Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - FROM THE MAILBAG 2

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:24.000 What happened there?

00:00:25.000 Why'd you pause it?

00:00:27.000 I did not pause it, but it sounds different because I hit off the...

00:00:32.000 Usually you're walking in frame and you have to hit the whatever.

00:00:36.000 Uh-huh.

00:00:36.000 But let me show you all.

00:00:38.000 So this is the straight.

00:00:41.000 Cool.

00:00:42.000 Oh, you can't really see it, but the soundboard, there's a series of events to do the intro music.

00:00:48.000 I'm just breaking your balls.

00:00:49.000 Welcome back to From the Mailbag.

00:00:51.000 We're here with our guest, Maddie Odell, co-host, actually.

00:00:55.000 Gavin.

00:00:56.000 Ryan, always a pleasure.

00:00:57.000 Hello.

00:00:57.000 Subscribers.

00:01:00.000 Let's begin From the Mailbag.

00:01:03.000 Cue graphics.

00:01:06.000 And shall we just dive right into it?

00:01:09.000 What do you think?

00:01:10.000 Sure.

00:01:11.000 Dive alive.

00:01:14.000 This is from Josh A. Gavin and Butt Pirate Ryan.

00:01:18.000 Parlor is working better now.

00:01:19.000 You should post more.

00:01:20.000 P.S. Like it or not, pro wrestling in the past has been a major part of American culture, but it's been super gay the past few years.

00:01:28.000 Any ideas how it could improve?

00:01:31.000 I don't like pro wrestling, and I'm baffled at how many of my friends that I respect and hang out with love it.

00:01:41.000 My gym, let me just...

00:01:44.000 First part of your thing, let's try Parlor.

00:01:46.000 Because I was having a lot of trouble with that fucking app.

00:01:49.000 Oh, see, it wants me to log in again.

00:01:52.000 Dude, Attitude Era, I think you would like.

00:01:55.000 If the Budweiser was a TV show, it would be WFROS.

00:02:04.000 It's for children.

00:02:05.000 I think it's awesome for nine-year-olds.

00:02:08.000 But my buddy Tommy at the gym worships the ground they walk on, knows all their names.

00:02:14.000 He probably knows this fight.

00:02:17.000 And then my trainer, the guy that I work out with twice a week, his whole workout area is the warrior.

00:02:25.000 The ultimate warrior.

00:02:26.000 The ultimate warrior.

00:02:29.000 He would like Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:02:31.000 He smashes beers and drinks them.

00:02:33.000 No, shithead.

00:02:35.000 It's all gay.

00:02:37.000 I don't mean gay like homo.

00:02:38.000 I mean like embarrassing.

00:02:40.000 I can see the argument for it being gay homo.

00:02:43.000 I don't even care about that.

00:02:44.000 Gays don't bother me.

00:02:46.000 Like musicals are gay.

00:02:47.000 I don't hate musicals because they're gay.

00:02:49.000 I hate musicals because they're boring.

00:02:51.000 And the songs suck.

00:02:52.000 Because some guy had to make up 42 songs in a year.

00:02:56.000 That's not a good songwriter.

00:02:59.000 So when you watch this, do you go, uh-oh, that guy's mad at that guy?

00:03:04.000 Yeah, you're scared that your guy will lose.

00:03:07.000 But it's preordained.

00:03:08.000 Yeah, but you don't know the ordainedness.

00:03:11.000 You're still in the dark.

00:03:12.000 Well, this sucks.

00:03:12.000 John Cena.

00:03:14.000 It's quiet for him.

00:03:16.000 So you like some of the guys, but not the other guys.

00:03:19.000 Like, I'm grown up now.

00:03:21.000 Okay.

00:03:21.000 That was 14 years old.

00:03:22.000 I think it's awesome for eight-year-olds.

00:03:24.000 I think it's cool.

00:03:26.000 I like eight-year-olds watching it because it's tough and they're fighting and it's, yeah, that's awesome.

00:03:32.000 A lot of rough boys.

00:03:35.000 But, you know, you get to be a grown man and you watch real fights.

00:03:38.000 And I notice even the adults, like the 40-something guys who still watch it, they're still pissy about the it's fake thing.

00:03:45.000 Yeah, you don't want to bring that up.

00:03:48.000 Why not?

00:03:49.000 Do they not know that?

00:03:52.000 Is it an insult to them?

00:04:04.000 The mullets, the amount of mullets here, it's just...

00:04:09.000 He's out of the ring.

00:04:16.000 To do what?

00:04:17.000 You sith.

00:04:18.000 You thump your Bible and you say your prayers and it didn't get you anywhere.

00:04:25.000 Talk about yourself.

00:04:26.000 I mean, it's just pathetic.

00:04:27.000 It's like it's so popular for kids.

00:04:30.000 Yeah, I mean, I guess I'll get back on parlor if it's working better now.

00:04:33.000 A bunch of videos wouldn't upload and stuff, and now I have to go log again.

00:04:36.000 It's like that beer buddy we were trying to make work the other day.

00:04:39.000 It shouldn't be a chore.

00:04:41.000 If you have to spend more than two minutes setting it up, and then after we set it up, we couldn't figure out how to announce it.

00:04:50.000 You're at the bar.

00:04:51.000 The only way it's, you have to understand, this needs to be better than texting.

00:04:55.000 So from my ass, without me touching anything, it should go boodleop.

00:05:01.000 Gavin's at bar flies.

00:05:04.000 Boodle loop.

00:05:05.000 I'll announce it to Maddie.

00:05:07.000 I shouldn't even know.

00:05:08.000 If I have to take out my phone, get into Beer Buddy, select beer, select location, select guy, select, how is that faster than texting?

00:05:18.000 So that can suck a dick.

00:05:22.000 Definitely not user-friendly.

00:05:24.000 No.

00:05:25.000 That's disappointing.

00:05:29.000 Aziz Ansari and the Muslim struggle.

00:05:34.000 Yo, Gav and Ryan, on yesterday's show, you talked about liberals defending Muslims after they commit atrocities in the name of Islam.

00:05:39.000 In this clip, Norm McDonald, in this clip from Norm McDonald Live, this crazy liberal quote-unquote comedian goes off on exactly what you spoke about and goes on to compare ISIS attacks to Timothy McVeigh as a Christian attack.

00:05:53.000 Okay, first of all, Timothy McVeigh was an atheist, but let's say he was a Christian.

00:05:59.000 I'll take it.

00:06:01.000 That's Christian terrorism and there's Muslim terrorism.

00:06:04.000 How much of each is there?

00:06:08.000 Like, Jesus Christ, there's this site, I think it's called, it's not Jihad Watch, but they list every terror attack, every Muslim terror attack in the world, and it's said like a daily basis.

00:06:21.000 I mean, right now, they're murdering how many Christians a day in the Middle East?

00:06:25.000 I think it's 160.

00:06:28.000 So I'm happy to acknowledge Christian terrorism, but now you're opening the Pandora's box of the numbers, and you guys aren't going to do very well.

00:06:36.000 Norm later goes on to mock her openly on the show with an obvious bit, and she completely agrees with his sarcasm.

00:06:41.000 The clip starts at 2:23.

00:06:46.000 I can't say my friend's name, but he said his biggest fear is that ISIS or some terrorist group like that would get a hold of a dirty bomb and explode it over a major city within the United States and kill tens of millions of people.

00:07:12.000 Oh, a dirty bomb could destroy Manhattan forever.

00:07:15.000 That's a valid fear.

00:07:17.000 Against innocent Muslims would be absolutely terrible.

00:07:23.000 Yeah, that's rude.

00:07:24.000 That's true.

00:07:25.000 All right, let's do some jokes.

00:07:29.000 Was this Margaret Cho?

00:07:32.000 Looks like it, right?

00:07:34.000 That's rude.

00:07:35.000 Muslims would be absolutely terrible.

00:07:37.000 Why are you going backwards?

00:07:38.000 To see if that's Margaret Cho.

00:07:40.000 Well, we're going to see more for 10 minutes.

00:07:41.000 No, that's the end of this.

00:07:42.000 That's the whole thing?

00:07:43.000 Yeah.

00:07:43.000 Oh, what a shitty letter.

00:07:48.000 The first few haven't been screened, I should warn you.

00:07:51.000 Cool tune.

00:07:52.000 I just found this out and it's pretty cool.

00:07:54.000 I bet it's going to suck.

00:07:56.000 Let's see.

00:07:56.000 Hiro the Hero Bullet.

00:08:00.000 Okay, we've got to wait through a whole fucking ad.

00:08:08.000 Pretty cool so far.

00:08:10.000 Not hating it.

00:08:11.000 It slaps.

00:08:29.000 Yeah, or Rage Against the Machine, but Rapier.

00:08:43.000 I hate when I'm enjoying these songs, man, they talk about dead cops.

00:08:56.000 Hey, Captain Comover, and still not cool, Ryan.

00:08:59.000 Our most revered physics expert who can't figure out how to put his luggage in the overhead bin.

00:09:04.000 We're not sure when you're going to be watching this.

00:09:05.000 This is a pre-tape to make sure that you don't complain about lack of content when I'm away.

00:09:11.000 They're referring to the Dharman episode where there was a retard, black retard on a plane, who sits next to a juke, and the juk doesn't realize that the guy is a physicist, which makes no sense.

00:09:26.000 And as someone else pointed out, if there was a black retard who was America's top physicist, he would be the most gigantic celebrity in America.

00:09:37.000 There'd be flags for him.

00:09:38.000 There'd be parades for him.

00:09:40.000 Neil deGrasse Tyson was a mediocre astrophysicist who had like a 50th of the published papers of most prominent astrophysicists, yet he had 10 million followers or does.

00:09:51.000 And every other astrophysicist is like 872.

00:09:56.000 And that's Neil deGrasse Tyson, who's not even retarded.

00:09:58.000 So if this guy existed, he'd be a fucking rock star.

00:10:01.000 Do you know the episode we're talking about?

00:10:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:10:05.000 He says it can't fit, and the guy says, well, you're not smart enough.

00:10:09.000 It's not rocket science.

00:10:10.000 Yeah.

00:10:11.000 He's one of the cast members on Born This Way.

00:10:14.000 I present to you, Mr. John Tucker.

00:10:18.000 My name is Kaylee, and I am with one of the stars from Born This Way, John Tucker.

00:10:24.000 Yes.

00:10:24.000 So John Tucker.

00:10:26.000 So do you keep your swag together or is this casual for you?

00:10:32.000 It's casual.

00:10:33.000 It's casual.

00:10:35.000 It's quiet.

00:10:36.000 Like everything I wear is casual.

00:10:38.000 So yeah.

00:10:40.000 Oh, he got it wrong.

00:10:42.000 Let me ask you this question.

00:10:43.000 Do you see yourself?

00:10:46.000 So she says, is this big a reunion or is this just a casual thing?

00:10:49.000 He says, everything I wear is casual.

00:10:52.000 Now, does she understand that he fucked up and she's moving on?

00:10:56.000 Probably.

00:10:57.000 Or does she even know?

00:10:58.000 Well, they're not great at interviews.

00:11:00.000 She succeeded at asking a question and getting an answer, so I think that feels good.

00:11:05.000 You're just like, I'm not sure she understands what goes on.

00:11:07.000 Because remember, How's Your News?

00:11:10.000 They would interview people on the street and had quite a bit of trouble with it.

00:11:13.000 It's not easy doing interviews.

00:11:15.000 What's her next question?

00:11:17.000 As a leader, do anything?

00:11:19.000 Yes.

00:11:20.000 I see myself, I see the leader of my TV store born this way, you know, because they always want to get...

00:11:30.000 I guess they always want to get some good advice from a person that knows everything.

00:11:35.000 So they always come on to me for some advice.

00:11:38.000 And I do give good advice.

00:11:43.000 The music is kind of demeaning.

00:11:44.000 It's like this is inspirational.

00:11:46.000 It's like they're just having an interview.

00:11:47.000 Let him fucking have.

00:11:48.000 You notice his ego too?

00:11:49.000 People come to me and see me as a leader because I know everything.

00:11:52.000 Damn.

00:11:53.000 He was playing himself.

00:11:54.000 That's pretty good advice.

00:11:56.000 That's a sign of a low IQ is extreme confidence.

00:11:59.000 I think God gives you that so you're not miserable.

00:12:04.000 And I know you just...

00:12:05.000 You just did Where Black Girl song, right?

00:12:09.000 I did.

00:12:10.000 That was on my second album.

00:12:12.000 Where Bite Girl song, right?

00:12:14.000 White Girl song?

00:12:16.000 Oh, he's got album.

00:12:17.000 He's got music.

00:12:18.000 We have to hear the music now.

00:12:19.000 I used to hang out with some of the special people at How's Your News, and I became friends with Sue.

00:12:25.000 Forget her last name.

00:12:26.000 And she'd call me every major holiday, and we'd speak briefly.

00:12:30.000 And then I went to see them do a thing at some art gallery in the West Village, and Amy Sederis was in the lineup.

00:12:40.000 Paul Danello, I think.

00:12:42.000 Lots of famous people were waiting to talk to her.

00:12:44.000 So I had to wait in line to see my friend.

00:12:47.000 And I finally get there and I go, wow, Susan, you're a big deal.

00:12:52.000 All these celebrities, everyone's lining up to talk to you.

00:12:55.000 I had to line up to say hi to you.

00:12:56.000 And she goes, yeah, and you'll do it again when we do the next set.

00:13:02.000 And then I always thought, I don't like this retard anymore.

00:13:05.000 She's an arrogant bitch.

00:13:07.000 She would still be arrogant.

00:13:08.000 That was the end of our friendship.

00:13:10.000 Yeah, I don't care if your special needs.

00:13:11.000 If you're a dick to me, we're done.

00:13:14.000 You don't get a handicap for you?

00:13:20.000 Because, you know, there's another side, the Republicans, they want to get elected too.

00:13:24.000 Oh, I know, but right now I'm just thinking.

00:13:27.000 I think you meant to say if they get elected.

00:13:29.000 Right, if and when.

00:13:30.000 Well, you've just said when.

00:13:32.000 You don't know for sure they're going to get elected.

00:13:34.000 But I'm saying if.

00:13:35.000 I meant to say if and when I say if they get elected.

00:13:39.000 Because there's Republicans.

00:13:41.000 They're not known for interface skills.

00:13:43.000 That's true.

00:13:44.000 Yeah.

00:13:45.000 So what's the question again?

00:13:47.000 But if and when Carrie Edwards get elected, what would you like to see me?

00:13:52.000 Yeah, right?

00:13:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:54.000 You don't really need to nail her on her grammar.

00:13:56.000 Yeah.

00:13:56.000 Fuck this, yeah.

00:13:58.000 Wolf Witzer, White House correspondent.

00:14:00.000 He is Trevor.

00:14:01.000 Witzer can't get cornered by special needs people.

00:14:05.000 He plays hardball.

00:14:06.000 Wolf demolishes interviewer.

00:14:09.000 What's her name?

00:14:10.000 Susan Sue Harrington.

00:14:12.000 Sue Harrington.

00:14:13.000 Yeah, she had a lot of flair to her, too.

00:14:15.000 Like that story I just told, she probably said, like, you bet your bottom dollar, Buster, and you're going to be lining up to talk to me again.

00:14:25.000 But he didn't put kids' gloves.

00:14:28.000 He didn't, you know, he was your mother when she was a cunt.

00:14:31.000 Right.

00:14:32.000 Whatever.

00:14:35.000 Equality.

00:14:37.000 This is way down the line.

00:14:39.000 I've just absolved the viewers of like 50 shitty letters.

00:14:43.000 If you star these, this would be massively easy for me to find.

00:14:46.000 These are all just as a red flag.

00:14:48.000 Okay.

00:14:48.000 So it's just going to be a star on yours.

00:14:50.000 Follow up from what you said about types of equality yesterday.

00:14:53.000 I see it as there are three types of equality.

00:14:56.000 Two are bad, one is good.

00:14:58.000 All right, this guy's been doing some thinking, smoking some Mary Jane, I assume.

00:15:04.000 One, and this one's bad.

00:15:06.000 It's called equal outcome, where everyone, I assume, makes $35,000 a year.

00:15:12.000 Two, equal opportunity.

00:15:15.000 He calls this one bad too.

00:15:16.000 Equal opportunity, an example.

00:15:18.000 Some people, me, have an IQ of 140.

00:15:21.000 Wow, he's very confident here.

00:15:23.000 About the same number of people have an IQ of 55.

00:15:27.000 Those two groups of people will never have the same opportunity.

00:15:31.000 There is no amount of regulation and social engineering that will give them equal opportunity.

00:15:36.000 Oh, I see what he's saying.

00:15:38.000 So equal outcome is everyone in America makes 35 grand a year.

00:15:44.000 Equal opportunity is every single person in the country gets to try being a CEO of a major data science company.

00:15:58.000 There's only so many people that could even handle that job for a day.

00:16:03.000 Right?

00:16:04.000 Three, and this one's good.

00:16:07.000 Equal standing before the law.

00:16:09.000 An example, a group of Antifa people get violent, they should be punished, the same as a group of right-wingers who get violent.

00:16:15.000 And then Mr. Genius says, say it one more time, equal standing before the law.

00:16:20.000 Yeah, dude, that's a wonderful little assessment you just did.

00:16:23.000 That's called not lefts.

00:16:25.000 That's called conservative politics.

00:16:27.000 That's what Pat Buchanan has been asking for for his entire life.

00:16:32.000 This is what we've all been asking for.

00:16:35.000 Equal standing before the law.

00:16:38.000 But what about the schools, the schools in the impoverished neighborhoods?

00:16:42.000 Yeah, my dad went to, worked in this, lived in the slums of Glasgow.

00:16:46.000 He's smart, so he got out.

00:16:48.000 His brothers weren't smart, so they ended up not getting out.

00:16:54.000 This is from a black woman, I believe.

00:16:56.000 Gavin Rye, throughout the pandemic, I didn't really take any precautions, just live my life as normal as possible.

00:17:01.000 And I work at a restaurant in LA where I'm touching plates, use silverware, and talking to people all day.

00:17:06.000 I took a COVID antibody test, and I did not have the antibodies.

00:17:09.000 That means I never got COVID, despite all of that.

00:17:12.000 I hate that the vaccines are being pushed so hard.

00:17:15.000 My fiancé is being forced to get the vaccine in order to be admitted to law school.

00:17:20.000 Isn't that hilarious?

00:17:21.000 In order to learn about the law, he's having his personal human rights violated.

00:17:26.000 Yeah.

00:17:28.000 We see the kind of lessons he's going to be taught.

00:17:31.000 He should hire a lawyer.

00:17:34.000 These are law schools today where you don't have to take rape law, the classes on rape, because it might be too traumatizing for you.

00:17:43.000 He worked so hard for so long to get in and didn't want it to be all for nothing.

00:17:47.000 He scored in the top 2% on the law school admissions test and feels that being a lawyer is his calling.

00:17:51.000 What would you do in this situation?

00:17:54.000 This will probably make our viewers very angry because we seem to be a very anti-vax show, but I would just fucking do it.

00:18:04.000 What the hell?

00:18:05.000 You got it, right, Maddie?

00:18:06.000 Yeah, I did.

00:18:07.000 Well, I have underlying medical conditions.

00:18:10.000 I mean, I know people who don't get it.

00:18:13.000 My kids and my wife got it.

00:18:15.000 They wanted to visit their in-laws who were sick.

00:18:19.000 And my in-laws is, my father-in-law is a scientist.

00:18:23.000 And he said, you can't come here without the COVID vaccine.

00:18:26.000 And I let them get it.

00:18:29.000 I'm not getting it.

00:18:31.000 But I'm not getting it.

00:18:32.000 It's not some massive political hill I'm standing on.

00:18:37.000 I'm just like, I don't feel like I'm at risk.

00:18:39.000 And it's not my cup of tea.

00:18:41.000 I don't think it has microchips.

00:18:43.000 I think there's a risk in getting it.

00:18:44.000 I think that's not very big.

00:18:46.000 But it's not my cup of tea.

00:18:48.000 So you might as well just do it.

00:18:49.000 Fuck.

00:18:50.000 You're not going to die.

00:18:51.000 Ooh, I can just smell the anger from our subscribers now.

00:18:55.000 Dude, check this out.

00:18:57.000 I keep getting these letters.

00:18:58.000 Your wife and kids are going to die.

00:19:00.000 It's not a nice thing to tell people, even if you believe it to be true.

00:19:04.000 Yeah.

00:19:04.000 What am I supposed to do now?

00:19:06.000 They're already taking it.

00:19:07.000 That's a quick way to not like somebody if they say that sentence.

00:19:10.000 Why did Gavin say on an episode a while back that he would never move to St. Louis?

00:19:15.000 Because it is full of wiggers.

00:19:17.000 I've lived here most of my life in the metro area of St. Louis.

00:19:20.000 Jesus H. Christ.

00:19:22.000 The metro area of St. Louis.

00:19:24.000 You know, I have another relative who's a surgeon, and he said he wants to Go, he wants to deal with the worst possible things.

00:19:35.000 Like a baby that got his eyelids cut off.

00:19:39.000 Like, I want the biggest challenges, someone with rebar through their neck, gang shootings.

00:19:43.000 And they go, oh, St. Louis.

00:19:45.000 The ER in St. Louis will give most people nightmares.

00:19:49.000 He's like, great.

00:19:50.000 That's where he cut his chops because there was so much gang violence.

00:19:54.000 There was always cool stuff to stitch up.

00:19:57.000 I don't get that job, by the way.

00:20:00.000 Isn't that weird?

00:20:01.000 You know, in the 1800s, surgeons were considered losers because they did gross shit.

00:20:07.000 It was a dirty job.

00:20:09.000 Yeah.

00:20:10.000 So does he have the magic sprinkles as a surgeon?

00:20:14.000 He does.

00:20:14.000 There you go.

00:20:16.000 God's will.

00:20:17.000 Like the guy at my gym, Jalapeno.

00:20:20.000 Did I tell you about him?

00:20:21.000 No?

00:20:22.000 He walks like this with his hand always in his right pocket, but he's magic.

00:20:31.000 He came here illegally from Mexico, probably like 30 years ago.

00:20:35.000 And they were all jumping over this giant fence.

00:20:38.000 One of the guys landed, shattered his ankle.

00:20:41.000 He said, go ahead.

00:20:42.000 He spoke English for some reason.

00:20:44.000 Go ahead, I say, you guys, stay here, man.

00:20:46.000 And Jalapeno goes, no, I'm going to fix you.

00:20:50.000 No, he didn't say that.

00:20:51.000 He said, no, I'm going to try and fix you.

00:20:53.000 He didn't know he was magic at the time.

00:20:54.000 He gets into the ankle.

00:20:57.000 He's walking like this.

00:21:00.000 And they go, jalapeno, you're magic.

00:21:03.000 And he goes, holy shit, man.

00:21:05.000 So to this day, he travels all over the country fixing his fellow Mexicans.

00:21:12.000 Holy shit.

00:21:14.000 Medicine man of Mexico.

00:21:16.000 He's a medicine man.

00:21:17.000 And he just, he doesn't use anything.

00:21:19.000 The verde mayo.

00:21:21.000 He just like touches them and does something and they're cured.

00:21:25.000 Now, I don't know why he doesn't do it on his own leg.

00:21:29.000 That would be serfish.

00:21:31.000 But there's no humor about it when they tell this story.

00:21:34.000 It sounds very serious.

00:21:36.000 He broke his leg.

00:21:36.000 It sounds very humorous.

00:21:38.000 Oh, okay.

00:21:39.000 We got you.

00:21:40.000 I've not had any experience with wiggers.

00:21:42.000 I've dealt with retard rednecks and left-wing lunatics, but not many Wiggers.

00:21:48.000 Well, that was not my experience.

00:21:50.000 I went to a big sort of outdoor party thing by the giant Lewis and Clark arch, and it was just nothing but Eminem dudes with do-rags on and low-slung jeans.

00:22:03.000 Yeah, I only stopped at St. Louis once to get gas and grab a bite to eat, like riding across country, and it was, you know, pretty sketchy.

00:22:13.000 Yeah.

00:22:15.000 It's gang warfare hell.

00:22:19.000 Also, some gratitude for you, guys.

00:22:21.000 Censored TV is the best hundred bucks I spent this year.

00:22:23.000 Thanks for the entertainment.

00:22:24.000 Bunnies and rainbow-colored farts.

00:22:26.000 Tim, my wife wants me to dress like you, and I'm not doing it.

00:22:30.000 Well, I'm wearing a t-shirt today, sir.

00:22:32.000 Oh, they probably got a lot of juggalos over there, too.

00:22:35.000 Yeah, I see it as a very juggalo-y place.

00:22:37.000 Actually, where's St. Louis again?

00:22:40.000 Missouri.

00:22:41.000 Missouri?

00:22:44.000 What is that, a wigger chart?

00:22:46.000 Close.

00:22:48.000 Let's see.

00:22:49.000 It's juggalos versus polar bears.

00:22:51.000 Okay, a few more polar bears.

00:22:52.000 What are polar bears?

00:22:52.000 Mostly juggalos is like, we're looking for blue.

00:22:54.000 Blue equals more.

00:22:56.000 What is a polar bear?

00:23:00.000 Polar bear.

00:23:00.000 Collecting all geotechnologies.

00:23:02.000 I've never heard of a polar bear.

00:23:04.000 Okay.

00:23:05.000 In fact, there are more juggalos on Earth right now than there are polar bears.

00:23:08.000 Okay.

00:23:09.000 Oh, actually, a choke chart.

00:23:11.000 Yep.

00:23:12.000 Yeah.

00:23:13.000 Go back up.

00:23:14.000 There's David Cross being funny.

00:23:19.000 I've never tried a Dave Cross impression.

00:23:22.000 I like making fun of juggalos.

00:23:25.000 It's poor, white trash who have single moms, and it's such the bourgeois, middle-class, liberal, white thing to do.

00:23:36.000 Jim Goat has written a lot about that.

00:23:39.000 Dear Green Hornet and Cato, Gavin, stop reliving your past.

00:23:44.000 Music about girls in relationships are gay.

00:23:48.000 I think you mean is gay.

00:23:49.000 Grow the fuck up.

00:23:50.000 Shit is getting real in the world.

00:23:52.000 Read the book of Revelation.

00:23:54.000 P.S. Face-to-Face is awesome.

00:23:56.000 You're dumb.

00:23:58.000 That was a lot of hurting me today.

00:24:01.000 Too much of indecence.

00:24:02.000 You have hurt me today.

00:24:07.000 Hey guys, I got into metal detecting a year ago.

00:24:09.000 It's an awesome hobby.

00:24:12.000 Every time I see those guys, I just think, how much money are you going to find and how much was your metal detector?

00:24:18.000 It's an awesome hobby to teach kids nowadays.

00:24:20.000 It teaches kids patience.

00:24:21.000 They get out in nature.

00:24:22.000 They learn history.

00:24:23.000 It's awesome to find stuff that the evil colonists dropped when our country was first getting started.

00:24:28.000 I live in Connecticut, so there's a lot of history.

00:24:30.000 Anywhere in New England is good, though.

00:24:32.000 So this is just a suggestion for any viewers that might be looking for something to do with their kids or just by themselves.

00:24:38.000 What do we think of that, Maddie?

00:24:41.000 I did it once when I was a child.

00:24:44.000 Was it boring?

00:24:46.000 I didn't find anything of any significance, so it didn't last too long.

00:24:51.000 I've attached some pics of the best finds I had from last year.

00:24:55.000 So over the course of a year, you find three fucking coins.

00:25:01.000 And they are a silver half rail from 1753.

00:25:07.000 Oh, you should.

00:25:08.000 Okay.

00:25:09.000 A Connecticut copper from 1788.

00:25:13.000 This is the Connecticut.

00:25:14.000 Before we had government-issued currency.

00:25:17.000 And an 1875 seated quarter.

00:25:22.000 I don't know.

00:25:23.000 Sorry, that's a no.

00:25:24.000 This one's pretty cool, though.

00:25:25.000 That first one?

00:25:26.000 No, it's not.

00:25:26.000 It's boring and stupid and gay.

00:25:30.000 Dear Gavin and Rye guy, more Norm McDonald-ness.

00:25:34.000 Isn't it funny how he's a Scottish Canadian and our viewers keep referencing him?

00:25:39.000 Maybe it's genetic.

00:25:40.000 And Maddie's Scottish.

00:25:43.000 Yep.

00:25:44.000 We keep getting pulled back to the mix.

00:25:46.000 Regarding that Darman airplane video you showed on Friday, I think the most realistic part of the video...

00:25:51.000 Oh yeah, this was the guy who said they would have been famous.

00:25:54.000 Also, here's a Norm McDonald video drop, both at 1057 and 1504.

00:26:00.000 You know, remember that whole controversy where he said he was gay and we couldn't tell if he was kidding or not?

00:26:05.000 I get a weird vibe from him and his not-funny sidekick, who's handsome and young.

00:26:11.000 Like Jackie Chan, who's not married, has this protege that he's been training for like 30 years.

00:26:20.000 And the guy's a young hunk.

00:26:21.000 He's a rough boy.

00:26:24.000 So I'm smelling some faggotry.

00:26:27.000 Captain Bennett.

00:26:28.000 Uh-oh.

00:26:30.000 Yeah, Adam Egret.

00:26:32.000 Adam Egret.

00:26:34.000 Hey, what the fuck?

00:26:36.000 Birds Aren't Real is a meme.

00:26:37.000 We covered that.

00:26:39.000 Here's one.

00:26:40.000 Do you play video games, Maddie?

00:26:42.000 No.

00:26:43.000 Unfortunately, no.

00:26:44.000 Gavin and Most Honorable Father to Be, I've been listening to your latest shows.

00:26:47.000 I believe your theory that keeps coming up about excessive video gameplay and feeling trans may have some merit.

00:26:54.000 I'm a guy, I'm in my 30s now, but when I was probably seven and well into my teens, I played video games constantly.

00:27:02.000 Now I play with my son maybe an hour a week.

00:27:05.000 There were and still are loads of games, usually fighting games that you probably heard of, like Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter.

00:27:10.000 Yes, we've got Street Fighter right there, that had superbly animated ladies you could play as.

00:27:15.000 I don't play those types of games anymore, but I can only imagine what the current state of graphics are like with these animated ladies.

00:27:22.000 Yeah, look up the latest Chun Lu in Street Fighter.

00:27:27.000 I think we're up to like six.

00:27:29.000 It's Chun Li, right?

00:27:31.000 Yeah.

00:27:32.000 Now remember what we learned about the trans thing.

00:27:35.000 It's not I'm a lady.

00:27:37.000 It's I'm a heterosexual man who loves ladies so much, I'm putting them on me.

00:27:43.000 Like smelling panties.

00:27:45.000 So you start from smelling panties and then you put the panties on.

00:27:48.000 You start smelling the socks or whatever and then you put the socks on.

00:27:52.000 Then you start saying I'm a lady.

00:27:54.000 So it's way sicker than just I'm a lady.

00:27:57.000 They're basically like put the lotion in the basket.

00:28:00.000 Like they want to cut off women's skin and put it on them and be like, like they have a boner when they do this.

00:28:07.000 So it's like, it's not I'm a lady.

00:28:09.000 It's like I have lady all over me.

00:28:12.000 La la la.

00:28:14.000 I have the lipstick.

00:28:16.000 I'm touching my tits that are lady tits.

00:28:19.000 But they're still like a weird psycho male that's possessed a woman.

00:28:24.000 Because it's the ultimate lay to be inside her body.

00:28:28.000 That's not just your dick, but your whole body's inside her body.

00:28:30.000 Put the lotion in the basket.

00:28:33.000 All right, so she looks pretty hot.

00:28:36.000 Here's the embarrassing part I think adds weight to your theory.

00:28:39.000 I recall around maybe age 14 or 15 playing some of these games for hours on end and at times feeling almost like I wanted to be one of these women, wanting to look like them and move like them.

00:28:50.000 I'd play as the women for gameplay reasons, like harder to hit and all that bullshit, but I really just got hard from looking at them, if I'm being honest.

00:29:00.000 Fucking weird, I know.

00:29:01.000 But what you've been saying lately struck a chord and dredged up, dragged up.

00:29:06.000 I think he means dredged up.

00:29:09.000 Some memories of that.

00:29:11.000 It's anecdotal, and of course, this probably isn't the only source of this trend today, but I personally think you're onto something.

00:29:16.000 And then he goes, you know how I didn't end up being a nut job trans and ended up being a father with a phenomenal wife today?

00:29:22.000 I had a great dad who looked out for me, made me do hard shit when the time called for it, who I appreciate still and just got drunk with last night and talked for hours with.

00:29:32.000 He is a supreme example.

00:29:33.000 This never got out of hand, but rest assured, he would have stamped it out if he did.

00:29:38.000 We need good fathers more than ever.

00:29:39.000 Fuck him.

00:29:40.000 Wheezing.

00:29:43.000 That reminds me of another guy who sent us a video about his dad.

00:29:49.000 And it was a pretty cool thingamedoodle.

00:29:54.000 Yeah, here we go.

00:29:57.000 So this is called, it's from July 13th.

00:30:00.000 It's an oldie, but a goodie.

00:30:02.000 Vanity Fair article at my father's passing.

00:30:07.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:30:08.000 Vanity Fair article sucked.

00:30:09.000 He was talking about himself the whole time.

00:30:15.000 As if he were an 80-year-old man looking back on the great successes of his super interesting life.

00:30:19.000 He's talking about the author, when in reality, the only interesting thing about him is he's around to ride the coattails of someone truly interesting, blah, blah, blah.

00:30:26.000 This is where it gets good.

00:30:27.000 My dad passed away super suddenly at our Memorial Day barbecue.

00:30:31.000 He was truly an exceptional human being and sadly one of the last of a dying breed.

00:30:36.000 He thrived in the 80s, starting a beautiful family.

00:30:41.000 What kind of bike is that, Maddie?

00:30:44.000 That is a shovelhead.

00:30:49.000 That's probably anywhere between 72 and 1980.

00:30:56.000 Harley Davison.

00:30:57.000 He started a beautiful family, working his ass off, and yes, wearing short shorts.

00:31:01.000 I just thought you might be interested because you always talk about how MAGA means us getting back to the 80s in America.

00:31:06.000 I'm only 24.

00:31:07.000 My mom passed away when I was four, so he's the only parent I ever really knew.

00:31:11.000 The only thing that brings me peace is knowing he got to live his youth during America's golden age and that we partied, danced, and told each other we loved each other until the day he passed.

00:31:22.000 Definitely the most traumatic shit I've ever been through, though.

00:31:24.000 We always hear that people can die any second, but having it actually happen to the person you love most in the world right in front of you fucks you up on another level.

00:31:34.000 I know you and I don't know each other and you might not care very much, but he lived an amazing, interesting life and I promise it's worth reading about.

00:31:40.000 He found a smoke show to call his wife, learned a trade and worked his ass off, started a beautiful family and was a rock to all four of his kids for as long as he lived.

00:31:49.000 Basically lived the American dream.

00:31:51.000 This guy's a little too verbose.

00:31:53.000 Anyway, you should show pics of him after John and Max.

00:31:56.000 Yeah, what a cool dude.

00:31:58.000 Yeah, he was doing it.

00:31:59.000 Is that the shovelhead?

00:32:00.000 Yeah, that's the shovelhead.

00:32:02.000 What does shovelhead mean?

00:32:03.000 What's that come from?

00:32:03.000 That's the type of, like, Harley's would refer to as by the types of mode.

00:32:07.000 You have panhead, shovelhead, knucklehead, flathead, blockhead.

00:32:12.000 I see.

00:32:14.000 He looks like an awesome dude.

00:32:17.000 Minus the flip-flops.

00:32:20.000 And look how hot the wife was.

00:32:21.000 Holy shit, she was only a mom for four years?

00:32:26.000 What the hell happened to her, do you think?

00:32:30.000 Here, I got an idea.

00:32:32.000 I'll email him back and say, How'd your mom die?

00:32:35.000 And maybe by the time we're done the show.

00:32:39.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:32:40.000 It's worth a shot.

00:32:44.000 His obituary is here.

00:32:46.000 It was funny, he referred to his mom as a smokeshow.

00:32:49.000 Well, it might be a woman, actually.

00:32:51.000 Arbella?

00:32:52.000 Oh, maybe.

00:32:53.000 That sounds kind of like a chick's name.

00:32:55.000 Smoke show of a wife.

00:32:58.000 Learn to trade more cards.

00:33:00.000 Yeah, it's a girl's name.

00:33:07.000 Okay, let's get back to the task at hand.

00:33:14.000 Educating children.

00:33:15.000 Listen, you talk about educating children about a story to mine about one of my close friends and his daughter growing up in New Zealand.

00:33:21.000 She was a poor student, not interested in applying herself.

00:33:23.000 He told me how the school had hired a fundamental Christian teacher from South Africa, and his daughter happened to be placed under his care.

00:33:30.000 After a quick introductory period, he segregated the classroom into stupid kids and smart kids.

00:33:36.000 I might be getting the precise terminology he used wrong, but the story goes that the teacher was very blunt and it drew some criticism from parents.

00:33:44.000 In response to my friend Gary's questioning, how can you refer to the kids that?

00:33:48.000 So the teacher separated them from stupid kids and smart kids, put them in different areas.

00:33:53.000 And the father found out his daughter was in with the stupid kids.

00:33:58.000 And he said, how can you refer to kids that way?

00:33:59.000 It'll hurt their self-esteem.

00:34:01.000 And the teacher said, but they are stupid.

00:34:02.000 They don't want to learn.

00:34:03.000 I separate them that way so the kids who want to learn can get on without being dragged down.

00:34:09.000 Gary's daughter was stuck in the stupid class.

00:34:11.000 Fast forward a few years and she graduated top of her year in mathematics and went on to become a chartered accountant at a large firm, technically in charge of almost 100 people below her.

00:34:22.000 If that's not impressive enough, she was on track to become a partner in the firm, but turned it down to focus on being a wife and a mother.

00:34:28.000 She's now happily married with four kids and a very proud father.

00:34:33.000 She's not a proud father.

00:34:34.000 Her father's a proud father.

00:34:36.000 I mean, her husband's a proud father.

00:34:38.000 It seems clear to her father that she would have never applied herself without being given that rude assignation of stupid, without being formed of the higher standard.

00:34:47.000 She might never have thought to strive for it.

00:34:50.000 Yep, the good old days when you could call kids stupid.

00:34:54.000 I really do feel that way.

00:34:57.000 All right, so that was under father.

00:34:59.000 Let's get back to...

00:35:03.000 I'd like to apologize for my wheezing.

00:35:05.000 I guess there's a pollen influx turning off the AC maybe?

00:35:09.000 The air is very bad quality today.

00:35:11.000 Oh, yeah?

00:35:11.000 You can see it.

00:35:12.000 It looks fucking musty outside.

00:35:17.000 Is that a thing?

00:35:18.000 Yeah.

00:35:18.000 Yeah, it should say it on your app on the weather.

00:35:21.000 It says air quality.

00:35:23.000 Yeah, I didn't know that was a thing.

00:35:24.000 Air quality 146, unhealthy for sensitive groups.

00:35:28.000 Yeah.

00:35:29.000 You could look outside and see it.

00:35:30.000 It's like there's a haze.

00:35:32.000 Looks like LA.

00:35:33.000 Hmm.

00:35:33.000 It's like thick.

00:35:35.000 Suzanne, red pill your kids.

00:35:38.000 Hi, G-Dog.

00:35:39.000 Thanks for sharing your recent challenges with red pilling your daughter.

00:35:42.000 I agree with actively nudging your kids in the right direction, and that has worked for my 16-year-old son so far.

00:35:47.000 Can you tell us what your parents did wrong, considering you became a massive rebel who almost had his dick cut off?

00:35:53.000 Well, I did almost get my tubes tied.

00:35:55.000 I think my parents never really discussed politics.

00:36:00.000 But I would argue nobody did.

00:36:03.000 There was Vietnam when every home was political.

00:36:06.000 But when you think about the 80s, it didn't consume everything the way it does today.

00:36:16.000 Make politics gay again.

00:36:18.000 Yeah.

00:36:20.000 We had a shitty prime minister, Pierre Trudeau, Justin's dad.

00:36:26.000 And I don't think my dad liked him.

00:36:29.000 But even today, my parents talk about politics all the time.

00:36:32.000 And I don't remember it being discussed as a kid back then.

00:36:35.000 Back then, you didn't really see your parents either.

00:36:37.000 Like, I didn't know what my dad did.

00:36:40.000 His business card said manager of fire control.

00:36:42.000 And I thought that was like a fireman, but it was firing like from a cannon.

00:36:47.000 I didn't learn that till very later on.

00:36:51.000 Did you know what your dad did?

00:36:53.000 I just knew he worked for the phone company.

00:36:56.000 I mean, what he did, I found out later on in life what he did.

00:36:59.000 He was a lineman.

00:37:02.000 So he was the guy that made sure that the wires were working.

00:37:06.000 Correct.

00:37:07.000 Like up on the telephone poles and the bucket trucks and like if the storm hit, knock the wires down.

00:37:12.000 Didn't he end up there by accident?

00:37:14.000 Yeah.

00:37:16.000 He got out of the Navy and his friend told him, oh, I'm working at Con Edison.

00:37:21.000 Come down to fill out an application at Con Ed in the Bronx.

00:37:25.000 And he walked into the wrong building and he said, I'm here to fill out a job for Con Ed, a job application for Con Ed.

00:37:31.000 And they're like, no, this is the phone company.

00:37:33.000 Con Ed's across the street.

00:37:35.000 And they said, we're hiring two.

00:37:36.000 And he filled out an application there.

00:37:38.000 He worked at the phone company 27 years.

00:37:46.000 That's not a good one.

00:37:51.000 Aaron Cross.

00:37:52.000 I was talking about Hobo Johnson a lot.

00:37:54.000 It got a lot of people mad.

00:37:55.000 They thought he's gay.

00:37:56.000 Hobo Johnson says he's Portuguese and Mexican.

00:37:58.000 He means Portuguese American, probably.

00:38:00.000 There's a big Portuguese descendant population.

00:38:03.000 They came to America a few generations ago to work the dairy farms that were started by Dutch immigrants before that.

00:38:08.000 Eventually the Portuguese took over those farms.

00:38:09.000 Now those Portuguese Americans are mostly just regular middle-class people.

00:38:13.000 Ah.

00:38:16.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:38:17.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:38:19.000 This guy I found years ago, he's got the sprinkles in my opinion.

00:38:22.000 Ever heard of him?

00:38:23.000 Scroobious Pip?

00:38:24.000 Yeah, I interviewed him before I had any shows on street carnage back in the day.

00:38:32.000 I know it sounds weird.

00:38:36.000 I do want you to look back on this and smile.

00:38:39.000 What are you doing?

00:38:40.000 I got two keyboards here and I fucked up.

00:38:43.000 Scrubulous pipped.

00:38:46.000 Nope, not even the movie picture.

00:38:57.000 So wait a minute.

00:38:58.000 I interviewed this guy in 2009.

00:39:03.000 I Wonder what he's doing today.

00:39:12.000 He's got a better song where he talks about all these bands that we worship and how they don't deserve it.

00:39:23.000 Scroobious Pip.

00:39:25.000 Crass.

00:39:26.000 Just a band.

00:39:29.000 That's the jam.

00:39:31.000 Thou shalt always kill.

00:39:34.000 When was that put up?

00:39:37.000 That's gotta be 08.

00:39:38.000 Yep, April 08.

00:39:43.000 Play something.

00:39:57.000 Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim.

00:40:00.000 Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow pop idols.

00:40:04.000 Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Johnny Hartman, Desmond Decker, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, or Sid Barrett in vain.

00:40:12.000 Thou shalt not think any male over the age of 30 that plays with a child that is not their own is a paedophile.

00:40:18.000 Some people are just nice.

00:40:19.000 Thou shalt not read enemy.

00:40:21.000 Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they become popular.

00:40:24.000 Thou shalt not question Stephen.

00:40:26.000 Oh, so he's an actor now.

00:40:29.000 I believe he has a podcast too.

00:40:31.000 He has a podcast, but he's an actor in a law and order type of action show called Debris.

00:40:39.000 Ooh.

00:40:40.000 That's furgish.

00:40:45.000 Alright.

00:40:46.000 That was fun.

00:40:53.000 Kebby, I just wanted to write in thank you for helping to clarify my belief system in the past few years, inspired me to be a man and put a ring on it.

00:40:59.000 I proposed to my wonderful fiancé, Lauren, over the weekend on a trip to a little beach town on Lake Michigan.

00:41:05.000 You hear that, Ryan?

00:41:06.000 That sounds nice.

00:41:08.000 We can't wait to start a new chapter in our lives and start pumping out beautiful Western babies.

00:41:12.000 This is exactly why the commie shitheads are so afraid of you.

00:41:15.000 You can't brainwash and make sheep of men who stand by their convictions and by what is objectively true.

00:41:22.000 So thank you for everything you've done to strengthen the American family and all the laughs along the way.

00:41:27.000 Here she is.

00:41:28.000 She wrote that.

00:41:29.000 She did that withnail and I painting.

00:41:31.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:32.000 There we are.

00:41:33.000 Congratulations, dude.

00:41:35.000 Congratulations.

00:41:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:41:38.000 I said congratulations.

00:41:39.000 And then that's the guy.

00:41:40.000 Withnail says that.

00:41:42.000 That's great.

00:41:42.000 Show him.

00:41:46.000 Congratulations.

00:41:48.000 Hey, Gav, in the past, you've done videos on how you've enjoyed Latin Mass and how it's peaceful and makes you thankful for existing during it.

00:41:56.000 It is a wonderful experience.

00:41:57.000 You ever go to Latin Mass?

00:41:58.000 Latin Mass?

00:41:59.000 No.

00:42:00.000 It's great.

00:42:01.000 Do you like church?

00:42:03.000 I've gone all throughout my life.

00:42:06.000 Not regularly.

00:42:07.000 What do you think of it?

00:42:08.000 Do you believe in God?

00:42:10.000 Yeah.

00:42:12.000 Something's got to be out there.

00:42:13.000 Something's going on.

00:42:15.000 Something's going on.

00:42:17.000 Someone's up to something.

00:42:20.000 Anyways, have you seen the new encyclical in which he is restricting the Latin Mass?

00:42:26.000 Pope Francis told those who wanted to say the traditional Mass to submit a formal request to the Dioecian bishop.

00:42:35.000 I think this is a PC thing where Latin used to be, the books used to be only for the elite church.

00:42:43.000 And Latin used to be only for the aristocrats.

00:42:46.000 Yeah.

00:42:47.000 The educated and wealthy.

00:42:48.000 And the educated and wealthy, so the poor couldn't understand it.

00:42:51.000 And it was used as a way to separate them, allegedly.

00:42:53.000 I don't know.

00:42:55.000 So they're going back to that.

00:42:56.000 Now, the thing about Latin Mass is it was getting really popular with young people.

00:43:01.000 And it was bringing in young people into the Catholic Church.

00:43:05.000 So in the name of political correctness, they just cut out the youngsters, which is like it's suicide.

00:43:11.000 You're nowhere without young people.

00:43:13.000 The document also calls for bishops to ensure that people who attend Latin Mass do not deny the validity and legitimacy of the Second Vatican Council, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:43:21.000 The Latin Mass has become a focal point in the conservative liberal culture war between U.S. Catholics, much like the current culture of the United States, which parallels divisions in the country at large.

00:43:32.000 Traditional forms of worship, like the Latin Mass, generally are favored by conservative Catholics, while left-leaning Catholics typically prefer more contemporary styles of prayer.

00:43:42.000 Yeah, I get that.

00:43:45.000 But why restrict the one group who wants Latin Mass?

00:43:50.000 It's none of your fucking business.

00:43:54.000 What are your thoughts on this decree?

00:43:55.000 I think it's fucking stupid.

00:43:59.000 One time we were at the Knights of Columbus in Hell's Kitchen, and they were talking about some rules that have been handed down.

00:44:05.000 I can't remember what it was.

00:44:07.000 They've changed all the various degrees, first degree, second degree, what you have to do to get into them.

00:44:11.000 And our main guy was like, you know what?

00:44:13.000 If they keep this shit up, we'll just run this ourselves and separate ourselves from the church, be a satellite council.

00:44:20.000 I like hearing that.

00:44:21.000 I'm pretty new to Christianity, so I just assumed everyone was a bootlicker.

00:44:27.000 And then I have this other friend who, his kids were made with surrogate.

00:44:32.000 Yeah.

00:44:34.000 And he was going to get them baptized.

00:44:36.000 And his dad said, I don't know, the church is kind of back and forth on surrogates.

00:44:42.000 And he said, if that fucking priest, with all that's going on with them these days, has any problem with me and my kids, I will pick him up and I'll throw him out one of those fucking stained glass windows.

00:44:54.000 Like when my younger brother and my younger sister were going to get baptized, because my mother was Protestant.

00:45:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:45:03.000 My father was Catholic.

00:45:04.000 The priest didn't want to baptize my younger brother, my younger sister.

00:45:11.000 It was a big to-do.

00:45:11.000 My mother had to convert.

00:45:13.000 Really?

00:45:13.000 Yeah.

00:45:15.000 And did she really convert or did she just say that?

00:45:18.000 My mother was, I wouldn't say she was the most religious woman in the world, but she damn sure made me went every Sunday to Sunday school and CCD and we all got confirmed and baptized.

00:45:31.000 So she spent some time there.

00:45:33.000 Now, the difference between this is going to sound really stupid, but the difference between Catholics and Protestants is Protestants are more like by the people, for the people.

00:45:41.000 They want to take the hierarchy out of it.

00:45:43.000 And the Catholics are more like this person has been ordained by God.

00:45:46.000 He's more special than you.

00:45:47.000 We're not all equal.

00:45:49.000 But as far as the belief system, I don't think there's much of a difference, is there?

00:45:55.000 No, they all believe that.

00:45:58.000 I believe Protestants don't believe in idoltry.

00:46:01.000 Like, there's no statues of Mary.

00:46:03.000 There's no...

00:46:04.000 It's only God and Jesus and the Holy Trinity.

00:46:09.000 Like, they don't have what they would consider Catholics as false idols.

00:46:16.000 Yeah.

00:46:17.000 And then with Jews, it's just really that Jesus' miracles they have a problem with.

00:46:21.000 That was only three months.

00:46:23.000 Why all the disagreement?

00:46:24.000 The biggest difference between Catholicism and Judaism is that they don't believe that Jesus was the Son of God.

00:46:31.000 They're still waiting for the Messiah.

00:46:32.000 Right.

00:46:33.000 They believe he was around.

00:46:34.000 He was just around the world.

00:46:35.000 Yes, they acknowledge his existence.

00:46:39.000 They just don't think he was the Son of God.

00:46:42.000 They just think Mary was a slut who got pregnant and was looking for an excuse.

00:46:46.000 Yeah.

00:46:47.000 Which is very rude.

00:46:49.000 Yeah.

00:46:50.000 Hey, I'm not running to be read on air or anything.

00:46:52.000 Uh-oh.

00:46:52.000 But I wanted Ryan to know about Christian healthcare ministries.

00:46:56.000 Oh, yeah, you told me about that.

00:46:57.000 Yes, I did.

00:46:59.000 So the deal with, he goes on to explain it.

00:47:01.000 It's think of it as a pot.

00:47:03.000 Everyone puts money in the pot.

00:47:06.000 Now, he says you have to pay $500 copay.

00:47:10.000 I shouldn't say copay.

00:47:11.000 So if you go in there and your injury is $499, it's on you.

00:47:15.000 If it's $501, you pay it with your money, but they pay you back.

00:47:20.000 Okay, I got you.

00:47:21.000 Yeah, and it's up to you.

00:47:21.000 And if you get candy.

00:47:23.000 Well, yeah.

00:47:24.000 So if you get like fucking neck cancer, throat cancer, and your bill's $25 million, they'll pay the $25 million.

00:47:30.000 Right.

00:47:31.000 But when I did it, I had my, whatever you call it, write-off thing, was $1,000.

00:47:40.000 Your deductible?

00:47:42.000 Deductible, yeah.

00:47:43.000 My deductible was $1,000 for me and my wife, and then $500 for the kids.

00:47:47.000 It's pretty good.

00:47:48.000 Yeah, it's pretty cheap, too.

00:47:50.000 And because I had $1,000 deductible, my monthly payment was pretty cheap.

00:47:54.000 That's awesome.

00:47:56.000 Oh, yeah, we're definitely looking at it.

00:47:57.000 That's going to be one of the top contenders.

00:47:59.000 And Coulter told me about it.

00:48:01.000 So the only bummer with it is you have to pay it yourself.

00:48:06.000 So you better have, if you have $1,000 deductible, you better have $999 floating around in your bank account.

00:48:14.000 Or if you go to the hospital, just do something worse to yourself, so that way it'll cover the deductible.

00:48:19.000 Yeah.

00:48:19.000 Just bite off part of your lip.

00:48:21.000 No problem.

00:48:22.000 I do that every day.

00:48:23.000 This is from a guy named Manuel Music from Argentina for the intro.

00:48:28.000 I didn't think this was good enough for the intro, but you might want to hear it anyway.

00:48:32.000 This is from 1996.

00:48:36.000 Sounds like chopsticks.

00:48:59.000 Zoom out button so people can see who it is.

00:49:14.000 And then 2014.

00:49:19.000 A different artiste.

00:49:25.000 Oh, this is a chick who shows her boobies.

00:49:28.000 Booby break.

00:49:29.000 In the video?

00:49:32.000 Yeah, sometimes you can get away with showing tits.

00:49:34.000 If it's art.

00:49:35.000 Yes.

00:49:36.000 And she has paint all over them.

00:49:37.000 They're great tits.

00:49:39.000 I guess that's why we're seeing them, right?

00:49:41.000 If a woman had terrible ferret heads, she wouldn't be dancing around with her shirt off.

00:49:49.000 That's hardly painted tits.

00:49:52.000 That might just be a nipple disease.

00:50:03.000 Who let you fornicate with her?

00:50:05.000 Yep.

00:50:07.000 Can this be arranged?

00:50:09.000 You don't gather she might be shy in the sack?

00:50:16.000 You think she's self-conscious?

00:50:17.000 Yeah, she might tend to up.

00:50:20.000 I'm kind of getting bunny boiler vibes off her, though.

00:50:22.000 It would be an amazing lay.

00:50:23.000 It would be really fun.

00:50:25.000 And then she'd be on you like a chicken.

00:50:28.000 The bat shit crazy comes free with the vagina.

00:50:35.000 That was a lady that was stalking Maddie.

00:50:38.000 And she explained that she is batshit crazy and it comes free with the pussy.

00:50:41.000 Comes free with the vagina.

00:50:43.000 Yes, it does.

00:50:46.000 Hey, Gavin Fagbag.

00:50:47.000 I just started reading The Death of the West.

00:50:48.000 And my God, it's one of the best books I've ever read.

00:50:50.000 I can't get away from it.

00:50:52.000 Everything in it just really shows you why and how we got to where we are as a nation in the West overall.

00:50:59.000 One thing I loved that I've read so far is for agricultural jobs brought us extended families.

00:51:07.000 God, his fucking writing is brutal.

00:51:09.000 One thing I've read so far is that agricultural jobs brought us extended families and industrial jobs brought us the nuclear family.

00:51:20.000 Now we have to worry about equal rights in which work leads to the non-family, which I grew up with and really isn't good for kids mental.

00:51:28.000 It's not really good for kids' grammar either.

00:51:31.000 Love the show, you guys.

00:51:32.000 P.S. I want you to fuck me with your heels on, but don't get caught.

00:51:35.000 I'm not 18.

00:51:37.000 No, thank you.

00:51:41.000 We were obsessed with modern baseball last week, and lots of people wrote in to tell us that our worst fears were confirmed, and that Mr. Romantic, the singer there, lost his fucking mind.

00:51:55.000 Oh, he changed his pronouns.

00:51:57.000 He did change his pronouns.

00:51:59.000 They.

00:52:01.000 Yep.

00:52:02.000 Oh, God.

00:52:03.000 He also got up on a group to kill himself.

00:52:06.000 Oh.

00:52:06.000 Because he missed the guy so much after they were done a tour.

00:52:14.000 Brendan, Jake, Ian, Sean.

00:52:18.000 These four boys didn't know yet, but they all would eventually meet and change the face of rock and roll forever.

00:52:26.000 It all started to be a little bit more.

00:52:28.000 Okay, so you can leave that up, but turn the music off.

00:52:34.000 After their album Holy Ghost came out, they shortly later became one of my favorites, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:52:38.000 Short documentary here.

00:52:39.000 Anyway, Brennan Lucas is the super emotional fat guy you see in the music videos, the singer.

00:52:44.000 He's been affected by the whole gender identity crisis going on.

00:52:49.000 Turns out he is a they, and now they are no longer a band.

00:52:54.000 And then he puts in brackets, see why this gibberish isn't going to work?

00:52:58.000 He is a they and they are no longer a band.

00:53:00.000 Which they?

00:53:01.000 Yeah.

00:53:03.000 It's a super shame because you'll learn in the documentary he did half of, he did his half of the Holy Ghost album in like two days all last second.

00:53:10.000 Yeah, I could tell he had the sprinkles.

00:53:12.000 You can tell he's just got a magical gift from God, but he's also a troubled soul and a manic depressive, I guess.

00:53:20.000 Maybe a touch of mental illness.

00:53:22.000 Yep.

00:53:24.000 Maybe that's what it takes sometimes to be that gifted of an artist.

00:53:28.000 In my opinion, they're really great to jam and sing like a fag when you're having that type of day.

00:53:32.000 They're incredibly unique as a band because they both write songs and yet the album flows really well.

00:53:37.000 On the bright side, Jake and the other singer are still making music with other band members.

00:53:40.000 You can find them at titles as Slaughter Beach Dog.

00:53:44.000 Still good music, but more laid-back than modern baseball.

00:53:47.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:53:49.000 So yeah, I think if you go in, go into like 10.30, Ryan, or let me see the slider.

00:53:59.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:54:01.000 Back when he was in the bedroom?

00:54:03.000 No.

00:54:04.000 Smoking a ton of weed and just not doing life at all.

00:54:11.000 Just cutting and smoking and not doing life.

00:54:19.000 The mood swings are one thing where, like, we're all very aware of it.

00:54:24.000 We talked about the backlift.

00:54:26.000 But it's far easier to be like, dude, Margie being such a dick than it is to be like, I'm worried about you.

00:54:37.000 It's like Daniel Johnson.

00:54:43.000 Guys, I don't think he chose the best music to play in the background.

00:54:47.000 Or the right volume?

00:54:49.000 Yeah.

00:54:51.000 It's really irritating.

00:54:53.000 Are they trying to mimic what it's like to have severe mental problems?

00:54:56.000 Because that's how I feel right now.

00:55:00.000 Can't hear you.

00:55:01.000 At his worst, he edited this video.

00:55:06.000 I can't hear you.

00:55:08.000 After the Say Anything Tor, we all split weights.

00:55:13.000 No, there's not two things playing at once.

00:55:15.000 For whatever reason.

00:55:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:17.000 Press pods.

00:55:19.000 Okay, I would have killed your entire family if you had something else on.

00:55:23.000 I would have held them down.

00:55:28.000 Hey, guys, run hot water down your beer taps and put saran wrap on the edge of your fucking tap.

00:55:35.000 For a flu flies.

00:55:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:55:38.000 Yeah.

00:55:38.000 We had so many fruit flies yesterday, and it's because we have one working tap.

00:55:42.000 The rest of them are fake, I'm willing to admit.

00:55:44.000 So because of one hole that big, I don't get fruit flies.

00:55:50.000 Where do they come from?

00:55:52.000 Homeboys get my leg.

00:55:56.000 I don't understand.

00:55:57.000 They just spawn, right?

00:55:59.000 Like if I had a strawberry in a perfectly hermetically sealed Tupperware, would it have fruit flies on it?

00:56:05.000 Where do they come from?

00:56:06.000 They're going down the street.

00:56:07.000 Like fucking pollen.

00:56:08.000 They're up here.

00:56:09.000 They hear about strawberries and they come into our building.

00:56:12.000 If you say strawberries, I think.

00:56:14.000 Did we say any fruits out loud?

00:56:16.000 I don't understand.

00:56:16.000 Like, I want to take a piece of fruit, let it get infested with fruit flies, and then like reverse, go to the cameras.

00:56:24.000 Fruit flies can breed in many areas.

00:56:25.000 And reverse.

00:56:29.000 I got you on that.

00:56:33.000 From where?

00:56:33.000 They can smell fruit from very far away and get into your home through the smallest of holes, making it appear like they came from nowhere.

00:56:40.000 So they smelled...

00:56:42.000 Wait a minute.

00:56:42.000 They smelled our beer tap from outside on the street.

00:56:47.000 It could have been something else.

00:56:48.000 The back door alarm did go off last week.

00:56:51.000 It was probably a fruit fly.

00:56:52.000 Maybe they got like a thousand of them together to make a giant hand.

00:56:56.000 Yeah, to open it up.

00:56:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:59.000 Maybe it was Dref Goblum who came in and he was the fly.

00:57:06.000 Like, you guys can't see the studio, but there's not a lot of doors here.

00:57:11.000 Yeah, but it said that it could fit through a hole so like Brian Stettler's wife-size hole.

00:57:18.000 And so that's impressive.

00:57:19.000 To get into your home through the smallest of holes, making it appear like they came from nowhere.

00:57:24.000 Inspect the following areas to find the decaying organisms.

00:57:26.000 Okay, where's the problem there?

00:57:27.000 I'm annoyed with you, by the way.

00:57:29.000 They get in through the smallest of holes.

00:57:31.000 That should be 98% of this entire story.

00:57:33.000 What holes?

00:57:35.000 How big?

00:57:36.000 Where?

00:57:37.000 He just throws that out there.

00:57:38.000 They get in through the smallest of holes.

00:57:41.000 And they're just cruising around the neighborhood?

00:57:44.000 I've never seen a fruit fly outdoors.

00:57:48.000 Yeah, if only.

00:57:49.000 Only indoors.

00:57:50.000 You see turkey vultures riding the thermals 100 feet high looking for roadkill.

00:57:55.000 That we've all seen.

00:58:00.000 Hello?

00:58:02.000 Hi.

00:58:02.000 I'm shooting up.

00:58:03.000 I'm banking a show for when we go away.

00:58:08.000 Can I ask you a question?

00:58:09.000 Are you busy?

00:58:11.000 I guess you could ask me a question.

00:58:12.000 It doesn't make for very good TV.

00:58:14.000 I'll put up a video in the meantime.

00:58:18.000 And his pickup game at 6.

00:58:26.000 So last week Rhyme was over and kind of drinking some beers in the garage.

00:58:35.000 Okay, well you could bring him to the studio.

00:58:40.000 I guess we were dumping the extra beer down the drain, down the sea drain here.

00:58:47.000 Yeah.

00:58:48.000 So it came up through the drains?

00:58:49.000 Where did they come from?

00:58:51.000 We had some fruit flies.

00:58:53.000 So I said, all right, let me look up on the internet.

00:58:57.000 And I did on how to get rid of them.

00:59:00.000 Apple cider vinegar.

00:59:01.000 This is the red wine with the dish soap.

00:59:07.000 This is the apple cider vinegar with the dish soap.

00:59:12.000 Oh, so they go in it and the dish soap kills them.

00:59:15.000 These have been out now.

00:59:16.000 Usually people put apple cider vinegar in a jar like that, and they take a piece of paper and they make it like a funnel.

00:59:22.000 Yeah, with a tiny little bit.

00:59:23.000 What Jimmy was talking about.

00:59:24.000 But he said, I don't know how to...

00:59:26.000 I can't do the cone.

00:59:27.000 Yeah.

00:59:27.000 You couldn't make a cone out of it.

00:59:29.000 You can't make a cone?

00:59:31.000 Jessica's pretty good.

00:59:32.000 Hey, Jimmy, I'm done.

00:59:35.000 What is it?

00:59:36.000 You got to make the hole so small that when they crawl down in there to get the apple cider vinegar, they can't find their way out.

00:59:42.000 I got it.

00:59:43.000 I'm done.

00:59:44.000 Yeah.

00:59:45.000 I think you have to make the diameter of the cone hole 200 Stettler spouse pussies lengths.

00:59:54.000 Where the fuck did these come from?

00:59:56.000 Look at the sink.

00:59:58.000 I'm lost.

01:00:00.000 So when I walk down the street, there's thousands of fruit flies just like...

01:00:09.000 No, there's not.

01:00:13.000 And we had that tap, that's one little dot.

01:00:16.000 We don't have a lot of fruit in here.

01:00:18.000 So that was one tiny dot in the studio.

01:00:20.000 And remember, there must have been, I must have caught like four or five fruit flies.

01:00:27.000 Right, basically, what I want to do is I'm the only geezer in London who's got roaches.

01:00:39.000 I've never seen roaches in Britain ever.

01:00:44.000 This is one of the worst I've ever seen.

01:00:46.000 With an investigation of this magnitude, Pete's going to have to use the whole forces available to him to even stand a chance of getting the upper hand.

01:00:57.000 That actually doesn't look like the most gross thing I've ever seen.

01:01:00.000 I've seen more shows in New York City.

01:01:01.000 It's probably the worst in Britain's history.

01:01:03.000 Dude, Larry Izzo is a comedian, but he was a fucking exterminator for all his life.

01:01:09.000 And he, oh my god, there's shit that this motherfucker can tell you.

01:01:13.000 Like, he was just raining roaches in this school.

01:01:15.000 They shut down the whole school.

01:01:16.000 He went in there, he poked the ceiling with a thing, and then just rained roaches.

01:01:22.000 He's like thousands, maybe hundreds of thousands, just a plague level amount of roaches.

01:01:29.000 And he's telling me like it's nothing.

01:01:30.000 He doesn't care.

01:01:31.000 He won't flinch at any of these.

01:01:32.000 Rats, too.

01:01:33.000 He's like, yeah, I've been covered in rats.

01:01:34.000 Big deal.

01:01:35.000 And you're like, Larry, you don't understand what that means to other people that are not you.

01:01:40.000 You can't.

01:01:41.000 Well, rats, I mean, roaches, whatever.

01:01:42.000 It's just gross.

01:01:43.000 And then you don't want them to get all over you because they have eggs in your clothes.

01:01:46.000 But rats will bite you.

01:01:48.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:50.000 This woman with the barflies also says a whistleblower signed an affidavit saying 45,000 vaccine deaths were not reported.

01:01:57.000 And then she said, please don't take the shot.

01:02:01.000 Well, my wife and kids already did, so in a way, I already did.

01:02:06.000 Here's someone saying that I should endorse Black Rifle Coffee just to fuck with them and say Proud Boys Strong.

01:02:14.000 Wow.

01:02:15.000 I, I'm the founder of Proud Boys, and when I wake up, I have some Black Rifle Coffee.

01:02:19.000 I don't know if you'd be owning them because they'd be making money from it, though.

01:02:23.000 I don't think they would.

01:02:24.000 They'd be like, oh, go ahead.

01:02:26.000 That's you trying to own me?

01:02:27.000 Oh, this is an interesting one.

01:02:30.000 Space Jam 2 is a great movie.

01:02:33.000 How far are we?

01:02:33.000 Okay, there we go.

01:02:36.000 I know this sounds insane, but in spite of the shitty acting and levels of wokeness, and then he has in brackets WNBA players being among the elite players, this movie is a great family movie focusing on dads.

01:02:49.000 LeBron is trying to push his son to be great, and it's a great journey with the mom kind of playing back seat, which is something I haven't seen in a long time.

01:02:59.000 It's also anti-screen, as the bad guy is a computer program.

01:03:05.000 I was honestly shocked as I hate LeBron and the new woke films, but I found myself and my son absolutely loving it.

01:03:16.000 What in the Matrix?

01:03:18.000 Hell yeah.

01:03:29.000 What are the odds you're gonna land where your son is?

01:03:32.000 I am the king of this domain.

01:03:34.000 This is the service.

01:03:36.000 I am the computer now.

01:03:39.000 I am the king, which is the king of this domain.

01:03:43.000 Send this clown to the rejects.

01:03:46.000 You are the man who is the bald basketball player.

01:03:54.000 What is this?

01:03:59.000 I'm a cartoon?

01:04:01.000 I'm a cartoon.

01:04:06.000 I need to attack.

01:04:06.000 Space Jam song rule.

01:04:08.000 Give my son back.

01:04:09.000 I know what you're looking for.

01:04:12.000 Dream team.

01:04:13.000 Come on.

01:04:16.000 All right, that's enough.

01:04:18.000 Hey, Scotch and Saki, nobody will gamble with me on the exact date of Ellen Page's eventual tranny suicide.

01:04:24.000 Any takers?

01:04:25.000 I say around December 25th of this year.

01:04:27.000 Maybe a secondary on the first day of school for people who didn't cut their big fun tits off or have irreversible fertility-ending surgery.

01:04:37.000 You think she's going to kill herself?

01:04:41.000 I don't know.

01:04:42.000 She doesn't seem very cheery.

01:04:44.000 She was really pumped about her flat chests.

01:04:46.000 With the pool.

01:04:47.000 Yeah.

01:04:48.000 I remember that tweet where someone says Ellen Page could beat the shit out of any of us, and I love it.

01:04:55.000 Oh, no, not Ellen Page.

01:04:56.000 Elliot Page.

01:04:58.000 Do you know who we're talking about?

01:04:59.000 No.

01:05:00.000 The actor from Juno, she cut her tits off, and she's a man now.

01:05:04.000 Oh.

01:05:05.000 Yeah, that's all it takes.

01:05:06.000 I hate when they do that.

01:05:08.000 Like, you still have a cunt.

01:05:09.000 Help the actor psychologically.

01:05:11.000 And what does Hollywood think about Elliot Page?

01:05:14.000 Hi, I'm Janet, and you're watching Awesa.

01:05:18.000 Before, Ellen Page grew up in Nova Scotia, where she was regularly raped by casting agents.

01:05:24.000 Several small roles followed in what Paige's family tried to make a normal childhood until everything changed in 2005 when Paige appeared in the revenge thriller Hard Candy.

01:05:35.000 Hollywood took notice.

01:05:37.000 And two years later, she was the face of Juno, a film that earned the actor her first Oscar nomination.

01:05:43.000 But Juno also had other consequences.

01:05:46.000 A year after the film's release, scores of 17-year-olds around the U.S. were getting pregnant in what Time magazine dubbed the Juno effect.

01:05:54.000 Feeling partly responsible and wholly uncomfortable, Paige tried to disappear from Hollywood for a while.

01:06:00.000 But when you're talented, that's a bit of a challenge.

01:06:03.000 And the actor later went on to secure a few life-changing roles.

01:06:07.000 From inception to X-Men, Ellen Paige was everywhere.

01:06:10.000 Is it good that you made a bunch of babies?

01:06:13.000 In 2014, Paige publicly came out as gay during a speech at a human rights event.

01:06:18.000 At the time, she said, I am tired of hiding and I am tired of lying by omission.

01:06:24.000 I suffer from hiding.

01:06:25.000 Hiding must be so hard for an actress in the 2000s to be gay.

01:06:32.000 No roles available.

01:06:46.000 When I started to become known, people cannot know you're gay.

01:06:49.000 Maybe black males who play tough guys in movies exclusively.

01:06:54.000 Maybe a dyke not only did it mean being forced to maintain an image that wasn't real, but it meant conforming to various pressures, including find her.

01:07:06.000 Remember, she was bawling her eyes out with Jimmy Fallon?

01:07:11.000 I think it was Colbert.

01:07:12.000 Colbert?

01:07:13.000 Yeah, it was Colbert.

01:07:14.000 And it was based on a hoax.

01:07:16.000 Remember that?

01:07:18.000 Oh, Jesse Small A. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:20.000 Jesse Smalley.

01:07:22.000 She was crying hysterically about how that was typical of what gays go through these days.

01:07:29.000 Where he was attacked, and the racists threw bleach on him to make him white.

01:07:33.000 And it was a night that was so cold, bleach would have been frozen.

01:07:37.000 The new Netflix series, The Umbrella Academy.

01:07:40.000 Please welcome back to the late show, Ellen Page.

01:07:46.000 You misgendered her in the past.

01:07:51.000 Look at that fucking forehead.

01:07:54.000 The five head.

01:07:55.000 What a great argument for bangs.

01:07:57.000 It's got lumps and bumps.

01:07:59.000 I mean, shit, lady.

01:08:02.000 You hear a delight.

01:08:03.000 How have you been?

01:08:04.000 I've been well.

01:08:05.000 How's your forehead been?

01:08:06.000 All over the world.

01:08:07.000 Where have you been?

01:08:08.000 I've just been working.

01:08:09.000 Do you live here in New York?

01:08:10.000 Do you live on the bus?

01:08:11.000 I just moved here.

01:08:12.000 Oh.

01:08:12.000 Yeah.

01:08:13.000 Yeah.

01:08:13.000 Did you ever live here before?

01:08:14.000 Thank you so much.

01:08:15.000 Did you live here before?

01:08:16.000 Briefly, I've shot movies, you know what I'm saying?

01:08:18.000 But nothing.

01:08:19.000 Greatest city in the world, right here.

01:08:20.000 That's the beauty of it.

01:08:20.000 Congratulations.

01:08:21.000 Thank you so much.

01:08:22.000 Excellent choice.

01:08:22.000 Excellent.

01:08:23.000 Boring.

01:08:24.000 Get to the tears.

01:08:25.000 I know that this is your forehead yet more coming up.

01:08:27.000 You just had your first anniversary of your marriage.

01:08:30.000 I did.

01:08:32.000 These days is on a work and you don't want to ruffle any feathers.

01:08:36.000 Is it that long?

01:08:39.000 It's like this is something that's happening.

01:08:42.000 And it's happening to most marginalized people and we need to be talking about it.

01:08:46.000 It's really serious.

01:08:47.000 We've been told as we know it that by 2030, the world as we know it, that's it.

01:08:58.000 That's it.

01:08:58.000 If it was a movie, we'd have Bruce Willis in a suit like talking about something, please catch me.

01:09:05.000 And said, but you have like a million dollars.

01:09:10.000 I want to see you cry.

01:09:11.000 I can just pray that it...

01:09:13.000 So the world's going to be over in nine years?

01:09:16.000 This is what happens.

01:09:17.000 Look, if you are in a position of power and you hate people and you want to cause suffering to them.

01:09:24.000 Oh, this is good.

01:09:25.000 Let me just explain what's going on here.

01:09:27.000 Not only is Juicy Smalley real, but it was Trump's fault.

01:09:32.000 He ginned up all this hate against gays and blacks, and it worked.

01:09:37.000 And Juicy got the shit kicked out of him.

01:09:41.000 Thanks a lot, Trump.

01:09:43.000 He was in court last week.

01:09:45.000 Who was, Juicy?

01:09:46.000 Yeah.

01:09:46.000 Really?

01:09:47.000 Yeah.

01:09:48.000 That's still going?

01:09:49.000 Because he's still being prosecuted, even though the District Attorney of Chicago threw it out.

01:09:56.000 I forget who picked it up, the state or the feds.

01:09:59.000 And weren't they trying to sue him for all the money?

01:10:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:03.000 The investigation and all the money that went into it.

01:10:06.000 Justice Smolley returns to court over conflict of interest.

01:10:10.000 Over years past, since blah, blah, blah.

01:10:13.000 A recent court appearance had had to do with Smollier's attorney talking to the brothers.

01:10:18.000 It's unclear.

01:10:19.000 It was the two twins he hired.

01:10:20.000 What was allegedly said, but USA Today reports that the Osner claim was about the case.

01:10:27.000 The hearing was closed with no media allowed, so it's not known, blah, blah, blah.

01:10:31.000 So his lawyers spoke to those brothers.

01:10:33.000 That sounds like a bribe.

01:10:36.000 He was probably offering them like $100,000 to fuck off.

01:10:40.000 Yeah, it was about them receiving the check.

01:10:42.000 Something happened to do with the check they got paid by Juicy Smollett.

01:10:49.000 And because they had prior contact before criminal action and stuff like that.

01:10:54.000 So now he's trying to say that my lawyer has a conflict of interest because he talked to these two before the criminal acts.

01:11:02.000 Why is he holding hands with a woman?

01:11:04.000 How much contact the Osandaro brothers are going to court?

01:11:09.000 That's what you were signing on with my brothers say to you.

01:11:12.000 And you are in court.

01:11:15.000 He is Uchi, who now represents Smollett.

01:11:18.000 Uchi denies having that conversation with him.

01:11:20.000 A special prosecutor.

01:11:27.000 So yeah, are we going to see this bitch cry or what?

01:11:39.000 Kids are going to be abused and they're going to kill themselves.

01:11:42.000 And people are going to be beaten on the street.

01:11:47.000 She's in a movie right now.

01:11:48.000 I have traveled the world and I have met the most marginalized people you can meet.

01:11:54.000 I am lucky to have this time and the privilege to say this.

01:12:01.000 This needs to stop.

01:12:04.000 Yeah.

01:12:06.000 Wow.

01:12:06.000 Thank you for doing a performance on the show.

01:12:08.000 I just remembered my old company gave her a show, Gay Cation, where she traveled the world meeting various gays.

01:12:17.000 Did she get an Emmy?

01:12:23.000 You know what?

01:12:23.000 She's working her way to an actual man.

01:12:25.000 She's not a man yet.

01:12:26.000 She's like Jared Holt level right now.

01:12:28.000 Yeah.

01:12:29.000 Like see the face.

01:12:29.000 She's a 10-year-old boy.

01:12:30.000 They have to go.

01:12:31.000 Oh my gosh.

01:12:32.000 Yeah, they never become men-men.

01:12:34.000 No, they become...

01:12:35.000 Or mechanics.

01:12:35.000 They're always like these weird homosexual men.

01:12:40.000 I'm in a boy band.

01:12:41.000 They always look like little boys.

01:12:43.000 Look at that.

01:12:46.000 At least she finally got bangs.

01:12:48.000 I did a testosterone test and it came back as Natalie Imbruglia.

01:12:52.000 I don't know if that's good or bad.

01:12:55.000 What the fuck is this?

01:12:57.000 What is that little thing?

01:13:01.000 Imagine getting in a fight with it.

01:13:02.000 Look at how delicate this picture is.

01:13:04.000 Yeah.

01:13:05.000 You could just blow it away.

01:13:06.000 Me and the guys just hanging out.

01:13:08.000 We're working on my bike.

01:13:10.000 I had to change the air filters.

01:13:12.000 And then we had to do some electrical.

01:13:13.000 That shit is, it's like spaghetti in there.

01:13:15.000 I don't even know what the fuck to do.

01:13:17.000 My indicators don't work.

01:13:19.000 So I had my buddy Tex come by.

01:13:21.000 He's an electric wizard.

01:13:25.000 Toxic masculinity will be the name of this photo in five years.

01:13:29.000 I got to work on that joke, Maddie.

01:13:30.000 What's the hardest thing?

01:13:31.000 What's the hardest motorcycle repair to do?

01:13:35.000 Oof.

01:13:38.000 I mean, I would say to true flywheels.

01:13:43.000 I got to chew some flywheels with my boys there.

01:13:46.000 They're wobbling all over the place.

01:13:48.000 Yeah.

01:13:49.000 No good.

01:13:50.000 Do we have any interviews with Elliot Page as Elliot Page?

01:13:54.000 I want to hear him talk about all the bullshit going on these fucking days.

01:14:00.000 Hey, Oprah.

01:14:01.000 It would be funny if one of these guys becomes a guy and they just are always talking about pussy.

01:14:07.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:14:08.000 Fuck, you should have seen the chick outside.

01:14:10.000 I'm on way here, Felon.

01:14:12.000 Fucking big fucking dicks.

01:14:15.000 And then they would realize that that's toxic masculinity.

01:14:17.000 That's objectifying women.

01:14:19.000 Good.

01:14:19.000 I love objectifying women.

01:14:20.000 I'm a dude.

01:14:22.000 After coming out as trans, this is your first television interview as a trans man.

01:14:28.000 Elliot Hage.

01:14:29.000 She's in a trailer for the Oprah Club.

01:14:31.000 Big fucking deal, Oprah.

01:14:33.000 She's just a white male.

01:14:34.000 What do we want to hear from a white male?

01:14:36.000 All the trauma aside.

01:14:38.000 Even the little shoes.

01:14:39.000 She looks like a girl.

01:14:41.000 Look at her brand new shoes with her little outfit.

01:14:46.000 All you did, you're just a fucking weird dyke who's a drama queen who cut her tits off.

01:14:52.000 The Oscar-nominated actress.

01:14:53.000 She's leaning back, you know, like a dude, just kind of chilling back.

01:14:56.000 And the sitting, look at sitting.

01:14:58.000 All the trauma aside that it took you to get here.

01:15:01.000 The courage that it took you to stand within the tits off.

01:15:05.000 To cosplay as the best gender.

01:15:08.000 By the way, it fucking kills cutting your tits off.

01:15:11.000 Remember when Natty Goetz did it?

01:15:13.000 She'd be in a wheelchair for days, and if the wheelchair hit a bump, it was just searing pain.

01:15:16.000 I mean, imagine.

01:15:18.000 No.

01:15:19.000 If you work your pecs out too much and you go down the stairs, it's like, oh, I mean, that's a lot of meat to take out.

01:15:25.000 Imagine what your body's thinking.

01:15:27.000 Your body's like, where the fuck did the tits go?

01:15:30.000 Where are those big fucker tits?

01:15:33.000 I can't do it as good as you guys.

01:15:36.000 Truth of yourself.

01:15:37.000 And to do the thing.

01:15:38.000 Let them talk, Oprah.

01:15:39.000 You've always known you needed to be aware of it.

01:15:41.000 Why are you woman's planning?

01:15:43.000 What part of your transition has actually brought you the most joy?

01:15:50.000 Goodness, what has brought me the most joy?

01:15:54.000 The most joy?

01:15:59.000 Mendel, feel joy.

01:16:02.000 It's the little, it's, you know, getting out of the shower and the towels around your waist and you're looking at yourself in the mirror and you're just like, there I am.

01:16:12.000 The upcoming interview.

01:16:14.000 Elliot's announced the break.

01:16:18.000 There I am.

01:16:19.000 First question, 10 seconds into the answer.

01:16:22.000 There, hi, that's me.

01:16:24.000 Could she have not put the towel around her waist as a woman?

01:16:27.000 Yeah.

01:16:28.000 And looked in the mirror?

01:16:29.000 I don't know.

01:16:30.000 Just be aware of that.

01:16:31.000 And by the way, you don't see this when you look in the mirror.

01:16:34.000 No.

01:16:35.000 You see a hairless chest with two brutal cesarean scars right here that look like World War II vet-like shrapnel.

01:16:45.000 Yeah.

01:16:46.000 This is the best we could do for you, son.

01:16:48.000 The good news is, y'all gotta live.

01:16:50.000 The bad news is we had to remove your tits.

01:16:54.000 You got trench tit, kiddo.

01:16:56.000 I mean, it doesn't look like most trans women like Jazz Bona, they try to grow facial hair.

01:17:02.000 Yeah.

01:17:03.000 Even the pregnant husband, she grew facial hair.

01:17:06.000 Yeah, I think she's starting, or maybe this is the new thing.

01:17:09.000 I mean, that jawline looks pretty fucking synthetic.

01:17:12.000 I have a feeling she doesn't want to be like gross and hairy.

01:17:15.000 She's like, I happen to be a smooth dude.

01:17:18.000 She's half-assed.

01:17:19.000 Is she going to get a role?

01:17:20.000 What role is she going to play?

01:17:21.000 Just a regular guy in like a kid's high school show?

01:17:24.000 Hey, I'm Joey.

01:17:25.000 Yeah.

01:17:26.000 I think you probably...

01:17:28.000 That would be interesting to see what kind of role she gets if she ever works again.

01:17:32.000 Basketball protainment.

01:17:34.000 So you're the new kid.

01:17:36.000 My name's Joe.

01:17:37.000 Let's see what you got.

01:17:43.000 Just being in a t-shirt.

01:17:45.000 So just dressing again.

01:17:47.000 So the biggest, your favorite part is the no tits.

01:17:49.000 That's twice now.

01:17:50.000 Okay, I got you.

01:17:51.000 T-shirts, towels.

01:17:52.000 Anything else?

01:17:53.000 Anything that's not a key table?

01:17:54.000 Being in a t-shirt.

01:17:57.000 Shoes?

01:17:58.000 Socks.

01:17:59.000 Iced tea.

01:18:00.000 Just not having tits, I guess.

01:18:02.000 It's being able to.

01:18:06.000 So three.

01:18:07.000 Oh, wait.

01:18:07.000 I get it.

01:18:08.000 Three.

01:18:09.000 What's the best three things about cutting your tits off?

01:18:13.000 Having no tits, not having tits, and then having no tits.

01:18:17.000 And then this.

01:18:18.000 You know, just going like this.

01:18:20.000 Doing the macarena.

01:18:22.000 Just doing the first two moves in the macarena.

01:18:26.000 Touch my chest.

01:18:29.000 Oh, wow.

01:18:30.000 This person is mentally ill.

01:18:34.000 Feel comfortable in my body for the probably the first time.

01:18:38.000 Yeah, you seem really comfortable.

01:18:40.000 Yeah, you seem comfortable.

01:18:40.000 Tears of joy.

01:18:42.000 You seem pretty chill there, Elliot.

01:18:44.000 Tears of joy, dude.

01:18:46.000 Tears of joy, dude.

01:18:49.000 That's not even how we cry.

01:18:50.000 I feel comfortable in my body for the probably the first time.

01:18:56.000 Tears of joy.

01:18:58.000 Convincing.

01:18:59.000 I would need more.

01:19:00.000 I'm just as convincing as her time, but I would need more Elliot Page.

01:19:05.000 Toughen up, son.

01:19:05.000 You can act like a man.

01:19:07.000 What are you a fucking pussy?

01:19:09.000 Tears of joy.

01:19:10.000 In March, the Umbrella Academy star became the first transgender man to be featured solo on the cover of Time Act.

01:19:17.000 That's not true.

01:19:17.000 There's a fucking dog in there, too.

01:19:19.000 You assholes.

01:19:21.000 Edwin.

01:19:22.000 Look at that meek dog.

01:19:23.000 I need more Elliot talking about it.

01:19:25.000 Became the first transgender man to be featured solo on the Time Act.

01:19:29.000 Answer one question as a normal dude.

01:19:36.000 It says protect transport dying matters.

01:19:42.000 In an interview with Vanity Fair, Elliot said.

01:19:44.000 Trans children are dying.

01:19:45.000 Who the fuck thinks that?

01:19:46.000 Where are trans children?

01:19:48.000 They're just getting killed by like Nazi skinheads?

01:19:51.000 Their parents?

01:19:52.000 I don't know.

01:19:52.000 They're dying from fucking children.

01:19:54.000 I'm sure it's happening in shithole countries like India and stuff, where they kill you for being a fag.

01:19:59.000 They just throw you off the roof.

01:20:00.000 Why are you making and if it is your top priority?

01:20:04.000 Shouldn't you be over in Saudi Arabia and fucking the Caribbean and all that stuff where it's illegal to be gay?

01:20:09.000 What are you doing here, bitching about it?

01:20:11.000 In fucking San Bernardino.

01:20:16.000 He calls the anti-trans rhetoric in our culture, quote, devastating, and points to the recent wave of controversial laws and bill proposals, which have been criticized for targeting transgender youth.

01:20:28.000 Elliott said talking to Oprah, quote, felt like an opportunity to use a wide-reaching platform to speak for my life.

01:20:34.000 I want to read me quotes.

01:20:35.000 I want to see it talk.

01:20:38.000 Fuck.

01:20:39.000 That's all we get.

01:20:40.000 At what point do they understand that children are children?

01:20:44.000 They cannot make life-altering decisions until they're 18 in any other aspect of their lives.

01:20:51.000 They can't get tattoos.

01:20:52.000 They can't do anything because they are a minor.

01:20:57.000 Their parents or guardian are legally responsible for their decision-making.

01:21:01.000 We just had a show the other day where Sarah Silverman was talking about how she went to visit her sister when she was 13 and she was a very petite 13-year-old.

01:21:08.000 And she got raped by the dorm guy because the sister was gone all day.

01:21:14.000 And she's no animosity towards the parents or anyone else.

01:21:17.000 That's just like, that's life.

01:21:24.000 No, I need Elliot.

01:21:27.000 She called out Chris Pratt for going to Hillsong Church.

01:21:30.000 You're almost just like, oh, I wish I'd done that.

01:21:32.000 I don't need...

01:21:33.000 Why did Elliot Page end his wife divorce?

01:21:37.000 When she's Ellen Page, she's being this phony character where she's been this actress her whole life.

01:21:45.000 So she just acts like an actress.

01:21:46.000 And a lot of actresses are like that.

01:21:49.000 They just become this really pretentious, boring person.

01:21:52.000 But now that she's a dude, she doesn't have a character worked up yet.

01:21:57.000 So she doesn't know how to talk.

01:21:58.000 And that's why when Oprah says, how was your transition?

01:22:01.000 She's just like, I...

01:22:07.000 I could touch my chest.

01:22:09.000 Just this.

01:22:10.000 Shower.

01:22:11.000 Being a comfortable body.

01:22:12.000 So that's it for Elliot Page?

01:22:14.000 Cups, curtains, basketballs.

01:22:16.000 There's no more Elliot Page talk.

01:22:18.000 She divorced her wife, his wife.

01:22:20.000 Her, his.

01:22:21.000 Yeah, well, his wife was a fucking dyke.

01:22:23.000 Gross.

01:22:24.000 That's not how you play guitar.

01:22:25.000 Well, I would imagine she's still attracted to women.

01:22:27.000 It's up to her.

01:22:28.000 She does it.

01:22:29.000 Oh, she came out as gay.

01:22:31.000 Now that she's a man, she could rate her.

01:22:33.000 She's like, well, she's like a six.

01:22:36.000 Oh, jeez.

01:22:37.000 My wife.

01:22:39.000 She had shitty tits.

01:22:42.000 There had to be something more.

01:22:43.000 I wish I could have cut her tits off.

01:22:44.000 Am I right, Bob?

01:22:46.000 She's like, well, Elliot Page is the worst dude I've ever...

01:22:48.000 He fucking sucks.

01:22:50.000 When you look this up, there's so many talk about the interview.

01:22:58.000 But.

01:22:59.000 That's her only appearance, huh?

01:23:01.000 Elliot Page on Coming Out.

01:23:03.000 Boring.

01:23:04.000 Oh, now they have to go back in time and call her Elliot Page.

01:23:08.000 Yeah, the Oprah interview was it.

01:23:11.000 Wow.

01:23:12.000 And then this photo shoot where she's like, I mean, I wonder if she'll get man of the year like Bruce Jenner got woman of the year.

01:23:24.000 Why can't just one of them come out as a dude and just be a funny, fucking good old boy dude?

01:23:30.000 Like the guy who is the bassist in your band.

01:23:34.000 He's like a funny dude.

01:23:36.000 Fart jokes.

01:23:37.000 Hey, what's that?

01:23:38.000 And then he hits you up because you look down.

01:23:39.000 Yeah.

01:23:40.000 Well, you don't think this gaunt nerd is a cool dude to chill with?

01:23:45.000 Yeah.

01:23:45.000 No.

01:23:46.000 A DJ on the side, but I want to play foosball with him and be like, okay, if I win, I get to punch you in the arm as hard as I can.

01:23:54.000 If you win, you get to punch me in the face as hard as you can.

01:23:57.000 Deal?

01:23:59.000 Okay, last letter.

01:24:00.000 Hey, Gavin, I've been a subscriber for a month now, and I just wanted to let you know it's been much more valuable than Netflix or Hulu.

01:24:06.000 Also, my roommate asked me why I listened to your show.

01:24:07.000 I thought about it for a minute and laughed and said, he's got the sprinkles.

01:24:11.000 I love everything you do.

01:24:12.000 You see how you can tell that I'm the one who chose which ones are worth reading.

01:24:20.000 Gavin, while serving tour as an active war movie captain, I found this Black Ding Gem.

01:24:25.000 I wasn't able to find great quality of it, but this one gets the point across.

01:24:30.000 skip to 21 seconds.

01:24:32.000 As a war movie vet, I remember this film.

01:24:36.000 So let me just give you the background.

01:24:39.000 They were in Vietnam.

01:24:41.000 This is Mel Gibson, I believe, right?

01:24:44.000 Yeah, Mel Gibson is in this.

01:24:45.000 Melanie Gibson.

01:24:49.000 So it's a Vietnam movie.

01:24:51.000 And they all live together in this one community where all the husbands are in Vietnam.

01:24:56.000 And so they found out that the military was coming by and announcing to the women that their husbands were dead.

01:25:01.000 And they decided that's not fair.

01:25:03.000 Give us the cards of who dies and we'll go do it.

01:25:06.000 So at least it's someone they know telling them.

01:25:09.000 So the local housewives would go read the announcements to the wives.

01:25:13.000 But then now when the wives see those two coming, they start crying.

01:25:18.000 And this black woman, of course, yanks you out of the movie with her overacting.

01:25:34.000 No.

01:25:36.000 Can you just pause it?

01:25:37.000 Yes.

01:25:38.000 I have a theory here that the director said, so they come, I'm just, I want you to hold them and just start crying.

01:25:44.000 And she goes, I wanted to do something different.

01:25:46.000 I want to do this denial where I'm like, no, no, no.

01:25:49.000 And the director was like, oh, for fuck's sake.

01:25:53.000 And he's so intimidated by her because she's such a fucking pain in the ass that he just went, yeah, sure, Cheryl, whatever.

01:26:03.000 And he let her ruin his movie because he was intimidated by her.

01:26:08.000 That's my theory.

01:26:09.000 This wasn't supposed to be in the movie.

01:26:11.000 After you watched this, two women went to your parents' house with a flag and they said, I'm sorry, your son died after being ripped out of this movie so hard by this black dress.

01:26:20.000 Her son has a purple heart for enduring this scene in the war movie Olympics.

01:26:27.000 You know, we could look up the screenplay, I bet, and find this scene.

01:26:30.000 And I bet it's like, oh, no.

01:26:32.000 Oh, no, that's horrible.

01:26:34.000 Sob, sob.

01:26:35.000 But she's not even selling it.

01:26:38.000 When she looks to our right.

01:26:41.000 Dear.

01:26:45.000 Horrible.

01:26:50.000 So flat.

01:26:56.000 That's her own take on...

01:27:01.000 The director's like, I'll just cut it short.

01:27:04.000 Yeah, that went off for 40 more seconds.

01:27:06.000 And they're both like, after that, that was fucking weird.

01:27:11.000 And then after that, they're walking down the street and she goes, are we in a shitty movie?

01:27:18.000 Was that not the worst scene ever?

01:27:20.000 Did that just ruin our career?

01:27:22.000 Did we just make history, but not in a good way?

01:27:24.000 Did I just lose an Academy Award because of that bitch?

01:27:28.000 Was that the bird which is the bald eagle?

01:27:30.000 By the way, I meant to say, Space Jam on Rotten Tomatoes is doing really well with the audience score.

01:27:40.000 Really?

01:27:41.000 I'm excited for it, dude.

01:27:43.000 That movie meant so much to me as a kid.

01:27:44.000 I was seven years old.

01:27:45.000 Please shut up.

01:27:46.000 That's like you with Andy Capp or whatever gay shit you grew up with.

01:27:50.000 That sucked.

01:27:51.000 And mine was better.

01:27:52.000 And D.Cap.

01:27:53.000 What is that?

01:27:53.000 Look at the tomato meter.

01:27:55.000 It's 44%, and the people are 63%.

01:27:58.000 Wait, that's the origin.

01:28:00.000 Oh.

01:28:00.000 Michael Jordan.

01:28:01.000 Okay, go to the 2021, obviously.

01:28:05.000 It's good to compare.

01:28:06.000 Ooh, 32, 80, 80%.

01:28:11.000 So it is based.

01:28:12.000 That tells you it's based.

01:28:13.000 Yeah, that's how you tell.

01:28:14.000 A father that's a little bit more.

01:28:15.000 That's almost become like the parental advisory.

01:28:18.000 If you see a low tomato meter and a high audience score, you know that it's a Christian movie with good values.

01:28:27.000 Or is it all the wokeness?

01:28:28.000 Okay, let's end it with this last one.

01:28:33.000 Salute, Gavin, Montabar Nac de Mange de Melde.

01:28:36.000 Tell Rygai to look up the Instagram handle, HellaHugh.

01:28:41.000 H-E-L-A-H-U-E.

01:28:45.000 And he says she's a 10.

01:28:48.000 She's our type.

01:28:49.000 And we should be trying to, quote-unquote, jizz our pants.

01:28:53.000 Okay.

01:28:56.000 Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

01:29:00.000 I'm a fan of those boobies.

01:29:03.000 Although I can't really see them.

01:29:05.000 I like those lips.

01:29:07.000 Oh, look at that one at the bottom middle there.

01:29:09.000 Where she's got those cool lips.

01:29:11.000 No, bottom middle.

01:29:15.000 You know those kind of lips?

01:29:17.000 Yeah, cartoon lips.

01:29:18.000 Those kind of like uppy-downy lips.

01:29:21.000 Like French lips.

01:29:22.000 I don't know why.

01:29:22.000 Yeah.

01:29:23.000 But they seem French.

01:29:24.000 Well, she's got anger as an energy.

01:29:25.000 That's the sex pistols.

01:29:26.000 That's, I mean, pill.

01:29:27.000 That's good.

01:29:28.000 Public image limited.

01:29:31.000 A little cankly there.

01:29:33.000 Cankly?

01:29:34.000 She had cankles?

01:29:35.000 Aww.

01:29:37.000 Kankly.

01:29:38.000 You don't think those are kind of tree trunks?

01:29:39.000 No, they're not the tree trunks.

01:29:42.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:29:44.000 I mean, again, we're always critiquing models, and as an old, ugly person, I feel ridiculous, but something's not right.

01:29:51.000 She looks a little Steve Coogan-y, my boy.

01:29:54.000 My man crush.

01:29:56.000 Those are Coogan lips, by the way.

01:29:58.000 Don't deny it.

01:29:58.000 So you like Steve Coogan's lips?

01:30:01.000 Your gay obsession with Steve Coogan is disturbing.

01:30:04.000 I don't think so.

01:30:05.000 What do you think, Maddie?

01:30:07.000 She's a little thin.

01:30:09.000 No, about Steve Coogan.

01:30:10.000 Oh.

01:30:11.000 My obsession with him.

01:30:12.000 Oh, hey.

01:30:15.000 That's a you problem.

01:30:17.000 Look at the third most recent picture.

01:30:20.000 She has that bum cleavage that we've been concerned about.

01:30:23.000 Which picture?

01:30:24.000 The third most recent?

01:30:26.000 Okay.

01:30:27.000 T-Mos R. You know what I mean, those?

01:30:30.000 Yeah.

01:30:32.000 Publicity has those too.

01:30:34.000 Public was.

01:30:35.000 But, you know, gravity will take effect sooner or later.

01:30:39.000 I mean, she can't be more than, what, 20?

01:30:42.000 21?

01:30:42.000 Yeah, she's got to be.

01:30:43.000 So you think we'll lose that butt cleavage?

01:30:46.000 No, it'll get worse.

01:30:49.000 It's kind of unusual.

01:30:50.000 Like, go to, are you at Publicity?

01:30:53.000 Publicity.

01:30:54.000 Pub L-Y-S-S-I-T-Y.

01:30:58.000 She has the potential to be a 10.

01:31:00.000 S-I-T-Y.

01:31:02.000 Oh, fuck.

01:31:03.000 Everything you do is garbage, Ryan.

01:31:06.000 P-U-B-L-Y-S-S-I-T-Y.

01:31:09.000 P-U-B-S-S-I-I-T-Y.

01:31:13.000 Yes, there she is.

01:31:13.000 Alyssa Amano.

01:31:15.000 Amoroso, I mean.

01:31:16.000 Amoroso.

01:31:17.000 Now look at that first pick.

01:31:20.000 That's got some serious 10 potential.

01:31:23.000 Those are some high tits.

01:31:25.000 But she also has the high butt tits.

01:31:29.000 Those are high tits.

01:31:31.000 And now look at the fourth most recent one there.

01:31:33.000 She's also a little more full-figured.

01:31:35.000 Yeah, I like that.

01:31:36.000 But go back to the first one.

01:31:38.000 Sushi.

01:31:39.000 That one.

01:31:41.000 That kind of looks like an aunt of mine that I don't have.

01:31:44.000 See, is that a tit issue or what?

01:31:48.000 A tissue?

01:31:50.000 A tito?

01:31:51.000 Yeah, that's a good tit shoe.

01:31:52.000 A tissue?

01:31:52.000 A tit shoe.

01:31:54.000 Well, it doesn't appear that she's wearing a bra there, so.

01:31:58.000 They're just so high up.

01:32:00.000 Yeah.

01:32:00.000 And they're so bummy.

01:32:02.000 Maybe she had a lift.

01:32:03.000 Go to the peace sign one there.

01:32:07.000 Those are too high tits, bro.

01:32:09.000 I'm sorry.

01:32:09.000 She's high-titted.

01:32:11.000 Yeah.

01:32:12.000 Could be fake.

01:32:15.000 I don't know why you'd want to artificially create that, though.

01:32:18.000 Unless it's like a deal.

01:32:20.000 We're like, here, we got these high-tits laying around.

01:32:22.000 Do you want these?

01:32:23.000 See, she's got kind of big hands.

01:32:24.000 She really has the potential to become a giant fat beast.

01:32:28.000 Oh, she's...

01:32:29.000 If I was going to marry her, I'd have to make her sign a contract.

01:32:32.000 She's definitely not petite.

01:32:33.000 She promises to keep it under 200.

01:32:41.000 I totally stan her, as they say.

01:32:44.000 Look at that one with the microphone.

01:32:45.000 Dude, she has plastic surgery face, though.

01:32:48.000 You think?

01:32:48.000 That frozen Botox mouth?

01:32:50.000 That's, yeah.

01:32:51.000 I hate when young girls do that.

01:32:53.000 All right.

01:32:53.000 We're way over the limit here.

01:32:56.000 We hope you enjoyed this particular episode of From the Mailbag.

01:33:00.000 Thanks to Maddie for joining us.

01:33:02.000 Feels good to catch up on the mail because we always just take a tiny chip out of it.

01:33:06.000 And there was a good hour and a half ensconced in the mailbag.

01:33:11.000 Thank you very much, Maddie, for coming.

01:33:13.000 Always a pleasure.

01:33:14.000 I don't have to thank Ryan.

01:33:15.000 It's his job.

01:33:16.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 27, 2021

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