Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #110

00:00:48.000 That was grade two from the Isle of Wight, funny little island off the bottom of England.

00:00:57.000 And they're like a kind of a cool oi band that a reader sent in.

00:01:02.000 Reader.

00:01:02.000 A viewer.

00:01:04.000 High quality.

00:01:05.000 Grade two is what we call second grade in Canada and Britain.

00:01:11.000 You guys say second grade.

00:01:12.000 And I've learned not to say that because people make fun of you when you use the wrong colloquialisms in this country.

00:01:23.000 Cox bar shirts.

00:01:25.000 Ben Sherman's.

00:01:28.000 What's the Isle of Wight like?

00:01:30.000 I've never been down there.

00:01:34.000 Cool, I'd imagine.

00:01:36.000 You're hop skipping a jump from France.

00:01:42.000 Welcome back to the show.

00:01:43.000 Welcome to GOML Live.

00:01:45.000 This is the one that we make free as a podcast.

00:01:47.000 We have our co-host, Maddie Odell.

00:01:50.000 Good evening, everybody.

00:01:51.000 How's your monitor working out?

00:01:52.000 Can you see the right thing?

00:01:53.000 Yeah.

00:01:54.000 Okay.

00:01:55.000 And the audio sounds good, Brian.

00:01:58.000 We're ready for Skype calls?

00:02:00.000 Sound and butte.

00:02:01.000 I got to get Maddie's...

00:02:03.000 So right now, your lab is the only one working, and I'm just tinkering with these.

00:02:07.000 So maybe it would make sense to solve that before we go live, no?

00:02:11.000 You know, I think we hit a technological limit here because it could only understand one lab at a time, and we're feeding the computer two.

00:02:20.000 But what about the directional mic that we had in front of him?

00:02:24.000 That's if we go through the board.

00:02:25.000 If we choose our audio through the board, then they'll hear that, but then they might get that echo.

00:02:30.000 That dreaded.

00:02:32.000 Dreaded echo.

00:02:33.000 So they've been able to hear Maddie, and you can hear him, but he doesn't sound as crisp and good.

00:02:39.000 We want crisp and good.

00:02:40.000 Sounds like this is the kind of stuff that should be looked into before 9 p.m. on Thursday night.

00:02:50.000 What do you think?

00:02:52.000 To me?

00:02:53.000 Yeah.

00:02:53.000 Oh, I agree.

00:02:54.000 Yeah.

00:02:55.000 It's been a busy week, but you're right.

00:02:58.000 It hasn't been a busy week.

00:03:02.000 I've been gone.

00:03:04.000 You've had, you've had, I left, what, Friday?

00:03:07.000 You've had Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

00:03:10.000 Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

00:03:13.000 Five days.

00:03:16.000 So I'm trying to see if I could blend these two into one.

00:03:22.000 Send these two labs into the one.

00:03:25.000 So it's not getting two different things.

00:03:27.000 It's getting one stereo thing.

00:03:29.000 Not stereo.

00:03:30.000 A mixed down thing.

00:03:32.000 You're a fucking retard.

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00:03:52.000 So that'll be fun.

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00:04:50.000 He just says, say whatever you want.

00:04:52.000 So we're saying whatever we want.

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00:04:59.000 Yeah.

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00:05:05.000 Like we use one of them.

00:05:08.000 We have the shelf you see on the left there where you shift something over and the shelf drops down and then you got your gun hidden behind mirrors, hidden behind wall panels.

00:05:18.000 We have the issue box where it's hidden in a tissue box.

00:05:21.000 It really is incredible the different places you can hide your guns.

00:05:25.000 And guys who break into your house, usually not that smart.

00:05:29.000 So it's not like you have to have some complicated French maze from 1836.

00:05:34.000 The slightest subtle change of the environment is going to throw them for a loop.

00:05:41.000 Look at all the different sh things they have.

00:05:43.000 It's not just tactical walls.

00:05:45.000 They have the hero wall.

00:05:47.000 Also with the firing's setup.

00:05:50.000 What's the hero wall?

00:05:51.000 It's on their site.

00:05:52.000 What is it?

00:05:53.000 It's like right there on the left with the firefighter.

00:05:56.000 Oh, I see.

00:05:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

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00:06:21.000 So you know how this goes, folks, right?

00:06:23.000 Free till 9.30.

00:06:24.000 Then we go behind the paywall.

00:06:26.000 We take letters for the first hour.

00:06:28.000 Then we take calls From 10 to 11.

00:06:32.000 And what do we do?

00:06:33.000 We just really just make fun of liberals.

00:06:36.000 I saw Amy Siskin is having a meltdown.

00:06:38.000 My neighbor, she's a horrible cunt who is sort of the Pied Piper of the Karens of the suburbs.

00:06:46.000 And she trains them to launch domestic terror campaigns on people she disagrees with.

00:06:53.000 Under the auspices of tolerance, which is the funniest part of these Karens, they're out there to terrorize people that disagree with them in the name of diversity.

00:07:02.000 Diversity of opinion doesn't matter.

00:07:04.000 But I checked her Twitter feed, and she says she's on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

00:07:09.000 And she wants people to leave her alone.

00:07:12.000 And if you're going to be mean to her, don't go on her feed, which shows you the sort of IQ level of this silly cow.

00:07:19.000 I would recommend if you've been trolling her and mocking her, I think it's a great time to ramp it up and point out her mistakes.

00:07:26.000 And when I encourage harassment, I'm obviously not talking about doxing or saying, you're a bitch, you're a dyke.

00:07:33.000 But it's fun to point out the hypocrisy and the glaring errors of all these people.

00:07:42.000 They don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

00:07:44.000 Like, we were talking about the Capitol the other day, and they go, you don't know how hard it was.

00:07:50.000 You know the suit I had?

00:07:51.000 The blue suit I had where I was picking up water bottles?

00:07:54.000 Well, I donated it to the Smithsonian so people could see the pain we had.

00:08:00.000 Remember there was that senator who was bawling his eyes out?

00:08:02.000 I think that was like today, crying his eyes out about how scary it was.

00:08:07.000 AOC still has PTSD.

00:08:09.000 She wasn't even in the building.

00:08:11.000 She was almost murdered.

00:08:13.000 I was almost murdered.

00:08:14.000 She was nearby and she was almost murdered.

00:08:17.000 And then you go, wait a minute, when people were really trying to kill Trump and storming the White House, you made fun of him for going into a bunker.

00:08:27.000 Remember all that?

00:08:29.000 The limitless tweets from Ted Liu and Samuel Jackson, celebrities, everyone laughing at Trump for going to the bunker when people actually want him dead.

00:08:40.000 And then when there's some trespassers meandering, it's ridiculous that they're not, everyone meandered, everyone who meandered isn't in jail.

00:08:50.000 All right.

00:08:52.000 I'm worried this show is going to suck already.

00:08:56.000 Can you bring up the crybaby?

00:08:57.000 What are you doing?

00:08:58.000 I looked on Pesobic's.

00:09:02.000 You saw it on Pesobic, right?

00:09:03.000 No?

00:09:05.000 I saw somebody crying about the thing, but it was two days ago.

00:09:10.000 Was that a different one?

00:09:12.000 A man.

00:09:12.000 It was a man crying.

00:09:13.000 He had an award in his hand.

00:09:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:16.000 That was from a couple days ago, so I'm finding it.

00:09:18.000 Okay.

00:09:20.000 On Poso.

00:09:22.000 But don't look on one guy's Twitter feed, especially someone who posts every 30 seconds.

00:09:27.000 Just look at that.

00:09:27.000 My thought is, I don't know his name, neither do you.

00:09:30.000 So what do I type in Senator Crying?

00:09:32.000 Politician Crying, January 6th.

00:09:37.000 Here, I'll do it.

00:09:38.000 Let's see how fast I can do it.

00:09:41.000 We're currently racing.

00:09:43.000 So I'm going to Brave browser.

00:09:45.000 Politician cries.

00:09:48.000 Statement, maybe?

00:09:50.000 Jan 6.

00:09:53.000 And then I might even just jump to videos.

00:09:56.000 Lawmakers tiered up.

00:09:57.000 Here we go.

00:09:58.000 Rep Krizinger.

00:10:00.000 Kinzinger.

00:10:01.000 So now I go back to the original thing.

00:10:04.000 I have Kinzinger crying.

00:10:06.000 That's all I have to put in.

00:10:08.000 And here we have it.

00:10:10.000 This dude.

00:10:11.000 So.

00:10:20.000 These are all cops.

00:10:21.000 Here we go.

00:10:22.000 They're going to have to run Doctor.

00:10:24.000 At least it's not what we can defend.

00:10:32.000 Oh, the humanity.

00:10:33.000 We're going to have to run Doctor.

00:10:35.000 At least it's not what we can defend.

00:10:38.000 That reminds me of that mayor, the George Floyd mayor, who was sobbing at his casket.

00:10:44.000 And he was doing this elbow, this shoulder thing.

00:10:47.000 Sobbing uncontrollably.

00:10:49.000 Yeah.

00:10:50.000 Where was George Floyd killed?

00:10:51.000 Was that Minneapolis?

00:10:53.000 Yeah.

00:10:53.000 Yeah, Minneapolis mayor, who looks like this weird gay Jew crying his ass off.

00:11:02.000 Crying George Floyd.

00:11:04.000 We should set up something where my computer can go to the feed so I can just do your job.

00:11:12.000 Jacob Frey is his name.

00:11:14.000 F-R-E-Y.

00:11:16.000 This is from back in early June, but fuck is it funny?

00:11:21.000 On its gold-plated casket.

00:11:24.000 I want to see your tears.

00:11:26.000 Remember when I was a kid, I was pretending to cry for some reason, I can't remember why, and I spat on my fingers and I put spit in my eyes, and I was like, Dad, it's just not fair.

00:11:37.000 And my dad touches my eyes with his finger, tastes it, and he goes, that's spit.

00:11:43.000 He caught me immediately.

00:11:45.000 Maybe there was bubbles on it.

00:11:47.000 But I just want to come up to those guys and go, there's no fucking tears there.

00:11:52.000 Crocodile tears.

00:11:53.000 Like Van Jones, who was drying them like this when he was crying on CNN.

00:12:00.000 Fucking liar.

00:12:03.000 All right, shall we jump into the letters?

00:12:07.000 We ready to go?

00:12:09.000 Should we start the show?

00:12:11.000 We got a crier.

00:12:12.000 What do you mean?

00:12:17.000 It's in this clip where this man cries, this Kissinger.

00:12:21.000 But I thought there was one with him holding like an award or something.

00:12:26.000 Yeah, that was Photoshop, whatever, After Effects, meme stuff.

00:12:31.000 He was holding an Oscar.

00:12:32.000 The joke, Ryan, is that he's overacting.

00:12:35.000 Great actor.

00:12:35.000 Talked to a number of you and gotten to know you.

00:12:39.000 I think it's important to tell you right now, though.

00:12:43.000 You guys may individually feel a little broken.

00:12:47.000 You guys all talk about the effects you have to deal with, and you talk about the impact of that day.

00:12:55.000 But you guys won.

00:12:58.000 You guys held?

00:13:00.000 Held?

00:13:01.000 You know, democracies are not defined by our bad days.

00:13:08.000 We're defined by how we come back from bad days.

00:13:13.000 We want to take accountability for that.

00:13:16.000 And for all the overheated rhetoric surrounding this committee, our mission is very simple.

00:13:23.000 Let's define the truth.

00:13:25.000 I don't see any actual tears.

00:13:27.000 I want to see tears.

00:13:28.000 Like most Americans, I'm frustrated.

00:13:30.000 That's six months.

00:13:31.000 Just getting the choked up.

00:13:33.000 You guys all talk about the effects you have to deal with.

00:13:37.000 You know, you talk about that day.

00:13:40.000 I mean, the banner is.

00:13:43.000 Look at how good that is.

00:13:44.000 Yeah, it's so good it fooled a retard like you.

00:13:49.000 You don't think there's Oscar CNN moments?

00:13:52.000 You guys help.

00:13:53.000 Now I can't tell if you're fucking with me.

00:13:56.000 You know, Tamak, you guys all talk about the effects you have to deal with.

00:14:01.000 No real tears.

00:14:03.000 What a pussy.

00:14:08.000 So I've been through all of the mailbag, but I stopped at around 7.20, and we have new ones since 7.20.

00:14:16.000 So let's just live life on the edge and jump into ones I haven't even seen yet.

00:14:26.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:14:31.000 Let me touch it.

00:14:33.000 Mr. Show, hey homos, hilarious sketch, but man, this could cancel Bob Odenkirk.

00:14:38.000 I want Bob Odenkirk to be canceled.

00:14:40.000 He almost died over the weekend.

00:14:42.000 Yeah, good.

00:14:44.000 Just kidding, God.

00:14:45.000 Just kidding.

00:14:47.000 I think he's lying about his home invasions.

00:14:49.000 I've had three home invasions.

00:14:52.000 Really?

00:14:53.000 What a coincidence you're talking about them right now while promoting a film about home invasions.

00:15:00.000 Home invasion.

00:15:01.000 Have you ever heard of a home invasion?

00:15:04.000 Yes.

00:15:04.000 Well, it's basically a burglary.

00:15:06.000 I understand, but anyone you know, can you talk about it on air?

00:15:14.000 I was actually arrested once for a home invasion.

00:15:16.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:17.000 What was that one now?

00:15:19.000 I knocked on the door to talk to somebody, and because I actually stepped inside the door, it was a home invasion.

00:15:27.000 Because I was on the property without permission.

00:15:29.000 I love criminals talking about their crimes in a sanitized way.

00:15:33.000 I accidentally knocked a door down because I wanted to have a meeting with someone and discuss some things that we had had some time.

00:15:38.000 Yeah, we already sorted out a few issues, but the actual.

00:15:43.000 The female who answered the door was a little reluctant to testify, so she moved to Kentucky and refused to come back to court.

00:15:52.000 So the case was dismissed.

00:15:53.000 I wonder what made her reluctant to testify.

00:15:56.000 I don't know.

00:15:58.000 Maybe she was suffering from PTSD.

00:16:02.000 But the concept of a, and that's like, you're probably dealing with criminals and someone called someone a snitch or something or someone was a snitch.

00:16:10.000 Well, it's actually somebody who actually kidnapped somebody.

00:16:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:14.000 They kidnapped.

00:16:15.000 I know they killed him.

00:16:16.000 They forced their car off the road and then like forced them to drive to the home that I went to and then basically had him sit in a chair and they smacked him around.

00:16:27.000 A few things like that.

00:16:28.000 Yeah, I remember this story.

00:16:30.000 And I had done time with the guy who had smacked the person around, so I went to get the straight deal from like what was up.

00:16:38.000 And that guy who was kidnapped had a million chances to escape.

00:16:41.000 Him and his girlfriend, yeah.

00:16:43.000 That's the strange part of the story.

00:16:45.000 Yeah, but you figure about it, the guy the day before forces someone off the highway, forces them to come to their house, then smacks him around and humiliates him in front of his girlfriend, and then I go there to find out what's going on, and then they call the police.

00:17:01.000 Doesn't make sense.

00:17:02.000 It's not hard to stop a bully.

00:17:06.000 But yeah.

00:17:10.000 Any burglary of a home, which I think is like a C felony because it used to be at night it was more dangerous, like an invasion, because it had more of a chance of people being home in bed sleeping.

00:17:25.000 Oh, I see.

00:17:26.000 Yeah.

00:17:27.000 And like commercials are a B it's not as bad as a home invasion because it's commercial property at night.

00:17:38.000 If there's not a chance of running into people in the store.

00:17:42.000 Oh, right.

00:17:43.000 If you go into a home invasion.

00:17:44.000 In the IRA, they would bomb buildings when they knew people wouldn't be there.

00:17:48.000 Yeah.

00:17:49.000 There's a difference between commercial and residential.

00:17:52.000 The residential becomes a home invasion.

00:17:55.000 But the home invasions you're talking about are criminals getting back at criminals, and that's normal stuff.

00:18:01.000 But the idea of like a Bob Odenkirk family with his nerdy wife, who's a talent agent, I believe, and their five kids.

00:18:11.000 He's been doing very well for a while now.

00:18:13.000 Better call Saul.

00:18:14.000 Even before that, he was on Breaking Bad.

00:18:17.000 So the guys, I know someone who was at his house like five years ago, big pizza oven in the kitchen.

00:18:23.000 Like, he's upper middle class at the very least.

00:18:26.000 Yeah.

00:18:27.000 So that's Westchester.

00:18:29.000 So someone comes into your home in Westchester, I mean, it would be international news.

00:18:35.000 Yeah, it would be.

00:18:35.000 It would definitely be.

00:18:36.000 It would be on the news in Germany.

00:18:37.000 Definitely on the local news circuit.

00:18:40.000 Yeah.

00:18:40.000 And this happened four, or no, sorry, three times?

00:18:44.000 And he was home all three times?

00:18:46.000 I don't know if he was home all three times.

00:18:49.000 I call fucking bullshit.

00:18:52.000 Also, yeah, we talked about this before on the show.

00:18:54.000 My house would be beyond Fort Knox.

00:18:57.000 It would be razor-wired top to bottom.

00:19:00.000 Private security, whatever you need.

00:19:01.000 Yeah.

00:19:03.000 Anyway, someone sent us a Mr. Show sketch called Operation Hell on Earth.

00:19:09.000 Mr. Show was probably one of the greatest shows ever made.

00:19:12.000 We can return America to her God-given glory.

00:19:16.000 America first!

00:19:17.000 America!

00:19:19.000 Okay.

00:19:20.000 This is how people see Proud Boys.

00:19:22.000 Now here's what this is what America is going to look like after the mandatory relocation is enforced.

00:19:29.000 New York City Will become known as Little Israel.

00:19:34.000 I figure all the Jews will love that.

00:19:38.000 Is that okay, Mr. Pierre?

00:19:39.000 That's fine, Ken.

00:19:40.000 Okay.

00:19:41.000 Now, down here is gonna be your new Africa.

00:19:44.000 See, your colors keep to that.

00:19:46.000 They get up.

00:19:47.000 I don't see a Virginia there.

00:19:50.000 Oh, well, Chris, that was gonna be part of Homo Arabia, which is over.

00:19:54.000 You know, see, them homos get to sodomizing.

00:19:58.000 Yeah, I'd kind of like to be by the beach.

00:20:01.000 Well, okay, I guess the colored's gonna have Virginia, too.

00:20:05.000 We'll annex that.

00:20:06.000 Can, can.

00:20:08.000 Yeah, can.

00:20:09.000 That's SpongeBob SquarePants.

00:20:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:12.000 Oh, that's his voiceover?

00:20:13.000 That's his voice?

00:20:14.000 Yeah.

00:20:16.000 Where's Homerabia now?

00:20:19.000 Well, Josie, I was gonna...

00:20:21.000 Kind of a one-trick pony.

00:20:23.000 That's fucking SpongeBob's voice.

00:20:24.000 Yeah, he's not got a lot of range.

00:20:26.000 I think it's called his voice.

00:20:28.000 Anyway, we get the joke.

00:20:30.000 But you know what's funny about that sketch?

00:20:32.000 I did an article a long time ago called 13 Things, Mr. Show Sketches That Became Real.

00:20:40.000 And it's up to like 25 now.

00:20:43.000 That is real.

00:20:44.000 In DC, blacks are talking about having black neighborhoods, but black counties with black mayors and black politicians, they are self-segregating.

00:20:54.000 We are getting Homo Arab and little Israel.

00:21:00.000 I mean, Americans are naturally, and I blame social media.

00:21:03.000 I think social media has created these bubbles where we go, I don't want to talk to anyone who disagrees with me.

00:21:09.000 And we no longer correspond with each other.

00:21:11.000 So now you have people that are saying, I'm done, with their own families, too, X-ing their own families.

00:21:17.000 I'm surprised your families stayed so close with them being in law enforcement and you being in the opposite.

00:21:24.000 Well, there was about 20 years we were estranged.

00:21:27.000 Oh, really?

00:21:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:30.000 So were any of them your friends?

00:21:32.000 My brothers and sisters?

00:21:34.000 What about like Thanksgiving and stuff?

00:21:36.000 No, pretty much non-existent.

00:21:39.000 For 20 years?

00:21:40.000 Close to it.

00:21:41.000 I mean, I would go to my mother.

00:21:43.000 I mean, I would go and then I would stop going out.

00:21:45.000 I would be like, ah, I don't want to sit across the table from someone I have to be phony or who's going to be phony to me.

00:21:52.000 Huh.

00:21:53.000 Like, I'll go to see my mother.

00:21:55.000 You know, my mother was, you know, I loved her.

00:21:57.000 It was my mom.

00:21:58.000 Right.

00:21:59.000 But my sister was always close with me.

00:22:00.000 My younger brother was okay.

00:22:02.000 I mean, my brother, my older brother, because he was law enforcement, you know, conflict of interest.

00:22:09.000 Oh, see, I love corruption.

00:22:12.000 I wish you guys were pals like Whitey Bulger.

00:22:14.000 Oh, my brother was by the book.

00:22:16.000 Which is not a bad, you know, that was his career.

00:22:19.000 And he's still in law enforcement.

00:22:21.000 Yeah, but you guys could have been a great team where he tells you when busts are coming.

00:22:26.000 The relationship I have with all of my family members now are okay.

00:22:31.000 Yeah.

00:22:33.000 This is from Pizza Machine.

00:22:35.000 G Moi, you're gorgeous.

00:22:36.000 Check out this band from Canada, Mets.

00:22:39.000 Well, I like the sound of the name.

00:22:43.000 We have to get through an ad, of course.

00:22:46.000 Oh, are you on a better YouTube than me?

00:22:48.000 You don't get ads?

00:22:49.000 I have premium.

00:22:50.000 Yes.

00:22:51.000 I got to sign in, Mom.

00:22:52.000 Top left corner there, premium.

00:22:56.000 Doing big things for this.

00:22:57.000 Hey, this is boring.

00:23:01.000 Boring.

00:23:08.000 Hey, jump in the middle.

00:23:10.000 How many times have you heard this fucking boring Foo Fighters modern rock hardcore?

00:23:20.000 Just the guy in the band saying, check out this band I discovered called Me.

00:23:25.000 There's no lyrics, but...

00:23:27.000 Just jump in the middle there.

00:23:28.000 Is that the middle?

00:23:29.000 This is...

00:23:30.000 Yeah, this is fucking...

00:23:31.000 Fuck off.

00:23:32.000 He moved like three times and there was never any lyrics.

00:23:35.000 It's, you know, something.

00:23:38.000 Sounds like a guitar riff on Luke.

00:23:42.000 How did Maddie and his brother go in such different directions?

00:23:46.000 That's from a Japanese name.

00:23:48.000 Okay.

00:23:50.000 I'm not too sure.

00:23:52.000 I mean, my brother worked a normal job.

00:23:55.000 I think he became law enforcement at an early age, maybe 23, somewhere around there.

00:24:00.000 When did you become a bad boy?

00:24:03.000 Well, I've been getting in trouble since I was like eight.

00:24:07.000 Well, weren't you babysat by some bad boys?

00:24:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:24:10.000 Yes, yes.

00:24:11.000 Yeah.

00:24:12.000 Very, very, very good.

00:24:13.000 I mean, in my eyes, you know, they're great casts, but they have a very sinister reputation.

00:24:18.000 Yes, I know.

00:24:19.000 When their names come up at my gym, everyone shits their pants.

00:24:22.000 And these guys are professional fighters.

00:24:24.000 My brother, my sister, and my younger brother all grew up with him.

00:24:28.000 We were neighbors.

00:24:29.000 Like, literally.

00:24:30.000 So what do you think sent your brother on a law enforcement path?

00:24:33.000 I think my brother took the civil service test just on him out of, I mean, he went to university.

00:24:43.000 What did he take in university?

00:24:46.000 First he was out in the University of Arizona.

00:24:49.000 And then my father passed away early, 49, and then he came back, you know, helped my mom out and stuff.

00:24:55.000 And he ended up with a BA in Bachelor of Science in Criminology and all that stuff.

00:25:05.000 Okay, so he was into it before criminology?

00:25:08.000 No, he went back to college after he had gotten on the job.

00:25:14.000 Like, he had started off as an officer, then he did undercover work, then he was on.

00:25:18.000 Right, so what sent him to pursue that?

00:25:21.000 That must have been young then.

00:25:23.000 Yeah, I think he got on the job at 23.

00:25:26.000 When he first went to college after high school.

00:25:28.000 And you don't know what set him off?

00:25:30.000 No.

00:25:31.000 I think he just was, the test was coming up, so he took it.

00:25:35.000 A lot of people do that.

00:25:37.000 Hmm.

00:25:39.000 Oh, we're running out of time here before we go behind the paywall.

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00:26:02.000 I have my problems with pot actually.

00:26:05.000 Pot with THC, I think it makes you lazy.

00:26:09.000 I don't think it should be illegal, but I also don't think it's magic.

00:26:13.000 I mean, booze kills a lot of people, and they and pot doesn't really kill anyone, but they just assume that means it's perfectly innocent.

00:26:20.000 Pot makes you sleep in too late.

00:26:23.000 It kills a young man's ambition.

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00:26:28.000 I had these two best pals when I was in high school, and we started smoking pot at the same time.

00:26:33.000 It was actually hash.

00:26:35.000 And then they went off at a tangent.

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00:26:57.000 They take the edge off your day.

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00:27:12.000 Ryan, you've tried a bunch of shit, right?

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00:27:18.000 Yeah, you do the vape pens.

00:27:19.000 It's a very nice quality.

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00:27:20.000 I know a lot of vape pens.

00:27:21.000 I used to buy like the disposable ones, but these are like nice quality vape pens.

00:27:24.000 Huh.

00:27:25.000 And then you smoke it down.

00:27:27.000 It tastes good.

00:27:28.000 So if you go.

00:27:29.000 It doesn't feel like nothing.

00:27:31.000 You feel like a...

00:27:32.000 Oh, you get a bit of a buzz?

00:27:33.000 Not a buzz, but I didn't get that with the tincture.

00:27:36.000 You feel like this.

00:27:38.000 Instead of like this, like this.

00:27:41.000 Huh.

00:27:42.000 Yeah.

00:27:43.000 Can we see that again?

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00:27:46.000 So instead of this, like, you feel like this.

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00:27:52.000 So if you go to johnnyapple.com right now and you put in the code gavin you get 20 off just like tactical walls pretty much all of these you put in the promo code gavin you get 20 off all right let's get back to the let's uh oh we got one from uh about maddie um why are you such a fucking fag no uh i had to say no really fast um some

00:30:54.000 area i didn't get down there and look too close because she was nuts and then what happened after that how'd that whole session end oh we were uh we locked ourselves in a bathroom in the in the bottom of one of the clubhouses in uh hartford and uh we were in there for about an hour and a half going back before you know two linebackers coming out and then uh it was actually st. Patrick's Day and she came out we came out we're sitting at the bar in the bottom of the clubhouse and she goes uh want to go to the parade

00:32:23.000 um garbage bags so they you know they come and they're like should we call the police and they're coming no they're should we get garbage bags that was their response yeah but um so they come down, and I'm sitting there sweating.

00:32:34.000 She's sitting there, sweating, well, breathing, like, you know, just had a heavy session.

00:32:38.000 And oh, just mad.

00:32:39.000 Hey, goodness, because I had just come home from prison at the time.

00:32:42.000 And they're like, oh, I said, you ever meet my wife?

00:32:46.000 And they all were like walking side and stuff.

00:32:53.000 So they were both there with their wives, too.

00:32:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:32:56.000 Two.

00:32:57.000 It's not, there was a few members.

00:32:58.000 They were there actually from Rhode Island.

00:33:00.000 This is a simulation of right before you guys are about to.

00:33:04.000 Yeah.

00:33:05.000 That was a tough one.

00:33:06.000 It's them fucking in the bathroom.

00:33:08.000 Yeah.

00:33:08.000 It was crazy.

00:33:10.000 It was definitely one for the books.

00:33:13.000 But not your cup of tea.

00:33:14.000 No.

00:33:15.000 Kind of like fucking a female bodybuilder.

00:33:18.000 That was a tough one, too.

00:33:22.000 I had to do it just to say that.

00:33:23.000 Oh, I agree a thousand percent.

00:33:25.000 But it was.

00:33:26.000 It was like literally grabbing this bar.

00:33:30.000 Yeah, yeah, a man.

00:33:31.000 That's a man's body.

00:33:32.000 Whatsoever.

00:33:33.000 It was a rock.

00:33:34.000 Grabbing the arm.

00:33:34.000 You fucked the rock.

00:33:36.000 And it just ruined it.

00:33:39.000 I mean, we did the D, but.

00:33:40.000 Well, the entire concept of sex with heterosexuals is me, like, you want to be the rock.

00:33:46.000 You want to be the bar.

00:33:48.000 And sometimes we're not.

00:33:50.000 And then she's soft and smooth, and it's the juxtaposition.

00:33:53.000 But, like, you want her to sleep in the crux of your arm there.

00:33:58.000 That's the ideal with her leg over you, her little soft leg.

00:34:02.000 But the idea of you sleeping in her thing, you're ruining it now.

00:34:05.000 So if she's any kind of hard or any kind of dominant or she's got like size 12 feet, we've lost the whole dynamic here.

00:34:13.000 It wasn't like she was like a fitness bottle or bikini.

00:34:16.000 She was a stone cold straight up bottle.

00:34:19.000 I was like, oh, like she could pick you up and go like.

00:34:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:22.000 Absolutely.

00:34:24.000 All right, let's get back to the question though.

00:34:25.000 But sometimes you have to ignore it.

00:34:27.000 How do you feel about that, Neil?

00:34:29.000 I think a lot of men.

00:34:30.000 That's actually a woman.

00:34:31.000 That gets mistaken for a man.

00:34:32.000 Deep-seated, rude behavior.

00:34:35.000 You know, I'm being hurt as a woman.

00:34:37.000 They don't even take the time to see who you are.

00:34:40.000 They just go ahead and accuse you.

00:34:42.000 Oh, that's a dude.

00:34:42.000 Or judge you like they are God.

00:34:44.000 Yuck.

00:34:45.000 That's a dude.

00:34:45.000 I don't even like looking at that.

00:34:47.000 All right.

00:34:47.000 So here's the answer to the question.

00:34:49.000 Ideally, you're a virgin.

00:34:52.000 I know this sounds crazy.

00:34:53.000 Ideally, you're a virgin and you're Christian and you meet the love of your life and you guys get married at like 18, 19, and you have 10 kids.

00:35:03.000 I know that sounds mental and none of us have experienced that or will ever experience that.

00:35:10.000 But I have noticed that when I meet young Catholics, they have great sex lives.

00:35:15.000 They love each other.

00:35:16.000 They have tons of kids.

00:35:17.000 They lead fantastic lives because they build their habits up together.

00:35:22.000 So like I like movies on a Thursday or whatever.

00:35:24.000 I'm making up habits.

00:35:26.000 That's Thursday night's movie night.

00:35:28.000 They like going to New Orleans for Mardi Gras.

00:35:31.000 That becomes their habit together.

00:35:32.000 They grow together.

00:35:34.000 Now, though that's the utopia, none of us end up with that.

00:35:41.000 I mean, the love of my life when I lost my virginity ended up being a crackhead.

00:35:45.000 I'm glad I didn't marry her.

00:35:47.000 So it's kind of a two-pronged question because it's like saying, what's the ideal number of fucking bourbons to drink if you want to piss the bed?

00:35:57.000 Like, it's a vice.

00:36:00.000 It's wrong.

00:36:02.000 But let's cut out that utopian model where you marry your high school sweetheart and have tons of kids.

00:36:10.000 We hope you do that, but we know you won't.

00:36:12.000 So as far as getting a good sort of concept of what fucking is, I mean, I don't understand why you'd need more than 20 under your belt.

00:36:23.000 You and I both have 20 million.

00:36:25.000 I've got in the hundreds.

00:36:28.000 But like a fat chick, a skinny chick, a black chick, an Asian chick, a threesome, you kind of get the idea.

00:36:36.000 Pussies are not that different.

00:36:37.000 It's not like some are sideways, some are big, some are small.

00:36:40.000 If you pay attention and no female anatomy, you'll do well.

00:36:44.000 And I'll tell you another thing.

00:36:45.000 When you're fucking your wife and trying to make a baby, that sex is in a different universe.

00:36:51.000 Here's one thing I will say.

00:36:53.000 I caught myself fucking this girl Amanda to, I think Ska was playing on my computer, and I was actually dancing to the music, so I was more invested in the song than I was in the actual pumps.

00:37:07.000 And that's when I was like, you know what?

00:37:08.000 Holy shit.

00:37:10.000 That's when I went, it's time to stop.

00:37:14.000 So if you catch yourself with your mind wandering during intercourse, it's time to settle down.

00:37:18.000 And ladies, you, from 20 to 25, I'm not going to murder you.

00:37:23.000 But at 25 up, you got to start caring about who you're fucking.

00:37:26.000 Guys, kind of the same thing.

00:37:29.000 Like, you started getting wasted doing Coke partying at 15, 14.

00:37:34.000 You're 25 now.

00:37:36.000 How much Coke do you need to do?

00:37:38.000 How much beer do you need to drink?

00:37:40.000 How many parties do you need to go to?

00:37:43.000 I mean, in New York City, 45 is still considered like, well, he's still partying a little bit.

00:37:48.000 That's 15, 25, 35, 45.

00:37:52.000 That's 30 years of fucking partying.

00:37:55.000 Three decades on the town.

00:37:57.000 That's embarrassing.

00:37:59.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:38:02.000 Okay, we got to wrap it up.

00:38:06.000 These go by fast, don't they?

00:38:09.000 So I'm going to end the show for the freebies.

00:38:12.000 Are you still putting these on the podcast thing?

00:38:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:16.000 Do they get hits?

00:38:17.000 Should we still keep doing this?

00:38:19.000 Yes.

00:38:20.000 How do you know?

00:38:21.000 Because if they're late, they'll get some emails.

00:38:27.000 Oh, no.

00:38:30.000 So we end the show with our usual mantra.

00:38:34.000 And if you're not paying for the show, we suggest you do.

00:38:36.000 It's $10 a month.

00:38:37.000 You're already paying $10 a month for a million other things you don't even use.

00:38:41.000 I get this bill for PS4s.

00:38:43.000 We don't even use a PS4.

00:38:46.000 Or maybe it's an Xbox.

00:38:47.000 I don't even know.

00:38:47.000 But I see it in my bank statements and go, I got to cancel that at some point.

00:38:50.000 The kids don't even play that fucking video game.

00:38:53.000 But you get much more entertainment on here than you do on Netflix, Hulu, anything else.

00:38:58.000 Because we Are a wee bit of sanity in a world gone mad.

00:39:05.000 We tell it like it is, not just my show, but all the shows on this network.

00:39:08.000 Give you the news on a daily basis and tell you what actually happened.

00:39:12.000 So you watch, you know, the young Turks of the News, and you'll hear a story that, oh my God, the cops photoshopped a black man to make him look more like the perp.

00:39:22.000 We're living in a corrupt society.

00:39:23.000 Antifa's riots are totally justified.

00:39:26.000 And then we tell you, no, no, no, no.

00:39:28.000 The guy had facial tattoos.

00:39:31.000 When he went to rob the bank, he covered his facial tattoos with brown makeup.

00:39:35.000 When they showed the picture, they took out his tattoos to show you what he would look like with no tattoos.

00:39:40.000 And what he looks like is the bank robber.

00:39:42.000 And it was the guy, and he was a serial bank robber.

00:39:46.000 So you're being lied to.

00:39:47.000 We tell you that at Censored.tv.

00:39:50.000 Anyway, in the interim, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop playing.

00:40:13.000 But wait, Maddie, I didn't ask you.

00:40:15.000 What do you think about the chicks and the fucking...

00:40:19.000 How many?

00:40:20.000 Yeah.

00:40:21.000 Like, say you had a new son.

00:40:22.000 We won't talk about your own son, but...

00:40:23.000 Right.

00:40:24.000 You have a new son, and he asked that question.

00:40:26.000 And he's like, Dad, should I marry my first love or should I play the field?

00:40:29.000 How many times?

00:40:30.000 How many chicks should I play the field?

00:40:31.000 I would definitely tell him to play the fields.

00:40:33.000 Well, my real son's turning 26 in two weeks or so.

00:40:38.000 But I think he's settled down with one now.

00:40:43.000 He's been with her for a while.

00:40:45.000 So, like you said, from like 15 to 25, go out there and have fun.

00:40:51.000 Variety is the spice of life, and there's a lot of spices out there.

00:40:55.000 Rip it up.

00:40:56.000 Well, I will say one good thing about sleeping around is you're walking down the street and you'll see like a fat black girl or a skinny Asian or a Jew with one leg that's too short.

00:41:09.000 And if you fucked all of them, you don't sit there going, I wonder what that would have been like.

00:41:12.000 You're like, I know exactly what that would be like.

00:41:14.000 I've done that type, that type, that type.

00:41:18.000 But ultimately, at the end of the day, you're like, I chased too much pussy.

00:41:25.000 And I've heard a lot of celebrities, celebrities and rock stars say that.

00:41:29.000 Like Sammy Hagger type guys.

00:41:31.000 They're like, I spent so much money and time chasing pussy.

00:41:35.000 And it was just like the same pussy every time.

00:41:38.000 At one point, like in the height of my debauchery, I actually got bored with sex.

00:41:45.000 Like girls would say, oh, I'm this, and they'd be duds.

00:41:50.000 And you're like, this is what you were talking about.

00:41:52.000 You were going to do fireworks were going to shoot out of your ass and all sorts of fucking crazy things.

00:41:56.000 You're going to rock my world.

00:41:58.000 And I'm like.

00:42:00.000 But the thing about that is, is I lost touch with relationships.

00:42:05.000 Intimacy, yeah.

00:42:06.000 Right.

00:42:06.000 We sound like fags right now, by the way.

00:42:08.000 I don't want to sound like a pig or anything, but it was basically like, I want to take this toy off the shelf, play with this one for a while, and then put it away, and then take this toy down tomorrow.

00:42:16.000 And I literally, it got to a point where I kind of lost interest in just regular, like, like, it was like, and I didn't know how, I started to lose because I'd be out all night, strip clubs, all, you know, just random, bizarre, like, rock star lifestyle sex escapades.

00:42:34.000 And you're like, this isn't real.

00:42:36.000 This isn't normal.

00:42:37.000 This isn't what it's about.

00:42:40.000 It's just, it's like a, almost like a sex attic.

00:42:43.000 And they're there for the drugs, too.

00:42:45.000 There's no sincerity to it.

00:42:46.000 I've seen girls, I've seen crazy things with girls and drugs.

00:42:52.000 The things that they would do.

00:42:54.000 Oh, my God.

00:42:56.000 I used to have these two first cousins that used to go down on each other.

00:43:00.000 First cousins would go down on each other.

00:43:03.000 Wow.

00:43:04.000 Congratulations.

00:43:05.000 Yeah.

00:43:07.000 Yeah.

00:43:08.000 I just realized the real usage of that.

00:43:11.000 You have to be jealous while you do it.

00:43:14.000 Yeah.

00:43:14.000 Congratulations.

00:43:18.000 All right.

00:43:19.000 Gav, you should have censored.tv Biden leaves office pool.

00:43:24.000 I'll take the day after Thanksgiving.

00:43:27.000 Ryan sucks.

00:43:28.000 Maddie rules.

00:43:29.000 Thank you, sir.

00:43:31.000 No, thank you, sir.

00:43:33.000 I'm worried about getting a bust.

00:43:34.000 I have the cops right up my ass right now.

00:43:37.000 If I jaywalk, the SWAT team appears.

00:43:41.000 So I don't know how we do that legally, but that is an interesting concept.

00:43:48.000 I'm going to say 2024.

00:43:52.000 I'm saying it officially here now, folks.

00:43:55.000 In 2024, Biden is going to be so brain dead that no one's going to vote for him.

00:44:03.000 Kamala Harris will say, I can take over.

00:44:05.000 We can have a different VP.

00:44:06.000 No one will want anything to do with that.

00:44:09.000 And then we'll have DeSantis and maybe Matt Goetz if he can beat this pedophile rumor.

00:44:13.000 Not Trump.

00:44:14.000 I don't see Trump running again.

00:44:16.000 And they will win.

00:44:16.000 I don't believe so.

00:44:17.000 And it'll be because a big part of the election in 2024 will be because Biden is just fucking, like, you think these past few weeks have been bad?

00:44:27.000 Oh, my God.

00:44:28.000 We're about to see a new level.

00:44:30.000 Next level.

00:44:31.000 We're about to see things like, I've had alligators and talk, I've had an alligator call me nigger before.

00:44:38.000 And you know what I did?

00:44:39.000 I said, come on, man.

00:44:40.000 That's not, come on, man.

00:44:43.000 Wait, not an alligator, a racist.

00:44:47.000 Racists say niggers.

00:44:48.000 Oh, no, I'm sorry.

00:44:49.000 A nigger called me an alligator.

00:44:51.000 That's what it was.

00:44:53.000 You know, I just.

00:44:55.000 You don't think other animals get horny?

00:44:58.000 People get horny all the time.

00:45:00.000 And that applies to lobsters, cockroaches, everyone.

00:45:03.000 We've got to stop focusing on me being horny because just because I am.

00:45:08.000 Procreation is in there.

00:45:09.000 Oh, look at that girl.

00:45:10.000 Look at that.

00:45:11.000 She's like 11.

00:45:12.000 She could be 11 million.

00:45:13.000 Fucking tit.

00:45:14.000 Wait, did I just stop fucking?

00:45:16.000 Sorry.

00:45:16.000 I think we're going to have more of those.

00:45:20.000 Oh.

00:45:20.000 $700 billion and a trillion three hundred million billion dollars.

00:45:28.000 We had that with Reagan, didn't we?

00:45:29.000 Towards the end, he would fall asleep at these important meetings and stuff.

00:45:34.000 He was a vegetable by the end.

00:45:35.000 We've been through this before.

00:45:37.000 But you think he's going to go to 2024?

00:45:39.000 Yes.

00:45:39.000 Full term, first, full first term.

00:45:42.000 Yep.

00:45:43.000 And it's going to get worse every day.

00:45:45.000 Oh.

00:45:46.000 A slow, pathetic, agonizing decline.

00:45:49.000 It's been six months and it's already.

00:45:52.000 Shocking.

00:45:53.000 It's already shocking.

00:45:55.000 Like the Don Lamond shit with talking about inflation and the guy says or 300 times or he sounds like a seal.

00:46:10.000 And then the left goes, oh, he just stutters.

00:46:12.000 Okay.

00:46:13.000 Read the transcripts and take out the repetition.

00:46:16.000 Because the transcripts, if you say or or or or or, they don't write or or or or or.

00:46:21.000 They write or.

00:46:22.000 So just read the transcripts.

00:46:24.000 And it's still fucking brutal.

00:46:26.000 He says printing more money will lead to less inflation.

00:46:30.000 No, it increases inflation.

00:46:33.000 Digging more and more into the ground makes a more shallow hole, according to Joe Biden.

00:46:41.000 So that's my guess.

00:46:43.000 What do you think?

00:46:44.000 When do you think he's gone?

00:46:46.000 I'd say two years.

00:46:48.000 And then Kamala Harris is president?

00:46:50.000 Mid-first term, he's out.

00:46:53.000 And Kamala's then president.

00:46:55.000 Yep.

00:46:55.000 And who's the vice president?

00:46:58.000 Would be Goldberg.

00:47:02.000 What is the succession?

00:47:03.000 The Oprah Goldberg ticket.

00:47:04.000 Isn't it the Speaker of the House?

00:47:06.000 Nancy Pelosi.

00:47:07.000 Is it Nancy Pelosi?

00:47:08.000 Yeah, it would be two females in the White House.

00:47:10.000 Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris.

00:47:14.000 Wouldn't that be funny if they were just awesome?

00:47:17.000 They were too busy worrying about stuff, so they just privatized everything just to get it off their plate.

00:47:23.000 And all of a sudden, we had this raging free market, libertarian paradise with strong borders.

00:47:30.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:47:33.000 Highly unlikely, but a fantasy, maybe.

00:47:38.000 I think he's out midterm, first term.

00:47:45.000 What is this now?

00:47:45.000 Let me just jump down.

00:47:48.000 I'm going to only do things I've highlighted.

00:47:53.000 Pit bull meme.

00:47:54.000 Sup fags, not a fan of pit bulls.

00:47:57.000 And this man shows, his name's Trash Can Paul, and he shows pit bull owners have their earplugs in, they have the crack pipe smoked, they have the child endangerment supported unconditionally, and then they have its pit mommy time.

00:48:10.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:48:11.000 Yeah, I got this here.

00:48:13.000 Now, you're pro pit bull, right, Maddie?

00:48:15.000 I actually have a tattoo of one.

00:48:18.000 It says pit bull on my arm.

00:48:21.000 But is that the rapper or the actual?

00:48:22.000 Oh, okay, gotcha.

00:48:24.000 The rapper.

00:48:24.000 I like Mr. Worldwide.

00:48:27.000 I'm Puerto Rican Irish.

00:48:29.000 He's Cube.

00:48:30.000 I don't like Pit Bulls.

00:48:32.000 I think it's not worth the risk.

00:48:37.000 Well, I've had two in my life growing up.

00:48:40.000 Are you getting sensitive now, like annoyed that I don't like him?

00:48:43.000 Oh, no, no.

00:48:44.000 He's lost one friendship to the people.

00:48:45.000 You hate all dogs.

00:48:46.000 What?

00:48:47.000 You hate all dogs.

00:48:48.000 Yeah.

00:48:49.000 Well, I don't have a lot of feelings for dogs, but pit bulls, I just think they disproportionately attack kids.

00:48:53.000 Why risk it?

00:48:56.000 And you brought home strays to your mom.

00:48:58.000 Yeah.

00:48:59.000 Where'd you get them from?

00:49:01.000 I bought them from friends.

00:49:04.000 I was young, young, 14, 15.

00:49:06.000 The problem with stray pit bulls is you wonder why they were available and you think because they fucking bit a kid.

00:49:15.000 And all that muscle, it's like having a shark tank.

00:49:18.000 Yeah.

00:49:18.000 Two powerful animals, but they call them land sharks, don't they?

00:49:21.000 Yeah, they got to be walked 900 hours a day.

00:49:24.000 They're all muscle.

00:49:26.000 That's kind of awesome, though.

00:49:28.000 No, it's stupid.

00:49:29.000 If I could own a shark and have it be my friend, I would absolutely do that.

00:49:33.000 Yeah, well, we don't know if these pit bulls are their friends.

00:49:36.000 You see this thing about Cassandra Fairbanks?

00:49:38.000 The government took away this lady's chimps.

00:49:40.000 She had a chimp enclosure.

00:49:41.000 It was really nice.

00:49:42.000 It was like bigger than two people.

00:49:44.000 No, PETA did.

00:49:45.000 PETA did, yeah.

00:49:46.000 PETA took away the chimp enclosure.

00:49:47.000 But the government works with PETA now.

00:49:50.000 They facilitate that whole thing.

00:49:51.000 She's like...

00:49:53.000 So what they do is they take your animals because you're abusing them, according to them.

00:49:59.000 And then they don't know what to do with the animals because they have too many.

00:50:01.000 So they just kill them.

00:50:02.000 Oh, geez.

00:50:03.000 Like, there was a guy, I learned about this from Cassandra, who he went away for a week, and his house has a doggy door.

00:50:12.000 And he has a huge backyard that's fenced in.

00:50:14.000 Massive, like bigger than this studio.

00:50:17.000 Twice the size of the studio.

00:50:19.000 So he has the neighbor come by and feed it twice a day.

00:50:22.000 And he's like, I'm just going to leave it here.

00:50:25.000 So they treat it as an abandoned dog.

00:50:27.000 They take it to their compound.

00:50:28.000 The compound goes, we have too many dogs here.

00:50:30.000 And they kill his fucking dog.

00:50:32.000 Legally.

00:50:33.000 Euthanized.

00:50:35.000 Yeah.

00:50:40.000 So yeah, that's, and it's really a good example of what socialism does, right?

00:50:44.000 I mean, they say, I'll handle this.

00:50:47.000 I'm better at distributing justice and food and health and safety.

00:50:52.000 So I'll handle your problems.

00:50:54.000 And then they end up going, I can't handle this and killing the thing.

00:50:58.000 That's Stalin in a nutshell.

00:51:00.000 Dear Gavin and Ryegai, Sunisa Lee, she's almost like Simone Biles.

00:51:07.000 And this is about the black gymnast who said, this is too hard and quit the Olympics at a pretty crucial time.

00:51:14.000 And now this Asian steps up to the plate and does well.

00:51:17.000 And instead of saying she's awesome, everything goes through the lens of Simone Beals.

00:51:24.000 Aspiring to finish second to Simone Beals in the all-round because that was the best thing we could do exceeded those expectations.

00:51:30.000 Like this guy sent in a bunch of headlines and Simone is in all of them.

00:51:36.000 As Simone Beals watches on, or they're praising Simone Beals for praising this Asian gymnast, American gymnast, Sunu Sali.

00:51:49.000 Isn't that, and this goes back to what I was saying on yesterday's show, black women are spoiled brats.

00:51:55.000 And the world, or America, bows at their feet.

00:52:00.000 Plus, she was also one of the ones that was molested by the Olympic doctor.

00:52:05.000 Oh, really?

00:52:06.000 Yeah.

00:52:06.000 I also heard some other scoops on Rogan that she was prescribed Ritalin, and she got all those golds while on Ritalin from the other Olympics four years ago.

00:52:17.000 And it's illegal in Japan, so she couldn't take her Ritalin.

00:52:21.000 So, you know, there's two things going on there.

00:52:23.000 Is it performance enhancing?

00:52:24.000 And then also...

00:52:25.000 Oh, it's performance enhancing.

00:52:26.000 It fucking is, isn't it?

00:52:28.000 Vitamin R. It's the same as Adderall, right?

00:52:30.000 It's methamphetamines.

00:52:32.000 It's very similar.

00:52:34.000 Yep.

00:52:34.000 Yeah.

00:52:35.000 It'll get you uber-duber-focused.

00:52:38.000 And, you know.

00:52:38.000 The kids, they call it vitamin R. Vitamin R?

00:52:42.000 What's the R for?

00:52:43.000 Riddling.

00:52:43.000 Oh.

00:52:44.000 No, we know people at our bar who snort it like Coke and party all night long.

00:52:50.000 Ridalin, patches, Adderall.

00:52:55.000 Well, that's juicy gossip, Ryan.

00:52:57.000 Yes.

00:52:58.000 But there's two things going on there, too.

00:53:00.000 Like, psychologically, if you're on any sort of pill for a while, then you stop taking it, you are going to be kind of fucked up.

00:53:05.000 And she got all raped and shit, and who cares?

00:53:09.000 We shouldn't be as angry at her, I guess, as we should be.

00:53:11.000 Oh, I'm happy to be totally angry with her.

00:53:13.000 It is pathetic that everybody's...

00:53:17.000 Here's why I'm angry.

00:53:18.000 Happy that this is happening.

00:53:19.000 If this was a MAGA kid, a Covington Catholic school kid who was proud, pro-Trump, American flag wearing, and he said, I just can't handle it, man.

00:53:31.000 This is like too much.

00:53:32.000 My head's getting all fucked up.

00:53:34.000 I got to stop.

00:53:35.000 The fucking media would drag him behind a media bus and rip his skin off.

00:53:42.000 But because it's a black woman, we can't fuck with our spoiled brats.

00:53:46.000 Yeah, she's being celebrated.

00:53:47.000 That's the gross thing.

00:53:48.000 She's being celebrated for having a bad thing.

00:53:49.000 Yeah, Barstool Sports had a whole thing where it's like, you go, girl.

00:53:54.000 This is your mental health.

00:53:55.000 The greasiest wheel gets the squeak.

00:53:59.000 Quote me on that.

00:54:01.000 That sounds like an Anthony Cumiya joke you're stealing.

00:54:04.000 No.

00:54:07.000 Okay.

00:54:07.000 I promise.

00:54:08.000 I promise.

00:54:10.000 You know, porn for kids.

00:54:12.000 So this bitch, Flora Gill, says today, someone needs to create porn for children.

00:54:18.000 Great, great plan.

00:54:20.000 Hear me out.

00:54:21.000 Young teens are already watching porn, but they're finding hardcore aggressive videos that give a terrible view of sex.

00:54:28.000 They need entry-level porn, a softcore site where everyone asks for consent and no one gets, you know, choked, etc.

00:54:36.000 And then after the shit hit the fan, she backtracked and said, no, no, no, I meant like, when I said children, I meant like 14, 15, 16.

00:54:45.000 Children.

00:54:46.000 Yeah, children.

00:54:49.000 Hi, welcome to the child porn site.

00:54:52.000 Wait, hold on, hold on.

00:54:53.000 No, this is porn for children, not child porn.

00:54:57.000 How about kids don't watch porn?

00:54:59.000 How about that?

00:55:00.000 Yeah.

00:55:05.000 What a dumb, fucking ugly bitch.

00:55:11.000 Afternoon, gentlemen.

00:55:12.000 Gavin, every episode, get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting.

00:55:15.000 Also, Gavin.

00:55:17.000 Well, if one of the law schools you get into wants to force you into take an experimental vaccine that has killed tens of thousands of Americans and doesn't stop you from getting a virus with a 99% survival rate, then you should get it.

00:55:30.000 And then he's quoting me and he's saying, in other words, when it comes to COVID vaccines, stay enrolled, stay out of trouble, be a coward, and surrender immediately.

00:55:39.000 So this person's not happy with me.

00:55:41.000 That was last Thursday.

00:55:43.000 Yes.

00:55:44.000 The letter.

00:55:47.000 Yeah, I don't see the vaccine as potentially fatal.

00:55:51.000 I don't want it.

00:55:53.000 But if it's going to affect the rest of your life, I mean, I don't know.

00:55:57.000 It's a pretty tricky question.

00:56:00.000 He's talking about a letter we had last week where a girl was in law school and she needed to get the vaccine to continue there.

00:56:06.000 I mean, my wife and kids needed it to visit their in-laws, my in-laws, their parents and grandparents.

00:56:14.000 I don't know.

00:56:16.000 My thing with the vaccine is I don't think people should have to take it.

00:56:20.000 I guess I just contradicted myself because this woman has to take it for law school.

00:56:28.000 Tough.

00:56:29.000 Yeah, maybe I was wrong.

00:56:31.000 Maybe she should just not go to that school.

00:56:34.000 Maybe she doesn't want to die on that hill.

00:56:36.000 I don't know.

00:56:37.000 Eventually, I mean, she has the choice, the freedom of choice of not taking it and then finding another law school.

00:56:42.000 It's a tricky thing with the show because when I say get fired, get in trouble, like I don't want some asshole with three kids who're relying on his income to start going, I love Trump, fuck all of you, as a Walmart greeter, you know?

00:56:56.000 When I say get fired, I mean don't destroy your own persona and eat yourself up being someone you're not just to hold on to your job if, you know, your kids aren't going to die of starvation.

00:57:11.000 Obviously, you don't want to destroy your family, but you have to be yourself.

00:57:17.000 And in this case, yeah, maybe I was wrong.

00:57:20.000 Maybe you should just find another law school.

00:57:22.000 Have you thought about this?

00:57:24.000 If we're going conspiracy, a binary thing where the government's trying to kill us.

00:57:28.000 Which is possible.

00:57:30.000 Yeah.

00:57:31.000 I don't think it's possible.

00:57:32.000 What if the vaccine really, what if there really is a bioweapon that's put out there to kill everybody, coronavirus?

00:57:40.000 It's super spreadable.

00:57:41.000 It doesn't fuck you up enough to not be able to spread it around like it is.

00:57:44.000 Like everything's, you know, it's COVID.

00:57:46.000 But then the second wave, what if the Delta does really kill people?

00:57:50.000 And all the people that don't trust the government don't take the vaccine, but the vaccine is the only thing to save them.

00:57:56.000 So we know not to trust the government, but are they just trying to kill off everybody who doesn't want to be forced vaccines and shit?

00:58:04.000 Like anybody with critical thinking is like, I'd rather not take this vaccine and stuff like that.

00:58:08.000 You don't get the vaccine, you die.

00:58:09.000 What if?

00:58:10.000 What if that's the way that this is going to happen?

00:58:13.000 I think we tend to give these people too much credit.

00:58:16.000 Right.

00:58:16.000 I mean, to plan to kill us all?

00:58:18.000 Like, I was talking to Pat Dixon last night, and he's convinced that they killed a bunch of people with COVID, and now they're going to kill more with the vaccine.

00:58:27.000 And they're trying to eradicate the population.

00:58:31.000 It's not too far-fetched the way they're treating the January 6th meanderers.

00:58:37.000 Yeah.

00:58:37.000 Like today you saw that they got, you know, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Matt Gates, they got locked out of prison.

00:58:42.000 They couldn't even go and oversee a prison that they helped fund.

00:58:44.000 And that's a normal thing that they do.

00:58:47.000 They go visit prisons to see their conditions.

00:58:49.000 They wanted to ask, what are they eating?

00:58:51.000 How often are they eating?

00:58:52.000 Are they getting exercise?

00:58:53.000 Do they have religious rights?

00:58:54.000 And they got locked out.

00:58:55.000 And Biden is pushing this thing to have all government employees mandatory vaccinated.

00:59:00.000 Not politicians.

00:59:02.000 Not Pelosi, but DMV workers.

00:59:06.000 Anyway, that's boring.

00:59:09.000 We'll talk about that tomorrow when we can be more in-depth.

00:59:12.000 Thursday shows are more fun and light.

00:59:16.000 Grown man in diaper getting breastfed on train.

00:59:20.000 Now, I watched this carefully.

00:59:22.000 Something fishy is going on with her tits.

00:59:25.000 I think this might be an art prank.

00:59:36.000 I left the water at home.

00:59:43.000 So she's an art school girl, and he's a black guy who wants to fuck her.

00:59:48.000 He's not even sucking her tits.

00:59:53.000 Look, that's not how you suck tits.

01:00:00.000 He never took his pacifier out.

01:00:10.000 Yeah, this is fake.

01:00:10.000 Yeah, this is a new adult swim show.

01:00:12.000 There's a hidden camera somewhere.

01:00:16.000 Box of shorts under his diapers.

01:00:19.000 Can you pause this?

01:00:22.000 Not yet, but I'll tell you when.

01:00:27.000 Stop!

01:00:29.000 Those look like plastic joke chopped.

01:00:32.000 Wait, wait, wait, yeah, look at her neck.

01:00:34.000 Look at her neck.

01:00:35.000 And then also, look at the, like, go back a bit.

01:00:42.000 Look at...

01:00:42.000 There's another line at the bottom.

01:00:52.000 We're tit to tit.

01:00:52.000 Stop.

01:00:54.000 So there's the neckline, which is weird.

01:00:56.000 Yeah.

01:00:57.000 Then there's the line with the fake tits, which is below that by her collarbone.

01:01:02.000 So I think they were trying to blend the makeup because they're too lazy to get black fake tits.

01:01:06.000 So they got white fake tits, but she's black.

01:01:09.000 And then if you look right below the tits, there's another line.

01:01:14.000 Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying.

01:01:15.000 So there's three tones.

01:01:17.000 There's the white woman fake tits.

01:01:19.000 Wait, look at her hand.

01:01:20.000 That looks like fake tits.

01:01:22.000 Look at her lower legs.

01:01:25.000 Yeah, they're white too, though.

01:01:26.000 What the fuck is this?

01:01:27.000 What is she?

01:01:29.000 What erases is this woman?

01:01:31.000 And she also, if you look at her tits when she's yelling, she's got big, heaving mamasita tits.

01:01:38.000 Those little plastic tits are tiny little white tits.

01:01:40.000 They're not even moving.

01:01:41.000 Like when she went to sit down.

01:01:43.000 Yeah.

01:01:43.000 Yeah, those are facade tits.

01:01:45.000 Those are veneer tits.

01:01:46.000 Prosthetics.

01:01:47.000 So this has gone insanely viral.

01:01:49.000 It was sent to us about 100 times.

01:01:51.000 But if you look at this, that's a New York train.

01:01:55.000 It's on an L somewhere.

01:01:58.000 An elevated subway.

01:02:00.000 And definitely New York City.

01:02:01.000 She took her wig off.

01:02:04.000 And nobody in the train's wearing a mask, so it's old.

01:02:06.000 Wait, those look like big or titty.

01:02:10.000 Well, it went viral today.

01:02:12.000 Well, I'm saying nobody in that is wearing a mask.

01:02:17.000 And you can't ride transit or public transportation without masks.

01:02:21.000 You can get away with it, but yeah, for the most part, nobody...

01:02:24.000 I'm the only one not wearing a mask when I take the train.

01:02:26.000 Yeah, me too.

01:02:27.000 Right, but.

01:02:29.000 Yeah, it could be for a show, dude.

01:02:30.000 Like, Impractical Joker season eight.

01:02:33.000 Oh, boy.

01:02:34.000 Impractical Jokers.

01:02:35.000 Untrue season.

01:02:36.000 I love she ripped her wig off.

01:02:38.000 Yeah, this has got to be for a show or some shit.

01:02:40.000 Yeah, that's bullshit.

01:02:40.000 All right, Kevin, I'm trying to better understand your view on the powers that be in this world.

01:02:45.000 I've heard you talk about the globalist politicians, but do you really believe that Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are masterminds behind the decline of the West?

01:02:53.000 Who specifically is propagating the globalism, and what are their motives?

01:02:57.000 Is it a spiritual thing?

01:02:58.000 Also, when is the dollar going to go to shit and be worthless?

01:03:03.000 Yeah, that's a complex question.

01:03:08.000 I think George Soros is a well-thought-out globalist who has been sponsoring DAs and has a grand master plan.

01:03:15.000 I think Nancy Pelosi is a fucking retard who just goes with whatever her whoever's writing the check, she goes with them.

01:03:24.000 AOC, Chuck Schumer, all retards who just follow the money.

01:03:30.000 But I do think there are people out there with big, strong, grandmaster plans like Soros.

01:03:37.000 Bill Gates.

01:03:38.000 Bill Gates.

01:03:40.000 And the politicians are, there's levels, right?

01:03:43.000 Like, Antifa are just the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

01:03:47.000 They don't really know what the fuck's going on.

01:03:48.000 They're retards.

01:03:49.000 And then they're getting funded by, you know, DNC.

01:03:53.000 And then Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are also the same retards for Soros.

01:04:00.000 Pelosi and Chuck Schumer are Antifa.

01:04:02.000 And they say as much.

01:04:04.000 You know, Maxine Waters says, harass them on the streets.

01:04:07.000 Tim Kaine says, fight in the streets.

01:04:10.000 Eric Holder says, when they go low, we kick them.

01:04:12.000 They're all the same.

01:04:13.000 Garbage.

01:04:15.000 But there are definitely intelligent people up there with big money.

01:04:19.000 The high cabal.

01:04:22.000 Who want to destroy the West.

01:04:24.000 And is it spiritual?

01:04:25.000 Yeah.

01:04:25.000 I mean, Soros is an atheist.

01:04:27.000 He hates God.

01:04:30.000 His father was a rampant atheist.

01:04:32.000 So I think there is some anti-Christianity in there.

01:04:39.000 Most racist video ever and titles.

01:04:41.000 Can you believe this?

01:04:42.000 Assuming only blacks commit bad crimes.

01:04:47.000 And then he sends us a video of white crimes from Dickie, the Jewish guy with a small penis.

01:04:57.000 This is weird.

01:05:03.000 Yeah, people acting like I ain't a fucking criminal, like I ain't never doing dirt though.

01:05:10.000 Probably cause the way I'm doing shit is clinical.

01:05:13.000 That guy looks like Collin Capricorn.

01:05:16.000 I see that looking at me.

01:05:22.000 We've been doing shit despicable.

01:05:25.000 But we just keep it on the low, for example.

01:05:28.000 Walking to the movie with my pants full.

01:05:30.000 Twix, bag of trips plus a snapple.

01:05:32.000 Stealing all the shampoos from the hotels.

01:05:34.000 Pretty bathrooms.

01:05:35.000 Cheating.

01:05:36.000 I've been peeking in the clay.

01:05:37.000 You know what's funny about this?

01:05:39.000 Jew bag?

01:05:40.000 He's trying to mock whites and saying, he's mocking himself.

01:05:45.000 And he's saying, yeah, I'm a badass too.

01:05:47.000 I stole shampoo and I snuck Twizzlers into the movie theater.

01:05:51.000 So he's trying to be self-deprecating.

01:05:53.000 But what's really going on here is he's saying whites don't really commit crimes like blacks do.

01:05:58.000 Yeah.

01:05:59.000 We're actually pretty cool.

01:06:00.000 I thought if you pay for the hotel room, you get the complimentary shampoo.

01:06:05.000 Yeah, they're not going to reuse it.

01:06:07.000 Like you're bored of the people.

01:06:09.000 They're not going to take the one that you took a little dip out of and then poured into a new one.

01:06:15.000 So those are yours.

01:06:16.000 You can have the shampoo.

01:06:17.000 Self-hate.

01:06:18.000 So he's going for self-hate, but what he's really saying is whites are not criminals and blacks are criminals.

01:06:24.000 And we don't do crime like blacks do crime.

01:06:27.000 So he accidentally tripped into racism while he was trying to be self-deprecating.

01:06:32.000 Ha ha.

01:06:33.000 Fucking moron.

01:06:35.000 And then speaking of Jews, we go, here's some good boobies on YouTube.

01:06:42.000 Now this one you have to...

01:06:44.000 Oh, you're already all signed in.

01:06:46.000 Not safe for work.

01:06:48.000 Oh.

01:06:49.000 So this is Wheeler Walker.

01:06:51.000 I hope everyone knows who Wheeler Walker is, right?

01:06:54.000 He got away with this?

01:06:57.000 What the fuck?

01:06:58.000 Wait, how?

01:06:59.000 It's art.

01:07:00.000 Wow.

01:07:01.000 But then anything is our porn would be considered art with any of these freaks.

01:07:04.000 He's also a successful Jew.

01:07:07.000 Very anti-Semitic episode tonight.

01:07:10.000 Ben.

01:07:11.000 What is his name again?

01:07:12.000 Yeah, he's a popular comedian who's trying to sasha Baron Cohen this character and make people believe that he's an actual country music singer.

01:07:22.000 He had a show on Comedy Central that was called The Ben Show or something.

01:07:26.000 That's great.

01:07:26.000 I love that show.

01:07:27.000 Yeah.

01:07:27.000 Is that what it was called?

01:07:28.000 The Ben Show, yep.

01:07:29.000 And it was pretty good.

01:07:31.000 And then he did a character on The Ben Show that was this guy.

01:07:36.000 And he enjoyed it.

01:07:38.000 So he started writing country songs.

01:07:48.000 And a lot of people fell for it.

01:07:49.000 And he keeps pushing it.

01:07:51.000 In fact, I had him on my show.

01:07:53.000 Yeah.

01:07:53.000 On the Gavin McInnes show.

01:07:55.000 And he was totally committing to the bit and getting mad if anyone questioned it.

01:07:59.000 But, you know, the internet exists, dude.

01:08:02.000 You're a fucking phony.

01:08:03.000 And it's like Henry Winkler doing the Fawns.

01:08:09.000 Anthony Dice Clay, what's his name?

01:08:13.000 Boner with Sean Anna.

01:08:15.000 Bowser.

01:08:16.000 Bowser.

01:08:17.000 And now we have...

01:08:18.000 There's so many Jewish guys that act like tough Italians or tough Southerners.

01:08:24.000 It's a weird obsession.

01:08:27.000 It's like they're mocking testosterone.

01:08:31.000 Anyway.

01:08:33.000 I guess I'm a...

01:08:36.000 Dear pre-transitioners, Elliot was Elliot before he became Ellen.

01:08:40.000 Oh, this is an interesting theory.

01:08:43.000 Ready for this one?

01:08:45.000 Look closely at Ellen.

01:08:47.000 He's talking about Ellen Page.

01:08:49.000 Huge head, square jaw, wide shoulders, weird facial angles betraying a shit ton of facial feminization surgery, and that slightly bassy, not quite feminine voice rinsed out by years of female hormones.

01:09:02.000 Now look at Elliot.

01:09:03.000 Never mind that he's mental.

01:09:05.000 He's a man.

01:09:06.000 Lengthy, lithe, and knobby-kneed.

01:09:09.000 Long, humorous, not the funny spelling, bones like a man.

01:09:14.000 And his pecs are naturally male.

01:09:16.000 That famous post-surgery pic, that's a man's body.

01:09:20.000 What woman looks like that?

01:09:21.000 Don't let those made-up tit scars fool you.

01:09:25.000 He really means it when he says tears of joy.

01:09:27.000 Notice the genuine white-ass smile as he's bawling about making it back to being a man he was born as.

01:09:33.000 Hollywood must be a shit show.

01:09:36.000 And this is Joe from Queens.

01:09:38.000 Now, you know what's funny about that letter?

01:09:43.000 We got another letter from someone who I'm going to get on the show, I think, tomorrow.

01:09:51.000 So tomorrow's show could have this letter writer.

01:09:54.000 It's from a tranny.

01:09:56.000 So it's, I guess, a lesbian who became a dude.

01:09:59.000 And he goes, hey guys, mentally ill tranny here.

01:10:02.000 I don't know if you've talked about Ellen Page in her transition and becoming Elliot Page, but she did an interview with Oprah, and then he includes the link.

01:10:08.000 This subject header is Tranny Elliott Page on the Oprah Conversation.

01:10:13.000 As a trans man, I noticed some odd things about Ellen, and I'm just not fully convinced that she's actually trans.

01:10:19.000 More accurately, I think she's a prop being used by Hollywood to push for support in drugging up kids with HRT, hormone replacement therapy, in order to confuse future generations and create unstable people who can easily be manipulated by the powers that be.

01:10:38.000 Since she first came out in December, she's been an activist for trans kids' rights.

01:10:43.000 She's even wearing a sweatshirt that says protect trans kids on Instagram.

01:10:48.000 There's a link for that.

01:10:49.000 Also, Ellen is definitely not on testosterone.

01:10:53.000 So this is the opposite of the previous letter.

01:10:59.000 She just looks like a wrinkly dyke with a shitty haircut and zero tits.

01:11:04.000 She doesn't sound different at all and still has the malnourished physique of a mental patient.

01:11:09.000 You might look at her abs and think she's a fit dude, but she's either sucking in her gut or went under the knife for ab implants.

01:11:17.000 Top surgeons commonly upsell ab and peck implants to their trans patients, as did my surgeon, but I'm not retarded, so I declined.

01:11:27.000 Anyway, oh, so that she's saying is fake.

01:11:30.000 It does look pretty fucking weird.

01:11:32.000 I think I'm more inclined to believe this subscriber than the previous one.

01:11:39.000 I think this makes more sense to me because she was on Vice's Gay Cation.

01:11:44.000 She toured the world as an activist for gay rights.

01:11:48.000 And then people started getting bored of lesbians.

01:11:51.000 And she said, okay, I have to be trans.

01:11:54.000 And she had her tits cut off and didn't take testosterone.

01:11:59.000 She just wants to stay in the spotlight.

01:12:00.000 I like this person's theory more than the other guys.

01:12:05.000 Familiar 20s.

01:12:06.000 Anyway, if she's not on tea, then she's a fake tranny.

01:12:09.000 The first thing trans guys do is get on testosterone.

01:12:13.000 Beside it being cheaper than getting your top or bottom surgery.

01:12:16.000 Yeah, if you take testosterone as a chick, I bet your tits just normally vanish.

01:12:25.000 It is the most relieving part of transitioning.

01:12:29.000 Your period stops, your voice drops, facial hair grows, fat redistribution occurs, you gain more muscle working out.

01:12:36.000 I'm suspicious of people who say they're trans but don't take hormones.

01:12:40.000 It smells like they're either really fucked in the head, more than me, it says, or they're disingenuous about who they are.

01:12:48.000 It'd be funny a year from now, she starts rocking a beard and blows the whole fake tranny theory out of the water.

01:12:54.000 Anyway, thanks for reading.

01:12:55.000 We had another subscriber who said, wouldn't it be funny if she became a tit man?

01:13:03.000 Fucking tits.

01:13:04.000 Have you ever seen the...

01:13:06.000 She's pretty famous.

01:13:10.000 She's in a lot of porn and porno magazines.

01:13:15.000 It's a girl that chopped her tits off.

01:13:18.000 She's bald.

01:13:19.000 She feels like a bald angel.

01:13:24.000 Keith the cop would always show me that.

01:13:26.000 No, that was the thing at Compound Media.

01:13:28.000 Anthony Coomi would always say, all right, you have to fuck Buck Angel or who's the tranny that was their friend?

01:13:34.000 Bailey.

01:13:35.000 Bailey J. What's your answer?

01:13:43.000 I think I would rather fuck Buck Angel with the mustache and the bald because now I go to my grave and that's just a very, very ugly and deformed woman I fucked in the pussy.

01:13:57.000 But if you fuck Bailey J, you fucked a dude.

01:14:02.000 Yeah.

01:14:03.000 I'd have to go with the biological female.

01:14:05.000 Yeah.

01:14:06.000 I've had a lot of these pictures are shown.

01:14:08.000 Ugliest woman in the world or the prettiest man in the world.

01:14:10.000 You're going to go with the woman.

01:14:13.000 I want to be a woman.

01:14:17.000 It's like eat the shittiest food in the world or drink poison.

01:14:21.000 All right.

01:14:21.000 Should we start taking some calls?

01:14:23.000 Yes.

01:14:23.000 I found this, by the way.

01:14:24.000 I think you confronted him.

01:14:27.000 Playing a character is the name of this.

01:14:29.000 Did we see?

01:14:30.000 No.

01:14:31.000 Okay.

01:14:34.000 Yeah, no.

01:14:34.000 Oh, okay.

01:14:35.000 I do want to see it.

01:14:36.000 I just don't remember it.

01:14:38.000 There was a publication in Houston, a woman who on her Twitter described herself as feminist before writer.

01:14:46.000 And she just saw the song titles and said, you know, I'm going to go after this guy.

01:14:50.000 She went after me every week in her paper.

01:14:54.000 Which probably just helped.

01:14:55.000 No, what I was going to say was, I'm an independent artist, but I have a distribution company.

01:15:01.000 And the company calls up and goes, what are you doing in Houston?

01:15:04.000 I go, what do you mean?

01:15:04.000 He goes, they go, it's your biggest market by far.

01:15:08.000 What are you doing?

01:15:09.000 I go, nothing.

01:15:11.000 I'm just sitting here.

01:15:12.000 And they write articles about me every fucking two days.

01:15:15.000 That woman must have sold me fucking 10,000 records.

01:15:18.000 Oh, that's wonderful.

01:15:19.000 Because people read it and they go.

01:15:21.000 I think you're just waiting to ask him too.

01:15:22.000 I can see it behind your eyes.

01:15:23.000 You're like, okay.

01:15:25.000 Then I got so pissed, I said, let's do an interview.

01:15:27.000 I can explain who I am.

01:15:29.000 And then while I was on hold for the interview, I go, I don't want to fucking talk to her.

01:15:32.000 I know she's gotten a gym now, so I hung up.

01:15:35.000 So I hung up, and then badass Wheeler Walker Jr. pussies out on interview.

01:15:44.000 I got another article for not talk, you know, held my ground.

01:15:47.000 Yes.

01:15:48.000 And that guy knows what.

01:15:50.000 And she got so.

01:15:51.000 I feel like you're waiting to ask him.

01:15:54.000 Don't get your hopes up.

01:15:56.000 A character.

01:15:58.000 The whole publication was sending me nasty tweets.

01:16:01.000 Now, what do you say when people say that you're like a character, like Larry the Cable guy?

01:16:10.000 And you're not you, you're a comedian that's playing a guy.

01:16:15.000 There's nothing you can say that pisses me off more.

01:16:17.000 Yeah.

01:16:17.000 I mean, it's like, I go, what's, I usually answer, I go, is his real name Garth?

01:16:22.000 Is that his born name?

01:16:26.000 I go, you know, was it Alton John when he doesn't walk around in that duck suit, you know?

01:16:31.000 Right.

01:16:31.000 Like, it's rock and roll.

01:16:33.000 It's showbiz, you know?

01:16:34.000 Yeah.

01:16:35.000 Like, like, a cowboy hat is no longer like a thingy to wear that has any purpose.

01:16:44.000 Right.

01:16:44.000 It's not keeping the sun off when you're rounding up cattle.

01:16:47.000 Especially when you're on stage in an arena.

01:16:49.000 Like, these guys don't need to be wearing cowboy hats.

01:16:51.000 Like, it's all an act.

01:16:53.000 It's showbiz.

01:16:54.000 Yeah.

01:16:54.000 Yeah, whatever.

01:16:55.000 I don't know why that bothered me.

01:16:58.000 I guess I'm mad I wasn't meaner.

01:17:01.000 All right, let's take some fucking Kizal's.

01:17:05.000 Kizz, Zizz, is all, Zols, Zizzals.

01:17:12.000 Let's play the thanks for calling.

01:17:13.000 Yeah, let's have a little bumpy.

01:17:16.000 You are on the air.

01:17:19.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:17:23.000 Understand why.

01:17:24.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:17:26.000 You have one thing.

01:17:27.000 Thank you for calling.

01:17:28.000 It's great hearing from you.

01:17:30.000 Bye-bye.

01:17:31.000 All right, next call.

01:17:37.000 So right now, we are setting up the calls.

01:17:42.000 The number to call in is coming up right now on the screen.

01:17:48.000 See that?

01:17:49.000 That's what you're going to need to call if you'd like to talk to us, boys.

01:17:53.000 Got Maddie in the house.

01:17:55.000 We got Gabo at the hell.

01:17:56.000 We got me at the whatever's in the back.

01:18:00.000 So, so far, so great.

01:18:02.000 We are getting ready to do this.

01:18:04.000 Maddie, are you excited about this?

01:18:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:06.000 Always excited.

01:18:07.000 I am love to talk to the audience.

01:18:10.000 They're great.

01:18:12.000 And let's see here.

01:18:14.000 Just going to punch in a little code.

01:18:17.000 You know, Maddie, this is a game of codes.

01:18:19.000 They're always asking me, what's the password?

01:18:21.000 What's the code?

01:18:23.000 What's the code like?

01:18:24.000 I'm a button guy.

01:18:26.000 I'm not a titzer and ass man.

01:18:28.000 I'm a butt guy.

01:18:29.000 Button.

01:18:29.000 Button ass man.

01:18:30.000 Yeah, me too.

01:18:31.000 I like flat tummy, nice ass, nice to eyes.

01:18:35.000 Is that so much to ask?

01:18:37.000 No.

01:18:38.000 I don't like the super skinny.

01:18:41.000 You don't like Elliot Page framed, broad?

01:18:44.000 No.

01:18:46.000 She bent over and looked like two elbows.

01:18:48.000 If you had to pick between a super skinny...

01:18:52.000 Like, there's this chick, what is it?

01:18:54.000 Gavin Elvira or something like that?

01:18:55.000 Anthony loves her.

01:18:56.000 She's like the skinniest girl on the internet, and she's like anorexic, basically.

01:19:00.000 Yuck.

01:19:01.000 He doesn't like her.

01:19:02.000 He just likes being like, whoa, what a weirdo.

01:19:04.000 But her mother, because she knows it's like a freak show, she probably promotes her bulimia.

01:19:11.000 She like enables her to be bulimic.

01:19:13.000 Anyway, so that girl or a bodybuilder?

01:19:16.000 Oh, you mean like, so Auschwitz, skinny?

01:19:19.000 Yeah.

01:19:20.000 Or a bodybuilder.

01:19:21.000 Oof.

01:19:22.000 That's tough.

01:19:23.000 I'm going to go with bodybuilder.

01:19:24.000 Yeah.

01:19:25.000 Because it's more healthy at least, right?

01:19:26.000 It's like...

01:19:27.000 Yeah.

01:19:28.000 She makes often up throughout the years.

01:19:32.000 Oh, dude, there's a...

01:19:33.000 Oof.

01:19:34.000 I mean, the bodybuilder could probably beat you off really fast.

01:19:37.000 Oh.

01:19:38.000 Oof.

01:19:40.000 We got calls on the line here, and everybody all set up.

01:19:45.000 Angelo.

01:19:50.000 What's up, Ange?

01:19:52.000 Hey.

01:19:52.000 Hey, I'm sorry.

01:19:56.000 Did you have the topic up that I wanted to talk about already?

01:19:59.000 No, let's hear it.

01:20:01.000 Yeah, okay.

01:20:02.000 So it was about the NSO group malware, the hacker tools that people were buying, or governments were buying.

01:20:12.000 Hijackers hijack social media accounts for the NFL and 15 teams.

01:20:17.000 Yeah, so I actually write some tools kind of similar to that for the good guys.

01:20:26.000 And we had an odd WebEx with the New York State Prosecutor's Office one day, and they asked for similar tools to the NSO group malware.

01:20:37.000 This was a couple years ago, to replace the WhatsApp exploit that they were using, which I thought was really weird.

01:20:45.000 So we kind of go a little more in depth, and they said, well, what we're really trying to do here is we're trying to construct an alternative story for how we got access to some of these systems.

01:20:58.000 And I said, so you mean like parallel construction?

01:21:00.000 And they said, exactly.

01:21:02.000 And I go, well, I can attest to the software and we can write utilities, but that's not really in our wheelhouse.

01:21:11.000 So I thought that was pretty shocking that they would come right out and ask for it.

01:21:16.000 Okay, am I stupid?

01:21:18.000 I'm having trouble following any of this.

01:21:20.000 So someone hacked the NFL accounts, and you're saying that you work in tech, and the NYPD asked you to do something similar to hack into accounts.

01:21:29.000 No, no.

01:21:30.000 No, it was the NSO group, the Israeli hacking firm.

01:21:34.000 Oh, the ones that were spying on those journalists.

01:21:39.000 Yeah, yeah, no, they're used all over.

01:21:41.000 Those tools are bought by government, and apparently New York State, the New York State Prosecutor's Office has purchased exploits from these guys.

01:21:51.000 So you can just buy software that hacks into Twitter accounts?

01:21:56.000 Absolutely.

01:21:57.000 Absolutely.

01:21:58.000 Can you find out who owns the Twitter account?

01:22:02.000 Well, I mean, that would be something where that's kind of more on the back end where who owns the Twitter account.

01:22:10.000 There's ways to correlate that.

01:22:11.000 And there's a lot of companies that do that kind of analysis.

01:22:15.000 But these are specific tools used by government agencies to gain access to things that they otherwise couldn't gain access to, like via WhatsApp, where they send you a link, they'd send you something, and it would pop your phone, pop your, you know, your secure method of communication,

01:22:32.000 and then they would own your box.

01:22:33.000 Now, the way that it usually goes is they're using this to launch other tools, and it's usually against another nation or something like that.

01:22:42.000 But in this case, it was the New York State Prosecutor's Office that asked for it.

01:22:45.000 And they asked for it to pursue child, like busting up child pornography rings and things of that nature.

01:22:54.000 But it's still the New York State Prosecutor's Office using hacking tools against, you know, who are they going to use them against?

01:23:01.000 They don't have jurisdiction to use them against another country.

01:23:04.000 So they're using them against people within the state that they're investigating and then asking for a plausible story to go around it.

01:23:13.000 That sounds like Jan 6.

01:23:15.000 So they're using it to investigate the Jan 6 guys.

01:23:20.000 I don't...

01:23:21.000 I mean, that's certainly a plausible chain of logic.

01:23:25.000 If they're going to try to, if New York State's going to use it for parallel construction, it's conceivable that the feds would.

01:23:32.000 I'm more interested.

01:23:34.000 That sounds believable and likely.

01:23:38.000 But I'm also interested in this concept that if you have money, you can buy a way to hack into someone's Twitter account, fuck with them, and find out who they are.

01:23:48.000 Is that legal?

01:23:52.000 No, that's TSAA, Computer Fraud and Abuse Act.

01:23:58.000 So that's not legal.

01:24:01.000 But other countries have different rules.

01:24:03.000 So sometimes you'll ask a, you know, like, go to the Ukraine and say, hey, listen, I really got this guy that I want some intel on.

01:24:11.000 Can you guys, you know, use these tools to go over here and get them?

01:24:15.000 And they kind of side channel it.

01:24:18.000 Wow.

01:24:19.000 So, I mean, and there's entire offices of guys who work on stuff like this, like the NSA Tailored Access guys.

01:24:27.000 And there's all kinds of freelancers and, You know, whatnot out there that do develop these utilities.

01:24:33.000 And the Israelis are just very good at it.

01:24:36.000 Unit 8200 specifically, they're the cybersecurity unit, and they also are heavily invested in their venture capital funding.

01:24:46.000 So they fund these guys, they build these companies, and they're basically just spies.

01:24:51.000 They're just an extension of those cyber investigation units.

01:24:56.000 Wow.

01:24:57.000 What's the big known one as what it's called, Phoenix?

01:25:02.000 Pegasus, right?

01:25:03.000 Pegasus.

01:25:03.000 That's it.

01:25:04.000 Pegasus.

01:25:05.000 Can you hear Maddie, by the way, Caller?

01:25:09.000 I can hear Maddie.

01:25:10.000 I can hear Maddie.

01:25:11.000 So Pegasus, you're talking more of a suite of tools where they would have different maybe modules.

01:25:20.000 A lot of these guys, it's not about that initial access mechanism or the exploit.

01:25:24.000 It's about the tools that they deploy after the fact to keep the access going, credit out.

01:25:30.000 So that's what Pegasus.

01:25:33.000 I dealt with similar stuff like that before a lot of apps came out in like, say, maybe 07 or 08.

01:25:43.000 They used to do with install it on phones.

01:25:46.000 This was when, if you've noticed now, since like 2011 and up, you cannot take the batteries out of your phone.

01:25:52.000 Right.

01:25:53.000 Yeah.

01:25:53.000 Because just taking the battery out of the phone was the only way to disable it.

01:25:57.000 They would install what they called, we used to call them roving bugs.

01:26:01.000 They would send, you would download data onto your phone and they would send it through the data.

01:26:05.000 And then they would be able to, even though your phone would look black like this and off, they could activate it without turning any lights on, activate the microphones and listen to all the conversations in the room.

01:26:16.000 Like I have court paperwork where this is documented and shown.

01:26:21.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:22.000 No, no, no.

01:26:23.000 So there are certain cases where that is completely used.

01:26:29.000 But the batteries being not changeable now is more of a form factor issue.

01:26:34.000 It's more of an ease of use issue.

01:26:36.000 And the fact that these get to be e-waste.

01:26:39.000 But you're right on the fact that they can install roping bugs, but when your phone is off, especially modern Apple devices and modern Android devices, if it's powered off, oftentimes it's powered off, but you still want to drop the battery because that trickle charge is going to keep things in memory.

01:26:58.000 And usually what they'll do is, and I actually got to see the original Greykey, the original board for that gray key where they unlock the iPhone.

01:27:07.000 That was an old Endgame systems project where they were popping iPhones.

01:27:12.000 Endgame sold off it to a venture capital group.

01:27:15.000 They didn't need it anymore.

01:27:16.000 So these guys went off and formed their own company and called it Greykey.

01:27:21.000 So when you turn off your phone, there's still information trickling in.

01:27:25.000 And then when you turn it back up again, it brings the information back up.

01:27:30.000 Right.

01:27:31.000 Well, there is a little bit of that, but a lot of times if your phone is off, your phone is pretty off.

01:27:37.000 Now, in older feature phones, you could dummy it, right?

01:27:40.000 Like he's talking about older Nokia's, older type phones.

01:27:47.000 Well, the Nextels were notorious in drug interdiction because that's what the cartels were used in the push to talk because it was just very easy.

01:27:56.000 It was very secure.

01:27:58.000 Huh.

01:27:59.000 All right.

01:28:00.000 Thanks for calling.

01:28:00.000 That's a lot of information that my tiny brain is barely able to digest.

01:28:05.000 I should probably start taking Adderall again for these callers.

01:28:09.000 Maybe I'll...

01:28:10.000 Do you got a guy?

01:28:11.000 I thought when we cleaned up that studio, I'd find a big pile of Adderall.

01:28:16.000 No, you never found it, right?

01:28:18.000 No.

01:28:19.000 Sheesh.

01:28:21.000 Stinky.

01:28:22.000 Well, I know who we can't ask.

01:28:25.000 Gold medalist fucking lady.

01:28:28.000 Yeah.

01:28:30.000 By the way, this broad's name was Eugenia Cooney.

01:28:34.000 Who?

01:28:35.000 That's her.

01:28:36.000 Oh, he likes checking her out.

01:28:38.000 Just to see how she's doing.

01:28:39.000 Just always like.

01:28:40.000 I think I'd go with a bodybuilder.

01:28:41.000 I'm bodybuilder, bodybuilder, bodybuilder.

01:28:44.000 Yep.

01:28:44.000 It's hard.

01:28:46.000 Well, we'll go from behind.

01:28:48.000 We're going to do from behind.

01:28:51.000 And I'm going to avoid those shoulders.

01:28:54.000 I'm not going to eat her out.

01:28:56.000 Surely from behind it won't be bad.

01:28:58.000 I think it'll be worse from behind.

01:29:00.000 Those glutes are like...

01:29:01.000 Yeah, maybe like if she's on her back, you could just stare at the ditch like a lunatic.

01:29:08.000 Well, if I got her, I would make her stop working out.

01:29:10.000 Right, but we're talking about one night.

01:29:12.000 Yeah.

01:29:12.000 Oh.

01:29:13.000 I've been there.

01:29:15.000 You know, just try to make her stop working out for the night.

01:29:18.000 What are you doing?

01:29:18.000 Why do they do this?

01:29:19.000 They got to be lesbians, right?

01:29:22.000 Maybe they...

01:29:23.000 Maybe molestation.

01:29:24.000 I mean, that's what...

01:29:25.000 What is it?

01:29:25.000 Body is done.

01:29:26.000 I understand, like, I don't want to be pretty anymore because I've been, you know, touched or something like that.

01:29:32.000 Or lesbians.

01:29:33.000 That makes sense.

01:29:34.000 But lesbians.

01:29:35.000 But I'm fascinated by guys who want that.

01:29:38.000 I think it's...

01:29:40.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:29:41.000 Go back to her.

01:29:42.000 So I want to meet the guy that wants to fuck that.

01:29:46.000 All right, well, let's see.

01:29:48.000 Let's go in a little hole here.

01:29:50.000 See who's commenting on herself.

01:29:51.000 You're so beautiful.

01:29:52.000 So you're attracted to women.

01:29:56.000 Dude.

01:29:57.000 What?

01:29:57.000 She's vascular as fuck.

01:29:59.000 Yeah, I would kill for those arms.

01:30:02.000 Those legs.

01:30:03.000 I would love to have her body.

01:30:04.000 She'd snap your neck.

01:30:06.000 I should say that at the gym.

01:30:07.000 I want to try to get to whatever her name is.

01:30:10.000 China.

01:30:10.000 Remember that wrestler, China?

01:30:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:30:12.000 I want to get my arms to China levels.

01:30:15.000 That's my goal.

01:30:16.000 China?

01:30:16.000 Madonna.

01:30:17.000 I want to get Madonna biceps.

01:30:22.000 Cheers, Gav.

01:30:23.000 Cheers.

01:30:27.000 The thing is, her jaw was so wildly masculine.

01:30:32.000 That's never a female.

01:30:33.000 Actually, that was a joke, but it is kind of true.

01:30:35.000 I would like to have China's torso minus the dids.

01:30:38.000 Yes.

01:30:38.000 Like, let's see her.

01:30:40.000 She's strong.

01:30:41.000 Yeah, that's what I'd like to have.

01:30:42.000 Nothing crazy.

01:30:44.000 I want to be like China.

01:30:48.000 I would like to have those biceps.

01:30:50.000 I think you've surpassed that, to be honest.

01:30:52.000 No, I definitely do not have those.

01:30:54.000 Naked Grover.

01:30:55.000 Oh, someone said something interesting.

01:30:56.000 They said, you and Ryan and Maddie should have an arm wrestle.

01:30:59.000 I'd lose, and I thought that's the cool thing about being 50: is someone suggests that, and you're like, Yeah, sure, let's do it.

01:31:08.000 Did I talk about this on the show yesterday?

01:31:10.000 Maybe I already mentioned this.

01:31:11.000 You know what?

01:31:11.000 We should do too.

01:31:12.000 Oh, maybe I think I did.

01:31:13.000 I did, I did.

01:31:15.000 We were talking about IQ tests not too long ago.

01:31:22.000 Yeah.

01:31:24.000 You just got the highest IQ.

01:31:25.000 IQ tests.

01:31:25.000 No, if you and I did an IQ test and you were 150 and I was 100, it would affect our friendship 0%.

01:31:33.000 Yeah.

01:31:34.000 I would just go, I'd be excited to tell my wife.

01:31:37.000 I'd be like, Maddie has 150 IQ.

01:31:39.000 Honey, you're not going to believe this.

01:31:40.000 Maddie's a fucking genius.

01:31:43.000 Like, I have this buddy Rob, a MAGA dad.

01:31:45.000 He's short, and we went for a piss like a few months ago, and he pulls out this horse cock, this baby's leg, and he's just like, pss.

01:31:56.000 And I'm like, holy shit.

01:31:57.000 And I ran home to my wife, and I was like, honey, you're not going to believe this.

01:32:01.000 Rob's dick is a leg.

01:32:03.000 Little tiny Rob.

01:32:05.000 Baby arm holding it up.

01:32:06.000 And I joke around with his wife.

01:32:07.000 And I've noticed suburbanites aren't big on these kind of jokes, but I was like, Jesus, I've seen your husband's dick.

01:32:13.000 And you poor thing, I'm surprised you can walk.

01:32:15.000 How do you walk?

01:32:16.000 Shouldn't you be sitting on an ice pad right now?

01:32:21.000 But I don't go, oh, fuck, I wish I had a dick that was black with white skin.

01:32:29.000 When you get to like over 35, you don't care anymore.

01:32:37.000 And I'm not expressing that well.

01:32:38.000 You care about stuff.

01:32:39.000 It's just competitive, isn't it?

01:32:40.000 But you're not, yeah, you're just like.

01:32:42.000 Good for you, dude.

01:32:43.000 Yeah, you're good for you, dude.

01:32:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:45.000 Like your friend wins a lottery.

01:32:47.000 He wins $10, $100 million, and you go, dude, you're rich.

01:32:51.000 Congrats, your fucking legs.

01:32:53.000 Holy shit.

01:32:55.000 You should get a yacht.

01:32:56.000 Now, maybe in your 20s, you're not like that, and someone says, we should arm wrestle, and you're like, oh, I can't.

01:33:02.000 I'm in pain.

01:33:03.000 I fucked up my arm.

01:33:05.000 It's hard for me to remember your brain at that age, but I don't think, I think, if there's a time when you're jealous or FOMO or all that, it's in your 20s.

01:33:14.000 But after that, you're just like, I wish you nothing but the best.

01:33:17.000 Lots of insecurities.

01:33:19.000 Yeah.

01:33:19.000 Now, you know what's ironic?

01:33:21.000 The opposite of FOMO exists.

01:33:24.000 Like when Max and John went to jail, it fucking gutted me like being stabbed.

01:33:28.000 And I still think about it every time, every day, every morning.

01:33:32.000 I think about them.

01:33:34.000 So when someone relatively close to you is hurt or endangered or fucked up or their mother has cancer, I think you're much more emotional about it.

01:33:46.000 Whereas in your 20s, you're like, oh, your mom's dying?

01:33:48.000 Cool.

01:33:48.000 You're going to get tons of money?

01:33:51.000 Yeah, when you're younger, I don't think you empathize too much.

01:33:54.000 No, you're just about me.

01:33:56.000 You're about accruing stuff.

01:33:57.000 Me, me, me, me, me.

01:33:58.000 I got to get more stuff.

01:33:59.000 And then you get stuff.

01:34:01.000 You know, maybe it's, you get stuff and you go, I don't want all this stuff.

01:34:06.000 Like, if someone gave me a yacht, I'd go, I don't have time.

01:34:09.000 I don't want it.

01:34:10.000 Don't give it to me.

01:34:11.000 Or a landmark.

01:34:12.000 I'm going to learn how to sail.

01:34:13.000 I don't want that.

01:34:14.000 Like, sailing's gay.

01:34:16.000 We have engines.

01:34:20.000 So you get stuff and then you realize, oh, all of this wanting stuff, I have the stuff now.

01:34:25.000 I don't like it.

01:34:26.000 It's stupid.

01:34:27.000 I'd rather go back to my shitty bar.

01:34:30.000 That's so fucking funny.

01:34:31.000 So true.

01:34:35.000 It feels like he's in the room.

01:34:36.000 What's the old saying?

01:34:37.000 You are not what you own?

01:34:38.000 Hmm.

01:34:39.000 I like that.

01:34:40.000 Yeah.

01:34:41.000 And what am I?

01:34:43.000 You're you?

01:34:43.000 I'm less than that.

01:34:45.000 Well, Ryan is what he owns.

01:34:46.000 I don't want to be.

01:34:47.000 A pile of shit.

01:34:50.000 What if I said I want to be a toad?

01:34:53.000 A toad.

01:34:54.000 All right, let's take another call.

01:34:56.000 Okay.

01:34:56.000 We got somebody on the line.

01:34:58.000 His name is Stink.

01:35:01.000 Hey, her name is Stink.

01:35:03.000 Hey, baby.

01:35:03.000 Hi, Stink.

01:35:04.000 Hi, how are you?

01:35:06.000 Fine.

01:35:07.000 I used to be a bodybuilder.

01:35:10.000 Beautiful.

01:35:11.000 But I was only like 108 pounds.

01:35:14.000 So I think that it was more like a fitness thing.

01:35:18.000 So I know y'all are talking about that.

01:35:20.000 That was my question.

01:35:21.000 But were you, wait, were you ripped like biceps and triceps and lats and six packs?

01:35:27.000 Not like, no, not like fitness models.

01:35:31.000 Like, did you compete as a bodybuilder?

01:35:35.000 Yeah, I did.

01:35:36.000 I mean, it was like more of the, you know, like the fat people got to lose weight show, whatever that show is.

01:35:43.000 Yeah, like, we don't mind aerobics instructors who are super svelte, but it's when they have arms that I would like to have.

01:35:50.000 That's when it's disturbing.

01:35:54.000 Well, I mean, no, I wasn't like that, but yeah, I was in a competition and I won.

01:35:59.000 So, you know.

01:36:00.000 So who was attracted to you, no offense?

01:36:02.000 Like, what kind of guys want a muscular woman to jerk them off and rip their dick off?

01:36:09.000 To be honest, it was a challenge that I presented myself with, and nobody, I mean, really only dudes in the gym were attracted to me.

01:36:19.000 And she was really shitty on me.

01:36:21.000 Dudes in the gym.

01:36:22.000 Oh, dudes in the gym.

01:36:23.000 So other bodybuilders.

01:36:25.000 Yeah.

01:36:25.000 Well, that makes sense.

01:36:26.000 Yeah, they're stronger than me.

01:36:28.000 She was really shitty.

01:36:30.000 She probably intimidated other men.

01:36:34.000 Yeah, it didn't work out.

01:36:36.000 I mean, like, as far as finding a dude, a guy, and, you know, did you take testosterone?

01:36:42.000 No, absolutely not.

01:36:44.000 No.

01:36:45.000 Did you take any PEDs?

01:36:48.000 No.

01:36:49.000 No, I just wanted to do it for myself and see if I could do it.

01:36:52.000 Anyway, yeah, that's not my question.

01:36:55.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:36:56.000 Before we move on, so what are you like now?

01:37:01.000 Well, you know what?

01:37:02.000 The really kick-ass thing about that is it's gotten my metabolism.

01:37:06.000 I'm like your age, Gavin, and my body is, I'm tiny, so it's, you know, kept me like thin.

01:37:15.000 And, you know, I keep in shape, but it's nothing like those women that you see.

01:37:21.000 I just am a little small built, but I'm, you know, I'm not like overweight.

01:37:26.000 I do have kind of the curves, but, you know, I'm still little.

01:37:30.000 Great.

01:37:30.000 Well, let's have an affair.

01:37:32.000 Yeah.

01:37:32.000 Let's set it up.

01:37:33.000 Let's meet at the motel.

01:37:36.000 Anyway, so my question, I'm sorry, go ahead.

01:37:39.000 I was going to say, you were saying that only men in the gym and other bodybuilders were attracted to you.

01:37:45.000 What were you attracted to?

01:37:48.000 Did you want guys that were also into bodybuilding or just the regular guy?

01:37:55.000 So you're so into that.

01:37:57.000 It's kind of like any sport.

01:37:59.000 You're just so into that at the particular moment.

01:38:02.000 So take the Olympics, for example.

01:38:05.000 Like, you know, these people are so trained to just focus on what they're doing.

01:38:11.000 And the only thing they can do is focus and eat and diet and train.

01:38:15.000 And so they really can't have a life.

01:38:18.000 So my life was training.

01:38:20.000 And, I mean, unfortunately, I didn't, I had this dude.

01:38:23.000 I was in college at the time, and he was like hot for me.

01:38:28.000 I was taking courses and he was like, I want to give you a massage.

01:38:32.000 And so I was like, okay, because, you know, I was like all tight and everything from lifting or whatever.

01:38:38.000 I mean, I don't want you to think that I was huge because I really wasn't.

01:38:41.000 So he comes over and he's like all thinking, I don't know, whatever.

01:38:46.000 And all I thought about was food because I was starving.

01:38:49.000 So it's really just relative.

01:38:52.000 Did you make any money?

01:38:54.000 No, no, it was just amateur.

01:38:57.000 But I mean, these people in UC are like...

01:39:00.000 I don't understand the monetary aspect.

01:39:02.000 Like, who paid your rent?

01:39:03.000 You were at the gym for five hours a day?

01:39:07.000 No, I was in college at the time.

01:39:09.000 My dad gave me, you know, well, I had money.

01:39:13.000 My dad was fortunate enough to have saved up.

01:39:18.000 But I also had to have a full-time job.

01:39:20.000 So I was working and also, you know, had to go to school.

01:39:23.000 Wait, you have a full-time job and you went to college?

01:39:26.000 Your dad didn't help you out then.

01:39:28.000 Fuck you, dad.

01:39:30.000 Well, he did.

01:39:30.000 I mean, no, he was doing, I mean, come on, you know what I'm saying.

01:39:34.000 But yeah, but so.

01:39:37.000 Okay, sorry.

01:39:38.000 So let's get back to the other thing you want to talk about.

01:39:41.000 Okay, so my question was the other day, like a couple weeks ago, you were talking about hardcore lifestyles.

01:39:47.000 And I went down a rabbit hole.

01:39:50.000 You were talking about Harmony Corinne and the kids movie.

01:39:54.000 Did you ever talk to that guy?

01:39:57.000 I mean, you were talking, I mean, you were at that scene around that time, no, or am I wrong?

01:40:03.000 Yeah, I hung out with him a few times.

01:40:05.000 He was a great guy, really funny, really weird, really quiet.

01:40:10.000 And I think that he was a genuine artist who was one of those guys who came to New York and he didn't become this fake character.

01:40:22.000 He was always like the weasel, funny little guy with the backpack.

01:40:26.000 And he didn't get so insecure that he had to subsume some other personality and become this like badass dude.

01:40:33.000 I think he was a real artist and a funny little man.

01:40:37.000 And I think he got fucked over by everyone around him.

01:40:41.000 Are you referring to the movie Kids?

01:40:44.000 Is that the question?

01:40:45.000 Harmony Corinne?

01:40:46.000 Yeah.

01:40:46.000 Yes.

01:40:47.000 Yeah.

01:40:48.000 It was a disturbing movie, but it was...

01:40:50.000 Oh, it was a bullshit movie.

01:40:52.000 Larry, what's his name?

01:40:53.000 Made it about how we're all going to get AIDS.

01:40:56.000 I think he had kids himself, and he was worried about the kids getting AIDS.

01:40:59.000 You see that guy?

01:41:01.000 That guy killed himself.

01:41:03.000 Drinking to 40?

01:41:05.000 Yeah, he got so...

01:41:07.000 Isn't that funny you could have a comic book called Hate back then?

01:41:10.000 That's Peter Bagg, who wrote that.

01:41:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:41:13.000 But he, I hung out with him in Montreal once.

01:41:17.000 He became typecasted.

01:41:19.000 Casper did.

01:41:20.000 No, Telly.

01:41:21.000 That's Telly.

01:41:22.000 And that's Leo Fitzpatrick.

01:41:26.000 He's the one who bangs a girl at the end with AIDS.

01:41:28.000 Yeah.

01:41:29.000 When she's passed out on the couch.

01:41:30.000 Yeah, Casper had a life.

01:41:32.000 He got over it.

01:41:33.000 A lot of these kids were so young that they couldn't get over the fame.

01:41:37.000 Like, they just loved it so much that they tried to become major actors and it didn't work out.

01:41:42.000 And then they died.

01:41:44.000 Union Square.

01:41:45.000 Like the black kid, Harold, he died of a cocaine overdose.

01:41:51.000 That's not easy to do.

01:41:52.000 But that dude killed himself because getting typecasted is like the tough New Yorker.

01:41:58.000 And I was like, just take it, dude.

01:42:00.000 The Ramones are typecasted.

01:42:02.000 Yeah.

01:42:04.000 Anyway, yeah, so I did.

01:42:06.000 Thanks for calling.

01:42:08.000 Thank you.

01:42:09.000 I'm going to fuck her.

01:42:13.000 You think she's got...

01:42:14.000 She must have been very petite.

01:42:16.000 She said she was 108 pounds when she was young.

01:42:21.000 She's small.

01:42:21.000 That's getting into like pedophile territory.

01:42:24.000 Like my sister, my younger sister, she's like five foot tall, 90 pounds.

01:42:29.000 I know.

01:42:29.000 I fucked her.

01:42:33.000 If you disappear next week, we know why.

01:42:36.000 Oh, really now?

01:42:39.000 Imagine just Gavin's dry and doesn't say any jokes around that.

01:42:42.000 He's like, the weather is fucking awesome.

01:42:44.000 No, but 108 pounds, I mean, that's pretty petite.

01:42:47.000 Size zero.

01:42:48.000 I like little gals.

01:42:50.000 I've had some little gals.

01:42:52.000 I don't like how porn, though, pushes little gals.

01:42:55.000 Like this, I'm really disturbed by that Asian Filipina chick, Bella Delphine.

01:43:02.000 Oh.

01:43:02.000 You know the one?

01:43:03.000 Not the TikTok one with the little face thing?

01:43:05.000 The one with the things who does the.

01:43:08.000 Oh, beepo, babo, beep, boep, boop, baby, beep, beep, beep, boop.

01:43:12.000 And sometimes she'll do a video and she's dressed in lingerie, the H3H hatter on, and she'll be doing the voice of a child.

01:43:22.000 So the little kid will be saying something like, I can't find my glasses.

01:43:26.000 You know where my glasses are?

01:43:28.000 And then she'll be like, and put them on.

01:43:32.000 And it's like, is this pedophilia school?

01:43:35.000 Yeah.

01:43:35.000 I looked at her once because we were talking about her last week.

01:43:39.000 And now she comes up in my feed, and I'm like, get her out of here.

01:43:43.000 It's pedophilia training.

01:43:44.000 It's dark.

01:43:46.000 Pull her up.

01:43:47.000 That's the same shit as like in Japan.

01:43:50.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:43:52.000 I think these Gen Z's millennials, they've been so influenced by anime that now they're into fucking 12-year-old girls.

01:44:01.000 It's like the anime comic book.

01:44:03.000 I was in Japan a few times and they would literally be like middle-aged businessmen sitting there reading these backwards comic books that are all about like fucking young girls.

01:44:16.000 And it's like, what you know, I would always own it.

01:44:18.000 believe it or not, I don't approve.

01:44:19.000 But don't pull up the HBH.

01:44:21.000 Pull up any of her like TikTok things.

01:44:24.000 I always feel bad that I'm not like a masculine fucking samurai guy.

01:44:27.000 And I'm like, I'm Japanese, and I don't know any of that culture.

01:44:29.000 And I feel really bad.

01:44:30.000 And then I'm like looking at Japanese people.

01:44:32.000 I'm like, neither are they.

01:44:33.000 I mean, they're all just business guys whacking off the cartoons.

01:44:36.000 Even the Yakuza.

01:44:37.000 I feel like smoke is.

01:44:38.000 When I see the Yakuza, I feel the same way I do about female MMA fighters.

01:44:42.000 I feel like I could probably kick your ass.

01:44:45.000 I actually was in a fight one time on a train platform in Japan.

01:44:49.000 Really?

01:44:50.000 Yeah.

01:44:50.000 Ooh, that's a good story.

01:44:52.000 Already, we don't need any more than that.

01:44:54.000 I've been to Japan three times.

01:44:55.000 And we were having a heavy session out drinking in Roppongi.

01:45:01.000 As one does.

01:45:03.000 Yeah, of course.

01:45:03.000 When is Roppongi?

01:45:04.000 Who is the Romans do?

01:45:06.000 And we were on the train platform, and the guy, you know, he had typical traits of, I don't want to say he was Yakuza or anything, but he had a punch perm, the glass.

01:45:15.000 Well, the tattoos are a giveaway, and they're missing a finger.

01:45:18.000 Well, not all of them.

01:45:19.000 But the punch perm is a big hairstyle that a lot of the gangsters wore.

01:45:24.000 Right.

01:45:24.000 And I ended up getting into a little scuffle.

01:45:27.000 I was kind of pissed off because I was actually wearing a suit at the time.

01:45:30.000 And during our scuffle, we had fallen on the platform and I tore the knee of my suit.

01:45:35.000 Wait, what started it all, though?

01:45:38.000 I guess he didn't like that I was with a couple of Japanese girls.

01:45:43.000 And he was, you know, there's certain words you hear, like, you know, Bakagaiji is like a stupid foreigner.

01:45:48.000 So I was like, well, that's the way you feel.

01:45:52.000 So you heard Bakagachi, and you said, what the fuck did you just say?

01:45:55.000 Baka means stupid, and Gaijin means foreigner.

01:45:58.000 Ooh, look at you.

01:46:00.000 Yeah.

01:46:00.000 Wait, those guys you just showed, that's not the Yakuza.

01:46:03.000 That's a whole other subculture.

01:46:04.000 They also go by the Hachikus-san, the 893, is another nickname for the Yakuza.

01:46:11.000 Now, do they do anything?

01:46:13.000 Like, do they kill people?

01:46:14.000 They don't seem like they do.

01:46:15.000 Well, those body type tattoos right there, because at one point in Japan, tattooing was illegal.

01:46:21.000 So where it's opened, it's called a bodysuit.

01:46:23.000 So if they had their shirt unbuttoned, you wouldn't see the tattoos.

01:46:26.000 And they stopped like mid-forearm.

01:46:28.000 So if they're wearing shirts with the sleeve coat, you won't see them.

01:46:33.000 Because it was illegal.

01:46:35.000 But, you know, part of their culture is like, you know, the more badass you are, the more tattoos and stuff you have.

01:46:41.000 So how did the fight go?

01:46:42.000 So you said you had a problem, and then was there a shove?

01:46:44.000 Well, I don't know how much English he spoke, but I think you called me a stupid foreigner.

01:46:50.000 You called him a fucking nip.

01:46:52.000 Well, yeah, kind of.

01:46:53.000 Talked about.

01:46:54.000 And then there was shoving.

01:46:55.000 Like, come on, we need the nip shop.

01:46:56.000 There was, you know, fist-a-cuffs.

01:46:59.000 And fist-a-chops.

01:47:00.000 Yeah, and we locked up.

01:47:02.000 Was he a good fighter?

01:47:05.000 Well, at the time, I was probably mid to late 20, 26, 27.

01:47:12.000 And he was probably in late 30s, early 40s.

01:47:16.000 But he was, you know, he's a small guy in stature.

01:47:19.000 And not that I'm a big guy.

01:47:20.000 I'm 5'6 ⁇ .

01:47:22.000 So what were the punches like?

01:47:24.000 Was it punches to the head kind of thing or more wrestling?

01:47:27.000 And then I rolled over on top of him.

01:47:30.000 I got up, and then he just got up and ran.

01:47:34.000 But then I was like, oh man, he's probably going to get some other dudes.

01:47:38.000 Because I didn't know how long I was waiting for the train.

01:47:42.000 So what'd you do then?

01:47:42.000 Just left the train station?

01:47:43.000 No, no, I just hung out.

01:47:45.000 I mean, I was there with the girl I was dating and a couple of her friends.

01:47:49.000 And did that make her horny that you beat up a Yakuza dude?

01:47:52.000 No, she was probably mad at me.

01:47:54.000 Oh.

01:47:55.000 Did you guys fuck that night?

01:47:58.000 I can't recall.

01:48:00.000 To be honest with you, I don't recall.

01:48:01.000 No, we did.

01:48:02.000 My fucking Indian wife gets so horny anytime there's anything remotely violent in my life that it's disturbing.

01:48:08.000 Well, being a protector is a trait that women look for.

01:48:13.000 But I think Indians are especially bad.

01:48:15.000 Because I remember when we were in Vancouver, British Columbia once, these Indian girls were coming up to us because there's lots of Indians there, almost as many as blacks in America.

01:48:26.000 Yeah.

01:48:27.000 Feather.

01:48:27.000 Or die.

01:48:29.000 Feather or dot.

01:48:30.000 Feather.

01:48:30.000 Okay.

01:48:32.000 And they're really flirtatious.

01:48:35.000 And sitting on your lap and stuff and playing with your glasses and high and running.

01:48:39.000 And you go, did I become Brad Pitt at some point?

01:48:42.000 And then you realize, oh, it's to make their boyfriends mad so they'll come over and fight.

01:48:46.000 Fight.

01:48:47.000 Okay.

01:48:47.000 It's like a sexy thing.

01:48:48.000 I guess that's with blacks too.

01:48:50.000 It doesn't seem like a sexy thing.

01:48:54.000 Nothing wrong with that.

01:48:55.000 That's like a sexy thing.

01:48:57.000 But yeah, they definitely want to see that their man will stick up and defend them.

01:49:03.000 The Native American fight.

01:49:09.000 He got Maggie Longclaws pregnant.

01:49:11.000 He who gets pounded into the ground.

01:49:12.000 My wife dated a guy, an Indian guy, whose last name was Mankiller.

01:49:16.000 Damn.

01:49:17.000 Is that the coolest last name in the world?

01:49:19.000 It's the Mankiller.

01:49:22.000 Ow.

01:49:24.000 Those are terrible amateur fucking punches.

01:49:26.000 My Rwanda, huh?

01:49:27.000 Yeah, man.

01:49:28.000 Marawanda?

01:49:29.000 I already told you, Mother.

01:49:30.000 Focus that fucking IP, bitch.

01:49:32.000 And fuck Indian power.

01:49:34.000 Let me get up.

01:49:35.000 Huh?

01:49:35.000 Get up.

01:49:36.000 Indian pride on my bitch.

01:49:38.000 Gee, do it.

01:49:40.000 Hold on, buddy.

01:49:40.000 That's not Michael Jordan, is it?

01:49:42.000 23, yeah.

01:49:42.000 Yeah, it is.

01:49:43.000 That's Mr. Jordan.

01:49:44.000 Michael Jordan's Indian?

01:49:48.000 This is an old clip, so he was.

01:49:51.000 Hold on, buddy.

01:49:51.000 Get my shoes.

01:49:52.000 He fucking sneaking, dog.

01:49:53.000 I see you on nobody.

01:49:55.000 So Indians, like modern Indians, not have the same thing that Mexicans do?

01:49:58.000 Where they're like, yo, bro, you're a fool.

01:50:01.000 I hope you cut the fight.

01:50:03.000 There's certain tough guy talks, right?

01:50:04.000 Like if you see two white guys fighting, they're like, yo, what's up, motherfucker?

01:50:08.000 What you gonna do, yo?

01:50:10.000 99% of the time, if there's more than 30 seconds of talking, there's not gonna be a fight.

01:50:15.000 Oh, I get you.

01:50:17.000 What's up?

01:50:17.000 You gotta be nuffin' like you want to.

01:50:19.000 You tell me?

01:50:20.000 You wanna call me out, homie?

01:50:21.000 I called you out because I thought you saw your shit.

01:50:23.000 You don't think I'd fuck with a Native American.

01:50:25.000 I feel like they have like an innate, I'll fuck you up.

01:50:27.000 My fucking brother-in-law, he blacks out In fights, and he just doesn't know what happened.

01:50:33.000 Oh, no.

01:50:34.000 And he murders people.

01:50:36.000 Not literally, but he's a bouncer.

01:50:38.000 He's a very scary dude.

01:50:39.000 He's such a nice dude, too, and that's how you know.

01:50:42.000 Don't set him off.

01:50:43.000 Because he doesn't want to come back.

01:50:44.000 He's got that Wisconsin.

01:50:46.000 Hey, Give.

01:50:48.000 What's going on?

01:50:49.000 How are you doing there, guy?

01:50:52.000 Does he live on the res?

01:50:54.000 No, no.

01:50:55.000 My mother-in-law grew up on the res, but she married a, she was very smart.

01:51:00.000 She got scholarships.

01:51:01.000 She go to college.

01:51:02.000 And then she married a rich white, not a rich white guy, but a very educated white guy.

01:51:06.000 He became a professor.

01:51:08.000 And then my wife grew up middle class.

01:51:12.000 Although her house sucked.

01:51:14.000 What are they doing with all their money?

01:51:16.000 Professors make good money.

01:51:17.000 Yeah.

01:51:18.000 Did they get tenure?

01:51:19.000 You know what's weird too?

01:51:20.000 Because we grew up the same, like blue-collar parents that made money, and then we were middle class.

01:51:28.000 But my wife has this weird snob thing that I don't have.

01:51:32.000 Like when we were trying to get out of New York City back five years ago, I go, let's go to Long Island.

01:51:38.000 She goes, no, I can't say I live in Long Island.

01:51:42.000 I'm like, okay, what about Jersey?

01:51:44.000 No way am I saying I'm from, and I'm like, you're a fucking squaw.

01:51:47.000 Who is going to be cleaning your toilet, Donald Trump?

01:51:50.000 Oh, hey.

01:51:52.000 You can't say you live on Long Island to whom?

01:51:55.000 When is that coming up?

01:51:57.000 I live on Long Island.

01:51:59.000 Actually, I hear that's a thing.

01:52:01.000 It's Long Island.

01:52:02.000 I live on Long Island.

01:52:05.000 I'm not a big fan of Long Island.

01:52:07.000 If it's official.

01:52:09.000 You feel a little trapped out there.

01:52:10.000 I just don't like the Suffolk and Nassau County police.

01:52:13.000 They have real scholars.

01:52:14.000 Oh, yeah, you said that before.

01:52:16.000 I mean, I get along with a lot of law enforcement, but they don't have to.

01:52:19.000 What about South Bronx?

01:52:22.000 No problem.

01:52:23.000 What about NYPD?

01:52:24.000 Like Manhattan?

01:52:25.000 No problem.

01:52:26.000 Is it possible that Nassau and Suffolk County are just almost as bad as Jersey?

01:52:32.000 Jersey state troopers.

01:52:34.000 They're just no toys.

01:52:35.000 I hate state troopers.

01:52:36.000 That's fair.

01:52:36.000 You're allowed to hate state troopers.

01:52:38.000 Oh, like Jersey is even on some other next-level bullshit.

01:52:42.000 So like Newark, Jersey beat cops you hate?

01:52:46.000 Not that I would say the beat cops.

01:52:48.000 I mean, I've been to Jersey and Newark and Patterson, all throughout the slums and ghettos of Jersey, and never had a problem with them.

01:52:56.000 It's only the troopers that ever gave us real problems.

01:52:58.000 Yeah, everyone hates state troopers.

01:53:00.000 That's the deal.

01:53:02.000 You have to choose like Coke, Pepsi, English, French, state troopers, urban cops, firemen cops, Navy, Army.

01:53:16.000 You got to choose your side.

01:53:17.000 You can't like troopers and MYPD.

01:53:20.000 Actually, I had gotten pulled over probably within the last six months.

01:53:24.000 I was in Nassau County and I was issued six tickets.

01:53:29.000 Wow.

01:53:29.000 Although, you know, it was a commercial vehicle, so they didn't write him in my name.

01:53:34.000 He was gracious enough to write him into the company name.

01:53:39.000 Six tickets.

01:53:40.000 Jeez.

01:53:40.000 Well, we had a trucker call into the show whose wife's a daughter.

01:53:44.000 Fresh direct.

01:53:45.000 And he'd been trucking for a while.

01:53:48.000 Bringing Fresh Direct to people in a sprinter van.

01:53:53.000 He had a little 10-foot cute box truck trucker.

01:53:57.000 What a fucking Brendan from Penske.

01:54:01.000 Dude, you're lucky you got a rich, smart woman because you're a fucking boob.

01:54:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:54:05.000 I'm a trucker.

01:54:06.000 Imagine delivering Fresh Direct and calling yourself a trucker.

01:54:10.000 Wow.

01:54:11.000 Peapot, Fresh Direct.

01:54:13.000 Next call.

01:54:14.000 Easy Fresh.

01:54:15.000 Brian's on the line.

01:54:16.000 He's been on the line for nine minutes.

01:54:18.000 Welcome, Brian.

01:54:19.000 What's going on, Brian?

01:54:23.000 Oh, it's Ryan.

01:54:24.000 Oh, okay.

01:54:25.000 So my family lives just outside Goshen, New York, and my little sister's best friend is in the movie industry.

01:54:33.000 Well, she decided she's going to produce and film her own little movie at my parents' farm.

01:54:39.000 And had a whole crew come out of New York City.

01:54:46.000 They're all people that are professionals.

01:54:50.000 I was really astounded at how many lesbians, liberal white young women, and beta males, every single one of them.

01:54:58.000 I thought for sure there'd be like one or two gay guys, not one of them.

01:55:01.000 I thought maybe a couple manly men, but nope, it was all run by dykes that were just as manly as any one of us.

01:55:10.000 They were actually kind of cool to hang out with, but I just couldn't believe that that's like the new New York City TV thing now.

01:55:19.000 It's dykes and beta males.

01:55:21.000 Yeah, I've noticed that.

01:55:22.000 The males, they all have kind of my hairdo beard setup with the glasses.

01:55:27.000 They wear cardigans.

01:55:28.000 They have skin-tight pants with Clark's desert boots.

01:55:33.000 And then the girls, totally different.

01:55:35.000 They have headbands.

01:55:35.000 They've got the cargo shorts with the hiking boot shoes with the little socks.

01:55:40.000 And they have the utility belt with all the tape on it and shit.

01:55:44.000 But didn't you notice that the woman would get injured?

01:55:47.000 Because they were doing these jobs of like roadies, basically.

01:55:50.000 You're a roadie if you're a PA.

01:55:52.000 Strips and all that.

01:55:53.000 And they'd sprained their ankle and shit.

01:55:54.000 You bring that up.

01:55:56.000 Yep.

01:55:57.000 There was one that just stepped off of my family's quad.

01:56:01.000 She was riding on it.

01:56:02.000 She just stepped off of it, rolled her ankle, and it was like, shut the whole set down.

01:56:06.000 We got an injury.

01:56:09.000 They insist on carrying those sandbags, too.

01:56:11.000 The sandbags that hold up the lights.

01:56:13.000 We've got them right there.

01:56:14.000 Tripods and on.

01:56:15.000 And they're like, no, I got it.

01:56:17.000 I got it.

01:56:17.000 And you're like, but you don't got it.

01:56:19.000 And there's a hulking dude.

01:56:20.000 Maybe that's why you don't have those hulking dudes so much anymore.

01:56:24.000 Because they got sick of dealing with the dykes and the beta males.

01:56:28.000 More specifically, the dykes.

01:56:31.000 They ruin everything with their fucking muscles.

01:56:33.000 I don't know.

01:56:36.000 I totally agree.

01:56:37.000 They do ruin it.

01:56:38.000 All right.

01:56:39.000 Thanks for calling.

01:56:40.000 They have more balls than the beta males, though.

01:56:42.000 Yeah, but it's still not a lot of balls.

01:56:44.000 No, definitely.

01:56:46.000 In the old days, I talked to Amanda Milius a lot, who is she did that movie, The Plot Against the President, and her dad did Dirty Harry.

01:56:57.000 And when you think of his films, like the Dirty Harry films.

01:57:01.000 Those must have all been Handlebar Mustache fucking dudes.

01:57:06.000 Are you feeling lucky punk?

01:57:08.000 Yeah.

01:57:08.000 I shoot five.

01:57:09.000 Imagine those guys on those sets.

01:57:12.000 Well, Clint East was a man's man.

01:57:15.000 He still is.

01:57:16.000 At 85.

01:57:18.000 True.

01:57:19.000 Although the baby in American Sniper was unforgivable.

01:57:21.000 Charles Bronson, though.

01:57:23.000 What movie were they filming in Goshen, New York, though?

01:57:26.000 Good point.

01:57:26.000 I'm trying to think of that.

01:57:27.000 I'm like.

01:57:28.000 That's my old stomping grounds.

01:57:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:57:30.000 It's not too far from Montgomery in Florida.

01:57:32.000 I'm 17.

01:57:33.000 That's true.

01:57:34.000 Close to Monroe.

01:57:35.000 Upstate New York has so many, like, I don't want to sound like a snob, but so many lazy pieces of shit.

01:57:42.000 The women are so fucking fat.

01:57:43.000 There's so many people on welfare.

01:57:45.000 I wish you would have been.

01:57:45.000 I was hanging out at Walmart for hours at a time.

01:57:49.000 You wish what?

01:57:50.000 I wish you would have said what the premise of the movie was.

01:57:52.000 Like, what the hell were they doing?

01:57:54.000 Oh, it's some garbage film.

01:57:55.000 The guy who did my movie, Creative Control, he did a movie about these hipsters who go out to rural New York, and there's an apocalypse and Manhattan blows up.

01:58:07.000 And then they're stuck out there, and they have to survive.

01:58:10.000 Oh.

01:58:12.000 It's an easy place to film a movie.

01:58:15.000 All right, let's do one more call.

01:58:19.000 I think I kind of look like Charles Bronson.

01:58:22.000 Well, he's got your chinky eyes, but he's a Slovak like my wife.

01:58:26.000 Yeah.

01:58:26.000 Really?

01:58:27.000 Interesting dude.

01:58:29.000 He started his career and they went, you look too weird.

01:58:32.000 So he actually went back to Czechoslovakia and started a film career there and then he had a background and then when he came back they went okay I get it now.

01:58:43.000 The Death Wish series.

01:58:44.000 You're a weird Spovak.

01:58:46.000 And now, like that dude kind of started the whole franchise of you killed my wife and kids.

01:58:52.000 Vigilante Justice.

01:58:53.000 Which is like that's dad porn.

01:58:55.000 Yeah.

01:58:56.000 What was it?

01:58:56.000 Vigilante?

01:58:57.000 Then Vigilante 2, 3.

01:59:00.000 Every movie, all my favorite movies are like anyone fucking with anyone's kids.

01:59:04.000 Yeah.

01:59:05.000 Yeah, they killed his wife and kids and he went on the Vigilante rampage.

01:59:09.000 Yeah.

01:59:10.000 I just watched one the other day.

01:59:12.000 Nice.

01:59:13.000 When was it?

01:59:14.000 I'm trying to see John Wick.

01:59:15.000 I still haven't seen that.

01:59:17.000 In that movie, they killed his puppy.

01:59:18.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:59:19.000 Which is like, go fuck yourself.

01:59:21.000 That wife died.

01:59:22.000 His wife died.

01:59:22.000 That guy was John Wick 4 is coming out.

01:59:25.000 I can't wait to catch up on all of them.

01:59:27.000 But John Wick 1, if he's waiting for somebody to just kill his daughter.

01:59:31.000 These guys are so different in size, they look like two different species.

01:59:35.000 Is this the Star Wars movie?

01:59:36.000 Start men in black, actually.

01:59:38.000 Is this Groot?

01:59:40.000 Four feet long and they wobble this way.

01:59:44.000 Either one's a giant or one's a midget.

01:59:47.000 Yeah.

01:59:48.000 Is one closer and one far away?

01:59:51.000 But it was such beautiful.

01:59:52.000 Dick Kavan's like, yeah, we have a weird couch here.

01:59:55.000 All those clothes.

01:59:56.000 That clothing on.

01:59:57.000 Used to train, you'd jump on train cars, like box cars.

02:00:01.000 My friend lost his leg.

02:00:02.000 You know, we used to just fuck around and find out.

02:00:06.000 But otherwise, it was beautiful and nice.

02:00:08.000 Yeah, we love the country.

02:00:10.000 I was watching movie.

02:00:12.000 Anyway, so we got another caller on the line.

02:00:15.000 Alright, one more.

02:00:15.000 Tony, Tony, Tony.

02:00:18.000 You're on the line.

02:00:22.000 Tony Bologna, Fifa Phony, Tony.

02:00:28.000 No, Tony.

02:00:30.000 Oh, wait.

02:00:31.000 That's a pretty anticlimactic ending.

02:00:33.000 Hold on a second.

02:00:34.000 Yikes.

02:00:35.000 What a shit is.

02:00:36.000 Hey, what's up, Gavin?

02:00:37.000 Hey, Tony, Tony, Tony.

02:00:39.000 Wait, this is Mikey, Mikey, Mikey.

02:00:40.000 Tony, Tony.

02:00:41.000 Hey, hey, thank you, Maddie, for being on the show.

02:00:44.000 You're an excellent addition to the show.

02:00:46.000 Thank you, I appreciate it.

02:00:47.000 I'm not that important, but Gavin, prompting real quick.

02:00:51.000 I'm surprised you haven't mentioned Josh Taylor, one of the greatest Scottish boxers around, you know.

02:00:58.000 And he's a great boxer.

02:01:00.000 I'm surprised you haven't mentioned him.

02:01:01.000 But what else?

02:01:02.000 Have your boy Spark already at your gym?

02:01:05.000 And besides that, I had a thing with my boy, my youngest boy, won a national tournament, and we were going to put a censor TV logo on his trunks.

02:01:16.000 And I ran it by a couple people, and I ran it by my wife, and she said, hey, don't do that.

02:01:21.000 He's going to get canceled just like Gavin.

02:01:24.000 So he won't get to the state.

02:01:25.000 How old is your boy?

02:01:26.000 He won the belt.

02:01:26.000 How old is your boy?

02:01:27.000 He's nine years old, 70 pounds.

02:01:29.000 Nine years old.

02:01:30.000 He's 70 pounds.

02:01:31.000 He won the Nebraska Buffalo Bill Brawl tournament last weekend.

02:01:35.000 It's a USA boxing sanctioned tournament, and he won.

02:01:39.000 And I have a video of him saying something pretty funny.

02:01:43.000 Are you Mexican?

02:01:46.000 Yeah, yeah, Mikey from L.A. Remember Mikey, he was talking about the gang violence with your blacks.

02:01:51.000 Oh, yeah.

02:01:52.000 I'm Brian's buddy.

02:01:55.000 You know what?

02:01:56.000 My eldest boy gave up on boxing and he went to baseball very quickly.

02:02:02.000 And then my youngest boy, he was too young for baseball.

02:02:06.000 And he did the exercises, whatever.

02:02:10.000 We went there every week.

02:02:11.000 And he just, it didn't look like he was into it.

02:02:13.000 He had no interest.

02:02:14.000 And I introduced him to baseball like this year.

02:02:18.000 And he was like, fuck boxing, let's do baseball.

02:02:20.000 But even that being said, I don't see him sparring.

02:02:24.000 Like at my gym, kids don't spar until they're maybe like 10, 11, 12.

02:02:34.000 And if he was winning tournaments at eight or nine, he must have started sparring at like 7, right?

02:02:42.000 My boy started at 8, and my youngest boy before him is 6.

02:02:46.000 He just turned 6, and he's sparring with 8 or 9 year old people.

02:02:50.000 But we're spits.

02:02:51.000 We're beaners.

02:02:52.000 So they fight in the house for pancake.

02:02:54.000 Dude, you guys are...

02:02:55.000 What is with Mexicans and the no defense thing?

02:02:58.000 You guys don't move from punches.

02:03:00.000 You just take them in the head.

02:03:01.000 Body shots.

02:03:03.000 Body shots.

02:03:05.000 You know, but I wanted to put the censor TV logo on our trunks, but my wife watches your show with me and she said, oh, hell no.

02:03:12.000 We're not getting fucking canceled like Gabino.

02:03:15.000 Well, maybe you could have like a secret code, like get fired or something on his trunks.

02:03:19.000 I'll pay for it.

02:03:21.000 Yeah, man.

02:03:22.000 We'll hide his name.

02:03:23.000 Thank you guys for the show.

02:03:24.000 And Matty's awesome.

02:03:25.000 You're awesome, guys.

02:03:26.000 Thank you, guys.

02:03:27.000 Thanks for calling, Essay.

02:03:29.000 You gotta be proud of you, boys.

02:03:30.000 Masaquionda.

02:03:31.000 Masaquionda.

02:03:33.000 All right, that's it.

02:03:33.000 We're five minutes over.

02:03:35.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

02:03:35.000 Never mind.

02:03:36.000 I was saying Tony's back.

02:03:38.000 Okay, let's take Tony.

02:03:39.000 Let's get Tony.

02:03:39.000 Let's get it.

02:03:40.000 Thank you, Tony.

02:03:42.000 Tony.

02:03:43.000 Hey, you there?

02:03:46.000 Hey, what's up?

02:03:47.000 You there?

02:03:48.000 Yes, sir.

02:03:50.000 Your two favorite meals.

02:03:53.000 Mints and tatties.

02:03:54.000 She had two last days.

02:03:57.000 Maddie and I have the exact same taste in food.

02:03:58.000 It's all Scottish.

02:04:00.000 Fucking mint pies.

02:04:01.000 Meat pies with beans and HP sauce or just raw.

02:04:06.000 Yeah.

02:04:06.000 Fucking or cold or frozen or shit out of a dead dog.

02:04:11.000 Meat pies.

02:04:12.000 Pull up a mince pie.

02:04:14.000 That!

02:04:15.000 There it is.

02:04:15.000 Oh my God.

02:04:16.000 I'm going to come.

02:04:18.000 Okay.

02:04:19.000 That is the greatest food on earth.

02:04:21.000 Grown up on it.

02:04:23.000 Did you really?

02:04:24.000 Top left picture.

02:04:25.000 HP sauce.

02:04:26.000 That's like Canadian A1 sauce or something like that, or Canadian Heinz 57, right?

02:04:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:04:31.000 Similar.

02:04:32.000 Why are you asking about my favorite food?

02:04:34.000 You got big plans?

02:04:37.000 Well, you've never talked about food, I think, in the 3000s.

02:04:42.000 That's so true.

02:04:44.000 You have a dispassionate favor.

02:04:47.000 Well, I'm Scottish, so my mother would make just garbage.

02:04:50.000 When I was a kid, my mother would make like four potatoes, one piece of lettuce, and like a sliver of beef.

02:04:57.000 It was the Great Depression every night.

02:04:59.000 So after dinner, I would make a bowl of popcorn like this that was the size of a basketball.

02:05:05.000 And then my dad would get in there with his fucking greedy gorbel's hands, and he would somehow manage to like pull out a human head of my popcorn bowl until I was left with the butterless shit at the bottom.

02:05:18.000 Then I'd have like two apples and I'd have four bowls of ice cream just trying to stay alive.

02:05:24.000 Oh my God, that is fucking good.

02:05:26.000 That's heaven on earth right there.

02:05:27.000 Look at those labia on that meat.

02:05:31.000 Oh, it's pretty funny.

02:05:32.000 Scottish cuisine is horrible.

02:05:34.000 It is.

02:05:36.000 When my mother's family, my family would come over to visit, and when they started seeing the size of the sandwiches that you would get served in America, because if you ordered a ham and cheese sandwich or your wife made your ham and cheese, it would be one slice of ham, one slice of cheese,

02:05:52.000 and two pieces of bread, and that's it.

02:05:54.000 Nothing else.

02:05:55.000 Yeah.

02:05:56.000 And another favorite meal of ours is the mince and taries, which is basically poor people who's chopped meat.

02:06:03.000 It's minced meat with a bunch of vegetables and mashed potatoes mixed together.

02:06:07.000 Mince and tallies.

02:06:08.000 It's shepherd's pie, really.

02:06:09.000 It's just shepherd's pie.

02:06:10.000 Deconstructed, though.

02:06:11.000 But in the pan.

02:06:12.000 But what's that site, Ayrshire.com, where we ordered, I ordered a bunch of those pies, and they were like $8 each.

02:06:20.000 Oh, that was a good one.

02:06:21.000 By the time they finally get shipped to you?

02:06:23.000 Ackroy's?

02:06:25.000 Aykroy's Bakery.

02:06:27.000 Okay, I see.

02:06:27.000 Yeah, why do you ask, sir?

02:06:31.000 Well, I'm Scott, Scotch-Irish also.

02:06:35.000 So I just wondered if that was because I like those two.

02:06:37.000 But Zap, Ryan, look up Zap American Gladiators.

02:06:41.000 I lost my virginity to her in regards to masturbation when I was 13, 14 years old.

02:06:48.000 That's going back.

02:06:49.000 So you're a fag.

02:06:50.000 She's a muscle-bound gal, but she is hot.

02:06:53.000 And in 1993, 94, I think she was on the show.

02:06:57.000 Did you ever watch this guy?

02:06:59.000 You sound a lot like someone I know, sir.

02:07:02.000 He's got one of those voices.

02:07:03.000 Oh, dude, she's not bad for bodybuilding.

02:07:05.000 Six voice that was on earlier.

02:07:07.000 That was a muscle girl back in college.

02:07:09.000 Fucking hottest voice.

02:07:12.000 Okay, that's not gross.

02:07:13.000 No one doesn't want to fuck that.

02:07:16.000 Those are like fitness models.

02:07:17.000 Yeah, that's just a woman who's healthy and works out in jogs and stuff.

02:07:22.000 That's not like dude arms.

02:07:24.000 Yeah, the one on the right in the white, this is that picture, she was kind of thick.

02:07:28.000 Yeah, you're allowed to beat off to that.

02:07:30.000 That's perfectly legal.

02:07:31.000 Oh, yeah.

02:07:31.000 And she's got the standex on and zap and gladiator.

02:07:35.000 She's muscle-bound.

02:07:37.000 All right.

02:07:37.000 Thanks for calling, Tony.

02:07:38.000 I'll see you soon.

02:07:39.000 All right.

02:07:41.000 I know that, dude.

02:07:43.000 Get fired.

02:07:44.000 Get in trouble.

02:07:45.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 05, 2021

GOML LIVE #110 - COPS AND ROBBERS

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