Destroying Scrubs & Carrying Noobs
Episode Stats
Length
6 hours and 44 minutes
Words per Minute
75.050644
Hate Speech Sentences
464
Summary
In this episode, we play a game with Needles, and we get raped by Doomfist and his squad. We don't know what's going on, but it's a good one. (Sorry for the audio issues, I had to fix them) The show goes on! We're back on Rumble now, and it's going to be a long one, so don't miss this one. We'll see you next week, guys! We'll be back on R.I.P. and we'll talk about some other stuff, but for now, enjoy this episode. We love y'all, see ya next week! XOXO, R. I. P.S. Thank you so much for all the support, we really appreciate it. Xoxo, R-Sigma, XOXOXOXO. xoxo XoxO, XO, and XOXO! XO! xoxO XO-XO, xO, XOC, XOC xOXO- and XOC-XOXO! xO-YO, YO-ZO, yO-Doomfist, Doomfaggot, Genji, Genji Genjafist, Genjigot, , Genjagot, Gogot, and Genjogot! Genjegot, let me know what you think about this one, brozz! Let me know who you think of this one? Thank you, broggot! :D -R. -XO-R-R. I'm going to kill this one! -A. I love ya brozz, R.A. B. I hope you like it -M. I'll see ya soon, -T. I will be back next week for the next one! -B. I don't give a damn about it. -R-A. S. E. I'M S. :P -D -S. -J.O. R. A. SOG -P. I LOVE YOU GUYS -E. M. I HAVE A PODCAST NEXT WEEK!! -JUICY -HUDSO -O. SONGS: :O -JEANS
Transcript
00:00:10.000
I think we're going to be live on X right about now.
00:00:13.000
Let's see if you ninjas see me here on Twitter.
00:00:57.000
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
00:01:12.000
So, Needles, I gotta go and fix the sound here.
00:01:27.000
You guys, chat, give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear the game right now, or two if you can't hear it.
00:01:31.000
I'm assuming I'm going to get a bunch of twos right now.
00:01:34.000
Give me twos in the chat if you guys can't hear the game right now.
00:02:14.000
I gotta play with the speakers for them to hear, bro.
00:02:23.000
People are going to probably hate us, but whatever.
00:02:47.000
Alright, I'm running, I'm running, because they can dive on us in two seconds.
00:02:51.000
Yeah, they're running a full-on dive right here.
00:03:53.000
Bro, I would've, like, I was fucking them up, man, but I don't know what the fuck happened.
00:03:57.000
Like, no one came to fucking heal me, and these fucking faggots got me, bro.
00:07:51.000
Yo they got 20, what the fu- Oh way they fucking back out bro.
00:08:20.000
Uh, they're gonna spawn right here, so we should back up, back up, back up, because they're gonna literally spawn.
00:09:12.000
The beatings will continue until morale approves, and it ain't gonna approve, you scrubs!
00:10:14.000
These faggots are chasing me so fucking hard, man!
00:10:52.000
This episode brought to y'all niggas by a girl of mine.
00:11:11.000
I've simply grown tired of pretending I am content.
00:11:21.000
Go back to playing Genji, because I'm going to be weakening them and you can finish them off.
00:11:44.000
Yeah, I can't believe they fucking back-capped that one.
00:12:09.000
That tracking's not pouring out my drugs right now!
00:13:44.000
We might have not needed that, but that's f- What the fuck?
00:14:55.000
They just burned a bunch of ults for no reason.
00:15:00.000
Alright, let's focus this diva out of mech and then I can visor and melt them.
00:15:22.000
I think their Zen is gonna have Transcendence though.
00:16:48.000
Get the D.Va out of mechs so I can virus with them!
00:16:50.000
They don't have a transcendent, so it's a team wipe automatically!
00:18:54.000
Dude was playing fucking sorry and was getting fucked up by that D.Va, man.
00:21:11.000
Let me just type god down, I think, as your echo.
00:21:18.000
Like, dudes never communicate in team chat anyway, bro.
00:23:01.000
Guys, don't get in the close quarters and give him an advantage.
00:28:01.000
We gotta touch point now if we're gonna do this.
00:29:57.000
I shouldn't have done that, but he was trash, so...
00:31:14.000
I'm trying to shoot him, but I'm getting fucking shot at.
00:32:28.000
I'm gonna shoot them from the middle so they can focus on me and you guys take them from the side.
00:32:38.000
Reaper behind you, bro, but I'm shooting him in the back.
00:33:48.000
These niggas are so busy chasing me, that we locked the port!
00:34:00.000
Hello niggabitch, good to see you again, you about to die!
00:36:54.000
Alright, I'm gonna find a way to try to do this shit with sound without, like, fucking being...
00:40:56.000
Bro, I just created so much fucking space, man.
00:43:32.000
Well, the best we could do now is just fucking hold them.
00:43:40.000
Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
00:43:52.000
Hey faggot, someone said Myron didn't take high ground.
00:43:58.000
My team can't even push it to the point, you fucking dumbass.
00:44:02.000
Some of you motherfuckers talking shit in the chat don't know shit.
00:46:17.000
Needles, if you play something like that again, nigga, I'm booting you.
00:46:21.000
If you play ass like that one more time, I'm booting you.
00:46:38.000
Bro, I'm telling you because I couldn't get picks.
00:46:39.000
I was doing damage, but I couldn't get anything.
00:47:18.000
I haven't played with none of these niggas, man.
00:47:23.000
Actually, no, I played with this bow guy before.
00:47:38.000
They fucking blur out the shit when you type...
00:48:52.000
Cause a lot of you guys in the chat want to play, but you guys be trash when I play with y'all, man.
00:48:56.000
Be honest, Needle sucks too, but I'm just playing with him because I know him in person.
00:49:02.000
It was one game that supports for dog shit, yo.
00:49:22.000
I'm gonna make a smurf account and play with him once I get, like, a lot better.
00:49:26.000
But, uh, yes, I played McCree at a very high level back in the day, man.
00:49:36.000
But I liked it better when he had the flashback.
00:49:43.000
I mean, his hinder's still fucking annoying, though.
00:51:29.000
Anyone that knows how to, like, fucking figure this out where my teammates can't hear the game would be great.
00:52:50.000
We're on payload by the way, you guys have no healers.
00:53:23.000
Keep pushing payload because they're more concerned looking at me than you guys.
00:53:55.000
They're just hiding up there like the faggots that they are.
00:54:48.000
Oh yeah, that Lightweaver don't know what's going on!
00:55:13.000
I'm shooting the fuck out of this bitch, she's weak!
00:56:51.000
We grow, Master, because we grill and need boys.
01:01:27.000
Zombo's still thinking about the right side, I think.
01:03:27.000
I'm just gonna sit on point so Sombra can't turn over.
01:04:53.000
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
01:08:38.000
Look, a bunch of them looking at me on the side.
01:08:56.000
Oh, please tell me you guys killed a few of them.
01:08:57.000
I weakened the fuck out of them and I was just annoying them from the side.
01:09:13.000
I'm gonna go monkey real quick, cause they're all just hitting back there while I'm drunker.
01:09:18.000
And it would be really helpful too, I'm not gonna lie.
01:10:08.000
He's literally just spamming arrows and he can't hit me because it sucks in this game.
01:10:13.000
Guys, I'm literally distracting them so much over here on the side.
01:12:04.000
Yeah, Blackwing, you gotta switch off to McCree, bro.
01:12:11.000
You're not putting no fucking pressure on them, dude.
01:12:19.000
100% this Blackwing guy is the reason why we couldn't do shit there.
01:12:25.000
I'm over here shooting them in the fucking backline, taking off an off angle.
01:12:30.000
They're weak, and no one is there to follow up.
01:12:35.000
And to keep it a thousand with you, anyone playing at like silver or fucking gold or whatever, nine out of ten times they're not gonna be a good McCree.
01:12:44.000
He takes a lot of mechanical skill, and if you had good mechanical skill, you wouldn't be in gold anyway.
01:12:49.000
It amazes me how kids at this level play in the group.
01:12:58.000
Because if she's gonna play Junker, that's the easiest way, because she has a lot of lifesteal.
01:13:31.000
Okay, oh fucking K. And I think you're dead there,
01:15:22.000
Yeah, I was gonna say, he was fucking low as shit on him.
01:16:06.000
Oh, I slapped him, I slapped him, I slapped him.
01:16:37.000
He missed his Rocket Brash and could've killed the fucking Genji when he was 1 HP. You suck, dude.
01:16:47.000
You just have one bad fucking DPS and the game is fucking over, bro.
01:17:28.000
If you're garbage, I'm kicking you the fuck out of here, bro.
01:17:35.000
Because you guys be joining in from the chat and you motherfuckers be trash, bro.
01:18:35.000
Yeah, all you China niggas that are watching, all you China niggas that are watching, this is not charity.
01:18:39.000
I'm not here to fucking have fun and play with you niggas.
01:18:41.000
If we lose and you suck, I'm kicking you the fuck out of here.
01:18:52.000
Because he just joined in random without invite.
01:18:55.000
I'm not here to have no fucking fun with you fucking faggots.
01:18:59.000
So if we lose and you suck, I'm kicking you the fuck out, bro.
01:20:18.000
Yeah, we need to just hardcore target that Tracer.
01:22:35.000
Sigma got saved by the fuckin' Kariqo on their team.
01:22:39.000
We just let Matt Soldier, Churka, like, Churka off up there, I'm not gonna lie.
01:22:50.000
Alright, Soldier is gonna just keep shooting you guys from the side.
01:25:23.000
Dude, I'm doing so much fucking damage on them.
01:25:33.000
They're always weak and they're not getting finished off, man.
01:28:36.000
Touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it, touch it!
01:29:48.000
Hardcore target, uh, they're soldier, honestly.
01:29:58.000
And then I'm gonna try and protect y'all from chaser.
01:31:27.000
Killing that tracer and soldier first really shut him down.
01:32:07.000
Nitos, you didn't need to pop that but that's fine.
01:32:23.000
No, no, no, you gotta let them know when they do stupid shit.
01:32:30.000
Now the Visor's gonna be weaker on the next one.
01:33:09.000
We had the advantage and you fucking faggots still let me die!
01:33:16.000
We had the advantage and you fucking faggots let me die still!
01:34:41.000
Needles, never let someone else take Moira ever again.
01:36:25.000
I don't know what the fuck is going with it, man.
01:36:36.000
Like, it sounds like a TV's on in your background or some shit like that.
01:37:22.000
I'm not gonna lie, this Junker's gonna be a problem if we can't get like...
01:39:35.000
These kids on the other team are fucking terrible.
01:40:47.000
Brick Weak, Brick Weak, Brick Dead, Brick Dead!
01:40:57.000
Yeah, during this next team battle, just the enemy.
01:41:10.000
You already know where they're gonna come from.
01:41:26.000
I need help on point, help on point, help on point!
01:41:43.000
I'm going after they're fucking up for a sucker.
01:43:34.000
Yeah, she ran, she ran back for the help back home.
01:46:37.000
I'm with your needles, let's go, let's go, let's go, these faggots suck!
01:46:45.000
Mercy's alone right here, Mercy's alone right here.
01:47:54.000
We got Damian Rochester says, I put $12,000 into crypto since June when I first found you guys.
01:48:01.000
Without you, I would have never even gotten to crypto and you're a legend made.
01:48:07.000
Cesar2Bucks says, the kids on the other team are so trash they wouldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.
01:48:20.000
Live was like watching a little kid on Christmas morning.
01:48:36.000
We can just go through a custom game while we wait.
01:49:50.000
I'm trying to find a way guys to fix this sound thing.
01:51:03.000
Things were a lot simpler when I was robbing banks with the Deadlock Gang.
01:52:26.000
Watch the charge, he might try and push you off.
01:53:39.000
I'm working on breaking the shield so we don't got nothing.
01:55:21.000
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
01:55:36.000
Guys, give me ones in the chat if the audio is good.
01:55:53.000
depending on who they have, I might hot swap real quick.
01:56:29.000
So if they have a Bastion, definitely fucking focus his ass.
01:57:29.000
Yeah, I'll counter hog and try and pull Bastion in if he's just fitting her.
01:58:39.000
Hold on, let me see if I can get a nasty hook real quick.
02:00:41.000
The dude was in a chat the whole time, what the fuck?
02:00:55.000
God damn it, I was gonna talk shit to their tank, bro.
02:00:58.000
He said he was better than me than got fucking...
02:01:02.000
Granted, I ain't gonna lie, we won the shield war every time because I just pegged that shit every time.
02:01:10.000
I don't know why they didn't go Bastion sooner.
02:01:26.000
So now I've become, I'm good at Ryan, Hogg, Orisa, or Mantra.
02:03:55.000
And I'm playing keyboard and mouse, so I'll get to it.
02:07:03.000
Careful, the ass is fucking you from the right.
02:08:40.000
I want to draw the Anna's sleep out, because I don't want to use my ult gear and then get fucking slept two seconds in.
02:10:25.000
I think it's because they were talking mad shit to him.
02:12:23.000
Just take around for a second if we are actually...
02:12:52.000
I've been through more of these than I can count.
02:14:16.000
Are we gonna actually just win this shit and be over with this, man?
02:14:19.000
I know this kid's throwing and everything, but it's like, come on, man.
02:14:34.000
Did you tell me that's one fucking monkey is murdering you?
02:17:08.000
Let me fucking report that kid so we don't get him on our team.
02:17:57.000
Myron, is your aim as good in real life as it is in the game?
02:18:06.000
Cesar says, Yo, Myron, do you like to play a soldier because it reminds you of shooting Mexican aliens at the border?
02:22:40.000
I don't know why she's going up there when the Genji's pushing.
02:24:25.000
They're like, hold an off angle, not just the Nass angle.
02:24:29.000
Also, Ashe is gonna out, like, every day of the week.
02:24:46.000
I'm witching McCree, I'm witching on this Ashe.
02:24:59.000
I don't want you to get fucking whacked my ass and just die.
02:25:18.000
I'm not retarded like all of the things I was playing.
02:26:48.000
I guess I can go remacho again, it's so pressuring.
02:27:20.000
I'm drawing all their attention, so you're not going to go show up.
02:30:36.000
Bro, I don't know what the fuck happened there.
02:30:41.000
My shit, like I fucked my shit up while I was playing.
02:30:54.000
We're on a winning streak right now, too, so we're getting extra shit.
02:31:05.000
Someone in the chat has been keeping track of how many games we've won and lost.
02:31:14.000
Since I've been playing, I think we've only lost two.
02:31:33.000
Yeah, I really hope the fuckin' Silver isn't on our team.
02:33:51.000
Honestly, it turned out better than I thought it would.
02:34:26.000
Their Junkrat's doing a lot of their damage, honestly.
02:35:18.000
I'm on the Junker Queen, I'm trying to get her!
02:36:40.000
We will not lose this battle if we fight as one.
02:36:45.000
I'm gonna sit on the high ground behind them, okay?
02:37:07.000
I'm gonna go to the far right and try to hook someone off real quick.
02:37:26.000
Hog with a Mercy on point, Hog with a Mercy on point right now.
02:37:39.000
Jump right on point, jump right on point, one shot, jump right on point, one shot.
02:37:45.000
Fight him Hog, fight him, fight him, fight him.
02:39:13.000
I don't know how the fuck we didn't take that man.
02:39:28.000
I'm gonna stay on the high ground again and just keep shooing them.
02:39:41.000
Guys, three of them are looking at me right now.
02:39:59.000
Let's try to regroup and push into this last fight.
02:40:06.000
Hog is just hooking me up, and then when I hook him up...
02:41:15.000
Should've went Reaper or some shit like that to fight on point.
02:41:39.000
Lifeweaver, if you can save your pull for someone hooked, because if they get hooked, like, you can pull them out.
02:43:29.000
Yeah, no, uh, their Mercy tries to revive a lot, so I'm just gonna save my, uh, my, uh, spear for her.
02:45:10.000
I love booping Bob into the well so he doesn't hurt me.
02:45:52.000
Shout out to all my ninjas who are watching on Twitter.
02:46:00.000
We got another 2,000 of you guys watching on fucking Rumble.
02:46:04.000
So, bro, for all you guys that are watching, we're bringing back Toxic Gaming, faggots.
02:46:10.000
And as you guys can see here, I got that aim even on the game right now.
02:46:14.000
And just so y'all know, I've just been playing keyboard and mouse for about three weeks now.
02:48:20.000
You guys are probably wondering, yo, Myron, why'd you get back into gaming?
02:48:22.000
I got back into gaming because dudes are faggots, okay?
02:48:25.000
The people that play video games nowadays are fucking homosexuals.
02:48:35.000
These fucking Twitch streamers are fucking fags.
02:48:44.000
These bitches need to be in a kitchen somewhere.
02:48:46.000
I don't know why they're on fucking Overwatch when they should be Overwatching a kitchen somewhere.
02:49:03.000
Okay, I can tell you that you don't play any other character but this fucker.
02:49:09.000
Hey, hey, look bro, you're playing a nigger bitch, so shut up, faggot.
02:49:17.000
Play your nigger bitch and shut the fuck up, faggot.
02:50:28.000
Raping these fucking homosexuals in a butthole.
02:50:59.000
I'm back up, back up, back up, back up, back up,
02:51:19.000
back up, back up, keep going, keep going, gotcha.
02:51:50.000
I believe in him to turn around, though, if he's not dogshit.
02:52:03.000
Yo, Ace, can you at least go, like, chase her or something and fuck with the Widow?
02:53:04.000
I got a heal right here on the corner for y'all.
02:53:33.000
That Zarya's mad that I fucked her up last time.
02:54:15.000
Honestly, I'm just gonna phase tank, uh, their tank.
02:54:21.000
If you guys don't purely focus on their DPS, we win this.
02:55:37.000
So it's our Hanzo that's just shitting me at all, bro.
02:55:56.000
The Zen never has Transcendence when he get hit with a grab, though.
02:58:18.000
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
02:58:47.000
I am single-handedly bringing back toxic nigga gaming.
02:58:50.000
We're gonna go back to bullying people in the lobbies.
02:58:54.000
We're gonna go back to telling people they're trash.
02:58:55.000
We're gonna go back to letting these faggots know that there is no safe space on the internet.
02:59:00.000
As long as you're on the internet and you wanna play a game with me, I will talk shit to you if you're trash.
02:59:24.000
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
02:59:30.000
The beatings will continue on you fucking faggots!
02:59:41.000
Matter of fact, since we're here, Because we've been going all night, my friends.
03:00:01.000
Neighbors are probably gonna get mad, but FUCK THEM! We're on the nitrate tonight,
03:01:00.000
We're better than those other fucking streaming faggots that bring nothing to the table.
03:01:05.000
I game and I destroy motherfuckers on this shit.
03:01:08.000
And I still teach you niggas how to make money, how to get hoes, how to get in shape.
03:01:11.000
We are diversified over here at Fresh and Fit, faggots.
03:01:27.000
He's about to get raped again, let's fucking go!
03:01:39.000
I'm more entertaining than all these bitch-ass Twitch streamers that are over here too scared to tell women that they need to get off the fucking game and go back in the kitchen.
03:02:05.000
They might have a hog here or some bullshit like this, yo.
03:02:15.000
They got three hitscans and they're all on the bridge.
03:02:58.000
Yo, these dudes are fucking just focusing so hard, man.
03:04:17.000
Yo, D.Va on point, D.Va on point, D.Va on point behind you guys.
03:05:16.000
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
03:05:43.000
We need to fuck around with our comp a little bit.
03:06:03.000
I'd rather wait a century for progress than cause the harm you have.
03:06:07.000
What a joy it must be to feel entitled to patience.
03:06:16.000
I don't know what happened, but, like, the mercy, like, just kept, like, leaving me to die, bro.
03:06:22.000
I think she was trying to help me there because I was getting fucking beamed.
03:06:26.000
And this Abdullah kid, like this kid, he's focusing me with D.Va very hard.
03:06:32.000
Like every time, he just runs right up to me, man.
03:06:34.000
He just comes at me with the fucking Matrix and shit.
03:06:40.000
I just need you guys to focus their DPS. Hold up, hold up.
03:06:47.000
Like, I need you to focus these guys back here.
03:07:23.000
You don't have to worry about the dive, so now just purely focus on the killer.
03:07:29.000
I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back.
03:08:09.000
95 to visor McCree on the left by himself I've got you in my sights.
03:11:13.000
I mean, Dunk is pretty fucking good on this map too, I'm not gonna lie.
03:11:22.000
In this close area, he's fucking annoying with his traps and shit.
03:13:01.000
They gotta Ashe, they gotta Ashe, they gotta Ashe, they gotta Ashe now.
03:15:57.000
We can touch it, we can touch it, but this is gonna be...
03:16:25.000
Those kids were definitely some fucking diamond players.
03:18:39.000
Can one of you guys go Kiriko and one of you guys go Ana real quick?
03:18:46.000
Yeah, you could hold R. Oh, is it hold R? Yeah.
03:19:01.000
Alright, now give me the Nano, now give me the Nano!
03:19:06.000
Alright, I wanna test the Nano and the Kitsune.
03:19:12.000
Yeah, I have it, I have it, I have it, I'm gonna have both of you.
03:19:47.000
To be honest with you, the Mercy on the other team was way better than Mercy.
03:20:05.000
She actually has a boyfriend and they watch the show together.
03:21:29.000
It's Mei though, so that's not saying much honestly.
03:22:41.000
May, May, May behind you, May behind you, May behind me one shot.
03:23:31.000
Okay, we need to get up top and get the underground.
03:24:04.000
I'm just getting sleep-booped and fucking frozen.
03:24:32.000
Hey, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
03:25:05.000
I'm not gonna lie, we can run through them if we just target their, uh, Arisa with anti-heal.
03:26:34.000
Mei has also been a fucking huge problem for me.
03:29:39.000
And the Lucio's annoying too because he comes in and while I'm shooting, he'll just like fucking poop me.
03:30:13.000
It's kind of hard on this 13 comp, too, because they have a lot of bullshit.
03:30:28.000
It's more their DPS is just feeding me, so I get, like, the healing reduction and shit.
03:30:33.000
We're on defense, so it's gonna be a lot easier.
03:33:10.000
Get on top and just fucking put your trap down and try to get to the Lucio.
03:33:43.000
I'm trying to help you bro, I'm trying to help you!
03:34:11.000
Mercy, just stay on me, honestly, at this point.
03:35:13.000
Let's go, let's hold, let's hold, Myron, I'm with you.
03:36:50.000
Yo, bro, this player kid's a fucking faggot, man.
03:37:17.000
Yeah, Last Mercy was absolutely dogshit, so glad you joined now.
03:38:17.000
We got 6,000 of you ninjas watching on Twitter, and we got about 2,500 on Rumble.
03:39:14.000
Just so y'all know, it's gonna get harder because we got like a four stack.
03:40:18.000
It's gonna be the biggest issue if he uses his brain shells.
03:41:38.000
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
03:41:42.000
Vapra's okay, because he can fucking mist her, who the fuck is calling her?
03:42:54.000
We're gonna have to come back out at some point.
03:43:23.000
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
03:43:29.000
Yeah, you see what happens when you got a competent mercy on your team?
03:44:07.000
Yo, there's like a million of them in that room!
03:44:12.000
I might die here, but worst, honestly, I got two.
03:44:48.000
Playing a Widowmaker on this map, you fucking faggot.
03:44:52.000
Yeah, I'm surprised because I've left the Gator as far as.
03:45:01.000
They're probably gonna go over there, honestly.
03:46:16.000
You know, I love just fucking charging and smooshing people.
03:47:47.000
I'M NOT FUCKING LEAVING! That refro's pretty good.
03:48:30.000
Wait, I think she, didn't you, she said something about she used to be like a top 500 Mercy like on Overwatch 1?
03:48:38.000
No, I played with a lot of top 500s back when I was in Overwatch.
03:49:21.000
Nah, but we gotta get you out of fucking silver.
03:49:26.000
Honestly, it's super hard to climb when you get down really low, because I think I topped out at high plat in Overwatch 1.
03:49:35.000
But we were on like a 6-7 game win streak there, so we got high up.
03:49:47.000
I started Silver 1 when we started playing, like, Gold Prayer and also.
03:50:02.000
Because a lot of gamers are faggots and we're defaggifying gaming, alright?
03:50:08.000
Too many gamers are simps and pussies and not afraid to tell these women to get back in the kitchen.
03:50:12.000
Or sorry, they're too afraid to tell these women to get back in the kitchen.
03:52:38.000
If we can get some more shots on that Ash, that's okay.
03:53:22.000
We might need a reaper or something here for this ball.
03:54:17.000
I'm here with you, I'm here with you, I'm here with you.
03:54:20.000
You guys, I'm gonna stay here and try and hold him off.
03:56:23.000
I'm gonna take high ground and shoot these idiots from on top.
03:57:11.000
This ball's just trying to eat the shots, but...
03:59:37.000
Oh fucking wave bro, this Ashe is working on us from up top.
03:59:41.000
I told Reaper to fucking diver and he's just jerked.
04:00:25.000
Yo, are you- yeah, he's in the fucking voice channel, bro!
04:00:53.000
Just get on top, high ground, and, uh, yeah, just bully their Ashe the whole time.
04:00:59.000
If we shut down Ashe, we literally have the easiest win of our life.
04:01:06.000
Anytime me and her dueled, like, I would be shooting her, she couldn't do nothing.
04:01:10.000
Yeah, well, she's just sitting back there getting free shots the whole time.
04:01:14.000
She's farming damage, and her boppel, which is annoying.
04:01:26.000
Now he's in the chat, so hopefully he can heal the fuck I'm saying.
04:01:33.000
We're gonna fuck him up on this shit, though, don't worry.
04:05:55.000
I'm trying to kill the Tracer, but oh my god, Tracer's one too.
04:06:12.000
Reaper's dead there, unless you can get to him.
04:07:17.000
I'm shooting these spaggots in the high ground like I'm Steven Paddock.
04:09:11.000
I was just shitting up top, just shooting down on these fucking faggots.
04:10:14.000
Just so you guys know, we're playing with way higher rank kids.
04:11:53.000
Alright, me and Mercy are coming back to point right now.
04:12:21.000
No, can you guys push on them when they're all looking back?
04:13:03.000
You guys kill them when they're weak, I'm happy.
04:13:52.000
I have my ult, too, so if we can get a nice little opening, I'm...
04:14:05.000
I'm gonna break the Romacho shield so you can use it.
04:14:53.000
Er, he swapped a monkey, so he might stay monkey here, so...
04:15:00.000
I know, I'm just letting this person know, he's probably gonna die.
04:15:09.000
He's probably gonna target you, Mercy, but if you're next to me, I'll just beat the fuck out.
04:15:32.000
I'm gonna be on the left, just shooing down on these faggots once again.
04:16:32.000
They're all looking at me, bro, like fields online.
04:16:43.000
You guys, they're focusing so hard on the high ground, man!
04:16:57.000
I got barraged, so we should be good next fight.
04:17:02.000
Yeah, does Orisa have a retorn battle with that?
04:17:41.000
Okay, okay, okay, Jesus Christ, I need something.
04:17:56.000
I think we're a little too spread out, I think.
04:18:21.000
I was literally creating so much space just shooting them from above and nobody fucking took advantage, man.
04:18:30.000
Like I'm over here fucking distracting fire with them and what the fuck are you doing?
04:18:46.000
Literally, like, you can look at my fucking gameplay.
04:19:00.000
You're using a motherfucker using bow and arrows.
04:19:07.000
What the fuck does I have to do with anything, faggot?
04:19:12.000
Play the fucking game and stop showing bows and I was a sucking at this shit!
04:19:44.000
I'm on this Orisa with you bro, I'm on this Orisa with you, [...]
04:20:00.000
I'm on this Orisa with you, I'm on this Orisa Bastards still weak as shit!
04:21:41.000
I'm on point, I don't know what the fuck is going on over there.
04:21:58.000
We literally lost because it's fucking Antoine kid.
04:22:05.000
You sound like a fucking chopstick using faggot Asian scrub.
04:22:12.000
How the fuck are you Asian and suck at this game, you fucking faggot?
04:22:32.000
Why the fuck would you queue up his DPS when you suck at this fucking game, you fucking faggot!
04:23:26.000
Here, matter of fact, I'm gonna avoid that fuckin' s- Aw, fuck.
04:24:09.000
I'm not losing these fucking scrubs this time, man.
04:24:18.000
What was that fucking last fucking faggot's name?
04:24:36.000
I just started playing this game again and I'm already better than his sorry ass.
04:24:39.000
And I've just been playing fucking mouse and keyboard for literally a few weeks.
04:25:29.000
Rise of your lock right in front of us like this!
04:27:30.000
I'll try and keep Hogg off y'all, but yeah, target the reaper.
04:27:53.000
Watch out for Reaper, I don't know where he is.
04:28:42.000
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a good ult.
04:30:59.000
Hanzo leak over there Genji, you should be able to finish him off or not.
04:32:35.000
He was getting destroyed so bad he fucking quit.
04:32:42.000
Why are we getting retard second DPS kids, man?
04:33:17.000
Alright, anybody that's a DPS watching right now, you motherfuckers, cue up.
04:33:22.000
We've got two sorry-ass kids on our team in a fucking row.
04:34:04.000
No, it's because the stream's a little bit delayed.
04:34:07.000
So we'll run another game and then we'll run another game and then we'll go from there.
04:35:07.000
um, because I can play support or DPS. If someone wants to play tank as well.
04:36:13.000
So, sweet Edina has grown into a domineering quest.
04:38:51.000
I'm about to fire these fucking faggots from above.
04:39:03.000
I got her bolt, so I can't get any goods from it.
04:40:45.000
Oh my god, he gotta be- Their Junkrat's kind of annoying.
04:41:13.000
I'm touching, I'm touching, I'm touching, I'm touching.
04:43:22.000
Their healers are really putting in a lot of work.
04:43:54.000
We just keep getting fucking retarded DPS. They're probably just gonna go a lot of range here.
04:44:53.000
What are them mantis arms stuck between the molars?
04:45:19.000
Yo, let me know if there's anyone watching that's a good DPS that wants to play, bro.
04:45:27.000
I fucking can't play tank or support, I don't know.
04:46:29.000
Cause their DPS are just sitting up there jerking off while fucking my ass.
04:49:47.000
Or whatever the fuck we're doing, it's working.
04:50:11.000
Snap-up on the ult and the ult and the ult for a team.
04:50:46.000
Yeah, I'm just tracking them, they're both back there.
04:50:50.000
Now I'm backing out of time here, getting melted.
04:51:16.000
They have similar CPS. I don't know if my key is going to work there,
04:53:42.000
Monkey worked pretty well on this first objective.
04:54:02.000
I think that's the only way we get past this first point quickly, is if we dive their backline and try and move them to give us some space.
04:54:10.000
I believe you guys can beat the fuck out of their ink.
04:54:36.000
This is either gonna go really poorly or really well.
04:56:09.000
Bro, why do we keep getting retards on our team like Blaze, bro?
04:56:19.000
Keep getting fucking brain dead retard low IQ fucking dumbasses like this kid on our team every time.
04:56:45.000
Either that or we try and hold spawn for a second.
04:57:09.000
Think of it as fuel beneath the flames of your vengeance.
04:57:53.000
don't know what it is with these fucking retards,
04:58:11.000
We've gotten three sorry-ass kids on our team every time.
04:58:17.000
Do we got anyone that's not fucking garbage at this shit that wants to play?
04:58:35.000
I know their fuckin' team was fuckin' juiced, too.
04:58:49.000
I mean, the other one's a Platinum Rule Challenger, but...
04:59:22.000
Actually, the average age of Overwatch players is somewhere in their mid-20s or 30s.
04:59:30.000
Every fucking bummy, loser, faggot plays Call of Duty, man.
04:59:45.000
I can swap DPS, but then we have to try and get a good tank.
05:00:27.000
I'll probably go for like another 45 to an hour.
05:01:36.000
I have decent faith in Aqua looking at his past seasons compared to 99% of the other DPS we've had and believe in you.
05:05:44.000
I have my ult here, so if we can get him to clump up that'd be best.
05:06:02.000
That way I'm not going to get shafted on my wall.
05:07:04.000
Yo, uh, Aqua, you gotta fucking step it up, bro.
05:07:55.000
Mei will be good on last time thinking about it, but...
05:07:58.000
Mei's pretty good for walling off and bullshit.
05:10:17.000
I'm gonna get off for a second and try and intercept.
05:13:18.000
know, but if you hold up here, it's really good for you.
05:13:31.000
I'll just sit over there and shoot them from the side.
05:14:10.000
Oh, no way that- Behind you guys, behind you guys on point.
05:14:18.000
Hanzo, Hanzo top left, Hanzo top left, Hanzo top left!
05:14:29.000
We just really need a target there, uh, Ash and Hanz.
05:14:35.000
I killed the, I killed the Ash on the last one, man.
05:16:23.000
We need a good DPS. I'm tired of playing with fucking sorry ass niggas, man.
05:17:36.000
These fucking gamers, you guys aren't safe no more because I'm fucking back.
05:17:40.000
Okay, you fucking almost didn't know, but I game too.
05:17:43.000
Not only do I teach you guys how to get girls, teach you guys how to fucking make money, teach you guys how to fucking do all this shit.
05:18:28.000
Tired of having sorry motherfuckers on my shit.
05:18:30.000
So yo, Bando, get on your fucking smurf, faggot.
05:18:54.000
I literally just started playing this game about two months ago.
05:18:56.000
Just playing mouse and keyboard for about three weeks.
05:18:59.000
I'm out here destroying these scrubs and these niggas been on here playing since sieves and won.
05:23:22.000
Fucking squab get punched in the face because you suck at this shit!
05:24:20.000
Thinking about to push through people and damage both of them is so nice.
05:24:40.000
I'mma hold like that little fucking lower passage.
05:25:00.000
I don't need- I don't know if you want to sit down there with me because you can get some really good, um, like, uh...
05:25:21.000
I'm gonna sit down here though, and just hold this area, because I can try and charge him and shit.
05:25:28.000
Yeah, no, honestly, you being up top is good, and then, uh...
05:25:35.000
Spud's drawing attention left and I'm drawing- er, right, and I'm drawing attention left, so it's gonna split.
05:26:31.000
Did we shoot the soldier just sitting up there or not?
05:27:10.000
Alright, let him have it, let him have it, let him have it.
05:27:17.000
There's way better hold every year than you go.
05:29:39.000
I'm sorry, I was trying to kill this soldier that was being a prick.
05:29:53.000
They got Winston, they got Winston now, they got Winston.
05:35:43.000
They're just holding the right-hand side, these idiots.
05:38:42.000
Honestly, after this ult, I might swap to Og on this point.
05:38:53.000
This bridge has to, like, it's gonna be tough with Rhyme.
05:42:04.000
I tried to flank with a visor, but you guys were already all dead.
05:43:34.000
I'm gonna go with Ramatra on the first objective.
05:43:44.000
I mean, the Ryan isn't bad, bro, on defense on the first one.
05:44:24.000
I've gotten so many kills with Junkrat one time, I just put the trap here, they guide me and get stuck.
05:44:35.000
But then they're gonna push here, so be careful.
05:44:37.000
Yeah, that's the other reason too, so I can see them coming to the left side.
05:47:46.000
I'm already like halfway to a little again, so...
05:49:04.000
that was the most satisfying hammer I've ever had.
05:49:39.000
I don't know how the fuck he got around from behind me.
05:51:14.000
They're not on point, they're not on point, they're not on point!
05:53:27.000
Yeah, I just got it right now from the battle pass.
05:53:33.000
Yo, you guys had almost 50,000 healing between you two.
05:53:49.000
I like that their tour was like, he ran like a bitch.
05:54:07.000
They're gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here!
05:54:20.000
I honestly don't know what that tank was doing.
05:54:43.000
I got about another 40 minutes on this bitch and then I gotta sleep so that we can do the fucking podcast later.
05:56:03.000
I'll see you just go on their back and target their fucking...
05:56:07.000
I'm gonna try to shoot them from the high ground right now.
05:56:13.000
If you can periodically just shoot their tank in that D-Buff, man, man's got...
05:56:42.000
It's the fucking kid that played Ash when we were playing that other map.
05:58:48.000
Plus, I need you to just fucking dive their soldier.
06:00:49.000
Bruh, you could have pushed that D.Va back, bro, when she was chasing after me like that, man.
06:02:17.000
We see a stall for a minute and thirty When we're down a player meets you approaching the final destination I Can't get away with this That's
06:07:42.000
High ground over here by the train and then rotate if they're running dive.
06:07:50.000
I think it was the last game we played last night.
06:07:52.000
Come over this way, because we got a Bastion too.
06:08:00.000
It's going to be better if I hold down here, though, because that way you guys can fucking...
06:08:23.000
I'm getting the fuck out of here and give you luck out of here.
06:09:11.000
So they have Sombra, Zen, Ana, Pracer, and Devo.
06:10:47.000
Sombra's definitely just gonna walk by us, so I'm not gonna lie.
06:11:39.000
I'm getting double teamed by the Sombra and fucking Tracer.
06:17:12.000
That way we all can, like, react to the same shit.
06:18:16.000
Honestly, I'll take Sombra any day of the week over at fucking Sombra.
06:21:48.000
Me and Arisa just had a moment how the fuck that was, but...
06:25:35.000
Their wrists like fucking couldn't die because we were getting died the whole time.
06:26:22.000
No, I was seeing if Kulture wanted to run a tank.
06:26:40.000
I think he's AFK for a second here doing something.
06:28:01.000
All the kids that were playing are way higher ranked than us, by the way.
06:31:43.000
Sombra up top, Sombra up top, Sombra on point, Sombra on point.
06:36:47.000
Arsombra will get back to the fight faster than them.
06:37:21.000
If your mantra's in ult, honestly, let me just slug it out with them and target their, um, PPS. We gotta try to touch.
06:38:25.000
I can go winch in here and just fuck about and try and kill these sports and stuff.
06:41:07.000
I have ult, so I can try and push him off or away.
06:41:36.000
There's no reason we should be playing monkey with that Reaper.
06:42:41.000
We don't put enough pressure, not enough damage, bro.
06:42:54.000
Especially when you're not in chat, and you're not coordinating, like, that's not a, like...
06:43:07.000
Like, it don't matter if you get, like, 33 elims.
06:43:09.000
That means you just literally put a bullet in them, and then they die.
06:43:53.000
We're going to probably go around 7.30 or something like that.
06:43:55.000
Someone said, Myron, always blaming someone else.
06:43:57.000
No, dude, just look at the fucking numbers, you fucking retard.
06:43:59.000
Clearly, there wasn't enough pressure on the other team.
06:44:00.000
He's running a Sombra, which is a character that you need to coordinate with a microphone because your EMP only has value if your team follows up on it.
06:44:08.000
So don't fucking talk what you don't know, faggot.
06:44:12.000
When it comes to this shit, I know exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.
06:44:18.000
You need a fucking mic if you're gonna run Sombra.
06:44:31.000
Fucking retards in here trying to tell me, you're blaming everybody else.
06:44:39.000
Stupid fucks trying to tell me what the fuck it is, man.
06:44:42.000
Anyway, we'll catch you guys back with Mystery tonight.