Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 16, 2021


GOML LIVE #102 - WHITE BOY SUMMER (Part 1)


Episode Stats

Length

34 minutes

Words per Minute

150.05869

Word Count

5,107

Sentence Count

463

Misogynist Sentences

38

Hate Speech Sentences

32


Summary

Gavin McKinnon is a stand-up comedian, writer, and podcaster in New York City. He hosts a weekly show called "Get Off My Lawn" and hosts a podcast called "Off My Lawn Live" with Gavin McKinnon. In this episode, Gavin talks about what it's like to be a white male in his 20s in the 90s and early 30s. He also talks about how to deal with racism and how to overcome it, and why it's okay to be white in your 20s. Gavin is also known for his role in the HBO sitcom "Orange Is the New Black" and for his work on the new show "The Office" on FX. He's also a writer, comedian, podcaster, and host of the podcast "Get On My Lawn," which he hosts with his good friend and former co-host, Maggie Longclaw. Gavin and Maggie have been dating for a couple of years and have been best friends since high school, but that's not even half of what they talk about in this episode. They talk about how they met and how they first met and fell in love with each other. They also talk about their mutual love of hip hop and what it s like being white in their 20s and how it s okay to have a hard on in your 30s and 40s. And they also discuss what it means to be black in America. White Boy Summer . and White Girl Summer. and how that s a thing that s going to be like that in the next episode of "Get on My Lawn . and much more. Enjoy! Get On My Lawn with Gavin and I hope you enjoy this episode! -Gavin and I talk about this one! -Tune in next week for a new episode of GAVEN'S GIVES IT A BANGER! (featuring Maggie Longclawing and GAVIN MCCARTON! and GRAVY MACKinnon & GAVY MECKER (Gav talks about getting into the bag. ) Gav and I get into a fight about the bag and GABBY'S BAG. GRAHAM MACKETT (GAVYO and the bag, GOULDY'S PODCAST AND GARRELL SON'S DADDY AND THE BAG, GRAVEY BAY.


Transcript

00:00:06.000 I swear to God, man.
00:00:07.000 As soon as you get a bag, these bitches want to take it from you.
00:00:09.000 Take it from me?
00:00:11.000 Yeah.
00:00:13.000 Fuck it.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon.
00:00:20.000 I met a bad little shorty on the pole to dance.
00:00:22.000 Get into the bag like it was her only chance.
00:00:25.000 Rich bitch.
00:00:26.000 Known over and over in bands.
00:00:27.000 Said, fuck it, then she went and made her only fans.
00:00:29.000 Hot boy.
00:00:31.000 White boy summer.
00:00:32.000 Got your favorite Instagram.
00:00:37.000 Chet Hanks, yo!
00:00:38.000 Where's the remote for the AC?
00:00:44.000 Yo, what's up?
00:00:48.000 When I first heard that it was officially White Boy Summer, I thought it was some sort of cool thing.
00:00:52.000 Like, it's okay to be white kind of thing.
00:00:55.000 Where we're all gonna be... stop seeing people like Nick Fuentes as Satan and relax a little bit.
00:01:01.000 But no, it means wigger summer.
00:01:04.000 That's what it really means.
00:01:05.000 What did that mean at the beginning, every time you got the bag, the girls want it?
00:01:08.000 It means coke?
00:01:10.000 The bag of money, usually, or maybe coke.
00:01:13.000 Wait, go back to the Jamaican flag.
00:01:16.000 He's like, I know you think it's weird that I'm doing a black accent, but here I'll do a Jamaican accent.
00:01:20.000 I'm just an accent guy.
00:01:42.000 I mean, what else are you going to do?
00:01:44.000 If you're in your 20s in L.A., you're a billionaire, your dad's rich, you never had to work a day in your life, party, right?
00:01:53.000 And if you're partying, you have to party with sluts, because other women are in college and doing stuff.
00:01:59.000 So with sluts, where are you going to end up?
00:02:01.000 In hip-hop.
00:02:05.000 Stop hate.
00:02:07.000 I like, this is the same as that movie Monster, Baby Monster, what was it?
00:02:12.000 Uh, where Angelina Jolie's ex overcomes his racism by fucking Halle Berry.
00:02:19.000 Was that just a P-lip?
00:02:22.000 Oh yeah, that's, that should not be on YouTube.
00:02:27.000 I think it's more like a bunch of ingrown hairs on her, in her taint.
00:02:33.000 Yo, ain't growin' hands in a taint.
00:02:35.000 Ain't growin' hands in a motherfuckin' taint, yo.
00:02:37.000 That's those ain't growin' hands.
00:02:42.000 No, look up Halle Berry Monster.
00:02:45.000 Oh, Monsters Ball, yeah.
00:02:46.000 It was such a retarded premise.
00:02:49.000 That, look, I know we're all racist, but you need to overcome that.
00:02:51.000 And you go, okay.
00:02:53.000 I should do that.
00:02:54.000 I'm into it.
00:02:54.000 What do I do?
00:02:55.000 Well, this protagonist fucked the prettiest black girl in the world.
00:02:59.000 So he overcame it.
00:03:01.000 So let them blow you?
00:03:03.000 That's how you overcome your racism?
00:03:04.000 The only reason I'm here is so you can say goodbye to your son.
00:03:09.000 That's pretty, yeah, that's a bold and progressive stance, let them blow you.
00:03:16.000 What's next, you're gonna let them do your farming?
00:03:18.000 Wait, my daddy's racist, I'll let you blow me.
00:03:40.000 He's not horny enough.
00:03:42.000 You should let her blow you.
00:03:43.000 She's beautiful.
00:03:44.000 My man wants to let me blow him.
00:03:46.000 We got a hope.
00:03:47.000 We got a future, Sean.
00:03:54.000 No one draws with no backing on their paper.
00:03:57.000 You don't draw with just a piece of paper on your leg.
00:04:00.000 The pencil will go through.
00:04:03.000 Wait, that's gonna bug me all day.
00:04:05.000 Go back to that.
00:04:07.000 What?
00:04:07.000 Yeah, it gives me like anxiety.
00:04:09.000 I remember when you would like draw on your lap and it goes.
00:04:13.000 Yeah, and he's using a pencil.
00:04:19.000 How irritating is that?
00:04:21.000 He's drawing on his balls.
00:04:23.000 That's a hell of a hard-on you got there.
00:04:25.000 Wait, I think he does have a clip head.
00:04:26.000 Where?
00:04:27.000 See the little metal thing?
00:04:29.000 Oh, phew.
00:04:30.000 Sorry everyone.
00:04:33.000 Speaking of shows, David Cho's show looks really good on FX.
00:04:37.000 He has a show now?
00:04:41.000 Yeah, David Cho.
00:04:42.000 David Cho, just stop doing what you're doing.
00:04:43.000 David Cho, who talks like he's an American Indian with a toothpick in his mouth.
00:04:48.000 Hey, I'm David Cho.
00:04:49.000 I like to interview people, especially Maggie Longclaw, because she's pregnant.
00:04:54.000 I want to challenge myself to do the best portraits I've ever done, but also get amazing interviews where I can learn about myself.
00:05:01.000 It's not going the way I want.
00:05:04.000 How are you feeling?
00:05:05.000 No, I don't mean okay.
00:05:07.000 I mean three.
00:05:08.000 Three.
00:05:09.000 What are we doing?
00:05:10.000 I've interviewed at least 20 people here in this living room.
00:05:13.000 Are you going to tell me that you're cleaned up for me?
00:05:15.000 I talk to them, I get to know them, and then I do a portrait of them.
00:05:18.000 I remember thinking they might catch me.
00:05:20.000 Two bowling balls was on my shoulder.
00:05:23.000 I didn't want to live this way.
00:05:24.000 Five balls was on my shoulder.
00:05:26.000 Heartbreak, chaos, trauma is making me a better artist.
00:05:31.000 I love David.
00:05:34.000 I discovered him.
00:05:34.000 We were very close for a while.
00:05:36.000 That looks pretty awesome.
00:05:41.000 It doesn't look cool.
00:05:41.000 It looks sort of like Midnight Gospel where they do a podcast and then they animate it.
00:05:46.000 So it looks like it's sort of three components.
00:05:48.000 An interview, the portrait at the end, but then juxtaposed with all kinds of post-animation and other shit to color it up.
00:05:57.000 Because podcasts are for audio.
00:05:59.000 If you're doing video, you should do another component.
00:06:01.000 Which sports fucking commentary has got to figure out.
00:06:04.000 Guys, you suck.
00:06:06.000 You look like shit and to look at like the Michael Kay Show where it's just a microphone and he's got a portrait on his desk that takes up half the screen and it's off-screen.
00:06:19.000 What are you doing, dude?
00:06:21.000 And there's no, they don't cut to video, they don't do anything.
00:06:23.000 You're just looking at guys talking.
00:06:26.000 You're like, that's audio, that's radio.
00:06:29.000 Video has to have another component.
00:06:32.000 Look at this.
00:06:34.000 Look at those pictures.
00:06:36.000 What's the one cut off in the background?
00:06:37.000 Like, what the fuck kind of set is this?
00:06:41.000 Your glasses all furry and in your face.
00:06:44.000 Furry?
00:06:45.000 I meant fuzzy.
00:06:45.000 Like today, for example, I want to take you through a 40-minute expose on Big Ed.
00:06:53.000 Because I thought he was gone.
00:06:55.000 He's back.
00:06:57.000 I missed... I tried to watch 90 Day Fiance and I couldn't watch it anymore.
00:07:01.000 I'll explain later, but... Big Ed's got a gal.
00:07:07.000 I think he's back with her actually.
00:07:09.000 Someone fucks that.
00:07:11.000 She deserves the Nobel fuck prize.
00:07:14.000 Liz.
00:07:14.000 And she's a high quality 7.
00:07:17.000 Maybe a 6.8 with no makeup on when she's hungover, but...
00:07:22.000 I mean, definitely something that you would marry.
00:07:25.000 And he's just a shitstain.
00:07:27.000 Anyway, I really want to explore his shitstain-ness, but before we do!
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00:07:33.000 What?
00:07:34.000 Is it Father's Day this weekend?
00:07:36.000 Think so.
00:07:37.000 Huh.
00:07:39.000 Wonder what I'm gonna get.
00:07:41.000 It's funny, on Mother's Day, everything a woman wants is like, I want a spa.
00:07:46.000 I want to get as far away from the kids as possible.
00:07:48.000 Leave me alone.
00:07:49.000 Get me breakfast in bed.
00:07:51.000 On Father's Day, it's like, let's do something with the kids.
00:07:54.000 And don't give me breakfast in bed.
00:07:55.000 I don't want to lie on my back and eat a bun.
00:07:57.000 Get some fucking eggs all over the pillow.
00:08:00.000 I'll have a coffee.
00:08:01.000 Let's do something.
00:08:03.000 That's because men are better than women.
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00:08:39.000 Of course, I can't have a handgun, so my hidden shelf just has beers in it.
00:08:44.000 But if you live in a normal state, you can have your handgun there, right by the door.
00:08:48.000 My favorite thing they have is the issue box.
00:08:51.000 It's a tissue box that you pick up and there's a gun in it.
00:08:57.000 A great place to hide a gun from thieves is in a book.
00:09:01.000 They should make those.
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00:09:19.000 What's this?
00:09:20.000 Okay, we gotta jump right into racism as it's our favorite subject.
00:09:26.000 We hate it though.
00:09:27.000 We hate that we have to talk about it all the time, but it's all you talk about in the modern news, so we have to address it.
00:09:33.000 But I'm scared-ified that this is going to take up the whole half hour before we get to Big Ed, so I have to talk about Maya and the flag.
00:09:42.000 Let's talk about racism.
00:09:47.000 That was racist, guys.
00:09:50.000 You still haven't figured out how to not be showing the player at the beginning of that, right?
00:09:55.000 Yes.
00:09:57.000 If I know, like, ahead of time, it takes about three real-time seconds for it to go away, so... Okay.
00:10:05.000 So, you know this story by now, right?
00:10:07.000 It's a couple days old, but we gotta cover it, because it's fucking awesome.
00:10:12.000 What's 1-5?
00:10:14.000 Okay, so this is what started it all.
00:10:16.000 She went to Long Island to visit a dear friend.
00:10:19.000 I fucking hate the term dear friend.
00:10:22.000 And the left, the woke left, sees flags, the American flag, not just the Trump flag, but the American flag, the Trump flag, POW, MIA flag, of course the Confederate flag, but we don't have to go that far, any kind of U.S.
00:10:39.000 Marines flag.
00:10:41.000 My bar had a bunch of flags on top that included a Trump flag, and there was a big local campaign to get these racist flags taken down.
00:10:48.000 You see, America is racist.
00:10:51.000 So if you love America, you are a racist.
00:10:54.000 And if you're a racist, you celebrate whiteness.
00:10:58.000 And to celebrate whiteness is to say, I'm better than blacks.
00:11:01.000 And you're very particular about white, too.
00:11:04.000 You don't include Jews or anyone.
00:11:05.000 And you want all of them to leave.
00:11:08.000 I guess Asians have to go back to Asia.
00:11:10.000 So this guy, this boat, is saying whites are better than all other races.
00:11:15.000 And all other races, I guess they either know their place and never look me in the eyes and just keep doing my dry cleaning, or they have to go back.
00:11:22.000 I'm not exactly sure how they think that patriotic whites want... I'm not sure what they think is going to happen to minorities in this scenario.
00:11:35.000 But they definitely have to be seen as an other.
00:11:38.000 And less than.
00:11:39.000 Right?
00:11:40.000 That's the narrative.
00:11:42.000 Now that is fucking insane for so many reasons.
00:11:46.000 The biggest of which being America is a group of ragtag misfits who came together and said let's stop talking about class and race and all this other shit and just build a place on meritocracy.
00:11:59.000 If you're here and you respect Christianity, you don't have to be Christian by the way,
00:12:04.000 But you should respect it as it's the building block of the country.
00:12:07.000 But you're here, you respect the country, its values, you want to work hard, you're in.
00:12:14.000 Like that weird Indian dude who owns that, the Panthers, the Florida football club.
00:12:23.000 He came here from India.
00:12:24.000 He was doing body shop, buddy.
00:12:26.000 Doing a great job.
00:12:28.000 Then he starts a chain of body shops.
00:12:30.000 Maybe I got the wrong guy.
00:12:31.000 I saw him on 60 Minutes once.
00:12:33.000 He's a very Indian dude.
00:12:36.000 And, oh that's him with the headband, isn't it?
00:12:38.000 Shahid Khan?
00:12:39.000 In one of the pictures there?
00:12:40.000 No, in your pictures.
00:12:42.000 The bottom row of pictures.
00:12:44.000 Is that him?
00:12:45.000 No, Ryan, are you fucking blind?
00:12:47.000 Above that, with the headband.
00:12:49.000 How could you not see that?
00:12:51.000 Oh, it's a hat.
00:12:52.000 Yeah, that's the guy.
00:12:54.000 Who's he now?
00:12:56.000 Oh, of course it's in an article about how racist pro-ownership is, and I'm using it to talk about how great America is.
00:13:04.000 Yeah, well, it's kind of hard to own a football team here.
00:13:07.000 I'm sorry they're not all ethnic.
00:13:10.000 But anyway, that guy comes along, Shaleed Khan.
00:13:12.000 He goes from body shops to owning a football team.
00:13:15.000 And it's not like people are going, fucking Pac, he owns this football team.
00:13:20.000 That sucks.
00:13:21.000 When they are waving American flags at his games, they are pumped about their team, and that includes him.
00:13:27.000 That's America.
00:13:28.000 That's what Trump means.
00:13:29.000 That's what American flags mean.
00:13:31.000 Anyway, let's hear her insane fucking take.
00:13:35.000 I was on Long Island this weekend visiting a really dear friend, and I was really disturbed.
00:13:41.000 I saw, you know, dozens and dozens of pickup trucks with, you know, explicatives against Joe Biden.
00:13:48.000 Stop, stop.
00:13:50.000 What the fuck are explicatives?
00:13:53.000 This woman is on the board of the New York Times and she is retarded.
00:13:59.000 I'm going to show you in a second that she was the imbecile who thought 500 million dollars given to America would be a million dollars per American.
00:14:08.000 500 million, there's almost 500 million of us, so everyone gets a million, right?
00:14:14.000 Like, that is... Explicative is a word, and it's not the word she was looking for.
00:14:18.000 What's explicative mean?
00:14:20.000 It's, uh, serving to explain logically what's contained in the subject.
00:14:23.000 Oh, so she meant expletive.
00:14:25.000 Yes.
00:14:26.000 Sorry, that's just as bad.
00:14:29.000 Anyway, they were saying explicatives.
00:14:30.000 Actually, they were yelling explicatives, and you mis-explic-them.
00:14:36.000 Pause.
00:15:03.000 Isn't that amazing?
00:15:05.000 She is conflating American-ness with whiteness and then she's saying these other people have to get over it and stop doing that.
00:15:13.000 That's the same as religious puritans seeing everything as Satan.
00:15:17.000 Oh, I dropped my, I dropped my, my, uh, my jelly piece on the ground and it landed jelly first.
00:15:23.000 Satan has clearly infiltrated the kitchen and is ruining my jam sandwiches.
00:15:28.000 Like they push this whiteness thing into everything around them until a bunch of patriotic people that are pissed with pickled peppers and that Trump didn't win the election is somehow all about her and her blackness.
00:15:42.000 No, bitch.
00:15:44.000 No one cares about you.
00:15:46.000 She didn't fix her picture frames after the earthquake?
00:15:49.000 What the fuck?
00:15:50.000 Maybe, like, ordering them and making them- She's too dumb to put up pictures.
00:15:54.000 Look at how the white-framed one is touching the wood one.
00:15:57.000 I have- I have a theory that she thinks that leveling them off is actually a sign of whiteness.
00:16:01.000 That's the order of mappings.
00:16:02.000 Well, Ani DiFranco, the feminist folk star, says, I don't like right angles!
00:16:06.000 Those are not my rules!
00:16:08.000 Nice.
00:16:09.000 She believes that too.
00:16:10.000 Wow.
00:16:33.000 What a fucking weirdo.
00:16:35.000 Talk about the dictionary definition of a snowflake.
00:16:38.000 You're offended by Trump signs.
00:16:41.000 And yeah, I think those people do hate you.
00:16:43.000 You know why?
00:16:43.000 Because you're a stupid bitch at the New York Times that is obsessed with woke politics and is ruining this country by dragging us all back to pre-MLK days.
00:16:55.000 Because you're such a mental midget, it's all you really know.
00:16:59.000 You can't be challenged with stats and numbers and real facts.
00:17:04.000 Story exploded.
00:17:07.000 What's 1-6?
00:17:11.000 Oh yeah, there it is.
00:17:13.000 I think America has officially had enough of woke.
00:17:17.000 And I think the tipping point was critical race theory.
00:17:21.000 They started saying children in our schools have to learn how much they suck, and that they're white, and white is bad.
00:17:29.000 I think the average apolitical American has said, uh, no, wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:17:35.000 I didn't mind when anarchists were burning down Portland.
00:17:38.000 I've never been.
00:17:39.000 But now that you want to come to my school and tell my kids they suck.
00:17:43.000 We're out.
00:17:44.000 There was a good J.P.
00:17:45.000 Grime, G Prime 85 cartoon about it, 1-7, where she sees these trucks and a kid with a flag.
00:17:55.000 Yeah, so she sees all this as whiteness and how she doesn't belong.
00:17:59.000 Mara, this is how I see you.
00:18:02.000 This is what I see.
00:18:04.000 I mean, I like how the American flags also don't sort of calm her down and go, oh, they're just patriotic.
00:18:10.000 There's no Confederate flags or anything.
00:18:12.000 No, that makes it worse.
00:18:13.000 Because Trump is the KKK.
00:18:16.000 And if you have a Trump flag and an American flag, it means KKK in America for everyone.
00:18:24.000 I thought this was interesting.
00:18:26.000 Charlotte Clymer added to the story and wants you to know
00:18:34.000 That she knows what Mara Gay is talking about.
00:18:38.000 Boy, she must have had it rough in grade school with a name like Gay, right?
00:18:42.000 I'll speak for myself here, says Charlotte.
00:18:44.000 I've folded countless American flags for the loved ones of fallen service members.
00:18:49.000 Oh, Charlotte must be in the military.
00:18:50.000 And when I see this, all I can think is, yeah, that person is definitely an asshole and most likely a coward.
00:18:56.000 So I'm military, I've dealt with fallen, so I'm good at seeing things in context, and when I see that, I think, asshole, coward.
00:19:06.000 I don't, you know what I see?
00:19:07.000 I see a guy who runs a pressure washer company, who has 12 employees, and he has been screwed recently with taxes, and he's having trouble getting out, getting his head above water, he's had to lay guys off, and he's fucking pissed, because not just two years ago,
00:19:25.000 His company was seeing unprecedented sales and he was about to hire three new people including his son-in-law who's been down on his luck and just married his daughter and he thought I'll give Eddie a job until he can get on his feet or maybe he could eventually take over the company.
00:19:42.000 That's how things were going and that's why he loved America because when you let it roam free money starts happening.
00:19:49.000 Get out the fucking way.
00:19:51.000 And then Biden comes along and gets in the way and he thinks, fuck you.
00:19:55.000 And she takes that as, I don't like black people.
00:19:59.000 What?
00:20:00.000 On Long Island?
00:20:03.000 So, you remember who Charlotte Clymer is, right?
00:20:08.000 Actually, go back and click on the tweet.
00:20:10.000 Or was it a tweet?
00:20:11.000 Or was it a picture of a tweet?
00:20:14.000 No, it's a tweet.
00:20:14.000 So click on the Charlotte herself.
00:20:17.000 Oh, it's a picture of a tweet.
00:20:18.000 Because you look at the picture, if you could zoom in maybe, and you're like, she's kind of pretty.
00:20:23.000 Is that the chick from the X-Files?
00:20:26.000 Or is it the chick from, like, Legally Blonde?
00:20:29.000 No, she doesn't quite look like that.
00:20:31.000 And then I looked her up.
00:20:32.000 Wait a minute, that looks familiar.
00:20:34.000 Oh my god.
00:20:35.000 That's that weird giant beast who dyed his eyebrows blonde and he grew out his hair and is now a woman covered in makeup.
00:20:44.000 He's also the guy that is so big and strong and broad-shouldered, which is why we needed him in the military.
00:20:51.000 He's now a human meme that perfectly describes why men and women are different.
00:20:56.000 Remember this?
00:20:58.000 No doubt, instructing this frightened young woman on the proper way to do the feminisms.
00:21:03.000 Look at the shoulders.
00:21:05.000 Now, I couldn't find the original, original one, but remember the one that's about a paragraph?
00:21:09.000 Yeah.
00:21:09.000 Of explaining, like, his shoulders, his demeanor, her submissive demeanor, and how this perfectly shows you how men and women are different?
00:21:17.000 Like, if I was doing a class on how men and women have different vibes, I would use that picture.
00:21:22.000 And I say, ignore the part where the guy's in a dress, because besides that, this is a great example of the difference between men and women.
00:21:31.000 The New York Times was very upset that we were laughing at Maya Gay.
00:21:35.000 And they wanted you to know, even though we saw a fuck ton of context just then, that the New York Times editorial board member Maya Gay's comments on MSNBC have been irresponsibly taken out of context.
00:21:48.000 Can you talk about context when you watch a clip for like a minute?
00:21:53.000 I mean, my quotes get taken out of context.
00:21:54.000 They take two words.
00:21:57.000 Her argument was that Trump and many of his supporters have politicized the American flag.
00:22:00.000 The attacks on her today are ill-informed and grounded in bad faith.
00:22:04.000 I guarantee you that that person who wrote that that tweet is another affirmative action hire who's way out of her depth and has to say stupid shit like that because no one with any kind of IQ wants that stupid job.
00:22:21.000 And just to remind you who Maya Gay is, as I said earlier, she's the one who thinks that Bloomberg spending $500 million on his campaign is enough.
00:22:33.000 Well, $500 million is obviously the same as $500 trillion.
00:22:36.000 And if you had $500 trillion, you'd definitely have $327 million.
00:22:38.000 Wait, trillion.
00:22:39.000 So you could give each 327 million people in America a million each.
00:22:51.000 So 500 million times 500 is 500 trillion.
00:22:55.000 She thinks, she seems to think 500 million is 500 trillion.
00:23:00.000 Cause you could divide it all up and get like, scroll down and you can see the actual clip.
00:23:04.000 Now, what I would say if someone said that is I'd say, okay, if someone had 500 oranges, is that enough oranges for every American?
00:23:15.000 Is if million is too complicated for you, let's make them oranges.
00:23:21.000 If there was 327 people, it would work just fine.
00:23:24.000 500 million is 500 units.
00:23:27.000 The unit in this case is a million, but the unit could be an orange.
00:23:30.000 And furthermore, we've heard of things that generate 500 million.
00:23:35.000 Like I think Avatar grossed 800 million.
00:23:40.000 So wait a minute, if Avatar was feeling generous, or maybe their profits were 800 million?
00:23:45.000 If someone's feeling generous like Avatar, they could make every American a millionaire?
00:23:50.000 Do it then.
00:23:52.000 No, my dear, if you divide 500 million by 331 million, whatever we are, you get about $1.83 each.
00:24:02.000 And I love how Brian, so first this dumb tweet goes out and everyone laughs at it, but she brings it to a show with Brian Williams.
00:24:10.000 And then Brian Williams is like, I love it.
00:24:12.000 It's so true.
00:24:13.000 I never thought of that before.
00:24:14.000 So the left has an IQ problem is what we're learning here.
00:24:19.000 This guy, he could do it.
00:24:21.000 Absolutely.
00:24:22.000 Somebody tweeted recently that actually with the money he spent, he could have given every American a million dollars.
00:24:28.000 I've got it.
00:24:29.000 Let's put it up on the screen.
00:24:30.000 I got it.
00:24:30.000 We've all seen it.
00:24:31.000 Wait a minute.
00:24:32.000 To say I've got it, now the editor there has seen it, the production, the producers, the line producers, the manager of the show, like everyone involved in that show has seen that and went, yep, let's get it up.
00:24:50.000 Yeah, it is!
00:25:16.000 It sure is, Brian.
00:25:17.000 In the true definition of incredible.
00:25:19.000 It's true, it's disturbing.
00:25:21.000 By the way, Brian Williams, if you recall, not only is he the guy who lied during Katrina and said bodies are floating past him in the French district where there was no flooding,
00:25:34.000 But he's also the guy who watched his daughter get her ass eaten on HBO's Girls and said the following about it.
00:25:42.000 This is how you know he's a fucking liar and a moron.
00:25:45.000 That's what he thought when he saw someone eating his daughter's ass on HBO.
00:26:01.000 And I'll end this rant with just a final piece of proof that the left has an IQ problem.
00:26:09.000 Okay, there's some things that you probably don't know, but I know because I'm a genius.
00:26:15.000 And one of them is, if a person is hung, you say he's hanged.
00:26:19.000 A thing is hung, a person is hanged.
00:26:21.000 So you go and hang someone.
00:26:23.000 It's kind of counterintuitive.
00:26:25.000 It's weird that just one particular thing gets this conjugation of a verb, but a person is hanged.
00:26:33.000 Now I learned that because I edited a magazine for 15 years.
00:26:37.000 Controller,
00:26:39.000 Even though it's spelled comp-troller, I learned it was controller because I ran a company.
00:26:43.000 And we had a controller.
00:26:45.000 And that's how I learned.
00:26:46.000 So you're forgiven if you've never edited a magazine.
00:26:49.000 You can be forgiven for not knowing people are hanged.
00:26:52.000 And if you've never had a company that had a controller, you can be forgiven for not knowing how to pronounce controller.
00:26:59.000 Because it's spelled weird.
00:27:00.000 If you're doing a commercial for the city's controller, you'd better fucking know how to pronounce it.
00:27:05.000 And if you're running for
00:27:07.000 City Controller?
00:27:09.000 You definitely have to know how to pronounce it.
00:27:12.000 Yet none of them do.
00:27:15.000 In fact, look, Amber's just learned what she calls a Comptroller like a couple months ago.
00:27:24.000 Or last month.
00:27:26.000 It's the person that handles the finance, okay?
00:27:29.000 It's the grand pooba of the, um, accountants.
00:27:34.000 Is that America Ferrera?
00:27:36.000 She's turned into a strange mouse.
00:27:39.000 Zoey Chow.
00:27:40.000 That's the same joke.
00:27:42.000 They just both did the troll joke.
00:28:04.000 A controller is like a freak who has to just control every single thing.
00:28:11.000 A comptroller is the person that takes one of those old Atari joysticks.
00:28:16.000 Hold on a sec, hold on a sec.
00:28:18.000 This guy doesn't know how to say controller and he was Obama's like cultural advisor or something.
00:28:26.000 I have no idea who the fuck those other people are.
00:28:30.000 Stop!
00:28:30.000 He's running for New York City Comptroller and he pronounces it Comptroller.
00:28:35.000 I mean, I didn't know clowns were retards, but clown world is retard world.
00:28:57.000 Look it up before you do the commercial, at least!
00:29:01.000 ...and manage pension funds for public sector workers.
00:29:03.000 Why does it matter?
00:29:04.000 Because we need an economic recovery that works for everyone.
00:29:08.000 Oh.
00:29:10.000 Oh.
00:29:11.000 Okay.
00:29:12.000 Duh.
00:29:12.000 I knew that.
00:29:14.000 Okay.
00:29:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:29:15.000 Oh!
00:29:16.000 Okay.
00:29:17.000 That Asian was the only one doing an okay job of acting through this.
00:29:23.000 No.
00:29:27.000 You were too lazy to look up your own fucking job.
00:29:29.000 Okay, I want to get to Big Ed for a bit here, but you don't deserve to see Big Ed and his gorgeous new girlfriend that he cheated on and threw to the curb like human garbage.
00:29:43.000 I mean, you gotta hand it to him.
00:29:45.000 If someone looks like a fucking bizarre mutant that no one would fuck and is also a dwarf and an asshole and manages to finally get a chick and then throws her down into the garbage, you gotta be kind of impressed.
00:30:00.000 Not bad.
00:30:03.000 But that's for the people who pay for censored.tv.
00:30:06.000 $10 a month, that's what, 35 cents a day?
00:30:09.000 It's a beer, depending where you live.
00:30:11.000 In Manhattan, it's a beer a month.
00:30:13.000 Probably where you are, it's three beers a month.
00:30:16.000 The point is, it's nothing, and I am just the tip of the iceberg.
00:30:19.000 Jim Goad's got two shows.
00:30:21.000 Josh Denny's got a show.
00:30:23.000 We've got Lotus, Gavin Wax, Isabelle O'Reilly.
00:30:26.000 We've got so many shows that I sometimes get mad every time I say this, because I always leave someone out.
00:30:33.000 We've got piles of archives with free speech debates with Candace Owens and—what's his name?
00:30:41.000 Dr. Cory Booker, I was going to say.
00:30:43.000 And Cornel West.
00:30:43.000 Cornel West.
00:30:45.000 Anthony Kumiev, Opie and Anthony and I do a show.
00:30:48.000 Piles and piles of stuff on a daily basis.
00:30:51.000 I actually don't want it to be too much because I don't want you watching too much TV.
00:30:55.000 But you don't need anything else at all.
00:30:57.000 And the most common message I get from people about this network is, you make me feel sane.
00:31:04.000 Because though we're seen as G.G.
00:31:06.000 Allen and the most radical people on earth, you and I are moderates.
00:31:09.000 We're 2004 liberals.
00:31:12.000 And we turn on the TV and we get told about whiteness and critical race theory and how Marxism is normal and how America was built on slavery and all the statues need to come down and we think, is it me?
00:31:22.000 Am I nuts?
00:31:23.000 No, you're not nuts.
00:31:25.000 You're normal.
00:31:26.000 You're rational.
00:31:27.000 You're from pre-clown world.
00:31:30.000 And this, this network is a time capsule that manages to freeze sanity pre-clown world and barrel through this fucking frozen shit like a snowpiercer.
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00:32:47.000 All right, we've now got a deep dive on Big Ed and the way he manipulates women and how, you know, I don't like men getting bashed, but I'm about to bash men because he represents, he personifies the worst we have to offer.
00:33:02.000 We'll cut to that, but we'll also cut off the freebie part and go behind the paywall.
00:33:09.000 So for all you people not seeing the rest of the show, this is a show where we promote bravery and honesty.
00:33:15.000 We want you to get in trouble.
00:33:17.000 We want you, if you're feeling uncomfortable about something, to speak up and say, this doesn't make any sense.
00:33:23.000 Well, stop hiding.
00:33:24.000 If the waiter comes up to you and he says, and you just ate a disgusting plate, and they go, how is it?
00:33:28.000 You go, I can't get through it, it's terrible.
00:33:31.000 This is overcooked and this is undercooked.
00:33:33.000 Be honest, tell it like it is.
00:33:35.000 Enjoy some confrontation, it's good for you.
00:33:38.000 Enjoy some debate, it makes you smarter.
00:33:40.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:33:45.000 We just gotta get the outro.
00:33:46.000 Boom, we got it.
00:33:47.000 Actually, fuck it, we got it.
00:33:50.000 White boy summer.
00:33:57.000 Sucker ducking and dummy dodging all day.
00:34:00.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:34:02.000 Real 16.