Alex Jones talks about a pro-Obama sign that was confiscated outside a public school in Fairfax, VA, and why you should be worried about it. Also, a photo of the Obama Joker poster has been taken down off of the internet, and the mainstream media is covering it up. And Alex has a surprise guest coming up in the last part of the radio broadcast.
00:00:47.000We're going to be live here for the next four hours.
00:00:49.000Have a surprise guest coming up in the last hour of the radio broadcast today.
00:00:54.000We'll tell you about a little bit later in the show.
00:00:58.000We are also going to have open phones today on any news item, any issue, any story that you wish to discuss.
00:01:07.000We have a town hall meeting going on in Fairfax, Virginia, and out in the crowd, outside, you have a public school security guard come over and say, you're allowed to have pro-Obama signs, but you can't have a sign against Obama.
00:01:28.000And the fellow says, well, I thought this is America.
00:01:31.000And he says, it's not America anymore.
00:01:34.000What an archetypal What an archetypal statement.
00:01:40.000We're actually working on getting the fellow that shot that video up.
00:01:43.000It was the iconic Obama as the Joker image that, by the way, made the front page of the Metro and State of the Toronto Star yesterday.
00:01:52.000Some of our great listeners made copies of it and got it up all over the city.
00:01:59.000In fact, I've gotten emails and calls, and the news reporter told me the same thing, that there isn't really a street in Toronto that doesn't have it up with Infowars.com on it.
00:02:08.000It was also in North Texas News, and they show video of the posters up and say it says Antiwar.com, and on the video it says Infowars.com.
00:02:19.000I guess that's just the mainstream media can't get anything right, but maybe they did that on purpose, thinking, well we won't plug this guy's site.
00:02:29.000Also, big cover story in the metro section of the Orlando Sentinel, has a photo of the Obama Joker with Infowars.com.
00:02:40.000It says, State Attorney Decides Against Felony Charges In Obama Joker Poster Case.
00:02:45.000They decided not to charge the teenager, this high school junior we've had on.
00:02:50.000Because they know if they charge him, it's going to blow up in their face and a thousand times the posters are going to be put up.
00:02:59.000Flickr, with fake, it's now come out that Flickr was given fake takedown orders, copyright violation orders by some politicos to take the image down off Flickr.
00:03:14.000And we're now getting behind the scenes threats.
00:03:24.000I really don't have time to punish these people.
00:03:27.000But at a certain point, I've got to go after somebody for civil rights racketeering, for all the attempts to censor this radio show.
00:03:34.000I mean, these dumb bastards that always come up and mess with us have no idea we could just crush them if we wanted to expend the energy on it.
00:03:41.000But we've got so much going on, we don't.
00:03:43.000But if anybody causes me any problems with this crap, You can beat the rap, maybe.
00:03:51.000But you will not beat the ride, you little bastards.
00:04:00.000Regardless, ladies and gentlemen, big radio show lined up.
00:04:06.000You know, maybe I'll go ahead and tell you who the special guest is in the next segment.
00:04:09.000We'll go ahead and tell you about that and a lot more coming up, actually, at the bottom of this hour.
00:04:15.000Who the special guest will be, actually, for two hours today.
00:04:19.000And then I've got all this other insane news on the economy and the police state and the federal takeover of all private sector computers.
00:04:32.000And then I forgot to cover last week that story about the feds have a bill introduced to federally inspect your garage sales and your eBay sales.
00:04:43.000So we'll cover that I mean, it's just total takeover of every level and then I confirmed without any fanfare the Houston Airport George W Bush Airport George HW Bush Airport has put in the naked body scanners Hello, this is Alex Jones with some important questions If you're going into a battle and they give you a rifle and a sidearm, how much ammunition do you want?
00:10:30.000Set up Hugo Chavez tile style quote diversity Controlling the media controlling the internet controlling talk radio that they want taxes On top of all this and as the test case they're going after people they know are polarizing figures and unpopular with large swaths of the population Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh And
00:11:00.000they're mixing me now in all the big media matters.
00:11:04.000George Soros, Rockefeller Brothers Foundation funded.
00:11:43.000And I'm just frustrated, because there's so many great posters.
00:11:47.000The contest is to make the poster and videotape yourself posting them in legal, lawful, commons areas in your towns and cities, or your universities, Bulletin boards, you name it.
00:12:02.000And then videotaping it and putting it on YouTube like the last contest.
00:12:07.000That's what goes viral and then gives other people the idea to do it.
00:12:19.000But in the new $1,000 first place, $500 second place, $200 third place, in the new contest that ends Friday, you have to post The new poster of any issue, police brutality, fluoride in the water, the flu shot and concerns over that, whatever issue it is, anti-war, you know, whatever.
00:12:44.000It could be showing Obama as a fraud, showing Obama as a ghoul, showing Obama as Hitler, I don't care.
00:12:53.00050% of it will be judged on the best poster.
00:12:57.000The other 50% when I'm judging this, me, I'm the judge.
00:13:02.000I do take some of the feedback from people in my office.
00:13:06.000Will be whoever posted the best and makes the best video of posting it.
00:13:12.000That is the contest and the reason this new contest is whatever you want to make it because it just doesn't need to be about this Obama Joker situation.
00:13:20.000It's about you having a First Amendment and free speech and seeing the power of the people putting up different posters.
00:13:29.000And then whoever wins the contest, I'm going to take that image, and I'm just going to let you know now, and have another contest for whoever can put up the most of that poster.
00:14:16.000And, you know, they don't like this ObamaInfoWars.com, Obama New World Order poster, Obama fascism poster.
00:14:23.000Notice the media loves to only give the Obama socialist joker issue the attention because that ends up generating the left-right paradigm fight.
00:14:44.000You know, when Newsweek tells you we're all socialists now and shows two hands, two, you know, the left and right shaking hands, the red states, the blue states.
00:14:51.000That's so they can divide you and play you off against each other.
00:14:54.000And yes, they socialize the risk and privatize the profit.
00:15:48.000I'm going to start having more and more of our t-shirts be limited edition.
00:15:51.000We may down the road have some new Obama Joker variant, but it will not be the archetypal one that you've seen.
00:16:00.000When these are sold out, We're going to have our new Obama Joker image, and that's going to be limited edition as well.
00:16:08.000So I will let everybody know, if you want the Obama as the Joker t-shirts from Infowars.com, order them now, because when they're gone, they're gone.
00:16:18.000They'll probably be gone in a couple days.
00:16:20.000Again, Infowars.com to go order online, or 888-253-3139.
00:16:27.000And I'll tell you, my main reason for doing it is I saw the Obama The different variants of it, and I saw the one Janae, our graphics lady, made of bush when I asked her to, and it's much better than the Obama one.
00:16:39.000I think much scarier, much more serious, and I just want to have our own complete version.
00:16:44.000I mean, we took it, changed it a bit, and put it up, and it's public domain and out there, and so it's gonna be limited edition from us.
00:16:54.000So if you want to have the original Obama Socialist Fascist Info Wars or New World Order variant with On the back of the shirt, in the fed, or on the back of the shirt, stop the criminal.
00:17:05.000If you want one of those originals, this is your chance to order it at InfoWars.com, right there on the Secure Online Shopping Cart, or call toll-free 888-253-3139.
00:18:02.000It's about the idea of getting up off your butt.
00:18:05.000Hey, if you love big government, euthanized, Eugenics Healthcare, and you really buy all the crap being fed, and you don't know the insurance companies actually want immunity, and they're going to give the big doctor groups immunity through this healthcare plan.
00:18:17.000If you don't know it's a rip-off, like the banker bailout and everything else, and you believe it, then why don't you make posters for the government takeover of healthcare?
00:18:26.000Just the point is, get up off your butts.
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00:24:28.000I'm so sick of hearing about this bombing story.
00:24:37.000It's all over the British news for a decade.
00:26:30.000Yeah, when we were a nation of immigrants 100 years ago, or 50 years ago, or 200 years ago, there wasn't welfare.
00:26:37.000When somebody got off the boat, they weren't given free health care and free, you know, to have their babies and free housing and, you know, fake matricular cards of the average illegals on three different groups of welfare under three different names.
00:27:35.000It's going to be a trillion and a half dollars, more than double the GDP stolen by offshore banks, and that's more than double all the mortgages paid off in the country.
00:27:48.000Mortgages on sky-rise buildings, mortgages on bungalows, mortgages on farmhouses, mortgages on 20 million dollar villas.
00:28:42.000$27.5 trillion in a year since the foreign banks took over.
00:28:47.000That is right at three times all the mortgages in the country.
00:28:57.000They have stolen more than three times all the mortgages in the country.
00:29:03.000In the country, and haven't given you a dollar of your stupid socialist money back.
00:29:08.000Because it isn't socialism, it's robbery.
00:29:10.000When somebody comes in your house and knocks down the door and puts a gun to your head and walks off with your TV, your computers, and your jewelry, and your silverware, and maybe rapes your wife and daughters for side fun, that isn't socialism.
00:29:59.000Hello friends, this is Alex Jones, and I want each of you to ask yourself this question.
00:30:04.000Do you really know what's in your tap water?
00:30:06.000In a recent study conducted by a major environmental auditor, they found that over 260 chemicals and pollutants are present in municipal drinking water.
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00:31:21.000He's fudged since day one in this election.
00:31:24.000If you have a demagogue with a fanatical mass movement of personality cultists who is imposing the program of The group of extreme bankers and finance oligarchs, that's fascism.
00:33:31.000The rain, it hasn't fallen since the middle of July.
00:33:36.000And if it don't come soon, my crops will die.
00:33:40.000The bankman says he likes me, but there's nothing he can do.
00:33:45.000He tells me that he's coming, but the clouds are coming too.
00:33:51.000Now, the clouds don't come around Central Texas with all the chemtrailing.
00:33:55.000Every time the storm clouds blow in, the government jets fly in, chemtrail it all out.
00:34:01.000The White House admits they're already terraforming the planet.
00:34:04.000It's all part of studies, though, for official terraforming.
00:34:07.000AP Reuters, Wall Street Journal are announcing terraforming Earth, and the average public knows all about American Idol and All about dancing with the stars, but they're like, oh, there's a giant program manipulating the weather.
00:34:30.000But instead of walking around in silver spacesuits and flying around on jetpacks, we're eating genetically modified food that's been engineered to sterilize us.
00:34:39.000They're poisoning our water, a bunch of eugenicists run things.
00:34:42.000How do we get the public to wake up and pay attention to what's going on?
00:34:48.000Well, I guess you make posters that say, don't drink the tap water.
00:34:52.000I mean, I think that's one of the better ideas.
00:34:56.000Maybe an image of a great white shark coming up out of the water with its mouth, the maw of its mouth hanging open and it says, don't drink the tap.
00:35:04.000That archetypal image of the tap water will hurt you?
00:35:06.000There's something bad in the tap water?
00:35:09.000Now obviously I don't think somebody can win the contest now with that because I put it out there as my best idea.
00:35:18.000I'm sick of coming in here and doing this radio show.
00:35:21.000And I'm not sick of doing it because I don't like the work or the time or the energy.
00:35:26.000I'm sick of knowing how real this is, knowing how serious it is, knowing how hardcore it is, and understanding that if people would just take this seriously, like it really is, then we could end our problems very, very quickly.
00:35:44.000I don't like having to grub around and I'd rather just spend all my time making films, making posters, making videos, getting the word out.
00:35:51.000But I have to spend about half my time just trying to fund the operation.
00:36:19.000You think I enjoy having to burn most my time dealing with power outages and light bulbs burning out and websites going down and all the regular crap of life when all I want to do is warn people!
00:36:32.000I got children that live in this country on this world.
00:37:01.000That lets me know we're having an effect, and that's what keeps me going, is to know that we are exposing these bastards and they don't like it.
00:37:08.000And so they're pulling out every stop behind the scenes against us, and I don't like spending time...
00:37:12.000I'm not gonna give it attention on air, but we go through a lot of crap.
00:37:15.000Believe me, this is real, ladies and gentlemen.
00:37:19.000And those bastards get up and say, I'm lying about National Compulsory Service, when they've introduced the bills, and passed a bill that sets up the federal body to begin the process, and rama manuals all over national TV, and newspaper interviews, and wrote a best-selling book, and the president's all over the place calling for National Compulsory Paramilitary Service, and those little bastards at Media Matters get up there and lie, and say it isn't true!
00:38:30.000Hi, everybody tells me, Alex, you're not the man to be the leader.
00:38:32.000You're not the man to carry all the burdens of this.
00:38:36.000You're not the, you know, some people say, well, you know, we need somebody who's perfect, somebody who's better looking, somebody who's even smarter.
00:39:26.000And just have your voice be heard so loud and so proud that they can't shut us down and the cacophony is so high that even them shutting the internet down, as they're openly saying they're about to do, will only backfire on them!
00:39:43.000Record these shows for posterity during those dark times.
00:40:07.000Like Larry the Cable Guy says, get her done.
00:40:12.000Unbelievably obnoxious creature, but the point is, he makes the point.
00:40:20.000Larry the Cable Guy really got his start in Texas, here in Austin.
00:40:24.000Shark Man, the same guy that got me my radio, first radio show, was one of the first big guys on Z Rock, when it was national, to promote Larry the Cable Guy.
00:40:36.000Side issue, I was flipping around on channels this morning and saw some stupid Larry the Cable Guy movie where he's running around in a pigsty with being chased by Secret Service, but...
00:42:36.000But of course, they want to shut down worldwide the OECD, Organization of Economic Cooperative Development, the big global receivership body for the Ex-Im Bank, International Bank of Settlements.
00:42:52.000They are raiding in England and in the EU.
00:42:56.000Did you know you have to have a special license to own oil?
00:42:58.000Non-hybrid, non-GMO seeds, like it's dope or something.
00:43:02.000You have to have a license to plant it.
00:44:51.000And all these self-serving, full-of-themselves idiots out there don't realize that they could have stopped this overnight if they just get involved.
00:44:57.000Now, the good news is people are waking up, but not fast enough.
00:45:01.000And Russ Limbaugh and Glenn Beck are there to play the part of the opposition so that you go to them, so that when they put a neocon back in power, they can make you stand down.
00:45:38.000They have local newspapers in Austin about people arrested and it's a fun culture to laugh at people in the gladiatorial pit, even though you'll be in there next week.
00:45:48.000You know, over 10% now of Texans have felonies for all the fines and fees, and they announce it as a roundup, so when they have real roundups, you'll sit there and suck your thumb.
00:45:57.000Also, some offshore banks can own and rule everything, and all their parasite servants just can't wait to have their way with you, because they know how to put black uniforms on, and they know how to rape your daughters, and that's about all they plan on doing.
00:46:09.000And you're gonna take it, because you love it!
00:46:11.000As part of the campaign called Resell Roundup, the federal government is cracking down on second-hand sales of dangerous and destructive products.
00:46:19.000The initiative, which targets toys and other products for children, enforces a new provision that makes it a crime to resell anything that's been recalled for its manufacturer.
00:46:28.000See, because that's how they get their camel's nose in the tin flap.
00:46:35.000Those who resell recalled children's products are not only breaking the law, they're putting children's lives at risk, like all the tens of millions you've killed with your chemical weapons.
00:46:46.000Said the chairwoman of the Consumer Safety Product Commission.
00:46:50.000Yeah, you don't stop the big companies from shipping in the lead and mercury and everything.
00:46:53.000Just shut down all the little companies.
00:46:55.000You gotta have a special license now to have a toy company now.
00:46:58.000The crackdown affects sellers ranging from major thrift store operators, such as Goodwill and The Salvation Army, to everyday Americans cleaning out their attics and yards.
00:47:06.000See, the feds have no jurisdiction in your garage sale or your local thrift shop, but they do now, because you're not going to do anything.
00:47:16.000You're not going to buy or sell without a face scan and a thumbprint.
00:47:19.000And yeah, I know we've heard of that before somewhere called the Bible, but even if you're an atheist, you should realize this is total tyranny, dummies.
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00:56:46.000They now have a 360, not just of your retina or your thumbprint or your face scan when you get a driver's license, but now your whole body.
00:56:56.000And they're gonna have feds coming into your garage sales and shutting you down, and feds shutting down farms and ranches, Animal ID, Premises ID, harassing the Amish.
00:57:05.000I mean, they're CPSing the Amish's children all over the country now.
00:57:10.000They're coming in on us at every angle, these bastards!
00:57:14.000And they just train you to submit to them.
00:57:19.000I'm trying to get this one guy on the show.
00:57:21.000He said, no, you're not putting me through the body scanner.
00:57:22.000You're not going to videotape me and my wife's naked bodies on your imager.
00:57:26.000And so they threatened to arrest him, but then backed off.
00:57:29.000I mean, look, you're not putting me through it, but they don't even tell them.
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01:00:46.000and it's about freedom of speech for dissenters like me.
01:00:49.000Weeks ago at the Austin City Council with newbie Mayor Leffingwell, they shredded our sacred U.S.
01:00:53.000Constitution in order to stop me from talking about you.
01:00:58.000Yeah, I've heard that they're now announcing they're going to selectively not let certain people ever speak, and are banning people speaking on other items.
01:01:08.000So basically it's going to be secret meetings now, all part of the scumbag takeover.
01:02:46.000They made me surrender my sign outside.
01:02:48.000But then a bunch of kids were allowed to run in, up to the stage, waving their pro-Obama propaganda signs, which is just like what they do at the city council meetings.
01:02:56.000They make us surrender our sides there, and then they let these Obama stooges run in and do it.
01:04:03.000If 500 people, we've had 2,000 before and they've said it's 100, so if 500 people all put up 100 pro-liberty signs, you would take over Austin.
01:04:15.000So it's good to go out and have demonstrations, but that's kind of primitive.
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