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00:00:14.000I've fought with wrestlers and they have all these weird moves where the next thing you know his legs are wrapped around you like an anaconda.
00:00:23.000So if he uses one of his weird moves then he's dead.
00:00:36.000Remember there was celebrity boxing matches and it would be like the guy from the Brady Bunch and some other washed up old sitcom guy, like the dude from ALF?
00:00:46.000It's what you do when you're really desperate for cash and your life sucks.
00:00:51.000You know, there was, um... I think it was Horschak.
00:02:52.000Milo did a 10,000 word diatribe about these two gay dudes who've been ripping off Tommy Robinson, Ezra Levant, working with Antifa to dox me and tell them what my itinerary is, what flight I'm on, what hotel I'm staying at so Antifa can kill me.
00:03:08.000Not very good buddies, Cowlin and George.
00:03:16.000A front page of the New York Times article, really badly written by this beta male, and it said that we, Paul Joseph Watson, me, I'm actually in all the pictures, but I'm not in the article anywhere, but me, Lauren Southern, all these people have been, Stefan Molyneux, Paul Joseph Watson, pretty moderate, slightly conservative people, have been radicalizing youth and bringing them to the alt-right in a decentralized cult.
00:04:38.000And then third, we also had in the news that April Glazer of Slate is the one who pressured Chase Bank to start debanking conservatives.
00:04:49.000And Antifa and these journalists do the same thing.
00:04:52.000They put it as a question, because that's the way you keep it.
00:04:55.000Antifa does it because they don't want to get charged.
00:04:57.000Journalists do it because they basically are taking cues from Antifa.
00:05:01.000And they go, did you know that you're presently working with someone who's been designated as a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center?
00:05:07.000Again, you don't have to question the Southern Poverty Law Center.
00:07:15.000Um... I want to get into the mailbag because there's some good stuff there, but... Yeah, there's been... This whole kids and homosexuals thing is starting to get on my nerves.
00:07:29.000I was watching hockey this weekend and they said, so gays can play hockey too.
00:08:05.000And I, you know, there's all, there's those kids you can tell whether they like show tunes and stuff and they, they're, you can just tell when a kid is gay.
00:08:13.000I remember when we used to do commercials, we'd have to do casting for kids.
00:08:18.000And I just felt like saying to every mom, you know, your kid's gay, right?
00:08:22.000Like, I had to tell these—every time we had a kid actor, we'd have to have him butch it up, because he'd be like, Hey, I love Colgate toothpaste.
00:08:40.000It took a while to de-gay them, because straight kids are playing sports.
00:08:46.000So I'm not saying that kids aren't gay but I don't think they're really getting bullied for it anymore and this whole like let them be gay is sort of like kids are born straight and we don't say let them be straight!
00:09:13.000It's getting weird, and there's some new reality show that's about drag kids, and it's all ten-year-olds dressing up in drag, these nine-year-old, ten-year-old boys, my son's age, dressing up in drag.
00:09:38.000I'm sure in the 1950s, if... I bet gay kids got the shit beaten out of them, especially in Brooklyn and, you know, working class towns, Detroit.
00:11:28.000Sometimes gays, you know those, those, I believe the term, the offensive term used is wigger, but you'll see like a white dude who's, who's in basketball and he's always playing with black guys.
00:11:37.000And the next thing you know, he's like, yo, what's up?
00:11:39.000Yo, with all due respect, I, and doing the handshake and everything.
00:11:43.000And you go, dude, can I just see you when you're 72, tending your garden?
00:11:48.000Cause you're not going to talk like that anymore.
00:11:51.000And I feel the same way about super duper gay dudes.
00:11:54.000like hi who's that guy uh he looks like a big gay egg uh oh what the hell is his name he is here i got him here it's called Beyonce don't say that if you don't mean it don't say that if you don't mean it you saying that makes me so happy because you know this is bound to happen one day i know
00:14:20.000You think, I'm one of these dummies who thought I could do plumbing, and I YouTubed it, and I sort of, kind of had it going, and of course there's always a leak.
00:14:30.000You know, it's one of those things, you can learn some carpentry, you can do some home repairs, but plumbing and electricity, leave it to the pros, you know what I mean?
00:14:39.000That's about as gay as an old person is.
00:15:00.000Okay, what about a diversity initiative?
00:15:03.000Yeah I did that and then people talked about how I worked hard to get my kids to a school that was not diverse and I feel like there's some hypocrisy there and you know if people look me up they'll see that I was the top woman for the zoning commission of our town to make sure that the zoning was well pretty non-diverse I have to admit so I don't like that it leaves me vulnerable and I've never really met a black person and
00:15:29.000I don't think black people and I get along to be honest.
00:16:19.000I mean, what is the gay identity without sex?
00:16:23.000This is the trouble you get in with all culture.
00:16:25.000Like you can't, you know, Mark Lamont Hill will deny there's any patterns with black people, especially if they're negative patterns, yet he wears a shirt that says support black shit.
00:16:37.000If you have a Puerto Rican Day Pride Parade, you clearly see something more than just, I was born to Puerto Rican parents or I'm, you know, I was born in Puerto Rico or I'm Puerto Rican.
00:16:48.000You must think there's more to it than that.
00:20:37.000So they chose Brad Pitt as their mascot.
00:20:39.000No, but I was talking about how it's a trick.
00:20:41.000Like, to have an anti-Sharia rally is a trick because you're tricking Antifa into defending Sharia law, which goes against everything they believe in.
00:20:51.000So this is a trick because it's saying, oh, okay, you're gonna have gay pride?
00:20:55.000Then I assume we can have straight pride, right?
00:20:57.000And then everyone freaks the fuck out.
00:20:59.000It's sort of like someone says Black Lives Matter, then you say, what about all lives matter?
00:21:04.000Or someone says they're pro-life and you, to contradict them is to be anti-life.
00:25:17.000The owner is totally starved for helping hands as his usually reliable Mexican labor crews have been switching jobs.
00:25:23.000They are moving into different warehouse and manufacturing positions that are direct results from the Trump job boom.
00:25:31.000I wonder if people are going to complain about that.
00:25:33.000You know a lot of illegals now have to go to factories and other higher paying jobs and we have a landscape shortage thanks to this stupid booming economy.
00:25:42.000The shortage has led the owner to hire young, soft, college-educated, non-foreign suburbanites for his crews.
00:25:49.000On the first day we were planting flowers, and this is when I had the most absolute batshit crazy, jaw-dropping conversation with another oblivious, probably liberal, beta male.
00:29:52.000And his girlfriend got the dogs because she doesn't have the balls.
00:29:55.000I mean, he doesn't have the balls to take control of the relationship.
00:29:57.000So they're both doing that gross thing.
00:29:59.000And you see this in New York City a lot, where rent is so expensive that people don't want to move, where they're just sort of gliding through life.
00:30:06.000You know, it takes some courage to propose.
00:30:30.000I of course had the greatest proposal of all time because I'm amazing.
00:30:34.000I had, my wife loves Paris, so we go to Paris, we're under the Eiffel Tower, a little ethnically ambiguous girl runs up, because my wife's ethnically ambiguous, so I wanted it to look like what her daughter might look like.
00:30:48.000She hands her a crumpled up piece of paper, a bag, a crumpled up paper bag, and she says, and then runs away.
00:30:59.000That's, hello ma'am, I have a little gift for you.
00:31:02.000And my wife opens, uncrumples the bag, and there's the ring inside.
00:31:06.000And I didn't get down on one knee, because it sets a bad precedent.
00:31:08.000And I said, standing, will you marry me?
00:31:10.000And she said yes, and cried, and that was that.
00:31:13.000I had set that up, obviously in advance, paid a kid a hundred bucks through friends.
00:32:03.000Once in a while you'll see some insane dick and you go, holy shit.
00:32:06.000In the changing room, or some dude who just has like a nib, a nub, where it's like a donut of pubes with just a little button in the middle.
00:32:13.000Those are unfortunate, but it's pretty rare.
00:32:16.000Most of the dicks you see are around similar size.
00:32:20.000And it's not, I mean, I have heard one girl once in my life talk about she was in a relationship with this guy and his dick was too small and she was like, I really like him though, I guess I'll have to do more anal or something if I ever want him to really put out the fire.
00:32:39.000But I've never, and I've talked to a lot of chicks in my 50 years, and I've, that's the only time I've heard a woman complaining about a small dick.
00:32:48.000So it's a weird thing to want to try a bunch of.
00:33:01.000Not sure if this is a good email for you.
00:33:02.000I'd like to build a simple site where folks could go, where you and anyone else could have their minds telegram, parley, whatever, at their fingertips.
00:33:55.000And the idea that I would work with this dude... Yeah, okay, I'll secretly work with you and give you all my information while you stay anonymous.
00:34:34.000So it's great for betting with sports.
00:34:36.000It's funny hearing about people using BetDSI and all the strange rules that the state of New York has, where you have to sort of extend your phone 10 feet into New Jersey to play certain bets at certain times.
00:34:50.000All betting should be totally legal everywhere you go.
00:34:53.000Yeah, but some guys lose all their money and get beat up by the mob.
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00:36:18.000More than double it just so you can start winning today.
00:36:22.000So again, they offer options on pretty much everything.
00:36:26.000You can bet on fighting, NBA, March Madness, NFL, NHL, NCAA football, and all other major sports, politics, reality TV, eSports, virtually everything.
00:36:35.000They have a very user-friendly interface and mobile site.
00:36:39.000Beth DSi has the fastest payouts in the industry.
00:39:08.000I'm a fan of the hidden gems like Montezuma.
00:39:11.000Maybe you can tell a crazy story that happened while you were there, too.
00:39:14.000I've told some crazy Costa Rica stories.
00:39:16.000Yeah, Montezuma was where we used to go because we used to love to get wasted.
00:39:20.000And it was called Montefuma, Coco Rica.
00:39:22.000However, Montefuma is very hard to get to, especially if you're poor.
00:39:28.000That means you have to take the fare and you don't get a little sansa flight.
00:39:32.000Um, so you're not going to get pussy there, because if a place is hard to get to, then it's usually just men that can climb the mountains and go down the things.
00:39:40.000It's sort of like that Leonardo DiCaprio movie, The Beach, but a little more disgusting.
00:39:50.000You're not really, it's impossible to get laid in Costa Rica.
00:39:53.000And then when you do find a chick in like San Jose, which is one of the most disgusting cities in the world, she just wants citizenship and she wants you to get her pregnant so you can pay child support for the rest of your life.
00:40:05.000And it's, that's not pleasant or romantic.
00:40:37.000The subject of this is Chelsea Handler.
00:40:40.000The addition of Ryan Katsu Rivera to the show and podcast has no doubt been a great move in terms of making the content more personable, as well as adding another dimension to the conversation.
00:40:50.000The chemistry between you two is great.
00:40:53.000An old-school dad begrudgingly adopts a fatherless boy who thinks it is okay to wear a fanny pack across his chest.
00:43:55.000My thoughts are reservations are shitholes and it's because of welfare.
00:44:00.000A great book by Naomi Schaefer Riley, The New Trail of Tears, and she talks about how they give these Indians a free house, but that the Indians can't use that house for any collateral, for a loan, so they're not really giving them a house.
00:44:14.000They're just letting them stay there like a homeless shelter, and they don't end up with any sort of sense of self-worth.
00:44:21.000So they're bored on welfare, they get addicted to alcohol, and it becomes this cycle of shit.
00:44:30.000And just like charter schools have rescued public schools from, or prevented public schools from ruining the lives of black kids in Harlem, any kind of privatization could save the reservation.
00:44:45.000You know, if you're gonna give them money, just give them the money, and then move on.
00:44:49.000And yeah, the whole idea of missing indigenous woman, it implies that there's these rednecks coming around and like murdering and kidnapping women.
00:48:24.000There'd be times when I was so broke that I would sift through the garbage.
00:48:27.000When I was a janitor at my school, getting up at four in the morning so I could be there at five, I would pick through the garbage sometimes and eat out of it to save money.
00:49:41.000I was actually at a baseball game today and the dad was really fixated on the game.
00:49:46.000Because his son was in it, he was called up, and the wife, who's very attractive, which is also problematic, I would have preferred a fat pig, is really cool and interesting.
00:49:58.000So even in that time, I was careful not to be too goofing with the gals.
00:50:05.000Not to be too Ross Andrews and be like spending my whole time talking to her.
00:50:08.000And I also watched my body language and made sure that I was always like on the dad side of the couple.
00:50:15.000And then when he left, I talked to her for a bit and then I would leave and go talk to another dad and was very careful not to be too buddy-buddy with his hot wife out of respect for him.
00:50:27.000So even in short little bursts, you don't want to be too buddy with men's wives.
00:50:33.000I don't see why you need to confide in an opposite-sex friend about your life or hang out.
00:50:38.000Childless older broads can be very annoying, just like the queen of them, Chelsea Handler.
00:50:43.000I've spent many a time with them as my friends, and they are a selfish, miserable woman.
00:50:47.000This is, by the way, written from a woman's perspective.
00:50:50.000This is Heather from Southern California, but not LA.
00:50:52.000Another annoying trait, women thinking they are man-tough.
00:50:56.000Some woman had mistaken me for one of these in the past because I'm, I was my children's only parent without child support.
00:51:02.000And then she sort of mentions, I would have loved to stay married, but in my rare circumstance, it was safer for me to get myself and my children away from my criminal ex-husband.
00:51:10.000If I were in a situation where I had to fight a man out of self-defense, I would try my best, but I'm not disillusioned with thinking that I'm stronger than a man.
00:51:16.000And by the way, when I shit on single moms, obviously if you escape some criminal drug addict that was beating the shit out of you, I'm not going to sit there and go, you stupid bitch.
00:51:42.000I saw one article this woman wrote about how great it is being divorced and how she doesn't, and she listed all these terrible things her husband do, like tickle the boys and get them all riled up before bedtime so they were too pumped to go to bed.
00:54:55.000The subject here is I tried calling the cops on a girl's tits in brackets ass and it worked.
00:55:03.000I forgot about this tip I had given young men and it is you tell a girl I need to see your tits right now and I'm calling the cops and she'll laugh and then you pretend that you're calling the cops.
00:55:15.000And you do like, you know, ever hear Bob Newhart's phone calls or letters?
00:55:22.000He does this thing where he's like, he's calling George Washington or something and telling him about smoking.
00:55:29.000And you can hear him on the other line.
00:56:14.000Dear Gavin, I heard you tell the story about show me your tits or I'm calling the cops at least a billion times since I started following you.
00:56:20.000Well, lately I've been dating this girl and after two dates I still hadn't managed to kiss her.
00:56:25.000When you're saying a sentence and it comes with a break in it, like, if you're going to be brushing your hair, then you should make sure there's no knots.
00:56:36.000And when you do, if you're gonna be brushing your hair, it has to be comma.
00:59:13.000Rest assured, the old dickaroo got dipped a few times.
00:59:16.000Needless to say, you have to go down on her for at least 20 minutes and not be fucking shit at it for this to turn into a Me Too thing.
00:59:23.000I'm not sure if it's because of the testosterone boost from no wanks or if it is the line, but the evidence was compelling for both as it worked just a day later.
00:59:31.000I'm gonna try again tomorrow and again on Sunday, all with different chicks.
00:59:34.000I'll keep you posted on my latest scientific endeavor.
01:01:30.000I locked the back door, and then I couldn't see her anywhere, and then I went back to the backyard, and she was sitting there in the dark on that, you know that blue chair we have with the white hanging thing?
01:01:42.000And she's just like drained, like I need some alone time.
01:02:23.000That's why I call my wife blobs because I said to her what would you do?
01:02:27.000Like if you could do anything in the world you go just sit in a giant bed with like 50 magazines Yeah, that's most women.
01:02:33.000I would die of boredom Yeah, I know like on Mother's Day of great Father's Day gift is we're all gonna go camping and the kids aren't allowed to have screens We're gonna do this and that and build a fire.
01:02:41.000Yeah Mother's Day is just get these fucking kids away from me I want to sit on my ass all day and like eat bonbons.
01:02:47.000Yeah, and look at stupid fashion magazines
01:02:49.000And girls that go hiking and do shit, they're really annoying.
01:03:20.000You think lesbians, women who hike are lesbians pretending to be lesbians and they're secretly just trying not to think about dicks cause they want to think about dicks.
01:03:43.000Now, if you're really good, you would make dinner and do all the dishes.
01:03:46.000I heard this woman say, I can't remember when I saw this, oh, you have so much garbage on your desk that you trip when you get up.
01:03:53.000I heard this woman say that she has this chart this little deal with her husband Where if he does the dishes he gets a handjob if he if he cleans the house he gets sex If he makes dinner and cleans up everything he gets whatever he wants anal you name it round the world I Thought that was kind of interesting I mean my first instinct was fuck you that's weird, but then I thought no I don't mind that I'm into that
01:04:20.000If you don't like it, then don't do it.
01:07:31.000Yes, you do have lesbian fans, believe it or not.
01:07:33.000So just wanted to say that ever since you introduced me to this diamond on an old TGN, the Gavin McInneshow episode, I haven't been able to get out of my, get her out of my head.
01:08:42.000And sometimes I'd be talking to her drunk and just like sitting on the floor next to her.
01:08:48.000One time I sat on the ground when she was sitting at a table eating because I was so wasted and my id took over and I just made a fucking fool of myself.