Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #114

00:00:03.000 Girls wanna drink wine.

00:00:04.000 Tell the man not to waste your time.

00:00:06.000 If the man broke, the man hear joke.

00:00:08.000 So you gotta get loose with the henny and the coke.

00:00:10.000 Three, two, one, girls wanna have fun.

00:00:12.000 If the man don't dance, he's done.

00:00:16.000 It's get off my lawn with Kevin McKinnon.

00:00:20.000 Tell the man not to waste your time.

00:00:22.000 If the man broke, the man hear joke.

00:00:24.000 So you gotta get loose with the henny and the coke.

00:00:26.000 Three, two, one, girls wanna have fun.

00:00:28.000 If the man don't dance, he's done.

00:00:29.000 Tell him move on, get the man gone.

00:00:32.000 Now can I get a coke with my rum?

00:00:43.000 Can we have the video up?

00:00:47.000 That's a thing.

00:00:59.000 If the man don't dance, she's gone.

00:01:01.000 Tell him move on, get the man going.

00:01:03.000 Now can I get a coke with my room?

00:01:07.000 Yes, you can, my dear.

00:01:09.000 Who's that now?

00:01:11.000 Ritan and Kalo.

00:01:13.000 Is she Afrikan?

00:01:16.000 She's got fake ID.

00:01:17.000 Uh-oh, I don't have a pen.

00:01:18.000 That was very Azalea Banks.

00:01:22.000 Let's play that.

00:01:22.000 That's kind of like more of a world music steak.

00:01:26.000 It's a combination of Azealia Banks and that dance hall chick who is Dutch, I think, and she wins all these, she won a bunch of dance hall awards, and then she got so drunk with power that she drunk drove and died.

00:01:40.000 Wow.

00:01:40.000 She got loose with the henny and the coke.

00:01:43.000 Yeah.

00:01:43.000 Greg Goose got that girl feeling loose.

00:01:47.000 Play Azealia Banks, though.

00:01:49.000 Is this a rip-off or an homage, or what would you call it?

00:01:53.000 Is it just the same genre, maybe?

00:01:59.000 You know what people don't get about New York?

00:02:01.000 Harlem Blacks and Brooklyn Blacks are as different as white New Yorkers and black New Yorkers.

00:02:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:09.000 Harlem Blacks are hustlers.

00:02:10.000 They wore skinny jeans first.

00:02:12.000 Brooklyn Blacks were still wearing baggy jeans in Timberlands 10 years too late.

00:02:18.000 Brooklyn Blacks complain about racism and I could die every time I get in the car.

00:02:23.000 Harlem Blacks are like, we're having a party on Thursday.

00:02:25.000 This is a new jean line I'm making.

00:02:27.000 She's a Harlem black.

00:02:29.000 She's been blowing up lately.

00:02:31.000 She has like new singles that are charting and stuff like that.

00:02:34.000 She's really at Webster Hall sold-out shows.

00:02:37.000 She's like on fire right now.

00:02:38.000 She was making a song about Kanye.

00:02:40.000 She's a great kind of crazy.

00:02:42.000 She is a nutto.

00:02:44.000 I had lunch with her and Milo, but Milo's gorgeous black husband was there.

00:02:49.000 And they just talked about astrology the whole time.

00:02:54.000 Him and her, I mean.

00:02:55.000 Astrology.

00:02:56.000 Astrology.

00:02:57.000 Liz.

00:02:58.000 Yeah.

00:03:00.000 He's a super interesting dude, too.

00:03:01.000 Like, he grew up poor and he's doing like his doctorate in social studies and stuff.

00:03:06.000 But he also is corny and a gay.

00:03:09.000 So he's talking about astrology and he's like, yeah.

00:03:12.000 Well, that's the thing about Jupiter right now.

00:03:14.000 I mean, it's so unpredictable.

00:03:16.000 And he's sending Jupiter.

00:03:17.000 He's over the Northwest Crescent Sun.

00:03:19.000 And they're both talking.

00:03:20.000 Like, remember Liz?

00:03:21.000 Yeah.

00:03:22.000 Like, they're talking about the.

00:03:23.000 I'm going to dinner with her tomorrow.

00:03:24.000 What?

00:03:25.000 I'm going to dinner with her tomorrow.

00:03:26.000 Really?

00:03:27.000 Yeah.

00:03:27.000 Wow.

00:03:29.000 That's crazy.

00:03:30.000 She texts me today.

00:03:32.000 This is the other chick that sounds like.

00:03:34.000 The one that died in the car accident that I accused of being drunk, which is probably not fair.

00:03:41.000 In your.

00:03:42.000 Remember this jam?

00:03:44.000 What's it got?

00:03:45.000 Like a billion million views?

00:03:51.000 Oh, Calabria.

00:03:52.000 Let's see how many views it's got.

00:03:53.000 This was the number in one dancehall song in the world.

00:03:58.000 Billion dollar views.

00:04:00.000 The other song is implemented.

00:04:05.000 She's dead?

00:04:09.000 It's got such a Euro vibe, doesn't it?

00:04:12.000 Even the video.

00:04:14.000 Like, Europeans just can't be cool.

00:04:16.000 I don't know what it is.

00:04:18.000 What happened, Europe?

00:04:22.000 You can speak in a fake Jamaican accent.

00:04:26.000 She, of course, had a Jamaican dad who was not around, raised totally white.

00:04:30.000 So this is cultural appropriation.

00:04:34.000 Sorry to ruin it for you.

00:04:35.000 What a buzzkill I am.

00:04:38.000 Nice.

00:04:43.000 I remember I learned this on acoustic guitar and it was very cool.

00:04:47.000 People were like, I didn't know you could do that.

00:04:48.000 I was like, yeah, it's fucking yotes, bro.

00:04:51.000 What the Sam hell are you talking about?

00:04:52.000 When you learn this riff on the burnt, beep, burnt, beep, and it blows black people's minds.

00:04:58.000 Oh, really?

00:04:58.000 The guys I used to smoke with.

00:05:00.000 How do you believe she's dead?

00:05:02.000 Yeah.

00:05:02.000 Can you throw me a pen or a pencil, dude?

00:05:04.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:05:05.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.

00:05:08.000 It is September, I don't know, 9th, probably.

00:05:12.000 We are going to go to callers soon.

00:05:15.000 There's a few things we have to cover.

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00:05:53.000 You could have a liberal wife and a conservative husband.

00:05:57.000 It wasn't, that's my case at home.

00:06:01.000 But now in the American divorce, there's no compromising.

00:06:05.000 And mothers are saying, I don't want your Trump supporting husband in my house.

00:06:10.000 And so, okay.

00:06:13.000 You know, when liberals say something asinine and do something ridiculous, we just go, oh, okay, you're not a serious person.

00:06:20.000 I'm not going to take you seriously.

00:06:22.000 When someone on the right says something that the left finds offensive, they X them forever.

00:06:26.000 You're a blasphemer.

00:06:27.000 You need to die.

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00:07:43.000 Can I get a pencil or a pen or something?

00:07:45.000 Just throw it to me.

00:07:45.000 Who's brand new?

00:07:47.000 Oh, for fuck.

00:07:49.000 Nice throw, dude.

00:07:55.000 Thank you, sir.

00:07:56.000 Too late.

00:07:57.000 You failed.

00:07:59.000 No, this is stupid.

00:08:01.000 It's fucking rule.

00:08:04.000 Hang it's too good for you.

00:08:07.000 Hang it's too good for you!

00:08:09.000 See you, people!

00:08:12.000 Boy, that reminded me of my dad right away.

00:08:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:14.000 Would your dad scream like that?

00:08:16.000 But your dad wasn't Scottish.

00:08:17.000 No.

00:08:18.000 He was English and Czechoslovakian.

00:08:22.000 When I hear yelling, it just takes me back.

00:08:24.000 It took me a while as a kid to realize he's not mad.

00:08:27.000 He's just very passionate.

00:08:28.000 Yes.

00:08:29.000 My mother hit you with love.

00:08:32.000 Yeah.

00:08:33.000 Like my dad might go, there's not one pencil in this house that is sharpened.

00:08:38.000 Why is every pencil in this house dull?

00:08:41.000 He didn't want to kill you.

00:08:43.000 Would he pull out a knife and sharpen it?

00:08:45.000 Yeah.

00:08:46.000 And if the eraser ran out, my mother would use bread.

00:08:49.000 Really?

00:08:49.000 To erase the pencil.

00:08:51.000 I'm like, okay.

00:08:53.000 My dad never erased anything.

00:08:54.000 You're a liar.

00:08:55.000 He was never wrong.

00:08:57.000 There you go.

00:08:58.000 Rule number one, I'm never wrong.

00:09:00.000 Like the time I should have been crying, but I didn't have the tears.

00:09:06.000 So I spat on my finger and I put it in my eyes.

00:09:08.000 And he comes up to me and I go, I am upset about it, Dad.

00:09:12.000 I'm sorry.

00:09:12.000 And he goes, that's spit.

00:09:19.000 So Scottish.

00:09:21.000 So good.

00:09:22.000 And I'm good at it too now.

00:09:24.000 With my teeth.

00:09:25.000 That's good at it, if you will.

00:09:28.000 Where I'll be like, so why are you late?

00:09:31.000 Oh, our bikes got stuck in the mud.

00:09:34.000 But it hasn't rained in three weeks.

00:09:36.000 So where would the mud be?

00:09:38.000 Let's go look at the mud.

00:09:39.000 Take me to the mud that you got stuck in.

00:09:41.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:09:43.000 It just gets deeper and deeper.

00:09:45.000 That's the least gay thing Sebastian Manaskelko's ever worn.

00:09:49.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:09:50.000 That two-tone thing, we were just talking about this before the show.

00:09:53.000 Because Maddie's getting a very severe operation where matrix-like snakes are going up his crotch and down his neck to go into his heart and scar certain tissue.

00:10:05.000 Why are they scarring the tissue?

00:10:08.000 To kind of make the electrical current in my heart go in a certain direction so that my heart contracts and beats correctly.

00:10:19.000 We are living in the year 3000.

00:10:21.000 Yeah, they're going through both femoral veins and my jugular in my neck.

00:10:26.000 Like little snakes.

00:10:28.000 Yeah.

00:10:28.000 Catheter is needles.

00:10:29.000 And some of the snakes are needles.

00:10:31.000 Some of the snakes generate heat with lasers.

00:10:33.000 Yep.

00:10:34.000 Well, they have to go through, they go through the veins into my right atria, punch through the muscle that goes to my left atria.

00:10:42.000 They leave the catheter there.

00:10:43.000 They pull the needle out, and then they put the laser in there.

00:10:46.000 So it's sounding like this is your last show with Censored Democrats.

00:10:50.000 No, it's a couple weeks.

00:10:51.000 This is the goodbye episode.

00:10:54.000 I'll be back.

00:10:55.000 What a great run.

00:10:56.000 Can you text or email Ryan?

00:10:58.000 Do you have Ryan's email?

00:11:00.000 Yes.

00:11:00.000 Can you send him those pictures of the operation?

00:11:02.000 Sure.

00:11:04.000 Dude, they're from the future.

00:11:08.000 We normally don't do news on these days because we kick everyone out at 30 minutes in and then we go behind the paywall.

00:11:17.000 But there are some things we got to cover because tomorrow's all 9-11.

00:11:21.000 We'll be talking about 9-11 the entire time about Islam, about Islamophobia, about how, you know, we said never forget.

00:11:31.000 We kind of forgot.

00:11:32.000 So we'll examine all that and the conspiracy theories, my stories, my friends who lied to me about what their involvement was.

00:11:39.000 The rampant lying that surrounds 9-11 is disturbing.

00:11:44.000 It's a damning testament to Generation X's need for attention.

00:11:49.000 I know of too many people that injected themselves into that day posthumously and made themselves, well, they didn't make themselves dead.

00:11:58.000 I just want to say a big word.

00:11:59.000 But made their family members dead, said they were dealing with death.

00:12:04.000 They were lying.

00:12:05.000 So send your letters to mailbag at censored.tv.

00:12:09.000 We won't be reading any non-9-11 letters tomorrow.

00:12:13.000 And then we're going to party.

00:12:14.000 So things that have to be covered, Biden has declared war on the unvaxxed.

00:12:19.000 He clearly hates the unvaxed more than the Taliban.

00:12:26.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:12:27.000 And I would argue that the media and the liberals, the left, hates the unvaxx more than the Taliban.

00:12:34.000 Whenever I hear about the unvaxed, I hear about they need to be rounded up.

00:12:37.000 They need to die.

00:12:39.000 I hope they should go to their church and be able to die.

00:12:42.000 There's an anti-Christian element to it.

00:12:45.000 And then when they talk about the Taliban, I'm seeing words like challenging.

00:12:50.000 You see that?

00:12:51.000 Taliban is challenging?

00:12:53.000 They've had a challenging past.

00:12:55.000 They've had a challenging past.

00:12:57.000 I've had a challenge.

00:12:58.000 Murdering women and gays and Jews.

00:13:02.000 The weird thing is, too, a lot of ginos, Jews in name only, liberal Jews, are doing this, defending them, as they do with Palestine.

00:13:08.000 And you're like, you're the first to go, dummies.

00:13:12.000 Like, I care about you more than you care about you.

00:13:15.000 Click on those pictures.

00:13:18.000 The sheer unseriousness of Western liberalism goes, oh, we clicked away.

00:13:24.000 Goes what?

00:13:24.000 Without saying.

00:13:26.000 But this State Department voices, and Dangerous Sharp focused it moments like this.

00:13:30.000 State Department voices concerns over all male Taliban government.

00:13:35.000 Yeah.

00:13:36.000 Do you have any idea who you're dealing with?

00:13:39.000 You're worried that the Taliban might be a tad sexist?

00:13:43.000 In Sharia law, if a woman is raped, a man needs one witness to say she wasn't raped.

00:13:50.000 A woman needs two.

00:13:52.000 If a man has 13, she needs 26.

00:13:56.000 She is literally worth half of a man.

00:14:00.000 That's Sharia law.

00:14:02.000 Never.

00:14:03.000 Sharia law also says that gays are illegal.

00:14:06.000 It says a lot of crazy shit.

00:14:08.000 Yeah.

00:14:10.000 You know, Proud Boys had a rally in New York a long time ago, and a common picture of me is me going like this with like a t-shirt on.

00:14:18.000 And you imagine it's some like, get back to Africa, Negroes.

00:14:23.000 But I'm actually bitching about the sexism and homophobia in Sharia law.

00:14:27.000 And the rally was kind of a trick where we said, let's do an anti-Sharia law rally.

00:14:34.000 Antifa will show up just because they hate whatever we love and love whatever we hate.

00:14:38.000 So we'll expose them as fans of Sharia.

00:14:41.000 Anarchist left-wing liberals defending Sharia.

00:14:44.000 And that's exactly what happened.

00:14:46.000 Lawrence Southern was there.

00:14:47.000 They threw piss on her.

00:14:49.000 They threw piss that they bought online, Fox Piss.

00:14:54.000 Just lore cover set.

00:14:56.000 Yeah, our buddy Fatwa Joff, who ended up doing a year in Rikers for the fight after my talk, much later.

00:15:03.000 He had some woman attack him with a hot coffee.

00:15:06.000 This is a crazy story.

00:15:07.000 So she threw a hot coffee at him.

00:15:09.000 He dinked it out and he shoved her to the ground.

00:15:11.000 So he got charged with assault?

00:15:13.000 No, he got out of there.

00:15:14.000 Cops never found him.

00:15:15.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:15:17.000 For the next year and a half, he would regularly get a Quran mailed to his home saying, you should read this.

00:15:25.000 There's a lot of great information in here for you.

00:15:28.000 How the fuck?

00:15:29.000 He wasn't arrested.

00:15:30.000 There was no paperwork.

00:15:32.000 So I guess they saw his face.

00:15:34.000 She works with people.

00:15:35.000 I don't know, face recognition.

00:15:37.000 And they didn't dox him.

00:15:38.000 They just found him and spooky.

00:15:42.000 Spooky.

00:15:45.000 Oh, I thought this was interesting.

00:15:46.000 I'm almost genocide.

00:15:49.000 There's some group called the myth of the war on the myth of white genocide in South Africa.

00:15:55.000 It's not happening, I guess.

00:15:56.000 So Christopher F. Ruffo, the leading authority on critical race theory, talks about this white supremacy pyramid and advances the idea that conservative commentator Ben Shapiro is the foundation of white supremacy and Donald Trump is moving society on a path towards mass murder and genocide.

00:16:16.000 Can an Orthodox Jew be a white supremist?

00:16:20.000 According to the left, remember it's white supremacy with a tan this week.

00:16:25.000 It's multiracial white supremacy.

00:16:27.000 Larry Elder is the black face of white supremacy.

00:16:30.000 But click on that graph because what I find interesting about this graph is when Trump started out and someone called you a Nazi, you'd go, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:16:38.000 No, that's not true at all.

00:16:39.000 And then they go, Trump's a Nazi.

00:16:41.000 Anyone who supports him is a Nazi.

00:16:43.000 Plenty of Israelis are Nazis.

00:16:45.000 And you go, oh, wait a minute.

00:16:47.000 This is a weird term now.

00:16:49.000 I don't understand.

00:16:50.000 So I don't know who that dude next to Ben Shapiro at the bottom is.

00:16:53.000 All lives matter, according to this chart, is the beginning of genocide.

00:16:58.000 How is that for irony?

00:17:02.000 Can we digest this, please?

00:17:04.000 Saying that all lives matter means you want to kill groups of people.

00:17:10.000 What?

00:17:11.000 Like, what's the imbecile?

00:17:13.000 I went on this website.

00:17:14.000 I don't know who the fuck is funding.

00:17:16.000 You've been looking at Vermodan for a while.

00:17:17.000 You couldn't say all lives matter.

00:17:19.000 That was like...

00:17:21.000 Well, they're forbidding it right here.

00:17:23.000 They're saying, don't fall for it.

00:17:25.000 If someone says all lives matter, what they really want to do is kill, I don't know, blacks, Asians, Jews, gays, clowns, intellectuals.

00:17:32.000 I don't know.

00:17:34.000 Meanwhile, it's the left that has committed all genocides in history.

00:17:39.000 The Nazis were National Socialists.

00:17:42.000 Stalin was a communist.

00:17:44.000 Pol Pot.

00:17:45.000 Democrats.

00:17:47.000 I mean, I guess Muslims are the only non-communist mass murderers.

00:17:52.000 Anyway, go back to that chart.

00:17:53.000 So it starts with Ben Shapiro and some dude I don't recognize.

00:17:56.000 Then it's our own William Petzer.

00:17:59.000 Remember him?

00:18:00.000 He's a guy who's fighting for his life.

00:18:02.000 He was in a gunfight last week.

00:18:04.000 I keep trying to get him on the show, but he's living in a war zone.

00:18:10.000 Then a Pepe Frog, Trump, is veiled racism.

00:18:15.000 We're getting closer to genocide.

00:18:17.000 Then it's, I guess that's the Prime Minister of South Africa, Donald Trump.

00:18:22.000 Then it's Tommy Robinson, a man who doesn't want Muslims to rape young girls.

00:18:29.000 If you don't want Muslims to rape young girls, then you are promoting genocide in South Africa.

00:18:37.000 Help me out here.

00:18:38.000 Then there's me, calls for violence.

00:18:40.000 KKK neo-Nazis burning crosses.

00:18:43.000 When was the last time a fucking cross was burned?

00:18:47.000 What clown world are we living in?

00:18:51.000 Then we have Richard Spencer, who is an extremist, yes.

00:18:56.000 I guess the next pictures are rallies.

00:18:59.000 And then we have the Christchurch thing that keeps coming up, that weird Northern European dude who killed a bunch of liberals.

00:19:07.000 Like, where's all of the Muslim genocides at the top?

00:19:12.000 Like 9-11, like San Bernardino, like Orlando?

00:19:17.000 We'll be talking about all this tomorrow.

00:19:18.000 Well, the guy from San Bernardino got a little pressed today because he was glad to hear that the American government was capitulating and catering to the Taliban who defended al-Qaeda.

00:19:29.000 Did you see that the guys we traded for Bo Bergdahl, the fucking traitor, are now all part of the top brass in the Afghan, in the Taliban government?

00:19:37.000 You fucking negotiate with terrorists.

00:19:39.000 You kill them.

00:19:41.000 Doy.

00:19:43.000 So all of that, that chart was done by a company that says that there's no white genocide in South Africa.

00:19:49.000 None.

00:19:50.000 Okay.

00:19:50.000 What about the white concentration camps, Greg?

00:19:55.000 Can you milk those?

00:19:57.000 There are 42,000 white South Africans living in poverty.

00:20:00.000 And then they go, were they just poor?

00:20:02.000 No.

00:20:02.000 They're second-class citizens.

00:20:03.000 It's against the law to hire whites above blacks.

00:20:07.000 And blacks are the majority.

00:20:10.000 So whites are legally starved to death in these camps.

00:20:17.000 Like, if there's an argument for a refugee, shouldn't it be these people?

00:20:21.000 What about, and if you hate that they're white, okay, how about Christians in northern Iraq?

00:20:27.000 Can they be the top of the priority list?

00:20:28.000 And I talk to liberals about this and they go, oh, I see how it works.

00:20:31.000 So you get to be a refugee if you think like me.

00:20:34.000 And I go, yeah.

00:20:37.000 Yes.

00:20:38.000 That's where we're at.

00:20:42.000 Oh, don't Google white farmers.

00:20:43.000 It's not a pretty sight.

00:20:45.000 But I'm at the point now where I agree with the left on everything.

00:20:49.000 Like they go, I'm a demon.

00:20:50.000 I'm a Satanist.

00:20:51.000 I want abortion.

00:20:52.000 Yep.

00:20:53.000 Okay.

00:20:54.000 Oh, my God.

00:20:56.000 Oh.

00:20:57.000 Yeah, don't put it up like this.

00:20:58.000 There's new ones, and they're really worse than that.

00:21:00.000 They boiled a 10-year-old boy alive in front of his family.

00:21:04.000 I think there's ones that we've never shown.

00:21:06.000 What's common now with these white farmers is they will kill, slowly murder every member of the family.

00:21:16.000 Oh, we've got Mercedes calling.

00:21:18.000 Hmm.

00:21:24.000 An incarcerated individual at San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.

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00:21:47.000 Hey, Mercedes.

00:21:48.000 Hi, Gavin.

00:21:50.000 How are you doing?

00:21:52.000 Well, I've been better.

00:21:55.000 I am in jail still, and it seems that I have gotten anemia from my COVID experience.

00:22:04.000 Yeah.

00:22:05.000 Now, we're recording you live on the show.

00:22:09.000 We're shooting right now.

00:22:10.000 Folks at home, this is Mercedes Carrera.

00:22:13.000 She was a pro-MAGA free speech activist and adult film star.

00:22:19.000 We believe she was framed for bizarre sex crimes.

00:22:24.000 She's been rotting in jail ever since.

00:22:27.000 No hope of a trial.

00:22:29.000 And she was diagnosed with COVID.

00:22:31.000 And what did they do when you were diagnosed with COVID?

00:22:34.000 They just threw you in a room with other people with COVID, right?

00:22:37.000 Well, yeah.

00:22:38.000 Well, I was first placed in the quarantine unit, which was filthy, for two days.

00:22:43.000 And then I was put in an isolation unit for only two days after I had a positive COVID swap.

00:22:49.000 I received absolutely no treatment whatsoever.

00:22:53.000 And then I was put back in my regular unit.

00:22:55.000 And I didn't even receive a cough drop, not even a cough drop the whole time.

00:23:00.000 And now, 60 days later or so, I suddenly am diagnosed with anemia.

00:23:05.000 I feel absolutely terrible.

00:23:08.000 And the iron they've been giving me, I still have shortness of breath.

00:23:11.000 The iron they've been giving me has not been helping.

00:23:13.000 And I believe I have autoimmune hemolytic anemia as a result of having gotten COVID and not having received treatment.

00:23:23.000 And I haven't received proper care.

00:23:26.000 I need corticosteroids.

00:23:28.000 Good luck getting them inside of the jail.

00:23:29.000 So now I've got all of these issues as a result of having gotten COVID in the jail system.

00:23:36.000 Do you think they're trying to kill you?

00:23:39.000 You know, it seems like it, doesn't it?

00:23:41.000 And, you know, my ex-husband is the doctor that manages the triage care at Arrowhead Hospital.

00:23:50.000 What's his name?

00:23:52.000 His name is Dr. Lewis Tran, and he does all of the medical care for the inmates here at West Valley Detention Center.

00:24:01.000 So if I go to the hospital here, you know, I'm a little concerned about my well-being because when he and I were together, he used to say things like, oh, inmates, they only go to the hospital because they want a turkey sandwich.

00:24:13.000 And he's also said, well, you know, it would be really easy for me to kill someone because I'm a doctor.

00:24:18.000 So I'm a little concerned about that and I'm a little scared to go to the hospital for treatment.

00:24:23.000 Jesus.

00:24:23.000 And he's in charge of all the doctors.

00:24:25.000 Yeah, so I'm kind of a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.

00:24:30.000 So are you being killed by the state because your ex-husband is powerful or because you are MAGA?

00:24:36.000 Well, you know, it's really hard to say.

00:24:39.000 It's kind of strange that every single person who right now not only would be speaking out about the obviously phony election results, but also the fact that, by the way, guys, China is moving to a completely Bitcoin-style currency.

00:24:54.000 As of February 2022, I don't know if you guys knew this, but China is moving to a currency that is completely digital.

00:25:02.000 And they will be announcing this at the Winter Olympics.

00:25:04.000 I don't know if you're covering this.

00:25:06.000 We're not covering this.

00:25:08.000 You're better at knowing what's going on outside the jail than we are.

00:25:11.000 Yeah, well, guess what?

00:25:13.000 China's going 100% digital with their currency as of February 2022.

00:25:18.000 Kind of fortuitous, isn't it?

00:25:20.000 It's a little strange that they're keeping everybody focused on all these other issues and nobody's looking at this currency stuff.

00:25:26.000 Kind of makes sense whether they're running up our currency.

00:25:30.000 Maybe it's going to implode.

00:25:33.000 Let's talk again soon.

00:25:35.000 We've got to let you go.

00:25:35.000 We've got to get back to the show and leave the paywall.

00:25:39.000 Love you guys.

00:25:40.000 Love you.

00:25:40.000 Bye.

00:25:44.000 That's it, folks, for the free part of the show.

00:25:48.000 We are now going to go behind the paywall.

00:25:50.000 I'm going to go pee.

00:25:51.000 Maybe when you come back, you can talk to Maddie.

00:25:53.000 And freeloaders, you need to pay $10 a month to hear Censor.tv because it's like this, but much better, And more than you can watch every day.

00:26:02.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

00:26:44.000 I feel like I'm a joke.

00:26:48.000 You would drink with me.

00:26:50.000 You got no plans, so you gotta make me drink mine.

00:26:55.000 I like him too, but I don't know if I like him that much.

00:27:04.000 He's gone, tell him you.

00:27:06.000 By the way, there's some more great Gav.

00:27:08.000 I did a podcast with Big Bear Jew and Miss Tree, which I highly recommend.

00:27:14.000 You can send that to your friends.

00:27:16.000 Put it on your Facebook.

00:27:18.000 Hope you don't get banned.

00:27:20.000 Can you pull that up?

00:27:23.000 I think a lot of the people who watch this show will have heard all these stories.

00:27:27.000 Oh, I'm debuting our cool new shirt.

00:27:29.000 Fighting Solves Everything.

00:27:31.000 Gavin knows this already.

00:27:32.000 Alex, the only way you could get on one is to launch our robot for the first few minutes.

00:27:38.000 You got to launch 12 businesses to have one succeed.

00:27:42.000 True.

00:27:42.000 Anyway, that's called The Bear and Tree Show with special guests, Gavin McInnes.

00:27:45.000 Check that out.

00:27:46.000 It's a lot of fun.

00:27:49.000 All right, let's go behind the paywall, right?

00:27:53.000 I mean, sorry, let's.

00:27:55.000 We've been drinking quite a bit.

00:27:56.000 I think it's fair to concede, right?

00:27:59.000 A few babies.

00:28:00.000 You know what I was thinking at the bar today, Maddie?

00:28:03.000 Yeah.

00:28:03.000 Joe was telling, not Joe Tanelli, but the other Joe.

00:28:06.000 He told a seven-minute story.

00:28:10.000 I go, well, because I had a rat when I was a punk.

00:28:12.000 It was a thing you did, right?

00:28:14.000 And I noticed it was docile.

00:28:16.000 And then I fed it meat once.

00:28:18.000 And then it was much more aggressive after that.

00:28:20.000 And it would bite me.

00:28:21.000 So I just, I got rid of it.

00:28:23.000 I can't remember what I did.

00:28:24.000 Hope I killed it.

00:28:26.000 But he goes, no, that's not true.

00:28:28.000 And I go, I'm pretty sure it's true.

00:28:29.000 I hate when people say something isn't true with authority.

00:28:32.000 He goes, I've had a lot of rats.

00:28:34.000 I used to raise rats.

00:28:35.000 What?

00:28:36.000 So now it's sounding interesting, right?

00:28:38.000 But his wife's much older than him, and I don't think she can have babies.

00:28:41.000 So they've had tons of pets.

00:28:43.000 And he's got that stutter where he's like, so, so, so, so, so, so.

00:28:47.000 Well, we did.

00:28:47.000 Like, this is a successful dude.

00:28:49.000 This isn't a misfit, but he stutters and his stories are too long.

00:28:53.000 He tells an eight, nine-minute story about these rats and how this one was sick, and then he went and got a male, and then the female had babies, and then they had to get rid of the babies.

00:29:01.000 And I'm just like, Joe, this is the most boring set of stories.

00:29:05.000 Like, I don't care about your cat or your dog.

00:29:07.000 I care about your rat much less than those kind of pets.

00:29:12.000 And you need an ending to the story.

00:29:14.000 And then he goes, says the listener, like saying, I must like the story because I'm still listening.

00:29:20.000 What do you mean?

00:29:20.000 Instead of me running out of the bar screaming?

00:29:23.000 I'm like, I'm trying to save your story.

00:29:25.000 Who was worse, Tim or Joe?

00:29:28.000 Wait, who's Tim again?

00:29:30.000 Tactical Wallstim.

00:29:31.000 Oh.

00:29:32.000 Well, I've always had great conversations with Joe.

00:29:34.000 He's the one who told me about the hot water station.

00:29:38.000 So everything's like, if you talk about food with a chef, it's going great.

00:29:42.000 But the rats was killer.

00:29:44.000 And then we come back and I go, and then he keeps talking.

00:29:49.000 I go, there's got to be an ending here, my man.

00:29:52.000 And he goes, well, we had them all cremated at the cremation place.

00:29:56.000 I go, okay, that's big.

00:29:58.000 We finally have something in this story.

00:30:01.000 What happened to the ashes?

00:30:03.000 And he goes, well, she had a horse that she loved.

00:30:05.000 Those ashes are like 20 pounds.

00:30:07.000 Okay, we're finally nine minutes in.

00:30:09.000 We're getting interesting.

00:30:11.000 And I go, what happened to the seven rats' ash?

00:30:14.000 And he goes, oh, it all goes in the same garbage bag in the box.

00:30:18.000 And then when she dies, it has to be spread out in this area she likes.

00:30:22.000 And then it's like, okay.

00:30:26.000 This is how you tell a story.

00:30:27.000 You start with, my wife had our rats cremated and they go in all our animals' cremation ashes.

00:30:35.000 And then you could pepper that with, we got these rats, blah, blah, blah.

00:30:39.000 I got the male, the female.

00:30:40.000 No one cares about that part.

00:30:42.000 That part should be a minute 20 max.

00:30:45.000 And then we do the ashes, then we're done.

00:30:49.000 That's how guys talk to one another.

00:30:51.000 And then he goes, well, you seem pretty interested in the story if we're still talking about it.

00:30:54.000 I go, no, dude, this is September 12th, 2001.

00:30:58.000 I'm going through the wreckage trying to find bodies.

00:31:03.000 Trying to escape the meat and potatoes of the story.

00:31:06.000 You're fucking disappointed.

00:31:07.000 This is a disaster.

00:31:09.000 Like, do people not know how to talk?

00:31:11.000 You talk, obviously this is different.

00:31:13.000 I talk for two hours, but when you're at a bar, you have an ending in mind.

00:31:19.000 You take all the pieces.

00:31:21.000 You know the ending is like, and then he blew his head off.

00:31:24.000 So you have that fun ending in mind.

00:31:26.000 And then you talk for like a minute, 30, you gauge your audience, see if you're losing them.

00:31:30.000 Then you shut up.

00:31:32.000 Zip it.

00:31:34.000 Come on now, dog.

00:31:36.000 So anyway, as he was talking, I realized, I'm at, just like Censored.tv is the Island of Misfit Toys, I've always been at the Island of Misfit Toys.

00:31:45.000 When I was in eighth grade, I was in a special class for kids who were not just stupid, but weird.

00:31:50.000 Some of them were smart.

00:31:51.000 And I realized that's been my life.

00:31:54.000 Like, I don't know if Mr. Gunn at DiAubrey Moody Junior High defined my future by putting me in the weird class for weirdos, but maybe he was right.

00:32:06.000 And it's a chicken or the egg at this point.

00:32:08.000 But like, our bar is the Island of Misfit Toys.

00:32:11.000 And it's not all dummies.

00:32:13.000 James is smart.

00:32:15.000 Yep.

00:32:15.000 We're not retarded.

00:32:17.000 But then you have Joe Tonelli, who I see him as a monkey.

00:32:21.000 Yeah.

00:32:22.000 A baboon.

00:32:23.000 He's a baboon.

00:32:25.000 Like it, remember those, remember when monkeys were hot in the 80s?

00:32:28.000 I don't mean sexy, but like there was BJ and the Bear.

00:32:33.000 And there's Clint Eastwood with that baboon.

00:32:35.000 Right turn, Clyde.

00:32:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:38.000 He'd have a cigarette, and he'd like, with those big lips, they'd like kiss sissy space or whatever.

00:32:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:32:45.000 Monkeys were huge when I was a kid.

00:32:47.000 Hell yeah.

00:32:47.000 He's a smart monkey, a very gifted monkey.

00:32:52.000 Yeah, that.

00:32:53.000 There he is.

00:32:53.000 That's Joe Tonelli.

00:32:55.000 Right turn, Clyde.

00:32:56.000 Jesus Christ, $106 for a guy.

00:32:59.000 Oh, we have some new news, too.

00:33:02.000 The front bumper on his car is destroyed.

00:33:06.000 Water doesn't do that.

00:33:07.000 They found it today.

00:33:08.000 They found it.

00:33:09.000 Oh, he found it.

00:33:10.000 So where, it was at a tow yard?

00:33:12.000 Yeah.

00:33:13.000 It got towed.

00:33:14.000 Cars are in the way.

00:33:16.000 And if a car just slowly oozed into water, it would look good, but wet.

00:33:22.000 The front bumper, and I'm talking to a mechanic here.

00:33:25.000 The front bumper is annihilated.

00:33:27.000 So he didn't just ooze past a cop and slowly creep by.

00:33:32.000 He went, wham!

00:33:35.000 Oh, he hit something.

00:33:37.000 And the roof is dented in like this.

00:33:40.000 Well, that's funny.

00:33:40.000 He pulled Jimmy.

00:33:42.000 Right.

00:33:42.000 So that's his story, right?

00:33:44.000 That's probably 500 pounds between them.

00:33:46.000 This is what happened.

00:33:47.000 We're slowly piecing together the truth.

00:33:49.000 So he gets out of the car.

00:33:51.000 He's like, I gotta, I'm an EMT guy.

00:33:53.000 What are you crazy?

00:33:54.000 Oh, really?

00:33:55.000 You serious right now, God?

00:33:56.000 What are you kidding me?

00:33:57.000 We're doing a fucking giant hurricane?

00:34:00.000 They don't call them tornadoes anymore.

00:34:02.000 Him and Biden would be, that would be a great debate.

00:34:05.000 I think Biden may be smarter.

00:34:07.000 Just a little bit.

00:34:09.000 So he's like, I gotta save him.

00:34:10.000 We're gonna die.

00:34:12.000 Meanwhile, it's waist length.

00:34:15.000 And say there is a crazy current.

00:34:17.000 Where is it going to take you?

00:34:18.000 20 yards?

00:34:20.000 Like, we're not going into the ocean here.

00:34:24.000 So anyway, there's a current.

00:34:27.000 So he gets on the roof.

00:34:28.000 He dents the roof.

00:34:29.000 He's reaching down and grabbing Jimmy's arm.

00:34:32.000 Jimmy's getting his seatbelt off.

00:34:34.000 And he's like, get the fuck off of me.

00:34:36.000 What are you pulling my arm out of the socket for, you fucking arm?

00:34:39.000 Jimmy has bruises on his arm.

00:34:41.000 And I think it's from Joe yanking him up.

00:34:44.000 Meanwhile, Jimmy is 255 pounds.

00:34:46.000 He's like, what are you going to do?

00:34:47.000 Schloop me up?

00:34:48.000 I'm not an eel.

00:34:50.000 I'm not a large pair of socks.

00:34:52.000 You can't just, I'm not jeans.

00:34:55.000 You can't pick me up and schloop me onto the roof.

00:34:58.000 I'm 255 pounds, bone dry on the beach.

00:35:03.000 Turn around and walk away.

00:35:05.000 So Jimmy gets his fucking arms.

00:35:08.000 Get off of me.

00:35:09.000 Then Jimmy gets out over the top and swims.

00:35:13.000 And Joe is like, hey, I got to save you.

00:35:16.000 And then they both make it there.

00:35:18.000 Some couple, just to show you how undangerous it was, a guy and two women were walking their dog.

00:35:24.000 Like, they've got rain gear on.

00:35:25.000 The rain is fucking bucketing, but it's cool to go look at.

00:35:28.000 And, you know, you can choose where you watch.

00:35:30.000 Let's watch the flooding.

00:35:31.000 So they go up to Jimmy and they go, your buddy's all in his eyes out.

00:35:38.000 And there's Joe Tonelli just sobbing.

00:35:45.000 Jesus Christ, Mr. You okay in there?

00:35:49.000 But he has no recollection.

00:35:51.000 No.

00:35:51.000 Well, he's getting a new car for two grand.

00:35:54.000 So we've taken, it's now $1,900.

00:35:57.000 Yep.

00:35:58.000 $1,901.

00:36:03.000 What a funny...

00:36:04.000 I mean, I obviously hate him because he does stuff like gets a $100 tip on Veterans Day.

00:36:10.000 When he's not a veteran.

00:36:11.000 When he's never done anything but fought Army ones.

00:36:16.000 But if he left my life, I'd be sad.

00:36:21.000 I don't want him to go.

00:36:22.000 He's entertainment.

00:36:23.000 He's entertainment.

00:36:24.000 And you don't want to be a bully.

00:36:26.000 Like, you don't want to go up to someone in a wheelchair and go, ha ha, Ironsides, you have spaghetti legs.

00:36:30.000 That's not fun.

00:36:32.000 But when they're a good villain, then you can enjoy bullying, like Scary Perry.

00:36:37.000 He deserves every minute for the abuse he gets.

00:36:39.000 Very Scary Perry.

00:36:41.000 Very Scary Perry.

00:36:42.000 Are you familiar with Scary Perry, Maddie?

00:36:43.000 No.

00:36:44.000 Oh, man.

00:36:45.000 Could we pull that on him?

00:36:48.000 Like, just like Lee's Little?

00:36:50.000 Scary Perry, the guy who does the black guy with the white face?

00:36:53.000 No, no.

00:36:53.000 Scary Perry is a guy, Perry Caravello.

00:36:55.000 It's been a 30-year prank.

00:36:57.000 I used to call it a 25-year prank five years ago.

00:37:00.000 And they've told him he's going to be in a movie.

00:37:02.000 They made the movie where they bullied the shit out of him.

00:37:06.000 He was a sports detective.

00:37:07.000 They threw him in shit, did all this stuff.

00:37:09.000 Johnny Knoxville got involved.

00:37:10.000 He was going to be the head of Jackass.

00:37:12.000 Scary Perry was.

00:37:13.000 They made him do crazy shit there.

00:37:15.000 I mean, it's...

00:37:17.000 Have you not seen the movie, Maddie?

00:37:19.000 I don't think I have.

00:37:20.000 You haven't seen Still Game?

00:37:21.000 I'm jealous.

00:37:22.000 You haven't seen Windy City Heat, which I'll send you.

00:37:25.000 I'm jealous.

00:37:26.000 This is all fucking gold.

00:37:28.000 That's him there?

00:37:29.000 Yep.

00:37:30.000 Okay.

00:37:30.000 This is the movie.

00:37:31.000 Let's hear his stand-up.

00:37:32.000 This is Joe Tonelli in a West Case, West Coast Joe Tonelli.

00:37:36.000 Note they're both Italian.

00:37:37.000 Yeah.

00:37:40.000 This is the guy operating on you, by the way.

00:37:43.000 I got brain damage from a car wreck.

00:37:45.000 He did.

00:37:48.000 79.

00:37:50.000 Back in 79.

00:37:51.000 Okay?

00:37:53.000 Now, you might be laughing.

00:37:59.000 Oh, fuck.

00:38:02.000 He's not a drunk.

00:38:03.000 You're not watching someone drunk.

00:38:05.000 No, it's a shtick.

00:38:07.000 Wild as shit.

00:38:08.000 But the most fun, when it comes to taking drugs, the on the bottom says, don't take this with alcohol.

00:38:15.000 Drink a beer while you're taking a pill.

00:38:19.000 You get the best hide ever.

00:38:21.000 Look up like Perry Caravello, angry or mad.

00:38:25.000 Him losing his temper.

00:38:28.000 I went to his house.

00:38:29.000 Is that the one you filmed him in his apartment?

00:38:32.000 Yes.

00:38:33.000 Yes, I see.

00:38:33.000 7722 Resident Boulevard.

00:38:36.000 I was in his bathroom.

00:38:37.000 I just pissed everywhere.

00:38:38.000 It was fun.

00:38:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:40.000 I've seen this video.

00:38:41.000 Oh, there's his manager.

00:38:43.000 Oh, another pickle stress thing.

00:38:46.000 Pickle stress.

00:38:48.000 Oh, my God.

00:38:49.000 Here, here.

00:38:50.000 I don't need these fucking things.

00:38:52.000 Well, that's for stress.

00:38:54.000 Oh, and look at somebody.

00:38:55.000 I've watched this man get old.

00:38:57.000 I first got into Windy City Heat in like 2002.

00:39:02.000 Somebody like ordered these from the back of like.

00:39:03.000 Oh my god, I've been watching this loser for almost 20 years.

00:39:06.000 Stink bombs.

00:39:08.000 Stink bombs.

00:39:09.000 You see these?

00:39:10.000 Stink bombs.

00:39:11.000 They fucking stink.

00:39:12.000 No, I want to matter, dude.

00:39:14.000 Look at the screening of Windy City Heat with Perry Caravello.

00:39:19.000 Mole and Don Barris.

00:39:20.000 Now I'm getting sucked back into it.

00:39:22.000 It's hard not to.

00:39:23.000 Oh, my God.

00:39:24.000 I do remember this little light.

00:39:26.000 I've gone back and watched you go to his apartment.

00:39:30.000 He sees me as William Randall person.

00:39:32.000 I shouldn't have been pissed in his bathrooms right there by the kitchen.

00:39:36.000 Those two big-ass shakes at the studio.

00:39:39.000 Go to the bathroom.

00:39:40.000 Go to the bathroom.

00:39:41.000 There we go.

00:39:42.000 That's what I'm looking for.

00:39:43.000 Go to the bathroom.

00:39:53.000 Damn him.

00:39:55.000 Damn him.

00:39:57.000 Look at his apartment.

00:39:58.000 He just has random flyers taped to his wall.

00:40:02.000 He's older than me.

00:40:03.000 Joe Tonelli being the next Perry Calaveral is such a good idea.

00:40:07.000 I mean, like, the nugget, his soul is, it's like the same soul.

00:40:10.000 Okay.

00:40:12.000 Time to do it.

00:40:13.000 First, we give him a show.

00:40:15.000 It's like that dude Ted I was telling you about who we convinced to bury What was it like peppers in his lawn and then he he pissed his pants.

00:40:25.000 You know that story, right?

00:40:26.000 I told y'all on the show We saw we did the stupid parlor game where you can guess what the band is in your head So the band's Led Zeppelin and you listen to the letter after okay.

00:40:38.000 So okay, let's do this.

00:40:40.000 I need you to try to figure out the band I'm thinking of, okay?

00:40:45.000 Everyone knows this band.

00:40:47.000 Okay.

00:40:48.000 You can do it.

00:40:49.000 I'm trusting you.

00:40:50.000 Try to see in my brain.

00:40:52.000 Okay?

00:40:52.000 Don't give up.

00:40:54.000 So now you got L-E-D.

00:40:55.000 Oh.

00:40:57.000 Led.

00:40:58.000 Sounding like Led Zeppelin.

00:41:00.000 You don't have to do it long.

00:41:01.000 Ted, have I told this story on the show?

00:41:04.000 I don't remember this one.

00:41:05.000 Really?

00:41:08.000 This is the scary part.

00:41:09.000 I might not recognize it yet, and then it will.

00:41:11.000 Okay, well, we'll bore the viewers with yet another story repeating.

00:41:14.000 By the way, The Rolling Stones have been playing the same songs since 1968.

00:41:18.000 So when I repeat a story, enjoy it.

00:41:21.000 It's satisfaction, literally.

00:41:24.000 There you go.

00:41:25.000 This could be the last time.

00:41:26.000 So we used to do that to get pussy.

00:41:28.000 We'd shock girls with this dumb parlor trick.

00:41:31.000 And you'd be in another room.

00:41:33.000 Like you tell the girls Led Zeppelin in another room.

00:41:36.000 Right.

00:41:36.000 And then I come out and I, or you come out and you do the okay trick.

00:41:41.000 It's retarded.

00:41:42.000 Hey, you're cool.

00:41:46.000 So we do that in front of Ted.

00:41:47.000 And this is after Jeff Jensen had seen Windy City Heat and he wanted his own Scary Perry, as many do.

00:41:53.000 Lots of people got involved in Scary Perry.

00:41:56.000 I think Richie Cunningham's son did for a while.

00:42:01.000 Rob Schneider, the shortest guy from Lord of the Rings.

00:42:04.000 Anyway, Jimmy Kimmel was the money behind it.

00:42:08.000 He produced Windy City Heat, lost a fortune.

00:42:12.000 But so he starts going, it's fucked up how you and Curtis have that power, man.

00:42:18.000 It's crazy.

00:42:20.000 And they go, yeah, we're freaked out by it too.

00:42:22.000 We started, we read this satanic Bible thing and this verse and we were like, this is stupid.

00:42:27.000 This isn't real.

00:42:29.000 But then we started getting these powers and we thought, there's got to be ramifications.

00:42:35.000 I mean, this is too easy.

00:42:37.000 And bad shit started happening to us.

00:42:39.000 So we don't know how to undo it now.

00:42:42.000 We got magic from the devil, I guess.

00:42:45.000 And now we're in over our heads in voodoo.

00:42:48.000 So then he has a bunch of bad shit happen to him.

00:42:49.000 I think his mom gets breast cancer and he gets hit by a drunk driver that basically rips his ass cheeks off and he's got to sit on a $900 pillow for three weeks.

00:42:58.000 It's like made up of these individual leather tubes.

00:43:01.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:43:05.000 And so he starts freaking out.

00:43:07.000 And he goes, guys, I need you to reduce this spell.

00:43:10.000 I don't want this spell anymore.

00:43:12.000 And they go, what spell?

00:43:14.000 You were just in the room when we were using our voodoo.

00:43:16.000 We don't want this voodoo anymore.

00:43:18.000 Is this ringing any bells yet, Ryan?

00:43:19.000 No.

00:43:20.000 Oh, fuck.

00:43:20.000 I can't believe I've never told this story.

00:43:23.000 So he's like, guys, I don't fucking, I lost my ass, literally.

00:43:28.000 My mom is sick.

00:43:30.000 I hear what's happening to you is fucked up.

00:43:32.000 And they pretended they lost their job and their parents died, whatever.

00:43:35.000 So he goes, I need to undo it.

00:43:37.000 So they start like looking up satanic Bible shit just for fun.

00:43:41.000 And apparently there's some stuff about burying a pepper.

00:43:45.000 I don't know, some weird like buccha lochia pepper with a full moon and it has to be buried in your, on your property.

00:43:52.000 So he's like, I got to wait for the full fucking full moon.

00:43:54.000 So he eventually buries his pepper in his lawn under full moon.

00:44:00.000 So then they come up with this great idea where they're going to scare the living shit out of him in the basement because Jeff had a two-floor apartment way out in East New York, which was beautiful apartment in a shitty area.

00:44:10.000 Fucking two-floor.

00:44:11.000 We'll scare him in the basement and we'll have a party up on the second floor.

00:44:14.000 So when he runs upstairs, we'll open the door and go, surprise!

00:44:18.000 It was all a joke.

00:44:21.000 And we'll have chicks there and beer and parties and coke and it'll be super fun.

00:44:25.000 So they set up the basement with pentagrams on the ground, candles everywhere.

00:44:33.000 Our buddy Doug, these are all band members from my cover band 80s Hardcore.

00:44:38.000 He's got this druid cloak on.

00:44:40.000 Oh.

00:44:42.000 They have Latin shit going, is for Atu, Nis not Mahato, Siris Onatu.

00:44:50.000 And he has a knife.

00:44:52.000 Jeff is stripped down to his underwear, and he's got a bandana in his mouth, and he's blindfolded, covered in fake blood, and he's strapped to a chair going, so our buddy,

00:45:07.000 this is still no bells?

00:45:09.000 No.

00:45:09.000 This is great.

00:45:10.000 Somebody in the chat was like, I've never heard this before.

00:45:12.000 Dude, it gets better.

00:45:13.000 So our buddy Tim was a drummer, not in our band, but he goes, yeah, I got to go by Jeff's house and get some symbols.

00:45:20.000 But I got $100 from that gig last night.

00:45:22.000 So beer's on me, man.

00:45:23.000 Let's party.

00:45:24.000 Ted's like, oh, fuck, that's fucking awesome, man.

00:45:26.000 So you got to come with me, though, get the symbols.

00:45:28.000 Yeah, yeah, I don't fucking care.

00:45:29.000 So They get in the van and they go there.

00:45:32.000 And he had the cellar doors, Jeff did.

00:45:34.000 So you can go right directly into his basement.

00:45:36.000 So he opens the cellar doors, which is allegedly the sweetest phrase in the English language.

00:45:41.000 And it goes down the stairs.

00:45:43.000 He opens the door.

00:45:45.000 Showtime.

00:45:47.000 So Doug has the knife.

00:45:49.000 You can't see Doug's face.

00:45:50.000 And Jeff has the blood all over him.

00:45:52.000 He's like, oh, oh, oh.

00:45:55.000 And he can sort of through his bandages see Ted.

00:45:58.000 And he's like, oomph, oomph, oomph, screaming for help from Ted, who obviously is too much of a pussy to help him.

00:46:07.000 He's not going to karate chop the fucking demons.

00:46:09.000 He's worried about Ted.

00:46:11.000 So again, candles everywhere.

00:46:16.000 The room is bright.

00:46:18.000 The room is like rich.

00:46:20.000 There's like a hundred candles.

00:46:23.000 Pentagram, goat head, like not a real goat head, but a drawing.

00:46:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:27.000 So Ted.

00:46:27.000 Baphomy.

00:46:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:29.000 Ted has a fucking meltdown.

00:46:33.000 He runs.

00:46:34.000 He starts crying.

00:46:37.000 Now, this is, I would guess we were 34 years old around this time.

00:46:43.000 All of us, 34, 35.

00:46:45.000 He starts crying.

00:46:48.000 And upstairs, by the way, the girls can hear what's going on downstairs.

00:46:52.000 And they're like, this isn't funny anymore.

00:46:53.000 You guys are mean.

00:46:54.000 And then Matt Sweeney, my buddy at the time, guards the door and he goes, we have put way too much work into this.

00:47:01.000 There's no fucking way you bitches are ruining anything.

00:47:05.000 I don't care if he kills them.

00:47:07.000 We're getting our money's worth.

00:47:09.000 Let's go to the end.

00:47:10.000 So he's fighting off the girls and the guys are just upstairs going like, what a pussy.

00:47:16.000 I can hear him crying.

00:47:19.000 He runs upstairs.

00:47:21.000 He opens the door.

00:47:22.000 Everyone goes, surprise.

00:47:26.000 He's pissed his khakis.

00:47:27.000 Oh, my lord.

00:47:28.000 So you can see, like, you know, on beige pants, you can see the piss.

00:47:32.000 So he's pissed his khakis.

00:47:34.000 Everyone can see the piss.

00:47:35.000 He's bawling his eyes out.

00:47:37.000 His face is covered in tears.

00:47:40.000 And he doesn't even get the surprise.

00:47:42.000 He thinks maybe the surprise is that we're all Satanists too.

00:47:46.000 So like girls are like, it's just a, and he's like shoving them out of the way.

00:47:52.000 Dude, he runs to Queens.

00:47:56.000 Like Forrest Gump.

00:47:57.000 No fucking way.

00:47:58.000 We're in East New York.

00:48:00.000 We're like, take Williamsburg, Bushwick, keep going east when it starts getting scary.

00:48:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:06.000 Yeah, East New York can RCO.

00:48:08.000 Yeah, it's still on the L line, so it's like maybe three stops after Lorimer, right?

00:48:13.000 We're way the fuck out there.

00:48:15.000 He goes north running, crying, piss, chafing his legs, crying, screaming all the way to Queens.

00:48:23.000 It must have been like a two-hour marathon.

00:48:28.000 I mean, it's probably 10 miles.

00:48:31.000 Jesus Christ.

00:48:32.000 I wish I would have been there.

00:48:34.000 Curtis and I, the next day when we heard about the running to Queens, we both go, he's got to move.

00:48:43.000 He can't be here.

00:48:44.000 He can't stay here anymore.

00:48:45.000 I'm sorry.

00:48:46.000 It's dangerous to have somebody that's hard.

00:48:49.000 Like, change your name.

00:48:50.000 Move to Morocco and become a Muslim.

00:48:53.000 Change your name to Muhammad Muhammad.

00:48:56.000 And he did.

00:48:57.000 He moved to Detroit.

00:48:59.000 Same thing.

00:49:00.000 Which is basically.

00:49:00.000 Which is basically the coming nowhere.

00:49:03.000 There's no coming back from crying and pissing your pants because your friends have been taken over by Satan.

00:49:12.000 Who's magic?

00:49:13.000 And from hell.

00:49:15.000 He came up here.

00:49:16.000 He gave you, first Satan gave you a magic parlor trick where you can guess the band led Zeppelin.

00:49:23.000 That's his little door to get in.

00:49:26.000 Not abortion or like murder or fucking meth where you like have sex with underage.

00:49:33.000 Nothing genuinely satanic.

00:49:35.000 Just guessing a band name.

00:49:37.000 That's his portal.

00:49:39.000 And then he moves in and possesses your friends and they chop each other's heads off and have ceremonies.

00:49:44.000 What?

00:49:45.000 And they cowers in the corner, pisses his pants, and runs the queens.

00:49:50.000 Hysterical, screaming.

00:49:51.000 I hope I'm conveying how hysterical he was.

00:49:54.000 Oh, I can imagine.

00:49:54.000 Like, imagine he was being tased.

00:49:56.000 I can imagine.

00:49:57.000 Wouldn't it be funny if that pepper he buried in his backyard is a beautiful jalapeno tree today?

00:50:06.000 The jalapeno tree of fear.

00:50:08.000 It grew into a Chipotle restaurant.

00:50:10.000 Devil peppers.

00:50:12.000 I don't think there's anybody that gullible I've ever known.

00:50:14.000 That's insane.

00:50:16.000 I remember when Baked Alaska, when your brother convinced you.

00:50:19.000 Well, there's you, Ryan.

00:50:20.000 No, I'm not that.

00:50:22.000 Well, how about the time I convinced you that my wife got Fireball, the booze, tattooed as a neck tattoo?

00:50:30.000 And we had a huge fight about it, and I was staying in a motel on our vacation because I was so mad at my wife for tattooing Fireball on her neck.

00:50:38.000 That seems something...

00:50:41.000 That seems like less of a thing that's crazy to me.

00:50:43.000 I don't know.

00:50:44.000 She's like, she's like, you have to have blood and satanic rituals.

00:50:47.000 Yeah, it's not as bad as satanic rituals, but my nice middle American, Native American wife, just fucking fireball.

00:50:55.000 But she used to be like a punk and she's like cool.

00:50:57.000 She's still cool, listens to cool music.

00:50:59.000 So I'm like, maybe she's like.

00:51:00.000 Is it cool to get a fireball tattoo on your neck?

00:51:02.000 Well, that would be kind of like a psychotic break or something.

00:51:05.000 But like, the way you listen to her.

00:51:07.000 So then I would like, she'd be in the Bellevue.

00:51:09.000 She'd be a lunatic.

00:51:10.000 The dopest tattoo ever.

00:51:14.000 You know, Jeff, the guy who started that whole prank, introduced me to a gentleman named Shit Happens Rob, who got married, got into a fight with his wife's family.

00:51:25.000 Massive brawl breaks out at the wedding.

00:51:29.000 At the end of the brawl, everyone's covered in blood, broken noses, and she goes, we're getting a divorce.

00:51:34.000 So he was married for like eight hours.

00:51:36.000 So the next day, he got a tattoo that just said, shit happens.

00:51:40.000 There you go.

00:51:42.000 And he became known as shit happens robbed.

00:51:44.000 Damn, man.

00:51:45.000 Look him up.

00:51:45.000 See if he appears.

00:51:46.000 He just died, actually.

00:51:47.000 Oh, geez.

00:51:48.000 But of some weird disease.

00:51:50.000 Because shit happens.

00:51:51.000 I think he had a heart operation where two laser cords went up his groin.

00:51:58.000 Matty, that was...

00:51:58.000 Two weeks, two weeks, the 22nd.

00:52:00.000 Underrated how funny that was.

00:52:02.000 He's like, yeah, he died.

00:52:03.000 And then Matty's like, shit happens.

00:52:07.000 It does happen.

00:52:08.000 Oh, I was too busy making my heart attack joking.

00:52:10.000 I've definitely.

00:52:11.000 Do you have the email from Maddie?

00:52:13.000 Seen a lot of shit happen.

00:52:14.000 So, no shit happens, Rob.

00:52:17.000 Shit happens, Rob.

00:52:19.000 That's so he's a famous man.

00:52:20.000 No, not at all.

00:52:21.000 But you think you'd appear somewhere on the internet.

00:52:24.000 Yeah.

00:52:25.000 And it was Comic Sands.

00:52:29.000 I don't want to disparage the dead, but.

00:52:32.000 Not even like Shit Happens Rob Brooklyn, maybe?

00:52:35.000 No.

00:52:37.000 How could he not exist?

00:52:40.000 What?

00:52:40.000 Oh, no.

00:52:41.000 What's that?

00:52:42.000 What is that?

00:52:42.000 Mad Skills release of murder, murder.

00:52:45.000 Murder, murder.

00:52:47.000 Oh, well.

00:52:48.000 I guess you can be off the grid.

00:52:51.000 Off the grid.

00:52:52.000 All right, let's take calls after we see what's going up Maddie's crotch and down his neck.

00:52:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:58.000 Okay.

00:53:01.000 Maddie's last episode.

00:53:03.000 Oh, did you talk about it?

00:53:04.000 Next week is good.

00:53:05.000 You can't do the show if you're dead.

00:53:07.000 The 22nd.

00:53:08.000 We don't do cadaver shows.

00:53:10.000 That's one of our rules.

00:53:12.000 I'll Skype from the hospital room.

00:53:14.000 Okay, well, that'll be your last episode.

00:53:16.000 But that'll be post-operation.

00:53:18.000 You'll be dead.

00:53:19.000 Post.

00:53:19.000 Yeah.

00:53:20.000 I'll be laid up.

00:53:21.000 New York City.

00:53:22.000 Maybe we can weekend at Bernie's U. So what's amazing about this picture is this is after the cords went up your crotch.

00:53:31.000 Right.

00:53:32.000 If you look at, there's one coming down from the top, one of the white lines.

00:53:37.000 No, go back to me.

00:53:38.000 Yeah.

00:53:39.000 This one.

00:53:39.000 You got three coming up from the bottom because they go through each femoral vein there.

00:53:47.000 Then you got the one that comes down from the top.

00:53:50.000 So this is the laser.

00:53:51.000 So this right here is burning tissue.

00:53:54.000 You see how it's leaving like a scar on the inside of the left atria?

00:53:58.000 Yeah.

00:53:58.000 As the white stuff scars?

00:54:00.000 Yes.

00:54:01.000 So it's scarring tissue up here.

00:54:03.000 Yeah, it's burning the inside.

00:54:04.000 And this is just for puncturing holes.

00:54:06.000 Yeah, there's a needle in there that punctures it.

00:54:09.000 Is it a needle and a camera?

00:54:11.000 No.

00:54:13.000 It's all done under an x-ray.

00:54:15.000 Like there's a guy in a command center.

00:54:17.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:18.000 And he's watching it go through my veins, and they're directing the guys in the operating room.

00:54:23.000 So there's no camera?

00:54:25.000 I've had it go up through my groin through a camera before, cardiac catheter.

00:54:31.000 But not this time.

00:54:32.000 No, this is going not through my arteries, through my veins.

00:54:36.000 Because they're going into the right side of my arteries.

00:54:38.000 Are they inside the vein or just next to the vein?

00:54:40.000 Inside.

00:54:43.000 Why are you playing the chili peppers?

00:54:46.000 Scar tissue.

00:54:47.000 Scar tissue.

00:54:48.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:54:49.000 Yeah, they're going to scar the inside.

00:54:51.000 Are there other pictures or that's just the only one?

00:54:53.000 That's the only one?

00:54:54.000 That's like the basic.

00:54:56.000 I can show you where they come.

00:54:57.000 Because one comes down from a jugular.

00:54:59.000 Wait a minute.

00:55:00.000 If the needle thing is in a vein, how is it puncturing it?

00:55:04.000 It's in a catheter.

00:55:05.000 It's like in a tube.

00:55:07.000 And the tube's...

00:55:08.000 So it's going next to the vein.

00:55:09.000 It's not in the vein.

00:55:10.000 It's in the vein.

00:55:11.000 But the vein isn't puncturing that wall.

00:55:13.000 It must leave the vein at some point.

00:55:15.000 The needle's retracted inside the sheath, the catheter, so it can't do any damage.

00:55:21.000 I understand that.

00:55:22.000 But they wire that.

00:55:23.000 When the vein hits the wall, then the needle comes out and punctures all.

00:55:28.000 So it leaves the vein.

00:55:29.000 Right.

00:55:30.000 It leaves the vein and goes into my right atrium.

00:55:33.000 You're dead, man.

00:55:34.000 All right, hold on.

00:55:35.000 This is it.

00:55:36.000 Put that piece of rock.

00:55:38.000 If you look here.

00:55:39.000 Here, come over here.

00:55:42.000 This is Maddie's explaining what killed him.

00:55:45.000 No, no, you got to come back with me.

00:55:46.000 Come back behind me.

00:55:47.000 Oh, you could turn on your lav, too.

00:55:50.000 This right here will...

00:55:52.000 These come up through my femoral veins.

00:55:56.000 Now this is the catheter with a camera, and that is the laser.

00:56:00.000 These white ones that come down through here, this is going to come down through my jugular vein.

00:56:05.000 And this is the lab dot on.

00:56:18.000 So this is the needle is this.

00:56:22.000 You see this one here?

00:56:23.000 That's the needle.

00:56:24.000 This right here is what gets hot and burns.

00:56:28.000 See this white line here that burns it.

00:56:31.000 These kind of like map the way to go in.

00:56:35.000 This comes down from my jugular vein.

00:56:37.000 This one comes up through my left leg.

00:56:39.000 This one comes up from my right leg.

00:56:41.000 And they go in there and they spread this open so that this comes up.

00:56:45.000 This is a divider between my right atria and my left atria.

00:56:51.000 So it punctures a hole.

00:56:52.000 This one here has a needle in it.

00:56:54.000 It punctures a hole through that.

00:56:56.000 And these two go through and it starts doing the scarring.

00:57:00.000 But my underlying heart condition, you see these here and all that, that's to keep this open.

00:57:05.000 But this is where my main heart condition is, the left ventricle, because it doesn't pump enough blood.

00:57:12.000 But up here, because the electrical current that goes through my heart kind of fluctuates, so it's atrial fibrillation.

00:57:19.000 So like my heart will just like quiver.

00:57:21.000 It doesn't like pump like how it's supposed to.

00:57:24.000 So that's going to make the electrical current go down and come through and go in the right direction and strengthen this wall of the heart.

00:57:34.000 Because this heart, this chamber was stretched out and kind of fucked up in a bad way.

00:57:40.000 And this is genetics.

00:57:42.000 Nothing to do with the incredible amount of drugs you did as a person.

00:57:44.000 Oh, I did tons of crystal meth and cocaine and all sorts of party drugs.

00:57:50.000 But that didn't hurt your heart.

00:57:51.000 Oh, I'm sure it contributed, sure.

00:57:54.000 But the underlying, what they call, I have a condition called biventricular cardiomyopathy.

00:58:00.000 That means this part of my heart here and this part of my heart here don't pump enough blood to supply my buddy with enough oxygenated blood.

00:58:10.000 Your buddy?

00:58:10.000 Who's your buddy?

00:58:11.000 My body, my buddy, my buddy.

00:58:14.000 So all these things are coming in from my jugular, from my veins, from my moral veins through here, and then they're going to punch a hole through this where it separates the left and the right, and they're going to go in there and scar it up.

00:58:27.000 Science.

00:58:28.000 It's too complicated.

00:58:29.000 It's Not going to work.

00:58:32.000 $3,035.

00:58:34.000 What is the cost of that to the taxpayer?

00:58:36.000 Oh.

00:58:37.000 Oh, my medical bills are in the millions.

00:58:41.000 Really?

00:58:41.000 Yeah.

00:58:42.000 What do you think he's going to get?

00:58:43.000 Who's the Italian guy doing it?

00:58:45.000 Oh, Luigi DiBiasi is the sergeant who's taking care of me.

00:58:51.000 We've been watching Scary Perry and Joe Tonelli, so I wouldn't be too confident.

00:58:55.000 But I wonder what's his check like the next day?

00:59:00.000 I wish they would give me a 10% kickback.

00:59:03.000 My gut says $350,000.

00:59:05.000 Well, when I was in the hospital with COVID for 10 days, it was probably 50 grand.

00:59:13.000 I guess there's different circumstances, though.

00:59:15.000 There's probably doctors who just get paid an annual salary from the hospital.

00:59:18.000 In 2017, when I first had my episode and was diagnosed with my cardiomyopathy, I was in the critical cardiac unit for like 12 to 14 days.

00:59:31.000 Like that alone was ridiculous amounts of money.

00:59:35.000 Ridiculous.

00:59:37.000 I wonder how much the guy gets.

00:59:39.000 Oh, him?

00:59:40.000 I know a doctor who watches the show.

00:59:45.000 Maybe he's watching now.

00:59:46.000 Maybe.

00:59:50.000 Well, then I had the implant too back in February 2020.

00:59:54.000 That was probably $800,000.

00:59:58.000 $700 in my chest.

00:59:59.000 $8,300.

01:00:01.000 $40,000.

01:00:02.000 $40,000, $45.

01:00:04.000 $86,783.

01:00:11.000 They don't call it that anymore.

01:00:12.000 They don't call them tornadoes anymore.

01:00:14.000 You're calling.

01:00:15.000 Cyclones.

01:00:18.000 Okay, let's take some calls.

01:00:22.000 Yeah.

01:00:23.000 Mark, talking about baby fever.

01:00:26.000 Baby.

01:00:27.000 Mark, you're on the line.

01:00:29.000 What's going on, Mark?

01:00:32.000 Hey, what's going on, guys?

01:00:33.000 Hey, this one's for Ryan.

01:00:36.000 What's the matter with BMS?

01:00:36.000 I'm going to be on the way, right?

01:00:38.000 I got a baby on the way.

01:00:42.000 Ryan, you got a baby on the way, right?

01:00:44.000 Oh, they can't hear because I'm not on the mic.

01:00:46.000 Yep.

01:00:48.000 Ryan said he's saying yes.

01:00:50.000 He's hooking up.

01:00:51.000 He's a great thing.

01:00:53.000 I just want to recommend if you look up the baby barriza, highly recommend.

01:00:58.000 I just had my daughter the other year, and the wife wanted to get it.

01:01:03.000 It was like 200 bucks or something like that.

01:01:05.000 And I was like, we're only going to make bottles for a couple of months.

01:01:08.000 I don't see the point in spending that much.

01:01:10.000 But let me tell you, buddy, you get this thing, lifesaver.

01:01:14.000 You're definitely going to enjoy it.

01:01:15.000 It's going to save so much time.

01:01:17.000 It seems simple making a bottle, but just wanted to throw that out there.

01:01:20.000 So how's it?

01:01:23.000 Baby barista?

01:01:24.000 The baby barista?

01:01:28.000 Yeah, baby bariza.

01:01:29.000 Let me see what.

01:01:31.000 You keep saying barista.

01:01:32.000 That doesn't.

01:01:32.000 It's bariza.

01:01:33.000 Oh, bariza.

01:01:34.000 Baby B-R-E-S.

01:01:36.000 Oh, you mean like when they get older and you can make them shakes and shit?

01:01:42.000 No.

01:01:43.000 There's all the formula in the top, and then you load it up, and then you fill it with water, and then you need a bottle.

01:01:48.000 It's 2 a.m.

01:01:49.000 Yeah, it's easy.

01:01:51.000 Press a button and it pulls it in.

01:01:53.000 I think we're doing strictly titty milk.

01:01:55.000 Yeah, you'll do titty milk, but she'll give up after a while.

01:01:59.000 She's going to give up on that.

01:02:00.000 She's going to give up.

01:02:01.000 She'll do a year at the most.

01:02:02.000 Thanks for attacking.

01:02:03.000 Just set it up, Ryan.

01:02:04.000 All right, thanks, buddy.

01:02:06.000 So we're in an unfortunate situation where we used up all the mics, right?

01:02:10.000 Yeah.

01:02:12.000 But, Ryan, while you sit here at your job looking at your phone, shouldn't you be figuring out a way where me, Maddie, and you can have a voice?

01:02:22.000 Yeah, so I could switch.

01:02:25.000 I was looking something up, but I could switch so that way he could hear me.

01:02:28.000 But as far as these road mics go, there's only two per unit.

01:02:33.000 There's this labyrinthian way.

01:02:34.000 I looked up this guy.

01:02:35.000 It was a black gamer.

01:02:36.000 He was like, I found a way to do it.

01:02:38.000 Took me a little bit of money, took me a little bit of time, but I did it.

01:02:41.000 And I was like, it sounds like such a pain in the ass, and I usually don't even speak on these things.

01:02:46.000 But what I'll do is I'll take the, well, to the callers.

01:02:50.000 So wait, I don't understand that previous call.

01:02:52.000 Formula is just powder.

01:02:54.000 Let me, yeah.

01:02:55.000 Oh, that's very.

01:02:56.000 Well, you put it in, well, you want to have warm water to dissolve the powder into liquid.

01:03:01.000 Okay.

01:03:01.000 You don't want to do it with cold water.

01:03:02.000 You put a glass in the microwave for 30 seconds, pour it in, you shake it up.

01:03:07.000 It looked like a Kerrig coffee machine.

01:03:09.000 Yeah, it looked way too involved.

01:03:12.000 And then you can buy the formula, what's that, like Sirac, whatever it's called?

01:03:16.000 Similac.

01:03:17.000 Similac.

01:03:18.000 That's already ready to rock.

01:03:19.000 Have you ever tasted breast milk?

01:03:22.000 Yeah, I think so.

01:03:23.000 I have.

01:03:23.000 Is it good?

01:03:25.000 I'll never forget that when I was married, my son was born, probably six to eight months after.

01:03:32.000 And, you know, we're getting busy in the bedroom and stuff.

01:03:36.000 All of a sudden, I'm like, holy shit.

01:03:39.000 I get a whole mouthful of milk.

01:03:42.000 I'm like, what?

01:03:42.000 Because you sucked her tits?

01:03:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:44.000 So she didn't believe me.

01:03:46.000 So I had to suck out a whole mouthful and spit it in a cup and shovel her.

01:03:51.000 It's like, look, I swear to God.

01:03:53.000 But oh, it's very sweet.

01:03:56.000 It's like a milky gray almost color.

01:03:58.000 It's not like pure white.

01:03:59.000 It's like a milky gray color.

01:04:01.000 But it's super, super sweet.

01:04:03.000 Dude, you're making me horny.

01:04:05.000 Yeah.

01:04:06.000 That's gay.

01:04:06.000 If you make your friends horny, it's gay.

01:04:08.000 No, that's it.

01:04:09.000 It was a good time.

01:04:12.000 Yeah, that thing seems like a waste of time, but okay.

01:04:15.000 She just texted me.

01:04:15.000 She said she's not going to give up.

01:04:17.000 She's very gung-ho on the breast.

01:04:18.000 All right.

01:04:19.000 Oh, she's watching the show.

01:04:20.000 Two thumbs up.

01:04:21.000 Okay, great.

01:04:22.000 English James watching the show, too.

01:04:24.000 My mom breastfed me until I was 13.

01:04:26.000 Wow.

01:04:27.000 That's not typical.

01:04:30.000 You have to leave the mother's tip.

01:04:31.000 And sometimes I'd be out with my buddies, like my friends playing baseball, and I'd be like, mom, I'm starving.

01:04:36.000 And she'd come by, and I would just like, I don't think that's healthy.

01:04:40.000 As my friends would see here.

01:04:41.000 As my friends would puke.

01:04:43.000 Over in the background.

01:04:46.000 In the dugout.

01:04:47.000 No, we didn't play baseball in Canada.

01:04:48.000 It was soccer.

01:04:49.000 This guy says he's a doctor.

01:04:50.000 He emailed us.

01:04:52.000 I can probably answer any of the medical stuff you guys are referring to.

01:04:54.000 What's the number to call in?

01:04:55.000 I'll call in.

01:04:56.000 You want him?

01:04:56.000 Okay, it's on the screen.

01:04:57.000 Yeah, we want to talk to him.

01:04:59.000 All right.

01:05:01.000 we have Robert.

01:05:04.000 Robbie.

01:05:04.000 What's going on, Robbie?

01:05:06.000 We robs.

01:05:07.000 Jobby.

01:05:08.000 And this one is eating the poo-poo all over the place.

01:05:11.000 That's really good.

01:05:12.000 Yeah.

01:05:12.000 Yeah, that was better than I can do.

01:05:14.000 Why are you gay?

01:05:16.000 Why are you gay?

01:05:18.000 When are you guys going to do the sensor presents with the milk crate challenge?

01:05:25.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:26.000 Yeah, I was thinking about doing that.

01:05:28.000 You know what would be cool?

01:05:29.000 I was thinking about doing that with a.

01:05:31.000 You know, these theater things where you have a brace on with a cord and you set that up and I just do it unbelievably perfectly and then maybe go backwards and then start dancing.

01:05:43.000 Oh, I see.

01:05:44.000 That's the only way to do that job.

01:05:45.000 That would go violent.

01:05:46.000 But yeah, I'm not into that.

01:05:47.000 Have you seen some of the wrist-breaking and unconscious bodies that that game begets?

01:05:54.000 It's for retards.

01:05:55.000 What game is that?

01:05:56.000 The milk crate?

01:05:57.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:05:58.000 Milk Crate Challenge.

01:05:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:00.000 You have seven in the middle, and then you go down six, five, four, two, one.

01:06:05.000 And they walk up and down.

01:06:09.000 I think whites might be better at it than blacks.

01:06:12.000 It doesn't seem too difficult.

01:06:13.000 Every time I see the winner, they're white.

01:06:17.000 That might be a thing.

01:06:18.000 I'd be up for the challenge.

01:06:20.000 There was that thing that only females could do in the family.

01:06:27.000 All in the family.

01:06:28.000 Remember where you put a chair against the wall, and you lift it up and back away.

01:06:32.000 Women can do it, men can't.

01:06:33.000 Yeah.

01:06:34.000 Also, giving birth and menstruating.

01:06:36.000 Yes.

01:06:36.000 I think that's debatable in 2021.

01:06:39.000 The chair thing stands out.

01:06:40.000 Well, not according to AOC, who talks about people's periods.

01:06:44.000 Menstruating people's periods.

01:06:46.000 People.

01:06:48.000 I don't bleed out of any orifice.

01:06:51.000 Well, you do when you get stabbed.

01:06:53.000 She's bleeding out of her eyes.

01:06:55.000 In her whatever.

01:06:56.000 What?

01:06:57.000 She's bleeding out of her eyes and her whatever?

01:07:00.000 No, not you.

01:07:00.000 Matt.

01:07:01.000 I've been stabbed.

01:07:02.000 Right.

01:07:02.000 In the neck.

01:07:04.000 No fun.

01:07:05.000 Did it go into your mouth?

01:07:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:06.000 I would drink it.

01:07:07.000 It would pour out.

01:07:08.000 Fuck.

01:07:09.000 Are you serious?

01:07:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:11.000 Fuck that.

01:07:12.000 Did you just say fuck that to make it stop?

01:07:14.000 No, no, no.

01:07:15.000 I'll send you a picture.

01:07:16.000 You must have to get stitches like here, here, like in every part of your...

01:07:20.000 You can't just stitch the top and the bottom.

01:07:22.000 There's all kinds of stuff in between.

01:07:24.000 My son hit his head really hard when he was a baby, not a baby, but like two.

01:07:28.000 And he had to get stitched at the base, stitch the muscle, and then stitch the...

01:07:32.000 He had to have layers of stitches.

01:07:34.000 That's a forehead.

01:07:36.000 You must have had 37 things that need to be stitched up.

01:07:40.000 It was a...

01:07:42.000 Why did you get stabbed?

01:07:44.000 I was in a fight with a Filipino drug dealer.

01:07:47.000 That'll do it.

01:07:47.000 Over what?

01:07:49.000 Crystal meth.

01:07:51.000 Who was right?

01:07:52.000 Who was wrong?

01:07:52.000 What was the beef?

01:07:53.000 Of course I was right.

01:07:54.000 Oh, my God.

01:07:56.000 What was the problem?

01:07:59.000 Somebody, she kept opening...

01:08:04.000 A girl was in charge of the operation.

01:08:07.000 And she kept mentioning my name to other people.

01:08:13.000 And I had warned her not to.

01:08:16.000 Right.

01:08:16.000 So when a guy came to make a delivery, I said, what the fuck is going on?

01:08:21.000 The girl's name was Lisa.

01:08:22.000 I said, what the fuck is going on?

01:08:23.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:08:25.000 So, unfortunately, we were in my apartment, my house, and I had grabbed him, pulled me close to choke him, and he had caught me this way.

01:08:40.000 Oh, so it didn't go straight in.

01:08:41.000 It was more of a shoop.

01:08:42.000 It was up and in and hit the bone of my jaw.

01:08:48.000 Right there.

01:08:49.000 That's pretty deep.

01:08:50.000 That looks very brutal.

01:08:53.000 My God.

01:08:54.000 So the funny story is, I go to the emergency room and my brother's on the job.

01:09:01.000 Your brother's a cop.

01:09:02.000 So now when you go to the emergency room and you're saying you have this kind of wound, they're not stupid.

01:09:08.000 They want to know what happened, where it happened.

01:09:10.000 So I'm just, no, no, no, no.

01:09:12.000 So they automatically notify the police.

01:09:15.000 They come.

01:09:16.000 My brother walks into the room.

01:09:18.000 First, a cop that I knew my entire life comes and goes, yeah, I heard your name over the radio, so I can't.

01:09:24.000 He goes, looks like you got a baby's bum on your face.

01:09:28.000 And he goes, oh, by the way, your brother's on his way over here, but I'm out of here before he gets here.

01:09:33.000 So my brother walks in.

01:09:34.000 He looks at me.

01:09:34.000 He goes, what happened?

01:09:36.000 I said, ah, cut myself shaving.

01:09:39.000 He goes, you're a dick.

01:09:40.000 He turns around and walks away.

01:09:44.000 What else are you going to do?

01:09:45.000 A Filipino drug dealer stabbed me because we're having a disagreement about Crystal Man.

01:09:50.000 And he was basically snitching via his girlfriend who was mentioning my name too much.

01:09:54.000 Yeah.

01:09:55.000 Okay, we'll get right on it, Brother Odell.

01:09:58.000 Exactly.

01:09:59.000 All right, next call.

01:10:02.000 You're on the line.

01:10:07.000 You got that doctor, by the way?

01:10:08.000 Yeah, I thought he was calling in.

01:10:12.000 Robert?

01:10:14.000 I'll look for him.

01:10:16.000 I will forget things within like 30 seconds.

01:10:19.000 416, you're on the line.

01:10:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:24.000 Hello?

01:10:25.000 Hey, what's up?

01:10:29.000 Can he hear us?

01:10:30.000 That was our Skype doing a thing.

01:10:34.000 Okay.

01:10:34.000 So have you lost you?

01:10:36.000 Yeah, I gotta reconnect Skype.

01:10:38.000 416 is Skype crashed?

01:10:43.000 416 is Toronto.

01:10:45.000 Toronto.

01:10:48.000 Was what happened your fault or shit?

01:10:50.000 This is gonna take a second.

01:10:51.000 I gotta re-up the phones.

01:10:53.000 Uh-oh.

01:10:54.000 It was meant to re-like redid it, but we did change the card recently, right?

01:10:59.000 I don't know.

01:11:00.000 Yeah.

01:11:01.000 Shit.

01:11:02.000 Alright, so I'll get on that.

01:11:03.000 I'll add my card for now.

01:11:05.000 No, I can give you the card.

01:11:07.000 Alright.

01:11:08.000 Fucking tarred.

01:11:10.000 Again, these are all things that you can do when you're sitting on your ass.

01:11:16.000 It landed wrong.

01:11:17.000 Skype cut off in the middle?

01:11:19.000 Well, we have to pay for these calls.

01:11:22.000 Ryan, the card is on the carpet.

01:11:23.000 I have to go to the site first to go to the pay thing.

01:11:29.000 So you were dealing meth with him.

01:11:32.000 Yeah, we were importing five pounds a month.

01:11:37.000 How does it come?

01:11:39.000 I usually get it in shipments in the mail.

01:11:42.000 That sounds really risky.

01:11:43.000 Well, we opened up a an auto parts store in Arizona that would package it up and put it in like auto parts parts with charcoal paper.

01:11:55.000 They would factory seal it and send it out as auto parts stores.

01:12:00.000 But it came directly from Mexico.

01:12:01.000 So it's coming from Mexico.

01:12:03.000 How is it arriving from Mexico?

01:12:04.000 Just as I mean, I don't even, I did crystal math by accident.

01:12:08.000 The biggest drug dealer in the country right now, literally, is the United States Postal Office.

01:12:13.000 So what does it look like when it arrives in Arizona?

01:12:18.000 Humongous chunks.

01:12:19.000 Literally.

01:12:20.000 I could show you a video.

01:12:22.000 Humongous chunks of what?

01:12:23.000 Like rock?

01:12:25.000 Yeah.

01:12:25.000 So it looks like diamonds or whatever?

01:12:27.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:28.000 Uncut diamonds?

01:12:29.000 So that sounds like the biggest, riskiest part right there.

01:12:32.000 No.

01:12:33.000 Well, it's all wrapped in charcoal paper and spell-proof stuff.

01:12:37.000 So there's an auto parts place in Mexico?

01:12:40.000 No, no, no.

01:12:40.000 We opened just a fake...

01:12:42.000 Okay, I get that part.

01:12:43.000 So you have a fake auto parts place.

01:12:45.000 They wrap it up there.

01:12:46.000 They break it up into chunks, whatever you do.

01:12:48.000 I get that.

01:12:49.000 But Mexico to Arizona, what's in the box?

01:12:54.000 Just a bunch of giant rocks?

01:12:55.000 Yeah.

01:12:56.000 Literally.

01:12:57.000 Well, isn't that...

01:12:59.000 Like, I've had chunks, not to, like, like, one solid piece and one solid piece, like 60 grams, 70 grams.

01:13:07.000 So they look like...

01:13:08.000 Like softballs.

01:13:09.000 Like softballs.

01:13:10.000 Yeah.

01:13:11.000 So this auto port store would get...

01:13:14.000 It was wrapped in carbon and stuff, but it was just big.

01:13:17.000 Well, they would traffic it by land into Arizona.

01:13:22.000 Oh, that's the part I didn't get.

01:13:23.000 Okay, okay, I got you.

01:13:24.000 I got you.

01:13:24.000 Because we were dealing straight away with the Sonoma.

01:13:27.000 So is it in an 18-wheeler or just like someone's van or whatever?

01:13:30.000 It would just get delivered in Tucson.

01:13:32.000 So it could be in a car?

01:13:34.000 How they got it there is beyond me, but I know when we started getting shipments clipped in the mail, because it was $15,000 a pound.

01:13:45.000 You know, we were spending like $75,000 a month.

01:13:48.000 Wow.

01:13:48.000 Yeah.

01:13:49.000 So once start, they're getting clipped now occasionally the government workers because the post office government workers are the laziest people in the fucking world.

01:13:59.000 They're not doing anything.

01:14:00.000 Including Biden.

01:14:01.000 Every now and then, and the fact that two of the Filipino people worked in the post office in New Jersey where they were getting shipped to, so they would make sure that they got through.

01:14:10.000 But every now and then, you'd lose one, you know, two or three patents, but that's 30 grand.

01:14:14.000 But how would you lose it?

01:14:16.000 It would get intercepted.

01:14:17.000 It would get caught.

01:14:18.000 It would get X-rayed or drug dog or whatever.

01:14:22.000 So once you start losing more than like two or three, you know, the cartel wants to know what's going on.

01:14:27.000 They sent people out to Arizona.

01:14:29.000 They sent people to New Jersey.

01:14:31.000 People out to Arizona to talk to the post office?

01:14:33.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:14:34.000 To the auto parts store.

01:14:36.000 Who are like, yo, what the fuck is going on?

01:14:37.000 Where's our money?

01:14:39.000 Where's our product?

01:14:40.000 Okay, they'll tolerate a couple of shipments that it get caught in the mail.

01:14:45.000 I got no email, Ryan.

01:14:48.000 It's a great time to be dealing with this.

01:14:55.000 Fucking Jesus, H, motherfucking Christ.

01:14:59.000 For folks' sakes.

01:15:01.000 My last email is go fund me at 9 p.m.

01:15:07.000 That's going around and around and around.

01:15:09.000 So what was happening to those packages?

01:15:12.000 The post office cops were catching them.

01:15:15.000 Yeah, the federal, the postal.

01:15:16.000 How are they getting them, though?

01:15:17.000 Like, I got a bad feeling about this rack and pinion steering.

01:15:21.000 Well, we would send them to different locations and different...

01:15:24.000 Now, you have to understand something.

01:15:26.000 The people that you would different, you would pay for different people's addresses to get shipments made to.

01:15:33.000 So now you're like, okay, did they clip them?

01:15:35.000 Did the government take them?

01:15:37.000 So I started getting direct shipments to where I live in the village.

01:15:43.000 And it's funny, one day my cousin Michael's like, oh, you got a package here for you.

01:15:47.000 And I used to use one specific name called Roy Baker.

01:15:51.000 That was a name that, an alias that used, whatever.

01:15:54.000 If I knew it was Roy Baker, I knew what it was.

01:15:58.000 So it came with a birthday card and a big thing, and it had like an electrical converter.

01:16:03.000 You plug it into the car lighter, and it would change it from 12 volts to 115 volts.

01:16:08.000 You could plug stuff in.

01:16:09.000 But you have to take the unit apart, and inside it would be wrapped in charcoal paper, and there would be, you know, half a pound of crystal meth inside.

01:16:19.000 And the charcoal paper is to dissuade dogs and stuff?

01:16:22.000 Smell, yeah.

01:16:24.000 But then when I got caught in 2018, dude, I would get it.

01:16:33.000 It would be folded up in regular printer paper with perfume sprayed on it, and it would come in an overnight express mail.

01:16:42.000 What year was that?

01:16:44.000 2018.

01:16:46.000 That sounds insanely dangerous.

01:16:49.000 I like the power box thing.

01:16:51.000 We got to dismantle it.

01:16:52.000 No, no, no, yeah.

01:16:53.000 This was crazy.

01:16:54.000 It was literally like folded in print, like regular 11 by 8.5 with perfume sprayed on it and shipped out.

01:17:06.000 And you never really got caught for that.

01:17:08.000 No, no, no, no, never.

01:17:09.000 Now, also, if you see the video that I sent you there, there was a company I was dealing with in California called Fire Tanks, and it was CBD vape cartridges.

01:17:21.000 Not CBD, it was THC vape cartridges.

01:17:23.000 And this company was like the Lamborghini of vape cartridges.

01:17:28.000 And from this is how I actually got caught because the cop who came to my house that night with the knife and everything saw the vape cartridges on my dresser.

01:17:38.000 Right.

01:17:39.000 That gave him probable cause to enter because he knew those were THC.

01:17:43.000 How did he know those were THC?

01:17:44.000 He didn't know, he knew by sight because, you know, there's a whole network.

01:17:49.000 It's called Fusion Centers.

01:17:50.000 They get told what's going on, what the latest crazes are.

01:17:54.000 It's information sharing.

01:17:56.000 So to be clear, folks at home, I don't know if we ever told this story, but Maddie Was out of the meth game, or no, you're still in the meth game?

01:18:03.000 No, I was out of it, and then the guy that I was living with, you know, enjoyed crystal meth, and he said, Oh, you know, you know, everything.

01:18:11.000 So I said, You know what?

01:18:12.000 Let me make a few phone calls.

01:18:14.000 I got back into it, and I started ordering, you know, a quarter of a pound at a time and stuff like that.

01:18:18.000 And you had been out of prison for how long?

01:18:20.000 Oh, I had been out of prison for, I got out of federal prison in 2011.

01:18:28.000 Oh, okay.

01:18:29.000 And I got locked in.

01:18:29.000 I was out of prison for about seven years.

01:18:32.000 Okay.

01:18:32.000 And I, you know, I got gotten back, like, had a little disagreement with my ex-wife, and she called the police.

01:18:38.000 I had to do like 30 days for harassment.

01:18:41.000 But nothing like, you know, we had an argument on the phone.

01:18:45.000 Our son got in trouble in school because he hit a teacher or something like that.

01:18:50.000 Right, right, right.

01:18:51.000 So other than...

01:18:52.000 You helped him out.

01:18:53.000 You got him some meth.

01:18:54.000 You were yelling at your son on the phone.

01:18:56.000 So he was paying $100 for a half a gram.

01:18:59.000 So I said, I can get it for you for $75 a gram.

01:19:02.000 So I said, all right, start.

01:19:04.000 I told my guys, send me like four ounces, a quarter of a pound.

01:19:08.000 I said, send me four ounces at a time.

01:19:11.000 You know, it was probably four, so two, four, six, about $8,000 worth at a time.

01:19:17.000 So he hears you screaming at your son.

01:19:20.000 My dad screamed at me the way Scottish people do.

01:19:23.000 He's at the house.

01:19:24.000 Me and him have...

01:19:27.000 He used to love to get all whacked, like tuned up and tweaked out.

01:19:31.000 And he would go out and he would fire up his tractor and all these diesel things and it would blow into my room.

01:19:36.000 Like we had this big million-dollar carriage house that we used to live in.

01:19:40.000 And we used to rent the first floor out to free rooms to certain people.

01:19:44.000 So we were the caretakers of the property and stuff.

01:19:46.000 Hold on a sec.

01:19:47.000 Hold on a sec.

01:19:48.000 Ryan, Maddie's blurry.

01:19:50.000 Did you focus him before we started the show?

01:19:52.000 Yep.

01:19:52.000 Yeah, I'm pretty good.

01:19:54.000 Let me see.

01:19:55.000 That looks blurry to me.

01:20:03.000 My name is Blurry Face Soviet.

01:20:07.000 Oh, okay.

01:20:07.000 I'm sorry.

01:20:09.000 You're right.

01:20:10.000 I'm wrong.

01:20:10.000 Our calls are back.

01:20:12.000 Calls are on.

01:20:13.000 So keep doing the story, though.

01:20:15.000 So, you know, I had a business going on, and we had acquired a 53-foot truck trailer body with a Thermal King refrigeration unit on it.

01:20:29.000 So like 11 o'clock that night, he came into my room.

01:20:33.000 He's like, oh, could you send me, he's like, I went there to work on the truck, on the trailer.

01:20:38.000 He goes, I didn't know how to start or anything.

01:20:40.000 So I sent him all the quick step, how to start it and run it and all the information on the unit.

01:20:46.000 So it's like 11 o'clock at night.

01:20:48.000 And he looks at me and he goes, hey, do you have anything I could party with?

01:20:52.000 So I go, yeah, go in my room across the hall.

01:20:56.000 I said, on the dresser, there's whatever.

01:20:59.000 Plenty of mess.

01:21:00.000 Tons of crystal meth.

01:21:02.000 So he goes in there, he does it, and he goes, all right, I'll talk to you.

01:21:04.000 So it's probably like 11.30, 12 o'clock at night.

01:21:07.000 So now I'm trying to get in touch with my son.

01:21:10.000 I'm calling and calling.

01:21:12.000 So now I'm leaving vehement, angry.

01:21:16.000 Where the fuck are you?

01:21:18.000 We had a deal.

01:21:19.000 Why the fuck do I got to call you 10 times?

01:21:21.000 You don't pick up the fucking phone.

01:21:22.000 I'm your father.

01:21:23.000 Answer the fucking phone.

01:21:25.000 So he's all fucking tweaked out.

01:21:28.000 And he starts.

01:21:31.000 When you get that whacked out, you're up for a couple days.

01:21:35.000 He, unbeknownst to me, I'm in my room.

01:21:40.000 He leaves the fucking house.

01:21:42.000 He goes out and he calls the police.

01:21:44.000 And he says he's terrified to go back in the house.

01:21:48.000 He just wants an escort to go and get his dog and his clothes.

01:21:55.000 He thinks there's a monster in the house.

01:21:56.000 There is a monster.

01:21:57.000 There's a baby monster.

01:21:59.000 He's not a monster.

01:22:00.000 But he's already known me for 25 years.

01:22:02.000 Right, but he doesn't know it's you.

01:22:03.000 He thinks there's a monster.

01:22:04.000 Like a real monster.

01:22:06.000 He knows how I can, you know, that is what it is.

01:22:09.000 But he doesn't think that's you yelling.

01:22:10.000 He thinks it's a monster.

01:22:11.000 I don't know what it is.

01:22:12.000 But he's so, he's been up for a few.

01:22:14.000 He's been up for a few days.

01:22:16.000 Let's put it that way.

01:22:18.000 Now, it's about 3.34 o'clock in the morning now.

01:22:23.000 I hear all this noise, which is not uncommon because he's got a 135-pound Rottweiler named Harley.

01:22:30.000 So I hear all this noise come clunking up the stairs.

01:22:33.000 So I think it's him.

01:22:34.000 So I just hung up the phone with my son because I left another angry voice message.

01:22:40.000 And I got the black.

01:22:42.000 So I brought a little karamit.

01:22:49.000 That's a karamit.

01:22:51.000 So that's what a karamit looks like.

01:22:53.000 But it was black.

01:22:54.000 But it's plastic.

01:22:54.000 Composite.

01:22:55.000 Well, it was composite.

01:22:56.000 Plastic.

01:22:57.000 But it was cutsy in a heartbeat.

01:22:59.000 So I have this in my hand.

01:23:01.000 I'm playing with it.

01:23:01.000 I'm swinging it around.

01:23:03.000 So I swing my bedroom door.

01:23:04.000 It's four o'clock in the morning.

01:23:05.000 I'm not expecting four nurseshoe cops to be sitting there.

01:23:08.000 And you're not on meth.

01:23:10.000 Well, I might have been a little bit.

01:23:12.000 I'm not going to.

01:23:14.000 I still partake once in a while.

01:23:17.000 So anyway, I'm sitting there.

01:23:19.000 So I swing the door open and I got the black knife like this in my hand.

01:23:24.000 And I go, oh, shit.

01:23:26.000 So like, one guy recognized me.

01:23:28.000 He goes, Maddie.

01:23:29.000 He goes, what are you doing?

01:23:30.000 So, oh, I said, it's plastic.

01:23:34.000 Don't worry about it, you know.

01:23:36.000 So now they said, we need to talk to you.

01:23:39.000 So I go, okay.

01:23:40.000 So I go to step out of my room to close the door.

01:23:44.000 I don't want them to come in because there's crystal meth on my dresser.

01:23:47.000 And there's all these fire tanks, the THC vape cartridges.

01:23:53.000 And then I also have a mini 30 with a 30-round clip and a bipod and a scope and all this other crap on the fucking table.

01:24:02.000 But that's legal, the gun stuff.

01:24:04.000 Well, it's legal, but they can't say it's mine because it's a communal house.

01:24:09.000 Oh, I see.

01:24:11.000 If I lived there exclusively, they can say it was mine.

01:24:14.000 So anyway.

01:24:14.000 Oh, when you're a felon, you can't have anything.

01:24:16.000 Nothing.

01:24:17.000 I can't have a bullet.

01:24:18.000 So I sit there and I talk.

01:24:25.000 Did you successfully close the door?

01:24:26.000 I close the door and one guy opens it back up and He walks in my room.

01:24:31.000 This is an illegal dresser.

01:24:32.000 This is a cop I know.

01:24:34.000 He knows my brother.

01:24:35.000 He worked with my brother and stuff.

01:24:37.000 And he grabs a chair that's in my room and he sits me down.

01:24:39.000 He goes, He doesn't know Crystal Meth.

01:24:42.000 He thinks it's Coke.

01:24:43.000 He goes, Matt, he goes, Tell me, seriously, how much Coke have you done tonight?

01:24:46.000 So I said, None.

01:24:48.000 I did a little.

01:24:49.000 Whatever.

01:24:49.000 I said, I did a little because it's right there.

01:24:53.000 So then he goes, listen, he goes, all right.

01:24:57.000 So now it's just the four cops that responded to the call.

01:25:01.000 So he goes, I'm going to uncuff you and I'm going to close the door and we're going to leave.

01:25:06.000 And he's like, I'm going to call your brother in the morning.

01:25:09.000 He's like, make sure you call your brother.

01:25:11.000 So I go, okay.

01:25:13.000 There was a fucking rookie with him.

01:25:15.000 Buck.

01:25:16.000 Some big fucking six and a half, six foot seven, fucking skinny.

01:25:21.000 He didn't have creases in his fucking boots yet.

01:25:23.000 That's how fucking new he was.

01:25:25.000 He goes, no, no, no.

01:25:26.000 He walks in.

01:25:26.000 So now he's actually entering a dwelling without.

01:25:32.000 Because you can't tell that is THC by looking at it.

01:25:35.000 So he goes, no, no, these are.

01:25:36.000 But the first guy entered a dwelling without...

01:25:39.000 He was cool with me.

01:25:41.000 You know, he put me in cuss just because of the knife.

01:25:45.000 I'm sitting there.

01:25:46.000 He goes, he uncomforts me.

01:25:48.000 He lets me go.

01:25:48.000 And the fucking rookie guy goes, no, no, no.

01:25:50.000 I called the lieutenant.

01:25:51.000 He's on his way here now.

01:25:55.000 You're in jail.

01:25:56.000 You're in prison.

01:25:57.000 Yeah.

01:25:58.000 Went to prison.

01:26:00.000 Pooh.

01:26:01.000 What do you get it, though?

01:26:04.000 But yeah, I gave Ryan the picture of the actual.

01:26:07.000 That was the 51 grams of crystal method they had.

01:26:10.000 Can you pull that up?

01:26:12.000 Yeah, he sent it to him.

01:26:15.000 That's it.

01:26:17.000 See, that's the scale.

01:26:19.000 See all those cartridges there?

01:26:20.000 Those boxes with the red and the stickers on it?

01:26:23.000 Those are the fire tanks.

01:26:25.000 So a nickel weighs five grams.

01:26:31.000 See, he saw all those cartridges.

01:26:33.000 He didn't see the meth or anything like that.

01:26:36.000 But you'll see.

01:26:38.000 This was my old house in Never Shell.

01:26:40.000 So there's a humongous bag of crystal meth.

01:26:45.000 It's just below two ounces.

01:26:48.000 Why did you have that on your phone?

01:26:52.000 Because I'm retarded.

01:26:57.000 Well, I was sending it to somebody so they would come and purchase it.

01:27:01.000 Oh, I see.

01:27:03.000 On an encrypted app, I hope?

01:27:05.000 Of course.

01:27:06.000 So now there's 51 grams of encrypted.

01:27:09.000 But you see all those cartridges.

01:27:11.000 Oh, it was a disaster.

01:27:13.000 It was a disaster.

01:27:14.000 So there's the.

01:27:17.000 You can cut it off, but you could look, I zoom in and see all the go back, Brian.

01:27:23.000 I'm not familiar with methyl.

01:27:24.000 I've done it, I think, once.

01:27:27.000 The very end of it.

01:27:29.000 When I zoom in.

01:27:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:33.000 That's.

01:27:34.000 Primo.

01:27:35.000 It went to the prime lab, and it came back as 97% pure crystal methyl.

01:27:39.000 Wow.

01:27:40.000 How is it different than speed?

01:27:42.000 It is speed.

01:27:43.000 It's not different.

01:27:44.000 And it's Adderall, too, right?

01:27:45.000 Methamphetamine sulfate?

01:27:47.000 Yeah, it's pretty much the same.

01:27:50.000 All right, let's take a call.

01:27:52.000 We've got Doctor on the line.

01:27:54.000 All right, Doctor.

01:27:56.000 Hello, Zoo, Doctor.

01:27:57.000 Great.

01:27:59.000 Hello?

01:27:59.000 Hey, man.

01:28:01.000 Hey, what's up?

01:28:02.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:28:03.000 Matt.

01:28:04.000 Hey.

01:28:05.000 So, Matty's got a big operation.

01:28:06.000 What are you going now?

01:28:08.000 He's got a bunch of tubes going in his groin and his neck.

01:28:11.000 If you're the surgeon, do you just get an annual salary or do you get 350 grand for that particular operation?

01:28:19.000 So the doc that would do that procedure is an electrophysiologist.

01:28:25.000 There's an echo.

01:28:27.000 I hear my voice.

01:28:31.000 Well, that's on your end.

01:28:32.000 That's on your end.

01:28:32.000 That's Ryan's incompetence once again, rearing its ugly head.

01:28:36.000 Okay.

01:28:37.000 Well, he's probably listening on his computer.

01:28:39.000 They're the ones that typically do it.

01:28:40.000 It's like for a radio frequency ablation, it's typically like they'll get like 3,000, between 3,000 and like 6,000 for the procedure.

01:28:50.000 But it's pretty routine.

01:28:51.000 Like they don't just like they'll do like two or three of those a day.

01:28:55.000 Two or three of those a day?

01:28:57.000 Yeah.

01:28:58.000 It goes.

01:28:59.000 It doesn't look routine.

01:29:00.000 It could be anywhere from four to six hours.

01:29:03.000 But it's long.

01:29:04.000 It lasts like the whole procedure.

01:29:06.000 I'm at anesthesia.

01:29:09.000 I sit in for most of these.

01:29:12.000 Yeah, it'll be like Maddie's, it sounds like it'll be right-sided, so it's probably like two and a half hours, three hours.

01:29:19.000 So you get $1,000 an hour.

01:29:21.000 Well, they say between three to six hours for the procedure.

01:29:25.000 I get $1,000 an hour.

01:29:28.000 That's with the pre-op and recover also.

01:29:35.000 I'll be in the hospital for a day and a half.

01:29:39.000 They go to school for a long time.

01:29:41.000 So it's like four years of medical school, and then there's another three years of internal medicine residency.

01:29:47.000 Then it's like another three years for cardiology.

01:29:51.000 And then it's two more years for the electrophysiology part.

01:29:55.000 So it's like, yeah, it's a while.

01:29:58.000 But they make probably like average EP doc probably makes about a million a year.

01:30:05.000 A million a year?

01:30:06.000 Now, you're an anesthesiologist.

01:30:07.000 You have to do 12 years too, don't you?

01:30:13.000 It's four years of medical school, four years of, and then four years of residency.

01:30:19.000 So eight.

01:30:21.000 Well, the residency is working in the high school.

01:30:23.000 What do you guys make a year?

01:30:24.000 You could do fellowship too, which is like another couple of years.

01:30:27.000 But yeah, basically.

01:30:29.000 What do you guys make a year?

01:30:33.000 Like $450, $500.

01:30:36.000 There you go.

01:30:37.000 That's interesting.

01:30:39.000 I think anesthesiology is...

01:30:40.000 Can't you just make a chart?

01:30:42.000 You just have a chart.

01:30:43.000 If they weigh 350 pounds, you give them X amount of sleepy juice.

01:30:48.000 If they weigh 100 pounds, you give them much less.

01:30:51.000 Sounds easy to do.

01:30:51.000 You're the ones who have your life in your hands.

01:30:53.000 I could learn it in a day.

01:30:54.000 Yeah.

01:30:56.000 That's like, people think that for whatever reason, though, we just inject the patient with medicine and they go to sleep for a certain amount of time.

01:31:03.000 But I like watching them throughout the surgery and make sure that they're alive.

01:31:06.000 Because the surgeon is doing whatever procedure, and then we are managing the physiology of the patient.

01:31:15.000 Let me ask you a question.

01:31:16.000 If they stop breathing or whatever, we have to take care of that.

01:31:20.000 Let me ask you a question, Derek.

01:31:22.000 Anesthesiologist.

01:31:24.000 I have chronic cases of Bradycardia, where my pulse rate goes down to about 40, 45, 46.

01:31:32.000 40, 45, 45.

01:31:35.000 I mean, it's kind of low.

01:31:36.000 It's like super easy.

01:31:38.000 It starts to worry when it gets to under 40 is when I start to get really nervous.

01:31:45.000 Yeah, I have Bradycardia quite often.

01:31:48.000 So what's your question?

01:31:50.000 I wanted to know, how do you adjust the medication for stuff like that?

01:31:54.000 Just give Matterall.

01:31:56.000 If it's intraoperative, I would give some medicine to make sure that your heart rate goes up.

01:32:02.000 Yeah, you give them an upper.

01:32:03.000 You give them a Coke.

01:32:05.000 Easiest job ever.

01:32:06.000 It actually doesn't matter as long as you can hold your pressure.

01:32:09.000 So if your blood pressure is just like 90 or something, what's normal for me right now is about mid-90s, mid-50s.

01:32:20.000 Mid-90s?

01:32:22.000 Wait, what is mid-90s, mid-50s?

01:32:24.000 My blood pressure.

01:32:25.000 Mid-90s over mid-50s.

01:32:28.000 Yeah, it's on the low end, but it's okay.

01:32:31.000 That's reasonable.

01:32:32.000 You sound like you're talking very fast in these responses.

01:32:37.000 Are you perchance getting high on your own supply?

01:32:43.000 What do you say?

01:32:44.000 I can't hear you.

01:32:45.000 You sound very sort of frenetic.

01:32:48.000 Are you a little high on your own supply?

01:32:50.000 Hello, hello.

01:32:51.000 Hello, hello?

01:32:52.000 Can you hear me?

01:32:53.000 Gavin just sounds like he's like, he just cuts out for whatever reason.

01:32:57.000 I can hear Maddie for people.

01:32:59.000 You're clipping a little bit.

01:33:01.000 Don't yell, because if I turn the...

01:33:02.000 What was the question?

01:33:04.000 You sound very hyper.

01:33:05.000 Are you getting high on your own supply?

01:33:08.000 Am I what?

01:33:10.000 All right, thanks for calling.

01:33:11.000 I've had enough of that.

01:33:13.000 Ryan, the technology's not going great tonight.

01:33:16.000 It's making that a little grumpy bear.

01:33:20.000 Like Prissy Bear.

01:33:24.000 I'm not happy right now.

01:33:26.000 He's getting an echo.

01:33:29.000 He can't fucking hear me.

01:33:31.000 How about this guy?

01:33:33.000 Hello, can you hear me?

01:33:38.000 Whoa.

01:33:40.000 That's new.

01:33:45.000 Hello?

01:33:48.000 This is embarrassing, Ryan.

01:33:50.000 Fix the fucking phone.

01:34:24.000 Well, I can't test this because I think the gents are taking a leak.

01:34:30.000 But let's try another caller and see what happens.

01:34:32.000 Unmute.

01:34:39.000 Is that another call doing that?

01:34:41.000 No.

01:34:41.000 Hello.

01:34:42.000 Hello.

01:34:46.000 Show's over.

01:34:48.000 Can you hear us?

01:34:50.000 Well, they can't hear me.

01:34:51.000 Wait.

01:34:52.000 Hello, can you hear me?

01:34:57.000 Hello, can you hear me?

01:35:01.000 So I didn't do a Skype restart.

01:35:02.000 Let me try that.

01:35:03.000 Yeah, let's give that a whirl!

01:35:05.000 Let's give that a fucking whirl!

01:35:16.000 But let's definitely, when we're at work and we have free time, let's definitely just listen to podcasts and dick around all fucking day and not test the system that we have,

01:35:33.000 that we've had trouble with since day motherfucking one.

01:35:38.000 Non-stop!

01:35:44.000 Hello?

01:35:48.000 Hello?

01:35:53.000 What the fuck?

01:35:56.000 Hello?

01:35:58.000 Hello?

01:36:01.000 Okay, hang up on that person.

01:36:03.000 Yeah, he's listening to the podcast.

01:36:05.000 Let's try someone else.

01:36:09.000 Hello.

01:36:11.000 You have to tell him hello.

01:36:12.000 Hello?

01:36:15.000 Hello?

01:36:16.000 Hi.

01:36:19.000 Please pause the show.

01:36:24.000 Don't listen to the show.

01:36:25.000 Listen to this.

01:36:31.000 Hello.

01:36:32.000 The fact that you're saying hello in a microphone that doesn't work is deeply disturbing.

01:36:36.000 I am coming out of the speaker, which is picked up on your microphone.

01:36:41.000 Hello, can you hear me, sir?

01:36:43.000 Can we stop listening to the motherfucking show, obviously?

01:36:46.000 Yes, hello.

01:36:52.000 Don't listen to the show.

01:36:53.000 Yeah, everybody, please.

01:36:55.000 I'm listening to you listen to the show.

01:36:57.000 That's a new one.

01:37:00.000 Check, check, check.

01:37:05.000 Okay, hang up on that person now.

01:37:07.000 Let's keep going through the callers.

01:37:09.000 We got 20 minutes left of this fucking ridiculous shit show that is ruined by digital incompetence.

01:37:18.000 How is it that we don't have three mics?

01:37:22.000 Why is that so complicated?

01:37:25.000 Justin.

01:37:27.000 Justin, are you there?

01:37:28.000 Can you hear me?

01:37:29.000 Yes, I can.

01:37:31.000 Oh, geez.

01:37:32.000 Okay, awesome.

01:37:33.000 Hey, Gav.

01:37:33.000 Hey, Rye.

01:37:34.000 Hey, man.

01:37:35.000 Hey, everybody.

01:37:36.000 Gav, just wanted to ask you if you got to hear Stern this week and if what your thoughts were about the nude that he made yesterday.

01:37:44.000 The nude?

01:37:47.000 Well, when he told everybody to all the vaccinated people to like fuck off and die.

01:37:50.000 And then did you hear what Alex Jones had to say to him today on his show?

01:37:55.000 I didn't hear Alex Jones' reaction, but Howard Stern said, fuck you, anti-vaxxers.

01:38:00.000 He found three radio hosts who died of COVID, right?

01:38:03.000 And he rejoiced in their deaths.

01:38:06.000 He said, thank God they're dead.

01:38:07.000 Fuck them.

01:38:08.000 I hope they die.

01:38:10.000 They're going to kill me.

01:38:13.000 So that's why anti-vaxxers need to die.

01:38:16.000 Howard Stern is such an agoraphobe that he stays, and this is true for decades.

01:38:23.000 He stays in his apartment or his home on Long Island.

01:38:26.000 When he takes his limo into Sirius, they had to build him a motherfucking car elevator.

01:38:33.000 I mean, it must have been $20 million that goes up, up to his office.

01:38:37.000 Then he goes in his office.

01:38:38.000 No one can look at him.

01:38:39.000 No one can touch him.

01:38:41.000 He sleeps in his office.

01:38:42.000 You can't knock on his door.

01:38:43.000 So this guy could be living in I Am Legend.

01:38:47.000 He could be living in fucking Will Smith's shitty movie with Zombies, and he'd be totally fine.

01:38:53.000 There's no way you could infect this fucking guy.

01:38:56.000 But he's pretending that he's out shaking hands, hanging out with us, and he doesn't want to get infected.

01:39:02.000 No, he's a fuck, he hates America.

01:39:06.000 He hates everything around him.

01:39:08.000 He's somehow still locked in his bullshit high school where the black kids made fun of him and literally kicked him in the balls, kicked him in the ass.

01:39:16.000 And he wants to punish the rest of us for his shitty beta male life with his pathetic, retarded trophy wife who collects kittens because she can never have babies.

01:39:27.000 And he's sitting there rejoicing at the death of others.

01:39:30.000 You know what he's rejoicing about?

01:39:32.000 He's rejoicing at the fact that we all have to suffer his shitty life.

01:39:37.000 That we all have to be agoraphobes like him.

01:39:40.000 He's a fucking poser.

01:39:42.000 And you'll notice when the vaccine came out, people go, why don't you get the vaccine?

01:39:46.000 And he goes oh, I never meet anyone.

01:39:49.000 I think I'd be wasting it if I took it.

01:39:52.000 Everyone else should take it.

01:39:53.000 I have my dose.

01:39:54.000 I'm in my little bubble.

01:39:55.000 And then he realized that's contradicting himself.

01:39:57.000 So he says he got it.

01:39:58.000 I don't know if he got it.

01:40:00.000 But the guy is one of the worst hypocrites in history.

01:40:02.000 He's a fucking loser.

01:40:03.000 And his show is just, it's a PR firm.

01:40:06.000 All he does is kiss the ass of celebrities.

01:40:08.000 There's nothing interesting about him.

01:40:11.000 The show sucks.

01:40:12.000 He's boring.

01:40:12.000 But did you hear what he did to Ronnie and Limmer driver?

01:40:15.000 Dude, the guy drives him around for 30 years every day.

01:40:19.000 Ronnie even came back from Las Vegas, and he can't even meet up with him because he's too busy with Jimmy Kimmel.

01:40:25.000 What a fucking loser.

01:40:27.000 Fuck him.

01:40:28.000 I remember him saying that.

01:40:29.000 He goes, what am I going to do?

01:40:30.000 Meet up with you?

01:40:31.000 Like, what are we going to talk about?

01:40:32.000 And okay, so you don't like to talk people.

01:40:34.000 I understand.

01:40:35.000 But then a celebrity wants to meet him.

01:40:38.000 And yeah, let's do it.

01:40:39.000 Let's go on vacation.

01:40:40.000 You're going to have to be afraid of it for 30 fucking years.

01:40:42.000 You don't have anything to say to him?

01:40:44.000 That's fine if you don't meet anyone else.

01:40:46.000 But the fact that he meets celebrities and not Ronnie the Limitriver, who, by the way, is the backbone of that show in many ways.

01:40:53.000 This is the thing about talk radio that drives me nuts.

01:40:56.000 They make money off of blue-collar people by pretending they're blue-collar.

01:41:00.000 They realize they all love Ronnie because they identify with him.

01:41:02.000 And so they go, they put Ronnie in the forefront.

01:41:05.000 And he's the face of Howard Stern in many ways.

01:41:08.000 He's always on, giving his sex tips, all that stuff.

01:41:11.000 And he loves NASCAR.

01:41:12.000 Howard Stern doesn't even know what a NASCAR is.

01:41:15.000 So it's all Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.

01:41:20.000 And then Ronnie inconveniences him.

01:41:23.000 Or sorry, Howard Stern has to pay it back and say, hi.

01:41:27.000 No, thanks.

01:41:28.000 Not interested.

01:41:29.000 It's exactly the same as Opie and Anthony.

01:41:31.000 Opie is Howard Stern.

01:41:33.000 Anthony was Ronnie.

01:41:34.000 Anthony made that show.

01:41:36.000 He's the tin knocker.

01:41:38.000 He got the blue-collar guys interested.

01:41:40.000 They could identify with him.

01:41:41.000 They got his jokes and everything.

01:41:43.000 They didn't care that Howard Stern, the politically correct Jew, was running the show.

01:41:48.000 They could just identify with Ronnie and his friendship with Howard because blue-collar people are not intrinsically anti-Semitic or classist.

01:41:55.000 They just enjoy it.

01:41:57.000 But then he throws Ronnie under the bus the exact same way Opie threw Anthony under the bus.

01:42:02.000 So you're squeezing the blue collars, getting your money's worth, and then as soon as they're not convenient to you anymore, you throw them away like trash.

01:42:10.000 Which I will be doing to Maddie when he dies.

01:42:14.000 In two weeks.

01:42:15.000 In two weeks.

01:42:16.000 Look up what Alex Jones said about Howard today.

01:42:18.000 He went off on him.

01:42:20.000 Completely went off on him.

01:42:21.000 Just definitely check it out.

01:42:23.000 But I figured you'd be really pissed off about that guy.

01:42:25.000 It was just crazy, man.

01:42:26.000 Like, oh, I can't believe what a deuce he's turned into.

01:42:29.000 Years of my life, wasted listening.

01:42:30.000 Listen, what's the name for you?

01:42:32.000 She's a government.

01:42:33.000 Thanks for calling.

01:42:33.000 Who was it?

01:42:34.000 Joy, you under the bus now.

01:42:35.000 What's the one from the fucking view at fucking?

01:42:38.000 Joy Behar?

01:42:39.000 Yeah.

01:42:39.000 She said that she feels that the unvaccinated aren't entitled to health care because they listen to the lies on Fox News.

01:42:49.000 Yeah, that's a common thing these days.

01:42:52.000 It's fucking socialists.

01:42:54.000 Socialists and communists are totally cool with genocide.

01:42:57.000 And that's why they accuse us of genocide.

01:42:59.000 Like we just saw on that stupid pyramid.

01:43:01.000 And they say, we don't want trans people to exist.

01:43:04.000 The reason they talk about us wanting to kill everyone is because they want to kill everyone.

01:43:08.000 And to get back to what that guy was saying about Alex Jones, I'll never forget this.

01:43:12.000 This was the end of Howard Stern for me.

01:43:14.000 He was talking, he said, Howard Stern said, and I got banned off of Twitter right after pointing this out, by the way.

01:43:22.000 He said, look, free speech is one thing, but there's consequences for what you say.

01:43:27.000 And he was saying he's okay with Alex Jones getting banned because of some bullshit Sandy Hook take on Alex Jones's Sandy Hook take.

01:43:35.000 That's his opinion.

01:43:38.000 So this guy, Howard Stern, who built his whole career fighting for free speech, getting quarter million dollar fines from the FCC, hears about Alex Jones going through the same shit and he's like, well, speech has consequences, bitch.

01:43:52.000 Fuck that guy.

01:43:53.000 Fuck that fucking big-nosed scarecrow fucking pussy beta male motherfucker.

01:44:01.000 The radio guys are the best.

01:44:02.000 Like four of them died.

01:44:04.000 Four of them were like ranting on the air.

01:44:06.000 They will not get vaccinated.

01:44:09.000 They were on fire, these guys.

01:44:11.000 It was like day after day.

01:44:13.000 They were all dying.

01:44:14.000 And then their dying words are: I wish I had been more into the vaccine.

01:44:18.000 I wish I had taken it.

01:44:19.000 It says who.

01:44:20.000 You know, I have all of their dying words for that.

01:44:24.000 Lots of people die of COVID.

01:44:26.000 Lots of unhealthy people die of COVID.

01:44:28.000 Some of them are anti-vax.

01:44:30.000 Some of them are pro-vax.

01:44:31.000 Stupid.

01:44:32.000 You fucking dick.

01:44:34.000 Fuck Stern.

01:44:35.000 Where do I have that clip of that Mark Brennan?

01:44:37.000 All right, that's enough.

01:44:38.000 I hate his voice.

01:44:40.000 I've been listening to The Peak a lot.

01:44:43.000 107.1.

01:44:45.000 I just got a notification on my birthday for them.

01:44:48.000 It's good.

01:44:49.000 They're presenting Billy Idol at the Capitol Theater.

01:44:52.000 What?

01:44:53.000 Yeah.

01:44:54.000 Oh, that's great news.

01:44:55.000 Billy Idol.

01:44:57.000 He does a lot of Generation X songs.

01:44:58.000 Yeah, 107.1, The Peak, presents Billy Idol.

01:45:02.000 Coming up.

01:45:03.000 Sold.

01:45:04.000 Let's dress up like him.

01:45:06.000 In a rebel, yeah.

01:45:07.000 We'll spike our hair.

01:45:09.000 Yeah.

01:45:10.000 Die bleach blonde.

01:45:11.000 That man changed my life.

01:45:14.000 When White Wedding came out, the best.

01:45:16.000 I was never the same.

01:45:18.000 My mom was driving back from groceries.

01:45:20.000 I must have been like 12.

01:45:21.000 And she goes, yo, right, son.

01:45:23.000 And I was like, stop, stop.

01:45:25.000 Leave the radio on.

01:45:26.000 Yeah.

01:45:26.000 I've never heard anything like this before.

01:45:28.000 Then I discovered Generation X, then I discovered punk.

01:45:31.000 I watched him play Tommy with The Who.

01:45:33.000 I saw him at Maddie.

01:45:34.000 Oh, you saw that live?

01:45:35.000 Yeah, I saw it live.

01:45:36.000 Fuck you.

01:45:37.000 Yeah.

01:45:38.000 That's when he still had a little cane, actually, from his bike accident.

01:45:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:45:43.000 Yeah, but I watched The Who with him as Tommy, yeah.

01:45:46.000 Crack really fucked him.

01:45:48.000 Oh.

01:45:49.000 Crack in the 80s was a fucking devastating drug.

01:45:52.000 That's what Whiplash Smile is made on crack, and it's fucking terrible.

01:45:59.000 Vital Idol was great.

01:46:02.000 I loved all his stuff.

01:46:04.000 Oh, yeah.

01:46:05.000 And Generation X are my favorite band.

01:46:09.000 Fucking great.

01:46:10.000 Thank you, Steve.

01:46:11.000 You know what I love about Billy Idol?

01:46:13.000 Generation X were a huge hit.

01:46:16.000 And he goes, I don't want this to be my whole life.

01:46:18.000 I don't want to be the guy, the Generation X guy.

01:46:21.000 And I notice punk is dying.

01:46:23.000 It's like 1981, whatever.

01:46:25.000 I have some money, not a ton.

01:46:28.000 I'm going to move to New York.

01:46:30.000 I'm going to still do sort of punky stuff, but I'm going to take into account that we're going into a disco dance, not disco, but a dance age.

01:46:38.000 So I'm going to make dance punk.

01:46:39.000 I'm going to start my own music, dance punk.

01:46:43.000 So then he makes fucking Rebel Yell that has a dance beat to it, an EDM electronic beat, but he still keeps screaming and yelling.

01:46:51.000 Everyone goes, that's great.

01:46:52.000 I like that better than Generation X. He had a second life.

01:46:57.000 That's balls.

01:46:59.000 Imagine you're fucking 21, you got a good thing going on, but it seems to be fading.

01:47:03.000 So you move to London from New York, and you start a new kind of music.

01:47:08.000 Hey, yo.

01:47:09.000 I'm impressed.

01:47:11.000 It's from the random suburbs, Bromley.

01:47:15.000 We got Kate on the line.

01:47:16.000 Kate?

01:47:18.000 Hey, Kate.

01:47:22.000 What's up, Kate?

01:47:26.000 Uh-oh, Daddy's going to start getting into his mad spiral again.

01:47:29.000 He just got out of it.

01:47:30.000 Kate, you there?

01:47:31.000 All right.

01:47:32.000 Rulietto got me unmad.

01:47:33.000 Now I'm getting remad.

01:47:35.000 We will have to drop you guys.

01:47:38.000 All right.

01:47:39.000 720.

01:47:41.000 Hello, hello, hello.

01:47:43.000 Can you hear us?

01:47:45.000 Are you talking to Owen?

01:47:47.000 Who cares?

01:47:47.000 I can hear you talking, Owen.

01:47:50.000 Okay, good.

01:47:51.000 Hey, you know that fucking precious thing?

01:47:55.000 Yeah.

01:47:56.000 Precious child?

01:48:00.000 Your fucking microphone sucks so much shit.

01:48:02.000 So if you listen to the song by Slay Bells, it's called like Anne Saint, totally ripped it off.

01:48:09.000 I think even sole some of the fucking lyrics, and that's about it.

01:48:12.000 It's just like so clearly stolen.

01:48:15.000 What do you hear when I talk?

01:48:19.000 You sound like you're in a stadium, halfway across the stadium, an empty stadium.

01:48:24.000 Like you can't hear you for shit.

01:48:26.000 Can you hear me?

01:48:28.000 Oh, yeah.

01:48:29.000 This is Maddie.

01:48:30.000 Hey, Maddie, what's up, boys?

01:48:32.000 What's going on?

01:48:33.000 And can you hear Ryan?

01:48:36.000 When Ryan talks, yeah, I can hear him.

01:48:39.000 Horrible.

01:48:40.000 It's brutal.

01:48:41.000 Fucking brutal.

01:48:42.000 Is this better now?

01:48:43.000 Can you hear me more now?

01:48:46.000 No.

01:48:47.000 And I called him like two years ago.

01:48:49.000 It was the same shit.

01:48:50.000 You think the technology was beyond 1988 or something?

01:48:53.000 Well, Ryan likes his podcasts at work.

01:48:55.000 He's not big on fixing problems.

01:48:59.000 Are you being able to?

01:49:00.000 Yeah, Kenny.

01:49:01.000 Yeah, look up.

01:49:02.000 If you listen to those two songs back to back, you can totally hear that Precious rip that shit off.

01:49:07.000 What's the name of the song again?

01:49:10.000 Slay Bells.

01:49:11.000 Slay Bells.

01:49:11.000 The Babe.

01:49:13.000 The Babe.

01:49:13.000 All right, thanks for calling, dude.

01:49:15.000 Not that we need to be told, not that we need to learn that Precious Child is a fucking mentally ill, gay fraud piece of shit who didn't do original music.

01:49:29.000 I don't even think he would deny that.

01:49:33.000 So, Ryan, this isn't working, my friend.

01:49:36.000 True.

01:49:40.000 Let's try another call.

01:49:44.000 Okay, Jordan.

01:49:48.000 Jordan, can you hear me?

01:49:49.000 Hello?

01:49:50.000 Hello, Jordan.

01:49:51.000 What's cooking, Gab?

01:49:52.000 Hey, man.

01:49:52.000 Gab.

01:49:53.000 Zaddy, what's going on?

01:49:55.000 Can you hear me okay?

01:49:57.000 How's the hangout?

01:49:58.000 Just calling in.

01:50:00.000 I got a buddy of mine.

01:50:01.000 He likes Zaddy.

01:50:03.000 But he's been on the internet a little too much lately.

01:50:06.000 He's getting into this Gematria bullshit, tagging Judaist shit together and it kind of just going psychosis.

01:50:16.000 I have no idea what you're talking about.

01:50:17.000 Jimiraquai?

01:50:19.000 What?

01:50:20.000 Judaism?

01:50:22.000 This kid is just kind of diving into Jematria.

01:50:25.000 I'm not sure if you're familiar with it.

01:50:27.000 Oh, yeah, that crazy numbers shit where you add up like the letters and it's 1511.

01:50:34.000 And then, like, Trevor Moore, from Whitest Kids You Know, if you add the numbers of his name, you'll see that it's 1511.

01:50:44.000 He had been alive for 1,511 days, so he was probably a sacrifice for Jeff Bezos.

01:50:51.000 Yeah, dude, that is the crazy.

01:50:53.000 That's literally the craziest shit there is.

01:50:56.000 Crazier than astrology or anything else.

01:50:59.000 Numerology on it.

01:51:02.000 And that is that.

01:51:03.000 Like, we got a lot of people cooped up right now.

01:51:05.000 A lot of people were on the edge, as it was.

01:51:08.000 And my buddy, he just isolated himself.

01:51:12.000 All he's now is confined to his computer getting this bullshit kind of information.

01:51:18.000 And he thinks it's legit.

01:51:19.000 Tell him to get out and do something.

01:51:21.000 I would just smile at him and go, yeah, those are great points.

01:51:24.000 People I don't really like affiliate myself with, but we're like, you know, here and there making some bucks off them.

01:51:31.000 But it's just a negative energy suck when you hang out.

01:51:35.000 When you see him, say two plus two equals five.

01:51:38.000 Good luck with that.

01:51:39.000 Yeah.

01:51:40.000 I would just smile and walk away.

01:51:43.000 You're not going to debunk that myth.

01:51:45.000 No, not to him.

01:51:47.000 If he's isolating himself.

01:51:49.000 I'll tell you what.

01:51:50.000 I did read an article, speaking of September 11th, not long after September 11th, maybe a couple weeks, and it was in the New York Times Mag.

01:52:00.000 The New York Times Mag 20 years ago, believe it or not, was really good.

01:52:05.000 And they had a great editor.

01:52:08.000 And he...

01:52:09.000 What's happening?

01:52:10.000 He's listening to the show.

01:52:13.000 Can you turn down your show, please, sir?

01:52:15.000 And he broke down all of this numerology.

01:52:19.000 And he's like, yes, 9-11-911 adds up to 12.

01:52:23.000 And he broke it all down.

01:52:24.000 And then he just broke down a bunch of other dumb shit that doesn't add up with numerology because it's called selective memory.

01:52:35.000 You notice these things add up, and you ignore all these other million things like M-A-T-T-Y-O-D-E-L-L adds up to this shit.

01:52:44.000 That's...

01:52:46.000 It's fucking embarrassing.

01:52:47.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.

01:52:50.000 Let's see if this next caller can get good audio.

01:52:54.000 I love her.

01:52:58.000 Hello.

01:52:59.000 Oh, whoa.

01:53:05.000 Whatever happened at Slay Bells?

01:53:08.000 It was Lay Bell.

01:53:27.000 Whoa.

01:53:29.000 Well, is it a cover?

01:53:30.000 It's not credited as a cover.

01:53:32.000 This is called Tear Up.

01:53:34.000 And the other one's called And Saints.

01:53:37.000 Okay.

01:53:39.000 That's a goof.

01:53:42.000 Not good.

01:53:45.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

01:53:47.000 This complaint is correct.

01:53:49.000 All right, let's do another one.

01:53:51.000 Hello.

01:53:52.000 Oh, I didn't click it yet.

01:53:58.000 Oops.

01:53:59.000 Your mom hung up on me.

01:54:02.000 I don't believe that's true.

01:54:03.000 Yo.

01:54:04.000 Yo, hey, what's up?

01:54:06.000 I like your new sunglasses.

01:54:08.000 I love your new sunglasses.

01:54:09.000 Let me just ask you something, sir.

01:54:11.000 I'm going to tap some microphones.

01:54:13.000 You tell me if you hear anything.

01:54:14.000 Ready?

01:54:14.000 Tap one.

01:54:18.000 Yeah, I hear a tap, but you still sound like you're fucking miles away.

01:54:21.000 And here's another tap.

01:54:26.000 No.

01:54:27.000 Okay, so this...

01:54:28.000 Wait, is that plugged in correctly?

01:54:31.000 Because if you, sometimes that gold part gets unscrewed, and it doesn't allow it to plug in all the way.

01:54:36.000 Are the blue lights on?

01:54:39.000 Yeah, the gold part is screwed in all the way.

01:54:41.000 Honestly, Maddie's the only one that sounds good.

01:54:43.000 Gavin sounds like he's miles away, and Brian sounds like he's fucking in a gym singing karaoke.

01:54:48.000 That microphone stinks.

01:54:50.000 All righty.

01:54:51.000 We could switch up the sets.

01:54:52.000 I'll do that while you talk, sir.

01:54:53.000 Go ahead.

01:54:54.000 Switch up the sets?

01:54:55.000 Yeah, I sent Ryan an email.

01:54:58.000 I got an uncle that works at Air Canada.

01:55:01.000 He just got this mandatory vaccine fucking FAQ thing.

01:55:08.000 And he's pretty close to retirement.

01:55:10.000 And they're basically saying, if you don't get vaxxed at Air Canada, you're done.

01:55:14.000 You're turfed.

01:55:15.000 And will that affect his pension?

01:55:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:55:20.000 If he gets early retirement, if he doesn't get vaxxed and he has to quit or get fired or whatever the fuck, he's going to lose out on like a G a month.

01:55:29.000 That's fucking amazing.

01:55:32.000 Hold on.

01:55:33.000 I'm going to tap another round.

01:55:34.000 I'm going to pull it up.

01:55:35.000 It's like in the second page of it.

01:55:37.000 It's like three pages.

01:55:38.000 In the second page, it mentions something about like, even if the Liberal Party doesn't get voted back in, we're still implementing this fucking new rules or whatever the fuck.

01:55:50.000 It's fucking mental.

01:55:52.000 Canada's fucked, bro.

01:55:53.000 Canada's fucked.

01:55:54.000 This is socialism.

01:55:56.000 It doesn't seem like a big difference from socialism and capitalism with Canada and America or Australia and America.

01:56:03.000 And then the state starts influencing, it starts abusing its power.

01:56:09.000 And you realize, oh, this is when we see socialism's ugly head.

01:56:12.000 Yeah.

01:56:14.000 You should see how fucked up, like, how separated everyone is.

01:56:17.000 Like, I'm in Toronto, and fucking, there's a coffee shop across the street.

01:56:23.000 I walked across the street with my Trump shirt on, and there's this family just like that.

01:56:28.000 They fucking, a combined weight of like 200 pounds, these three people.

01:56:32.000 They're fucking losers.

01:56:33.000 But I had a Trump shirt on.

01:56:34.000 They had masks on outside.

01:56:36.000 They looked at me like I was a fucking, like a dragon.

01:56:39.000 And they literally turned their bodies to the building and stared at it until I walked by with my dog.

01:56:46.000 I would have coughed.

01:56:47.000 I would have coughed as I went by.

01:56:50.000 Can't your uncle and other people in that same situation do a class action lawsuit or something?

01:56:55.000 Like, you talked to Ezra Levant.

01:56:58.000 I was talking to your brother.

01:56:59.000 He sent me a link for Rebel and shit like that.

01:57:02.000 And they're like fight vaccine passports or some shit like that.

01:57:06.000 But that just like, I don't know.

01:57:09.000 It's like fight defines.

01:57:10.000 I don't know.

01:57:11.000 Like, will it work?

01:57:12.000 I mean, what's the end, anyways?

01:57:13.000 I mean, they're probably just going to fuck him over regardless.

01:57:16.000 I mean, so he's going to have to win by suing them, I guess?

01:57:20.000 Yes.

01:57:20.000 Lawfare.

01:57:21.000 He's got to fight.

01:57:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:57:24.000 No, I told him because I was talking to him today, and he's like, yeah, well, I don't know.

01:57:28.000 I'm not going to get the back.

01:57:29.000 I'm like, so you have to fucking do something.

01:57:32.000 Yeah, you can't lie down and get trampled.

01:57:36.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.

01:57:37.000 We got to wrap it up.

01:57:40.000 Tomorrow morning, or sorry, tomorrow night is the September 11th show.

01:57:46.000 Maddie, you're going to, are you doing next week?

01:57:48.000 Yeah.

01:57:49.000 Okay.

01:57:50.000 So it's the week after you'll have to.

01:57:51.000 The 22nd is a Wednesday, so the live show would be the 23rd.

01:57:57.000 I'll Skype you from the hospital.

01:58:00.000 Wait a minute.

01:58:01.000 Today is...

01:58:03.000 Right, so we get...

01:58:04.000 You're sitting on that booth, on that bench in a week.

01:58:07.000 Yes.

01:58:08.000 Okay.

01:58:08.000 Absolutely.

01:58:09.000 We still got another week in this guy before he croaks.

01:58:11.000 Oh, yeah.

01:58:12.000 I was surprised how little that money is.

01:58:15.000 $1,000 an hour?

01:58:17.000 12 years of medical school?

01:58:21.000 Get a trade, guys.

01:58:22.000 Not sure about that.

01:58:23.000 Become a welder.

01:58:25.000 Become a plumber.

01:58:26.000 They pay about a quarter of a million dollars just for malpractice insurance a year.

01:58:31.000 Yeah.

01:58:32.000 Sounds like it's better to have a trade.

01:58:34.000 At any rate, thanks for tuning in.

01:58:37.000 We'll see you tomorrow.

01:58:38.000 Get fired.

01:58:39.000 Get in trouble.

01:58:39.000 Be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:58:48.000 We all done the best in town.

01:58:50.000 So you gotta get lit to the champions town.

01:58:52.000 One, two, three, chicken fake ID.

01:58:54.000 You can't even drink with me.

01:58:56.000 You can't hang, you got no plans.

01:58:58.000 So you gotta make room now for the next man.

01:59:00.000 Three, chicks, man, girls, wanna drink wine.

01:59:02.000 Tell the man not to waste your time.

01:59:03.000 If the man broke, the man can get dropped.

01:59:05.000 So you gotta get loose with the honey in the coke.

01:59:08.000 Three, two, one, girls, wanna have fun.

01:59:10.000 If the man don't dance, he's gone.

01:59:11.000 Tell me, move on, get the man gone.

01:59:14.000 Now can I get a cook with my rum?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 10, 2021

GOML LIVE #114 - MATTY IS DYING

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