Overwatch 2 Road to Champion (Season 9)
Episode Stats
Length
8 hours and 5 minutes
Hate Speech Sentences
489
Summary
Sorry about the audio issues on the last episode. We got them fixed and are back in game now. Thank you so much for all the support and support we ve gotten so far and we hope you guys enjoy this episode! Just a quick update on what s been going on with the audio on the past episode and what s going to be going on in the next one. I hope y'all have a nice rest of the day and rest of your week, rest easy and God Bless! XOXO, Alcatraz and Teamfight. Xoxo xoxo, and . XO is a community based podcast created for Overwatch, Overwatch, and other games by Apex Legends and other based on the Overwatch community. I am a streamer, streamer and streamer as well as being a content creator. If you like what you hear, please leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts, and I'll do my best to make sure to give you guys the best review and review as well. Thank you again! I appreciate you guys. Peace, Love, Fire, Blessings, and Peace, Eaters, Eats, Cheers, Elegant, and Cheers. - P.S. - E.O.A.B. - PODCASTERS - EJ, E.M. and E.J. xOXO - SONGS, EGGS, EJ , E.A., E. & E.C. BONUS - EZ, EBS, EZY, P.J., EJ. A. BODYO, EK, EYE, & EJE E.E. B. S. E. BORRY, EOD, and EJXO, GOS, GJEJE, GRAVY, GK, GQ, & GRAFFE, EJO, etc. , GRAH, GSA, G-OJEZOZ, GYOZE, etc, etc., etc. - Thank you for listening to this Podcast! -PODCAST AND THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE. ENJOYING IT? -E.BORO, KIDS!
Transcript
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Give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear me.
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Give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear me.
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I want you guys, you guys should be able to hear the game as well here in a second.
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I don't know what the fuck was going on with it.
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So now I just got to go ahead and get the game going for y'all.
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I'm going to close the game and open it back up because...
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Alright, let me close it and then open it back up for you guys.
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I'm closing Overwatch, so I'm going to open it back up, guys.
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I ran like one or two quick plays just to warm up a little bit.
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And I apologize for the audio issues on the last pod.
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Timestamps should be up though so you guys can skip all that.
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Now let me make sure, let me go ahead and just do a quick little warm-up here.
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Give me ones in the chat if you guys can hear the game.
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Give me ones if you guys can hear it, two if you guys can't.
00:10:05.000
I don't know what pressure's going on right now.
00:11:05.000
If you're gonna put two, tell me why it's a two, guys.
00:12:17.000
I always like the sound effects higher so I can hear footsteps.
00:13:15.000
Timestamps are up, by the way, guys, for the Alcatraz video.
00:15:51.000
Give me one if the audio is bad, give me two if it's bad.
00:15:55.000
If there's still echo, I turned it down, so it should be good now.
00:16:33.000
Okay, so you're saying that it's reading the audio twice.
00:16:53.000
You guys can hear my mic, but I don't know if you can hear the game.
00:19:14.000
Now that we got this shit fucking good, let's go ahead and begin destroying these scrubs.
00:19:28.000
Guys, I was a gold too, and I fucking deranked all the way to silver one, man, because the fucking kids are fucking trash on my team.
00:19:35.000
But, I've gotten better, so y'all are about to see some shit.
00:19:57.000
And while we wait, we'll go ahead and do some aim training.
00:20:40.000
We got a game, we're about to wreck these scrubs.
00:21:21.000
FNF Super Chat's easier though, guys, when I'm live streaming, so if you guys don't mind, do FNF Super Chat.
00:21:39.000
I'm streaming right now, bro, so you might hear the game a bit, but it's all good.
00:23:52.000
I'm gonna stay on the high ground and just shoot down on these faggots.
00:28:48.000
Now, guys, what happened is we're switching sides now.
00:28:50.000
So we held them on defense at that point, so now we just got to get it to further than them.
00:29:10.000
You're just in here talking shit, you fucking faggot.
00:29:14.000
Like, why are you in here watching niggas that you don't like fucking talking shit?
00:29:18.000
If you don't fuck with us, then why are you here, you fucking weirdo?
00:29:22.000
What the fuck wrong with you fucking faggots, man?
00:29:30.000
Like, why the fuck are you in here talking shit and watching people that you don't like?
00:29:34.000
You're a fucking weirdo for that, you fucking faggot.
00:29:37.000
Don't do something more productive with your time than watching me play fucking Overwatch, you faggot.
00:29:41.000
Instead of Overwatching everything that I'm fucking doing, you know Overwatch what the fuck you're doing.
00:31:40.000
These kids are fucking trash on the other team, bro.
00:35:36.000
Hanzo's in the fucking back weak with Doomfagot!
00:37:50.000
Yeah, that game, we didn't put enough pressure at all.
00:37:54.000
I was doing a bunch of damage and people weren't following up or helping out.
00:40:33.000
As you can see, I'm working on my mouse and keyboard with the aiming a bit, guys.
00:40:37.000
I'm, like, trying to get better at it with the tracking.
00:40:40.000
Obviously with Soldier, you know, you need really good tracking to be good with him.
00:40:44.000
So right now I'm warming up before we get a game.
00:41:05.000
Mail of Culture says, I'm a Plat Five Moira this season.
00:41:07.000
If you need some help, also don't forget I want to edit shorts for you.
00:41:12.000
Cesar goes, it's dudes like Todd Blanco that say they don't get girls because of the choice with their crusty sock in their room.
00:41:24.000
You know, at the end of the day, he's going to talk shit.
00:41:26.000
He's going to say, L Angie, L Myron, L Fresh, whatever, bro.
00:41:32.000
At the end of the day, you're in here watching people that you don't like, which I'll never understand, but okay.
00:41:45.000
The other reason why we lost that game is because we weren't coordinating anything either, guys.
00:42:42.000
I'm- I'm shooting for the bubble, cause she gotta die, bro.
00:44:31.000
You motherfuckers gotta start stepping it the fuck up!
00:44:44.000
Sombra and our team, you are not doing shit either.
00:44:46.000
I didn't hear one EMP that whole fucking round, man.
00:45:03.000
Getting fucking brain dead retards on my shit, man.
00:45:13.000
Stop worrying about the echo and you fucking play, you fucking faggot!
00:46:08.000
Putting so much pressure on these fucking kids.
00:46:13.000
I'm creating space for you fucking sorry motherfuckers.
00:46:25.000
I'm gonna carry you sorry motherfuckers on my team!
00:49:09.000
Alright, I'm gonna take high ground and shoot down on these faggots.
00:49:27.000
Damn, these teammates are fucking retarded, man.
00:50:49.000
Alright, we're not losing this fucking game to these sorry motherfuckers, man.
00:50:56.000
Let's get on point and fight from fucking point.
00:50:58.000
We're not losing these fucking faggots on the other team.
00:51:43.000
I'm putting so much pressure on these fucking scrubs.
00:54:14.000
Martin, you've got to start doing your name some justice and vigorously drop your balls on these trash fags.
00:54:22.000
It's kind of funny that I have that name, but I never do it.
00:54:35.000
You guys could be anywhere else in the world, but you're here watching me play this shit.
00:54:50.000
I want to know what's the best and fast way to build it up and do everyday purchases.
00:54:53.000
Count towards building it or only monthly payments.
00:54:56.000
Yeah, use it for everything that you buy and then pay it off right away.
00:55:01.000
Hell, you could even do it where you use it, max it out, then pay it off like a day or two later and just keep doing that.
00:55:34.000
And guys, FNF Super Chat as well, if you guys want.
00:56:27.000
So I'm gonna focus on hitting the smaller characters right now.
00:57:09.000
Yeah, this is really good for working on your tracking.
00:57:32.000
You guys can see my aim has gotten a bit better.
00:58:10.000
Yeah, I've been, uh, going real hard with, you know, mastering a mouse and keyboard.
00:58:20.000
I'm actually surprised that I learned it so quickly, man.
00:58:23.000
I've been doing it for about less than a month now, guys.
00:58:26.000
I've been playing mouse and keyboard now maybe two and a half, three weeks.
00:58:49.000
That's why I hate playing at lower levels, because kids are never in chat.
00:58:54.000
It says there's three y'all niggas in here, but nobody's in here.
00:59:32.000
You don't have teammates that talk, so you don't know.
01:01:57.000
If you got a sorry-ass tank on your team, you're gonna fucking lose.
01:02:10.000
I didn't see our fucking Romacho now one time till the end of the game, you sorry motherfucker.
01:02:41.000
Alright, time to carry for us to fucking win because my teammates are fucking garbage as usual.
01:03:54.000
I'm putting an enormous amount of pressure on them.
01:04:28.000
Turn the fuck around and pay attention you sorry motherfuckers!
01:05:18.000
Ellari and Ana and they're running because they suck!
01:06:48.000
Saw that javelin coming from a mile away, bitch.
01:08:25.000
These motherfuckers are trash on the other team.
01:09:02.000
I don't know why this dude's playing MAGA, bro.
01:11:06.000
Alright, if anyone's not trash and wants to play, let me know.
01:11:20.000
Drop your fucking gamer tags in here because this shit is starting to fucking tilt me, man.
01:11:27.000
You guys saw I literally had like over double my fucking team's damage, bro.
01:11:36.000
These kids are fucking trash that I play with, bro.
01:11:56.000
Can't play with you if you're on console, guys.
01:14:06.000
I'll text Fresh guys, but I don't know what he's doing.
01:14:38.000
While we do that, work on the aim while we wait.
01:14:52.000
No, I can't play cross-play, guys, because I'm playing competitive, so if you're on console, I can't play with you.
01:21:44.000
Look at our healers and look at their healers, guys!
01:23:19.000
And you wonder why they're able to stay alive much longer.
01:23:32.000
And on top of that, no one's in the fucking team chat either.
01:23:46.000
How about you fucking say that instead of typing it like a little bitch?
01:23:58.000
Your counterpart on the other team has double your fucking healing, dude.
01:24:08.000
That's why you're over here typing a fucking storm in the chat like a fucking queer.
01:24:18.000
You're over here fucking clacking away on your fucking keyboard, you sorry motherfucker, instead of using a microphone because you fucking suck and you're broken.
01:24:32.000
Oh, I wouldn't want to hear myself talk either if I sounded like that, you fucking faggot.
01:24:37.000
You sound like you got a 40 IQ. Is this why your mom left you at the fucking fire station?
01:25:42.000
Look, dude, you're chasing kills instead of fucking healing.
01:25:54.000
Because you're a fucking faggot saying dumb shit like that.
01:25:57.000
I'm not gonna heal you even though I'm playing healer.
01:26:01.000
You hurt my feelings because you're saying that...
01:26:02.000
Dawg, if you're gonna act like a child, I'm gonna teach you like one.
01:26:06.000
Because you're being a bitch right now and you want to fucking use your emotions instead of winning the games.
01:26:17.000
No, you're the one using your emotions because you don't want to fucking do your own!
01:26:20.000
That's like me saying, oh, I don't want to do damage anymore because you said I'm not doing any damage!
01:26:36.000
You're the one over here saying, I'm not gonna heal you because you're hurting my feelings.
01:26:41.000
You're hurting my feelings so I'm not gonna heal you.
01:26:42.000
Getting good at Overwatch is not a life skill, buddy.
01:26:46.000
I'm better than a bunch of life skills than you, you fucking faggot.
01:27:21.000
Gave it to the Mago when I'm using a visor, and I specifically told her to give it to me.
01:27:34.000
Because you motherfuckers sign on this game with your feelings instead of wanting to win!
01:28:05.000
Guaranteed you haven't visited a gym in seven months.
01:28:09.000
Guaranteed you're embarrassed by your sister's activities.
01:28:27.000
I'm already live on stream right now embarrassing your dumb ass!
01:28:50.000
You fucking mouth-breathing, 70 IQ, queer, faggot fuck from middle of America.
01:29:09.000
That you're a fucking bitch and you can't win the game because your feelings are hurt!
01:29:13.000
I'm telling you that I'm trying to do bad, and somehow I'm doing just as good as you.
01:29:21.000
If I suck, what does that mean about you, dude?
01:29:48.000
You, on the other hand, you're over here being a bitch.
01:30:11.000
You, on the other hand, I guarantee you won't drop your Instagram, because if we know what the fuck you look like, you're gonna get roasted.
01:30:21.000
So I know how much of a mouth-breathing fuck you are.
01:30:40.000
Yo, so 76, you gonna drop the link to your stream?
01:31:03.000
And you'll see how much more of a superior being I am to you.
01:31:07.000
Now, are you gonna drop your Instagram since you're such a fucking tough guy?
01:31:15.000
Yeah, you won't because you're a fucking pussy.
01:31:18.000
There's 2,000 plus people watching you right now being a fucking faggot.
01:31:22.000
There's 2,000 people watching you scream slurs because you're angry?
01:31:47.000
Yeah, you're not trying because you're a fucking faggot.
01:31:49.000
You're going to lose the game for everybody else because your feelings are hurt.
01:31:57.000
Drop your Instagram so we can roast your dumb ass for being a pussy that you are.
01:32:00.000
You're going to be a coward and hide behind your fucking keyboard like you are.
01:32:13.000
Rumble.com slash freshandfit, you fucking faggot.
01:32:16.000
Now drop your Instagram so we know who the fuck you are and we can roast your dumbass.
01:32:31.000
That's a problem with your keyboard warrior motherfuckers!
01:32:55.000
I'm telling you who the fuck I am and you're scared to show who you are.
01:33:00.000
Tell me how much of a man you are, you fucking pussy.
01:33:04.000
I mean, I don't, you know, yell slurs when I make money.
01:33:17.000
You're a fucking pussy, though, on the other hand.
01:33:19.000
That's the difference between me and you, bitch.
01:33:24.000
The difference between me and you is you're raging over a video game.
01:33:27.000
The difference between me and you is you're a fucking coward.
01:33:35.000
That's why you don't want to say who the fuck you are, you bitch.
01:33:45.000
Guaranteed you haven't been late in the past three weeks.
01:33:48.000
Guaranteed if you did have a girlfriend, she probably never respected you.
01:33:51.000
Guaranteed when girls suck your dick, they squint their fucking eyes because they Dumbass.
01:33:54.000
Garen fucking teed your stomach hangs over your fucking belt.
01:33:56.000
Garen fucking teed you're an embarrassment by your family.
01:33:59.000
And Garen fucking teed you're a fucking flaming jalapeno cheeto faggot.
01:34:16.000
Dude throws the game because I told him that he sucks.
01:34:21.000
Motherfuckers have no fucking integrity with winning.
01:34:25.000
They care more about their feels versus the W's.
01:34:29.000
When I used to flame people on fucking Halo back in the day, they would actually play to win.
01:34:32.000
These fucking faggots on here, they just get a throw because my feelings are hurt.
01:34:39.000
And they don't want to fucking show who they are because they're pussies.
01:34:45.000
That's the fucking problem with these goddamn fucking players nowadays.
01:34:56.000
Because I'm tired of getting fucking brain-dead retards in here.
01:35:11.000
Fresh trash too, but he's better than that other idiot.
01:35:18.000
I had 15,000 damage that game, by the way, if y'all saw.
01:35:20.000
I was doing so much fucking damage and fucking, like...
01:35:28.000
Dude talking all that shit, and he doesn't want to show who he is, man.
01:35:35.000
That's the problem with the gaming community now.
01:35:47.000
I'm out here creating opportunities for the ARF team.
01:35:50.000
I'm creating space, putting a bunch of pressure on the fucking other team because that's your job as DPS is to put out fucking damage so that the other players can move in and put pressure on them.
01:36:05.000
These fucking faggots get on this game and say, I'm just gonna have fun!
01:36:12.000
The fuck is wrong with these faggots booting up their computer to play a game for fun?
01:36:16.000
The fuck do I look like playing this shit for fun?
01:36:22.000
But people are fucking trash, that's the problem.
01:36:30.000
If you're not winning, what the fuck are you doing?
01:36:40.000
Some of these gamers, bro, real talk, I'm almost thinking of going to a BlizzCon and seeing some of these fucking mouth-breathing, neck-beard-haven, skinny, pencil-neck fucks and telling them to their face, you're a fucking bitch, you throwing faggot.
01:36:52.000
Because let me tell you what these motherfuckers look like that throw the games like this fucking retard that was too scared to show his Instagram because he knows we would roast his dumbass.
01:37:05.000
Dude probably works at Hot Topic making $12 an hour trying to talk shit to me.
01:37:37.000
I don't know if y'all been watching my fucking stream, but I've been having fucking retards, man, on my shit.
01:37:48.000
That's solo queuing, yeah, because you get idiots on your team like that.
01:37:53.000
The dude was playing Moira and chasing after them.
01:37:57.000
Like, what the fuck is wrong with this nigga, bro?
01:38:19.000
This nigga's played every season and still trash.
01:38:24.000
I just started playing this shit literally like two months ago.
01:38:32.000
These are the faggots that are throwing my games!
01:38:49.000
How you play seven seasons and you're still garbage?
01:38:54.000
I just started playing this shit and I'm ranked higher than him.
01:39:02.000
Man, I'm about to molest these faggots this round.
01:39:27.000
I guess they overheard me screaming on her mic.
01:41:07.000
Get this Genji on the right, get this Genji on the right.
01:41:50.000
Let's get this D.Va out of mech because I got visor and we can melt them.
01:43:01.000
See, but he's saying stay together in the chat, but we do stay together.
01:43:07.000
The tank is not focusing on when they sweep around to the back one.
01:43:20.000
Alright, I'm gonna take the high ground and shoot them from up top.
01:45:04.000
How did we get a bro and we have to fight at the same time?
01:46:01.000
They were playing as a team, bro, and they were way better than us, bro.
01:46:30.000
If we're going to stack, we're going to play against a lot better players, FYI. We were going against a smurf and we had somebody that was basically throwing on our team.
01:46:51.000
The fucking tank might as well have been throwing.
01:46:56.000
Like, the tank is the way we even make any kind of progress.
01:47:02.000
Yeah, if you have a bad tank, the game is over, bro.
01:47:08.000
Yeah, like the telltale sign of a bad tank is if the enemy team is in your spawn.
01:47:14.000
And that's it, because their job is to make space.
01:47:18.000
The last match we had, I'm trying to find this.
01:48:13.000
They have them coming, so let's give it to them.
01:48:34.000
I'm rested, so I'll carry you guys in my back if I have to.
01:51:57.000
Dude, they're all fucking rushing me right now from behind, dude.
01:52:49.000
They're creating a teleporter coming up top right now!
01:52:58.000
That's what they're doing all this fucking game, bro!
01:53:36.000
I got the Symmetra, but the D.Va's getting healed.
01:53:44.000
Bro, this Sim on their team is carrying them, bro.
01:53:50.000
She's basically putting a teleporter on the high ground and just coming down, coming and taking...
01:53:56.000
Need healing so somebody can get to be there right here in front of me.
01:54:46.000
We can't even get out of our fucking spawn, bro.
01:55:42.000
The nigga that was talking shit last game, he don't want to say who he is because the chat's going to roast him.
01:55:49.000
Guarantee he won't drop his Instagram in here because dude's going to roast him in the chat unless he already said who the fuck he is.
01:56:00.000
Probably switch to Reinhardt, but any time they push you up on you, always fall back.
01:56:09.000
Yeah, that Bastion's already up top on the left.
01:56:21.000
Any time they try to fight you, pull back and fight behind cover.
01:56:47.000
Yo, this Symmetra is fucking cancer on this team, though.
01:56:50.000
This is Symmetra top left on the bridge if somebody can get up there.
01:57:21.000
They're just building teleporters and shooting at us.
01:58:32.000
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's push these faggots.
01:58:57.000
You wanna make these fucking gay-ass teleporters?
01:59:13.000
They're looking at me, guys, because I'm putting a lot of pressure on them.
02:00:57.000
I got a visor, by the way, guys, that we can push with.
02:01:04.000
I'm putting a lot of pressure on them right now.
02:02:07.000
Sim on the left, sim on the left, sim on the left, push it.
02:02:35.000
He's some nigga that I played with last round that fucking sucks, and now he's in the chat talking shit, but he probably...
02:02:40.000
Yo, guys, chat, has he dropped his Instagram yet?
02:02:41.000
Has he said who the fuck he is, or he's still a coward, he doesn't want to say who he is?
02:02:55.000
I don't think he's revealed who he is because he's fucking scared.
02:03:11.000
I think the biggest thing that can help us is know when the Symmetra uses a turret and where it's a place.
02:03:17.000
Yo, the Symmetra, what she's doing is anytime I take high ground, she uses a teleporter and then they all run at me and I run away.
02:03:24.000
But they're doing everything they can to take me off the high ground because I'd be fucking them up shooting them from there.
02:03:28.000
So when they do it again, I'm going to call it.
02:03:32.000
I'm gonna call it, because they're 100% gonna throw a teleporter.
02:03:35.000
Their team tactic is like when they actually put the TPs up, it creates a rift between the teams.
02:05:01.000
Yo, they're gonna have the high ground, FYI. They put a teleporter to go up top.
02:05:04.000
They're gonna have the high ground on this next one.
02:05:47.000
Come on, I'm not there, so I can't help you with that, but somebody in.
02:05:56.000
Yeah, they got this first, they gotta get it back up.
02:06:38.000
Guys, there's like three of them up here on the ship with me and Walt.
02:07:18.000
I'm trying to learn where they place their TPs.
02:07:21.000
First point is the bridge above, second point is inside of the ship.
02:07:30.000
See, George, you come in here and you talk shit, bro?
02:07:32.000
We actually walk it like we talk it over here, bro.
02:07:37.000
We're about making money, fucking hoes, and becoming successful.
02:07:41.000
You don't know about that because you're probably NPC, fucking faggot, acne-faced, fat piece of shit, wearing t-shirts with armpits sweating it because you're a fucking loser, like every other kid that plays this fucking game.
02:07:51.000
We're bringing toxic gaming back, you fucking faggot.
02:07:58.000
Because you're over here, like, fags like you literally say, you use a slur word.
02:08:10.000
He's probably going to record this shit and send it to Blizzard.
02:09:18.000
Alright, I'm gonna start setting up for the next fight.
02:11:18.000
We got to stay on the payload because it's overtime, boys.
02:12:15.000
See what I mean when I tell you you got no game awareness?
02:12:23.000
You got no game awareness and you get mad at me when I tell you that shit.
02:12:29.000
Well, this is a new game for me, my friend, so...
02:12:42.000
If you keep sucking it up like this, I'm gonna boot you.
02:13:43.000
This time, try to keep yourself alive as much as possible.
02:13:47.000
And I promise you, this is gonna go so much more smoother.
02:14:25.000
You're the one that's even louder than me, bro.
02:14:52.000
Wait, if you're screaming, why do you have your thing on, like, so loud?
02:15:02.000
Like, which stream needs that TV volume that loud?
02:15:05.000
Shut the fuck up, faggot, and focus on the game!
02:15:07.000
What the fuck is wrong with you, you low-IQ retard!
02:15:10.000
Sounds like he's in World War I! You fucking faggot, man!
02:16:19.000
Yo, this fucking D.Va is in front of me every fucking time, man.
02:16:24.000
Trying to fucking shoot her, but she has a pocket healer on her.
02:17:22.000
So like, what's your streaming setup where you need the TV to be so loud?
02:17:28.000
Alright, I'm gonna tell you this one more time.
02:17:35.000
Because you're annoying the fuck out of me right now and I don't feel like answering your fucking questions.
02:17:49.000
That's the fucking problem why I'm annoyed right now.
02:17:56.000
Bro, if you're gonna go ahead and try to insult me, you need to come with something better than that.
02:17:59.000
You low IQ fucking retard short bus fucking moron.
02:18:07.000
Were you that guy that would get on the bus from behind the tree because you were scared?
02:18:09.000
That people make fun of you because you're a fucking retard?
02:18:13.000
Yeah, you were learning your ABCs when you were in seventh grade.
02:18:24.000
God damn, this game is filled with low IQ idiots, man.
02:18:35.000
Yeah, the D.Va dives in and they throw TB in behind.
02:19:28.000
I don't want to be rude, but the only reason she's able to push you like that is because you keep splitting from us.
02:20:31.000
The point of the DPS. Bro, dude, all I'm- whoever's in my job is to heal, I have more healing than the Kiriko on our team.
02:20:49.000
Dude, you literally have your mic in your mouth.
02:20:58.000
You literally sound like you're drunk or you're a fucking idiot or something's wrong with you, bro.
02:21:04.000
You know, maybe you should get off and go get the cookie.
02:21:08.000
You probably spell cookie with a K. You fucking dumbass.
02:21:33.000
Alright, I'm gonna make sure that we don't get that kid on our team again.
02:21:56.000
We playing against a Favstack and we gotta fuck him.
02:22:08.000
I feel like, dude, you can get anybody that's random and just lose the game.
02:22:48.000
I was a Gold 2, now I'm down to fucking like Silver 4.
02:22:58.000
Like, they got us against five stacks and we were just a four stack.
02:23:02.000
And they teaming us up with bullshit motherfuckers and going against Merce and shit.
02:23:20.000
No, you just need to be aware of what's going on, Will.
02:23:27.000
For example, getting off of the payload when you need to be on the payload to win the game, to chase a Moira in the health pack room.
02:23:35.000
Alright, I'm gonna fight a Bastion, a D.Va, and smash it by myself.
02:23:42.000
Like, if you don't stay on the payload, you lost.
02:24:05.000
Fuck, I look like playing Mario trying to fight niggas.
02:24:09.000
There's nobody gonna determine my gameplay because of their weakness.
02:24:49.000
They're clearly a five stack, bro, because it's all five.
02:24:51.000
We keep getting different teammates, but they got the same five, right?
02:25:20.000
Are they five stacking or triple stacking or what?
02:27:14.000
I was trying to help you, bro, and you got slept over there, but...
02:28:23.000
Sim behind us, Sim and Basher behind us, Sim and Basher.
02:29:15.000
I destroyed the teleporter as soon as I could, man, but fucking...
02:29:21.000
Bastion, the moment he gets there, he just blasts us from the top, so...
02:29:32.000
Guys, get out of the spot so I can get some heals, please.
02:30:01.000
I'm on his bash, I'm on the bash, but he smel- Oh my god.
02:30:08.000
I had to keep yourself alive, look at the health bar, I'm fresh.
02:32:16.000
Drop shield, drop shield, let it heal, let it heal.
02:32:53.000
I'm waiting for them to come into a fight, and then I'll pop it.
02:34:03.000
It's a teleporter and then Bastion killing us from behind, bro.
02:34:08.000
That's why when I saw that teleporter, I would always shoot the fuck out of it and then I'd turn around because they would make it through.
02:34:34.000
There were a bunch of times she could have gave me the nano, bro, but she didn't give it to me.
02:34:46.000
Alright, let's see if we can push through here.
02:34:50.000
Does someone have their sound coming through their monitor?
02:35:25.000
Yo, Reinhardt, when you push up, they're gonna throw a TP, uh, behind you.
02:35:28.000
We all gotta kill you, uh, we gotta kill you first.
02:36:22.000
I'm pushing up to make sure that they don't fucking...
02:37:03.000
Hey Fresh, if you put your shield up, it'll stop the bomb.
02:37:10.000
Bastion 1, Bastion 1, Bastion 1 up there on the right.
02:38:14.000
They're going to have a beat, so you got to make sure that you get the Lucio in the hammer wall.
02:38:19.000
You have to get him in it, or else he's going to drop a beat and your hammer won't go anywhere.
02:40:23.000
I don't know how the hell we won that, but we won it.
02:40:39.000
See, we had good healers when we won that shit.
02:46:30.000
Guys, we staying in a group chat, or are we going to team chat?
02:46:37.000
Whoa, up top, up top, up top, a bunch of them up top!
02:47:20.000
We just gotta wipe them one time and we got it.
02:48:26.000
I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, trying to stay alive.
02:48:39.000
These kids fucking suck on the other team, bro.
02:50:34.000
We shouldn't have lost the first one either, bro.
02:50:41.000
Our healers are trash, bro, on that last round, man.
02:50:46.000
The fucking Mora walked right into the point by herself, knowing that we were all the way back at the other point.
02:51:18.000
Yeah, we just need two fucking healers, honestly.
02:51:23.000
Like, we've been getting some sorry-ass kids on our team, bro.
02:51:40.000
But if you're sorry like Dre, I don't want to play with you.
02:54:33.000
You can separate yourself, that's not a good move.
02:54:45.000
If they hit an ult, they would be able to assist you.
02:54:57.000
If they come close to you, then that's what you're talking about.
02:55:07.000
That's not good, because Genji is going to have Blade and...
02:58:05.000
Fresh, that was smart what you did, using the cart as a cover.
02:58:09.000
You gotta do that more when you know that your shield is directly behind you, not dying.
02:58:14.000
They can just heal you up, so you don't have to hold up shield all the time.
02:58:19.000
The healer's gonna get you back to health, to full if you take any damage, and you should be good.
02:58:51.000
Shed the weight of your doubts, and your mind will become clear.
03:01:50.000
I'm gonna go left and try to shoot them from the side, guys.
03:01:56.000
Oh shit, we probably should have went middle with you.
03:02:32.000
The only thing fresh when you're fighting is you gotta pay attention to when you're about to be slightly one shot.
03:02:38.000
You could win a fight and then if you're one shot, they hit you with a little bit of damage.
03:02:54.000
Oh, this fucking Ekko is getting populated by Mercy.
03:03:41.000
Alright, let's push the kill chest out real quick.
03:04:23.000
This echo has just been sitting there the whole time with the mercy pocket, man.
03:05:01.000
Yeah, the kid's basically a master level player.
03:05:37.000
The Genji dive with him like, bro, these motherfuckers.
03:05:53.000
I don't know where our healers are in this chat, but clearly the guys on the other team are coordinated.
03:08:00.000
Yeah, the Nimbus kid is a fucking master level player.
03:08:13.000
We can't be that good to where they keep on throwing us up against Smurfs and shit.
03:08:31.000
Look, you need to be playing as much as possible, my friend.
03:08:51.000
Bro, I'm only gonna add you if you're fucked good, bro.
03:08:57.000
Most of y'all that watch this shit are fucking garbage.
03:08:59.000
So, I'll bring you in, but you gotta actually be good.
03:09:16.000
The problem is if I add more players, the problem with that is that we get way harder players.
03:09:22.000
You guys noticed we just got matched up with some fucking master level players and shit like that.
03:09:37.000
Like, I got a million friend requests, but what's your rank, bro?
03:09:41.000
I got, like, you guys can see here on stream, like, a whole page.
03:09:45.000
I'll add to all y'all niggas right now, but it's like, bro, if you suck, like, I'm not playing with you, bro.
03:09:53.000
I'll add you, but if you suck, like, I'm not playing with you, bro.
03:09:56.000
If you're bronze, no, nigga, I'm not playing with you if you're bronze.
03:10:01.000
Like, I'm not trying to, yeah, like, we need silvers, golds, like, kids that, like, know what the fuck they're doing.
03:10:07.000
Hell, if you want to smurf and play with us, because we've clearly been playing against smurfs the whole time, I'm accepting everyone's front requests, but if you suck, like, nah, man.
03:10:21.000
I'm not here to fucking sit here and, ooh, let's have fun.
03:10:24.000
I don't fucking play this game to have fun, bro.
03:10:43.000
Yeah, he's probably sent you a request and shit.
03:10:55.000
Bro, this nigga Cap, he ain't no fucking GM. What up, dude?
03:10:59.000
Hey, bro, I'm the highest ranked streamer on Rumble and Overwatch, bro.
03:11:12.000
Y'all didn't know I got this account just to play with y'all like fucking three weeks ago because one of your mods wanted to put me in.
03:11:19.000
So then why are you a Silver 3 if you're a Smurf?
03:11:23.000
Because I'm keeping it low so I can play with you guys because I can't play with y'all on a GM account.
03:11:53.000
Tank and then Masters 1 and GM on everything else.
03:12:28.000
The first stream they did, I had to spam my shit.
03:12:31.000
Even though the mods were like, you know, add water.
03:12:42.000
But yeah, no, the fucking last stream, there was like fucking three people even ranted my battle tag that I'm throwing me in because y'all were getting squashed.
03:12:52.000
So they're like, put this fool in so we can come help out.
03:12:56.000
Yeah, this account's hella low, so I ain't gonna boost SR either.
03:12:59.000
So we're like gonna be fucking silvers and bronze, dude.
03:14:14.000
Oh, Rambo, I see they hopping you up in the chat, man.
03:14:43.000
I'm pumping all the healing I can into you, God.
03:14:55.000
If that Doom just comes after you, just run from him.
03:16:17.000
I thought our healers were going to push up with us on that one.
03:17:36.000
Hey, healers, can you guys stay with me a little more?
03:17:39.000
I was right on you, I promise, but I got ulted on.
03:19:30.000
Can we get like a reaper to counter this reaper or something?
03:19:37.000
He keeps literally flanking and just going on to me and instantly killing me.
03:20:52.000
Reaprock point, he's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna, he's gonna blow!
03:21:07.000
There's Kriko, Kriko, Kriko, she don't got no teleport.
03:22:08.000
Killers, you guys gotta find a way to stay alive and not be first dead.
03:22:12.000
Bo, you literally let the Zen just jump me with a full charge on.
03:22:22.000
You didn't hook him before he got the charge shot off on me.
03:22:30.000
Shoot the Doomfist Healers were always dead every teamfight bro.
03:23:37.000
I'm watching how the enemy team was playing and like shit that they were pulling off was insane.
03:23:46.000
I'm sorry that you just stood still so he could shoot you in the face while you had trans.
03:23:49.000
Like, I killed the Zen for him, whereas I can't kill the backline that's flanking you guys while also killing the Doom up front, you know?
03:23:57.000
Our healers were just losing the 1v1s constantly.
03:24:01.000
But, like, if you watch their Zen, their Zen was fucking...
03:25:34.000
Hanzo one, Hanzo one, Hanzo one, Hanzo one, Hanzo one!
03:26:51.000
Okay, we're rolling through these because they suck.
03:27:28.000
Still got some fucking- I'm just body blocking this.
03:30:17.000
Yo, it's amazing how, like, one or two bad teammates can really, like, fuck you up, bro.
03:30:22.000
That last game, like, it kind of has me pissed off because in my head I'm like, bruh, like, the reason why we lost is because our Moy and our Zen were so fucking bad, bro.
03:30:35.000
I think their Doom was probably Platt or Diamond.
03:30:37.000
Because I think I might be Gold or Platt on Tank.
03:30:46.000
And I think they were in a stack as well because the way they were playing, like their gang tactics was crazy.
03:31:00.000
That's that's literally why we lost because you just fucking just literally was terrible.
03:31:15.000
We're gonna beat these kids and then we'll be, uh...
03:31:18.000
Well, the harder we shit on people, the harder the games will get for sure.
03:32:04.000
That was me, I was out of spot, out of position.
03:33:21.000
Can you just stay on high ground with soldiers?
03:33:46.000
Yeah, she's being a bitch chasing me for some reason.
03:34:22.000
Back up a bit guys because I can't help you from over there.
03:38:32.000
Just ult farming a little bit so I get that back.
03:39:19.000
She touched fucking A! I gotta heal up real quick.
03:40:10.000
No fucking- with one hack and she can just kill me like that?
03:40:14.000
I don't know, they changed her so many fucking times.
03:40:20.000
Yeah, I think she does 60% more damage if she hacks you.
03:40:32.000
That's good, they just had a lot of ultimates at the end there.
03:40:36.000
They had nano EMP. They had that beat to recontest.
03:40:42.000
One thing I know is they're definitely gonna stay fucking Sombra again, so I'm picking May for the back line.
03:40:52.000
I don't know if you can play McCree, but his sticky grenade is fucking overpowered against Doomfist and Sombra and Baal.
03:41:01.000
Yeah, all you gotta do is just wait for them to appear, throw your grenade at him, and he can't get out.
03:41:08.000
Can Tracer blink when she's hit with a grenade?
03:41:17.000
So what I do is when Doom goes to block, when his block is about to expire, I throw a nade at him.
03:41:22.000
So that way when his block ends, he can't jump away.
03:41:25.000
And he just sits there and has to facetank a bunch of damage.
03:41:30.000
When he tries to roll away, stick him with a grenade.
03:41:34.000
Right when you see Sombra, stick her with a grenade.
03:42:38.000
The Sigma fucked up for trying to finish the Mercy like a idiot.
03:42:45.000
Push their tank into your team with the fucking E on Orisa.
03:43:13.000
God, I wish I had Junker Queen on this account.
03:43:19.000
On, like, three accounts I do, but, like, a bunch of the other...
03:43:30.000
I'm gonna try to distract the back line as much as possible so we can make this quick.
03:45:12.000
What's funny is healer's probably my worst, but it's actually my second highest.
03:45:18.000
Like, damage is my fucking lowest rank, but that's because fucking DPS competition is tough in GM. Yeah, just roll tank, bro.
03:45:30.000
Nah, play tank, because tank is very important.
03:45:31.000
We can carry our healers if they're not absolute idiots.
03:46:09.000
Alright, drop your rank and what you are if you're a healer main.
03:47:04.000
Well, you got Jedi Knight who said he's gold 5 on heals.
03:47:15.000
Oh yeah, no, we don't roll with that console shit.
03:47:20.000
Bro, console is way easier than fucking PC, bro.
03:47:37.000
Yeah, DPS is one of the roles I grind the most, and it's still my lowest rank, because the people just, dude, they're just too sweaty.
03:49:09.000
Yeah, so I'll rock Doom when he blocks and I'll eat Bastion when he turrets.
03:52:21.000
Isn't it incredible when you have a good tank on your team how the fucking DPS are able to pop off?
03:52:35.000
Look, chat, do you guys see the fucking difference when you have a competent tank on your team, how they're able to create space so that you can fucking shoot them?
03:52:56.000
It's just that I literally began sorry-ass teammates, bro.
03:53:00.000
You can't carry sometimes, even no matter how good you are.
03:53:06.000
And Overwatch 2 is the first time I've ever lost a game in bronze.
03:53:12.000
I've never lost a game in bronze, and I've been playing this game since, like, 2016.
03:53:23.000
Even if I killed three or four, it's like, fuck, man.
03:53:31.000
The subtraction of a tank just makes the individual input way worse.
03:53:45.000
Let's just fucking make this quick and penniless for these scrubs.
03:54:03.000
I pulled him back already with the TP. Got him.
03:54:26.000
I put the TP to the right and just instantly they made space with that.
03:55:01.000
It's going to probably finish me off platinum 1 or diamond.
03:55:03.000
I don't know if y'all want to keep playing with those types of people or if you want me to switch roles.
03:55:08.000
We can keep rolling it until we lose one until we get a squad that is dunking on our back line.
03:55:21.000
That's what they're anticipating you're going to be?
03:55:33.000
I mean, we can play until we start getting teams that are just shitting on our backline.
03:55:37.000
And then, yeah, if it's tank v tank, you know, a diamond tank, of course, I can still steamroll him.
03:55:42.000
But if he goes Doomfist and he just terrorizes our backline, there's not a whole bunch I can do about it.
03:55:47.000
They have to kind of just win the 1v1s, which, you know, they're not going to.
03:55:53.000
Yeah, sometimes it won't even be the tank that will be the equivalent rank.
03:55:57.000
It'll be like the healer or the DPS or some shit.
03:56:29.000
I'm pretty sure he ain't gonna do you like Sean did.
03:56:51.000
I can do this on my Fresh is good mechanically, it's just that his awareness is off.
03:57:02.000
No, it's because I'm streaming, that's why it's loud like that.
03:57:04.000
But if you want, you can mute me so you don't have to hear the game.
03:57:06.000
My teammates will be calling out, don't worry about it.
03:57:20.000
They got a MAGA? Can you guys make it a pointer now?
03:57:32.000
As they get into point, I'm shooting them for you guys.
03:58:18.000
Alright, I'm on the high ground shooting them as they come in, guys.
03:58:21.000
They might come around the back line, FYI. They're looking at me, though.
03:59:18.000
May has passed you guys in your backline, our soldier is focusing her.
04:00:44.000
They fucking- They pulled off some clutch ass shit.
04:01:47.000
I'm just blocking her, I'm just standing in her face.
04:03:01.000
I'm gonna go high ground from the circuit room.
04:03:27.000
More or one, more or one in that corner over there, bro!
04:03:39.000
Guys, there's a Kuriko hiding in that corner over there.
04:03:58.000
Arisa looking at me and I think they got a Reaper on their team that just chased me.
04:06:12.000
I think we can achieve the same outcome with a little bit of chill on you, Mike.
04:07:41.000
That's why they didn't even want to leave spawn anymore.
04:08:37.000
I thought I had a protein shake, but I don't have one.
04:12:11.000
What the fuck is our Moira and our team doing, bro?
04:12:46.000
Alright, we just gotta be better at holding the high ground.
04:14:34.000
I got the bashing in there to the left, to the right of me.
04:14:50.000
If they're not going to do anything to contest it, they're done.
04:14:54.000
Okay, they got Zarya now, which is actually a very stupid pick.
04:16:30.000
Thought she would've been had backed up, but...
04:16:33.000
They're pushing underneath, pushing underneath.
04:16:47.000
Um, just wait, I think I can contest with Ball.
04:17:36.000
Ah shit, Ana, you need to try to get out of there somehow.
04:19:29.000
Can a single grain of sand differentiate between heap and not heap?
04:19:35.000
It thrills me to put aside my preparations and humor your brilliant inquiries, Doctor.
04:20:46.000
Ana's in the- I'm poking her, but- I'm on the shrine.
04:21:46.000
He has the high ground, he still can't kill me.
04:22:12.000
Yo, our Zen couldn't fuck on top of Trance, dude?
04:25:10.000
I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, I'm backing up, we should all back up, this Zarya's charged up.
04:25:21.000
I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her, I'm trying to body block.
04:27:04.000
Yo, Mario, you were learning hella quick, like, you know, knowing to, like, how to win to evade and win to repoke and shit.
04:27:10.000
Yeah, man, I, uh, I'm getting my game sense back slowly.
04:28:03.000
See, this is what happens when you have a good tank on your team.
04:28:11.000
With Soldier, you want to obviously always be utilizing the space as much as you can to shoot people and shoot them from a distance that they can't necessarily shoot you back.
04:28:22.000
They create space so that you can go ahead and do what you got to do as DPS. But dudes are fucking trash that you guys can see here where they're not able to create no pressure No frontline pressure so that you can't create no space and then you get fucked.
04:30:31.000
I just noticed that we're all like the second rank of each one back-to-back.
04:30:53.000
My old name on this account was Womb Raider and that shit got banned by Blizzard.
04:31:02.000
I had accounts named that for like five years, dude.
04:31:12.000
So, basically I said, well, if y'all want to block that shit, how about Rumble 4 again?
04:31:27.000
Alright, I'm just gonna drop people in the hole.
04:31:34.000
I know, it's nice seeing people stream some Overwatch, I love it.
04:31:54.000
Alright, I'm going to put an enormous amount of pressure on them from the side.
04:32:11.000
Just keep poking the hog so they can't go to point.
04:32:13.000
I'm just shooting the fuck out of the hog right now.
04:33:21.000
Alright guys, fight from point, just fight from point.
04:33:31.000
I think he was just trying to save me because I got trapped.
04:35:14.000
I've seen him fall into the fucking car wash down there with you.
04:35:28.000
Beings born of science seeking answers in faith.
04:35:51.000
I'm going to put pressure on them from the side.
04:36:23.000
He's top middle, he's top middle, he's top middle.
04:37:54.000
I got Visor for next fight, because they're gonna have a bunch of alts on this next one.
04:38:03.000
right when you see you can get a pick, just pop that shit.
04:38:11.000
Reaper's gonna TP. Yeah, he's trying to get in.
04:43:10.000
That's legit what I use to practice too, like warming up and stuff.
04:43:20.000
I'm going to make a smurf and I'm going to get back to playing McCree.
04:43:24.000
I actually hit Master playing him back in a day in GM, but fucking this shit is different.
04:43:30.000
So if you want some pointers for mouse and keyboard, because I went from Xbox to mouse and keyboard, low sensitivity and a big-ass mouse pad helps a lot for Soldier.
04:43:42.000
Dude, my sense right now, I'll tell you right now what I am on Soldier.
04:43:51.000
And then what do you know what your DDI is on your mouse?
04:43:58.000
It depends on your mouse or your mouse software or if you set it in Windows.
04:44:27.000
Oh shit, you got a glorious Model D minus, bro.
04:44:33.000
I got a glorious Model D. I got the bigger version of it.
04:44:57.000
Reinhardt can die, Reinhardt can die, Reinhardt can die, Reinhardt can die!
04:46:40.000
Guys, how the fuck are we not getting in here, man?
04:46:50.000
We gotta, um, we gotta help our Mercy with their Sombra.
04:49:05.000
I was fucking switching too much, which prevented me from getting the fucking out like an idiot.
04:49:12.000
Yeah, you sure just stuck with the Bastion, you would've been fine, bro.
04:49:25.000
He's doing that because he's getting punked by the Sombra.
04:49:37.000
But yeah, he was getting fucking shit on by their Sombra.
04:49:46.000
I don't really want to lose these fucking kids, man.
04:49:52.000
Literally, the only two people that's doing kind of anything is the Deezus dude, the healer, and their fucking McCree.
04:50:03.000
Yo, this griper of net, bro, you're about to get blocked, bro.
04:50:06.000
I don't block people for anything, but you're being a faggot, and that's just gay.
04:51:08.000
That was a pretty heavy misplay on our bap at the end there.
04:51:13.000
He's standing on point not healing me trying to do damage.
04:51:25.000
Yeah, I kind of fucked us in the beginning by switching to...
04:51:32.000
Because even with Bastion, I wasn't getting it down, but I should have just stayed it until, like, it worked it out.
04:51:47.000
Yeah, I mean, I think if you play a character good, bro, there's no need to really switch unless, like, they're, like, really fucking you up.
04:51:52.000
But, like, in Overwatch 2, if you're good enough, even if they're playing a character that technically counters you or whatever, but if you're good enough, it doesn't matter.
04:52:00.000
You should have just stayed on the bash and you would have fucked them up, bro.
04:52:04.000
It would have forced Orion, it would have put up more pressure on Orion because he had his shield up a lot.
04:52:07.000
I was shooting it a lot, but I was trying to peel for our mercy because she kept getting fucked up by a Sombra, like...
04:52:15.000
And our BAP wasn't peeling for her, like, he wasn't keeping her alive.
04:52:18.000
Like, she shouldn't be able to get a free kill if we have a Baptiste, because he can heal the Mercy, like, instantly back up to full, plus he has an immortality, and he can shoot her.
04:52:28.000
I shouldn't have to turn around and deal with it.
04:52:30.000
But I kept turning around and just watching our Mercy get fucked.
04:53:20.000
Yo, Jake Long, shut the fuck up, man, in the fucking chat.
04:53:28.000
Some of you niggas that be talking shit, bro, like, real talk, man, you guys are some fucking homos, man.
04:53:39.000
Motherfucker doesn't even play the game over here talking shit.
04:53:44.000
You know what the fuck you're talking about 90% of the time.
04:53:46.000
Some of y'all niggas in here just yap to fucking yap, just clacking away at your keyboard, talking shit.
04:53:51.000
You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
04:53:58.000
You should be flanking instead of just shooting the show.
04:54:05.000
Yeah, no, I'm gonna go ahead and agree with y'all.
04:54:07.000
I'll shoot the shield because then I can diff the Reinhardt if he ain't got a shield.
04:54:12.000
Like, there's not four other motherfuckers behind the goddamn shield waiting for us to do something like that.
04:54:25.000
Someone on their team that's like a Doom or a Sombra just shitting on our backline on the healers, it's really hard to do anything.
04:55:18.000
Jake Long over here criticizing, talking shit, bro.
04:55:32.000
Some of you niggas in the rumble chat are legit fucking homosexual faggots, bro.
04:55:37.000
I'd love to see what some of you faggots look like talking shit, criticizing me playing.
04:55:47.000
Guarantee you take the short bus when no one's looking, you fucking queer.
04:55:50.000
You board the bus from behind the tree so you don't get embarrassed because everyone knows you got a fucking low IQ, you fuck.
04:56:08.000
There's a time and place for flanking, you fucking retard.
04:56:12.000
Like, right now I'm gonna take an off angle, actually.
04:57:14.000
That's why I want Reaper so I can attack their back line if they leave them.
04:59:22.000
Yeah, the healers didn't make into you in time.
05:00:22.000
I'm on a weak, I'm on a weak in front of you, Water!
05:00:35.000
Healers on our team, you guys gotta step it up.
05:01:07.000
Ana dead on the team, that's good, that's a big pick.
05:01:22.000
Need to stay back with the healers and protect them.
05:03:37.000
Try to hurry up back to protect this fuckin' Ana.
05:04:14.000
but I got a turret behind us, and I'm working a backline.
05:06:46.000
Yeah, we're starting to hit diamond people on the team.
05:07:09.000
I can do healer or GPS. I'm still low ranked on both of those.
05:08:07.000
Half you niggas in here talking shit like, you're not even good, bro.
05:08:13.000
Bro, I haven't played the game since 2017, 2018?
05:08:21.000
I went years without playing video games, period.
05:08:29.000
You can tell that that's like an 8 year old or some shit.
05:08:34.000
Bro you get rusty at anything you don't fucking do.
05:08:39.000
Nigga said I quit Overwatch and came back 3 years later and got my masters back within a week.
05:08:45.000
And keep in mind that I'm literally still learning keyboard and mouse.
05:08:48.000
I went from playing controller to playing keyboard and mouse.
05:08:50.000
So I went from like normal mode to extra extra hard mode.
05:08:54.000
Cause I'm learning keyboard and mouse and I'm playing on PC which is way more competitive than console.
05:08:59.000
You're doing it at a damn near above average level.
05:09:07.000
Like, you niggas in here watching me talking shit, like, why?
05:09:10.000
Why are you watching someone you don't fucking like?
05:09:12.000
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you faggots, man?
05:09:20.000
For just starting on keyboard and mouse, you're doing good.
05:09:29.000
Yeah, I know he's talking about game sense, but bro, if you haven't played Overwatch 2, you haven't played Overwatch since Overwatch 1, the game functions pretty differently.
05:09:52.000
I got time to flame you fucking faggots in here, man.
05:09:58.000
I'd love for you to drop your Instagram so I could really roast you.
05:10:05.000
You niggas want to sit here and fuckin' armchair quarterback?
05:10:15.000
I'll play me just like these queers on this fuckin' game that we're playing.
05:10:24.000
We're getting significantly better players soon now.
05:12:04.000
Let him stay in the fucking chat, talk or shit, it's fine.
05:12:10.000
Haas is a faggot and so is this Jake Long dude.
05:12:39.000
Let them fucking sit in here and talk shit if they want.
05:14:26.000
I'm gonna make this Ryan's life a living hell, bro.
05:16:16.000
He's been trying to shoot me the whole game, bro.
05:18:21.000
This looks like the best team in the solar system.
05:18:47.000
Yeah, we lost three total and I don't know how many we've won.
05:20:28.000
Oh, it didn't count as a death, I'm still zero.
05:23:43.000
This first choke is a little bit of pain in the ass, but we could push through.
05:24:01.000
This first point is a little bit hard, but I'm gonna try to put as much...
05:24:27.000
TP! Use the TP! A bunch of them up top already on our Winston, including Junkrat.
05:24:44.000
Nice res, but, oh shit, they're all in front of me.
05:27:09.000
He was so thirsty for that kill that he got fucked.
05:27:41.000
Yeah I boot her away from that res and she almost still got it.
05:28:55.000
Mercy, try to get to the DV if you can, DV if you can.
05:30:26.000
I'm gonna try to get an off angle and hit him with a visor.
05:30:35.000
And he used the tire on me because he's a fucking scrub.
05:30:46.000
He shouldn't be able to use the tire if he gets killed.
05:32:14.000
I walked in the middle of them and they were all looking at me waiting for me to do it.
05:33:54.000
Remacho push me under bridge under bridge we got Ram Ram under bridge Ram under bridge guys I need help!
05:35:26.000
He's getting pocketed by Mercy and he still sucks.
05:35:38.000
I'm trying to hold onto the bridge now, but they fucking us up.
05:37:11.000
She's fucking fucking sending the shit out of me.
05:37:13.000
Alright, we just need to regroup here a little bit.
05:39:17.000
Yeah, they're just- they're- they're popping their fucking- OH MY GOD! They're just ulting before us.
05:39:52.000
Zarya were top right, top right, top right from payload.
05:40:00.000
But hey, you guys killed them, so I'm happy with that.
05:40:55.000
I'm shooting the fuck out of this Zarya and that Moira back.
05:42:16.000
So, one thing I noticed on attack is they always make it under the bridge.
05:42:22.000
I try to stall them under the bridge, but it'd just be too many of them.
05:42:32.000
When we're on high ground, you give them the space.
05:42:42.000
Even if Zarya gets the point and gets one tick and we kill the rest of her team, that's fine.
05:42:47.000
Because the whole time they're walking forward, I'm killing their Mercy and shit.
05:42:51.000
Dude, I was trying to kill their Mercy on that last fight, but she fucking was flying around, man.
05:43:17.000
Is your- is your game connected to your headphones or is it going through your monitor?
05:43:49.000
Yeah, that Mercy somehow lives with one house every- Yo, Reaper a week, man.
05:44:13.000
It's about to be OT. We can probably get in there to save you.
05:44:52.000
Their soldier kind of threw that for him, dude.
05:44:58.000
Like, you know, I think if anybody on the team has to fucking jitters, it's that fucking soldier.
05:45:16.000
He's literally just, like, being a crackhead running around and shit.
05:45:19.000
Like, it's hard to hit him because he's just moving so much, but he ain't doing nothing.
05:45:24.000
The Reaper's the one that's actually doing something.
05:46:55.000
You guys gotta try to keep our tank alive and keep moving.
05:48:49.000
Yeah, that was their- their supports were doing work on there, dude.
05:49:04.000
Bro, I'm losing so much SR when we lose games, bro.
05:49:07.000
Man, bro, I'm experiencing crazy burnout right now.
05:49:10.000
I've been up, like, since, like, 6 o'clock this morning.
05:49:24.000
I'm gonna queue damage with you because I'm silver there.
05:49:27.000
We were just in a lobby with diamonds just now.
05:49:45.000
I'm gonna go fucking nade you every time because you're a fucking hog.
05:51:21.000
If you want, you can go ahead and just mute me.
05:51:50.000
This lemon kid's a fucking mouth breather, I can tell.
05:55:41.000
There has never been a team comp that more cries out for me to play D.Va.
05:56:26.000
I don't think they want to come out and play anymore, you guys.
05:58:17.000
I don't know what his tag is, but he keeps saying, let me join.
06:00:05.000
Oh, you know, he's panicking trying to hook that shit up right now.
06:01:24.000
I thought he was one of your homies already, like he had already played with y'all.
06:01:31.000
I don't know what the fuck's wrong with his shit.
06:01:33.000
I thought he was already won because everyone was like, let him play.
06:01:38.000
It's like, bro, how you come in and you're not prepared?
06:01:39.000
If you don't got a mic, we're not going to play with you, bro.
06:01:44.000
He's probably trying to listen in on stream and shit like that, which is not good.
06:01:52.000
On a good day you got like four or five seconds.
06:02:02.000
You always jump as a prince to make a fool of yourself.
06:06:28.000
Your chat's talking about how late-night Mike is over there punching air, fucking mad at himself now.
06:06:40.000
My memories from before the awakening are blurry, like a fainting dream.
06:12:08.000
Bro, one shot on the- It's just the hog and the- No, dude!
06:14:06.000
Shout out to all 2,000 y'all ninjas watching me stream this show right now.
06:14:32.000
We went Tracer because our tank was kind of getting hard shit on for a little bit there.
06:14:37.000
No, I'm trying to get a pick with the Widow, yeah.
06:15:25.000
Aris was face tanking a Bastion for some reason?
06:16:15.000
Bash and melting with the Zarya bubble, faggot.
06:19:24.000
I was watching Arisa face tank and not say a goddamn word.
06:19:36.000
Alright, I'm gonna go wide blank, so you can stay on the high ground, though.
06:20:22.000
I'm on the high ground, about to fuck them up from up here.
06:21:51.000
I wait for a health pack because it looks so perfect.
06:22:17.000
I'm also turning around to see if the Tracer is behind us.
06:22:57.000
Sarissa's one HP. Sarissa's one HP. Yeah, she dead.
06:23:35.000
Oh my god, I blinked and got hit by a fucking spear.
06:24:06.000
I come back with a visor, come back with a visor, come back with a visor.
06:24:53.000
People watching it right now on stream are like, what the fuck's going on?
06:26:55.000
I don't know what our Mercy is doing, but okay.
06:28:38.000
Oh my god, man, they're focusing me so fucking hard, bro!
06:29:40.000
Dude, in one of the most critical fights I was lagging bad, bro.
06:29:57.000
On those types of maps, I just run flankers and shit.
06:30:19.000
There's just too many ways around the map and flanks and highgrounds.
06:35:12.000
Careful, Hanzo shoots you in the side of your head.
06:36:12.000
That fucking Hanzo's just shooting free trunks downrange.
06:42:21.000
I don't think anybody's in the fucking team chat anyway.
06:42:39.000
Kariko top right, already weak, she's already 1 HP. Fucking bitch.
06:45:31.000
Our fucking life reaper is just a payload princess, dude.
06:46:08.000
That's alright, they blew a lot of holds for that.
06:47:11.000
That was a little over investment, but we're good.
06:47:38.000
Why the fuck would you pull me into that fucking faggot, bro?
06:47:45.000
Did he fucking panic rip you into a fucking ult?
06:47:48.000
He pulled me into the fucking visor, idiot, dude.
06:48:44.000
That lemon kid sucks that mouth-breathing faggot.
06:48:46.000
Remember, he's like, oh, bro, I'm gonna mute your mic, blah, blah, blah.
06:48:52.000
Go on a team chat so these idiots can hear us at least.
06:50:53.000
Our diva, yeah, our diva's being way too aggressive.
06:51:21.000
Okay, they're all over the fucking point right now.
06:51:46.000
Soldier weak on the- on the- Let's fucking go, man.
06:52:07.000
I don't want to get knifed by this fucking Junker Queen.
06:52:40.000
She's in that room with the fucking Drunker Queen.
06:54:24.000
He was visoring, and I visored back, and I killed him.
06:54:46.000
You see what happens when I got a fucking competent second DPS or a competent teammate?
06:54:56.000
This guy's a GM, and I'm keeping up with him on damage and kills and all that.
07:00:06.000
Not sure what his plan was, but he learned a valuable lesson.
07:02:15.000
Oh my god, where the fuck did that bitch come from?
07:02:26.000
They dishonored their fucking families with that one.
07:02:48.000
He's just running around like a fucking scrub that he is.
07:03:12.000
Lucio on the right, one shot on him, one shot on the Lucio.
07:03:56.000
Alright, I'm really gonna fuck them up now because I'm taking my mouse off the wire.
07:05:29.000
This Mordor thinks he's the fucking main hero of this story, dude.
07:12:23.000
The dude that was playing Sojourn that's a mouth breather.
07:16:16.000
I don't know why these kids are fucking leaving, bro.
07:17:45.000
Yeah, you get fucking scrubs like that who are just like trying to de-rank or something so they leave.
07:18:08.000
If that kid didn't leave on our team, I genuinely think we could have probably beat them.
07:18:16.000
That lemon kid's a fucking faggot for that, bro.
07:18:23.000
Let me fucking avoid that kid so we never get him on our team again.
07:18:30.000
Yeah, he probably threw it because we fucking shit on him after we were telling him he sucked.
07:20:02.000
Oh there he is, I knew it was fucking the Chinese guy.
07:22:10.000
Get this fucking Asian bitch fucking going, baby.
07:22:15.000
Faggots really thought they had something there.
07:23:37.000
Trying to get this D.Va the fuck up out of mech, man.
07:28:39.000
7 in the morning and these dudes are getting fucked up!
07:29:07.000
Feels good to have a competent player second with me, man.
07:29:40.000
It might be a little bit of a throw because I don't play Genji, but we'll see.
07:29:59.000
We got a Winston so you might be able to do something with it.
07:31:50.000
Alright, I'm shooting them from one side, you guys.
07:32:16.000
Doom, if you can focus their healers, don't worry about their manga.
07:32:20.000
Yeah, no, to be fair, the manga is fucking chasing me.
07:32:26.000
I have blade, but I might need some heals for this.
07:33:28.000
They only have a Lucio, which isn't even good on healing.
07:33:33.000
The Mog just has so much bullshit, that's the thing.
07:35:49.000
I'm not fucking with that Mog healing bullshit.
07:36:40.000
You said that sound echo is because you're streaming?
07:36:59.000
Do you have your audio really ready for your fucking shit?
07:37:31.000
That's alright, they double support ulted there.
07:38:45.000
Um, anyway, yeah, there is, like, there's another way to, do you use OVS or do you use, uh, Streamlabs OVS? OVS. Yeah, there's definitely a better way to do that.
07:40:31.000
Bastion, just stay here, like, so if they start shooting you, you can get behind.
07:40:35.000
Soldier, when you're about to do visor, let me know on that leave.
07:40:49.000
Him and Maga, him and Maga, both of them are out of position.
07:42:07.000
Probably here, but just stay here just in case they go right.
07:42:18.000
He probably went for the health of the mini in there.
07:43:28.000
Yeah, I gotta figure out how to do it so that you guys don't hear the echo.
07:43:50.000
If I could figure out how to do this, it'll make it a lot better.
07:44:41.000
I was gonna ask, I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know how you have that echo in there, because I've never had a scene set up like, do you have your, you're playing on PC obviously, so you're capturing,
07:45:02.000
What I'm doing is I'm using a Rodecaster Pro and I'm on PC. And I'm streaming right now on Rumble.
07:45:23.000
I usually do everything set up directly through OBS and then I control it with my stream deck.
07:45:32.000
Yeah, so when you have your game capture, so basically so that the stream can see it, you have it set up as game capture or video capture in OBS? Like Overwatch.
07:46:08.000
I don't think I've ever heard of doing it that way.
07:46:18.000
When you're in OBS and you're capturing Overwatch to be streamed, you're not doing it through OBS? Or you're doing it through screen share?
07:46:31.000
No, I am on OBS. I'm using OBS, but I have Overwatch as a source.
07:46:44.000
Okay, when you click on sources to add a new source, there's several different types of source.
07:46:52.000
I think it's a game capture because there's a game emblem next to it.
07:46:58.000
I think it's a game capture, yeah, because I can see a game controller next to it on the OBS. Okay, so I haven't done a PC game capture in a while, but I know that you can choose more than one way to do it.
07:47:10.000
You can either do game capture, where it captures the whole thing, or you can do video capture and then capture the audio separately.
07:47:17.000
And if you have a sound mixer, you should be able to split the audio using the sound mixer so that your stream hears it, But there's no echo on your end.
07:47:24.000
If you're using headphones, we shouldn't hear anything unless you have speakers on your PC or something.
07:47:33.000
I mean, I kind of got used to it throughout the match.
07:47:35.000
It wasn't that bad, but I'm sure a lot of people...
07:47:39.000
No, it annoys a lot of people, and I'm trying to find a way to fix it.
07:47:46.000
Open up OBS. I haven't streamed since Halloween.
07:47:58.000
Yeah, someone said they've got to go to the bathroom.
07:47:59.000
So let me open up OBS because I have not opened this shit in a while.
07:48:30.000
Yeah, I'm live right now on rumble.com slash fresherfit, so my audience can hear the game.
07:48:35.000
Because what I could do is, I know if I do this, and I switch my audio, I go into options, and I change my audio from playback device from Rodecaster Pro Main to chat, you guys won't hear it.
07:49:18.000
Go into a custom game because I think I might have just...
07:49:24.000
Guys, hit me ones in the chat if you guys can hear the game here in a second.
07:49:42.000
Chat, give me ones if y'all can hear the sound effects of the game.
07:50:06.000
They can just hear the chat, but they can't hear the game.
07:50:24.000
Are you talking to me or are you talking to your chat?
07:51:33.000
I've never streamed on Rumble before, so I don't know if that shit, like, responds differently somehow, but what I did when I was, uh, setting my stuff up is I just looked up how to set that up on YouTube.
07:51:45.000
And the thing is, is different YouTubers will tell you different ways to do it, but some of them are better than others.
07:52:11.000
It has Roadcaster Pro Chat or Roadcaster Pro Main.
07:52:28.000
I've never used a road caster either, but I don't know, maybe that's what's limiting you, but...
07:53:04.000
Alright, can you guys hear me fine here now without hearing the game?
07:53:23.000
Alright, chat, give me ones if you guys can hear me and the game.
07:53:32.000
Guys in the group, can you guys hear my game right now?
07:53:51.000
Alright, now they're saying there's double game audio.
07:53:58.000
You can just add me and we can go over some stuff.
07:54:03.000
I'm at work right now, so when I get home tomorrow, or later today, I can hop back on and we can talk about it.
07:54:58.000
Yeah, like, later today or tomorrow or something, add me on here, see me come online, we'll jump into a group just to talk and then we'll go through some OBS stuff.
07:55:25.000
Why am I listening to the game through someone else's headphones?
07:55:31.000
He's trying to figure out a streaming issue, an audio issue with the stream.
07:56:36.000
Guaranteed he has a hammer by now if he doesn't.
07:58:38.000
Yeah, because they were all looking at me, man.
07:59:31.000
I'm gonna sweat my dick off on defense here real quick.
07:59:42.000
Honestly, we need something that can break Rein's shield easier.
07:59:57.000
I usually take right side and get a kill on the fling.
08:00:17.000
If you can focus their flying fuck, slash their healers, I think we're alright.
08:00:27.000
Because I can counter his charge and stuff, so unless I get absolutely unlucky, we should be alright.
08:00:43.000
Why did she hate it when I left dishes in the sink?
08:00:59.000
I'm gonna just kind of throw my ducks at their faces from back here.
08:02:03.000
Watch the bridge to your right as you're coming back, Zen.
08:02:54.000
Yeah, that was an L. That was a fucking L, man.
08:02:59.000
You guys see the difference when you play with idiots versus when you play with a good kid dude?
08:03:07.000
Because it just says I think offline or some shit.
08:03:33.000
I don't know, where the fuck, where the fuck, here you go.
08:03:54.000
I'm getting off, but I was gonna ask you, uh...
08:04:05.000
I know Rumble, but I didn't know you could stream on it.
08:04:34.000
Oh damn, you have a lot more followers than I do.
08:04:46.000
Yeah, it's a podcast, but I stream sometimes Overwatch.
08:04:53.000
Yeah, we're on YouTube as well, but I don't stream on YouTube because YouTube's gay.