Fresh & Fit - March 31, 2024


Smacking Scrubs w- Pro Awkward & China-man


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 5 minutes

Words per Minute

55.24854

Word Count

10,244

Sentence Count

1,963

Misogynist Sentences

248

Hate Speech Sentences

211


Summary

In this episode, the Communists and the Russians go head to head with the Brits in the first round of the Battle of the White House. We're going to take it to the UK and crush them before they even get off the bus. Let's see who's going to win this match up! Who's the better team? Whichever team you choose, we're gonna beat you guys up. Just pay the 2.95 postage and we'll take care of it. I don't care what country you're in, just pay the bill. You're not going to get a better day at the office if you don't pay the bills. We'll see you next week. See ya then. Cheers. -The Communist Party P.S. Sorry for the audio issues at the beginning of the episode. I'm not streaming right now. I'll be back soon. -The Communists -Awkward, the Russian, the Chinese, and the Russian. This episode is a little choppy, but we'll get better next week! - Awkward, The Russian, The Chinese, the Brit, and The Brits. Thank you so much for coming to the fight, we appreciate you guys! XOXO. Xoxo xoxo - The Communist Party of China Xao, the Russians, the British, The Russians, The British, the Americans, the Soviets, the English, the Germans, the Japanese, the Italians, the Mexicans, the Filipinos, the Greeks, the Arabs, the Asians, the Koreans, the Europeans, the Australians, the Africans, the Poles, the Indians, the Kiwis, the Jews, the Egyptians, and so on and so much more! We love you guys. We appreciate you all so much, thank you for tuning in. We really appreciate all the support, we really appreciate it, we are grateful for all the love, support, support and support, and support. Thank you for all your support. We can't wait to keep coming back, love ya, bye bye bye, bye Bye Bye bye. bye. Love ya. bye bye. Love ya, Bye Bye Bye, bye. - The Communists. -P. -Eugene -A.J. -JUICY! -The Crew. -S.O.A.R.Y.O


Transcript

00:00:01.000 I'm not streaming now.
00:00:03.000 Alright Ninjas, I think we're live now.
00:00:09.000 We're gonna start this thing off.
00:00:29.000 Oh, what the hell?
00:00:30.000 Why not hit?
00:00:30.000 Oh, sorry guys, I didn't hit ready.
00:00:31.000 Fucking retort.
00:00:32.000 Alright.
00:00:34.000 Alright guys, welcome to the stream.
00:00:36.000 I'm here with Awkward, the Russian, and China Man.
00:00:39.000 I'm here with the Communists.
00:00:41.000 So we're about to beat some asses, as you guys know, as usual.
00:00:44.000 It's early morning, 6 o'clock in the morning, but you guess what?
00:00:48.000 These dudes are about to get work at 6 o'clock in the morning.
00:00:55.000 As y'all can see, the waves are spinning.
00:00:57.000 We're gonna destroy some single dads before their job, before their blue call as well.
00:01:03.000 Hold on, my bad.
00:01:04.000 Fucking Rumble shit.
00:01:09.000 Rumble is offline.
00:01:12.000 Oh, it's gonna go live here in a second.
00:01:14.000 It takes a second for it to go.
00:01:17.000 Oh, okay.
00:01:20.000 Let me look here on Twitter.
00:01:21.000 On Twitter, we should be up.
00:01:24.000 Yeah.
00:01:28.000 Yeah, we're live on Twitter.
00:01:30.000 Alright.
00:01:33.000 Oh, you know what?
00:01:33.000 Nah, nah, nah.
00:01:34.000 We're gonna punish these kids.
00:01:35.000 I'm playing soldier.
00:01:36.000 We're about to punish these scrubs.
00:01:39.000 Come on, buddy.
00:01:40.000 Let's go, man.
00:01:42.000 Let's fucking knock him out.
00:01:43.000 Let's fucking knock him out, man.
00:01:44.000 Oh, look at that.
00:01:45.000 We got the Englishmen ready to go.
00:01:46.000 You hyped up?
00:01:47.000 Let's fucking go.
00:01:48.000 It's 6 in the morning.
00:01:50.000 Over here.
00:01:52.000 Why the fuck do I have an American in my game, bro?
00:01:55.000 Don't worry about why you got an American in your game.
00:01:57.000 We'll take it over.
00:01:58.000 It's an invasion.
00:01:58.000 It's an invasion.
00:01:59.000 You got a Russian and a China.
00:02:00.000 Let's fucking go.
00:02:02.000 Let's go.
00:02:02.000 It's World War I. Let's go.
00:02:06.000 Let's go, faggots.
00:02:08.000 Let's fucking go.
00:02:09.000 These dudes are about to get molested.
00:02:11.000 The beatings will continue.
00:02:12.000 Let's go.
00:02:13.000 Six o'clock in the morning.
00:02:13.000 I'm in your fucking front door like Domino's Pizza.
00:02:19.000 Oh!
00:02:20.000 Wait, bro, that's fucking Myron, bro.
00:02:22.000 That's Myron.
00:02:23.000 What the fuck?
00:02:26.000 Wait, wait, Myron!
00:02:28.000 Yeah, that's Myron, bro.
00:02:29.000 We fresh a fit gang over here.
00:02:31.000 Let's go.
00:02:31.000 These bitches need to be in kitchens.
00:02:33.000 No, you're joking, bro.
00:02:34.000 You're joking!
00:02:36.000 Wait, seriously?
00:02:39.000 Yeah, man.
00:02:41.000 Oh shit, bro!
00:02:43.000 Let's go.
00:02:43.000 No way!
00:02:44.000 Alright, man.
00:02:45.000 Let's win, man.
00:02:46.000 Yeah.
00:02:46.000 Hog over here with McCree.
00:02:48.000 Be careful.
00:02:52.000 Hog one.
00:02:52.000 Hog one.
00:02:53.000 Get fucked, Hog!
00:02:55.000 You guys got this.
00:02:56.000 You guys got this.
00:02:58.000 Alright, man.
00:02:58.000 What is Ana doing?
00:02:59.000 What is Ana doing?
00:03:00.000 Oh, she slapped me.
00:03:00.000 Ana's one shot.
00:03:01.000 Good finish.
00:03:02.000 Come this way.
00:03:02.000 Come this way.
00:03:03.000 That's Ana, Dave.
00:03:07.000 Two dead on their team.
00:03:08.000 Two dead on their team.
00:03:08.000 Point.
00:03:09.000 Point.
00:03:11.000 And they're getting worked.
00:03:12.000 They're about to get worked.
00:03:13.000 Yeah.
00:03:14.000 The beatings will fucking continue.
00:03:19.000 Hog touching?
00:03:20.000 I hope so.
00:03:20.000 Hog trying to come in?
00:03:23.000 Hog no hog?
00:03:25.000 Nah, we got point.
00:03:25.000 We got point.
00:03:26.000 We got point.
00:03:26.000 I'll stay point.
00:03:27.000 Alright, we got this shit.
00:03:27.000 Let's go.
00:03:28.000 I got you, Hogward!
00:03:32.000 Hog, I'm gonna die.
00:03:33.000 Hog can die.
00:03:34.000 Hog can die.
00:03:34.000 I think it's a girl.
00:03:36.000 Yeah, Qgirl66, you stupid bitch!
00:03:38.000 Get fucked!
00:03:45.000 Oh, I got slept again.
00:03:46.000 I got you.
00:03:47.000 I got you.
00:03:47.000 Thank you.
00:03:49.000 I'm killing everyone.
00:03:50.000 Oh shit.
00:03:53.000 McCree running.
00:03:54.000 He weak though.
00:03:55.000 He's sleeping.
00:03:57.000 Get fucked, McCree.
00:04:00.000 Go, take nano, bro.
00:04:02.000 Take nano.
00:04:04.000 It don't matter.
00:04:05.000 It don't matter.
00:04:05.000 We're gonna punish them.
00:04:06.000 Give it to the Britishman.
00:04:08.000 Let's go!
00:04:08.000 Let's go!
00:04:08.000 Get this bitch!
00:04:09.000 Who's here?
00:04:09.000 Who's here?
00:04:10.000 No fear!
00:04:11.000 No fear!
00:04:11.000 What's up, faggots?
00:04:12.000 Let's go!
00:04:13.000 No fear!
00:04:15.000 I'll be out.
00:04:16.000 Run, run, run!
00:04:20.000 Run, run!
00:04:21.000 Run, run!
00:04:21.000 Run, run!
00:04:21.000 Run, run!
00:04:23.000 Run, run!
00:04:23.000 Run, run!
00:04:23.000 Run, run!
00:04:23.000 Run, run!
00:04:24.000 Run, run!
00:04:24.000 Run, run!
00:04:24.000 Run, run!
00:04:25.000 Run, run!
00:04:25.000 Run, run!
00:04:25.000 Run, run!
00:04:25.000 Run, run!
00:04:26.000 Run, run!
00:04:26.000 Run, run!
00:04:26.000 Run, run!
00:04:26.000 Run, run!
00:04:26.000 Run, run!
00:04:27.000 Run, run, run!
00:04:28.000 Run, run, run!
00:04:28.000 Run, run, run!
00:04:28.000 Run, run, run!
00:04:28.000 Run, run, run!
00:04:28.000 Run, run, run, run!
00:04:28.000 Run, run, run, run!
00:04:28.000 Run, run, run, run, run!
00:04:29.000 Run, run, run, run!
00:04:31.000 Run, run, Alright, let's go.
00:04:41.000 Matrixy, bro.
00:04:42.000 You leave me behind to die, bro.
00:04:44.000 Okay, I'm good.
00:04:45.000 Ah, no, I'm not good.
00:04:46.000 Where's the Matrix?
00:04:48.000 Where's the Matrix, bro?
00:04:50.000 Nah, but you wouldn't have lived, Zarya.
00:04:52.000 He gonna live.
00:04:53.000 I'm here, too.
00:04:55.000 You abandoned him.
00:05:00.000 Zarya.
00:05:02.000 Go for soldier.
00:05:03.000 Go for soldier.
00:05:04.000 Go for soldier.
00:05:11.000 Oh shit!
00:05:12.000 Fuck it!
00:05:13.000 YOLO! Let's go!
00:05:14.000 I got you in my sights too, faggot!
00:05:16.000 One shot, one shot!
00:05:17.000 Get that fucking soldier he's weak.
00:05:18.000 God damn it, bro.
00:05:19.000 He got me.
00:05:19.000 He had the nano.
00:05:20.000 I was lucky.
00:05:22.000 I'm so pink.
00:05:37.000 Zarya is in this stairs over here.
00:05:39.000 Oh no, she dropped down.
00:05:53.000 Okay, good grab.
00:05:54.000 He got no one, he got no one.
00:05:58.000 Zarya won, Zarya won!
00:06:00.000 Oh my god, bro!
00:06:01.000 She's weak as fuck!
00:06:03.000 He got you, he got you.
00:06:06.000 Zarya won, Zarya won!
00:06:09.000 Don't let him arrest, don't let him arrest!
00:06:10.000 Yo, she's 100% charged, man.
00:06:13.000 Alright, she's dead now.
00:06:16.000 Donkey, when you jump, I'll nano you.
00:06:21.000 Never mind, never mind.
00:06:22.000 About damn time you did something.
00:06:24.000 God damn, nigga, useless.
00:06:26.000 Come on, come on, give me the nano.
00:06:28.000 No, go.
00:06:33.000 Get some kills, bro.
00:06:35.000 Go for nano, go for nano.
00:06:36.000 I'm moving this payload, man.
00:06:37.000 I don't know what we're doing.
00:06:38.000 We ain't moving the payload.
00:06:41.000 Fuck the payload.
00:06:43.000 Hey, bro, I'm trying to win.
00:06:45.000 We can't- the beatings can't continue unless we win.
00:06:48.000 Alright.
00:06:57.000 Nice dragon.
00:06:58.000 Battle frog.
00:07:00.000 He's already got no bubble.
00:07:01.000 Third point.
00:07:01.000 I'm shooting her in the head.
00:07:02.000 I'm shooting this- kill this bitch.
00:07:03.000 Dead.
00:07:05.000 McCree won.
00:07:06.000 McCree won.
00:07:06.000 Get fucked, idiot.
00:07:15.000 Mercy dead?
00:07:18.000 Soldier dead?
00:07:19.000 These kids suck.
00:07:22.000 Where are you going, monkey?
00:07:23.000 Where are you going, monkey?
00:07:25.000 I'm going to let the hood.
00:07:26.000 You coward.
00:07:28.000 Alright, get back in there, nigger.
00:07:29.000 Get back in there.
00:07:29.000 Let's go, British man.
00:07:37.000 Hog hog.
00:07:38.000 Over there!
00:07:50.000 Oh, she nano'd the Hog.
00:07:52.000 He has no hook though, he has no...
00:07:54.000 Five seconds over.
00:08:00.000 Hog is weak bottom right.
00:08:02.000 Oh, McCree on bridge, McCree on bridge, McCree on bridge.
00:08:05.000 Much reds?
00:08:08.000 Three, two, one, I'm going.
00:08:10.000 Good champ.
00:08:10.000 I got you!
00:08:11.000 I got you, monkey, go!
00:08:12.000 Fuck on me.
00:08:13.000 Never mind.
00:08:13.000 Go, Myron, go, go, go, go.
00:08:15.000 Alright.
00:08:16.000 Oh, it's lit now, faggots!
00:08:18.000 You all died today!
00:08:20.000 Fuck you, whore!
00:08:22.000 It's one high, one faggot gets killed!
00:08:25.000 Get fucked!
00:08:30.000 Let's fucking go, man!
00:08:32.000 Bro, I had that machine gun and I felt invincible.
00:08:34.000 I was like them niggas from Columbine.
00:08:35.000 They can't stop me!
00:08:38.000 Let's fucking go!
00:08:42.000 Easy, easy.
00:08:44.000 We win.
00:08:46.000 Three to zero.
00:08:48.000 Switching sides.
00:08:53.000 Repair your defenses.
00:08:56.000 Select your hero.
00:09:22.000 They ask, you're the Battlefrog, Awkward.
00:09:26.000 They ask what?
00:09:26.000 Battlefrog?
00:09:28.000 Yeah.
00:09:29.000 The Battlefrog has a name behind the Battlefrog, Awkward.
00:09:36.000 Lowest damage in the game, cannot beat me.
00:09:41.000 Yeah.
00:09:45.000 Battlefrog, your damage is too low.
00:09:50.000 Ah, he's not in voice.
00:09:57.000 I throw games, you got the Avengers assembled over here for you, man.
00:10:02.000 Yeah.
00:10:04.000 Alright.
00:10:05.000 You guys ready to fuck these faggots up?
00:10:06.000 Let's go, man.
00:10:09.000 Yep.
00:10:13.000 Okay.
00:10:20.000 Oh, shit.
00:10:20.000 Soldier, one.
00:10:28.000 Where's D.Va?
00:10:32.000 Is this D.Va drunk?
00:10:33.000 You idiot!
00:10:37.000 D.Va, D.Va up here, D.Va up here.
00:10:38.000 Turn around, Arisa.
00:10:41.000 Thanks, Ryze.
00:10:43.000 Okay, I got you, man.
00:10:45.000 D.Va.
00:10:46.000 D.Va, D.Va one, D.Va one.
00:10:48.000 I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you, awkward.
00:10:50.000 Oh, get fucking slept, bitch!
00:10:54.000 D.Va's about to be out of mech, D.Va's about to be out of mech.
00:11:00.000 They're really low, all of them are so low.
00:11:02.000 We go back, we go back.
00:11:04.000 Sojourn...
00:11:05.000 Well, she's...
00:11:08.000 This diva's retarded.
00:11:15.000 She's almost out of mech.
00:11:19.000 She's out of mech, she's out of mech.
00:11:20.000 Useless whore.
00:11:22.000 Bashin' on the right.
00:11:23.000 Bashin' on the right.
00:11:24.000 Bashin' one shot.
00:11:25.000 Good finish, bro.
00:11:26.000 Let's fucking go!
00:11:27.000 The beatings will continue!
00:11:34.000 We're in there spawn, fuck it!
00:11:35.000 Okay, we're in there spawn!
00:11:39.000 That's you.
00:11:41.000 Alright, out.
00:11:42.000 Oh, shit.
00:11:43.000 Oh, I got hooked.
00:11:44.000 Oh, I'm lit now!
00:11:45.000 I got you!
00:11:46.000 I got you!
00:11:46.000 Kill them all!
00:11:47.000 Kill them all!
00:11:47.000 I got you!
00:11:48.000 I got you!
00:11:48.000 Hey, nigga, bitch!
00:11:49.000 Come here!
00:11:50.000 Let's go!
00:11:53.000 Send in your fuckin' squads like the whores that you are!
00:11:57.000 Faggots!
00:12:01.000 It's fuckin' lit!
00:12:05.000 I don't know how you lived there.
00:12:07.000 I don't know how I lived there either, to be honest with you, but...
00:12:10.000 That nano kept me alive, bro.
00:12:12.000 I still got a visor, too.
00:12:15.000 That's good nano.
00:12:22.000 No TP, no TP. I got...
00:12:25.000 I got Visor in case.
00:12:28.000 Oh shit.
00:12:28.000 Oh shit, he's shooting rockets, bro!
00:12:30.000 Oh shit!
00:12:33.000 Alright, we got this.
00:12:36.000 Oh no!
00:12:36.000 Just fake one now, fake one now, fake one now, fake one now.
00:12:38.000 I'm gonna use ult, I'm using...
00:12:39.000 Rommarion, Rommarion, Rommarion, you're not safe there.
00:12:42.000 Oh, he's gonna use ult?
00:12:42.000 Fuck it!
00:12:43.000 We're lit now!
00:12:49.000 Ah, zero...
00:12:50.000 Zero kills from your reach ult, fuck.
00:12:57.000 I'm no HP. Oh, I'm dead.
00:13:00.000 Wow.
00:13:01.000 Okay.
00:13:02.000 They all bum-rushed us.
00:13:06.000 That's fine.
00:13:17.000 They barely got that shit.
00:13:18.000 These kids suck.
00:13:22.000 Oh no!
00:13:23.000 Ah, fuck.
00:13:25.000 Oh, what the fuck?
00:13:27.000 Oh, sorry.
00:13:28.000 I didn't know he was there.
00:13:33.000 Oh my god, yeah, that was so much fucking damage.
00:13:39.000 Alright.
00:13:45.000 I'm dead.
00:13:46.000 Hog, hog, hog.
00:13:52.000 Hog is over here.
00:13:53.000 Hog is here.
00:13:53.000 Oh, shit.
00:13:55.000 Oh, he's nano too?
00:14:01.000 He's getting healed, he's getting healed.
00:14:03.000 Hog is with Moira in the garage over there to the left.
00:14:14.000 What?
00:14:18.000 Good finish.
00:14:20.000 Alright, let's go.
00:14:21.000 Where's the hog?
00:14:22.000 Oh, he's dead, okay.
00:14:24.000 Basher one!
00:14:25.000 Basher Dex, he sucks!
00:14:27.000 Faggot.
00:14:32.000 Back a bit, Meryn?
00:14:33.000 Back a bit, Meryn?
00:14:34.000 Yeah, I'm backing, I'm backing.
00:14:34.000 Yeah, we can go.
00:14:35.000 Yeah, stay on high ground, stay on high ground.
00:14:37.000 I got high ground over here.
00:14:44.000 Nice.
00:14:49.000 Oh, he came over, he came over in their favor.
00:14:54.000 Go in, go in, go in.
00:14:55.000 Jump down, jump down!
00:14:58.000 Get out of there, MOGA! What are you doing?
00:15:08.000 I have MOGA. Oh fuck, my bad, my bad.
00:15:16.000 Come back Maren, come back Maren!
00:15:18.000 This dude bro!
00:15:19.000 Faggot!
00:15:20.000 Shot three rockets just at me man!
00:15:23.000 The fuck do I look like, Israel?
00:15:24.000 Like come on man!
00:15:26.000 God damn!
00:15:31.000 Alright.
00:15:32.000 Oh we got him where we want him!
00:15:36.000 Come here boy!
00:15:37.000 Stupid whore!
00:15:38.000 Bastards asleep, he about to die, get fucked stupid!
00:15:45.000 50 seconds, 50 seconds.
00:15:48.000 I'm gonna take Hygron.
00:15:50.000 Someone said watch your lane.
00:15:50.000 Shut up, bitch.
00:15:54.000 Alright.
00:15:57.000 Okay.
00:16:01.000 Oh, nice, end.
00:16:03.000 Hogg is coming around the right-hand side.
00:16:08.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:09.000 Oh, okay.
00:16:10.000 The fuck is dead.
00:16:11.000 They desperate now.
00:16:14.000 They're all in the- OH! What the fu-?
00:16:16.000 Bro!
00:16:17.000 This- this fucking cutegirl66 is a fucking faggot, man.
00:16:24.000 Like, why were you there?
00:16:25.000 Your whole team was up top.
00:16:27.000 Why were you there?
00:16:29.000 Stupid bitch!
00:16:33.000 Nah, it's good shit.
00:16:38.000 Oh my god, we almost fucking- Let's go!
00:16:42.000 Get fucked, idiots!
00:16:45.000 The beaties will continue!
00:16:48.000 GG's, guys.
00:16:49.000 Have a nice day.
00:16:50.000 Alright, throw games.
00:16:51.000 Good stuff, bro.
00:16:53.000 Yeah, man.
00:16:54.000 I love the podcast, man.
00:16:55.000 I appreciate it, bro.
00:16:57.000 Keep letting these girls know they ain't shit.
00:17:00.000 Okay, I will, man.
00:17:01.000 Thank you very much.
00:17:02.000 Alright, brother.
00:17:03.000 Peace.
00:17:04.000 Peace.
00:17:07.000 Bro, he was...
00:17:08.000 Goddamn.
00:17:14.000 Bro, he knew just off the sound of my voice.
00:17:20.000 Pause.
00:17:22.000 Well, it's pretty recognizable at this point, no?
00:17:25.000 I guess so, but...
00:17:27.000 He's gonna get cancelled now.
00:17:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:17:32.000 Yeah.
00:17:35.000 England doesn't take prisoners like this.
00:17:38.000 They don't have free speech.
00:17:40.000 They don't, bro.
00:17:42.000 He definitely is gonna get cancelled.
00:17:43.000 Facts.
00:18:10.000 Alright, we got some victims.
00:18:19.000 Alright, time to fuck these scrubs up.
00:18:30.000 Oh, they have eye throw games on the enemy team.
00:18:33.000 Gotta fuck him up.
00:18:35.000 Yeah, well.
00:18:36.000 He's on enemy team, so now we gotta fuck him up.
00:18:42.000 Someone needs to fill their cell.
00:18:47.000 Conditions are not optimal for experimentation, but they are optimal for- The boy's gonna get fucked up now.
00:18:54.000 Yeah, he is gonna get fucked up.
00:18:57.000 By the allies.
00:18:59.000 British.
00:19:03.000 Oh.
00:19:06.000 But go on.
00:19:07.000 Keep pushing me.
00:19:12.000 They also have KFC Lover on DPS. KFC Lover?
00:19:17.000 You can tell that's a black person.
00:19:19.000 I know that's a black man.
00:19:21.000 Yeah, that's a black dude.
00:19:25.000 100% a black.
00:19:30.000 Someone got hit with a rock already.
00:19:44.000 No!
00:19:45.000 What?!
00:19:45.000 My bad, my bad.
00:19:47.000 I'm so dumb.
00:19:50.000 High throw games is already weak, uh...
00:19:53.000 Fuck!
00:20:13.000 Mercy off.
00:20:23.000 One HP Ash.
00:20:24.000 One HP Ash.
00:20:26.000 Junk right over here.
00:20:27.000 Junk right over here on the left.
00:20:29.000 Junk off.
00:20:31.000 Mercy weak in the sky.
00:20:41.000 Fuck.
00:20:41.000 Got ulted.
00:20:44.000 Oh shit!
00:20:52.000 What are you doing, Yana?
00:20:54.000 Come back!
00:20:55.000 Come to me!
00:20:59.000 Bro, what?
00:21:13.000 I see one.
00:21:13.000 I see down.
00:21:14.000 Nice.
00:21:18.000 Arisa drop down.
00:21:23.000 Thank you.
00:21:24.000 Now we can undervise you here if you want.
00:21:30.000 How do you want to go?
00:21:30.000 Go.
00:21:43.000 Oh, there's a bunch of them in there.
00:21:45.000 Weak.
00:21:45.000 A bunch of them in there.
00:21:46.000 Weak.
00:21:46.000 There you go.
00:21:50.000 Yo, Special.
00:21:51.000 Let me get Soldier, bro.
00:21:54.000 Special, let me take Soldier, bro.
00:21:56.000 What?
00:21:59.000 Thank you.
00:22:00.000 Appreciate it.
00:22:02.000 I'll make the switch after I die here.
00:22:09.000 Only Arisa and Ashe.
00:22:10.000 We don't got here.
00:22:12.000 Arisa one, Arisa one.
00:22:16.000 Arisa so funny.
00:22:28.000 What the fuck?
00:22:34.000 Back loop, back loop.
00:22:36.000 Back one, back one.
00:22:42.000 Got you, Ana.
00:22:44.000 Here, please.
00:22:45.000 Here, please.
00:22:45.000 Ana.
00:22:49.000 Ashe!
00:22:49.000 Goddammit!
00:22:51.000 Such a small-ass hitbox.
00:22:58.000 Swish some wisdom.
00:23:12.000 Where's Ash?
00:23:12.000 Where's Ash?
00:23:25.000 Ash one!
00:23:26.000 Ash one!
00:23:29.000 Oh you better run now monkey!
00:23:30.000 You better run now monkey!
00:23:48.000 Thank you.
00:23:54.000 Thank you.
00:24:24.000 Goddammit, bro.
00:24:29.000 They're not moving the payload.
00:24:30.000 I don't know what they're doing.
00:24:34.000 I can touch.
00:24:35.000 I can touch.
00:24:42.000 Stuck monkey.
00:24:46.000 Is he?
00:24:47.000 Man, they're all in there, bro.
00:24:49.000 They're all fucking in there.
00:25:07.000 Okay.
00:25:14.000 Oh, stupid.
00:25:21.000 Alright, soldier time.
00:25:25.000 Alright, now we're gonna fuck them up.
00:25:30.000 Uh, carry down.
00:25:34.000 Monkey room.
00:25:37.000 Missy, Missy, Missy.
00:25:54.000 Monkey, monkey.
00:25:54.000 Monkey weak.
00:25:56.000 Melted.
00:25:56.000 All right.
00:25:59.000 Carry, carry.
00:26:01.000 Carry one.
00:26:01.000 Got her.
00:26:03.000 Now Mercy, she just...
00:26:04.000 I don't know where the Mercy is.
00:26:05.000 I jumped to her.
00:26:06.000 Trace on me.
00:26:09.000 Mercy weak as hell on the right-hand side.
00:26:10.000 Trace her down.
00:26:11.000 Trace her behind you guys.
00:26:12.000 One.
00:26:12.000 Trace her.
00:26:13.000 Monkey on me.
00:26:14.000 Monkey on me.
00:26:15.000 Oh, man.
00:26:23.000 Tracer now.
00:26:24.000 Tracer now, we're cool.
00:26:34.000 Mikey?
00:26:37.000 Wow!
00:26:38.000 Okay!
00:26:43.000 Two of them chased me.
00:26:45.000 I chased to go, Poké.
00:26:48.000 If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
00:26:54.000 Monkey low, monkey low.
00:27:02.000 Mercy, mercy.
00:27:12.000 Monkey chasing me, monkey chasing me.
00:27:15.000 This dude is really coming after me, man.
00:27:18.000 Drunk Taiwan, drunk Taiwan.
00:27:20.000 This monkey is just still on me!
00:27:22.000 Don't run!
00:27:23.000 You fucked up now, didn't you monkey?
00:27:24.000 You fucked up now, didn't you monkey?
00:27:27.000 Trace is on, aren't you?
00:27:35.000 What the fuck?
00:27:36.000 Yo, Kariko's on payload, guys.
00:27:38.000 That's the last one.
00:27:41.000 I'm here.
00:27:42.000 I'm here.
00:27:42.000 I'm here.
00:27:53.000 Good job, good job.
00:27:54.000 Junk, junk!
00:27:55.000 Alright, now we just gotta push it further than that, which we can definitely do.
00:28:01.000 Fuck, I follow you forever, man.
00:28:04.000 Yo, he was chasing me the whole time, bro!
00:28:07.000 Yeah, yeah, you stay right where you are, he can kill you, I'm healing you.
00:28:12.000 He doesn't have that much damage to you.
00:28:20.000 But if you run, I cannot hear you.
00:28:22.000 I just cannot follow you.
00:28:23.000 Damn.
00:28:33.000 Yo, chat, you like the...
00:28:35.000 We spinning now, chat.
00:28:37.000 I'm gonna grow my hair out more.
00:28:41.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
00:28:50.000 Alright, we're gonna push this shit way faster than these scrubs.
00:28:57.000 The chat says I'm wide with a nigga dick.
00:29:19.000 I don't know what the fuck this Maga's doing.
00:29:35.000 He's on the right-hand side by himself.
00:29:37.000 Okay, okay, okay.
00:29:41.000 Merci, merci, merci.
00:29:49.000 They got McCree too.
00:29:52.000 He slept, he could die.
00:29:55.000 McCree on the left.
00:30:11.000 I'm about to push the man in like 30 seconds.
00:30:13.000 Marga weak.
00:30:25.000 I'm on this McCree.
00:30:26.000 McCree won.
00:30:27.000 KFC Lover dead.
00:30:33.000 MAGA won.
00:30:37.000 McCree dead again.
00:30:38.000 How you get rest and die again, you faggot?
00:30:40.000 You suck.
00:30:41.000 Dude, trash.
00:30:42.000 Yeah, only MAGA. There's a trap on the right.
00:30:47.000 Special, you're sleeping, bro.
00:30:48.000 Special.
00:30:49.000 Yeah, MAGA. What the fuck?
00:30:57.000 Yo, this dude is crazy!
00:31:00.000 This nigga really want me dead, but you're gonna die today, boy!
00:31:08.000 We got nano?
00:31:10.000 I got visor.
00:31:16.000 Yo, give me the nano, Hana, if you got it, or no.
00:31:21.000 Kariko, one!
00:31:24.000 Carry down?
00:31:25.000 He's gonna have cage.
00:31:31.000 Mercy won!
00:31:35.000 Oh, you fucked up trapping me, stupid!
00:31:37.000 Dummy!
00:31:43.000 It's just Junk and crew.
00:31:46.000 Oh, one HP cast, one HP cast.
00:31:49.000 He hit that air shot.
00:31:50.000 Where's he at?
00:31:52.000 He's dead, he's dead.
00:31:53.000 I mean he's running away, not dead.
00:32:08.000 Alright.
00:32:09.000 We're gonna push them off the ledge.
00:32:17.000 Engaging enemy forces!
00:32:18.000 It's go time!
00:32:40.000 Carry one, carry one.
00:32:42.000 Marga weak now, Marga weak now!
00:32:45.000 Got him, let's go.
00:32:47.000 Pushing payload, please.
00:32:56.000 I'm on payload.
00:33:02.000 Mercy behind you.
00:33:03.000 Carry nice easy.
00:33:04.000 Got her.
00:33:08.000 They're inside here, inside the room.
00:33:09.000 There's a drunkard inside the room.
00:33:30.000 Diva's almost out of mech.
00:33:31.000 I got heals right here for you, ball.
00:33:35.000 Pushed him in.
00:33:48.000 Move payload, move payload.
00:33:57.000 Carry on, carry on.
00:33:58.000 Nice.
00:34:05.000 Junker out above you guys.
00:34:06.000 Run away, scrub.
00:34:13.000 Good finish on the Junk.
00:34:16.000 Man, I'm on the payload, this shit sucks.
00:34:30.000 Ash one, Ash one.
00:34:32.000 Cool.
00:34:36.000 I'm trying to get D.Va out of mech.
00:34:38.000 D.Va's almost out of mech.
00:34:54.000 Anna?
00:35:03.000 I've seen Tumber Spots.
00:35:08.000 Give me nano!
00:35:10.000 He's there!
00:35:11.000 I'm not there!
00:35:11.000 I'm not there!
00:35:11.000 I'm not there!
00:35:12.000 I'm not there!
00:35:18.000 Good stuff!
00:35:33.000 It's go time!
00:35:37.000 Nerf this!
00:36:06.000 Ah, shit.
00:36:41.000 Divas better be dmacked!
00:36:42.000 Divas better be dmacked!
00:36:43.000 Divas better be dmacked!
00:37:09.000 Don't die, don't die, don't die, don't die.
00:37:11.000 Oh, we don't have a visor, we don't have a visor.
00:37:13.000 We'll just sail out.
00:37:14.000 I got a visor, bro.
00:37:18.000 I'm trying to get this diva out of me so I can visor.
00:37:23.000 No!
00:37:28.000 I'm just gonna pop visor here, man.
00:37:29.000 I'm gonna pop it.
00:37:30.000 Fuck it.
00:37:37.000 No!
00:37:39.000 Fuck!
00:37:51.000 Damn, okay.
00:37:54.000 Damn, bro.
00:37:57.000 Unlucky.
00:38:04.000 40,000 healing their team had?
00:38:07.000 What the fuck, man?
00:38:18.000 Bro, that was fucking...
00:38:19.000 What the fuck, man?
00:38:23.000 Oh my god, dude.
00:38:26.000 Alright, whatever.
00:38:27.000 We're not gonna lose the next one, man.
00:38:29.000 Fuck that shit, bro.
00:38:31.000 Fucking gay, man.
00:38:33.000 The luckiest tire ever, man.
00:39:26.000 Prepare your defenses.
00:39:28.000 Select your hero.
00:39:53.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
00:39:58.000 Stay in sight.
00:39:59.000 It'll keep you safe.
00:40:07.000 Over there.
00:40:08.000 Your work is a hypothesis.
00:40:10.000 Prove it.
00:40:15.000 Shout out to Red Pill Life.
00:40:16.000 Ten bucks says, uh, Don DeMarco.
00:40:19.000 Shout out to you, bro.
00:40:20.000 Where I'm from.
00:40:21.000 The foxes fight back.
00:40:28.000 No one's here.
00:40:29.000 Just three of us.
00:40:31.000 It's fine.
00:40:32.000 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:40:37.000 Attackers incoming.
00:40:39.000 Defend objective A. I hear Tracer.
00:41:05.000 Tracer's gonna come up behind you, Moira.
00:41:10.000 Ramatra weak on point.
00:41:19.000 Tracer, Tracer next to you, Doom.
00:41:29.000 Ana1, Ana1, got her.
00:41:35.000 Baptiste is weak.
00:41:37.000 He dropped down.
00:41:42.000 Bap inside the mega.
00:42:04.000 This monkey's a retard.
00:42:14.000 Monkey weak.
00:42:19.000 Backing up.
00:42:20.000 Fuck that.
00:43:04.000 Aw shit!
00:43:08.000 Monkey won!
00:43:13.000 You got heal, you got heal.
00:43:14.000 Fuck.
00:43:15.000 We can touch, we can touch, we can touch.
00:43:17.000 I can, I, uh, I can touch.
00:43:19.000 Are we gonna touch it?
00:43:20.000 I got a visor if we can touch it.
00:43:22.000 Oh, this dude put up a fucking window.
00:43:24.000 Okay.
00:43:25.000 Oh, we lost, we lost that.
00:43:29.000 Run, man, run, run, run, run, run.
00:43:31.000 Don't peek the window!
00:43:32.000 I'm, I'm, I left.
00:43:34.000 Wow, they're chasing me?
00:43:39.000 The kids are fucking faggots, man.
00:43:50.000 I rub some dirt on it.
00:43:52.000 Let's go.
00:43:53.000 On my way.
00:44:15.000 Monkey here.
00:44:18.000 Don't rock!
00:44:27.000 Tracer weak.
00:44:50.000 This monkey, bro.
00:44:51.000 Wow.
00:45:06.000 Oh, okay.
00:45:10.000 I didn't even see her.
00:45:12.000 I'm with you on this monkey.
00:45:13.000 I'm trying to break this shield.
00:45:15.000 Okay.
00:45:17.000 I can touch.
00:45:18.000 I can touch.
00:45:18.000 Okay.
00:45:19.000 I got a visor we can initiate with.
00:45:25.000 What the fuck?
00:45:26.000 She nanoed him.
00:45:26.000 She fucking nanoed him, bro.
00:45:59.000 This tracer sucks.
00:46:02.000 I thought he burned all of her blinks.
00:46:07.000 Monkey one!
00:46:14.000 Tracer behind us being annoying.
00:46:21.000 Fuck outta here, bitch.
00:46:37.000 Yeah, I'm backing up.
00:46:38.000 I'm backing up.
00:46:41.000 They got Bastion now.
00:46:45.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:46:46.000 Come back, Marin.
00:46:47.000 2-4.
00:46:48.000 2-4.
00:46:58.000 Monkey weak.
00:47:08.000 This dude's a faggot, bro.
00:47:18.000 If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
00:47:23.000 I'm on fire!
00:47:24.000 What else is new?
00:47:39.000 They got MAGA now.
00:47:41.000 I wonder if I can eat that.
00:47:46.000 Can you?
00:47:49.000 Yeah, I can.
00:47:52.000 Tracer behind me.
00:47:55.000 I can't get away with this.
00:48:07.000 30 seconds.
00:48:43.000 They're really low.
00:48:43.000 They're really low.
00:48:47.000 Fuck!
00:48:48.000 Man!
00:48:51.000 It's fine.
00:48:51.000 We held that shit down for a while though.
00:48:58.000 That wasn't a bad hold.
00:48:59.000 Yeah.
00:49:34.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
00:49:39.000 Let's get this show on the road.
00:49:48.000 I saw you on a wanted poster with a cute guy.
00:49:53.000 Tell me you don't mean Cassidy.
00:49:56.000 Ew, no!
00:49:58.000 The tall one with the little hat.
00:50:01.000 Oh, Bob.
00:50:02.000 I'll tell him you said hello.
00:50:07.000 Bitch a weirdo, she likes a machine.
00:50:19.000 Let's destroy these noobs.
00:50:22.000 Yup, let's fuck them up.
00:50:48.000 McCree up top, weak.
00:50:51.000 Wow.
00:50:53.000 You're too- Oh, can you go for Ana, awkward?
00:51:09.000 Yeah.
00:51:11.000 Nice.
00:51:20.000 Got him.
00:51:21.000 McCree?
00:51:22.000 My bad.
00:51:23.000 McCree weak.
00:51:37.000 McCree could die?
00:51:40.000 Die.
00:52:08.000 What?
00:52:09.000 What the fuck?
00:52:10.000 Kill this idiot!
00:52:12.000 Wow!
00:52:14.000 Oh, he got Life Weaver.
00:52:19.000 My bad, my bad.
00:52:20.000 Yeah, Life Weaver fucking raised him up.
00:52:23.000 Wow, okay.
00:52:51.000 She's one.
00:52:51.000 She's one.
00:52:52.000 Dead.
00:53:00.000 Okay.
00:53:02.000 Get out of there.
00:53:03.000 Yeah, I got out.
00:53:04.000 I got out.
00:53:06.000 He's half.
00:53:10.000 McCree, one.
00:53:11.000 Good finish.
00:53:13.000 Good finish.
00:53:20.000 Sojourn.
00:53:21.000 Damn.
00:53:57.000 Ah, they got the truth.
00:54:11.000 Faggot.
00:54:13.000 Ana on the right, I think.
00:54:14.000 Ana on the right.
00:54:19.000 I'm back, man.
00:54:20.000 Here they come.
00:54:20.000 Here they come.
00:54:21.000 Yeah, I'm backing up.
00:54:38.000 Baptiste!
00:54:43.000 Yeah, I'm dead.
00:54:44.000 No, you're not.
00:54:45.000 Ah, fuck.
00:54:51.000 Come back, I'll shoot.
00:54:53.000 Yeah, I'm backing up.
00:54:56.000 They got Gengi now.
00:55:09.000 Good for killing the melee.
00:55:10.000 That's finished!
00:55:13.000 Baptiste on point.
00:55:20.000 Kill him!
00:55:20.000 Kill him!
00:55:21.000 Kill him!
00:55:22.000 Kill him!
00:55:23.000 He's weak!
00:55:24.000 He's weak!
00:55:24.000 He's weak!
00:55:26.000 Got him!
00:55:27.000 Nice!
00:55:29.000 NG1! Melted.
00:55:32.000 Oh!
00:55:32.000 How the?
00:55:32.000 Yo, this melee is so...
00:55:33.000 I don't know.
00:55:34.000 I don't know.
00:55:47.000 Oh shit, watch out for the blizzard.
00:55:55.000 Ryan is one!
00:55:56.000 Ryan is one!
00:55:58.000 Ryan is weak!
00:56:02.000 You guys win this!
00:56:03.000 You guys win this!
00:56:06.000 Good sleep!
00:56:07.000 Holy shit!
00:56:08.000 Point!
00:56:09.000 Point!
00:56:09.000 Point!
00:56:09.000 Just Ana!
00:56:10.000 Just Ana!
00:56:10.000 Just Ana!
00:56:15.000 I'm literally no HP. I'm just dropping around this shit.
00:56:26.000 Big visor.
00:56:31.000 Ryan is one.
00:56:34.000 Heel's on point.
00:56:34.000 Heel's on point.
00:56:35.000 Heel's on point.
00:56:44.000 Kariko won.
00:56:47.000 Nah, it's good shit.
00:56:57.000 Alright.
00:57:17.000 Bro, nigga dick, what's wrong with you?
00:57:19.000 Why you want me to call Mario Monkey?
00:57:23.000 Ignore that f**k, bro.
00:57:26.000 Yeah, he spammed that s**t forever, I told you.
00:57:32.000 Yeah, dudes be weirdos, bro.
00:57:35.000 Something has to change.
00:57:42.000 Oh, we're in the thick of it now.
00:57:50.000 Alright.
00:57:57.000 Alright, we just gotta get one tick and we win.
00:58:16.000 Yep.
00:58:18.000 Can't lose.
00:58:35.000 Ah, Ana dead, big pick.
00:58:38.000 Can I go up again?
00:58:46.000 Soldier dead, that's two.
00:58:49.000 Zarya looking at me.
00:58:53.000 Three dead.
00:58:54.000 Good shit, let's go.
00:58:55.000 Good pick bro at the beginning, that was huge.
00:58:58.000 Yeah, that Ana was retarded.
00:59:00.000 I headshot Ana and Marin finished it.
00:59:04.000 Very nice.
00:59:05.000 Aw, damn.
00:59:05.000 Nice, nice.
00:59:09.000 Hit that bitch with a helix rocket.
00:59:11.000 Like I was a fucking...
00:59:12.000 Oh, this dude.
00:59:13.000 What'd he do?
00:59:15.000 Crash.
00:59:15.000 Aw, yeah.
00:59:16.000 He had that lucky fucking high noon.
00:59:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:19.000 Live favorite.
00:59:24.000 I didn't see that.
00:59:25.000 I was my own.
00:59:28.000 He sucks.
00:59:28.000 He can't even aim.
00:59:29.000 Scrub.
00:59:34.000 We were supposed to lose that.
00:59:35.000 That was an uphill battle, apparently.
00:59:38.000 Yep.
01:00:32.000 Alright.
01:00:41.000 Time to fuck these kids up.
01:00:44.000 Let's go!
01:01:00.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
01:01:04.000 Your worth is a hypothesis.
01:01:07.000 Prove it.
01:01:23.000 Five, four, three, two, one.
01:01:29.000 Round one.
01:01:51.000 That's one down.
01:01:54.000 Ah, resed.
01:01:55.000 That's the second down.
01:01:59.000 That's the third one down.
01:02:01.000 Alright, nice.
01:02:03.000 Four dead.
01:02:04.000 Kept.
01:02:06.000 Capping it.
01:02:07.000 There we go.
01:02:08.000 Good shit.
01:02:10.000 Oh shit.
01:02:11.000 Fall back, we'll carry.
01:02:15.000 Good finish.
01:02:18.000 Ah, screw it.
01:02:20.000 Ah shit, I'm backing up.
01:02:44.000 Arisa weak.
01:02:47.000 Feel Arisa.
01:02:56.000 Moira dead.
01:03:07.000 Ah shit, Arisa won.
01:03:11.000 McCree top right, McCree top right.
01:03:24.000 Oh, wow.
01:03:26.000 Shit, I'm dead.
01:03:28.000 Yep.
01:03:28.000 They got us.
01:03:31.000 Now we're group.
01:03:33.000 We have four alts.
01:03:40.000 Do we use an all at once?
01:03:43.000 I guess we...
01:03:45.000 Let's get in there.
01:03:46.000 Fuck it.
01:03:51.000 Help me with the Sarissa.
01:03:58.000 Oh no!
01:04:00.000 Fuck!
01:04:01.000 This dude hell gets us forever!
01:04:03.000 We got us.
01:04:09.000 What a fucking faggot, man.
01:04:13.000 Yeah, a fucking faggot.
01:04:16.000 Alright, Awkward's in here.
01:04:18.000 Nice of you to join us.
01:04:19.000 Yeah, I didn't even realize.
01:04:34.000 They can't even touch, I think.
01:04:37.000 She's gonna try to touch.
01:04:38.000 She's 1 HP right now.
01:04:39.000 Oh, life, we were pulled her out.
01:04:44.000 McCree got melted.
01:04:50.000 Damn.
01:04:52.000 Damn, son.
01:04:53.000 They got fucked up.
01:04:59.000 Score.
01:05:01.000 1-0.
01:05:12.000 Is that you, E54? I barely recognized you.
01:05:28.000 Damn.
01:05:29.000 One game, one skin.
01:05:31.000 Five, four, three, two, one, round, two.
01:05:38.000 Capture the objective.
01:05:41.000 We hold the advantage.
01:05:43.000 Shall we keep it?
01:05:47.000 Pain is inevitable.
01:05:52.000 Oh shit!
01:05:53.000 Reaper?
01:05:55.000 A Hulk behind!
01:06:05.000 He's going to play Hulk against Orisa.
01:06:07.000 They got fucked.
01:06:10.000 What a smartass.
01:06:23.000 He's off the map this fucking idiot.
01:06:26.000 These guys are too good.
01:06:38.000 Hog dead.
01:06:43.000 Soldier weak.
01:06:44.000 Reaper coming up to you weak.
01:06:46.000 1 HP. Good finish.
01:06:48.000 Good finishes, guys.
01:06:51.000 I'm gonna ulti them here when they start showing up.
01:06:55.000 Alright.
01:07:02.000 Get ready.
01:07:03.000 3, 2, 1...
01:07:05.000 Wait.
01:07:06.000 Until they...
01:07:13.000 Oh, Reaper behind.
01:07:15.000 I didn't see him.
01:07:17.000 Reaper low.
01:07:18.000 He's one HP. He's one HP. No, no, right?
01:07:20.000 Reaper low, Reaper low.
01:07:21.000 Nice.
01:07:31.000 Oh, shit.
01:07:37.000 Zarya's charged up.
01:07:42.000 That's a lot of damage.
01:07:51.000 Reaper next to you, Kiri.
01:07:54.000 Yeah, I'm going better.
01:07:56.000 Thank you, Moira.
01:07:59.000 I got you, man.
01:08:01.000 Thank you, Moira.
01:08:01.000 Thank you, daddy.
01:08:03.000 Shut the fuck up, man.
01:08:05.000 Don't be gay.
01:08:05.000 Make sure you scream Allah Akbar when you do that.
01:08:06.000 Why?
01:08:08.000 I'm a fucking faggot.
01:08:10.000 Yes!
01:08:10.000 These kids are terrible.
01:08:13.000 What the fuck?
01:08:14.000 Dude's name was Sneakon?
01:08:19.000 GG's.
01:08:20.000 GG. Kids got fucked up, man.
01:08:23.000 Thanks for carrying me.
01:08:25.000 No worries, bro.
01:08:25.000 You did your job too, man.
01:08:28.000 Agur never died.
01:08:31.000 Yeah.
01:08:31.000 Gotta stay alive, bro.
01:08:36.000 Damn, we are trash.
01:08:42.000 How is this play of the game?
01:08:43.000 What the fuck?
01:08:55.000 Alright.
01:08:57.000 Alright.
01:08:58.000 Let's continue on.
01:08:59.000 I'm about to hit Diamond 3, bro.
01:09:02.000 Damn.
01:09:08.000 The fuck...
01:09:09.000 The fucking...
01:09:10.000 The fucking...
01:09:12.000 Bastion.
01:09:14.000 Snipe.
01:09:19.000 Bastion sent me a friend request.
01:09:24.000 It wasn't bad.
01:10:00.000 Damn, man.
01:10:01.000 Damn.
01:10:02.000 Red pill for life.
01:10:03.000 I gotta think about that.
01:10:24.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
01:10:42.000 Alright, let's rock these kids, bro.
01:10:58.000 I have Lucio and Echo.
01:11:15.000 Dude, I don't even know how I died there, man.
01:11:18.000 That was some fucking bullshit.
01:11:19.000 I just want to switch the team chat and you die.
01:11:23.000 Damn, man.
01:11:38.000 What the fuck?
01:11:40.000 I got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
01:11:42.000 This jungle queen is crazy.
01:11:45.000 Hanzo, Hanzo, across the bridge, Hanzo, across the bridge.
01:11:48.000 What the fuck?
01:11:49.000 Bro, they're in our spawn, these fucking faggots.
01:11:53.000 I got Hanzo.
01:12:03.000 Alright.
01:12:04.000 Yo, jungle queen is on our stairs.
01:12:16.000 Ana on point.
01:12:17.000 Ana on point, half.
01:12:21.000 Got her.
01:12:22.000 Ana gone.
01:12:25.000 Okay, Junker Queen gone.
01:12:27.000 There we go.
01:12:28.000 Good ship.
01:12:31.000 Just Hanzo being a homo.
01:12:36.000 Storm arrows.
01:12:38.000 He ran away.
01:12:40.000 I killed him.
01:12:47.000 Can I kill him too?
01:12:55.000 Echo on bridge.
01:12:56.000 Echo on bridge weak.
01:13:00.000 Nice.
01:13:01.000 Good shot.
01:13:01.000 What?
01:13:01.000 What?
01:13:03.000 How did I do that?
01:13:13.000 Bro.
01:13:14.000 Oh my god, man.
01:13:40.000 We're good.
01:13:41.000 Not a bad push.
01:13:44.000 Careful, Meyer.
01:13:54.000 I'm one HP. This Lucille is chasing me around.
01:14:03.000 Jugger Queen to your left.
01:14:06.000 Alright, they dropped the beam.
01:14:13.000 Fuck.
01:14:18.000 Alright, fuck it.
01:14:20.000 I have an idea.
01:14:23.000 These kids are good on the other team.
01:14:25.000 I think they're smurfing too.
01:14:28.000 I think they're just local.
01:14:31.000 Don't worry, don't worry.
01:14:38.000 Drunker Queen is weak.
01:14:41.000 She ran away.
01:14:46.000 2-0-1.
01:14:53.000 Bitch.
01:14:54.000 About the doomsday.
01:14:55.000 Doomsday's area.
01:14:56.000 It's over for them.
01:15:03.000 What are you doing, man?
01:15:05.000 I don't know what this cine kid is doing, bro.
01:15:17.000 Bruh.
01:15:33.000 Lucio behind us.
01:15:41.000 Junker Queen here.
01:15:56.000 What?
01:15:57.000 This bitch is crazy, bro.
01:15:59.000 1 HP on this, whore.
01:16:01.000 1 HP. Fucking annoying as fuck.
01:16:05.000 Echo on the left.
01:16:41.000 Ahh!
01:16:43.000 I didn't know you were going to do that.
01:16:45.000 The Junker Queen is weak though.
01:16:46.000 Junker Queen has won.
01:16:47.000 Junker Queen has won.
01:16:48.000 Good finish.
01:16:50.000 There we go.
01:16:51.000 Good shit.
01:16:52.000 Gotta play a little bit more patience.
01:16:54.000 They have speed.
01:16:56.000 Yeah, they do have...
01:16:57.000 Yeah.
01:17:05.000 Lucio, weak.
01:17:08.000 Yeah, Voodo, be careful.
01:17:16.000 Voodo on top.
01:17:26.000 Good shit.
01:17:26.000 What the fuck?
01:17:29.000 Yeah, the ball is stalled forever.
01:17:34.000 This ball is annoying, bro.
01:17:39.000 What the fuck?
01:17:41.000 Yeah, but he's fine.
01:17:48.000 They got Reaper now.
01:17:50.000 He's chasing me.
01:17:52.000 Oh, really shit.
01:17:54.000 I'm running, I'm running.
01:17:57.000 I'm still here though, I'm still here.
01:18:02.000 What?
01:18:03.000 Oh my bad, my bad.
01:18:11.000 Run towards your teammate.
01:18:16.000 Okay, okay, my bad, my bad.
01:18:18.000 Should have known that.
01:18:23.000 Misery made manifest.
01:18:26.000 Come back, man.
01:18:27.000 Come back.
01:18:28.000 They're gonna push.
01:18:29.000 I'm just here with the Kiriko.
01:18:32.000 And no, Kiriko.
01:18:39.000 Reaper behind me.
01:18:45.000 Reaper!
01:18:56.000 Fuck.
01:19:03.000 Three of them just ran up on me, man.
01:19:06.000 Tracer, Ball, and Lucio, man.
01:19:07.000 Faggots, bro.
01:19:11.000 They'll regret that.
01:19:17.000 I have reaper ulti.
01:19:23.000 He's gonna reaper ulti.
01:19:47.000 They're all on payload.
01:19:52.000 This is frustrating, man, this game.
01:19:58.000 Ball's in our spawn.
01:20:03.000 He's one shot!
01:20:04.000 He's one shot, man!
01:20:10.000 Okay, other direction.
01:20:16.000 I'm with you on this Reaper, I'm with you, I'm with you.
01:20:18.000 Fucking faggot.
01:20:19.000 Alright, you got this, we got this, let's go.
01:20:21.000 Alright.
01:20:22.000 Not losing these fucking kids, man.
01:20:25.000 We can, we can push this shit longer.
01:20:26.000 Careful for the Reaper ulti, that's all I'm saying.
01:20:29.000 We killed him a second ago.
01:20:35.000 Lucio, right here!
01:20:38.000 Stay back, Myron, stay back.
01:20:45.000 Fuck, man.
01:20:47.000 Bro.
01:20:49.000 I can't get away with this.
01:21:02.000 Ah, man.
01:21:05.000 It's all good.
01:21:06.000 It's all good.
01:21:06.000 Let's go.
01:21:51.000 Guys, the victims?
01:22:20.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
01:22:24.000 Follow my lead.
01:22:25.000 I've been through more of these than I can count.
01:22:40.000 Move!
01:22:43.000 Five.
01:22:44.000 Four.
01:22:45.000 Three.
01:22:46.000 Two.
01:22:47.000 One.
01:22:54.000 What is this Lucille doing?
01:22:56.000 I don't know, getting a retard.
01:23:09.000 Pharah's on the left-hand side of where we walked in.
01:23:15.000 She's weak up there on the left.
01:23:32.000 Stupid bitch.
01:23:33.000 Joint team.
01:23:54.000 Shit.
01:23:55.000 They got our hog.
01:24:05.000 You win this, you win this, you win this.
01:24:15.000 No!
01:24:24.000 Hit.
01:24:29.000 Alright, uh, we all in team chat?
01:24:32.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:24:33.000 Alright.
01:24:34.000 Let's get in here.
01:24:38.000 Go back Marin, come back, come back, come back, come back.
01:24:39.000 He has no hook, he has no hook, he has no hook.
01:24:41.000 That barrage, that barrage.
01:24:49.000 Good hook, good hook, good hook, good hook, good hook.
01:24:56.000 Fuck.
01:25:13.000 Where's our Lucio this entire time, I wonder?
01:25:16.000 Being a retard?
01:25:21.000 Yeah, I think they got that one, man.
01:25:24.000 Fine.
01:25:29.000 Wow, okay.
01:26:04.000 I'm trying to kill you, that's why I'm bored.
01:26:40.000 Nice.
01:26:40.000 Nice.
01:26:43.000 Nice.
01:26:44.000 Nice.
01:26:44.000 Nice.
01:26:44.000 Nice.
01:26:45.000 Nice.
01:26:46.000 Nice.
01:26:46.000 Nice.
01:26:46.000 Nice.
01:26:46.000 Nice.
01:26:46.000 Nice.
01:26:46.000 Nice.
01:26:46.000 Nice.
01:26:46.000 Nice.
01:26:47.000 Nice.
01:26:47.000 They don't got a whole hog now.
01:26:49.000 One more.
01:26:49.000 One more team fight and we got this.
01:26:51.000 I got a visor for this next fight.
01:26:53.000 FYI. Farrah!
01:27:16.000 Farrah!
01:27:17.000 Farrah!
01:27:17.000 Farrah!
01:27:17.000 Farrah!
01:27:18.000 Farrah!
01:27:18.000 Farrah!
01:27:18.000 Farrah!
01:27:19.000 Farrah!
01:27:19.000 Farrah!
01:27:19.000 Farrah!
01:27:22.000 Farrah!
01:27:23.000 Farrah!
01:27:23.000 Farrah!
01:27:23.000 Farrah!
01:27:23.000 Farrah!
01:27:23.000 Farrah!
01:27:23.000 Farrah!
01:27:23.000 Farrah!
01:27:24.000 Farrah!
01:27:29.000 Farrah!
01:27:32.000 Farrah!
01:27:40.000 Farrah!
01:27:54.000 Dax.
01:27:55.000 Oh, Farrah.
01:28:17.000 Stupid-ass Pharoah!
01:28:19.000 Get outplayed, bitch!
01:28:20.000 Fucking faggot.
01:28:27.000 Good shit.
01:28:29.000 This Tracer going crazy!
01:28:34.000 That X. Dammer.
01:28:46.000 Fuck.
01:28:49.000 I'm just trying to help our tracer out.
01:29:04.000 Me and Lucio coming.
01:29:05.000 Me and Lucio coming.
01:29:07.000 Nice lead.
01:29:28.000 Reaper behind you, bro.
01:29:29.000 Ah, shit.
01:29:42.000 We're weak.
01:29:42.000 Oh shit, Reaper on point, Reaper on point, no Wraith.
01:29:46.000 Good shit.
01:29:47.000 We're good, we're good.
01:29:48.000 I'm on the flank.
01:29:50.000 Nice, nice, nice.
01:29:53.000 That's the powerful off angle.
01:29:55.000 Off angle.
01:29:56.000 There you go.
01:29:58.000 From Awkward himself.
01:29:59.000 Damage!
01:30:00.000 Damage!
01:30:01.000 Damage!
01:30:02.000 This guy says, please nerf Tracer.
01:30:05.000 Stacking him around.
01:30:08.000 Yeah, this Tracer's fucking him up, bro.
01:30:10.000 I ain't gonna lie.
01:30:12.000 I'm the slowest.
01:30:17.000 Wow!
01:30:18.000 That fair is a faggot!
01:30:26.000 No!
01:30:29.000 I failed my nano.
01:30:30.000 I wanted to nano you.
01:30:34.000 Okay, we're capping point.
01:30:44.000 Orisa weak as hell.
01:30:50.000 They're gay.
01:30:52.000 He's solo ulted.
01:30:53.000 I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
01:30:55.000 We got nano?
01:30:56.000 Yeah, nanovisor.
01:30:58.000 Alright, yeah.
01:30:59.000 Let's go.
01:31:02.000 Yeah, you fucked up, didn't you, Pharoah?
01:31:06.000 W, W, myron.
01:31:07.000 W, ki.
01:31:12.000 No, I got...
01:31:15.000 The switch to Naina?
01:31:20.000 Got this Maren!
01:31:22.000 I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
01:31:23.000 He doesn't have heal!
01:31:31.000 Damage, damage.
01:31:33.000 Constantly doing damage.
01:31:37.000 Kill this crumb.
01:31:40.000 Oh damn.
01:31:43.000 Nooooo!
01:31:51.000 Dude, what the fuck is this Lucio and our team doing, bro?
01:31:54.000 I actually have no idea.
01:31:56.000 I don't know what this nigga's doing, bro.
01:32:02.000 Wow.
01:32:04.000 So good.
01:32:04.000 Last one, let's go.
01:32:14.000 Where are you guys going?
01:32:19.000 Poins right here.
01:32:29.000 Oh shit.
01:32:30.000 Reaper coming in, Reaper coming in.
01:32:38.000 Hold me.
01:32:40.000 Nice.
01:32:42.000 Oh shit, Reaper's here too, Reaper's here too.
01:32:49.000 Oh shit!
01:32:50.000 Kill this guy, kill this guy.
01:32:57.000 Ah, fair behind, fair behind.
01:33:05.000 Alright, I wanna see a hook here.
01:33:08.000 Oh my god, they're following me.
01:33:11.000 Me and Ana are coming back right now, bro.
01:33:15.000 Oh man.
01:33:16.000 Fuck.
01:33:19.000 These are gay.
01:33:26.000 They got it, they got it, I'm backing up.
01:33:34.000 Punish them, fire them, you got this.
01:34:01.000 Nice nade.
01:34:02.000 What the hell?
01:34:05.000 I'm gonna try to take it off angle here.
01:34:09.000 Oh, what the fuck?
01:34:11.000 Farah tried to flank.
01:34:12.000 I caught her.
01:34:21.000 Oh, Farah!
01:34:22.000 Fuck!
01:34:24.000 God damn it, man!
01:34:31.000 Pharoah 1, Pharoah 1, Pharoah 1, we have no touch.
01:34:33.000 Nooo, we lost?
01:34:37.000 Bruh.
01:34:39.000 Yeah, that's a bruh moment.
01:34:41.000 Yo, what was our Lucio doing, bro?
01:34:47.000 Yo, Lucio, what the fuck were you doing, bro?
01:34:56.000 Yeah, that's my bet.
01:35:00.000 Nah, it's not your bad bro.
01:35:01.000 I don't know what that Ken and our team was doing bro.
01:35:18.000 Alright.
01:35:19.000 I'll do like one or two more.
01:35:22.000 Alright.
01:35:23.000 Let's win those then.
01:35:26.000 Ken's end on loss.
01:38:04.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
01:38:08.000 Follow my lead.
01:38:10.000 I've been through more of these than I can count.
01:38:16.000 Let's get this mission started.
01:38:27.000 Five, four, three, Alright.
01:38:41.000 Alright, I'm here.
01:38:45.000 Alright, I'm here, I'm here.
01:39:12.000 Nice, nice, nice.
01:39:20.000 Nice.
01:39:23.000 Oh, there.
01:39:25.000 Maybe two-tap.
01:39:27.000 Two-tap on everybody.
01:39:36.000 Good bubble.
01:39:46.000 Get ready, Marin.
01:39:48.000 Oh shit.
01:39:52.000 You got a window?
01:39:53.000 Alright, let's go.
01:40:09.000 Oh shit.
01:40:18.000 Fuck!
01:40:19.000 Run guys!
01:40:20.000 Run guys!
01:40:20.000 I give you a bubble!
01:40:21.000 Turn and run!
01:40:22.000 Turn and run!
01:40:45.000 Fuck!
01:40:46.000 Thank you!
01:41:24.000 Much better.
01:41:25.000 I've got you in my sights.
01:41:31.000 Best round one.
01:41:36.000 They got fucked up.
01:41:41.000 Score.
01:41:43.000 One to zero.
01:41:56.000 I'm gonna wake up.
01:41:59.000 I'm gonna sleep last match.
01:42:01.000 We're good.
01:42:19.000 Alright, time to fuck these faggots up.
01:42:48.000 Fuck.
01:42:49.000 Ah, McCree one shot.
01:43:23.000 Orisa won.
01:43:26.000 Nice.
01:43:33.000 I'm back Myron!
01:43:48.000 You're gonna die!
01:43:49.000 I'm backing up.
01:44:00.000 Soldier weak.
01:44:10.000 Arisa weak.
01:44:11.000 Arisa can die.
01:44:13.000 Arisa can die.
01:44:21.000 Wow, these kids are getting fucked.
01:44:23.000 Holy shit.
01:44:24.000 Yeah, they're getting trashed.
01:44:51.000 I got slapped, fuck.
01:44:55.000 You're good, you're good, you're good.
01:44:56.000 We got you.
01:45:04.000 Yeah, buy a what, bitch?
01:45:05.000 Fuck outta here.
01:45:10.000 Saying a whole bunch of gibberish in African that nobody cares about, whore.
01:45:26.000 Chris is going to touch.
01:45:27.000 We're good.
01:45:28.000 They're mad as hell, bro.
01:45:29.000 The tank difference.
01:45:31.000 Oh shit.
01:45:42.000 Oh wow.
01:45:44.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:45:46.000 Oh my god, she got melted!
01:45:49.000 What the fuck?!
01:45:50.000 Dude!
01:45:51.000 You disappeared like one second.
01:45:53.000 Yo, she disappeared bro!
01:45:55.000 That bitch fucking evaporated!
01:45:57.000 I heard light them up and then she was dead.
01:45:59.000 Not even the one second.
01:46:10.000 What'd they even do?
01:46:26.000 Alright, let's do it.
01:46:31.000 Are you going to get off, Maren?
01:46:34.000 I want to hit diamond...
01:46:35.000 Was it two or three?
01:46:38.000 I think two.
01:46:46.000 You're a diamond four right now.
01:46:49.000 Okay, so diamond three.
01:46:56.000 Okay.
01:48:37.000 Let's do it.
01:49:01.000 They have Vinny on their team.
01:49:03.000 They have who?
01:49:05.000 Vinny.
01:49:06.000 It's the guy that we had that was throwing our game.
01:49:10.000 Alright, let's switch the team.
01:49:14.000 Was Vinny on our team last time?
01:49:18.000 Yeah.
01:49:21.000 No, a few games ago and he was...
01:49:31.000 I wanted respect, not fear.
01:49:39.000 Penzo?
01:49:40.000 Five, four, three, two, one, attack!
01:50:05.000 Oh, Vinny's won.
01:50:16.000 Damn, you guys are killing him too fast.
01:50:17.000 I can't do shit, man.
01:50:23.000 It's all about the win.
01:50:25.000 It's okay.
01:50:25.000 Gotta catch up, brother.
01:50:27.000 Goddamn, man.
01:50:29.000 You popped the pace, man.
01:50:32.000 It's not fair, man.
01:50:36.000 Man, I wanna kill people too.
01:50:37.000 Ana, you stay on the payload.
01:50:38.000 Fuck this.
01:50:40.000 Aw, shit.
01:50:46.000 Hey, they're gonna attach.
01:50:47.000 They're gonna attach.
01:50:48.000 Torv just dropped...
01:50:49.000 Hey, what an idiot!
01:50:50.000 It's Vinny, Vinny.
01:50:54.000 Genji dead?
01:50:54.000 Two dead?
01:50:59.000 Three dead?
01:51:00.000 Shit, let's...
01:51:01.000 One more, one more!
01:51:02.000 Four.
01:51:03.000 All of them dead.
01:51:03.000 Let's fucking go!
01:51:05.000 The beatings will continue.
01:51:12.000 No one can hide from my sight.
01:51:28.000 Melted.
01:51:31.000 Fuck.
01:51:33.000 What the fuck?
01:51:40.000 It's because you shot the sniper at him and he reflected it and it hit me.
01:51:47.000 No, I shot the Kiriko.
01:51:49.000 I didn't hit the Genji.
01:51:51.000 No?
01:51:53.000 But something killed me in like a second.
01:52:10.000 Aw, that Genji is one.
01:52:19.000 Aw, Genji behind, Genji behind.
01:52:23.000 Oh, shit!
01:52:25.000 What an idiot.
01:52:27.000 Faggot, man.
01:52:50.000 Got her.
01:52:52.000 I'm with you China man.
01:52:53.000 I'm with you right behind you China man.
01:52:56.000 Alright, thank you.
01:52:59.000 Good shit, we got this.
01:53:01.000 Just Genji over here.
01:53:03.000 Aw, shit!
01:53:13.000 Good finish with the punch!
01:53:17.000 I got Visor.
01:53:21.000 I'm gonna go around.
01:53:26.000 I'm gonna go behind them, guys.
01:53:28.000 Aw, shit.
01:53:31.000 They're pretty...
01:53:32.000 Mmm.
01:53:48.000 Torb is weak as hell.
01:53:52.000 Torb is one.
01:53:53.000 Good punch, good punch.
01:53:55.000 Oh shit!
01:54:07.000 I see a hostile.
01:54:17.000 Oh, watch out.
01:54:18.000 I'm on a Sarissa.
01:54:22.000 Melted!
01:54:22.000 Holy shit, bro!
01:54:26.000 They're pushing!
01:54:27.000 Let's go!
01:54:29.000 Push the shit out that Torb!
01:54:30.000 Let's go!
01:54:34.000 Hit that bitch with a rocket like I'm fucking Hamas.
01:54:37.000 Let's go!
01:54:38.000 Okay.
01:54:48.000 Those kids got fucked up, man.
01:54:50.000 I ain't gonna lie.
01:54:51.000 Goddamn.
01:54:53.000 Too easy.
01:54:57.000 We shouldn't even lost the Junker Town.
01:55:00.000 My bad.
01:55:12.000 21 and...
01:55:13.000 No, no, no.
01:55:14.000 My bad.
01:55:16.000 21 and 3.
01:55:34.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
01:55:40.000 Power means nothing if you do not put it to use.
01:55:52.000 Alright, time to melt these kids.
01:55:53.000 Over here.
01:55:56.000 Just another day in the office.
01:56:01.000 My ultimate ability is charging.
01:56:05.000 We're 21 and 3 right now, Ryze?
01:56:08.000 Yeah, we win this, it's 21 and 3.
01:56:12.000 Alright.
01:56:16.000 Check this out.
01:56:20.000 Nevermind.
01:56:21.000 Sombra?
01:57:03.000 Ah shit, Symmetra chasing me.
01:57:06.000 She built it nice.
01:57:07.000 Vinny, Vinny's down.
01:57:09.000 Vinny's a weirdo, man.
01:57:17.000 Sigma weak.
01:57:18.000 Sigma's weak as hell, Moira, right next to you, bro.
01:57:25.000 Don't shoot his vortex, Marin.
01:57:27.000 I'm gonna give him HP. Vinny is on me.
01:57:31.000 Vinny behind you.
01:57:32.000 Vinny is half.
01:57:33.000 Vinny is half.
01:57:34.000 It's not Vinny.
01:57:35.000 Never mind.
01:57:40.000 Sombra one shot.
01:57:41.000 Look.
01:57:42.000 One shot.
01:57:44.000 Good finishes.
01:57:48.000 Good finishes.
01:57:55.000 Sigma got fucked up, man.
01:57:59.000 I don't know what this Vinny is doing.
01:58:01.000 You just put turrets in front of us, retard.
01:58:14.000 There's gonna be a Sombra somewhere here.
01:58:17.000 Sombra on me and kill me.
01:58:20.000 It's okay.
01:58:20.000 Sombra behind!
01:58:21.000 Sombra behind!
01:58:27.000 She got fucked up!
01:58:37.000 Stupid ass Sim.
01:58:38.000 Vinny.
01:58:40.000 This Vinny kid's a retard.
01:58:54.000 Somebody's somewhere here.
01:59:15.000 Ah, okay.
01:59:17.000 That is fucking ugly.
01:59:19.000 She's one shot.
01:59:34.000 Sombra 1, she got healed.
01:59:37.000 Come back, Myron.
01:59:39.000 You need to run.
01:59:57.000 I got a visor.
02:00:03.000 Bitch.
02:00:07.000 Time to melt them.
02:00:15.000 Fucking faggots.
02:00:21.000 Both won.
02:00:23.000 These kids got fucked up, man.
02:00:33.000 What do I do?
02:00:35.000 An African punch.
02:00:49.000 Alright.
02:00:53.000 One more game and I'll be Diamond 3.
02:00:56.000 Nice.
02:00:58.000 Let's go.
02:00:58.000 I gave them the Chinese Kung Fu, man.
02:01:05.000 Yeah, it's fucking rush hour in this bitch.
02:01:07.000 You got Myron the black guy, a Russian guy, and then you got fucking the China man.
02:01:13.000 It's rush hour.
02:01:14.000 Let's fucking go, man.
02:01:26.000 Can't say you're racist.
02:01:28.000 They definitely can't say I'm racist.
02:01:31.000 Yeah.
02:01:32.000 Even though I am.
02:01:33.000 Wait, what?
02:01:34.000 Huh?
02:01:38.000 All right, chat.
02:01:47.000 Let's see what they got.
02:01:48.000 What's going on with the chat here.
02:01:50.000 What's up, ninjas?
02:01:52.000 We got here.
02:01:53.000 Hey, Brian, it's great seeing you on Academic Stream.
02:01:55.000 You should do more content with him.
02:01:56.000 I will.
02:01:57.000 Jane's Off-Life, I will.
02:01:58.000 I'm going to be covering the Diddy shit tonight, guys, on FedReacts, so be tuned for that.
02:02:03.000 Let's see.
02:02:04.000 Anything else?
02:02:04.000 Have I missed it here?
02:02:07.000 Got 1,200.
02:02:08.000 Watch it, man.
02:02:09.000 That's lit, man.
02:02:09.000 Especially with me fucking not even announcing that I was going to be on.
02:02:15.000 And then we got how many of you guys on Twitter watching?
02:02:21.000 Oh, we got 3,000 of you guys watching on fucking...
02:02:23.000 Twitter.
02:02:49.000 Let's see what's the latest with Diddy.
02:02:51.000 Let's see here.
02:02:58.000 Let's see ninjas.
02:03:00.000 I got to do this on, I think I got to do this on Firefox though.
02:03:17.000 Sean Diddy Combs has researched...
02:03:19.000 Hold on.
02:03:21.000 I'll share screen with you Ninja so you can see.
02:03:26.000 Three days after authorities raided the rapper's homes in Los Angeles and Miami, the 54-year-old was seen having a family night out.
02:03:34.000 Combs was photographed at Topgolf in Miami March 28th with his 17-year-old twin daughters, Delilah and Jesse, who he shared with the late Kim Porter.
02:03:42.000 And as the Grammy winner, who was father of seven, walked by the paparazzi, he flashed them the peace sign.
02:03:47.000 On March 25th, Homeland Security Investigations, HSI agents executed search It's time to dominate.
02:04:07.000 Got a game?
02:04:08.000 Oh shit, I'm playing Healer!
02:04:09.000 Let's go!
02:04:28.000 Alright, we're going to the team?
02:04:37.000 This is a silver to plat game.
02:04:43.000 What is it?
02:04:48.000 These kids are about to get fucked up.
02:04:51.000 These kids are about to get fucked up on the other team, dude.
02:04:53.000 This is gonna be really bad for them.
02:04:55.000 Little do they know who they got on the other side.
02:05:02.000 TP, TP, TP, TP, TP, bro.
02:05:06.000 Oh, whatever.
02:05:07.000 No TP. TP my ass.
02:05:11.000 Are you retarded, nigga?
02:05:15.000 What did you say?
02:05:16.000 What the f***?
02:05:18.000 That's racist my man.
02:05:48.000 I did not see that shit there You haven't played support in a long time,
02:06:03.000 so yeah I'm a beast like a soldier.
02:06:22.000 Keep keeping things moving.
02:06:55.000 Oh, he got fucked up.
02:06:56.000 Damn ass.
02:07:02.000 Fuck.
02:07:17.000 Yeah, bitch.
02:07:22.000 Well, I'm retarded for that.
02:07:23.000 That was a shitty window.
02:07:26.000 I'm not good!
02:08:20.000 YO YO YO! Yo, what the fuck?
02:08:27.000 This dude on our team is retarded, bro.
02:08:31.000 You're retarded, bro?
02:08:32.000 No, I think you're retarded, man.
02:08:36.000 Fucker!
02:08:42.000 I'm stuck.
02:08:49.000 Tell your mom!
02:08:52.000 What the fuck?
02:09:28.000 Hell, they're on my shit!
02:09:33.000 Fuck them!
02:09:46.000 Woohoo!
02:09:47.000 F**k him up, f**k him up!
02:09:49.000 F**k him up!
02:09:49.000 F**k him up!
02:09:49.000 F**k him up!
02:09:49.000 F**k him up!
02:09:49.000 F**k him up!
02:09:50.000 F**k him up!
02:09:50.000 F**k him up!
02:09:50.000 F**k him up!
02:09:50.000 F**k him up!
02:09:50.000 F**k him up!
02:09:50.000 F**k him up!
02:09:51.000 F**k him up!
02:09:52.000 F**k him up!
02:09:53.000 F**k him up!
02:09:55.000 F**k him up!
02:09:55.000 F**k him up!
02:09:56.000 F**k him up!
02:09:57.000 F**k him up!
02:09:57.000 F**k him up!
02:09:57.000 F**k him up!
02:09:57.000 F**k him up!
02:09:57.000 F**k him up!
02:09:58.000 F**k him up!
02:09:58.000 F**k him up!
02:09:58.000 F**k him up!
02:09:58.000 F**k him up!
02:09:58.000 F**k him up!
02:09:59.000 F**k him up!
02:09:59.000 F**k him up!
02:10:00.000 F**k him up!
02:10:00.000 F**k him up!
02:10:00.000 F**k him up!
02:10:01.000 F**k him up!
02:10:03.000 F**k him up!
02:10:04.000 F**k him up Easy clap.
02:10:24.000 DPS dish.
02:10:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah!
02:10:28.000 How are you?
02:10:30.000 Oh, it's me again.
02:10:34.000 Nice.
02:10:35.000 Chinaman in the house.
02:10:37.000 Shut the fuck up, man.
02:10:41.000 Look at the juggle.
02:10:42.000 I just learned there yesterday.
02:10:45.000 Damn, okay.
02:10:48.000 Mr.
02:10:49.000 Mason got fucked up.
02:10:53.000 Oh, wow!
02:10:54.000 I gained 37% on that.
02:10:57.000 Nice.
02:10:58.000 They said you're one game from Diamond 3, no?
02:11:00.000 Let's get to Diamond 3.
02:11:02.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:11:03.000 Let me not queue up his...
02:11:04.000 I won't queue up his healer again.
02:11:06.000 My bad.
02:11:06.000 Yeah, let's get that.
02:11:07.000 Let's get that Diamond 3, man.
02:11:08.000 Yeah.
02:11:09.000 Let's do it.
02:11:13.000 I never know how to juggle with Winston.
02:11:17.000 I learned this yesterday.
02:11:19.000 I practiced this a little bit.
02:11:24.000 Feels good, man.
02:11:26.000 Feels good, man.
02:12:34.000 Alright.
02:12:35.000 We're both on DPS. Time to fuck these kids up.
02:12:39.000 Let's see it.
02:12:57.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
02:13:02.000 Looks like you brought her back online.
02:13:05.000 Lots of new detail to share.
02:13:07.000 We'll go in a team.
02:13:19.000 Remember the Vykovsky kingpins?
02:13:22.000 300 meters downrange.
02:13:25.000 You fired once, they both fell.
02:13:28.000 Beautiful.
02:13:30.000 That's not the word I would choose.
02:14:01.000 Soldiers up top.
02:14:07.000 I killed two.
02:14:09.000 Only D.Va.
02:14:10.000 Yeah, D.Va ran away.
02:14:11.000 I'm on payload.
02:14:13.000 Only D.Va, only D.Va.
02:14:32.000 Soldier of Week 2.
02:15:07.000 Kids are getting fucked up, dude.
02:15:09.000 This is bad.
02:15:10.000 These dudes are getting fucked up, man, by the Russian and the Chinaman.
02:15:15.000 You guys are letting them know that communism is cool somehow.
02:15:21.000 Putin and Xi Ping.
02:15:24.000 The Putin and Ping connection.
02:15:26.000 The communists!
02:15:27.000 The communists are here.
02:15:33.000 Fuckin' bitch killer.
02:15:34.000 Oh, she got fucked!
02:15:35.000 Yes!
02:15:36.000 You guys avenged me!
02:15:37.000 Great!
02:15:40.000 You guys fucked that whore up.
02:15:43.000 Break one on point.
02:15:45.000 That Mexican bitch got her shit pushed in.
02:15:52.000 Oh, I'm dead.
02:15:55.000 You guys got this.
02:15:59.000 There's nobody pushing payload.
02:16:01.000 Byron, behind you, there's a soldier.
02:16:04.000 Fuck.
02:16:15.000 Oh, she's anti-held.
02:16:38.000 What the fuck?
02:16:39.000 Bro, these dudes are faggots.
02:16:41.000 They're in our spawn now.
02:16:44.000 Bro.
02:16:46.000 Brig one.
02:16:51.000 We got four ults.
02:16:52.000 We got four ults.
02:16:55.000 Can anybody heal me?
02:16:58.000 Brig has one HP, man.
02:17:09.000 I'm gonna move payloads.
02:17:10.000 I'm gonna bring them to point.
02:17:12.000 Can we get the D.Va out of X like advisor here?
02:17:16.000 Or do we got...
02:17:17.000 Pushing payloads.
02:17:24.000 I don't know what the fuck they're doing.
02:17:29.000 Baby D.Va weak.
02:17:31.000 Kill Brig!
02:17:32.000 Kill Brig!
02:17:34.000 Got her.
02:17:35.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:17:35.000 Pushing payload.
02:17:36.000 Pushing payload.
02:17:37.000 I don't understand your generation.
02:17:41.000 Motherfucker just- I don't never hear you.
02:17:46.000 Fuck.
02:17:49.000 I've got you in my sights.
02:17:55.000 They'll regret that.
02:17:59.000 I'm gonna send Adam.
02:18:00.000 Look!
02:18:11.000 Soldier, 1 HP! Soldier, 1 HP! I got him!
02:18:14.000 D.Va low.
02:18:20.000 Sombra weak.
02:18:25.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:25.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:26.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:26.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:26.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:27.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:28.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:30.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:31.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:32.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:37.000 D.Va weak.
02:18:39.000 D Genji won.
02:18:42.000 Genji won.
02:18:44.000 Faggot.
02:18:45.000 We got it.
02:18:46.000 We got it.
02:18:46.000 Ana is running away.
02:18:48.000 She ain't leaving them.
02:18:52.000 I'm on D.Va with you bro.
02:18:54.000 I'm on D.Va with you.
02:18:55.000 I ran away.
02:18:57.000 Faggot.
02:19:02.000 D.Va won.
02:19:08.000 Good finish.
02:19:10.000 Genji dead.
02:19:13.000 I'm taking high ground up here.
02:19:13.000 You guys fucked him up.
02:19:15.000 You guys fucked him up.
02:19:29.000 Break is one.
02:19:32.000 Break where you go.
02:19:34.000 Keep it in my face.
02:19:56.000 Got you bro.
02:19:59.000 They got monkey now.
02:20:03.000 Monkey chasing me.
02:20:13.000 Genji on the right.
02:20:17.000 Monkey on me.
02:20:19.000 Monkey has no jump, he could die.
02:20:21.000 And he has no bubble, he's an idiot.
02:20:25.000 Oh shit!
02:20:37.000 Can you heal me?
02:20:51.000 Brick and die, she ults it to save herself.
02:21:06.000 Monkey won!
02:21:07.000 Oh my god!
02:21:09.000 Monkey dead.
02:21:12.000 Brick won!
02:21:13.000 Brick won!
02:21:13.000 Brick won!
02:21:13.000 Brick won!
02:21:14.000 Got her too.
02:21:15.000 Genji, I'm behind.
02:21:19.000 Yeah, get fucked, idiot!
02:21:21.000 You fucking faggot!
02:21:24.000 Oh, I'm slapped.
02:21:25.000 Oh, shit.
02:21:26.000 You go, you go, you go, you go.
02:21:27.000 Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.
02:21:28.000 I'm gonna take high ground.
02:21:29.000 Let's see in case I can touch it.
02:21:31.000 Oh, get on payload, bro!
02:21:32.000 Oh, shit.
02:21:44.000 Nice.
02:21:44.000 Good shit.
02:21:46.000 What?
02:21:52.000 This guy doesn't heal at all, designer.
02:21:55.000 Yeah, he's not.
02:21:55.000 Yeah, bro.
02:21:57.000 I was gonna say that too, designer's not really healing like that.
02:22:01.000 But...
02:22:02.000 I mean, Ryan found his face.
02:22:04.000 He'd be better off playing Xen or some shit.
02:22:07.000 So you can just throw orbs and chill.
02:22:10.000 Yeah, he only give me one nano.
02:22:13.000 And that's it.
02:22:19.000 Yeah, I'm gonna play ball.
02:22:23.000 Oh, they got some, bro.
02:22:25.000 Yeah, chat, I'm out of Overwatch, yo.
02:22:27.000 I was banned for two weeks, bro.
02:22:29.000 They banned me, man.
02:22:30.000 They suspended my account for two weeks, man.
02:22:32.000 Fucking homos, man, at Blizzard.
02:22:34.000 I mean, I'm not surprised.
02:22:38.000 Is Kaplan still the boss?
02:22:42.000 Nah, nah, he got switched a long time ago.
02:22:45.000 Oh, Kaplan ain't there no more?
02:22:46.000 Okay, nevermind.
02:22:48.000 Can we fish in?
02:22:49.000 I'm gonna punch someone into this room.
02:22:53.000 Oh, you're playing hogs?
02:22:54.000 I'm fishing.
02:22:55.000 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:22:56.000 You can use me as bait.
02:22:57.000 I'm doomed.
02:22:58.000 Oh, you're doomed?
02:22:59.000 Okay.
02:22:59.000 You can use me as bait.
02:23:00.000 Yeah.
02:23:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23:05.000 I'm struggling.
02:23:06.000 I still fuck this jump up all the time.
02:23:11.000 I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
02:23:16.000 Oh, monkey on me, yup.
02:23:18.000 You monkey, you monkey, you monkey, you monkey!
02:23:20.000 You're fucked monkey, how does that feel?
02:23:23.000 I don't want to shine in the back over there.
02:23:32.000 A brick one, brick one.
02:23:38.000 Ah shit, monkey on me!
02:23:40.000 Oh lord, I'm gonna die!
02:23:41.000 Just run, just run, just run.
02:23:43.000 You're not gonna die.
02:23:44.000 I got away, I got away.
02:23:47.000 Uh, do you want to bait again, Maren?
02:23:50.000 Play what?
02:23:52.000 Baited Winston again.
02:23:54.000 Uh, let me try.
02:23:54.000 Let me try if I can get up there quick enough.
02:23:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:23:58.000 Let me see.
02:24:00.000 The pressure's on.
02:24:03.000 No, no, no, no.
02:24:04.000 Okay, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.
02:24:06.000 Let's see if he's gonna jump on me.
02:24:10.000 Oh, he's over by you, bro.
02:24:12.000 Oh, no, he...
02:24:12.000 Yeah.
02:24:13.000 No, he ran away.
02:24:19.000 Monkey's looking up at me.
02:24:20.000 He's gonna jump up on me soon.
02:24:21.000 Yep, here he is.
02:24:23.000 Oh, you're not here, Doofus!
02:24:26.000 Let me die, you fucking African booty scratcher.
02:24:34.000 I'm Gokeo, uh...
02:24:37.000 The Mercury.
02:24:38.000 What?
02:24:39.000 The prick is on- What?
02:24:43.000 I'm coming- These fighters don't respawn bro, what the fuck?
02:24:46.000 What?
02:24:47.000 There's a two healer on- I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you.
02:24:56.000 No, don't worry about it.
02:25:00.000 They're not supporting their team, so let's just fight by the payload.
02:25:07.000 Like, ignore them, honestly.
02:25:08.000 I mean, you can kill them, sure, but it's fine.
02:25:11.000 Okay, now it makes sense why you aren't getting healed, bro.
02:25:13.000 Affinity's a woman.
02:25:16.000 Now it makes sense, bro.
02:25:22.000 This is what happens when women play video games, bro.
02:25:31.000 You should know this now.
02:25:36.000 Oh my god.
02:25:38.000 She's probably a Shen Yu.
02:25:57.000 Bye bye!
02:26:12.000 Bro, how the fuck are you 40 and 5, bro?
02:26:15.000 I'm like that.
02:26:20.000 I'm trying to maintain a plan around.
02:26:23.000 Yeah.
02:26:30.000 Sambra coming.
02:26:34.000 Can we kill?
02:26:36.000 I'm slept.
02:26:37.000 Genji on me.
02:26:41.000 Wow, these dudes are faggots.
02:26:59.000 Finity, how are you 8 and 12, bro?
02:27:18.000 God damn it.
02:27:22.000 Damn!
02:27:28.000 He solo EMPed me.
02:27:30.000 They're really gonna get it?
02:27:31.000 Oh wow.
02:27:32.000 Alright.
02:27:33.000 I gotta stop trying.
02:27:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:27:34.000 The Sombra solo EMPed me.
02:27:38.000 Run, Marin!
02:27:39.000 No, you're running the wrong way!
02:27:41.000 You're gonna die now!
02:27:44.000 You got this!
02:27:46.000 Three of them chased me, bro.
02:27:48.000 Fucking faggots, man.
02:27:50.000 That's true.
02:27:59.000 My bad.
02:28:02.000 Oh, Ana...
02:28:03.000 Ana still doesn't heal me.
02:28:04.000 Damn.
02:28:15.000 Brig is one.
02:28:19.000 Junker Queen in that room with Junkra- uh...
02:28:22.000 Bitch.
02:28:27.000 Fuck.
02:29:02.000 What the fuck am I doing?
02:29:10.000 What the fuck am I doing?
02:29:14.000 We're fucking all so bad, we're not trying anymore, that's why.
02:29:17.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:29:19.000 I'm literally not trying.
02:29:22.000 Ah, shit.
02:29:56.000 Moira one!
02:29:57.000 Moira one!
02:29:58.000 Moira one!
02:29:59.000 Good finish.
02:30:02.000 Fucking scrubs.
02:30:05.000 Come back a bit.
02:30:14.000 I'm gonna kill...
02:30:27.000 Oh, shit.
02:30:30.000 He'll have an iron.
02:30:33.000 Yeah, fuck you and your little sword, faggot.
02:30:36.000 Fuck you too, you dyke whore.
02:30:38.000 Come here, bitches!
02:30:39.000 Let's go!
02:30:43.000 Yeah, you better run like the scally dogs you are, faggots.
02:31:01.000 Back up a bit.
02:31:03.000 Oh wow, she got fucked up!
02:31:22.000 Oh shit!
02:31:24.000 They're all chasing me.
02:31:25.000 Wow, faggots man.
02:31:38.000 W. Kids are trash, bro.
02:31:43.000 57 and 9.
02:31:45.000 57.
02:31:45.000 Damn, man.
02:31:46.000 You guys are fags.
02:31:50.000 Kids got fucked up, man.
02:31:55.000 What the fuck is that skin?
02:32:06.000 Never seen that skin before in my life.
02:32:16.000 We diamond three, gang.
02:32:19.000 I think we gotta do one more, bro.
02:32:24.000 You guys outperformed me on that one really bad.
02:32:26.000 What the fuck, man?
02:32:29.000 I didn't even try.
02:32:31.000 Yeah, see?
02:32:31.000 That's not good.
02:32:32.000 I got shit on.
02:32:34.000 Yalla, let's go.
02:32:35.000 I ain't getting carried on my last game.
02:32:37.000 Fuck that.
02:32:38.000 I thought I did good.
02:32:39.000 I went 35-8 or some shit.
02:32:40.000 That was trash.
02:32:43.000 Oh, we're the same stats, me and Alguerr.
02:32:47.000 Yeah, you guys pretty much are the same, yeah.
02:32:51.000 Let me see how much we win.
02:32:54.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7...
02:33:06.000 Put my hair foam in right now.
02:33:11.000 So I don't go all the way.
02:33:13.000 23 and 3.
02:33:27.000 Marin, can I live with you for one week?
02:33:30.000 What was that bro?
02:33:32.000 No, no.
02:33:33.000 I said a chat.
02:33:34.000 I said, Maren, can I live with you for a week?
02:33:37.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:33:40.000 The answer is no, my Heidi Futures.
02:33:48.000 I'll teach you about something you don't know.
02:33:54.000 You say lonely.
02:33:56.000 You seem lonely.
02:33:58.000 Here, I'll be right back.
02:33:59.000 This is gay, man.
02:34:03.000 They're so gay man.
02:34:14.000 Damn.
02:34:15.000 Right before he leaves.
02:34:20.000 Don't be gay man.
02:34:55.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
02:35:09.000 Let's get this done.
02:35:15.000 No!
02:35:32.000 He's one.
02:35:33.000 He's one.
02:35:34.000 Trust me, Mercy.
02:35:35.000 Thank you.
02:35:37.000 Attack the objective.
02:35:38.000 I'm capturing the objective.
02:35:41.000 All right.
02:35:43.000 Let's go.
02:35:46.000 Zen on the right.
02:36:00.000 Baptiste one.
02:36:01.000 Baptiste one.
02:36:08.000 Oh, doom idiot!
02:36:09.000 Doom faggot!
02:36:10.000 Doom faggot!
02:36:16.000 Damn, I don't got heal?
02:36:19.000 Rest me, Mercy.
02:36:21.000 You got this, Mercy.
02:36:22.000 Rest me.
02:36:24.000 Nice!
02:36:25.000 Damn.
02:36:26.000 Ah, shit.
02:36:27.000 She's copying Bastion.
02:36:28.000 Bastion.
02:36:37.000 They got hog now, they got hog.
02:36:43.000 No hook, no hook, no hook, no hook, you can die!
02:36:45.000 Oh man.
02:36:58.000 Echo weak in the sky.
02:37:02.000 No, he's not weak!
02:37:03.000 Damn.
02:37:07.000 You're lying, man!
02:37:09.000 Yeah, I'm running, I'm running.
02:37:27.000 Of course, of course uses a gay-ass immortality field.
02:37:36.000 At least he didn't leave him behind, I appreciate that.
02:37:39.000 This hog is chasing me!
02:37:41.000 Die!
02:37:42.000 Die!
02:37:42.000 What the fuck!
02:37:43.000 You fat fuck!
02:37:45.000 Goddamn!
02:37:47.000 Holy shit!
02:37:53.000 Dude, absorbed everything, bro!
02:38:01.000 And Myringa panicked.
02:38:03.000 Bro, I was like, what the fuck?
02:38:05.000 He won't die, man!
02:38:09.000 Fucking fat bastard just fucking takes a breather right there in front of me and shit, man.
02:38:26.000 Five.
02:38:27.000 Four.
02:38:28.000 Three.
02:38:29.000 Two.
02:38:30.000 Oh, they said awkward unranked GM2 on Bastion.
02:38:34.000 Oh shit, they know it's you, Awkward!
02:38:36.000 They know it's you, bro!
02:38:39.000 They're like, no wonder we're getting our fucking cheeks clapped right now.
02:38:41.000 We got a pro!
02:38:57.000 Oh!
02:38:58.000 Fuck!
02:38:58.000 I've been, I've been.
02:39:00.000 Yo, McCree coming up on our Mercy.
02:39:03.000 I'm playing too much.
02:39:07.000 You fucking two-tap me man, damn.
02:39:13.000 I'm on the hog!
02:39:20.000 Here comes this hog trying to fucking...
02:39:28.000 Soldier and weak?
02:39:29.000 Oh, that bitch ran.
02:39:43.000 Hit them with them rockets!
02:39:44.000 I love them, bud!
02:39:50.000 Rest me, rest me, rest me, rest me!
02:39:52.000 No!
02:39:57.000 Take an off angle, here we go.
02:39:59.000 Got it.
02:40:00.000 Let's go.
02:40:02.000 Nigger bitch on point!
02:40:09.000 Cowboy faggot, come here!
02:40:12.000 Oh!
02:40:12.000 Fuck!
02:40:19.000 Is this dude's gamertag GayTorb69?
02:40:22.000 Fucking faggots on this shit, man.
02:40:24.000 The fuck?
02:40:26.000 Gaytorb69.
02:40:27.000 Alright, queer.
02:40:29.000 I'm about to show you a hate crime right now, fag boy.
02:40:36.000 Melt him!
02:40:37.000 Melt him or be on the homo!
02:40:39.000 No!
02:40:39.000 Push me off the map!
02:40:41.000 God damn it, man.
02:40:47.000 I'll swap, I'll swap.
02:40:51.000 I'll rub some dirt on it.
02:40:53.000 Let's go.
02:40:56.000 Get this fat piece of shit!
02:41:01.000 Kill the homo!
02:41:04.000 Oh, get fucked!
02:41:05.000 Let's go!
02:41:06.000 Let's get in here!
02:41:08.000 It's over for you faggots now!
02:41:10.000 I love him, bud!
02:41:19.000 Oh, shit!
02:41:23.000 McCree, one shot!
02:41:24.000 Careful!
02:41:25.000 Good shit, Timmy!
02:41:26.000 Take it off!
02:41:27.000 Angle damage!
02:41:28.000 Damage that!
02:41:28.000 Oh shit!
02:41:29.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:41:29.000 Nigga bitch looking at me.
02:41:31.000 You got it, you got it.
02:41:32.000 Let's go.
02:41:46.000 Oh, Kariko on point!
02:41:47.000 Kariko on point!
02:41:48.000 Aw shit!
02:41:49.000 Nice res, nice res.
02:41:52.000 Get this bitch!
02:41:55.000 Okay, here they come in.
02:42:04.000 Echo dead?
02:42:05.000 She got you?
02:42:09.000 Yeah...
02:42:09.000 Oh!
02:42:11.000 Oh shit!
02:42:12.000 Can you touch?
02:42:13.000 Can you touch, man?
02:42:15.000 Oh, why'd I do that?
02:42:16.000 I'm fucking bad.
02:42:17.000 I ran away.
02:42:22.000 Bro, goddamn!
02:42:27.000 Alright.
02:42:28.000 We got him on this one, bro.
02:42:31.000 Understood.
02:42:35.000 Your hair looks brittle, Jack.
02:42:38.000 Are you taking your batoness?
02:43:05.000 Alright, let's go.
02:43:06.000 Let's fuck these units up.
02:43:12.000 I'm going right.
02:43:15.000 I think someone else just went.
02:43:18.000 They recalled.
02:43:27.000 Pog on point.
02:43:44.000 This tracer's a fucking bitch, man.
02:43:57.000 Press anyone, man!
02:44:02.000 Bro, how?
02:44:05.000 If I'm still standing, I'm still fighting.
02:44:08.000 Alright.
02:44:09.000 I need healing.
02:44:12.000 Roadhog time!
02:44:17.000 Tracer on the left.
02:44:22.000 Hog no hook!
02:44:23.000 Hog no hook!
02:44:23.000 Hog no hook!
02:44:33.000 This tracer's on my dick, man.
02:44:36.000 Honey, help further out, honey.
02:44:43.000 Bro, where's the HEO? What are you guys doing?
02:44:51.000 Huh?
02:44:51.000 Where's the HEO? Bro!
02:44:56.000 I don't know.
02:44:57.000 What the fuck's going on, bro?
02:45:02.000 Okay, we pop Force Trance, that's good.
02:45:10.000 Alright.
02:45:13.000 I got you, Agur.
02:45:18.000 Tracer weak, Tracer weak on the left.
02:45:22.000 This fucking Tracer's a bitch, man.
02:45:27.000 Thank you.
02:45:28.000 Fucking annoying.
02:45:29.000 Bro, heal, please!
02:45:31.000 Geo, you're a tag!
02:45:35.000 Damn!
02:45:39.000 Hawk coming, Hawk coming, don't get hooked!
02:45:41.000 No hook, no hook, no hook!
02:45:56.000 I'm with you, I'm with you, I'm with you!
02:45:58.000 Sojourn on the left!
02:46:00.000 What a nice hook!
02:46:01.000 Get fucked, bitch!
02:46:04.000 Kill the gay boy!
02:46:09.000 Soldier!
02:46:11.000 Faggot!
02:46:13.000 No!
02:46:13.000 Don't let him kill our Pharah!
02:46:14.000 Don't let him kill our Pharah!
02:46:18.000 There we go!
02:46:20.000 Help Pharah!
02:46:26.000 Don't stay still, man.
02:46:28.000 I got hills right here for you.
02:46:31.000 Careful, man.
02:46:34.000 Back a bit, back a bit, back a bit.
02:46:35.000 They got Ekko now, they got Ekko now.
02:46:44.000 They got Baptiste again.
02:46:50.000 Try to do something, my bad.
02:46:52.000 Hog, Hog, Hog trying to come in.
02:46:55.000 Uh, Ana, is somebody dead over there?
02:47:04.000 Hog is weak.
02:47:15.000 No!
02:47:16.000 Fuck!
02:47:17.000 She nano-ed that bitch!
02:47:26.000 We won this one time, one time.
02:47:28.000 Yeah, one fight.
02:47:30.000 I don't die, Marin.
02:47:31.000 I'm backing up, I'm backing up.
02:47:40.000 Alright.
02:47:41.000 Sojourn over here on the left.
02:47:43.000 Nice hook!
02:47:53.000 Sojourn?
02:47:53.000 She's- Oh, fuck!
02:47:55.000 Echo's one, man!
02:47:58.000 Oh!
02:47:59.000 Sojourn behind you guys!
02:48:00.000 Sojourn behind you guys!
02:48:01.000 And hog!
02:48:01.000 And hog!
02:48:05.000 Bro, what?!
02:48:17.000 How do you get sleep right in the point?
02:48:23.000 Mercy is trolling.
02:48:28.000 Damn, bro.
02:48:34.000 So fucking lucky, man.
02:48:37.000 Fucking bullshit, bro.
02:48:42.000 That literally just saved those faggots, bro.
02:48:47.000 Oh, Yennefer's on.
02:48:49.000 So we can have someone that's not a retard, like the other Mercy.
02:48:54.000 Yeah, we'll bring her on.
02:48:56.000 Fuck it.
02:48:58.000 Now we have a competent healer that's not gonna be a fucking retard.
02:49:04.000 Alright.
02:49:05.000 We can't go out on a loss.
02:49:11.000 Let's do it.
02:49:23.000 You're awkward.
02:49:23.000 You there?
02:49:24.000 Or you die?
02:49:28.000 I have people at my door every two seconds.
02:49:30.000 Oh, okay.
02:49:34.000 It's the Ukrainians.
02:49:35.000 They're there to collect.
02:49:41.000 Are we spinning, team?
02:49:48.000 Prepare to attack.
02:50:15.000 Every soldier needs a cause.
02:50:20.000 Remember what we're fighting for.
02:50:29.000 Curse me all you want.
02:50:31.000 Without conflict, there is no future for humanity.
02:50:40.000 I've done things I'm not proud of.
02:50:43.000 Time to start making up for it.
02:50:45.000 No, guys, I didn't get my Instagram back.
02:50:47.000 Yeah, I'm working on it.
02:50:48.000 Trying to get it back.
02:50:48.000 I gotta ban him for some bullshit, bro.
02:50:51.000 Alright, join team, guys.
02:51:30.000 Fuck.
02:51:40.000 Alright, this Mario and their team is crazy.
02:52:33.000 One shot to Moira.
02:52:35.000 One shot to Moira.
02:52:37.000 Capturing the point.
02:52:45.000 Objective A captured.
02:52:51.000 Don't have a shield.
02:52:52.000 Be careful, man.
02:52:57.000 Sombra 1!
02:52:58.000 Sombra 1!
02:53:03.000 Watch out, Wendell.
02:53:07.000 Stressable?
02:53:08.000 Maybe?
02:53:10.000 Oh, she hacked me.
02:53:28.000 Act behind.
02:53:32.000 Alright, they used two ultimates.
02:53:34.000 I got Visor for this next one.
02:53:41.000 We ready?
02:54:01.000 Alright, let's get in here.
02:54:16.000 Wow, they're chasing us.
02:54:18.000 Fuck, man.
02:54:21.000 I can't get away with this.
02:55:30.000 Sigma weak!
02:55:31.000 Sigma weak!
02:55:31.000 Sigma weak!
02:55:34.000 Sigma one!
02:55:35.000 Good finish.
02:55:39.000 I'm on this McCree with you.
02:55:45.000 Let's go!
02:55:46.000 Let's go!
02:55:49.000 Faggots.
02:55:52.000 Let's switch to Winston, bro.
02:55:53.000 Now we're fucking them up.
02:56:02.000 Oh, they got Reaper now.
02:56:08.000 Fuck you?
02:56:09.000 No!
02:56:11.000 Moira's weak!
02:56:20.000 Baptiste up top.
02:56:32.000 We're sojourn.
02:56:37.000 They got a Roadhog now.
02:56:43.000 Baptiste running.
02:56:58.000 What the fuck?
02:57:08.000 Baptiste is weak.
02:57:14.000 Ten seconds remaining.
02:57:25.000 I rub some dirt on it.
02:57:26.000 Let's go.
02:57:27.000 No, man.
02:57:30.000 Overtime.
02:57:39.000 Yo, Benji, I don't know what the fuck you're doing, bro, but you gotta stop sucking dick at this game right now.
02:57:45.000 Is this dude even in the fucking chat?
02:57:58.000 Sorry guys, I have so many things going to go to my house right now.
02:58:01.000 Oh, you couldn't focus?
02:58:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:58:04.000 Alright, let's just uh, this will be the last game then.
02:58:06.000 Let's uh, let's hold up.
02:58:07.000 We got a full hold in here, bro.
02:58:09.000 100% focus.
02:58:10.000 Yeah, I'll focus up, destroy these kids, and I have to go.
02:58:14.000 I have too many things going on.
02:58:15.000 No worries, no worries.
02:58:16.000 Last game here.
02:58:17.000 Yo, Benji, stop sucking dick, you fucking faggot.
02:58:21.000 I'm not trying to lose.
02:58:23.000 Is he in the chat right now?
02:58:25.000 No, he's not in the chat.
02:58:26.000 Soldier needs a cause.
02:58:30.000 Weather report?
02:58:31.000 Lots of fun!
02:58:41.000 Alright, time to full hold these faggots.
02:58:44.000 We got, uh...
02:58:46.000 We got, um...
02:58:49.000 Awkward on Zen, we about to fuck these faggots up.
02:59:01.000 I'm gonna have high ground right here.
02:59:03.000 Uh, yo, Hennifer, come up here.
02:59:05.000 Or Yennefer?
02:59:06.000 Yennefer?
02:59:09.000 He said I was only on pushing the payload.
02:59:10.000 Shut the fuck up, faggot.
02:59:12.000 You fucking suck.
02:59:16.000 Oh, Widow, Widow, Widow, Widow, Widow!
02:59:17.000 I'm backing up.
02:59:17.000 I'm backing up.
02:59:18.000 They got Widow.
02:59:18.000 They got Widow.
02:59:19.000 I'm backing up.
02:59:21.000 Be careful.
02:59:31.000 One dead.
02:59:37.000 I don't even want to poke.
02:59:39.000 I don't want to get sniped.
02:59:42.000 Okay, she's dead so I can...
02:59:43.000 Benji did something for once.
02:59:45.000 Useless fuck.
02:59:48.000 Back man, back.
03:00:17.000 They got Sombra now.
03:00:20.000 So be careful.
03:00:21.000 Sombra to the left, dead stupid bitch.
03:00:36.000 Moira behind.
03:00:55.000 Baptiste won!
03:00:56.000 Got him!
03:00:59.000 Nigger bitch!
03:01:00.000 Orisa one!
03:01:00.000 Orisa one!
03:01:01.000 Orisa one!
03:01:01.000 Orisa one!
03:01:02.000 Coming to point!
03:01:02.000 Behind you!
03:01:02.000 Behind you!
03:01:05.000 Nice!
03:01:06.000 Nice!
03:01:06.000 Nice!
03:01:07.000 Nice!
03:01:07.000 Two more minutes!
03:01:08.000 Two minutes and we continue to punish these faggots!
03:01:11.000 I don't got Widowmaker anymore so I'm on the high ground!
03:01:13.000 Let's fucking go!
03:01:20.000 Don't die dude!
03:01:22.000 Beautiful hook!
03:01:26.000 Thank you, thank you.
03:01:34.000 I got a visor.
03:01:44.000 She missed her- no javelin?
03:01:57.000 Going high ground again.
03:02:03.000 No!
03:02:04.000 Fuck!
03:02:05.000 How?
03:02:12.000 We weren't even in that circle, bro.
03:02:14.000 Alright, I'll come back with a visor right now.
03:02:16.000 Me and Mercer come back.
03:02:17.000 Stay alive.
03:02:17.000 Just live.
03:02:18.000 Just live.
03:02:18.000 Just live.
03:02:19.000 Just live.
03:02:19.000 Just live.
03:02:23.000 No!
03:02:24.000 Alright, I'm just backing up.
03:02:25.000 I'm backing up.
03:02:26.000 They got it.
03:02:31.000 It's cool.
03:02:31.000 We have three minutes to hold the entire point.
03:02:34.000 I'm taking high ground over here.
03:02:46.000 I'm gonna pop Visor here in a second.
03:02:48.000 You guys ready?
03:02:49.000 Let's go!
03:02:58.000 McCree won!
03:03:00.000 Fucking shit, man.
03:03:02.000 Bro, this is icebox!
03:03:12.000 Oh my god, bro.
03:03:27.000 They didn't see me?
03:03:31.000 Orisa half.
03:03:35.000 McCree, they're all by the jail.
03:03:37.000 Oh man, I'm backing up.
03:03:38.000 They got window.
03:04:00.000 One HP on point, one HP on point.
03:04:02.000 Oh yeah, I know.
03:04:02.000 I'm on payload.
03:04:03.000 They jumped on it on me, though.
03:04:06.000 Fuck!
03:04:09.000 I cannot do more!
03:04:12.000 I tried.
03:04:14.000 Oh, it's my bad.
03:04:15.000 My bad, guys.
03:04:16.000 Nah, it's not your bad, bro.
03:04:18.000 Armay sucks.
03:04:20.000 Dude is fucking trash.
03:04:21.000 He went 9-11.
03:04:22.000 Fucking terrible.
03:04:25.000 Fucking trash, bro.
03:04:28.000 Play of the game.
03:04:32.000 Now these warriors are always gonna kill someone with his own.
03:04:46.000 Alright guys, I apologize.
03:04:53.000 Trash performance, but I have to go.
03:04:55.000 No, no, no.
03:04:56.000 No worries, bro.
03:04:56.000 No worries.
03:04:58.000 I'm gonna get off myself, man.
03:05:01.000 All right, have a good one.
03:05:03.000 All right, guys.
03:05:03.000 Yeah.
03:05:04.000 Bye.
03:05:06.000 Later, Fags.
03:05:07.000 I'm going to jump off the stream.
03:05:10.000 Guys, I'm going to be back on FedReacts tonight.
03:05:13.000 We're going to talk about the Diddy case, 9 p.m.
03:05:16.000 All right, guys?
03:05:17.000 So definitely check out FedReacts tonight.
03:05:20.000 We're going to talk about the Diddy case.
03:05:21.000 It's going to be a lady.
03:05:22.000 Love y'all ninjas.
03:05:23.000 Peace.
03:05:24.000 We're Diamond3King.