Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 22, 2019


#154 | The DA asked for copies of all my old shows


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 3 minutes

Words per Minute

170.30794

Word Count

10,877

Sentence Count

1,073

Misogynist Sentences

46

Hate Speech Sentences

44


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about the upcoming Jon Kinsman trial, and how the DA got a subpoena for all of Gavin's old shows. Also, we talk about the P.D. smear campaign against Antifa, and the fact that the most important witness for the prosecution is a woman who looks like Annie Hall and has an aging app on her face. And finally, we find out who the main witness is for the defense and why she's not competent to be a witness. Gavin McInnis is a standup comedian, podcaster, writer, and podcaster. He is a regular contributor to the New York Times, NPR, and many other media outlets. He is also the host of the popular podcast "The Gavin Show" on Comedy Central and hosts his own show on the radio show on SiriusXM Radio in New York City. Subscribe to the Gavin Show on iTunes and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and other podcasting platforms. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and tell a friend about what you think of it! and we'll send you a review and a shoutout! Thank you so much for listening and supporting the podcast! Love ya! Peace, Blessings, Cheers, EJ & Paxx! - The EJ and Paxx. - Caitlin Durante XOXO - P.S. - Don't Tell Mom: I'm Too Sensible for this? - Thank You, Caitlin's new song: "Thank You, Mommy" - "I'm Not So Suave, I'll See You, Baby! - "That's a Good Thing" - Bye, Caitlyn's Song: "Hey, Mom, I Love You, Dad, I'm Sorry, Dad's Got a Friend?" - "Goodbye, Gonna See You" - by Me, Gave Me a Call Me a Sign? - "Bye, Nervous, Goodnight, Good Night, Good Morning, Love, Good Luck, Good Bless Me, Love Ya'll, Gotta Have a Good Day, Good Love, OK, Bye, Good Ol' Day, OK? - xOXO, Ollie - Jon & John? - Caitlyn & John Kansman - "Podcasts? ( ) - "Amberly" - "I'll See Ya Backham"


Transcript

00:00:00.000 The DA asked for copies of all my old show the Gavin McInnes show They contacted compound media and said we need all his shows That's 700 hours of shows So And it's for what's-his-name.
00:00:21.000 We call him Big John and
00:00:25.000 John, what's his name?
00:00:29.000 Uh, sorry to bore everyone with the same old thing.
00:00:34.000 John Kinsman.
00:00:35.000 That's it.
00:00:36.000 So John Kinsman trials next week, I believe.
00:00:39.000 I think they're all being tried together the last three and the trials next week.
00:00:45.000 Maybe it's Max, John and Doug, Dave.
00:00:47.000 I'm not sure.
00:00:50.000 Um, but, uh,
00:00:54.000 They didn't have a subpoena.
00:00:55.000 They just said, go get that for me.
00:00:56.000 And I think it was a legal aid who called and just said, hey, can you get that for me?
00:01:01.000 And Compound is run by a lieutenant, ex-lieutenant from the NYPD, who just said no.
00:01:07.000 Nice.
00:01:10.000 That's awesome.
00:01:11.000 You gotta have the or what gene.
00:01:13.000 It's a genetic thing you have to have in your body.
00:01:15.000 When someone says something, you go, or what?
00:01:17.000 Yeah.
00:01:17.000 Like when someone says, get out of my way, or what?
00:01:20.000 Even with what you said offends me, you go, so?
00:01:24.000 So is a derivative of or what?
00:01:26.000 Or what are you, or what's gonna happen?
00:01:28.000 I don't understand.
00:01:30.000 Like when the DA came to my house, they go, we wanna talk to you.
00:01:33.000 Okay, or what if I don't wanna talk to you?
00:01:35.000 Oh, you don't have to talk to us.
00:01:36.000 Okay, well, you're the prosecution.
00:01:39.000 So it's like talking to an ex-girlfriend of your friend and she goes, I want to talk to you about Mark.
00:01:45.000 I'm not going to convince you to love Mark.
00:01:48.000 He cheated on you.
00:01:50.000 No, that's a bad analogy because it implies that these guys are guilty, but they're not guilty.
00:01:54.000 John Kinsman is on trial, felony riot, facing years in prison for being part of a hate group and beating someone mercilessly on the street, basically.
00:02:09.000 Now, that's the same charge that David Campbell is facing, the Antifa guy who beat up that old Jewish guy he thought was a Nazi.
00:02:17.000 It's a pretty serious charge.
00:02:19.000 He's a member of a hate group.
00:02:20.000 His wife is black.
00:02:22.000 His kids are black.
00:02:23.000 His black wife told him to join this club.
00:02:27.000 She said, they seem Christian, really patriotic.
00:02:29.000 You should join.
00:02:31.000 Okay.
00:02:32.000 Then, when he's in the club,
00:02:34.000 After a week of terror from Antifa, Antifa finally corners them and ambushes them, throws bottles of expensive piss.
00:02:43.000 I say bottles of expensive piss because it was P. Diddy's vodka that the piss was in.
00:02:50.000 They start beating Proud Boys, then other Proud Boys show up and beat up Antifa.
00:02:56.000 Not severely, just like a normal brawl.
00:03:01.000 There's no like collapsed eye socket or anything.
00:03:04.000 And more importantly, there's no victims.
00:03:06.000 When Antifa was asked by the police, do you want to press charges?
00:03:08.000 They said, fuck you, pig.
00:03:10.000 I just got hit 70 times.
00:03:12.000 And yes, the boys were pumped after.
00:03:14.000 Max yelled out, there was fucking four of them!
00:03:18.000 And the Huffington Post and BuzzFeed and Daily Beast changed that to, they were fucking foreigners!
00:03:26.000 And I believe the main witness for the prosecution is this woman, Sandy Backham.
00:03:32.000 She looks like Annie Hall with the aging app on her face.
00:03:38.000 She's like 70 million years old.
00:03:41.000 And for some reason in her final years, she's chosen to become an Antifa activist.
00:03:47.000 No, that's not her.
00:03:49.000 It's S-A-N-D-I.
00:03:50.000 And...
00:03:56.000 B-A-C-H-A-M, I think?
00:03:58.000 Just like Antifa photographer or something.
00:04:01.000 But she works with Antifa.
00:04:03.000 She's an activist, not a journalist.
00:04:05.000 And when she shows footage of that night, that fight, which was the fighting back the ambush after my talk, she cuts out clips where Antifa are throwing bottles of piss and she edits it.
00:04:16.000 That's not a journalist.
00:04:17.000 And that's your number one witness?
00:04:19.000 She's not competent.
00:04:23.000 I saw her at the DC train station.
00:04:25.000 She smiled at me in a really nice way.
00:04:27.000 And I think it's because she's seen my face a million times when she's editing and thought we were friends.
00:04:31.000 You know when you see a celebrity sometimes, you go, hey, I remember hanging out with you.
00:04:35.000 You're the Fonz.
00:04:36.000 No, that was on TV.
00:04:38.000 Oh.
00:04:39.000 And then I think she realized that we're enemies.
00:04:41.000 And I didn't know at the time that she was the prosecution.
00:04:44.000 And we walked by each other so fast that I didn't say anything either.
00:04:48.000 But then I tried to find her after.
00:04:49.000 Anyway, I think I've already told you that.
00:04:52.000 But here's the deal.
00:04:53.000 I had an epiphany at the boxing gym today.
00:04:57.000 Which, by the way, in this heat, SUCKS!
00:05:01.000 Holy shit does it suck.
00:05:04.000 And Hydro-Man, I told you about Hydro-Man?
00:05:06.000 Tommy?
00:05:07.000 You've mentioned Hydro-Man, yep.
00:05:08.000 In December it sucks to spar with him because you drink his sweat.
00:05:11.000 Because drops will fly off him and go in your mouth.
00:05:15.000 But at this time of year, I would never spar with him.
00:05:18.000 I refuse to spar with him until September.
00:05:21.000 Because every time he throws a hook or something, sweat explodes off his body.
00:05:27.000 Like if you have glitter on a tom drum, or a snare, and you go poof, and it goes pshaw!
00:05:37.000 But anyway, you do still get good thinking done because you can't go near your phone with your boxing gloves on.
00:05:44.000 And I realized, wait a minute.
00:05:47.000 So her raison d'etre, her impetus for existing, her fight, and she's broke by the way.
00:05:54.000 So she has no money.
00:05:55.000 So she's wasting her money on this fight.
00:06:01.000 Is to stop this hate group.
00:06:03.000 Stop them!
00:06:04.000 Alright, so you hate hate.
00:06:06.000 Which is a cool thing to do.
00:06:07.000 I totally support that.
00:06:10.000 I assume you've confronted the hatred with the Black Hebrew Israelites.
00:06:15.000 Or Melanin Nation.
00:06:16.000 Or the New Black Panthers.
00:06:18.000 Or the brutal anti-Semitism in Hamas.
00:06:21.000 Actually, Hamas is great because you get homophobia in there too.
00:06:24.000 All kinds of shit.
00:06:27.000 Hey, do you want to go make a pot of covfefe?
00:06:29.000 Coffee?
00:06:31.000 It's making coffee great.
00:06:32.000 Yes.
00:06:33.000 And that's a little plug.
00:06:35.000 Would you like to drain the swamp blend, uh, blend, uh, the MAGA roast or the?
00:06:40.000 Drain the swamp does not make me want to drink something.
00:06:46.000 Makes me think of a bot fly larvae.
00:06:49.000 I'll do the build the wall.
00:06:50.000 Uh, it's called build the wall, this package.
00:06:56.000 So,
00:06:58.000 She's lying, right?
00:07:00.000 She's not against hate or she'd have none of these people are all of this.
00:07:04.000 Whenever you see like a hate group fighting hate, they never list any other hate.
00:07:09.000 They always are focused on rednecks.
00:07:12.000 And sometimes they get the right ones.
00:07:14.000 There are Nazis in the world.
00:07:15.000 There's, you know, the KKK, blah, blah, blah.
00:07:17.000 But that's all they care about.
00:07:20.000 Sean King will never mention any hate, but KKK stuff, which is tedious.
00:07:27.000 And you go, all right, well, she's against gangs, too.
00:07:30.000 Like hate is a big problem and gangs are a big problem.
00:07:33.000 Oh, okay.
00:07:34.000 So I assume she's confronted DDP, the brutal killings in Long Island with MS-13, the slaughter of innocent men by Trinitarios in the East Village, Manhattan.
00:07:48.000 Just killed a kid the other day because they mistook him for someone else.
00:07:51.000 And I think that was,
00:07:53.000 Related to like, uh, revenge porn.
00:07:57.000 Some guy printed a- showed a picture of some other Trinitario's ex-girlfriend.
00:08:03.000 And so he killed him.
00:08:03.000 I'm scared of all these gangs, by the way.
00:08:07.000 Um, Latin Kings.
00:08:09.000 There's Bloods and Crips in New York.
00:08:11.000 Not a lot of Crips, but there's a hell of a lot of Bloods.
00:08:13.000 I assume you've done your research on that.
00:08:16.000 Do you hate the Chingalings?
00:08:18.000 Are they just an innocent biker gang?
00:08:20.000 Because you're a gang expert, right?
00:08:22.000 Nope, just this one gang.
00:08:25.000 Huh.
00:08:26.000 I think I know what's going on here.
00:08:28.000 You know this isn't a violent hate group because you'd be dead.
00:08:33.000 The reason that these people chose the Proud Boys to vilify and make their enemies is because they know that these guys are fair, decent, working class dudes who will not hurt them.
00:08:46.000 In other words, it's a lose-lose for this testimony.
00:08:51.000 Because either you're lying and this isn't a violent hate group, or this is a violent hate group and your life's in danger and somehow, I don't know, you're just good at mixed martial arts?
00:09:02.000 Or you spend $2,000 a day on a personal bodyguard?
00:09:06.000 Or you live in a bunker?
00:09:09.000 So by your very existence, we've disproved your allegations.
00:09:17.000 You know, I talked about that with Glenn Beck.
00:09:19.000 Penn Jillette said he didn't go near Islam in his anti-religion book because he's scared of them.
00:09:25.000 And he picked on Christians because Christians are kind, which is ironic because the angle for a lot of atheists is that Christians are, well, stupid, naive, but also cruel, homophobes.
00:09:38.000 Yet they tolerate this constant abuse.
00:09:43.000 So the DA's in a bad situation, but sometimes I think maybe he recognizes that it's a bad situation and is just throwing softballs so the top brass like the mayor, the attorney general, and the governor are appeased and they see that there was an investigation but they don't really want to go through with it.
00:10:03.000 Is that what it is?
00:10:05.000 I mean, I'm kind of new to these major trials.
00:10:07.000 I'm new to lawfare.
00:10:08.000 We used to be able to just to argue it out before the big tech censorship apocalypse.
00:10:15.000 And now you have to get legal to get anything done.
00:10:20.000 Like even I was reading, uh, something that Ann Coulter, uh, sent me and it was a really old article from 2015 by PolitiFact.
00:10:31.000 And it said, uh,
00:10:34.000 It said that my pants were on fire because I said undocumented immigrants, even the title of this article, undocumented immigrants, we know where you stand.
00:10:47.000 No, undocumented immigrants are not tied to 50% of Texas murders.
00:10:52.000 And it goes on to quote me on, um, Greg Gutfeld's show saying, uh, we're not getting their best.
00:11:02.000 Trump is not racist.
00:11:03.000 He's just saying a bunch of hate facts.
00:11:04.000 The crime rate with illegals is through the roof.
00:11:07.000 When Gutfeld pressed McInnes to give some facts of his own, McInnes delivered one.
00:11:10.000 50% of murders in Texas have been linked to illegal aliens.
00:11:14.000 And so then they go dig in and they claim that there was about 3,500 deaths and only a mere 827 of them, sorry, 879 of them were illegal aliens.
00:11:31.000 And then they go, this is relevant, we contacted McInnes on Twitter and he directed us to an excerpt from Ann Coulter's latest book.
00:11:39.000 And then they go to the book and it says, she was lambasting a 2014 fact check by our colleagues at PolitiFact Texas, examining a claim that in a seven year period, illegal aliens were responsible for 3,000 murders.
00:11:54.000 Fact checkers rated the claim pants on fire because the figure was based on arrests, not convictions.
00:12:00.000 No, but I said linked to.
00:12:01.000 50% of murders are linked to illegal aliens.
00:12:08.000 It included a quote from Northeastern University criminologist Romero Martinez, who did some back of the envelope math and estimated that if Perry were right, undocumented immigrants were 46% of the murders.
00:12:18.000 Martinez said that made no sense.
00:12:21.000 It just boggles the imagination that level of aliens were involved to that extent over time and nobody noticed.
00:12:29.000 And then Coulter adds, strictly speaking, boggling the mind of a professor is not data.
00:12:35.000 So just to clarify here, I know I can feel you sort of fading away in this story.
00:12:41.000 A criminologist was presented with brutal numbers for illegal alien crime and he thought about it for a second and said, no, that's way too high.
00:12:54.000 I mean it boggles the mind that it would be that high.
00:12:57.000 So PolitiFact had accepted that as an example of it not being that high.
00:13:01.000 But then in their research they go on to say Gavin's wrong.
00:13:05.000 It's not 1,500 out of 3,000.
00:13:09.000 It's more like 800 something.
00:13:11.000 So half of that.
00:13:12.000 So I said 50% and they refused to say this.
00:13:16.000 In their writings, right?
00:13:17.000 They just say it's not even close to that.
00:13:18.000 Gavin exaggerated.
00:13:20.000 But let's say it's their right and it's 25%.
00:13:22.000 Illegal aliens are 6% of the population of Texas.
00:13:27.000 So you have 6% of the population committing 25% of the murders.
00:13:33.000 Now the reason I drag you through that whole long thing is because they say we contacted McInnes on Twitter.
00:13:40.000 And I was able to refute that, or at least explain where I got my data from, and now the public can see, alright, the radical lunatic Gavin McInnes says 50% of the murders in Texas, but the politifact liberal pussies who use the word undocumented immigrants, even their stats say 25.
00:14:01.000 So the answer probably lies somewhere between 25 and 50.
00:14:05.000 And we're talking about 6% of the population.
00:14:08.000 We got a major problem here.
00:14:09.000 Trump was right.
00:14:12.000 So that's why they have to censor us because we stimulated a discussion and we often lead them to believe, holy shit.
00:14:23.000 They do have a point and we can't have a point if they're going to beat Trump in 2020.
00:14:23.000 It is bad.
00:14:29.000 So they silence us and shut us up and we can't defend ourselves.
00:14:34.000 So what do you do?
00:14:34.000 You sue.
00:14:36.000 Or you criminally charge them.
00:14:39.000 And that's another thing that's going to come up in this lawsuit.
00:14:41.000 They're going to say, sorry, this trial, because these guys are refusing plea deals.
00:14:46.000 They say that they know they're innocent and they're not about to, um,
00:14:51.000 To go to prison for something they didn't do.
00:14:54.000 They're not a hate group and they were not roaming the streets beating up random people.
00:14:59.000 They were defending themselves in a fight that has no victim.
00:15:04.000 When you get charged with assault, you need a police report.
00:15:06.000 You need a hospital report.
00:15:10.000 Are we really able to politicize the justice system so much that we can just throw random people in jail because it's convenient?
00:15:17.000 If you recall, during this fight, it's when Chadwick Moore had just invented the hashtag, jobs not mobs, which the president then retweeted, and the left were being known as violent and unhinged.
00:15:31.000 So, they provoked a group, kept pushing them and pushing them, got them to fight, and said, see?
00:15:37.000 It's the right that's unhinged!
00:15:38.000 Look at them beating us!
00:15:41.000 All we did was terrorize them for a week, ambush them, and whip bottles of piss at their heads.
00:15:46.000 And beat up random people that night.
00:15:48.000 And terrorize old ladies and tell them that you're going to rape them.
00:15:52.000 Calls from all over the country were coming into the Manhattan Republican Club to the old lady that works there.
00:15:59.000 I mean, this has got to be the biggest miscarriage of justice ever done.
00:16:03.000 The guy's a steel worker.
00:16:05.000 He's working in lower Manhattan.
00:16:07.000 He's from Chicago.
00:16:08.000 Black wife.
00:16:09.000 Black kids.
00:16:10.000 Pregnant black wife.
00:16:11.000 She tells him to join the club.
00:16:13.000 He gets attacked.
00:16:13.000 Defends himself.
00:16:15.000 Nothing particularly sadistic.
00:16:18.000 Right?
00:16:19.000 Just a normal punch-up.
00:16:21.000 They go home laughing.
00:16:23.000 The cops are laughing.
00:16:24.000 No one wants to press charges.
00:16:26.000 That's it.
00:16:27.000 Nothing happened.
00:16:28.000 The cops probably see this a hundred times a day.
00:16:30.000 Not a hundred times a day, but you know what I mean.
00:16:33.000 20 times a weekend.
00:16:34.000 Someone gets in a kerfuffle, do you want to press charges?
00:16:36.000 No.
00:16:36.000 Okay.
00:16:37.000 Move along.
00:16:39.000 I should ask a cop how many times they see a situation like that.
00:16:43.000 On a Friday night?
00:16:44.000 Probably happens a dozen times.
00:16:45.000 So they've done their job.
00:16:46.000 Everyone's fine.
00:16:48.000 And then, wait a minute, the DNC says.
00:16:51.000 Oh, I don't think they said wait a minute after that.
00:16:52.000 I think they were always planning that.
00:16:55.000 Then they see, oh good, there was some sort of event that went down.
00:16:58.000 Antifa did record some footage.
00:17:00.000 All right, let's use that.
00:17:02.000 Let's use that in the midterms.
00:17:03.000 And they didn't just use it in the midterms.
00:17:06.000 If you go to official Proud Boys page, Proud Boy mag,
00:17:12.000 There's about a dozen examples of that night being politicized to win political favor.
00:17:20.000 Like there was a guy, Marty something?
00:17:23.000 He, uh, he was the only Republican in the Brooklyn legislature for the past 20 years.
00:17:30.000 And he was well loved.
00:17:31.000 He'd get all the cop and fireman votes.
00:17:34.000 And after the Proud Boys night, there was a letter sent to all of his constituents calling him, uh, I gotta have a coffee.
00:17:43.000 I'm not pronouncing words correctly, calling him a Nazi saying he's a member of the Proud Boys.
00:17:50.000 Cuomo kept using it, saying, are you a proud boy, Mr. Trump?
00:17:54.000 It became the big thing that month.
00:17:56.000 And it was effective.
00:17:58.000 Marty lost his seat.
00:18:00.000 After how many?
00:18:01.000 I think 20 years on the Senate.
00:18:04.000 Let me try to find it here.
00:18:06.000 I'm scrolling through all the charity work.
00:18:12.000 Farts.
00:18:14.000 So, yeah.
00:18:14.000 Not that easy to find.
00:18:21.000 I can't tell what's going on with this troll.
00:18:23.000 Ten times New York politicians use Proud Boys as a political weapon.
00:18:27.000 So there was the de Blasio tweets.
00:18:29.000 There's the Attorney General.
00:18:30.000 Hate has no place in New York.
00:18:32.000 Hate will be not tolerated in New York, says Cuomo.
00:18:34.000 They all have the same verbiage.
00:18:36.000 And then there's this guy Corey Johnson, gay dude I believe, and New York City Council, he's a speaker of the New York City Council, and he wants to, they want to start these groups to help combat hate in New York, which means we want money.
00:18:53.000 NYPD disavows.
00:18:55.000 Yeah, Cuomo uses Proud Boys to attack Ed Cox.
00:18:58.000 Though the governor was totally silent when the Manhattan Republic was vandalized, he wouldn't shut up after he realized he could use the SPLC's designation to make every New York Republican look bad.
00:19:05.000 In a conference after the fight, he asked, are you a Proud Boy, Mr. Cox?
00:19:09.000 Referring to the Republican chairman.
00:19:11.000 And then Cuomo and de Blasio used it to attack each other, where Cuomo said, hey, de Blasio, you don't have New York City under control.
00:19:18.000 And de Blasio said, yes, I do.
00:19:20.000 What do you see this investigation?
00:19:21.000 We're really going to nail them to the wall.
00:19:23.000 And then here's the one I was just talking about.
00:19:25.000 Marty Golden conceded to Andrew Guanardez on Monday.
00:19:30.000 That's not this Monday.
00:19:33.000 Marty Goldman had been Brooklyn's lone Republican senator since the late 90s.
00:19:38.000 He was in the 22nd district.
00:19:40.000 They loved him.
00:19:41.000 However, the DNC thought destroying Goldman could help flip the Senate, so they poured tons of money on a Beto-type beta named Andrew Guarnardes.
00:19:50.000 Cuomo had been a big fundraiser for him.
00:19:52.000 And the campaign involved sending thousands of letters all over South Brooklyn that said Proud Boys are a hate group.
00:19:56.000 And their founders are white supremacists.
00:19:56.000 Lie.
00:19:58.000 Lie.
00:19:58.000 And Marty's responsible for bringing hate to New York.
00:20:00.000 Lie.
00:20:01.000 Via the October 12th fight.
00:20:04.000 Oh, and then the other guy, this other guy, uh, Lantzman, New York's Municipal Politics.
00:20:08.000 Rory Lantzman is a council member for the 24th District, and he wants to get a task force to deal with this new problem.
00:20:16.000 What about Trinitarios?
00:20:18.000 What about MS-13?
00:20:19.000 Nope.
00:20:20.000 We need a task force to deal with the hate.
00:20:23.000 The hate group full of black guys, and Jews, and gays.
00:20:29.000 What do all these, what do these blacks, Jews, and gay proud boys have in common?
00:20:33.000 They love Trump.
00:20:35.000 So, they are the enemies of the state.
00:20:38.000 Because we cannot let Trump win in 2020.
00:20:41.000 I've got some bad news for you guys.
00:20:42.000 Trump already won!
00:20:46.000 You can abuse the justice system all you want.
00:20:48.000 You can throw guys with black wives and black kids in jail, calling them racists, all you want.
00:20:53.000 That is, ironically, why Trump is getting re-elected.
00:21:00.000 So I'm sorry to be so heady,
00:21:03.000 At the beginning of the week, but you know, I've had the DA contact, wake me up at my house last week.
00:21:10.000 I think that was Friday, Thursday.
00:21:13.000 And then today I find out they're trying to get all my old shows.
00:21:17.000 What are the old shows going to say?
00:21:19.000 If you watch my old shows in context, you obviously see that I'm not a racist, not a sexist, not a, actually you might get sexist.
00:21:28.000 I'm not an anti-Semite, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:21:35.000 And anything that they come up with, I'm going to say, Oh, I'm going to know that that's not that group.
00:21:43.000 Like I was talking to this dude with the EDL, who was with the EDL, the English Defense League with Tommy Robinson.
00:21:49.000 And I was talking about a tweet I saw where they said, Oh, really?
00:21:52.000 We have a problem with pedophilia and Islam in Britain.
00:21:54.000 What about the EDL?
00:21:55.000 And it listed about seven pedophiles.
00:21:58.000 So I started researching and digging deeper and deeper and deeper.
00:22:03.000 And I talked to someone who was with, at ADL, EDL, English Defense League.
00:22:08.000 And he said, yeah, it got too Nazi-ish.
00:22:10.000 So Tommy left.
00:22:12.000 We couldn't kick him out because we couldn't have membership.
00:22:17.000 Uh, cause having membership meant there was a database.
00:22:19.000 And if there's a database, the police would use it against us.
00:22:22.000 So it was just an open thing.
00:22:23.000 And inevitably with an open thing, you can't monitor everyone.
00:22:26.000 Like McDonald's employees, they start zeke-hiling at work.
00:22:29.000 They're fired.
00:22:30.000 It's easy.
00:22:33.000 But you can't do that in an open group.
00:22:35.000 I mean, Proud Boys have actually been pretty good at it.
00:22:38.000 And I think it's because they wrote down all their tenets, right?
00:22:43.000 The bylaws are available online, just like the Boy Scouts, the Knights of Columbus, and any other men's club.
00:22:50.000 So you see the bylaws, and the bylaws clearly state no anti-Semitism, no racism.
00:22:55.000 And then, if anyone does that, then you go, well, they violated the bylaws, clearly.
00:23:02.000 So they're not being part of the group, the club.
00:23:04.000 It's just a fucking club!
00:23:05.000 Yeah, but there's violence.
00:23:08.000 Yeah, because you attack them.
00:23:09.000 You attack the Knights of Columbus, you're going to see violence from the Knights of Columbus.
00:23:14.000 Even though they're all in their 70s.
00:23:18.000 This is delicious cavefe, although you put way too much sugar in it.
00:23:21.000 Dang it.
00:23:25.000 It's raw sugar though.
00:23:25.000 It's good for you.
00:23:27.000 Yeah.
00:23:27.000 That's what that means.
00:23:30.000 Um, you went to a nude beach this week?
00:23:33.000 Saturday.
00:23:34.000 You don't see a lot of Asians at nude beaches.
00:23:37.000 Probably for good reason.
00:23:39.000 Did you plump it up first?
00:23:40.000 No, I don't care.
00:23:42.000 Oh, that's not the correct answer.
00:23:45.000 You're supposed to say, no, I have a huge cock.
00:23:47.000 Not, I don't care that my cock is tiny.
00:23:50.000 I don't really feel, um,
00:23:53.000 Uh, like an outcast, dick-wise.
00:23:55.000 I was just like, eh.
00:23:56.000 Let's see your dick.
00:23:57.000 Alright.
00:23:59.000 No, I will not show you my dick.
00:24:00.000 Oh, okay.
00:24:01.000 Wow.
00:24:02.000 Something to hide.
00:24:03.000 No, it's just there's a time and a place.
00:24:04.000 When you're at a nude beach, that's the time.
00:24:06.000 You could probably sue me for sexual harassment.
00:24:09.000 That's a good example of things in court out of context.
00:24:11.000 At one point he asked if he could see my penis.
00:24:14.000 When we were at work, I told him no.
00:24:17.000 I went to the bathroom to cry after that for a little while.
00:24:20.000 For two hours.
00:24:23.000 I mean, it was fun though.
00:24:26.000 Where is it?
00:24:27.000 Gunnison Beach.
00:24:29.000 It's near Sandy Hook.
00:24:31.000 So how, which happened by the way, uh, how, how far away, how far away, how long of a drive was that for you?
00:24:39.000 Uh, I think it was like two hours.
00:24:41.000 Something somewhere.
00:24:42.000 Yeah.
00:24:43.000 So you get there and break down the demographics for us.
00:24:46.000 All right.
00:24:46.000 Well, you pull in there.
00:24:47.000 Um, let me see.
00:24:50.000 First of all, it's a long walk there.
00:24:51.000 So everybody's walking there with their clothes on.
00:24:53.000 Then we start realizing there's people with their clothes on.
00:24:55.000 And you have to walk to this certain section of it.
00:24:58.000 And apparently this is the only nude beach on the East Coast.
00:25:03.000 Besides maybe Fire Island.
00:25:05.000 So you got a little bit of everything.
00:25:07.000 It's like New York City.
00:25:09.000 Demographic and but I would say a lot of gays.
00:25:14.000 Yes, of course.
00:25:15.000 There's gonna be a lot of gays There's a lot of homosexuals.
00:25:17.000 There's a lot of old people.
00:25:19.000 Yeah There's really I felt like there was like 10% of them were like my age, you know, a lot of them were older boomers swingers any hot hipster chicks there was There was one looker.
00:25:32.000 I've been one looker.
00:25:33.000 I've been there twice there was there was
00:25:37.000 Yeah, one that like got my attention.
00:25:38.000 Like I keep my eyes to myself.
00:25:39.000 I try not to be... Just tell me no lies and keep your eyes to yourself.
00:25:45.000 Even though like, you know, everybody's there doing that.
00:25:48.000 But I mean, this one chick was just kind of dying for attention.
00:25:51.000 She had like a squirt gun and she was like, yeah, happy birthday.
00:25:55.000 And she was like shooting people with the thing.
00:25:57.000 And she had all she was wearing was this like chain around her waist, like very Egyptian looking.
00:26:03.000 Um, but yeah, I mean, there was literally no flaws about her, but I kept my eyes to myself and there's just dicks everywhere.
00:26:09.000 But one in particular, really one just particularly, we were in the ocean, me and my lesbian friend.
00:26:17.000 Um, and right at the edge of the beach is this dude in a Superman pose and he has a cock ring on.
00:26:27.000 And he's got like a thick chode that he is proudly displaying.
00:26:30.000 And positively had a cock ring on.
00:26:33.000 On a hundred percent.
00:26:34.000 Yeah.
00:26:35.000 Because it was like black rubber or something.
00:26:37.000 Well, don't they have a guy?
00:26:37.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:40.000 That sort of says, hey, sir, move along.
00:26:42.000 No, don't do that.
00:26:44.000 You have to be that guy.
00:26:45.000 And I, I, I didn't want to, because what if he got my face like chest to chest?
00:26:49.000 Well, you got a problem?
00:26:50.000 Now his chode is poking into my leg or something.
00:26:53.000 Well, yeah, you, I mean, in a perfect world, you just beat him up, but you, you can't do that.
00:26:59.000 That's just illegal for, well I can't, I'll just... You gotta stay out of trouble.
00:27:03.000 I just won't beat people up, you know, unless I'm defending myself, so... If a nude guy with cock ring was staring at my girlfriend, I'd say, dude, let's take it easy, move along.
00:27:12.000 She's not my girlfriend, but I am protective over her.
00:27:15.000 My female friend.
00:27:16.000 But I don't know if he was looking at me or her.
00:27:18.000 He was wearing shades, he looked like the lead singer of Steppenwolf.
00:27:25.000 I heard this rock song on the radio today and I realized this song is about anal sex.
00:27:41.000 It's a very popular song.
00:27:42.000 My mind's blank now.
00:27:44.000 I'll probably remember and I'll tell you next podcast, but it was like, she said,
00:27:48.000 Whatever lovin' makes you feel good is the lovin' that's right.
00:27:52.000 Hmm.
00:27:53.000 What am I, what's it called again?
00:27:55.000 Plastic Wrasse.
00:27:56.000 Well, there's Doin' the Butt.
00:27:57.000 No, no, no.
00:27:58.000 It's not that obvious, asshole.
00:28:00.000 Oh.
00:28:02.000 I was listening to this song called Doin' the Butt and I realized this song's bloody and it sucks.
00:28:06.000 You gotta read between the lines.
00:28:11.000 Anything goes.
00:28:11.000 What was it called?
00:28:12.000 Any kind of loving is good loving.
00:28:14.000 If it makes you feel good.
00:28:16.000 Something like that.
00:28:17.000 So I'll take what I can get.
00:28:19.000 I'll take what I can get.
00:28:20.000 And then she looked me in my big brown eyes and said, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:28:25.000 You ain't seen nothing yet.
00:28:26.000 I'm about to pork in the bum.
00:28:28.000 No, but you're on the right track.
00:28:30.000 Thank you.
00:28:32.000 It's definitely something like BTO.
00:28:35.000 Classic rock about anal.
00:28:37.000 No, no, no!
00:28:38.000 It's not about anal!
00:28:40.000 I'm the only one who's figured this out.
00:28:42.000 Oh, so you can't Google it.
00:28:43.000 Yeah.
00:28:44.000 Any Kind of Love by R.E.O.
00:28:45.000 Speedwagon.
00:28:46.000 Oh, that sounds...
00:28:48.000 What's the chorus?
00:28:49.000 Boy, they sure sang about sex a lot in the 70s, huh?
00:28:52.000 Real horny thumpers back then.
00:28:52.000 Sure did.
00:28:53.000 So this guy was a boomer.
00:28:53.000 Bunch of thumpers.
00:28:54.000 He's from that age.
00:28:55.000 He probably had that in his headphones.
00:29:17.000 And so that he's on the beach and we're ignoring him and stuff.
00:29:20.000 And then we go back to our towel.
00:29:22.000 He's sitting.
00:29:23.000 He's like the next towel away from us, but he's facing us.
00:29:27.000 Everybody's facing the water.
00:29:29.000 He's facing us.
00:29:30.000 Did you swim?
00:29:31.000 Yeah.
00:29:31.000 Oh yeah.
00:29:32.000 That was great.
00:29:33.000 Were there ways you could body surf?
00:29:35.000 No, I had to, because of my tattoo, I had to keep above the waves.
00:29:38.000 Oh, your tattoo's the size of a quarter!
00:29:40.000 Yeah, I just don't know.
00:29:41.000 I don't know if it would harm it.
00:29:43.000 And here's the thing, there's this guy with body tattoos, and he's like my age, and he's with his girlfriend, so he's definitely straight.
00:29:49.000 So I was right about to be like, hey, do you know if seawater's good for a tattoo?
00:29:53.000 But you don't want to be naked starting a conversation with a naked guy.
00:29:58.000 Yeah, seawater's fine for tattoos.
00:30:00.000 Okay.
00:30:02.000 So, but you went in the freezing cold water and then got out again?
00:30:04.000 It was perfect.
00:30:06.000 So your penis was at its worst.
00:30:08.000 And you publicly showed it.
00:30:08.000 Oh yeah.
00:30:09.000 It was definitely at its worst.
00:30:11.000 Like it was gone.
00:30:12.000 It was like a Coke.
00:30:13.000 It was like that meme of Homer Simpson walking backwards into the bushes.
00:30:18.000 Yeah.
00:30:19.000 It was like just an actual turtle with a mouth and head.
00:30:21.000 It's just like a little yellow button.
00:30:23.000 Yeah.
00:30:24.000 No, no.
00:30:25.000 I don't get buttony.
00:30:26.000 But there were some buttons that, you know.
00:30:29.000 If you ever want to go there to get some dignity, I mean... That's the place?
00:30:32.000 Yeah.
00:30:33.000 Maybe I'll bring the kids.
00:30:34.000 Bring the whole family.
00:30:35.000 You know, it's weird.
00:30:36.000 First time I went there, there were kids.
00:30:37.000 I was like, what is going on here?
00:30:41.000 Kids, like, on the nude section with the parents like, yeah, it's alright.
00:30:44.000 It's a hippie mentality.
00:30:45.000 Everything is groovy.
00:30:46.000 Everyone's the same.
00:30:48.000 Yeah.
00:30:48.000 It actually takes the sexuality out of nudity altogether.
00:30:51.000 Well, yeah, or you're gonna have a boner.
00:30:54.000 Right.
00:30:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:55.000 That would be kind of the most embarrassing.
00:30:56.000 I'd rather have ultimate shrinkage than a boneski walking around there.
00:30:59.000 Yep.
00:31:00.000 And then this guy, yet again, parked in front of us, facing us.
00:31:03.000 I'm hearing it from my friend, so I'm not looking at him.
00:31:05.000 And she turns to me, she's like, he's touching it.
00:31:07.000 He's recording us.
00:31:08.000 And I look over, and I think he's recording us.
00:31:11.000 And then she's like, Ryan, he's bobbing his legs and making it plump.
00:31:15.000 And I was like... You got raped!
00:31:17.000 This guy's an asshole.
00:31:18.000 Yeah, it felt very violating.
00:31:19.000 It was very messed up.
00:31:20.000 Well, if you're not gonna beat him up, time to go!
00:31:22.000 Like, why'd you stick around while some lunatic old rock and roll boomer was plumping himself up, staring at you?
00:31:29.000 And here's the thing, she doesn't get that by looking, giggling, and then looking at me and talking, that's attention.
00:31:36.000 You're feeding into it.
00:31:38.000 You're getting him something.
00:31:38.000 You know?
00:31:39.000 He knows you're talking about him.
00:31:41.000 Boy, millennials are weird.
00:31:44.000 Yeah, we stayed.
00:31:44.000 He didn't ruin our... You know what you should have done?
00:31:46.000 You should have bet on...
00:31:46.000 What?
00:31:49.000 What he was going to do next.
00:31:50.000 Oh, I certainly wouldn't want to give him a blue chew.
00:31:52.000 So yeah, so we would want to bet.
00:31:54.000 We had to pick a sponsor.
00:31:56.000 To say if we had to pick a sponsor to Segway.
00:31:59.000 Are you segwaying to bet DSI?
00:32:01.000 Let's guess.
00:32:02.000 We have two sponsors on this show.
00:32:03.000 One is.
00:32:05.000 Like a Viagra pill.
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00:32:07.000 And the other is for betting.
00:32:09.000 And I said, you should probably bet.
00:32:10.000 And then you go, well, yeah, then you could take a Blue Chew.
00:32:13.000 No, no.
00:32:14.000 I said, I would want to bet.
00:32:16.000 Thank God you didn't segue into Blue Chew.
00:32:19.000 Oh, I see.
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00:34:24.000 Maybe we should go to the mailbag.
00:34:26.000 Yes.
00:34:27.000 What do you think?
00:34:28.000 Well, I think that's a great idea.
00:34:30.000 Oh, good.
00:34:32.000 Ryan shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:34:36.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's man.
00:34:42.000 The problem with that story is I now think of you as a nudist, and nudist is a certain type of guy.
00:34:48.000 Oh, it's gross, yeah.
00:34:48.000 You know how cops are a certain type of guy?
00:34:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:34:52.000 Like, if you meet a cop at Disneyland, you can just tell he's a cop.
00:34:55.000 I love cops, by the way.
00:34:57.000 It's a certain kind of guy, a good guy.
00:34:59.000 But you can tell, like, he's got good posture and it doesn't tolerate bullshit.
00:35:04.000 It's a personality.
00:35:05.000 A cop is a personality.
00:35:07.000 Firemen are similar, a little more kooky.
00:35:10.000 Probably because they get more downtime to riff with their buddies.
00:35:13.000 But nudists are a kind of person too.
00:35:16.000 They're very like, well, what have we had?
00:35:19.000 What have we here?
00:35:19.000 Kind of an eyebrow cocked.
00:35:21.000 Creepy.
00:35:22.000 Open minded.
00:35:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:35:24.000 Like, hmm.
00:35:25.000 And everything is like a switcheroo.
00:35:28.000 Like, oh, you think you're psychic?
00:35:29.000 Well, maybe you are.
00:35:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:34.000 Yeah.
00:35:34.000 It's a creep type of thing.
00:35:36.000 And I was looking around judging everybody.
00:35:38.000 I was like, why would you come here?
00:35:40.000 But I'm there.
00:35:41.000 Did you say that into the mirror?
00:35:43.000 No.
00:35:43.000 I was pulled into it.
00:35:45.000 I was like, can we just go to a regular beach?
00:35:48.000 He was like, no, Ryan, come on.
00:35:50.000 That's how she convinced me.
00:35:53.000 This is your lesbian friend?
00:35:55.000 Yeah.
00:35:55.000 You hang out with lesbians.
00:35:56.000 See that's another type of person you are now.
00:35:58.000 Well no, she's been a friend for a long time.
00:36:01.000 You have lesbian friends and you go to nude beaches.
00:36:04.000 She's a solid gal.
00:36:05.000 I met her with like, she used to be a part of a group of friends and then she, you know, outlasted mostly all of them.
00:36:10.000 She's a real solid, real solid chick.
00:36:12.000 God bless her.
00:36:13.000 Uh, by the way, for the mailbag, I was, uh, I compiled a bunch of the worst mailbag messages.
00:36:20.000 So maybe we can get into that eventually.
00:36:21.000 I don't think.
00:36:22.000 Okay.
00:36:23.000 Let's have a special episode of the mailbag and it will be, um, the worst letters we've ever received at get off my lawn.
00:36:34.000 Yeah.
00:36:36.000 It's like 70% done.
00:36:38.000 So, you want to save it for next time?
00:36:40.000 No, don't introduce something!
00:36:42.000 Oh, with a teaser?
00:36:44.000 No, it's not a teaser.
00:36:45.000 You have to do it now.
00:36:46.000 Oh, okay.
00:36:46.000 Save the other 30% for the next time we do this, which will probably be in a month.
00:36:51.000 Okay, well, here's one from Leia.
00:36:55.000 Hi guys, obviously Ryan does his job very poorly, or at least not the way Gavin wants it done.
00:37:01.000 When Ryan's talking, Gavin constantly tells him to put the camera on himself.
00:37:04.000 When Gavin is mentioning a person, he constantly has to tell Ryan to put up the picture.
00:37:08.000 When Ryan puts up any picture or headline, Gavin constantly has to tell him that it must be adjusted
00:37:14.000 And not to mention the coloring books, playing games on his phone, and or sending emails during the show.
00:37:20.000 It would have been cool to have Ryan host a little show, topic, segment, provided by, approved by Gavin, and have Gavin be his engineer.
00:37:27.000 I bet he would do a really good job.
00:37:29.000 Do it.
00:37:30.000 Smiley face emoji.
00:37:32.000 All right, that's a gay idea, but I think you're a little biased when it comes to choosing the worst letters.
00:37:38.000 What a coincidence that you choose the one that lists all your faults.
00:37:41.000 Well, no, that's...
00:37:43.000 Because it's a suggestion, is the thing.
00:37:46.000 So why is that a terrible letter?
00:37:47.000 Because the suggestion is something that would never happen, but she doesn't know it's a bad idea.
00:37:51.000 Like the one that I read to you the other day, where it's like, why don't you guys do a whole episode on... Okay, I just forwarded you one.
00:37:59.000 I can't talk today.
00:38:00.000 Forwarded.
00:38:00.000 Forwarded.
00:38:01.000 Forward?
00:38:02.000 Forwarded.
00:38:03.000 Forwarded.
00:38:04.000 I just forwarded.
00:38:05.000 Edited.
00:38:06.000 You one.
00:38:07.000 That says, because we were talking about some nights last week.
00:38:10.000 Some nights I stay back.
00:38:13.000 And it goes, you know that some nights is a total ripoff of a Paul Simon song called Cecilia.
00:38:17.000 First of all, I'm old.
00:38:19.000 So you don't have to say a Paul Simon song called Cecilia.
00:38:23.000 I'm obviously familiar with Cecilia, but I looked it up and it's not a ripoff at all.
00:38:30.000 You stupid, smart-ass millennial shithead.
00:38:33.000 Play, did you have the link yet?
00:38:35.000 Or is it doing that thing where it takes an hour for me to send you an email?
00:38:38.000 Seems to be taking a bit.
00:38:40.000 What the hell?
00:38:41.000 Yep.
00:38:43.000 I don't know.
00:38:43.000 It's not in your scent box?
00:38:44.000 Because that happens sometimes.
00:38:46.000 In my outbox, you mean?
00:38:47.000 Outbox.
00:38:48.000 Can I clear up the whole Buzz Lightyear thing?
00:38:51.000 Usually if you're not... Oh, sorry.
00:38:54.000 Go ahead.
00:38:54.000 If we're not pulling up things, I'm just...
00:38:59.000 I'm just sitting here.
00:39:00.000 I'm listening to a podcast.
00:39:01.000 And the best way that I listen, this has been the way in high school too, or any school, is I doodle.
00:39:07.000 Ryan, no one gives a shit if you doodle.
00:39:09.000 You were coloring in Buzz Lightyear.
00:39:11.000 Yeah, let that be.
00:39:13.000 My son, my youngest son is six.
00:39:15.000 He might still color in Buzz Lightyear.
00:39:19.000 That's my point.
00:39:19.000 Maybe.
00:39:19.000 My point is.
00:39:20.000 He's coming to the end of his coloring in Buzz Lightyear years.
00:39:24.000 My 10 year old, farthest thing from his mind.
00:39:27.000 Right, but what they're saying is that it's... I'm fucking off.
00:39:32.000 I'm fucking around.
00:39:33.000 Whether it be Buzz Lightyear fucking around or playing a video game, you have to admit...
00:39:38.000 When we're talking here, and there's no visuals to pull up, there's some time.
00:39:42.000 So I was coloring Buzz Lightyear.
00:39:43.000 Help me focus.
00:39:45.000 Uh, adjusting the picture.
00:39:47.000 I don't want to show the tabs.
00:39:48.000 We've gotten over it.
00:39:49.000 Tabs are okay now.
00:39:50.000 Okay, so I just got the song.
00:39:52.000 I just got the song.
00:39:56.000 Are you d- Are you doing it?
00:39:59.000 Are you gonna?
00:40:00.000 Okay, you do it.
00:40:03.000 Okay.
00:40:05.000 Go a little farther.
00:40:09.000 Okay, so this is the part they're saying is stolen.
00:40:17.000 So it's the whoa whoa part with the drums.
00:40:21.000 But then he adds this anthem.
00:40:24.000 Okay, now jump to Cecilia.
00:40:41.000 You want to hear a really good one I just discovered the other day?
00:40:44.000 I'm in the car and I hear the replacements taking a ride.
00:40:53.000 Here, let me check my voice notes.
00:40:56.000 What the hell is this voice note?
00:41:16.000 Shit.
00:41:17.000 What?
00:41:22.000 This is not good radio.
00:41:25.000 Also, the camera on myself, either it's showing the screen or showing the camera.
00:41:30.000 I have to choose.
00:41:31.000 So if I'm looking something up, there's no way that I can be shown at the same time.
00:41:35.000 And we're trying to fix that.
00:41:36.000 I actually came up with a solution, but it's a little choppier.
00:41:41.000 Anyway, the replacement's ripped off a Jeff Beck song.
00:41:43.000 I thought I made a voice note of it.
00:41:45.000 I can't find it.
00:41:46.000 My wife made a voice note on her phone because I was driving.
00:41:49.000 And by the way, women should not drive if you're the man in the car.
00:41:56.000 There is one exception.
00:41:57.000 My friend Mike, he grew up in the Bronx.
00:42:00.000 He never had a car his entire life.
00:42:02.000 When his wife got pregnant, they moved to the Burbs, and he said, I've never driven ever, because I was always taking a subway or a taxi or something.
00:42:11.000 My wife's been driving her whole life.
00:42:12.000 She's a suburbanite.
00:42:13.000 She should drive.
00:42:15.000 I think that's fair.
00:42:18.000 Alright, so this song, Taking a Ride.
00:42:20.000 Yeah, I can't find the Jeff Beckwin, though, dumbass.
00:42:23.000 Oh.
00:42:27.000 Are you listening to the show?
00:42:28.000 Yeah.
00:42:29.000 I thought maybe you were, uh, no.
00:42:32.000 Find me another terrible letter.
00:42:33.000 Okay.
00:42:36.000 Um.
00:42:38.000 Okay, new version of the Mailbag Song.
00:42:41.000 Ryan, you fag, you don't have a dad.
00:42:45.000 Now get your lips off of Gavin's mail sack.
00:42:48.000 Let him touch it.
00:42:50.000 By Sean.
00:42:51.000 Wow, that sucks.
00:42:52.000 It fucking stinks.
00:42:54.000 That letter stinks.
00:42:55.000 Here's a stinker.
00:42:57.000 So this guy says to me, hey, you used to hang out with that photographer Ryan McGinley?
00:43:01.000 And I go, yeah.
00:43:03.000 And he goes, well,
00:43:05.000 Him and Rachel Chandler have come up recently.
00:43:09.000 Considering what she's been tied to and the nature of Ryan's work, it's a bit eerie.
00:43:14.000 She also has pics of Dash and his daughter just weeks before he died.
00:43:18.000 I've always been fascinated by that scene in their work, so I'm hoping it's just an outer left conspiracy.
00:43:22.000 And I go, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:43:25.000 Yes, I did hang out with those guys, Dash Snow and Ryan McGinley in the early aughts.
00:43:30.000 I think he's a great photographer.
00:43:32.000 Then he sends me to this thread called God Wins, Satan Loses that says it's all about this conspiracy called Satanwood.
00:43:41.000 Huh.
00:43:42.000 Satanwood is like, what's that Alex Jones place where he doesn't like that people go to?
00:43:47.000 Oh, Bohemian Grove.
00:43:48.000 Bohemian Grove.
00:43:49.000 So Satanwood is this thing.
00:43:53.000 It's one word genius.
00:43:55.000 Oh.
00:43:55.000 How would I know?
00:43:57.000 Those are two separate words.
00:44:01.000 Satan wants this theory that celebrities fuck kids.
00:44:06.000 And like the Jeffrey Epstein thing, the Jeffrey Epstein thing, by the way, is politicians and rich people having sex with underage girls like 16.
00:44:15.000 But this Satanwood thing is way more sinister.
00:44:17.000 It's more, way more comet pizza.
00:44:19.000 And it's, and it's like Ryan being photographed.
00:44:23.000 And by the way, Ryan does photograph naked young people, but they're post pubescent.
00:44:28.000 They're like 17, 18, no, not 17, 18, 19, 20.
00:44:32.000 And the Satanwood conspiracy just shows him taking pictures, like he's been a photographer since I met him.
00:44:40.000 I discovered him by the way, and that was 2000.
00:44:44.000 So it's been 20 years this guy's been taking pictures.
00:44:48.000 He's a successful photographer.
00:44:49.000 Yeah, there's gonna be some celebrities in the mix.
00:44:52.000 What do you think a photographer does?
00:44:54.000 So this guy sends me this like massive thread about Satanwood, and of course there's zero evidence.
00:45:01.000 And outside of Ryan's celebrity pictures, he's got a million fun pictures of people partying.
00:45:09.000 What are you talking about?
00:45:11.000 So yes, that's another stinker for the stink bag.
00:45:14.000 Stink bag.
00:45:16.000 Gavin's stink bag.
00:45:17.000 So we have that dumb idea where we switch places.
00:45:20.000 Paul Simon was not ripped off by Some Nights, by Fun, and Ryan McGinley is not a Satanist, no.
00:45:29.000 And the syllabic count of your song, your remake of Mailbag, it blows.
00:45:34.000 Reeks.
00:45:35.000 Reeks.
00:45:35.000 It's like a Juggalo song or some shit.
00:45:39.000 Okay, um, here's another suggestion.
00:45:41.000 Most of these are like suggestions, because it's like a call to action.
00:45:43.000 So, these are some things that people want us to do.
00:45:46.000 And you're getting a suggestion by someone who's not, who doesn't do this for a living.
00:45:50.000 Like, I've been doing, I started Vice in 1993, and they have some guy who's sitting on his ass, hasn't accomplished anything, and doesn't work in this field, calling Howard Stern and saying, what about instead of a WAC pack, you have a SmartPak?
00:46:04.000 And you get some of the smartest mathematicians and scientists to call into your show.
00:46:09.000 I've never tried it, and I've never had a radio show, but why not?
00:46:14.000 That's pretty good.
00:46:15.000 Fuck you.
00:46:16.000 Here's one by Brian.
00:46:18.000 You have to make a video of mocking AOC for the concentration camp moment.
00:46:23.000 Do the scene in Schindler's List where the camp- Oh, no problem.
00:46:26.000 Let me just get my crew together.
00:46:27.000 Oh shit, great.
00:46:28.000 My film crew.
00:46:29.000 This is a gem.
00:46:30.000 Let me just get my Nazi uniforms rented.
00:46:33.000 Now we're already at like a $30,000 starting bill.
00:46:38.000 Just to start this idea.
00:46:39.000 Look where this goes.
00:46:41.000 I mean, alright, do the scene in Schindler's List where the camp commandant starts shooting people from his balcony.
00:46:46.000 Put Trump's head on a Nazi, AOC's head on the girl in his bed, and stereotypical Mexican items on the Jews.
00:46:53.000 Sombreros, ponchos, Mexican flags in the barracks.
00:46:55.000 You should start the video with the media agreeing with AOC or saying, this is how AOC knows about the camps.
00:47:01.000 It's got merit.
00:47:03.000 But, uh, yikes.
00:47:05.000 What has merit?
00:47:05.000 That idea?
00:47:07.000 I just feel bad.
00:47:08.000 That's how you know it's a stupid idea, when someone as stupid as you goes, it's actually pretty good.
00:47:12.000 I just feel bad, like, knocking.
00:47:14.000 But that is awful.
00:47:15.000 No, you shouldn't feel bad.
00:47:16.000 That is a fucking idiotic idea, and it's so unbelievably expensive.
00:47:21.000 Well, I think it's a video editing thing, like, you know, like a deepfake thing where you put the head on the video.
00:47:29.000 Oh, oh, I see.
00:47:29.000 Yeah.
00:47:30.000 I've got to sit there with After Effects going into that Schindler's List scene and spending like, and I don't do After Effects, but whatever, say someone did.
00:47:38.000 I do.
00:47:38.000 Spending like weeks and weeks and weeks adding shit to them.
00:47:42.000 Yeah, it would take a little bit.
00:47:44.000 Why don't you learn After Effects, fuckface?
00:47:47.000 And stop doling it.
00:47:48.000 You know, the other funny thing about millennials and their ideas is they, when they barf them out to you, they suck.
00:47:53.000 But sometimes they'll go, I have a fucking amazing idea for a TV show.
00:47:57.000 It's going to be so good, but I can't tell you because you'll steal it.
00:48:01.000 I go, your idea sucks.
00:48:03.000 Don't worry about it.
00:48:04.000 No one is going to steal it.
00:48:06.000 Or the opposite, where they're like, dude, feel free to use it, man, you don't even have to credit me.
00:48:10.000 Or sometimes, someone sent me an email recently, I wonder if I'll find it in the mailbox, that was, um, it was just, hey man, what do you think of my show?
00:48:17.000 And he'd, in final draft, he'd written a script for a show.
00:48:21.000 People get paid to do that, I'm not sitting here reading your stupid show.
00:48:26.000 The worst thing is if you like it, then it's like, fuck, I definitely cannot make this.
00:48:30.000 I don't have the time.
00:48:31.000 I don't have, I don't want to find the resources.
00:48:34.000 The worst thing would be liking the idea.
00:48:37.000 So here's another one by Epic Gay.
00:48:41.000 Okay.
00:48:41.000 How fixed for a bit of how are you getting on?
00:48:46.000 How are you fixed for a bit of how are you getting on?
00:48:48.000 What?
00:48:49.000 I'm already mad.
00:48:50.000 Okay.
00:48:51.000 Would you rather,
00:48:52.000 Have your pants and boxers strapped to you for the duration of one week such that you must piss and shit into said pants for the entire week.
00:48:59.000 Meaning, quite frankly, the piss you take at 11.45 p.m.
00:49:03.000 on the Sunday will soak through the dump you took at 8.45 the previous Monday OR
00:49:09.000 Go around all day with your face covered in shit.
00:49:12.000 This is your normal routine.
00:49:13.000 And obviously, you can't make any attempt to explain the fecal face you're expressing.
00:49:18.000 Plus, it's profoundly deep covering of shit.
00:49:20.000 There's nothing of a sketchy pattering of... Nothing of a sketchy pattering of shite.
00:49:24.000 What's with the way this guy talks?
00:49:26.000 It's kind of odd, yeah.
00:49:27.000 It's a wicked shit face, so to speak.
00:49:30.000 I expect your answers promptly, bitch tits.
00:49:32.000 Where you at?
00:49:33.000 Regards, Epic Gay.
00:49:36.000 It's actually pretty good.
00:49:38.000 It's not a bad would-you-read.
00:49:39.000 I thought you compiled all the worst letters we've ever gotten.
00:49:44.000 Maybe this one was exceptional.
00:49:45.000 No, not really.
00:49:47.000 The best and the worst.
00:49:49.000 Oh, that's your idea?
00:49:50.000 Hey guys, welcome to the very best and very worst letters we've received and we won't tell you which till we're done reading them.
00:49:56.000 You are so half-assed!
00:49:58.000 Have you even read this letter before?
00:49:59.000 Yes, I did.
00:50:00.000 So why is it in the worst letter?
00:50:02.000 It's actually a pretty good one.
00:50:03.000 I don't know the answer.
00:50:05.000 Hmm.
00:50:06.000 You want to think about it?
00:50:07.000 Yes, but why is it there?
00:50:09.000 I think I accidentally put a good letter in there, too, because I didn't... I was just kind of like put... I didn't organize these.
00:50:15.000 I was in a bar drinking by myself, and I just figured to do that.
00:50:19.000 So what, you were cutting and pasting letters?
00:50:21.000 Yeah.
00:50:22.000 And you weren't reading them at all, were you?
00:50:23.000 No, I was, but I just... I had to organize them later.
00:50:28.000 Okay, here, the problem with the pooing your pants in the same pants forever, for a week, is serious skin damage.
00:50:39.000 Like, I knew a woman who worked in ER, and she said there was this junkie who came in, and he had done exactly what this thing just said, and the pants and the shit and the skin had become one.
00:50:51.000 And to just tear off the pants would rip his skin off.
00:50:55.000 So what they had to do was steep him in a hot salt bath and try to get things to dissolve.
00:51:01.000 And when they finally did, you know, get the hard shit to dissolve a little bit and, uh, get the pants off, I think they cut them off.
00:51:09.000 Um, which as a cheap person, I think that's a waste of pants.
00:51:12.000 Could you know, just take them off and wash them?
00:51:15.000 Um, and then he still had brutal skin irritation.
00:51:19.000 I mean, it's, you, you burn your skin.
00:51:21.000 So you could be doing permanent damage to your skin.
00:51:25.000 Uh, as far as the shit face goes, do I have to go to my same local bar and everything?
00:51:30.000 Like, I don't care about coming to the studio.
00:51:32.000 I guess you could do whatever you'd want.
00:51:34.000 Well, didn't they say your normal routine?
00:51:36.000 Oh.
00:51:37.000 So I guess I'd be banned from the bar and we'd probably, we might not be, I don't think we'd be banned from this studio, but the people in my neighborhood would see me walking around with poo on my face.
00:51:48.000 Um, and we'd be ostracized.
00:51:50.000 It's one, it's one day though.
00:51:53.000 And that probably would still burn your skin severely.
00:51:56.000 You could end up disfigured.
00:51:58.000 Yeah.
00:52:00.000 Because there's a lot of bad stuff in human feces.
00:52:03.000 Yeah, it's all waste.
00:52:04.000 It's all bad stuff.
00:52:06.000 So there might be stomach acid and bile in there burning your skin.
00:52:09.000 Yeah, I would think so.
00:52:10.000 I mean, and it's very different to have burnt leg skin, burnt butt skin, than burnt face skin.
00:52:16.000 Hi, Burt Buttskin.
00:52:17.000 Nice to meet you.
00:52:20.000 How'd you get the last name Buttskin?
00:52:22.000 Oh, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather did a Would You Rather, and he became known as Buttskin, and that's the family name now.
00:52:31.000 Ted Buttskin.
00:52:33.000 All right, I got one more.
00:52:34.000 Okay.
00:52:36.000 Unlike you, I'm admitting that I haven't read this yet.
00:52:39.000 Okay.
00:52:39.000 And I don't know what I'm doing.
00:52:41.000 Fair enough.
00:52:43.000 Noobs who listen to the show religiously needs advice and willing to work for free.
00:52:47.000 That's a cuck thing to say.
00:52:48.000 What's up, noobs?
00:52:49.000 I know you hate the fluff, so I'll get to it.
00:52:50.000 I'm a drunk who is currently in sober living in California.
00:52:54.000 My three-year-old son, picture included, there's no picture included, is back home in Indiana.
00:53:00.000 I'm 34 years old and my relationship with his mother is on the brink.
00:53:03.000 Yeah, that's pretty clear if you're in a rehab.
00:53:08.000 She tells me it's over.
00:53:09.000 I don't believe she has stopped loving me.
00:53:11.000 This is a gay thing to write a stranger, by the way.
00:53:13.000 That's me saying that.
00:53:15.000 But rather, I put her feelings on hold.
00:53:18.000 This is really gay.
00:53:20.000 We still say I love you when saying goodbye.
00:53:22.000 He's writing this to me.
00:53:23.000 I don't know him.
00:53:25.000 We still say I love you when saying goodbye.
00:53:28.000 Can you imagine writing that letter to a stranger?
00:53:31.000 Like, I listen to Anthony Cumia a lot, but he's a friend of mine.
00:53:35.000 But even if I didn't know him, the idea of me typing out, we still say I love you when saying goodbye.
00:53:43.000 However, she can be salvaged once I show her I actually mean business this time.
00:53:48.000 We have a mortgage together, which she no longer wants me on.
00:53:51.000 I'm on her side so far.
00:53:53.000 Paperwork is apparently in the mail.
00:53:55.000 In fear of losing your patience, I will cut to the chase.
00:53:58.000 I'll spare you with the details of my admiration for you because I know you don't care.
00:54:01.000 This guy has mentioned that he's against fluff now for about three paragraphs.
00:54:07.000 Which I can relate to.
00:54:08.000 As gay as it sounds, and I know it sounds super gay, we are kindred spirits.
00:54:11.000 No.
00:54:12.000 Any hizzle, let me come work for you.
00:54:14.000 I'll do it for free.
00:54:15.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:54:16.000 I'm in New York.
00:54:18.000 He's in California.
00:54:19.000 He has a three-year-old son that he's, what, just gonna abandon?
00:54:25.000 He's talking about how he means business this time, and his first thing to do on the agenda is to go to the other end of the continent, which is as far away as Britain is from New York City.
00:54:36.000 It's a six-hour plane ride.
00:54:39.000 You can use me as an example to your listeners that it's never too late to quit being a stereotypical money or shit for brains.
00:54:44.000 No, I think you just proved that right now.
00:54:46.000 Obviously, I have a son to support, so some money would be nice.
00:54:50.000 Dude, you have to go to a construction site and start lifting plywood and drywall, and you have to do it within a two-mile radius of your son, so you can see him as much as possible.
00:55:05.000 Ideally, every day.
00:55:09.000 I know your tutelage alone is payment enough.
00:55:11.000 Gross.
00:55:12.000 And I'm absolutely desperate to actually do something I enjoy.
00:55:16.000 Do something you enjoy?
00:55:17.000 Dude, you're in rehab for overindulging yourself.
00:55:21.000 Wow, this is the worst letter for sure.
00:55:24.000 I'm over the factory work.
00:55:26.000 Yeah, that's... Factory work sucks!
00:55:28.000 I want to go intern at the other end of the country while my wife raises my son.
00:55:32.000 She's a stupid bitch who thinks that I'm a loser that's not taking our relationship serious.
00:55:37.000 Boy, is she wrong, huh?
00:55:39.000 Come berate me.
00:55:40.000 Can you berate me on your show?
00:55:43.000 Jesus Lord, this is a spoiled brat.
00:55:47.000 I went three years at Indiana University but dropped out because I have zero foresight apparently.
00:55:52.000 I'm also a degenerate gambler who has been quite successful, at times obviously, sports betting.
00:55:58.000 Bullshit.
00:56:00.000 Would love to give your audience some insight especially since you're now sponsored by a betting site.
00:56:04.000 And of course he's referring to our sponsors at BetDSI.
00:56:08.000 He's not referring to our sponsors at BlueChew.
00:56:11.000 That's a totally different sponsor we have.
00:56:14.000 And BlueChew
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00:56:55.000 So they give you these pills.
00:56:57.000 All you have to do is pay the $5 shipping and then you have Bluetooth in your wallet.
00:57:01.000 Constantly.
00:57:02.000 Always.
00:57:03.000 Safely.
00:57:03.000 And you never have to worry.
00:57:04.000 Impotence.
00:57:05.000 You know how deafness is over?
00:57:08.000 If your kid's born deaf, he gets a cochlear implant, and boom.
00:57:11.000 The only bummer with being deaf now is you've got a little diode sticking out of the back of your skull that goes into your ear.
00:57:17.000 Not the best.
00:57:18.000 Grow your hair long.
00:57:18.000 Big deal.
00:57:19.000 And they talk normal.
00:57:20.000 They hear everything.
00:57:22.000 Not quite as good as us, I think.
00:57:23.000 I think it's a little garbled.
00:57:25.000 But deafness is over.
00:57:27.000 Impotence is over.
00:57:29.000 I don't mean permanent impotence.
00:57:31.000 I don't mean someone in a wheelchair.
00:57:32.000 I mean that unfortunate, maybe, I don't know, a couple times a year when you're a young man and you maybe overindulge in something and you're just not ready to rock.
00:57:41.000 Well, this means you're always ready to rock.
00:57:44.000 And having a reputation as someone who can't get it up, that just decimates a young man's entire life.
00:57:50.000 What are you doing?
00:57:51.000 What are those sounds?
00:57:53.000 I don't think those are me, sir.
00:57:54.000 I'm hearing doodly-dee?
00:57:56.000 I heard that too.
00:57:58.000 You don't think that's you?
00:57:59.000 No.
00:58:00.000 Well what the hell could it be?
00:58:02.000 Where'd you hear it from?
00:58:02.000 Because I heard it from this area.
00:58:09.000 So yes, go to bluechew.com and use the promo code GAVIN and you will get your own guaranteed emergency pill.
00:58:17.000 Which I don't know why you would say no to that.
00:58:20.000 You don't want to spend five bucks?
00:58:21.000 Okay.
00:58:22.000 Then you spend five bucks blowing the best day of your life because you were not prepared.
00:58:31.000 I cringe when you misuse sports terms.
00:58:33.000 Okay.
00:58:34.000 I cringe when you go to rehab, become a gambling addict, and abandon your child.
00:58:40.000 To the point where I'm almost embarrassed for you.
00:58:43.000 Guy in rehab is embarrassed for me.
00:58:45.000 I'll think about that next time I'm on my boat.
00:58:47.000 Heading to my beach house.
00:58:51.000 You sound like a woman.
00:58:52.000 Yes, gotcha.
00:58:53.000 You have rules for men and not sounding like an ignoramus about sports should be one of them.
00:58:57.000 Okay, we got it.
00:58:59.000 I grew up next door to our family-owned funeral home, which I also thought would make for a good father.
00:59:03.000 Why don't you work there, dude?
00:59:05.000 A funeral home is a license to print money.
00:59:08.000 And you're a degenerate gambler in rehab who's happy to abandon his son?
00:59:13.000 I am basically starting anew and I'm as hungry as your standard subject of a 600 pound life.
00:59:17.000 No, you're not.
00:59:18.000 I desperately want to keep my family together.
00:59:20.000 I still love her as she's labeled as such in my phone.
00:59:24.000 I know she still loves me too.
00:59:25.000 I guess you're not willing to hire me as an unpaid intern.
00:59:27.000 Then here are some questions.
00:59:28.000 How do I keep my family together?
00:59:30.000 Or should I just c'est la vie?
00:59:32.000 No, you should not give up on your fucking son.
00:59:35.000 I don't know about your relationship with your wife.
00:59:38.000 If I was her, I'd happily dump you.
00:59:41.000 But never give up on your children.
00:59:44.000 Should I really let her go and see if she comes back or fight my ass off?
00:59:47.000 Fight your ass off.
00:59:48.000 Is alcoholism a disease or simply a matter of will?
00:59:50.000 It's a matter of will.
00:59:52.000 I'm not reading these anymore.
00:59:53.000 Not at all?
00:59:56.000 No, no, I meant this letter.
00:59:57.000 I've agreed to a 60% share of the profit of the house since we bought it worth $20k more together.
01:00:02.000 Should I accept that even though I made the down payment and continue to pay the mortgage?
01:00:06.000 No, I would fight for that, too.
01:00:07.000 Why do I suck at adulting?
01:00:09.000 Because you're a fucking spoiled brat with no work ethic.
01:00:11.000 Have you seen Late Night?
01:00:12.000 Truly one of the few things that should ever have been aborted.
01:00:15.000 I'm sure you haven't, but I'd love to hear your takes on it.
01:00:18.000 It'd probably have to be a two-parter.
01:00:20.000 What is Late Night?
01:00:22.000 I don't know.
01:00:23.000 With Jimmy Fallon?
01:00:24.000 It's been hard, but I think I managed to single-space every sentence I did this set of amends for blah blah blah blah blah blah.
01:00:29.000 That was Alexander, we won't put his whole name out there, but Jesus Christ, what a fucking dork.
01:00:34.000 And, the good news is, he single-handedly saved our Worst Letters Ever episode.
01:00:42.000 Anyway, this is the week that my friends are headed to prison for absolutely fucking nothing, because it is fashion, and the prosecution is a lunatic, geriatric, antifa woman.
01:00:56.000 And there is no evidence, there is no crime, yet they're facing years in prison.
01:01:02.000 The DA's been to my house, asked me to rat them out.
01:01:05.000 I opted not to, because there's no ratting to do, and I don't trust the prosecution.
01:01:10.000 I don't understand why I'd give the prosecution artillery to take things out of context and hurt my friends.
01:01:16.000 And now they want to go through 700 hours of my show trying to find something to smear them with.
01:01:24.000 There is so much evidence out there that the Proud Boys are not a hate group.
01:01:29.000 Including Proud Boys themselves screaming it again and again on news shows.
01:01:34.000 Black.
01:01:35.000 Jewish.
01:01:35.000 Gay.
01:01:36.000 Again and again and again.
01:01:39.000 You know what?
01:01:39.000 It's much easier to make the case that I'm gay.
01:01:42.000 You could find pictures of me in drag, making gay jokes.
01:01:48.000 When you go through 700 hours or something, you can come up with pretty much anything.
01:01:52.000 But if you want to know how the person feels, why don't you ask them, listen to them.
01:01:56.000 I did come to ask you.
01:01:57.000 No, no, no.
01:01:57.000 You sent the prosecutor.
01:02:00.000 As Tucker Carlson says, he goes, I got an hour a night for years where you can hear what I have to say in context.
01:02:07.000 And what I have to say is incredibly tame for the most part.
01:02:12.000 And the beliefs from where I get radical, no one ever brings up.
01:02:18.000 For example, I think school is a waste of time.
01:02:21.000 I think grade school has become a giant daycare.
01:02:25.000 And I think university is a complete waste of money.
01:02:27.000 I think kids should be at kids camp their entire youth and then get a job whenever they want.
01:02:34.000 14, 15.
01:02:35.000 And up until then, we just teach them how to read.
01:02:38.000 We do that at home.
01:02:39.000 And if they're curious, they can get a book.
01:02:40.000 And if not, don't.
01:02:43.000 How's that?
01:02:43.000 That's a radical belief I have.
01:02:45.000 But no one has a problem with that because it's nothing to do with Trump.
01:02:49.000 So it doesn't help their own political ideology.
01:02:52.000 So they're not really worried about extremism.
01:02:55.000 They're worried about effective right-wing politics in case that gets their enemy Trump elected.
01:03:00.000 And why do they hate Trump?
01:03:02.000 Because he's draining the swamp.
01:03:04.000 Because he doesn't play by the rules.
01:03:06.000 That's why the left and the right hate him.
01:03:09.000 5% of the population of Washington DC voted for Trump because Republicans are scared of him too because he's getting them fired.
01:03:19.000 Like Steve Bannon said, do you think they'd go without a fight?
01:03:22.000 And they are fighting and they're throwing innocent people in prison for defending themselves.
01:03:29.000 So what do you do?
01:03:31.000 You fight.
01:03:32.000 Fighting solves everything.
01:03:34.000 Thanks to Coach Ryan and Champs Boxing Gym for reminding me that you have to keep fighting no matter what and it's up to you how much you get hit.
01:03:45.000 Get fired.
01:03:46.000 Be brave.
01:03:49.000 Get in trouble and never stop fighting.