Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - Get Off My Lawn Podcast #119 | So Joe Rogan and Jack Dorsey were talking about me

00:00:00.000 So Joe Rogan and Jack Dorsey were talking about me.

00:00:05.000 My ears are burning.

00:00:07.000 I believe they're all talking about me.

00:00:13.000 I think what happened was Joe Rogan had Jack Dorsey on and he softballed him.

00:00:19.000 And he got a lot of shit for it.

00:00:22.000 And I don't think Joe Rogan likes shit.

00:00:25.000 Like he told me after I was on the first time, he goes, yeah, a lot of people were real mad at me for having you on something about anti-Muslim stuff or whatever.

00:00:33.000 And I sort of said, yeah, dude, that's the deal.

00:00:38.000 Like it's almost like someone getting into pro wrestling and saying, yeah, when I got in the ring there and I started fighting Hulk Hogan, all these people were yelling boo at me.

00:00:48.000 I mean, that's the game we're in.

00:00:49.000 It's sort of like when Jon Stewart ran into Anthony Cumia and he said, uh, he refused to shake Anthony's hand.

00:00:57.000 And Anthony goes, uh, how long you been in this business for?

00:01:00.000 Yeah.

00:01:01.000 Jon, I did make fun of you, um, on my show, but that's what we do.

00:01:06.000 All you do on your show is make fun of other people.

00:01:10.000 Uh, you're not supposed to take it that seriously, but, um,

00:01:14.000 Anyway, I'm not going to disparage Joe Rogan because I'm desperate to get on his show.

00:01:19.000 It's good for business.

00:01:20.000 But I think, so my theory is he got a lot of flack and then Alex Jones started attacking him and saying that he's getting paid by Jack Dorsey to promote Twitter.

00:01:29.000 And he kept asking me about that.

00:01:31.000 Alex kept asking me about that on Infowars and I was like...

00:01:34.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:01:39.000 Again, selling out because I want to get back on Joe's show.

00:01:42.000 I used to talk to Joe through Twitter DMs, but now that I'm banned, I don't know how to get a hold of him.

00:01:49.000 And it's funny how many friends you lose.

00:01:51.000 When you are banned from Twitter, like relationships.

00:01:55.000 I should have said to every famous person I know, what's your phone number or something in case I get banned from this?

00:02:03.000 But even Tommy Robinson is really hard to get a hold of now.

00:02:07.000 I'll ask like a producer or something.

00:02:09.000 Anyway.

00:02:11.000 So they were on, have you got the clip?

00:02:12.000 Do you want to play the clip?

00:02:16.000 Not that I'm aware.

00:02:18.000 So then this, you know, to the next question,

00:02:21.000 This is Vijaya Gade.

00:02:23.000 She's the person that's in charge of like banning people and all that stuff.

00:02:27.000 And she's with Jack Dorsey.

00:02:29.000 Pertaining to bias, you have the issue of Antifa versus the Proud Boys and Patriot Prayer.

00:02:33.000 And Twitter permanently excised anyone associated with the Proud Boys, Antifa accounts who have broken the rules repeatedly, branded known cells that have been involved in violence, all still active.

00:02:44.000 Is there a reason?

00:02:46.000 Well, with the Proud Boys, what we were able to do was actually look at documentation and announcements that, you know, the leaders of that organization had made and their use of violence in the real world.

00:02:57.000 Just stop.

00:02:58.000 What are you talking about, lady?

00:03:01.000 Again, I want to get back on Twitter, because I think it's good for the cause, so I'm being a lot, I'm being super nice to her.

00:03:07.000 But what, what, first of all, what leaders?

00:03:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:03:11.000 This reminds me of the SPLC, where they're able to destroy people's lives, but then you look at the way they talk, and they're just so half-assed.

00:03:18.000 They're like, you want bigots, Gavin?

00:03:19.000 Well, this is how you get bigots!

00:03:21.000 These guys read Death of the West, which by the way means white.

00:03:24.000 It means death of white people.

00:03:25.000 So she's talking about Pat Buchanan like he's this fucking Nazi stormtrooper, yet this woman is writing for the SPLC and they're making major decisions about people's lives.

00:03:36.000 Similarly, this woman, this Indian woman, Vijaya,

00:03:41.000 is able to say, yeah, we ban this group, which ends up being hundreds of people, and they can't defend themselves anymore, too.

00:03:48.000 So now when people say, you know, Proud Boys took a plea in court on Friday, they can't say, no, no, one guy took a plea that was a Proud Boy, another guy took a plea that wasn't, and they didn't really have serious charges, and it was five days community service, so they thought, fuck it, I'm not gonna go to court for five days of picking up garbage.

00:04:07.000 The other guys who are facing jail, which you can find on OfficialProudBoys.com, Doug, John, and Max, they all said, no, we're not taking that deal.

00:04:16.000 That deal sucks, and we didn't do anything wrong.

00:04:20.000 But this idea that leaders were calling for violence, A, there's no leaders, and B, okay, so you're anti-violence, so that must mean you're real hard on Hamas.

00:04:34.000 Hamas is on Twitter, by the way.

00:04:36.000 A Palestinian terrorist group.

00:04:40.000 They're on Twitter.

00:04:41.000 Antifa has also been deemed a terrorist group.

00:04:43.000 The Proud Boys were not.

00:04:45.000 But anyway, keep rolling it.

00:04:47.000 We're focused on, and subsequent to our decision, I believe, the FBI also designated them.

00:04:52.000 That's not true.

00:04:53.000 It's not true?

00:04:53.000 That's not true.

00:04:54.000 No.

00:04:54.000 Okay.

00:04:54.000 Just pause.

00:04:55.000 No, that's not true.

00:04:55.000 Just pause.

00:04:56.000 So, Tim Poole is pretty thorough, but Joe Rogan, he talks to comedians, and he has a good time, and he's very philosophical, but he's not like a research nut, the way Ann Coulter would be.

00:05:07.000 And even Joe knows that that whole FBI thing is bullshit.

00:05:12.000 So good to hear that, isn't it?

00:05:13.000 I guess.

00:05:14.000 But why are we so happy with scraps?

00:05:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:18.000 Like, the far left can take this shitty small-town police report from Vancouver, Washington, where some guy wants to cover his ass for firing a Proud Boy Girl sheriff.

00:05:27.000 So he says, uh, the FBI were here and, uh...

00:05:31.000 I don't know, they said that the Proud Boys have ties to white nationalists and they're extremists.

00:05:37.000 I'm gonna put that in the report just so that she can't sue me.

00:05:41.000 Then the far left gets a hold of that, that guy Jason Chittyteeth at the Guardian.

00:05:46.000 He said to me when I met him at a Tommy Robbins and then he goes, hello, I'm actually from the UK.

00:05:50.000 And I go, I know dude, I can tell by your teeth.

00:05:54.000 Oh no.

00:05:55.000 That maybe didn't start us on the right foot.

00:05:58.000 Did he like that?

00:05:59.000 No.

00:06:01.000 He also, um, I also called him a tepid cunt.

00:06:05.000 Wow.

00:06:06.000 When he called me once during an interview.

00:06:08.000 You're a real charmer.

00:06:09.000 Well, I'm really happy with that.

00:06:12.000 Yeah.

00:06:12.000 That's up there with Torpid Sloth.

00:06:14.000 Yes.

00:06:14.000 A tepid cunt.

00:06:17.000 It really comes, it sums him up, Jason Millicent in a nutshell, but it also gets across that these people are

00:06:23.000 They're meek, they're milquetoast, but they're also evil.

00:06:28.000 So they're just like, the term they use in England, which I really like, is wet.

00:06:32.000 You know, if someone comes across as a child molester, you'd say, he seems really wet.

00:06:36.000 And it's like evil and slimy, but Jason is more, I should stop.

00:06:42.000 Explaining it.

00:06:42.000 Tepid cunt is perfect.

00:06:44.000 Yeah.

00:06:45.000 And, you know, Jason in the left ran with that sentence from police support.

00:06:49.000 I know people in the FBI.

00:06:51.000 I call, I know them from my death threats.

00:06:54.000 And they go, the first guy I talked to goes, yeah, that's not really what we do.

00:06:58.000 We don't really deem groups, and you go to their website and they do deem like major groups, you know, ISIS, yes, terrorist group.

00:07:06.000 So they talk about the biggies, but they don't really mention, you know, Patriot Prayer or even like bonafide racist biker gangs like the Aryan Brotherhood.

00:07:17.000 They're not on—the FBI doesn't—they deal with the individual.

00:07:20.000 They don't police thought.

00:07:22.000 But that's the new thing.

00:07:22.000 You'll notice with the New York City Football Club, they're trying to—they said, we need to get the racists out of this club, and they talk about this one Latino skinhead.

00:07:32.000 What's his name again?

00:07:34.000 Irvin.

00:07:35.000 And some other dude who, like, has an OI record label.

00:07:38.000 They want them out.

00:07:40.000 Even though they don't do anything wrong at the games.

00:07:43.000 And I was thinking about that.

00:07:44.000 Like, if I'm at a soccer game, and someone in that crowd is a racist, an actual bonafide racist, which these guys aren't, I don't give a shit.

00:07:52.000 I don't give a shit about what a stranger's thoughts are.

00:07:57.000 I mean, it's one thing if they're throwing bananas on the pitch when a black player comes out, which Russians do, and Brits always got accused of that.

00:08:04.000 But, like, why do you care what someone's thoughts are, you fucking weirdo?

00:08:09.000 And, by the way, if you do start rounding up people for having racist thoughts, I think whites are going to be some of the last group that gets rounded up.

00:08:17.000 Talk to an old Korean guy about his daughter dating a black man.

00:08:22.000 Or even Japanese.

00:08:23.000 They hate a lot of people.

00:08:25.000 Dude, talk to a Japanese about his daughter dating a Korean.

00:08:28.000 Yeah.

00:08:29.000 It's not gonna be pretty.

00:08:30.000 They just looked down at the Chinese.

00:08:32.000 It's such a rude thing I've heard from my ex-Korean boss about the Chinese.

00:08:36.000 I wonder what your dad's family thought of him knocking up a Puerto Rican.

00:08:41.000 Ooh, I don't know.

00:08:43.000 I mean, they know... He's brought the great shame!

00:08:45.000 Yeah, that's why he didn't... Well, there's probably plenty of reasons he didn't marry her, but that's one of them, yeah.

00:08:50.000 Baba Very nice

00:09:06.000 My god.

00:09:07.000 Can I tell you a quick story?

00:09:08.000 Of course.

00:09:09.000 Alright, so I was in California visiting my dad and I met this girl at a sushi place and my dad laughed.

00:09:14.000 We all went there as a family and then I wound up meeting this Japanese chick.

00:09:18.000 Didn't speak too great English, but I said, hey, come to my house.

00:09:21.000 Where is this?

00:09:22.000 In California.

00:09:23.000 Oh, okay.

00:09:24.000 And so, now she comes over to my apartment, my dad's apartment, and then, so it's just me and her, nobody's there, and my grandmother's visiting, you know, so she's out somewhere, she's taking a walk or something, and I have my shirt off, and she's kneeling on her knees, and it looks like my shirt's off and she's kneeling down, like about to blow me or something, and my Japanese grandmother walks in, and I don't, she doesn't speak any English, so,

00:09:50.000 I don't speak Japanese, so they're just talking in Japanese trying to explain their way out of this.

00:09:54.000 And I'm just standing there.

00:09:58.000 So she was saying in Japanese, it's not what you think.

00:10:00.000 Yeah.

00:10:01.000 Was the grandmother mad?

00:10:02.000 She was just like, oh, I... like that.

00:10:06.000 Okay.

00:10:07.000 I feel like Japanese people wouldn't care.

00:10:08.000 They're not religious, right?

00:10:11.000 They were pretty conservative to some degree.

00:10:14.000 So, yeah, my dad was like, oh, my grandson's penis is going in lady's mouth because it has extra nerve endings and it will be pleasurable to him.

00:10:23.000 I wound up learning Japanese later on in life and I look back and she actually said, where are the tentacles at?

00:10:29.000 Yo.

00:10:30.000 What does that mean?

00:10:30.000 Because they like tentacle porn.

00:10:32.000 Oh, I get it.

00:10:33.000 Very funny.

00:10:33.000 Thank you.

00:10:34.000 No, they have penis festivals in Japan where they all worship the penis and what great work it's done.

00:10:38.000 And there's kids and dads all walking around with giant wood penises.

00:10:42.000 What?

00:10:43.000 And big penis monuments and stuff.

00:10:45.000 Yeah, it's a big deal.

00:10:46.000 Wow.

00:10:46.000 And I know a friend of mine, a Jewish woman, she clogged a toilet when she was dating her Japanese boyfriend, who she's married to now, and they have three kids.

00:10:57.000 But it was her first time meeting his parents, and she fucking clogged the toilet.

00:11:02.000 I didn't even know women shit.

00:11:03.000 I thought it was bubble gum that comes out.

00:11:05.000 No.

00:11:06.000 So I guess she's one, I think 1% of women shit.

00:11:11.000 Anyway, she's part of the 1%, and she goes, oh my god, and the boyfriend didn't know where the plunger was, so he had to get his dad.

00:11:20.000 So his dad comes up, and he's seeing his son's girlfriend's logs.

00:11:26.000 Not turds, logs.

00:11:27.000 Yes, and guess what?

00:11:29.000 It couldn't have happened to a better person.

00:11:31.000 Race of people.

00:11:32.000 It couldn't have happened to a better race.

00:11:34.000 Maybe Germans.

00:11:35.000 Yeah, maybe Germans.

00:11:36.000 They'd start rubbing it all over themselves.

00:11:39.000 But no, the Japanese dad, very clinical, of course, which is why I brought up that thing about your grandmother, and he's like, oh, you are very healthy.

00:11:50.000 You have strong fiber in your diet.

00:11:52.000 Very good.

00:11:53.000 He was like proud of her load.

00:11:55.000 Right.

00:11:56.000 Proud of your load.

00:12:02.000 I'll make you proud of your load.

00:12:05.000 Cause your fiber intake and your carbohydrates are on point.

00:12:10.000 Okay, let's hear more of Vijay.

00:12:13.000 Yeah, you know, the Proud Boys started out as a joke.

00:12:16.000 Gavin McInnes, Anthony Cumia, who was part of Opie and Anthony, now it's his own show, told me about it.

00:12:24.000 It happened on his show.

00:12:25.000 Because there was a guy that was on the show, and they made a joke about starting a gang based on him.

00:12:30.000 Can we just pause here for a second?

00:12:32.000 I am gay for Anthony Cumia.

00:12:34.000 I talk to him at least once a day.

00:12:38.000 Great guy.

00:12:39.000 Quality human being.

00:12:40.000 Very fucking funny.

00:12:41.000 His show is one of the few podcasts I listen to, and that's the Anthony Cumia Show with Dave Landau.

00:12:49.000 Wonderful guy.

00:12:50.000 However, Mr. Cumia is incurious when it comes to certain topics.

00:12:56.000 He's great with World War II and planes and video games and politics and race and cops.

00:13:02.000 Proud Boys is not an area that he has a lot of interest in, and I do not blame him one bit.

00:13:07.000 But he never came to a meetup, and so his theory about how it all started is better than most, because it did start under his roof.

00:13:15.000 But, like, he thinks we wear Perry Ellis shirts.

00:13:17.000 Perry Ellis, yeah, he'll say that all the time.

00:13:19.000 Perry Ellis.

00:13:19.000 It kills me to hear that.

00:13:20.000 He doesn't know what a Fred Perry is, and so to use him as a source is wrong.

00:13:26.000 It's just like talking to Elvis's mom about the origins of rock and roll.

00:13:31.000 She's closer than most, but it did start as a joke.

00:13:35.000 It's still a joke.

00:13:36.000 It's still fun.

00:13:38.000 It's still Animal House.

00:13:39.000 It's still...

00:13:42.000 A funny club that's like the Flintstones Club with, you know, the water buffaloes with Fred and Barney.

00:13:49.000 Now, yes, there are fights in the Pacific Northwest, but that's because Antifa starts them.

00:13:53.000 Antifa's insane.

00:13:55.000 So why is there so much controversy?

00:13:57.000 Because we live in an insane time where it's wrong to be an unashamed male.

00:14:02.000 Look at little boys in kindergarten getting penalized for being boisterous and being sent to a therapist where they have to take Ritalin to calm them down because boys can't be boys.

00:14:12.000 Boys can't be boys.

00:14:13.000 Men can't be men.

00:14:15.000 You know, look at custody battles.

00:14:17.000 We are living in a strange time where men are the butt of all jokes.

00:14:21.000 Homer Simpson is our icon and everyone else is put on a pedestal.

00:14:26.000 So if you're just, not even rubbing it in people's faces, but just quietly meeting and starting a funny men's club, then you need to be stopped.

00:14:36.000 You're evil.

00:14:37.000 It's the new Fourth Reich and you're going to start World War Four.

00:14:40.000 World War Three, sorry.

00:14:42.000 Yes, there have been a couple guys who went to rallies.

00:14:46.000 There's been way more charity work that no one ever talks about.

00:14:50.000 And as far as the violence goes, things are not getting out of hand.

00:14:56.000 The reaction might be getting out of hand.

00:14:58.000 So they get ambushed by Antifa, and Antifa tells the police to fuck off.

00:15:05.000 Instead of that being ignored, which it should have been, that becomes the Attorney General, the Mayor and the Governor going ballistic on the top brass and making the police round everyone up.

00:15:15.000 So that's getting out of hand.

00:15:17.000 But not the people, like to say, for Rogan to say this probably saying, just got out of hand.

00:15:23.000 That's like saying, you know, these guys, they started, they got involved in black magic and stuff in Salem in the 1700s or whenever it was.

00:15:32.000 And then, you know, and then they talk about all the witches getting round up and burnt, and then they just got out of hand.

00:15:37.000 No, we're not getting out of hand because someone's burning us at the stake.

00:15:41.000 It's the reaction that got out of hand.

00:15:43.000 But as far as the day-to-day goes, there's been zero fucking change.

00:15:47.000 And I did not quit the group because of a fake FBI designation.

00:15:54.000 That happened the day before I left.

00:15:56.000 You can tell by my presentation.

00:15:58.000 I've been working on it for about at least a week.

00:16:01.000 I quit because my legal team said that it would be better for the NYC9.

00:16:07.000 Because they were pushing on the NYC9 that they're a gang.

00:16:09.000 A gang has two things.

00:16:10.000 It has a leader and they do illegal activities.

00:16:12.000 If I quote-unquote step down from my non-existent leadership position, then it hurts the prosecution's case that we're dealing with a gang.

00:16:21.000 So I did it to hurt the prosecution's case.

00:16:26.000 And I don't think it helped, to be honest.

00:16:28.000 You know, John is still facing a year in prison, Max is still facing six months in prison, and Doug is still facing three years probation.

00:16:36.000 Two of those people, John and Doug, married to black women, tons of black kids, fired from their jobs, moving back in with their parents because they're white supremacists.

00:16:45.000 That is the fucking clown world we're living in.

00:16:48.000 So, we didn't change, the world became more clown.

00:16:53.000 It went from Bozo to the guy from It.

00:16:57.000 Doink.

00:16:58.000 Oh, Pennywise.

00:16:58.000 Pennywise, Jesus.

00:17:00.000 My fucking six-year-old.

00:17:01.000 My 10-year-old watched it on the plane, and my six-year-old was looking over his shoulder.

00:17:06.000 It's fucked up.

00:17:06.000 So now he brings up Pennywise every two days.

00:17:09.000 Kids cannot see scary shit.

00:17:10.000 When my middle boy was very young, I showed him Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and he saw a large marge.

00:17:17.000 Her head explode in it, like she's a trucker who her eyeballs bug out and stuff.

00:17:22.000 Every time I'd sit down with him to draw, he'd ask me to draw a large marge.

00:17:26.000 I wasn't allowed to say the word large marge, though.

00:17:29.000 She was known in our house as L.M.

00:17:31.000 I told Paul Reubens that.

00:17:33.000 When Leslie Arfin married Paul Rust, there was a lot of celebs there, including Fatty Bum Bum Cakes.

00:17:41.000 What's her name?

00:17:41.000 Lena... Dunham?

00:17:43.000 Lena Dunham.

00:17:44.000 God, it was a brutally hot day.

00:17:46.000 She was wearing a cable knit turtleneck sweater and a blazer on top.

00:17:51.000 You know that's a sign of schizophrenia, when you can't gauge the temperature.

00:17:55.000 That's why you see bums in July wearing winter coats.

00:17:58.000 Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:00.000 So I meet Paul Reubens, and I go, wow, it's an honor, you know, I grew up watching your show, my band used to cover your opening show, blah, blah, blah.

00:18:09.000 And then I told him the Large Marge story, expecting him to laugh.

00:18:13.000 And he just sort of looks at me cautiously.

00:18:15.000 I think it's possible he thought I was like a Jerky Boys kind of guy and I was fucking with him.

00:18:20.000 Oh, I see.

00:18:20.000 Because in LA, I'm sort of seen as Gigi Allen.

00:18:24.000 So if Gigi Allen came up to you and was like riffing, you'd go, are you about to rub shit in my face?

00:18:29.000 So he's sort of trepidatious.

00:18:31.000 And he said, yeah, yeah, I hear that a lot.

00:18:35.000 And I go, oh, okay, well, I guess it's pretty, I wonder why that is, and he goes, maybe, you know, it's kind of alarming, the scene comes out of nowhere, and I think kids are genuinely shocked by it.

00:18:45.000 That's a fair answer.

00:18:47.000 Yeah, it's so boring.

00:18:48.000 Yeah, there's nothing to get out of that, really.

00:18:50.000 Like, it's Pee Wee Herman I'm meeting here.

00:18:54.000 He's been an integral part of my inside jokes my entire life and I finally meet him.

00:19:02.000 He's like, well, it could be it's a shocking image.

00:19:05.000 Anyway, I'm gonna go get another hors d'oeuvre.

00:19:07.000 All right.

00:19:08.000 Bye fuckface.

00:19:11.000 The only time it's not a bummer when they're not the person you think they are is Gilbert.

00:19:17.000 What the fuck?

00:19:17.000 Gilbert Gottfried.

00:19:18.000 Because when you meet him and he's like just a quiet, he's basically a little Japanese man for some reason.

00:19:23.000 He's so Jewish he's Japanese.

00:19:26.000 You like it because you're like, oh that's nice, you're a calm little gentleman.

00:19:29.000 Yeah, I'm thinking like Tucker Carlson is better than you think he is, and way more fun.

00:19:34.000 Alex Jones, also super funny and fun to hang out with.

00:19:37.000 Totally different than he is on camera.

00:19:39.000 Anthony Comey is another one.

00:19:41.000 But for the most part, every time I've met these guys, I'm kind of disappointed.

00:19:44.000 Yeah, I hear you.

00:19:45.000 But you know what was cool?

00:19:46.000 Meeting Alex, I brought up, he was in Waking Life.

00:19:48.000 He had like a really small, it was like an animated movie.

00:19:50.000 They take the regular footage and they paint over it.

00:19:53.000 So it's a very stylistic movie and it's a bunch of different chunks.

00:19:56.000 I know it, I know it.

00:19:57.000 And I referenced that to him because I figure people don't reference that a lot and he was like, oh, yeah The other human spirit and about he knows it still and how he knew a movie he was in but yeah But he what a real Alex Jones buff.

00:20:08.000 He is he's still here's the thing is usually people are too disconnected with their work They're like, oh, yeah, that was yeah, I did that thing a while ago, but he was like, yeah Yeah, he's still proud of it and it fucking ruled.

00:20:16.000 So that was like a nice little moment there Yeah, no, it wasn't it was a stupid moment.

00:20:20.000 Oh, everyone knows the movies they were in.

00:20:22.000 Oh

00:20:23.000 Yeah, but they're usually not that excited.

00:20:24.000 He wasn't excited.

00:20:26.000 He went, yeah, yeah, that was the thing.

00:20:27.000 No, no, he quoted, he's smiling and he was like quoting it.

00:20:30.000 All right.

00:20:32.000 All right.

00:20:32.000 Let's go back to the VJ.

00:20:35.000 A feminine guy and they would call him the Proud Boys.

00:20:38.000 And let me take that back a second.

00:20:39.000 Sure.

00:20:41.000 ...gang based on him, because he was a very effeminate guy, and they would call him the Proud Boys.

00:20:46.000 And, um, they went into detail about how this thing became from a joke, and saying that you could join the Proud Boys, and everyone was, you know, it was like being silly, to people joining it, and then it becoming this thing to fight Antifa, and then becoming infested with white nationalists, and becoming... Tim Poole calls it there.

00:21:09.000 This is a very frustrating thing.

00:21:11.000 So, so yeah, we fought Antifa because they attacked me when I was doing a talk and then we realized they're attacking all our friends and drenching Lauren Southern in piss twice.

00:21:19.000 We would fight back.

00:21:22.000 I know I've used violent language in the past, but it was always fight back.

00:21:24.000 When I said choke a tranny, I meant I was talking specifically about a video where this tranny was hassling this black MAGA supporter and he wouldn't do anything.

00:21:33.000 It's a callback joke.

00:21:34.000 Yeah.

00:21:36.000 Fighting back in this day and age is violent, and I'm not exaggerating.

00:21:39.000 In fact, to quote that woman who was interviewing the Catholic schoolboys, the Covington kids, she said, you were standing your ground.

00:21:47.000 Don't you think that's a little aggressive?

00:21:49.000 Yeah, it's really aggressive to stand your fucking ground, dipshits.

00:21:54.000 I'm not calling Joe Rogan a dipshit.

00:21:56.000 So, no.

00:21:57.000 Just because you go to a Trump thing or go to see a talk and you've beat up guys who are trying to kill you, which by the way Joe Rogan talks about Rufio's punch heard around the world and Alex Jones had Rufio on.

00:22:10.000 I'm talking about the Antifa kid who whipped Rufio with an asp twice and then Rufio knocked him out with a wild right-wing haymaker.

00:22:20.000 Did you know I fought a cop today?

00:22:22.000 Aha, I heard.

00:22:23.000 It's Ash Wednesday.

00:22:24.000 I sweat my ashes off.

00:22:26.000 Got in the ring.

00:22:27.000 He grew up in a ring.

00:22:29.000 He's Danny McAloon's son.

00:22:31.000 Danny the Irish McAloon.

00:22:33.000 Big boxer in the Bronx in the 60s, 70s, and 80s.

00:22:36.000 Boxed till he was in his late 30s.

00:22:38.000 This is the father.

00:22:39.000 I fought the son.

00:22:40.000 And fuck, man.

00:22:42.000 This is the thing I've noticed about sparring.

00:22:44.000 I'm onto you fuckers.

00:22:45.000 You always say the same thing.

00:22:46.000 You go, we'll just do some jabs, just do some jabs, just exercise, get some work in, they say.

00:22:52.000 And they go, we're not trying to kill anyone.

00:22:54.000 They always say that.

00:22:55.000 We're not trying to kill anyone.

00:22:56.000 And then they proceed to punch me in the head really hard.

00:22:59.000 Like, I had a headache.

00:23:01.000 They rattled my cage.

00:23:03.000 And when I say they, I mean the cop I fought today and everyone I've fought.

00:23:06.000 Every single person I've fought always says, it's just exercise.

00:23:11.000 We're just getting some work in.

00:23:12.000 And then they always just... And I'm telling you, man, I'm getting like 1% better every time.

00:23:19.000 I think I'm at 5% now.

00:23:21.000 I think my boxing is as good as your German.

00:23:24.000 I cannot hold a conversation in the ring because

00:23:28.000 I can go 15 rounds doing workouts on a heavy bag or whatever.

00:23:32.000 Fast stuff and skipping rope.

00:23:35.000 Fucking two rounds fighting and I have full-blown AIDS.

00:23:40.000 And I think it's fear and it's tensing up your body and it's justified fear is my point.

00:23:47.000 It's not like you're scared something might go wrong.

00:23:49.000 No, you get punched in the head.

00:23:51.000 So it's like, it's like dancing with someone who has a taser.

00:23:56.000 And you're enjoying yourselves and you're getting in there and then once in a while, they just fucking nail you and it rattles your cage.

00:24:03.000 Like my headgear is not facing forward after the punch.

00:24:06.000 I have to realign it.

00:24:07.000 It's covering my eyes.

00:24:08.000 It was such a wallop.

00:24:10.000 Do you ever role play and pretend you're somebody else?

00:24:14.000 Well one, actually no, that's a good idea though.

00:24:17.000 What do you do in your mind like?

00:24:18.000 Well today I tried a bunch of stuff.

00:24:20.000 Once I kind of tried this like Scooby-Doo, Shaggy, although Shaggy's pretty high-strung, but like when they're, they've had a hamburger, so just like, hey man, more of a Cheech and Chong thing, like I'm just in the ring bro, I'm just hanging out, and that does retain your energy, but then

00:24:38.000 Hello!

00:24:40.000 You get your fucking bell rung and it's not a delicate punch.

00:24:44.000 It's really painful.

00:24:46.000 So I didn't, I gave up on that character.

00:24:48.000 And then I, and then I, it's a, he's a friend of mine, this guy, but I tried like, Oh yeah, motherfucker.

00:24:55.000 Cause I, I noticed when you get a tattoo, it helps if you're pretending you're interrogated.

00:25:00.000 So you're being interrogated.

00:25:02.000 This is bullshit.

00:25:02.000 And you're like, is that all you got?

00:25:04.000 I'm not saying shit, motherfucker.

00:25:05.000 And they're like, you will tell us where the secrets are.

00:25:11.000 And you're like, I'm not telling you shit.

00:25:13.000 Go ahead.

00:25:14.000 Keep tattooing me.

00:25:15.000 That's great.

00:25:17.000 It works like a charm.

00:25:18.000 That's awesome.

00:25:19.000 And sometimes I'll even laugh at them like, ha ha.

00:25:23.000 You make me sick.

00:25:24.000 And they'll just wonder what's going on?

00:25:25.000 No, that's dangerous because it makes the tattooist laugh, and then his lines get squiggly.

00:25:33.000 So you gotta watch it with that character.

00:25:35.000 But anyway, I tried like, fuck you, bitch.

00:25:38.000 I fucking hate your guts.

00:25:39.000 And that didn't help.

00:25:41.000 This guy, by the way, is probably 220 pounds.

00:25:43.000 I think I'm a bantam middleweight.

00:25:45.000 I should be fighting guys.

00:25:46.000 I'm fighting all these guys based on age, who are my age, but they have decades of fights behind them.

00:25:52.000 I need someone like you I can kill.

00:25:54.000 Yeah, you could probably fuck me up.

00:25:55.000 I mean, form is... I probably have zero form.

00:25:58.000 I don't know anything.

00:25:58.000 I think so much of it is cardio, and you're probably in better shape than me because you're, what, eight years old?

00:26:03.000 Yeah, but I vape.

00:26:05.000 Yeah, maybe we should fight.

00:26:06.000 All right.

00:26:08.000 You already fucked my ribs up.

00:26:10.000 There we go.

00:26:11.000 Well, that was... I want all pads.

00:26:13.000 Oh, yeah, we're covered in pads.

00:26:14.000 Oh, great.

00:26:15.000 There's a crotch pad.

00:26:17.000 I saw you wearing it.

00:26:17.000 The other guy didn't have one on, huh?

00:26:20.000 How did you see it?

00:26:21.000 Cause you had a little video.

00:26:22.000 Oh, that video.

00:26:22.000 Jesus, that was embarrassing.

00:26:25.000 I would rather a sex tape was leaked than that fight.

00:26:29.000 Yeah.

00:26:30.000 But it's also, fighting's not videogenic.

00:26:32.000 Yeah.

00:26:32.000 No, I know what you mean.

00:26:33.000 It's like guns.

00:26:34.000 Like when you hear a gun in a TV show, it's like, but if you hear a gun in an apartment building, it's like, yeah, it sounds like someone farting on a piece of steak.

00:26:44.000 Pop, pop.

00:26:46.000 And same with fighting, you don't hear the punches because your gloves aren't mic'd, so it's not obvious that you're punching hard.

00:26:53.000 It looks like you look like a fat old lady who's kind of annoyed.

00:26:58.000 Anyway, let's go back to the...

00:27:00.000 Joey Rogues.

00:27:01.000 People joining it and then it becoming this.

00:27:03.000 Pause, pause.

00:27:05.000 So this is Joe Rogan saying it became a problem with white nationalists.

00:27:08.000 Again.

00:27:08.000 Infested.

00:27:09.000 That's the problem with the left.

00:27:11.000 The left is desperate for Nazis.

00:27:14.000 So they find them where they aren't.

00:27:16.000 There is so much fucking footage of me being gay.

00:27:20.000 And if you wanted to put together a sizzle reel proving I'm gay, it would be easy.

00:27:24.000 But they don't want to, no one cares about that.

00:27:26.000 But they do want to find Nazis, so they can put together sizzle reels where I look bad, where Proud Boys look bad.

00:27:31.000 You know, no one ever talks about all the charity Proud Boys do, but they'll find the one guy, they'll find Jason Kessler, who tried to infiltrate the group twice, and was booted out twice, and ended up organizing Charlottesville, where he, where I got in a fight with him about it and said, you lied, you said you weren't

00:27:49.000 Alt-right.

00:27:50.000 I also disavowed that fucking thing about two months before it happened.

00:27:53.000 But no, we were a big part of Charlottesville to the mainstream media.

00:27:59.000 And yes, there have been like out of 6,000 guys, probably 60 chapters worldwide, there have been about five or six or seven that have been tossed out for being alt-right.

00:28:10.000 So, that doesn't mean that it fosters bigotry.

00:28:16.000 William F. Buckley would talk about Nazis in National Review and how every couple years you'd have to break out the broom and sweep them out.

00:28:24.000 Off the front porch.

00:28:26.000 That's just the way it is on the right.

00:28:28.000 I'm sure on the left, you constantly have to sweep out fucking pedophiles.

00:28:33.000 You know, the anarchist movement is rife with pedophilia.

00:28:35.000 The head of Portland Antifa, Mika Rose, is a pedophile who just got off, by the way.

00:28:40.000 I don't mean he came.

00:28:41.000 I mean, he's just got probation because he's trying to get better.

00:28:44.000 Luke Kuhn, of the Disrupt J20 group that Project Veritas exposed.

00:28:50.000 He wrote sex fiction about ten-year-old boys.

00:28:54.000 Now, are we saying that the anarchist movement is a gateway drug to pedophilia?

00:29:00.000 Yeah, why not?

00:29:01.000 You get to say your thing.

00:29:03.000 Why don't we ever get to say things?

00:29:05.000 They get to come up with their cockamamie theories.

00:29:08.000 And, by the way, I would argue the SPLC creates bigotry where there is none.

00:29:13.000 Like, they have that article, you want bigots, Gavin?

00:29:15.000 This is how you get bigots.

00:29:16.000 You want bigots, SPLC?

00:29:18.000 What about our buddy Sal, who made some unfortunate jokes and went to some unfortunate things because he's a young kid and he was always just an extreme duty, he was an Occupy Wall Street protester.

00:29:31.000 And he gets vilified, he gets fired, starts a new life, new job moves, gets fired again, he gets hounded by these fucking, this swarm of bees that the SPLC puts on you.

00:29:40.000 Eventually he gets to the point where the only people that he can hang out with are alt-right.

00:29:45.000 So he starts like checking it out.

00:29:47.000 So the SPLC created an alt-right guy.

00:29:49.000 I'm not saying he is that now, but there was definitely a time when he was flirting with it because he was painted into a corner.

00:29:54.000 It's mostly memes.

00:29:55.000 I mean, he never hit anybody because they're... Almost everyone we kicked out has never been for any bonafide violent act.

00:30:01.000 It's always been for like putting up a Confederate flag and we say, look, we get that the Stars and Bars is innocent, but in this day and age, you're getting more people fired.

00:30:10.000 Or Pax, who does that Mel Gibson joke about getting raped by a pack of N's, and then they found the tweet years later, devoid of the Mel Gibson reference, he's fired from his entire industry.

00:30:20.000 These people don't just get fired from their job, they get killed from that career.

00:30:23.000 I believe he's raising fucking emus now, in the middle of nowhere.

00:30:28.000 And so you get resentful, and the next thing you know you're like, maybe I am alt-right.

00:30:32.000 You know?

00:30:33.000 Like, you keep calling someone a fag, homo, homo, that guy's a gay lord!

00:30:39.000 And you shove him into the East Village, and no woman will go near him.

00:30:42.000 In fact, she's gonna be like, maybe I will suck a dick.

00:30:44.000 What are these things, anyway?

00:30:45.000 What are these dicks I hear of?

00:30:49.000 I hear they're like mine, but a different shade.

00:30:53.000 I mean, I beat off.

00:30:55.000 Should I beat a guy off?

00:30:56.000 Is that so bad?

00:30:57.000 I feel like... Start rationalizing it.

00:30:59.000 I heard penis, they were like mine, but they don't feel like anything when I touch it.

00:31:03.000 Interesting.

00:31:03.000 I got in a big fight with my wife on the weekend because we're watching the Michael Jackson thing.

00:31:08.000 And I go, you know he's gay, right?

00:31:10.000 And she's like, what?

00:31:11.000 He's a pedophile.

00:31:12.000 And I go, are we seeing a pattern here?

00:31:15.000 Like, there's not a lot of nuns raping little girls.

00:31:20.000 There's a lot of priests raping boys.

00:31:22.000 They're called gays, I'm afraid.

00:31:25.000 And the priests, Catholic priests, tend to rape or molest post-pubescent boys.

00:31:30.000 They don't molest three-year-olds.

00:31:32.000 They're gays.

00:31:33.000 Now, Church Militant says that this was a big plan set up long ago for gays to infiltrate the Catholic Church.

00:31:40.000 That's one school of thought.

00:31:41.000 The other school of thought, which I think I'm more apt to go with, is very Catholic people and old Italian families go, uh-oh, you've got the plague, you're the gay, go into the church, maybe that'll, you could pray it away, maybe that'll get rid of it.

00:31:55.000 And then, of course, after a while they go,

00:31:57.000 This isn't helping.

00:31:57.000 In fact, I'm hornier.

00:31:59.000 I'm even hornier than I was before.

00:32:01.000 I don't know which one it is, but... It's impossible to ignore that so many of these cases involve boys and not girls.

00:32:11.000 And I think there's pedophiles, right?

00:32:13.000 The ones that fuck four-year-olds.

00:32:15.000 And then there's the depraved gays.

00:32:19.000 And I, we tend to lump them together, but I don't think Michael Jackson, well he, that's a bad example because they were, they weren't post-pubescent, but like the Catholic priests, they were closeted homosexuals.

00:32:33.000 All right, so, again, things are not getting out of hand.

00:32:37.000 And by the way, yes, Ben Ratner, the producer of Anthony Kuma's show, was a big inspiration for Proud Boys, but it came from, I went to a kid's recital, and they were all playing piano and violin and guitar and drums, and then this one kid comes up and he sings Proud of Your Boy from Aladdin, which you have to check out online.

00:32:56.000 The lyrics just make you want to strangle the guy.

00:33:00.000 It's so self-aggrandizing while being self-deprecating.

00:33:06.000 Conan O'Brien does this all the time.

00:33:07.000 He's like, oh my god, my hair.

00:33:09.000 I'm so pale.

00:33:10.000 Look at my hair.

00:33:10.000 I'm a nothing.

00:33:11.000 You're like, dude, you're talking about yourself a lot while pretending you don't like yourself.

00:33:19.000 He's passive-aggressive to his parents.

00:33:23.000 He's so self-obsessed.

00:33:24.000 Sorry, I'm not perfect.

00:33:26.000 Yeah.

00:33:26.000 I've wasted me.

00:33:30.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:33:31.000 It's just such a me-me-me anthem and it sort of sums up everything wrong with men, or at least the bastardization of men, so we kind of locked in on it and we make fun of that song every day.

00:33:44.000 It came from a joke and saying that you could join the Proud Boys and everyone was, you know, it was like being silly to people joining it and then it becoming this thing to fight Antifa and then becoming infested with white nationalists and becoming this thing.

00:34:02.000 Well, in many ways it was, but it's been documented how it started and what it was and misrepresented as to why it was started.

00:34:13.000 I think there's some things that should be clarified about them, but Gavin has made a bunch of statements that cross the line.

00:34:19.000 He claims to be joking, and so that's... Well, he did on my podcast.

00:34:22.000 He was talking to me about Antifa, that when Antifa was blocking people like Ben Shapiro's speeches and things along those lines and stopping conservatives from speaking, you should just punch them in the face.

00:34:32.000 We're going to have to start kicking people's asses.

00:34:33.000 And I was like, this is irresponsible.

00:34:35.000 And they weren't just standing in front of us.

00:34:40.000 Like, at the Deplora Ball, there was 500 people throwing piss and shit and maybe the problem was with guys like Joe Rogan is they don't get out much.

00:34:49.000 Like, they don't go to these things.

00:34:50.000 I don't think they understand the culture of these protests.

00:34:54.000 I don't think they understand the weapons that get confiscated.

00:34:56.000 They've all just seen it on YouTube.

00:34:58.000 Dude, outside of Deplora Ball, out of the three friends, I was the only one with a ticket and I didn't go in for like an hour and a half because I was getting footage but then I was in the middle of it with my MAGA hat on

00:35:08.000 And it's fucking terrifying.

00:35:09.000 I didn't believe that we were in America.

00:35:10.000 I've never seen anything like that before, because there's fires being started, there's fights everywhere, like... What about my time at MIU, where I was pepper-sprayed and you were arrested?

00:35:18.000 What if you hadn't fought that day?

00:35:21.000 Oh no, I was, yeah, what they did was strategically get me away from the police, so they could have done whatever they wanted.

00:35:26.000 And this tall guy needed backup, so I was there surrounded by three other guys and him.

00:35:32.000 And if you had just sat there and said, guys, look, this is a huge misunderstanding.

00:35:37.000 Yeah.

00:35:37.000 You'd be dead.

00:35:38.000 Well, because that's how it started.

00:35:39.000 They were like, if you're not a racist, say Black Lives Matter.

00:35:42.000 I was like, Black Lives Matter.

00:35:44.000 Whatever.

00:35:44.000 All right.

00:35:45.000 And what's next?

00:35:46.000 And they were like, yeah, we'll fucking.

00:35:48.000 Yeah, they weren't trying to hear it.

00:35:49.000 They're not trying to talk.

00:35:51.000 So, yeah, I think when you haven't been to one of these things and you hear me say, just punch Antifa, they think I'm saying go up to them on the bus and just start wailing on them.

00:36:00.000 No, what I'm saying is they're not just standing in Ben Shapiro's way, they're attacking people.

00:36:04.000 It's a war zone.

00:36:05.000 Yeah, and they have weapons.

00:36:07.000 They have, like, Lauren Southern, I was talking about her being drenched in piss and someone sent me a letter and they're like, I was with Lauren Southern at Berkeley and an M-80 bounced off her head.

00:36:16.000 A major firecracker, lucky she had a helmet on.

00:36:22.000 Anyway, go ahead.

00:36:22.000 Responsible for foolish and short-sighted and just a dumb way to talk.

00:36:26.000 So then you have the Antifa groups.

00:36:27.000 That's a lot, dude.

00:36:28.000 That are engaging in the same thing.

00:36:30.000 You know, the famous bike lock basher incident where a guy showed up, hit seven people over there with a bike lock.

00:36:37.000 They subsequently released his name.

00:36:38.000 I'm gonna leave that out for the time being.

00:36:40.000 You have other groups like... Eric Cantwell, wasn't it?

00:36:43.000 Was it Eric Cantwell?

00:36:44.000 Yeah, that sounds familiar.

00:36:45.000 Wait.

00:36:46.000 Bike lock professor?

00:36:49.000 Racha.

00:36:53.000 Eric Clanton.

00:36:54.000 Eric Clanton.

00:36:55.000 Fuck.

00:36:55.000 Go ahead.

00:36:57.000 I mean, it's necessary.

00:36:58.000 You have in Portland, for instance, there are specific branded factions.

00:37:04.000 There's the tweet I mentioned earlier, where they doxed ICE agents and they said, do whatever inspires you with this information.

00:37:11.000 And I mean, you're tagged in a million times.

00:37:13.000 I know you probably can't see it, but you can actually see that some of the tweets and the threat are removed.

00:37:17.000 But the main tweet itself from an anti-fascist account linking to a website straight up saying, like, here's the private home details, phone number, addresses of these law enforcement officers is not removed since September.

00:37:27.000 Not only are ICE agents getting doxed with their home addresses, but undercover cops, MS-13 in Long Island, is doxing undercover cops.

00:37:44.000 And this, by the way, ignores the part where you don't hear about when cops bust a major heroin deal that's $30,000.

00:37:53.000 And not only does that guy die for getting caught with the money, but the gangs want to go after the cops who made the arrest.

00:38:00.000 So they've got to sleep with a shotgun next to their bed.

00:38:03.000 But yeah, don't threaten Antifa.

00:38:06.000 Don't make them feel uncomfortable.

00:38:07.000 These professor's kids doing the doxing.

00:38:11.000 Go ahead.

00:38:12.000 It probably was an extremist group, but it was a misinterpretation based, uh, a sheriff wrote a draft saying with, you know, the FBI considers them to be extremists.

00:38:21.000 A sheriff?

00:38:22.000 Is he Canadian?

00:38:24.000 He does it again, dude.

00:38:32.000 I have never in my life heard anyone pronounce sheriff wrong.

00:38:37.000 A she-riff?

00:38:41.000 Is that what Ani DiFranco plays on her acoustic guitar?

00:38:44.000 Is Melissa Etheridge the top She-Riffer?

00:38:49.000 She-Riff?

00:38:50.000 Tim?

00:38:52.000 She-Riff?

00:38:55.000 I didn't think they would get you there.

00:38:56.000 What's up?

00:38:57.000 I'm the She-Riff.

00:38:58.000 What'd you say?

00:38:58.000 That took you a minute.

00:39:03.000 But it's not like there's words you don't hear often Yeah, so it's understandable you pronounce them wrong like my dad keeps calling Mao Tse Tung Mayo Mayo But I understand you don't hear Mao in common parlance, but sheriff every fucking movie like sheriffs are everywhere dude Is he from Canada?

00:39:23.000 I don't think so.

00:39:24.000 They wouldn't explain that away either, huh?

00:39:26.000 Yeah, and in Canada, well, in Canada we don't have sheriffs, but we watch television.

00:39:32.000 Sure.

00:39:34.000 I don't live in Canada, but I know what a mountie is, or a mountie.

00:39:38.000 He does it again, by the way, but subtler, a little more subtle second time, because I'm wondering if he's thinking, maybe I should commit to my first pronunciation of it.

00:39:46.000 Yeah, you kind of have to, yeah, I don't know what to do.

00:39:49.000 If you say a whole other sentence after she riff,

00:39:52.000 Or if you repeat it, you can't do it normal because then it's blatant?

00:39:54.000 You know what I would do?

00:39:55.000 I would say, and later that same sheriff, and by the way, I call female sheriffs she-riffs.

00:40:02.000 That might be a way out of it.

00:40:04.000 Yeah.

00:40:05.000 Let's see.

00:40:06.000 Sheriff wrote a draft saying, you know, the FBI considers them to be extremists.

00:40:11.000 The media then reported hearsay from the sheriff and the FBI came out and said,

00:40:15.000 Wait, what was that?

00:40:16.000 He said sheriff again.

00:40:17.000 What's your take on it?

00:40:18.000 He considers them to be extremists.

00:40:20.000 The media then reported hearsay from the sheriff and the FBI came out and said, no, no, no, we never meant to do that.

00:40:24.000 That's not true.

00:40:25.000 Actually, he's from a really dangerous part of Chicago.

00:40:27.000 He's from the south side of Chicago.

00:40:29.000 He can say sheriff wherever he wants.

00:40:31.000 I think he's part Korean, too.

00:40:33.000 But it was a female sheriff.

00:40:36.000 Does he think that the female sheriffs are called she-riffs?

00:40:39.000 That's funny.

00:40:39.000 Yeah, he-riffs are the other ones.

00:40:44.000 My pronouns are he-riff and she-riff.

00:40:49.000 We were just concerned about violence.

00:40:52.000 So the Proud Boys all get purged.

00:40:54.000 And again, I think, you know, Gavin's a different story, right?

00:40:56.000 If you want to go after the individuals who are associating with that group versus the guy who goes on his show and says outrageous things and goes on Joe's show.

00:41:02.000 But then you have Antifa branded cells.

00:41:04.000 Like what I mean by that is they have specific names, they sell merchandise, and they're the ones showing up throwing mortar shells into crowds.

00:41:11.000 They're the ones showing up with crowbars and bats and whacking people.

00:41:15.000 I was in Boston, and there was a rally where conservatives were planning on putting on a rally.

00:41:19.000 It was literally just, like, libertarians and conservatives.

00:41:21.000 Can you just pause it?

00:41:22.000 Have you noticed this is the ultimate difference here?

00:41:25.000 Joe, Jack, and Vijay, and I'm sorry for pronouncing your name wrong.

00:41:32.000 Vijaya?

00:41:32.000 Vijaya, I think.

00:41:34.000 Vijaya.

00:41:34.000 They don't... Boy, she must have got teased in high school, huh?

00:41:37.000 Yeah.

00:41:38.000 That's like being named Pen Nels.

00:41:41.000 Vidya.

00:41:42.000 It could be Vidya.

00:41:44.000 J.J., there's a lot of pressure on you to have a beautiful vagina.

00:41:49.000 Sure.

00:41:49.000 Because if there's anything wrong with it, word's going to get out.

00:41:52.000 Well, no, if you could just be like, it's the gold standard.

00:41:54.000 I know if you think what you think is a good looking vagina, but this is really what they're supposed to look like.

00:41:58.000 That's why it doesn't look the same.

00:41:59.000 I would have mine neat as a brush.

00:42:02.000 I mean, put some powder on it.

00:42:05.000 Maybe even a tiny bit of chapstick on my pussy lips.

00:42:09.000 So the word would get out in college or whatever that Vijaya has a beautiful Vijayjay.

00:42:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:15.000 That would need to happen.

00:42:17.000 You have to do that.

00:42:18.000 And if you're named Pinos, first date, take some Cialis, make sure, and clean it, clean as a whistle.

00:42:25.000 Maybe even, here's a crazy thing I used to do, touch your finger into a thing of honey, and after your dick is insanely spotless, and it's gonna, something might go down within the next 10 minutes, just touch your head, and then roll your foreskin forward.

00:42:39.000 Wait, with honey?

00:42:40.000 With honey.

00:42:41.000 Huh.

00:42:42.000 Yep.

00:42:43.000 Then the word gets out.

00:42:44.000 You ever get any reports back on that?

00:42:45.000 Your dick is sweet.

00:42:48.000 They would know what I had done and they would laugh.

00:42:50.000 Oh, that's fun.

00:42:51.000 They'd sort of put in their mouth and go... That's funny.

00:42:56.000 Nice try.

00:43:00.000 Antifa shows up with crowbars, bats, and balaclavas with weapons, threatening them.

00:43:06.000 And so I have to wonder if, you know, these people are allowed to organize in your platform.

00:43:10.000 Are you concerned about that?

00:43:11.000 Why aren't they being banned when they violate the rules?

00:43:14.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:43:14.000 We're concerned about that.

00:43:16.000 Two things.

00:43:18.000 One, he says, well, these guys are violent.

00:43:21.000 They should be banned, too.

00:43:22.000 I don't think either of us should be banned.

00:43:24.000 And also, why are we in big trouble for being rude to a mob that's right out of Mad Max?

00:43:31.000 Like, these guys have crowbars.

00:43:33.000 Masks.

00:43:34.000 Masks.

00:43:35.000 And it's like, you were really rude to them.

00:43:37.000 Sorry, I don't want to die.

00:43:40.000 It's like they punch a Nazi.

00:43:42.000 Die Sith scum.

00:43:44.000 Tim Cain.

00:43:45.000 We need to fight them on the streets.

00:43:47.000 Eric Holder.

00:43:48.000 When they go low, we go lower.

00:43:50.000 Maxine Waters.

00:43:51.000 Harass them at the gas pump.

00:43:53.000 Harass them at their homes.

00:43:55.000 Hillary Clinton.

00:43:56.000 We are not civil.

00:43:58.000 Antifa.

00:43:59.000 We are not civil.

00:44:00.000 All part of the same.

00:44:01.000 But no, no, no.

00:44:02.000 Proud Boys are violent because they said fight back.

00:44:05.000 At your Metropolitan speech, you know, we knew that they were coming.

00:44:09.000 We didn't set up, like, a sale on balaclava and black clothes, like, for sale sign across the street to, like, try and, like, honeypot them in and, like, lure them in.

00:44:18.000 They found us.

00:44:20.000 People paid to go see that thing.

00:44:21.000 They do talks all the time.

00:44:22.000 That Anarchist Handbook guy goes across the country doing talks.

00:44:25.000 No one shows up to fuck with him.

00:44:27.000 That's weird.

00:44:28.000 No one whips bottles, glass bottles, of urine at them.

00:44:33.000 True dat.

00:44:34.000 All right, go ahead.

00:44:34.000 Yeah, I designated them as a domestic terrorist.

00:44:36.000 Yes.

00:44:37.000 I'm sorry, Homeland Security in New Jersey has listed them under domestic terrorism.

00:44:40.000 Okay.

00:44:41.000 So I understand there's a conundrum in that the general concept of anti-fascism is a loose term that means you oppose fascism.

00:44:47.000 Right.

00:44:48.000 But Antifa is now, they have a flag.

00:44:51.000 They've had a flag since the Soviet, you know, Nazi Germany in the Soviet era, and they've brought it back.

00:44:55.000 There are specific groups that I'm not going to mention by name that have specific names, and they sell merchandise.

00:45:00.000 They've appeared in various news outlets.

00:45:02.000 They've expressed their desire to use violence to suppress speech.

00:45:05.000 Is it a centralized organization the same way that I I hear you on Proud Boys but like where they have like tenants that are written out and there's a leader and like We have tenants written out all clubs do and they don't we don't have a fucking leader like you're the one in charge of all this and you thought that the FBI designated them as a hate group and I

00:45:30.000 You think there's a leader, and you think there's this centralized force.

00:45:34.000 Now, I understand, you know, someone's aunt thinking that, but if you are 100% in charge of the group, like, couldn't she have called me and asked, hey, are you the leader of this group?

00:45:46.000 Or couldn't she have contacted an actual Proud Boy?

00:45:48.000 See, the difference between Joe, Jack, and Tim is that Tim goes to these things,

00:45:56.000 And this is what Charles Murray predicted in his book, Coming Apart.

00:45:59.000 He said, we don't go to things.

00:46:02.000 We don't get involved.

00:46:04.000 We are sitting at home, looking at this through YouTube, through the prism of someone else's narrative, and then agreeing with them.

00:46:12.000 You can't do that.

00:46:13.000 You have to go to the thing.

00:46:14.000 You have to go to the thing or shut your mouth.

00:46:17.000 And if you're going to be in charge of determining who gets to say what, you have to be a little more thorough, I'm afraid.

00:46:25.000 All right, go ahead.

00:46:25.000 Same, but there are specific branded cells.

00:46:28.000 That's why I bring them up specifically.

00:46:29.000 I realize, you know, someone showing up to a rally wearing a black hoodie and sunglasses, who are you going to ban?

00:46:34.000 But there are groups that organize, specifically call for violence.

00:46:38.000 They push the line as lightly as possible.

00:46:42.000 They advocate sabotage and things like this.

00:46:45.000 And, you know, when the Proud Boys go out and get into fights, they're not getting into fights with themselves.

00:46:48.000 And I should point out that they decided to call for violence based on Antifa calling for violence.

00:46:55.000 And based on Antifa actually actively committing violence against conservative people that were there to see different people speak.

00:47:01.000 Well it partly started because in Berkeley there was a Trump rally.

00:47:05.000 So actually after Milo got chased out of the Berkeley there was $100,000 in damages.

00:47:09.000 I mean there's a video of some guy in all black cracking someone on the back who's on the ground looking like they're unconscious.

00:47:15.000 So these conservatives see this, and they decide to hold a rally saying, we won't back down.

00:47:19.000 They hold a rally in Berkeley, and then Antifa shows up.

00:47:22.000 Again, I understand you can't figure out who these people are for the most part.

00:47:24.000 They're decentralized.

00:47:26.000 But then this incites an escalation.

00:47:30.000 You then get the rise of the based stick man, they called it.

00:47:32.000 This guy shows up in armor with a stick, and he starts swinging back.

00:47:35.000 And now you have two factions forming.

00:47:37.000 So while I recognize it's much easier to ban a top-down group,

00:47:41.000 There are, you know, the difference I guess is, when you look at the Proud Boys, it's straight, top-down, vertical.

00:47:46.000 You look at Antifa, and there's different cells of varying size, and they're different accounts.

00:47:50.000 So I'd have to, like, I guess the argument I could make is, if you're gonna ban the Proud Boys, by all means, under your justification, but if you look at a specific channel that's got 20,000 followers, that cheers them on, right?

00:48:02.000 These are people who throw mortar shells into crowds.

00:48:04.000 Isn't that advocating for, you know, terrorism, incitement to violence?

00:48:08.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:48:10.000 This by the way is an old Canadian trick where you say, uh, absolutely.

00:48:16.000 Yes.

00:48:16.000 And that's something we definitely have to look into.

00:48:19.000 Like she's, she indicates on this thing that she's going to ban Vic Berger and bring me back.

00:48:25.000 And that's a great way to get through that podcast.

00:48:28.000 And to get high fives from everyone.

00:48:29.000 It's not going to happen in a million years.

00:48:31.000 There's no way they're going to have me back.

00:48:33.000 But it's a good it's a good way to sort of just sort of grease the wheels and get things going and to look reasonable.

00:48:40.000 Like I did this show on the CBC Canadian Broadcasting Corporation a million years ago and

00:48:47.000 It was about capitalism and how we've commodified everything including you know Che Guevara and everything is capitalism capitalism and the free market has ruined everything and and they've marketed

00:49:00.000 Rebellion.

00:49:01.000 And I said, isn't it kind of weird that you're sitting here bashing capitalism as you sit on the taxpayer trough feeding and feeding from taxpayer dollars?

00:49:12.000 And she looked kind of shocked.

00:49:14.000 And the interview wrapped up soon after that.

00:49:16.000 And I would call the producers and say, when is that going to air?

00:49:19.000 And they go, oh, yeah, there's a vacation coming up.

00:49:21.000 So it's not going to air now.

00:49:23.000 It's going to air.

00:49:23.000 And she just kind of bored me to death.

00:49:25.000 What's obviously going on here is that there's two standards.

00:49:27.000 There's one standard for people who are on the Trump side, and that is you may not fart on a Sunday.

00:49:31.000 And then there's another side for people who are not on the Trump side, and that is

00:49:49.000 You can beat the living shit out of people and call for violence and fuck kids and go to people's homes and throw bricks through their windows and we'll get over it as long as you don't help Trump get re-elected.

00:50:02.000 And that's why social media is in so much trouble because everyone thinks they helped Trump get elected.

00:50:10.000 Because they go, we controlled everything else, we controlled the TV and newspapers and everything, and he still won.

00:50:16.000 So it must have been the one place where he was allowed to speak, and that was Twitter.

00:50:22.000 I guess the question is, how come they don't get removed?

00:50:25.000 Well, in the past when we've looked at Antifa, we ran into this decentralization issue, which is we weren't able to find the same type of information that we were able to find about Proud Boys, which was a centralized, leadership-based documentation of what they stand for.

00:50:40.000 But absolutely, I mean, it's something that we'll continue to look into, and to the extent that they're using Twitter to organize any sort of offline violence, that's completely prohibited under our rules, and we would

00:50:49.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:50:50.000 She's talking about how they were able to be centralized and see exactly what our rules are.

00:50:56.000 Our rules, the ten things she's talking about, these tenets, she's indicating they say like, kick the shit out of Antifa, kick the shit... The tenets say, stop the drug war, venerate the housewife, glorify the entrepreneur, recognize the West is the best, promote free speech,

00:51:14.000 Um, did I say venerate the housewife?

00:51:17.000 It's all basic stuff like that.

00:51:20.000 There's nothing remotely offensive about it.

00:51:22.000 It sounds like Barack Obama's platform, basically.

00:51:27.000 Alright, go ahead.

00:51:28.000 Would I ask you why Gavin was banned?

00:51:31.000 Was there a specific thing that he did, or was it his association with the Proud Boys?

00:51:35.000 His association with the Proud Boys.

00:51:36.000 You know, he's abandoned that.

00:51:38.000 He's not only that, he's disassociated himself with it and said that it completely got out of hand and he doesn't want to have anything to do with it.

00:51:43.000 Just pause.

00:51:44.000 That annoys me.

00:51:46.000 I never said it got totally out of hand.

00:51:49.000 I said, you've put my men in a cage.

00:51:53.000 Big John is looking at a year in prison.

00:51:56.000 And that's because he's being accused of being in a gang.

00:51:59.000 The way you obfuscate the gang narrative is you take away this so-called leader.

00:52:04.000 That's what the lawyers told me to do.

00:52:08.000 I never said, Oh, these guys, I don't want anything to do with them.

00:52:11.000 In fact, in the video I did, which was meticulous, I made it very clear.

00:52:16.000 I said, I hate that I have to do this.

00:52:18.000 I think it's violating my free speech and it's violating my freedom of association.

00:52:23.000 Are we running out of time?

00:52:24.000 Nope.

00:52:25.000 Okay.

00:52:26.000 Yeah, and I think this is a great, again, test case for how we think about getting people back on the platform in the long term.

00:52:33.000 Yeah, he's an interesting case, because he's really a provocateur, and he fancies himself sort of a punk rocker, and he likes stirring shit.

00:52:42.000 I mean, when he came on my show last time he was on, he was dressed up like Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

00:52:47.000 He did it on purpose.

00:52:49.000 He brought a briefcase and everything.

00:52:51.000 I'm like, what are you doing?

00:52:52.000 He's like, I'm Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

00:52:54.000 He's a showman in many ways, and he did not mean for this to go the way it went.

00:53:01.000 He thought it would be this sort of innocent, fun thing to be a part of, and then other people got involved.

00:53:07.000 And when people call for violence,

00:53:11.000 The problem is they think that you're going to just hit people and that's going to solve a problem.

00:53:16.000 It just creates a much more comprehensive problem.

00:53:20.000 It's important to point out Gavin has said things way worse than Alex Jones ever did.

00:53:24.000 Sure.

00:53:25.000 Whether you want to say it's a joke or not.

00:53:31.000 This whole idea that violence... I get accused of saying fighting solves everything, like I invented it.

00:53:38.000 That's at every boxing gym.

00:53:39.000 It's on t-shirts.

00:53:40.000 I mean, look it up.

00:53:41.000 It's a common blue-collar saying that upper-middle class people have never heard before.

00:53:45.000 And I'll never forget when I was a young man in Canada, in Ottawa, there was Nazi skinheads fucking everywhere.

00:53:55.000 And it was because the government started a thing called the Heritage Foundation to weed out Nazis.

00:54:00.000 There was maybe three.

00:54:02.000 And they started this group that would have seminars and meetings so they could get all these names together.

00:54:06.000 But what they ended up doing was fomenting, just like the SPLC, fomenting hate where there was none.

00:54:11.000 And the next thing you know, thanks to government money,

00:54:15.000 There's all these kids going, yeah, I'll try out this Nazi thing, and then we'd go to a show and there'd be five Nazis, like, I'm not talking about the Nazis that we see today, where they go, that guy's a mega-hat on, he's a Nazi.

00:54:24.000 I'm talking about guys like Francois, who had, this is near Quebec, obviously.

00:54:30.000 Klansman galloping into battle on his back.

00:54:32.000 His whole back was Klansman, or wolf, with his rapier in his cane.

00:54:38.000 You know, they had swastika tattoos.

00:54:40.000 Joff, Ottawa's Joff, had an entire, um, uh, what do you call it when you got tons of guns?

00:54:49.000 Like an arsenal?

00:54:49.000 Arsenal, sorry.

00:54:50.000 He had a whole arsenal of guns that he got from going down south and sneaking them back over the border.

00:54:56.000 Like, these guys were legit fucking evil dudes.

00:55:00.000 And, um... Did they ever hurt anybody or kill anybody, though?

00:55:03.000 Just wondering.

00:55:04.000 They'd beat the shit out of me.

00:55:04.000 They'd beat the shit out of people.

00:55:06.000 They'd take your boots.

00:55:07.000 You weren't allowed to have Dr. Martens if you weren't a Nazi skinhead.

00:55:11.000 So, there was a gang called Bunch of Fucking Goofs.

00:55:15.000 And they weren't really a gang, like the way bikers can sell meth and stuff.

00:55:19.000 It was just like a club, really.

00:55:22.000 And, uh, they had a, they lived in this big punk house and there was pitbulls everywhere and school buses.

00:55:28.000 They had a school bus, I should say, and they had bikes everywhere, like piled up to the ceiling.

00:55:33.000 And, um.

00:55:37.000 They got in their school bus, they beat up all the Nazi skinheads in Toronto, they beat up all the Nazi skinheads in Ottawa, and they beat up all the Nazi skinheads in Montreal, and boom.

00:55:46.000 We never saw a Nazi skinhead ever again.

00:55:49.000 So I don't think Joe's exactly right about this thing where punching, fighting never solves anything.

00:55:56.000 I think sometimes it does a pretty good job.

00:55:58.000 Fight, back, and resist.

00:56:00.000 That's the Antifa thing.

00:56:01.000 Everybody says it.

00:56:02.000 Fight, resist, fight back.

00:56:03.000 They always talk about fucking killing us.

00:56:06.000 And the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

00:56:09.000 And by the way, when they say that, they're not talking about the Nazis I was just talking about.

00:56:12.000 They're talking about people they disagree with.

00:56:16.000 Alright, go ahead.

00:56:17.000 He said things like, you know, choke them, punch them.

00:56:20.000 By the way, you see the article where I was called a Nazi by name?

00:56:24.000 My picture's in it and everything.

00:56:24.000 No.

00:56:25.000 I'll show you later.

00:56:27.000 Yeah, I did say choke a tranny.

00:56:28.000 I was talking about a tranny.

00:56:30.000 Like, show the context, Tim.

00:56:34.000 But I guess was the primary reason for getting rid of them was what you thought that the FBI had designated them an extremist group?

00:56:41.000 No, because we did it months in advance.

00:56:43.000 Oh, okay.

00:56:43.000 Yeah, I was just pointing that out.

00:56:45.000 So it was just his association with the Proud Boys?

00:56:48.000 I don't recall, and I would have to go back and I don't want to misstate things, I don't recall whether those statements that you're referring to of Gavin's were on Twitter.

00:56:56.000 So, they weren't.

00:56:57.000 There's another, you know, when it comes to the weaponization of rules against, like, Gavin isn't creating a compilation of things he's ever said out of context and then sending them around to get himself banned.

00:57:07.000 Other people are doing that to him, activists who don't like him, and it's effective.

00:57:11.000 In fact, I would actually like to point out, there's one particular user who has repeatedly made fake videos attacking one of your other high-profile conservatives, so much so that he's had to file police reports, harassment complaints, and it just doesn't stop.

00:57:23.000 He's talking about Berger, right?

00:57:24.000 He's talking about Berger, and Berger tweeted this, and he goes, here's Tim Pool defaming me.

00:57:29.000 All he's saying is that you doxed Jack Posobiec's wedding, you doxed the Night of Freedom, where a man was almost killed, how do you dox a public event?

00:57:38.000 Well, Mike Cernovich has to keep the location secret until the 11th hour, and then he gives it out that day.

00:57:45.000 And Vic was happy to publicize that so he almost got a man killed.

00:57:49.000 And he's making videos where he subs in crying sounds implicating Mike is beating his daughter.

00:57:56.000 Like the guy's facing criminal charges for this and now that's defaming him?

00:58:02.000 He's a mentally ill weirdo.

00:58:04.000 Yeah.

00:58:05.000 I didn't even watch his last rebuttal when I was just like, I don't care.

00:58:09.000 Yeah, you kind of reach an end.

00:58:10.000 Did you watch it?

00:58:11.000 No.

00:58:11.000 Yeah, it's just, it looked like shit.

00:58:13.000 It started out all like pompous and weird.

00:58:15.000 Like, I'm not watching that shit.

00:58:17.000 You know, so I guess I'll ask this to this regard.

00:58:20.000 If someone repeatedly makes videos of you out of context, fake audio, accusing you of doing things you've never done, at what point is that bannable?

00:58:28.000 Yeah, again, if it's targeted harassment and we can establish it, it's just a really hard thing with us determining whether something is fake or not.

00:58:34.000 Well, it's also when things are out of context, you still have video of the person saying that.

00:58:38.000 I agree that it's out of context and it's disingenuous, but it's still the person saying it and you're making a compilation of some pre-existing audio or video.

00:58:49.000 So I think in the instance of Gavin, like one of the things he said was like a call to violence, but he was talking about, uh, like it was in the context of talking about a dog and being scolded.

00:58:58.000 Yeah.

00:58:59.000 So he was like, hit him, just hit him.

00:59:00.000 And then it's like, it turns out he was talking about a dog, like doing something wrong and they take that and they snip it.

00:59:04.000 And then it goes viral.

00:59:05.000 And then everyone starts flagging saying, you got to ban this guy.

00:59:07.000 So again, I understand you like, you know, but, uh, I guess the issue is if, if people keep doing that to destroy someone's life.

00:59:13.000 So, so I think there's a, there's a bigger discussion.

00:59:15.000 I think, um, both of you could probably shed some important light on two outside of Twitter.

00:59:19.000 This weaponization of content from platforms is being used to get people banned from their banking accounts.

00:59:24.000 You know, they're getting... That's a whole other subject, so you can listen to it.

00:59:26.000 We're not gonna... He brings up Martina, actually.

00:59:29.000 I keep forgetting that she had her bank account taken away.

00:59:32.000 I'm always listening to them and I always forget her.

00:59:33.000 They said, we are ending our relationship.

00:59:36.000 That's what they said.

00:59:37.000 Oh, they were fucking her?

00:59:37.000 Yeah, I guess so.

00:59:39.000 She can continue to bank with us.

00:59:41.000 My bank's fucking me.

00:59:43.000 They don't let me get away with overcharging.

00:59:46.000 We will continue to let her use Chase, but we will not be fucking her ever again.

00:59:52.000 Nor going to dinner or anything like that.

00:59:55.000 We will be taking it slow.

00:59:56.000 No movie nights.

00:59:58.000 We need some time alone.

01:00:00.000 But by all means, continue to have an account here.

01:00:02.000 Yeah, we're not... What are we, fucking Nazis?

01:00:04.000 What are we, not a bank?

01:00:06.000 Are you crazy?

01:00:07.000 You think we're political activists all of a sudden?

01:00:11.000 Yeah, so Laura Loomer got kicked off Chase, Joe Biggs, I'm kicked off PayPal, and then Martina Mercota kicked off Chase.

01:00:22.000 Oh, and Enrico Tarrio lost two bank accounts.

01:00:26.000 Isn't that amazing?

01:00:28.000 So yeah, they put a picture of me, and this is a new article, and they're like, uh, he's half-Japanese, half-Puerto Rican, full-blooded Nazi.

01:00:36.000 And then, if you scroll through, there's also, at the end of it, it's like, yes, Nazis are black, yes, Nazis are Mexican, and yes, now they're Japanese-Puerto Rican.

01:00:45.000 Well, they were Japanese in the 40s.

01:00:47.000 That makes sense.

01:00:48.000 We're honorary Aryans in World War II.

01:00:51.000 Which I'm not proud of.

01:00:52.000 I mean, that's not cool.

01:00:54.000 What was the Japanese stance on Jews?

01:00:56.000 Because I know, like back in World War II, I mean, I know Mussolini wasn't into the whole genocide thing.

01:01:03.000 He's like, I love this fascism, but what the fuck are you doing, Adolf?

01:01:07.000 I'm not doing that to my Jews.

01:01:09.000 I believe that's what he said.

01:01:10.000 I believe it was a bone of contention between the two fascists.

01:01:16.000 How are we doing for time?

01:01:19.000 Doing good.

01:01:20.000 Yeah, so it's hard to gauge the zeitgeist and especially when you're in the center of it, but I definitely feel like things are changing.

01:01:28.000 I think that these cunts, these tepid cunts who got everyone kicked off social media are realizing that they just took all the flavor out of the food and now it's this big NPC

01:01:42.000 Non-playable character mess where there's no fun and nothing interesting going on and they took down a bunch of innocent people while looking on the hunt for these bonafide Nazis and You know Don't call them cowards or hypocrites too.

01:01:57.000 I hate that.

01:01:58.000 They don't care about that.

01:01:59.000 Call them Nazis.

01:02:00.000 Call the SPLC a hate group.

01:02:02.000 That's the only language they understand and they are a hate group.

01:02:06.000 They do create hate where there was none.

01:02:11.000 Um, but we'll, it'll be interesting to see what happens with this lawsuit.

01:02:14.000 Alright, should we go to the scrotum?

01:02:16.000 How much time do we have?

01:02:16.000 Yeah!

01:02:17.000 I didn't know we were scroting it up, the scrotum.

01:02:19.000 I got some scrotum too.

01:02:20.000 You got some scrotes?

01:02:21.000 I got some scrotes.

01:02:22.000 Scrotes.

01:02:23.000 Scrotes my goats, that's my Jack Black impression.

01:02:25.000 I wish my wife loved me as much as gays love gays.

01:02:29.000 Chillo, it's a gay.

01:02:32.000 Imagine you came, imagine your wife was like, I'm taking a watercolor course.

01:02:37.000 Can I paint your cock?

01:02:39.000 Like, can I just paint you nude?

01:02:41.000 That's fun.

01:02:42.000 And you just be like, ah, babe, come on, really?

01:02:44.000 Please, your body is just, oh God, your, even your bag.

01:02:50.000 Can I paint, can I do a drawing of your bag?

01:02:54.000 I guess while I'm watching Tucker, but wrap it up, okay?

01:02:57.000 Make it snappy.

01:02:59.000 I don't have time for all this constant lust.

01:03:01.000 Jesus Christ, honey.

01:03:03.000 I've known you since 2001.

01:03:04.000 Get over the gav.

01:03:06.000 You know?

01:03:08.000 Come on.

01:03:09.000 Meanwhile, she's more like Sandra Bullock in the movie Gravity, you know what I mean?

01:03:14.000 You know what I mean by that?

01:03:16.000 In space and hovering around?

01:03:18.000 Yeah, zero G's.

01:03:20.000 Oh, gotcha.

01:03:22.000 You just came up with that today.

01:03:23.000 You're proud of that.

01:03:24.000 I'm pretty proud of that.

01:03:25.000 It's not as good as my rush joke.

01:03:25.000 It's pretty cool.

01:03:27.000 It's also zero laughs.

01:03:32.000 You know what I like to do at a restaurant or a bar when I'm like, can I get a drink when you get a chance?

01:03:37.000 I'll always say, I'm like a girl's record collection.

01:03:40.000 No rush.

01:03:41.000 Ah, that's good.

01:03:42.000 Yeah.

01:03:42.000 By the way, Lent starts today, no maker's mark for 40 goddamn days.

01:03:48.000 And they go, wait, you said you're quitting booze, but you're still drinking beer.

01:03:52.000 Beer's not booze.

01:03:53.000 I could drink one billion beers.

01:03:56.000 But the very definition of a beer, the mathematical definition of it is you can't get enough in you to get wasted.

01:04:02.000 It takes about 20.

01:04:04.000 It's sort of like getting drunk on non-alcoholic beers.

01:04:07.000 It's the same thing.

01:04:08.000 I went on Keith Maresca's boat with Anthony once to see like the 4th of July or whatever it was, Memorial Day.

01:04:15.000 And I must've drank 20 beers.

01:04:18.000 I pissed.

01:04:19.000 I raised the level of the Long Island Sound.

01:04:22.000 And?

01:04:23.000 Nope.

01:04:24.000 Zero buzz.

01:04:25.000 But it's gonna be sad.

01:04:27.000 Basically, I'm not gonna be drunk for 40 days.

01:04:29.000 I bet I'll get a lot of work done.

01:04:31.000 We'll see.

01:04:34.000 Okay, here's a letter from a guy named Bobby, who liked my talking about punk, and he thinks that punk sucks now and is too PC.

01:04:44.000 Thank you, Tommy.

01:04:45.000 Bobby, I mean.

01:04:47.000 Here's one from an actual Tommy.

01:04:48.000 Dude, you forgot to tell the story about you and your friends hiding in the trees yelling each other's names.

01:04:53.000 Okay.

01:04:55.000 I'll play that greatest hit.

01:04:58.000 So I'm about 18 and I'm walking, you do a lot of walking in the suburbs in Canada and we're walking down some random highway road and we're bored.

01:05:08.000 I guess I don't even know where the hell we're going.

01:05:10.000 Maybe we heard about a party and you know there's no Uber or anything and a lot of times you don't get to borrow your parents car and the buses in the suburbs run about once every hour and a half so you do a lot of walking.

01:05:20.000 So we're doing a lot of walking.

01:05:21.000 And we're by a highway.

01:05:24.000 Not really a highway, more like a parkway.

01:05:26.000 And I say to my buddy Steve, can you imagine if someone just fucking threw a big cinder block at one of these cars that are whipping by?

01:05:34.000 And maybe ten seconds after I say that... What?

01:05:39.000 What the fuck?

01:05:41.000 No.

01:05:42.000 He picked up a cinder block and threw it at a moving fucking car.

01:05:49.000 That's attempted murder, BTW.

01:05:52.000 Yeah.

01:05:54.000 So I go, holy shit!

01:05:58.000 And the car goes into the gravel, stops.

01:06:02.000 About a football team get out.

01:06:04.000 Now he's already like, come on!

01:06:06.000 We run.

01:06:07.000 We run through a ditch up a hill to this forest of really tall pine trees and what do you do?

01:06:15.000 You just scale up the tree.

01:06:18.000 Thank God they didn't have search dogs with them.

01:06:20.000 So these giant monster jock hoser hockey players

01:06:26.000 I've chased us into the forest.

01:06:28.000 We're only about 15 feet in, by the way.

01:06:30.000 And I'm approximately one mile up.

01:06:35.000 I'm just, the thing is about as thick as a human finger where I am, and I'm swaying in the wind.

01:06:41.000 And he's maybe 100 feet away, also holding onto a finger.

01:06:46.000 Like if we, we could not be higher.

01:06:49.000 We couldn't see the ground, we were so high.

01:06:52.000 And we hear like, where are they?

01:06:53.000 Fucking over here, come on!

01:06:55.000 Yeah, I don't see him.

01:06:56.000 I think they went this way, motherfuckers!

01:07:00.000 And we're pooping our pants.

01:07:02.000 And then, of course, time flies.

01:07:05.000 And you ask yourself, when is it safe to come down?

01:07:10.000 Now, if I was a jock who was almost murdered, I'd say, let's sit here all night, boys.

01:07:16.000 I want to kill these guys who tried to kill us.

01:07:19.000 In my old age, now that I have kids, I'd probably just say, let's take them into the police and arrest them for attempted murder.

01:07:24.000 But back then, I would have just pounded them within an inch of their life and that would have been that.

01:07:28.000 Which I kind of miss those days in a way, where we didn't have to call the cops or everything and men would just fight and shake hands and go home.

01:07:37.000 Like that was right up to the 90s.

01:07:39.000 Anyway, after maybe an hour, we think it's safe to come down.

01:07:45.000 And so I start coming down and then I think, wait a minute, uh, I want to be able to scurry back up because I can fight guys who are coming up a tree.

01:07:57.000 I just kicked them in the head.

01:07:59.000 But I can't take on eight jocks on land.

01:08:03.000 So I'm down to about 12 feet off the ground.

01:08:06.000 I don't say anyone.

01:08:07.000 And then I want to call out to Steve, but for some reason, the word Steve, well, that's might help incriminate him.

01:08:14.000 So holding onto the tree, I just go, Steve!

01:08:20.000 And then from about 40 feet away, I hear,

01:08:25.000 And then no one jumps out to kill us, so then I continue down, and I'm standing there, and it's sort of like Marco Polo at this point.

01:08:31.000 So I'm sort of skulking through the forest, going, stop!

01:08:35.000 And then he's like, stop!

01:08:40.000 And then I go, stop!

01:08:41.000 He goes, stop!

01:08:42.000 Then the laughing comes in.

01:09:01.000 And that was, uh, that's the story that Tommy asked for.

01:09:04.000 That is tense.

01:09:07.000 Jesus, we've been getting way too many letters.

01:09:09.000 The good news is, about half these letters are, I just flew home from, and we will be reciting zero of those.

01:09:15.000 Well, I have a would you rather.

01:09:16.000 Alright, that's a new subject.

01:09:19.000 Would you always be running late for your flight with potential to miss it every single time?

01:09:25.000 Or, every time you get on an elevator, it's completely packed with people, and it makes stops on every floor before your destination.

01:09:31.000 That's Evan.

01:09:33.000 That's a pretty good one.

01:09:34.000 Yeah.

01:09:35.000 It's just a bum- like, those are just two big bummers.

01:09:37.000 You gotta think, what do I do more, fly or elevate?

01:09:39.000 I think I would go with flying.

01:09:44.000 Am I running pre-security?

01:09:46.000 Ah, fuck.

01:09:46.000 That's a really good one.

01:09:47.000 That one bothers me.

01:09:49.000 I'd take the elevator one.

01:09:50.000 Yeah, every floor though.

01:09:52.000 Think about you're on vacation, dude.

01:09:54.000 You're at the Hard Rock Hotel and you're on the ninth floor.

01:09:57.000 Bing!

01:09:58.000 But then you would just, in advance, you'd be like, I need the second floor.

01:10:01.000 Bing!

01:10:05.000 Yeah, maybe I'm now leaning a little more to the elevator because flying is stressful.

01:10:10.000 I might take the stairs.

01:10:12.000 Anyway.

01:10:13.000 All right.

01:10:15.000 This is from Tyler.

01:10:16.000 Love to hear more about parenting.

01:10:16.000 I'm a huge fan.

01:10:18.000 Well, we're not going to do that now, but I'm not a good parent.

01:10:21.000 I'm just very present, but I don't think the kids really enjoy my company that much.

01:10:26.000 One thing I would say is when you have three kids, they tend to get lost in the shuffle.

01:10:32.000 And I think you need to have, and I'm not great at this, by the way, do as I say, not as I do, designated time.

01:10:38.000 So you make sure when your daughter is walking her dog, you're with her.

01:10:43.000 Or even like a night.

01:10:44.000 Monday night is with this kid, Tuesday night is with this kid, Wednesday night is with this kid.

01:10:48.000 And you guys, just the two of you, go out, go bowling, go to the batting cage, something like that.

01:10:56.000 And just have some alone time.

01:10:57.000 Especially when they start getting into teens.

01:11:00.000 And they may have a question for you that is going to take a while to come out.

01:11:05.000 Um, this guy's named Nicholas and he has a gayer sentence than, I like your new sunglasses!

01:11:14.000 Um, he's, he, uh, he's friends with a, we're at a guy's house and, uh, they're by the garage and a cat ran past and it startled me.

01:11:25.000 And I said, whoa, that cat surprised me.

01:11:28.000 My friend's friend then stared off into the distance and somberly said, that cat has gotten me through a lot of hard times.

01:11:37.000 That is the gayest thing you could ever say.

01:11:39.000 I left immediately.

01:11:40.000 I think this guy's right.

01:11:41.000 Hmm.

01:11:43.000 I think that cat has gotten me through a lot of hard times.

01:11:47.000 It's gayer than I like your new sunglasses.

01:11:50.000 And again, this has nothing to do with homosexuality.

01:11:54.000 Here's some... Amber from Alabama would like us to do her flu back joke and the answer's no.

01:12:00.000 Timothy McArdle wants to know if it's gay to smell fragrance samples in a magazine like GQ.

01:12:05.000 The answer is yes, not gay homosexual, gay lame, and all perfume sucks and fuck you.

01:12:14.000 Women, old ladies, you having perfume on in a plane is the same as farting.

01:12:19.000 And Ryan Katsu Rivera, you wearing cologne in my car is exactly the same as farting in my car.

01:12:25.000 I don't like perfume.

01:12:26.000 Perfume is a lie.

01:12:28.000 It's a chemist from Eastern Europe who got a job at CVS and he makes fake fucking flowers to go up my nose.

01:12:36.000 Why soap?

01:12:38.000 Is perfume and flower scented?

01:12:40.000 I have no idea.

01:12:41.000 I'm trying to smell if I still have dog shit on my finger.

01:12:44.000 And you just put perfume all over it.

01:12:45.000 Don't hide it!

01:12:46.000 I need to know the information!

01:12:49.000 I wear Arm & Hammer scentless baking powder deodorant.

01:12:52.000 It's the best.

01:12:53.000 You never smell anything.

01:12:56.000 Scents are already there.

01:12:57.000 Go for a walk in the forest.

01:12:59.000 It's full of scents.

01:13:00.000 God made tons of cool smells.

01:13:02.000 Stop letting a chemist create your fucking floral aura olfactory universe.

01:13:10.000 I like it.

01:13:11.000 No, you don't.

01:13:12.000 I got a mean one.

01:13:13.000 Uh-oh.

01:13:16.000 It's different, that's the only reason why I say it.

01:13:19.000 I just flew back from Bleeding... Hey, no, no, no, no, we're not doing them!

01:13:22.000 We're not doing them.

01:13:23.000 I thought you had a mean letter.

01:13:24.000 I'll be doing these on my podcast on my Patreon.com slash ThatJaparekin.

01:13:30.000 How many suckers have you got on that thing?

01:13:34.000 You pronounce subscribers very oddly.

01:13:37.000 How many she-riffs do you got on that?

01:13:40.000 Let me shake well, you don't have to give me 30 33 33 and what do they pay you?

01:13:46.000 $3 each some of them opt to pay a little more that's fine So I get you know, and how is it different from you standing on the street with a hat?

01:13:53.000 It's doing little songs because I can't play them Exclusive videos that I produce and that are pretty cool plugging you're begging I

01:14:04.000 Okay, this guy that we made fun of his vocabulary earlier, he says, I do speak, his name's Philip, I do speak concisely and with verbosity, but this isn't, we're in a place on the map where the natives are on the edge of illiteracy.

01:14:18.000 Okay, dude, you spelled verbosity wrong.

01:14:21.000 It's not E-Y.

01:14:22.000 And I know I'm a grammar Nazi, but this is right after you said that people are illiterate.

01:14:30.000 I love when people do that, like that proud boy Nick Oakes, who said that an Australian guy goes, I'm currently at some fucking stupid SJW college where everyone's an idiot, and he spelled college collage.

01:14:42.000 We talked about that before, right?

01:14:44.000 I think so.

01:14:46.000 Alright, are these getting boring?

01:14:48.000 No.

01:14:49.000 I'm interested in these.

01:14:50.000 All right.

01:14:50.000 My name is JC from Idaho.

01:14:52.000 You said the ideal situation in marriage is for two people to be virgins when they get married, and then you said something like those types of people probably aren't listening to your podcast.

01:14:58.000 I'm 22, a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

01:15:01.000 I've never done drugs, drunk alcohol.

01:15:03.000 I'm a virgin, and I've only ever kissed two girls.

01:15:06.000 I asked myself, yeah, why do I listen to Gavin?

01:15:08.000 I think the absolute best way to know something is to learn from a mistake.

01:15:13.000 And I wouldn't give up my list of beliefs or anything, but you've made a lot of mistakes, and I never will.

01:15:18.000 And I feel like I'm missing out on that experience.

01:15:20.000 I never will feel like I'm missing out on that experience.

01:15:21.000 You seem to fess up to your mistakes, blah, blah, blah.

01:15:23.000 Okay.

01:15:24.000 That's a fun angle.

01:15:26.000 Well, here's an interesting one from Jessica.

01:15:29.000 Hey, idiot.

01:15:30.000 That was mean.

01:15:33.000 But New York has calloused my emotions, so I feel nothing.

01:15:39.000 I'm from Venezuela.

01:15:40.000 Maduro was not elected by us.

01:15:41.000 He had sham elections.

01:15:43.000 Imagine if Trump, after losing the house, made up his own house and said the actual house has no power and it is not legit.

01:15:50.000 The reason for the U.S.

01:15:51.000 and all Western countries to support a transition of power to have actual free elections that are not a sham are to stop the narco government we have right now.

01:15:58.000 A big amount of drugs pouring in the U.S.

01:16:00.000 come from Venezuela.

01:16:01.000 So I don't know, it might be a good idea to do something about it since our government took our guns and are killing people.

01:16:05.000 Alright, valid point, valid point.

01:16:09.000 Oh, we've got a flew back joke from Constantine that we will be ignoring.

01:16:15.000 Here's one from Jeff.

01:16:17.000 The other day, Jim Norton brought up a memory he never mentioned on air.

01:16:19.000 He said when he was six years old, a kid his age tried to force anal sex on him.

01:16:24.000 Doesn't take a psychotherapist to tell he was repeatedly molested as a kid.

01:16:27.000 Hence of his characters.

01:16:29.000 I don't know what the hell that means.

01:16:31.000 That's valid, right?

01:16:32.000 Poor bastard.

01:16:34.000 You know, it's funny, you hear these queer theorists talk about how children need the right to love, and a lot of these far, far left anarchists will talk about pedophilia and NAMBLA and free speech and how children are sexual beings.

01:16:46.000 Okay, then why do they all need therapy after they're molested, if it's such a beautiful, natural thing?

01:16:54.000 Because it's deeply traumatizing.

01:16:58.000 Well, here's one from Matt.

01:17:00.000 Hey Gavin, I was waiting for your new episode to come out and didn't see anything.

01:17:03.000 So I visited your podcast page on my Apple app and saw that I had been unsubscribed somehow.

01:17:09.000 I resubscribed, but it seems like Apple is being shady.

01:17:11.000 Just thought I'd let you know.

01:17:12.000 Yeah, that's an interesting way to bring up that Tim Cook from Apple has donated big, big bucks, millions to the SPLC.

01:17:23.000 And the ADL.

01:17:24.000 He's big on that.

01:17:27.000 Isn't he the one who recently said that it would be blasphemous to not fight hate at his platform or something like that?

01:17:35.000 Like he made it a religious crusade.

01:17:37.000 What's that supposed to mean?

01:17:41.000 I got some hate mail.

01:17:42.000 Okay.

01:17:44.000 Uh, fuck you, Ryan Katsu Rivera.

01:17:46.000 Dude, come on, figure it out.

01:17:48.000 You're so bad at talking.

01:17:49.000 Stop saying, hmm, ah, yeah, I know what you mean, etc.

01:17:53.000 Just listen and respond.

01:17:55.000 Also, how about trying to disagree for once?

01:17:57.000 Maybe you should study the material you're talking about before going on the podcast.

01:18:00.000 You sound so clueless and dumb.

01:18:02.000 Gavin, great stuff.

01:18:03.000 Keep it up.

01:18:04.000 Here's a really mean one about you.

01:18:05.000 Okay.

01:18:06.000 From Luke.

01:18:07.000 That was Brett, by the way.

01:18:08.000 Holy turdies.

01:18:36.000 That's fucking in-depth.

01:18:37.000 Also, you may have heard or said this earlier, but Ryan's laugh sounds exactly like that of a fat, retarded eight-year-old who has just seen a balloon rocking back and forward, clapping.

01:18:48.000 With all that, though, he's a decent bloke and he works with what he was given, so fair play to him.

01:18:52.000 That guy just gave himself away as British.

01:18:58.000 This guy Lars wants to point out that no wanks is literally magic.

01:19:05.000 I'm cutting a lot of these short.

01:19:09.000 This is from Amanda.

01:19:10.000 You know, it's funny, we did the stats, the demographics on our show, and it's like 90% male, maybe 95, 5% female, but the letters are like 60% female.

01:19:21.000 Yeah, I got an Ashley here.

01:19:22.000 Maybe women are more likely to write a letter.

01:19:25.000 Maybe, yeah.

01:19:26.000 I got Anna, Ashley... Dude, are you sure we're good for time?

01:19:29.000 Yeah, it's still recording.

01:19:30.000 Okay.

01:19:32.000 Um... I thought this is from some chick named Amanda.

01:19:35.000 I thought you were an edgy comedian, but after much more exposure, I really heard what you were trying to tell people.

01:19:38.000 You were the catalyst that changed me from a liberal Democrat to the conservative I am now.

01:19:42.000 I'm abstaining from streaming video and podcasts for Lent, so I'll miss these next 40 days.

01:19:46.000 Figured I should take this moment to let you know how impactful you've been in my life.

01:19:49.000 See, that's just me being a megalomaniac, reading letters like that.

01:19:52.000 I should keep that to myself.

01:19:55.000 Um, hey Gavin, this is from Eric M. When you talk about your straight, aged, worn out asshole, I can't help but shake my head knowingly at my iPhone.

01:20:02.000 I agree with you a lot.

01:20:03.000 But never so fervently as when you talk about your butthole.

01:20:06.000 I too have the asshole of someone twice my age.

01:20:08.000 Sometimes at work I sit and wipe until it's literally bleeding.

01:20:11.000 Yeah, I think it might be our alcoholism, guys.

01:20:14.000 Because I got a lot of these letters.

01:20:16.000 One of them was as young as 19.

01:20:17.000 And the only advice I can give is try to get all your morning diarrheas out before you leave the house and make sure they're all on your toilet that has a Biffy.

01:20:27.000 That's a free sponsorship.

01:20:28.000 They're not paying me.

01:20:29.000 Biffy.com.

01:20:31.000 B-I-F-F-Y.

01:20:33.000 It's really changed my life.

01:20:35.000 And here's some guy named Tobin telling me to push on my taint after I'm done peeing to avoid that.

01:20:40.000 No matter how you shake your peg, the last wee drop runs down your leg.

01:20:43.000 Yeah, I'm not looking for tips.

01:20:44.000 I'm aware of the taint pushing tip.

01:20:46.000 I don't, I don't want to get down there with that kind of intensity.

01:20:50.000 I'm not giving birth every time I take a pee.

01:20:58.000 Um,

01:21:01.000 Okay, more flattery.

01:21:02.000 That doesn't interest you.

01:21:05.000 Here's one that bothered me.

01:21:06.000 Hey man, I'm at Political Science at Bard College and I do research on the Proud Boys.

01:21:09.000 I want to interview you, if you're willing.

01:21:10.000 Yes?

01:21:12.000 When I was in school, you couldn't just call the people you were writing about.

01:21:16.000 It's sort of like that Woody Allen movie where they're arguing about some playwright and he's in the lineup with them.

01:21:21.000 And he goes, that's not what I meant at all.

01:21:23.000 Like, you don't get to just call... Hi, I'm doing an article about Rancid.

01:21:27.000 Can I talk to Tim Armstrong, please, about his songwriting?

01:21:31.000 Like, you go read about it.

01:21:32.000 You don't get to talk to the fucking guy.

01:21:34.000 Another one complaining about their butthole.

01:21:39.000 Here's an interesting one from Nicola.

01:21:42.000 Is it immoral to have sex with someone who's in a relationship?

01:21:45.000 I met this chat chick last week in a bar, she riff.

01:21:48.000 We made out a shit ton and I was pushing for her to go back to my place, blah, blah, blah.

01:21:52.000 Anyways, after a lot more come on and not going to happen from her, we ended up at my place and had a good night.

01:21:57.000 Now we are negotiating a term for a second round and we'd both like to continue doing this.

01:22:01.000 She feels bad for cheating, but she still wants it with me and doesn't want to break up with this guy.

01:22:05.000 I feel really bad for this guy.

01:22:06.000 Is it moral for me to continue to do this?

01:22:08.000 What do you guys think?

01:22:10.000 Let's hear Gavin and his Christian values.

01:22:12.000 You want to know what I think about that?

01:22:16.000 To quote Louis CK, you're not married, nothing matters.

01:22:20.000 You could die and no one would give a shit.

01:22:24.000 So if there's no ring on it, who cares?

01:22:28.000 Go ahead, cheat it up.

01:22:31.000 If she's in a situation where she can leave her man, then they don't have a good relationship.

01:22:38.000 You dig?

01:22:39.000 What do you think, Ryan?

01:22:40.000 You're younger.

01:22:41.000 Well, it matters if you don't want to, like, hurt the other person, then you don't cheat on them.

01:22:47.000 That's all.

01:22:48.000 What?

01:22:49.000 Who are we talking about here?

01:22:51.000 Should you fuck someone who has a boyfriend?

01:22:55.000 No.

01:22:56.000 I disagree.

01:22:57.000 You should not.

01:22:58.000 That's not your problem.

01:23:00.000 No, I'm not saying you, I wouldn't, I'm just saying you shouldn't.

01:23:05.000 No, look, if this is a bad example, because I'm married, but if I wasn't married, and I was just dating my wife, and Eva Mendes came up to me and said, can I just blow you please?

01:23:16.000 It would be an honor.

01:23:18.000 I wouldn't pack up my bags and say, let's go, honey.

01:23:22.000 You know?

01:23:23.000 No, exactly.

01:23:24.000 And if I could, then it showed that their relationship wasn't... I don't know.

01:23:28.000 Yeah, I know what you mean.

01:23:30.000 Pat Dixon always says, like, the best thing a friend could do for you is fuck your wife, because then it exposes the fact that she would have done that.

01:23:36.000 Yeah, we were talking, I won't name names, but Ryan and I were talking about a buddy of ours and how horrible it would be if his girlfriend of many years hit on us.

01:23:45.000 She didn't.

01:23:46.000 But if she did, like, the first reaction would be, oh, fucking no!

01:23:50.000 I would just run far away.

01:23:52.000 I would just start crying.

01:23:53.000 Oh, really?

01:23:54.000 I would go, oh, great.

01:23:56.000 Well, that's the end of that.

01:23:57.000 Fine.

01:23:59.000 I would run.

01:24:01.000 Someone wants us to do a podcast about scams people have tried to run on us.

01:24:05.000 I haven't really come across that many.

01:24:07.000 Well, the last one, that pyramid scheme scheme stuff.

01:24:11.000 The pots and pans?

01:24:13.000 Yeah, for me it was this juice with like goby berries or something.

01:24:17.000 You sound kind of bored of this podcast.

01:24:19.000 No, I'm just taking in all the criticisms here.

01:24:23.000 It's kind of chipping away at the old self esteem.

01:24:26.000 I'm literally physically sulking.

01:24:28.000 Like I'm slouched down in my fucking stupid chair.

01:24:32.000 Well, who cares?

01:24:32.000 Well, I got one for you.

01:24:34.000 Oh, good.

01:24:34.000 Here we go.

01:24:35.000 Uh, subject is Gavin Ufag.

01:24:37.000 Okay.

01:24:38.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:24:39.000 Why do you pronounce words as if you're a British aristocrat?

01:24:41.000 You say ugly America over the elite media class, yet you say and do things like an aristocrat.

01:24:46.000 First, on your last podcast, you said the word tish-su, like tis-you, not tish-you.

01:24:53.000 Also, you played dress-up as a 48 or 49 year old man, trying to look like a country boy or a redneck because you spend more time upstate New York.

01:25:00.000 I feel terrible about what happened to you, and I donated a couple...

01:25:04.000 Donated and got a couple of my other people to donate to defend Gavin calm But use that excuse to play dress up like a good old boy is lame My mom's family is from the country yada yada yada yada yada yada My country people are going to laugh at you not because your joke dress is funny, but because it's lame all the best The tissues thing that's fine.

01:25:25.000 That's valid, but the dressing up no that's fashion

01:25:29.000 Maybe these young millennials with their stupid fucking Carhartt pants on and their sweatshirts all the time, they don't understand what fashion is.

01:25:37.000 Well, I like the Carhartt jacket that I got.

01:25:39.000 I snowboarded in it.

01:25:40.000 It was waterproof.

01:25:41.000 I know, I'm making fun of you.

01:25:42.000 Oh.

01:25:44.000 Yeah, that's not, like, dressing up.

01:25:47.000 That cowboy hat's a cool hat.

01:25:48.000 I got that from Stockbauer.

01:25:50.000 That white suit is a suit I had tailor-made that I love.

01:25:54.000 And same with the pink shirt and the boots.

01:25:58.000 Yeah, I'm very proud of that outfit.

01:25:59.000 I don't even know what dressing up means.

01:26:02.000 Dressing up like a brony is fucking lame, or going to Comic Con is lame, but my myriad of fashion influence, I think it may seem gay to different generations, but where I'm from, I think it's just embracing fashion.

01:26:16.000 I love fashion.

01:26:17.000 I think it's the when in Rome thing too.

01:26:19.000 You know, like when you're in Florida, you wear like the... Yeah, and that's the funnest part about fashion.

01:26:24.000 I get to wear a cowboy hat.

01:26:24.000 Oh, I'm in the South.

01:26:26.000 Yes.

01:26:27.000 I totally agree with that.

01:26:27.000 Yes.

01:26:29.000 You're right about the aristocrat shit.

01:26:31.000 You're wrong about quote-unquote dressing up.

01:26:33.000 And I've worked on a fucking farm.

01:26:35.000 You know, when I'm in England, English people are... Maybe it's because I'm British, but like when an old English couple comes to America on a vacation,

01:26:45.000 The man will have a day of shopping.

01:26:49.000 Like working class too.

01:26:50.000 Or I'm going to go to Century 21 over by the Freedom Tower because they've got a lot of back stock.

01:26:57.000 Even the soccer hooligans, when they'd be in Italy, they'd love going down to games in Italy because they had finer fabrics.

01:27:03.000 And they would spend a day just getting really nice Italian shirts.

01:27:07.000 So fuck you.

01:27:09.000 Here's one about Ryan.

01:27:10.000 You ready?

01:27:11.000 Yeah.

01:27:12.000 Number one from Chris.

01:27:15.000 Ready for this one?

01:27:15.000 Yep.

01:27:16.000 Number one.

01:27:18.000 Meaning it's his top priority.

01:27:19.000 Oh, there's more, there's, this is numbered.

01:27:22.000 Yeah.

01:27:23.000 Oh, fuck.

01:27:23.000 Number one.

01:27:25.000 Ryan's laugh is great.

01:27:27.000 Aww.

01:27:28.000 You hear that?

01:27:30.000 Number two.

01:27:32.000 Gavin insulting Ryan is great.

01:27:36.000 C. I don't want to have a beer with Gavin because I'm family and you enjoy listening.

01:27:44.000 IV like for Roman numerals Elon Musk said the name of your show when he hosted meme review for PewDiePie.

01:27:50.000 You're kidding.

01:27:51.000 We should look that up.

01:27:52.000 I don't know or maybe he just Did oh did I ever tell you there's an episode of some FBI show?

01:27:59.000 That's all about well.

01:28:00.000 It's me and Richard Spencer conflated into one person, and there's the Proud Boys and

01:28:05.000 There's been a couple of these.

01:28:06.000 There's been like a law and order, but this was a different one.

01:28:10.000 And at one point he goes, I'm too old for this.

01:28:13.000 And the other FBI agent says, what, are you going to tell them to get off your lawn?

01:28:17.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:28:18.000 Did I show that to you?

01:28:19.000 No, you told that to me, though.

01:28:20.000 You spoke those words upon me.

01:28:22.000 I spoke those words?

01:28:22.000 You spake them.

01:28:24.000 Other point, I spend hours driving and listening to stuff, which is why I'm allowed to listen to PewDiePie.

01:28:29.000 And then he's got a bunch of I Just Flew Back jokes, which we will not be reading.

01:28:33.000 And then, please keep up the great show so I don't have to listen to PewDiePie.

01:28:37.000 So there you go, that's a nice one.

01:28:38.000 That is nice.

01:28:39.000 Very cool, thank you sir.

01:28:40.000 Yeah.

01:28:41.000 This one, I like this comparison.

01:28:43.000 He said, this is from WV.

01:28:45.000 Dear dudes, I think I might have a good comparison, I'm not sure.

01:28:49.000 The right wing is Skittles and the left wing is M&M's.

01:28:51.000 Both are made of different colors but on the inside they're very different.

01:28:54.000 Skittles colors have different flavors and taste great together.

01:28:58.000 M&M's are full of the same chocolate and they all taste exactly the same as the last one.

01:29:03.000 So is that a good one, or is it kind of retarded?

01:29:05.000 Bill from Jersey.

01:29:06.000 Well, that's clearly an indication that Mailbag is up, because I was not even listening to that, and I was reading my emails.

01:29:12.000 Oh, fuck.

01:29:13.000 Well, he also adds a postscript.

01:29:16.000 The Mailbag segment is good shit.

01:29:18.000 Fuck those naysayers.

01:29:20.000 Just not very gripping, apparently, to the host.

01:29:24.000 I'm having that email meltdown thing it was doing yesterday.

01:29:27.000 Oh, shit.

01:29:28.000 Scheisse.

01:29:30.000 Scheisse.

01:29:33.000 Okay, so let's wrap it up.

01:29:35.000 Tomorrow at noon, I hope you don't mind if I step on your Patreon plugin and explain that tomorrow Rebel Media, Rebel's YouTube, is going to have a

01:29:51.000 Super chat with my brother Miles McInnes.

01:29:54.000 Miles is outraged that Twitter is considering bringing me back.

01:29:58.000 Miles, they're not considering that.

01:30:00.000 Calm down.

01:30:00.000 They just say that to grease the wheels and move the show along.

01:30:05.000 So he'll be doing that at noon, I believe, on Rebel's YouTube.

01:30:08.000 You can find out more.

01:30:09.000 There'll be a link at nohate.com and you can get on there and you can ask Miles questions.

01:30:15.000 You can also pay to guarantee an answer.

01:30:20.000 And, uh, what else?

01:30:22.000 I think that's about it.

01:30:24.000 I don't have a lot going on.

01:30:25.000 I've been banned from everything in the world.

01:30:28.000 So there's our YouTube page, The Gavin 2000, you can find online.

01:30:31.000 That's all new stuff every day.

01:30:33.000 There's this podcast.

01:30:34.000 I'm working on a bunch of cool stuff.

01:30:36.000 And then there is, uh, nohate.com.

01:30:41.000 Okay.

01:30:42.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:30:43.000 Bye.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 06, 2019

Get Off My Lawn Podcast #119 | So Joe Rogan and Jack Dorsey were talking about me

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