Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 05, 2021


GOML LIVE #110 | COPS AND ROBBERS (Part 1)


Episode Stats

Length

52 minutes

Words per Minute

154.04175

Word Count

8,118

Sentence Count

962

Misogynist Sentences

30

Hate Speech Sentences

25


Summary

Matty O'Dell and Gavin McInnes are back from a trip to the Isle of Wight. They talk about a new addition to GOML Live, the latest in the Dreaded Echo saga, and a new way to display your guns in a way where they get the beauty they deserve. Also, Tactical Walls is coming down soon, and you can get 20% off all orders with the promo code GROWTH20 when you enter promo code GMELIFE at checkout. We'd like to thank our sponsor, Tactical Wallows, for making this podcast possible. They've been with us for a long time, and we couldn't do it without them. They're a great way to keep your guns safe, secure, and on display in a place where they can get all the love and appreciation they deserve! If you like the show and want to support it, you can do so by becoming a patron patron patron! Subscribe to the show on iTunes and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll give you 20% all year long off the first month. Get Off My Lawn with Gavin and Brian! Get off My Lawn With Gavin McINnes: Subscribe, Like, Share, and Retweet! Leave Us a Review! Thanks to our sponsor Tactical Wallowards: for sponsoring the show! and Brian and Brian are working on a project that's going to make the show better than the show is going to improve the quality of the show, and it's gonna get better and better every week, and they're going to pay us more money to make it better for our customers get a better experience, and more of their guns in the next month, so we'll send you more stuff like that, more of the stuff we get more of them! We'll see you next month! -Gavin and Brian Thanks, Gavin, for supporting the show in the future, and Brian, for being a better place to support us more of a place like that's better than they can see the show like this, more places to buy more of this, and the best of what we can do more of it, more like that. - Thank you, Gavin & Brian, you're amazing, more fun, more support us, more awesome than you get it like that in the real life, more value, and less of that, and thanks you, more appreciation, more love, more gratitude, more money, more respect, more things like that!


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:48.000 That was Grade 2 from the Isle of Wight.
00:00:54.000 Funny little island off the bottom of England.
00:00:57.000 And they're like a kind of a cool boy band that a reader sent in.
00:01:02.000 A viewer.
00:01:04.000 High quality.
00:01:05.000 Grade 2 is what we call second grade in Canada and Britain.
00:01:11.000 You guys say second grade.
00:01:12.000 I've learned not to say that because people make fun of you when you use the wrong colloquialisms in this country.
00:01:28.000 What's the Isle of Wight like?
00:01:30.000 I've never been down there.
00:01:34.000 Cool, I'd imagine.
00:01:36.000 You're a hop, skip and a jump from France.
00:01:42.000 Welcome back to the show.
00:01:43.000 Welcome to GOML Live.
00:01:45.000 This is the one that we make free as a podcast.
00:01:47.000 We have our co-host, Matty O'Dell.
00:01:50.000 Good evening, everybody.
00:01:51.000 How's your monitor working out?
00:01:52.000 Can you see the right thing?
00:01:53.000 Yeah.
00:01:53.000 Okay.
00:01:55.000 And, uh, the audio sounds good, Brian?
00:01:58.000 We're ready for the Skype calls?
00:02:00.000 Sound in butte.
00:02:01.000 Um, I gotta get Matty's... So right now, your lav is the only one working, and I'm just tinkering with these.
00:02:07.000 So maybe it would make sense to solve that before we go live, no?
00:02:11.000 You know, I think we hit a technological limit here because it could only understand one lab at a time, and we're feeding the computer two.
00:02:20.000 But what about the directional mic that we had in front of them?
00:02:24.000 That's if we go through the board, if we choose our audio through the board, then they'll hear that, but then they might get that echo, that dreaded
00:02:32.000 Dreaded Echo.
00:02:33.000 So they've been able to hear Matty, you can hear him, but he doesn't sound as crisp and good.
00:02:39.000 We want crisp and good.
00:02:40.000 Sounds like this is the kind of stuff that should be looked into before 9pm on Thursday night.
00:02:50.000 What do you think?
00:02:52.000 Who, me?
00:02:53.000 Yeah.
00:02:53.000 Oh, I agree, yeah.
00:02:55.000 Been a busy week, but you're right.
00:02:57.000 It hasn't been a busy week.
00:03:01.000 There was, I've been gone.
00:03:04.000 You've had, you've had, I left what?
00:03:06.000 Friday?
00:03:07.000 You've had Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
00:03:10.000 Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
00:03:13.000 Five days.
00:03:16.000 So I'm trying to see if I could blend these two into one.
00:03:23.000 Send these two labs into the one.
00:03:25.000 So it's not getting two different things.
00:03:27.000 It's getting one stereo thing.
00:03:29.000 Not stereo.
00:03:30.000 A mixed down thing.
00:03:31.000 You're a fucking retard.
00:03:35.000 We'd like to thank our sponsors.
00:03:36.000 Let's start with Tactical Walls.
00:03:38.000 Tactical Walls are coming down soon.
00:03:39.000 I'm all over the place in August.
00:03:41.000 Cooperstown, I'm going on vacation, I do stuff, renovating the house, all kinds of shit.
00:03:46.000 So I don't know when he's coming here, but he's going to Tactical Wallsify the office.
00:03:52.000 So that'll be fun.
00:03:53.000 But Tactical Walls is a sponsor that's been with us almost as long as our original sponsor, Johnny Apple CBD, who we'll get to in a second.
00:04:02.000 But it's a fantastic way to display your guns.
00:04:05.000 We just had a few subscribers send us pictures of their their mod walls.
00:04:09.000 If you're gonna spend that much money on something you want to display it nicely.
00:04:13.000 You want to have easy access.
00:04:14.000 Of course it makes people like us here in shithole states like New York
00:04:19.000 Green with envy when we see the way you can display your things.
00:04:22.000 We have to have them triple sealed in safes with the ammunition in a different safe and all this fucking horse shit.
00:04:28.000 But Tactical Walls allows you to display your guns in a way where they get the beauty they deserve.
00:04:36.000 And that's tacticalwalls.com.
00:04:38.000 If you put in the promo code Gavin, you get 20% off all orders.
00:04:43.000 We made fun of the ad copy guy's text so much that he no longer says anything in the, in the ads.
00:04:49.000 He just says, say whatever you want.
00:04:52.000 So we're saying whatever we want.
00:04:54.000 These guys have, you should go to their site, Ryan, rather than just a,
00:04:59.000 Yeah.
00:05:01.000 All the different cool places they have to hide your guns too.
00:05:05.000 Like we used one of them.
00:05:07.000 We have the shelf you see on the left there where you shift something over and the shelf drops down and then you got your gun.
00:05:15.000 Hidden behind mirrors, hidden behind wall panels.
00:05:18.000 We have the issue box where it's hidden in a tissue box.
00:05:21.000 It really is incredible the different places you can hide your guns.
00:05:25.000 And guys who break into your house, usually not that smart.
00:05:29.000 So it's not like you have to have some complicated French maze from 1836.
00:05:33.000 The slightest subtle change of the environment is going to throw them for a loop.
00:05:41.000 Look at all the different things they have.
00:05:43.000 It's not just tactical walls.
00:05:45.000 They have the hero wall.
00:05:47.000 Also with the firings set up.
00:05:50.000 What's a hero wall?
00:05:51.000 It's on their site.
00:05:53.000 It's like right there on the left with the firefighter.
00:05:53.000 What is it?
00:05:55.000 Oh, I see.
00:05:56.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:58.000 Yeah, it's not just guns.
00:05:59.000 If you're living in a state like New York, you can put up stuff that's not just guns.
00:06:02.000 Anyway, tacticalwalls.com, promo code GAVIN, 20% off.
00:06:08.000 Go there now, whether you're displaying baseball equipment or just having stuff by your front door to hang your jackets and your motorcycle helmets and your baseball gear, or if you're lucky enough to be able to display guns.
00:06:21.000 So you know how this goes, folks, right?
00:06:23.000 Free till 9.30.
00:06:24.000 Then we go behind the paywall.
00:06:27.000 We take letters for the first hour.
00:06:28.000 Then we take calls from 10 to 11.
00:06:32.000 And what do we do?
00:06:33.000 We just really just make fun of liberals.
00:06:36.000 I saw Amy Siskind is having a meltdown, my neighbor.
00:06:39.000 She's a horrible cunt who is sort of the Pied Piper of the Karens of the suburbs and she trains them to launch domestic terror campaigns on people she disagrees with.
00:06:53.000 Under the auspices of tolerance, which is the funniest part of these Karens, they're out there to terrorize people that disagree with them in the name of diversity.
00:07:02.000 Diversity of opinion doesn't matter, but I checked her Twitter feed and she says she's on the verge of a nervous breakdown and she wants people to leave her alone and if you're going to be mean to her, don't go on her feed, which shows you the sort of IQ level of this silly cow.
00:07:19.000 I would recommend if you've been trolling her and mocking her, I think it's a great time to ramp it up and point out her mistakes.
00:07:26.000 And when I encourage harassment, I'm obviously not talking about doxxing or saying, you're a bitch, you're a dyke.
00:07:33.000 But it's fun to point out the hypocrisy and the glaring errors of all these people.
00:07:42.000 They don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
00:07:44.000 Like, we were talking about the Capitol the other day, and they go,
00:07:48.000 You don't know how hard it was.
00:07:50.000 You know the suit I had?
00:07:51.000 The blue suit I had where I was picking up water bottles?
00:07:54.000 Well I donated it to the Smithsonian.
00:07:57.000 So people could see the pain we had.
00:08:00.000 Remember there was that senator who was bawling his eyes out.
00:08:02.000 I think that was like today.
00:08:05.000 Crying his eyes out about how scary it was.
00:08:07.000 AOC still has PTSD.
00:08:09.000 She wasn't even in the building.
00:08:11.000 She was almost martyred.
00:08:13.000 I was almost murdered!
00:08:14.000 She was nearby, and she was almost murdered.
00:08:17.000 And then you go, wait a minute.
00:08:19.000 When people were really trying to kill Trump and storming the White House, you made fun of him for going into a bunker.
00:08:27.000 Remember all that?
00:08:29.000 The limitless tweets from Ted Lieu and Samuel Jackson, celebrities, everyone laughing at Trump for going to the bunker when people actually want him dead.
00:08:40.000 And then when there's some trespassers meandering, it's ridiculous that they're not, everyone meandered, everyone who meandered isn't in jail.
00:08:50.000 Alright.
00:08:52.000 I'm worried this show's gonna suck already.
00:08:56.000 Can you bring up the crybaby?
00:08:57.000 What are you doing?
00:08:59.000 I looked on Posobik's.
00:09:01.000 You saw it on Posobik, right?
00:09:03.000 No.
00:09:05.000 I saw somebody crying about the thing, but it was two days ago.
00:09:10.000 Was that a different one?
00:09:12.000 A man.
00:09:12.000 It was a man crying.
00:09:13.000 He had an award in his hand.
00:09:15.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:16.000 That was from a couple days ago, so I'm finding it.
00:09:18.000 Okay.
00:09:21.000 Well, but don't look on one guy's Twitter feed, especially someone who posts every 30 seconds.
00:09:27.000 My thought is, I don't know his name, neither do you.
00:09:30.000 So, what do I type in?
00:09:31.000 Senator Crying?
00:09:32.000 Politician Crying, January 6.
00:09:37.000 Here, I'll do it.
00:09:39.000 Let's see how fast I can do it.
00:09:40.000 We're currently racing.
00:09:43.000 So I'm going to Brave Browser.
00:09:45.000 Politician cries a statement, maybe?
00:09:50.000 Jan 6.
00:09:53.000 And then I might even just jump to videos.
00:09:56.000 Lawmakers teared up.
00:09:57.000 Here we go.
00:09:58.000 Rep Krizinger.
00:10:00.000 Kinzinger.
00:10:01.000 So now I go back to the original thing.
00:10:04.000 I have Kinzinger crying.
00:10:06.000 That's all I have to put in.
00:10:08.000 And here we have it.
00:10:10.000 This dude.
00:10:11.000 So... All killings have been shown to my... The right side.
00:10:19.000 These are all cops?
00:10:23.000 Oh, the humanity.
00:10:38.000 That reminds me of that mayor, the George Floyd mayor, who was sobbing at his casket.
00:10:44.000 And he was doing this elbow, this shoulder thing.
00:10:47.000 Sobbing uncontrollably.
00:10:49.000 Yeah.
00:10:50.000 Where was George Floyd killed?
00:10:51.000 Was that Minneapolis?
00:10:53.000 Yeah.
00:10:53.000 Yeah, Minneapolis mayor, who looks like this weird gay Jew, crying his ass off, crying George Floyd.
00:11:04.000 We should set up something where my computer can go to the feed so I can just do your job.
00:11:12.000 Jacob Frey is his name.
00:11:14.000 F-R-E-Y.
00:11:16.000 This is from back in early June, but fuck is it funny.
00:11:21.000 And it's gold-plated casket.
00:11:23.000 I wanna see your tears.
00:11:26.000 Remember when I was a kid, I was pretending to cry for some reason, I can't remember why, and I spat on my fingers, and I put spit in my eyes, and I was like, Dad, it's just not fair.
00:11:37.000 And my dad touches my eyes with his finger, tastes it, and he goes, that's spit!
00:11:43.000 He caught me immediately.
00:11:45.000 Maybe there was bubbles on it.
00:11:47.000 But I just want to come up to those guys and go, there's no fucking tears there!
00:11:52.000 Fucking no tears.
00:11:53.000 Like Van Jones, who was drying them like this when he was crying on CNN.
00:12:00.000 Fucking liar.
00:12:01.000 Pathetic.
00:12:03.000 All right, shall we jump into the letters?
00:12:07.000 We ready to go?
00:12:09.000 Should we start the show?
00:12:11.000 We got a crier.
00:12:13.000 What do you mean?
00:12:17.000 It's in this clip where this man cries, this Kissinger.
00:12:21.000 But I thought there was one with him holding, like, an award or some shit.
00:12:24.000 Thank you, Mr. Chairman, and thank you to my colleagues on the committee.
00:12:26.000 Yeah, that was Photoshop, whatever, After Effects, meme stuff.
00:12:31.000 He was holding out an Oscar.
00:12:32.000 The joke, Ryan, is that he's overacting.
00:12:37.000 I think it's important to tell you right now, though.
00:12:43.000 You guys may, like, individually feel a little broken.
00:12:47.000 You guys all talk about the effects you have to deal with and, you know, you talk about the impact of that day.
00:12:55.000 But you guys won.
00:12:58.000 You guys held.
00:13:00.000 Held?
00:13:01.000 You know, democracies are not defined by our bad days.
00:13:09.000 We're defined by how we come back from bad days.
00:13:11.000 Well, that's not necessarily true.
00:13:13.000 We take accountability for that.
00:13:16.000 And for all the overheated rhetoric surrounding this committee, our mission is very simple.
00:13:23.000 Let's define the truth.
00:13:25.000 I don't see any actual tears.
00:13:27.000 No.
00:13:27.000 I want to see tears.
00:13:28.000 Like most Americans, I'm frustrated that six months... He's getting choked up.
00:13:33.000 You guys all talk about the effects you have to deal with and, you know, you talk about a photoshopped of that day.
00:13:40.000 I mean the banner is, but... You guys won.
00:13:43.000 Look at how good that is.
00:13:44.000 Yeah, it's so good it fooled a retard like you.
00:13:49.000 You don't think there's Oscar CNN moments?
00:13:52.000 You guys held.
00:13:53.000 Now I can't tell how, if you're fucking with me.
00:13:56.000 You know, to mock.
00:13:57.000 You guys all talk about the effects we have to deal with.
00:14:01.000 No real tears.
00:14:03.000 What a pussy.
00:14:05.000 Um...
00:14:08.000 So I've been through all of the mailbag, but I stopped at around 720 and we have new ones since 720.
00:14:16.000 So let's just live life on the edge and jump into ones I haven't even seen yet.
00:14:21.000 A few unvetted.
00:14:22.000 Let me touch it.
00:14:33.000 Mr. Show, hey homos, hilarious sketch, but man, this could cancel Bob Odenkirk.
00:14:38.000 I want Bob Odenkirk to be canceled.
00:14:40.000 He almost died over the weekend.
00:14:42.000 Yeah, good.
00:14:44.000 Just kidding, God.
00:14:45.000 Just kidding.
00:14:47.000 I think he's lying about his home invasions.
00:14:50.000 I've had three home invasions.
00:14:52.000 Really?
00:14:53.000 What a coincidence you're talking about them right now while promoting a film about home invasions.
00:15:00.000 Home invasion?
00:15:01.000 Have you ever heard of a home invasion?
00:15:03.000 Yes.
00:15:04.000 Well, it's basically a burglary.
00:15:06.000 I understand, but anyone you know?
00:15:10.000 Can you talk about it on air?
00:15:14.000 I was actually arrested once for a home invasion.
00:15:16.000 Oh yeah, what was that one now?
00:15:19.000 I knocked on the door to talk to somebody and because I actually stepped inside the door, it was a home invasion.
00:15:27.000 Because I was on the property without permission.
00:15:29.000 I love criminals talking about their crimes in a sanitized way.
00:15:33.000 I accidentally knocked a door down because I wanted to have a meeting with someone and discuss some things that we had had.
00:15:38.000 Yeah, we had to sort out a few issues.
00:15:41.000 I wanted to sit down with him and talk about some stuff.
00:15:43.000 The female who answered the door was a little reluctant to testify, so she moved to Kentucky and refused to come back to court.
00:15:52.000 So the case was dismissed.
00:15:53.000 I wonder what made her reluctant to testify.
00:15:56.000 I don't know.
00:15:58.000 Maybe she was suffering from PTSD.
00:16:02.000 But the concept of a cop, and that's like, you're probably dealing with criminals and someone called someone a snitch or something or someone was a snitch.
00:16:10.000 Well it was actually somebody who actually kidnapped somebody.
00:16:14.000 Oh yeah.
00:16:14.000 They kidnapped, I know this story.
00:16:16.000 They forced their car off the road and then like forced them to drive to the home that I went to and then basically had them sit in a chair and they smacked them around and a few things like that.
00:16:28.000 Yeah, I remember this story.
00:16:29.000 And I had done time with the guy who had smacked the person around, so I went to get the straight deal from what was up.
00:16:38.000 And that guy who was kidnapped had a million chances to escape.
00:16:41.000 Him and his girlfriend, yeah.
00:16:43.000 That's the strange part of the story.
00:16:45.000 Yeah, but if you think about it, the guy the day before forces someone off the highway, forces him to come to their house, then smacks him around and humiliates him in front of his girlfriend, and then I go there to find out what's going on, and then they call the police.
00:17:01.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:17:02.000 It's not hard to stop a bully.
00:17:06.000 But yeah, any
00:17:10.000 Any burglary of a home which I think is like a C felony because it used to be at night it was more dangerous like an invasion because you had more of a chance of people being home in bed sleeping.
00:17:25.000 Oh I see.
00:17:26.000 Yeah and like commercials or a beef
00:17:32.000 It's not as bad as a home invasion because it's commercial property at night if there's not a chance of running into people in the store.
00:17:42.000 Oh, right.
00:17:43.000 Like the IRA, they would bomb buildings when they knew people wouldn't be there.
00:17:48.000 Yeah, there's a difference between commercial and residential.
00:17:52.000 The residential becomes a home invasion.
00:17:55.000 But the home invasions you're talking about are criminals getting back at criminals and that's normal stuff.
00:18:01.000 But the idea of like a Bob Odenkirk family
00:18:04.000 With his nerdy wife who's a talent agent, I believe, and their five kids.
00:18:10.000 He's been doing very well for a while now.
00:18:13.000 Better call Saul.
00:18:14.000 Even before that, he was on Breaking Bad.
00:18:17.000 So the guys, I know someone who was at his house like five years ago, big pizza oven in the kitchen, like he's upper middle class at the very least.
00:18:26.000 Yeah.
00:18:27.000 So that's Westchester.
00:18:29.000 So someone comes into your home in Westchester,
00:18:32.000 I mean, it would be international news.
00:18:35.000 It would be on the news in Germany.
00:18:37.000 Definitely on the local news circuit.
00:18:39.000 Yeah.
00:18:40.000 And this happened three times?
00:18:44.000 And he was home all three times?
00:18:46.000 I don't know if he was home all three times.
00:18:49.000 I call fucking bullshit.
00:18:52.000 Also, yeah, we talked about this before on the show, my house would be beyond Fort Knox.
00:18:57.000 It would be razor wire top to bottom.
00:19:00.000 Private security, whatever you need.
00:19:03.000 Anyway, someone sent us a Mr. Show sketch, um, called Operation Hell on Earth.
00:19:09.000 Mr. Show was probably one of the greatest shows ever made.
00:19:12.000 If we work together, people, we can return America to her God-given glory.
00:19:16.000 America first!
00:19:17.000 America first!
00:19:19.000 Okay.
00:19:20.000 This is how people see Proud Boys.
00:19:22.000 Now here's what, this is what America's gonna look like after the mandatory relocation is enforced.
00:19:29.000 New York City will become known as Little Israel.
00:19:35.000 I figure all the Jews will love that.
00:19:37.000 Is that okay, Miss Shapiro?
00:19:39.000 That's fine, Ken.
00:19:40.000 Okay.
00:19:41.000 Now down here is gonna be your New Africa.
00:19:44.000 See your colors keep to that.
00:19:46.000 Uh, Ken.
00:19:47.000 I don't see Virginia there.
00:19:50.000 Oh, well, Chris, that was going to be part of Homo-Rabia, which is over there.
00:19:54.000 You know, see them, uh, them homos get to sodomizing.
00:19:57.000 Well, I'd kind of like to be by the beach.
00:20:00.000 Well, okay, I guess, I guess the coloreds can have Virginia, too.
00:20:05.000 We'll annex that.
00:20:06.000 I can, can, can.
00:20:08.000 That's, that's SpongeBob SquarePants.
00:20:11.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:12.000 Oh, that's his voice over?
00:20:13.000 That's his voice?
00:20:14.000 Yeah.
00:20:16.000 Where's Homo-Rabia now?
00:20:20.000 Kind of a one trick pony.
00:20:22.000 That's fucking Spongebob's voice.
00:20:24.000 Yeah, he's not got a lot of range.
00:20:26.000 I think it's called his voice.
00:20:28.000 Anyway, we get the joke.
00:20:30.000 But you know what's funny about that sketch?
00:20:31.000 I did an article a long time ago called 13 Mr. Show Sketches That Became Real.
00:20:40.000 And it's up to like 25 now.
00:20:42.000 That is real.
00:20:45.000 In D.C., blacks are talking about having black neighborhoods, but black counties with black mayors and black politicians, they are self-segregating.
00:20:54.000 We are getting homo rabia and little Israel.
00:21:00.000 I mean, Americans are naturally, and I blame social media.
00:21:03.000 I think social media has created these bubbles where we go, I don't want to talk to anyone who disagrees with me, and we no longer correspond with each other.
00:21:11.000 So now you have people that are saying, I'm done, with their own families too, exing their own families.
00:21:17.000 I'm surprised your families stayed so close with them being in law enforcement and you being in the opposite.
00:21:24.000 Well, it was about 20 years we were estranged.
00:21:27.000 Oh, really?
00:21:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:21:29.000 So, were any of them your friends?
00:21:33.000 My brothers and sisters?
00:21:34.000 What about Thanksgiving and stuff?
00:21:36.000 No, pretty much non-existent.
00:21:39.000 For 20 years?
00:21:40.000 Close to it.
00:21:41.000 I mean, I would go to my mother.
00:21:42.000 I mean, I would go and then I would stop going.
00:21:45.000 I would be like, ah, I don't want to sit across the table from someone I have to be phony or who's gonna be phony to me.
00:21:52.000 Huh.
00:21:53.000 Like, I'll go to see my mother.
00:21:55.000 You know, my mother was, you know, I loved her.
00:21:57.000 She was my mom.
00:21:58.000 But my sister was always close with me.
00:21:58.000 Right.
00:22:00.000 My younger brother was okay.
00:22:02.000 I mean, my brother,
00:22:03.000 My older brother, because he was law enforcement, you know, conflict of interest.
00:22:09.000 Oh, I, see, I love corruption.
00:22:11.000 I wish, I wish you guys were pals like Whitey Bulger.
00:22:14.000 Oh, my brother was by the book.
00:22:16.000 Which is not a bad, you know, that was his career.
00:22:19.000 And he's still in law enforcement.
00:22:21.000 Yeah, but you guys could have been a great team where he tells you when the bus are coming and... The relationship I have with all of my family members now are okay.
00:22:31.000 Yeah.
00:22:33.000 This is from Pizza Machine.
00:22:35.000 Gee, moi, you're gorgeous.
00:22:36.000 Check out this band from Canada, Metz.
00:22:39.000 Wow, I like the sound of the name.
00:22:43.000 We have to get through an ad, of course.
00:22:46.000 Oh, are you on a better YouTube than me?
00:22:48.000 You don't get ads?
00:22:49.000 I have premium.
00:22:50.000 Yes.
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00:22:54.000 Mm-hmm.
00:22:56.000 Doing big things in a bag.
00:22:57.000 OK, this is boring.
00:23:01.000 Boring.
00:23:02.000 Okay, jump in the middle.
00:23:09.000 How many times have you heard this fucking boring Foo Fighters modern rock hardcore?
00:23:20.000 It's just the guy in the band saying, check out this band I discovered called Me.
00:23:25.000 There's no lyrics, but... Just jump in the middle there.
00:23:28.000 Is that the middle?
00:23:29.000 This is, yeah, this is fucking... Fuck off!
00:23:32.000 He moves like three times and there was never any lyrics.
00:23:35.000 It's, uh, you know, something.
00:23:38.000 Sounds like a guitar riff on loop.
00:23:41.000 Um... How did Matty and his brother go in such different directions?
00:23:46.000 That's from a Japanese name.
00:23:48.000 Okay, um, I'm not too sure.
00:23:51.000 I mean, my brother worked a normal job, I think he became law enforcement at an early age, maybe 23, somewhere around there.
00:24:00.000 When did you become a bad boy?
00:24:03.000 Well, I've been getting in trouble since I was like 8.
00:24:07.000 Well, weren't you babysat by some bad boys?
00:24:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:10.000 Yes, yes.
00:24:11.000 Yeah.
00:24:12.000 Very, very, very good.
00:24:13.000 I mean, in my eyes, you know, they're great cats, but, you know, they have a very sinister reputation.
00:24:18.000 Yes, I know.
00:24:19.000 When their names come up at my gym, everyone shits their pants, and these guys are professional fighters.
00:24:24.000 But my brother, my sister, and my younger brother all grew up with them.
00:24:28.000 We were neighbors.
00:24:28.000 Like, literally.
00:24:30.000 So what do you think sent your brother on a law enforcement path?
00:24:33.000 I think my brother took the civil service test just out of, I mean he went to university.
00:24:42.000 What did he take in university?
00:24:46.000 Um, first he was out in the University of Arizona, and then my father passed away early, 49, and then he came back, you know, helped my mom out and stuff.
00:24:55.000 And, uh, he ended up with, like, a B.A.
00:25:00.000 or a B.A.
00:25:01.000 in, uh, no, Bachelor of Science in Criminology and all that stuff.
00:25:05.000 Okay, so he was into it before Criminology.
00:25:08.000 Well, he went back to college after he had gotten on the job.
00:25:14.000 Like, he had started off as an officer, then he did undercover work, then he was on the... Right, so what sent him to pursue that?
00:25:21.000 That must have been young then.
00:25:23.000 Yeah, I think he got on the job at 23.
00:25:26.000 When he first went to college, after high school.
00:25:28.000 And you don't know what set him off?
00:25:30.000 No.
00:25:31.000 I think he just was... the test was coming up, so he took it.
00:25:34.000 A lot of people do that.
00:25:37.000 Hmm.
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00:28:08.000 Oh, we got one from
00:28:10.000 About Maddie... Um... Why are you such a fucking fag?
00:28:16.000 No.
00:28:17.000 Nice.
00:28:18.000 I had to say no really fast.
00:28:21.000 Um... Some dude said... Shit, can I find it?
00:28:28.000 Um... He said... You talk about getting arrested in Massachusetts... Someone... I know... Do you know Big Steve?
00:28:36.000 He has the same last name.
00:28:38.000 Odell.
00:28:39.000 No, I was never arrested in Massachusetts.
00:28:43.000 One of my good friends and associates lived in Massachusetts and was arrested coming back from my home in New York in Massachusetts.
00:28:53.000 Oh yes, with helicopters and everything.
00:28:54.000 Yes, I did spend a lot of time in Massachusetts.
00:28:57.000 You've never heard of a fellow criminal named Big Steve O'Dell?
00:29:00.000 Big Steve O'Dell, not off the top of my head.
00:29:02.000 Yeah, it was a dumb letter because Massachusetts is a fucking gigantic state.
00:29:06.000 Well, I hung out mostly in Boston, you know, Mattapan, Lynn, Salem, Chelsea.
00:29:17.000 Let's get serious here.
00:29:19.000 What up, guys?
00:29:20.000 Just wanted to ask, what number of chicks y'all niggas think a guy needs to bone before settling down?
00:29:26.000 Thanks.
00:29:26.000 Also, Matty is the man.
00:29:28.000 Thank you, sir.
00:29:31.000 Oh, that's a good one.
00:29:33.000 Well,
00:29:35.000 I know you've had similars before.
00:29:37.000 You were married and everything, and when you started Vice, you said it was rainin' pussy.
00:29:42.000 I did very well, because I was always very horny.
00:29:44.000 So I was out there.
00:29:46.000 Like I said, with the organization I used to be with, it was like being in a rock band.
00:29:51.000 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
00:29:54.000 365 days a year.
00:29:55.000 You had groupies that would basically do anything for you.
00:29:59.000 Did you ever have a girl that was incredibly violent and wanted you to, like, cut her?
00:30:04.000 Yes.
00:30:05.000 What happened there?
00:30:07.000 I knew one girl in particular.
00:30:09.000 She lived up in Hartford, Connecticut.
00:30:13.000 She worked at a local adult entertainment establishment.
00:30:18.000 She used to run some girls.
00:30:21.000 She liked to get cut.
00:30:22.000 She wanted me to cut her.
00:30:24.000 I mean, I guess she was pretty good at it.
00:30:26.000 She knew what she was doing.
00:30:50.000 Cutting, but there's cutters out there.
00:30:52.000 Did she have scars all over her pubic area?
00:30:56.000 I didn't get down there and look too close because she was nuts.
00:31:00.000 And then what happened after that?
00:31:01.000 How'd that whole session end?
00:31:03.000 Oh, we were, uh, we locked ourselves in a bathroom in the bottom of one of the clubhouses in Hartford.
00:31:09.000 And, uh, we were there for about an hour and a half going back and forth, you know, two linebackers coming out.
00:31:14.000 And then, uh, it was actually St.
00:31:16.000 Patrick's Day and she
00:31:18.000 Came out, we came out, we're sitting at the bar in the bottom of the clubhouse and she goes, uh, you wanna go to the parade with me?
00:31:27.000 Wanna go what?
00:31:28.000 To the parade.
00:31:29.000 Oh!
00:31:29.000 I was like, yeah, maybe another time.
00:31:34.000 And you never saw her again?
00:31:35.000 Never.
00:31:36.000 Wasn't there other couples there that could hear you guys?
00:31:39.000 Oh yeah, it sounded like there was two linebackers going back for the bathroom.
00:31:43.000 Bang!
00:31:44.000 Smash!
00:31:44.000 A couple of the other members had come downstairs and they were getting ready to leave.
00:31:47.000 You know, it was probably like now 7, 8, 9 o'clock in the morning.
00:31:51.000 So I'm there, I'm just in a pair of jeans and sweat pouring out of, you know, I was doing what my favorite drug was, I'm sweat pouring out of everywhere.
00:32:00.000 She's sweat pouring everywhere.
00:32:02.000 There's blood splatters on the walls in the bathroom.
00:32:08.000 So I go, hey, you guys, you know, they're like, hey,
00:32:12.000 That's mad.
00:32:12.000 It's actually funny, one of the guys goes to one of the prospects and was like, should we get garbage bags?
00:32:19.000 What's he doing in there?
00:32:20.000 I thought you were murdering someone.
00:32:23.000 Garbage bags?
00:32:25.000 I would have been like, should we call the police?
00:32:27.000 No, should we get garbage bags?
00:32:29.000 That was their response.
00:32:31.000 But um, so they come down and I'm sitting there sweating.
00:32:34.000 She's sitting there sweating.
00:32:35.000 We're breathing.
00:32:36.000 I like, you know, just had a heavy session and oh, this man ain't good.
00:32:40.000 Cuz I just come home from prison at the time and uh, they're like, oh I say, you ever meet my wife?
00:32:46.000 And they all they all were like walking side step like
00:32:53.000 So they were both there with their wives too.
00:32:55.000 Oh yeah.
00:32:56.000 Two.
00:32:57.000 There was a few members, they were there actually from Rhode Island.
00:33:00.000 This is a simulation of right before you guys are about to... Yeah, that was her.
00:33:06.000 That's them fucking in the bathroom.
00:33:07.000 Yeah, it was crazy.
00:33:10.000 It was definitely one for the books.
00:33:13.000 But not your cup of tea.
00:33:15.000 No.
00:33:16.000 Kind of like fucking a female bodybuilder.
00:33:18.000 That was a tough one too.
00:33:20.000 I had to go, I had to do it just to say that I did it.
00:33:24.000 Oh, I agree a thousand percent, yes.
00:33:25.000 But it was, it was like literally grabbing this bar.
00:33:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:30.000 Like there was no feminism.
00:33:31.000 A man, that's a man's body.
00:33:32.000 Whatsoever.
00:33:33.000 That's the rock.
00:33:33.000 It was like grabbing a guy's arm.
00:33:34.000 You fucked the rock.
00:33:36.000 And it, you just, it just ruined it.
00:33:38.000 I mean, we did the D, but.
00:33:40.000 Well, the entire concept of sex with heterosexuals is me, like you want to be the rock, you want to be the bar.
00:33:47.000 Yeah.
00:33:48.000 And sometimes we're not.
00:33:50.000 And then she's soft and smooth and it's the juxtaposition But like you want her to sleep in the the crux of your your your arm there That's the ideal with her leg over you her little soft leg But the idea of you sleeping in her thing that you're ruining it now So if she's any kind of hard or any kind of dominant or she's got like size 12 feet We've lost the whole dynamic here.
00:34:13.000 Yeah
00:34:13.000 It wasn't like she was like a fitness model or a bikini.
00:34:15.000 She was a stone-cold, straight-up body, like... Like she could pick you up and go like this.
00:34:21.000 Oh yeah, absolutely.
00:34:24.000 All right, let's get back to the question.
00:34:26.000 Sometimes you have to ignore it.
00:34:27.000 How do you feel about that, Neil?
00:34:29.000 That's actually a woman.
00:34:31.000 That gets mistaken for a man.
00:34:32.000 Deep-seated, rude behavior.
00:34:34.000 You know, I'm being hurt as a woman.
00:34:37.000 They don't even take the time to see who you are.
00:34:40.000 They just go ahead and accuse you or judge you like they are God.
00:34:44.000 Yuck.
00:34:44.000 That's a dude.
00:34:45.000 I don't even like looking at that.
00:34:47.000 Alright, so here's the answer to the question.
00:34:49.000 Ideally, you're a virgin.
00:34:52.000 I know this sounds crazy.
00:34:53.000 Ideally, you're a virgin and you're Christian and you meet the love of your life and you guys get married at like 18, 19 and you have 10 kids.
00:35:03.000 I know that sounds mental and none of us have experienced that or will ever experience that.
00:35:10.000 But I have noticed that when I meet young Catholics, they have great sex lives, they love each other, they have tons of kids, they lead fantastic lives, because they build their habits up together.
00:35:22.000 So like, I like movies on a Thursday, whatever, I'm making up habits.
00:35:26.000 That Thursday night's movie night.
00:35:28.000 They like going to New Orleans for Mardi Gras.
00:35:31.000 That becomes their habit together, they grow together.
00:35:34.000 Now, though that's the utopia, none of us end up with that.
00:35:41.000 I mean, the love of my life, when I lost my virginity, ended up being a crackhead.
00:35:45.000 I'm glad I didn't marry her.
00:35:47.000 So, it's kind of a two-pronged question, because it's like saying, what's the ideal number of fucking bourbons to drink if you wanna piss the bed?
00:35:57.000 It's a vice, it's wrong.
00:36:02.000 But let's cut out that utopian model where you marry your high school sweetheart and have tons of kids.
00:36:10.000 We hope you do that, but we know you won't.
00:36:12.000 So as far as like getting a good sort of concept of what fucking is, I mean, I don't understand why you'd need more than 20 under your belt.
00:36:23.000 You and I both have 20 million.
00:36:26.000 I've got in the hundreds.
00:36:28.000 But like a fat chick, a skinny chick, a black chick, an Asian chick, a threesome.
00:36:34.000 You kind of get the idea.
00:36:36.000 Pussies are not that different.
00:36:37.000 It's not like some are sideways, some are big, some are small.
00:36:40.000 If you pay attention and no female anatomy, you'll do well.
00:36:44.000 And I'll tell you another thing.
00:36:46.000 When you're fucking your wife and trying to make a baby, that sex is in a different universe.
00:36:50.000 Yeah.
00:36:51.000 Here's one thing I will say.
00:36:53.000 I caught myself fucking this girl Amanda to, uh, I think Scott was playing on my computer and, uh, I was actually dancing to the music.
00:37:03.000 So I was more invested in the song than I was in the actual pumps.
00:37:07.000 And that's when I was like, you know what?
00:37:11.000 It's time to it's time to stop yeah, so if you catch yourself with your mind wandering during intercourse It's time to settle down and ladies You from 20 to 25.
00:37:21.000 I'm not gonna murder you but at 25 up you got to start caring about who you're fucking guys I
00:37:28.000 Kind of the same thing.
00:37:29.000 Like you started getting wasted doing coke partying at 15, 14.
00:37:34.000 You're 25 now.
00:37:36.000 How much coke do you need to do?
00:37:38.000 How much beer do you need to drink?
00:37:40.000 How many parties do you need to go to?
00:37:43.000 I mean, in New York City, 45 is still considered, like, well, he's still partying a little bit.
00:37:48.000 That's 15, 25, 35, 45.
00:37:51.000 That's 30 years of fucking partying.
00:37:55.000 Three decades on the town.
00:37:57.000 That's embarrassing.
00:37:59.000 Aren't you embarrassed?
00:38:02.000 Uh, okay, we gotta wrap it up.
00:38:05.000 Okay.
00:38:06.000 These go by fast, don't they?
00:38:09.000 So I'm going to end the show for the freebies.
00:38:12.000 Are you still putting these on the podcast thing?
00:38:15.000 Oh, yeah.
00:38:16.000 Do they get hits?
00:38:17.000 Should we still keep doing this?
00:38:19.000 Yes.
00:38:20.000 How do you know?
00:38:21.000 Because if they're if they're late, you'll get some emails.
00:38:27.000 Oh, no.
00:38:30.000 So we end the show with
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00:38:40.000 I get this bill for PS4s.
00:38:43.000 We don't even use a PS4.
00:38:45.000 Or maybe it's an Xbox.
00:38:47.000 I don't even know.
00:38:47.000 But I see it in my bank statements and go, I gotta cancel that at some point.
00:38:50.000 The kids don't even play that fucking video game.
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