She Hired A WITCH To Put A Spell On Her Ex?!
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Transcript
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After our edition, we're joining a bunch of lovely ladies.
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Whether it's the FreshFit account on Instagram or my Unplugged Fit or Freshman CO right now, they are down.
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And then also, yeah, that's pretty much it, man.
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We got eight girls on the panel, seven new girls, and one hasn't been on in a while.
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And, uh, girls, DM me Aaron C. Parkson on IG. Shout out to the merch gang in the chat.
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Shout out to you guys for tuning in, especially on RumbleStream.
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Ladies, please don't send me paragraphs once again.
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Just show me your face, some, you know, how you look like, you know, because chat likes to roast you girls.
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And also, too, next week, We got brand new hours.
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I'm going to keep announcing it throughout the week.
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Now ladies, if you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, your body count.
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I'm from Jacksonville, Florida, and I live in Fort Lauderdale.
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I'm from Jacksonville, Florida, but I live in Fort Lauderdale.
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So my mom's real estate business, I'm basically her sidekick.
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Okay, how's the education level complete at high school?
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Yes, but I recently graduated my acting and modeling program.
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I am Jamaican, Cuban, Irish on my mom's side, and then I'm Dominican, Puerto Rican, Native American, and black on my dad's side.
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I moved here about 10 years ago, so is that considered native?
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I do property management, but change it up to some cam dirty business, but hey.
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Okay, so do you still do the property management or no?
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Yes, like a preacher by day and a fucking dirty fucker prostitute by night.
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I know, but we had to do it all the way through.
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16 years, so I'm a bachelor in criminal justice and a minor in psychology.
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I moved to Poughkeepsie when I was 17 years old, which is about 35 minutes away from Manhattan itself.
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But yeah, I live in Miami for about two months now, and I'm a bartender slash bottle girl slash manager of bars.
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I've worked in the hospitality industry for about eight, nine years.
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I left when I was a junior in high school and I got my GED about a couple years later.
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Okay, so you got a GED. All right, so you do got a diploma.
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I work in the hospitality, but in the hospital.
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My stepdad, he's been in the picture for like 20 plus years.
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I was born in Algeria, which is North Africa, raised in France.
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And you came straight from Algeria to Fort Lauderdale?
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You said Algerian and what was the other thing?
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Do you own it by yourself or is it like a family-run business?
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In Paris, Paris-Dauphine, the university over there.
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I am a brand development manager for a delicious tequila, but I am using that to fund my dreams, which is paramedical tattoo.
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Okay, so high school is the most completed then.
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I thought she was going to say not or something.
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If you're Puerto Rican, you get pregnant easily, and I've not seen it fail yet, where that's a rule, but hey.
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Calgary for 11 years and then the last year before I moved to Miami and Vancouver.
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All right, so I guess we could hit the first question.
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So what we'll do, guys, is we got a question that we're going to read first, and then we'll get into the chats and everything else like that.
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All right, just waiting for one more to come back.
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What is the craziest thing you've ever seen a woman do for a man?
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So, for example, maybe extravagant, maybe insanely, like, wow, why did she do that for a man?
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Like, what'd she do that was, like, crazy for a man?
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We should say, the question would be, what's the most psychotic thing you've ever seen a girl do to a guy?
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Um, like, I don't even know how to say it in English, but, um, like, um, I don't even know how to say it in English, sorry, I, like, juju, you know, you know what I mean?
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Like, like, pay somebody to do, like, like, some type of, like, dark things.
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Um, not sure, but it's, like, some dark magic, you know, when you pay somebody.
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Yeah, but what was the angle of this magic spell to, like...
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It's like, I think I remember that it was if you bring me, like, one of his boxers or something, like, they, like, do, like, some kind of, like...
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I think that's the craziest I've seen, but other than that...
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Yeah, there's a school of thought where you can bring someone's piece of, like, hair or maybe something about them, and they can, like, do a spell because they're going to fall in love with you.
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If I remember correctly, it was like around $350.
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I think that was $350 for like the ingredients, and then it was more money for like the actual...
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Damn, bitch's rod dropped the rack to fucking get her man fucked up?
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You got $2,500 to attack, but you gotta pay $2,500 to get him to attack.
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And you gotta make two sacrifices to get that nigga on the field.
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What's the craziest story you've heard or done yourself with an ex?
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I've had one of my friends really, like, one of their boyfriends apparently watch her do, like, large toys.
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Yeah, like, he had a fetish about, like, watching her...
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Well, no, we don't want the weirdest thing that he did.
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We're looking for the most psychotic thing of females.
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So, I mean, that for me is, like, crazy as hell.
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What is the most psychotic thing you've done or girlfriend has done to a guy?
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So, a friend of mine found text of a man with another girl and she shaved his head during the night.
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He was sleeping and she just shaved like the middle part.
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No, no, I'm saying like, what did he do when she woke up and she's cutting his head?
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Just like, pulling up to the house unannounced.
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I mean, it could be you or someone you do know.
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Probably like, you know, fucking somebody within the same family, within the same brother or cousin or uncle.
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So therefore, that's probably the dirtiest shit I've seen.
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I've been seeing a lot of people who, when the bare minimum is not the bare minimum, they need to do more, they do that.
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No, but one of them still with that other twin to this day, even though the other twin was in a relationship with her for five years prior.
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I think that's fucking the same bloodline, baby.
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Most psychotic thing you've done or a girl you know has done?
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I like going to gay strip clothes because I know that a stripper works hard for their money.
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And I like to have my steak and wine at the same time.
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So I was with someone, and we hung out, we did Zennies, we did coke, we were dirty as fuck with the dildos, all that fucking toy playing.
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So I was about to drop him off at the stripper joint where he was going to work.
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That same moment, the bitch came to my fucking car and started hitting my car with her fucking iPhone.
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The stoplight stops and I tell him what the fuck's going on.
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She tells me, He tells me, yo, like she's a crazy girl from whatever.
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I didn't know that bitch was behind me following me.
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You can't stop a fucking mango-colored car, bitch.
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Once I stopped, I didn't know this motherfucker had drugs in his car.
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When I stopped in the middle of the highway, the bitch comes out with all these cops around us and says to me, the bitch has drugs in her car.
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He had a black bag of drugs in his car, in my car, and I didn't know he had that.
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So when we stopped in the middle of the road, This motherfucker puts his drugs underneath my car and says, don't move.
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The cop understood me and made us move to the Walgreens on the other side.
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In the meantime, the bag stayed underneath my car.
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And the drug stayed in the middle of a four-way street.
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So in the meantime, I get out of my car and at the same time I was wearing this I was looking like a prostitute, motherfucker.
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The bitch, because she pulled my hair out of the car, she left part of her driver's license in the car.
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He picks up the black bag in the middle of the intersection.
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I tell him, look, I don't want to deal with this shit, motherfucker.
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So after that, the bitch followed me for a little bit to try to find me.
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I've never dealt with a crazy bitch the way I dealt with a fucking hallucinated bitch like I dealt with that that day.
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Logistically speaking, I got so many questions.
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Because first you said we were doing everything with dildos and everything else like that.
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So there was nothing sexual on this particular day.
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No, there was a lot of sexual on that particular fucking day.
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I dropped them off after we fucked around for two goddamn days.
00:29:16.000
So you start off the story saying we were doing things with dildos, whatever, and then you're driving him to the club.
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And then as you arrive at the club, a woman smashes her iPhone against your car and he says, take off.
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So how did you run her over and then she's able to miraculously get through the window and then hit you?
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So when I got to the strip club and dropped him off, he told me, look, I got a crazy bitch.
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So before we were hanging out for a couple of days, he told me, the bitch knows that your car is in front of my house.
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Because like, honestly, I've never dealt with- You said you were going to the club first.
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Like, that's precisely why your story doesn't make sense is because I am listening.
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Then now you're saying your car was parked at your house.
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Then you said she somehow got her arm miraculously into the window and grabbed you by the hair.
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And then you were driving somehow and still hitting her like this.
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I didn't give enough information for you to understand.
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I just want to make sure that everybody understand.
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I just want to get to the part where Miami cops let you go.
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I've never had that in my life when the cop just let us go.
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But I guess they had an emergency and they just let us go.
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And then you said the cops were behind you chasing you.
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But then you're miraculously able to get the drugs underneath your vehicle unbeknown to them.
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No, let me, I literally, he did it behind my back, love.
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How did he do this while you were running from them?
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We stopped and he did it when we stopped before the cops touched our area.
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So he put it underneath and he said, don't move.
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The car was, the drugs were under the car, and that was it.
00:31:35.000
When he said to move, he said to move when the cops moved first.
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When the cops moved first, he said to move and I moved my car.
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The drug stayed in the middle of the interstate while we were dealing at the Walgreens with the cops.
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Yeah, I don't know what happened during that time.
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All I know is that the cops, when I got out of the car, she grabbed her ID. She grabbed everything.
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It doesn't make chronological sense and it doesn't jive.
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If you don't understand it, just tell me what you don't understand so I can tell you.
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There's almost 20,000 people watching right now and they're all saying, what the fuck is she talking about?
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I found out she had a stupid, crazy girlfriend.
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She grabbed my hair and we went through a high-speed chase.
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How'd she grab your hair when you ran her over?
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Because you specifically said you ran her over first.
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Then you said she proceeded to get her hand in and grabbed you by the head.
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Me, personally, I don't really, like, do, like, toxic stuff, like, on my own.
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Like, I say, like, I shut up at somebody's house.
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But I have the, like, I have the right intentions.
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Like, I was like, if they don't answer the phone, after this one time I call them, I'm pulling up.
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I got a rock in the event that the girl is crazy or the girl that I thought was there was crazy.
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But, so yeah, I pulled up, and lo and behold...
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Like, I rode up real quick, and I look in the window, and there's a girl in there.
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She's taking pictures of his phone, sending it in the group chat and stuff.
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Like, I wouldn't have rode the bike if he wasn't that close.
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Like, that's OD. Did you lock it up by a tree when you were doing this?
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Like a, like a, it was like a thousand dollar bike.
00:35:57.000
I just, I've been riding bikes since I was a little girl.
00:36:02.000
So, what happened when you, uh, she took a fucking trek over there.
00:36:09.000
She thinks little old me is going to do something to her.
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I'm not like, I just want you to get out the house so I can go in the house and we can go to sleep and everything will be fine, you know?
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So eventually, because like I said, that wasn't my boyfriend, like...
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I don't want to be the first one to use bad words, but we were just fucking.
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But, like, you can't, like, me, like, I get attached.
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So it's like, if you do it, you're my boyfriend.
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And then it's like, after the fact, he was like, okay, like, you're crazy.
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Just so I understand this correctly, because it's been hard to understand stories tonight.
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No, he was asleep while he didn't answer the phone.
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But he didn't answer the phone as the bottom line.
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So you decided to get a rock and ride your bike to his house.
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And then you encountered another female there and you told her to leave and then you slept with the guy that night.
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She cried because she thought it was going to do something.
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I was basically saying, like, through the window.
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I was basically telling her, like, you know, you can't really...
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You can deal with anybody else, don't deal with him, because I'm dealing with him.
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How long have you guys been seeing each other at this point?
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Literally, like, three weeks, and that's why it's crazy.
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Like, the good outweighed the bad, but he moved to Alabama.
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But no, honestly, like, he wasn't even that type of guy to like, like, he, I don't want to say he was dirty, but he wasn't like, his hygiene wasn't there.
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So that same night, I literally brought him a care package, too.
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If you get a text to somebody, if you have sex with them, like, if you, like, having, like, oh, let's fuck sex, and then, like, okay, buy sex, like, I don't do let's fucking buy sex.
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No, that was OD. That was OD. I'm sorry, I'm an actress.
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Just know you're getting a crazy one on your ass.
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Even if you're dirty, you can smash, so that's good.
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And then it was just like, I'm over here acting crazy.
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I'm over here acting crazy, but I don't get like, I'm not the type of like crazy person.
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Like if I'm in a relationship, I want to be like, let's be peaceful.
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He did a voodoo on you and you don't even know.
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None of them ever done anything crazy, kind of?
00:41:11.000
I mean, I hear stuff on the news, but that's not people I know.
00:41:17.000
I have a story to tell, real quick, about something I did.
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She will represent me, so her story is my story.
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Yeah, I did something like a little kind of like, you know.
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I mean, that's kind of important for the story.
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Working together at Walmart, so you know how that shit goes.
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And then like, you know, I got attached, right?
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How long were you guys talking to each other for?
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Yeah, we was talking or whatever, and that was cool.
00:42:55.000
When I found out he quit, the day I found out he quit, I was like, what?
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I tracked down another Walmart that was near his location.
00:43:44.000
So when you met at Walmart and you guys were seeing each other, he told you, I have a girl, but we're not together.
00:44:02.000
So you went right up to her and told her you were pregnant.
00:44:10.000
You told her a co-worker at your Walmart or her Walmart?
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So you told this random employee to tell her that you were pregnant with your ex-guy's baby.
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Like, what time is he clocking when he gets here?
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Why don't you just deliver the message directly to her?
00:44:45.000
She didn't want to stay at the Walmart all day long.
00:44:48.000
Did you ever confirm if your message is actually delivered?
00:44:50.000
Yeah, she texted me and called me and I told her.
00:44:52.000
Oh, you left your phone number with the employee too?
00:44:57.000
What happened was the guy ended up calling me and was like, what are you doing?
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You know, like, you got to step into that villain mode just at least one time.
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Going above and beyond, that's really important to do.
00:46:10.000
Well, in a past relationship, I actually had to get a car put in my name because the guy I was with couldn't put in his name.
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So I went ahead and went to the tag agency and did that.
00:46:27.000
So you put the registration under your name, but not the purchase of the vehicle, like the lease or whatever under your name?
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I guess he already bought it, but for some reason he needed to put my name on it.
00:46:43.000
Why would he need to put your name on it if he already owned it?
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I think he wasn't supposed to have it or something at the time.
00:47:06.000
Did you ever deal with any consequences for doing that for him?
00:47:11.000
And eventually he put it back in his name, so it was all good.
00:47:24.000
Honestly, I'm not even about to sit up and act like I spent a whole bunch of money on this care package.
00:47:50.000
They sell actual jewelry there, but I wasn't spending it.
00:48:19.000
Basically, it was a flea market to buy him jewelry.
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I bought him some wife beards, some socks, boxers.
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So, above and beyond is how you feel emotionally with a person.
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So, for me, I did flower petals on the floor to follow to the bathtub, candles.
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I became the man when it came to the relationship.
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It's okay to give a bouquet of roses to a man, to tell him that you love him like a woman should.
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Look, when you have beautiful moments with someone...
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Yeah, during those times we look at the good moments with someone.
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We didn't work out because at the end of the day, I realized, I realized, and it wasn't about cheating.
00:49:52.000
What he did, what he did was he wasn't mad enough for me.
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He let me become more of a sugar mama, more of a woman that would provide for him.
00:50:04.000
The times that my birthday, he forgot my birthday, bro.
00:50:10.000
How the fuck do you forget your birthday before or after you did the rose petals?
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How the fuck do you have to write give Rosa flowers on your palm of your hand to remind yourself that you need to give your girl flowers?
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And by the time I broke up with him, I was 27, he was 20.
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I went to a point of depression in my life with him.
00:51:30.000
That motherfucker now has like 300 in the bank.
00:52:15.000
800 credit score is nearly fucking impossible to accomplish.
00:52:24.000
If you open a business, your credit score is not 800.
00:52:36.000
Okay, so it didn't work out because you were the provider for him.
00:52:41.000
I just got tired over time after me giving him what I wanted.
00:52:47.000
The problem is when a woman gives what a man...
00:52:50.000
So you treated him the way you wanted to be treated?
00:53:05.000
When's the time that you went above and beyond for a guy?
00:53:12.000
My vision of going above and beyond for somebody, especially a loved one, is for, like, some things you don't agree on on a regular basis.
00:53:19.000
Say, this is my life, but I don't agree on something like this for my life, but you agree on it for you.
00:53:29.000
It's like you get put on to reading books so you don't read books.
00:53:34.000
I'm not going to sit here and read a fucking book, bitch, for nobody.
00:53:52.000
Okay, but I'm just saying as an example, I would do things that...
00:54:10.000
I do things that I'm not into, but my significant other's into.
00:54:13.000
I do things that they're into because they're into it.
00:54:25.000
All I'm trying to say is you gain a significant amount of fucking hobbies after being with someone that you love because they have that type of hobby.
00:54:33.000
If I'm going to do something I don't like doing because I love you, That's going above and beyond for me.
00:54:45.000
So if I'm spending my time doing something you love because you love it, that's above and beyond.
00:54:53.000
The question was, name a time that you went above and beyond for a man, and then you kind of went about it in a roundabout way and said something about reading a book.
00:55:02.000
No, I'm saying for an example, that's something that I enjoy to sit there.
00:55:12.000
I'm capable of reading a book, but I don't enjoy doing so.
00:55:16.000
So you went above and beyond for reading a book?
00:55:18.000
So say that was an example that you're taking and you're dragging from here to there.
00:55:32.000
Name one time that you went above and beyond for a guy.
00:55:40.000
I thought you were saying, like, name things that you can do to go above and beyond, but I didn't hear that question.
00:56:04.000
So you can't think of a time that you would clean up on the ground for a guy?
00:56:59.000
Just name one thing you did when you went above and beyond for a guy.
00:57:02.000
I would make the argument that giving a guy fellatio isn't really above and beyond because that's typically standard in a relationship that a woman does that for a man.
00:57:11.000
So can you give us an example of where you went above and beyond?
00:57:21.000
I feel like everything I fucking do was above and beyond for my niggas.
00:57:37.000
He was a fighter, he was a boxer, and my mother had just been diagnosed with cancer the week before.
00:57:42.000
So that was probably something I can think of that I was like, damn, I went above.
00:57:48.000
The things that I would have done as a human being, as a female, I would have been like, that's my family, I had to stay here.
00:57:57.000
Six hours to see him perform that he could have done a thousand times after that.
00:58:08.000
That was my first, yeah, that was a long time ago.
00:58:14.000
I think it was that familiar time with that relationship.
00:58:17.000
It was more like we had a difference that we both kind of understood.
00:58:27.000
I was 17 when I got in the relationship and I got out of it when I was like 20.
00:58:53.000
Can you name an example of where you went above and beyond for a guy before?
00:59:17.000
A bottle of Jack Daniels and a Whataburger gift card for Valentine's Day.
00:59:27.000
A Whataburger gift card and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
00:59:41.000
For the audience that doesn't know, Whataburger is a chain restaurant in Texas.
00:59:47.000
It's like a functional equivalent to McDonald's.
01:00:05.000
What's the time you went above and beyond for a guy?
01:00:08.000
Okay, so I went above and beyond multiple times, like a lot.
01:00:11.000
But I would say the most, it was like that year when no one was working.
01:00:18.000
So I was like paying his rent, going shopping for him, doing kind of everything.
01:00:42.000
No, I was doing something outside another business.
01:01:22.000
So you were paying his rent and taking care of him.
01:01:32.000
And then you broke up with him shortly after, I'm assuming?
01:01:51.000
Yeah, I'm convinced when girls tell each other stories, they don't really listen to each other, bro.
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Because when you actually listen, there's no way that you could sit there and be like, wait, hold on, and not ask follow-up questions.
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No offense, because all of you guys have given nonsensical stories.
01:02:06.000
Most of y'all have given stories that don't make sense.
01:02:08.000
And it's funny, because when she gave that crazy story before...
01:02:12.000
No one actually admitted that they didn't understand it.
01:02:26.000
Yeah, but the purpose of hearing the story is to understand it because when you understand it, you're able to kind of identify with it more.
01:02:32.000
But when the story just goes on for too long, I don't have the attention span.
01:02:35.000
So eventually I just start being like, yeah, yeah, okay.
01:02:46.000
So yeah, in your situation, because like you're saying that you went above and beyond paying his rent and utilizing your dog food business to do that.
01:02:57.000
No, I mean, the dog food business, I had it for four years.
01:03:04.000
And then did he get back on his feet to get a job?
01:03:08.000
Yeah, I only took care of him for three months.
01:03:21.000
We were fighting a lot and his job was just too much for me.
01:03:45.000
I won't list the mafia, but I probably know who it is.
01:03:59.000
This is not a real story, just if the feds are watching.
01:04:10.000
Someone I know was like, ugh, you know what I got you, babe?
01:04:19.000
How'd you go above and beyond, hypothetically, here?
01:04:22.000
Hypothetically is like I did something I was really not supposed to do.
01:04:27.000
I mean, my friend did something that she wasn't supposed to do.
01:04:34.000
Your friend committed a crime and you lied on her behalf.
01:04:48.000
They didn't deserve to go down for the crime they did, so I helped them out.
01:04:55.000
Just out of curiosity, hypothetically, of course, do you do it by not speaking to the police or lying under oath?
01:05:18.000
I just did something illegally that I wasn't supposed to do.
01:05:23.000
So change the subject and move on to something else.
01:05:31.000
The question was if you did anything great for someone.
01:05:50.000
I do nibble in both ways but this instant it was for a guy.
01:05:55.000
I was dating this guy for five years and he got into some stupid stuff over a he said she said and he told me the story about it and I was like that sounds like it's like that sounds legit.
01:06:11.000
I feel like that's the most, like, you know, down thing that I've done.
01:06:23.000
That is not illegal so we can talk about it because I want to know about something.
01:06:33.000
Okay, so I was dating this fucking guy, and he did a sudden snatch on a girl, and he was about to go to jail for it, and I was dating him.
01:06:51.000
It was a bad deal, and the girl charged him for something, and it was a bad deal.
01:06:55.000
So, like, he gave him, he gave the girl the cash, and they snatched it back from her, and still took the merchandise.
01:07:28.000
And then the girl had a truck full of this furniture that he's selling.
01:07:42.000
It was not in the conditions that she had initially said.
01:07:46.000
So when he went back to confront her, she's like, oh, well, the deal's done.
01:07:56.000
And then still left with the truck full of, like, shitty merchandise.
01:08:03.000
I was just stupid in love, and I'm like, oh, that sounds like...
01:08:08.000
Like, no, he definitely deserved whatever he got coming from him.
01:08:11.000
But at the time, I thought he was, like, a decent person.
01:08:14.000
And I thought, like, oh, no, he really needs, like, this help.
01:08:19.000
So he felt slighted by her because she false advertised her...
01:08:24.000
And then he went ahead and took her car that had all the furniture in it and the money.
01:08:29.000
They had load up all of the truck that he brought with her stuff.
01:08:40.000
So once he got and saw the merchandise, he's like, okay, no, this is not what we agreed on.
01:08:47.000
So they went back and argued, and I guess that's when he snatched the money back.
01:08:54.000
And the merchandise, because he left with the frickin' merchandise.
01:09:14.000
Was it the city of Miami police or Miami dating?
01:09:24.000
Aren't we on the topic of what's the craziest shit you've done for a man?
01:09:38.000
They came to my mom's and my dad's house, and my mom calls me like, why do I have cops coming to my house?
01:09:51.000
You weren't even there, so what does it matter?
01:09:58.000
If I would've gotten caught, I would've been doing jail time.
01:10:10.000
I swear on everything I love, the interview was on the phone.
01:10:18.000
It was pandemic, and the interview was on the phone.
01:10:20.000
Oh yeah, I was gonna say, it wasn't around that time.
01:10:26.000
I swear to God, they called me like, Zoom during COVID, definitely.
01:10:39.000
They be telling people they have to do 50 years in jail over Zoom.
01:11:49.000
Listen, you're talking to like seven different other females.
01:12:00.000
I hope everyone says, you're fucking beautiful.
01:12:08.000
The relationship actually doesn't hurt, it's the situation.
01:12:15.000
I'm actually really glad and I'm happy that it ended.
01:12:58.000
The fact that the relationship ended, it's okay.
01:13:10.000
And she can tell another story that everyone else has.
01:13:17.000
I laugh because I really don't think it's worth crying over.
01:13:24.000
Okay, so since it's not that crazy of a situation, why do you leave you then?
01:13:35.000
I basically couldn't take more shit from his sister.
01:13:39.000
And he's the type of person that puts family...
01:13:42.000
I'm the type of person that when you get into a serious relationship, your family happens.
01:13:52.000
Basically, I was taking a lot of shit for a long time.
01:14:07.000
Was this the first instance where you guys fought?
01:14:11.000
He won it the first time and he said like if you fight her again, you're done?
01:14:17.000
Okay, and then you did it again and then he broke up with you?
01:14:44.000
It was just a lot of stuff that I'd rather not talk about.
01:15:01.000
Just like a lot of like humiliation and like comments.
01:15:43.000
She doesn't want to talk and you're pushing it.
01:16:36.000
I don't want to talk about her when she's gone, but she was talking.
01:16:53.000
So you guys didn't understand the story either?
01:17:02.000
I'm sitting right next to her, so she's kind of getting to the point, but it wasn't really...
01:17:24.000
So we let the girls talk and continue on, so you can say what's going to happen.
01:17:38.000
Yeah, so anyway, with the sister, normally when a sister and a girlfriend are adversarial, there's a problem.
01:17:48.000
She, well, like, I really just, like, don't feel comfortable, but it was just basically a lot of issues, a lot of things that happened over time.
01:17:55.000
I respect that he puts her first, that's like, but I don't want to compete with that.
01:17:59.000
Like, I want somebody that's going to put me as a priority, you know, and especially when I was the one being the provider, like, paying all the bills and taking care of everything, pretty much.
01:18:13.000
It happened and it's actually good that it happened.
01:18:18.000
Granted though, I will admit to you that when you're taking care of the man and then a family comes first, it's like, yo, what am I doing here?
01:18:28.000
I'm actually glad that it ended because it had to end.
01:18:41.000
Yeah, yeah, guys, we're going somewhere here, man.
01:18:51.000
Mo, give us the background on this video while Bill pulls it up.
01:18:54.000
This is actually about a woman who not just goes above and beyond, but going through Instagrams, trying to find a family, trying to see who's family, because she's really interested in this guy.
01:19:07.000
She'll be like, okay, but I can't just come up to him.
01:19:09.000
See, what I'm going to do is I'm going to go to who he's following.
01:19:12.000
To whom I follow that person, to who his mother might be, and where she likes to go to, where I can see the mother, where I can meet the mother, where I get to know the mother, to possibly get with the guy.
01:19:28.000
Guys, do me a favor, if you don't mind, let's go to Rumble to watch this video, because it's getting close to the time.
01:19:33.000
It says that it's lagging a little bit right now.
01:19:36.000
Yeah, let's watch the video first, and then we can do a transition.
01:19:40.000
But yeah, someone's saying that it's lagging a bit.
01:19:47.000
A really cute guy at the grocery store the other day, so naturally I followed him to the checkout counter, and when he gave the cashier his credit card, I peeped it to see what his name was.
01:19:57.000
And then I googled him and found his social media profiles, and I was able to tell that he was single.
01:20:03.000
So I went through his friends list, and I found his mother's page.
01:20:07.000
And then I looked through his mother's page, and I saw that she was a member of this book club that's in my area.
01:20:16.000
So I went to the book club meeting and I met his mom there and we bonded over some books that we both liked and she just thought I was so nice and I brought it up randomly in conversation that I was single and she let me know that she had a son that was single also that lived in the area and maybe it would be cool for us to get together and chat sometime.
01:20:35.000
So I gave her my number, which she gave to her son.
01:20:38.000
And this morning he texted me and asked if I'd like to get together this weekend and do something.
01:21:06.000
I guess we'll hit up with the next question now.
01:21:13.000
So, after this video, do you think it was appropriate for her to go that far for a man?
01:21:26.000
It's a bit of a reach, but I don't necessarily have a problem with what she did.
01:21:38.000
As long as it's not illegal, then yeah, whatever.
01:21:45.000
I think, you know, I feel like she did too much a little bit.
01:21:53.000
If he wanted you like that, trust me, he would have came.
01:21:56.000
You don't have to go find his family and start doing weird shit and join book clubs.
01:22:09.000
Can she make the argument that you did too much by pulling up on a bike?
01:22:42.000
I think that you reach, I think that that would be a red flag.
01:23:03.000
It's kind of a red flag and a little bit weird.
01:23:06.000
Just a little bit OD. If it's meant to be, it'll be meant to be.
01:23:12.000
You don't think lying about a pregnancy to a random person is also...
01:23:30.000
And just posting a video about it before going on the date.
01:23:33.000
He's going to see the video and be like, oh, that's all you did to find me.
01:23:43.000
First of all, you should have pride into a guy liking you just because he saw you and like, okay, like, wow.
01:23:50.000
Maybe he didn't see her though at the grocery line.
01:23:59.000
I don't want a guy liking me because his mama says so.
01:24:03.000
Realistically speaking, how would you make it happen organically?
01:24:07.000
Well, normally I've had most success as chilling at bars.
01:24:15.000
But this guy was at a grocery store and he wasn't at a bar.
01:24:21.000
Have you seen that movie with Mean Girls where they drop a pen and they do this not...
01:24:36.000
I would drop something in front of him so he can see this great arse that I got.
01:24:48.000
Do you honestly think that a guy would be more open to approaching you after you bend down in front of him?
01:24:55.000
After I drop something in the grocery, I would hope so.
01:25:00.000
But it depends on the type of guy that you're trying to attract.
01:25:01.000
I think he would be like, wow, look at that ass, and she's shopping for the food that she's about to cook.
01:25:09.000
There's, like, knowledge that's, like, very sexy and, you know...
01:25:13.000
I just think that it'll, like, relay the message.
01:25:15.000
Do you think he's actually gonna approach you because you dropped the pen and...
01:25:35.000
Any kind of guy or girl, because I shoot both ways.
01:25:44.000
If I got a vibe from you, I had my first everything with a girl.
01:25:53.000
We actually talked about this earlier before this show, and I still prefer men on a serious relationship.
01:26:08.000
It's more on the emotional stability-wise, right?
01:26:12.000
So with a woman, you have to carry each other's emotional instability.
01:26:19.000
Hopefully, if you pick the right one, he comes already with that assertiveness, like, you know...
01:26:34.000
So would it be fair to say that you think men provide more value in relationships than women do?
01:26:48.000
I mean, overall, from everything, you said emotional stability was one, but...
01:26:58.000
I haven't met a woman yet, and I would love to meet her, but I haven't met a woman yet that could, like, every single, you know, box.
01:27:08.000
Yeah, as far as being emotionally intelligent, as far as being on her...
01:27:24.000
So real quick, so you think that story was OD, and then you would have dropped the pen in front of him and bent over.
01:27:33.000
I would've done something flirty-ish to like get his attention.
01:27:40.000
To see if you would actually like pull that guy from...
01:27:44.000
Yeah, can you demonstrate how you would actually go about...
01:27:50.000
I'm going to drop the pen and I want you to pick it up.
01:27:59.000
I'll move out the way and I want to see how you actually do this.
01:29:02.000
I think the most it's like, I don't know, ask people if they know him, that's it.
01:29:07.000
Alright, for all the girls that said that was too much, I want to see how you would go about getting the guy if you were behind him in the register.
01:29:16.000
How would you go about getting the attention if you thought that was too much?
01:29:34.000
You really would just pretend that your friends...
01:29:40.000
Okay, if I find somebody attractive at the grocery store, and I don't know who this person is?
01:29:56.000
I would just come up and be like, hey, I think you're cute.
01:30:01.000
When's the last time you've done that in your lifetime?
01:30:34.000
I can't remember what I said, but I was the one that came up to him, for sure.
01:30:41.000
What about you, how would you go about, since you said that that was too much, how would you actually go about getting a guy when you're behind him at the grocery store?
01:30:50.000
I don't know, I think, I get shy if I like somebody, so I would just like, maybe just look at him and that's it.
01:31:05.000
It's like, how is he supposed to know that you like him?
01:31:13.000
You said you haven't been, how long have you been single for?
01:31:24.000
It's easier for her because she doesn't have to...
01:31:28.000
Just look this way because she doesn't have to move her neck because then it's awkward.
01:31:31.000
Yeah, look at him because I'm over here on the other side, bro.
01:32:02.000
Well, the question is, how would you like a girl to come up to you?
01:32:08.000
If you were at the grocery store and a girl likes you, how would you like her to be?
01:32:17.000
I already did a whole demonstration you guys called me.
01:32:20.000
So I need help as in like what do you guys want from me?
01:32:28.000
I mean, I'm not hating on the fact that she, like, got the mom info and stuff.
01:32:42.000
Well, she told her ex that she was pregnant through another one.
01:32:53.000
I'll probably make eye contact some way, somehow.
01:32:56.000
And then probably ask a question about something.
01:33:06.000
You want to do a grocery store thing right now?
01:33:14.000
He's going to be in front of you at the grocery store.
01:33:17.000
I want to see how you would go about talking to him.
01:33:36.000
Do you slap your pineapple before you buy them?
01:33:39.000
Do you spot the watermelon before you buy it, baby?
01:34:00.000
So what would you do in the wintertime when it's not watermelon season?
01:34:09.000
You would go up to him and say you slap everything else except for watermelon?
01:34:12.000
I would say, um, see, fuck, let me think, let me think.
01:34:19.000
Something that would make a nigga want to talk to me if I say something.
01:34:22.000
As in, like, you know, like, if I get started in a conversation, I don't like it, I'm leaving.
01:34:27.000
So, therefore, like, how would I want him to interact with me?
01:34:30.000
I have to say something that I think he's into.
01:34:43.000
So you guys, like, look like you guys check out girls together?
01:34:48.000
The question was if I saw him shopping and I wanted to raise him up while I'm shopping myself, I would look at what he's shopping at.
01:34:56.000
I was about to say, like, if you saw a season girl, I'd check out a nice ass.
01:35:01.000
I think I'm going to pick the same one that you're picking.
01:35:07.000
I immediately thought about some girl's ass walking by.
01:35:30.000
So if you were shopping for, let's say, blueberries, what would you say?
01:35:37.000
The big juicy ones or the small little sweet tart, little hard johns?
01:35:48.000
They might have the same aftertaste, but they don't taste the same in the beginning, baby.
01:36:04.000
I want to see you pick him up and then we'll go to you.
01:36:11.000
If you could take your headphones off coming to the front.
01:36:14.000
We're going to have you reenact how you would actually do this.
01:36:28.000
They don't have shop rights here in Miami, but that's an East Coast thing.
01:36:36.000
I was going to say Pathmark, but they don't exist either anymore.
01:36:45.000
Publix, I'll say, since we're all here in Florida now.
01:37:14.000
So, okay, first, keep the mic close to you like this, and then...
01:38:03.000
Remember to keep the mic close to your mouth so that the audience can hear you.
01:39:12.000
You said I could do better, so I'll take that shit.
01:39:15.000
Once you called her body whack, I said I'm not standing up.
01:39:25.000
Listen, so I'm not getting your number, none of that?
01:39:56.000
Basically, if you were approaching me like that, honestly, I'd laugh my ass off.
01:40:17.000
You would say that for the camera, but you'd be coming home with me.
01:40:33.000
You're going to come home with me, baby, and don't play like that.
01:41:49.000
You're paying for some shit and she's like behind you.
01:41:57.000
How would you go ahead and initiate the conversation?
01:42:07.000
Aren't you trying to figure out, like, which blueberries should I get?
01:42:11.000
I mean, I'm in the Teach Hanley owl, the, you know, the hair products and shit, and skin products.
01:42:19.000
Oh, wait, no, actually, I was looking for something else.
01:42:45.000
Her job is to get your attention and get you to be attracted to her.
01:42:51.000
So you're in line as a dude and now she's got to come up to you.
01:42:55.000
Your back is to her, remember, so she's got to somehow get your attention and get you involved.
01:43:01.000
So everybody be quiet, okay, so that she can focus.
01:43:14.000
I'm just trying to figure out, like, which brand should I buy?
01:43:17.000
Should I buy the organic brand, the regular brand?
01:43:27.000
Like, you seem like you work out or something, healthy.
01:43:30.000
So I'm just trying to figure out, like, which one should I get?
01:43:56.000
I'm just trying to figure out which is which, but are you seeing anyone by chance?
01:44:33.000
Oh, you have the crystals and everything, okay.
01:44:34.000
Well, let's lock in, like, get my number, Instagram, let's connect.
01:45:21.000
You ain't seeing her later, you're seeing her now, nigga.
01:45:56.000
She's gonna win because she got the booty shorts on.
01:45:59.000
Oh, Chris, I thought you wanted to get this thing going.
01:46:31.000
So he's looking at some stuff right now by the counter.
01:47:24.000
Okay, so your type is BBC? Whatever you want to call it.
01:47:42.000
Oh, I thought you said, I don't know, I dead thought you said tenkits.
01:48:08.000
I want to get your number and stuff, obviously, but like...
01:48:24.000
Some girls be out here, you know, they belong to the streets.
01:48:32.000
You get down like that, like you talk to a couple people.
01:48:47.000
I elect girls who want to follow the world, you know what I'm saying?
01:48:52.000
If you don't follow me back tomorrow, I'm going to follow you.
01:49:15.000
I don't know what that is, but yeah, we're gonna go.
01:49:40.000
If you want to hang out with me, I'm just saying.
01:50:03.000
A loft, good views, you know, some drinks afterwards so we can probably light someone.
01:50:19.000
Well, you know, people, we, you know, touch it.
01:51:04.000
You didn't go yet, but you have boyfriends, so hypothetically, how would you do it?
01:51:10.000
I would just say, hey, you're cute, can I have your Instagram message?
01:51:22.000
She's the only one here that's in a relationship, okay?
01:51:31.000
She moved differently because she's in a relationship and we're not in a relationship.
01:51:33.000
Okay, well, we'll give her the benefit of the doubt.
01:51:36.000
Alright, some chats here and then we'll close up.
01:52:00.000
Most women are capable of love because love is defined as the highest form of understanding.
01:52:05.000
As most women don't understand, men, if you ladies disagree, then describe one...
01:52:11.000
Love in one sentence and how would you slow show it to a man?
01:52:15.000
Well, to be honest, Nick didn't answer earlier.
01:52:24.000
I have a son in my life, so for me, it's like, what do I do to show that love?
01:52:32.000
Well, I think, honestly, it depends on what aspect they're talking about.
01:52:37.000
Do you want me to wake up early for you before you go to work, cook you breakfast?
01:52:41.000
Nigga, you bring rocks to people who tell us this, bro.
01:52:55.000
Trey, ladies, what does it mean when you tell a guy that you are not feeling the connection you had hoped for?
01:53:02.000
And is that a permanent decision regarding him?
01:53:06.000
He says feeling the connection you hoped for is not there.
01:53:14.000
Like, for me, it's kind of like a connection that you know right away.
01:53:17.000
If you don't feel that connection, it's just going nowhere.
01:53:25.000
Because, like, she likes dick, so she was, like, crazy about dick, so she felt a connection.
01:53:31.000
No, but three weeks and then you pulled over his house?
01:53:34.000
Well, it was like an attachment, you know, like...
01:53:37.000
Because if you just fuck to fuck like how you said, like, I don't do that.
01:54:00.000
I don't, you know, like, I just don't do that kind of mess.
01:54:04.000
Like, I'm just, you know, like, I just don't do that kind of mess.
01:54:08.000
Like, if he's not cutting it, he's just not cutting it.
01:54:14.000
I feel like after two or three days, the connection is like if you can love with you, if I like your personality or something.
01:54:33.000
Whenever we lose connection, yeah, I just don't feel emotionally attached to you.
01:55:01.000
You said something about emotional unavailability.
01:55:07.000
Because I feel like me personally, if I'm talking to somebody early on, when you first meet somebody, that's their representative stage according to people.
01:55:18.000
Guys will come and talk to me and be like, oh yeah, I want to do this.
01:56:01.000
Um, it just means that I'm not attracted anymore.
01:56:19.000
That's why I spilled some fucking, fix the camera, man.
01:56:26.000
Generally speaking, in most cases, who do you think usually is responsible for divorce, breakups, and the husband or boyfriend or the girlfriend?
01:56:39.000
So, who's responsible in the breakups and divorce?
01:56:41.000
The husband or the boyfriend or the wife or girlfriend, ladies?
01:56:48.000
For husbands and boyfriends, raise your hand for breakups, you think?
01:57:03.000
Chris26 says, Myron, I know you like this question.
01:57:07.000
Ladies, including myself, who is the most attractive and least attractive woman on the panel?
01:57:23.000
Christian Vera, we have here an off-topic question from Myron.
01:57:27.000
I know going to college for the field isn't required, although I am.
01:57:33.000
What advice can you give to me in pursuing the career at M18? Love what you guys are doing.
01:57:38.000
If you want to work for the FBI, DEA, or Homeland Security, you want to be a special agent, you should get your bachelor's degree.
01:57:44.000
And get an accounting or something, or a language skill.
01:58:10.000
What is the difference between wanting something versus deserving something?
01:58:13.000
Follow up, what are the qualities slash characteristics of a woman who deserves to be courted versus one that does not deserve to be courted at all?
01:59:05.000
I'm saying don't be like that, because you definitely know.
01:59:35.000
So, at the end of the day, if I don't wanna get married, I'm cool, I'm chillin', right?
01:59:39.000
But if I'm fuckin', that's a flex, because, you know, I just wanna fuckin' pump a dump and whatever.
01:59:47.000
You get married, it's an ultimate commitment, an ultimate win.
01:59:52.000
The real flex is having a show that you can get a dump.
01:59:56.000
So, you'd say you have to choose somebody, so we don't, we choose dirt, like, we have to choose someone, too.
02:00:01.000
You don't choose people, you choose who you can get.
02:00:08.000
That was the most ignorant thing I've ever heard in my life.
02:00:10.000
You can't even fucking pick him because he doesn't want you.
02:00:29.000
I can't really hear it because it's Myron's headphones.
02:00:34.000
You can't, like, you personally, if the guy that you want is not going to choose you willingly because he has to get on his knees, he has to pay for the ring, he has to, you know, actually do the work.
02:00:45.000
It's so much work to get down on one knee, baby.
02:00:49.000
Like, how much work do I do to get down on one knee?
02:00:52.000
Why do you talk like you said you're red or you're black or something like that, bro?
02:01:00.000
I think I already answered that in the beginning, right?
02:01:03.000
You get too fluctuated and you get too fluctual and you're like, okay, how much is your body count?
02:01:16.000
You keep talking and I'm trying to answer your questions.
02:01:32.000
But at the end of the day, bro, it's like, men have to improve.
02:01:36.000
But if you're 31, if you're plus, like, you're 25, right?
02:01:55.000
Okay, what are you doing currently to make that happen?
02:02:05.000
What are you doing personally to achieve a family?
02:02:20.000
What are you doing currently to attain a boyfriend, a.k.a.
02:02:42.000
If you're not sanctioned here, you're not going to be sanctioned somewhere else.
02:03:05.000
Do you think being single means that you're not worthy of having somebody?
02:03:11.000
No, not for you, like for a woman or like in general.
02:03:13.000
No, because most women want to be in a relationship with a guy.
02:03:19.000
So it's like the older they get, it's like guys gonna sit here and say, oh, you're 31?
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And then before you know it, it's like, oh, baby, where are you at?
02:03:31.000
They're not going to take you seriously because older women are easier.
02:03:33.000
I don't think especially older women with kids, bro.
02:03:37.000
You always want a busy woman until you get one.
02:03:41.000
I swear to fucking God, you always want a career woman until you get one.
02:03:48.000
Because you get one that's like busy on her shit.
02:04:01.000
You think you're addicted to magic or something, though.
02:04:06.000
I'm going to keep this short and simple, all right?
02:04:10.000
Raise your hand if you've been pumped and dumped.
02:04:41.000
By pump and dump, do you mean like As in you hit it and you're like, oh, I'm never hitting it again.
02:04:54.000
Yo, we like boss baseball single kids and 31 years old.
02:04:57.000
We like girls who talk over us and blah, blah, blah.
02:04:59.000
Oh, we like girls who pop to our house with fucking rocks and shit, you know?
02:05:08.000
That's why that nigga moved all the way to a whole other state.
02:05:20.000
Let's just finish because we've got so much chat here.
02:05:24.000
Jaleel, I swear, if I had a dollar for every time a girl said I feel like on this show, I'd have enough money to pay for however much FNF charges to have a fan on after hours.
02:05:36.000
Professor Sharmuda says, uh, yo Chris, please stop bringing these hopeless Sharmudas from the soup kitchen.
02:05:41.000
Anyways, reading from Fresh, Professor Severus Snape 2, Jar Jar Binks 3, Breast Cancer 4, Unpaid Icy 3, Colored Creature 2, Anal Yeast, what the f- Which one am I? Which one am I? I need to know this.
02:06:13.000
El Ozil says, shout out to Adriana, the baddest honey in the room.
02:07:00.000
Also, the pen drop trick is from Legally Blonde.
02:07:09.000
And then Mike T says, ladies, is your guy having higher intelligence than you, a turn-on, or intimidating?
02:07:23.000
I find, no, a man that can teach you something is one thing, but if you know something more than what I know.
02:07:33.000
Real Trump says, Yo FNF, I don't normally dabble in the dark, but that girl in the middle of the table gave me some jungle fever.
02:07:45.000
All right, uh, Rumble Rants, or, uh, cancel the club?
02:07:48.000
Jalissa says, Myron, please cancel this cracker, barrel, deep, web.
02:08:15.000
And she still decided to come out here and be the most, alright?
02:08:19.000
So, chat, as you guys know, we warned the girls, but...
02:08:23.000
Yeah, Chris does a very good job of warning the girls beforehand, before the show, what to do, what not to do, so that's all on her.
02:08:28.000
And, uh, Chet, listen, man, I know you guys are, uh, L panel, L this.
02:08:35.000
I don't, you know, determine what the fuck they were gonna talk about all this shit.
02:08:47.000
Y'all whack as fuck too with your little stupid comments.
02:08:49.000
This is why they're like this, chap, because you guys still fuck, man.
02:08:53.000
If any of the niggas send you in DMs, send me a screenshot, bro.
02:09:10.000
Somebody was saying something about the questions we asked?
02:09:20.000
No disrespect, but you did say something about the questions not being...
02:09:38.000
Y'all in the comments are kind of, you know, like you can do grossly better, motherfuckers.
02:09:43.000
I think that's why Chris says don't look at the chat.
02:10:03.000
Would y'all ever consider doing a podcast with no Fugazi?
02:10:18.000
Fresh, call one of your baddies to go on rotation to handle us.
02:10:21.000
This nigga Chris probably did a line of coke and was butt chugging Henny out of someone's ass.
02:10:32.000
That's that guy that don't get nothing at the club.
02:10:35.000
I see Saitube says, without Myron, y'all gonna have to change the name to Fresh and Grits.
02:10:44.000
LeVon says, sorry Myron, I hope you're not tired.
02:10:46.000
Ladies, what makes you above average if you think you are?
02:10:49.000
The fact that I don't give a fuck if you think I'm a bud average or not.
02:10:57.000
Or probably I believe in the spiritual aspect of life.
02:11:04.000
Well, not even religiously because that's a big word.
02:11:09.000
How many of you in here think you're above average?
02:11:42.000
Every time Chris brings out on a rug muncher, he has to throw away a bottle of Henny and can't drink for the next three after hours.
02:11:53.000
So you're saying if I bring on a rug muncher, I have to throw...
02:12:04.000
Don't wear a bottle of Hennessy and not drink for the next three after hours?
02:12:12.000
No one brings girls, new girls, every fucking week, three times a week.
02:12:17.000
Listen, if you guys dealt with them for two hours, imagine me dealing with them from 9 a.m.
02:12:23.000
To give Chris's credit, he does put in the work and his team.
02:12:58.000
Punisher says, to a 35-year-old chick with the saggy tits.
02:13:30.000
That was from the girl in the corner, by the way.
02:13:34.000
Wall of Yemen says, this is why the girl in the video did it the right way.
02:13:38.000
Having the mom introduce will probably get her relationship.
02:13:41.000
Doing it the way these girls did it will most likely get you from...
02:13:51.000
Because I would never go through the mom, but maybe that might be the secret.
02:14:07.000
The first impression being from my mother is different.
02:14:20.000
A 20 train says, when was the last time you did drugs?
02:14:23.000
Ladies, how ghetto are you on a scale of one to five?
02:14:28.000
To the girl that says baby every two seconds, drink every time you say baby.
02:14:40.000
Doctor says, name the countries other than the USA, Mexico, and Canada And don't repeat what other girls say.
02:15:26.000
I think I said it wrong, so I'm gonna try again.
02:16:40.000
So it's going to make it harder by the time it gets around here.
02:16:51.000
Now I'm trying to think because I was going to say Brazil, Colombia, Australia.
02:17:03.000
I'm going to say something very disrespectful, but I'm not going to say that.
02:17:05.000
One of the rules is to be respectful, but then one of the little sounds is calling people stupid.
02:17:18.000
So if you're saying, okay, no, nigga, fuck you.
02:17:23.000
It's one thing, but be respectful in a certain sense.
02:17:33.000
That girl who left, she was being disrespectful.
02:17:53.000
The whole show, you've been boring as fuck and started saying you're here right now.
02:17:57.000
And then your personality went up a little notch.
02:18:03.000
Okay, well, I wish I did not invite you because you...
02:18:13.000
Shout out to him, but he deserves better because he's brought at least what?
02:18:17.000
Raise your hand if he brought you on the panel.
02:18:29.000
Listen, it's your face, it's your personality, all right?
02:18:34.000
I don't know what's going on with you, but it's a podcast where we're fucking lit.
02:19:44.000
Jerome, this panel wins the award for the most abysmal thumbnail I've ever seen.
02:19:49.000
Y'all look like those CD Puerto Ricans that get the check first.
02:20:11.000
Tertra Trove says, ratings from right to left, 1 out of 10.
02:20:34.000
Let me tell you, I really do build linebackers.
02:20:56.000
You guys keep saving lives over here from these holes.
02:21:18.000
You definitely look like my left titty, Emiliano Muka.
02:21:25.000
You're a virgin, and you look like my left titty.
02:21:27.000
He responds to you and says, America's fucking doomed.
02:21:29.000
I've been watching the show for three years now, and from almost 30Ks, girls, none of them has told my goal to be a mother and wife, but they all look like a bad-fused pussy STDs.
02:21:49.000
Like, nobody wants to be your baby mama either.
02:21:55.000
CyberBollick says, WFNF, going out to catch this one on the replay, currently watching the H3 debate, dealing with my girl crying, saying, who let this thing reproduce?
02:22:06.000
His girl can't get in through the first door either.
02:22:13.000
You can't keep casting stupid, boring, ugly bitches.
02:22:27.000
I just wanted to say y'all are some great inspiration for punk bitches.
02:22:38.000
Jagal Bag says, I've lost brain cells listening to these fucking stories.
02:22:50.000
The fact that I don't give a fuck if you think I'm special or not, motherfucker.
02:22:56.000
Bandy says, like these, Myron wishes he was back at HSI. Is that true?
02:23:10.000
PJMe says, yo, you got a room full of ditzy earheads, crybabies, but I thought they're all queens.
02:23:16.000
Like, that girl third seat from Fresh should give her some of her balls.
02:23:33.000
A girl that doesn't date short men or a guy that doesn't date fat women?
02:23:46.000
If you had to choose one gender, is it the man or woman that's shallow?
02:23:53.000
So dating a short man, I mean, you have to have a little bit more qualities.
02:23:59.000
You gotta make me laugh in order for me to be with you, who's under 5'10".
02:24:07.000
But what I'm saying is, the other way around, you have to be more shallow to be, I mean, shallow, there's no more shallow in that situation, let me tell you.
02:24:14.000
She's the only one that can speak for us, she's the tallest one.
02:24:27.000
Okay, so you have never fucked a short guy before.
02:24:45.000
If it's going to be a one-night stand, that means that all my physicalities need to meet up to the bar, baby.
02:24:50.000
I'm not going one-night stand you if I don't like you like you to the point where I want to fuck you right now.
02:24:56.000
I want you to take your clothes off and fuck me right now.
02:24:57.000
So if Kevin Hart wants to meet you right now...
02:25:20.000
It's fine because guys like me know how she is.
02:26:21.000
Hey, yo, Chris, thanks again for donating to the church the other day, man.
02:26:40.000
He was a teacher before, in case I didn't know.
02:27:37.000
He's a producer, so his friends are going to be like, yeah.
02:27:38.000
Why do I feel like communication is so hard for you to disconnect when it comes to an ex?
02:27:43.000
No, I mean, they want me because it's like, yo, like, good.
02:28:15.000
I hear a position open a petition for a crisp and fresh episode as host.
02:28:27.000
Vasquez says, After enough good episode with Thor, changing my life for the better.
02:28:34.000
That was a really good episode about getting into trades.
02:28:54.000
And if you want to know what no one wants you, they just ejaculate, evacuate your teeth, bitch.
02:29:05.000
But why are you sending your son's dickiness in the conversation about a virgin?
02:29:10.000
The only man that has to talk about his son's dick is a virgin.
02:29:26.000
Okay, ladies, we're going to do last thoughts on the show.
02:30:00.000
And that part is, guys will be in a DM. Oh, I love the way how you was quiet as fuck.
02:30:19.000
I wish we could have talked about some more deep stuff, but regardless, like, it was still a vibe.
02:30:30.000
Yeah, because I just felt like it was just too much going on earlier.
02:30:39.000
You admitted earlier that you have attention deficit disorder.
02:30:43.000
ADHD? Yeah, you met her earlier, you have a problem with paying attention.
02:30:46.000
Everybody got ADHD. No, when it's about nonsense or bullshit that doesn't matter, I'm not listening to you.
02:30:51.000
After three minutes, five minutes, I'm zoning out.
02:30:54.000
So the bullshit was with the girls or with Mara and Crush?
02:31:06.000
So, girls, raise your hand if you disagree with what the girl who left was saying, more or less.
02:31:13.000
So why didn't you say, hey, girl, like, be quiet?
02:31:22.000
I'm glad someone noticed that I talked my shit.
02:31:28.000
And if she would have did that with me, She was trying to ask me on a date.
02:31:42.000
I think that you guys are doing fucking amazing things.
02:31:45.000
Even if it's dark, y'all make people laugh, okay?
02:31:51.000
Listen, y'all should be proud of yourselves, okay?
02:31:58.000
By the way, I will come again and again and again and again.
02:32:34.000
Is that, like, number-wise, I'm a three and a four?
02:32:49.000
Especially while I'm in your city, you and my city, yeah.
02:33:03.000
We working, listening to y'all on my headphones.
02:33:34.000
If I have to be honest, I really liked it, but can I come back for a different panel?
02:33:54.000
I saw y'all video with the doctor on the panel, some rappers on the panel.
02:34:11.000
Girls, when you come on, we ask you, hey, look, ask questions, as well as me, Myra, and Fresh What's Quiet.
02:34:17.000
You girls have every right to say, bitch, shut the fuck up, you know what I'm saying?
02:34:30.000
I think all of us need to sit here and understand that we allowed that shit to happen.
02:34:37.000
Because listen, if I said something, I don't think that me and her, I would be woken up with her.
02:34:46.000
And then, no, thankfully that someone shut that shit down.
02:34:48.000
But I think that Esther, from the front, she was just trying to be, you know, lovable and she was trying to be respectful.
02:34:58.000
But you know how some people get in front of the camera.
02:35:00.000
You, I saw you in the backstage and you thought you were saying you were friends with her back there.
02:35:43.000
Okay, so when y'all say, like, actively trying to get a man, like, what can we do to, like, do that?
02:35:56.000
All right, so the fact that you don't know is scary.
02:36:14.000
Because at the end of the day, some girls don't want to listen to a guy.
02:36:17.000
Because if I'm saying, hey, listen, I'm working hard.
02:36:25.000
But if he's paying the bills, he's in care of you.
02:36:34.000
Because guys, girls, communicate better than most men.
02:36:41.000
So if he's trying to talk to you, that's a huge step for him.
02:36:50.000
I'm talking to you and I'm trying to give you my thoughts and you're cutting me off.
02:36:56.000
Give him at least 30 seconds to at least digest shit.
02:37:04.000
Like, if me first were talking, right, and then fresh cut me off all the time, or not fresh, but someone else that I didn't know cut me off all the time, I would punch that nigga in the face, bro.
02:37:15.000
So if you his girl and you can't even fucking listen to the guy talk or communicate, it's like, why are you his girl?
02:37:32.000
Like, actually listen to this guy, and then he's like, damn, man, she's actually a good girl.
02:37:41.000
Like, some of you guys are fucking stupid as fuck, man, because you guys don't understand this shit, man.
02:37:45.000
It's like, you guys, Syria, talk, talk, talk a guy out of your fucking life.
02:37:55.000
So that's how we would actively get a man right now.
02:37:58.000
Like, you don't got nobody to talk to right now.
02:38:04.000
But what do you think you could do better for us, though?
02:38:25.000
To be honest, what he's saying is true, but here's a baseline, right?
02:38:33.000
You choose the wrong man, give him kids, give him the best effort possible, and then you wonder, Why am I so single?
02:38:39.000
So you're giving your energy effort to the wrong people, and as a result, the man that you should be choosing, you don't choose.
02:38:45.000
The guy that's going to take care of you, works a regular job, has money, loves you.
02:38:49.000
We choose a bad boy that's running around fucking other girls, and that's who you choose.
02:38:55.000
Choose the right guy, and if you give somebody your energy, make sure he's actually worth it.
02:38:59.000
Okay, so what happens when we choose the right guy, and he turns out to be a dick anyway?
02:39:13.000
You guys be painting yourself as the perfect guy who made me waste six months of my life.
02:39:24.000
So Father of Time will tell you over a period of time what they're going to do.
02:39:26.000
I know, but I already wasted that six months, bro.
02:39:32.000
No, no, he did it because I know what's the time.
02:39:35.000
I know what guys you like because the way you dress.
02:39:43.000
You show your tits, you have a tattoo, and maybe one of your tits.
02:39:58.000
Listen, but I know what type of guys you like, though.
02:40:21.000
I would still fuck you, but I want someone I'm like, I want to settle down with.
02:40:32.000
But, like, when am I going to meet that person, though?
02:40:40.000
If you want a man, like, sorry to say, you fucked up.
02:40:49.000
Tattoos, you got the nose, you got the whole body, like...
02:41:22.000
So if I have DSLs, I can cook, I can clean, I provide.
02:41:33.000
At the end of the day, man, you will find a guy for you.
02:42:16.000
We'll see you guys on Wednesday for another show.