Gavin and Ryan are back in studio, and the boys talk about a bunch of stuff. They talk about the new equipment, the new sound issues, and how to deal with home invasions in New York City. Plus, the usual mailbag questions.
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00:04:49.000So I want to, with home invasions, with any kind of invasion in New York, there's this sort of degrees.
00:04:54.000Like if it's Karens just coming to the house to like yell at your house and have a seance for Trump, you blast them with a hose.
00:05:03.000If it's miscreants, vandals that want to throw eggs, you shoot them with the BB gun.
00:05:10.000If it's someone getting near the house in a threatening way, you bring out the machete, you chop their arm off.
00:05:16.000And then if anyone, of course, breaches the actual property line, gets near your front door or pushes on your front door, you blow their head off with a shotgun.
00:05:26.000So you don't bring out a shotgun when some Karens want to have a protest outside your door.
00:05:56.000We're actually doing a Tactical Walls ad right now.
00:06:01.000But they are the pros at the Mod Wall.
00:06:06.000And you can see Ryan's various applications he uses on his computer there.
00:06:12.000If you are lucky enough to live in a gun-friendly zone and you have a bunch of guns, I'd like you to know that as New Yorkers, we are green with envy.
00:06:21.000We can't believe you lucky bastards get away with that.
00:12:59.000In the background, as you've noticed, Ryan is incompetent and will pull up some awkward fight I had with a guy we called Klobber who's been boxing since he's eight years old and could kill me in his sleep.
00:14:47.000So the winner of each one-minute loop, whatever has the best loop, will get $100.
00:14:55.000But I have a feeling if you're good enough to do the best feminism, which could be like a bunch of screaming liberals, but also like slutty chicks, right?
00:15:05.000Even semi-pornographic girls in lingerie, that goes under the subject of feminism.
00:17:41.000It therefore suffices to say, that's terrible grammar.
00:17:45.000It's therefore sufficed to say that when someone who is a heterosexual is piercing their left ear, it simply means that they are getting their gay ear pierced.
00:17:55.000It is most times advisable that straight men avoid getting the ear pierced if they intend going on with being straight.
00:18:02.000It is, however, normal for people to pierce both ears.
00:18:04.000Ryan, you're not smart enough to figure out the fucking AC.
00:18:38.000It is, however, normal for people to pierce both ears regardless of the category they find themselves.
00:18:43.000It should be noted that the concept of gay ears is one that is fast losing strength as more and more people are piercing their ears without recourse to sexual leanings.
00:22:51.000So they're a London band, folky band, the sort of quintessential hipster band.
00:22:58.000And they dared to stray from the path of the radical left.
00:23:04.000They didn't go right, but they just didn't go far, far left.
00:23:09.000And as we know with the radical left, you're either 100% with us or you're 100% against us.
00:23:15.000So this guy, their first mistake, look up, they had sinned earlier by liking Jordan Peterson.
00:23:22.000So their first mistake was a few years ago where they, I think the main guy there, the banjo player, the lead guitarist, he expressed an interest in Jordan Peterson.
00:23:34.000The rest of the band thought, yeah, whatever.
00:24:29.000And then Sin two was this guy, and go to the second link after the opening song here, Antifa Privilege.
00:24:37.000This guy expressed interest in Andy No.
00:24:41.000What he said was, Andy No's book is pretty good.
00:24:45.000Winston Marshall's millionaire Brexiteer father backs him for quitting Mumford and Sons after he became cancel culture victim of viral mob when he praised U.S. conservative journalists.
00:26:37.000You're allowed to be against people who attacked small businesses and businesses in general during a pandemic when they were all suffering.
00:28:28.000I was reading all the letters today, and a lot of them, not a lot of them, but there was one guy who's after 10 years of marriage, three kids, she's leaving him for being red-pilled.
00:28:45.000Speaking of Mandy No, by the way, so when he last got beat up, and this is what the guy, sorry, let's go back to Winston Marcellus, whatever his name is, saying why he's leaving.
00:28:56.000He's basically leaving because he doesn't want to be a pussy and apologize and say, I don't mean any of this.
00:29:03.000So he said, okay, if I have to apologize, I'm just going to quit the band.
00:29:07.000And maybe you guys can go on doing you.
00:29:09.000This is kind of what happened with me in my ad agency.
00:30:25.000So that's definitely what happened to him.
00:30:27.000Oh, he's also got a cool thing called a Hong Kong link up, where he tries to help pro-freedom Hong Kongers with this horrible merger with China.
00:31:08.000He goes, rub your eyes and purify your heart and prize above all else in the world those who love you and who wish you well.
00:31:15.000Alexander Solzhenetsyn once wrote, that's the guy who experienced gulags and did the book The Gulag Archipelago.
00:31:25.000I also highly recommend, I think we've mentioned this on the show before, his book of speeches, where he talks about the importance of free speech.
00:31:31.000And it's coming from someone who has experienced the Soviet Union.
00:31:36.000So you listen to him when he talks because he goes, I know what you're going through.
00:31:41.000I remember when this was bubbling up and I've seen how it plays out and it plays out real bad for freedom.
00:32:41.000And he who is not sufficiently courageous to defend his soul, don't let him be proud of his quote-unquote progressive views, and don't let him boast that he is an academician, or a people's artist, a distinguished figure,
00:37:34.000If I'm drunk and there's a problem, I wake up like that and can crush the world.
00:37:38.000But I've noticed even with sleeping pills, you wake up the next morning and until you've had a coffee and sort of a cold shower, you're still kind of groggy.
00:41:00.000So now that we're smooth sailing, now that we're on the high winds, and the lake is just like glass right now, now that we're out smooth sailing, you're kicked off the boat.
00:41:12.000Is that really worth a beer and a half a month?
00:48:34.000I can't tell if they're kidding or not.
00:48:36.000And you're a pussy if you go, are you serious?
00:48:38.000Do I have to actually spar with you guys?
00:48:42.000So you just go, all right, I'll warm up.
00:48:45.000And you start skipping rope, praying that that was a joke.
00:48:49.000And then they keep fighting, which is good too, because you think, even if I do have to spar with these guys, it'll be on like the fifth or sixth round for them.
00:48:57.000And they'll be exhausted and we'll at least be in the same universe, as opposed to me fighting Superman and Batman at the same time.
00:49:05.000And then you see one of the guys taking his wraps off and you're like, you wouldn't be taking your wraps off if you had more rounds in you.
00:49:13.000I think you were kidding about sparring.
00:49:17.000And then later, Larry goes, yo, put on your fucking body bag.
00:49:21.000The body bag is this thing that goes around your body and then everyone gets to punch you in the body.
00:52:18.000It's like fucking 10 times the size of our old studio.
00:52:21.000And there's a lesson here, by the way, folks, with business.
00:52:23.000If you have an idea for a company, cupcakes, sell them out of your house, out of some shithole in Manhattan, some tiny apartment, whatever, for two years.
00:53:15.000I'll never force you to pay more, but I promise you, you will incrementally get more and more shit and it'll be more and more exciting because I weathered the two-year storm and got sued and had to reincorporate and lost our payment processor and threatened to sue the payment processors,
00:54:51.000By the way, Ryan, speaking of your fuck-ups, you should have been freezing this studio from 7 to 9 at 60 degrees until it's a fucking fridge and you can see your breath.
00:56:02.000So you click on it and then you have to sign up.
00:56:05.000And you go, I'm not signing up to the Wall Street Journal for this stupid shitty article.
00:56:08.000Or even worse, like the Toronto Daily Star, some weird Canadian thing.
00:56:15.000And I think what's happening is Twitter is selling stories to subscription-based news sites, and then they give you a story and you have to sign up to fucking hear it.
01:03:55.000But anyway, to lose all that and the big picture is he signed up for abuse for 20 years so he could retire and take care of his family forever.
01:04:05.000And that's taken away because of that stupid punch.
01:04:09.000And the weird thing is I talk to other cops about it and they're like, yeah, he's fucked.
01:04:14.000Like they sound, I'm not going to say pussy whipped, but like they're just so beaten down that they go, yeah, you're not allowed to do that.
01:04:23.000You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
01:04:27.000They sound like kids in a Pink Floyd video.
01:04:31.000Here's a story speaking of cops that will never go anywheres.
01:04:55.000A police officer who was one of the three people killed in a shooting at a suburban Denver shopping district was ambushed by a suspect who expressed hatred toward police, authorities said Tuesday.
01:05:08.000Arvada police officer Gordon Beasley was targeted because he was wearing an Arvada police uniform and a badge, Chief Link Strait said.
01:05:16.000Officer Beasley was ambushed by someone who expressed hatred of police officers.
01:05:19.000Strait called it a deliberate act of violence and an isolated incident, but he did not provide details about the suspect.
01:05:25.000Of course, he wouldn't want to embarrass him.
01:05:27.000Of course, we get details of the cop who shot or who whatever George Floyd within hours.
01:05:35.000The suspect also died in the shooting on Monday, how authorities knew that the suspect had deliberately attacked Beasley and how they knew about the suspect views towards police.
01:08:05.000Kumio and I were supposed to discuss this movie yesterday, Karen, which BET is putting out.
01:08:12.000And it's all about, it's a liberal fantasy.
01:08:15.000And the fantasy is that racist bitches attack, murder, and frame beautiful upper-middle-class black people who move into a nice neighborhood.
01:15:43.000Go up to any black person on the street, especially lower middle class to blue collar, and some guy like covered in drywall powder, and go, Hey man, I was reading critical race theory all day, and I really learned a lot about your plight.
01:18:52.000If you're not the grossest person in the world, then the rest of you should just sort of squint and go forward because this is fucking gross.
01:20:28.000Leftist actors disguised themselves and pretended to work for conservative news outlets during January 6 protests told FBI how to infiltrate Trump rallies.
01:21:17.000The real danger of revolver news and Darren J. Beattie is a valuable investigative researcher on 1.6 and indicted Cosmere is not that people will start questioning the official government narrative.
01:21:26.000It's that they'll start to question many other official narratives.
01:24:23.000I've watched you essentially be the same person, which is a light-hearted entertainer who kind of got swept up in politics in 2015 and never really left you.
01:25:24.000People, those prominent Trump supporters who got roped in to January the 6th, in no small part thanks to the president's own tweets about, you know, come down.
01:25:45.000Before we get to that, I want to give people more of a sense of who you are behind the We Love Our Cops videos and behind the other sort of viral entertainments.
01:25:57.000Tell us a little bit about where you're from and your family.
01:26:47.000And she says, it is, is it my job to point out that Steve Bannon is live streaming to 40k plus people with Tim Poole when he's supposedly banned from YouTube?
01:26:58.000I mean, I call modern journalists tattletale journalists.
01:27:02.000I kind of stole it from Ezra Levant because when we were there for Tommy Robinson's trial, there's all these journalists tattletaling on him for filming in the courtroom was one of his sins.
01:29:22.000I've been doing this for about two years.
01:29:24.000And so I've been hit his programming hit pretty well, and I've been able to sort of piece together the retrospective timeline of his career.
01:29:35.000Why do you think that so you've been watching his show and you've managed through his show, I guess, to retroactively piece together the timeline of his career?
01:29:46.000So on one episode, he'll say, and that's when I was working at MSNBC.
01:29:50.000And then another episode, he'll say, and that's when I was at CNN.
01:29:59.000God, if any of this shit these people say was a high school essay, they would get a D. I just feel myself watching this shit with like a red wax pencil, just going like, nope, show your work, makes no sense.
01:30:27.000Well, I think that Tucker's project is fundamentally anti-democratic and normalizes the slide towards fascism and the authoritarian grip on power that exists at the highest levels of government right now.
01:30:41.000And at the same time, he's portraying himself as a victim of the media, which is ridiculous because he holds one of the most powerful microphones on cable television and in politics and political media.
01:30:58.000So I think it's important to reveal the motivation behind what he is doing and where he comes from and where he's been and where he's going because this sort of mainstreaming of white nationalist talking points has opened,
01:31:16.000elevates these alt-right, white identity grievances that otherwise wouldn't be in the media ecosphere, the mainstream media.
01:31:23.000What's the importance of someone like Tucker Carlson on a major news network giving a platform to white nationalists, white supremacists, and kind of mainstream?
01:31:35.000Yeah, so Tucker will invite people on to his show that otherwise wouldn't be invited on.
01:31:43.000He will invite on Tommy Robinson, who's a British anti-Islophobe extremist.
01:31:51.000And that's just someone that no one else would touch.
01:31:53.000He covered this ridiculous faux outrage over land reform in South Africa that resulted in a tweet from President Trump saying that he was directing the State Department to look into it.
01:32:06.000And his programming is closely watched by these fringe white nationalist media figures on South Africa.
01:32:42.000Tommy Robinson is not cracking down on pedophile gangs, grooming gangs that have groomed hundreds of innocent girls and destroyed their lives.
01:38:38.000You know, back in the days before electricity, when you were just by the fire, before TV, obviously, the way you would correspond is you'd tell stories.
01:41:49.000And there's a big myth that it was all about, like, I'm a dumb Negro, doopa doop, bong, it wasn't that that existed, but and my other pet peeve with that too is like that existed with a lot of white humor, too.
01:42:04.000Like that I was talking about the crows the other day.
01:44:51.000That's like that woman who, that politician who was shot that they pull out sometimes, and she's got her bald husband saying, we got to ban guns.
01:47:43.000No, did you know that back in like the early 90s when Michelle Malkin was a student, maybe 20 years old, 21, Dinesh D'Souza came to her school and there was a massive protest and the professors got together and said something like,
01:48:00.000Dinesh D'Souza, don't let the white man fool you, protesting him going there.
01:48:07.000And she was a little mouse before that.
01:48:09.000And that day she became a lion because she went, these fucking professors that we're paying are Telling me that I can't watch this?
01:48:20.000Well, let me tell you: off of that, off of what you just said, I've been helping organize this event, and there's been an oddball crew of people on my social media kind of accounts that have underground,
01:48:40.000told them, hey, I'm working on this event.
01:48:42.000And they're like, dude, thanks for sharing this with me.
01:50:04.000But what the left has done is they've come up with this rule culture where you can't make this joke, you can't make that joke, you can't listen to this band.
01:50:12.000The guy from Mumford and Sons has to leave the band because he respects Andy Noe's bravery, which is inarguable.
01:50:20.000And he thinks Jordan Peterson is interesting, which is also inarguable.
01:51:10.000So I'm happy that you turned me into a pariah so people want to tune in and see who this evil monster is, who this Anton LeVay is, who this Satanist is.
01:52:22.000I mean, punk was invented because rock was getting too elitist, and it was all these guys noodling away on guitars, like fucking Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, and yeah, Dire Straits.
01:52:36.000And Punk came along and said, you can do it too.
01:54:00.000But yeah, as far as Krass goes, they were sort of anti-musical.
01:54:04.000But you listen to some of those albums like Stations of the Crass, or if you get the Greatest Hits album, Best Before, you go, these are some jams.
01:54:38.000And it was funny because Penny Rimbau is upper class, but he had Steve Ignorant singing.
01:54:43.000So he's like, he's saying things like, if you take a closer look to the way things really stand, you'll see we're all just niggers to the rulers of this land.
01:54:55.000But then he'd have the East London guy saying it.
01:54:57.000So He's like, if you take a closer look to the way things really stand, you'll see we're all just niggers to the rulers of this land.
01:55:04.000And you're like, wow, that fucking East London Cockney sure is smart.
01:57:45.000The computer saw you as crypt O wallets, and Ryan is so dumb that he can't look at that and not see like what it's supposed to be.
01:57:55.000I know what it's supposed to be, but isn't that supposed to be a powerful crypto wallet?
01:57:59.000Yeah, um, I'm just really impressed with all the fundraising you do for all the Proud Boys, and I know the assholes keep kind of taking you down.
01:58:11.000I was wondering if you ever flirted with doing crypto wallets, you know, because with crypto, they can't really hack it, so you can send the crypto funds to people you're raising money for.
01:58:31.000I mean, the problem with linking anything to the site and saying at sensor.tv, here's how you donate to Max and John, is it fucks with our payment processors and gets us, we got kicked off U.S. Bank, we got kicked off of Stripe for supporting the Proud Boys.
01:58:48.000But I could just announce it on the site here.
01:58:51.000I could hold up some URL and be like, donate to Max and John here.
01:58:59.000And then you could go look it up yourself and it wouldn't be on the site, so it wouldn't get us shut down.
01:59:05.000Yeah, all you need to do is like set up like an Ethereum crypto wallet address, and you can just, I have no problem sending like 50 to 100 bucks in Ethereum to a wallet address.
01:59:18.000It's almost impossible to hack that address.
01:59:21.000As long as whoever you're raising money for has the private keys and a secure password, it's almost impossible to hack.
01:59:32.000And I think the future of censored.tv is going to be crypto-based because these payment processes have been causing us so much problems that it's a fucking nightmare.
01:59:42.000And the beauty of crypto is our currency keeps going up.
01:59:47.000So the American dollar is staying the same or probably going down with Joe Biden.
01:59:51.000But if we start switching to crypto, our value goes up.
02:03:20.000It was over ungrateful immigrants in Canada.
02:03:24.000He said something along the lines of they come here and they, I don't know, they like our land of milk and honey, but they don't want to partake in the culture.
02:05:52.000It reminds me of when I was in my band Anal Chinook.
02:05:55.000The bass player came to our jam session and he was fucking pumped.
02:06:00.000He's like, guys, I don't know what the fuck just happened to me, but I came up with a bass line that is so good that it'll just, it'll be the song and then you guys write whatever the fuck you want around it, but this is the spine.
02:09:43.000No actual racism and no constantly attacking people with ad hominem attacks about how they're a bitch and they're a faggot and blah, blah, blah.
02:09:53.000Yeah, there were threats and there was doxing.
02:10:11.000This show has been such a nice little moment.
02:10:12.000That should have been such a nice little moment over the two-hour mark because I owe it to you as a subscriber to give you your money's worth.
02:10:21.000And this has been just a beginning of this show was just a catastrophe.
02:10:27.000All right, we're calling about kids in school.
02:13:00.000I'm not against it politically, like an Alex Jones kind of level.
02:13:04.000But I just think, like, I've talked to doctors and they go, if you're under 70, don't bother.
02:13:12.000Yeah, even though it's like a new type of vaccine, like it's the RNA or whatever, like it's not like a normal vaccine.
02:13:20.000I don't know if I keep hearing that and, you know, it just makes me.
02:13:23.000And the fact that they're pushing it so heavy, like they're giving millions, like they're doing like the vax lottery where it's like, get the vaccine.
02:13:50.000Just come to this McDonald's drive-thru and we'll give you free McDonald's, which, by the way, that's the most vulnerable people is the obese people who fucking eat a McDonald's every day.
02:14:02.000We'll give you free fries if you come down.
02:14:27.000Like, I remember when I was about 10, these two guys, let's call them Kevin and Darren, came to my house to sleep over, and they both came from broken homes, and they started sucking each other off.
02:14:39.000And they were like, dude, you got to do this.
02:16:09.000They cut a hole in a cardboard box that was like a mini fridge, and you get into the box, and someone puts their penis in the box, and then you hold the penis, and you say, who, who, who are you?
02:18:21.000I revealed my buttocks on Stinson Avenue, our street where we don't show our buttocks.
02:18:29.000And I remember like lying in bed and praying to God, please, God, please God, send me back in time and have me not done that horrible moon.
02:18:45.000So when those guys came in and they were like, we did this, I didn't want them to go through, you know, the horrible, like, what have I done?
02:18:55.000So I didn't want to say like, what you guys are doing is faggotry.
02:19:20.000So then they go home and they tell their parents that my brother's brother, which is me, Gavin, said that it's okay to play with your penises.
02:19:52.000So whenever I visited my parents from that day forward, my brother's friends were not allowed to be at the house because I'm the guy who said it's okay to play with your penis.
02:22:35.000I was trying not to hate every single part of it.
02:22:37.000Like, at what point, though, do like we actually bring up how obvious this shit is?
02:22:43.000The main character for the whole cartoon, the Anita chick, in all of the 101 Dalmatians, is now black because of this movie, which, okay, sure.
02:22:54.000Why would they only change that one character, like the main chick, to black?
02:22:59.000Why didn't they change the two stupid English ruffians that follow her around?
02:23:05.000Why didn't they change them to two tubby little, you know, Eskimo dudes or whatever?
02:23:10.000I don't understand at what point do we actually bring stuff up?
02:23:13.000Because my kids watch, you know, I have four kids.
02:23:16.000They watch these, you know, Beauty and the Beast movies and all that kind of stuff.
02:23:19.000And now they're seeing like the little, what, a guy that follows Gaston is gay.
02:23:24.000And I mean, he's like clearly acts gay in these movies.
02:23:27.000There's black people in Frozen that are like completely like they're in power in it in the completely different time period that they're in.
02:23:55.000Yeah, I think I've changed my mind about this recently because my thing with my kids was like, I wanted to keep politics away from them for as much as possible.
02:24:03.000So, you know, when they found out that I was the hate monger, they could go, actually, he never, people would say, did he talk to you about fucking how great it is to be a Nazi and tell you to be a Nazi?
02:24:12.000And they would go, actually, he never talked about politics.
02:25:11.000And then, you know, even outside of that, the Cruella chick has this whole army of cross-dresser or fag dudes that follow her around and create all of this fashion stuff for her.
02:25:22.000And it's just like, what the fuck is going on?
02:27:54.000I mean, I'm asking as a serious matter because when I had sex, a lot of times, you know, I would actually be in pain so much so that I had trouble maintaining an erection due to, I don't know whether it was, like you said, you get married to, well, you have sex with a girl who's too tight or, you know, maybe you're too large.
02:28:09.000So my concern is that I'm going to get married and be in kind of pain for the rest of my life because, you know, one of those two issues.
02:28:17.000So just to be clear here, you've been very promiscuous.
02:28:22.000So as far as the future goes, though, you're worried you're going to meet someone, not know what she's like sexually, and then your dick will be too big for her tiny pussy.
02:28:59.000So you've never had that issue before.
02:29:01.000Well, I had that issue with the one Vietnamese girl who was kind of petite and hurt her pussy.
02:29:08.000And this other girl, Caroline High School, used to put her hands on the backs of her ass cheeks so I wouldn't go the full way in because I would rip her to shreds.
02:29:16.000But those were like the girls I had fucked once or twice.
02:29:20.000I'm sure if I had dated them, I would have stretched those bitches out.
02:29:23.000Their pussies would have looked like a baby yawning after I was done.
02:29:28.000So in summary, there's really nothing to worry about, correct?