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00:00:16.000I gotta, but before we do that, I just gotta say, we're shooting all this content for the new website, so when you pay, you subscribe, $10 a month, there's tons of content there for you.
00:00:29.000And I'm really looking forward to it because it's not gonna be like a normal show.
00:01:52.000Yeah, the milkshakes is just a tiny part of it, OK?
00:01:54.000Tommy's gotta move his family out in the middle of the night because the Secret Service is telling him there's a credible threat against his life.
00:03:09.000So I don't have a personal... Everyone gets a personal phone?
00:03:13.000Can you ask her if I can play next, please?
00:03:16.000It must suck being a flight attendant these days because flying gets shittier every minute and cheaper and more inefficient and the delays seem to be getting worse and you're stuck there.
00:03:27.000Plus it was glamorous in the day when they all had to be hot.
00:04:08.000Ben Carson got fired from NPR because he said, I kind of get uncomfortable when I see Muslims wearing Muslim garb praying before they get on a flight.
00:04:19.000Who the fuck isn't uncomfortable when right before a flight, at your gate,
00:04:24.000You see a bunch of people with blankets on the floor praying, like something big's about to go down and they want to make sure they're covered.
00:04:33.000Of course you're going to be fucking uncomfortable.
00:05:03.000And the head of CRTV, the gambling guy, they said, well, he's got some pretty contentious stuff in his past, you know, and he said some pretty outrageous things.
00:07:48.000Yeah, we were shooting stuff on Friday with this show, and I just like the idea of going to see Tommy for a week in Britain, or sometimes the show will be a super high budget thing, like we just shot Cornel West and Milo having an interesting discussion.
00:08:03.000Holy crap, have those guys read a lot of books?
00:08:06.000Chekhov, and Dostoyevsky, and Tolstoy, and what's the difference?
00:08:11.000I think I've read one book by any of those people.
00:08:21.000I'd love to get Roger Stone with Noam Chomsky.
00:08:24.000Wouldn't that be a... Because you know what you're going to discover when you put these two people together in the cage?
00:08:30.000You're not going to have Siamese fighting fish ripping each other apart.
00:08:33.000You're going to have a logical discussion.
00:08:35.000And there'll be some differences, and there'll be a little bit of give and take, but not a lot.
00:08:41.000The reason that we get depersoned and deplatformed is because the far radical left wants to perpetuate this myth that the people on the right are fascist Nazi psychopaths.
00:08:54.000And they can't perpetuate that myth if we talk.
00:08:57.000So they put tape over our mouths and say, you can't defend yourself.
00:09:01.000I'm going to say that you believe this and you're going to be screwed.
00:10:58.000By the way, you're a prime candidate for abortion.
00:11:01.000In the sense that, in this feminist world they're all talking about, you screw some Japanese hairdresser, and then he skips town, and you're young.
00:12:43.000I kind of became known as this evil hate figure much longer after, you know, there's another movie that Creative Control and I was, the SPLC was just starting their crusade to make me look bad.
00:14:17.000They are disproportionately inclined to be addicted to drugs.
00:14:21.000They have a predilection for mental illness and
00:14:25.000A lot of the times these trainees will go home with some black dude, and he won't find out until the last second that he's with a dude.
00:14:33.000Sometimes they've already done the act, and some communities are more homophobic than others, particularly black and Hispanic communities, or especially Muslim, I'd imagine.
00:14:45.000And so when they find out they've been with a dude, they don't go, you!
00:15:36.000That's sitting on a shelf at 20th Century Fox right now.
00:15:40.000I think the divisions called Fox Digital actually, but the story I got and it's tough getting the truth from all these people because they don't.
00:15:49.000Want to get sued or whatever, but the story I got initially was that Vice was very unhappy that I was making such a film, even though the book already came out.
00:15:58.000And they wanted to do everything they could to shut it down.
00:16:21.000And they said, okay, we'll just give us another 500 grand and we'll reshoot the Vice scenes and just take them out and we'll, we'll recreate a thread without Vice in it.
00:16:31.000And I, I think, I have no evidence of this, it's all rumor, that he came back to them and he said, good news.
00:16:48.000Because later on there was this distributor called Black Pill.
00:16:52.000And then I'm told Black Pill was told by Vice to kill the project.
00:16:58.000And they said if you don't kill the project we won't.
00:17:01.000They allegedly said if you don't kill the project we won't work with you and you need our content.
00:17:05.000Black Pill was apparently some new Netflix that was a French company that was going to compete with Netflix but their angle was no kid stuff.
00:17:14.000Like it's an edgy Netflix with swearing and boobs and tits and x-rated stuff and nothing family.
00:17:27.000Is a term that means super duper alt-right.
00:17:31.000Like full-on Nazi, anti-Semite, Jews, the moon landing didn't happen, like conspiracy, nut bar, super super out there, fluoride in the water, no vaccines.
00:17:43.000So it's an unfortunate name for a distribution company, but anyway.
00:17:48.000So I believe after threatening legal action and getting the board in there, they were finally able to do it via capitalism and say, we won't work with you if you work with him.
00:18:20.000Cause I even talked to the director and the producer and I said, well, you know, you know me, would you want your name on it?
00:18:27.000And he was sort of like, he was very quiet.
00:18:31.000And Last Pictures, the guy I used to do sketches with, they took all my videos down.
00:18:34.000Even though they know that I'm a cool guy, but they want to start doing movies with Disney and stuff, and they don't want to be associated with me.
00:18:43.000It's like, when you get this pariah status, even people who know you're cool don't want to get involved.
00:18:49.000Like Ezra Levant, when I said, I assume you want me to come back to Rebel after I got fired from Blades, and he goes, I don't know dude, you kind of have a swarm of bees around you.
00:18:58.000So I talked to them recently and I said, can I just buy the movie off you?
00:19:04.000And they were throwing around numbers like 700 grand.
00:19:07.000And I thought, if I were to buy that for 700 grand, could I make my money back with $5 a pop on a pay per view thing?
00:19:20.000But I don't know, maybe the guys behind my new thing, or if this new site makes a ton of money, maybe I'll buy it off them, and then we'll show it there.
00:19:28.000But it is really fucking funny, it's super raunchy, it's ten times better than How to Be a Man, and it will likely never see the light of day.
00:21:51.000You look like such a loser, like such a pussy, like such a total and utter waste of space.
00:22:00.000When are you gonna fall and bonk your noggin?
00:22:03.000And then, of course, every time I say this, they say, actually, my cousin went into a telephone pole and he would have died if he didn't have a helmet on.
00:22:25.000Rich kids, usually kids going through a divorce, like my friend Steve, his parents were getting divorced and he just had everything he wanted.
00:22:31.000Like he had the top skis, ski boots, and he had a motocross bike when we were like 13.
00:22:43.000It's these dumb, danger-aware moms and pussy dads to blame for this, he says.
00:22:47.000I even had once, back when I lived in Brooklyn, my kids were about five, and they're on these little scooters, and they know to stop at the corner, and they whiz by some childless hag, and she goes, uh, helmets!
00:23:00.000So now we're so brainwashed into thinking everyone's gonna die that they yell at people who they don't even know.
00:23:06.000And she's never gonna have kids, but she's worried about mine.
00:23:09.000I'm telling you, a ski hill is functioning at 100% helmet rate.
00:24:46.000He told me he saw The Avengers two times right as it came out.
00:24:49.000He's seven years older than me, and I still can't get him to understand that watching fictional kids movie is bad.
00:24:56.000We had a long text conversation about this, and he defended his actions by calling this fucking superhero movie creative, heroic, and inspiring.
00:25:04.000G-Dog, what the fuck do I do with this goof?
00:25:28.000And then his brother says, you say mindless.
00:25:30.000I say creative, heroic, and inspiring.
00:25:32.000Just because something is fictional doesn't mean it's worthless.
00:25:35.000And then he has laughing and I hope you're joking.
00:25:38.000I just think the best thing to do and thank you for your letter sir is to just continue making fun of Your brother as much as possible every time you see him Say like oh, maybe Wolverine can come and save us and what's the deal now with?
00:25:54.000With Superman now if if does it matter how big the piece of kryptonite is or you know just keep asking him superhero questions about their stupid universe
00:26:05.000Guy at the gym today was telling me to go fuck myself and that Endgame rocked, because he listens to the podcast.
00:26:13.000And I can't beat him up, so I just had to say... I just had to say, uh, thank you very much.
00:29:08.000No, it's those are two different words, Maka and Ska.
00:29:12.000DNR Commissioner Sarah Sturman said the Waltz administration will teach them... The court held that only the legislature, not the DNR, can change a lake name that's been in use for more than 40 years.
00:29:38.000The lake was known by its original unpronounceable name up until the 19th century when the then secretary of war, John Calhoun, sent the army to survey the region and eventually took the name Calhoun Lake based on the maps made by their, man, this is a boring letter.
00:29:57.000I kind of like the brother who's a fag a lot more than this.
00:30:00.000It was known as both names until the liberal outrage mob found a new voice after the clearly unrelated roof massacre in Charleston blah blah blah.
00:30:09.000Now that the Minnesota Court of Appeals ruled last week, oh my Facebook is bursting with virtue signal outrage, however, they might have a point.
00:30:18.000Calhoun was one of the most adamant proponents of slavery in U.S.
00:30:22.000history and stoked the flames of the civil- blah blah blah blah blah.
00:30:26.000No, the outrage mob doesn't have a point.
00:30:58.000That's why Unite the Right had so many people, by the way, because they didn't sell it as a Nazi festival.
00:31:06.000They sold it as a rally to protest taking down statues.
00:31:11.000And then they slowly ramped up the alt-right stuff towards the very end and said, actually, we're going to have a bunch of tiki torches and say Jews will not replace us.
00:31:21.000Some were already there when they found out what was going on.
00:31:23.000A lot of people didn't participate in the march and didn't like the tiki torch thing.
00:31:27.000That's what Trump said and that was twisted into Trump saying, I think the Nazis are really cool guys.
00:32:21.000Wouldn't it be funny if you went back in time to kill Hitler as a baby and then your time machine broke and you spent the rest of your life in prison as a baby murderer?
00:32:39.000That timing is so serendipitous, you're likely to think that I planned this letter.
00:32:44.000I swear to God, I was just thinking about Kate Smith.
00:32:47.000That's the woman who sang a racist song a million years ago, and the Yankees stadium is no longer using her national anthem because she uttered a racist song once.
00:33:18.000But really, I wish I had the power to swing back the track at Yankee Stadium during the National Anthem to Paul Robeson's That's Why Dark Years Were Born.
00:33:26.000So what he's saying here is that it was done sarcastically.
00:33:31.000And if you hear the song, the lyrics are like, that's why darkies were born, who else could carry out the slop and who else could stink or something like that.
00:33:42.000It's not like a serious song like, hey, I don't know if you know this, why darkies were born, but one of the reasons is because someone has to clean out the slop.
00:34:21.000Most of this, like I heard Anthony Cumia talking about Howard Stern once.
00:34:24.000He had a Klansman on his show when he had a TV show, and he had the Klansman order all the different groups in order of merit, and like gays were at the bottom, and blacks were there, and Jews, and the guy was wearing his Klansman uniform, and there was a black woman there, too, watching him do it.
00:35:26.000On one of your recent podcasts, singular, you were talking about how after many years of fornicating with women as a single man, you decided to settle down.
00:35:34.000In your opinion, how many women should a man spread his wild seeds on until he decides to select one to build a life with?
00:35:41.000Also, how many charitable beddings of sub fives and fat chicks should a man take upon himself before he settles down and get married?
00:35:47.000The reason I ask is that I believe practice would aid in the reduction of fat, ugly feminists, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:35:54.000You are a virgin when you get married and you marry your college sweetheart that you saved yourself for and she's the one and you guys learn about sex together from scratch and you start pumping out kids at a very young age, maybe 20.
00:36:15.000And you will, I've said this a billion times, you will never see a happier couple than two Catholics who got married early and had kids right away.
00:36:25.000Now, we are living in a crazy time when even if you are in that situation, you propose to her, she'll say no.
00:36:34.000Because she's been brainwashed into thinking she has to try a hundred dicks.
00:36:38.000So that's the ideal is pretty rare, unfortunately.
00:36:44.000So I would say if you can't get that ideal and you're living in a world where that's just not possible, like I think it's still possible in the South and parts of the Midwest, Texas, Florida, I don't really consider them the South, but you know, in the Northeast and Canada and stuff and Britain, it's pretty hard to pull that off.
00:37:03.000So within the paradigm of not being able to settle down to your 25,
00:37:11.000I think you really gotta try different fruits.
00:37:14.000And one good thing about sleeping around as a young man is, you're walking down the street and you go, I know what it's like to be with her, I know what it's like to be with her, I've been with a fatty, I've been with a black chick, I've been with a no-ass, I've been with a big-ass.
00:37:26.000You know, you don't have the grasses greener because you've been on all the grass.
00:37:31.000But the funny thing about settling down is
00:37:35.000You get these guys, they first get drunk when they're 14 and then they, uh, they decide like at 40, they're thinking about settling down.
00:41:12.000If you look at a picture or video of your kid from like four years before, it's like your modern kid now but was in a car accident and can't speak properly.
00:42:46.000Anyways, you mean to tell me you walk around shitty Manhattan streets, the world's most worn-out trail of shoes, tracking dog shit, vomit, spit, fucking rat shit, human shit, you bring all of that into your home where your kids inevitably walk around barefoot and then jump on the pillows with shitty city feet and sleep on them after?
00:44:07.000Now if you're referring to like poo powder, like basically shit was there at some point, that powder just falls off.
00:44:15.000Like when I walk from outside into my home, I'm not really tracking anything into the house.
00:44:20.000There's no, all the powder of the dirt of the city has fallen off.
00:44:25.000Now I think it's gross to wear flip-flops because inevitably there is a moment where you touch poo, or a syringe, or all kinds, or you just get filthy feet and we all have to look at your black toes.
00:45:06.000I used to hate that in parties in Canada, where everyone would show up, there'd be a big pile of shoes at the front, and you're trying to mack on a girl in socks.
00:45:15.000They look kind of cute in socks, unless they have like a dress on, and they just have like pantyhose with their stupid feet there with no shoes.
00:45:24.000Like a whole dress that hinges around knee-high boots, and then the knee-high boots are off, so they're just like, they got those stupid nylon toes.
00:45:31.000Um, but yeah, being a dude and hanging around a party in socks is just a bad look.
00:45:36.000Sounds like the entire thing that you just said was a Cosby bit.