Alex Jones Show - May 21, 2005


20050521_Savage_Alex


Episode Stats

Length

1 minute

Words per Minute

169.5238

Word Count

178

Sentence Count

12


Summary

Gooose in Ohio calls in to say that he thinks Hulk Hogan is a real person and that he's going to defeat Randy Savage in a Hulk Hogan match, and he's not even close to being a real human being.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Is that Goose?
00:00:01.000 A lot of interesting names today, a lot of interesting callers.
00:00:05.000 Goose in Ohio, must be related to Skunk who called earlier.
00:00:09.000 Hey Goose, how you doing?
00:00:10.000 How you doing brother?
00:00:12.000 Out here trying to wake up people in Ohio.
00:00:15.000 I just, I had to say that you do Randy Savage better than Randy Savage does Randy Savage.
00:00:22.000 Who is Randy Savage?
00:00:23.000 The wrestler.
00:00:25.000 Oh, Macho Man Randy.
00:00:27.000 Macho Man, yeah.
00:00:28.000 Steppin' to a Slim Jim, ooh baby, you're gonna get it, yeah!
00:00:31.000 You're goin' down!
00:00:33.000 I get a kick out of it.
00:00:35.000 I'm gonna defeat, I'm gonna defeat Hulk Hogan today!
00:00:38.000 Wrestling's real, and I'll kick your tail if you say it isn't, oh yeah!
00:00:43.000 And the point is, is wrestling isn't real, but millions of adults think it is, just like they think the elections are real.
00:00:48.000 Exactly.
00:00:50.000 Well, one thing I did want to mention, and I don't know if you know this or not, Uh, our constitution is like only... The constitution's going down!
00:01:01.000 Get this republic safe from terrorists!