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00:01:51.000I should warn you though, if you were to go through any of my old tweets or podcasts, they are tiny bit racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, Islamophobic, ageist, sizeist.
00:03:01.000We should be honest and tell you the truth.
00:03:03.000The truth is we pre-taped something for today's show called The Five Levels of Antifa.
00:03:09.000I broke this down on Infowars recently, but I thought it'd be good to do a formal segment because it's important that people understand America's enemies.
00:03:18.000All right, that's a little bright, but okay.
00:03:21.000So the categories are, starting from the bottom, the orphan losers that they sort of pick up off the street.
00:03:28.000And then there's the rich professor's kids.
00:06:09.000You guys are supposed to be perfectionists.
00:06:13.000I'm gonna get Shane Gillis in here to hurl racial epithets at your face if you don't smarten up.
00:06:17.000I would just join him and not feel anything.
00:06:20.000We should explain our opening song because it was horrible, of course.
00:06:23.000It's a guy I'm obsessed with, one of my favorite guys.
00:06:26.000I actually recently sent this guy to Fred Armisen, suggesting that maybe he's not exaggerating enough when he does these characters because reality is trumping him.
00:06:38.000This guy I like to call in your face, Fred Armisen.
00:06:43.000This guy is a human fuck you to Fred Armisen.
00:08:19.000I think he watches the show because the way you found him was he edited your green screen thing.
00:08:25.000I think I'm gonna get banned off YouTube soon.
00:08:27.000He took that and then green screened you into that like weird industrial- BlueChew.com!
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00:08:40.000It's got the same ingredients as Viagra and Cialis, or as someone I heard was arrested recently, I heard a cop tell me that he kept talking about Sierra.
00:08:51.000He was like, yo, niggas gotta get on Sierra and they can get it up whenever they want.
00:09:06.000By the way, maybe we should have some greatest hits from the week because this one's free and people should probably, you know what we should do?
00:09:46.000Like that nerdy dude, Jesse Waters, who, didn't he cheat on his wife with some intern?
00:09:51.000Yeah, he does things like, hey, we're talking to people today about Trump's wall, and then he'll cut to some Mel Brooks movie going, a wall?
00:11:03.000And you'd obviously be nervous, and no one's gonna fault you for being nervous.
00:11:06.000When you're nervous and you're overthinking, sometimes you're dude, and you are not the best of friends.
00:11:11.000And believe me, I've been in situations where I'm like, I've been with you every day, we've been through thick and thin, and right now, at the most important time ever, you're gonna just leave?
00:13:02.000You know, the conceit is that Britain and USA had to go there to save the day, to prevent the Holocaust, and to kill the Nazis.
00:13:11.000Then I read The Unnecessary War by Pat Buchanan, which is meticulously researched, involves dozens and dozens of other books, and basically he says we shouldn't have gotten involved.
00:13:24.000It was like a scorpion and a cobra, Stalin and Hitler, and they're just both too vicious to have mass appeal.
00:13:32.000So Stalin would have, Hitler would have gone east, Stalin would have tried to fight him, and just fascism and communism would have went...
00:13:51.000In fact, when Churchill declared war on Nazi Germany and said, I'm getting involved, the head of the British fascist party said, I'm with you, Churchill.
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00:20:18.000It's sort of like you ever get a sunburn, and you put aloe on the sunburn?
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00:20:48.000Use the ointment after a workout, as I just did.
00:20:51.000Or a long day defending yourself against Antifa.
00:20:54.000You can get worn out fighting Antifa just because it hurts your fists.
00:22:37.000Well, he's... I listen to Stern every morning.
00:22:41.000And he frustrates the living shit out of me.
00:22:44.000He's very opinionated and totally uninformed.
00:22:48.000So he'll tell you all about the New York Times and Kavanaugh, and then when it turns out that the New York Times was wrong, he'll just go, let's cut to our sponsor, Untuckit.
00:22:58.000Kavanaugh wouldn't have had trouble if he was wearing an Untuckit shirt.
00:23:02.000He does not have the courage of his convictions.
00:23:03.000That's what happens with these guys when they get rich.
00:23:53.000Including the Canadian bisexual Sikh, Lilly Singh, who is rocking the late night world with her controversial comedy based on looking at her face and going, wow, you don't look like Johnny Carson.
00:25:52.000You know, it would be awesome if you, on your last show, and if you are gonna kill yourself, I don't want you to kill yourself, obviously, but if you were to, on your last show, just to pull the pin and say, BYE MOTHERFUCKERS!
00:29:06.000And is there any evidence that what happened with you with the Humvee is actually true?
00:29:11.000Yeah, there's an actual plaque from Barack Obama or George Bush, whichever one, I can't remember, with a signature on it saying that the shit happened to me on September 26th.
00:29:21.000Okay, but we can't see it that well, so that could be anything.
00:29:40.000I mean, it's on my medical paperwork, my discharge stuff from my medical retirement.
00:29:45.000But I feel like I have overcome it quite a bit, just on my own accord, just do things I've learned to do, like not taking all this fucking prescription medication that the government gives you.
00:29:55.000What a lot of people don't know, though, is a lot of that shit's not even FDA approved.
00:29:58.000I mean, we're essentially, since we're
00:30:00.000In the Army and we work for the government, we have to do whatever they tell us.
00:30:03.000They can give us unapproved medication and essentially use this as test, you know, rats, lab rats.
00:30:45.000Well they get Adderall too and all kinds of different stuff, but I would think a big part of recovering from fighting overseas is just the adrenaline rush.
00:30:54.000Don't you sort of get addicted to the excitement?
00:30:57.000Well, yeah, that's why I got lucky that, you know, when I got out, I was given an opportunity to work at InfoWars, and Alex had me as his on-the-ground guy.
00:31:05.000So, you know, my first, essentially my first assignment was the Ferguson Riots.
00:31:10.000So, for me, I felt smitten as a kitten, man.
00:31:13.000I was deep in the cut like a Band-Aid.
00:31:14.000I was having a great time, running around, thugs were shooting, the cops were blowing shit up, there's flares going off, and beam backgrounds flying, and I'm getting punched and hit, and tear gas in my face.
00:31:24.000Like, I felt like it was Christmas morning, and I was extremely happy.
00:31:27.000It was like when you fly hard, you kind of get like a war boner.
00:31:30.000Yeah, yeah, I've heard you use that term before.
00:31:48.000I wouldn't call myself a truther, just because that can go so many ways.
00:31:52.000I don't like being put into, that's why I don't call myself a Republican or a Conservative,
00:31:56.000Republicans are spineless, conservatives are too obsessed with religion, and all that shit gets in the way.
00:32:01.000I don't want to be part of a group, a truther group, because a lot of those people, that gets spun into like alien beams and all this weird shit.
00:32:07.000Like, I'm just a guy that thinks there's more to what happened than, you know, what happened.
00:32:12.000You know, I think that certain elements of the government had, you know, knowledge of what was going on and they kind of allowed it to happen because they like wars and with wars we can use these companies that we own like KBR and things like that to contract out to make money.
00:32:26.000It's all part of the military industrial complex.
00:32:28.000So, you know, do I think it's like they actually sat there and planned it?
00:32:34.000But do I think they knew about shit and they were kind of like, you know what?
00:32:38.000I think I'll look over here real quick, you know, and allowed things to happen.
00:32:42.000Well, I'm sort of getting more open-minded to it, but maybe because I'm starting to meet more people who are not crazy that believe that, but one of my problems with it is it doesn't identify Islam as a problem, and it puts the culpability onto G.W.
00:32:55.000Bush and to, you know, Saudi Arabia and stuff, and I want to make sure that Islam remains culpable on that day.
00:33:26.000I don't know, it just depends on how you look at it.
00:33:27.000But you know, an interesting fact that not many people know this, and I can't remember if I fucking talked about it yesterday or not, but my first wife, her dad was the guy, he was a special forces soldier, all this shit, Vietnam, and he's a pilot as well.
00:33:42.000When he got out, he actually runs the airport in Florida that trained Muhammad Ata and all those guys how to actually fly those planes.
00:33:51.000The logs and the books that he still has, he still owns, he will not give up, with Mohammed Ades signature and things like that, and then complaints, voice messages that he had from him being, hey, why is it taking so long for me to get my license?
00:34:20.000You know, I sit there and talk to her sometimes.
00:34:22.000She called me up the other day and said that he was having an episode and I was just explaining all this shit because they came across the book with all the stuff and it made him think of everything again.
00:34:42.000If people are more dubious of radical Islam, more worried about it, then they'd say, why is this guy at a flight school?
00:34:47.000But people are so concerned with being politically correct, and I'm not blaming your ex-father-in-law, but in general, I wish they would go, this is weird.
00:34:55.000Juan Williams said, I'm kind of uncomfortable with seeing Muslims praying at the gate when I get on a plane, and the NPR fired him right away.
00:35:04.000I mean, we should be able to steer, what is it, typecast or whatever.
00:35:09.000We should be able to, because certain groups of people do certain things, you know?
00:35:12.000And when a certain group, like, let's say this.
00:35:15.000Let's say that someone I know, a female, has been raped twice and both by Hispanic men.
00:35:20.000So maybe when she sees Hispanic men, she tends to tense up a bit and grab her purse and kind of get really fucking scared because something traumatic's happened to her from that specific group of people.
00:35:31.000You know, that's not a racist reaction, that is
00:35:35.000You shouldn't be fired for noticing patterns.
00:35:59.000Okay so, this weekend, we'll probably put it up Monday or Tuesday, maybe Tuesday actually.
00:36:04.000We've got you and Roland Martin, not really having a debate, just having a discussion, seeing what you guys have in common, what you don't have in common.
00:36:51.000He talks about when his Humvee exploded, he had a pen, I think it was in his hand or something, or it was sitting on a little thing where they take notes, and he said the Humvee was rotating, and in slow motion he could see his pen going...
00:37:22.000I knew a guy who was in a car accident, not that this remotely compares to fighting in Afghanistan, but he was drunk, and he, someone blew a red, he was drinking, someone blew a red light, hit the back of him, he went spinning, and he saw his, he had a beer in his hand as he was driving, he saw his beer go, and the fluids were coming out,
00:39:55.000But out of the five, this type, the sad losers, the junkies and the family-less vagrants, the nomads, they're not that big of a percentage, depending on the town.
00:40:06.000They're big in Berkeley and Oakland and Portland, but you don't really see them in New York City.
00:40:17.000You see them panning for change, trying to get enough money to buy a beer, pretending they need it for food.
00:40:22.000You see them on heroin, picking their toes.
00:40:25.000And the next category, the number three category, which we'll get to in a sec, the sort of bosses, they prey on these weak-minded people.
00:40:33.000And they pull them in and they say, hey, we got you a house funded by, you know, Hope Not Hate or some sort of Soros-funded globalist thing.
00:42:07.000And I always include this, they like to talk about Heather Heyer and all the people that the alleged fascists have killed, but Antifa's death count is alarmingly high, and they tend to be these sad orphans.
00:42:18.000Of course, you also have Pim Fortin and the massacre in Ohio, that was an Antifa shooting, and you get that dummy at that school who had a gun on him, he said, and smashed the patriarchy, the patriarchy must die, and then he ended up shooting at a cop and getting killed.
00:42:33.000So a lot of Antifa get killed by their own brainwashing.
00:42:36.000No one kills more Muslims than Muslims.
00:43:56.000And I don't know why he killed himself.
00:43:57.000Maybe he's gay, maybe he found out his son was gay, or maybe he was just broke and he had to continue this illusion of being a wealthy Upper West Side New Yorker.
00:45:14.000What they did is that the news reported that a bunch of Nazis beat up these poor innocent Antifa kids for just having an Antifa sticker on their phone.
00:45:26.000What really happened was these academics, and again, category four, they're begging for some sort of life experience to give them some culture because they recognize that they're loser rich kids who have never experienced any grit in their lives.
00:45:41.000So they pick fights with people in order to feel like,
00:46:00.000Anyway, they're filming these blue-collar dudes at a punk night in order to dox them.
00:46:05.000And these old punk guys who work in construction and stuff, they're my age, they see these phones in their face, they see it's Antifa, they see they're being doxed, so they beat up the Coleman brothers.
00:46:20.000And they make it, they were beat up by Nazis just for having a sticker.
00:46:24.000No, they picked a fight with blue collar dudes and got their asses kicked.
00:46:28.000So they are the quintessential example of number four, the professor's kids.
00:46:34.000Whenever you find these Antifa, especially in New York City, you find out that they're doing their PhDs and they're skinny, upper middle class, Upper East Side, Upper West Side kids, desperate for some sort of
00:46:46.000Alright, now one step up from these people.
00:47:40.000So they are sort of like the lieutenants, and they control Category 4 and Category 5.
00:47:45.000Category 4 and Category 5, the orphans and the professor's kids, though they come from totally different worlds, and the orphans were molested and are drug addicts, and the professor's kids have never been in a fistfight in their lives, they both look exactly the same to the outside world.
00:48:04.000The orphans looking for trouble in order to make their hosts happy.
00:48:07.000Two, the professor's kids looking for trouble in order to give themselves some sort of culture, some sort of grit, some sort of background, some sort of experience.
00:48:16.000Both of those groups are out running around looking for a fight.
00:48:19.000The shot callers are the ones who say, okay, let's do it.
00:48:22.000And they bequeath who has to die and send them out.
00:48:27.000Rita Ortiz, I think you showed that earlier, she runs like this all cops are bastards type thing.
00:48:40.000I'm guessing it looks like a heroin overdose, some sort of overdose.
00:48:43.000So again, with the intersectionality to choose the other side's term, she's an orphan in a sense.
00:48:49.000But she's tenacious enough and ambitious enough to not be category five and to work her way all the way up to category three, the shot caller.
00:49:09.000Again, they all look pretty similar, but you'll notice the shot callers tend to keep their hands fairly clean.
00:49:15.000Now, you have these shot callers, number three, you have the professor's kids, you have the orphans out there getting into serious trouble, getting arrested, going to court.
00:49:30.000Now, these, these, this group tends to have a couple of important roles.
00:49:34.000They're sort of the administrators of the movement.
00:49:37.000And if you ever go to a rally, you'll notice they all have perfect signs.
00:49:43.000If you go to a bonafide grassroots rally, like there was some Puerto Rican governor that the New Yoricans didn't like, and they protested at Grand Central against this guy.
00:49:51.000You look at their signs, they're all homemade, they're all different, lots of Puerto Rican flags.
00:49:55.000You go to one of these Antifa type of things,
00:49:58.000And they all have perfect signs, beautifully designed, and those are funded by category one, the globalists, we'll get to in a second, but you'll see these lawyers with short, my haircut, hanging them out, they appear to be lesbians, and those are, that's category two.
00:50:14.000They fund it, they dole out the money to the shot callers.
00:50:34.000The lesbian lawyers will dole out like 200 bucks and say, go buy some booze, some glass bottles that look like they could make great projectiles.
00:50:40.000Then pour out the booze, piss in it, and throw it at Gavin.
00:50:44.000So they help coordinate making the signs.
00:50:47.000It's funny that they're women because they're doing kind of womanly stuff like organizing, administrating, getting the kids ready for school, backing their Antifa lunchbox.
00:50:55.000But this category also represents them in court.
00:51:01.000Now, I'm not saying that Moira Meltzer-Cohen is a lesbian.
00:52:44.000If you get rid of Category 2, you're good.
00:52:48.000Now, that brings us to the final category, category one, the globalists, the money men.
00:52:54.000Obviously, if you cut the head off this snake, then you wouldn't have anything else, but I kind of feel like number two is much more important than number one.
00:53:02.000There'll always be money on both sides funding these things, but without someone to make the signs and to get the lawyers, you're not going to have the shot callers, the professor's kids, and the orphans.
00:53:52.000It's a half a billion dollar fund that was behind Kavanaugh.
00:53:56.000It's behind thwarting any Supreme Court judge that Trump appoints.
00:54:01.000They're behind pushing priests to focus on open borders and the environment more than Christianity.
00:54:08.000Like they, their job is to sabotage the Western world under the guise of being a progressive group.
00:54:15.000Do you want to click on his Twitter there?
00:54:17.000This is what Eric Kessler usually looks like.
00:54:20.000When you find trouble, you will find Arabella.
00:54:23.000And it's people like this that fund Group 2, who then administrates Group 3, who then calls the shots and commands the troops, which are Group 4 and Group 5.
00:55:15.000Now I haven't summed up everyone who's at a rally.
00:55:19.000We have people who are paid to be there.
00:55:22.000You'll notice them, they don't look like they belong.
00:55:23.000They'll be like a black girl with an orange sweater on just holding a sign she hasn't even read.
00:55:28.000Or some dude in a turtleneck who is clearly some sort of Turkish immigrant and he's also holding a sign looking around wondering where he is.
00:58:40.000You have to trust your sources and say this is
00:58:43.000As good as I could verify that it was Chad and Josh Coleman.
00:58:48.000You'll notice when I doxed them on Twitter, I didn't dox their home address of course, but when I exposed them on Twitter after they had ruined lives of these working class guys and got them fired, they didn't say, that's not us.
00:58:59.000I was just criticized for outing the victims of neo-Nazis.
01:01:41.000Now this is Montreal and he's a Quebecer by trade and Quebec doesn't have racism.
01:01:48.000I'm from Quebec, and the only time we would see black people is when they were rich Haitians who were wealthy enough to leave Haiti, so aristocrats.
01:01:55.000So if you went to a party in Montreal and there was black people there, you'd go, oh great, a coke and shipper.
01:02:02.000This is gonna be a bunch of rich kids in scarves and blazers and no fun.
01:02:06.000That's the black experience in Quebec.
01:03:58.000Yes, some of blackface is brutally insulting and an insulting stereotype of American blacks.
01:04:09.000I would say if you go out throughout all of history throughout all of the world about 5 to 10% of blackface is meant to mock people of color.
01:04:20.000But in many cases go back to my article, please.
01:16:23.000Unless you're always sitting on some crazy orthopedic... I remember this dude, Ted, he got hit by a drunk driver and the car dragged him for a block down Wythe Avenue in Williamsburg.
01:17:46.000If I'm going to be a woman, I'm going to be like a, hello Doris Day with like a poodle skirt and my hair done like this and tons of makeup because I'm moving over.
01:21:43.000Yeah, it's called multi-racial white supremacy.
01:21:46.000And people of color are attracted to this movement because they like the patriotism and the sexism and the Islamophobia and all that other traditionalism.
01:22:33.000So instead of me getting up and saying, point of privilege, point of privilege, and doing this instead of clapping hands, instead of doing any of those stupid rules and believing in that we need 14 bathrooms and your infinite genders and all that crap, I'm just going to have fun.
01:23:35.000So they go, no it doesn't, it means fascism, okay.
01:23:38.000Now the Chinese in Hong Kong are getting oppressed by mainland communist China.
01:23:46.000China wants Hong Kong back and they want to impose all their crazy rules and they want to be able to extradite people from Hong Kong, which is basically America, it's western, and bring them over to China where they can punish them and put them in re-education camps and treat them like
01:27:18.000Here in America, Pepe started out as nice and then it became a Nazi image.
01:27:22.000So, Hong Kong is just in the first phase, the nice phase.
01:27:25.000I'm still right, it's still a Nazi image.
01:27:28.000Instead of the scientist being confronted with data that contradicts her belief system and going, maybe I should re-evaluate, she just goes, no, that's an evolution of Pepe.
01:27:36.000He starts out nice and then becomes a Nazi.
01:27:37.000Instead of her going, oh, they're using it in Hong Kong, maybe I'm wrong about Pepe.
01:28:11.000I'm going to replicate that guy's background for his phone.
01:28:15.000Imagine spending 60 grand to hear her, wherever the fuck she's from, sit there in her gross cardigan and tell you what life is like after having never experienced it herself.
01:29:59.000All right, we had a fun little section.
01:30:01.000Lilly Singh, of course, her whole thing is that I'm brown and you're not.
01:30:05.000And she had a white noise game show where you played white noise, like someone wearing Birkenstocks, and then you all laughed at how corny white people are.
01:30:16.000This, of course, was written by white people and brought to the show by a white guy.
01:30:47.000I haven't heard this yet, but I'm going to play along with the guest and Lilly and see if we can have some fun on one of the least fun shows I've ever heard of.
01:31:29.000And then all the other Sikhs watch it.
01:31:31.000And Indians and Pakistanis and Bangladeshis and basically most East Asian brown people watch and go, Oh my God, my mother's totally strict too.
01:35:35.000God, I just had a flash of shooting your head off with a shotgun and how freaked out I'd be after when I saw you just, like, with your brain spilling out.
01:35:42.000I go, fuck, fuck, fuck, what have I done?
01:37:26.000Haverford, PA was the fire department that two weeks ago was shut down because they found the vice president of the firehouse was a proud boy.
01:37:38.000And they were worried that that meant he wouldn't save a burning building full of Mexicans because he's just a racist because he loves Trump and he's a proud boy.
01:37:59.000The same place, Haverford, Pennsylvania.
01:38:02.000So, one, Shane Gillis plays a character named Shane McGillis, who is fired for his past social media comments, which happened to Shane Gillis.
01:38:12.000Two, the firehouse is Haverford, PA, which is the same firehouse that got shut down in real life.
01:38:38.000I was going to do a whole thing on Me Too and how I was thinking at the gym today, because we were doing a class and one of the boxers there goes, are you doing the class?
01:39:31.000And that happened to me, not to me personally, but advice.
01:39:36.000There was, I guess I'm doing the bit now after saying I don't have time for it.
01:39:40.000There's a guy, Felix Wittholtz, he runs a thing called Helios and I remember in the mid-90s when we just started out, I think we were still Voice, Voice of Montreal, we're trying to get ads and all the people who decide, especially record label ads, all those marketing women who dole out the dough, they're all women and they
01:40:01.000Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.
01:40:03.000They would basically demand sexual favors, and they would torment these young sales guys.
01:40:08.000I wasn't a sales guy at Vice, but the sales guys would go out on dates, eat out their old ass, suck their gross tits, and it wasn't a big deal.
01:40:18.000It was just like, in fact, I think Felix invented the word cougar.
01:40:23.000I honestly believe he was the first to ever use the word cougar.
01:40:25.000And at Vice, we used to say we ate our way to the top.
01:40:29.000I remember one story that drove me nuts.
01:40:31.000Our sales guy was out for dinner with this ugly old 45-year-old Asian chubby chick with short hair, and she's on the phone, puts down the phone, and he's sitting there like, oh Jesus Christ, I can't believe I have to go out on this date to get this client.
01:40:43.000And she has her hand like this, and she goes, hey.
01:41:12.000And by the way, ladies, with this Me Too thing, if you fellate someone for a job and then don't report it, or some guy jerks off in a plant, you let it go, you are allowing him to do it again.
01:41:23.000Yeah, but it's really hard to report things.
01:45:46.000Yeah man you know what really freaks me out is uh before I made that video I uh I have a Haitian friend and he took me to this voodoo doctor this juju guy a juju man and he made me burn a bit of cat fur and I had to cut my finger and then he had a chicken foot in there and we stirred it up and we lit it on fire and buried it in my backyard and that video did awesome for me uh kind of changed my life but there's something creepy about it if that if you told me that and I could prove it
01:48:20.000It's like, you don't live in the southern part.
01:48:22.000Trump won these southern states because we want a fucking border.
01:48:27.000So why is somebody from Maine telling us in Arizona that we can't have a border?
01:48:31.000But don't you feel like Maine is concerned about you in Arizona?
01:48:35.000Maine isn't saying we're sick of Mexicans.
01:48:37.000Maine is saying we're worried about, like when we talk about closed borders, one of the biggest concerns is black people in Southern California who want to flip burgers.
01:48:45.000They can't do it if they're, if they don't speak Spanish.
01:48:48.000One of the hardest people hit are blue working class people along the border.
01:54:03.000But any time, any time of day, we're available.
01:54:06.000And if you show us boobs or send us a picture of your area and it's a shitty picture that's not flattering, we'll still be like, whoa, nice.
01:55:53.000That's what I was talking about earlier, thanks for calling by the way, where they present this case to the academics and they go, I agree with you, Nazis are bad, but I keep finding black dudes.
01:56:04.000So they pretzel this logic where they go, have you seen this where they have black cops protecting a nice thing and they're calling them house ends?
01:56:53.000Hey, I have my own Anthony Wiener scandal to talk about.
01:56:57.000It reminded me of it when you were talking about all those photos you have of those naked women before you were married that you still hold on to.
01:57:06.000I found this laptop when I was about 20 and I forgot I had it.
01:57:10.000Uh, when I found it, I immediately destroyed it, fuckin' hit it with hammers, and, uh, I realized what was on there.
01:57:17.000I had that fuckin' laptop when I was in middle school and high school, and I went to school with absolute sluts.
01:57:23.000Um, it was kind of like, uh, you know, ex-girlfriends I had, and I'm like, you know, we're all older now and stuff, you know, but, you know, I was in kind of a little gray area, you know, you have pictures of, you know,
01:57:36.000When you were a kid with these girls, and I was like, you know what, I can't hold on to it.
01:57:40.000It's a weird little gray area, you know what I mean?
01:57:44.000I just thought it was funny, because when you talked about that, I was like, shit.
01:57:47.000I feel that, but man, that's a little too much.
01:57:50.000I'm glad I destroyed it, but, you know, it's kind of a weird little thing.
01:58:40.000I had a photo bucket where this girl sent me things, and we were both around, I don't know, whatever age. 14?
01:58:47.000I heard about a dude who exchanged sexy pictures with his girlfriend when he was 13 or 14, then he became 17, and they were still on his phone, and he was charged with having child pornography.
01:59:12.000I remember, I remember my, my, my porn history was found by somebody, my uncle who was like looking at the thing and I was like 13 years old so I was looking for like
01:59:22.000I typed in teen, but at that time, you can look up teen porn now, if you're a wanker, and it's not a weird deal.
01:59:28.000Like, that's actually, they promote that, but they saw teen porn, they're like, what are you doing?
02:00:40.000You know, you gotta be aware that there's Nazis who are gonna call in and try to blow up our spot, or I was worried that guy was gonna shit on Blue Chew, so you gotta be a little more adult and recognize that not everyone's your fucking friend, okay?
02:03:12.000And they also say that they're a publisher.
02:03:14.000So if you want to sue them, well, then they're just a platform.
02:03:18.000And they show you that they're a platform, and they're like a sieve, and your lawsuit goes through them to the person who made the post.
02:03:25.000But, when they won a medal with elections and other things, they say they're a publisher.
02:03:28.000We had Chadwick Moore on the show the other day, who sort of broke the story, and it looks like they're gonna continue to be this amorphous blob that you can't prosecute.
02:03:37.000So, the fact that they came out and said, we're a publisher, doesn't really mean anything, because they also said they're a platform, and they're so fucking powerful,
02:04:29.000We want to know some good neighborhoods to avoid and good neighborhoods that'd be good for, like, bar hopping and getting, you know, destroyed on some nose beers.
02:04:44.000If you're coming to New York City and you don't know it, there are plenty of ads at the back of these news weeklies that have services.
02:04:51.000Usually when you rent a limousine, they have guys who can handle bachelor parties.
02:04:55.000And what they do is the limousine company will set you up with strippers who come on the limousine and not literally.
02:05:05.000And they come along for the ride, they get nude, they horse around with each other.
02:05:09.000You can't take pictures but you can use the light on your phone to see them better.
02:05:13.000And that limousine service, not only do they have a deal with the girls, but they also have a deal with maybe 15 bars.
02:05:20.000They won't be the best bars in the world.
02:05:22.000They'll be kind of normie bars, but you'll be in very safe neighborhoods like the West Village and the East Village and maybe even Midtown.
02:06:56.000Hey, just real quick, in the past year, year and a half, I got married, got my wife pregnant, and not to like boost your ego, but you were definitely an instrumental part in pushing me in that direction.
02:08:01.000When you start having kids and you're hanging out with them and you're helping them with their homework and you're teaching them how to ride their bike.
02:09:54.000You know, we were on vacation recently and I was at Trump Tower and it was cool being by the pool at Trump Tower, the vacation resort, because you're looking at some chick who's sipping a drink and you think, she's cool.
02:11:18.000Last I heard there was all this vetting and stuff too, so you gotta just... Yeah, there's vetting so they don't get Feds and Antifa in there.
02:12:01.000It was sort of sad too because it was like, I don't know, it's like a boxer who's got this incredible punch and they think he's fit and he goes, no, you're going to exploit me.
02:12:39.000And it was because it was done by artists and not really musicians, Warren Fischer and Casey Spooner.
02:12:44.000So I thought it was really awesome and it was exciting and it was like an 80s thing but uh it died on the vine because people are paranoid.
02:12:51.000But I haven't heard this Iggy Pop James Bond song.
02:14:36.000Hey, so I saw on Reddit not too long ago an old post that Gavin had posted, or somebody posted on his behalf, saying that he used Rayzac hair cream in his hair, and I wanted to know if that's true.
02:14:52.000That is unequivocally, beyond a shadow of a doubt, true.
02:14:58.000I have to go, I bought it online now, but when I first started using it, I'd have to go to Black Neighborhoods to find it.
02:18:13.000Gavin, you said you quit being a vegetarian because one article saying that meat had less death on its hands than eating vegetables.
02:18:29.000That's because vegetables are gathered with threshers.
02:18:32.00095% of beef in America is grain fed from the same damn threshers.
02:18:36.000They kill exactly the same amount of animals.
02:18:38.000But it takes five times as much grain to have a hamburger than it does to just eat the grain or the vegetables or whatever it is.
02:18:45.000It's just an Alias scam to keep people from eating more morally.
02:18:49.000Just American consumption of beef alone, if you want to eat grass-fed, would have to graze on every piece of usable land in North and South America combined.
02:18:57.000Now, I mean, my car hits bugs, I eat rice, I eat the same bullshit that uses the freshers, but just admit that it wasn't a moral reason why you quit being a vegetarian, you just wanted to have a cheeseburger, brother.
02:19:21.000And you should read the whole thing before you give me shit for giving up on 15 years of vegetarianism.
02:19:27.000In it, by the way, speaking of all the grain you need to make beef, he talks about if we were just to go soy and avoid beef entirely, we don't have the room for it.
02:19:37.000And he also talked about the incredible amount of animals that would get killed in this perfect utopia of all the birds getting swallowed up in the wheat combines and all that shit.
02:19:46.000I also thought, I'm sitting here just eating like tofu bacon.
02:19:52.000So it's tofu sprayed with some sort of flavoring to make it taste like bacon, which is what dog food is.
02:19:58.000So I'm sitting here like a dog, eating dog food.
02:20:01.000And he also talked about farm-to-table type stuff, like these small farms.
02:20:05.000Neiman Ranch, N-I-M-A-N, Neiman Ranch here in New York.
02:20:10.000They just kill an old cow and it has a pretty good life.
02:20:13.000And it's a small farm and they eat it up.
02:20:15.000And that's, I understand like mass production of meat can get both ecologically and morally tricky.
02:20:23.000But as far as small farms go, it's better than being a vegetarian.
02:20:29.000So the reason you list their color, it's just one of many reasons I gave up on being a vegetarian.
02:21:39.000Just calling about if you're going to see the new Rambo this weekend, and if you've seen any of these reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes crying about Trump-era Rambo and shit, it's pretty fucking hilarious.
02:26:12.000Tomorrow night we're going to air the premiere of Joe Biggs' new show called Biggs.
02:26:17.000Also, we'll have Joe Biggs and Roland Martin hanging out.
02:26:22.000That'll be an episode of Free Speech the Show.
02:26:25.000That's two different shows now, Biggs and Free Speech, where we have a conservative and a liberal see what they have in common and what they don't have in common.
02:26:32.000That's the fancy one I shoot in the bar.
02:26:35.000And then we'll see you back on Monday.
02:26:38.000Maybe you should shoot another Ryan's Mailbag.
02:26:40.000Have you shot another episode of that?