Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 01, 2019


#151 | Is segregation racist?


Episode Stats

Length

51 minutes

Words per Minute

168.37778

Word Count

8,736

Sentence Count

713

Misogynist Sentences

23

Hate Speech Sentences

97


Summary

Is segregation racist? What does it mean, and why is it so common in the modern world? And why does it have to do with race? This week, we take a deep dive into that question, and explore whether or not it's actually a racist issue. Plus, we talk about why the idea of a "white only space" is a racist one, and what it means to be white in the 21st century, and whether it's really as bad as some people say. This episode is brought to you by Gimlet Media and produced by Sarah Abdurrahman and the Equalizer Project, and edited by Annie-Rose Strasser. Our theme song is Come Alone by The Weakerthans, courtesy of Lotuspool Records, and our ad music is by Build Buildings Records. Special thanks to our sponsor, Caff Monster Energy Drink, for making great tasting drinks with twice the caffeine and fueling the podcast's energy and keeping us awake all night long? Please rate, review, and subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and tell a friend about what you think of the show! Subscribe, share, and spread the word to your friends about it! We're listening to this podcast! Timestamps: 4:00 - Is racism racist? 5:30 - Is it a racist thing? 6:15 - What do you think? 7:00 8:40 - What does racism mean to you? 9:20 - What is racism? 10: Is it okay? 11:00 | Is it's good? 15: What do we need a white only space? 16:30 | Is racism a racist idea? 17:40 | What are we allowed to have a black only space ? 18:20 | What do I like? 19:10 | What can we do with it? 21:40 22:00 // 21:30 23:10 Is it racist? 26:00 / 22:20 27:30 Is it bad? 26: Is racism white only? 25:30 Are you white? 27:00 Is it wrong? 29: What are you a racist place? 30: What would you like a black, black? 35: Is that a racist word? 36:00 Do you think it's a racist concept? 31:00 + 32:00


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Is segregation racist?
00:00:04.000 This is kind of a heady one, which is why I'm not doing it on the show, because I really want to get into this.
00:00:09.000 I've been thinking about this all week.
00:00:12.000 And before we start with that question, which is obviously a very incendiary question,
00:00:18.000 I want to make it clear that I'm against segregation.
00:00:21.000 It's not my bag.
00:00:22.000 I love hybrid cultures.
00:00:24.000 I love when cultures mix.
00:00:27.000 Yeah, but you say multiculturalism is a myth.
00:00:30.000 No, I say that there are certain cultures that are intolerant.
00:00:35.000 Like radical Islam and Sikhs, Hindus, every culture seems to assimilate great in the West, except Islam.
00:00:45.000 They seem to have some trouble assimilating.
00:00:48.000 So yes, I have criticized Islam, but it's for exactly the reason that they don't seem to like
00:00:57.000 Diversity.
00:00:58.000 They don't like diversity of opinion.
00:00:59.000 They don't like diversity of sexuality.
00:01:02.000 They don't like diversity of race.
00:01:04.000 It's funny how you see all these left-wingers embracing Islam and wearing like a rainbow burqa at rallies and stuff.
00:01:13.000 They hate you.
00:01:14.000 Like, yet Linda Sarsour, the Palestinian Muslim, running the Women's March, saying pro-life women are not allowed at the march.
00:01:22.000 If you're wearing a hijab, you're pro-life.
00:01:26.000 Are these models that wear hijabs and they have the whole Lancôme counter on their face as Michael Malice put it?
00:01:33.000 That's not...
00:01:34.000 That's not Muslim.
00:01:35.000 That's not adhering to the Quran.
00:01:37.000 The whole point of the hijab is modesty.
00:01:39.000 So you can't look like a whore at the same time.
00:01:42.000 That's cheating.
00:01:43.000 That's not the deal.
00:01:44.000 But anyway, you know, my kids are Indian and Scottish.
00:01:50.000 At our old place upstate, we had a big, on the porch, there was a big sort of banner, wood sign, wood sort of, it was letters that I stained and stuck to the front of the porch.
00:02:02.000 So I like desegregating things.
00:02:03.000 I like cultures coming together and mixing up.
00:02:05.000 Especially subcultures, sort of hybrid cultures.
00:02:21.000 Like, I think there's a group of English expats in India or Sri Lanka, somewhere in Southeast Asia.
00:02:27.000 I mean, sorry, in East Asia.
00:02:29.000 Where they're called the Burghers, I believe.
00:02:31.000 It's a very difficult thing to Google because you end up finding hamburgers in India.
00:02:35.000 But they have their own weird culture that's a combination of the English and India.
00:02:43.000 I also like, I like those sort of outcast cultures too.
00:02:47.000 People, English people in Northern Ireland who are patriotic Brits, usually they're soldiers, living in a place where the Northern Irish want them dead.
00:02:58.000 But that's their culture.
00:02:59.000 And if you were to extradite them to England, they'd be, they don't want that.
00:03:03.000 Like the Falklands.
00:03:04.000 Remember the Falkland War in the 80s?
00:03:07.000 Those people are British with British accents.
00:03:10.000 Yet Argentina calls them theirs.
00:03:14.000 So,
00:03:16.000 I don't like segregation.
00:03:19.000 But, a lot of people do.
00:03:23.000 And it's really at the crux of this racist allegation you keep hearing about.
00:03:28.000 When someone says white nationalist, like Richard Spencer, they are talking about someone who wants a white only space.
00:03:37.000 And it's just a given that that is totally taboo and if you want that you deserve to be ostracized from society and fired and deplatformed and all that stuff.
00:03:48.000 I don't agree with that, but I don't think you should be fired and deplatformed.
00:03:51.000 But I don't think people realize what a mainstream notion it is.
00:03:55.000 That's really what I want to get at on this show.
00:03:58.000 Is segregation is mainstream.
00:04:02.000 In fact, I might argue that I'm in the minority when I say I'm against it.
00:04:10.000 And I see the argument for it.
00:04:12.000 Very clearly.
00:04:14.000 So you go, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:04:17.000 Okay.
00:04:17.000 Let's look at black, black imposed voluntary segregation.
00:04:22.000 We had a guy on, I think it was like episode one.
00:04:25.000 He was at a pretty liberal college upstate New York.
00:04:28.000 Forget what it was.
00:04:29.000 I own a college or something.
00:04:31.000 And the black students there had said they want a separate graduation.
00:04:38.000 That was a really weird... The black students there had stormed a student union meeting.
00:04:42.000 By the way, they said yes to this.
00:04:43.000 They also... There's an initiation week they have.
00:04:46.000 It's like Frosh Week, whatever the hell it's called.
00:04:48.000 It's got a really stupid name.
00:04:50.000 It's like Introduction and Inspection Week or something weird.
00:04:55.000 That week, they wanted to have a blacks-only version.
00:04:59.000 The black students did with black, you know, chitlins and grits and stuff.
00:05:03.000 And yes, watermelon and yes, fried chicken.
00:05:07.000 My old band opened for Ice-T's band, Body Count, once and we shared the green room.
00:05:13.000 This is in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.
00:05:16.000 And on the rider for Body Count, Ice-T had ordered watermelon and fried chicken.
00:05:24.000 I mean, it is delicious.
00:05:27.000 And during that meeting, that black student stormed the student union and he's saying things like, um, we just want to be niggas and we gotta suck dick just to be niggas and eat fried chicken once in a while.
00:05:38.000 Translation, uh, why did we have to apply for a permit just to have a black introduction week and serve black food?
00:05:47.000 We should have just got it.
00:05:48.000 But it was a weird request.
00:05:50.000 It was a weird rant because they gave them the permit, no problem.
00:05:55.000 And yeah, you had to fill out a form.
00:05:56.000 Everyone has to fill out a form.
00:05:57.000 The Polish Student Union, the band.
00:06:01.000 Everyone fills out forms.
00:06:02.000 That's the way universities work.
00:06:04.000 I think he just wanted to bitch.
00:06:07.000 Anyway, so that's an example of black segregation.
00:06:12.000 Voluntary black segregation.
00:06:15.000 And maybe that's the crux here, is the word voluntary.
00:06:18.000 Maybe that's what separates apartheid from that.
00:06:24.000 Nas, the rapper.
00:06:26.000 Sings about why can't we have our own black state in the United States with black run roads and black businesses and black cheese, black farmers, black everything.
00:06:40.000 Which is a weird thing to say because I think Nas is overestimating the percentage of blacks in America.
00:06:45.000 It's 14% dude.
00:06:46.000 Do you think you're gonna have enough to pave the roads in this magical state?
00:06:50.000 But are whites allowed in that state?
00:06:53.000 That Nas is talking about?
00:06:54.000 Or Professor Griff from Public Enemy, the rap band.
00:06:59.000 He too talks to this day.
00:07:01.000 He's even specified the states he wants.
00:07:03.000 I think it's Florida and maybe a couple up from there, North Carolina, South Carolina, something like that.
00:07:08.000 He wants a bunch of states that they have.
00:07:10.000 Now, the reason, by the way, just to go back to my personal views, I find all this stuff laughable is, it's like reparations.
00:07:16.000 Like, you get into the weeds and you go, so what's happening now?
00:07:19.000 Like, what about a mixed-race family?
00:07:20.000 Are they allowed in?
00:07:22.000 What if, what if, what if whites have more in common with you, like a white kid who grew up in a black neighborhood,
00:07:28.000 Then some black square like Cory Booker or Kamala Harris.
00:07:33.000 The only thing remotely black about Kamala Harris is some of her skin.
00:07:38.000 Her Jamaican dad was basically a sperm donor.
00:07:41.000 And by the way, if you want to get into his heritage, he owned slaves.
00:07:45.000 So she had an Indian mom.
00:07:48.000 Dot, not feather.
00:07:49.000 And then the mom, God bless her cotton socks, this is what all single women should do when they get fucked over, remarried immediately.
00:07:56.000 So Kamala Harris had a dad.
00:07:58.000 Yeah, he was a white academic.
00:08:00.000 She went to high school in Montreal.
00:08:03.000 Her formative years were Canadian.
00:08:06.000 And she's sitting there, oh, I love chillins and grits.
00:08:08.000 I got hot sauce in my purse.
00:08:11.000 She's lying.
00:08:12.000 She said that when she was in college, she would be smoking bowls.
00:08:16.000 She said this to Charlamagne Tha God.
00:08:18.000 I'll be smoking bowls.
00:08:19.000 Yo, I was listening to like Tupac and Eminem and shit.
00:08:22.000 Neither of them had released anything when she was in college.
00:08:25.000 She's my age.
00:08:28.000 They weren't doing anything in the late 80s, early 90s, you stupid bitch.
00:08:35.000 On Parlor, I was talking about questions for her.
00:08:38.000 So many black questions I'd love to see or have to answer.
00:08:41.000 Like when African-American people go to the Chinese corner store and they order a big container of iced tea and wings, what are the three condiments that African-American people of color tend to put on their wings?
00:08:56.000 Now the answer is salt, pepper, and ketchup, but I guarantee she doesn't know that.
00:09:02.000 Who is the Asian guy in the band 2 Live Crew?
00:09:06.000 Who's Professor Griffin Noss?
00:09:09.000 What percentage of the Wu-Tang Clan is Asian?
00:09:14.000 Raekwon does have pretty Asian looking eyes.
00:09:18.000 Yeah, I'd love to ask her that.
00:09:19.000 What's Chitlins and Grits?
00:09:21.000 What dance do they do at a cookout?
00:09:23.000 The answer, of course, is the electric slide.
00:09:26.000 What's brown liquor mean?
00:09:31.000 And that's another area where there's voluntary segregation.
00:09:35.000 Black neighborhoods don't want white people in them.
00:09:38.000 They talk about Trader Joe's gentrifying the neighborhood.
00:09:42.000 They have huge protests when Whole Foods... It's strange, too, because you hear that the reason there's an obesity epidemic in the black community is they don't have food education.
00:09:50.000 I don't know what the fuck that means.
00:09:53.000 And it's a food ghetto where there's only KFC.
00:09:56.000 You'll notice this in Harlem.
00:09:57.000 It's just chain after chain after chain.
00:09:59.000 There's very few of those sort of like Jamaican jerk chicken shops anymore.
00:10:02.000 And those mom and pop shops are all gone from
00:10:05.000 From Harlem.
00:10:07.000 It's all Dunkin Donuts, Subway, KFC, Popeyes now.
00:10:11.000 And that's somehow my fault.
00:10:14.000 No, you don't like the mom-and-pops as much as you like shitty Popeyes.
00:10:18.000 So the mom-and-pop store went under.
00:10:22.000 But I remember my buddy Sharky when he moved here from Boston to New York City.
00:10:26.000 He was fucking naive.
00:10:28.000 He's the one I told you about where he said, Guy, just figured out this new trick.
00:10:31.000 You go to a kid's store and you get clothes for super obese kids like XXXL.
00:10:39.000 And they're super cheap because they're for kids.
00:10:41.000 So I get this cool striped t-shirt.
00:10:43.000 It looks like it's a little kid's shirt.
00:10:45.000 And it was like eight bucks.
00:10:48.000 Yeah, but you look like you're wearing a fat kid's shirt.
00:10:51.000 You didn't beat the system, dumbass.
00:10:53.000 Anyway, he's looking through the classifieds and he notices that, uh, you know, apartments in New York are, the best you're going to get is 1,700 bucks.
00:11:02.000 Probably have to share.
00:11:04.000 But, uh, he noticed a lot of 700s and 500s.
00:11:08.000 Of course, they're in East New York, where there's a murder a day.
00:11:11.000 All black.
00:11:12.000 Bushwick.
00:11:14.000 And, uh, he just goes, whatever.
00:11:16.000 I like black people.
00:11:17.000 I'm into black chicks.
00:11:18.000 I'll move out there.
00:11:19.000 And he said he was walking down the street in East New York and some woman's on a payphone.
00:11:25.000 This is about 2003.
00:11:29.000 Some woman's on a payphone and she stops talking and she's staring at him as he walks down the street with his newspaper in his hand with the rental circled in red.
00:11:38.000 And she goes, she gets off the phone, lets it fall, and she walks out doing kind of a swagger with snapping her fingers and moving her head like a bobblehead.
00:11:45.000 And she goes, oh no, oh hell no, you ain't moving to my neighborhood.
00:11:51.000 He got a few of those when he went to look at the apartment.
00:11:54.000 He decided not to.
00:11:55.000 Very prudent.
00:11:56.000 But then I knew other hipsters that would move out there because they were poor and stupid and they just get a pit bull or I met this one couple and she told me that she'd be waiting in line at the bodega to buy milk and black people in the lineup would be screaming at her going what the
00:12:10.000 What the fuck you doing in this neighborhood?
00:12:13.000 What are you doing in this neighborhood?
00:12:14.000 Now, it's not like I hate white people, they make me sick, they play golf and listen to country music.
00:12:19.000 I think the impetus was, if hipsters start moving in here, and then the gays, the price of rent is going to start going up, and I won't be able to afford my own neighborhood anymore, so get these fuckers out of here.
00:12:28.000 And they have protests for this in New York, all over America, when Whole Foods and Trader Joe's start moving in.
00:12:34.000 And they don't go bankrupt and then the gays start coming in.
00:12:38.000 They don't want the neighborhood to be gentrified.
00:12:40.000 They want it to stay black.
00:12:43.000 Now, I'm not into that.
00:12:45.000 Call me old-fashioned, but I'm against segregation.
00:12:49.000 However, it's still a viable argument.
00:12:53.000 Like, why is Richard Spencer unable to walk down the street without a bodyguard when he's just saying what those people are saying?
00:13:03.000 Here's another example.
00:13:04.000 Kansas City Royals.
00:13:07.000 Back before Jackie Brown, what was his name?
00:13:10.000 Number 42?
00:13:12.000 I'm sorry if I'm not totally up on this dude, but I'm just tired of it.
00:13:17.000 It's like we keep talking Jackie Robinson.
00:13:20.000 We keep talking about him.
00:13:22.000 You go to see a Mets game and the whole front lobby of Citi Field is devoted to Jackie Robinson.
00:13:29.000 And there's pictures of Martin Luther King and Jackie Robinson all over.
00:13:33.000 I'm talking about like 50 feet high.
00:13:35.000 And you go, Martin Luther King?
00:13:37.000 We're at a fucking baseball game in 2019.
00:13:39.000 Love you, Martin.
00:13:40.000 I'm more of a Malcolm than a Martin guy, but I still obviously have nothing but respect for the man.
00:13:46.000 But why am I looking at a 50 foot high picture of Martin Luther King at my baseball game?
00:13:52.000 Can you relax?
00:13:53.000 Maybe it's because I'm Canadian, and it just seems like dwelling in the past to me.
00:13:58.000 Finding something shitty about your past from half a century ago.
00:14:00.000 And just drudging it up again and again and again.
00:14:03.000 Just talking to Michael Eric Dyson on the show with Michelle Malkin.
00:14:06.000 And it's just, can we talk about slavery?
00:14:08.000 I just said, no.
00:14:10.000 We're not talking about slavery.
00:14:12.000 I don't bore you with the Irish indentured servants and the Irish slaves that were brought over here.
00:14:17.000 I don't bore you with the bounties that were put on kilts during the war with the English and the Scots.
00:14:25.000 I don't bore you with the British lords torturing and starving to death millions of Irish during the potato famine.
00:14:34.000 But anyway.
00:14:34.000 I don't dwell on that.
00:14:37.000 So Kansas City had segregated baseball.
00:14:40.000 Blacks were not allowed in white baseball.
00:14:42.000 Remember Colin Quinn brought up a good point.
00:14:43.000 He goes, the thing about the Baseball Hall of Fame is a bunch of these guys were playing when they weren't allowed to compete with blacks.
00:14:49.000 So you're less good.
00:14:51.000 Like Babe Ruth is less good than Jacob deGrom.
00:14:56.000 Don't you think?
00:14:57.000 Because Babe Ruth was playing in a different, it's a different game if there's a race excluded.
00:15:02.000 Imagine there was just Asian basketball and you're in the Hall of Fame with fucking LeBron James.
00:15:09.000 That's not fair.
00:15:10.000 Anyway.
00:15:12.000 So Kansas City, back before Jackie Robinson, would have this big stadium right in the middle of—it wasn't in the middle of Kansas, sorry.
00:15:20.000 The black stadium was in the black part of town.
00:15:22.000 And there was baseball games.
00:15:24.000 You know how much baseball is, right?
00:15:26.000 It's like every day almost.
00:15:27.000 So there was about three or four times a week there'd be a major game.
00:15:30.000 And I bet it was good, because you look at baseball today and it's half black.
00:15:36.000 And so they'd all go there, and it was, you know, two bits to watch a baseball game, and this is back when everyone was respectable, so they'd have suits on, little hats, and there'd be, there'd be, you know, your janitor, and there'd be the kid who plays the fucking wood crates for change, and there'd also be your black dentist and your black doctor, and from upper class to middle class to lower class, all together.
00:15:57.000 And they would talk and meet and they'd share food and they'd share, you know, stories.
00:16:01.000 And it was the glue that held the community together, even more so than church, because you'd go more often than church.
00:16:08.000 And it helped the community thrive too.
00:16:10.000 When people socialize like that, it's not just like, hello, Mr. Dentist.
00:16:13.000 It's, it's, I heard you're, you're talking about your porch.
00:16:16.000 Yeah.
00:16:16.000 I know a guy who can do that cheap.
00:16:18.000 And all he asks is that you help him build this or the, he takes the old lumber and sells it to that.
00:16:22.000 Like you're networking and you're prospering as a community.
00:16:27.000 And then Jackie Robinson broke the barrier, which we all take as wonderful, and I do think it's wonderful, but all I'm doing here is playing a little brain teaser and talking about the other... I'm playing devil's advocate here and showing you the other argument, and showing you that I get it.
00:16:43.000 It's like homosexuality.
00:16:45.000 It's not my cup of tea, but I get it.
00:16:47.000 You're a dick dude.
00:16:49.000 You're bananas about balls.
00:16:51.000 You're bananas about bananas.
00:16:54.000 Fill your boots, as they say.
00:16:54.000 Have a field day.
00:16:57.000 So, Jackie Robinson breaks the color barrier in baseball, and then all these other blacks start going, obviously, free market, which I'm for, start going into the game, and now it's desegregated, and after a few N-words, it just becomes a cornucopia of different culture.
00:17:17.000 However, the black community in Kansas City was totally devastated.
00:17:23.000 Because their baseball got worse and worse and worse as their top players started leaving.
00:17:27.000 It's just like, I was talking to Michelle about the Philippines.
00:17:29.000 I go, why does it suck so bad?
00:17:30.000 You can't do tourism.
00:17:32.000 What's easier than tourism?
00:17:33.000 You just set up a building and boom, you get free money from all over the world.
00:17:41.000 And she goes, they just, they're too hot.
00:17:44.000 And they have a brain drain.
00:17:45.000 Everyone's smart, like my parents, this is Michelle talking, left.
00:17:49.000 So it's brain drain and heat.
00:17:51.000 So what happens when you have a culture like that?
00:17:54.000 Someone else shows up and puts in air conditioners.
00:17:56.000 Like in Singapore, the Chinese saw a chance to build a city from scratch.
00:18:01.000 They said, all right, we're going to be fascist about gum.
00:18:05.000 If you put gum on the sidewalk, you're getting caned.
00:18:07.000 And as Amy Chua says in the book, Rolled on Fire, they just put in air conditioners and boom, they had a work environment.
00:18:14.000 They just buckled down and started making stuff.
00:18:16.000 And they made a city, one of the most prosperous cities in the world, Singapore.
00:18:22.000 And so, in the Philippines, no, not so much in the Philippines, because it's so far away, but, you know, in Jamaica, for example, the French, Europeans, English, they just, this is after separatism, this is, an independent Jamaica was 69, so this is post-independent Jamaica, they just said, nah, all right, I'm gonna set up some air conditioners, I'm gonna build a bunch of beautiful houses here, with all the cheap labor, and I'm gonna make money off tourism, sorry.
00:18:47.000 And the Jamaicans go, wagwan!
00:18:49.000 Why you vex me so, taking all the money from Jamaica?
00:18:53.000 You leaving our island with barrels full of money, day by day, decade by decade, you know?
00:18:58.000 Yeah, I get that on paper, but why don't you do it?
00:19:02.000 There's nothing but beach here, my friend.
00:19:04.000 No, it's all gyan.
00:19:05.000 No, it's not.
00:19:07.000 There's plenty of construction going on all over Jamaica.
00:19:10.000 You guys just decided that you didn't want to do it.
00:19:14.000 I mean, Jamaica's... My buddy Jeff, who lives there, he's always talking about how the West isn't the best, and... First of all, I'm not willing to concede that Jamaica isn't the West, but anyway... He's like, this is paradise.
00:19:25.000 Fuck America.
00:19:27.000 I'm like, as he's saying this, I'm looking at cinder blocks with rebar sticking out of them, and a boat in a harbor that's just on its side.
00:19:34.000 That boat's been there for weeks.
00:19:36.000 It's too expensive to upright or tow away, so they just let it sit there.
00:19:40.000 Rotting.
00:19:40.000 Just a boat.
00:19:41.000 When was the last time you go by a port and you just see a boat on its side?
00:19:47.000 I love Jamaica, and I go there every year, but... Anyway, it's frustrating that locals can't make more money off of something as simple as tourism.
00:19:56.000 But...
00:19:59.000 Um, yeah, so sorry to get back to Kansas City.
00:20:01.000 So, they had a brain drain, they had a talent drain, and all the good black players started going into the MLB.
00:20:07.000 And, uh, the game started falling apart, and they got less and less good.
00:20:11.000 And there's more and more resentment, too, because they'd come to see their stars.
00:20:15.000 And their stars are all gone.
00:20:16.000 Imagine you're watching the Mets without Cindergarten DeGrom or Squirrel.
00:20:21.000 Or, you know, it already hurt me when Big Sexy left.
00:20:23.000 That was a major blow to me.
00:20:25.000 He was my favorite.
00:20:28.000 And so that stadium started not selling enough tickets to subsist.
00:20:32.000 And the next thing you know, the games end.
00:20:35.000 Now there's garbage on the field and kids shooting up drugs in there, drinking.
00:20:42.000 And the whole era
00:20:45.000 of that culture is over.
00:20:47.000 And because that was such a big part of the community, because that was the meeting hall, that was the glue, the whole community fell apart.
00:20:58.000 It was devastating.
00:20:59.000 You know, they talk about how crack was injected by the CIA into all the black communities to destroy them.
00:21:07.000 This is way more damaging than that.
00:21:09.000 And by the way, crack was not brought into the hood by the CIA.
00:21:14.000 Here's what happened.
00:21:16.000 During the Nicaraguan crisis, when the freedom fighters were at war with the communists, Ronald Reagan wanted to send them money, but for some reason he wasn't allowed.
00:21:27.000 We had written some pact that we wouldn't interfere.
00:21:30.000 Now there was a Nicaraguan politician who was here,
00:21:36.000 Who said, I have a way to get money to the Nicaraguan Freedom Fighters, but it's not the most ethical or even legal.
00:21:46.000 What is it, Bob?
00:21:50.000 I want to start selling cocaine.
00:21:53.000 So I know a guy in LA, he's called Highway Rick Ross.
00:21:56.000 You know the rapper Rick Ross?
00:21:58.000 Well, he stole his name from this guy Highway Rick Ross.
00:22:02.000 I'm pretty sure that's his name.
00:22:03.000 And this guy's a really good cocaine salesman, so I'll ship it in from Nicaragua, he'll sell it for millions, I'll get a cut, and then we'll sell those millions back to the Nicaraguan freedom fighters.
00:22:13.000 And they can buy guns and shit.
00:22:16.000 And Reagan said, okay, let's do it.
00:22:18.000 I'll tell the CIA not to bust coke dealers, this particular coke dealer, in LA.
00:22:25.000 So, is that flooding the hood with crack?
00:22:27.000 Well, no, it's allowing cocaine to flourish in South Central Los Angeles.
00:22:32.000 That doesn't explain Harlem and Baltimore and the South Side of Chicago and Detroit.
00:22:35.000 You don't get to wipe away the whole country's sins with that one cheat.
00:22:40.000 And it wasn't premeditated, it was just stupid, shitty government tactics.
00:22:45.000 It's ironic that Reagan talks about how incompetent the government is and then he goes and allows drug dealers to run foreign policy.
00:22:55.000 But anyway, that was more devastating than crack and that was the end of the black community in Kansas City.
00:23:02.000 So, I want Jackie Roberts in the MLB.
00:23:05.000 But when someone argues for segregation, that's what they're saying.
00:23:12.000 Or you look at the traditional Garveyist.
00:23:14.000 Remember Marcus Garvey?
00:23:17.000 60s?
00:23:17.000 When was he?
00:23:17.000 Around the 50s?
00:23:20.000 He wanted to blacks to go back to Africa.
00:23:23.000 So in a sense, when you get to that level, the KKK and these black separatists are on the same page.
00:23:32.000 They want the same thing.
00:23:33.000 They want segregation.
00:23:35.000 Let me just look up when I still don't have an engineer.
00:23:38.000 Ryan is still not.
00:23:40.000 Not here.
00:23:43.000 So I have to do this all by my lonesome.
00:23:45.000 Also, I'm incredibly cheap.
00:23:47.000 I mean, I could have a whole staff like
00:23:50.000 Crowder has.
00:23:51.000 So he died in 1940.
00:23:53.000 So I guess he was active in the 20s.
00:23:58.000 Yeah, 1923.
00:24:01.000 So he wanted blacks to go back to Africa and repatriate Africa.
00:24:06.000 And they eventually did with a place called Liberia.
00:24:10.000 Liberia was essentially what South Africa is accused of.
00:24:16.000 It was a country built by freed slaves, built by black activists.
00:24:23.000 I think they started in the 1800s, building that, but I thought it was 1960s activists.
00:24:23.000 When did they start?
00:24:31.000 In 1980, political tensions resulted in a military coup.
00:24:35.000 No, I guess it was much earlier than that.
00:24:38.000 Anyway.
00:24:39.000 Liberia was a place where blacks said, we don't like white people, we don't want to be around them anymore, let's start our own blacks-only country and go back to Africa where we belong.
00:24:49.000 I mean, it sounds like something a racist would say.
00:24:51.000 And they did.
00:24:52.000 They went back to Africa where they, well, I don't think they belong, but of course they belong in Africa.
00:24:57.000 You gotta be careful.
00:24:57.000 You gotta watch it.
00:24:58.000 A lot of racial shit this year.
00:25:00.000 A lot of racial shit.
00:25:03.000 Anyway, that was of course a total failure.
00:25:05.000 Although,
00:25:06.000 It's interesting to note that the Liberian upper class are the descendants of these radical activists who started it in the first place.
00:25:14.000 So the ones who have some sort of American history in their DNA tend to be doing better than the native Africans.
00:25:22.000 Not sure why that is.
00:25:24.000 That's how great America is.
00:25:25.000 You just get a little bit on you and your kids are successful.
00:25:30.000 Um,
00:25:33.000 So white segregation is obviously the most sinful one.
00:25:37.000 Like you could have, blacks can have their own prom, but if you had a whites only prom, it would be terrible.
00:25:44.000 I've actually heard that at these black proms, they will allow whites if that white student identifies with the culture.
00:25:51.000 Now, I don't know how it works.
00:25:52.000 Is there a quiz?
00:25:54.000 Do you have to know that they take salt and pepper and ketchup on their wings?
00:25:59.000 I've also noticed with black people they seem to always know exactly where they were when Tupac was shot and when Biggie was shot.
00:26:05.000 I bet Kamala Harris has no idea.
00:26:08.000 She remembers when Jacques Brel died.
00:26:10.000 Or, uh, or, uh, what's his name?
00:26:14.000 Bobby Pin.
00:26:15.000 Plume La Traverse.
00:26:17.000 Or Les Cowboys Flangeants, wonderful Montreal band.
00:26:21.000 Or maybe even Arcade Fire, that's a great one.
00:26:23.000 She probably remembers where she was when Arcade Fire started doing well in Montreal.
00:26:27.000 I wonder if she remembers when the Expos left Montreal.
00:26:32.000 That's the kind of quizzing she should get.
00:26:36.000 But yeah, so white nationalism is someone who wants a whites-only thing the same way Professor Griff or Nas or, you know, Chinatown.
00:26:47.000 Or Hasidic Jews?
00:26:49.000 You can't just like, actually, I remember there was Hasidic Jews.
00:26:53.000 I've never not lived with Hasidic Jews, by the way.
00:26:55.000 I moved out of the house when I was 18, moved to Montreal.
00:26:57.000 The three places they are the most is Montreal, upstate New York, like Curious Joel, and Williamsburg.
00:27:04.000 And those are the three places I've lived since I moved out of the house.
00:27:09.000 So I'm very familiar with the Hasidim and hung out with them.
00:27:12.000 I even got wasted with them before.
00:27:15.000 But that's against the religion.
00:27:17.000 Actually, this guy gave me a big argument about how in the Torah there's a thing where God says you should try all of his creations and that should include wine and pot.
00:27:25.000 I mean, they do get shit-faced during Purim.
00:27:28.000 Anyway.
00:27:31.000 But Hasidic Jews... I remember this was about 2010.
00:27:36.000 And they were renting to hipsters in Williamsburg because the Hasidic Jewish landlords claimed that they'd get more money and the hipsters would pay on time.
00:27:46.000 The Hasidic Jewish landlords in Williamsburg were claiming that Hasidic Jews don't pay their bills.
00:27:53.000 And so they weren't renting to them.
00:27:55.000 So there was a big movement among the Hasidim in Williamsburg to say, stop renting to these hipsters.
00:28:00.000 We have to support our people.
00:28:02.000 And we built this neighborhood with this strange culture that's, I don't know, 150 years old, where we dress like a, a different time.
00:28:12.000 I mean, it's weirder than the Amish.
00:28:14.000 But it's very similar.
00:28:15.000 And the Amish is another example.
00:28:17.000 That's voluntary segregation.
00:28:19.000 But it's also forced segregation in the sense that you can't just go live there.
00:28:26.000 I'm sure you could convert and they would take you in.
00:28:29.000 And I'm sure it's the same with the Hasidim.
00:28:31.000 But you can't just as me just start hanging out and going to things and going to synagogue if you're not a Hasidim.
00:28:39.000 And try marrying one as a Catholic.
00:28:43.000 So, is that not segregation?
00:28:45.000 Is that not forced segregation?
00:28:46.000 I mean, I guess the police don't arrest you, whereas in apartheid it was illegal for blacks and whites to marry, and you would be arrested by the police if you violated that.
00:28:58.000 So, is the beef with segregation that we don't mind it when it's voluntary, but we do mind it if the police enforce it?
00:29:09.000 Okay, that sounds reasonable to me.
00:29:11.000 But what about a whites-only restaurant that has a sign that says, no blacks allowed?
00:29:17.000 No blacks, no Irish, no dogs.
00:29:20.000 That's another thing that I was yelling with Dyson about where he said, tell me an example of any kind of prejudice towards whites in history.
00:29:25.000 And I said, dude, the sign said, no blacks, no Irish, no dogs.
00:29:30.000 That was in the inn, the window of inns all over England, not long ago in the sixties.
00:29:41.000 Another place you see white segregation is in the suburbs.
00:29:46.000 So, areas become black, schools become black, and for whatever reason, upper middle class white people don't want their kids going to schools with black people in them.
00:30:00.000 They say we want them going to good schools, but you'll notice that the good schools they're talking about seem to be predominantly white.
00:30:06.000 It's rare they go, we want our kids going to good black schools in the Bronx.
00:30:11.000 There's Bronx science, I believe, but it's disproportionately white.
00:30:16.000 So you get white flight.
00:30:19.000 Where white people get some money and they move away from the city.
00:30:22.000 They're moving away from black people, ultimately.
00:30:24.000 And they move to areas like Chipp... What's it called?
00:30:27.000 Uh... Chippaqua?
00:30:30.000 Chippawack?
00:30:30.000 Where Hillary Clinton lives?
00:30:32.000 What the hell is that place called?
00:30:34.000 Chipp... Chappiqua?
00:30:36.000 God, why did we take all these Indian names for everything?
00:30:39.000 You know, when the Scots settled upstate New York, they named things like Shit Creek and Cunt Mountain, because they wanted things to be easy to pronounce, and they were funny.
00:30:48.000 I'm not lying, by the way.
00:30:49.000 This is just a small footnote in the book, How the Scots Invented the Modern World.
00:30:55.000 By... what's his name?
00:30:59.000 He's got a really weird name that starts with an H. Um, yeah.
00:31:04.000 So, Chapequa, whatever it's called.
00:31:06.000 That's all white.
00:31:08.000 And you'll notice, by the way, in these areas, they're very pro-diversity.
00:31:12.000 The whiter the area, the more they cherish blacks because they see them as like a shiny little gold piece.
00:31:18.000 Cute little treasure.
00:31:20.000 It's almost like the French, you know the French in the 70s where they would glorify like Eartha Kitt and stuff and they'd have them perform, these black, sexy, what was her name?
00:31:32.000 She was some black performer, Coco or whatever, performing in Paris.
00:31:36.000 Oh my God, she's so beautiful.
00:31:38.000 I love the Africans.
00:31:39.000 Or even King Tut.
00:31:41.000 You know, they say Egyptians were black.
00:31:43.000 I got in an argument with Ari the Rugged Man about this.
00:31:46.000 Rap battle.
00:31:47.000 Uh, and he was like, dude, of course Egyptians are black.
00:31:50.000 I go, no, I'm sorry.
00:31:51.000 They look like Anthony Cumia.
00:31:53.000 They look like Sicilians.
00:31:54.000 They've done, they look like Egyptians do now, which is Arab.
00:31:59.000 You know, Northern Africa was not black.
00:32:02.000 Hannibal, who rode his elephants over to Italy via, I guess, a bunch of big ferries, was an African-looking guy.
00:32:11.000 The Moors, who went and conquered Spain for 700 years.
00:32:15.000 Black guys always talk about, I'm a Moor.
00:32:17.000 The Moors were Arab, they looked like Kumia.
00:32:20.000 All these Northern Africans were not black.
00:32:23.000 And then Ari the Rugged Man goes, why are there black people on his crypt, on his tomb?
00:32:30.000 And it's because they would paint their slaves on their tomb as an homage because it made your tomb look cool to have your servants painted all over it.
00:32:38.000 Sorry.
00:32:40.000 But anyway, these white people in the suburbs actively practice segregation.
00:32:46.000 And if you don't believe me, here's a little experiment that is impossible for you to do, but it has happened many times.
00:32:53.000 Talk about rezoning their schools.
00:32:56.000 As soon as the perimeter for who's allowed to go to this school dips into the nearby black neighborhood, they start shitting their pants and having huge protests and screaming and yelling.
00:33:10.000 And that's because they don't want black kids at the school.
00:33:15.000 Now that could be because they think it lowers the grades.
00:33:17.000 It could also be they don't want their daughters marrying a black guy or having a black boyfriend.
00:33:21.000 I don't know what it is.
00:33:22.000 All I know is their whole talk of diversity gets flushed down the toilet when someone actually tries to enforce it.
00:33:29.000 It's actually a great...
00:33:32.000 Peter Bagg cartoon that he did I think it was for a reason it's called diversity is our strength and it has all of these liberals talking about diversity and how important it is and then the protagonist in the cartoon goes well why don't you why are the schools so white if you're so about multiculturalism he goes oh those other schools are terrible I'd never send my kids there I'm not exactly nailing the punchline of the comic but he's saying exactly what I'm saying
00:33:59.000 And again, mix it up with the schools.
00:34:01.000 Go bananas.
00:34:03.000 I mean, I live in a white suburb now.
00:34:05.000 It's the whitest place I've ever lived in my life, and I've never heard more people talk about diversity, and I've never seen more coexist bumper stickers in my life.
00:34:14.000 More hate is no home here signs.
00:34:17.000 It's just a bizarre trait, and it's unique to white people.
00:34:20.000 The whiter they are, the more white the neighborhood, the more they preach diversity.
00:34:24.000 Like, you don't see that in black neighborhoods.
00:34:26.000 You don't see a coexist bumper sticker in Bushwick.
00:34:29.000 You don't see a hate has no home here sign in any other culture's neighborhoods.
00:34:34.000 You don't see it in Chinatown.
00:34:35.000 You don't see it in Harlem.
00:34:36.000 Can you imagine?
00:34:38.000 Hate has no home here in the window in Harlem.
00:34:39.000 What?
00:34:45.000 And here's another place you see it.
00:34:47.000 In college.
00:34:48.000 Why the fuck are parents paying 80 grand for their kids to go to a retard convention called NYU?
00:34:57.000 You don't get smarter at university anymore.
00:34:59.000 That hasn't happened since 1992.
00:35:02.000 When I, I remember I was in college at the time.
00:35:06.000 No, it's not a coincidence.
00:35:07.000 Oh, sorry.
00:35:07.000 Yes, it is a coincidence.
00:35:09.000 I started college when I moved out in 1988.
00:35:11.000 I did this thing.
00:35:13.000 I took summer classes so I could get out of high school early because I hated high school.
00:35:17.000 And I was in college at 18.
00:35:22.000 I didn't graduate though till I was 22 because I would have a job.
00:35:26.000 Canadian college is super cheap, by the way.
00:35:28.000 It'd be the equivalent today of like five grand a year.
00:35:30.000 So you can pay off your debt as you work part-time, but you can't go full-time to school.
00:35:34.000 Anyway!
00:35:35.000 CKCU was the radio station at my college at Carleton University.
00:35:38.000 It was started by a guy named Dan Aykroyd, if you can believe that.
00:35:43.000 Um, and it was a normal college radio station.
00:35:47.000 There was the punk night on Monday nights.
00:35:48.000 There was the 60s rock.
00:35:50.000 There would be jazz, classical, and the different shows were broken up by the different types of music.
00:35:55.000 Reggae was Saturday night.
00:35:56.000 Gotcha.
00:35:57.000 Today, if you look up CKCU schedule, it's all like Samoan voices.
00:36:03.000 And it's not about music anymore.
00:36:04.000 It's the schedule.
00:36:07.000 The grid is broken up into different cultures.
00:36:10.000 Papua New Guinean discussions on Aboriginal Awareness Week.
00:36:15.000 Music's gone!
00:36:16.000 I wonder if I could look it up, actually.
00:36:19.000 No, I won't bore you with that.
00:36:20.000 You can do that.
00:36:22.000 And yeah, I could see this whole, like, PC shit.
00:36:25.000 It was always around, especially in punk rock.
00:36:27.000 We would go to these anarchist gatherings and we'd see trannies and lesbian separatists and all these nuts.
00:36:32.000 But they were esoteric back then.
00:36:33.000 They were radicals.
00:36:35.000 In the early 90s, you started noticing, wait a minute, this is becoming mainstream.
00:36:39.000 And it got worse and worse throughout the 90s.
00:36:41.000 2000s, school's just shit now.
00:36:43.000 You're a fucking idiot if you send your kid to college.
00:36:47.000 There's a class called How to Be Gay.
00:36:50.000 People get PhDs in Beyoncé.
00:36:52.000 Remember that dude Toure?
00:36:54.000 T-O-U-R-E, accent aigu?
00:36:57.000 Uh, he, he was a CNN commentator.
00:37:00.000 I haven't seen much of him recently, but he was a popular figurehead.
00:37:03.000 You know what, and he was a doctor.
00:37:05.000 You know what his master's thesis was in?
00:37:07.000 Oh, Prince.
00:37:09.000 No, not the monarchy, the dead singer.
00:37:12.000 That's what he wrote his dissertation on.
00:37:14.000 I think Dr. Michael Eric Dyson wrote an entire book on Nas.
00:37:19.000 So, education is worthless.
00:37:22.000 So why did these yuppies who are well-educated themselves, and I assume intelligent to some degree, why did they send their daughters to these places where they make, where they spend 60 to 80 grand a year?
00:37:35.000 And it's because they want them to be with a certain stock.
00:37:39.000 gentlemen a certain spouse it's it's essentially eugenics they are sending them to NYU so they'll have someone of similar caliber similar quality because City College which is just down the street in New York is three grand a year and a lot of the time it's the same professor same classes just with a different name so why spend 60 when you could spend three well it's City College there's Polacks and Asians and
00:38:06.000 Indians with accents and all these immigrants who can't afford MIU.
00:38:10.000 So now your daughter is amongst the filth.
00:38:12.000 She's with the multiculturalism.
00:38:14.000 See, this is true multiculturalism gets tested and all of a sudden these people with the coexist bumper sticker go, yeah, no, I don't actually literally want them around me.
00:38:24.000 I just like the notion.
00:38:25.000 You know that old saying?
00:38:27.000 In the South, they hate blacks in the idea, but they love them in practice.
00:38:33.000 And in the North, they love them at the idea of blacks, but they hate them in practice.
00:38:40.000 And I think that's true of rich white people in the Northeast.
00:38:44.000 They like the notion, but they don't actually want to be around them.
00:38:46.000 And I know this because I see them.
00:38:49.000 You know, I see them talk to black people and they're so fucking awkward.
00:38:54.000 Especially the ones who love the most, these sort of comedian, liberal, Trump haters.
00:38:59.000 And when they finally find one, they can talk to like Questlove or that dude who was on Daily Show Forever.
00:39:07.000 What's his name again?
00:39:08.000 Um, he had a really cool show where he investigated this group that believed in aliens.
00:39:17.000 Um, and it turns out in the show they were right.
00:39:21.000 Black guy alien show?
00:39:27.000 That would be, oh my god, it came up.
00:39:29.000 People of Earth.
00:39:31.000 Really good show.
00:39:32.000 And I liked that this dude didn't talk about race all the time.
00:39:36.000 Wyatt Senec.
00:39:39.000 Wyatt Senec.
00:39:39.000 C-E-N-A-C.
00:39:41.000 He's a black guy that white people feel comfortable around because he wears a blazer.
00:39:44.000 See, when they say we like black people, they mean I like black people who wear a tweed blazer with leather elbows and listen to NPR.
00:39:51.000 and love jazz and name their kid like Coltrane.
00:39:58.000 Not actual black people who put salt and pepper and ketchup on their wings.
00:40:01.000 They don't like those guys.
00:40:02.000 They think they're gauche.
00:40:04.000 They don't like their views on gay marriage either.
00:40:06.000 They talk about Jesus too much.
00:40:09.000 Blegh.
00:40:11.000 And they're pro-life.
00:40:12.000 Blegh.
00:40:17.000 So, segregation is practiced on a daily basis.
00:40:21.000 You know, ask a Korean dad how he feels when his daughter brings home a white husband.
00:40:27.000 Or even a Chinese husband.
00:40:30.000 Korean dads want their daughters to marry a Korean.
00:40:34.000 So we are steeped in segregation, and here's another doozy for you.
00:40:38.000 I would argue that white Americans are the least pro-segregation group there is.
00:40:45.000 Now, they do practice it just as much, if not... No, I'm not going to say if not more.
00:40:49.000 They do practice it, not as much as other groups.
00:40:53.000 So yes, there is white flight.
00:40:55.000 Yes, they send them to white schools.
00:40:59.000 They choose white neighborhoods, but I would say blacks in black neighborhoods and Asians in Chinatown are more segregated voluntarily than white people are.
00:41:11.000 But for some reason, white people are the only ones that aren't allowed to basically even think that.
00:41:18.000 I mean, white nationalist is an insult.
00:41:20.000 Black nationalist is a compliment.
00:41:23.000 That's weird.
00:41:23.000 Again, I'm not a white nationalist.
00:41:25.000 I don't support that.
00:41:30.000 It just seems strange that something that is so mainstream is simultaneously so totally esoteric.
00:41:38.000 You know what I mean?
00:41:40.000 It's the weirdest thing.
00:41:42.000 It's like, it's almost like everyone else is having sex, but when this one group has sex, they call it pedophilia.
00:41:52.000 And I'm not, I'm not into that, that subject.
00:41:55.000 No, let me think of a better analogy.
00:41:58.000 It's like a bunch of gay people are having sex.
00:42:01.000 But when this one type of gay has sex, they call it pedophilia.
00:42:04.000 Now, I'm not gay, so I don't want any of that stuff.
00:42:07.000 But I do, when I look over at those gays, I go, why do you call it pedophilia when it's that one type of gay and all the other gays are doing the same thing?
00:42:16.000 And it's not pedophilia, that girl's 18.
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00:43:35.000 What if Eva Mendes breaks up with her boyfriend, and she sees you at a party, and you remind her of her first boyfriend, and she's like, I can't believe I'm doing this, I'm fucking a loser like you, but come up to my hotel, I'm in room 13B, and you go, this is it, my man, this is it.
00:43:55.000 And even if you never see her again, imagine the story, I fucked Eva Mendes.
00:43:59.000 Now what if you get up there, you wash your penis in some other sink, just to make sure everything's fine, you smell your armpits, take a breath mint, and you get up there and she can't wait to see you and she's just super funny and cool and music's playing and you're like, this is not just gonna be sex, this is going to be a party.
00:44:15.000 We're having a physical nude body party.
00:44:18.000 Sex is just a tiny part of how awesome this is going to be.
00:44:21.000 And if I never see you again, that's horrible because I want to marry her.
00:44:24.000 But still, this is going to be a hell of a night.
00:44:27.000 A night to remember.
00:44:28.000 A night I'll be thinking of in my rocking chair when I'm 75.
00:44:32.000 And by the way, my wife lost it on me once because she found these pictures of ex-girlfriends, nude ex-girlfriends I'd collected over the years.
00:44:40.000 These are wrapped up in an envelope, duct-taped, right?
00:44:43.000 They're not easy to get to.
00:44:45.000 And it's a thick stack.
00:44:47.000 I used to be big on taking pictures.
00:44:49.000 I don't show them to anyone, no revenge porn here.
00:44:52.000 And she says, throw those out.
00:44:54.000 I demand it.
00:44:55.000 And I go, no.
00:44:56.000 And she goes, oh, why, you want to beat off them?
00:44:58.000 I go, no, I won't look at them for decades.
00:45:01.000 Decades they will sit there gathering dust.
00:45:03.000 But when I'm 75, I want to be able to sit on my rocking chair and sort of leaf through those and go, oh yeah, those were some crazy times.
00:45:12.000 So that's none of your business.
00:45:14.000 Lock them up.
00:45:14.000 You can put them in a time capsule for all I care.
00:45:16.000 But I'm not throwing them out.
00:45:18.000 That was a big fight we had.
00:45:20.000 Um, but this is similar.
00:45:22.000 You're gonna have your big night with Eva, and then you pull out your dink, and it's just a thread.
00:45:28.000 It's a dead skin thread.
00:45:31.000 A piece of spaghetti.
00:45:32.000 You know, in Glasgow, when they cut your face, they like to put a match in between two, uh, carpet cutter blades.
00:45:38.000 So you take a carpet cutter, with the blade in it, you open it up, you put another blade in the carpet cutter.
00:45:45.000 Now there's two blades.
00:45:46.000 Then you pry them open and you stick a match, a wood match, in between the two blades.
00:45:51.000 You know why you do that?
00:45:52.000 This is how sadistic they are.
00:45:54.000 When you slash someone's face, and this might be why I'm able to talk about race so easily, my stock is way more violent and dangerous than anything you've heard about any other race.
00:46:05.000 In fact,
00:46:06.000 My dad had a bumper sticker that had this Scotsman with huge hulking muscles and he looked deranged and he was missing teeth and he had, you know, scars all over him and a kilt and it said, Scots, the friendly race.
00:46:19.000 I guess Scots are a race now.
00:46:21.000 And yeah, so when people say, ooh, Mr. White hoity-toity, like I don't think of a guy at the golf course wearing a tuxedo and a top hat with a monocle.
00:46:31.000 I think of my relatives, my dead relatives who died of alcoholism.
00:46:35.000 I don't come from this notion of white superiority.
00:46:40.000 And by the way, little side note, folks, and I mentioned this with the Dyson discussion, whites are the seventh most successful ethnic group in America.
00:46:49.000 Below Lebanese, below Japanese, below Israeli, even below other white, like American whites are below Australian whites.
00:46:57.000 It could be because immigrants do better, I don't know.
00:47:00.000 Whites as an ethnic group are less successful than African immigrants who came here from Africa and said, why are you gay?
00:47:08.000 They eat the poo-poo.
00:47:10.000 Those guys are more successful.
00:47:11.000 So I don't know why we're always talking about these like everyone's Warren Buffett and Bill Gates.
00:47:17.000 Any his.
00:47:21.000 So you cut the face with the two blades separate like that and it prevents the doctors from being able to stitch your face up neatly because this middle strip falls down and is hanging there like a piece of spaghetti.
00:47:38.000 You get me?
00:47:39.000 So you cut into the face with two lines.
00:47:43.000 That leaves a hole in the middle, a strip in the middle, that doesn't have anything to hold on to.
00:47:47.000 It falls.
00:47:48.000 And now when you stitch it up, it's a massive cesarean scar on your face.
00:47:53.000 By the way, the strangest part of all that is when women see you with a cesarean scar on your face in Glasgow, you're basically in The Beatles.
00:48:00.000 Like, you have to fight them to get them away from you because you're so unbelievably gorgeous to them.
00:48:05.000 It's like, it's like being, I don't know, in a boy band.
00:48:09.000 Like, women cannot get enough of men with facial scars in Glasgow.
00:48:13.000 Anyway, the reason I do that long intro, I'm still doing a Blue Chew read.
00:48:18.000 This is still for our sponsors, so you guys have to count this when you're paying your bills.
00:48:22.000 That little strand that hangs down, that's what your dick feels like when you can't get it up.
00:48:28.000 And if you were to get Eva Mendes in a party room, and you have a strip of face skin hanging down like that, I mean, I'm mad at you.
00:48:36.000 So, just have one Blue Chew in your wallet.
00:48:42.000 As a fireman, as a penis 911, as an emergency.
00:48:47.000 And you'll never be in that situation.
00:48:49.000 Just say, oh, excuse me, Eva, I have to go take a giant dump.
00:48:52.000 I'll be right back.
00:48:53.000 No.
00:48:55.000 Go in there, go pee, take it, give it some time, and you should be good to go.
00:48:59.000 Anyway, B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W dot com, promo code Gavin.
00:49:04.000 Sign up and get your first shipment free if you pay the shipping.
00:49:09.000 All right, that's enough for this podcast.
00:49:12.000 We're not doing Milo this Friday.
00:49:13.000 We've got this free speech rally in D.C.
00:49:17.000 where they've threatened to kill me.
00:49:18.000 They're gonna throw cement.
00:49:20.000 They say milkshakes, but the milkshakes have quick-drying cement in them, so that'll be a concussion.
00:49:24.000 They're also throwing acid, face-melting acid, with wax.
00:49:29.000 In the acid, so it sticks to your face and you become disfigured.
00:49:32.000 I'll be popular in Glasgow with the ladies after my acid attack.
00:49:36.000 And then, of course, the usual mace, crowbars.
00:49:40.000 They've been separate in Portland after they beat up Andy Ngo and gave him a brain bleed with their cement milkshakes and punching his face and collapsing his eye socket and the like.
00:49:50.000 They're also beating up old men with crowbars.
00:49:53.000 I would consider myself an old man, so I'll be getting a crowbar to the head.
00:49:57.000 So I'm gonna come back looking like Chucky at the end of a Chucky movie.
00:50:03.000 The end of Chucky 6, I'm gonna look like when I come back on Monday.
00:50:06.000 But we'll be live-streaming that on FreeSpeech.TV.
00:50:10.000 So on this Saturday, we'll be live-streaming the Free Speech event on the live-stream section of FreeSpeech.TV.
00:50:16.000 We'll also record it and have it up on the site later, edited down obviously.
00:50:24.000 And no Milo this Friday, no live podcast this Thursday.
00:50:30.000 I'm taking the week off.
00:50:33.000 Guess I gotta find a new engineer.
00:50:35.000 And... We'll still have episodes, though, on freespeech.tv, Monday to Thursday.
00:50:42.000 I'm breaking down my favorite movies.
00:50:44.000 So, Monday is Withnail and I, Tuesday is Animal House, Thursday is Husbands and Wives, and... Wait, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and then Thursday is...
00:50:54.000 Windy City Heat.
00:50:55.000 Sorry, Gran Torino.
00:50:56.000 You didn't make the top four.
00:50:58.000 You're number five.
00:51:00.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:51:02.000 And when I say get fired, I'm talking about these people who go, hey, man, love what you do.
00:51:08.000 I'd have your back.
00:51:09.000 But, you know, I got a wife and kids to support.
00:51:11.000 I can't say that I like Trump or I can't do this or I can't do that or I'll be in trouble.
00:51:15.000 Get in trouble.
00:51:17.000 Don't get arrested for some stupid reason involving a bunch of lunacy that I warned you about 50 times and even helped you with several times and you kept walking back into the fire.
00:51:29.000 Not that kind of fired.
00:51:30.000 Get fired for being you.
00:51:33.000 Get in trouble.
00:51:34.000 Be brave.
00:51:35.000 And never stop fighting.
00:51:39.000 I'll see you, sorry to be so anticlimactic, I guess I'll see you Saturday on freespeech.tv and then we're back to normal shows, new engineer, everything will be normal on Monday.
00:51:52.000 Peace.