Smokin' Peasants On OW2
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Length
6 hours and 22 minutes
Words per Minute
68.23047
Hate Speech Sentences
345
Summary
In this episode of the stream, we have Chinaman in the house with me and we talk about a recent video that has been making the rounds on the internet. We also talk about the new Rumble update, and how we are going to handle it. Also, I talk about my date and how it went, and a few other things that have been going on in my life. We also react to a video that's been going around the internet, and give our thoughts on it, and talk about some other video games we are playing, and some other random stuff that's going on. I hope you guys enjoy this episode, and stay tuned for the next one coming soon! XOXO, JayJay and - The Broke Guy Cheers, - Sideshow :D - Myron, Myron: Myron's Story - JayJay's Story - Jay Jay's Reaction to a Video that's Going Around the Internet - Jay's Dating Life - Jay s Dating Life, and What's Next? - What's next for Jay's Life? Jay's Advice for His Date - How to Go On a Date - What to do with a Non-Winners in Gaming - Why He's Not Playing Video Game - Jay talks about His First Date - Why he Don't Play Video Games - How He's Joined the Gaming Community - How His Date Changed His Life - What He's Been Playing Video Games - How's He's Enjoying His Life? - What Would He Do On His First Game - How Does He's Life Look Like? - Where's He Plays Video Game? - How Will He Play Video Gameplay? - Why's He Loves His Life Be Better Than He's Gonna Play More Than That? - When He's Playing More Than He Does It? - Who's Gotta Play More? - And More! - And How Can He Sleep More Than Others Play More Often? - and More? , and Much More! - And So Much More... - And What's He Say About It's Better Than That?! - and How Can I Can Do It? -- and How Will I Can I Play It? -- and So Much Better Play It Better? -- And How Much More? -- , And How's It's Not Better Than This? ? -- And More?! And How Will It Happen, And How Often Will He Can I Do It, And Other Things Like That?
Transcript
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We were about to smoke some bad kids post-gym beatdown on Scrubs.
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We got Fed Reacts later tonight, so that's going to be a good time.
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Interesting video that we're going to be reacting to, which I'll talk about later on in the stream.
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But yeah, guys, today's going to be a good time.
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And I got Chinaman in the house with me right now.
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Oh, Chinaman, do not mention the project that we're doing on the side, by the way.
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But yeah, don't mention it since we're on the stream.
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Me and Chinaman are doing a project, which you guys are going to see tomorrow, by the way, FYI. We might have tried to ban on the podcast, bro.
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You might have to translate some shit for us in Mandarin.
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But anyway, with that said, guys, welcome to the stream.
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It's a Sunday morning, and I'll tell y'all this.
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People can get the beat down early in the morning.
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China, man, are we going to do open queue or you want to do...
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I'm a Diamond 2 on DPS, and right now I'm a Plat 5.
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Yeah, I think you're going to announce it back on Rumble.
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Matter of fact, let me put the Rumble display on here.
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I'll put the restream chat in here for y'all ninjas too.
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And then I'm going to go ahead and put the Rumble viewers.
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Shout out to Bills, man, for teaching me how to use...
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Teaching me how to use OBS, bro, because this is not easy, man.
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Bill's set up all these stuff for me here, so when I'm looking, I can see both chats simultaneously.
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And then we're going to get a YouTube gaming video stream here soon, too.
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I just got to be careful with YouTube, because, you know, they're kind of lame.
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No, I'm not streaming on YouTube right now, no.
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We got Boss Boy says, Myron, you probably don't remember me.
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She told me she doesn't normally come to the base first date.
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I'm glad that you were able to, you know, make that happen on a date.
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I know that was a big step for you, so I'm happy to hear that.
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Jay goes, I thought video games were for non-winners in life.
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If you're a brokie or you don't got your life together, you shouldn't be playing video games.
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And also, another reason why I'm joining the gaming community, you guys are probably wondering, is because there's a lot of sims over here.
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There's a lot of imps over here, is what I'll say, right?
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So, bro, I'm trying to convert these guys, trying to teach these guys that, you know, not to be one of these dudes and, you know...
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To understand that you got to make money, you got to get in the gym, you got to become successful, you got to become the best version of yourself.
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And then also it's kind of funny because I'm bringing back Toxic in gaming because I noticed that gaming has been very soft.
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I look at a lot of these Overwatch streamers and quite frankly, they're bitch made, if I'm gonna be honest with y'all.
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I got Chinaman in a house where they're super based over there.
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We about to destroy these scrubs, let's fucking go!
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We might need a Winston to deal with this Widowmaker, though.
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Got you, got you, got you, got you, got you, got you.
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They got walls, they got walls, they got walls.
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So, don't take it personally when I get the most kills, okay?
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Oh, you guys are lucky enough to pop that window.
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I'm moving payload since you guys don't want to move it.
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Alright, I'm about to pop this window here in a second.
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They said, fun fact, China is actually Xi Jinping.
00:23:22.000
There are only two people in the fucking point.
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I don't- I don't- I don't know what- I don't- I don't- I don't- WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK? YOU GOT 8000 DAMAGE IN FUCKING 16 MINUTES! WHAT YOU DOING, MAN? Yeah, you know you only have- YOU KNOW FUCKING NOTHING! SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay,
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Just got a fucking slight- Alright, I'm dropping down, I'm dropping down, I'm dropping down.
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Orisa one, Orisa one, Orisa one, Orisa one, Orisa one, Got her.
00:27:01.000
Palamaki, if I was DPS, we would on that shit, bro.
00:27:10.000
You were crying about- No, you're shutting up now.
00:27:19.000
I think Chowdomey got you there, pallet monkey.
00:27:28.000
Actually, it's very rare that we draw, but fuck it.
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I'm gonna put another thing right here for draw.
00:29:01.000
Yeah, I mostly play DPS, and I could play Ilari, Kiri.
00:29:31.000
Oh, I won't even let me play DPS. Wait, this JN Control nigga don't got a mic.
00:29:58.000
Alright, Yennefer, I'll get you in the next game.
00:30:06.000
Hold off on texting until she does, seeking advice.
00:30:26.000
Yeah, I am playing with people that watch the show.
00:30:46.000
Okay, so this is a Smurf account that you're using right now, then?
00:31:09.000
They think it's hilarious that you, uh, that you, um, go raging on these kids.
00:31:15.000
Shout out to all you guys joining, bro, uh, uh, on Twitch.
00:31:20.000
I am gonna single-handedly make Twitch Not make Twitch, but make Overwatch toxic, okay?
00:31:26.000
We're gonna make Overwatch toxic again because I ain't gonna lie, these Overwatch streamers, a lot of them are pussies, man.
00:31:32.000
You know, they're all social justice warrior type, and that shit's lame.
00:33:06.000
Who's your best healer that you play that you ranked up to masters with?
00:35:15.000
Alright, now that I've fixed my sense, I'm gonna hit more shots.
00:36:06.000
Oh, these kids are getting their ship pushed in.
00:36:25.000
Oh yeah, you ninjas didn't know I could play Zen, did you?
00:37:15.000
Oh, Bastion out of position all the way on the right.
00:41:04.000
These dudes are getting fucked, but we're not moving the payload.
00:41:16.000
Our Junker Queen just said it in the front row.
00:42:14.000
I was originally from Jamaica, but I moved to Georgia.
00:42:30.000
Because there's two people in the US, so I have to get boosted.
00:42:43.000
Yeah, we should've been able to push that the whole way, but it's fine.
00:42:52.000
You can't deport Chinaman, because Chinaman isn't in the United States, guys.
00:45:36.000
You're still getting out of mech with all that healing, though!
00:45:49.000
Yo, keep our ram up so he ults and kills them, bro.
00:46:05.000
If you guys can, back up, back up, because I'm coming back and I'm going to try to heal y'all.
00:46:34.000
We hold him here, we hold him here, we hold him here.
00:46:58.000
They're not even pushing payload because they suck.
00:47:38.000
831 type G says FNF chat, stay banning and blocking.
00:47:41.000
LMAO for masculine community island are definitely soft.
00:49:57.000
I don't know what the hell you talking about, bro.
00:52:08.000
Alright, so I gotta update the fucking numbers right now.
00:52:29.000
I don't know if I'm gonna count those though, Chinaman.
00:52:38.000
Yeah, we won't count them because we're not on stream.
00:56:21.000
The cream of the crop, we cannot allow them to.
00:59:27.000
We need to put more pressure on these guys, man.
01:00:23.000
This dude ain't putting no pressure on the other fucking team, bro.
01:02:11.000
I'm not, but I can't fucking move this robot because...
01:03:21.000
Tired of healing, this shit's fucking annoying.
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And the tank on the low is like one of the most important roles, bro.
01:04:48.000
I don't know why I can't play this tank on this account.
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I have killed their DPS combined so we can get a draw.
01:09:43.000
I'll never forgive us for what we did in Hanamura.
01:13:50.000
Bro, I'm doing so much goddamn healing right now.
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I can't even do damage guys, I'm just fucking healing you faggots.
01:15:09.000
Okay, so you don't want me to follow you right now?
01:19:30.000
Yo, Violent, by the way, I have a friend who's like a top 10 DPS player who's ready to join whenever, but since our stack is full...
01:19:55.000
He was like rank 300 or 200 this season as well.
01:20:08.000
So if we play with him, like, we're not gonna lose, bro.
01:20:23.000
Because I can't even queue up on DPS right now.
01:20:39.000
Well Ryze just has to get on another account, and then we can do it.
01:20:57.000
Samarin doesn't have to yell in, so he doesn't lose his voice.
01:21:32.000
Of course they're talking shit, because they've never stood for anything, bro.
01:21:36.000
They have no integrity, they have no charisma, they're fucking losers, bro.
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And then you get fucking sodomites like Abba talking shit.
01:21:56.000
Here's the thing, he's fucking terrified of me, bro.
01:21:57.000
He knows if I ever catch him in person, I'll beat his face in.
01:25:37.000
I just haven't been able to use it because I haven't been pushing this goddamn payload.
01:26:32.000
I got pin- The Rein is one shot in the fucking corner, bro.
01:29:15.000
These dudes just chased the fuck out of me, man.
01:30:52.000
Doctor, are we still meeting for lunch after the seminar today?
01:31:00.000
Right now, we're one win, two losses, one draw.
01:35:34.000
I spawned that he just came into the spawn in Penny, man.
01:39:20.000
I threw the window up and I didn't kill the Hanzo fast enough, bro.
01:43:01.000
I heard you saying, like, I only play, like, three heroes, but I play everything except for, like, two heroes.
01:43:04.000
Nah, nah, I'm just listing some heroes, like, that you should play on stream.
01:43:08.000
I could play project doc, play hitscan, whatever.
01:43:46.000
They gotta fix whatever they did, because I like to solo queue a lot.
01:44:01.000
But when the game wasn't in bad shape a couple of seasons ago, I had three accounts in the top 500.
01:44:33.000
I've been playing since like the first day of Overwatch.
01:44:37.000
And then I was like top 500 every season that I played.
01:45:14.000
Yeah, I was rank 1 for North America, the first ranked season, and then I played Pro for a year.
01:45:40.000
You guys have a lot of good players over there.
01:46:13.000
The coach told me, man, you have to learn controller, man, or I'm gonna kick you out of the team.
01:46:45.000
We're going to be in trouble if that payload doesn't stop.
01:47:38.000
Hog on the right, hog on the right, hog on the right.
01:50:49.000
Yeah, if they play Ana Mercy again, I think we go dive.
01:51:01.000
Uh, Violent's using my account, because he doesn't have any accounts this low.
01:51:21.000
Oh, does he know that we're streaming right now?
01:51:47.000
We should get, like, get cart halfway through, and then push top left, and then I'll flank right side and just jump to the back line.
01:51:57.000
I should be paying you for these coaching lessons bro.
01:52:24.000
Just move cards to like corner and then we'll take high ground.
01:53:14.000
Even the dude on the other team said GG. They know what time it is, scrubs.
01:54:19.000
NoRank says should bring Chinaman on for after hours one day.
01:54:57.000
I'm always really bad at keeping track, so I trust your judgment, China, man.
01:55:54.000
Yeah, are you eating with chopsticks right now, China Man?
01:56:11.000
UNACCEPTABLE, BRO! UNACCEPTABLE, BRO! You bring this Ana to your family!
01:57:10.000
Junker Queen, you chasing that Junker Queen down.
01:57:58.000
I was trying to look down and there were three of them above us, next to us.
02:00:14.000
I shouldn't have popped that window, that was stupid of me.
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All right, I'm coming towards you guys right now.
02:03:48.000
I'm dead, McCree, McCree, McCree, and Davey Diva, bro.
02:04:25.000
There's a bunch of them in that room over there, Sigma.
02:04:28.000
Oh shit, this dude throwing them up in that room.
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I don't know how the hell you're so alive, bro.
02:07:01.000
Oh, soldier behind, soldier behind, soldier behind, soldier behind.
02:07:29.000
Okay, I was gonna say we used the real gun at the end.
02:08:01.000
We got 2,300 people watching on Rumble, and we got how many of you ninjas watching on X? We got 6.4K watching on X, and then I don't know how many watching on Twitch.
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I'd be raging still, but we haven't had that many teammates that were annoying like that since we've been on.
02:08:38.000
We had one dumbass tank, but he didn't have a mic.
02:11:39.000
Are we still meeting for lunch after the seminar today?
02:11:51.000
Yeah, you can go behind and me and Ryze can go top.
02:12:14.000
I go by Glory, but I gave him my account, so that's why.
02:13:42.000
I can't heal you guys because I'm moving my payload.
02:15:40.000
There's D.Va coming right at me, annoying bitch.
02:17:02.000
Healing you, healing you, healing you, healing you.
02:17:59.000
Yeah, you were playing like him, so that's why I called him.
02:18:12.000
Like, they're down to player, just off angle, hold W. I'm a less better version of him.
02:19:13.000
I played that game professionally for a year and then just dipped.
02:20:14.000
McCree weak, McCree weak, McCree can die, McCree can die, McCree can die.
02:21:12.000
Bitch yelled in Japanese thinking this is going to change things.
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Killing you guys, healing you guys, healing you guys.
02:21:53.000
Kyrie up top, Kyrie up top being annoying as hell.
02:23:29.000
I'm coming back with a window if y'all can contest it.
02:23:55.000
Once they pop this corner, I'm gonna use a window on them.
02:25:49.000
I am here to support Alright, I'm gonna try to hold them the best I can here, but...
02:27:29.000
I'm going to pop it right here on this main street.
02:27:35.000
I'm going to drop it below though, not on the high ground.
02:27:50.000
You got that odd, even with your window, get fucked idiot!
02:28:31.000
That looks like someone that eats with a spoon.
02:29:28.000
The only thing with Florida is we get shit routing over here.
02:29:52.000
Yeah, like I have fiber optic internet, but I still get like 70 ping on East Coast.
02:30:30.000
The girls that watch us always have a man, bro.
02:30:38.000
I got rid of all my social media because he asked me to.
02:30:50.000
We got about almost 2k watching on Rumble and then another 7.4k on X. Nice.
02:31:47.000
And like some fucking bimbo says, ew, fresh and fit.
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And I go, bitch, you need to go overwatch your kitchen instead of overwatching this fucking game.
02:31:59.000
And, and they fucking, bro, the chat goes crazy.
02:32:15.000
Probably haven't been to the gym today trying to tell me how to fucking do shit.
02:32:21.000
And then this dumb fucking broad has the fucking nerve to say, ew, fresh and fit.
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And the chat like, well, dude, you can't be saying that type of thing.
02:32:48.000
We about to bring Overwatch and make this shit fucking manly again.
02:32:51.000
We about to fucking make this shit toxic like it was 2016, bro.
02:33:03.000
All these fucking liberal leftist fucks that play this game.
02:33:08.000
Because you best believe I'm going to make fun of you and say there's true dentures.
02:33:12.000
You best believe I'm going to shit on you and say that you're a fucking loser.
02:33:15.000
You best believe I'm going to make fun of you and say that buy the fucking subs and we're Trump 2024.
02:33:20.000
You best believe I'm going to roast the shit out of you and say you're a fucking bitch.
02:33:55.000
I'm shooting the MAGA. I'm shooting the MAGA. MAGA can die?
02:35:20.000
Are we gonna push back a bit or are we gonna do it here?
02:36:11.000
We out here like bonus through great sweatpants!
02:36:25.000
Can you guys hear that in the chat, by the way?
02:37:22.000
I got immortality filled out of your fiery ass too.
02:37:33.000
These dudes are lucky that I'm doing so much healing.
02:37:44.000
I said you're so trash you always take all the healing bro.
02:38:25.000
Bro, where the fuck did this fat hog come from, bro?
02:39:32.000
And I can't heal you sorry ass niggas by myself.
02:40:12.000
Hog coming in Soldier on the right, trying to...
02:40:35.000
I don't know how you're still alive, but I got you!
02:41:48.000
Blueberry's saying go halfway from what it was before.
02:41:54.000
Now they're saying it's too much, the sound effects?
02:42:03.000
Wait, so they're saying the sound effects are too loud?
02:42:20.000
Yo, chat, give me one thing to chat if the audio is good.
02:42:28.000
Give me one in the chat if my mic is good, guys.
02:42:31.000
Do I have it as I got my mic all the way to the side over here?
02:42:34.000
It's like not even, it's like to the side, it's off camera.
02:42:46.000
I want you to guys tell me if you guys can hear this.
02:43:03.000
Alright, now give me ones if the sound effects are good, or two if it's too loud.
02:43:11.000
And then they're saying, your mic is fine, but ours is not.
02:43:24.000
Okay, so guys, I'm going to hit the Don DeMarco.
02:43:32.000
One if that's good, two if it's not good, and it echoes too.
02:43:35.000
I'm going to fix it right now so the team won't be able to hear that.
02:43:41.000
Y'all aren't going to be able to hear it no more.
02:43:49.000
Let me do it one more time now that they're not going to hear it.
02:43:51.000
I'm going to hit the Don DeMarco one more time.
02:44:30.000
One if it's good, two if it's too loud, three if it's too low.
02:44:36.000
One if it's good, two if it's too loud, three if it's too low.
02:45:58.000
I'm keeping you up, keeping you up, keeping you up, keeping you up.
02:46:20.000
Keepin' you up, keepin' you up, keepin' you up, keepin' you up.
02:53:07.000
Yeah, I don't know why they're going for me so hard, man.
02:53:09.000
These dudes are fucking must-be-race or some shit.
02:54:27.000
Ball, ball, ball, come to me, come to me, come to me, ball, come to me, ball.
02:56:54.000
Trying to break this ranch shield so you don't have it.
03:00:25.000
If you can outthink your opponent, it's easy to outfight them.
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Superior firepower is good, but superior brainpower is better.
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Hanzo on the left, Hanzo on the left, Hanzo on the left, Hanzo on the left.
03:04:08.000
Ryan's shield by the break, Ryan's shield by the break, Ryan's shield by the break.
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You gotta be fucking kidding me, bro Bro the luckiest fucking pin ever dude Wow What the fuck,
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Like, I didn't think he was gonna, like, what the fuck?
03:06:59.000
Capture Factor 2A. Stay near the Immortality Field!
03:08:45.000
Hey man, I got stuck that- Yeah, I don't know how that was in play.
03:09:34.000
Yo, I can't wait till they get rid of this eye shit, man.
03:11:40.000
If Abba accepts the fucking thing, he won't because he's a coward.
03:11:50.000
Yeah, I told Ethan, let's have this debate in person.
03:12:35.000
Like, besides the beef and whatnot, would you respect him a little bit more if he actually got in the ring?
03:12:50.000
Like, these guys are all cowards, bro, at the end of the day.
03:12:55.000
They just talk shit on the internet and they can't back up what they say or anything like that because they're fucking pussies, man.
03:13:19.000
A lot of people don't follow up with the same energy they have online.
03:14:15.000
Like, I'm gonna have to catch Abba in person, like, at a function.
03:14:24.000
He's just an internet shit-talker, and that's fine, because I am gonna catch him in person one day, and when that day happens, I can't wait, bro.
03:14:29.000
Y'all are gonna see how much of a bitch he really is, because I met him in person before.
03:14:34.000
You guys are gonna see the fear of God in that boy, because he knows what's gonna happen.
03:16:16.000
I'm healin' him, I'm healin' him, I'm healin' him, I'm healin' him.
03:16:55.000
They can't even run to their spawn and be safe, Scrubs.
03:22:36.000
That guy's one of the most talented players I've ever played against.
03:26:20.000
I'm pocketing you, I'm pocketing you, Sigma fighter.
03:26:49.000
Yo, whenever he says, like, what is that melody in my head, I'm thinking, like, bro, he must be listening to a new King Von or some shit.
03:27:04.000
Hell, though, he ain't listening to no sorry ass Joe Budden, I'll tell you that.
03:28:43.000
Okay, I'll play some music for the chat, so I'll leave the chat real quick.
03:28:45.000
Because I don't want you guys to hear this loud shit and bother you guys.
03:32:27.000
I'm healing you, I'm healing you, I'm healing you.
03:33:49.000
Keeping you up, keeping you up, keeping you up.
03:34:36.000
Whenever I'm going after the black characters, I go into a certain mood.
03:35:08.000
Yeah, no, you guys are never gonna see this show on Overwatch stream, I'll tell you how that.
03:35:15.000
Yo, bro, you got so offensive, you can't be talking trash.
03:35:29.000
Yo, Junker Queen on the right, kill this fucking lesbian.
03:36:47.000
I was fucking rock solid for a second, but I'm dead.
03:37:21.000
Bro, this nigga was hiding in a weird-ass spot.
03:37:49.000
Oh, we're healing you, we're healing you, we're healing you.
03:38:36.000
Trying to keep you alive, trying to keep you alive, Rem.
03:39:08.000
We just gotta win one fight and we got this shit.
03:41:22.000
Yo, the thing is, bro, is that I hate hitting that alt button to crouch.
03:41:29.000
So remember how I told you with the keyboard and mouse?
03:41:40.000
Just wait out for him and then we'll jump in the Bastion.
03:42:21.000
As long as we don't get picked here, we win the game.
03:44:33.000
I'm shooting the fuck out of this drunker, Queen, bro.
03:46:52.000
Maybe it's different for, like, accounts, because I don't get that shit on my main account until, like, ten wins in a row.
03:47:05.000
Out here playing video games, Tate would not approve.
03:47:42.000
I thought it's just the translation, but he literally tweeted a Mandarin.
03:48:12.000
Got 2,000 new ninjas and we got 11,000 watching on Twitter.
03:49:26.000
Hey, well, I don't know why they're talking fuck all that shit.
03:51:04.000
Okay, and then when you hack them, how long can't they use their ability?
03:54:01.000
I don't know how the fuck I'm keeping you alive, but I am.
03:54:48.000
Monkey can die, monkey can die, monkey can die.
03:55:58.000
Someone in the chat said, uh, Sombra players are the scum of the earth.
03:56:52.000
I thought through that immortality field, I felt like Kobe.
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Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
04:01:06.000
I think a good guest for you guys would be like Jordan Peterson.
04:01:47.000
The thing is, bro, is that we're, like, too rough for too many people, bro.
04:02:02.000
Like, we bring religious people on, but we ain't religious, bro.
04:02:04.000
Like, these fucking tradcons, like, got us fucked up.
04:02:55.000
I'm on the GSR SE2. I just sent a bunch of letters.
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Remember, if you want me to heal you, stand very still.
04:05:10.000
Trying to punch me, he missed because he sucks.
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I'm still shooting him, I'm still shooting him, I'm still shooting him!
04:09:48.000
Monkeys are gonna probably jump on me soon here.
04:11:07.000
There's so much fucking damage on these elements, man.
04:11:22.000
Chinaman, can you go Reaper and fuck this kid up, bro?
04:13:57.000
Two of them on the left, three of them on the left, like two or three of them on the left.
04:14:36.000
Bro, I hear how you can throw the immortality field.
04:16:03.000
I just don't stream it all the time when I play with him.
04:16:56.000
Yeah, see when he's throwing it, he's not in it.
04:17:01.000
So I gotta look down at the floor before I throw it.
04:17:58.000
You guys only have one healer with y'all, so I'm on payload.
04:20:54.000
Bog is in the store again, healing himself, man.
04:21:35.000
Alright, keep in mind, guys, you're down one, so...
04:26:06.000
We got 12,000 y'all ninjas watching on X and then almost 2k on Rumble.
04:26:34.000
Just told this Dili Hussain dude to shut the fuck up because it's annoying as hell.
04:26:38.000
Dude, always bitches about Laura Loomer, bro, like every fucking day.
04:26:48.000
Yes, I don't agree with Laura Loomer on her views when it comes to Islam.
04:26:53.000
However, I will defend her right to be able to say that because freedom of speech, bro.
04:27:02.000
I get it, in the UK y'all don't have freedom of speech, but in America we're different over here, so...
04:27:08.000
Just fucking always cry about other people's opinions, man.
04:28:52.000
Drop them boys on their heads like they're stupid babies!
04:29:33.000
That bitch hit me with the special beam cannon.
04:31:48.000
Uphill battle, we were supposed to lose that shit.
04:32:37.000
all right let's wreck these scrubs uh what's the record now china man are we uh we're 12?
04:32:45.000
all right another day another battlefield this looks like a team that gets into trouble good thing i came along hmm these new yorkers could stand alert Does everyone know the plan?
04:39:11.000
It's okay, they're not moving the payload, so fuck these kids.
04:41:05.000
Those are the teammates while you get in this main.
04:41:58.000
This fucking bitch-ass Zarya came up behind me.
04:42:00.000
Why the fuck would you be there, you dumb Russian bitch?
04:43:14.000
Bro, the Widowmaker's up top on the right, bro.
04:43:23.000
She's up top on the building on the right-hand side.
04:43:28.000
One dead on their team, one dead on their team.
04:44:12.000
What are you talking about, bigger fish to fry?
04:46:04.000
We got the advantage, we got the advantage, we got the advantage.
04:47:16.000
My account's probably gonna get banned after that.
04:49:06.000
A lot of the game is just like counter swapping.
04:49:16.000
I'm going back to spawn a swap after Regis won a point.
04:49:19.000
A lot of people will stay in a hero too long, and then you're just wasting time.
04:49:31.000
It's because there's too much responsibility on tanks now.
04:49:37.000
Whereas in 6v6, you have another tank to pick up the slack.
04:49:41.000
Yeah, because you used to be able to have an off tank.
04:49:43.000
And the thing is, you got tanks like Zarya and Reinhardt and shit like that.
04:49:59.000
I think they just need to come out with like an Overwatch classic.
04:50:04.000
Kind of like what they did with the World of Warcraft and all that stuff.
04:51:59.000
Give me one in the chat if that was a good sound effect.
04:53:04.000
Alright, I'm going to be in the back hailing you.
04:53:07.000
Okay, are you guys going to sit right on their spawn, I guess?
04:55:11.000
I'm out here like fucking bonus through gray sweatpants.
04:55:17.000
If you count the win between you and me, we're going to get 20 already.
04:55:36.000
And the beatings were going on before this game, but it's okay.
04:56:11.000
Holy shit, you're getting a lot of damage though.
04:58:01.000
I'm shooting the fuck out of this bitch-ass Orisa.
04:58:09.000
Keep McCree alive, because he can still kill them with the high noon through it.
05:02:29.000
Yeah, you motherfuckers better run like the scally dogs you are!
05:03:16.000
This Winston is out of position because he just wasted his jump to get here.
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Winston on the left, Winston on the left, Winston on the left.
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I don't know how you're still alive, but you are!
05:04:24.000
He held you, he held you, he held you, he held you.
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Just play corner and I'll try to pick somebody in the back.
05:06:58.000
Bro, there ain't no fucking more entertaining Overwatch streamer, man.
05:07:07.000
These soyboy Twitch streamers that play up watch, they're trash.
05:07:33.000
We got 3,000 plus y'all watching me play Overwatch on fucking Rumble and then we got another 14k y'all watching on fucking X. I came back from the gym so I'm fucking hyped up.
05:07:51.000
I don't know how many niggas are watching on Twitch, because to be honest with y'all, we don't really stream on Twitch like that, but we're bringing it back.
05:08:04.000
My mouse is about to die, so I got that bitch charging.
05:09:29.000
I'll tell you this, we take an Ellie Goulding song that was trash and we'll make it lit.
05:11:48.000
I'm going to be in the back, hailing y'all from high ground.
05:16:25.000
Bunch of them are looking at me on the high ground.
05:17:03.000
Alright, if they're gonna stay on Lucio, Ana, I'm actually gonna go fair here.
05:17:10.000
They only have one hitscam player, so we just press out the Kree and then everything else dies for free.
05:17:55.000
Frankly, it's a little primitive for my tastes.
05:20:52.000
No, no, no, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't dying.
05:21:16.000
Fuck you, Torb, let's go, you fat fucking gnome!
05:24:00.000
Yeah, he's up there, he's up there, he's up there.
05:24:48.000
I told that Reaper get the fuck off the high ground.
05:24:59.000
Yeah, bitch, that's why you ran away like the scrub that you are.
05:25:44.000
We got 17,000 niggas watching this stream live.
05:25:54.000
The beaties will continue on these sissy boy fucks on this game.
05:26:27.000
I'm healing you, I'm healing you, I'm healing you.
05:26:29.000
Oh, dude, there's three of them on us right now.
05:28:59.000
I'm gonna sit on the high ground and heal y'all.
05:29:21.000
Ryan, just be careful in case they have a widow, bro.
05:29:42.000
I'm going to rain down bullets on these scrubs like I'm Steven Paddock.
05:30:45.000
Yeah, they literally just came out and spawned, bro.
05:31:59.000
Yeah, they were because of that comp right there.
05:32:01.000
They just played Rush with like Ryan Lucio, Reaper.
05:32:42.000
The chat in Rumble wants to see your health, I guess, for when you're getting hit.
05:34:01.000
The chat is telling you to move to middle left is the best spot.
05:34:35.000
Chat, give me ones if that's where y'all want it.
05:35:04.000
And then HUD shake off and everything else off.
05:35:10.000
And then if you go to gameplay, under general, the last option that should be on, enable high precision mouse input.
05:35:30.000
And then under video settings, do you have a dynamic render skill off?
05:40:51.000
Already I'm going to pop it here because there's no need to hold his ship.
05:41:28.000
Don't let them fucking get into all charges, scrubs.
05:41:39.000
All we gotta do is just pick one and we'll be alright.
05:42:40.000
As soon as that trance is over, you fucked him up, bro.
05:43:19.000
Damn, we let these fucking scrubs get that shit, man?
05:47:11.000
You can jump on the phone after like you can...
05:49:45.000
Bro, if you're tired, man, and you're done for the...
05:50:30.000
Yeah, I play Ripper because my pin, I don't know, jump on the fucking 500 pin there.
05:50:58.000
By that account was plot three when we started Here we'll go into a Oh,
05:52:19.000
These are the fucking dickheads we lost our only game to.
05:52:29.000
These fucking losers made us lose around in their fucking trash.
05:55:09.000
Alright, back up a bit, guys, because we got a Bastion, and we can use that to our advantage.
05:55:19.000
He does have a Shatter, but he's gonna die, though.
05:56:07.000
Yo, behind us, behind us, there's a fucking sojourning!
05:57:11.000
I'm happy when we play against smurfs like this.
05:57:13.000
I'm happy when I play against kids that are good.
05:58:11.000
Just Reaper, Reaper, Wraithing away, because he sucks.
06:03:26.000
I'll play a few more, then I'm going to get off.
06:03:35.000
You guys are wondering what we're going to do tonight on FEDIT. This is what we're going to do on FEDIT, guys.
06:06:16.000
Hey, he's taking damage on purpose to build ult.
06:09:21.000
Yo, what's up with these retarded Reinhards, bro?
06:09:24.000
Yeah, bro, what's up with these retarded Reinhards, man?
06:11:22.000
We love Reinhardt, so Reinhardt right now for honor.
06:11:43.000
So the snatch pipe kit has made Master and GM before.
06:13:24.000
Still almost killed that doofus with fucking Sombra with him.
06:14:04.000
Or no, he's alive but he ran away because you little bitch.
06:14:32.000
Keep in mind guys, it's just four of you over there.
06:16:24.000
Yeah, you better meteor strike, you fucking scrub.
06:16:45.000
Soldier behind us, soldier behind us to the right.
06:17:18.000
McCree, come back a bit so I can kill you, bro.
06:20:03.000
Some of these dudes are GMs and masters, bro, so we're playing against really good kids, which is good.
06:20:45.000
I might play with y'all again after I do Fed Reacts tonight.
06:20:54.000
We got 3,200 watching on Rumble and how much watching on fucking X here?
06:21:11.000
So, yeah, guys, that's going to be the end of the stream there.
06:21:14.000
And tonight I'm going to be doing FedReacts, as you guys can see here.
06:21:22.000
Let me go ahead and show it for y'all real fast.
06:21:25.000
This is what we're going to be doing tonight, guys.
06:21:29.000
This is my other YouTube channel, FedReactsTrueCrime.
06:21:32.000
This was a crazy fucking YouTube video that me and Angie are going to react to.
06:21:45.000
Fucking dealing with annoying bimbos and answering y'all questions.