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00:01:24.000They started, the banning got so crazy this week.
00:01:27.000They were banning history teachers who had footage of Hitler.
00:01:31.000Yeah, you're allowed to talk about World War II.
00:01:35.000And, by the way, that's a great example, too, because what happens when you do all this censorship is you hurt the people you're purporting to help.
00:01:44.000If we don't ever hear about Hitler, you erase him from the history books.
00:01:47.000Next thing you know, we can have another Hitler.
00:01:50.000Knowledge is power, folks, and they are powerful.
00:02:14.000I've got people, not debating in a negative way, just discussing things.
00:02:19.000And I think it's interesting, I got Roger Stone together with Mark Lamont Hill, and they were talking about the justice system.
00:02:26.000Actually, I got in it with Mark about Muslims.
00:02:28.000I think he might be a Nation of Islam guy, he wouldn't tell me.
00:02:33.000Nation of Islam like I it looks cool You see all those black guys with a little bow ties and stuff and Malcolm X and all that stuff But then you look into it, and there's also all kinds of weird stuff with them like they think white men were created by an alien named Yacoub and He made these in a lab these white people just to torment blacks So he's kind of a dick.
00:03:01.000He's got a big, weird elephant man head, giant feet, giant hands, and I think he has a huge dick.
00:03:08.000I don't know if Mark is associated with them or not, but I kind of got derailed with me saying that if you're taking in immigrants, you gotta choose.
00:03:16.000Shouldn't you just choose the Christian ones or the Jewish ones before you choose another religion?
00:03:22.000Especially one that doesn't have the best track record.
00:05:41.000I felt like I was in something out of Hee-Haw.
00:05:44.000They were talking about Kierkegaard and Kant and these German philosophers and the Nihilists, the Romantic Movement and the Russian authors Dostoevsky and Tolstoy and how they impact culture over time and I'm just sitting there going, I read Catcher in the Rye.
00:06:08.000And then of course there's lots of humor there.
00:06:10.000I fought Copper Cab after years of him demanding me fight and He sent all these videos of him at the gym.
00:06:19.000He's a big dude When you see the little gingers have souls videos he made you think he's petite like you Ryan We came with a cool insult today.
00:06:28.000By the way, if you're talking to a dude you talk about a chick and you go She's really she's petite.
00:06:33.000She's she's like your height Just a nice little way to stab a guy
00:06:38.000Because you need to do that little little subtle insult just to make a person feel like shit Yeah, she's cute she's petite I mean she's like she's like your height, you know, I'm really dainty Really delicate you could probably wear her shoes.
00:06:54.000She's got these little feet little tiny shoes Also on this site we did like a 30 for 30 and
00:07:01.000Where Ryan and Haji went down to Atlanta and watched Copper Cab work out.
00:07:09.000And then we got different shows on there.
00:07:11.000There's my daily show, Get Off My Lawn, which is just like it was at CRTV, but I can swear now.
00:07:35.000I even tried to get a huge Tyrus type dude.
00:07:38.000But all these bodybuilders that I asked, word got out in the bodybuilding community in D.C.
00:07:43.000that this alt-right guy was trying to get them for a prop, and it's like, I'm not falling for it, so you can, why, so you can ridicule me?
00:07:50.000I thought, no, no, I'm ridiculing Tyrus, but do you imagine how big my balls would have to be to go to a gym where there's bodybuilders and say, hey, come on my show, I'm gonna fuck with you, you stupid idiot.
00:08:04.000And then it also I'd get off my lawn So that's all there in the CRTV archives get off my lawn the show then I did a fun show Just called off the record where I talk about music various bands going through my record collection And it's not just my record collection.
00:08:18.000It's the elite Sections of my record collection because I collected records my entire life, and I have a lot of garbage So I have isolated the top 100
00:08:31.000And yeah, so there's Me and Milo is a show.
00:11:47.000They just finished the completion of this.
00:11:49.000It's just stairs and like levels where you can go like... Yeah, that's at the bottom of Manhattan near World Trade, near where the old fish market used to be.
00:11:56.000Well, there's another one that they just finished, like, over the summer.
00:14:58.000And I go, Ryan, any particular reason out of the blue, you haven't been here in maybe six months, you asked to come over and we watch a show about two buddies fucking?
00:15:14.000That's actually a joke me and my buddy Sharky used to do.
00:15:17.000We'd say, uh, we'd say, yeah, I was reading this stupid article.
00:16:03.000I was like, you might think the twist is a little gay, but I think it's... Oh, I get it now.
00:16:08.000Yeah, don't come to my house and make me watch secretly gay porn, please.
00:16:12.000I wanted you to watch two black men enjoying the romances of romance.
00:16:15.000Hey man, you know, you wanna come over, just fuckin' watch the game or there's, I don't know, some dumb movie, like, I don't know, Brokeback Mountain or something, just put it on and we don't have to watch it, just have it on the background.
00:18:07.000Today at the gym everyone was talking about crazy bitches and how they can go nuts and it's just so scary because you're like what's gonna happen now?
00:18:12.000Is she gonna start punching herself or who knows?
00:18:15.000And I was like every time my wife gets hysterical and she starts smashing things I just pull my dick out and it just she becomes in a trance just staring at it madly in love.
00:18:40.000You're saying that my dick needs a microscope to see it.
00:18:44.000Yep, um So we wake up and then and then we just did the sketch if you go to my youtube channel, which is the Gavin 2000 you'll find a very funny sketch wherein I'll See a hate has no home here sign and I say actually sometimes they're like that but sometimes they're pretty honest and then I had a bunch of signs made I'm ruining the joke, but they say things like they look exactly like hey, there's no home here, but they say
00:25:12.000They were cleaning off the bones for the humans after... When they found out they hunted something, then we would butcher it down, they would just eat the bone shit.
00:25:22.000They had a, they had a... Ryan, Ryan Katsu Rivera, the cool learning guy.
00:25:27.000So yeah, Jesus was like, fuck this, and he went around to his apostles, who were like his gang, and then these guys, you know, they're like bikers, they roll up on Bethlehem, and they're like, hey archangel, what's up, motherfucker?
00:25:41.000So they lock up Paul for some shit that he ain't done.
00:27:11.000I had a theory once that, you know how heaven is unfathomable to your little tiny brain?
00:27:17.000Well, the same way earth is unfathomable to a sperm.
00:27:21.000So maybe the sperms were us, the useless mortals, and then we died, which was becoming pregnant, and then being born is actually going to heaven.
00:27:35.000And it just gets better and better and better.
00:27:36.000I mean, look at your lifestyle today compared to even a hundred years ago where the kids had to drink beer because you couldn't get clean water, everyone was a fucking drunk, your lifespan was nothing.
00:27:47.000Although the lifespan thing does get a bit skewed with infant mortality.
00:27:51.000I think there was plenty of 70-year-olds back in 1802, but all those dead babies really fucked with the numbers.
00:27:58.000But while he made this super creation, he got, it's almost like jizz.
00:28:03.000He got some jizz on some other stuff and it made total pathetic pieces of garbage like black flies and plankton.
00:28:49.000You know their horns too, the bucks, they fall off and then when they grow in they have the velvet on their thing and then it's like stringy, bloody velvet.
00:30:10.000No, actually, it's not if it's soaked in butter.
00:30:13.000Dude, a tampon is delicious if it's soaked in butter.
00:30:16.000Stop eating that disgusting shit, they're the cockroaches of the sea.
00:30:20.000Popcorn is styrofoam, you put butter on it, it's yummy.
00:30:25.000Well popcorn when it's not microwaved is fucking good.
00:30:29.000I'm very sanctimonious about my poor person snacks.
00:30:32.000Fries I'm very serious about, I'm pretty serious about popcorn because my mother was so cheap when I was a kid that she'd make like one bite
00:30:41.000Our meals, when we were kids, looked like we're at a really, really expensive restaurant.
00:30:46.000You know those fancy boutique ones where they have the little sauce that's like a zippity-zip?
00:30:57.000So there'd be three little tiny, tiny mini potatoes, like cherry tomatoes, the tiniest piece of meat ever, like an iPhone amount of meat, and then like some gross sprouts or something.
00:31:08.000And you'd eat it and you're fucking starving after.
00:31:33.000I go, no, it's me making sure my children don't starve to death.
00:31:36.000I'm not going to feed Johnny a fucking big glass of ketchup.
00:31:41.000She microwaved, one time she put my salad in the microwave, I told you that story, right?
00:31:45.000She sprinkled cheese on it, and then she thought it might look nice if the cheese was melted, so she put iceberg lettuce in the microwave, which gets up to the temperature of molten fucking lava.
00:32:04.000I'd have to eat like four apples, I'd make a bowl of ice cream that was basically half a box, like it was as big as a basketball.
00:32:13.000I remember scraping, I'd open up the box so it was flat out and then scrape it with a spoon and it was sort of gooey and gummy, the exterior of the box.
00:32:22.000And then I'd have to make two big things of popcorn.
00:32:25.000This is just to fill my belly because I wasn't fed dinner!
00:32:28.000And then my fucking dad, because he has a PhD in physics, he would come over, and he's hungry too!
00:32:34.000That's the thing, I think they had a buzz, like they'd be drinking wine and beer, so you feel kind of bloated, and then that wears off, and around nine o'clock you're starving.
00:32:42.000So I'm watching TV, and this fucker comes over with his physics degree.
00:32:47.000And he'd take his big mitt, he's, I'm the only shrump in my family, all my family members are pretty tall, and he'd get his big fucking Scottish mitt into the popcorn and then he'd start like, almost like the way you'd massage a butt cheek, he would just start working it and working it and working it and getting his hand sort of scooped out until when he pulled his hand back up, he'd have 80% of my bowl in his hand.
00:33:13.000He was holding a giant sphere of popcorn with all the butter, too.
00:33:19.000All the good ones, because he'd get me fresh.
00:33:21.000So he'd get all the butter and all the good stuff, and then he'd walk away, and I'm stuck with this fucking collateral damage.
00:33:29.000It just looks like a meteor hit the earth.
00:33:31.000It's just a hole, and it's all this shit popcorn at the bottom.
00:34:08.000Oscar Goldman was at the beg- This is pre-Star Wars, by the way.
00:34:11.000Oscar Goldman was at the beginning of the show, and he'd be like, Mionic Man, we need you to go to fuckin' Egypt and beat up Tutankhamen and then come back here and shoot a bunch of guys, okay?
00:36:10.000I would go to their house and they'd get their Han Solo guy, I'd take the cardboard that the Han Solo came in and he was on the back of the packaging, I'd cut that out.
00:39:20.000I'm walking down the street and my bag starts itching like, you know when you get a haircut and then you get some of those little hairs in the back of your neck?
00:39:35.000And then it starts really hurting, like really, really itchy on one side.
00:39:41.000And I reached down, I think maybe there is like a little hair from my beard got down there or something.
00:39:45.000So I'm on the street and I'm sorry, ladies, if you're seeing this and you think I'm beating off, but I have to see what the fuck is going on.
00:39:59.000Yeah, it's a little tiny, little almond.
00:40:02.000And so it's freaking out too, we're on the same page here.
00:40:06.000And I don't feel anything obviously, I'm not going to feel a little tiny hair.
00:40:10.000And so I keep walking and then it occurs to me, I think there might be a fucking bug on my bag.
00:40:17.000I think my bag is getting attacked by a bug.
00:40:20.000So then I reach down there and now I'm worried that it's like a spider freaking out, biting my bag.
00:40:25.000I'm turning my, that'd be funny if a radioactive spider bit my bag, and I became spider bag.
00:40:31.000I had no other superpowers, but my, just my balls were super, you could kick me, you could shoot me in the balls, and I would catch it with my little hairy bag.
00:40:40.000It's like, oh cool, you can sling web!
00:40:42.000No, I can't if I pull my pants down, and I pull my dick out of the way, my bag can shoot a web.
00:40:49.000So then I'm chasing bank robbers and stuff with my pants down, holding my dick up, going, get back here!
00:40:54.000So then I reached down there and I start sort of flicking away and the pain goes away.
00:41:01.000I think I may have had a spider in my underwear.
00:42:59.000Another thing, he goes, hey guy, he has a high-pitched voice.
00:43:01.000He's like, hey guy, I figured something out.
00:43:04.000You go to a kid's store, right, because the clothes are cheaper there, and you just get the extra, extra, extra, extra large for, like, super fat kids, and it's really cheap.
00:43:15.000And he's wearing a t-shirt that is kind of tight on him, but it's for obese 10-year-olds, and it's got all these stripes on it, like a little kid's shirt.
00:43:24.000And I go, dude, you haven't cracked any secret code.
00:43:27.000You look like you're wearing a little kid's shirt.
00:43:29.000That's not, that's like going to the kid's menu and saying, I got this really cheap burger.
00:43:37.000But anyway, he was on an escalator once at Kmart, and he, some black young girl, like maybe 20, was in front of him on the escalator, and there's these skinny jeans, this display of skinny jeans, and he says to his girlfriend, he goes, he points to him, he has a big fat beer belly, and he says, this, pointing to his beer belly, is not fitting into those, and he points to the skinny jeans,
00:44:03.000And the black girl in front of him, this is at the Kmart in Astor Place by St.
00:44:10.000Mark's in New York, and the black girl in front of him bursts into tears.
00:44:16.000And she turns around and she goes, I'm trying, okay?
00:44:22.000He thought she, he was pointing at her ass cheeks cause they were right in his face and going, this fucking big fat ass is not fitting into those skinny jeans cause this bitch is fat.
00:44:54.000I was reading your stuff and one thing that I was thinking about was your belief that only 5% of women would be happy, happier in the workforce.
00:45:01.000It's not that I have a problem with most married women staying at home.
00:45:03.000It's that the only way most married can have the power to stay at home and look after community is if we have a culture that supports a good 15 to 20% of them returning to the workforce eventually.
00:45:16.000I'm not advocating all these women going to jobs that are demanding and lead to divorce and childless, nor am I advocating for women to put their kids in daycare, have a nanny, and then work to pay for it.
00:45:24.000I'm talking about a minimum of 15 to 20% of married women with kids getting into fun, little, flexible jobs that could be part-time.
00:45:33.000Freelance, work from home, work for their husband's business, blah, blah, blah.
00:45:35.000I think it would actually improve the economy by having the same labor force participation without the negative, boy, this is a boring letter, huh?
00:45:44.000Well, he invited me, so I don't want to say anything.
00:45:46.000I want to... I appreciate... Yeah, it sucks.
00:45:54.000A woman entering the labor force for the most part, such as male wage, depression, rising government workers, displacing men out of the labor force, abortion, single motherhood, divorce, blah blah blah.
00:47:49.000They just kept working more and more and generating more crap.
00:47:53.000I mean, do we really need someone doing a marketing campaign to make all the baseball players wear pink to raise awareness for breast cancer?
00:48:01.000Is that really a job that needed to get done?
00:48:05.000And, it's not good for children to come home and no one's there.
00:48:10.000So, what about when the kids move out?
00:49:16.000So, it was a topic that came up a lot.
00:49:19.000I'd like to share some of my thoughts as my grandfather was a prison warden at a major penitentiary for 40-some years.
00:49:26.000There was a time in America's history when prisoners would work full-time day jobs while behind bars.
00:49:31.000And it's funny, I was watching this show Jailbirds, I think it's called, about a woman's prison, and two of the girls had jobs sweeping, and I thought, if I am ever in prison, I'm just gonna fucking work my tits off.
00:49:45.000Like, I don't want to be in that cell.
00:50:00.000However, civil rights activists, liberals, took exception to this and worked to pass legislation that reduced the amount of hours as well as the type of work inmates could do while in the slammer.
00:50:11.000Now I understand, this is me talking now, I understand the impetus for that.
00:50:16.000You see this someone making tons of money off slave labor.
00:50:21.000And they make like a dollar an hour or some, or no, they make pennies an hour.
00:50:25.000And, uh, and you think, well, why does someone get slave labor?
00:51:13.000In my grandfather's case, the aesthetic landscape of his prison significantly declined with the new rules he was under.
00:51:19.000The prison went from looking like a beautiful castle, with flowers, trees, and a nice lawn, to a total unkept dump.
00:51:28.000Furthermore, and this is the real clincher, recidivism rates, recidivism is for you dumb people, Ryan, how often you come back after you leave prison.
00:51:39.000And obviously your goal for recidivism is zero.
00:51:42.000Furthermore, recidivism rates were at low levels when my grandpa was able to proactively rehabilitate inmates with work programs.
00:51:49.000After these laws that were supposedly guaranteed to help prisoners were passed, recidivism rates went to shit.
00:51:56.000But the point is, did these activists who were so sure their actions would help inmates really consider the ramifications of their goals?
00:52:05.000It truthfully isn't that difficult to do a thought experiment on the issue, and as you say, play it out.
00:52:31.000It was a quarter mile away from the Jewish Museum.
00:52:33.000It had nothing to do with the synagogue shooting.
00:52:35.000And it was a bunch of like boomer pro-constitution nerds who wanted to celebrate, you know, they dress up like Ben Franklin and they talk about the Liberty Bell and stuff.
00:52:44.000It couldn't have been farther from what the rumor was.
00:52:46.000But when you hear that rumor, you just say, all right, play it out.
00:53:43.000If your America, the America you talk about, and I just saw there was some rapper who came up with a video that called, called Camp America.
00:53:50.000And it's all about how, you know, we put kids in cages and it's a stupid, shitty video, but it really is just the liberal mentality set to film.
00:54:02.000And there are these kids with their mouths held open by dental tools and they're thrown in cages and beaten.
00:54:09.000You know your political beliefs are ridiculous when you make a video of them and the video looks like a shitty horror movie that no one would watch because it would be too absurd.
00:55:15.000I hate the total disregard for a man, it's usually men, once they go to prison, once they're found guilty, they're human garbage, and we have no sympathy for them.
00:58:18.000It was worth fucking probably a hundred million dollars.
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00:59:38.000Even, what, I like to do it if I want to see a fight and I have to drag along my wife or something.
00:59:43.000Actually, my wife is getting into fights quite a bit, but if it's someone like a relative who's not excited, or I took Laura Loomer to an MMA fight once, like in a bar where there was pay-per-view, and she doesn't give a shit about fighting, but I said, five bucks on her, you've got five bucks on her, and now her money is at play.
01:00:01.000Laura Loomer seems to be having kind of a comeback.
01:00:04.000Laura, Milo, I think what's happened is they've banned so many people that they've diluted its meaning and now it just means you're interesting.
01:00:16.000Once they attack Crowder and Sargon and Dave Rubin and Jordan Peterson and all these intellectual dark web normies who are just really classical liberals, then censorship just becomes what bitchy little Veruca Salts do to get to see the Willy Wonka factory.
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