Season 10 Is HERE!
Episode Stats
Length
8 hours and 3 minutes
Words per Minute
66.69423
Hate Speech Sentences
256
Summary
In this episode, we play a quick game of Overwatch and talk about a variety of random stuff. We also do a sound check to make sure the audio is good before we get into the game and react to videos in the chat in between games. We also talk about some other random stuff like peeing in public and other random things that no one wants to talk about. We hope you enjoy this episode and stay tuned for the next one! Cheers! -Chinaman, NastyA, and Sideshow from the Overwatch League CHECK OUT OUR FACEBOOK GROUP! CHAT WITH ME AND OTHER SPORTS AND ENTER TO WIN A FREE PRIZE! CHAT AND GIVE ME YOUR PODCASTS TO CHANGE YOUR MENTION! CHAD'S MEDITATION CODE: PODCAST. CHAD CODE: CHAD_PODCAST CHANANNA CHANANA CHEERS! CHANANNANANANNO CHANNA! CHANNANNANNA'S FACEBOOK AND TWITTER! CHALLENGE! CHLANNANANO CHANNEL! CHANDANAN NATIONS! CHANCENNA CHLANANNA CHANDANA CHLANNA ChANANNNNANNATION CHANNANA CHANNNNNNATION! CHEERANNAH CHAN NANNA NAHNAN NAH NAH! CHHANNAINNAH! chanANNA HANAN chANANCHANAN NAHAHUYANNNAHANCHANAHANNAAAAA CHAN ANCHANCHANNANNA, CHANA CHEANANCHAANAN! CHAANNAHA CHAN CHAAAAANN we talk about our first game of the day we play against a new game, Shing NUHANAN!!! CHAN NAYANNAHAHAHAH ShingNU NAH, SING NUHAH, CHEENANCHNUH CHA NAH CHAAAAAAH CHAAHANGAH, KUH CHA CHACHANN NAH , CHANTAHANDAH, BANANANA CHAAAAHANAAH, CHAAANNEE CHAAAAAY, CHAAAAAR, CHA CHARANAN,
Transcript
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Now here we are, we're about to work out some noobs.
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Alright, so let's see here, make sure audio and everything is good.
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Yo guys, give me one from the chat if audio is good.
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That's where it hurts You ain't missing today Jack Warming up Warming up Go Marin
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What up Marin Oh man It wasn't my problem This is a game of the bug Learn that one from you This one ended up real quick And you had to get Stand on Where there's smoke there's fire
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Give me ones in the chat if my mic audio is good.
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Give me ones in the chat if the mic audio is good.
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We're going to do a quick little sound check before we get into the game.
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Explain what Shing Nui is so they can hear you.
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You can hear the gunshots, the moving, the dink dinks.
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Okay, now the last thing I'm gonna go ahead and do here is I'm gonna do a sound check on YouTube.
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So in between games, I'll react to videos with y'all in the chat.
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up type in here I'll show you guys for example so So we're gonna go Sneeko, right?
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So I'm going to unmute it, and I want you guys to tell me if you can hear it.
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But I'm sorry, like, humans, if they were walking by.
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It's pretty much like across the street from where I live now.
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I pissed all over that sidewalk and never got caught.
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All right, give me one in the chat if y'all can hear this.
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Yeah, when I was in preschool, I used to, like, yeah, I used to pee in the...
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No, I did like pee in the recess area and get the teacher to grab my ear.
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Give me once if y'all can hear the sneaker stream though right now.
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Yeah, I'll play one or two one-on-one games, then we'll get Angie on.
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Yeah, I think you might be gonna need to switch to Bill's.
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No, we could probably play her because there's no more narrow queuing anymore.
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The center of the class here, it's just to help you to main.
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The main is keep your target at the center of your environment.
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So if you can press Alt and Z, so you can shutter the old Alt Alt Alt Plus 3.
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Because the processor just helps you a little bit.
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The main thing is to keep your target centered.
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If you want to crosshair back, just hit ESC. You got it.
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EG... EGSC? GSC. Just top left on your keyboard.
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GSC? E, S, C, E, E, A, B, C, D, E. Yeah, exit.
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I was like, what the hell is this guy talking about?
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X we're live on everything by the way Someone needs to fill this saddle Oh, I got one safety pin today.
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Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I genuinely think this is a new hero's map
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I'm a hero's map Surrender to my will It's a hero's map Where there's smoke There's fire My trigger fingers still there too long I'm a hero's map
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Bro, I genuinely think this move here is a bad Hit them right?
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Whatever the fucking thing that this animal is for.
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*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* I'm not going
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That's good that they like actually get sound actors to like speak the Spanish, the proper Spanish.
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Yeah, the reason I told you to do this is because put more focus on your target.
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Every focus on the target and your hand adjust your camera on the target.
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It's just the presentation of your central monitor.
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I just randomly was in the sky Ryan is one, Ryan!
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and Moira too bro why did this all result do Ryan
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on the left he has a hammer down guarantee Oh wow!
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*Mario's voice* Junker out one, Junker out one, Junker out one on the left.
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I'm gonna stay with the healer so some wrap is okay.
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I know what you want here Number one behind you man Yeah, I got her.
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Do you know when Sumatra used to can give you a shield, Myron?
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Yeah, but Sombra is still a pain in my ass, though.
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Capture objective aim They got bastards almost right?
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Yeah, yeah, they tried to- they tried to- they tried to- Help her They can be in the same way too I got bastards He's one!
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she recalled nevermind Tracer got fucked objective A captured Back a bit, Maren.
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got too much damage oh yeah i got finished on the moira get the d back mecha got a high noon
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Someone said, uh, PM17 said, if you like outbear and preach, use the urinal with your pants all the way down.
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I would look like the top of nigger to put his pants all the way down and use the urinal.
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When even iron I cook so much shit Prepare for battle Select your hero.
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I don't know why I got a fucking two, two, almost 300 ping.
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I just moved the game, my display to the bottom left.
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Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds That'll turn your head Flashpoint unlocked.
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Da, u u O U "Nobody die man" We got three healers, but no one healed me.
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*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Alright, three of us are not just checking in.
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No power emanates Look down the objective Switch go Run away, alright Kill me or we can win No I will kill everybody Keep saying no.
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Let's get some dickheads No fortify for a rest of Can't heal?
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Alright Fall back Put your heart on with you Got it Go next one
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Let's go, let's go, Maren Don't fight you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You killed them all.
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Now y'all see why I love low and try to win him.
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I crush the fucking potion cookie and there's a no!
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No, and what does that have to do with it, my guy?
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Well, it seems to get you riled up, so why not?
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I was gonna kill him, but he had a bubble on him, that's why.
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They're gonna come from the right-hand side, bro.
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Yeah, Monkey, you better back the fuck up, motherfucker.
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point point point monkey weak monkey weak monkey weak let's break it down Monkey gone, monkey gone.
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Yeah, you should try to put your camera up here.
00:50:01.000
Yeah, yeah, get out of queue before they lock you in.
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So guys, Angie's saying that I need to move my face camera because you guys can't see my health when I'm playing.
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So what I'll do is I'll put this in here like this and I'll just minimize it a bit.
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You had somebody ask if you need to Then I play tank now.
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Because you guys play healer, you guys need a better tank than better DPS, you know?
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Message Angie, because she's going to be way more receptive to messages and shit like that.
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Anyone that wants to play, message Angie right now.
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Yeah, because if you trash, nigga, we ain't playing with you.
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We already got Angie and she trashed, so we're going to have to carry her.
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Okay, also, well, you can see the chat, too, Angie.
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Alright, so we got 1,100 YAL on Rumble, and then we got 1.7 on Twitch.
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So it's gonna start keep growing as we continue on.
00:53:46.000
I mean, we are playing we are playing late at night.
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I mean, we are playing we are playing late at night.
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I mean, we are playing we are playing late at night.
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Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh I will not leave a broken world behind
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Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Look at this man.
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this is a Ryan Tartall times 4 no shortage of work to do Someone needs to fill this saddle
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Chew on that Where there's smoke, there's fire!
00:58:11.000
I think we're gonna get so much longer kill time.
00:58:42.000
There's not much path with this type of game Let me check the build
00:59:11.000
Oh yeah, build as a healer, build as a healer is a solver so we can solve much faster Do you want me to switch the build again?
00:59:21.000
Yeah, because Bale is a healer and GPS is over.
01:00:24.000
Myron trying to shoot the dynamite into the air.
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Andrew, on your side, every time I hit a shot, does it bring your ultimate up?
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This dynamite can just shoot the dynamite across your...
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I'm trying to get those caffeine in the air Yeah, just wait for the dynamite going to your cross here I'm sure Sparing Yeah.
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if you got mercy pocket you can one tap a Widow Oh, you can one-time Tracer.
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We'll try again in about an hour because there will be more people on in six.
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We may have to do European server, Sue's other thing I was thinking.
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Because there's not much plat against the Browns, you know.
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If you want to play with Angie, you have to find the exact team, like us.
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It's the matchmaking system for the new season.
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We're live on Twitch, Twitter, and Rumble right now.
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Don't worry guys, we're gonna get Angie in to play with us when the hours fix a bit.
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American, Gambler, Riverboat, Spike Seagull, Undead, Sage, Someone needs to fill this saddle.
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Get my joinin' Five, four, three, two, one Round one.
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Keep in sight and this will go smoothly *Sk up* *Sk up* *Sk up* where i can time
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Yo, boy, you're up there by yourself, you're up there by yourself, bro. bro.
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Yeah push in, push in Give on the mech I am capturing your objectives.
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Ryan is one, Ryan is one, Ryan is one too Another one Find one?
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Let's go Sorry, I'm weak Don't push for direct Come back then.
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It takes some of the damage Yeah, he has a hammer down though guaranteed Tell the right - They're on point, they're on point. - I'm bit paranoid. - Not bad.
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- Yeah, he has a hammer down though, guaranteed.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no, no. - Kill the right first, kill the right first, so we don't hammer him down.
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- I don't think he's getting hammered on the door. - Force transcendence, good job.
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I gotta make a pick Yeah, I need touch Heal me!
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he divers and doesn't give me the nano one to one huh well we're gonna see tomorrow or isa I'm not gonna go sick against Ranzaria, but I can do Orisa, yeah.
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Rainsa is just gonna run at Sigma so I will kill them all Okay Just stay by side of my mouth Stay by my side.
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Don't take damage like that They got no tank D.Va running?
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10 week No Marin, no Marin I'm backing up, backing up, backing up Damn it I have a laser ult.
01:24:17.000
Yeah, that Ana on our team wasn't that good, bro.
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I can play every tank, every DPS, every healer.
01:24:34.000
I just wanna play a Roadhog and they say I'm a typical Roadhog player.
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The dudes in the chat already know what time it is.
01:26:20.000
Yeah, bro, you guys know why I bought this skin in the rumble chat.
01:26:31.000
Yeah Myra you're the only hero We got four tanks.
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You only need it All right, I just can't die I'm protected You only need to heal three.
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I'm on a new defense *laughs* I'm feeling fortified.
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Or no, oh, Kuriko got a lucky fucking kunai on me.
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Bro, why didn't you- So bad, bro, so bad, so bad.
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All the team are good, but you know- Bro, can you give me a sentence?
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and balls one I'm not finished yeah Back up so I can see you guys.
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I threw you guys a nade instead of saving myself, fuck it, I gotcha, baby. - For the reckoning.
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Yeah, I will tell you how to keep in Nano, man.
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I think someone eat this fucking Frenchman cock.
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We win this, we win this Uhhh, stay stay on Pelomyrs Stay on payload Stay on payload, mayor They can hit you on top You need to come here You need to come to me
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I don't want them to jump on you It's okay, it's okay Time for the reckoning I'll be here of Seamon!
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protect more team are you NPC you shut up shut up shut up Why am I gonna shut up?
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I ask you, I ask you, I'm asking you to switch your pick, you play Amon so bad, and you insult me, you insult me.
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hip-hop that's another I The ultimate's charging.
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Take everything possible I'm an enemy Oh, that's hard Anti-Narisa.
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These kids are getting their shit pushed in, bro.
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yeah he's trash don't follow me man You're not safe here.
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I'm not using it Don't lock the boat Marin Don't lock a bow.
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I want you for Yeah, I'm just I I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
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I go out on my toes Come back, come back Yeah, if someone on you, just say it.
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*fake* *fake* 60 seconds, many minutes I'll try *fake* We got a great grass *fake* Give Mokka the nano man I'm about to, I'm about to You're powered up!
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We're keeping you up, keeping you up, keeping you up.
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Yeah, we need to go to high ground every time there.
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and the boat's gonna annoy you so the tin tank will die you you you you you you you
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yeah nobody like fucking friends hmm And fucking rides on the street.
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And every time she speaks, I don't understand anything she says.
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*Mario Secure* *Mario Secure* *Mario Secure* *Mario Secure* *Mario Secure* Woah!
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The payload has reached the checkpoint for all the rails.
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payload moving rise ancient flame what an eldritch blessing i won't let you fall all these times misery made not last
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you're powered up reforming you you're moving to recharge the payload is approaching its destination Get in there!
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I'm not in school I'm under attack I'm not in there Thank you Good shit
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Round 1 Complete Score 3 0 Switching sides I was carrying so hard there Uh, is everybody else in chat?
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Except the fucking annoying fucking French guy.
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Look at your heal, and look Mira Moria's heal, and look their heal.
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You are not prepared to see wrecking ball in action.
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Fucking ice armor bro Yeah Kill me, Mary Making an old woman know the world?
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but that fucking Sombra is waiting at me to spawn, man.
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*Slow the Joker Queen* Sled the Joker Queen *Slow the Joker Queen* *Slow the Joker Queen* *Slow the Joker Queen* *Slow the Joker Queen* FYI, that Mog is the Mogadal's on our team last game.
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I go out on my terms Keep you up Affirmative enemy
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Your assistance is of 30 seconds remaining Unloading scroll.
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I'm back it up I got a nano I will tell you what I got a nano Thank you 60 seconds
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I want to get you forward Time for the reckoning Time for the reckoning Don't say I see you No, no, no, no, no, no, no You're powered up, get in there I'm tired of fighting alone I'll keep you up
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Bro, 51,000 healing between me and the fucking Moira.
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I Yeah, I'm getting used to the mouse and keyboard.
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This is maybe my second or third time playing Ana with the mouse and key, guys.
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Yo, that Paris kid on the other team, bro, he was playing MAGA when we played Dorado and that's why we lost.
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Stay still for hours, waiting for the perfect shot.
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I don't know how you zip around without getting dizzy.
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*Mario's voice* "Flashpoint unlocks in 10 seconds" No one!
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*Skills* *Skills* *Skills* Nice one play! *Skills* *Skills* *Skills* *Skills* *Skills* *Skills* *Skills* Junkyard!
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*Skills* *Skills* *Skills* *Skills* *Skills* *Skills* *Skills* Oh don't follow me, Marin!
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flood them can't tell you help nice keep the raise i got nano okay i got the field i'm gonna need it Nice room.
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I'm a matcher, I'm a matcher I'm a matcher I'm a matcher I'm a matcher I'm a matcher Nevermind Easy Nice, easy game Nice
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That's why we had that dumb French guy earlier.
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Yo, do y'all like the face cam on the top left like this?
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Let me know if that's better for you, by the way, guys.
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That way you can see the game and what's going on.
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One's in the chat if you guys like it better, twos if y'all don't.
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I normally keep it bottom left, but then I noticed you guys said you can't see my health when I do that, so...
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I'm sure he was proud, even if he never said it.
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I'll stay up here on top with you here DPS need a heal myron
02:20:07.000
Flipped the ball, flipped the ball on the side.
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No But I can poke out to the right a little bit I got a hog now Pushed into the drop in the back
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as I lose my voice Those kids got fucked I'm so good.
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If you're up for it, I bet our bioarchaeology team would love to have you!
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I happened to point some artifacts in an old necropolis.
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Would I? I should warn you, they might be cursed.
02:24:26.000
I want to raise my right hand when I saw this game.
02:26:04.000
- Okay, maybe not. - She ripped off her. - She ripped off her. - Battle maze.
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Get in there Yeah, don't give none of this money You need timing.
02:28:20.000
Bro, I got fucking like a ten- I don't know how that was played again, but whatever.
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Let us keep our questionable choices to a minimum.
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She goes under, she jumps out, and she can dash.
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enemy spotted yeah you tried you tried bro it's fine pick one thank you for trying one three four again i go out on my turn the field almost ready
02:33:59.000
yo bro can you play another tank bro this ball ain't doing shit for us bro excavation initiation i don't move where is the long?
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I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm right behind you.
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I'm trying to heal y'all They're gonna be gonna be gonna be We're going!
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Come to your life, come to your life, come to your life.
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I want to kill, I want to kill, I want to kill.
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Alright, don't push, don't push, don't push, don't push. Don't push, don't push, don't push.
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I like that you always keep track because I'd be forgetting.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
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The best archaeologists get their noses out of books and into the dirt!
02:42:23.000
Yeah, the gun's a little weird, but I'm at Bison today.
02:42:28.000
and that dude that got denied from my art school Oh, I don't got healed?
02:43:42.000
You're fine Got the point It basically with this shot Yeah, I just didn't think I was gonna get caught in that shatter
02:44:12.000
man fuck you'll have to try harder than that Oh, that's I just got fucked up.
02:46:53.000
We cannot push You need something to counter Can he swap?
02:47:08.000
I got another hero Give me a mirror Give me a mirror You're powered up, get in there Solo hammer dude?
02:47:48.000
This dude needs to switch out the bench or two.
02:47:49.000
he's not really doing anything with her bro i need heal!
02:48:01.000
activating self-destruct sequence here, initializing That's one down under two.
02:48:08.000
When he was away He's outside hell he's outside hell he's outside hell he's outside hell he's weak No, no, we lose!
02:49:05.000
Bro what kind of fucking diva just stand still and fucking shoot run her shield.
02:49:46.000
It's not the fucking damage, it's the fucking tank.
02:49:50.000
Our tank sucks too, but now I'm gonna fucking...
02:50:18.000
Fucking use the fucking diva and stand still and shoot the fucking run shield forever.
02:50:23.000
I'm just Under there fucking pocket McCree with Persia standing still behind the fucking shield.
02:51:26.000
I gotta get used to this Venture character, because I don't really know her abilities like that, so I gotta fucking get used to it.
02:51:38.000
so this is 100% want to go help Zarya 1, Zarya 1, Zarya 1!
02:52:36.000
I don't know, behind you there's a fucking engine.
02:52:56.000
What the fu- Bro, this Dojita kid fucking sucks, man.
02:55:19.000
I got you I'm just not here bro I'm barely even doing damage.
02:56:38.000
I know he suck, but I don't expect he gonna get better.
02:56:45.000
I just need a tank then stand it still, take damage.
02:57:19.000
Fuck, European people are poises European people are poises man.
02:57:54.000
- Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross. - Gross.
02:59:01.000
I don't like the girl, the BBL, and get her face down.
03:00:21.000
Yo, should you play on another account, Chinaman?
03:00:28.000
So the queue times are faster because we'll play with people at a higher...
03:00:37.000
Let me switch to DPS. Okay, let me cancel this.
03:00:42.000
Yeah, let me switch to DPS so we can get faster kill time.
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make your place right now oh shit my bad oh shit my bad *Proceeds to penalize your benedict* *Pewds should not be shot...* *Pewds should not be shot of turret* *Pewds should not be shot of turret* *Pewds should not be summoned*
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*Pewds should not be shot of turret* Oh, I'm out of sleep!
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We win this, we win this I still have some fighting Shit.
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Zero to one Yeah, let me swap This looks like a team that gets into trouble Good thing I came along.
03:08:03.000
Tracer behind Tracer behind What the fuck line Oh No one kept the point?
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*Money's voice* *Money's voice* Come on Tion, I need help bro.
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*Money's voice* Thank you bro, thanks for being here.
03:08:57.000
*Money's voice* The fucking treasure take too much of your time.
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Bro, how is the treasure- Well, what I gonna do now?
03:09:27.000
I can't kill EVERYONE! I have to nano consider it, don't die.
03:10:07.000
I don't know what this iPhone dude and I see you is doing.
03:10:18.000
I killed two people and everyone in my team died!
03:11:07.000
My teammates are trash Yo iPhone what are you doing bro What are you doing bro This iPhone dude is fucking terrible, man.
03:11:27.000
I'm gonna avoid this motherfucker man Oh my fucking god I killed two people.
03:11:49.000
Only take their one people to kill everyone in our backline Eight and three.
03:13:00.000
This looks like the best team in the solar system.
03:15:01.000
Nerf this Tactual visor activated Nerf this Heroes never die I'm not finished.
03:17:50.000
with it yeah we got a trash tank You're all five.
03:20:02.000
Alright, I'm playing Baptiste from now on because our teammates are fucking garbage that we're getting now.
03:20:10.000
Gonna need help with the damage, so I'm gonna play Baptiste.
03:21:52.000
Yeah, so the past two or three games we've had the tank diff be crazy.
03:22:08.000
These conditions are not optimal for experimentation, but they are optimal for attack.
03:22:27.000
I don't know about the better player, but the better keeper.
03:24:43.000
Get down, get down, get down, get down, get down!
03:25:29.000
I will go Ekno but I would like either Blab Swap or Hilari Swap so I can get killed in the air.
03:26:00.000
Go back Go back Go back go back Where are we coming now?
03:26:28.000
- Oh no, oh no. - Oh no. - They need to pop some ult here.
03:29:02.000
He's legit winnable even if they push the 3 points.
03:29:29.000
We just peek 5 people when we have no cooldowns.
03:29:43.000
Why can't they keep me up when I'm being shot at by 5 people?
03:29:51.000
it's just just cleanse me you disgust remember what we're fighting for link over his heart greetings to be done Hello?
03:31:13.000
Yo, we've lost like three games in a row with him, by the way, on our team.
03:32:29.000
don't forget that I'm on a team I'm on a team I'm on the team I'm not duplicating deep on what has to keep you alive Let's go, let's go, let's go.
03:32:56.000
Bro, I kill fucking three people on my- Yes, but it's tankless healer.
03:33:13.000
I mean, I guess I did have D.Va to counter him.
03:34:40.000
All right All right, I think Yennefer is in here Oh Let's get her in so we don't play with this ASCII kit no more.
03:35:10.000
I'm pretty certain we've played with this ASCII kit like two or three games in a row.
03:35:56.000
I was trying to get my support up, but fuck it.
03:37:15.000
Why is a black girl and I can't be balanced in the universe?
03:37:28.000
You need a fucking wretched black girl to balance me?
03:38:17.000
If you want to work on your healing, I can swap to my other account.
03:38:35.000
If we don't get a game in like the next two or three minutes, yeah, we'll switch.
03:39:20.000
"I'm a single mom" Yeah, that song is super catchy.
03:39:44.000
We can switch, because I do want to practice on my Ana and my Baptiste.
03:42:28.000
Yeah, you need to work on your strength, Meyer.
03:42:31.000
I just- I just was- she just saw me and I talked to her with us.
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You are not saved here I've got you in my sights Stay out of my way.
03:43:47.000
No one pushing payload, no one pushing payload Dude don't stand on that Come on!
03:45:54.000
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Mercy Oh Oh I can't get away with this.
03:46:14.000
Or I don't think you're making it back Breaking them down Over there!
03:46:51.000
That ulti was fucking ulti Bitch just aims at the floor I've seen tougher spots Enemy detected!
03:48:04.000
You have one healer up in the front if you want to be.
03:48:22.000
Careful about your positions Kill me, kill me I am!
03:48:34.000
No, our soldier is getting ulted on by a monkey in the back Here go Jeeva monkey Go D.Va, go D.Va, go D.Va!
03:48:54.000
Please Good choice or Moga whatever Oh, they got a Widow again!
03:50:00.000
The Smoky just sold all time every time though.
03:51:24.000
Yeah, like how close all our damage is Tried to help I was like, no, soldier, no, don't die.
03:51:39.000
Bro, he literally just chased me, man, like the whole way.
03:51:41.000
Fucking scrub bro Um, fuck it I'll just queue up as both We'll see whenever we get the faster match.
03:52:27.000
- I think it did good. - I think it did good. - Where did Chinaman go?
03:53:08.000
He said something about it was low because when you came in I keep trying to tell them we're on that Florida swamp connection.
03:53:38.000
I mean, it has country to it, but it depends on where you go, I guess.
03:54:18.000
This is, for some of y'all wondering, this is...
03:59:35.000
He's in chat, but I don't know why the fuck he's not talking, scrub.
03:59:53.000
Hey, Buncher, you said you're, uh, Diamond, uh, Ray?
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Shoot us your battle tag I'm gonna go to the next level
04:00:57.000
Tracer on me I hit her once Don't shake a man Don't peek.
04:01:46.000
get out of there Then you just leave that boomer yeah, I didn't have When you sleep her, you told me.
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So you don't get picked by the ball, so you can heal the tank now.
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If you lock the ball, you don't have time to heal your tank That ball is actually on now Fled them, or we were fled Need help on the ball Get out of there, man!
04:04:38.000
Alright, this is where we hold these scrubs, man.
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Tracer right side You two come back a bit I am unwrapped.
04:05:53.000
I got the runner and I'm dead Yeah, if you heal me just stay where you're safe and heal me I won't die.
04:06:15.000
Don't go in there Where's the dead Yeah, if you want to help my just open your scope as they were these safe Don't go by yourself.
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Yeah just stay here and open scope and you can do it.
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*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* Yeah, he got me though No healers *Mario's voice* Arisalo Oh, jeez *Mario's voice* I'm not finished I also can die!
04:09:05.000
Just die and point, die and point if you need to.
04:10:01.000
So do take it personally when I get the most kills, okay?
04:10:23.000
That gun must do a ton of DPS Five four three two one attack Alright.
04:12:13.000
I'm ready to finish stop the truck sequence wipe them out payload mobilizing vile driver tracer behind you Tracer behind you, Bastion.
04:13:13.000
Why does it should have flew past you your product Get in there.
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I'm pushing payload while you guys chase that soldier.
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keep fighting bracer behind Anti-hilt, force the recall.
04:18:55.000
*Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak* Alright I'm gonna die, you're gonna die my rune
04:19:23.000
*Squeak* *Squeak* I don't see the widow If you guys see the Widow, just pin.
04:19:55.000
Never mind, never mind, you're gonna die there.
04:20:08.000
Tracer on me We need to heal the point in the hill Yeah, I need heals on point.
04:20:24.000
No, no, the Tracer took too much of your guys' time.
04:20:41.000
It's weird I'll take a two-star with fucking Trissor, take a two-much hour time.
04:21:02.000
I- What the- What the- Try to get Doomfist Antile the man Power down Please, just recoup And Miren stay with the needles We good Okay?
04:21:23.000
New deals, new deals I can't do more I only can do so much I can't do so much Stand up straight.
04:22:33.000
They are probably gonna have that Widow for this next one too.
04:23:43.000
Because the Tracer go for Marin and you can get healed.
04:23:55.000
One attack commencing Escort covering you Oh, you must like this Railroad secured, let's move Stand up straight Taking damage Racers on me already Recall shren back I can't see you D.Va.
04:25:33.000
May behind, may behind, may behind, may behind.
04:26:19.000
I nanoed the reaper so he was able to fight them off a bit longer.
04:28:34.000
Angie, what time do we get into LA? What time do we get into LA? Friday in the morning, right?
04:28:47.000
Friday morning Five four three two one Round one, capture the objective.
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*Gunshot* Please It's a magical tracine Let's push him out
04:30:03.000
*Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* *Slowly* Reloading, reloading *Slowly* *Slowly*
04:31:58.000
- Come on, baby diva. - Nothing can pass me. - Nerf this. - Elf play.
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I happened to pawn some artifacts in an old necropolis.
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Would I? I should warn you, they might be cursed.
04:36:00.000
enemy turret down my turn genji is with you Covering you.
04:40:44.000
I threw to you that shit right before I died, bro.
04:40:55.000
emity got played all right Yo, I'm gonna head out.
04:42:28.000
Every time I lose, I got fucking ruthless teammates.
04:42:45.000
Are you talking to somebody in the chat, Chinaman?
04:42:49.000
This fucking Chinese guy is a fucking drama queen.
04:43:48.000
It's harder to keep you alive when you're distracted.
04:44:00.000
I know your parents died, so you called yourself Bruce Wayne.
04:44:07.000
Did you thought your parents died when you're fucking 11?
04:45:10.000
I followed, I followed, I followed, I followed.
04:45:16.000
I don't like using offensive antis like that, but hey, it is what it is, man.
04:45:54.000
I'm trying to prioritize that turret so you don't die, bro.
04:47:17.000
big nade i see you i'm trying to help jungle thing i'm trying yeah oh shit Let's fucking go!
04:48:14.000
Soldier running to point, soldier running to point right now!
04:52:42.000
Wrestle Reaper, Wrestle Reaper we win At you Nice rest, nice rest, nice rest, nice rest I need heal, I need heal, I need heal I need heal!
04:54:03.000
remember what we're fighting for stay close I can't hear you if you stray.
04:54:18.000
By the light, hail and be welcome to Blizzard World.
04:57:48.000
Zarya, I'm trying to- nope, Zarya, I'm not chasing you anymore.
04:58:57.000
Larissa walked right in front of me, bro One of these days I'll end up in Fiji Oh my god, that's so fun.
05:02:03.000
Reave it behind you guys, reave it behind you guys, reave it behind you guys right now.
05:02:33.000
And I fucking killed this dumbass and killed Ana.
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Yeah Bro, that's embarrassing. that's embarrassing.
05:03:16.000
go that's all i needed oh we got victims Prepare for battle.
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select your hero I will not leave a broken world behind Stay close.
05:05:13.000
Behind us, Kree Control that point Stand up straight YouTube and A Mesa, Kree Control that point Stand up straight YouTube and A Mesa, carrying a point I'm carrying a point I'm in the middle, ready for action I'm near, keep fighting
05:06:15.000
You got Shadrack, you got Shadrack, you got Shadrack.
05:07:45.000
I saw you hitting me, Mairi I was, but the Reinhardt got in the way I'm arrestable, I'm arrestable, I'm arrestable Oh boy!
05:08:00.000
Get in point, get in point, get in point, get in point.
05:09:40.000
We got it They have a turret Far right or far left.
05:10:08.000
Yeah, I was gonna say Die I've got you not missing Listen, no fucking shots on the scope.
05:10:38.000
Reloading reloading reloading Heroes never die!
05:13:10.000
Give me the reaper, the nano, so you don't lose that duel.
05:14:44.000
I can't res our tank I had a team Oh no, I have nine seconds.
05:15:31.000
Anyone gonna shoot you, you can stay back on the cover.
05:16:45.000
clearing arm *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* I got pinned but I got the res *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* *Bad* This Ryan is one above you guys.
05:17:42.000
I need you oh I'm still touching her No, no, no.
05:19:14.000
select your hero our tank from the last match is on the other team I will not leave the peaceful world behind.
05:21:58.000
time no no, our is on our own he's dead just pocket me mercy just pocket me Who are logging on?
05:22:57.000
I don't have anything to do with you I keep you up That really helps Don't touch, I see you They're pushing the payload, not there!
05:23:31.000
Heroes never die I am unraped Sorry I'm chasing our baby D.Va Justice, rain, fire!
05:24:05.000
I'm trying to, I'm trying to, but they blocked me.
05:24:16.000
They win this, they don't got DPS. Push up, man.
05:24:47.000
I don't know what the fuck our D.Va and them are doing, bro.
05:26:15.000
I gotcha, I'm gonna turn with you, I'm gonna turn.
05:26:24.000
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* No bitch, hold on me!
05:26:28.000
*Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* *Mario's voice* That warms the moment!
05:26:41.000
I don't think he's in front, I don't think he's behind.
05:28:29.000
I'm healing the bomb right now Slept the Arisa Arisa behind you Zarya Wow That was super, super, super purple.
05:29:14.000
We just gotta push it faster than them, which we can do.
05:30:22.000
How does the second DPS have double your DPS band?
05:31:09.000
She pulled me off Look at the other way Spiral one, good finish Oh my god, I'm cheating Push the pedal, push the pedal Careful, they have a hog now behind you
05:32:40.000
Because I thought we were going to do more, but it's fine.
05:33:11.000
I tried to heal you and then you did the strike thing and then you went up and the beam went gone and then Ash got me I was.
05:33:32.000
Just you put the pillars and the beam goes away.
05:35:04.000
Push in and she'll still fucking- I think two of them alive, I think.
05:38:29.000
Round 2. Complete. Score. 3 to 3. Switching sides.
05:41:23.000
To three switching sides br- br- brady Cooper Hmm Another day another
05:42:25.000
Could you surprise them by planting a few bugs for me?
05:43:38.000
Their hog will give me the visor in one minute.
05:46:05.000
The name is a waiters of less For those of you that are wondering what I mean right now
05:46:32.000
I'm eating some Quest protein chips is what I'm eating.
05:46:35.000
Each bag has pretty good macros, 19 grams of protein.
05:46:53.000
Yeah, I cook for myself, for proteins, something like that.
05:47:03.000
Yeah, I don't think I've got I don't think I've got these.
05:47:27.000
select your hero damn they're not on the other team Yeah, we won that because our tank wasn't trash.
05:48:05.000
Helping those in need is its own reward Five three Oh, Maren, you gotta get this.
05:48:44.000
Followed you If I tried Yeah, I should have this jump down I think I'm here last Okay, yeah, I just watched you just drop it Tracer got me two dead on her team though We should have that You my camera?
05:49:44.000
Okay All right, let's go Oh You got a shot, she got a shot All right, that was bad window, that was bad window, that was bad window
05:50:11.000
We must try to do it, deploy Let's go, let's go.
05:50:18.000
Alright, I'm running our other DPS. I made it work though.
05:50:29.000
only run And just pop me Are you back in for the hell I'm a high ground Okay.
05:52:19.000
Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with
05:52:35.000
a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window. Come back with a window.
05:53:24.000
You and me, we're off angle the sh*t out of the team. - I'm gonna show the shit out of their team. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:53:29.000
Why they think you're carrying me, because I'm pocketing you.
05:53:35.000
They're like, oh yeah, for her to get- for him to get pocketed?
05:55:13.000
I'm on point, I'm on point Yeah, I'm okay Back up, back up, back up I'm hacked I'm cheating, I'm cheating Oh, got you.
05:55:45.000
I'm cheating I'm hurting their confidence They got hog, they got hog now.
05:57:48.000
Honestly, we went away What the fuck man We have 13 man I Yep, I just increased it.
05:58:18.000
Oh my god, that's the best match I have all night.
05:58:49.000
He did get his witch of staying in the same group.
05:59:15.000
Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
06:00:44.000
Don't stand in still You're going too far tanked Back up a little bit.
06:01:55.000
gotcha he's easy with the harsher penalties I would leave any damn game He probably lagged out.
06:03:48.000
You jump down and I wouldn't put myself out of place.
06:04:36.000
We're really holding these kids four and five, bro.
06:05:09.000
Just run I kind of need your pocket Well, I kind of...
06:07:29.000
You're gonna be with him and I'm gonna be with- You'll be with the same.
06:08:03.000
Oh my god, they also want to win Right Oh my god *Want to be a game that we're
06:08:28.000
in* *Want to be a game that we're in* *Want to be a game that we're in* *Want to be a game that we're in* *Want to be a game that we're in* He lost Myron I think.
06:09:02.000
I just died I'm shooting the sword I'm shooting
06:09:45.000
I don't know why I'm... I don't know why I'm...
06:11:15.000
This Glock kid said easy when he went eight and seven.
06:11:25.000
*Squeak* Play of the game Kid went eight and seven
06:12:02.000
Let me make sure I fucking avoid him as a teammate so we don't get him on our team so I can fuck his ass up next game.
06:12:20.000
They win a game, 4 and 5, and do the less damage and die the most in one game.
06:13:07.000
But stay close to me, and we might manage it anyway.
06:13:37.000
- Team week, venture on their team week. - All of our back ones are in there today.
06:13:55.000
- The mortality signal gets more. - Help, I need help.
06:14:09.000
No, Susan, good thoughts about fini guess what?
06:14:51.000
Back to one. Back to one. Back to one. Back to one. Back to one. Back to one.
06:15:21.000
Go heal the ball You got the objective Get over here.
06:15:43.000
Just kill me, my Jennifer You are so anteed I got window.
06:17:08.000
They're chasing you in that room, but I can rev it.
06:19:03.000
Oh, and look at the flag that he has on this fucking thing, of course.
06:20:45.000
This dude is not doing fucking damage on our team.
06:20:57.000
Alright, I'll use this one down and then I'll switch.
06:22:27.000
Oh Oh Oh Holding you up Fall one Fucking bomb Scrub
06:22:47.000
They're tracking Fall on the left Round of healing Fuck his ass up Healing you up I hear footsteps
06:23:50.000
We're gonna carry this Sari fucking Israeli, let's go!
06:24:16.000
I'm just sitting here flying around hoping the best.
06:25:39.000
I mean, I was gonna say, I mean, he's just calling out with me.
06:28:40.000
select your hero bro is your chat turn turn into a fucking Sneakostrain?
06:29:36.000
Hey, bro, you're kind of ass-ass, that Widow, bro.
06:30:49.000
On so behind what should the car push the car question on the high ground?
06:31:07.000
About 100 HP. You can do 100 HP in 5 seconds, bro.
06:31:31.000
Mercy one, Mercy one up top behind you I got him but I'm dead here I'm dead.
06:31:50.000
I go out on my turns So you got nano I mean, you got visor?
06:32:30.000
"Tract your visor activated." We need to watch that res when we're doing this.
06:33:20.000
Ball week, ball week, ball week, ball week, ball week.
06:34:25.000
I know it's three and five because you can't do anything.
06:34:49.000
You see your GM? Bro, where's your GM? It's another challenge.
06:35:33.000
Bro Be alive boys My main's actually delusional I could move some of the things Ball 1.
06:35:52.000
one get you on social week up top can't you want to get you one
06:36:10.000
the payload is approaching its destination It's not over yet.
06:36:29.000
The others are coming back, but I don't know if it's winnable.
06:36:35.000
I don't know who's purple, but someone's purple.
06:36:37.000
Nice pulse bomb It was just the two of us, so I was kinda hoping that we could have had this Bro, you're trash.
06:37:00.000
He was getting diffed big time by the other ball.
06:37:13.000
I'm making sure we don't play Odeniger again, bro.
06:37:41.000
He said he's a fucking GM. Nah, he's a cat bro.
06:38:29.000
Nope, we just have that DPS! He wasn't terrible.
06:39:02.000
Alright, I'm gonna go into team chat and hope for the best.
06:39:32.000
This guy is fucking stupid Stay alive, boss Her tank is in hella trouble Yeah, man Bro, he's a fucking idiot, man He's doing this on our team, bro.
06:39:50.000
Bro, why the fuck would you push up like that, man?
06:39:53.000
Like, we're trying to heal you to point us in a bad position to fucking heal you, bro.
06:40:09.000
Just play the fucking game and stop fucking dying.
06:40:25.000
- Clearly the game isn't going good for you, bro. - Okay, get back up a little get back up a little bit so we can get you.
06:43:05.000
Axel, I hate to say it, bro, but we need shield, bro.
06:43:29.000
It's time to go to the moon that I beat you on me.
06:43:33.000
It's time to go to the moon that I beat you on me.
06:43:35.000
It's time to go to the moon that I beat you on me.
06:44:55.000
You on the point Oh my god, man This fucking ball, man!
06:45:53.000
Rest, rest, rest, rest, rest, rest, rest, rest.
06:46:20.000
Any of these push maps are just dumb as fuck Also this guy's a main ball He's a bitch as fuck I got EMP, I got EMP.
06:48:14.000
Just as sheep must have a shepherd, Nimbani must have me.
06:48:31.000
I've been through more of these than I can count.
06:51:22.000
I need healing This is dumb I'm coming back, we have one healer Take him out
06:51:52.000
That'll tear your ass Where smoke, there's fire Step right up No way I need healing in here Got a bird in your side Can I see you, bro?
06:52:53.000
Enemy crack out of my way or I'll run you over there, my might.
06:54:23.000
Yeah, but nano is definitely much more valuable than...
06:55:07.000
Yeah, guys, I'm still up on chat because I go hard in the paint, baby.
06:55:10.000
Well, it's that or spend the rest of my life passed out in various times.
06:55:24.000
Kree, you're over there by yourself a little bit.
06:55:50.000
No, he's not chasing- No, you need to stay with your teammate, Meryl.
06:55:56.000
and you can kill a car oh and he heals see man see you're all alone now yeah i can't keep so alive somehow okay i'll come back i got hacked oh i got hacked oh i got hacked
06:57:12.000
Oh just punched his fucking face in They're both anti-nated Oh, I'm sorry.
06:58:07.000
Boy, you're some kind of social justice warrior.
06:58:12.000
I just don't want you screaming in my fucking head.
06:58:53.000
Taking care of you Tell me when they use sleep I'll punch you Bad guys Hug me please I'm on you, I'm on you Is that a hog?
06:59:08.000
It's hog Okay I was with you but I didn't see that you had a hog there I didn't tell you there's a hog.
07:01:19.000
Oh, hog on the way, hog on the way, hog on the way, hog on the way, hog on the way, hog on the way.
07:02:57.000
If you want, come get in game and when will you want me?
07:03:05.000
I would not send them for the way I hope you've put up it.
07:03:41.000
Oh my god, I've never seen a master of my life!
07:04:38.000
Daddy's you need in there All right And he's that guy
07:07:03.000
He's protecting your body with the shield, dude.
07:07:57.000
I'm following you, I'm following you, I'm following you.
07:08:46.000
We do the wrong thing at the fucking wrong time.
07:08:52.000
Every fucking time I know that look Mending an old wound.
07:11:07.000
Well I'm saying he's gonna shoot you in the back when she killed me.
07:11:22.000
I don't know why you go tracer and die so fast in the beginning.
07:11:41.000
Yeah, because we switched wisdom for mouse folder.
07:12:09.000
*Taking the objective* Listen, please don't die.
07:12:37.000
*Taking the objective* *Taking the objective* My guy used Winston against Daryl.
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I was, like, right below that, and I guess I died.
07:13:23.000
Not sure mine plays Asian, dude, because friends or what.
07:13:28.000
Ah, no, we got the fucking Israel in our team again, man.
07:16:36.000
Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
07:16:43.000
I'm moving payload. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.
07:16:50.000
No, I know, but if I don't, then nobody's gonna move.
07:18:25.000
I don't know how the side is alive but he is Yes Someone has to keep you alive Holy crap
07:19:11.000
I'm on fire Never mind And we're making sure We're making sure Oh, let's go!
07:19:36.000
That every time you feel baby Heroes never die Heroes never die Thanks for the help You are completely here Not orders for the boss Where's the famous song?
07:19:56.000
I will stay Use my sights Get into the field Shit Shit
07:20:22.000
The night is young You're going to be Spam You're going to be Spam Big step The Junker Queen Stand with ya Taylor The Reaper on the right.
07:21:39.000
60 seconds late Bro, someone get the soldier please Heroes never die I need healing Reaper coming up on you.
07:23:02.000
Bro, is Dark-Ass still there? is Dark-Ass still there?
07:24:44.000
Help him 1K. Stay with me in a ver- I was- Rebron you guys!
07:25:57.000
You don't gotta fucking watch me stream if you don't like this game, then, motherfucker.
07:26:58.000
Reaper's probably gonna teleport up top and drop down on us at all.
07:27:02.000
No, he's on me I'm going on top Honestly, you sound
07:27:52.000
This man said the true master will win every game in the planet Fucking trash bro Bro, show your game attack.
07:29:00.000
Like, I don't know why you're over here watching if you don't like the content.
07:29:04.000
Like, what the fuck is wrong with you, you weirdo?
07:29:07.000
Like, some of you motherfuckers, bro, I wish I ran into you guys in real life so I could smack the fucking taste out your mouth, some of you fucking idiots, bro.
07:29:12.000
Tell me all there's some fucking retarded, stupid, low IQ fucking morons, bro.
07:29:20.000
Guarantee you're a triple chin fucking loser neckbeard fuck with sweat stains and your fucking t-shirt, you bum.
07:29:27.000
You probably haven't worked out in four weeks, you fucking loser.
07:29:31.000
What you consider working out is going on a fucking treadmill for 20 minutes.
07:31:36.000
I just threw a little bit of heals on the tank.
07:31:38.000
Your team has taken the lead Minus weak, minus weak Heroes never die Team Jaxx A new record Regenerate Let them up I am the high-tech on performance Missing directions
07:32:06.000
Please, get along Get out of the way, please Excavation initiation We have to get him back We can't be fucking Gantaz Feel free I'm here I'm here Everyone's getting better
07:32:32.000
Alright Yo Gantz, you need to switch bro You need to fucking switch bro How about I try that again?
07:33:12.000
Holy fuck Motherfucker always dead bro Oh my god Well, can't res that Eh, reslepon, reslepon Ah, I don't have it.
07:35:00.000
It's weird sometimes, when you go to res, it doesn't show you there, so it's like, either if I'm too close to you or too on top of you, I can't res you.
07:35:16.000
Well, no, no, no, actually, my place got Earthquake.
07:35:54.000
venture behind you bro dumb bitch and save them all about time to get a blade of scrub Mercy trying to run- Mercy!
07:36:22.000
That warms the bones. - Bet you're behind us with the mercy.
07:36:39.000
I guess help you Someone has to give you a life That's better.
07:37:06.000
Yeah, just look me Don't worry about my teammates.
07:40:26.000
And then our last game, who was that fucking tank on our team?
07:41:18.000
You're gonna play a random person one-on-one on fucking chat, bro?
07:41:28.000
I will 1v1 this motherfucker off stream and I'm gonna record it and send it to everyone in the chat.
07:41:35.000
That's fine, but who gives a fuck about this kid?
07:41:50.000
He said the real master never lose any game in the plat and the gold.
07:42:09.000
It's this Chinese name, AA9066. I didn't flick it!
07:42:16.000
I had you man Don't care it's not worth it I add you already, man.
07:43:44.000
Open your fucking profile Let's go The payload.
07:44:46.000
Take him out They've got a turret You're completely healed They're alive for us Heat check, affirmative
07:45:16.000
Field destroyed I come behind you guys Look at this lock tart Oh my god.
07:47:19.000
I'm the cream of the crop Take those hostiles They look secure They're gonna catch him Someone has a pistol right?
07:47:33.000
Yeah We could A check Affirmative Go get him Everyone's getting better You're not a bird Tactical vider activated Heroes never die I'm on fish You picked the wrong
07:48:03.000
And we're making progress Stay alive for me Let them out That's a victory Look at us What a team It's high time Stay here Stay here
07:48:33.000
Stay through Stay through A-dee-ah Well, leave on the...
07:48:37.000
Receive my name Receive my name Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Let's just stick with the payload.
07:51:15.000
I'm gonna kill, I'm gonna kill, I'm gonna kill. - -
07:51:59.000
Keep running, keep running, keep running, keep running.
07:57:39.000
*Sounds of pain* Why did you wait for the heal?
07:58:16.000
another day another battlefield stick with me and you'll climb straight to the top let me show you how it's done this guy still not opens for five I'm empowering you.
08:00:12.000
I killed you, I killed you, I killed you, I killed you!
08:00:57.000
Nice pocket in there! - Four, three to three, switch.
08:01:15.000
Oh, I didn't even check if this account can now do...
08:01:36.000
76 needs to hard carry because the rest of the team is suffering.
08:02:18.000
This is probably coming from a person who's never had a pocket in her life.
08:02:46.000
Up top, behind us, is either Reaper or somebody.
08:02:56.000
On him Keeping this Roadhog alive Should have been down.