Kevin and Ryan talk about their trip to New York City, the moon, and Billy Bologna. Also, Kevin talks about a new look for the show and Ryan talks about working class LARPing. Live from New York!
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00:04:34.000We had a barmaid like that for a while, Liz, and I would say dumb shit like that, and she'd go, you let on that you don't know anything about astrology, but you know some shit.
00:15:16.000Siskin destroyed her own marriage with infidelity, cheated on her husband with a woman while she was nine months pregnant, I believe.
00:15:24.000And so when Proud Boys represent family and put a ring on it and make babies, if you have fucked one of those up, then it makes you feel bad.
00:15:35.000So if you discredit the club, well, then now I don't feel so bad.
00:15:40.000If the critics say your album sucks and you discover, you work on pointing out that this critic is a pedophile, well now who cares that they hate your album?
00:16:17.000The above photo has been circulating on social media since an August 5th protest held in Briarcliffe Manor for NY, a New York State GOP fundraiser attended by former President Trump, including members of the Proud Boys.
00:16:27.000Also intended, were Progressive Democrats.
00:16:30.000So this is back when Trump was playing golf in Westchester.
00:16:37.000And because Amy lives nearby, she was outraged and her and her friends protested it.
00:16:42.000And then there was a place higher up in Briarcliffe Manor, I believe, where he also played golf, which tends to be a little more MAGA.
00:20:43.000The pants all feel, it's weird too, because, you know, often when you wear a suit, you come home and you want to change right out of your suit, right?
00:20:50.000You got to put on those stupid fucking basketball shorts that look like you're wearing a kilt with your little shirt on.
00:20:57.000God, I hate the way the American man dresses when he gets home with his fucking Crocs on.
00:21:03.000Blacks are just as bad as American whites.
00:21:07.000I saw a black teenager today wearing shoes that laced up and were tied tight.
00:29:53.000And Australia is a place you want to hear about these days because they've gone from the biggest cucks in the Western world to the forefront of the revolution.
00:30:03.000I just saw footage of a guy getting jumped by the cops and tackled because he had an orange shirt on because there's so many construction workers fighting back against the cops that they're now doing like they see it as a gang.
00:30:15.000So if they see reflective shirts, they tackle you.
00:32:25.000The Who had just had a complete flop of a single come out.
00:32:29.000And the only reason people were going to see them, besides that they were opening for the doors, was that they were known to smash their equipment, and that hadn't been done.
00:34:24.000Scientists make miniature flying microchips for surveillance.
00:34:28.000Hi, Gavin, an Asian faglord, scientists at Northwestern University, have made a tiny flying microchip that they say is for contamination monitoring, popular surveillance, or disease tracking.
00:34:41.000That makes this baby monster beyond angry.
00:34:46.000The microchip with wings is the smallest flying structure humans have ever built.
00:35:53.000Capabilities would allow us to display two electronic circuit chips with the idea that those capabilities would allow us to distribute highly functional with miniaturized electronic devices that could sense the environment for disease tracking, population surveillance, maybe monitoring of environmental concerns.
00:36:10.000Sounds like they just drop them and so on.
00:36:17.000So the objects that we've created consist of two parts.
00:36:20.000One is an electronic functional component that has an overall size scale in the range of one millimeter.
00:36:30.000But we've integrated with that electronic chip wing structures that form almost what looks like a helicopter.
00:36:38.000And so as these structures fall through the air, interaction between the air and those wings cause a rotational motion that creates a very stable, slow falling velocity that allows these structures to interact for extended periods with ambient wind that really enhances the dispersal process,
00:36:58.000much like seeds do in the biological world.
00:37:02.000We think we've beaten biology in a sense.
00:39:02.000And this goes back to, on a slightly serious note, this shit with everyone mad at restaurants in New York City who are enforcing the vaccine passports.
00:39:13.000Now, at my local pub, the guy never bothers, the one that I go to in the city, he goes, it's none of my fucking business, he's Irish, none of my fucking business.
00:40:04.000Where he's like, fuck you, man, you got to stand up for it.
00:40:06.000And I was just like, just tell me what business you started from scratch and how that's working out and the sacrifices you made during the pandemic.
00:40:18.000Do you have you playing your shitty music yet?
00:43:38.000But she's got some other druggie friend who, like, forgot her keys and had to kick the door in to get there.
00:43:46.000And she's sleeping on her couch right now.
00:43:50.000That's my theory, and I'm sticking to it.
00:43:52.000But yeah, let's hear Rose on Tucker really quick, not be quick.
00:43:58.000And of course, you know, at that time, like, Fy had come out and said in the press, like, please, like, nothing would happen.
00:44:05.000Obviously, it wasn't a time societally.
00:44:08.000Certainly is not the time there, not that it ever was.
00:44:11.000And so my old assistant, like three years ago, she's like, she's a lesbian, and the woman that came in, that presented as working for the LAPD in a black suit, like kind of a short-haired lesbian woman,
00:44:28.000she goes, you're an actress, you've done the nude scene, you're done.
00:44:46.000And you had to sign a non-disclosure agreement, which means you cannot talk to your therapist, your boyfriend, your mom, anybody in your life for the rest of your life.
00:44:57.000You cannot tell them this monstrous thing happened to you.
00:45:22.000It's kind of a Johnny Rotten thing, too, where he's like, I don't always do what I'm told, but sometimes I tell people what to do, and then he goes and stops like he'll be talking to the person, but then he'll look over at the camera,
00:47:23.000Six, if you didn't realize that there will only be more social unrest going forward due to these mandates, you have an IQ of 48, which I think, I'm not sure you can feed yourself with an IQ of 48 and are what some doctors would call mentally retarded.
00:47:58.000I'm obviously against the vaccine passports.
00:48:01.000I'm obviously against this tyranny, all that stuff.
00:48:05.000All I'm saying is we cannot be shitting on these local businesses who are going bankrupt under this bullshit for not fighting back hard enough.
00:48:17.000They're in the worst that, like, they were just shut down entirely for so long that they're probably just, they'll do anything to stay open.
00:49:56.000Yes, I'm not literally going to kill this child.
00:50:01.000Gavin, on Chrissy's show, you mentioned that we will never have a genuine national divorce and split into two countries because the Civil War was so brutal.
00:50:08.000I don't think the circumstances are comparable, he says.
00:50:10.000The Civil War happened because the North wanted to maintain the Union and the South wanted to secede.
00:50:15.000However, today I see people, I see possible alignment on the concept of a national divorce.
00:50:35.000Although, as Tucker pointed out recently, I believe on Patrick Coffin's show, which is a good get, Patrick, they are injecting Afghan refugees and Haitian refugees and I'm sure future Mexican refugees into purple states in order to flip them blue.
00:50:59.00020 million immigrants pouring in this country.
00:51:04.000Right now, I think we have 30 million illegal Mexicans.
00:51:07.000They're getting that number up, and that will mean that they can dominate all the swing states by injecting them with illegals and various immigrants.
00:53:53.000But isn't there some culpability there?
00:53:56.000Like, couldn't the angle be blacks ruined Atlanta?
00:53:58.000And now no one wants anything to do with it?
00:54:01.000AIU did a great video, now that I'm a censored.tv buff, about turning bleepanese.
00:54:07.000And it's all these people in black people in Japan saying they hate America because America's racist and they're so glad to get out of there where they can be safe and everyone's nice there and treats them right.
00:54:22.000And you're like, yeah, because you're a novelty.
00:54:26.000The less blacks in a neighborhood, the more they're cherished.
00:54:30.000Bad news, Japanese people are chronically dishonest to your face and they will pretend that you're the greatest thing that ever walked the earth and then when they're at home, they're like, fuck that guy.
00:54:42.000Don't date their daughters if you really think you're being accepted.
00:54:45.000Japanese people, if you are, if your parents are Korean or your grandparents are Korean and you're born there and your name's Uri Zukomoto, you still will not be considered Japanese because you're not genetically Japanese.
00:57:05.000Anyway, a while back, a baby monster called in and said that he was friends with Nuka Zeus.
00:57:09.000He also mentioned that he was friends with Jaron Benton.
00:57:13.000You probably don't care because you're not into rap, but Jaron Benton was a very prominent underground rapper before all the woke BS started up.
00:57:22.000He still makes music, but it's kind of boring and race-focused now.
00:57:25.000Nuka Zeus and Jaron Benton would be a really cool interview for the show.
01:02:04.000If you're seriously sitting there insulting someone's child, and it has, you know, your daughter's a failure, blah, blah, blah, and she's fat or whatever, that's fighting words.
01:02:16.000But when it's like, because I used to always say to Ryan, dude, I swear to God, if the Skype calls fuck up tonight, I'm going to not touch you.
01:02:23.000I'm going to slowly kill everyone you love until you commit suicide.
01:02:30.000And here's the joke is, when you say something so calmly and you're going through what you will do, the worst that thing is, because it's not in, there's no risk of it actually happening, is funnier.
01:03:28.000He's scared of me now because of my rep, but yeah, he's a funny guy.
01:03:33.000Yeah, but that was the first time I've seen a comic not be a pussy, like just sitting next to you and be like, oh, am I going to get in trouble with it?
01:05:43.000And that fucking woman, no one knows her name, including me, was beaten so severely that she now does seminars for neurologists on how a brain can rebuild itself when it's been smashed to smithereens.
01:06:02.000No one talks about her, but everyone talks about those poor boys.
01:06:07.000They were on their way to their violin lessons.
01:06:11.000Much the chagrin of the media and their wettest, wildest fantasies, this never happens.
01:06:15.000They don't like the optics of black men committing crime, no matter how heinous.
01:06:18.000So the regular black-on-black kidnappings have no shot at reaching the headlines.
01:06:24.000How do I know this happens regularly without any headlines?
01:06:27.000The eyeball test on Amber Alerts hitting my phone show about a 100 to 1 ratio of missing black kids to missing white kids.
01:06:34.000It's tragic on so many different levels, but I'll leave it for you to elaborate on.
01:06:40.000I talked about how fucking awesome it would be if Joy Reed was a tenth of what she purports to be.
01:06:48.000There's a huge hole in the media right now for real black reporting.
01:06:55.000And if I did it, it would become, you know, the racist tower.
01:06:58.000But if Joy Reed genuinely covered missing black girls, genuinely covered mass gang shootings, genuinely covered the race wars of South Central where Mexicans are murdering blacks.
01:07:51.000I don't know if it's still around, but you'd buy it at the subway stations in New York.
01:07:55.000Finally, every dimension of the street.
01:07:58.000And it was what I'm pushing right now.
01:08:00.000It was interviews with mobsters and gangsters and drug dealers and why this guy was killed and what happened with Terrence Gangster Williams and fucking Lance Furtado.
01:08:13.000The Furtado brothers supplied the drugs to some of Queen's largest drug dealers.
01:08:17.000I mean, she says no one talks about blacks.
01:08:22.000Well, there's no, we don't have many Gabby petitos in the black community, especially when it comes to missing ones, but there's plenty of spooky stories.
01:09:58.000By the way, next time you're back in Glasgow, you should help the Potstal in town, the Brazenhead, IRA bar and the Gorbals, or Hergate's on the south side.
01:10:08.000Old man pubs you'd love, by the way, there.
01:16:07.000Another thing to do, you get an iron and you lay out stuff on the, you find the border of your stain, of your wet spot, and you put things on it, like a hat and your glasses and whatever.
01:16:22.000So now you have the area marked off, right?
01:16:25.000And then you take an iron, you get it nice and hot, and you push down, push down like a good six, seven inches with the iron.
01:16:34.000Don't let it stay in one spot too much.
01:19:19.000But what I really wanted to call about is what you were saying about Joy Reed before is like, it never really struck me, but you're so right.
01:19:26.000That bitch doesn't give a fuck about anybody.
01:19:30.000She doesn't give a shit about black people.
01:19:31.000She doesn't give a fuck about Americans.
01:19:43.000You might lose ratings if your entire show was like, here's a black girl who was gang raped and they chopped her head off and threw it in the sea.
01:19:50.000So you can do your mainstream stuff, your Bobby Petito and your border thing that you have to cover.
01:19:56.000But like have a segment at the end of the show called Don't Forget About Me or something.
01:20:03.000And it's about a major shooting that went off in Chicago and killed a four-year-old boy who was coming home from school.
01:21:04.000Gavin, I think that the ideas that you've been espousing back in the days of Tamara Holder are actually underpinning the Me Too movement.
01:21:11.000If I can just kind of lay this out for you.
01:21:12.000So women understand that they've been ripped off through sexual empowerment, through this idea that sexuality is worth nothing, hookup culture, you know, own it, no slut shaming.
01:21:21.000They've been ripped off because a very, very small percentage of men at the very top get all the sex without any of the commitment because women want commitment, men want sex.
01:21:29.000So they know that they've been ripped off, but rather than concede that, oh, the sexual empowerment movement was a mistake, they want to punish men for pursuing them sexually callously in that way.
01:21:40.000So Aziz Ansari, Chris Delia, Louisa Kay, what they're doing is punishing aggressive male sexuality, which while not illegal is out of line with the natural order, which is women using their sexuality as a currency to get marriage and commitment and family.
01:21:55.000So I just wanted to lay that out for you.
01:22:07.000You know how you're grumpy when you're hungry and you're irrational and you call ADT and you say, my cameras suck.
01:22:15.000And to do so would also acknowledge that there are fundamental biological differences between men and women, and that would obliterate their entire, you know, woke ideology.
01:22:24.000So rather than make any concessions there, you know what, men and women are different.
01:23:36.000Yeah, and that's the Mark Maron example.
01:23:38.000And then there's like the Chris DeLee example of just touring college campuses and just fucking young girls and not really, which, you know, that's a man's prerogative.
01:23:46.000But at a certain point, women are going to say, you know what?
01:24:00.000Fucking lots of people that you don't know is for faggots.
01:24:06.000So, hey, Vince Neal and Motley Crew, when you were doing girls, girls, girls, it does seem really cool from afar.
01:24:16.000And when I was a teenager, I thought, wow, Motley Crew, they get tons of pussy.
01:24:21.000But as an adult who's fucked a bunch of people and then grew up and then had a loving wife who I fucked last night, I go, I don't even, it's gone beyond sad.
01:24:58.000I said what I always say about threesomes, which is, it's great for your spank bank, but the actual act is like running around a party with a clipboard being like, are you guys okay?
01:25:07.000Okay, the shakes are coming out soon, and we're going to have confetti.
01:25:36.000Shake makes me want to take Charles Atlas.
01:25:43.000This is Me Too shit that I just saw yesterday about James Franco.
01:25:49.000They just show his reaction while they're all taking turns talking about how gross it is to use your fame, which is like, okay, it's gross, but it's not illegal.
01:27:13.000I told him I was going to DM him the info.
01:27:15.000But if everybody, you know, if you have a spare phone open or something, and you go into this little thing and you say, yo, go on this guy's show.
01:27:28.000When guys are wiggery like that, you want to say, yo, I've hung out with that dude.
01:27:31.000And when he talks to black people, they get totally turned off and they prefer guys like me who shake their hand normal and don't try to act black.
01:27:39.000And I wish that were true, but it's not.
01:28:37.000I didn't hear them talk anything about that.
01:28:40.000The judge said that they have another thing set up for a couple weeks from now where he's going to make the final decision on whether they're going to send him home pre-trial.
01:28:50.000But just the way that everything's been rolling out up until this point, it doesn't sound like that's a hot possibility.
01:28:57.000So yeah, I just wanted to update, you know, throw something in their commentary or send them a letter because they're in a fucking shitty situation.
01:30:50.000In fact, I want to get into it with someone and let's get specific about, you know, violating food stamps and using EBT cards at strip clubs and that kind Of stuff and the shattering of the black family.
01:31:21.000Joy Reed's pinned tweet right now is that the Republican Party is knowingly allowing a white nationalist movement to take over this country.
01:33:05.000Now it's sane people who love this country, warts and all, and accept that we made some mistakes, but we're doing pretty darn good and let's move forward.
01:42:04.000It's really hard to pull up, though, because it's in scribbled, but I was reading it at the bar today, and it's like, can you zoom in on that?
01:42:24.000Since my employment with NRG Home Solar Energy, the impact I'm having in less than a month of employment, I'm earning the trust and the respect of the employees, which is hard to do, especially being in the safety field when you have that on your side.
01:42:38.000The employees know you're looking out for their well-being and you're working with them, not against.
01:42:45.000In the past, like no periods here at all.
01:45:45.000It is not difficult to differentiate between a Scotsman in a bad mood and a sunset.
01:45:52.000Received numerous life-saving awards and letters, commendations on various dates from victims and their families, from the city of Rye and the village of Harrison officials and other organizations for going above and beyond the call of duty.
01:46:04.000Made the front page of the Daily Item newspaper on November 9th, 1991 for doing CPR on a cat.
01:46:13.000I was at Rye Fire Department, volunteer captain with the pornipipe hook and ladder company at the time while searching a private house located in Rye, New York that was on fire.
01:46:24.000I searched the second floor and found an unresponsive feline.
01:46:30.000Wait, can the show be called Unresponsive Feline with Joe Tonelli?
01:46:39.000Having trouble with unresponsive felines.
01:46:44.000I broke out a window on the second floor to let the heavy smoke out and brought the feline out onto the roof with heavy smoke and fire around me.
01:46:53.000I removed my air pack so can give the feline air while I was doing CPR.
01:47:02.000After about 10 minutes of CPR, the feline came to and was rushed to the Rai Harrison vet hospital where the feline was in critical but stable condition.
01:47:12.000After about a week or so in the hospital, the feline made off for Wakabawee.
01:49:25.000Second of all, so I guess you probably know in Ontario we got vaccine passports now that just came out like I think yesterday maybe the day before fucking so my old man had has his vaccines and shit and he doesn't know how to work a computer and I printed off this shit for him and he like we got like like into it you know like get your fucking shot like what are you gonna do how's your boy gonna play hockey and I'm like what the fuck do I have to have this flu shot for to for my son to play hockey like what the what the fuck
01:50:25.000know and you know I'm part of the you know friends club and stuff that's another reason I got to get the fuck out of here so yeah that's like somebody's a friends club look at it proud boys oh I see gotcha yeah but yeah I was talking to to your you know your little brother about that shit too like I that has to be a thing that we got to figure out.
01:50:48.000Or, you know, yeah, I want to move to Kentucky or whatever the fuck.
01:50:52.000Because what a lot of New Yorkers are doing is they have the fake cards and you're supposed to have it on the app and be in the database.
01:50:59.000But when you're in a restaurant and people are moving through, they don't have time to go, wait a minute, that's just a card.
01:51:06.000And I'll tell you what, if they did enforce that, there'd be a crowd over there of brown and black people who weren't on the database but had the card.
01:51:15.000And all the white people who were handy with their iPhonered through and it would look real fucking bad real fast.
01:51:24.000So the problem with any of this vaccine passport shit is it punishes black and brown people, just like the voting laws, right?
01:51:32.000So I don't see how they could ever make it, you need to be on the database.
01:51:35.000And if you don't need to be on the database and you just need a physical card, it's easy to forge.
01:51:42.000Yeah, no, that's your brother was saying he was on the phone with the stupid government for hours to figure out how to get a passport if you were given the vaccine in the States.
01:51:50.000Because it's all like to get your passport in Ontario, you just basically enter your health card and it's just there.
01:51:58.000And right now it's just like either a piece of paper or a screenshot that I sent to my old man that he showed to his buddies or showed to the restaurant where he has beers with his buddies.
01:52:20.000They will happily lock you up for that shit.
01:52:22.000I mean, I started making a joke one on the computer, like the Excelsior pass.
01:52:27.000I was like, how funny would it be to have like, it's a video that you play and you don't swipe, don't touch the screen after you press play, but it looks like you're swiping through apps.
01:52:37.000Looks like you open up the Excelsior app and it looks like you're scrolling to the barcode thing.
01:52:43.000And then it looks like your phone dies.
01:52:45.000So you're like, oh, shit, my phone just died.
01:55:47.000You have hurt me today with the chicken.
01:55:49.000Alright, so, remember a few weeks ago, I know this is ancient Chinese secret by now, but you played a TikTok of a lesbian teacher who had a little puff on her head.
01:59:04.000And I had friends, Michael Hirshorn of Ish Entertainment, a reality TV producer, did a lot of successful shows, basically put VH1 on the map.
01:59:17.000He said, are you going to, I go, why are you so paranoid about fucking Trump?
01:59:22.000He goes, my dad told me a lot of scary stories about the Holocaust growing up.
02:00:00.000Like, we're not, this is why it's time for a divorce.
02:00:03.000I mean, my wife and I have had some fights, but every time I'm fighting with a sane person who disagrees with me about something and is upset about something that I've done, she never argues with me that the earth is flat or that there's a secret cabal of stormtroopers coming to abduct crippled children.
02:00:24.000If she did push shit like that, I think I might go, we got to send you to Bellevue or do something because this is not working.
02:00:52.000Tomorrow will be a perfectly normal show.
02:00:55.000I'd like to get James O'Keefe on because he's getting banned for his latest scoops, which we will be discussing, where he's got people within the FDA saying, I want to use blow darts.
02:01:07.000I want them to have fucking yellow stars.