Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 17, 2021


GOML LIVE #108 - BIOMETRIC AUTHENTICATION (Part 1)


Episode Stats

Length

35 minutes

Words per Minute

154.09471

Word Count

5,532

Sentence Count

513

Misogynist Sentences

21

Hate Speech Sentences

27


Summary

Matty O'Dell is back, and he's not a biker. He's a trucker. Matty talks about how he got into the biker scene, and how much he's getting paid to do it, and why he thinks he's a better trucker than the other guy. Also, Matty tells a story about how much money he gets paid to be a truck driver, and what it's like to work for a trucking company in New York City. And how much it costs to live in the Bronx. And why he's going to build a motorcycle helmet that looks like a motorcycle. And he's working for a company called TacticalWalls, and they're offering 20% off all orders with promo code GAVIN for 20% of all orders. This episode is brought to you by Tactical Walls, a company that makes tactical vests and bulletproof vests. They make everything here in America in America. They're owned by a vet vet. And they make everything in America, too. This is the future of America, and it's coming from a guy who's not in the service industry. And they're making it all the way from New York, so you don't even have to go to a fancy hotel to get a good night out in the city to get the best deal on a good ventalist in the best city in the country. Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes! is a show about getting it all wrong, and getting it right, and making it right! Get it wrong, get it right. Subscribe to the show! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. Become a supporter of the show and get 10% off your first month, and get 20% all month for the rest of the month, plus free shipping throughout the entire month of the year, plus an ad-free version of the podcast, plus a free shipping offer, and a FREE shipping offer when you sign up for the ad is available throughout the world, plus all other places I'm listening to the service is working on the service, and I'm giving you access to the best vlogs, and all the best perks, too! You get $5 and gets an ad is included in the ad gets a discount on the ad, plus I'm getting a discount of $50 and gets $5 gets an extra $5 miles and I'll get an ad discount, plus he'll get $10% off the ad on the podcast gets $10,000 and gets a FREE PROMO code and he'll also get $25,000 shipping, plus the rest gets $50,000 off the entire ad is also gets a whole $5,000 discount, and you get a custom shirt and I get a discount, too, I'm also getting an ad on my phone gets a promo code, plus they get it all that's a discount and I can do that too, and the whole thing gets it all of that?


Transcript

00:00:05.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:01:12.000 What's it like to get everything wrong every day?
00:01:16.000 You're like, you're ubiquitously wrong.
00:01:18.000 You're all things at all times but wrong.
00:01:21.000 That's kind of impressive.
00:01:23.000 Yeah.
00:01:24.000 Well, that's what Satan is.
00:01:25.000 You're the opposite of God.
00:01:27.000 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the show.
00:01:29.000 Our Thursday regular is here, Mr. Matty O'Dell.
00:01:32.000 Hello, Matthew.
00:01:33.000 What's going on, guys?
00:01:34.000 Right, guy.
00:01:35.000 Good to be back.
00:01:36.000 He's at the bar, just like Andy Cohen's After Hours.
00:01:40.000 Cheers.
00:01:44.000 Uh, Matty and I are both bikers, just like that caller last week who was a trucker because he delivered Fresh Direct three times.
00:01:55.000 I ride a bike, so I'm a biker.
00:01:58.000 If you surfed and you stood up once, then you're a surfer.
00:02:02.000 True.
00:02:03.000 And if you drive a truck that's more than seven feet tall, then you're a trucker.
00:02:10.000 He could say he's a professional truck driver because the word professional means
00:02:14.000 Just getting paid for it.
00:02:15.000 Don't be good at it.
00:02:17.000 Be good at it if you will.
00:02:20.000 As long as you're getting paid, you're a professional.
00:02:22.000 Dude from last week, you're supposed to be a little self-conscious.
00:02:24.000 Like, obviously I say biker as a joke.
00:02:27.000 I say surfer as a joke.
00:02:29.000 You should have been saying trucker as a joke.
00:02:31.000 I used to deliver records, because what cargo records would do is they'd ship them to the border, because it was cheap, and then it's very expensive to ship to Canada.
00:02:40.000 So, because it's considered like Australia.
00:02:42.000 That's the way Americans work.
00:02:43.000 They're just like, Canada's another world.
00:02:45.000 So they would ship them to the border, like Rochester or something.
00:02:49.000 I would go down there with my van, fill them up,
00:02:51.000 And then come back.
00:02:53.000 I wouldn't wouldn't dare say trucker.
00:02:55.000 I'd listen to them bitch about all the stupid little stickers they had to have on the back of their trucks.
00:03:01.000 Those guys get tortured by the government.
00:03:07.000 But yeah, I'm a fucking trucker.
00:03:10.000 For those of you not familiar with what we're talking about, Collar last week was saying he married a doctor and he's doing well financially with her working and him not, but he's a trucker and should he continue trucking and then through a little bit of prodding we discover that he's not a trucker.
00:03:26.000 Just like I'm not a biker.
00:03:27.000 Anyway!
00:03:29.000 Tactical Walls, this episode is brought to you by Tactical Walls.
00:03:32.000 TacticalWalls.com, promo code GAVIN for 20% off all orders.
00:03:36.000 I talked to the guy the other day.
00:03:38.000 It's so humid it is here in the Bronx.
00:03:42.000 And I said, I'd love you to come into the studio and help us build a big fancy thing.
00:03:46.000 We can have motorcycle helmets and stuff on it and baseball bats and all the other weapons we're allowed to have in New York.
00:03:53.000 And he goes, OK, I'll fly down and install it.
00:03:57.000 Ooh.
00:03:58.000 And I go, dude, you can just ship it.
00:04:01.000 I'm not retarded.
00:04:02.000 And he goes, I'd rather make sure it was done right.
00:04:04.000 If it's going to advertise the company, I want to make sure it's perfect.
00:04:07.000 Ooh, that'll be cool to have our jackets displayed like they're guys.
00:04:13.000 So we're looking forward to that.
00:04:13.000 We haven't worked out when we'll do it.
00:04:15.000 Things are hectic now.
00:04:16.000 I had to help Brian move all day, which fucking sucks.
00:04:20.000 A lot of stuff.
00:04:21.000 I talked to some rich neighbors whose company paid to have all their shit packed and moved to Florida and then unpacked.
00:04:28.000 And I go, I'm going to do that.
00:04:30.000 I'm doing that.
00:04:31.000 Who is your, who hooked me up with, who did it?
00:04:33.000 And they go, okay, blah, blah, blah.
00:04:34.000 And it's just like, it's less like, well, it's 10 grand, but then it's another two grand, you know, tips and everything and costs.
00:04:41.000 I'm sorry?
00:04:42.000 It's $12,000 to have your shit packed?
00:04:47.000 I would let a homosexual fuck me in the ass and pack that shit for $12,000.
00:04:53.000 There's no way I'm paying 12 fucking grand.
00:04:58.000 You'd just feel like an asshole.
00:05:00.000 You'd feel like a dick.
00:05:03.000 So yeah, tacticalwalls.com, promo code GAVIN for 20% off all orders.
00:05:09.000 We highly recommend.
00:05:10.000 It's vet owned.
00:05:11.000 They make everything here in America.
00:05:14.000 This is the future of America is manufacturing coming back.
00:05:18.000 Fuck China.
00:05:19.000 The shit they make is disposable.
00:05:21.000 You wouldn't believe all the shit we had to throw out.
00:05:23.000 It's like contractor bag after contractor bag of shit.
00:05:26.000 China makes crap.
00:05:27.000 Look at this.
00:05:30.000 New York weather sucks.
00:05:31.000 I was talking to a guy, a Floridian, and I go, you know what?
00:05:34.000 Maybe Florida isn't so bad after all.
00:05:36.000 I mean, I've been watching the weather on my phone down there just for fun.
00:05:40.000 And it's been 85.
00:05:40.000 Tomorrow it's going to be 90 in New York.
00:05:43.000 And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:44.000 New Yorkers always say that because July is reasonable.
00:05:48.000 August and September are fucking AIDS.
00:05:51.000 And all of you New Yorkers who are moving down there are going to have buyer's remorse in about two weeks for two months.
00:05:59.000 Apparently August and September is un-fucking-real.
00:06:04.000 Anyway, TacticalWallace.com, promo code GAVIN for 20% off all orders.
00:06:10.000 We've got a fun show for you today.
00:06:11.000 As you know, how it works here is we do the first half hour free and put it up as a podcast to try to get people to come to censored.tv.
00:06:19.000 It's the only way we really are allowed to advertise and that probably won't last very long.
00:06:24.000 And then we do another
00:06:28.000 Oh look, Mercedes is calling from prison.
00:06:29.000 Oh, I know.
00:06:31.000 It's pretty funny that she uses her stage name.
00:06:52.000 Hey Mercedes.
00:06:53.000 I'm good.
00:06:53.000 How you doing?
00:06:53.000 We're shooting the show.
00:06:54.000 You're live on Get Off My Lawn on censored.tv.
00:06:56.000 Are you worried about getting murdered by your ex-husband?
00:07:23.000 Well, I certainly should be if I have to go to the hospital here or, you know, things like that, yeah.
00:07:32.000 Do you still have COVID?
00:07:35.000 Um, I, well, you know, I don't think so, but I was never swabbed a second time like I should have been, so nobody knows for sure.
00:07:44.000 It sounds like the, uh, they're not really treating the prisoners very well.
00:07:47.000 You were encouraging me to tell our viewers to call OSHA?
00:07:53.000 Because they're handing out blankets that are covered in feces and menstrual blood and they're handing them out as new blankets.
00:08:13.000 Wait, who got scabies?
00:08:40.000 Oh, oh, you've heard through contact, so it's not... Oh, I'm sorry, so he's in the male equivalent of San Bernardino, but same jail.
00:08:47.000 Same jail, he got scabies, the clothes here.
00:08:52.000 Wow, that's amazing.
00:08:53.000 We've got an ex-con as a co-host because our Thursday nights include Matty O'Dell.
00:08:59.000 Matty, have you ever heard of getting scabies?
00:09:01.000 Scabies?
00:09:02.000 Yeah, I've seen a whole dormitory shut down where everyone in the unit is isolated because so many people have scabies.
00:09:11.000 And where was that?
00:09:12.000 Virginia.
00:09:13.000 I was in Central Virginia Regional Jail in Orange, Virginia.
00:09:20.000 It's just, they clearly don't see prisoners as human beings down there, which is great if they're pedophiles, but if they're innocent, then wait till they're proven guilty, no?
00:09:30.000 Well, keep in mind, I'm in a jail, not a prison.
00:09:34.000 So, I'm not a convict, and these aren't convicts, these are people who are awaiting trial.
00:09:41.000 These are people awaiting trial.
00:09:41.000 Right.
00:09:43.000 This is a jail facility, this is counting, this isn't a prison.
00:09:48.000 It's not a prison.
00:09:48.000 You're calling from jail, not prison.
00:09:50.000 There we go.
00:09:51.000 Pre-detention.
00:09:52.000 Right.
00:09:52.000 Pre-conviction.
00:09:55.000 So, and you said that there's hope that you will at least start your trial in August?
00:10:00.000 Right.
00:10:01.000 We're going back August 6th to set trial dates.
00:10:06.000 Part of the reason, part of the delay is California State set an emergency order as of March 2020 because COVID and shut the
00:10:17.000 No, for fuck's sakes.
00:10:18.000 And so, yeah, so we have been in this delay, and now with the Delta variant, they're back in hysteria.
00:10:26.000 So just as the ports were reopening, they're back on another hysteria loop.
00:10:33.000 So we're hoping that just as the ports were reopening, we're hoping they don't close everything back down again.
00:10:40.000 Okay, well we've got to get back to the show here Mercedes.
00:10:43.000 We put up your address at the end of every episode.
00:10:46.000 Is there anything you want in particular?
00:10:48.000 Anything you need?
00:10:51.000 What kind of letters do you like?
00:10:54.000 Um, you know what, just send me a letter.
00:10:56.000 Oh, you know what, everybody send photos of yourself with a pen.
00:11:01.000 Because I got my cell rated the other day because of a pen.
00:11:05.000 And the deputy here ever since I got back from the COVID isolation unit, the deputy, there's one real ugly one in particular.
00:11:15.000 She spent an hour in my cell reading all my fan mail, making fun of it.
00:11:22.000 She's been targeting me with a pen.
00:11:25.000 So all of you send me pictures of yourself with a pen.
00:11:28.000 Okay.
00:11:29.000 And she actually took all the pictures that people have sent me of themselves.
00:11:33.000 She's been giving me a real hard time.
00:11:35.000 She confiscated those pictures that people sent to themselves?
00:11:39.000 Yes, she did.
00:11:39.000 Yes!
00:11:40.000 And she's been giving me a real hard time.
00:11:42.000 I think she's definitely jealous because, you know, nobody wants to write her letters because she has a unibrow.
00:12:01.000 And what percentage, what percentage of the people write you letters are porn fans and what percentage are through politics and MAGA and stuff this show and stuff like that?
00:12:09.000 Okay.
00:12:14.000 But a lot of them come from you guys, and I love all of you guys.
00:12:19.000 Thank you for writing me.
00:12:20.000 I'm always grateful.
00:12:22.000 Just send me letters and send me pictures of yourselves.
00:12:25.000 Preferably with a black pen.
00:12:27.000 Okay.
00:12:28.000 That makes me happy.
00:12:30.000 Pics of... People are assholes here.
00:12:32.000 I love you guys.
00:12:33.000 Oh, and happy early birthday!
00:12:35.000 Okay, thanks.
00:12:36.000 Have a good one, Mercedes.
00:12:37.000 As good as you can.
00:12:38.000 We love you.
00:12:39.000 Love you too.
00:12:39.000 Bye.
00:12:40.000 Bye.
00:12:43.000 Whew!
00:12:44.000 That's intense.
00:12:46.000 Um, Matty, when you're in prison, how do letters feel?
00:12:50.000 Is it fantastic?
00:12:52.000 Oh, it's like getting Christmas presents every day.
00:12:55.000 Listen, when you're in prison, like I used to sit there and watch people, because after the afternoon count, after like 4 o'clock when they do the afternoon count shift change and all that, they usually do mail call first thing.
00:13:10.000 And you would see people still, like, everyone crowds around the CO who's handing out the mail, cause they'll call out names and numbers and hand out whoever's getting mail.
00:13:18.000 And, uh... Some people go every day and... Ugh!
00:13:23.000 Never, ever, ever, ever get mail.
00:13:26.000 And it's disheart- I mean, I would get disheartened after a while, but... I would just stop going.
00:13:30.000 Fuck you.
00:13:31.000 Some people do.
00:13:32.000 Some people don't even pay any- like, they just disregard it and... Are there people in prison who don't want to be visited?
00:13:40.000 Um, like I don't want my son to see me here kind of thing.
00:13:44.000 Um, well, it depends on how long you're going to be away, I guess.
00:13:47.000 Yeah.
00:13:47.000 I mean, uh, like what Mercedes is and she's in a pretrial detention.
00:13:53.000 Like she hasn't gone to trial.
00:13:54.000 She's not convicted.
00:13:55.000 She's in a County jail, which is the worst because she's obviously in, in a solitary.
00:14:00.000 She's in the shoe special housing unit or the whole.
00:14:03.000 Solitary confinement.
00:14:04.000 She's not in general population because one of who she is, you know, she would be preyed upon.
00:14:09.000 Like other inmates would try to extort her because they think she's got money, you know, she was a porn star, all that stuff.
00:14:15.000 So she would disrupt the day-to-day activities within the facility.
00:14:19.000 It's kind of like Joe Biggs and stuff like that because they think he's gonna disrupt the day-to-day activities by organizing like they
00:14:25.000 They put them in what they call administrative segregation.
00:14:27.000 Or at least they can say that.
00:14:29.000 Right.
00:14:30.000 You know, I want to put them in solitary.
00:14:32.000 Give me an excuse.
00:14:33.000 All high-profile inmates usually go straight to the SHU.
00:14:36.000 They get put on what is administrative segregation.
00:14:40.000 It's a little different from disciplinary segregation when you get put in a hole or the SHU because they're allowed a little bit more freedom on like comments every list and stuff like that.
00:14:49.000 Like when you're in disciplinary segregation, you're only allowed, well the jails and the prisons I've been, you're only allowed hygiene products.
00:14:55.000 Like you couldn't buy snacks, you couldn't buy stuff like that.
00:14:59.000 You could call it the shoe tray diet.
00:15:00.000 You only get your three trays a day and that's it.
00:15:04.000 Uh, isn't it mental torture to be in the shoe?
00:15:07.000 I mean, as human beings, the way we sort of, and rats, a lot of mammals, the way that we stay sane and function is a sense of society and interaction.
00:15:17.000 You cut that out, you're alone, start losing it.
00:15:21.000 Social creatures, that's what I meant to say.
00:15:26.000 ADX in Florence where like all the cells are angled where you can't see anybody.
00:15:31.000 You know like a regular shoe and a hole.
00:15:33.000 There's so much noise during the day.
00:15:35.000 There's no shot of trying to sleep or get anything done.
00:15:38.000 And most like I like in Allenwood where I was in Allenwood there were three man shoes.
00:15:42.000 There was three bunk beds.
00:15:43.000 So it was three men in a cell.
00:15:45.000 So you got two other people to talk to unless you were by yourself.
00:15:48.000 Like in MDC Brooklyn or MCC Manhattan they were two-man shoes.
00:15:52.000 So he always had a cellmate.
00:15:54.000 Wait a minute.
00:15:55.000 The whole point of the shoe is to isolate you, but then they put you in a three-man cell?
00:16:00.000 Yeah, in Allenwood there was three-man cell shoes.
00:16:03.000 I don't understand what the special housing unit is anymore.
00:16:06.000 Well, it's people who have disciplinary infractions.
00:16:09.000 Like, if you get what they call a shot, so you get written up, you get a shot, they'll call you to the lieutenant's office, they're gonna put you in a shoe.
00:16:15.000 You go to the special housing unit, get put in a cell.
00:16:19.000 Then you have, like, what they call, you go to your UDC first, which is unit disciplinary hearing.
00:16:26.000 So, the unit usually just kicks it to what they call a DHO.
00:16:29.000 What's your disciplinary hearing officer?
00:16:31.000 So the non-SHU people, they get to wander around and like watch TV and play ping pong and stuff.
00:16:36.000 SHU people can't do that.
00:16:39.000 It's supposed to be 23 in one.
00:16:39.000 23 hours a day?
00:16:41.000 You're supposed to get one hour out for rec and then you know they give you hygiene like some like in uh MDC they had what they call boxcar cells.
00:16:49.000 MDC where Epstein allegedly... No, he was in MCC.
00:16:52.000 I was in that SHU also.
00:16:54.000 MDC is in Brooklyn which is Metropolitan Detention Center.
00:16:57.000 It's on 3rd Avenue and 26th Street.
00:17:00.000 They had what they call boxcar shoes.
00:17:03.000 There was a shower in the cell, so I could shower anytime I wanted.
00:17:07.000 So could Epstein.
00:17:09.000 No.
00:17:09.000 Oh no, he was taken somewhere.
00:17:10.000 Right.
00:17:11.000 In MCC, the shoe was on the 9th floor.
00:17:14.000 And the way the floors in MCC are, it's almost like a split-level ranch house.
00:17:19.000 Like a little stairwell goes down, a little stairwell goes up.
00:17:22.000 And right at the beginning of the steps, on the upper and lower tier, is a shower with a bar door on it.
00:17:30.000 So what they do is when you're in a shoe, you have to cuff up any time they open the door.
00:17:36.000 We're good to go.
00:17:57.000 Close the door and walk you down to the shower.
00:18:00.000 They'll make you step in the shower with your clothes and towel or whatever your shower, your hygiene products.
00:18:05.000 Then they'll close the door, lock it.
00:18:06.000 Then you, there's a, it's a gray bar, like the gray bar hotel, gray bars.
00:18:10.000 You stick your hand out through like a slot and they uncover you and then you go in there and shower.
00:18:15.000 Now when Epstein wrote, oh, they locked me in the shower for hours.
00:18:20.000 That's how it works.
00:18:22.000 He didn't come back and hunch out after a couple, like 15 minutes or 20, wherever long you want to be in the shower.
00:18:27.000 Yeah.
00:18:27.000 You know, maybe something happened.
00:18:28.000 Who knows?
00:18:29.000 Do you beat off in there?
00:18:31.000 I'm sure people do.
00:18:32.000 That's why you wear shower shoes.
00:18:33.000 Because where do you get a chance to beat off?
00:18:36.000 In the shoe?
00:18:38.000 I don't know.
00:18:39.000 I guess you can beat off in the shower.
00:18:41.000 You're not going to beat off in a room.
00:18:44.000 Put it this way.
00:18:45.000 If I was in a room in a cell with a cellmate and he started beating off, we'd be going at it.
00:18:50.000 That ain't happening.
00:18:52.000 You go from a beat-off to a beating.
00:18:53.000 Yeah, exactly.
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00:19:13.000 If you see an advertiser on this show, know they're getting harassed.
00:19:17.000 Same with Tucker Carlson, actually.
00:19:19.000 If you see any advertiser with any kind of influential right winger, they are getting harassed.
00:19:24.000 I saw Dan Bongino was doing a thing recently where he's like, I dare you to ban me, Facebook!
00:19:31.000 I dare you to ban me, Instagram, YouTube!
00:19:34.000 I've had enough of this shit!
00:19:36.000 And it's like, I love Dan Bongino, but he's not a threat.
00:19:39.000 He's a Ben Shapiro.
00:19:40.000 He's a moderate conservative who doesn't say anything dangerous.
00:19:43.000 If he really wanted to get banned, he'd have me or a Proud Boy on the show.
00:19:46.000 We are the toxic Avengers.
00:19:48.000 We are the ones that... I'm fucking banned from Australia.
00:19:51.000 You know how easy it is to get banned from Twitter?
00:19:55.000 I'm banned from PayPal.
00:19:56.000 I can't use a credit card processor.
00:19:58.000 If you gave me your bar, I couldn't process the credit cards.
00:20:03.000 Uh, so yeah, I'm sorry, uh, Dan.
00:20:07.000 You're not, you're not a threat.
00:20:10.000 They've banned all the threats.
00:20:11.000 Now they're actually going farther.
00:20:13.000 Biden's talking about this purge.
00:20:15.000 Did you hear about this?
00:20:16.000 I don't know why I'm doing this in a commercial for CBD.
00:20:19.000 We'll get to that in a second.
00:20:20.000 Well, this is how you relax from all that bad news.
00:20:23.000 Well, Elijah Schaffer texted me the other day.
00:20:26.000 Maybe I'm speaking out of turn, but he's like, Jesus, I haven't been in an industry like this before where you're constantly having your life threatened and the president wants to kill you.
00:20:36.000 But it's pretty harrowing.
00:20:38.000 How do you survive?
00:20:39.000 And I go boxing and alcohol.
00:20:42.000 You box in the mornings and you get drunk at night.
00:20:45.000 And the good thing about boxing and alcohol is you're training hungover.
00:20:49.000 So when you're at your worst you're practicing.
00:20:52.000 Fighting.
00:20:53.000 Which is I think a good time to practice.
00:20:55.000 At your lowest point where you're... Now you dry heave a lot and everyone at the gym thinks you're a pussy because you're a third of your normal self.
00:21:04.000 If these guys could ever get me at 10 p.m., maybe they wouldn't call me the quote-unquote Mayor of Cupcakeville, which is a moniker I'm not happy about.
00:21:13.000 Or just Wimp, I think, is the newest one they seem to be using, which hurts when Larry Barnes is like, see you later, Wimp!
00:21:23.000 My jokes are so much better with Larry than he gives to me.
00:21:26.000 I once brought children's books to the gym and he was like, what the fuck are those?
00:21:31.000 I'm like, oh, I brought you these.
00:21:33.000 I just thought you might want to choose a story right before I put you to sleep.
00:21:35.000 I don't know which one you want to read first.
00:21:38.000 Sometimes they go zoom Sometimes he fucking laughs his head off and goes hey, I'm gonna tell my grandkids about you Okay, now I'm talking how much black people like me.
00:21:49.000 That's cringe Like Alex Jones, they would bring my father pies They would line up and bring pies to my father because he lowered taxes in the black community
00:22:02.000 Alex is awesome.
00:22:03.000 Yeah, sorry.
00:22:04.000 So back to Johnny Apples CBD.
00:22:06.000 All the magic of weed without the illegal part.
00:22:09.000 Take the gummies to go to bed.
00:22:10.000 This is just my two cents.
00:22:12.000 I don't know how you interpret them, but this is what I've noticed with Johnny Apples CBD.
00:22:16.000 I like the tinctures in my coffee to take the edge off.
00:22:19.000 I like the topicals after a leg day or some brutal workout where you're hurting the next day.
00:22:25.000 It's magical.
00:22:26.000 The hippies are right.
00:22:27.000 The liberals are right.
00:22:29.000 Weed is magical.
00:22:31.000 Um, and, uh, uh, the gummies, the tinctures, the topicals, but you also use all the, the inhaler things that you kids are up to these days with those weird digital dicks you stick in your mouth.
00:22:44.000 And the straight up, the straight up tincture is my favorite, but I will, you know.
00:22:48.000 Oh, so you put the tincture on your tongue, right?
00:22:49.000 You don't put it in your coffee.
00:22:51.000 It's so good.
00:22:52.000 I just put it in the coffee because that's what I think they told me.
00:22:56.000 I've never thought to just take it.
00:22:57.000 Well, it still works in the cough.
00:22:59.000 It's great.
00:22:59.000 Yeah.
00:23:00.000 Anyway, Johnny Apple CBD.
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00:23:09.000 If you're going to try CBD,
00:23:11.000 Then this is the place to go.
00:23:12.000 And if you're already using CBD, why the fuck aren't you using these people?
00:23:15.000 Like my glasses guy.
00:23:17.000 I meet a glasses guy in the city.
00:23:19.000 He's mega.
00:23:21.000 It's a bitch to commute there, even from the South Bronx.
00:23:24.000 But he's my glasses guy for life.
00:23:27.000 Like I'll die with that glasses guy.
00:23:29.000 That's what you do when you find one of us.
00:23:32.000 Promo code Gavin, that's enough of that.
00:23:34.000 Holy shit, it's already almost over, the free part of the show.
00:23:40.000 All right, let's do a little bit of news just so the people who are freeloaders can see how we do Show the LGBTQ Interstitial and then I want to show you something that is fucking Amazing We are glorifying mental illness in these times
00:24:03.000 We've always had these freaks, but they were always on the outskirts of society.
00:24:07.000 I remember being punk in the late 80s, early 90s, and we'd have these things called anarchist un-gatherings, because we're anarchists, so we can't say gathering.
00:24:17.000 Like, anything that involved rules had to be un-rules.
00:24:20.000 Sort of like vegetarians with, like, Tofurky and un-meat and everything.
00:24:26.000 And there'd be a tranny there.
00:24:27.000 That was normal.
00:24:28.000 There was this guy Carl.
00:24:29.000 He wore a little... He wore a slip.
00:24:31.000 You know like women wear under a dress?
00:24:33.000 So he'd have a slip and tennis shoes on.
00:24:35.000 And he was a tranny.
00:24:36.000 And he was like, he was the weirdo in the group.
00:24:39.000 And then he would do a workshop and he'd talk about how children have sexual lives and they're sexual beings.
00:24:44.000 And everyone would beat him up.
00:24:46.000 Because there's a bunch of single moms there who, you know, are fucking on welfare.
00:24:51.000 They got knocked up and they don't want to hear about kids getting fucked.
00:24:55.000 And as we watched them chase him down the street and out of the Anarchist Ungathering, we went, oh, so that's what those freaks are up to.
00:25:03.000 Now you turn on the news and they're on MSNBC.
00:25:07.000 They've got their own show.
00:25:08.000 They're running for office.
00:25:10.000 Now the freaks have become normalized.
00:25:16.000 This isn't the stupid feminism one, is it?
00:25:18.000 What are you eating?
00:25:19.000 I felt ugly.
00:25:20.000 I felt gay.
00:25:21.000 And then we fell in love.
00:25:23.000 And then they eat their poop poop.
00:25:24.000 We have a very good relationship.
00:25:27.000 I don't like the bartender.
00:25:28.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my anus because you hate gay men!
00:25:32.000 You're ugly.
00:25:36.000 That's fucking awesome.
00:25:37.000 That's one of the better ones.
00:25:38.000 That's so not gay.
00:25:39.000 Okay, so... I'm just assuming this person's gay.
00:25:42.000 I don't know.
00:25:44.000 But, uh... She claims...
00:25:48.000 That she wasn't parented enough or she misses her parents or something.
00:25:51.000 She's just ill.
00:25:52.000 She's mentally ill.
00:25:53.000 Let's stop psychoanalyzing it.
00:25:54.000 This is just a crazy person.
00:25:56.000 And 20 years ago, 30 years ago, you'd see a crazy person and go, oh, that's a crazy person.
00:26:01.000 Now you go, what's happening?
00:26:02.000 What are your pronouns?
00:26:03.000 What should I call you?
00:26:04.000 No, don't talk to, as my father would say at the pub when some lunatic would start talking to us about aliens, don't engage.
00:26:13.000 But we're engaged.
00:26:14.000 We're engaged to this.
00:26:16.000 So this is how you re-parent yourself if your parents aren't around and you need love from your mommy and daddy.
00:26:25.000 I'm here.
00:26:26.000 I'm here and I know you're scared.
00:26:30.000 I know you don't know what to do.
00:26:33.000 But I got you and I won't leave you.
00:26:36.000 And I love you and I'm so sorry that you're scared.
00:26:45.000 Look at her hairy legs.
00:26:48.000 Is that a green screen?
00:26:53.000 I can feel the emotions.
00:27:03.000 Yeah, you're you.
00:27:14.000 I can feel the emotions when I hold you.
00:27:18.000 Yeah, you're in the body that you're holding, dumbass.
00:27:24.000 I'm the one that knows exactly what I need and when I need it.
00:27:31.000 Big hugs, me.
00:27:33.000 Big hugs.
00:27:34.000 I love myself.
00:27:35.000 I can't live without me.
00:27:39.000 You lost your mother relatively early, Matty.
00:27:42.000 Both parents.
00:27:43.000 My father passed away when he was 49 in 1991.
00:27:47.000 How do you re-parent yourself?
00:27:50.000 I don't know.
00:27:50.000 For fuck's sakes, Matty!
00:27:52.000 Get it together!
00:27:53.000 Fuck off, would ya?
00:27:55.000 Our parents come from like three miles from each other.
00:27:58.000 What?
00:27:58.000 Oh, that's crazy.
00:27:59.000 If I was to re-parent myself, I guess I would say...
00:28:04.000 Who is this man?
00:28:05.000 He knows nothing!
00:28:06.000 I do not want him on my team!
00:28:10.000 It doesn't say that, you're a liar!
00:28:13.000 That's the infamous Jim McGuinness.
00:28:15.000 It doesn't say that, you're a liar.
00:28:17.000 Oh for fuck's sakes!
00:28:19.000 Nothing says I love you more than getting told to get fuck off.
00:28:23.000 You know, it took me like...
00:28:27.000 16 years to go, oh, you're not mad at me.
00:28:31.000 That's just how you talk.
00:28:33.000 You're just very loud.
00:28:36.000 Because he'd be like, what the fuck are you doing?
00:28:39.000 Get off my hand!
00:28:40.000 No!
00:28:41.000 And you go, oh shit, I'm the worst person alive.
00:28:44.000 I must have really fucked up bad.
00:28:46.000 But then he'd be like repairing something.
00:28:48.000 He's not dead.
00:28:49.000 I don't know why I'm talking about like my dad's dead.
00:28:51.000 He doesn't repair things anymore.
00:28:52.000 But he'd be like, oh, you fucking stupid!
00:28:55.000 Oh, for fuck's sakes!
00:28:56.000 And then he was harder on nobody more than himself.
00:29:01.000 And he'd be driving, oh, you fucking idiot, James!
00:29:04.000 For fuck's sakes, Jimmy!
00:29:06.000 Get it together, you stupid!
00:29:08.000 Fucking, like if we were low on gas and he thought he was about to run out of gas, he'd be punching the steering wheel going, you fucking idiot, James!
00:29:15.000 Like that, that guy with the, the hands, who's mad at his hands for playing guitar.
00:29:21.000 It's these, these fucking bastards!
00:29:26.000 He looks a lot like you, that guy.
00:29:28.000 Oh, he could be my grandfather.
00:29:33.000 No, he could be your twin brother.
00:29:34.000 I think so.
00:29:37.000 We both have tempers.
00:29:53.000 See, you live with someone like that and they talk to you screaming and yelling and you go, that guy's mad at you.
00:30:05.000 And that's why I think it's important with my kids because I have a bad temper too and I yell at them all the time.
00:30:10.000 But when they see me yell at like a pen and a twizzler and the fridge they realize oh you're just bombastic.
00:30:21.000 You cut it right when he wrecked his guitar.
00:30:25.000 I beat the motorcycle with a shovel.
00:30:27.000 You beat a motorcycle with a shovel?
00:30:28.000 I've dropped my motorcycle in the middle of an intersection and just walked away.
00:30:34.000 I've done some- FUCK.
00:30:35.000 YOU.
00:30:36.000 He's not cooperating.
00:30:37.000 MOTHERFUCKER!
00:30:39.000 You're gonna suffer now, bitch.
00:30:41.000 Yo, can you go get my bike?
00:30:43.000 It's in the middle of the intersection.
00:30:45.000 Like the bike is going, okay, okay, I'm sorry.
00:30:48.000 Oh yeah.
00:30:50.000 When we would go tree planting, if a twig whipped me or something and cut my skin, I would take the twig and then I would show all the other twigs who just cut me and the blood would be on it and then I would destroy the twig in front of the other twigs as they all sat going, oh shit!
00:31:08.000 Get the word out!
00:31:10.000 Don't cut him!
00:31:13.000 Alright, that's it.
00:31:15.000 We only did one news item.
00:31:18.000 For the freebies.
00:31:19.000 We've got tons of other fun shit to talk about.
00:31:22.000 We might call my friend in South Africa, who I've noticed by the way, everyone I know in South Africa, usually like when there's shit going down, like in Portland for example, you call and they go, oh yeah, it's just this one area where Antifa are.
00:31:37.000 Yeah, it sucks though, but it's not that bad.
00:31:39.000 And you know, depending who you talk to, you get different perspectives.
00:31:43.000 Not in South Africa.
00:31:45.000 Go ahead, fucking just call a random number down there and people are going, what gives these people the right to fucking destroy this country?
00:31:56.000 That's a terrible South African accent.
00:31:58.000 But yeah, they are fucked.
00:32:01.000 Every single person you talk to goes, no, this is different.
00:32:03.000 This country is ending.
00:32:06.000 And we're headed there if we let this critical race theory shit go.
00:32:09.000 Oh, it's definitely a writing on the wall.
00:32:14.000 Well, I saw some tweet.
00:32:19.000 Yeah, go to 2-5, where they say, what's really going on here is post-apartheid inequity.
00:32:28.000 And you go, whites have been second-class citizens in that country for a quarter century.
00:32:34.000 There's concentration camps for white people.
00:32:37.000 They are literally second-class citizens.
00:32:40.000 So I'm afraid you can't blame them for anything.
00:32:43.000 They're fucking starving to death.
00:32:45.000 Yeah.
00:32:46.000 Trauma is linked to surging poverty during lockdowns and post-apartheid inequalities.
00:32:51.000 55% of people live in poverty.
00:32:53.000 White people own, that's not true anymore.
00:32:56.000 White people own most businesses.
00:32:58.000 That's just false.
00:33:00.000 White people are fucking broke.
00:33:01.000 They're unemployable.
00:33:04.000 Anyway, we're going to get into that, but you're cheap, so you're not allowed to indulge.
00:33:11.000 In the interim, I would like everyone to... Actually, let me elaborate here.
00:33:18.000 When I say the first part of this goodbye, what I... I don't just mean go up to your boss and kick him in the nuts.
00:33:23.000 I mean if not being yourself is eating you up alive and you're petrified of losing your job so you become someone else.
00:33:32.000 That's no way to live.
00:33:33.000 Don't be scared.
00:33:35.000 Of losing your job.
00:33:36.000 You'll get a better job.
00:33:37.000 You'll move on.
00:33:39.000 Not being you is evil.
00:33:41.000 Constantly apologizing for yourself is evil.
00:33:43.000 The fucking ADT guy, Craig, who came by here, who said, I'm Indian, and I said, how much?
00:33:50.000 And he goes, 4%.
00:33:51.000 I wish it was more.
00:33:52.000 That's pathetic.
00:33:54.000 Whatever race you are, whatever your ethnicity, to apologize for yourself is fucking pathetic.
00:34:01.000 Stop it.
00:34:02.000 By the way, have you noticed that people don't really fuck with anti-maskers?
00:34:07.000 Like, at the beginning we saw a few Karens, but for the most part I've noticed as a non-mask guy, no one really fucks with me.
00:34:14.000 Everyone else has a mask.
00:34:16.000 One time a retard kind of fucked with me at a grocery store, but that's about it.
00:34:20.000 And that says a lot.
00:34:22.000 And I think it's because non-maskers wreck shit like we scream and act like black people and Jews and Muslims and Asians.
00:34:30.000 The only reason those other groups don't get attacked is because they fight back and freak the fuck out when you mess with them.
00:34:38.000 Anti-maskers, Jews, Asians, Muslims, Blacks.
00:34:42.000 Every group is left alone because they say, fuck off.
00:34:45.000 White people should try it.
00:34:46.000 White people should say, no, we're not doing that.
00:34:49.000 Because it's not working out for them otherwise.
00:34:50.000 So anyway, if it preserves your job to hate yourself and apologize, don't do it.
00:34:56.000 Lose your job.
00:34:57.000 Just like that woman, that lawyer who worked for the free legal affairs thing in New York.
00:35:02.000 She said that she didn't want to attend an anti-white seminar.
00:35:07.000 And her employers said we're ashamed she works here.
00:35:11.000 And it's a non-profit here in New York.
00:35:14.000 She was right to get fired.
00:35:15.000 She's suing them now, by the way.
00:35:17.000 So that's what I mean when I say the first part of this.
00:35:19.000 And here's the rest.
00:35:20.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:35:26.000 It's just a matter of time Until the people start to open their eyes And sooner or later they'll all be aware of your lies Because the truth may be concealed for now But all will be revealed somehow And everyone will see the things behind you