Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #113

00:00:09.000 I never asked for a free ride live from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:21.000 At least I showed up, you showed me nothing at all.

00:00:27.000 It's coming down on me.

00:00:31.000 Water like misery.

00:00:35.000 It's coming down on me.

00:00:39.000 I'm ready, rain on.

00:00:41.000 I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm a lot rain on me.

00:00:49.000 I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm a lot rain on me.

00:01:04.000 Whoa.

00:01:07.000 Oh, it's a bad.

00:01:09.000 I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm alive.

00:01:13.000 Rain on me.

00:01:15.000 That was, of course, the legendary Frankie Grande, Ariana Grande's brother, who I think might be gay.

00:01:27.000 What gave you that impression?

00:01:29.000 I have a super advanced gaydar.

00:01:32.000 I can just tell.

00:01:34.000 And I look at him and I feel the vibes.

00:01:38.000 And I'm like, definitely, well, I shouldn't say definitely.

00:01:40.000 Nothing's definite, but definite gay vibes.

00:01:44.000 Look at this interview.

00:01:45.000 Now, tell me if this confirms my suspicions.

00:01:48.000 I sent it to in another email.

00:01:49.000 He was on ABC, USA Today, ABC, MBC, Morning America, fucking waking up and having a coffee and gossiping instead of working.

00:02:00.000 Being a mom is the toughest job.

00:02:02.000 You can tell by the TV they watch as we're working our axes off.

00:02:08.000 As you're driving a truck through torrential rainfall, having to go down an exit in the opposite direction.

00:02:13.000 They're at home watching this after having prepared some school lunches.

00:02:17.000 Frankie Grande.

00:02:21.000 Send her.

00:02:22.000 Thank you, Neg.

00:02:22.000 I know, and you're such a good friend, too.

00:02:24.000 She loves you and she loves your support.

00:02:26.000 Thank you, Neg.

00:02:27.000 Thank you.

00:02:28.000 Next.

00:02:29.000 Thank you.

00:02:30.000 Next.

00:02:31.000 Was it good that I was like kind of on tune?

00:02:33.000 Yeah, you were.

00:02:33.000 You're doing an amazing job.

00:02:35.000 These are minstrels.

00:02:43.000 Just pause.

00:02:45.000 Say he's going through cancer treatment or he's, you know, say he's abandoned on a cliff for three days.

00:02:55.000 He's not talking like that.

00:02:57.000 He's not like, oh my God, you guys, I need to get some food or something because I'm literally like literally, literally, literally starving to death.

00:03:04.000 So it's an affectation and it's annoying.

00:03:09.000 Anyway, go back.

00:03:13.000 You recently revealed also that you are part of a thruffle.

00:03:18.000 Do tell us more.

00:03:20.000 Yes.

00:03:21.000 I am.

00:03:22.000 Puts his paws down like that.

00:03:23.000 What is that?

00:03:24.000 I'm a puppy.

00:03:27.000 I can't even.

00:03:28.000 So it's confirmed.

00:03:29.000 My suspicions were correct.

00:03:30.000 He is a gay.

00:03:33.000 A couple.

00:03:34.000 Yeah, it's a thruffle.

00:03:34.000 So it is, so I'm dating two married men.

00:03:37.000 They're wonderful.

00:03:38.000 Mike and Daniel, a doctor and a lawyer.

00:03:41.000 You got both.

00:03:42.000 I love it when normal people try to make homosexuality normal too.

00:03:48.000 And they're like, I'm married.

00:03:50.000 I mean, I'm dating a married couple.

00:03:52.000 No, you're not.

00:03:53.000 They're not married.

00:03:54.000 None of this is real.

00:03:55.000 You're gays.

00:03:56.000 You have your own world going on.

00:03:58.000 I'm not trying to ban it.

00:03:59.000 It's none of my beeswax.

00:04:00.000 But it's not a normal world.

00:04:03.000 No one's dating a married couple here on Earth.

00:04:06.000 No.

00:04:07.000 It's fake.

00:04:09.000 You're LARPing.

00:04:10.000 You're playing house.

00:04:13.000 Oh, you got a doctor and a lawyer.

00:04:14.000 You got both.

00:04:15.000 That's exactly like when my mother said to me as a young lady that I should marry a doctor or a lawyer.

00:04:20.000 It's the same.

00:04:21.000 Yeah.

00:04:22.000 It's just the same.

00:04:23.000 You're just, gays, they're just like us.

00:04:29.000 What are you doing?

00:04:30.000 Keep going.

00:04:31.000 Real food.

00:04:32.000 I got both.

00:04:33.000 And also, like, I've been single for nine years.

00:04:35.000 So, like, I was very open to Japanese Annie Mae.

00:04:39.000 And I was very open to the possibilities of, like, you know, like, what does love look like?

00:04:44.000 Like, what could love be like?

00:04:44.000 Oh, we went to Harry Potter together because they're pedophiles.

00:04:48.000 It was like we met each other and it was like we had common interests.

00:04:50.000 Like, who hit on him?

00:04:52.000 We all loved dicks.

00:04:54.000 Grande love.

00:04:55.000 Frankie Grande or Grande Love?

00:04:57.000 What the fuck is his name even now?

00:04:58.000 No, no, no, no.

00:04:59.000 His name's Frankie Grande.

00:05:01.000 Okay.

00:05:01.000 This is like a subhead.

00:05:03.000 They just are, they're wasting their lower third with just random crap.

00:05:08.000 He gives subhead.

00:05:10.000 Well, I was hosting a charity.

00:05:12.000 Meanwhile, all three of those hosts are purposely blocking out the intercourse that goes on with this thruple and the disgusting jizbaths they have.

00:05:21.000 And the black guy is like, This is disgusting.

00:05:25.000 I'm a pole.

00:05:26.000 The black guy's like, I quit.

00:05:28.000 I'll go to church and shit.

00:05:30.000 Do I have to sit here for this one?

00:05:31.000 He's like, the guys are going to fucking rake me over the cold.

00:05:34.000 The lucky Pierre is in that group.

00:05:37.000 Ugh.

00:05:40.000 And they were at the front table right in the front.

00:05:42.000 So it was kind of like those cosmic sparks.

00:05:46.000 Oh, the romance.

00:05:48.000 Batting my eyelashes hard.

00:05:50.000 That was.

00:05:51.000 Who pays?

00:05:51.000 So when you go out, do you have to treat...

00:05:54.000 Is there like a leader?

00:05:55.000 No, no, no.

00:05:56.000 I mean, they do take care of me a lot.

00:05:58.000 They do pay for things a lot, which is what you're doing.

00:06:00.000 You're a whore.

00:06:01.000 He's a dildo.

00:06:02.000 You're a fucking human dildo.

00:06:04.000 You loser piece of garbage trash.

00:06:07.000 You know, you think, you meet the biggest heterosexual slut woman in the world, and you're like, oh, God, this is so sad, your poor father.

00:06:13.000 Then you meet a gay slut, and it's just like, you're barely human.

00:06:18.000 You know what?

00:06:18.000 He's sub-Dan Harmon's real doll.

00:06:21.000 Because that thing doesn't have volition to walk out of this situation.

00:06:25.000 They're kind of the same as real dolls.

00:06:28.000 You have to hoses.

00:06:29.000 Do they have souls?

00:06:30.000 Do they go to heaven?

00:06:31.000 Do they go to hell?

00:06:34.000 How do they clean you out, Frankie?

00:06:36.000 They use a hose.

00:06:37.000 They drag me onto it.

00:06:38.000 I've been for nine years, so this is all new for me, right?

00:06:41.000 Yeah, like it's pretty new for us as a society, and it's new for these dumb, fucking bitch, glamour housewives, and this poor black dude pretending that it's not disgusting and wrong and doomed, invariably doomed.

00:06:56.000 It's not like they're going to have a happy family and be around in 20 years.

00:07:00.000 Anyway, that brings us to the normal world.

00:07:04.000 As a conservative, as a normal right-of-center human being, as a not-lefter, you want to meet someone.

00:07:10.000 I was just working on this project today, and I was talking about Deploraball and Night for Freedom, Night of Freedom that Cernovich put on, where after Trump was elected, young conservatives wanted to meet in romance.

00:07:23.000 And Antifa was outside hurling bottles, batteries, feces, piss, sending Antifa down, demanding they come downstairs and be killed.

00:07:34.000 At one point, this old Jewish guy said, all right, I'll come outside.

00:07:38.000 I didn't do anything wrong.

00:07:39.000 They beat him mercilessly into cardiac arrest, strangled him.

00:07:43.000 David Campbell, the Antifa responsible, spent a year in Rikers, where he is right now, serving his sentence.

00:07:49.000 Pathetic sentence.

00:07:50.000 It's no Max and John for four years.

00:07:52.000 But anyway, the point is, as a conservative, it's hard to find someone.

00:07:55.000 If you don't live in the deep south, then go to a megachurch.

00:07:58.000 Drome is here to meet your needs.

00:08:01.000 It's the place to meet conservative girls.

00:08:03.000 Most dating apps are terrible.

00:08:04.000 They're superficial face-swiping apps.

00:08:07.000 And then they are the quote-unquote expert matching apps.

00:08:10.000 Both usually waste your time.

00:08:12.000 The solution is values-based matching.

00:08:15.000 If you're right-wing, things probably aren't going to work out with someone who's a total lefty.

00:08:20.000 Same with religion, lifestyle, how to raise children, and other core conservative values.

00:08:24.000 Sure, the right person might change to meet you where you are in life, but why not just find the perfect match from the start?

00:08:29.000 Drome is the best free new values-based dating app.

00:08:34.000 You pick deal breakers and deal makers.

00:08:36.000 There are no experts in match percentages, and you don't have to addictively check the app.

00:08:40.000 As soon as someone matches your deal breakers and deal makers, and you match theirs, you get a notification.

00:08:45.000 If you don't find a deal breaker or a deal maker that's important to you, you can add your own anonymously.

00:08:50.000 Drome is also video-only for more human interactions.

00:08:53.000 Go to drome.date slash gavin in your phone's browser.

00:08:58.000 Click the iOS or Google button to install and use the invite code Gavin to set up.

00:09:04.000 If you're already matched up, tell your friends and get your boyfriend or girlfriend to tell their friends.

00:09:08.000 That's drom.date slash Gavin.

00:09:14.000 Drom.

00:09:14.000 Design and meet your perfect match.

00:09:16.000 It's free to use.

00:09:16.000 That's drom.date slash gavin.

00:09:20.000 You know, my wife, well, she was a liberal.

00:09:22.000 I don't know what she is now, now that these liberal nut bars have terrorized our family for five years.

00:09:29.000 But back when I met my wife, and sort of for all of American history, outside of the Vietnam War, I assume, I don't remember those years, it didn't really matter what your political proclivities were because we weren't in the midst of an American divorce.

00:09:44.000 So you'd meet a girl, you could say something like, fucking close the borders, speak English.

00:09:51.000 I used to wear a shirt that said speak English had an American flag on it.

00:09:55.000 I made it myself.

00:09:56.000 And everyone would just roll their eyes.

00:09:57.000 Oh, gap.

00:09:59.000 What will he think of next, that nut?

00:10:03.000 And now, you know, you wear a MAGA hat in New York City, and it's either fight or at best, kick me out of the bar.

00:10:12.000 Remember Jovi Val, who was caught wearing a MAGA hat at a bar?

00:10:16.000 He got bottled in the face.

00:10:18.000 His face was slit open.

00:10:20.000 And he got it repaired by a MAGA surgeon.

00:10:23.000 It was all over the New York Post.

00:10:24.000 And then Jovi went insane and became a real Nazi, a bonafide Nazi.

00:10:30.000 Jesus.

00:10:31.000 He became emotionally disturbed, I think, from the attention, from the whole thing, from the attack.

00:10:37.000 And after being...

00:10:39.000 PTSD.

00:10:40.000 What?

00:10:40.000 PTSD.

00:10:42.000 Well, he became kind of ostracized amongst his Puerto Rican friends for being pro-Trump.

00:10:47.000 And they drove him out.

00:10:49.000 And then he just became a Nazi.

00:10:52.000 This shirt I'm wearing is not sitting well with me.

00:10:54.000 I feel like a mime.

00:10:57.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:11:00.000 I was like, he was really, really upset about it.

00:11:03.000 I'm like, oh, dude, it's cool.

00:11:04.000 You have a cut.

00:11:05.000 All women get sopping wet when they see a facial scar.

00:11:09.000 He's like, yeah, I'll give you one then.

00:11:12.000 And that's when I thought, uh-oh, are we starting to lose this guy?

00:11:16.000 Yeah.

00:11:16.000 He's getting a bit mental.

00:11:18.000 Now he wears an actual swastika medallion.

00:11:21.000 Jeez.

00:11:21.000 Goes to protest with a swastika sign while the rest of us are going, we're not Nazis.

00:11:26.000 You're getting it all wrong.

00:11:27.000 He's like, no, you got it right.

00:11:29.000 I'm a Puerto Rican Nazi.

00:11:32.000 Jesus.

00:11:36.000 In the news, by the way, we have torrential rainfall.

00:11:40.000 Last night, I drove home to check my house.

00:11:45.000 My wife's out of town.

00:11:46.000 I was working late.

00:11:48.000 It was like a, you know those maze games you play where you go, no, I can't go that way.

00:11:52.000 That's a dead end.

00:11:54.000 So I take the maze home and I see a puddle near my house.

00:11:58.000 I think I can do this.

00:11:59.000 I'm in a small car, BMW.

00:12:01.000 I rock it through the puddle.

00:12:03.000 Then there's a second one.

00:12:04.000 I'm right next to my house, but there's a big ass puddle there.

00:12:07.000 And I just go, hey, kit, you got this?

00:12:11.000 Little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little, little.

00:12:14.000 What's that from?

00:12:15.000 Nightrider.

00:12:16.000 Whoa.

00:12:17.000 Yep.

00:12:17.000 Not bad for a young buck.

00:12:19.000 Yep, Knight Rider.

00:12:20.000 How do you know that?

00:12:21.000 Well, you know, everyone knows the Hoff.

00:12:24.000 I love the.

00:12:25.000 30-year-olds?

00:12:25.000 To be honest, it's from I Love the 80s from VH1.

00:12:31.000 They taught me a lot.

00:12:33.000 Taught me a lot.

00:12:34.000 It's not really knowledge.

00:12:37.000 This is like today we're in the car because I'm dealing with this getting this car towed.

00:12:41.000 I'm ruining the end of the story.

00:12:43.000 But I go, he goes, I love Costco.

00:12:45.000 I save so much money on gas.

00:12:46.000 And I go, okay.

00:12:48.000 And he goes, hey, you know what?

00:12:49.000 Next time we need Gatorade, just let me know and I'll get some.

00:12:52.000 I'm like, what do you mean?

00:12:53.000 We always need Gatorade.

00:12:55.000 We have a storage room.

00:12:56.000 Next time you're there, buy some Gatorade.

00:12:58.000 Okay, well, give me some money and I'll buy Some and I go, you can just buy it and I'll pay you back.

00:13:02.000 Whatever the company will pay you back.

00:13:04.000 He goes, Okay, I can do that on consignment if you want.

00:13:08.000 I'm like, that's not what consignment means.

00:13:10.000 No, consignment is when you get something for free and then you sell it, then you give the money back.

00:13:15.000 No, no, isn't it?

00:13:16.000 No, it's like if I had a motorcycle and Gavin says, Hey, let me try to sell the bike for you.

00:13:22.000 I give it to Gavin on consignment.

00:13:24.000 He takes possession of it, tries to sell it, and then pays me and keeps it properly.

00:13:29.000 I get like 20, I don't know, 10 to 20 percent.

00:13:32.000 If you have a store, then you can either buy merchandise and fill it up with merchandise that you bought and now you want to make your money back, or you don't own it, like a pawn shop, and then you fill it with other people's property.

00:13:46.000 You sell it and then you take a commission.

00:13:48.000 So it's there on consignment.

00:13:50.000 Why am I explaining this?

00:13:52.000 There's not a lot of 12-year-olds up right now.

00:13:54.000 There shouldn't be.

00:13:55.000 It's your bedtime, kids.

00:14:00.000 But I hit the second one, and Kit did not have my back.

00:14:05.000 He let me down.

00:14:07.000 And I heard a bang.

00:14:09.000 I felt a bang, too.

00:14:10.000 Now, the bang is one of two things.

00:14:12.000 One is I drifted off and I couldn't see the edge and I hit a curb.

00:14:16.000 I don't think there's big curbs there.

00:14:18.000 So that's a concern.

00:14:19.000 I thought it was my rim hitting the curb.

00:14:21.000 The other possibility is I got air sucked into the intake and I got, what's it called, hydro lock.

00:14:29.000 And one of the pistons just drove through the engine wall.

00:14:32.000 In which case, the car is toast.

00:14:35.000 Yep.

00:14:36.000 Now, I got insurance.

00:14:37.000 I'll get a new one of equal value, but still feels like a big deal for a puddle to end your...

00:14:43.000 I think that car was like $45,000.

00:14:45.000 $40, $45,000.

00:14:47.000 $40, $40, $4, $45.

00:14:48.000 $45, $45.

00:14:50.000 But I got off easy, judging by the newspapers today.

00:14:55.000 I was just reading about some Asian guy in Queens, 50-year-old with a two-year-old.

00:15:00.000 They were just drowned in their apartment, the whole family.

00:15:03.000 They had one exit.

00:15:04.000 They weren't strong enough to open the door because it opens out and the water had filled up.

00:15:09.000 So it was like opening one of those emergency exit doors in a plane when it's in orbit, when it's in the air.

00:15:16.000 They couldn't open it.

00:15:19.000 So he drazound.

00:15:21.000 Yep.

00:15:22.000 Terrible.

00:15:23.000 I mean, part of your brain goes, man, maybe this is to weaken the blow and dilute the horror.

00:15:29.000 But part of your brain goes, you couldn't have got out a little sooner?

00:15:34.000 Basement apartment.

00:15:36.000 Record-breaking rainfall.

00:15:38.000 You couldn't have.

00:15:39.000 Because there was a place in New Jersey where they got out.

00:15:42.000 They go, this doesn't bode well.

00:15:43.000 I think we might explode.

00:15:45.000 So they got out and hours later, boom!

00:15:48.000 Their whole house is gone.

00:15:50.000 Gone.

00:15:51.000 Gas leak, smithereens.

00:15:53.000 Oh, there was tons.

00:15:54.000 I was listening to the police scanner last night.

00:15:57.000 Disaster.

00:15:59.000 I don't get how there's so many explosions.

00:16:02.000 Like cars bursting into flames.

00:16:03.000 Yeah.

00:16:04.000 The gas, oil tanks, the burners, the hot water heaters, pilot lights.

00:16:11.000 But how does a car burst into flames from getting too wet?

00:16:13.000 If the water knocks out the pilot lights, then gas is just filling up the house.

00:16:17.000 Right, I get that.

00:16:18.000 I get the house.

00:16:18.000 But the cars, like you show some of Maddie's footage.

00:16:22.000 You had those cars on fire.

00:16:24.000 Where was that?

00:16:24.000 In Rye.

00:16:25.000 In Rye.

00:16:30.000 That was the windows breaking in the car.

00:16:35.000 Don't know what caused the fire.

00:16:37.000 I can't figure it out because that's in the day, today, when it was dry as a boom.

00:16:44.000 But yeah, I know people who lost all their cars.

00:16:47.000 I lost a motorcycle.

00:16:49.000 Rest in peace.

00:16:50.000 That puppy?

00:16:51.000 That puppy there is submerged under probably six feet of water.

00:16:56.000 Right now?

00:16:57.000 No.

00:16:57.000 Today, yeah.

00:16:58.000 Really?

00:16:58.000 Yeah, it hasn't drained.

00:17:01.000 Well, I guess it subsided a little bit, but it's still fucked.

00:17:05.000 Why did a guy build a motorcycle garage in the bottom of a crater?

00:17:09.000 Well, it's near one of my favorite places to eat Chipotle.

00:17:16.000 In that neighborhood.

00:17:17.000 Oh, really?

00:17:18.000 That neighborhood.

00:17:19.000 Look at that.

00:17:20.000 Where my motorcycle is is the next block behind that.

00:17:23.000 That's a car wash.

00:17:24.000 So by 95.

00:17:25.000 And if you zoom in, Rye, you see right next to that tree?

00:17:30.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:31.000 Zoom in closer.

00:17:32.000 That's a car floating.

00:17:34.000 Holy shit.

00:17:36.000 That's Mamaronek.

00:17:37.000 Yeah.

00:17:40.000 That is a car floating under the water.

00:17:43.000 So that building there, it's toast.

00:17:46.000 That's Yonkers, right?

00:17:47.000 Yeah, that's Central Avenue.

00:17:49.000 That's a video.

00:17:50.000 I mean, I think we got it as bad as NOLA.

00:17:53.000 That's insane.

00:17:55.000 That's a fucking major river.

00:17:59.000 And I'm naive.

00:18:00.000 I always think, oh, well, the car got wet.

00:18:02.000 Just drain it.

00:18:03.000 And then it'll run like new.

00:18:07.000 But, no.

00:18:07.000 All the electronics, everything in it, toast.

00:18:10.000 Toast.

00:18:11.000 The only, oh yeah, that's our buddy's.

00:18:13.000 That's our buddy's car.

00:18:14.000 Now he's insured, right?

00:18:16.000 Yeah.

00:18:18.000 That's his Mercedes that was fully submerged, like that car in the picture by the car wash.

00:18:24.000 Wow.

00:18:24.000 Yeah.

00:18:25.000 Pull up the Instagram account, WhatISNew York?

00:18:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:30.000 Because the subways in New York City, I got to change this shirt.

00:18:32.000 I can't look at myself.

00:18:33.000 I feel like a dance instructor.

00:18:37.000 What is New York shows the New York City subways?

00:18:40.000 And I read a pretty good explanation of it.

00:18:42.000 They go, aren't these things waterproof?

00:18:45.000 And someone goes, yeah, they're designed to handle the kind of storm that happens every 25, 30 years.

00:18:51.000 This was a hundred-year storm.

00:18:54.000 So we can't design everything to be 100-year-proof, although we used to.

00:18:59.000 Go to the top left.

00:19:00.000 Let's just go through them.

00:19:02.000 That one's stupid.

00:19:03.000 Next.

00:19:05.000 This one's weird.

00:19:06.000 What the fuck is he doing?

00:19:08.000 Digging drainage holes?

00:19:10.000 I think so.

00:19:12.000 From where to where?

00:19:14.000 Oh, you know, looking at these videos, I realized there should be a product, an emergency product, that's like an anvil.

00:19:20.000 It's 240 pounds, and it's just rubber, and you can stick that in your toilet.

00:19:26.000 Hmm.

00:19:27.000 Ah, no, good.

00:19:28.000 Wouldn't that explode the pipes?

00:19:31.000 Well, they go by the point for least resistance.

00:19:35.000 Hell, the pipes aren't going to explode.

00:19:37.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:19:39.000 Queen's got it bad.

00:19:40.000 Yeah, there was numerous reports of people in there by that car wash where the car was floating.

00:19:48.000 People were getting rescued out of the speedway across the street from the roof.

00:19:52.000 People were getting evacuated from the second heat.

00:19:55.000 Look.

00:19:57.000 That's my invention.

00:19:58.000 But an airtight, sort of a foreskin seal at the base that goes and seals it.

00:20:04.000 And then the 240 pounds of lead.

00:20:06.000 That's going to destroy that, the quick crete.

00:20:08.000 Oh.

00:20:11.000 Second floor water rescues were going on last night in my neighborhood.

00:20:16.000 Fucking crazy.

00:20:19.000 Go to the next one.

00:20:21.000 Look at that.

00:20:23.000 What is she doing here?

00:20:26.000 She's pushing the water down the stairwells.

00:20:29.000 I guess prevented it from going into her house.

00:20:42.000 Oh, right through the ceiling.

00:20:53.000 Keep going.

00:20:54.000 Wow.

00:20:55.000 This is worse than Sandy.

00:20:57.000 Yeah.

00:20:58.000 Like, Sandy was brutal for Breezy Point and, you know, Rockaways.

00:21:05.000 But we didn't get it so bad up here.

00:21:07.000 Raining in my building.

00:21:09.000 This has devastated Bronx, Westchester, everything.

00:21:12.000 Three people died in Westchester.

00:21:14.000 Really?

00:21:15.000 Yeah.

00:21:18.000 Two I own a college professors never made it home.

00:21:21.000 Swept away.

00:21:21.000 They found the husband.

00:21:22.000 They haven't found the wife yet.

00:21:25.000 I'm sorry, but I don't get that.

00:21:27.000 Well, their car got pinned against a pole in the guardrail.

00:21:33.000 I guess they decided to get out and try to seek higher ground and swept away.

00:21:39.000 Whoa.

00:21:41.000 You're not going to stop water.

00:21:43.000 Currently.

00:21:44.000 No.

00:21:44.000 Yeah, I didn't think of that.

00:21:45.000 That Yonkers River that you showed from your phone, that's a current.

00:21:50.000 Yeah.

00:21:52.000 You can't walk through that.

00:21:53.000 Cars were literally getting picked up and floating down the street.

00:21:56.000 If there's one picture, there's like a big, huge ice machine that's outside of gas stations and a pallet of propane that just have lifted up and floated down and then the water's receded.

00:22:08.000 Look at that.

00:22:09.000 Yeah.

00:22:13.000 Not a fun time in the old New York last night.

00:22:16.000 I said to my mechanic, I go, I heard a bang and he's like, that's a write-off.

00:22:21.000 And I'm like, no, no, no, I could have hit the curb.

00:22:23.000 And he goes, dude, what was it like when you opened the door and got out?

00:22:26.000 I go, two salad bowls of water came into the front.

00:22:29.000 And he's like, yeah, it's gone.

00:22:32.000 Goodbye.

00:22:33.000 There's the ice machine in the pallet of.

00:22:41.000 Well, so I couldn't get to bed last night because the adrenaline of dealing with all this shit was so intense that my heart was fucking pounding.

00:22:50.000 A Connecticut state trooper got killed, too.

00:22:52.000 He drowned.

00:22:53.000 Oh, really?

00:22:54.000 Yep.

00:22:57.000 Where were you?

00:22:58.000 Home.

00:22:59.000 Well, I was...

00:23:00.000 You're on pretty high ground.

00:23:02.000 Yeah, I was at the local watering hole until about 10.

00:23:05.000 And then I got a phone call around midnight that my buddy was stuck in a puddle.

00:23:09.000 His car died.

00:23:10.000 He needed to get picked up.

00:23:12.000 So I got out of bed and went and saved our buddy and drove him home.

00:23:19.000 Which was a feat in itself trying to navigate the local roads because they were so...

00:23:23.000 Yeah.

00:23:25.000 No, driving was incredibly complicated.

00:23:28.000 Because as you're driving and thinking of your routes, you're imagining them in your head and picturing what has the highest ground.

00:23:36.000 Yeah.

00:23:37.000 So you got this topographical map in your head of various heights.

00:23:42.000 Yeah.

00:23:42.000 Wow, look at that.

00:23:46.000 I think we beat New Orleans for once in the Devastation Olympics.

00:23:52.000 All right, let's get to other news.

00:23:56.000 Nita Fashions is what I always wear on this show.

00:24:01.000 You go to NitaFashions.com, right?

00:24:03.000 N-I-T-A.

00:24:04.000 That's the URL.

00:24:05.000 But I've noticed that our viewers like to go to the Instagram and talk to them that way.

00:24:10.000 The owner of Nita Fashions, which is the founder's son, very chatty guy.

00:24:15.000 He wants to know about why you watch this show, what you like, what you don't like.

00:24:20.000 He always sends me this data where he's like, your viewers want to talk about religion more and your faith.

00:24:28.000 And they say you've been very misunderstood.

00:24:31.000 But I had never worn tailored clothes before I started appearing on Fox News.

00:24:37.000 One of the producers there turned me on to this guy back before the pandemic, obviously, when they would go to a hotel room and they just have people come in all day measuring them up.

00:24:47.000 But they can still do this virtually.

00:24:49.000 And this is the old school real tailors.

00:24:52.000 You'll pay five to seven grand for this level of expertise here in America.

00:24:56.000 I guess I'm not being very isolationist and nationalistic when I say 800 bucks.

00:25:02.000 And the other problem with this level of tailoring in America is it's almost impossible to find.

00:25:07.000 This trade is dying out.

00:25:10.000 And if you're rich, it's a great place to set up a whole litany of suits.

00:25:15.000 When you get too fat, they let them out.

00:25:17.000 When you lose weight, they can take them in.

00:25:20.000 And if you're not rich, you should have one great suit, one quality shirt for events, for funerals and weddings and shit like that.

00:25:28.000 It really, it's not remotely uncomfortable.

00:25:30.000 The reasons you don't like suits and you prefer t-shirts and sweatpants is because your suits don't fit.

00:25:36.000 When you wear these suits, when you wear these shirts, you feel like you're wearing PJs.

00:25:42.000 I put them on for the show and I don't take them off after the show because I don't notice that I'm wearing a tie and a blazer.

00:25:49.000 I mean, and there's something painfully unprofessional about people who don't do their top button.

00:25:54.000 They look like posers, they look insincere.

00:25:56.000 If they're working with clients, whether you're a lawyer or a salesman, you Come across as disorganized and kind of a pussy that doesn't have your shit together.

00:26:04.000 When you have your top button up with your tie snug against your neck and everything fits, you seem organized.

00:26:10.000 It conveys a sense of order to the client, to the customer, which is what you need to make money.

00:26:17.000 I don't want to give you my money, trust you with my money if you don't know what the fuck you're doing.

00:26:22.000 Maybe these shirts are bothering me so much, Ryan, because the lighting is weird.

00:26:28.000 And it's too dark.

00:26:30.000 Are all the lights on?

00:26:31.000 Yeah.

00:26:31.000 All right.

00:26:32.000 So, nitafashions.com.

00:26:34.000 You can DM them through Instagram.

00:26:37.000 They have a Twitter account, too, I assume you can DM them in.

00:26:40.000 And they'll set up an appointment to measure you, give you your pajamas.

00:26:43.000 You can have a $50 shirt.

00:26:45.000 You can have a $150 shirt.

00:26:47.000 It's all up to you.

00:26:49.000 And once they get your sort of blueprint, then they can just send you textile swatches or you can look at them online and just say, what about a fucking plaid suit?

00:26:57.000 Boom.

00:26:58.000 It arrives from FedEx ready to rock.

00:27:03.000 All right.

00:27:03.000 We have a brief moment to discuss various news incidents.

00:27:07.000 Oh, and then we'll get straight to the letter.

00:27:09.000 But before we do, Joe Rogan got COVID.

00:27:13.000 And the left is furious with him for pushing false information.

00:27:18.000 The lies and false information are, well, see if you can pull up his announcement.

00:27:24.000 These are the horrible bullshit things Joe Rogan is saying that the left has decided are incredibly dangerous.

00:27:31.000 And we have everyone from journalists to Antifa to various left-wing pundits screaming blue murder at this man for saying what the fuck just happened to him.

00:27:44.000 I got up in the morning, got tested, and turns out I got COVID.

00:27:48.000 So we immediately threw the kitchen sink at it.

00:27:50.000 All kinds of meds, monoclonal antibodies, ivermectin, ZPAC, prednisone, everything.

00:28:01.000 And I also got an NAD drip and a vitamin drip, and I did that.

00:28:06.000 This is Colbert's.

00:28:07.000 Yes, I'm editorial.

00:28:09.000 So here we are on Wednesday, and I feel great.

00:28:12.000 Well, Colbert's right.

00:28:13.000 He looks really bad.

00:28:14.000 He has all kinds of shit shooting out of his face.

00:28:18.000 So point taken, Stephen Colbert.

00:28:20.000 Yeah.

00:28:21.000 Yeah.

00:28:22.000 Joe Rogan didn't say take this shit.

00:28:24.000 He didn't say it's a miracle cure.

00:28:26.000 He said, I got this disease.

00:28:29.000 I'm acknowledging it exists, by the way.

00:28:32.000 I chose this particular treatment.

00:28:36.000 I had a bad day and then I had two good days.

00:28:40.000 Here's the crazy part that the fascist left doesn't understand.

00:28:44.000 Take from that what you will.

00:28:48.000 Pretty simple, folks.

00:28:49.000 Hate it.

00:28:50.000 Call it bullshit.

00:28:51.000 Say I would have had a better time if I had been vaccinated or if I had done your treatment.

00:28:56.000 That's fine.

00:28:57.000 That's your right.

00:28:59.000 I have a take on it personally.

00:29:01.000 I have a feeling that he would have had the exact same progress with nothing.

00:29:07.000 I've heard of the bad day and then the better day and then the okay day and then the fine.

00:29:12.000 That seems to be the general story with healthy people.

00:29:16.000 That's my personal opinion.

00:29:18.000 You know the real tea?

00:29:19.000 This nigga is vaccinated.

00:29:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:22.000 So what the fuck?

00:29:23.000 Isn't he vaccinated?

00:29:25.000 I don't know.

00:29:26.000 I'm pretty sure he's vaccinated.

00:29:28.000 No, I don't think he is.

00:29:29.000 Look it up.

00:29:30.000 That's a major issue.

00:29:32.000 Here's another deal.

00:29:32.000 They make him look all pale and shitty.

00:29:35.000 And this is the original video.

00:29:38.000 Look at that.

00:29:38.000 And then Colbert did the same thing.

00:29:40.000 That's amazing.

00:29:42.000 Yeah, he looks dead.

00:29:43.000 And then he looks like a dead worm in that first pick.

00:29:46.000 Yeah.

00:29:48.000 Yeah.

00:29:50.000 Remember they did that with that bomber who was a relatively olive-skinned, half-Filipino Samoan something.

00:29:59.000 Filipino.

00:30:00.000 Who had Trump shit all over his car and was bombing things?

00:30:02.000 And you look at the media and he looks like he's just been on a hell of a suntan burner.

00:30:08.000 And then you see normal pictures of him.

00:30:09.000 No, sorry, the opposite.

00:30:11.000 He looks incredibly pale.

00:30:12.000 And then you see other pictures of him and you realize that he's a very dark dude.

00:30:16.000 Yeah.

00:30:17.000 Like the rock after a vacation kind of skin color.

00:30:22.000 Well, find out if he's vaccinated.

00:30:23.000 That's a crucial detail.

00:30:25.000 It said he dismissed vaccination as they're urging people.

00:30:32.000 Maybe they speculate no.

00:30:34.000 He hasn't revealed if he's vaccinated.

00:30:36.000 Well, he's always said no because he does a regimen of supplementation and he's a very physically fit person.

00:30:45.000 He says it's safe to assume that he is, says this one thing, because he has to do all the...

00:30:53.000 Everybody who has to do the UFC thing has been vaccinated.

00:30:56.000 Right?

00:30:57.000 Remember that being a whole thing?

00:30:59.000 Yeah.

00:30:59.000 But he also could have a fake card.

00:31:01.000 Because Dana White specifically said it.

00:31:03.000 He goes, there's be no vaccination mandates in the UCL.

00:31:07.000 Ryan, you got to look at the sources too.

00:31:09.000 You're looking at distractify.com.

00:31:12.000 Yeah, Dana White has specifically said that there is going to be no vaccination mandate within the UFC.

00:31:19.000 Huh.

00:31:22.000 Okay, well, that's all the news we have to say today, is that New York got rained out and Joe Rogan is in trouble for telling the truth.

00:31:35.000 Let's fucking get into this Mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

00:31:46.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:31:52.000 Let me touch it.

00:31:55.000 Maddie, knife quiz.

00:31:58.000 Dear Maddie, why are you such a pussy?

00:31:59.000 I'll meet you anytime.

00:32:00.000 I'm actually on my way to the studio now to kick the shit out of you.

00:32:04.000 I know where you live.

00:32:06.000 No, just kidding.

00:32:07.000 Maddie, I think you'd probably have good taste in knives considering you have had a karambit.

00:32:14.000 Yeah.

00:32:15.000 What's a karambit?

00:32:16.000 It's a knife that's curved.

00:32:20.000 It's a curved blade.

00:32:21.000 That's when I said, I know you're the cops, and they go, he's bad news.

00:32:24.000 And I go, why?

00:32:25.000 And he goes, he opened the door when we came by his house and he had a knife to kill us.

00:32:30.000 And then you go, no, I had a karambit.

00:32:33.000 It severs tendons.

00:32:34.000 It's totally legal.

00:32:35.000 And I didn't know who was at the door.

00:32:37.000 Right.

00:32:38.000 Who's knocking on my door at four in the morning?

00:32:40.000 You're both right.

00:32:41.000 Yes, I have many karambits.

00:32:45.000 Okay, so this viewer would like you to.

00:32:48.000 What do you think of my knives?

00:32:49.000 Are you a fan of cold steel?

00:32:51.000 Yeah, cold steel is a good blade.

00:32:52.000 Carbon blades.

00:32:54.000 Very sharp knives.

00:32:56.000 Are they like metal detector proof?

00:33:00.000 The one that I opened the door with when the police were there that day, that was one you can get through metal detectors with it.

00:33:07.000 But that was actually a cold steel.

00:33:10.000 Carbon alerts.

00:33:11.000 Like when I think of carbon, I think of carbon.

00:33:13.000 But that's carbon steel.

00:33:14.000 Oh, okay.

00:33:15.000 The one I had was a polycarbonate, like a...

00:33:19.000 Right there, that's the one I had.

00:33:22.000 And that's plastic.

00:33:23.000 No, no, no.

00:33:23.000 That one's not because it's got a sharp blade on it.

00:33:26.000 I can see the blade is sharpened.

00:33:28.000 But those are some parameters.

00:33:29.000 But some plastic ones, they'll shred you, kill you, cut you to pieces.

00:33:33.000 You see that one right there?

00:33:36.000 Well, right there doesn't work when we're looking at 200 pictures.

00:33:39.000 This one?

00:33:40.000 Yeah, it's like that, but it's made of composite material.

00:33:46.000 Extremely sharp, though.

00:33:48.000 So it could easily kill someone?

00:33:49.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:33:51.000 I should take it next time I visit guys in prison.

00:33:53.000 So what do you think of this guy's knife collection?

00:33:56.000 Yeah, something there.

00:33:57.000 Nice.

00:33:58.000 No, he ain't better than that.

00:34:00.000 You know, see that one in the bottom left?

00:34:02.000 I've seen that confiscated at Antifa rallies by the police in Portland.

00:34:07.000 Right.

00:34:07.000 And I find it a particularly disturbing weapon because it implies that normal knives just can't get deep enough.

00:34:15.000 I really want to get in there and grind.

00:34:18.000 I'm not satisfied with just simply lacerating someone.

00:34:23.000 They're abnormally sadistic.

00:34:26.000 Okay, I just realized we've gone too long for the freebie shit.

00:34:31.000 So now we're going to continue with some letters and take some calls and have a surprise that I'm not going to tell the freeloaders.

00:34:39.000 Only people who pay $10 a month for censored.tv will get this surprise.

00:34:46.000 And when we first started this, I was doing the show an hour and 20 minutes a day, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

00:34:53.000 That was it.

00:34:54.000 $10 a month.

00:34:55.000 Now, you could not possibly watch all the content we have on this network.

00:35:01.000 It's a YouTube.

00:35:02.000 And you get 2468, two hours a day from me Monday to Friday.

00:35:08.000 So it just keeps adding up.

00:35:12.000 In fact, I'm getting a little insecure because I get pushed down by all the new content.

00:35:16.000 And people have to go to get off my lawn to see today's episode.

00:35:21.000 But we've got Katie Hopkins, Dusty Bogan, two Jim Goad shows, Larry Barnes, Candace Owens, Wayne Dupree, Cornell West.

00:35:33.000 The variety goes on and on and on.

00:35:35.000 And it's only begun.

00:35:36.000 Now that we've set up this new studio, we're going to be doing a lot more sit-downs with various guests and having long Joe Rogan-like episodes where we get deep, deep into things and say horrible things like the truth.

00:35:50.000 So freebie, guys, goodbye.

00:35:52.000 I'm going to bid fake adieu to the rest of you and say get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:36:09.000 Living in a world where no one's interested.

00:36:13.000 Oh, well, at least we try.

00:36:17.000 Gotta live my truth, not keep it bodily.

00:36:21.000 So I don't lose my mind.

00:36:24.000 Baby, I can feel it on my skin.

00:36:29.000 Teardrops on my face.

00:36:33.000 Let it wash away my...

00:36:35.000 Like, it's one thing to be a depraved faggot and be a colostomy bag for some fake married couple's come.

00:36:41.000 But to be on a morning show and be like, so I got some news.

00:36:44.000 I'm in a thruple.

00:36:46.000 It's normal.

00:36:47.000 My dick, my asshole is ripped to shreds every night by two guys that were bored of fucking each other.

00:36:55.000 And then the normal housewives have to go, that's great.

00:36:58.000 So who pays when you go out to dinner?

00:37:02.000 Well, they always pay for me.

00:37:06.000 You're not normal.

00:37:08.000 You're depraved.

00:37:09.000 I see I'm used to depravity.

00:37:12.000 So I'm not like clutching my pearls.

00:37:15.000 It's the pretending it's normal that is annoying.

00:37:19.000 It's not.

00:37:20.000 It's sad, actually.

00:37:21.000 Imagine that was your brother.

00:37:23.000 Your brother goes, great news.

00:37:25.000 And you're already okay with your gay brother.

00:37:27.000 Great news.

00:37:28.000 I'm fucking a married couple.

00:37:31.000 And you just go, Joey, what's going on?

00:37:34.000 You mean a heterosexual married couple?

00:37:36.000 Oh, no.

00:37:37.000 No, they're gay, and they fuck me all the time.

00:37:40.000 They call me Lucky Pierre.

00:37:42.000 In the middle.

00:37:43.000 Our childhood wasn't perfect, but it was pretty good.

00:37:46.000 Our parents were there for us.

00:37:47.000 What happened to you?

00:37:49.000 Oh, you're mad that I'm gay?

00:37:51.000 No, you know I don't give a fuck about that, but you used to have a boyfriend.

00:37:54.000 Used to be normal.

00:37:55.000 Remember, you guys are fixing up that cabin upstate?

00:37:58.000 That was normal, Joey.

00:38:01.000 Now you're like doing these morning shows and singing our sister's music and letting fucking strangers fuck.

00:38:08.000 They're not strangers.

00:38:09.000 They're my husbands.

00:38:10.000 I'm in a thruple.

00:38:12.000 No, you're not.

00:38:14.000 You're a sex doll.

00:38:16.000 Fuck you!

00:38:19.000 Why do you have an old-timey phone?

00:38:24.000 It's the only one that fits up my ass.

00:38:27.000 That's why.

00:38:28.000 My iPhone's stuck in my foreskin.

00:38:31.000 Hey, boys, check out Transparent Soul by Willow, featuring Travis Barker.

00:38:36.000 You guys went over that black girl Twitter guitarist who's begging for money on censor, but she lied and pretended that was her song and put shitty rap on it.

00:38:43.000 Yeah, yeah, we got a bunch of these letters.

00:38:45.000 We don't need to hear it.

00:38:45.000 We figured she was full of shit.

00:38:48.000 This is from Shawnee, and it is James O'Keefe on Instagram.

00:38:53.000 Project Veritas headquarters destroyed!

00:38:57.000 Yeah, that's right next to the gas station.

00:39:00.000 Oh, damn.

00:39:01.000 Wow!

00:39:02.000 We're located in the town of Mamaranek, New York.

00:39:05.000 Mamarinek in Westchester County is about 45 minutes north of New York City.

00:39:09.000 Mamarinek was one of the hardest-hit areas of the storm that passed through last night, September 1st.

00:39:16.000 The Project Veritas office was devastated by floodwaters that rose almost five to six feet into our office above the floor.

00:39:24.000 These are some images and scenes, some video from this morning.

00:39:28.000 The good news is all of our people are safe, and all of our footage seems to be secure.

00:39:34.000 The bad news is most of the things.

00:39:36.000 That wasn't the first thing that went through my head.

00:39:37.000 I was like, are you insured?

00:39:39.000 Do you have the data?

00:39:41.000 And then is everyone safe?

00:39:43.000 We knew they were safe.

00:39:44.000 What were they sleeping there overnight?

00:39:47.000 Keep going.

00:39:50.000 We're completely destroyed.

00:39:51.000 Last night, most of our staff were excitedly watching a stream of the board meeting in Sacramento, California with indignant parents on the verge of tears.

00:40:00.000 We'll be covering that tomorrow.

00:40:05.000 Oh, no, this is our doors.

00:40:10.000 Retracto.

00:40:12.000 Retracto drowned.

00:40:14.000 Some of our employees found their vehicles surrounded by three feet of water.

00:40:19.000 We do appreciate the support and funding to continue.

00:40:22.000 We are, after all, a non-profit organization.

00:40:25.000 We appreciate the flood of tips and whistleblowers coming to us even today.

00:40:29.000 Come on.

00:40:30.000 Still in the field, many of us are working on many stories.

00:40:34.000 We appreciate the prayers.

00:40:35.000 The wall of shame was drenched.

00:40:37.000 We were going to release our next story early next week.

00:40:39.000 We might be delayed another week as we dig through our wreckage, salvage what we can, and rebuild our infrastructure.

00:40:46.000 We are a very resilient organization, perhaps the most resilient people of any organization anywhere.

00:40:52.000 And we often find ourselves rising, like a phoenix, out of the ashes repeatedly over the last decade.

00:40:58.000 Continuously attacked by external forces since the beginning when we were nothing but a laptop and a Yeti microphone in the second floor of an old carriage house.

00:41:09.000 Last night's storm was devastating for us.

00:41:11.000 We lost a lot, but we are alive.

00:41:14.000 Above a door at the San Juan Capistrano mission is the word, resurgent.

00:41:18.000 I shall rise again.

00:41:20.000 Sometimes devastation begets bigger and better things.

00:41:23.000 We too will rise again, and we will do it, as we do anything we do, like no one else does, in part because this team is so united in ensuring our mission continues.

00:41:31.000 The great thing about Veritas is that they put their shit out right away.

00:41:35.000 It's not a secret database of things that might get released one day, like we hear Jeffrey Epstein and McAfee threatening.

00:41:46.000 It's already out.

00:41:47.000 So worst case scenario, they lose tomorrow's release.

00:41:54.000 So we'll be covering more on Project Verbatas when we can breathe easy at tomorrow's show.

00:42:00.000 Signs of far-right radicalization using archives working with artificial intelligence.

00:42:06.000 Okay, so computers are tracking our behavior and noticing...

00:42:11.000 Wait, this better not be that ancient Chinese secret from like a year or two ago.

00:42:16.000 What's the date on this fucking shit?

00:42:20.000 This is the problem with having baby monsters be your research team.

00:42:25.000 They come across some article and assume it's new and it's ancient.

00:42:30.000 A pootie pie style haircut is a sign of radicalization.

00:42:37.000 Franque Grande.

00:42:38.000 This is the beauty of doing the show live is our letters are hot off the presses.

00:42:45.000 Dear Gavin, that's my name.

00:42:47.000 I love my name.

00:42:48.000 No problem with it.

00:42:49.000 I'm very fond of my name.

00:42:50.000 Baby Monster.

00:42:52.000 I mean, he likes it.

00:42:53.000 He has a tattoo of it.

00:42:54.000 There's definitely no shame in that game.

00:42:55.000 No, sir.

00:42:56.000 And then, of course, Asian Loser.

00:43:02.000 Which at this point, I don't think you have any choice but to embrace.

00:43:06.000 We should mention, I sent you some pictures of our tactical walls.

00:43:09.000 We should mention Tactical Walls, who did their foray into co-hosting.

00:43:14.000 Maybe it didn't go great.

00:43:16.000 Look at that.

00:43:17.000 We got motorcycle helmets.

00:43:19.000 Shit for all the guns we don't have.

00:43:22.000 It can be anything you want it to be.

00:43:23.000 That's Ryan's thing.

00:43:24.000 It's a little high, so you don't usually see it in the shot.

00:43:27.000 But it really tidies up your workshop, your home.

00:43:30.000 If you're lucky enough to live in a gun-friendly state, you can have it.

00:43:33.000 But we're big fans of Asian, Asian.

00:43:36.000 I was looking at the word Asian loser.

00:43:37.000 We're big fans of Asian losers.

00:43:39.000 We're big fans of Tactical Walls.

00:43:41.000 And though he may not make the strongest TV host, he's definitely an awesome dude with a fantastic product.

00:43:47.000 Had a good time.

00:43:49.000 Frankie Grant Grant.

00:43:51.000 So it's Ariana Grande.

00:43:52.000 Frankie Grande was on a season of Big Brother.

00:43:54.000 Quick story about that show this year.

00:43:56.000 CBS made a rule that all their reality shows must have at least 50% people of color casts.

00:44:02.000 You know what's going to happen with that?

00:44:04.000 Same thing happened in Italy where they had to have like 8% of the employees had to be handicapped.

00:44:08.000 In order to fill the quota, they had to redefine handicap.

00:44:12.000 Oh, geez.

00:44:13.000 So it was like left-handed people, people with a wandering eye, gap teeth.

00:44:17.000 I guarantee you, person of color is going to expand to mean like Irish or from Spain.

00:44:26.000 Ew.

00:44:27.000 Where did your sister go to school?

00:44:28.000 Muhlenberg.

00:44:29.000 Oh, okay.

00:44:33.000 Wait, stop talking about my sister.

00:44:34.000 I'm a person too, you know.

00:44:36.000 What's she going to school for?

00:44:38.000 Music.

00:44:38.000 Oh, cool.

00:44:39.000 Yeah.

00:44:41.000 So talented.

00:44:42.000 So, so talented.

00:44:43.000 What a crazy voice she has.

00:44:47.000 How fun.

00:44:48.000 Yeah.

00:44:49.000 I'm kind of sick of talking about her, actually.

00:44:52.000 You know, I sing for my entire life.

00:44:54.000 Yeah.

00:44:54.000 I'm a singer.

00:44:56.000 I went to school for the music.

00:44:57.000 Why don't you ask where I went to school?

00:44:59.000 So for the first time, there are six black people, plus an Asian, and a Latina out of the 16 contestants.

00:45:04.000 On the second day, the six black people formed an alliance called, I shit you not, the cookout.

00:45:11.000 They've been dominating the game, and none of the other people can figure out they're working together, even though it should be obvious as nothing but whites get voted out week after week.

00:45:21.000 Holy shit.

00:45:22.000 I don't watch Big Brother, but this is a microcosm of society.

00:45:27.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:45:31.000 Or they're afraid to say it out loud because of the online backlash.

00:45:34.000 Either way, they're throwing themselves into the road gladly.

00:45:39.000 The black people.

00:45:40.000 I assumed you're going to pull up that clip, but it's too late now, I guess.

00:45:43.000 The black people have made it clear they don't even really like each other.

00:45:47.000 They just think it's important to stick together, quote unquote, for the culture.

00:45:52.000 Imagine that arrogance or naivete, he adds.

00:45:55.000 Next season...

00:45:59.000 That's white people.

00:46:00.000 White people are throwing themselves into the road gladly.

00:46:04.000 Next season, the house will immediately devolve along racial lines, and everyone will be suspicious of each other.

00:46:10.000 Cautionary tale for where America is headed?

00:46:13.000 Hmm, it sounds a lot like the Tower of Babel to me.

00:46:18.000 That reminds me of there was this group called the Council of Conservative Citizens.

00:46:24.000 I went to check out back when I would dare see what the far right was up to, and they were seen as the new KKK, probably because it's three consonants in a row.

00:46:32.000 And there was a speaker there named, I think his name was Samuel Francis.

00:46:36.000 He's considered Nazi, bad news today.

00:46:39.000 He's dead.

00:46:40.000 And I thought, I'll check out what he has to say.

00:46:42.000 I don't care.

00:46:43.000 Far right, far left, what's he got to say?

00:46:45.000 And he did a talk.

00:46:46.000 It was mostly old fuddy duddies who couldn't be canceled or fired because they were retired.

00:46:51.000 And he said, this is what's going to happen.

00:46:53.000 We are getting into a stage in American society where it's going to be a third Hispanic, a third black, and a third white.

00:47:03.000 Okay?

00:47:04.000 What's the matter with that?

00:47:05.000 Well, what you're going to start seeing is the Hispanics will vote for the Hispanic politician, no matter what he has to say.

00:47:13.000 The blacks will vote for the black politician, and we know 99% of blacks voted for Obama.

00:47:18.000 And the whites will vote for the white politician.

00:47:20.000 So elections and voting will go along racial lines more than they'll go on policy lines.

00:47:27.000 Go ask any black person what his favorite Obama policies were, especially a day after he was elected.

00:47:37.000 What were the policies that made you vote?

00:47:39.000 And they did this with Hillary.

00:47:40.000 They voted for her.

00:47:41.000 Women voted for her based on the fact that she's the first woman to do it.

00:47:45.000 Not about anything she said.

00:47:47.000 And that was probably like 2001 when I was getting into politics after 9-11 in a more serious way.

00:47:55.000 And everything he fucking said has come true.

00:47:59.000 Not only has it come true on the political sphere, it's come true on Big Brother.

00:48:06.000 So it pays to listen to these guys.

00:48:12.000 Gavin, thank you for having great taste in music and turning on to new stuff.

00:48:15.000 Here's a guy worth checking out, Charlie Megira.

00:48:18.000 Love police album.

00:48:19.000 Charlie was an Israeli guitarist that was trying to make it big in the U.S. He's on his way to be signed by Julian Casablanca, then he decided to take his own life.

00:48:29.000 Good choice.

00:48:30.000 That Scottish guy, the Rabbits guy.

00:48:33.000 Do you know that band?

00:48:34.000 Rabbits?

00:48:35.000 Yeah.

00:48:35.000 What are they called?

00:48:36.000 Lost Rabbits?

00:48:37.000 Dead Rabbits?

00:48:41.000 Worth checking out and a documentary about him.

00:48:43.000 Linked below.

00:48:44.000 Start at 20 seconds.

00:48:44.000 Ellis is Not Dead video.

00:48:46.000 Let's see what you got.

00:48:50.000 Frightened Rabbit?

00:48:51.000 Yeah.

00:48:54.000 Looks like a washed up Rick Okasic.

00:48:58.000 Because he thought his name was.

00:49:04.000 He's a hawk.

00:49:11.000 You are just a freak.

00:49:16.000 You can't have an accent in rock.

00:49:32.000 You know, we were at a record store when we were on vacation.

00:49:34.000 I forgot to mention this.

00:49:36.000 And I'm buying some records.

00:49:39.000 I got that band.

00:49:42.000 You die when you die.

00:49:44.000 You die when you die.

00:49:45.000 What the fuck are they called?

00:49:47.000 I can feel it in the morning.

00:49:50.000 Anyway, the guy running the record store was the singer of the makers.

00:49:55.000 And I'm like, holy shit, you're the singer of the makers.

00:49:57.000 He's like, oh yeah.

00:49:58.000 Not a lot of people know about that band.

00:50:00.000 Up here, I guess they do.

00:50:02.000 But it's not that common.

00:50:03.000 I got recognized.

00:50:04.000 I was like, dude, you fucking, you guys rocked.

00:50:09.000 And then he liked my albums, and things were going well until I could sense that he was about to realize who I am.

00:50:15.000 And I paid really quickly and ran out of star.

00:50:17.000 Bye.

00:50:19.000 This was pleasant.

00:50:21.000 Let's not ruin it.

00:50:22.000 Let's keep it at this.

00:50:24.000 Start a good, end a good.

00:50:25.000 Look up that song.

00:50:26.000 I can feel it in the morning.

00:50:27.000 I just did Grand Funk Railroad.

00:50:30.000 Yeah, Grand Funk Railroad.

00:50:31.000 Was that it?

00:50:31.000 Five bucks I got this for.

00:50:33.000 Back.

00:50:34.000 Of course, traveling from fucking Seattle with a bunch of records, my wife was like, let's just ship them to ourselves.

00:50:40.000 That's more work.

00:50:42.000 Now I got to go to the post office and get like cardboard and shit to reinforce it.

00:50:47.000 What have we done?

00:50:49.000 What have we done?

00:50:51.000 A bunch of bullshit.

00:50:52.000 Are you going to play the fucking song or am I going to kill you and your entire?

00:50:55.000 It's loading?

00:50:57.000 Yes.

00:50:57.000 What, on our modem?

00:50:59.000 56k.

00:51:00.000 It's loading?

00:51:01.000 I didn't hear that.

00:51:06.000 He started people.

00:51:08.000 Well, I guess he's kind of big and fat.

00:51:11.000 He can see us whatever.

00:51:12.000 They're describing God.

00:51:13.000 Whatever we do, he has such powerful eyes.

00:51:15.000 He has millions, thousands, billions.

00:51:20.000 And he can still see us when we're bad.

00:51:22.000 He could be sitting on the table right now, but you can't see him.

00:51:26.000 He can't be everywhere at once doing everything for everybody.

00:51:30.000 Everybody can't get what they want.

00:51:32.000 Well, his job is to make us good and make us happy and make us parents good.

00:51:39.000 Good is the right things and bad is the wrong things.

00:51:42.000 When I'm good, my mother never yells at me.

00:51:45.000 When I'm bad, she does.

00:51:47.000 Good means to obey your mother and father.

00:51:51.000 Do what the teacher says.

00:51:53.000 The things right.

00:51:55.000 I feel miserable when I'm bad.

00:52:00.000 So I just feel like I feel now.

00:52:02.000 I think that there are more people that are bad than there are good.

00:58:25.000 hair again to be that gorgeous wait the beard's gotten a lot grayer in 10 years a lot of fucking stress had trouble getting it out of there.

00:58:42.000 And then it was sealed.

00:58:47.000 We missed the card.

00:58:51.000 Oh, Lord.

00:58:52.000 Oh, it was the Ace of Heart scene.

00:58:54.000 I knew it was somewhere.

00:58:58.000 Where was this?

00:58:58.000 Brooklyn?

00:58:59.000 Chinatown.

00:59:00.000 Dude, are you blind?

00:59:02.000 She's Chinese.

00:59:05.000 She was like, ew.

00:59:08.000 She was not interested in having sex with me at all.

00:59:12.000 Context on the court-uncourt horse, quote-unquote, horse dewormer.

00:59:18.000 Now, we've been talking recently about the left's opinions of us, and it's always about QAnon and shit we don't believe.

00:59:25.000 And the latest is that we are all taking horse dewormer.

00:59:29.000 Apparently, that invectriciminin, whatever Joe Rogan took, is also in horse dewormer.

00:59:34.000 So we're sitting with horse paste right now, just chugging.

00:59:38.000 Ivermectin or whatever?

00:59:40.000 Yeah.

00:59:40.000 What is that?

00:59:41.000 Ivermectin.

00:59:42.000 Ivermectin.

00:59:44.000 Ivermectin is not specifically horse dewormer, says this man.

00:59:49.000 It is indeed used for horses and other animals, but also used commonly in humans as an anti-parasitic.

00:59:56.000 The chemical occurs naturally in soil in Japan and has been used safely in humans for decades.

01:00:02.000 It also shows some promising signs as an antiviral.

01:00:06.000 Yeah, by the way, that's what I figured.

01:00:10.000 When I saw the left saying the fucking right-wing lunatics are having horse dewormer, my immediate instinct went to, yeah, it's probably not horse dewormer, and it's probably recommended by some doctors because there is a factor inside of that that is used commonly in medicine.

01:00:26.000 Like, we've seen this pattern over time, and just like, oh, Maddie Odell raped a woman and called everyone a nigger.

01:00:36.000 And then you look it up and you're like, oh, the girlfriend that he broke up with is still mad at him.

01:00:42.000 And he had said, got mad because a black guy stole his Doritos.

01:00:46.000 There you go.

01:00:47.000 What really happened is he called a woman a nigger and raped everyone.

01:00:54.000 And it's always the way, again and again.

01:00:57.000 You almost like get excited and go, maybe this will be legitimate.

01:01:01.000 But it never is.

01:01:02.000 Everything they say about us is us being normal.

01:01:07.000 Why the smear campaign?

01:01:08.000 Well, it's no longer under patent.

01:01:11.000 Doesn't take a degree in logic to figure out why media outlets funded by pharmaceutical companies who stand to lose cash if an alternative to vaccines emerges have an interest in suppressing and demonizing this medicine.

01:01:24.000 Ooh, that's a good letter.

01:01:25.000 Ditto for why no large-scale studies exist for ivermectin and COVID.

01:01:31.000 Nobody stands to make back the money required to run those studies.

01:01:35.000 They are promising meta-analyses of countries that have used it as a preventative measure against COVID, however.

01:01:42.000 In any case, the drug is mostly harmless, dirt cheap, and is showing promising results.

01:01:47.000 There appears to be very little downside to trying it other than costing drug companies a lot of money or losing them a lot of potential money.

01:01:55.000 Love the show.

01:01:55.000 Thanks, Roller Berg, Zach.

01:01:57.000 Feel free to use my name.

01:01:59.000 Well, let's end on that note.

01:02:00.000 That was a fun one.

01:02:01.000 Beautiful.

01:02:03.000 Yeah, it helps to be dubious of the powers that be and the largest corporations in the world.

01:02:11.000 The thing that annoys me, I don't mind them lying.

01:02:14.000 I expect them to lie.

01:02:15.000 Use car salesmen lie.

01:02:17.000 It's when the media and the general populace start holding water for this corruption and saying, don't take that drug.

01:02:25.000 It's not approved by the people that told me that they should approve drugs.

01:02:30.000 That's when shit gets disturbing.

01:02:32.000 I don't mind people out trying to dupe us.

01:02:35.000 I just hate that when the media and everyone else are so easily duped.

01:02:39.000 You know what I mean?

01:02:41.000 You walk around New York City, there's constantly people trying to hustle you.

01:02:45.000 I just hate when people go, why aren't you buying that Rolex?

01:02:48.000 It's a good Rolex.

01:02:50.000 He needs the money.

01:02:51.000 He's an entrepreneur.

01:02:53.000 Help him.

01:02:53.000 $40.

01:02:57.000 It's $40.

01:02:58.000 It's not a Rolex.

01:02:59.000 You can buy it.

01:03:01.000 Go bananas.

01:03:02.000 You can buy the $20 Louis Vuitton purse.

01:03:05.000 Go bananas.

01:03:06.000 Just don't get mad at me for not buying it.

01:03:08.000 Because I ain't buying it.

01:03:10.000 All right, let's take some calls.

01:03:12.000 Take some phone calls.

01:03:17.000 You are on the air.

01:03:20.000 This is a fucking loser.

01:03:22.000 You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.

01:03:26.000 Hey, why does everyone get two things?

01:03:27.000 You have one thing.

01:03:29.000 Thank you for calling.

01:03:30.000 It was great hearing from you.

01:03:31.000 Bye-bye.

01:03:32.000 All right, next call.

01:03:35.000 All right, we have somebody on the line.

01:03:40.000 Can you turn on your laughs gentlemen?

01:03:42.000 I did.

01:03:43.000 Gentlemen, start your lavs.

01:03:46.000 Yeah.

01:03:47.000 Not a great ring to that, but that's...

01:03:50.000 That's okay.

01:03:51.000 Okay, let's lav it up.

01:03:53.000 We're laughing it.

01:03:54.000 Okay.

01:03:55.000 Sir, are you there?

01:03:57.000 Work up a lathering.

01:04:01.000 Lavish.

01:04:02.000 Lather up.

01:04:03.000 Yeah.

01:04:03.000 Yeah, lather up.

01:04:04.000 That's a good one.

01:04:05.000 It's got a double entender with lather.

01:04:08.000 Du blantente.

01:04:10.000 Ilien du blanton avec lather.

01:04:14.000 Hello.

01:04:16.000 Sir, we're about to go to the next call.

01:04:17.000 Can you hear us?

01:04:18.000 We could hear you.

01:04:21.000 I just heard a little thing.

01:04:23.000 I can't hear him.

01:04:24.000 I'm guessing Ryan fucked up and he's gone.

01:04:27.000 I mean, he's there, but he can't get through.

01:04:32.000 Let's try another call.

01:04:33.000 Sorry, buddy.

01:04:34.000 Blake.

01:04:35.000 Blake, are you one of us fucked up?

01:04:37.000 Hello.

01:04:38.000 Hello.

01:04:38.000 Hello there, Blake.

01:04:40.000 Hey, Phillips.

01:04:40.000 How are we doing?

01:04:41.000 Good.

01:04:43.000 Good.

01:04:44.000 Hey, how do you deal with passive-aggressive mother-in-laws?

01:04:49.000 That's a tough one because it's very important that you establish at least a civil relationship with your mother-in-law because you want her to have a relationship with the kids.

01:04:57.000 My mother-in-law is incredibly far-left and is Not the hugest Gav fan.

01:05:02.000 So I just let it float away like dust in the wind.

01:05:07.000 If a fucking 23-year-old shithead at Spectators, did I tell you about this?

01:05:13.000 No.

01:05:14.000 So I'm in there and this 22-year-old walks by and he's like, I'm so very proud of your boy.

01:05:20.000 I was like, what the fuck did you just say?

01:05:22.000 And I bring him back.

01:05:24.000 Come here, come here, come here.

01:05:25.000 What are you doing here?

01:05:26.000 I do my old, like, you want to fight, we can fight.

01:05:28.000 You want to debate, we can debate.

01:05:29.000 But I don't give a fuck what you have to say.

01:05:31.000 Yeah.

01:05:31.000 And that's how you deal with everyone else.

01:05:34.000 The best way to deal, I learned this when I was in prison.

01:05:37.000 If someone's walking by your cell and they start looking at your commissary, your ramen, and et cetera, you go, everything okay here?

01:05:45.000 You like that?

01:05:46.000 You can get some ramen.

01:05:47.000 You want my ramen?

01:05:48.000 Is that what you're saying?

01:05:49.000 You got to nip that in the bud.

01:05:50.000 But that's it.

01:05:52.000 That's when we're inside or on the streets.

01:05:55.000 As far as your family goes, you've got to keep shit smooth.

01:05:59.000 So I recommend like at Thanksgiving and Christmas, you can have a political debate up until you start to see steam coming out of their ears.

01:06:08.000 And then you pull it back and you go, but maybe not.

01:06:12.000 That's true.

01:06:13.000 So I would say, let it fall off you like water off a duck's back and don't make this stupid mistake.

01:06:21.000 When she's gone, don't go, that bitch is a fucking cunt.

01:06:24.000 She was playing games like your wife's going to go, yeah, I know.

01:06:27.000 My mother's a fucking whore.

01:06:29.000 What a bitch, man.

01:06:30.000 She should go fuck herself.

01:06:32.000 If anything, your wife will see that you took it like water off a duck's back and you didn't bring it up with her and she'll be impressed.

01:06:39.000 That's what real men do.

01:06:41.000 Do you mind if I describe the situation to you?

01:06:44.000 Not at all.

01:06:46.000 Pray tell.

01:06:48.000 Well, I got off a 12-hour shift and I came home and I cleaned the entire fucking house and I took a nap and my mother-in-law came in because my wife invited her over without telling me.

01:07:05.000 And I was like, oh, good.

01:07:06.000 My mother-in-law.

01:07:07.000 Can I interrupt you?

01:07:08.000 Can I interrupt?

01:07:10.000 Why wasn't the house clean?

01:07:11.000 Why did it need to be cleaned from top to bottom?

01:07:17.000 Well, it was filthy because of me, of course.

01:07:24.000 What, you went around dirtying every room in the house?

01:07:27.000 Does she work as hard as you?

01:07:31.000 Yeah, she does.

01:07:33.000 Okay, so you're both putting in brutal shifts.

01:07:36.000 Yeah.

01:07:37.000 Okay.

01:07:38.000 What's your job?

01:07:41.000 I'm a distribution coordinator.

01:07:45.000 Okay, we'll leave it at that.

01:07:46.000 So you're busting your ass, you come home.

01:07:48.000 I don't care how filthy the house is.

01:07:50.000 If I did a 12-hour shift, it can wait till tomorrow.

01:07:52.000 But anyway, you clean the whole house.

01:07:54.000 She brings her mother-in-law over.

01:07:55.000 Then what?

01:08:00.000 And I woke up, and my mother-in-law is standing over me going, hey, how are you doing?

01:08:04.000 And I'm like, I'm good, I'm tired.

01:08:06.000 Like, what the fuck are you doing here?

01:08:08.000 I didn't say that, obviously, because my wife was watching and they're having a jolly good time.

01:08:12.000 And she went downstairs and started vacuuming.

01:08:16.000 And went, oh, this floor is kind of dirty.

01:08:21.000 And just started vacuuming.

01:08:23.000 And I'm like, what the what the fuck are you doing?

01:08:26.000 First of all, wiring up here.

01:08:27.000 Second of all, I already fucking vacuumed that fucking carpet.

01:08:32.000 Oh, come on, dude.

01:08:34.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:08:34.000 Leave.

01:08:35.000 Don't take the bait.

01:08:37.000 She's obviously, in fact, she's testing your masculinity to see if you can break.

01:08:42.000 You should have said thanks.

01:08:44.000 Yep.

01:08:46.000 Yeah.

01:08:47.000 Well, I have a lot of pride as far as saying thank you, you know, because it's my fucking house.

01:08:54.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:08:55.000 First of all, you shouldn't have cleaned the whole house.

01:08:57.000 Secondly, when she comes in and does it, you should have said thanks, Margaret.

01:09:01.000 Anyway, like, think of Clint Eastwood.

01:09:04.000 When in doubt, WWCD, what would Clint do?

01:09:08.000 And he would have went.

01:09:09.000 That's how guys talk to one another.

01:09:10.000 Thanks, Margaret.

01:09:11.000 Thanks a lot.

01:09:12.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:09:14.000 I must have missed a spot after I did my 12-hour shift.

01:09:17.000 But thanks for getting it for me.

01:09:20.000 Looks like I missed a lot of spots when I did it.

01:09:22.000 One hour.

01:09:22.000 Shut up, Janet.

01:09:24.000 Remember in Gran Torino where the priest comes to his door and he's like, sir, I want to talk to you about the afterlife and your reckoning with Christ.

01:09:32.000 And he's like, I'm kind of busy right now, Father.

01:09:35.000 And he goes, sir.

01:09:36.000 And he keeps nagging him.

01:09:37.000 And he goes, I don't feel like listening to a 22-year-old virgin tell me how to live my fucking life.

01:09:45.000 It took a few times before he broke down.

01:09:47.000 That relationship with, what's his name, Walt Kowalski and the priest.

01:09:52.000 Good afternoon, Walt.

01:09:54.000 Good afternoon, guys.

01:09:56.000 I'm going to confession.

01:09:58.000 Why didn't you just call the police?

01:10:00.000 What?

01:10:01.000 What?

01:10:01.000 I do work with some of the Hmong gangs, and I heard there was some trouble in the neighborhood.

01:10:06.000 Why didn't you call the police?

01:10:09.000 Well, you know, I prayed that they would show up, but nobody answered.

01:10:20.000 Someone could have been killed.

01:10:22.000 We're talking life and death here.

01:10:24.000 When things go wrong, you gotta act quickly.

01:10:28.000 When we were in Korea and a thousand screaming gooks came across our line, we didn't call the police.

01:10:33.000 We reacted.

01:10:34.000 We're not doing what you said.

01:10:43.000 About how you carry around all the horrible things you were forced to do.

01:10:47.000 Horrible things that won't leave you.

01:10:50.000 It seems it would do you good to unload some of that burden.

01:10:55.000 Things done during war are terrible.

01:10:58.000 Being ordered to kill, killing to save yourself, killing to save others.

01:11:03.000 You're right.

01:11:05.000 Those are things I know nothing about.

01:11:08.000 But I do know about forgiveness.

01:11:10.000 I feel like a young man in the real world would be a little less arrogant when talking to a fucking 80-year-old war vet.

01:11:17.000 Yeah.

01:11:18.000 Who's been going to the church since that kid was a baby?

01:11:22.000 You would be like, I hate fuckface.

01:11:24.000 What do you call the cops?

01:11:26.000 Yeah.

01:11:27.000 I'm going to hand it to you, Padre.

01:11:30.000 You came here with your guns loaded this time.

01:11:32.000 Thank you.

01:11:34.000 And you're right about one thing.

01:11:36.000 About stronger men than me reaching their salvation.

01:11:40.000 Well, the hella fucking Luja.

01:11:43.000 But you're wrong about something else.

01:11:46.000 What's that, Mr. Gosky?

01:11:49.000 The thing that haunts a man the most is what he isn't ordered to do.

01:11:57.000 Oh!

01:11:58.000 If only that movie had better borders and didn't import so many bad Hmong actors, because it would have been fucking perfect.

01:12:06.000 I even stole it once.

01:12:08.000 At my house, some guy was walking by and he was staring at me because the neighbors are all shocked they live near David Duke.

01:12:13.000 And then he was about a block away and he was still looking back, staring.

01:12:17.000 This is the thing with rich liberals.

01:12:20.000 They think just looking makes you go, oh fuck, I've been made.

01:12:24.000 So he's honestly like a good baseball throw away.

01:12:30.000 A stone's toss, as the Brits say.

01:12:31.000 And he's still going, his family's walking with him.

01:12:34.000 He's got kind of long hair.

01:12:35.000 He's like 35.

01:12:37.000 And he's like staring.

01:12:39.000 And he's six feet tall, so he's used to having some authority amongst his pussy friends.

01:12:44.000 And he sees me.

01:12:44.000 I'm getting my kid stuff out of the trunk and I'm looking over at him.

01:12:47.000 And I just went, I stole it from Walt Kowalski.

01:12:55.000 And he retaliates with more staring.

01:12:58.000 Shut up, Jamie.

01:13:02.000 Remember, Walt did it from his porch.

01:13:03.000 He was just like, and he did end up getting them killed.

01:13:10.000 Anyway, next call.

01:13:11.000 Jeremy.

01:13:13.000 Drummer!

01:13:15.000 Wow, this is the one he's hell there!

01:13:23.000 Jeremy's ready!

01:13:30.000 Even flow.

01:13:31.000 You guys are riffing on my favorite band.

01:13:35.000 Man, he's got a huge Pearl Jam tattoo on his chat.

01:13:38.000 Nice.

01:13:38.000 Pearl Jam's my check.

01:13:42.000 Oh, where can this caller be?

01:13:46.000 He picked up buddy's video.

01:13:48.000 I'm surprised the Grunge Man did so well with an 84-year-old singer from the deep south named Bleeding Gums Murphy.

01:13:55.000 I've been all down.

01:13:58.000 I've been making my way.

01:14:02.000 Unbelievable.

01:14:04.000 Picking this cotton, working that field.

01:14:06.000 Yeah, all right.

01:14:10.000 Let's go to Sam instead.

01:14:12.000 Hello, Sam.

01:14:15.000 Hello.

01:14:16.000 Hello.

01:14:18.000 Hey, how you doing, buddy?

01:14:19.000 Not bad, buddy.

01:14:21.000 Daddy, you're a little dehydrated, daddy.

01:14:24.000 Can you do joker face, buddy?

01:14:29.000 The reason why I'm calling this because me and my wife is getting divorced because of you.

01:14:44.000 Sorry, go ahead.

01:14:46.000 I said the reason why I'm falling is because me and my wife is getting divorced because of you.

01:14:52.000 Wow, that's not really what I'm going for here with this show.

01:14:56.000 Well, you're getting it.

01:14:59.000 You gave out some great advice a couple years ago about farting and that you would take the duck lips and you somehow put it up against your anal lips when you would fart.

01:15:12.000 Yeah.

01:15:12.000 And it would muffle the sound.

01:15:15.000 Yeah.

01:15:15.000 Well, make a long story short.

01:15:18.000 Middle of the night, we just finished eating Japanese steakhouse.

01:15:21.000 My wife's asleep.

01:15:22.000 I'm laying next to her, obviously.

01:15:26.000 And I go to light out some gas.

01:15:30.000 It backfires.

01:15:32.000 It sounds like a freaking horn went off.

01:15:36.000 So she sees me laying there with my arm behind my ass.

01:15:43.000 And then I pull my fingers out.

01:15:46.000 She flipped open the blanket and I got shit up my fingers.

01:15:50.000 It's quiet.

01:15:51.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

01:15:52.000 Well, that's not a fart.

01:15:54.000 That's diarrhea.

01:15:56.000 It's my fault you shit your pants?

01:15:57.000 Yeah, you weak asshole.

01:15:58.000 First of all, you shouldn't have that much shit up your ass at the end of the day.

01:16:01.000 Didn't you take a shit that day?

01:16:03.000 And you're not following the instructions.

01:16:05.000 You purse your fingers around near your anal lips, and then you pry your anus open, and your ass goes.

01:16:13.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:16:15.000 I can't be sitting here taking responsibility for people who misuse the product.

01:16:20.000 We've made it very clear how to turn your farts into...

01:16:25.000 So his wife's divorcing him because he had shit on his hands?

01:16:29.000 Maybe you didn't finish the story.

01:16:31.000 You're not familiar with marriage.

01:16:33.000 Even if I shit the bed.

01:16:36.000 That's like rounds for divorce.

01:16:37.000 Well, remember Whitney Houston and Bobby?

01:16:40.000 She was constipated, I assume, from their opioid use and various crack benders.

01:16:46.000 So in order to get shit out, he had to put his finger up her ass and fish hook.

01:16:52.000 It's called a fish hook.

01:16:53.000 It's a thing that's known.

01:16:55.000 So he was fish hooking poo out of her ass, and they're both such brutal drug addicts that they bring it up on the sitcom.

01:17:01.000 And they go something like, that's ghetto love, that's black love, that's real love.

01:17:06.000 On the reality show.

01:17:07.000 Yeah.

01:17:09.000 That's opioid love.

01:17:11.000 But yeah, in marriage, there's essentially going to be not a lot, maybe like three times in a marriage.

01:17:16.000 I don't know how it gets after like 65.

01:17:19.000 But you're going to poo yourself.

01:17:21.000 She's going to have an incident, especially after she has kids.

01:17:24.000 You know, when a woman has a baby, there's not just blood and fucking afterbirth.

01:17:31.000 There's shit.

01:17:33.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:33.000 And barf.

01:17:35.000 Pushing.

01:17:36.000 It's not the sexiest you've ever seen your wife.

01:17:39.000 Look at that beautiful, beautiful bird.

01:17:41.000 No, I don't think it's that beautiful.

01:17:44.000 She's committing a magical act that connects her to the heavens, wherein a human being is coming out of her body.

01:17:52.000 So if it's a little messy, it's like time travel.

01:17:55.000 You're going to land there.

01:17:57.000 There's going to be like splooge on you.

01:17:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:59.000 You're going to be nude.

01:18:00.000 That's the problem with miracles.

01:18:02.000 They get pretty.

01:18:04.000 Miracles ain't pretty.

01:18:05.000 That's another cool.

01:18:06.000 I don't know if that's a band name, but definitely an album name.

01:18:09.000 Muslim refugees coming into Idaho.

01:18:12.000 Oh, great.

01:18:13.000 Let me guess.

01:18:14.000 It's not going well.

01:18:18.000 Hello?

01:18:18.000 Hello.

01:18:19.000 720.

01:18:20.000 You're on the.

01:18:20.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:18:21.000 Hey, man.

01:18:23.000 Hey, dude.

01:18:25.000 I was calling.

01:18:26.000 I just moved.

01:18:27.000 I know you're still thinking about figuring out where you're going to go after, you know.

01:18:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:34.000 You moved to Daniel.

01:18:36.000 And there's Muslims there?

01:18:37.000 How's it going?

01:18:39.000 Well, I don't know.

01:18:40.000 They're not here yet, I suppose.

01:18:42.000 My brother has been worrying me about it.

01:18:43.000 He's kind of like over the top on his, you know, I believe about 85% of his in quotation conspiracy theories, but I just moved to Coeur d'Alene, and supposedly they're moving 10,000 of them over to Spokane,

01:18:58.000 Washington, which is weird.

01:19:04.000 It's like, why would our government send refugees to the most conservative parts of the state or of the country?

01:19:12.000 Yeah, I wonder why.

01:19:13.000 What could their motive possibly be?

01:19:16.000 Yeah.

01:19:17.000 What?

01:19:17.000 Promoting fucking war, practically?

01:19:21.000 Yeah, turning counties blue.

01:19:23.000 This is what they did in Britain with Muslims.

01:19:25.000 They have disdain for the working class, so they throw them in there to fuck with them.

01:19:29.000 But it's also to change the voting records.

01:19:31.000 It's twofold.

01:19:32.000 It's a fuck you, and it's a let's change.

01:19:35.000 They don't really care about demographics, but let's change the voting records of this particular county.

01:19:40.000 And I hear people say, like my people say, oh, Muslims, when you get to 10%, it starts altering the culture and you start getting problems with child grooming and whatever terrorism.

01:19:54.000 I don't think you've got to wait till 10%.

01:19:56.000 America's at 1%.

01:19:58.000 And what have we had?

01:19:59.000 13 at Fort Hood, 49 at Pulse, 8 at San Bernardino, 8 at the, I might be getting these numbers a little off, the West Side Highway here in New York.

01:20:11.000 Not talking about the 3,000 in New York City, but 1% is not going that great for us.

01:20:17.000 No.

01:20:18.000 So that sounds like bad news.

01:20:21.000 That was too much of indecence.

01:20:23.000 But what are you going to do?

01:20:24.000 Like, cut them out?

01:20:27.000 Well, I don't know what to expect.

01:20:28.000 Like, you know, when the time comes, I'm just kind of happy to be surrounded around like-minded people.

01:20:34.000 It's kind of why I moved here.

01:20:37.000 Yeah, all right.

01:20:38.000 Thanks.

01:20:38.000 Check it out.

01:20:40.000 I don't know if anyone ever commented and asked or recommended Cordelaine.

01:20:46.000 If they did, it sounds familiar.

01:20:48.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:20:49.000 You're in for a rough ride.

01:20:50.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit.

01:20:52.000 Like, what are you going to do?

01:20:54.000 Protest the bill, I guess.

01:20:55.000 And where are the Muslims coming from?

01:20:57.000 I can't think of Muslims that aren't a pain in the ass.

01:21:00.000 I guess Morocco or some really wealthy place along the fucking Mediterranean.

01:21:05.000 Northern Africa.

01:21:06.000 But Somalia, Africa.

01:21:10.000 There's a huge Somalian refugee population in Maine.

01:21:15.000 They take them from the deserts of Africa, Somalia, and ship them to Maine.

01:21:20.000 Oof.

01:21:21.000 Great.

01:21:21.000 Well, isn't that where was James O'Keefe's huge ballot harvesting controversy?

01:21:26.000 Maybe that was Dearborn, Michigan kind of areas.

01:21:30.000 They don't assimilate.

01:21:31.000 I'm sorry.

01:21:32.000 Like someone was asking me the other day, do you think Muslims can be proud boys?

01:21:35.000 No.

01:21:36.000 It's about Western chauvinism and Islam is incompatible with the West.

01:21:41.000 Bring me my Hindus.

01:21:43.000 Bring me my Sri Lankans.

01:21:45.000 Bring me my even Hispanics.

01:21:48.000 I mean, almost every culture assimilates vastly better than Islam.

01:21:55.000 Even fucking white Islamists don't do well.

01:22:00.000 Who were the fucking Boston bombers?

01:22:02.000 They were white Muslims.

01:22:05.000 Sorry, it just doesn't work.

01:22:08.000 Bye-bye.

01:22:10.000 Toodaloo.

01:22:11.000 Toodaloo, motherfucker.

01:22:15.000 Oh, we have a guy asking about Gary.

01:22:18.000 Yep.

01:22:18.000 Hold on one second.

01:22:22.000 All right.

01:22:23.000 Ask away about the Gare Bear.

01:22:25.000 Oh, this is Gary.

01:22:26.000 Hello.

01:22:27.000 Oh, hi, Gary.

01:22:28.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:22:30.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:22:30.000 Hi, Ryan.

01:22:31.000 It's Gary Antini here for the next 35 minutes or so.

01:22:38.000 Oh, that's great.

01:22:40.000 Gary, I'll be totally honest with you.

01:22:42.000 The reason we haven't had you to the new studio is no one wants you in their car because you reek up everything you touch.

01:22:48.000 And we don't even think an Uber would have you.

01:22:52.000 So it's your brutal body odor.

01:22:59.000 Hot shit.

01:23:03.000 We have some hot shit next to your mug here.

01:23:07.000 And a gay mug also.

01:23:09.000 We have a little shrine to you here at the studio.

01:23:12.000 Yeah, that's enough for us to feel.

01:23:14.000 All right, thanks for calling, Gary.

01:23:15.000 We'll get you in the studio fine.

01:23:17.000 We just got to find a tarp to stick on the chair, or maybe we'll put you in a giant laundry bag, like a dry cleaner plastic bag.

01:23:25.000 Hot shit.

01:23:27.000 Hot shit.

01:23:29.000 Someone sent me a video where they ran into him on the street.

01:23:32.000 And they're like, hey, are you on Gavin McInnes' network?

01:23:36.000 And he goes, what?

01:23:37.000 Gavin McInnes, you're on Gavin McInnes' network?

01:23:40.000 And he goes, no, it's Gary Santini.

01:23:45.000 Sounds like a fucking magician.

01:23:47.000 The great Gary Santini.

01:23:48.000 Sounds like a fucking cool guy you want to hang out with until you meet him.

01:23:52.000 Hey, you want to come over?

01:23:53.000 We're having a bunch of beers, watching the game.

01:23:55.000 I don't know.

01:23:56.000 I'm kind of tired.

01:23:57.000 Gary Santini's here.

01:23:59.000 He's in town?

01:24:01.000 I'm on my way.

01:24:03.000 Ripping through puddles during the storm.

01:24:05.000 Nice.

01:24:07.000 Gary Santini's in town.

01:24:08.000 He's probably got Coke.

01:24:15.000 I'm going to have to come.

01:24:19.000 If you like, I don't know what is this life on Roku.

01:24:24.000 Something like that.

01:24:25.000 Something like that.

01:24:26.000 Just take the call.

01:24:27.000 520, you're on the line.

01:24:28.000 The previews are never correct.

01:24:32.000 Go ahead, 520.

01:24:33.000 Go ahead.

01:24:37.000 Waiting on you.

01:24:39.000 I think a lot of these guys get drunk around this time, 10.30, and they're on hold, and they either fall asleep or go look at something.

01:24:46.000 Correct.

01:24:47.000 Let's just rip through them.

01:24:48.000 Very possible.

01:24:49.000 All right.

01:24:51.000 Joe, and he's calling about the recent contact you had.

01:24:57.000 Hey, what's up, guys?

01:24:59.000 With what, aliens?

01:25:02.000 Unlike the previous caller, I'm here to sing your praises.

01:25:06.000 Oh, good.

01:25:06.000 I like that.

01:25:07.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit.

01:25:09.000 Here was Tuesday's lineup, if you remember.

01:25:12.000 Man Up got uploaded pretty late the previous day, so I'm counting this as Tuesday.

01:25:19.000 You got Man Up, Dusty Bogan, two AIUs, censored TV, G-O-M-L, and SOF.

01:25:29.000 Does it get any better than that?

01:25:31.000 What a day.

01:25:33.000 Like, why have TV or anything else?

01:25:35.000 You shouldn't be watching that much.

01:25:37.000 Like, it fills up 100% of your free time and more.

01:25:42.000 Fortunately, I retired about three months ago, so I can personally handle that kind of load.

01:25:50.000 That's a big hot load.

01:25:51.000 That was an amazing day.

01:25:52.000 That was an amazing day.

01:25:54.000 And if I could ask one question, what is the deal?

01:25:58.000 Patrick Coffin is the man.

01:26:02.000 How did you, how did that come to be?

01:26:05.000 Because if you can make it even every six month kind of thing, that guy is Patrick Coffin is the man.

01:26:13.000 Thanks.

01:26:14.000 Okay, thanks for calling.

01:26:15.000 Yeah, he's a fun little Catholic.

01:26:17.000 I don't know, little sounds patronizing.

01:26:19.000 He's a fun dude from Halifax.

01:26:21.000 We both have Canadian backgrounds.

01:26:23.000 He contacted me because he's big into Catholicism when he found out I was Catholic.

01:26:28.000 That interested him because I don't seem very Catholic.

01:26:31.000 And then we've been corresponding fairly regularly ever since.

01:26:36.000 Great guy.

01:26:37.000 Great guy.

01:26:38.000 Great guy, Frank.

01:26:39.000 He's a good old Nova Scotian.

01:26:40.000 He's wearing Nova Scotian.

01:26:42.000 He wears a hat that looks Cuban.

01:26:45.000 I think they call it Cuban.

01:26:47.000 By the way, so Katie's last episode, she was braving the hurricane in Mexico.

01:26:53.000 It's social.

01:26:54.000 She's out and about.

01:26:55.000 Is it the same one?

01:26:56.000 No, I think there's Hurricane Grace, oddly enough.

01:26:59.000 But yeah, so she's out and about, all this footage, out and, you know.

01:27:02.000 I wish we were more unapologetic as a society.

01:27:05.000 And remember, there was that controversy, why are all hurricanes named after women?

01:27:10.000 And whoever was asked that just should have said, because a lot of you are cunts.

01:27:15.000 The end.

01:27:18.000 They're not all named after women.

01:27:20.000 Now they're all like Jerry and Larry.

01:27:22.000 Yeah, Henri and...

01:27:25.000 What was this one we just had?

01:27:26.000 Ida.

01:27:27.000 Ida.

01:27:28.000 Idaho.

01:27:29.000 That reminds me of the chick from Still Game.

01:27:31.000 Oh, no, she was Isa.

01:27:33.000 Wasn't she?

01:27:34.000 Issa.

01:27:35.000 You know the gossiper from the Glaswegian show Still Game?

01:27:38.000 Not off the top of my head.

01:27:40.000 Do you not watch Still Game, dude?

01:27:42.000 No.

01:27:42.000 Oh, I'm jealous of you.

01:27:45.000 You have 80 hours of a hilarious Glaswegian sitcom to sit through on Netflix, you lucky bastard.

01:27:55.000 I have 80.

01:27:56.000 I have...

01:27:56.000 It'll be fine.

01:27:57.000 Hard to find 80 hours of free time, but I'll get it done.

01:28:02.000 Look up Isa.

01:28:04.000 Still game Isa.

01:28:05.000 The Quez.

01:28:06.000 That's her mom sweeping up.

01:28:10.000 Oh, my God.

01:28:11.000 It's such a good show, dude.

01:28:13.000 I think my cousin Mike watches that.

01:28:15.000 Yeah, dude, I just met someone who hasn't seen the Sopranos before.

01:28:19.000 Fuck yeah.

01:28:20.000 You're lucky.

01:28:21.000 That's a nice.

01:28:23.000 I would love to go to a brain surgeon and have this removed from my head.

01:28:26.000 Because they don't really stand up to repeated watches.

01:28:29.000 Just the ticket.

01:28:31.000 This is every summer of my life.

01:28:34.000 With my grand.

01:28:37.000 Oh, Richard.

01:28:39.000 You look lovely.

01:28:44.000 Oh, the furniture.

01:28:46.000 Cupid.

01:28:49.000 Richard.

01:28:51.000 White.

01:28:56.000 You're off the hook, Miss Meet.

01:28:57.000 I'll be back for you.

01:29:02.000 Take the page free girl for.

01:29:07.000 So you, Isa, what are you off to?

01:29:09.000 My way to Dava Shift.

01:29:12.000 That was close.

01:29:13.000 We've got lightly there.

01:29:15.000 Times, I'm glad I caught you there.

01:29:17.000 I feel like I got to tell you.

01:29:19.000 Tell me what, Isa?

01:29:21.000 Well, I never buy the Times.

01:29:23.000 There's usually nothing in it you haven't read in the real papers.

01:29:26.000 Just the same old news again later on.

01:29:29.000 Rubbish, really.

01:29:30.000 And there's no point buying twice for it.

01:29:32.000 Anyhow, don't ask me why, but I won't buy you.

01:29:38.000 What are you doing, Winston?

01:29:40.000 I'm trying to fast-forward you to the punchline.

01:29:43.000 Get to the end of the story.

01:29:45.000 I will have.

01:29:45.000 I was flipping through it.

01:29:46.000 The end.

01:29:48.000 At the intimation set.

01:29:49.000 End, mind.

01:29:50.000 Bobby McIntosh is dead.

01:29:52.000 Thank you.

01:29:56.000 Bobby McIntosh is dead.

01:29:58.000 McIntosh.

01:29:59.000 I wish you could do that to the Tactical Walls guy.

01:30:02.000 Just go to the end, to the end.

01:30:04.000 Oh, that's so mean.

01:30:06.000 What's this?

01:30:07.000 Have you seen this channel, Scottish Patter?

01:30:12.000 Are you following this?

01:30:13.000 No?

01:30:13.000 I'm not.

01:30:14.000 Par.

01:30:15.000 You know, the patter means the way you talk.

01:30:20.000 But if you're telling a shitty story in Glasgow, people will just stop and go, see you, your power's rotting, and just walk away.

01:30:31.000 Like, they do not suffer fools gladly in that culture.

01:30:35.000 There's some Scottish people that kind of say, purple, but he's great.

01:30:53.000 Lemmy's show is awesome.

01:30:55.000 Have you not seen Limmy's show?

01:30:56.000 No.

01:30:57.000 Oh, dude.

01:30:58.000 Yeah.

01:31:00.000 No.

01:31:01.000 They literally say, by the way, like, regularly.

01:31:04.000 I'm more jealous of you than Gary Santini.

01:31:09.000 You wish you had the great Santini.

01:31:11.000 Dude, I swear to God, Lemmy's Show and Still Game.

01:31:15.000 There is 400 hours waiting for you at home.

01:31:19.000 I believe both are on Netflix.

01:31:21.000 You have 400 hours waiting for you, of which 91% is like fucking gold.

01:31:30.000 Gold.

01:31:32.000 Like you won't be remotely bored.

01:31:33.000 SCTV, I grew up with SCTV and I go, oh, fuck, I can't wait to watch those again.

01:31:37.000 Those are great.

01:31:38.000 I got like the box set a few years ago.

01:31:40.000 And I'm watching it and 40% of it is fucking utter garbage.

01:31:46.000 I had selective memory, like people who think they're good at blackjack, and remembered all the good parts.

01:31:51.000 Still game, let me show.

01:31:53.000 He's still like that, by the way.

01:31:55.000 And for our viewers at home who didn't grow up in Glasgow or with Glaswegians, put on the subtitles and you'll be very impressed with the level of comedy.

01:32:04.000 Like that dildo joke?

01:32:06.000 That was just a random sampling.

01:32:08.000 Yeah.

01:32:09.000 They actually have subtitles?

01:32:11.000 Yeah.

01:32:12.000 My wife can't follow it if I don't have subtitles on.

01:32:15.000 That's like train spotting.

01:32:18.000 The movie comes with fucking subtitles.

01:32:21.000 Well, and if you watch it with someone like Yayo and they say you have to explain Deed is dead and Doug is dog, and it ends up killing the vibe.

01:32:32.000 Did you play Doug?

01:32:34.000 I hate Doug.

01:32:35.000 And that's a hoose is a mouse.

01:32:37.000 A moose.

01:32:38.000 A coup.

01:32:38.000 There's a fucking moose in the hoose.

01:32:42.000 There's a coup and a moose in the hoose.

01:32:45.000 Wait, go back to that thing I want to hear them say, by the way.

01:32:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:32:49.000 By the way.

01:32:51.000 You, by the way, you have to listen closely, apparently.

01:32:59.000 I just know a dog by the way.

01:33:02.000 Did he say that's my bump, by the way?

01:33:04.000 That's not a dog, by the way.

01:33:08.000 That's not a dog, by the way.

01:33:09.000 That's not a dog, by the way.

01:33:11.000 That's not a dog by a dog.

01:33:12.000 I love that.

01:33:13.000 All that I know from Scottish, like, videos that made me laugh.

01:33:16.000 The other one where he thought it was a bank machine, it was a fucking bridge.

01:33:19.000 He's trying to put his card into a bridge.

01:33:21.000 He's like, hey, that's not a bank machine, by the way.

01:33:23.000 What was that?

01:33:24.000 Oh, thanks.

01:33:25.000 So it is.

01:33:25.000 No, that's what he says.

01:33:26.000 So it is.

01:33:27.000 So it's.

01:33:40.000 Yeah, don't feed seagulls in Glasgow.

01:33:44.000 And don't feed flying rats in New York City.

01:33:46.000 That's a dog.

01:33:46.000 That's a fan.

01:33:48.000 Clinkers.

01:33:49.000 We had a junkie lying on his back as the final video, I think, yesterday.

01:33:54.000 And someone just fed rats like breadcrumbs and shit in Times Square.

01:33:59.000 That's what rats need.

01:34:00.000 It's tough for a rat to survive these days.

01:34:04.000 They can only tread water for three days, swim eight miles, fit through the door crack that's the size of a quarter, and eat their own young.

01:34:14.000 They definitely need your help.

01:34:16.000 All right, next call.

01:34:18.000 Yeah.

01:34:19.000 Hi, Nick.

01:34:19.000 Shout Steph D this evening.

01:34:21.000 Okay, Ryan Hypnosis.

01:34:26.000 Cool name.

01:34:28.000 Ryan Hypnosis.

01:34:29.000 Hello.

01:34:30.000 Yo.

01:34:31.000 Hey there.

01:34:32.000 Hey, you ever hear of the boxer Scott D. Montana?

01:34:38.000 No.

01:34:41.000 He's got a video up.

01:34:42.000 There's a video up on YouTube where he stages a hypnosis before he fights Chris Eubanks.

01:34:49.000 He's an African boxer, and Chris Eubanks completely believes it.

01:34:53.000 It's worth a watch.

01:34:56.000 I think Chris Eubanks made me think about New Rochelle.

01:34:59.000 Oh, yeah?

01:35:01.000 What's up?

01:35:02.000 I think Chris Eubanks might be from just north of us here in New Rochelle.

01:35:07.000 Chris Eubanks.

01:35:08.000 Oh, you know what?

01:35:09.000 He's Jamaican.

01:35:11.000 I think he's Jamaican.

01:35:12.000 But, yeah, he falls for his hypnosis and ends up losing the boxing match.

01:35:16.000 But there's a good video on it, worth a watch.

01:35:20.000 And then I wanted to ask you if you've ever had any patent, if you've ever gotten anything patented before.

01:35:25.000 Have you ever had ideas patented or anything like that?

01:35:28.000 No, but the GPS clip, the GPS chip that you can stick on things of value, I invented that fucking 15 years ago.

01:35:38.000 And a relative of mine said that'll never work because to charge those things, it would take too much radiation to charge something over there.

01:35:50.000 He didn't trust the battery.

01:35:51.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:35:52.000 We'll look it up.

01:35:53.000 How do you spell that name, DeMontano?

01:35:55.000 Scott DeMontano, right?

01:35:57.000 Yeah, I'm right.

01:35:59.000 When he was 16, his father sent him to New York in the U.S. to live with his mother in the tough South Bronx district.

01:36:06.000 He's from here.

01:36:07.000 Yeah.

01:36:08.000 Scott.

01:36:08.000 You know how I know that?

01:36:09.000 It's because when I take a shit at the gym, there's a big picture of Chris Eubanks.

01:36:15.000 Eubank.

01:36:16.000 Hometown boy.

01:36:17.000 On the wall.

01:36:18.000 And he must be a hotown.

01:36:20.000 Hotown.

01:36:21.000 Must be a hometown boy if he's on the wall.

01:36:23.000 In the shitter.

01:36:26.000 All right, I don't care about that.

01:36:27.000 I don't even believe it.

01:36:30.000 We all admire you.

01:36:31.000 He says, you know, the quintessential Englishman.

01:36:35.000 You dress well, you're dignified, you're well-behaved.

01:36:40.000 Let's move on.

01:36:41.000 Do you seem to have played you at your own game?

01:36:46.000 Yes.

01:36:47.000 Steve was very good.

01:36:48.000 I mean, listen to this story here.

01:36:50.000 I go to Dublin to have the press conference.

01:36:51.000 Why is he acting like such a fuck?

01:36:53.000 Yeah.

01:36:54.000 I go to...

01:36:55.000 Are you a dandy?

01:36:56.000 Chris?

01:36:57.000 I go to Dublin to have the press conference in the middle of the day.

01:36:59.000 I don't care about this.

01:36:59.000 I don't believe it anyway.

01:37:00.000 It's fucking astrology.

01:37:03.000 Astronology.

01:37:06.000 Alright, we have 518 online.

01:37:10.000 518.

01:37:11.000 Online.

01:37:16.000 Hello.

01:37:17.000 Hello.

01:37:19.000 Hello, what's up?

01:37:21.000 Hello?

01:37:22.000 Can you hear me?

01:37:23.000 Yep.

01:37:25.000 Hey, uh, I'm sick of all these fucking pussies calling into your show.

01:37:32.000 There's like a gap between us, like, 30-somethings and 20-somethings.

01:37:38.000 We need more tradesmen, by the way.

01:37:42.000 Yep.

01:37:42.000 Anyway.

01:37:43.000 On the show and in America.

01:37:45.000 I hate this fucking show.

01:37:46.000 Yeah, dude, I'm a machinist.

01:37:47.000 We need more machinists.

01:37:48.000 Anybody out there, go fucking be a machinist.

01:37:51.000 Anyway, listen.

01:37:54.000 So, a couple of people.

01:37:55.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:37:56.000 Did you say don't be a machinist?

01:37:59.000 No, we need more machinists.

01:38:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:38:01.000 Okay.

01:38:03.000 I agree.

01:38:03.000 Definitely.

01:38:04.000 All that fucking machinist.

01:38:05.000 Yeah, they're all retiring and nobody wants to do it.

01:38:08.000 And it takes a little skill.

01:38:11.000 Come on, man.

01:38:14.000 So a couple shows ago, you and Ryan were talking about that history book that he supposedly finished.

01:38:21.000 Yeah.

01:38:22.000 And you were singing, yeah, you were saying to teach your boy, I got a little boy too, you want to teach your boy about kill the Han and the Ottoman Empire and all that shit?

01:38:33.000 So I happen to have this silver coin, right?

01:38:37.000 From the Ottoman Empire.

01:38:40.000 And I would love to give it to you so you can attach it to your history lesson with your boy.

01:38:48.000 Okay.

01:38:48.000 Well, it's from 1829.

01:38:52.000 It's an Ottoman Empire coin.

01:38:55.000 You can have it.

01:38:56.000 You taught me to be a retard.

01:38:59.000 Wait, this sounds like a trick.

01:39:00.000 Wasn't the Ottoman Empire over?

01:39:03.000 No.

01:39:04.000 No, no.

01:39:05.000 It's not a trick, dude.

01:39:06.000 It's not a trick.

01:39:07.000 And when I wrote in the mailbag, I wrote like, I get like you guys, it's probably really sketchy with like gifts and mail and all that shit.

01:39:21.000 But I would like, you know, I would take any precautions or any whatever.

01:39:25.000 But I'd love to send it to you, dude.

01:39:27.000 Honestly.

01:39:28.000 That's all.

01:39:28.000 It's for real.

01:39:29.000 Yeah, I mean, Constantinople was 1453 to 1922.

01:39:34.000 So I guess.

01:39:35.000 Yes, it's from 1829.

01:39:38.000 It's from, yeah, it's really cool, actually.

01:39:41.000 And I, you know, I heard you bring it up when Brian supposedly finished that book, which he probably didn't finish.

01:39:47.000 I did, sir.

01:39:51.000 All right, well, just email.

01:39:52.000 I'll look it up in the letters and thanks for calling.

01:39:55.000 You know, we got a letter where someone said a great way to red pill your kids is you pay them five bucks to watch a Dennis Prager video.

01:40:03.000 Not a little Instagram one, but like a 15-minute one.

01:40:07.000 And then you quiz them after and ask them what they got from it to show they're not trying to trick you.

01:40:13.000 And she goes, I didn't spend that much money.

01:40:15.000 I spent like 50 bucks, whatever it was.

01:40:17.000 And it worked.

01:40:19.000 It was a smashing success.

01:40:20.000 Because as far as they're concerned, I'm making five bucks for 15 minutes.

01:40:24.000 I'm going to try it.

01:40:26.000 Because I might be losing them.

01:40:28.000 All right, next call.

01:40:31.000 So it is Tim.

01:40:34.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:40:35.000 Hello.

01:40:37.000 Hey, I got a question for you.

01:40:38.000 You've talked about moving to the South to a Rudder State, and you've also talked about how your wife is very liberal.

01:40:44.000 Have you talked to her about gun ownership when you move to the Red State?

01:40:48.000 And if she's not cool with it, what kind of protection would you feel comfortable having that she would also be cool with?

01:40:57.000 Oh, she knows.

01:40:58.000 We have guns in the house.

01:41:00.000 She understands the power of a gun.

01:41:02.000 Thanks for calling.

01:41:03.000 One thing I did think of, though, like my gun is pretty hard to load, my guns, but I don't see her getting the clip in and putting it in the chamber with the bolt or whatever you call it.

01:41:17.000 But I did see these guns on Hannity that are like $350.

01:41:21.000 They're plastic and they shoot out these pepper balls that aren't just incredibly painful when they hit you, but when they hit you, there's an impact and it blinds you.

01:41:31.000 That's a gun for a liberal.

01:41:34.000 Non-lethal defense.

01:41:35.000 What's the deal with the outside of the Bronx, like say Westchester?

01:41:40.000 What about it?

01:41:41.000 And New York State.

01:41:43.000 You can have a 16-inch barrel?

01:41:45.000 Well, yeah, there's barrel length is a minimum of 16 inches and there's an overall length of, I think, 22 and 7 eighths or 27 inches, which makes it a carbine, which is a short rifle.

01:41:59.000 New York State, you need a pistol permit for handguns.

01:42:02.000 But if you're over 18, I think it's 18 for long guns.

01:42:07.000 Or maybe 21.

01:42:08.000 And a long gun is 22 and a half inches from butt to end.

01:42:13.000 A long gun is like a rifle.

01:42:16.000 Right, but what?

01:42:17.000 The shortest legal one you can get, I believe it's I think it's 27 inches, which constitutes it.

01:42:24.000 And what's that called?

01:42:25.000 It's not called a long gun.

01:42:27.000 No, it's a long gun.

01:42:28.000 Oh, okay.

01:42:28.000 So a long gun is 27 inches.

01:42:30.000 I'm great with 27 inches.

01:42:32.000 That's like twice the size of my dick.

01:42:35.000 Look up a 27-inch gun.

01:42:38.000 Right, that guy, what he's holding right there.

01:42:39.000 He's probably roughly around that.

01:42:42.000 I don't know.

01:42:42.000 That seems better than a fucking handgun.

01:42:45.000 Handguns are for close distances.

01:42:49.000 Yeah.

01:42:50.000 You want to turn corners all clean.

01:42:53.000 You know what I mean?

01:42:54.000 Yeah, I don't want a handgun.

01:42:56.000 Well, of course I do, obviously.

01:42:57.000 I certainly do.

01:42:58.000 As far as like home invasion stuff.

01:43:01.000 That's a 27-inch gun?

01:43:03.000 No.

01:43:04.000 That's a 6-inch revolver.

01:43:06.000 6-inch.

01:43:07.000 No, 27-inch.

01:43:09.000 Yeah, that kind of vibe.

01:43:11.000 Well, no, that's illegal.

01:43:12.000 Oh, that's like a sort of shotgun.

01:43:14.000 I mean, New York State, you can't own that.

01:43:16.000 Like Connecticut, you can't.

01:43:17.000 Wait, that's 27.

01:43:20.000 Long, like, shortest gun legal in.

01:43:23.000 Oh, that doesn't look as fun.

01:43:24.000 New York is 27-inch.

01:43:25.000 Somehow I picture 27-inches, like, this long.

01:43:28.000 Yeah.

01:43:28.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:43:29.000 That'd be a fucking cool little gun.

01:43:33.000 Like a pistol grip shotgun.

01:43:34.000 And I can get one, right?

01:43:35.000 Sure.

01:43:37.000 I'm getting one.

01:43:38.000 Rock on.

01:43:40.000 Woo.

01:43:42.000 We're good.

01:43:43.000 You know, we've got like a Remington 870 or a Mossburg 500 or something, a home defense shotgun.

01:43:48.000 Yeah.

01:43:49.000 Hello, you've got a base.

01:43:53.000 All right, next.

01:43:54.000 Jimbo, Elizabeth.

01:43:55.000 I'm disappointed, by the way, you didn't pull up any pictures of what we're talking about.

01:43:58.000 Isabella Riley.

01:44:00.000 Oh, yeah.

01:44:01.000 I fucked her at a party.

01:44:03.000 Just kidding.

01:44:04.000 Hello?

01:44:05.000 Hello?

01:44:06.000 Hello.

01:44:07.000 Hello.

01:44:08.000 Yes, can you hear us.

01:44:10.000 Hello.

01:44:11.000 Hello.

01:44:14.000 Can you fuckers hear me or what?

01:44:15.000 Yeah.

01:44:15.000 Yeah, we hear you, but we're getting annoyed.

01:44:19.000 All right.

01:44:19.000 Sorry, Gavin.

01:44:21.000 I just had a question.

01:44:23.000 How are you not saying anything to Isabella Reilly about how orange she is?

01:44:29.000 Yeah, that's something.

01:44:31.000 She's fucking beautiful.

01:44:32.000 She's hotter without makeup, I think.

01:44:34.000 And I know that's a cliche, but...

01:44:36.000 I agree.

01:44:37.000 I agree.

01:44:38.000 Like, even if she's going to put on makeup, just one little, like, bloop, bloop, maybe even lip gloss, nothing else.

01:44:44.000 But that generation just fucking slathers it on.

01:44:48.000 They're like Tammy Faye Baker.

01:44:49.000 Their faces are always different colors in the bottom.

01:44:51.000 And they do those makeup tutorials where they have the line here.

01:44:54.000 What's it called?

01:44:54.000 What's the tannin and some shit?

01:44:58.000 It's like conditioning or.

01:44:59.000 She's got to be doing extra.

01:45:01.000 What?

01:45:03.000 He's got to be doing extra because that's not just makeup.

01:45:05.000 That's spray tan and all kinds of other things.

01:45:08.000 They spend with these YouTube makeup tutorials, they spend hours with lines.

01:45:14.000 I watched them on Instagram.

01:45:16.000 I don't know how I ended up with it as my algorithm, but there's like lines here.

01:45:20.000 So before they start, you see all these crazy lines, and then they start blending it and creating this illusion of stuff, which Isabelle O'Reilly clearly does not have to do.

01:45:31.000 She could throw detective shitty shit on her face, and you'd just be like, oh, still hot.

01:45:38.000 Yep.

01:45:38.000 Yeah, it's a crime.

01:45:39.000 I don't know what I should do about it because she doesn't give a shit what I have to say, but thanks for calling.

01:45:45.000 Did you see that interview with her?

01:45:46.000 No.

01:45:47.000 You should check her out.

01:45:48.000 She wears tons of makeup.

01:45:50.000 And then you see her just like when she woke up going, hi, I hate farts.

01:45:54.000 And you go, that's like Miss USA.

01:45:56.000 Yeah.

01:45:58.000 She is a fucking smoke show.

01:46:02.000 We got best way to have a baby quick.

01:46:06.000 Push.

01:46:11.000 What's going on, guys?

01:46:12.000 How y'all doing?

01:46:13.000 Hey, man.

01:46:15.000 Hey, man.

01:46:17.000 I just want to say I'm a subscriber to the end.

01:46:21.000 I listen to you guys every morning on the way to work.

01:46:23.000 I'm laughing my balls off.

01:46:25.000 Cannot stop laughing.

01:46:29.000 It's just a breath of fresh air to hear real comedy.

01:46:32.000 No holds barred.

01:46:34.000 Fucking, it reminds me of hanging out with my boys, just not worried about any pressure, just laughing my ass off.

01:46:42.000 When Ryan did Dan Zigg's mother as Trump, me and my boys were crying, laughing for fucking hours.

01:46:51.000 To this day, when we say it, we start crying, laughing.

01:46:54.000 How did I miss that?

01:46:56.000 Was that on the episode you did on your own?

01:46:58.000 No.

01:46:59.000 That was a while back.

01:47:00.000 Old studio.

01:47:02.000 Mother.

01:47:03.000 Tell your children not to walk my way.

01:47:06.000 Frankly.

01:47:06.000 Mama, Mama.

01:47:08.000 To mother, frankly.

01:47:10.000 That's what they call her.

01:47:11.000 But the real reason I called was I followed your advice.

01:47:15.000 I married the girl that I fell in love with about five years ago.

01:47:19.000 She's 23.

01:47:20.000 I'm 32.

01:47:22.000 And we just got married in May.

01:47:25.000 I'm doing everything.

01:47:26.000 You know, I'm trying to follow the steps.

01:47:28.000 She's atheist, but I convinced her to get married with a Christian, traditional wedding.

01:47:34.000 It was beautiful.

01:47:36.000 Anyway, the point is...

01:47:37.000 She won't be atheist.

01:47:37.000 She can't seem to fucking.

01:47:39.000 Yeah, that's what I'm thinking, too.

01:47:41.000 It changes every week.

01:47:42.000 Seriously.

01:47:43.000 She pushes me to go to church when I'm tired.

01:47:46.000 But anyway, what I was going to say was, you know, all these years I fucking wear protection, and then two, three months into not wearing protection, going hard, I can't fucking get results.

01:47:59.000 You got anything to share with me?

01:48:01.000 You're not watching porn, are you?

01:48:04.000 Fuck no.

01:48:05.000 No wanks, baby.

01:48:06.000 Do 100% of your loads go into her vadge?

01:48:11.000 Absolutely.

01:48:13.000 I don't know.

01:48:14.000 I think four months is pretty good.

01:48:15.000 I knocked up my wife in four months, and everyone thought that was rude.

01:48:19.000 What about you, Maddie?

01:48:20.000 How long did it take you?

01:48:22.000 I was in the first year.

01:48:24.000 Yeah, see, notice his reaction.

01:48:27.000 He doesn't say the months.

01:48:28.000 Like, the first year is considered good.

01:48:30.000 Yeah.

01:48:32.000 I couldn't tell it was for within the first year.

01:48:35.000 I we had gotten pregnant.

01:48:37.000 Yeah, your expectations are too high.

01:48:40.000 But don't put too much emphasis on it.

01:48:42.000 Just keep having sex.

01:48:44.000 Yeah, and you got the no angst right.

01:48:47.000 The other advice I would give is don't have the chart with her ovulation and all that dumb shit and oh, we got to do it now.

01:48:53.000 Just fuck her every time you're remotely horny.

01:48:56.000 Where are they coming from?

01:48:57.000 They're coming all over.

01:48:58.000 And also, also, like, jizz nice and deep.

01:49:02.000 I showed you.

01:49:02.000 You've seen the demonstration on how to make a boy, right?

01:49:06.000 Yeah.

01:49:07.000 Standing doggy.

01:49:08.000 But I can't recommend enough.

01:49:10.000 After you're done jizzing, don't pull out.

01:49:14.000 Stay there.

01:49:15.000 Just hang out.

01:49:17.000 Lips to nuts for like 40 seconds.

01:49:22.000 What's that?

01:49:22.000 Say that again?

01:49:23.000 Okay.

01:49:24.000 Don't let...

01:49:24.000 Yeah, then usually she won't talk.

01:49:26.000 So should she go to the bathroom right away?

01:49:28.000 Because she's always the place to go.

01:49:30.000 No, she should do a handstand.

01:49:31.000 No, no, she's got to stay upside down.

01:49:32.000 There's no pissing after.

01:49:34.000 Sex is like not a big deal.

01:49:36.000 Maybe I'll rig something up.

01:49:37.000 Yeah, maybe that's the problem.

01:49:39.000 She's sitting on the toilet and letting it drain out.

01:49:42.000 Okay.

01:49:43.000 I was afraid of that.

01:49:44.000 Yeah.

01:49:45.000 No, no pissing.

01:49:47.000 She's killing your babies.

01:49:49.000 They're coming.

01:49:50.000 Good luck.

01:49:51.000 Thanks for calling.

01:49:52.000 Good luck.

01:49:58.000 Okay.

01:49:59.000 You know what I don't like, by the way, when you're with a lady sexually?

01:50:03.000 You get jizz on.

01:50:04.000 It's usually a girlfriend or a wife.

01:50:05.000 You get jiz on their hand, and they're like, eh.

01:50:10.000 Like, I made that.

01:50:12.000 That's my icing.

01:50:14.000 What are you going to do to the cake?

01:50:15.000 I would love if she love like, oh.

01:50:19.000 But, you know, after a while, you don't expect that.

01:50:23.000 I don't need you to eat it with a teaspoon, but like, eh.

01:50:26.000 Do you want to get it off?

01:50:28.000 And also, if you're wearing high heels during the intercourse, can you not kick them off the second that everything's over?

01:50:35.000 Leave them on for a bit.

01:50:37.000 When you kick them off right after, it sort of implies that you hated them being on the whole time.

01:50:41.000 Yeah, keep those heels just for you.

01:50:48.000 I don't know why you're calling it.

01:50:49.000 I got the tingling of a boner, by the way, from that last call.

01:50:52.000 Is that gay?

01:50:53.000 Just thinking about the endless nuts he's dropping in her.

01:50:55.000 Yeah, and just thinking about her like upside down, like with her legs in the air after letting the jizz drip down.

01:51:02.000 Just a blast and go up against the wall, do a handstand for the next 30 minutes.

01:51:08.000 Make sure it's in there good.

01:51:10.000 I remember the racial realist, Jared Taylor.

01:51:12.000 I got drunk with him once, and he said, he's the Japanese guy who isn't Japanese, but he's born in Japan as his mother language.

01:51:21.000 And the way he talks about the whites, and after a few whiskeys, he was being quite frank with me.

01:51:29.000 And he said, you know, intercourse is obviously incredibly gratifying and feels good.

01:51:36.000 That's the desire.

01:51:37.000 I feel good forever.

01:51:38.000 Being good at it.

01:51:39.000 But there's nothing more gratifying than when you're with someone you love and you're trying to make a baby.

01:51:47.000 It's actually almost a completely different experience.

01:51:53.000 And it's so true.

01:51:55.000 When you're not banging a chick in a bar in the bathroom doing Coke and you're like lying on top of a lady to make a baby.

01:52:03.000 What is that?

01:52:04.000 Yoga?

01:52:05.000 It increases the chances of conception.

01:52:09.000 The big labowski.

01:52:11.000 Hey, man.

01:52:13.000 Dude, man.

01:52:14.000 Nice marmot, man.

01:52:16.000 All right.

01:52:17.000 We're running out of time.

01:52:17.000 We've got five minutes left.

01:52:18.000 All right.

01:52:19.000 814.

01:52:23.000 Hello.

01:52:24.000 What's up, dog?

01:52:25.000 Hey, how's it going, Gab?

01:52:26.000 Good.

01:52:27.000 What's up, man?

01:52:28.000 How's it going, Try Guy?

01:52:30.000 Good to see you, Maddie.

01:52:31.000 Glad you're part of the show now.

01:52:34.000 You said...

01:52:37.000 I just want to know what the fuck Ryan's doing because you sang Pearl Jam to me earlier and then you took Sam's call.

01:52:45.000 Wait, you were not answering the fucking phone, Jeremy.

01:52:49.000 No.

01:52:49.000 Well, you're on now.

01:52:51.000 Let's hear it.

01:52:51.000 What do you got?

01:52:54.000 Well, I have an experience, personal experience.

01:52:58.000 I should be able to wrap it up here in about a minute and get you guys' thoughts on it.

01:53:01.000 Maddie's especially.

01:53:02.000 I've been trying to call for a couple weeks to get this out there.

01:53:07.000 So, 18, a couple months after high school, I got into some trouble.

01:53:10.000 I was breaking into some cars with an older friend, supposed friend, actually being used to help his alternate case he had.

01:53:20.000 But I was young, dumb, didn't have money.

01:53:22.000 Parents weren't helping.

01:53:23.000 You know, I did the crime, do the time type of thing.

01:53:26.000 So I took a plea agreement from the assistant prosecutor for probation.

01:53:33.000 I ended a couple days in the county jail, but I got two years probation in two different counties.

01:53:39.000 So four years total, but they were going to run concurrent.

01:53:43.000 A couple years ago, and that's all it was supposed to be.

01:53:47.000 A couple years ago, I went to buy a rifle for my oldest boy at a Walmart, of all places.

01:53:54.000 Went through the NYCS test.

01:53:56.000 I got denied.

01:53:58.000 And then about two months later, a state cop showed up to my house and wanted to press charges on me for lying on the NYCS test.

01:54:07.000 And I ignored his knocks.

01:54:09.000 He talked to my wife a couple times.

01:54:11.000 Then I finally had to go to the station and talk to him.

01:54:13.000 I was like, what do you mean?

01:54:14.000 I never, I don't have any felonies.

01:54:16.000 They're just misdemeanor charges.

01:54:18.000 And he informed me that because if I would have violated my probation, even on a misdemeanor, I would have done two years for that charge.

01:54:30.000 So that was equal to me having a felony.

01:54:33.000 No, that's feasible.

01:54:34.000 Which blew my mind.

01:54:36.000 Okay, wait a minute.

01:54:38.000 I've talked to quite a few attorneys.

01:54:40.000 They won't even touch it.

01:54:41.000 They say the only way for me to be able to purchase through a dealer or seller is to get a governor expungement.

01:54:51.000 Jesus.

01:54:52.000 But what are they charging with?

01:54:54.000 Criminal mischief?

01:54:58.000 Theft of a motor vehicle, criminal conspiracy.

01:55:04.000 Theft of a motorcycle.

01:55:05.000 You said you're breaking into the car.

01:55:07.000 Obviously, you must have been taken.

01:55:08.000 Because to get charged with theft of a motor vehicle, they have to witness you taking it.

01:55:12.000 Otherwise, it's possession of stolen property.

01:55:16.000 And if you're just breaking the windows and robbing the contents of the car, that's criminal mischief.

01:55:21.000 Like, I don't think that would ban you from having a firearm.

01:55:25.000 Is it different state by state?

01:55:27.000 What state are you in, sir?

01:55:29.000 Pennsylvania.

01:55:30.000 Sorry.

01:55:31.000 Didn't let you finish.

01:55:32.000 Really?

01:55:32.000 In PA?

01:55:34.000 Mm-hmm.

01:55:36.000 And the research that I have been able to do on it, I think the law actually got changed.

01:55:40.000 Well, from what my wife did, I actually didn't do the research.

01:55:43.000 She did it.

01:55:43.000 The laws in PA got changed somewhere within the last 10 to 15 years.

01:55:48.000 So I kind of got grandfathered in, which anybody else would have too, that if they would have violated probation and done two years or more on a misdemeanor, that's if they're going to a felony child.

01:56:00.000 A misdemeanor, you can only do up to a year in jail.

01:56:04.000 This is where they're giving you false information.

01:56:11.000 A misdemeanor.

01:56:12.000 And a misdemeanor is the highest class of misdemeanor that you can have.

01:56:16.000 And it's punishable by one year of incarceration in a county jail, not even state prison.

01:56:21.000 It's not a felony.

01:56:22.000 Right, right, right.

01:56:24.000 So you couldn't have done two years on the charge.

01:56:28.000 But he was convicted of three or four different charges, he's saying.

01:56:30.000 Yeah, but it doesn't make a difference.

01:56:31.000 You got sentences.

01:56:32.000 They don't like compound?

01:56:33.000 No.

01:56:35.000 Can you plea them on to one compounding charge?

01:56:38.000 Well, that gives me another angle to kind of go at this.

01:56:42.000 I mean, I have plenty of guns.

01:56:43.000 I have hand-me-downs.

01:56:44.000 I bought all friends and stuff.

01:56:46.000 There's no paperwork for private gun transfers from.

01:56:50.000 So could you be arrested and sentenced just for having the guns that are in your house now?

01:56:53.000 No.

01:56:55.000 Not a felony?

01:56:56.000 No.

01:56:56.000 You just can't buy new guns?

01:56:57.000 No, that's what doesn't make sense about it.

01:56:59.000 Right.

01:57:00.000 Now, some cases of domestic violence, they may not let you have them.

01:57:05.000 But I don't know.

01:57:06.000 The deal with felons is once they get on that you can't buy a gun list, they can't be near a gun.

01:57:11.000 Their wife can't have a gun.

01:57:13.000 They can't get in a car that has a gun in the trunk.

01:57:17.000 Well, they use that.

01:57:18.000 They call that destructive possession because it's knowledgeable.

01:57:20.000 It's a carry permit.

01:57:21.000 I mean, we drive around all the time with a pistol in the car.

01:57:25.000 You know, it's in her name, her license.

01:57:27.000 Yeah, it's fine.

01:57:28.000 You're not a felony.

01:57:30.000 You're not committing any crime.

01:57:33.000 So it sounds like you're surrounded by a bunch of lawyers who don't know the law.

01:57:37.000 I'm not 100%.

01:57:38.000 I mean, Pennsylvania is pretty liberal.

01:57:40.000 It's open carry state, and, you know, they have concealed carry.

01:57:44.000 Like, that's shocking.

01:57:46.000 I mean, I'm not very familiar with Pennsylvania.

01:57:50.000 I was disturbed that I got into this trouble.

01:57:52.000 I mean, since then, I have three boys and married 19 years now, and it's just insane that I can have guns, but I can't.

01:57:59.000 I can purchase them anyway.

01:58:00.000 And this is when you were a young man.

01:58:03.000 You were young when this happened?

01:58:06.000 Yeah, I was 18, right out of high school.

01:58:08.000 So they didn't even give you like a YO stat, like a youthful offender status or your first time getting in trouble?

01:58:14.000 It's odd.

01:58:16.000 No.

01:58:16.000 Something's fishy, dude.

01:58:17.000 Like I said, I just had a public defender.

01:58:19.000 I didn't have money.

01:58:19.000 I was broke, you know, so I just took what the state would hand me.

01:58:23.000 Get the NRA involved.

01:58:24.000 Get some gun group involved.

01:58:26.000 This sounds like you're getting ripped off.

01:58:29.000 That's a good idea.

01:58:30.000 I'll look into that.

01:58:30.000 Thank you.

01:58:31.000 All right, buddy.

01:58:32.000 Like you more than a friend.

01:58:33.000 Thanks for calling.

01:58:34.000 And that's it.

01:58:35.000 We're out of time.

01:58:36.000 By the way, Wally was doing a call.

01:58:38.000 Did anyone catch what I was doing there?

01:58:42.000 I was doing Sarah Silverman.

01:58:44.000 Oh.

01:58:45.000 I was just going to say.

01:58:46.000 She takes her calls.

01:58:47.000 She's got her headphones on, and she's always going.

01:58:52.000 That's incredibly irritating.

01:58:55.000 Oh, I'm on the screen.

01:58:58.000 I don't know.

01:58:58.000 I was on screen.

01:58:59.000 All right, we're going to see if we can punch this beer into the camera.

01:59:02.000 It's going to take sort of an uppercut.

01:59:05.000 Let's hope it works.

01:59:06.000 If it doesn't, that's life.

01:59:07.000 You got to keep trying.

01:59:08.000 Trial and error is what it's all about.

01:59:10.000 If you want to make money, you got to have a bunch of businesses that lose.

01:59:13.000 If you want to be lucky in love, you got to get out there, meet some girls, get your name out, compliment them.

01:59:19.000 Try to get in those pants, and eventually you'll get married.

01:59:22.000 And then you got to keep fucking and fucking.

01:59:24.000 And eventually, some sperm's going to take, and you're going to have a baby.

01:59:27.000 If they won't let you buy guns, you're going to have to get some fancy lawyers involved.

01:59:30.000 And then you'll get guns.

01:59:31.000 The common pattern here is keep on pushing, keep on trying, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:59:43.000 Gotta live my truth, not keep it bodily.

01:59:47.000 So I don't lose my mind, baby.

01:59:51.000 I can feel it on my skin.

01:59:55.000 Teardrops on my face.

01:59:59.000 Let it wash away my sins.

02:00:04.000 Let it wash away.

02:00:07.000 I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm a liar.

02:00:11.000 It's a fake on me.

02:00:15.000 I'd rather be dry, but at least I'm a lie.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 03, 2021

GOML LIVE #113 - IT'S RAINING MEN

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