JLo is getting sued for her stripper movie. Samantha Barbash is threatening to sue JLo and the production company for this movie about her life. And a stripper who seduced men and then put special K or something or MDMA in their drinks. And get them wasted, get them to sign away their credit cards, and also take raunchy pictures where they put their tits on their head. And one of them even went so far as to buy a Cadillac. I bought a car for my dad when I sold Vice UK many years ago, and it took a huge ordeal. It took me a long time to transfer the money. I had to talk to the bank. It's not a matter of a swipe, but that's suspicious, but I don't care why, to be honest, I don t even care why. I'm gay for being gay. And the more men I get to be gay, the more I'm gonna get to get to know more men. And I think that's awesome because men are awesome. And women are such dudes, and I think we should all be gay for getting to know other dudes. I think this is a good episode, and you should listen to this one, because it's a good one, so you don't have to be a dick about it, but you can be a guy about it. I love you, so don't be a dude about it! xoxo, Sarah - Sarah - The Real Thing - P.S. - This episode is a little bit longer than the other one, but it's better than the one I mentioned in the previous episode, so be sure to check out the next one, the one that I did not get a chance to watch the whole thing on YouTube yet, but maybe you'll listen to it on this episode on the other place? or maybe you do it in the next episode, or maybe it's not even get to hear it on VOGUE? - I'm not sure what you're not getting the chance to see it on the pod, but he's not getting enough of that, right?? ~ ? . Thank you, Sarah, you're being a girl, right? , , or you're just not getting it like that, he's getting it, right, or he's got it, he s getting it all, right there, right here, right?!
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00:00:19.000Was a stripper who seduced men, her and her team would seduce men and then put special K or something or MDMA in their drinks, get them wasted, get them to sign away their credit cards and also take raunchy pictures where they put their tits on their head.
00:00:37.000So they get these guys blackout stupid drunk and then empty their credit cards.
00:00:41.000And one of them even went so far as to buy a Cadillac, which I don't quite understand.
00:01:31.000But the reason I bring up this article is because of none of the above.
00:01:36.000I was reading one in the post this morning and they talk about why they did it, these strippers, why they took advantage of these men.
00:01:44.000And they say in the article, and this is the theme for today's podcast, they say that these guys were disgusting pigs and we wanted to punish them.
00:01:58.000Oh, by the way, a little side note here.
00:02:06.000You can't, you don't own your life story.
00:02:09.000Like I know Sylvester Stallone paid money to the dude that Rocky was based on.
00:02:13.000There's a movie about it called Chuck, where they did the movie about the actual guy.
00:02:19.000But um, as long as you change major details, it's just an homage.
00:02:24.000I don't think Sylvester Stallone had to pay any money to Chuck.
00:02:27.000And this woman, sorry, you inspired a story.
00:02:30.000I saw a shitty movie the other night called 12 Rounds Gun, and it was based on this guy, Billy Collins Jr., I think his name was.
00:02:40.000And that was the guy, I'm Googling it as I talk, who, he fought this Hispanic dude who removed a padding in his gloves and soaked his hands in his wraps in Plaster of Paris.
00:02:55.000So he was punching with rocks and he basically blinded the guy.
00:02:59.000He made it so hard for the guy to see that, uh, he could never fight again and he ends up killing himself in a car accident.
00:03:05.000So 12 rounds gun takes the guts of that story and makes a similar thing and whatever.
00:03:13.000It's, I don't want to ruin the ending for you, but if we talk ever in private, I will explain why the movie bothered me.
00:03:21.000Louis Resto was his name, who put the plaster on his hands.
00:03:26.000Apparently, my coach was telling me that you can just sprinkle Plaster of Paris on the wraps, and then as your hands sweat and everything, that becomes the moisture you need to make Plaster of Paris.
00:03:37.000And so from the back room to the actual ring, and post-inspection, your wraps go from feeling soft to being rocks.
00:04:09.000I think that's why we got greedy, she admitted.
00:04:12.000And this is one of the girls that was part of this woman's entourage.
00:04:15.000Because of the amount of stress we had to endure, we're just like, you know what?
00:04:20.000These people are fucking pissing me off.
00:04:23.000Just for that, I'm going to max out his credit card, like a penalty.
00:04:27.000You're going to be left with a zero balance, zero credit line, just for being annoying.
00:04:32.000There's something extra satisfying about persuading a man who thinks you're trash to spend his time and money on you.
00:04:38.000That's the kind of thing, and that's the reason I brought up this whole thing.
00:04:41.000That's why this podcast starts with that line.
00:04:44.000That's the kind of thing that sounds good in an article and it sounds believable and women go, yeah, you go girl, but it's such a fucking lie.
00:04:54.000So this, the real title of this podcast should be I'm gay for men.
00:05:00.000The more I get to know men, the more I go, Jesus Christ, we are awesome dudes, us men.
00:05:10.000And the reason it's surprising is because we've been taught our whole lives to hate ourselves.
00:05:15.000I know I'm sounding like a men's rights activist now, but even me personally, I remember when I first had kids and I'd be picking up my son from hockey or whatever, and I'd see a dad picking up his two girls from figure skating.
00:05:29.000And what you're taught is, well, that guy's deeply ashamed and he wished he had boys.
00:05:34.000And he was talking to a dad who had, like, three boys with him, all wearing hockey gear, and three big hockey gear bags.
00:05:41.000And you go, oh, well, clearly the figure skater dad feels like a fucking loser, and he's so jealous of the dad with the three boys who are all in hockey.
00:07:59.000It was like someone snuck in the middle of night and took all the meat out of her tits and just left these pizza slices.
00:08:04.000Like, almost like two pairs of tighty-whitey underwear were just hanging from her.
00:08:11.000And it was embarrassing the same way like if you worked at a modeling agency and someone showed up with a burn and said, I'd like you to look at my book, please.
00:08:35.000Men are very sensitive about strippers feelings.
00:08:38.000They respect that a woman got out there and got nude and they don't want to rock the boat by giggling or demeaning her.
00:08:48.000It's the same way, it's the same with flight attendants and bartenders.
00:08:52.000I am so desperate for booze on a plane because it takes at least an hour before they come around with that fucking cart that I'm always like, hello.
00:09:04.000We even, when I go on business trips with my buddy Sebastian, we used to tip the steward as we got on, the stewardess, we give them 20 bucks just to grease the wheels.
00:09:13.000The last thing I'd ever do is say, hey, I pushed that button like 10 minutes ago, bitch.
00:09:17.000No, I am so honored to be getting beer on a flying building that when they come over, I say, usually my wife's asleep.
00:10:25.000And sometimes at the gym we'll be doing these exercises and stuff and we're all laughing at each other and there's this dude that we're throwing the medicine ball and I purposely throw it so hard at him that he goes flying backwards.
00:10:52.000It's like when you bring your four-year-old to play mini-golf, and you go, now of course there's some great female boxers, don't get me wrong.
00:10:58.000Way better than they could beat the shit out of me, obviously.
00:11:02.000But for the most part, it's like, come on ladies.
00:11:04.000And there's no animosity, there's no laughing, there's no, hey guys, check out this!
00:12:09.000The guys that are like, you know, adult males, 1 million, maybe 500,000.
00:12:16.000So the entire North America's entire definition of cool was based on 500,000 guys and it was based on the movie Lords of Flatbush really which I think Henry Winkler was in and they wore motorcycle jackets and white t-shirts which was
00:12:32.000An homage to the 50s to Marlon Brando in The Wild One and James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause.
00:12:39.000And they were not just guys from Queens, but they were retards from Queens.
00:13:54.000Portlandia does a good parody of that where Carrie Brownstein has sideburns on in a pompadour.
00:13:59.000But lesbians will get locked into this, hey fucking, I'm a dude!
00:14:05.000And that's why they have such a problem with domestic abuse.
00:14:09.000the male in quotation marks in a lesbian relationship will have on a wife beater and uh he'll kick the shit out of his lipstick lesbian girlfriend she'll kick the shit because they're sort of locked into this 50s archetype
00:14:29.000I mean, I've seen, you know, on the waterfront, I could have been a contender, I've seen a lot of movies about New York in the 40s and 30s and 50s.
00:14:39.000Apparently, we were beating the shit out of our wives for having our dinner late.
00:17:44.000And if you want to talk about who attends rallies, how about the Women's March where you had Linda Sarsour up there who advocates Sharia law.
00:17:53.000It's a fucking Women's March and in Sharia law, a woman's testimony is worth half of a man's.
00:18:02.000So if one guy says, I didn't rape her, and she says, he raped me, we're at zero.
00:18:07.000If two women say, he raped her, and one guy says, no, I didn't, we're still at zero.
00:18:15.000She needs three chicks to say she was raped to get out of the one for one deal.
00:18:21.000It's also an anti-Semitic form of justice that is against Jews being involved in money.
00:18:33.000They didn't allow pro-lifers at the Women's March, which is bizarre because the Sharia woman, who was the head of the thing, I mean, I'm not sure she actually ran it, but she seemed to be the most vocal person on the podium next to Madonna saying she wants to kill the president.
00:20:12.000When I was a kid in the 80s, a punk rocker, Nazi skinheads would hunt us down.
00:20:17.000They weren't kind of maybe a Nazi, like they liked sports too much or listened to country music.
00:20:24.000They had swastika tattoos and swastikas on their bomber jackets and 14-hole Doc Martens and they would hospitalize punk rockers.
00:20:35.000So I've played your game before, but it was actually real.
00:20:42.000I'll never forget Aiden Girt, the drummer for our band.
00:20:44.000He was getting beaten by this guy, Joff, who eventually killed himself on the phone with his girlfriend by putting a machine gun in his mouth and then with a broken broomstick pushing down on the trigger so it blew his head off and she could hear it on the other line.
00:20:59.000There's an Ottawa skinhead named Joff.
00:21:21.000Meaning you're known as one of the scariest guys in this town and I'm a skinny drummer, but I'm just going to sit here and take a beating and fuck you.
00:21:29.000He also got smashed in the head with a baseball bat by skinheads.
00:21:39.000But I said, I assume you gave the Women's March the same kind of scrutiny, and you were that concerned about Donna Hilton and Linda Sarsour, if you're concerned about who marched near these people at an anti-Jussie Smollett rally, and who the fuck is not against Jussie Smollett, especially in Chicago right now?
00:21:59.000And then his second question was the SPLC rating as a hate group, and I said, um, we are suing the SPLC for that denomination and destroying them.
00:22:09.000They are falling through our fingers like sand right now.
00:22:13.000It's getting hard to squeeze because by the time our fists clench, they're gone.
00:23:20.000That's the simplest way to explain to these people.
00:23:23.000Another quickie is, Hitler used toilet paper.
00:23:26.000If you use toilet paper, you're not necessarily Hitler.
00:23:32.000And then the fourth one was why Jussie Smollett?
00:23:34.000And I said, because he represents this burning desire the modern left has to find, to prove that this country is a mega redneck shithole with Nazis lying around every corner, which is precisely why
00:23:53.000Kamala Harris, a potential president of the United States, jumped on it and said, we're better than this, America.
00:24:00.000Don't go around pouring bleach on our gay actors and calling them it's MAGA country.
00:25:47.000How do you, that's like the sound you make when someone punches you in your right shoulder blade when you're trying to sign your name to a contract.
00:26:00.000Yeah, you also made me pronounce Andy Ngo's last name perfectly for once.
00:26:07.000Anyway, Andy is a Gaysian who lives in Portland and he is committing the crime of trying to do half-decent journalism in that city, which must not be easy.
00:26:19.000And so the story was, the title is, Inside the Suspicious Rise of Gay Hate Crimes in Portland.
00:26:25.000I was gonna read that sarcastically, but I'm on his side.
00:26:29.000And it is weird how there's all these hate crimes, these gay hate crimes in Portland.
00:26:35.000And Andy Ngo, I'm just gonna call him Andy from now on.
00:26:38.000Sorry dude, your last name's too weird.
00:30:21.000So then they blame the Proud Boys, which has happened a million times.
00:30:24.000One of the craziest ones I've talked about before was in, what was it, Oakland.
00:30:29.000Where a proud boy just randomly stabs a black chick, laughs about it, and then says, hey guys, let's all go to a bar to celebrate the murder of a black chick.
00:30:39.000Now, the truth was some career criminal with mental illness stabbed a black chick for telling him to fuck off because he was crazy and he grew up in jail.
00:30:53.000But the narrative went off on a tangent.
00:30:55.000And this narrative was all about the evil, fag-bashing Proud Boys who just want to go kill things.
00:31:03.000And so Andy interviews them and he finds, and it's not hard, this gay Proud Boy.
00:31:12.000And he goes, The Proud Boys is the most welcoming organization that I've ever been a part of, Fred Swink, an openly gay Proud Boys member in Vancouver, Washington, told me.
00:31:21.000Swink has spent years being involved in the queer scene, where he was once the publisher of Stonewall News, an LGBT paper.
00:31:26.000Swink is also familiar with gay bashing.
00:31:28.000In 2008, there was a series of alleged assaults on gay men in Spokane who were lured and mugged through hookup sites.
00:31:34.000Some of them were closeted or married to women and did not go to police.
00:31:38.000I'm sorry to make your voice gayer, Swink, but it helps deliver the message.
00:31:45.000Many victims never report for a variety of reasons, Swink says, but if they start making allegations that provide no details, that just creates hysteria.
00:31:52.000The men I know who didn't report their attacks to police also didn't bring attention themselves through viral social media posts on Twitter and Facebook.
00:32:00.000Swink's point being that these guys are making a boatload of cash on these GoFundMes.
00:32:06.000Like tens of thousands of dollars saying they were attacked.
00:32:40.000And, you know, I meet people... Where I grew up, in Canada, gay jokes were everywhere.
00:32:46.000Even my dad, like my dad was on a hunting trip recently and they joked to the owners of the sort of camping lodge that they were all fags and they needed one bed or something like that.
00:34:17.000And I think people see the Freedom Riders in the 60s and they see the abuse that black Americans went through and they go, they see Malcolm X and stuff and they go, I kind of want to be that.
00:36:41.000Hey, all my other favorite books just popped up when I looked that up.
00:36:45.000The Worm and the Apple by Peter Brimelow, Rats, Observations on the History and Habitat of the City's Most Unwanted Inhabitants, and War Before Civilization, The Myth of the Peaceful Savage, a book about how Indians were not sweethearts when we got here.
00:37:00.000They had fucking mass graves and were killing each other.
00:37:06.000Anyway, yeah, I really think the problem here
00:37:09.000Is that trans people and gay people can't come to terms with the fact that we don't fucking care anymore.
00:38:06.000Asians have probably the best argument outside of blacks for genuine victimization when they have these college test scores where they are penalized for getting too good of a score.
00:39:00.000When we started, we were a 16-page newsprint piece of shit called Voice of Montreal.
00:39:05.000And rather than hone it until it was a beautiful square bound magazine with tons of advertisers, I'd rather just iron out the kinks midway.
00:39:13.000And I think that's a great way to do everything.
00:39:16.000Like to learn a trade, be an apprentice.
00:40:03.000We just figured that out ourselves a couple days ago.
00:40:05.000I heard, by the way, somebody referenced in the mailbag at 2 minutes and 20 seconds of Macaulay Culkin's Joe Rogan episode, there's a Coleman-like cringe.
00:40:26.000And that was like mono kind of thing like a lot of people catch it but they like they just have the antibodies for it like and I was a little rundown I was doing a play in London for like 10 months and also like kind of going out at night and things like that so I think it's right before that he actually thanks for the queue up dude
00:41:46.000And before like you take, I know a guy who was a cop for one hour.
00:41:53.000Now this is probably a terrible example, because you can't try being a cop.
00:41:57.000But he went through the whole police academy, his dad was a cop, his grandfather was a cop, uncles were cops, coppity cop cop cops.
00:42:04.000And after going through the police academy, he realized, oh shit, I won't be able to do police work the way my entire family has for generations, because there's all these stupid rules now, and you're being scrutinized by everything you do, and if you fucking fart on the wrong day, you get penalized.
00:42:23.000Um, that's a stupid analogy because you can't try being a cop, but you get what I'm saying.
00:42:28.000You may do all this studying, all this journalism degree, all this reading about boxing, all of this preparation that gets you a quarter of a million dollars in debt and then try and go, man, I hate this.
00:42:39.000I can't tell you how many lawyers I know that went, ah, this is boring.
00:43:03.000Why don't you give it a run for a little bit off the ground?
00:43:06.000The men in debt, these poor bastards, and I mean, millennials annoy me, but I don't want them to have a quarter million dollars in debt.
00:43:13.000The men in debt, these poor bastards, getting saddled with is part of the deaths of mass, and part of the fact that they use credit cards and they don't understand.
00:43:19.000If you're a millennial, you just use cash.
00:43:24.000The first thing you should do when you get your paycheck from me is go to the bank, take it all out in cash, and then when you ride the train, pay cash,
00:43:50.000I was talking to a guy yesterday who got hit with a $60,000 tax bill, and he's my age.
00:43:58.000Middle class guy, he's got three kids, and he was talking about how he told the IRS to fuck off, and they suggested a payment plan, and they did a payment plan, and then they started garnishing his tax returns after that.
00:44:10.000He got like 15 grand back one year, and they immediately took that to go to the 60.
00:44:16.000And he eventually paid it off in like six years.
00:45:39.000It's sort of like, I talked to comedians who would do child molestation jokes at the porn awards, and I think it was, it wasn't David Tell, but it was someone like that.
00:45:51.000It was a super tall guy that I was on Red Eye with, and he said, I'm doing jokes, everyone's laughing, everyone's laughing, and then I do a child molestation joke, and the whole place is a morgue.
00:46:00.000It's a funeral home, because they've all been molested.
00:47:21.000I thought I had a good system for getting to our last announced
00:47:27.000Message but I'm looking at my flag here and uh I use a flagging system where the last I'm boring you with all these details but uh okay you tell me yours and I'll try to figure out what my last one was said.
00:48:21.000They have to have a human grow like alien in their body.
00:48:25.000But you just gotta like not think about it.
00:48:27.000I've noticed this with hard labor too.
00:48:29.000If you're doing a big job, the worst thing you can do is think.
00:48:32.000Even moving a couch up the stairs where people go, okay, what if we twist it here and then we'll put it up that way and then go around the... Don't think.
00:48:40.000Just start trying to lift the couch up the stairs.
00:48:57.000Hey, bitch, I may be a male nurse, and that is kind of gay, but nothing is gayer than your 50-year-old bleeding asshole, you stupid, unemployed, chinless fuck.
00:49:27.000He sent me this big long email about how to really do the meat diet and how, you know, you gotta cook 15 pounds of steaks and blah, blah, blah.
00:51:34.000I say, if you're taking a course that's so fucking stupid that you have to pretend that trans women are women, then why are you taking that course?
00:51:44.000I understand you gotta go to a police academy, I understand you have to take a bunch of computer courses to become a mechanic, but you don't need that fucking degree where you can't say what you mean and make good arguments.
00:51:56.000However, Benjamin, this is kinda gonna blow your mind.
00:52:00.000You were right to get a failing grade for gay-ass scooters.
00:56:34.000The only thing I can do is be the best man I can possibly be and maybe set a good example for others.
00:56:39.000I don't know when or how we lost the regions of true manhood, the reigns of true manhood, but society will forever be tarnished, grey, and damaged without the true man
00:56:55.000Sometimes, you know, when you're bourgeois, and you're at your stupid work, like WeWork thing, and then you go and get margaritas with the guys on the Upper West Side, after maybe you don't meet these dudes.
00:57:11.000There's real men, there's still a working class in America.
01:01:04.000There's a cathedral right by my apartment.
01:01:08.000Um came from a lunch meeting there was a couple my age walking by the cathedral millennial white you could tell the dude hasn't fucked her yet by his demeanor so the gal says walking by the cathedral what a beautiful church the dude responds with the androgynous tone yeah it is but there's also a beautiful mosque by here too
01:01:27.000The gal doesn't even respond, keeps walking with him, doesn't even look at him.
01:01:31.000He said, I lived there 12 years and the nearest mosque was pushed out downtown because a bunch of the kids under that imam went to Syria to fight for ISIS.
01:01:40.000Coincidentally, Vice did a story on it before they were full cucked.
01:01:43.000I thought you'd appreciate this example of pure faggotry.
01:01:51.000That's also a good example of women don't necessarily want to fuck these men that they create.
01:01:58.000It's like in Rocky Horror Picture Show, uh oh, my wife's texting me.
01:02:03.000I think I might have to take my son to a baseball game.
01:02:05.000Hold on a sec here, this is very important.
01:02:09.000Okay, still working, if you can call this work.
01:02:15.000Women don't want, it's like in Rocky Horror Picture Show, where he goes, I've been making a man with blonde hair and a tan, and he's good for a little of my attention.
01:02:27.000Dr. Frankenfurter wanted to make Rocky for his sexual escapades, because he's a fag from outer space.
01:02:36.000Women, the allies they're making, they don't want to fuck that guy.
01:02:41.000They've kind of painted themselves into a corner.
01:03:12.000Half the time I'm in church, I'm just looking at the church and thinking about the guys who built it and going, Jesus, this thing's amazing.
01:03:57.000And I could easily make it 1,000 by going, she's a 7.23, which I often do.
01:04:03.000So once again, Greg, your letter is a great example of millennial-splaining, where these children, like you, talk to someone who's half a century old,
01:04:15.000And go, hey man, decimal places are cool.
01:04:40.000Just catching up on your podcast today.
01:04:41.000I heard your familiar lament about people reaching out to you for interviews.
01:04:44.000And it dawned on me that you currently earn your living from the very system, podcasting, YouTube, the internet in general, that you complain about.
01:04:51.000Access to celebrities like yourself is part of the reason people pay attention to what you say.
01:04:56.000And stoicism is about as masculine a trait as you could want.
01:06:20.000Hoping that his wife will see it and get pissed off.
01:06:22.000And he's never heard of this woman before.
01:06:24.000And I, there was a while there, like two years ago, maybe three years, two and a half years ago, I was getting nudes from hot chicks.
01:06:33.000I don't get nudes from hot chicks, but all of a sudden I started getting nudes from hot chicks just out of the blue.
01:06:39.000And one of them looked particularly young, and I said, please send your driver's license.
01:06:43.000And deleted them, because I thought that might be a scam where they have a 14-year-old send you a nude, and now you have child porn on your fucking phone.
01:06:51.000But I'm always suspicious of any girl flirting with Wilford Brimley with cancer, uh, me, um, that it's a scam.
01:07:00.000That, you know, the SPLC, whatever, is set up to make me take the bait.
01:07:04.000Sorry, Chris fucking what's-his-name from that show where they say they were just coming to talk.
01:08:12.000Another lady who calls our we saw it we can see our demographics online It's like 15 to 20 percent female and our letters are maybe 60 to 70 percent female No, I'd say maybe lower Why don't we try the female bag?
01:09:37.000Gav, what are your thoughts on craft beer and craft beer enthusiasts?
01:09:40.000I think the best thing about craft beer is when you see someone drinking it, they have a weapon in their hand that you can kill them with.
01:09:48.000So you take the pumpkin ale, you smash the bottle on the bar, and then you jam it into their neck.
01:09:54.000And they're dead so it's sort of like um, you know a rapist carrying around a knife The only thing is when you drink their blood there's gonna be a little bit of that faggy beer in there coursing through their veins That's a great point.
01:10:05.000That's the only bad thing About craft beers that you can taste it when you murder them and drink their blood so what I do in a ritualistic ceremony I found that you just take their next of kin and you just drink their blood.
01:11:08.000Red Hook used to be where all the mafia was.
01:11:11.000Budweiser, it's an integral part of our fucking history.
01:11:15.000Johnny Peace, Gavin, ever since the podcast where you guys talked about this, I've continually had to stop myself from saying, excuse me, excuse me, to my wife, who's not part of your audience, new topic.
01:12:26.000I was on a mission, this is the same guy, Johnny Peace.
01:12:28.000I was on a mission trip in Guatemala back in 2013 when I got some awful diarrheal, diarrheal, he adds L to diarrhea, diarrheal plague that lasted for several days.
01:14:20.000It just cuts turds perfectly, is that your problem?
01:14:23.000It says, I can't describe to you how many pairs of workout shorts I've gone through due to sweat-leaking poopy substances.
01:14:29.000I've gone to extreme measures like drowning my anal lips in talcum powder or scorch it with streams of hot water in the shower in a hope to clean it dry.
01:14:39.000We're turning into the Butthole Report.
01:21:25.000I live really close to a college campus and I'd like to set up a donation, information, and support stand down there for you.
01:21:32.000Right there in the middle of their liberal faces.
01:21:34.000If I get no more than $50 and a ton of screeching-triggered college kids, I'll be very happy.
01:21:38.000But, I don't want to sound like a pussy, but I'd like to ask your permission just in case it adds any negativity on your name, or blah blah blah, or if any accident happens or any legal trouble.
01:21:47.000So, uh, you know, repatriate your response.
01:22:03.000Do you think it's a good idea if they stand up, like, they set up a little stand that's, you know, telling them information and collecting donations for the site?
01:24:39.000I should do a whole podcast on this because it's a fascinating subject.
01:24:42.000You make a new friend, you move to a new city, you make a new friend, and then you meet better friends and you realize, I don't really like that first guy.
01:24:51.000It's like someone told me, if you ever go to prison and there's that really talkative guy who goes, hey man, what's going on?
01:27:00.000What should I do about this guy email?
01:27:03.000This should probably be our last one, but this is funny.
01:27:06.000He's a year older than me at 25 and in the beginning whenever he'd stop by we'd have casual conversation about video games or random dumb shit to make each other laugh.
01:27:13.000As we've gotten to know each other slightly better we jokingly say gay things.
01:27:18.000I obviously don't mean it because he's married and I'm incredibly heterosexual.
01:27:22.000He's a cool guy but I never really saw us hang out outside of work.
01:27:24.000Well recently he's been asking when are we gonna hang out.
01:27:31.000But the other day he asks again, and as he does so, he begins to write down his number, but stops and asks if this is gay.
01:27:40.000I said yes, but it's okay because you're married and I'm straight.
01:27:47.000I was so sorry for him because about a year ago his wife cheated on him with a bum friend and let him crash with them.
01:27:52.000They have two kids and he works ridiculous hours, probably doesn't have a lot of friends.
01:27:56.000I'm on the fence about actually contacting him because between HD, Home Depot, co-owning a startup solar energy business, making an album, and hanging out with friends I already have, I'm busy as hell.
01:28:10.000I do think it'd be fun to grab a beer or something.
01:28:12.000So what do you suggest two guys do to get to know each other with minimal awkwardness?
01:28:51.000You have to be kind of attractive for this.
01:28:52.000Like, it didn't work for dude in The Simpsons who said, I choo-choo-choose you.
01:28:58.000But if you're, you know, a 6.8 and up, you can be corny with a girl.
01:29:03.000Similarly, and not too similarly, with this guy, just go, yeah, I accept that this is weird and gay and a funny thing to do, but I'd love to grab a beer with you, UPS guy.
01:29:15.000And if you don't want to do it again, don't do it again.
01:29:43.000Um, and he just started saying yes to everything.
01:29:46.000Now, he's Paul Reubens, he's famous, so that's, um, he's gonna end up with a lot more shit to do than you, but he said, I'm actually getting drunk, I have to stop this podcast.
01:29:55.000He said, um, he started saying yes, like, some hillbilly, he's doing a tour in the South, I don't know what he's doing, peewee something, and they go, hey, Mr. Peewee, can we have you come over for dinner?
01:30:07.000And he goes, you know what, yeah, sure, fuck.
01:30:22.000So they make him this beautiful elaborate meal with biscuits and fried chicken and collard greens and all manner of things, chitlins, whatever those are.
01:30:31.000And he said, I just sat there eating and they stared at me.
01:30:34.00015 people just stared at me as I chewed.
01:30:37.000And then eventually the patriarch, the father goes, my God.