Matthew and Maddie are back with a brand new episode of Get Off My Lawn! This week, the boys talk about what it's like to be a biker, a trucker, and a general idiot.
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00:03:10.000For those of you not familiar with what we're talking about, caller last week was saying he married a doctor and he's doing well financially with her working and him not.
00:09:13.000I was in Central Virginia, Central Virginia, CVRJ, Central Virginia Regional Jail in Orange, Virginia.
00:09:20.000It just, they clearly don't see prisoners as human beings down there, which is great if they're pedophiles, but if they're innocent, then wait till they're proven guilty, no?
00:09:30.000Well, keep in mind, I'm in a jail, not a prison.
00:09:34.000So I'm not a convict, and these aren't convicts.
00:09:38.000These are people who are awaiting trial.
00:11:40.000And she's been giving me a real hard time.
00:11:42.000I think she's totally jealous because, you know, nobody wants to write her letters because she has a unibrow and she looks like a Neanderthal.
00:11:52.000Her name is Deputy Felix for the record.
00:11:54.000But so go ahead and write me letters and notate it.
00:12:52.000It's like getting Christmas presents every day.
00:12:55.000Listen, when you're in prison, like I used to sit there and watch people, because after the afternoon count, after like 4 o'clock, when they do the afternoon count shift change and all that, they usually do mail call first thing.
00:13:10.000And you would see people still like everyone crowds around the CO who's handing out the mail because they'll call out names and numbers and hand out whoever's getting mail.
00:13:18.000And some people go every day and never, ever, ever, ever get mail.
00:14:33.000All high-profile inmates usually go straight to the shoe.
00:14:36.000They get put on what is administrative segregation.
00:14:40.000It's a little different from disciplinary segregation when you get put in a hole or the shoe because they're allowed a little bit more freedom on like comments, every list and stuff like that.
00:14:49.000Like when you're in disciplinary segregation, you're only allowed, well, the jails and the prisons I've been, you're only allowed hygiene products.
00:14:55.000Like you couldn't buy snacks, you couldn't buy stuff like that.
00:15:00.000You only get your three trays a day and that's it.
00:15:04.000Isn't it mental torture to be in the shoe?
00:15:07.000I mean, as human beings, the way we sort of, and rats, a lot of mammals, the way that we stay sane and function is a sense of society and interaction.
00:17:11.000In MCC, the shoe is on the ninth floor.
00:17:14.000And the way the floors in MCC are, it's like almost like a split-level ranch house.
00:17:19.000Like, it's a little stairwell, it goes down, a little stairwell goes up.
00:17:22.000And right at the beginning of the steps, on the upper and lower tier, there's a shower with a bar door on it.
00:17:30.000So what they do is when you're in the shoe, you have to cuff up anytime they open the door.
00:17:35.000So the CEO comes to the door, he opens up the food tray slot, you stick your hands out the back, he locks you up in handcuffs.
00:17:42.000Now, if your cellmate's in there with you, your cellmate, then you have to go sit back on the bed, then your cellmate has to come up to the door, and he has to get handcuffed.
00:17:51.000They won't go in the door until both inmates are cuffed up.
00:17:55.000Then they'll take you out, close the door, and walk you down to the shower.
00:18:00.000They'll make you step in the shower with your clothes and towel or whatever your shower, your hygiene products.
00:20:23.000Well, Elijah Schaefer texted me the other day.
00:20:26.000Maybe I'm speaking out of term, but he's like, Jesus, I haven't been in an industry like this before where you're constantly having your life threatened and the president wants to kill you.
00:20:42.000You box in the mornings and you get drunk at night.
00:20:45.000And the good thing about boxing and alcohol is your training hung over.
00:20:49.000So when you're at your worst, you're practicing, fighting, which is, I think, a good time to practice at your lowest point where you're, now you dry heave a lot and everyone at the gym thinks you're a pussy because you're a third of your normal self.
00:21:04.000If these guys could ever get me at 10 p.m., maybe they wouldn't call me the quote-unquote mayor of Cupcakeville, which is a moniker I'm not happy about.
00:21:13.000Or just Wimp, I think, is the newest one they seem to be using, which hurts.
00:21:17.000When Larry Barnes is like, see you later, Wimp.
00:21:22.000My jokes are so much better with Larry than he gets to me.
00:21:26.000I once brought children's books to the gym, and he was like, what the fuck are those?
00:23:29.000That's what you do when you find one of us.
00:23:32.000Promo code Gavin, that's enough of that.
00:23:34.000Holy shit, it's already almost over the free part of the show.
00:23:40.000All right, let's do a little bit of news just so the people who are freeloaders can see how we do.
00:23:47.000Show the LGBTQ interstitial, and then I want to show you something that is fucking amazing.
00:23:57.000We are glorifying mental illness in these times.
00:24:03.000We've always had these freaks, but they were always on the outskirts of society.
00:24:07.000I remember being punk in the late 80s, early 90s, and we'd have these things called anarchist un-gatherings, because we're anarchists, so we can't say gathering.
00:24:17.000Like anything that involved rules had to be un-rules.
00:24:20.000Sort of like vegetarians with like tofurky and un-meat and everything.
00:24:39.000And then he would do a workshop, and he'd talk about how children have sexual lives and they're sexual beings.
00:24:44.000And everyone would beat him up because there's a bunch of single moms there who, you know, were fucking on welfare and they got knocked up and they don't want to hear about kids getting fucked.
00:24:55.000And as we watched them chase him down the street and out of the anarchist ungathering, we went, oh, so that's what those freaks are up to.
00:25:03.000Now you turn on the news and they're on MSNBC.
00:30:50.000When we would go to tree planting, if a twig whipped me or something and cut my skin, I would take the twig and then I would show all the other twigs who just cut me and the blood would be on it.
00:31:01.000And then I would destroy the twig in front of the other twigs as they all sat going, oh shit.
00:31:15.000We only did one news item for the freebies.
00:31:19.000We've got tons of other fun shit to talk about.
00:31:22.000We might call my friend in South Africa, who I've noticed, by the way, everyone I know in South Africa, usually like when there's shit going down, like in Portland, for example, you call and they go, oh yeah, it's just this one area where Antifa are.
00:31:37.000Yeah, it sucks though, but it's not that bad.
00:31:39.000And, you know, depending who you talk to, you get different perspectives.
00:34:57.000Just like that woman, that lawyer who worked for the free legal affairs thing in New York, she said that she didn't want to attend an anti-white seminar.
00:35:07.000And her employer said, we're ashamed she works here.
00:35:10.000And it's a nonprofit here in New York.
00:37:53.000I don't see that happening in South Africa.
00:37:55.000Well, I was watching a news story today, and they were saying that, like, the people who are in the cities, like the bigger cities, like where all the looting and everything is, and even the cops are looting.
00:38:06.000Like, they're running out of food because all the stores have been looted and destroyed.
00:38:11.000So people don't have water, milk, food, nothing.
00:38:16.000And then now they've gone into the rural areas and they're starting to set the fields on fire.
00:38:22.000Well, yeah, it's not just the stores that are of food.
00:38:25.000The farms have stopped making the food.
00:38:27.000South Africa was the breadbasket of Africa.
00:38:30.000They're setting the fields on fire now.
00:38:33.000Kind of like Saddam Hussein when he lit all the oil fields on fire.
00:41:35.000Haven't there been men who identify as women in female prisons?
00:41:40.000Well, I know in New York State and in the federal system, depending on how far along you are in your transition, the state and the federal government will continue to have to pay to have your transition done legally.
00:41:55.000So you can have a man in a woman's prison.
00:42:24.000I mean, grape does go on, but there's so many people giving it away that it's not really for.
00:42:30.000I mean, you have what we call booty bandits.
00:42:32.000Could you be friends with a booty bandit?
00:42:35.000I wouldn't be friends with a booty bandit.
00:42:38.000In federal teaching, I taught like ceramic, the ceramics class and leather class, and there was quite a few he-shis that would come to the class.
00:47:44.000Sentenced inmates who, like, anything from, like, a felony, I mean, a misdemeanor down, which has a maximum of 12 months incarceration, is a year or under.
00:47:58.000So if you go to, say, you get into a fight and they charge you with assault in the third degree or whatever, and you get one year in a county jail.
00:48:08.000You do about eight months on that, which is a call a bullet.
00:48:19.000But some people who don't want to go upstate, they do plea bargains or whatever their charges are, and they get back-to-back bullets.
00:48:27.000And that is torture beyond belief because now you're doing 16 months at a county jail, and a county jail sucks because there's no movement.
00:48:48.000So you prefer, you'd rather just go right to prison.
00:48:51.000Yeah, that's usually you could tell who's been to prison and who's never been to prison.
00:48:56.000Because people have been to prison and they're back in the county jail on a new charge or a new case, and they want to go back upstate as fast as possible because there's so much more movement, there's so much more activity, there's so much more to do with your time instead of sitting in like one unit in a county jail,
00:49:14.000like staring at the same fucking four walls with the same 42 inmates in your tier.
00:51:14.000I let people, when people have headphones in and they're looking down at their phone, they walk into polls and parking meters.
00:51:20.000And how do you know who's running up behind you or who's like if you don't have your headphones on, you hear the footsteps coming up behind you?
00:51:27.000You can turn around and see what the hell's going on.
00:51:30.000Dude, 2000, I'm going to go with like two because Juliani didn't magically turn New York safe.
00:51:38.000It took a long time of throwing away people like you.
00:52:05.000They said it was somebody in a BMW, a four-door BMW, and somebody on a dirt bike got into a beef, and shots were fired in the mid-41st and 7th.
00:52:17.000Well, I read recently some cops saying that in this neighborhood, kids are carrying guns.
00:52:26.000Innocent kids, like normal guys, like you and me, are carrying handguns because they'd rather, especially with this no-bail shit, they'd rather get a gun charged than get popped.
00:54:47.000Tanya McGrath originated as a Twitter character in around April 2018.
00:54:52.000And the idea of the character is that she is a very privileged, poe-faced, young white intersectional activist who is determined to be offended by absolutely anything.
00:55:01.000She can problematize absolutely anything.
00:55:03.000You know, you could give her a pair of shoes or a hat or a holiday in Margate.
00:55:08.000And she would find a way to say that it is irredeemably transphobic and white supremacist or something like that.
00:55:12.000She can do those things that the activists always do.
00:55:15.000So nothing is ever good enough for her.
00:55:17.000She comes from an independently wealthy background.
00:55:20.000She lives in, you know, one of those gated communities which is 99% white.
00:55:24.000She has a deep mistrust of the working class.
00:55:26.000But she thinks that she is virtuous and noble and good.
00:55:29.000And she goes on Twitter and goes on the attack all the time, trying to isolate things, trying to save the world through intersectional theory.
00:55:36.000And it's a very recognizable type of act.
00:55:38.000Even if you know nothing about intersectionality or anything of the stuff that came out of the School of Thought of Kimberly Crenshaw or any of those academics, even if you know nothing about that, you will recognize this type of figure because this figure is ubiquitous on Twitter, on social media.
00:55:50.000They always have their pronouns in their bio.
00:55:52.000They always use the same terminology such as hegemony or discourse or problematic.
01:04:46.000We got a letter, by the way, in the mailbag where someone was asking Maddie, how much do you think you've spent on legal fees in your entire life?
01:08:23.000One more thing about it, too, is that when you, I could lift like 200-something pounds to like deadlift it, but not in the position where you have to lift it off of a U.S. And you don't want to damage the walls and lose your security deposit.
01:08:35.00060 pounds picked up incorrectly is worse than 200 pounds, Reggie.
01:10:22.000I actually work a little bit in games, and I have a bunch of friends who are game developers.
01:10:26.000And man, some of these teams I worked on, one of them would say that they're trans.
01:10:30.000And then all of a sudden, like four or five of them on this team would say that they're trans too, and it would just spread like this virus.
01:10:36.000And I think Sargon calls them trans trenders or something, but I just don't know what's up with it.
01:10:41.000But they just, I think it's like you said, when you play this game, you see these chicks in these games that they're, they're butch.
01:10:47.000You know, you could be a butch and a chick.
01:10:49.000And so now these dudes, these effeminate gamer dudes, start deciding, you know what?
01:10:54.000Maybe I am a purple-haired chick, actually.
01:10:58.000Like, I don't want to be the, oh, that's rock and roll and these video games and these comic books polluting kids.
01:11:05.000But something must, like, video games have exploded at the same time that the trans thing has exploded.
01:11:14.000And in video games, you're a chick for hours and hours and hours with a gorgeous ass.
01:11:20.000Oh, yeah, no, people get really into that role-playing stuff, and they'll identify with these characters to a weird point.
01:11:27.000I mean, that's also why people are like weirdly into Harry Potter and shit, too.
01:11:30.000It's like you spend so much time in these random nerd culture things, and you just start, it consumes your identity.
01:11:48.000And they got so addicted to the movie that when it was over, they would get in this sort of like separation anxiety, and they felt like they'd get depressed because they're no longer in the fucking movie.
01:14:21.000Like, I live in one of the most liberal places on earth, and I have my MAGA dad chat with all the local dads who sometimes their wives have Hey, Does No Home here signs on their lawn.
01:17:05.000It's like, it's the thing is like, I think it's illogical to just, but that's like, but for a lot of people, I feel like that's like a quick answer, you know?
01:17:13.000Yeah, it's sort of like the South African thing where they said, yeah, the riots in South Africa are because of post-apartheid inequity.
01:17:22.000Like, we're always on the hook for your problems.
01:17:26.000And the thing now that struck my curiosity and interest right now in society is that, and this is something maybe you should have a delve into, is like, what happens when conservative or the right wing becomes popular?
01:17:42.000Like, when it becomes trendy to just convert, you know, what happens then?
01:20:47.000Like I said, we spoke earlier and I said that, you know, if Cuomo's part of the reason he's, you know, he did the bail reform and he's helped create this climate in New York where there's so much gun violence and there's so much crime.
01:21:02.000You know, the police have to stand down.
01:23:32.000The guy from Red Eye, maybe that you're not familiar with that?
01:23:34.000Yeah, I know who you're talking about.
01:23:37.000One, a big tell with people who aren't black but are known as blacks is their hair is always kooky and Tyrus either has little poo Cheeto dreads or something he never just has like a normal fro that's like uh-oh it's covet i didn't get out much here's my normal fro he doesn't have that because he's not black that's right we're calling you out it's just a guess all right let's take another call this
01:24:08.000is him and yes let's let's see your hair there tyres oh a mohawk like that guy's got some oh no maybe he doesn't look at that wow your afro sure spikes nice it's not easy to get spikes with an afro a lot of product i think that like Hispanic is more black than him.
01:24:33.000Jason wants to talk about race and press.
01:28:02.000These people come in a lot all throughout the day and they do two separate transactions where they pay for food, cigarettes, all sorts of stuff, you know, in cash.
01:28:16.000And on their EBT card, it's not just food, I mean it's food, but Twinkies, Doritos, like you can get any kind of food you want.
01:29:00.000They only went to the meeting to check the box.
01:29:02.000I heard a story today with a contractor where these Colombians, and thanks for calling, by the way, these Colombians are working for him.
01:29:08.000Now, what every contractor does in New York, I don't know about other states, I assume it's the same everywhere, is you're on the books Monday to Friday.
01:30:17.000But it's a totally different company now.
01:30:19.000Where he was like, I don't know, upper middle class.
01:30:22.000Now he's fucking broke because they ratted him out.
01:30:27.000From, I think, June 25th, the following week, they did like a survey of people that were on unemployment and 13% had refused jobs or their prior jobs.
01:30:43.000Just flat out said no because I'm making too much money.
01:31:57.000Well, if you figured if you're taking home $700, $703, if you were on the books, you were probably making like $1,200, $1,300 before taxes.
01:32:30.000So to make $42,000 in your pocket, you probably got to make like $65,000.
01:32:36.000So now, if you're not paying me $65,000 a year, or even more than that, it's not going to be like, I'm not going to come to work for even.
01:32:44.000So it's got to be like $75,000 a year, which is almost, well, the average American salary is $50,000.
01:32:50.000So it's the average American salary plus half.
01:32:53.000If I remember correctly, I think the feds at the beginning of the pandemic were given like $600 on top of what you were getting from the state.
01:33:02.000And then I think when things transitioned towards the end of Trump's presidency, he cut it down to $300.
01:34:10.000Inflation's got up so much for all these relief checks that there was an article, I think it was a day or two ago, about Social Security recipients are getting the biggest boost in like 40 years.
01:34:26.000Like what they call COLA cost of living allowance.
01:35:46.000I called last week, and I brought Anthony Santana to your attention, and he said his glasses make you turn, make the person, whoever is looking at them, turn into Mike Tyson.
01:36:01.000So would you be surprised that there's YouTube videos of him crying to music?
01:42:00.000I'm convinced that babies and toddlers are just in a constant state of don't kill me.
01:42:07.000That's even why they like such shitty food like bread and nuggets and stuff because they don't want any adventurous food that might poison them.
01:43:07.000We're creating new racisms into the new exploiters, east and west, who spread false promises so they can increase their own profits or power.
01:43:17.000So it's all about how evil South Africa is.
01:43:21.000The Arab leaders have escaped to the mainland with the Sultan.
01:44:09.000The other thing I wanted to get your opinion on is census.
01:44:13.000I don't know what it's like in the USA, but I live in a social shellhole, Canada, in brackets, Vancouver, and I've been getting hassled by some cunt several times a day by phone.
01:44:53.000As we have learned in the last several years, whenever the government is trying very hard to force you into something, nefarious intentions are afoot.
01:45:00.000Am I right or just being a paranoid fuckhead?
01:45:03.000P.S. I heard Maggie Longclaus is pregnant.
01:45:06.000Oh, I just totally ignored the census and they never bothered me.
01:45:13.000You want to know a funny thing in New York State about census and prisons?
01:45:17.000They would, like, say we're Bear Hill, up in the Clinton Hub.
01:45:27.000They would count the inmate population as people that were living in the town so they could get more money until the inmates found out and had an upward.
01:46:04.000I noticed in upstate New York, and this isn't far, I'm talking about like where our old place was in Berryville, near Fort Jervis sort of area.
01:46:14.000And you go into a restaurant and everyone is so broke up there that the COs were like the mafia.
01:46:21.000I don't mean the mafia in that they were criminal, but they were revered.
01:46:25.000So a CO would be at a restaurant and all the waiters were clamoring around him.
01:46:29.000He got his food first because he would leave the tips because he's the only one making any money there.
01:47:48.000Why don't Democrats campaign to get everyone valid ID?
01:47:52.000This is one of the most intelligent emails we ever got.
01:47:55.000Gavin and Ryan, instead of fighting against voter ID requirements in the USA, why aren't Democrats campaigning to ensure everyone has valid ID?
01:48:05.000Conservatives should ask this question.
01:48:08.000As part of their campaigns, Republicans should offer help to people who might need help getting valid ID to get it.
01:48:16.000Providing a helpline and an information website and their ads and even in-person help if we're questioned would not only be investment against the creep of voting fraud, it would also put to bed the claim that Republicans seek to suppress votes.
01:49:01.000Well, we were talking about this all day.
01:49:02.000Kamala Harris says that rural people can't get to a photocopier.
01:49:08.000We have to know who we're talking about here.
01:49:10.000Now, your contention is she's a stupid bitch, but I think there might be another layer there where she knows that's not true, and she's just saying it because her team, their modus operandi is that we can't have voter registration in rural areas.
01:49:30.000Because it's bad for her because rural people tend to vote Republican.
01:49:33.000So the million-dollar question is, when she says this shit, does she know it's bullshit or is she a fucking idiot?
01:49:43.000I don't think that we should underestimate what that could mean.
01:49:51.000Because in some people's mind, that means, well, you're going to have to Xerox or photocopy your ID to send it in to prove you are who you are.
01:50:03.000Well, there are a whole lot of people, especially people who live in rural communities, who don't, there's no Kinkos, there's no Office Macs near them.
01:50:10.000People have to understand that when we're talking about voter ID laws, be clear about who you have in mind and what would be required of them to prove who they are.
01:50:20.000Sometimes the complaints will be false.
01:51:02.000She can't even do her bullshitting right and she just contradicts herself by accident.
01:51:07.000Like when Obama said, we got women out there making 18 cents or whatever it was, 82 cents for every dollar a man makes.
01:51:18.000Now he knows that's because they do less valuable jobs, blah, blah, blah.
01:51:23.000He was just saying that because it gets people riled up.
01:51:26.000I don't think he really believes that women get paid less for the same job with the same work.
01:51:32.000She knows, her people said, we have to not have voter registration, so make it look like, come up with something for why rural people can't do it.
01:52:03.000My husband is from Ireland and therefore uncircumcised.
01:52:06.000The only pee peeve I have with him is the massive pist stains he leaves on and around the toilet.
01:52:11.000It's a miracle that any makes it in the bowl.
01:52:14.000Just wondering if he's ridiculously lazy or is that something you unsnipped lads particularly deal with.
01:52:20.000I know you think peeing sitting down is emasculating, but when my grandparents traveled full-time in their RV, my granny forced my grandpa to pee sitting down because she was tired of the mess.
01:52:34.000Yet again, my grandfather is definitely cucked.
01:52:37.000Help me find a solution, and if not, I suppose I'll keep cleaning the toilet daily as a token of my undying love and devotion to my uncircumcised husband.
01:53:41.000Can you hear me for the beef, so I'm just going to ask my, or I'm going to say what I was going to say, but you got to check out the app DeerBuddy.
01:53:48.000It lets you know when people are drinking, and you can take a picture of when you're drinking.
01:53:53.000And once you do, it turns on a GPS on your phone so all your friends can see where you are.
01:53:58.000So if you get a bunch of buddies to, I don't know, on your friends list, you can let them know when they're drinking, and it'll track you throughout the night.
01:57:44.000I think we've done damage to people's health by leaving them sequestered.
01:57:48.000Like, I'm basing this on this subscriber who sent in a thing saying that they're seeing all these kids have these major respiratory problems and all kinds of other illnesses, not COVID-related, but their immune system is so shit now because they haven't been socializing.
01:58:20.000And it's giving your body the little tiny doses of what normal kids got when they played and they would throw worms at each other and catch frogs.
01:58:28.000I don't know about you, but when we're a year apart, when we were kids, I would come home and look like I ran through a mud, like filth head to toe.
01:58:59.000It goes all over you, and then the dirt's gone.
01:59:03.000My mom would have a bath, and then my dad would get in the tub after her, and then I would get in the tub third in their disgusting, dead skin filth where they were washing their armpits and their cunts and their balls.
02:02:29.000Well, I was hearing you guys talk about voter ID, and then you played that clipbook, Kamala Harris.
02:02:35.000And it just made me laugh because my husband and I got onto the IRS website to register our 2021 baby who was just born in April.
02:02:44.000And they wanted not just a picture of my husband's driver's license, but they wanted his biometric data and to get released to have his biometric data.
02:02:55.000Which I don't know if you guys, I've never heard of biometric data before, but they wanted pictures, they wanted voice recordings, and they wanted him to take a video selfie and do all this to register on the IRS website.
02:03:49.000So if you want your tax credit for your 2021 child who you didn't file your taxes with from last year, which we just, I just had a baby in April, we went online to do that.
02:04:02.000And to do that, you have to create an ID on irs.gov.
02:04:06.000And when you open that up, it's not just put an email in and make a password.
02:04:11.000They want you to consent to biometric data that you have to give them.
02:04:15.000And then they want video selfies, a recording of your voice, and a picture of your driver's license.
02:04:20.000Jesus, it's on the website right here.
02:05:51.000Remember that crazy lunatic, Alex Jones, who says all kinds of fucking nutty shit, like the government wants some sort of giant biometric authentication database.
02:06:04.000They want biometric authentication so that you can get a child tax credit, but they don't want you to provide anything when you're voting for the president of the fucking country.
02:06:50.000And they would have to verify your voice and you would do this whole setup process where they would make you read like paragraphs at a time so that they could record and authenticate your voice so that when you called in, they knew it was really you.
02:07:06.000Well, I'm glad you're on the show now because we're all ex-cons now.
02:07:22.000The caller, I see on the screen, said, I don't know, we don't have to take the call necessarily, but he said he sent it to the wrong address here as the Sigma mail meme.