On this week's episode, the boys talk about Mother's Day, John Joseph's new album, and what it's like to grow up in the Bronx. Also, we talk about a guy who thinks he's Mr. Spice, and how he thinks he could be a good beef eater. Also, the guys talk about how they got kicked out of a bar because they were too big for the bar and how they ended up getting into a fight with a man who was too short for them to fight. The boys also talk about John Joseph s new album "The Cro-Mags" and why he doesn't know how to rap like other rappers. And they talk about what it was like growing up in a Bronx orphanage and how it's okay to not be good at anything, because you were born in a place where rap is hard to rap. Enjoy the episode, and don't forget to SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts and leave us a rating and review! Subscribe, review, and tell us what you thought of the episode and what you think of it in the comments section below! Timestamps: 0:00 - Who do you think is the best rapper in the city? 5:30 - Who's better at rapping? 6:40 - Can you rap better than other rappers? 7:00- Can you be a beef eater? 8:20 - How do you rap like a bagpiper? 9:15 - What's your dad a good enough? 11:15- Who's your favorite rap artist? 12: Can you cook better than your dad? 13:30- What do you like about your mom? 14:40- What is your dad better than yours? 15: Is your dad good at cooking? 16:10 - What does your mom better than you? 17:20- What are you think you're good at rap? 18:00 19:10- What's a good bagpip? 21:10 22:40 23:30 27: What are your dad's biggest beef? 26:00 / 26: What would you eat? 25:00 | What's the worst thing you can you like to cook? 35:30 | Do you have a beef meal? 36:00 // 27:40 | Can you give me a steak? 37:20
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00:00:18.000I bet you anything it was fucking tits and women and women kicking ass doing roundhouse kicks and making all the bacon and frying it up in a pan.
00:01:51.000And he put up some picture, some woman, and had written an article about how we have to abolish Father's Day because it's offensive to non-binary fathers, trans fathers, and single mothers.
00:02:09.000I don't know what the fuck a trans father is.
00:02:11.000Is that a single mom, lesbian, who cut her tits off?
00:05:07.000Yeah I was talking about Trump or like something vaguely misogynistic to one of my friends and uh out of nowhere this this chick is like like oh yeah I bet you got a small dick and I was turning around I was like excuse me and I was like and then she kept saying that I was like I have a picture you want to see it she's like no and then her guy friend says I'll see it I bet it is small I was like okay
00:05:31.000And I was like, all right, press unlock on my phone.
00:06:05.000And then when there were those, uh, Hispanic Marines that they thought were proud boys and they were yelling, uh, calling them spic and wet back.
00:06:17.000They started beating and the Marines just stood there.
00:06:20.000I don't know why the Marines wouldn't just kick their ass stay on the ground, but they They they attack physically attacked and racially Epitheted to Marines because they thought they were proud boys and they were just these guys were just like having their day off In DC ready to relax.
00:06:36.000Do they ever tell you do they ever attack a non-minority?
00:06:39.000It's like the Jewish guy from Night of Freedom.
00:06:45.000And all the other ones you just mentioned.
00:06:46.000And then the few times they are attacking an actual white person, you find out later that that guy's married to an Asian or a black person or a squaw, in my case.
00:07:00.000Yeah, I told them I was going to wait outside, so I'm smoking a cigarette, just bullshitting with one of my buddies, like right outside of the gate.
00:07:07.000And the guy hears me like he opens the door.
00:08:37.000And instead of punches, punching me, he grabs my shirt.
00:08:40.000So that's his in now that I'm like, now that he has a reason, quote unquote, a reason to like touch me, he grabs my shirt and starts wrestling with me.
00:08:49.000You know, so he didn't, he wasn't in a rush to punch me or anything, so now we're on the ground, wrestling, and I finally get, like, he's lanky and tall, so I finally get position over him, and I got him, like, kind of in a headlock, and I hear somebody else, not the woman, another one of his friends go, oh, fuck this, and he starts punching me in the back of the head.
00:09:52.000And you know what's great about that, too, is, like, if you punch someone that's just standing there, the head goes back into the air, and there's some recoil.
00:12:40.000Did you see Coppercab's tweet about Father's Day?
00:12:42.000Wait, conversely, conversely, when someone's like, what up motherfucker, I'm gonna kill you, your whole family's dead, I'm a psycho, you messed with the wrong person, you're a dead man, have fun dying, all that, then you know, whew, I'm not in trouble.
00:16:37.000They all dress the same and I remember last year everyone looked like an agent, a CAA douche.
00:16:42.000It's too hot there to wear a suit so they'd wear a navy blue dress shirt with kind of rolled up on the sleeves and then the same tapered pants and then just like those fucking annoying dress shoes that are kooky you know the ones that have like a red sole but they're orange or something or they're soft gray but the sole is fluorescent yellow.
00:17:03.000That was the look that year, and they all dress the same.
00:17:06.000Every meeting, it looks like we're in Soviet Russia for fucking weak hipsters.
00:17:12.000Um, so anyway, they're boring and they don't know how to riff and they, oh, they're so fucking phony too.
00:17:18.000The hugging and the telling you, you look amazing.
00:17:21.000Then you get back to the mirror and you go, what the fuck?
00:17:26.000Um, and the hugging, like when they hug you, they hug you like you were rumored to be dead for the past 16 years and you actually just emerged from the mountains with amnesia.
00:17:38.000And they're like, I'm your actual sister.
00:19:36.000Oh, remember you were talking about like, you know, like the chicken hawk thing, like when you talk a big game and that's probably, like, remember that little Xan clip?
00:21:26.000He said actually he was about to just come back into your life and then he bought a year subscription to freespeech.tv and saw you get your fat ass handed to you by a 50 year old dwarf.
00:21:33.000And then as mentioned, he finally died of shame.
00:21:53.000Yeah I learned at the gym today that one of the guys who was particularly hard on me was doing it on purpose because he read the Proud Boys Wikipedia and of course it's been compromised.
00:22:11.000I don't think a lot of people know this, that they don't know what has become a joke.
00:22:16.000Like, the New York Times used to be totally reliable, and it's now the laughingstock.
00:22:22.000The Southern Poverty Law Center, they took down the KKK.
00:22:28.000They used to be a very legit organization, now it's a laughingstock.
00:22:32.000Anyway, just briefly, this article, Wikipedia has been compromised.
00:22:41.000Insiders at Wiki tell us a very small contingent of left-wing editors have taken over large parts of the site and are banning hundreds of users, admins, and former WMF staff.
00:22:52.000For standing in the way of their disinformation campaigns.
00:22:55.000We are told that after tech author David Abra Keller began looking into this, the SJW Wiki crew worked hard to have him fired and were well paid for the efforts.
00:23:05.000We are told they've already done this to Milo's page as well as Charles C. Johnson's.
00:23:10.000The source claims there are DNC PR groups within Wiki and they are working for WikiMedia's Zack Exley and Donna Brazile.
00:23:17.000The technique appears to be smearing their enemies via edits and then using that as a source in mainstream media when other editors try to argue.
00:23:24.000Gavin McInnes' page is currently locked to quote-unquote prevent vandalism.
00:23:48.000So now if you want to fix that, you have to refute all 187.
00:23:50.000And it gets to a number of footnotes where refuting it makes you... it's just impossible.
00:23:57.000Because they go, okay, that one might be wrong, but what about the other 50,000?
00:24:01.000And then you can see on these, on these wiki editors, uh, write-ups, you can see them in their list of interests, cause they have these sort of logos of things they like to edit.
00:24:11.000You can see like communist, uh, action and, uh, LGBTQ activist and Antifa, Nazi basher, whatever.
00:24:20.000Death to fascism, freedom to the people.
00:24:23.000So you're not really a, you're classic editor there.
00:24:26.000You're kind of a political activist, lying shithead.
00:24:30.000Anyway, that ends up having real ramifications in the real world, and I think my nose is broken.
00:24:48.000I mean, I've known it's always had an angle, but on the weekend I was looking in the rearview mirror of the car and I was like, wait a minute, this is now at 30 degrees as opposed to 5 degrees off.
00:24:58.000And that's a shame, because it says objects in mirror are actually less crooked than they appear.
00:25:02.000You have more of an Artie Lange nose, so you don't have to worry about it getting ruptured.
00:25:06.000It looks like a pumpkin in maybe November.
00:25:50.000And they're there one day, the Hopeton Inn, and it's gone through a million different owners, because they can't make money, because there's no coal.
00:25:56.000It's a coal mining town, and coal mining's over.
00:26:03.000I actually did a video about it that you can find on YouTube where it's like surprising grand for her 90th or something like that anyway, um They're there and my dad was probably being cantankerous, you know, he never mentions that part of the story He's always just this little sweetheart who was just minding us visiting grandma.
00:26:21.000It's called and The owner says all right time to back up time to go and
00:26:29.000And my dad looks around the pub and he goes, everyone else, in his really affected fake English Scottish accent, everyone else is already here.
00:27:15.000And somehow he had convinced these, and it's a coal mining town, it's a relatively tough town, but I guess not that tough, if some scumbag from East London can show up and just be the king of the town.
00:27:27.000So he's like the enforcer of the town now.
00:27:30.000And he just nods, Gordon nods to the bartender and the bartender just starts cleaning the bar like, oh well Tony Soprano's gonna handle it now.
00:27:38.000And so my dad goes piss and Gordon and his two henchmen follow my dad in.
00:27:43.000My dad finishes his piss, he turns around and immediately the two henchmen grab an arm each.
00:27:49.000And then Gordon Poole goes, he made it very clear it was your turn to leave, mate.
00:28:11.000And he just went and head-butted Gordon Poole, exploded the man's face, which of course disorients the two arm holders, and then my dad just starts laying into them.
00:28:32.000But he would get, he was smart and poor, so you'd get a scholarship.
00:28:36.000So you'd be wearing a private school uniform, like the little blazer with the piping on it and your little short shorts with your book and a big belt holding your books together.
00:28:47.000And he'd be the only person for miles wearing that.
00:28:49.000So people would gang up on him and go, he's you, you fucking student.
00:29:54.000Milo's dad is basically Gordon Poole, but I hope not that much of a pussy.
00:29:59.000So, it's funny because you have Milo prancing around like, hello darling, look, wearing a fake Gucci wallet is so embarrassing that I'm actually embarrassed for you.
00:30:08.000And then his dad's like, what's a wallet?
00:30:10.000I just carry around this roll of bills.
00:30:13.000And if there's a problem, I try and make it go away with paper.
00:30:16.000And if it doesn't go away, I've got to use steel.
00:31:23.000It was so boring in the suburbs that we would do things like, you have to do 13 acts of vandalism before you can go to the party.
00:31:34.000So, you're throwing lawn chairs in pools, or you're stomping on someone's flower bed, or stupid shit like that, that you deserve to get pounded for, by the way.
00:31:43.000That's the thing about when you did that.
00:31:45.000It was, it was, it was like Russian Roulette.
00:31:48.000Like, when you threw snowballs at cars, you're risking the guy coming out and kicking the shit out of you.
00:31:54.000Not like, hospitalizing you, you're just a little kid, but...
00:31:58.000We knew these other kids that would go the next level.
00:32:01.000We would do stuff like, we'd take the tape from a cassette tape, and we'd stretch it across the street.
00:32:09.000And so a car would come and hit it, and those cassette tapes, the tape in them goes on for miles and miles and miles.
00:32:15.000So it would just go like, and go on and on and on.
00:32:20.000And then of course snowballs, sometimes an ice ball, but not really, nothing that would do damage.
00:32:24.000Then there were the big kids in the neighborhood.
00:34:31.000Canadians are funny So he jumps out the window and at this runs to where they had jumped in the pool he gets the first two the first two guys make it over the
00:34:43.000The second guy's on his way up the ladder.
00:34:55.000Um, yanks him down, the kid hits his ass on the tile, and then, uh, paving stones, and then my dad gets over him and just starts lacing into him.
00:35:08.000Holding him by the neck and just punching him in the face as he's on the ground.
00:35:11.000The kind where, I wouldn't be surprised if he was out after the first two, and there was like, I hate seeing unconscious people get punched.
00:40:12.000Well the good news is my brother and I could not give less of a shit.
00:40:17.000There will be no tears during that procedure.
00:40:21.000I actually did a talk at their 50th anniversary and I said, I think my dad is the real hero of this relationship because clearly he's married someone who is deaf and blind.
00:40:33.000And deaf and blind women tend not to find suitors.
00:40:37.000But he's, I mean, she clearly can't see anything.
00:40:40.000And if you've ever spoken to him, you know she can't hear anything.
00:40:42.000I mean, can you, could you handle him for 50 years?
00:40:50.000That's perfectly soft, and it favors the woman, and... Yeah, they've had some cool friends up and down, but then they've also had some times when you're like, your friends all suck.
00:40:59.000And it was during a particularly shitty friend time, where they were humorless boars.
00:41:03.000Well, how about it's like, uh, we're their kids, so who the fuck are you people?
00:41:39.000Anyway, I got a hundred other fight stories of my dad, and I think of them on Father's Day.
00:41:45.000And it was, just before we get to that, it was a better time.
00:41:49.000You know, I got in a fight about a year ago, not quite, where this guy wouldn't pick up his dog shit, and then his dog started attacking me because I was yelling at him, because he just refused, and then he shoved me, so I punched him in the face.
00:42:05.000And that was he left so he didn't press charges or anything and took his dog with him because I was gonna fucking kick his dog to smithereens and I'm not getting bitten by your dog after I told you to pick up dog shit.
00:42:17.000But my dad had the exact same story and he told the guy to pick up his dog shit.
00:42:22.000We're back now to like 1979 and the guy said, fuck you.
00:43:14.000The idea that someone could just have a good old-fashioned fisticuff, knife-free, where, yeah, it hurts to get out of bed for a couple days, is just the way society should be.
00:43:27.000The next time that guy, someone tells that guy to pick up shit, he's going to go, hmm, this could be three days of having trouble getting out of bed and I could just pick up the shit.
00:45:22.000On the first... The danger where you grew up was black ice.
00:45:27.000The danger where I grew up was black ice.
00:45:31.000He walks out and the young man, as my dad is walking to like an area where they can fight, the young man like six inches out of the door just goes, hey!
00:45:42.000And my dad turns around and the guy just goes, and smashes my dad in the face, shatters his nose.
00:45:49.000My dad goes flying, falls, hits his head on the black ice and the other guy just leaves.
00:46:24.000We just did a new episode that's already up where I'm dressed like an Andrew Wilcow and we're talking about the way
00:46:36.000You can't make jokes about, say, Carlos Maza, who's a Hispanic homosexual.
00:46:40.000That means that Steven Crowder has to be shut down.
00:46:42.000Yet, we're watching this Jeffrey Ross thing, and a guy, or it was actually Urkel, pretending to be Mandela, says, yeah, you know what they say, you can't make an omelet without killing a few white farmers.
00:46:54.000And he was, it was Nelson Mandela justifying his past terrorism.
00:46:57.000Somehow that's linked to white farmers, which are a little after Mandela's time.
00:47:01.000And everyone in the audience is laughing their heads off.
00:47:04.000So the white farmers being killed in South Africa now are not just being killed.
00:47:10.000The mothers are being forced to watch as they rape the daughters and then they kill, they kill the whole family and leave the father alive.
00:48:20.000And then we also talked about Barbie Benton's tits, which have very puffy nipples.
00:48:25.000So, as you'll see, there's a huge variety with the show.
00:48:29.000Alright, let's get heavily immersed into the letters.
00:48:33.000Dear Gav, I was recently walking by a local pond with my wife and we stopped to observe turtles swimming in the water.
00:48:39.000Suddenly, another man walks up with a bag of mini marshmallows and starts throwing handfuls of pink and yellow mini marshmallows into the water.
00:48:47.000The turtles completely ignored the marshmallows and the treats just floated there in the water, bobbing stupidly.
00:49:10.000If you were that person, the best thing to do is to just sort of go close to the edge of the pond there and just dip your head and then just push off with your legs and never come up.
00:49:20.000Just drown yourself right there in front of everyone.
00:49:40.000I'm a 20 year old orthodox Jew and sex is a no-no until marriage as well as masturbating and even kissing and touching is considered bad after marriage They say that Jewish sex is amazing.
00:49:51.000Anyway curious about how no wings combined with no sex works What shall I do with my boys love the show?
00:50:58.000We all basically have the same politics.
00:51:00.000And when we don't, it's because one of us is wrong.
00:51:03.000Like Sarah Silverman, I was talking to her and she's like, there's a war against women going on in this country and they're slowly stripping women's rights away.
00:51:10.000And I go, you're talking about abortion.
00:51:13.000Half the women in this country are pro-life.
00:51:35.000It's like, we don't like the government meddling.
00:51:38.000We're happy to pay for something if it's gonna work, but if it's not gonna work, you're not getting all my money to go fuck up some stupid project.
00:51:46.000Some giant 500 million to Solyndra solar company that Obama flushed down the toilet.
00:52:14.000Why are some places so terrible at fixing shit like you look at Haiti after the earthquake a year after two years after It would still look like a huge pile of garbage Katrina also sucked forever.
00:52:27.000I was at breezy point this weekend It's cop heaven by the way you go from the suburbs of New York where it's hate has no home here Hey, there's no home here.
00:52:35.000Hey, there's no home here, and then you go to breezy point not one HNHH sign and
00:52:41.000I would say... 5% of the houses don't have an American flag.
00:52:46.000And that makes up for the... That's made up for by the road, the main road, that has an American flag on every single fucking pole.
00:53:28.000I'll put that in my little my little happy box I have a little cigar box of all my favorite things and one of them will be your chart of where you are on the political spectrum
00:53:37.000Anywho, my question is about free speech on the site.
00:53:40.000I really enjoyed the conversation with Milo Cornel West and Roger Stone and Marc Lamont Hill.
00:53:43.000The biggest takeaway that really gave me hope was how much everyone agreed with each other.
00:53:48.000Of course there are minor differences, but much more common ground than not.
00:54:06.000The Roger Stone, Marc Lamont Hill thing WAS edited.
00:54:11.000Copper Cab was at the beginning and it was just over the top and he flipped over a coffee table and tried to fight me and it made the whole discussion look comical and too esoteric.
00:54:23.000And I got to be real careful with these liberals.
00:54:28.000And not, you know, fuck them over or I'm never going to get any more.
00:54:32.000So I wanted to make sure Marc Lamont Hill didn't feel like he was tricked into being on some stupid clown show.
00:54:52.000Since the people have been getting fucked over in interviews and stuff, it's developed this paranoia.
00:54:57.000And it's usually the left doing it, but even the left is scared.
00:55:00.000So Mark Lamont Hill was really worried about, get this...
00:55:05.000In the Roger Stone thing, someone had come up to Roger Stone the night before and called him a Nazi at a restaurant and tried to fucking strangle him.
00:55:13.000This is a guy, by the way, who came up to Roger at the beginning of the night and said, ah, wow, you're in the news.
00:55:20.000And then he sat down, and he's probably stewing at his table, and the people there were probably going, you pussy, why didn't you do anything?
00:55:27.000Why'd you just go kiss Roger Stone's ass?
00:55:29.000So then he came, and he had some liquid courage, and then he came back,
00:55:36.000So, um, and all of a sudden it's the Nazi thing.
00:55:41.000And when I told that story to Mark and Roger at the time, I wasn't telling Roger, he told me, uh, I said, and then, you know, one minor detail, he was eating a cake that was shaped like a swastika and he was dressed like Hitler.
00:55:55.000Mark Lamont Hill said I don't find that funny.
00:55:57.000He got in trouble because he did some speech, Mark did, where he talked about Palestine and their rights and how they deserve
00:56:05.000They deserve to have rights from the river to the sea.
00:56:08.000And I don't think he knows this or knew this at the time, but when Palestinians say from the river to the sea, they're usually talking about washing away Israel completely, annihilating it and having no Jews at all from the river to the sea, total annihilation.
00:56:24.000So I think it was just a lack of sophistication when it comes to their strange little hidden entendres.
00:56:32.000Pretty innocent, but it made him paranoid because it really fucked his career.
00:56:35.000I think he got fired from CNN so his concern Was that I would get a clip of him laughing and put it after the swastika thing Because what he really said after the swastika thing was I don't find that funny at all.
00:56:49.000I was like, okay, okay So obviously a joke dude chill out but but
00:56:56.000Yeah, he was worried that I would make him laughing at swastikas.
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