Overwatch 2 Gaming Stream
Episode Stats
Length
4 hours and 25 minutes
Words per Minute
81.15455
Hate Speech Sentences
516
Summary
In this episode, we have our first live stream, and it's a little rough, but we'll get there soon. Just a quick test run to see if we can make it live, and see if the audio is working right. We also have a special guest on the show this week, and he's a bit of a hot mess, but he's not a bad one, so we'll see how he handles it! Also, we'll be talking about Hanzo, and why he's such a douchebag, but that's another story for another time. We'll talk about that later, but for now, enjoy this episode! Enjoy! XOXO, P.S. Sorry for the audio issues, I'll be working on fixing them asap, but don't worry, it'll be fixed soon! xoxoxo, Puff and Steph. Xoxo - Puff, Steph, Hanzo and Hanzo. - XOXOXOXO - Hanzo's Theme Song: "Puff & Steph" - "I'm Too Effing Highlighted" by Ferg & Steph's Music: "I'll See You Soon" by Sideshow from Fugue - "Goodbye Outer Space" by Darkside - "Outer Space Theme Song by Jeffree Star - "Noah's Song" by Kabbalistic - "Feat. & "I Can't Stop" by Jeezy (feat. Jack) - "Solo" by Pizzi - "Piglet - "You Don't Know Me" by Yoda - "Let's Talk About It" by Cute Boyz - "A Boyz" by DJ Khalsa - "Don't Talk About This" by Mr. Pizzo - "Too Effing Goodbye and "Ain't That's Too Effin'" by Fucking Goodbyes" "I Don't Have It Yet" by Bumpie - "We'll Figure It Out" by Shadydave, "Ferg and I'll See Ya'll" by Zibby - "It's Too Good" - "Too Goodbyeee, I'm Too Good Bye" by Choo Choe, "Let Me Hear It (featuring Myself" by & "Peeeee & I'm Not Good Enough" by The Puff & I'll Hear You"
Transcript
00:00:16.000
I'm going to check Rumble right now, make sure that we're good.
00:00:33.000
Hardest work of podcasts on the internet, my friends.
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I don't know why this thing's acting like this.
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Double checking, double checking, making sure that we are good.
00:01:41.000
So we're going to go ahead, guys, and start the matchmaking.
00:02:13.000
I'm going to try to interact with y'all more on this one.
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Oh, okay, y'all don't hear the sound yet, so let's go ahead.
00:03:01.000
Give me one in the chat if you guys can hear the game.
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Give me ones in the chat if y'all can hear the game.
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Give me twos in the chat if you guys can't hear the game.
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All right, let me turn my volume up a little bit.
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Give me ones if you guys can hear the game now.
00:04:12.000
You should be good now, so I make sure I'm not peeking or anything else.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I could lower my mic a bit.
00:04:24.000
Give me ones if y'all can hear everything good now.
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Actually, give me a three if everything is good.
00:05:05.000
Because purposely, just so you guys know, I never have the music loud.
00:05:12.000
So I always have, just so you guys hear, so this is my sound options.
00:05:36.000
What I'll do is after this game, I'm gonna go ahead and leave the game and then come back and then hopefully we should be good.
00:06:41.000
Backing up, because I don't want to get one shot again.
00:06:48.000
See, so we don't have a shield, so we're already at a disadvantage.
00:08:49.000
Alright, so now that I know that Zen is dead, I'm gonna flank them.
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Because he can't use transcendence to save them.
00:10:07.000
they used Transcendence, so I'm gonna get in there and try to flank them.
00:13:39.000
Create a distraction for the Roadhog to fucking...
00:13:49.000
So I ulted, they all looked at me, and then they gave him the opportunity to go in there and ult and fucked him up.
00:14:54.000
I don't know if you guys catch this shit, but like...
00:14:56.000
I don't think I've gotten healed one time this round, man.
00:16:12.000
As y'all can see, that didn't turn out too well.
00:16:24.000
So, let's go ahead and warm up a little bit here.
00:16:51.000
Alright, so we're gonna go ahead and just make this shit hard off rip.
00:17:13.000
Keep in mind, guys, that I have this shit at the hardest movement.
00:17:17.000
So they're gonna be, like, ducking and dodging and shit.
00:17:24.000
And yeah, I'm using the mouse and keyboard, guys, by the way.
00:17:27.000
I've been doing this now for roughly 10 days, maybe?
00:17:38.000
I wouldn't say I've mastered it, but I'm getting pretty proficient now.
00:18:02.000
And there's people that do this for like 20 minutes before a game even starts, guys.
00:19:09.000
What do you think we should title the video guys?
00:20:59.000
That was a really good window by me, oh my god.
00:22:02.000
We used two or three ultimates and got, I think, one kill.
00:23:40.000
Got it to Andrew, she's here packing up my Vegas bag right now.
00:24:55.000
On this next one, I'm about to jump in with the window.
00:28:02.000
This man's getting pocketed and still fucking barely killing me.
00:29:45.000
I want to hear what you guys want the title of the show to be.
00:30:19.000
Alright guys, give me some titles for what y'all want me to call the show tonight that we did.
00:31:14.000
We're taking a side angle here and healing them, guys.
00:34:45.000
How stupid questions would be in that quarter like that?
00:35:21.000
Alright, let's see if Black-Ass Fresh is on him.
00:36:04.000
Hopefully we'll be able to circumvent this voice ban.
00:36:56.000
Somebody else saying popping perks, you mean popping blueberries, bro.
00:37:02.000
I just had some hummus, chicken and steak, and then obviously I always get some fruit as well.
00:37:10.000
So, alright, we'll launch an Overwatch right now.
00:37:13.000
Alright, ninjas, what do y'all want me to name the show that we just did?
00:37:46.000
Let's see if we can get fresh gay self in here.
00:38:13.000
I just closed the game out and then opened it back up.
00:38:36.000
Girl wants to be put into a cage and then this happened.
00:39:14.000
See, this is what happens when you're not with whores all the time.
00:40:04.000
Me and you are gonna rush the fuck out of these ninjas, alright?
00:40:16.000
When we go on attack, I'm gonna play Reaper, and you can go Ramatra or Rhyne, and we're just gonna rush the fuck out of them.
00:40:24.000
We're gonna run in there and just start shooting niggas, and it's gonna be hilarious, and they're gonna be like, oh my god!
00:40:28.000
Because, yo, you have a Ramatra and a Reaper coming after you, bro?
00:40:51.000
I think he was an Overwatch pro back in the day.
00:42:31.000
Oh, this bitch, there's Bob in there on them niggas.
00:43:33.000
Try to save your sorry ass, and he went right for me, bro.
00:43:59.000
The McCree got me, but they got no healers, niggas.
00:45:34.000
Nigga, Fresh was about to get his shit pushed in!
00:47:06.000
I hate Hanzo with a passion, so I'm gonna kill that nigga.
00:47:18.000
That's that keyboard mouse fucking up once again.
00:48:04.000
Damian Rochester goes, cheers for the credit card advice.
00:48:06.000
I've absolutely cleaned up from points in the last eight-ish months from multiple cards.
00:48:12.000
Your alleged mate keep these amazing streams coming.
00:48:39.000
Me and you are just gonna fucking bum rush these faggots.
00:48:48.000
Once we're like totally healed up and we got all of our cooldowns, like we got all our resources, we're just gonna go in and start fucking these dudes up.
00:49:00.000
Someone's complaining already because I'm streaming and they can hear everything.
00:49:12.000
You just focus on healing and making sandwiches, alright?
00:50:15.000
They wasted the rest of Springer's sorry ass back.
00:50:48.000
I can waste all of us like that because I'm that good!
00:51:13.000
Oh yeah, you didn't expect that, did you, nigga?
00:52:35.000
I'm about to drop down on these bitch ass niggas!
00:53:42.000
Yeah, you were about to die right there, Fresh.
00:53:56.000
Dude, that Reaper and Romantic combo is pretty deadly, bro.
00:54:38.000
Cardi Me Thod goes, W Fresh and Myron, bring Neon back on the stream for after hours.
00:55:54.000
If there wasn't a Reaper, shoot me on the side, I would've lived.
00:56:07.000
Shit, I killed Reaper, then freaking Morga killed me from behind.
00:59:26.000
You fucking, uh, get the healer with the healer.
01:01:08.000
Oh, he missed his second hook because he trashed.
01:01:37.000
And a Hanzo, so we just hit him from a distance.
01:01:46.000
I don't know why our niggas is poking like that.
01:01:48.000
There's no point to poke them when we got the point.
01:02:27.000
Since you niggas want to be greedy and shoot them and spawn.
01:02:46.000
The Lucio couldn't even drop the beat because the fucking Roadhog was shooting him!
01:02:50.000
Told y'all niggas to back up and you fucking faggots didn't listen!
01:02:58.000
Bro, it's gonna be a lot harder to take it back if we had just held on to it, man!
01:04:04.000
Roadhog fat ass in a way, I can't shoot this bitch.
01:04:16.000
I would add you, but you're black, so sorry, bro.
01:04:52.000
I can't wait till they switch the ranking system on this shit.
01:05:23.000
Yo, so your best is playing support, it looks like?
01:05:30.000
So I used to play tank a lot in Overwatch, but I have a bad habit of leaving games.
01:05:43.000
Wait, you'd be quitting games when you're losing a shit?
01:05:47.000
So I used to be Plat One, and I was pretty close to hitting Diamond.
01:05:51.000
I was like, come to my friends, sell my game, so I switched to Valor.
01:05:59.000
They'd derank you a lot when you leave games, but they don't switch.
01:06:03.000
Yeah, nigga, if you quit games, you deserve to get deranked.
01:06:07.000
Bro, the only people that leave games are blacks, bro.
01:06:20.000
Bro, if you play tank enough, you'll understand.
01:06:31.000
I know, but quitting games is for faggots, though, man.
01:07:04.000
Yeah, we started streaming this shit, what, two weeks ago?
01:10:43.000
We're gonna push this shit faster than them just because she wants to be in the back line like a dumbass bitch.
01:11:12.000
You're getting a pocket and you barely killed me, you fucking scrub!
01:11:58.000
Bitch is tossing fucking shit at me from spawn, bro.
01:12:03.000
Instead of healing her team, she's fucking being a dumbass.
01:12:55.000
Like, niggas are killing us, but, like, they're not winning.
01:13:53.000
Yo, this is the most disconjoined game I've ever played, bro.
01:14:42.000
They're pushing our robot at the same time, bro.
01:16:39.000
Alright, we gotta get them off this payload, guys.
01:17:35.000
Here, they're on the bridge, they're on the bridge, they're on the bridge, they're on the bridge above us!
01:18:41.000
Bro, I smelled it from the beginning that that nigga was garbage, bro.
01:18:55.000
I knew he was trash in the beginning, but you were like, you insisted, bro, let's play.
01:18:58.000
Okay, nigga, we'll play, and you'll see how trash he is.
01:19:12.000
Nigger switched his heroes like four times, bro.
01:19:32.000
Bro, anybody that quits out of games is terrible, bro.
01:19:37.000
Niggas said I quit games because I play tanks and it's frustrating.
01:19:43.000
If you're quitting games, that is suspect, bro.
01:19:47.000
As soon as you told me that show, I was like, man...
01:19:56.000
Nigga, I knew he was stressed in the beginning, but I was like, you know what?
01:20:01.000
Nigga went Symmetra on a fucking put payload map.
01:21:19.000
Yo, I had that Hanzo down on one fucking HP, man.
01:22:39.000
I could ult it too, but I didn't want to waste it on these fucking idiots.
01:26:10.000
Ryan is one shot on the left, man, with a Brigitte.
01:26:25.000
Yo, these niggas are all cha- What the fuck is going on?
01:26:41.000
Alright, I'm about to let these niggas know what time it is.
01:27:53.000
And they weren't even good on the other team, bro.
01:28:06.000
Yo, honestly dude, the only way we're gonna win is I have to carry every game.
01:28:10.000
That's the only way we're gonna fucking win, bro.
01:29:14.000
It's not my job to get you back alive, but stay close to me, and we might manage it anyway.
01:29:25.000
Yeah, they're gonna reset everything with, like, a new ranking system, because this new ranking system is trash.
01:29:45.000
Man, our teammates last game were fucking ass bro.
01:30:14.000
I'm backing up because I'm not trying to get one shot.
01:31:24.000
This niggas literally saved his gay-ass Tracer, bro!
01:31:30.000
He literally locked his teammates in there, man, and saved their sorry asses, man.
01:33:31.000
I got one of the healers though and I pushed him back.
01:33:43.000
She just wasted, yeah, she just fucked this nigga!
01:34:14.000
There's no point even trying to engage them on that one.
01:37:40.000
Not trying to lose to these sorry-ass niggas on another team, bro.
01:40:29.000
Cause this Sombra on our team fucking sucks, bro.
01:41:33.000
Bro, she rezzed me right into a nano-ed, ulting fucking Ramatra, bro.
01:43:46.000
Bro, you might have to go Ramatra too to fight this nigga, bro.
01:43:56.000
Because me and you running Ramatra will be a very strong frontline.
01:44:05.000
You always do a hammer down when people aren't in front of you or when there's a fucking shield in front of you.
01:44:56.000
Let's see if you can use it and fucking combine it.
01:45:25.000
Yeah, you should've went, uh, you should've went Romatro, bro.
01:45:31.000
No, that was, that was, that was not good, man.
01:45:41.000
Yeah, you got, uh, um, we should've switched way better.
01:45:53.000
Well, Ana did a no-heal on me, and then they just killed me.
01:46:03.000
Yeah, because the problem is that Ramatra counters Ryan really bad, bro.
01:46:36.000
Alright, we know Lazy Turtle's gonna play Bastion, so...
01:46:40.000
Alright, Wall, you wanna not suck it up this game, bro?
01:47:34.000
Yeah, why don't we just brought that Barbados nigga and we lost.
01:50:00.000
Bro, we just gotta let them take that and fight the castle, bro.
01:50:40.000
Hey, mate, you wanna get out here and do something, you fucking faggot?
01:52:02.000
All you gotta do is throw an orb on a nigga, and he gets healed!
01:52:25.000
The mic died just like you always do during this game, you sorry ass nigga!
01:53:24.000
Yo, look behind you while D.Va's right behind you.
01:54:38.000
How the fuck did they even push the fucking payload?
01:55:09.000
Ekko, you want to go up there and like shoot him please?
01:55:44.000
Get in the backpack, you fucking sorry-ass healers on our team!
01:56:25.000
I'm putting pressure on them so they can't push.
01:57:09.000
Get this fucking tranny faggot off my payload right now!
01:58:05.000
Get the D.Va out of mech and I'm gonna visor the fuck out of all of them!
01:59:01.000
If someone was like, hey, yo, Reaper, and then DPS was like, I'm just gonna fuck off.
01:59:32.000
We keep fucking losing because motherfuckers are trashing this game, man!
01:59:50.000
Niggas in the chat, you guys see why I rage now.
01:59:52.000
Yo, tell me I wasn't fucking dudes up and we couldn't even cap the fucking point, man!
02:00:11.000
Bro, this dude was playing Zen and he died every fucking time on defense, bro.
02:00:33.000
I can bring chat niggas, but bro, y'all can't be trash, man.
02:01:24.000
Alright, yo, if you want to play, guys, drop your gamertag and say what rank you are and what you play.
02:01:31.000
Yo, who was the dude on our team that was trash?
02:02:04.000
Tell me what your rank is and then what character do you play?
02:02:08.000
Ghost pants is a smurf, he says, so let's add him.
02:02:23.000
Alright, if he's a support, then we can get him in.
02:02:42.000
Okay, so Ghost Pants is a GM. But yo, you better have a smurf, nigga.
02:02:45.000
We can't play with you if you're a GM. Wait, what can...
02:02:57.000
Alright, so I sent Gold Pants one, and then I'll send, uh, who's the other guy?
02:03:10.000
Why can't I add somebody from the, uh, numbers?
02:03:14.000
Alright, let's see if we can get some reinforcement, man, because this shit is fucking terrible, bro.
02:03:27.000
Alright, Cool Breeze, we'll send him an invite.
02:03:50.000
If you're a plat bro, then we might not be able to play.
02:03:59.000
It's just that what I noticed in my last time playing is that the matches were more difficult because we were being matched with other plats and shit.
02:04:18.000
Alright, this nigga ghost pants taking too long.
02:04:39.000
Yo, Mario, and I'm not sure if you saw my message from you guys' match on, uh, what was that?
02:05:09.000
Dude was just fucking hacking random people and not doing nothing.
02:05:16.000
If you're gonna play Sombra, you better be killing the fucking healers in the back, but the kid was trash, he didn't do that.
02:05:29.000
It's a bit of a team effort, too, because, you know, they...
02:05:33.000
These higher levels is there, you know, they learn to protect their backline.
02:05:45.000
Alright, we got some reinforcements, so hopefully we're not trashed this time.
02:06:35.000
You got water playing Reaper now, so you guys can literally just attack them in the front line.
02:09:58.000
Yo, these niggas are chasing me so hard right now, man.
02:10:48.000
Bro, you have an immortality field and you have a self field, bro.
02:11:10.000
The Mercy's been doing the predominant healing here.
02:12:26.000
Echo on the right, echo on the right, echo one shot on the right.
02:12:30.000
Refront point, refront point, refront point, refront point!
02:15:25.000
So I'm going to bring the sound effects down a bit.
02:15:28.000
So y'all should hear the guys talking to chat more?
02:16:40.000
Soldier, soldier, right in front of you Walt, you unaware fuck.
02:16:42.000
I got you though, even though you trash, nigga.
02:19:39.000
He was shooting at you when you were teleporting, bro, and he got me.
02:21:29.000
Yo, we gotta realize that they can't look two directions at once.
02:21:33.000
That's why I always advise to, like, try to poke from different angles and shit.
02:21:37.000
Because if you distract them and shit, if you distract the healer, that means they can't heal.
02:21:42.000
If you shoot at a DPS, that means that they can't shoot at your tank.
02:21:47.000
Cool Breeze, you're going to get one more chance, bro.
02:22:01.000
And I play Baptiste, that's why I know you suck.
02:22:15.000
And that's one of the easiest fucking alts to get, too.
02:22:24.000
If you suck it up again, you're getting kicked, man.
02:22:53.000
We shouldn't be losing these fucking scrubs, man, on the other team, man.
02:23:50.000
We're like on a fucking five game lose streak right now, man.
02:24:00.000
I'm on a five game lose streak too, don't worry.
02:24:04.000
Difference is we're not okay with losing, though.
02:29:04.000
I'm probably gonna get banned again after today.
02:29:22.000
Bro, Zen is the easiest healer to fucking heal with.
02:29:42.000
I'm about to break their shield faster than they can break ours!
02:31:08.000
I was probably gonna get off after this because it's late for me, but thanks for the offer.
02:31:22.000
Alright, I'm going to read chats here if we got any.
02:31:24.000
I saw somebody here said that they wanted to rumble rant, but they can't.
02:31:26.000
Guys, if you can't rumble rant, just go FNFSuperChat.com.
02:31:31.000
The last chat I got is from Dan, but I think that was from earlier.
02:31:45.000
So yeah, if y'all want to get your chat ready, go ahead and super chat in and I'll read them on fnfsuperchat.com or you can rumble right in, whatever you guys prefer.
02:31:59.000
But if you do fnfsuperchat, I'll be able to see it directly.
02:32:12.000
I want to make sure I don't miss any of y'all chats here.
02:32:19.000
Like, I'm glad that you guys enjoy these real nigga streams, man.
02:32:24.000
I think if we did this during primetime, we'd probably have way more people watching.
02:32:50.000
In America, land is not as good as having a real property.
02:32:59.000
So if you can get rid of it, bro, and break even or be profitable, then I would say get rid of it.
02:33:08.000
That's from J1517. Nah, just don't get caught staring, man.
02:33:39.000
Myron, what's your favorite top three subjects?
02:33:57.000
They're gonna be right in front of you, uh, my right.
02:35:33.000
I was gonna throw a heal down, but you were fine.
02:41:15.000
I got visor though, so next fight we gonna fuck them up.
02:41:44.000
You guys gotta go in there and jump in the team.
02:42:28.000
The thing is that you can't flank until your team engages.
02:43:14.000
Bro, what's with your, uh, talk jokes every night?
02:44:10.000
Well, you see, I have one on my crib, you know?
02:45:00.000
I would've picked something different than Jen.
02:45:11.000
I don't know if dudes be watching, but you guys have probably noticed that I've gotten better just in a few days.
02:45:19.000
Yeah, I'm getting used to the mouse and keyboard.
02:45:26.000
I still fuck up sometimes with the keys, though.
02:45:29.000
You're holding your girl out of cooldown for too long, though.
02:45:36.000
Like if you're playing Soldier, your Helix, you could be getting like twice the amount of Helix as if you just use the one cooldown.
02:47:48.000
If you put me on healer, I'm gonna be diamond, right?
02:47:56.000
I'm not on DPS, though, so this is actually better for us.
02:48:22.000
Oh, I was gonna say should we go on a team, but it don't matter.
02:48:29.000
Because they make it sound like it's fucking awful.
02:48:32.000
I have to turn the fucking game volume right down when I'm in a game with you.
02:48:39.000
I gotta find a way then so that it doesn't annoy you guys.
02:49:10.000
Yeah, well, that's why you gotta go with us, bro.
02:49:32.000
Alright, let's go high ground and just shoot down on them.
02:50:42.000
We needed to take that front high ground a lot quicker.
02:51:57.000
Oh my god, I don't know how y'all niggas still alive, but I'm still here keeping you scrubs alive!
02:53:40.000
I was popping off with fucking Myron the other night, too.
02:54:07.000
But you were on console with fucking auto-aim and bullshit.
02:54:21.000
Okay, maybe not that bad, but it is still pretty bad.
02:54:24.000
I would say it's the equivalent to maybe a diamond or a master.
02:55:22.000
Yeah, but you're really good against the Tracer though.
02:55:25.000
You just swing on her and she's in trouble, right?
02:55:31.000
Yeah, she's just not even gonna go around if she's smart.
02:55:39.000
I'm healing you, I'm healing you, I'm healing you.
02:57:45.000
We take it one more time and I've almost got Blizzard.
02:58:03.000
They've got nothing to push us off with basically other than the LRE. Well, when you all make sure that there's no Sigma shield in front of you bro.
03:01:11.000
You should definitely look into that whole fucking Sinatra thing, bro.
03:01:19.000
He got fucked in the whole Me Too movement thing.
03:01:28.000
He was the MVP of the Overwatch League in 2019, and he was the MVP of the world the same year.
03:01:41.000
He was a really good Tracer, but through that year he basically carried on Zarya because it was Goats.
03:01:46.000
And then he also fucking played Doomfist at the end of it.
03:01:53.000
And then he went and played Valorant and he was also like top of...
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Like, he was one of the best players in Valorant.
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Let me see if I could screen share this shit real quick with y'all ninjas.
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Let me know when we have a game, though, of course.
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I'll just point out pressure on them from a distance.
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Nigga, you gotta play on a keyboard with this shit.
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This isn't really good about the stall, actually.
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They can't push the cart past this window without getting us out of here.
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Alright, me and Mercy are coming back right now.
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Alright, after my ultimate, I'm gonna get around here.
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I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
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They used two ults for my visor, so that's fine.
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Whoa, where the fuck are you nigga to kill this tank man?
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One shot on the- I got you, I got you, I got you.
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You threw the Blizzard Bro and Lifeweaver saved the Torben and threw him up in a leaf.
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I'm still standing I'm still fighting Whoa, what the Torb on the left!
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This Lifeweaver, bro, is saving these niggas, man.
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We lost that game 100% because their tank outplayed our tank.
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This is what I mean when I say you got no game sense, Walt.
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The biggest thing for tanks is, yo, S-key is just as important as your W-key.
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What I mean, but I'm moving forward is, uh, moving backward is just as important as Holding space, and you gotta know where to hold space.
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Mercy's only going to be as good as Sushi Pockets.
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Well, a mercy can be good with her positioning and whether or not she gonna be up front and be, like, back to...
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There was a couple of instances where a tank died and, you know, the healer stayed at the front line.
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He needs to start backing up and fighting from around the corner or from behind cover or some shit.
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Yeah, I'm trying to show it to the audience here.
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Because if I pull it up on screen, I don't think you guys are going to see it.
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Like she dates other guys that are also like professional players after him.
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Okay, so I'm gonna do screen share automatically.
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Yo, also, open grip, just to let you know, because you probably didn't know this while you were playing Moira.
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Walt has terrible positioning, so you have to pocket him or else he's going to die.
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Damn, you were pocketing him and this nigga was still dying?
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And water just fucking calling out shit left and right and center.
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Literally one game away from masses and I lost it.
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At the end of the day, you're still a fucking black as shit, man.
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Oh, he's nano, he's nano, he's nano, he's nano.
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All right, they got both healers on that one, man.
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I don't know why it didn't register, but it was a fair boot.
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He's gonna go Sombra and hack him, so he can't use abilities.
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That's what I'm doing, plus I can fuck that Widow up as well, in the backline.
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I'm going to scout, tell you where they're coming from.
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Don't chase her too hard because she's just going to teleport out.
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That's what a good somber looks like, by the way.
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Okay, nigga, if you're trash, I'm gonna flame you.
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Yeah, hold on, I got something to happen real quick.
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Yo, nigga, how do you all say you plan on a smurf, but you're not playing on a smurf?
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People that smurf usually stay low elo on purpose.
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That's not really smurfing if you're masters and you're, like, in plat.
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That's basically like the lowest account I had.
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Yeah, if this is the lowest account you have, it's just that, yeah, we're...
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It's not me, because my DPS is actually silver right now.
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So yeah, dude, your thing is too high if you don't have another thing.
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I'll leave, but I want to take this opportunity to appreciate you, man.
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Like, I'm from the Netherlands, and we don't have, like, that kind of women over here.
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Like, we do, but it's not as much as, like, over there.
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So every time I watch the fucking podcast, I'm, like, flabbergasted.
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I'm, like, what the fuck is going on over there?
03:32:16.000
Bro, like, I'm generally, like, surprised at, like, does logic not exist there for women?
03:32:24.000
Logic and women don't really go in the same sentence, bro.
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No, bro, like, sometimes you, like, be speaking, like, actual facts, like, shit, like, this just makes sense, and they're like, nah, man, I don't feel that way.
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But, uh, well, yeah, man, if we rank up, I guess I'll fucking, uh, I guess I'll hit you up.
03:33:06.000
One thing that I know that most of these guys will experience Once they understand, like, what they want out of a woman, like, the difference between the feminine and, like, the, you know, your everyday average aggressive, like, feminist or whatever it may be.
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When they come across their first genuinely feminine woman, they start to have, like, them fucking blue pill glasses just jump right on their fucking face again.
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I mean, most guys are, uh, most guys are one, as Coach Gray Adams says, like, one blowjob away from them.
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One of the two traits you can have, like, you know, this is the only trait you can have.
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Would it be your money or would it be your frame?
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The frame, man, because the frame definitely...
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If you got money with no frame, bro, it's a miserable existence.
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But if you got money with no frame, like, bro, the worst thing you could be is be like a millionaire and blue pills, bro.
03:34:41.000
Hold on, let's look at the Sinatra shit real quick.
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Y'all mentioned Sinatra, so I will go ahead and go.
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You should reach out to fucking Awkward, too, Myron.
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If you guys did a collab, that'd be fucking sick.
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He's a number one Overwatch on ladder like multiple times, but he plays support, but he coaches on everything.
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If you guys did like an Overwatch collab of some sort, it'd be sick, and I think he gets behind the red pill ideology.
03:35:21.000
Here, let me play this video right now for the ninjas.
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On March 9th, Valorant player and ex-Overwatch pro Jay Sinatra was accused of sexual assault and sexual misconduct by his ex-girlfriend.
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He's since been suspended from Sentinel's Valorant roster while an investigation is carried out and will be unable to play in this weekend's Valorant Masters event.
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So, this story started just prior to 11pm Eastern Time on March 9th.
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Cleo Hernandez, Sinatra's ex-girlfriend, published a tweet with the caption, My Last Relationship, along with an attached document titled, J. Now, this document is 9 pages.
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It's very thorough, extremely graphic, and includes text messages, discord conversations, and an audio clip, all meant to reinforce Hernandez's allegations.
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For the purposes of this video, I obviously can't read you the entire thing, but here's a breakdown of what's being alleged.
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Hernandez says that she and Sinatra dated for 9 months.
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She alleges that over the course of that time, he made unwanted sexual advances after she told him not to.
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Hernandez also began the document by alleging that Sinatra claimed...
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There's an audio clip of him basically just taken out of context.
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This is why I be telling dudes, bro, if your girl don't want to fuck you, bro, you need to kick her to the curb, man.
03:37:35.000
She went to the fucking Twitter mob instead of the fucking cops.
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Like, bitch, why are you with him in a relationship if you don't want to fuck?
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She's dated multiple players from the league after him.
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Oh, you can find the audio clips of it, and you can tell it's completely out of context.
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It's like him asking for more, but you can't really tell what he's asking for specifically.
03:40:56.000
Let him just sit up there like a dummy while we...
03:41:30.000
I was on it, and then she just fucking came right after me, bro.
03:41:36.000
Yo, is there a teleporter that I can use, or no?
03:42:33.000
Two for one and coalescence charge is super fucking fast.
03:43:24.000
Yo, there's Ashton you guys from above and behind.
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Fine, we just need to get momentum back on our side here.
03:44:34.000
The Sombra went right for me and the Bob killed me, bro.
03:44:58.000
Yo, they're moving this shit way too much, man.
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She keeps hacking me, man, and just fucking throwing a virus at me, man.
03:46:28.000
This fucking Bob is going to shoot the fuck out of me, man.
03:50:05.000
You could just remove me from voice chat just now, man.
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Alright, so we're going to close the app and reopen it, gentlemen.
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While I do that, Let's keep going on with this cap story over here.
03:51:54.000
...that she threatened to kill herself if he broke up with her.
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She said that this isn't true and that she broke up with him.
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From the beginning of the document, Hernandez alleges that this pattern of behavior started very early on in their relationship.
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She writes, quote, The first time we ever slept together, I told him I wasn't on birth control and he could not finish in me.
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He did it anyways without my consent, end quote.
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She also said that she got an IUD because Sinatra refused to use a condom and it ended up making sex very painful for her.
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Quote, She went on to say, quote, He knew it hurt badly enough for me to go to the doctor and still disregarded my pain.
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Also included in the document are, iMessage conversations that appear to show Sinatra asking her if she was cheating on him, referencing her location.
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iMessage conversations that appear to show Sinatra criticizing her for tweeting about another Overwatch League team, That he wasn't on.
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And Discord conversations dated November 23rd, 2019 that appear to show Hernandez talking to someone about being scared of Sinatra.
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...audio clip in the document that Cleo says is taken from a video of the two having sex.
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In the clip, Sinatra appears to be asking for them to continue having sex while she's denying his advances.
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Throughout the document, Cleo describes being afraid in the relationship.
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Alright, let's try this shit one more time, ninjas.
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They're the only people that, like, had my back, bro.
03:55:27.000
They could've easily dropped me when all that shit happened.
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But I still stayed on them for, like, a year and a half after that.
03:55:45.000
Yeah, they didn't make us, like, do that much content, which was good.
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Because I feel like no one likes content, really.
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But the content they did wasn't even, like, bad to film.
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Doing some of these, like, skits that they did.
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I think Shazam really hated it, but I kind of enjoyed it.
03:56:04.000
Alright, so I guess he's still on Twitch and shit.
03:59:03.000
I'm trying to close them all so I can reopen it brand new.
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That's going to take like five minutes, though.
04:00:03.000
I'm trying to join, bro, but I can't open up the Discord, man.
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Capture Objective A. Stay focused, we have everything we need.
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Defend Objective A. Try not to move over there.
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This is why communication is so important, guys.
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If I had known, I wouldn't have never done that shit.
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Take the high ground and sit down on these faggots.
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Capture Objective A. Try to show some discipline out there.
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I'm gonna shower real quick and we're gonna hit the airport.
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If we weren't able to communicate, we probably would've won that shit so we can fucking coordinate.
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We're going to do a show later for y'all today.
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We're going to do it with the bros, Rolo, Sartain.
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Get a couple guys out there, whoever's in Vegas, make it happen.