Smacking Scrubs w- Pro Awkward & China-man
Episode Stats
Length
3 hours and 5 minutes
Words per Minute
55.24854
Hate Speech Sentences
211
Summary
In this episode, the Communists and the Russians go head to head with the Brits in the first round of the Battle of the White House. We're going to take it to the UK and crush them before they even get off the bus. Let's see who's going to win this match up! Who's the better team? Whichever team you choose, we're gonna beat you guys up. Just pay the 2.95 postage and we'll take care of it. I don't care what country you're in, just pay the bill. You're not going to get a better day at the office if you don't pay the bills. We'll see you next week. See ya then. Cheers. -The Communist Party P.S. Sorry for the audio issues at the beginning of the episode. I'm not streaming right now. I'll be back soon. -The Communists -Awkward, the Russian, the Chinese, and the Russian. This episode is a little choppy, but we'll get better next week! - Awkward, The Russian, The Chinese, the Brit, and The Brits. Thank you so much for coming to the fight, we appreciate you guys! XOXO. Xoxo xoxo - The Communist Party of China Xao, the Russians, the British, The Russians, The British, the Americans, the Soviets, the English, the Germans, the Japanese, the Italians, the Mexicans, the Filipinos, the Greeks, the Arabs, the Asians, the Koreans, the Europeans, the Australians, the Africans, the Poles, the Indians, the Kiwis, the Jews, the Egyptians, and so on and so much more! We love you guys. We appreciate you all so much, thank you for tuning in. We really appreciate all the support, we really appreciate it, we are grateful for all the love, support, support and support, and support. Thank you for all your support. We can't wait to keep coming back, love ya, bye bye bye, bye Bye Bye bye. bye. Love ya. bye bye. Love ya, Bye Bye Bye, bye. - The Communists. -P. -Eugene -A.J. -JUICY! -The Crew. -S.O.A.R.Y.O
Transcript
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I'm here with Awkward, the Russian, and China Man.
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So we're about to beat some asses, as you guys know, as usual.
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It's early morning, 6 o'clock in the morning, but you guess what?
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These dudes are about to get work at 6 o'clock in the morning.
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We're gonna destroy some single dads before their job, before their blue call as well.
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Why the fuck do I have an American in my game, bro?
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Don't worry about why you got an American in your game.
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I'm in your fucking front door like Domino's Pizza.
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We can't- the beatings can't continue unless we win.
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Oh, McCree on bridge, McCree on bridge, McCree on bridge.
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Bro, I had that machine gun and I felt invincible.
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The Battlefrog has a name behind the Battlefrog, Awkward.
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I throw games, you got the Avengers assembled over here for you, man.
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I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you, awkward.
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D.Va's about to be out of mech, D.Va's about to be out of mech.
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Send in your fuckin' squads like the whores that you are!
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I don't know how I lived there either, to be honest with you, but...
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Just fake one now, fake one now, fake one now, fake one now.
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Rommarion, Rommarion, Rommarion, you're not safe there.
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Oh my god, yeah, that was so much fucking damage.
00:14:03.000
Hog is with Moira in the garage over there to the left.
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Yeah, stay on high ground, stay on high ground.
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Bastards asleep, he about to die, get fucked stupid!
00:16:17.000
This- this fucking cutegirl66 is a fucking faggot, man.
00:17:22.000
Well, it's pretty recognizable at this point, no?
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Oh, they have eye throw games on the enemy team.
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He's on enemy team, so now we gotta fuck him up.
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Conditions are not optimal for experimentation, but they are optimal for- The boy's gonna get fucked up now.
00:27:55.000
Alright, now we just gotta push it further than that, which we can definitely do.
00:28:07.000
Yeah, yeah, you stay right where you are, he can kill you, I'm healing you.
00:28:50.000
Alright, we're gonna push this shit way faster than these scrubs.
00:31:00.000
This nigga really want me dead, but you're gonna die today, boy!
00:31:16.000
Yo, give me the nano, Hana, if you got it, or no.
00:37:11.000
Oh, we don't have a visor, we don't have a visor.
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I'm trying to get this diva out of me so I can visor.
00:56:15.000
I'm literally no HP. I'm just dropping around this shit.
00:57:26.000
Yeah, he spammed that s**t forever, I told you.
00:57:57.000
Alright, we just gotta get one tick and we win.
01:06:51.000
I'm gonna ulti them here when they start showing up.
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Make sure you scream Allah Akbar when you do that.
01:11:19.000
I just want to switch the team chat and you die.
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Hanzo, Hanzo, across the bridge, Hanzo, across the bridge.
01:11:49.000
Bro, they're in our spawn, these fucking faggots.
01:20:16.000
I'm with you on this Reaper, I'm with you, I'm with you.
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Careful for the Reaper ulti, that's all I'm saying.
01:22:25.000
I've been through more of these than I can count.
01:23:09.000
Pharah's on the left-hand side of where we walked in.
01:24:38.000
Go back Marin, come back, come back, come back, come back.
01:24:39.000
He has no hook, he has no hook, he has no hook.
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Good hook, good hook, good hook, good hook, good hook.
01:29:42.000
Oh shit, Reaper on point, Reaper on point, no Wraith.
01:31:51.000
Dude, what the fuck is this Lucio and our team doing, bro?
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Pharoah 1, Pharoah 1, Pharoah 1, we have no touch.
01:35:01.000
I don't know what that Ken and our team was doing bro.
01:38:10.000
I've been through more of these than I can count.
01:45:10.000
Saying a whole bunch of gibberish in African that nobody cares about, whore.
01:49:06.000
It's the guy that we had that was throwing our game.
01:51:40.000
It's because you shot the sniper at him and he reflected it and it hit me.
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Hit that bitch with a rocket like I'm fucking Hamas.
01:55:40.000
Power means nothing if you do not put it to use.
01:57:18.000
Sigma's weak as hell, Moira, right next to you, bro.
02:01:07.000
You got Myron the black guy, a Russian guy, and then you got fucking the China man.
02:01:53.000
Hey, Brian, it's great seeing you on Academic Stream.
02:01:58.000
I'm going to be covering the Diddy shit tonight, guys, on FedReacts, so be tuned for that.
02:02:09.000
Especially with me fucking not even announcing that I was going to be on.
02:02:15.000
And then we got how many of you guys on Twitter watching?
02:02:21.000
Oh, we got 3,000 of you guys watching on fucking...
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I got to do this on, I think I got to do this on Firefox though.
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I'll share screen with you Ninja so you can see.
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Three days after authorities raided the rapper's homes in Los Angeles and Miami, the 54-year-old was seen having a family night out.
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Combs was photographed at Topgolf in Miami March 28th with his 17-year-old twin daughters, Delilah and Jesse, who he shared with the late Kim Porter.
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And as the Grammy winner, who was father of seven, walked by the paparazzi, he flashed them the peace sign.
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On March 25th, Homeland Security Investigations, HSI agents executed search It's time to dominate.
02:04:51.000
These kids are about to get fucked up on the other team, dude.
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Little do they know who they got on the other side.
02:05:48.000
I did not see that shit there You haven't played support in a long time,
02:15:10.000
These dudes are getting fucked up, man, by the Russian and the Chinaman.
02:15:15.000
You guys are letting them know that communism is cool somehow.
02:17:12.000
Can we get the D.Va out of X like advisor here?
02:21:57.000
I was gonna say that too, designer's not really healing like that.
02:23:18.000
You monkey, you monkey, you monkey, you monkey!
02:24:26.000
Let me die, you fucking African booty scratcher.
02:24:43.000
I'm coming- These fighters don't respawn bro, what the fuck?
02:24:47.000
There's a two healer on- I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
02:25:00.000
They're not supporting their team, so let's just fight by the payload.
02:25:08.000
I mean, you can kill them, sure, but it's fine.
02:25:11.000
Okay, now it makes sense why you aren't getting healed, bro.
02:25:22.000
This is what happens when women play video games, bro.
02:29:14.000
We're fucking all so bad, we're not trying anymore, that's why.
02:30:43.000
Yeah, you better run like the scally dogs you are, faggots.
02:32:24.000
You guys outperformed me on that one really bad.
02:36:43.000
No hook, no hook, no hook, no hook, you can die!
02:37:27.000
Of course, of course uses a gay-ass immortality field.
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At least he didn't leave him behind, I appreciate that.
02:38:09.000
Fucking fat bastard just fucking takes a breather right there in front of me and shit, man.
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They're like, no wonder we're getting our fucking cheeks clapped right now.
02:40:29.000
I'm about to show you a hate crime right now, fag boy.
02:48:49.000
So we can have someone that's not a retard, like the other Mercy.
02:48:58.000
Now we have a competent healer that's not gonna be a fucking retard.
02:50:31.000
Without conflict, there is no future for humanity.
02:57:39.000
Yo, Benji, I don't know what the fuck you're doing, bro, but you gotta stop sucking dick at this game right now.
02:57:58.000
Sorry guys, I have so many things going to go to my house right now.
02:58:04.000
Alright, let's just uh, this will be the last game then.
02:58:10.000
Yeah, I'll focus up, destroy these kids, and I have to go.
02:58:17.000
Yo, Benji, stop sucking dick, you fucking faggot.
02:58:49.000
Awkward on Zen, we about to fuck these faggots up.
03:01:08.000
Two minutes and we continue to punish these faggots!
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I don't got Widowmaker anymore so I'm on the high ground!
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Alright, I'll come back with a visor right now.
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We have three minutes to hold the entire point.
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Now these warriors are always gonna kill someone with his own.
03:05:10.000
Guys, I'm going to be back on FedReacts tonight.
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We're going to talk about the Diddy case, 9 p.m.