Gavin McKinnon is a stand-up comedian, writer, and podcaster in New York City. He hosts a weekly show called "Get Off My Lawn" and hosts a podcast called "Off My Lawn Live" with Gavin McKinnon. In this episode, Gavin talks about what it's like to be a white male in his 20s in the 90s and early 30s. He also talks about how to deal with racism and how to overcome it, and why it's okay to be white in your 20s. Gavin is also known for his role in the HBO sitcom "Orange Is the New Black" and for his work on the new show "The Office" on FX. He's also a writer, comedian, podcaster, and host of the podcast "Get On My Lawn," which he hosts with his good friend and former co-host, Maggie Longclaw. Gavin and Maggie have been dating for a couple of years and have been best friends since high school, but that's not even half of what they talk about in this episode. They talk about how they met and how they first met and fell in love with each other. They also talk about their mutual love of hip hop and what it s like being white in their 20s and how it s okay to have a hard on in your 30s and 40s. And they also discuss what it means to be black in America. White Boy Summer . and White Girl Summer. and how that s a thing that s going to be like that in the next episode of "Get on My Lawn . and much more. Enjoy! Get On My Lawn with Gavin and I hope you enjoy this episode! -Gavin and I talk about this one! -Tune in next week for a new episode of GAVEN'S GIVES IT A BANGER! (featuring Maggie Longclawing and GAVIN MCCARTON! and GRAVY MACKinnon & GAVY MECKER (Gav talks about getting into the bag. ) Gav and I get into a fight about the bag and GABBY'S BAG. GRAHAM MACKETT (GAVYO and the bag, GOULDY'S PODCAST AND GARRELL SON'S DADDY AND THE BAG, GRAVEY BAY.
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00:06:06.000You look like shit and to look at like the Michael Kay Show where it's just a microphone and he's got a portrait on his desk that takes up half the screen and it's off-screen.
00:10:22.000And the left, the woke left, sees flags, the American flag, not just the Trump flag, but the American flag, the Trump flag, POW, MIA flag, of course the Confederate flag, but we don't have to go that far, any kind of U.S.
00:11:08.000I guess Asians have to go back to Asia.
00:11:10.000So this guy, this boat, is saying whites are better than all other races.
00:11:15.000And all other races, I guess they either know their place and never look me in the eyes and just keep doing my dry cleaning, or they have to go back.
00:11:22.000I'm not exactly sure how they think that patriotic whites want... I'm not sure what they think is going to happen to minorities in this scenario.
00:11:35.000But they definitely have to be seen as an other.
00:11:42.000Now that is fucking insane for so many reasons.
00:11:46.000The biggest of which being America is a group of ragtag misfits who came together and said let's stop talking about class and race and all this other shit and just build a place on meritocracy.
00:11:59.000If you're here and you respect Christianity, you don't have to be Christian by the way,
00:12:04.000But you should respect it as it's the building block of the country.
00:12:07.000But you're here, you respect the country, its values, you want to work hard, you're in.
00:12:14.000Like that weird Indian dude who owns that, the Panthers, the Florida football club.
00:13:53.000This woman is on the board of the New York Times and she is retarded.
00:13:59.000I'm going to show you in a second that she was the imbecile who thought 500 million dollars given to America would be a million dollars per American.
00:14:08.000500 million, there's almost 500 million of us, so everyone gets a million, right?
00:14:14.000Like, that is... Explicative is a word, and it's not the word she was looking for.
00:15:05.000She is conflating American-ness with whiteness and then she's saying these other people have to get over it and stop doing that.
00:15:13.000That's the same as religious puritans seeing everything as Satan.
00:15:17.000Oh, I dropped my, I dropped my, my, uh, my jelly piece on the ground and it landed jelly first.
00:15:23.000Satan has clearly infiltrated the kitchen and is ruining my jam sandwiches.
00:15:28.000Like they push this whiteness thing into everything around them until a bunch of patriotic people that are pissed with pickled peppers and that Trump didn't win the election is somehow all about her and her blackness.
00:16:43.000Because you're a stupid bitch at the New York Times that is obsessed with woke politics and is ruining this country by dragging us all back to pre-MLK days.
00:16:55.000Because you're such a mental midget, it's all you really know.
00:16:59.000You can't be challenged with stats and numbers and real facts.
00:19:07.000I see a guy who runs a pressure washer company, who has 12 employees, and he has been screwed recently with taxes, and he's having trouble getting out, getting his head above water, he's had to lay guys off, and he's fucking pissed, because not just two years ago,
00:19:25.000His company was seeing unprecedented sales and he was about to hire three new people including his son-in-law who's been down on his luck and just married his daughter and he thought I'll give Eddie a job until he can get on his feet or maybe he could eventually take over the company.
00:19:42.000That's how things were going and that's why he loved America because when you let it roam free money starts happening.
00:21:09.000Of explaining, like, his shoulders, his demeanor, her submissive demeanor, and how this perfectly shows you how men and women are different?
00:21:17.000Like, if I was doing a class on how men and women have different vibes, I would use that picture.
00:21:22.000And I say, ignore the part where the guy's in a dress, because besides that, this is a great example of the difference between men and women.
00:21:31.000The New York Times was very upset that we were laughing at Maya Gay.
00:21:35.000And they wanted you to know, even though we saw a fuck ton of context just then, that the New York Times editorial board member Maya Gay's comments on MSNBC have been irresponsibly taken out of context.
00:21:48.000Can you talk about context when you watch a clip for like a minute?
00:21:53.000I mean, my quotes get taken out of context.
00:21:57.000Her argument was that Trump and many of his supporters have politicized the American flag.
00:22:00.000The attacks on her today are ill-informed and grounded in bad faith.
00:22:04.000I guarantee you that that person who wrote that that tweet is another affirmative action hire who's way out of her depth and has to say stupid shit like that because no one with any kind of IQ wants that stupid job.
00:22:21.000And just to remind you who Maya Gay is, as I said earlier, she's the one who thinks that Bloomberg spending $500 million on his campaign is enough.
00:22:33.000Well, $500 million is obviously the same as $500 trillion.
00:22:36.000And if you had $500 trillion, you'd definitely have $327 million.
00:24:32.000To say I've got it, now the editor there has seen it, the production, the producers, the line producers, the manager of the show, like everyone involved in that show has seen that and went, yep, let's get it up.
00:25:21.000By the way, Brian Williams, if you recall, not only is he the guy who lied during Katrina and said bodies are floating past him in the French district where there was no flooding,
00:25:34.000But he's also the guy who watched his daughter get her ass eaten on HBO's Girls and said the following about it.
00:25:42.000This is how you know he's a fucking liar and a moron.
00:25:45.000That's what he thought when he saw someone eating his daughter's ass on HBO.
00:26:01.000And I'll end this rant with just a final piece of proof that the left has an IQ problem.
00:26:09.000Okay, there's some things that you probably don't know, but I know because I'm a genius.
00:26:15.000And one of them is, if a person is hung, you say he's hanged.
00:29:27.000You were too lazy to look up your own fucking job.
00:29:29.000Okay, I want to get to Big Ed for a bit here, but you don't deserve to see Big Ed and his gorgeous new girlfriend that he cheated on and threw to the curb like human garbage.
00:29:45.000If someone looks like a fucking bizarre mutant that no one would fuck and is also a dwarf and an asshole and manages to finally get a chick and then throws her down into the garbage, you gotta be kind of impressed.
00:31:12.000And we turn on the TV and we get told about whiteness and critical race theory and how Marxism is normal and how America was built on slavery and all the statues need to come down and we think, is it me?
00:31:30.000And this, this network is a time capsule that manages to freeze sanity pre-clown world and barrel through this fucking frozen shit like a snowpiercer.
00:31:46.000But I let you watch this part for free because I'm a sweetheart and it's a good advertising for the show.
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00:32:47.000All right, we've now got a deep dive on Big Ed and the way he manipulates women and how, you know, I don't like men getting bashed, but I'm about to bash men because he represents, he personifies the worst we have to offer.
00:33:02.000We'll cut to that, but we'll also cut off the freebie part and go behind the paywall.
00:33:09.000So for all you people not seeing the rest of the show, this is a show where we promote bravery and honesty.