Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 28, 2019


GOML LIVE #14 | STOP LISTENING TO LA


Episode Stats

Length

59 minutes

Words per Minute

167.7582

Word Count

9,990

Sentence Count

1,016

Misogynist Sentences

30

Hate Speech Sentences

43


Summary

Kevin and Ryan are back with a brand new episode of Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnis. This week, the boys talk about their favorite songs from the 80s and early 90s, as well as some of their favorite movies and TV shows. They also talk about the craziness that is the Haim and Haim fan base, and the fact that Haim is one of the most underrated bands of all time. Kevin and Ryan also give their top 5 favorite female rappers of all-time, and Ryan gives his top 5 worst, and Kevin gives his worst. Kevin also talks about how he and Ryan met and fell in love with a new woman, and why he thinks she should be called Moonface or Moonface. Kevin also gives his thoughts on texting and texting in general, and what color are we all supposed to be? And more! Get off my lawn with Kevin Mcinnis! Get Off my Lawn with KEVIN MCKINNIS! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. Please rate, review, and subscribe to this show on Apple Podcasts. If you like what you hear, please leave us a review and tell us what you think about it! and we'll give you a shoutout on the next episode of the podcast! on the pod! Thank you for listening to this episode of GET OFF MY PLACE with Kevin and the boys! XOXO, Kevin McKinnis back on the airwaves. XO, KEVY, EJ and EJUYO. - EJ & the boys are back at it's back with more of their own music and they're back with you're back! -Kevin McKinnon is back with another episode next week! EJ is back in the next one! & EJ's new album is coming soon! . -EJ and the rest of the boys will be on the road soon! -Drew is back from his new album and they'll be back with some new music and we're back in LA! -- EJ s back! -- is back. , EJ talks about that's coming soon. -- and much more! -- Ej and the other stuff! -- OJ's back from the world is back --


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey guys, thanks for fucking with this video.
00:00:01.000 Please go to Freespeech.tv and subscribe.
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00:00:27.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McKinnis!
00:00:43.000 I haven't danced in a while.
00:00:48.000 You know, like at the club.
00:00:51.000 Do you move your pelvis to the beat?
00:00:53.000 Is that gay?
00:00:55.000 Yes.
00:00:56.000 But I do it.
00:00:57.000 Do you move to the beat?
00:00:59.000 You were moving yesterday.
00:01:01.000 Yeah, but that was joke dancing.
00:01:02.000 Oh.
00:01:03.000 You've got to watch it with joke dancing, man.
00:01:05.000 You'll dance somewhere as a joke, and then the next time you go, ha ha ha, that was funny.
00:01:11.000 And then you go to dance normal and you realize, oh my god, I'm permanently creased.
00:01:17.000 I can't bring it back.
00:01:19.000 I can only do joke dancing.
00:01:21.000 Yeah.
00:01:21.000 And then sometimes you can't even tell.
00:01:24.000 Like when, you know that band, what are they called, Haim?
00:01:27.000 Where they're going, that big hit they have where she's like that in the hair studio?
00:01:36.000 Yeah, I like that song.
00:01:39.000 It's called Forever.
00:01:40.000 Yeah, we're not allowed to play it.
00:01:42.000 That's why we had to play our own studio music.
00:01:44.000 I want to help the guy who makes us our music, but I don't want him to get in shrubs.
00:01:48.000 Because we're evil.
00:01:49.000 So, I guess contact me if you're looking for
00:01:53.000 Cool jams.
00:01:54.000 But yeah, those girls, Haim, I don't even know if they know they're kidding.
00:01:59.000 Jewish girls, with a bit of money, tend to dance funny.
00:02:04.000 Like joke dance.
00:02:05.000 Yeah.
00:02:07.000 Even lower middle class Jewish girls.
00:02:10.000 Even like twerking is joke dancing.
00:02:11.000 Maybe because humor is big in the Jewish community.
00:02:14.000 That jokey dancing is
00:02:16.000 Alright, let's redo these numbers.
00:02:18.000 Go back to that previous picture.
00:02:19.000 Okay.
00:02:20.000 This one.
00:02:21.000 Ryan rates so low, it's shocking, and it might be a generational thing.
00:02:25.000 This is the band we were just talking about.
00:02:27.000 Wish we could play their song, but we have so many copyright violations.
00:02:30.000 YouTube is dying to kill this channel, and it will die.
00:02:35.000 Keeping in context that they're shit together cool girls who make great music and have strong personalities because they've been Three amigos their entire lives and can grow plants from their head I'm gonna go with
00:02:54.000 7, 6.9, 6.89.
00:02:55.000 I'm not gonna- Going from left, from left towards me.
00:02:59.000 I'm not gonna do this again.
00:03:01.000 Do it again!
00:03:01.000 Mm-mm.
00:03:03.000 What do you mean?
00:03:03.000 Cause this one is totally different.
00:03:04.000 You got too much hate?
00:03:05.000 The one in the middle- Yeah, yeah, yeah, just do the picture.
00:03:08.000 Okay, this picture.
00:03:09.000 Cause I've seen them before and...
00:03:11.000 So, in this picture, the one on the left looks the best.
00:03:13.000 She uses 7 point something.
00:03:15.000 What do you mean 7 point something?
00:03:17.000 I'd say it... I mean, you're not gonna like it, so... 7.2.
00:03:22.000 Dude, I gave her a 7, that's... Oh, okay.
00:03:24.000 Oh, really?
00:03:25.000 Damn, I'd hate to go over what you went, but... You need to go over what I said 8 seconds ago?
00:03:30.000 Yeah.
00:03:31.000 Okay, yeah.
00:03:31.000 Let's go through the transcripts.
00:03:33.000 Okay, so the one in the middle looking pretty rough.
00:03:35.000 That's a 5.6.
00:03:37.000 That's Lunacy.
00:03:38.000 The one on the right?
00:03:41.000 Yeah.
00:03:41.000 She's looking alright.
00:03:42.000 She's like a 7.4.
00:03:42.000 She's the Bruce Willis daughter one.
00:03:45.000 What's her name?
00:03:45.000 Moon Willis?
00:03:46.000 Something like that.
00:03:48.000 Moonface Willis.
00:03:51.000 I'm going to call you Moonface.
00:03:56.000 So this is a special show.
00:03:58.000 It's free.
00:03:59.000 We're not going to show the whole show free anymore.
00:04:01.000 That's too much free.
00:04:02.000 That's too many goodies.
00:04:04.000 And I'm courting you.
00:04:05.000 I'm trying to get you to subscribe to freespeech.tv.
00:04:07.000 And I've noticed when you're courting, this goes for men and women, ladies.
00:04:11.000 Look at your phone texts.
00:04:14.000 And whatever color, what color are you as the person texting?
00:04:18.000 I'm blue.
00:04:19.000 We're blue.
00:04:19.000 We're blue?
00:04:20.000 As us.
00:04:21.000 Yeah.
00:04:22.000 Well, not with me.
00:04:23.000 I'm green.
00:04:24.000 Ew!
00:04:25.000 And my other people are gray.
00:04:27.000 That's terrible.
00:04:28.000 You have an iPhone though, so this shouldn't be the case.
00:04:31.000 Well, I have a white background.
00:04:32.000 You tend to have a black background.
00:04:33.000 No, but you still should be blue.
00:04:34.000 Don't let people think that you're green.
00:04:36.000 He's blue, guys.
00:04:38.000 Why would I?
00:04:39.000 It's an elite.
00:04:39.000 It's an elite thing.
00:04:40.000 Okay, well I'm not a poser.
00:04:43.000 I'm happy to show who I am.
00:04:44.000 I'll even show a conversation.
00:04:47.000 I'm not sure what we can show.
00:04:48.000 Maybe you?
00:04:49.000 I think why you're green is because... Oh, now I'm blue with this guy!
00:04:52.000 Yes, because that's an iPhone user.
00:04:55.000 No, but before I was green... Anyway, that's boring.
00:04:58.000 So, whatever you are, I'm blue in this one case with Ryan.
00:05:02.000 He's gray.
00:05:03.000 When you scroll, you should see about the same amount of blue as green.
00:05:10.000 For example, here, let's just go through this.
00:05:14.000 Here's a text I had with Ryan, where I said, you got that?
00:05:21.000 Yeah.
00:05:21.000 It always focuses on the wrong thing.
00:05:24.000 Focus here.
00:05:25.000 There you go.
00:05:25.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:05:26.000 There you go.
00:05:26.000 Yeah.
00:05:27.000 And then, I told you 50 motherfucking times to make it Trump 1980 versus Trump 2020.
00:05:32.000 I caught you forgetting, correcting you, and you still, you still, still fucked up.
00:05:37.000 Also, why the fuck do you not have the URL on it?
00:05:39.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:05:40.000 Very simple fucking task.
00:05:42.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:05:44.000 Fuck you.
00:05:45.000 So...
00:05:47.000 That's the kind of rapport Ryan and I have.
00:05:48.000 But the reason I bring that up is to say, when you're scrolling back and forth with someone, and you're courting them, Ryan and I are not courting each other, you should see about the same amount of blue and grey.
00:05:59.000 Yes.
00:05:59.000 And I was talking to this, I told you this on a previous episode, but we tend to do greatest hits on this, and we'll be doing greatest hits later.
00:06:05.000 She showed me her phone, I didn't read anything, but I just saw blue, blue, blue, blue, grey.
00:06:09.000 Blue, blue, blue, blue, grey.
00:06:11.000 And I go, bitch.
00:06:13.000 Slow it.
00:06:14.000 You got to slow it down, mate.
00:06:18.000 Ladies, you should have one blue for his two greys.
00:06:22.000 Guys, you should have two greys for her one blue.
00:06:25.000 Because then when you respond, it's like, am I responding to the first thing or the second thing?
00:06:28.000 It makes you look desperate.
00:06:30.000 No, it's not about which text she's responding to.
00:06:34.000 It's about looking desperate.
00:06:36.000 Another tip, guys, for getting poontang.
00:06:40.000 Leave early.
00:06:41.000 Like, leave a party early.
00:06:43.000 When you feel like you've made some waves and everyone laughed at a joke and stuff and you can sense it might start dying down soon.
00:06:51.000 Maybe it's like 1240.
00:06:53.000 Irish goodbye.
00:06:55.000 Leave them wanting more.
00:06:58.000 What if there's a guy there like hunting her?
00:07:00.000 Back in Vice days when I would hang out with celebrities, I'd always leave early.
00:07:05.000 I'd always abuse them.
00:07:06.000 Leave them drooling for the G. Just like a bottom lip moist with G juice.
00:07:12.000 Drooling for the G. So anyway, that was an incredibly long way of saying that I felt like giving you the full two and a half hours last week was just too much.
00:07:20.000 We're going to do calls in the second half of the show.
00:07:23.000 You will not be getting those calls.
00:07:25.000 What about the podcast?
00:07:27.000 The podcast will be the full audio, no?
00:07:29.000 Nope.
00:07:30.000 Okay, cool.
00:07:31.000 I can't say, leave them wanting more, and then give a bunch of audio fuckers a million percent.
00:07:37.000 No.
00:07:37.000 So, we'll do the show, we'll get in some greatest hits, we'll show you what freespeech.tv is like, we'll talk about fundthewest.org.
00:07:44.000 Proud Boys are facing nine years, I'd say, for defending themselves in a fight, and I need to get them more lawyer money.
00:07:52.000 And then we're gonna cut you off.
00:07:54.000 When we take calls, and answer letters, and look at stupid videos of fights.
00:07:59.000 I got, yeah, I answered somebody's, uh, complaint yesterday, where they were like, why isn't, uh... Why don't you show your face?
00:08:06.000 I will try.
00:08:06.000 Is that webcam sucks?
00:08:07.000 It's, it's been acting up, but, uh, I think I can make it work, frankly.
00:08:10.000 Maybe it's the cord.
00:08:11.000 Frankly, it's one of the things I think I can make work, and if I couldn't make it work, then I won't do it.
00:08:14.000 But frankly, I will give it a shot.
00:08:16.000 Ryan is doing his 1980s Trump, ladies and gentlemen.
00:08:18.000 It's a new character.
00:08:20.000 He is discovered where he realizes it's totally different from the new Trump.
00:08:24.000 He's more of a mumbly guy trying to inspire confidence in you that he understands what I-beams are and building codes and you should invest in his next building.
00:08:32.000 Whereas now he's selling America, so he's got to be a little
00:08:36.000 A lot bigger.
00:08:37.000 But somebody was asking me a lot of questions about the audio podcast and they said, why don't you put it up with any sort of, uh, like you care about it.
00:08:44.000 And frankly, we don't care about it anymore because honestly, it's a shitty version.
00:08:48.000 You're just listening to something that should be visual, frankly.
00:08:51.000 I would put up more of the podcast, but I got so much chi in me and I'm up to like an hour and a half a day here and I just don't have that much more in me.
00:09:03.000 You know, it's not like other jobs where you have a meeting and you go get brunch with someone you work with.
00:09:09.000 I gotta be on and razzle dazzle!
00:09:14.000 Speaking of razzle and dazzle, Johnny Apple CBD, it's a pun now.
00:09:18.000 You catch that?
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00:09:22.000 Goes back to 2015.
00:09:22.000 They call themselves Johnny Apple CBD, like seed.
00:09:27.000 The website is JACBD.com.
00:09:31.000 You know what CBD is, right?
00:09:33.000 It's basically like pot without the pot part.
00:09:39.000 They have gummies that are great for alleviating anxiety, can sleep a lot better.
00:09:44.000 I find this when I'm drinking a lot of bourbon.
00:09:47.000 I think I have to quit bourbon, basically.
00:09:49.000 And by quit I mean only Fridays and Saturdays.
00:09:52.000 Because I get a good buzz, then around 11 o'clock I feel like I have a brontosaurus on my back and I'm dying to just pass out on the floor.
00:10:00.000 And it's not wasted.
00:10:01.000 I could still hum my ABCs, but I get so fucking tired that I faint like an elephant with a tranquilizer dart up his anal lips.
00:10:09.000 And then I wake up at 4 a.m.
00:10:11.000 on the fucking dot in hell.
00:10:15.000 Like anxiety, death, my children have cancer, I'm getting sued, deported, shot, everything's broken, there's people coming through my front door trying to kill me, like just the worst possible things in a huge pile, and then other shit that's not my fault.
00:10:32.000 Like, a kid with, a stranger with cancer.
00:10:35.000 Goddammit, I saw this fucking picture, I cannot get it out of my head.
00:10:38.000 You know, you know when you see something you weren't supposed to see?
00:10:40.000 Yep.
00:10:41.000 And it haunts you for days, like, I'm sure you've seen this picture, please don't fucking show it, video, of a guy having his cock and balls eaten off by a pit bull?
00:10:49.000 Nope!
00:10:50.000 And they're gone.
00:10:51.000 There is a hole there that you can see.
00:10:51.000 No.
00:10:51.000 They are gone.
00:10:53.000 A cavernous hole where his crotch used to be.
00:10:54.000 It's somewhere in the shithole country in the Middle East.
00:10:54.000 He's tied up.
00:10:56.000 And he's just going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:11:12.000 This picture, maybe I can find it on my phone, it's a little girl consoling her, I'd say, two-year-old brother at the toilet who is puking because he's going through fucking chemo.
00:11:23.000 And I'm actually, it's actually sadistic that I'm pulling this up because I want, yeah, there it is.
00:11:32.000 Oh, that's, I didn't think they were going to be that young.
00:11:34.000 Frick.
00:11:35.000 This is brutal.
00:11:39.000 Oh my god, I'm speaking of the diaper one specifically.
00:11:43.000 Is that the harshest thing you've ever seen?
00:11:46.000 Yeah, I hope it's fake.
00:11:48.000 Oh no, it's definitely not fake.
00:11:49.000 No, I looked up the family.
00:11:51.000 That definitely sucks.
00:11:51.000 No, I think the good... You gotta remember, kids tend to do okay with leukemia.
00:11:55.000 Much better than us, because they can take more shit than we can.
00:11:59.000 They're very robust.
00:12:00.000 Especially liver cancer.
00:12:03.000 So I'm pretty sure that kid survived.
00:12:06.000 Good.
00:12:07.000 Maybe you could look that up, because that's... But the fact that his sister is consoling him there... Because siblings can be pretty mean to each other, but they don't want each other to die.
00:12:18.000 So when the shit hits the fan, they stop being dicks to each other and go, hey, are you okay?
00:12:22.000 That breaks my heart.
00:12:24.000 I'm not sure Johnny Appleseed wants me to include that in.
00:12:28.000 Yeah, where did we just go?
00:12:32.000 That's not great advertising for them.
00:12:33.000 I totally forgot.
00:12:34.000 Hey, really love the reads.
00:12:36.000 If you couldn't show children dying of cancer while you're showing our product, that would be really great.
00:12:41.000 We'd really appreciate that.
00:12:42.000 Because we can't help with cancer.
00:12:44.000 You better be okay now or we just lost a sponsor.
00:12:46.000 Yeah, they have a close bond.
00:12:48.000 He's doing alright.
00:12:49.000 He looks pretty bald.
00:12:49.000 He's still doing chemo.
00:12:50.000 I need to... Are you sure?
00:12:52.000 Yeah, it said he's been doing chemo since 2018.
00:12:54.000 Yeah, but you don't know... Oh, 2018.
00:12:56.000 And he's still going through chemo, yeah.
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00:13:25.000 All the guys at my gym use it.
00:13:26.000 I think I'm getting so strong now that I don't mind these extra classes.
00:13:29.000 Hmm.
00:13:47.000 Like we were whipping a medicine ball at the wall today, knee prob, and I went, oh I guess the next one's gonna suck.
00:13:53.000 Next one was planking like this for a minute, no probs.
00:13:58.000 Other one was doing, not pushups, but in a pushup position on a weight and you go like this.
00:14:03.000 Oh yeah.
00:14:03.000 Do that one, no problem.
00:14:07.000 And then whipping a medicine ball on the ground.
00:14:10.000 No problem.
00:14:11.000 That was pretty cool.
00:14:11.000 I'm just becoming ripped.
00:14:13.000 Look at this.
00:14:14.000 I basically have the arms of Madonna now.
00:14:17.000 That's pretty intense.
00:14:19.000 Or that wrestler Chyna.
00:14:20.000 It's a female.
00:14:22.000 I'm in between Madonna and Chyna and my goal is Carrot Top.
00:14:26.000 I think that's everybody's goal.
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00:15:00.000 Without further to do, by the way, that's another thing you gotta watch.
00:15:05.000 Joke dancing.
00:15:07.000 You do the Carlton or whatever and then you get out there at a wedding and all you can do is the Carlton.
00:15:12.000 Another dangerous thing is joke names like it's it's without further ado but I start saying without further to do and now I can't stop and I get people like Jim Gold going dude it's a do and I go I know but I started to do as a joke and now I can't.
00:15:29.000 Yeah.
00:15:29.000 Like ostrich sized I'm feeling ostrich sized can't stop doing that.
00:15:34.000 Yeah, frankly is a tough one, too Like I post things on my Instagram all the time saying frankly and people say that back to me and I'm like be careful Because it will not stop.
00:15:43.000 Yeah, it doesn't stop.
00:15:44.000 It just never stopped Yeah, I used to work with a guy that said frankly all the time and he was always lying when he said frankly Hey, what was the guy that used to work with they used to say?
00:15:52.000 something at the end of his
00:15:54.000 Is that the guy?
00:15:55.000 Did you tell this story before?
00:15:57.000 No.
00:15:58.000 If you're talking about horrible things to say at the end of a phone call, that's a different subject.
00:16:02.000 What is that?
00:16:03.000 You end phone calls with white power, apology accepted, and I love you.
00:16:09.000 So you're like, okay, well, you guys will be there on Friday?
00:16:12.000 Yeah.
00:16:12.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:13.000 Okay, yeah, well, I might be a little bit late because I got a thing, but I'll see you there.
00:16:17.000 Alright, no problem.
00:16:17.000 Okay, cool, white power.
00:16:18.000 Oh, I thought it was going to be the other person.
00:16:20.000 No, they're all exactly, they all get the exact same reactions.
00:16:23.000 What the fuck?
00:16:25.000 Alright, I love you is great with Brooklyn.
00:16:26.000 Guy who was born and raised in Brooklyn.
00:16:28.000 Okay.
00:16:29.000 Alright, Tommy, love you.
00:16:31.000 And as you're putting the phone down, you can hear, what the?
00:16:33.000 You hear the phone screaming.
00:16:35.000 And then apology accepted.
00:16:36.000 That's more subtle.
00:16:37.000 That makes them mad about 10 seconds later.
00:16:40.000 I like making people mad.
00:16:42.000 I like interrogating war vets with purple hearts, like Joe Biggs, and saying, what battalion were you in?
00:16:49.000 There's no third battalion.
00:16:51.000 And I also like telling people that they're pronouncing their own name wrong.
00:16:55.000 That really pisses them off.
00:16:56.000 Did you invent that one?
00:16:57.000 Because I've never heard that before.
00:16:58.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:00.000 What's your name?
00:17:00.000 Ryan Katzu Rivera.
00:17:02.000 Rivera.
00:17:03.000 What?
00:17:04.000 It's pronounced Rivera.
00:17:06.000 And they always, they never go fuck off.
00:17:09.000 No, I think I know my own fucking name.
00:17:12.000 Well, I know it's Rivera.
00:17:14.000 No, it's Rivera.
00:17:15.000 Or you tell them it's spelled wrong, too.
00:17:18.000 Stephanie, yeah, that's an F. No, it's a PH.
00:17:21.000 S-T-E-P-H.
00:17:22.000 Nah, it's an F.
00:17:25.000 Anyway, speaking of variety, and me boring you, let's see, let's she-shalls by the seashore, Ryan Katsuravara doing the different types of Trump.
00:17:39.000 And we're using this, by the way, this is a fundraising episode.
00:17:41.000 We're using this to push... Oh, before we show this, we're using this to push the stonedefensefund.com because shit's going down.
00:17:49.000 I think November?
00:17:52.000 I'm not sure when, but something... Oh, I sent you this as a separate email at the last second, Ryan.
00:17:56.000 Something huge just happened in Stone's case.
00:17:59.000 So...
00:18:00.000 To be clear, Roger Stone's sin was, they said, they get interrogated by Congress or whatever, and they say, did you do this?
00:18:08.000 Did you do that?
00:18:09.000 And if you go, no, I didn't go to Six Flags, they go, really?
00:18:13.000 Why is this a picture of you at Six Flags?
00:18:15.000 Now you've lied to the FBI, and that's a felony, right?
00:18:20.000 You've lied under oath.
00:18:21.000 Not you made a mistake under oath, you lied.
00:18:24.000 So, I always get these free speech alerts.
00:18:30.000 So what they did is, did you ever get an email from Julian Assange?
00:18:33.000 And Roger Stone goes, uh, no.
00:18:36.000 And they go, oh really?
00:18:37.000 What's this?
00:18:38.000 You're going to jail forever.
00:18:40.000 Now, this is when he was working on the Trump campaign.
00:18:42.000 He was getting literally a thousand emails a day.
00:18:45.000 He got one from Julian Assange that was like, hey man, um, is it?
00:18:49.000 Is it, you shower and I'll show her?
00:18:51.000 I never really got that joke.
00:18:53.000 Is it a porn joke?
00:18:55.000 Was that irrelevant?
00:18:56.000 And Roger Stone goes, no, I don't think so.
00:18:57.000 They go, yeah, you did.
00:18:59.000 Now that's a felony, right?
00:19:01.000 But the, what's the word I'm looking for?
00:19:04.000 The conceit is you and Julian Assange were working to help Russia sabotage the election, sabotage Hillary by leaking the emails with WikiLeaks.
00:19:14.000 And that's why Trump won.
00:19:16.000 So that's collusion with Russia.
00:19:17.000 You encouraged hackers, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:19:21.000 That's the implication.
00:19:23.000 But that's not what the email said.
00:19:25.000 And the judge just said, no, I'm not letting you include that because you never proved that this election was hacked and that Trump or anyone around him had anything to do with it.
00:19:37.000 If that had been proven, then yeah, you'd have a case and we could talk about the Assange email and I'd be mad that he didn't tell you he spoke to Julian Assange.
00:19:46.000 But because the Russia thing never panned out, then you can't use it in court.
00:19:50.000 Well, that's all they got.
00:19:52.000 Yeah.
00:19:52.000 That's why it's serious, right?
00:19:54.000 Yeah.
00:19:54.000 It's the only reason why it's a thing.
00:19:56.000 It's 100% about proving that he, him and Trump, worked with Russia.
00:20:00.000 So now, he's still fucked, by the way.
00:20:02.000 He's still looking at, goddammit, I don't know, half a million dollars in legal bills?
00:20:07.000 Just to prove his innocence?
00:20:09.000 And again, more people went to his house than went to Osama bin Laden's house.
00:20:13.000 Osama bin Laden, by the way, is worse than Roger Stone, in case you don't know.
00:20:16.000 And he's more connected.
00:20:18.000 They had a fucking boat.
00:20:20.000 Just in case Roger Stone shot and killed the entire SWAT team, all the paramilitary dudes with all their insane AKs and knives and bayonets and smoke bombs.
00:20:31.000 He kills all them.
00:20:38.000 Ah, we're dead!
00:20:38.000 And then, like Grand Theft Auto, he's running down his own street.
00:20:42.000 I looked him up, and you can see he's about a quarter mile from water.
00:20:45.000 But still, he runs.
00:20:46.000 They're all like, where the fuck did he go?
00:20:48.000 He's wearing a dress now and a wig.
00:20:50.000 He did a switcheroo.
00:20:51.000 Yeah.
00:20:51.000 And then, he dies in the water and is in one of those... I guess he has a little mini...
00:20:58.000 Oxygen tank.
00:20:58.000 Oh, he's underwater?
00:21:00.000 He's underwater.
00:21:01.000 Oh, he's got that thing where he holds on to it like a mechanical dolphin.
00:21:04.000 I believe they call it.
00:21:05.000 I didn't know you knew that term.
00:21:06.000 Mechanical dolphin.
00:21:08.000 And then they go, nice try!
00:21:09.000 And they get him there.
00:21:12.000 And they also brought helicopters just in case he took his helicopter out of there.
00:21:17.000 Yeah.
00:21:17.000 Or his jetpack.
00:21:18.000 And also, I want to get to this later on too, with the whole Trump thing.
00:21:23.000 Journalism is at an all-time low, you're just a bunch of tattletale bitches, you haven't broken a scoop since Watergate, and the fact that they had some dunce cunt from CNN who was there 40 minutes
00:21:39.000 Before the bust happened, and all of you cocksuckers on CNN went, just incredibly tenacious journalism, some great reportage.
00:21:49.000 Our guy, who's a little kid by the way, he flew down there the night before, didn't go, like if you fly down to do a stakeout at Roger Stone's house, oh that's him, yeah, look at him, he's a child.
00:22:00.000 He's a little HuffPo blogger.
00:22:03.000 He's a Daily Beast intern.
00:22:05.000 David Shortell, that's his name.
00:22:07.000 So, you're gonna fly to do a stakeout?
00:22:10.000 Stakeouts are usually about a week, I'd say.
00:22:12.000 We'll talk to some private detectives, but they're about a week.
00:22:16.000 He flies there, stays at the hotel the night before, gets up around 4, gets the rental car, gets in there, drives down there, 4.20 he's there, 5 o'clock, whew, ah, did it.
00:22:29.000 World's best stakeout artist.
00:22:30.000 And no one went near that.
00:22:32.000 No one went near that obvious fraud.
00:22:35.000 And they're still sticking by their guns.
00:22:37.000 And by the way, David Chortel, the man with the greatest instincts in the history of journalism, who just sensed that there'd be a massive bust, he hasn't done anything before or since.
00:22:47.000 Isn't that kind of weird?
00:22:48.000 That LeBron James played one basketball game and got a bunch of points.
00:22:53.000 I don't know anything about basketball.
00:22:55.000 Got a bunch of home runs and then never played basketball before or after that.
00:22:59.000 I have a theory.
00:23:01.000 What's your theory?
00:23:02.000 He got beginner's luck and now he's been on a stakeout ever since.
00:23:07.000 Like right after the Stonewind he started another stakeout.
00:23:09.000 He's still on that stakeout right now.
00:23:11.000 The media totally ignored that.
00:23:14.000 That's a scoop that needs to be investigated.
00:23:17.000 No, Roger Stone needs to be investigated.
00:23:19.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:23:21.000 Sorry to get so serial.
00:23:23.000 Are you CVS?
00:23:25.000 Uh, let's check out Ryan's new discovery.
00:23:31.000 So when it comes to impressions, there's really two Trumps.
00:23:35.000 Is that correct?
00:23:37.000 Yeah, there's the 1980s Trump, where he's... Let's do the 80s Trump.
00:23:43.000 Show us 80s Trump.
00:23:44.000 Oh, you want to see it?
00:23:45.000 Yeah.
00:23:46.000 Oh yeah, 80s Trump is like, he's kind of a quieter type of guy, you know, frankly.
00:23:50.000 He talks about a lot of things.
00:23:51.000 You know, frankly, addressing Roger Stone, you know, he was a very brilliant strategist.
00:23:56.000 A lot of people aren't quite brilliant the way he is, but he got the job done.
00:23:59.000 He went in there.
00:24:00.000 He did a tremendous job for Reagan.
00:24:02.000 And frankly, I think he's going to do really good jobs for
00:24:05.000 George W. Bush also.
00:24:06.000 Are you thinking of running for president, 80s Trump?
00:24:09.000 No, and you know, Roger Stone has actually brought that to my attention.
00:24:12.000 He would be my running mate and help support my campaign.
00:24:16.000 And frankly, it's not something I'd really want to do right now.
00:24:19.000 There's a lot of people that could do the job, but I frankly don't think I'd do the job.
00:24:21.000 There's a lot of people that could do it, but you know, I just hope they do a good job.
00:24:25.000 Okay, so now let's go to 2019.
00:24:28.000 He's much more... How is he different now?
00:24:31.000 He's super bombastic and loud and very insulting.
00:24:38.000 He likes insulting people.
00:24:39.000 Can I just interrupt you?
00:24:40.000 A lot of hands.
00:24:41.000 How Asian is either of these guys?
00:24:45.000 Not Asian at all, basically.
00:24:46.000 Okay.
00:24:47.000 Just had to jump in there.
00:24:48.000 So why would that be?
00:24:49.000 Just curious.
00:24:50.000 Okay.
00:24:50.000 So let's hear 2019 Trump as opposed to the sort of quiet guy from the 80s.
00:24:55.000 Right.
00:24:55.000 Well, hands on the podium, first of all.
00:24:57.000 Very handsy.
00:24:59.000 You're going to want to squeeze the torso with the, almost like a golf swing.
00:25:03.000 So that's the physical aspect.
00:25:06.000 But let me tell you about Roger Stone.
00:25:08.000 They've pilloried Roger Stone, vilified him, tried to destroy him.
00:25:14.000 They're doing their best to take him down.
00:25:17.000 And why?
00:25:18.000 Because an email, out of millions of emails, he might have said something to Julian Assange.
00:25:24.000 Julian Assange, great guy, by the way.
00:25:25.000 No, he said he didn't get an email from Julian Assange, but he did.
00:25:28.000 So he forgot about an email.
00:25:30.000 Forgot about one email.
00:25:33.000 Imagine all the emails out there.
00:25:35.000 He didn't do a Hillary, where she deleted 30,000 of them.
00:25:40.000 We hate her, don't we?
00:25:41.000 She's really crooked.
00:25:43.000 Really gross.
00:25:44.000 He'll walk away from the podium.
00:25:45.000 She's really gross.
00:25:46.000 And everybody goes wild.
00:25:50.000 Point at people?
00:25:51.000 Didn't they send more people to Roger's house than Osama Bin Laden, Donald?
00:25:56.000 It looked like a James Bond villain capture.
00:26:01.000 Really crazy stuff, folks.
00:26:03.000 Boats, helicopters, you name it.
00:26:05.000 The whole works.
00:26:06.000 Really crooked stuff.
00:26:08.000 Real creepy.
00:26:10.000 So why are the two Trumps so different, 80s and 2019?
00:26:12.000 Well, I think it's because 80s Trump was a businessman.
00:26:17.000 He was trying to sell real estate and nobody wants a madman going in there swinging and
00:26:22.000 Yelling tons of stuff at people because it's more of a boardroom type thing.
00:26:26.000 You're going to want to pitch buildings and know what you're talking about, about zoning and rights and all these things.
00:26:31.000 So much more soft spoken, convincing, tame.
00:26:36.000 And what about now?
00:26:37.000 Older Trump?
00:26:38.000 He has to sell the idea of America.
00:26:42.000 Big, big country, most important country in the world, greatest country in the world, so he's on a grand stage, the most powerful person, and he has to project to all these people, not just American people, all sorts of people, frankly.
00:27:00.000 A lot more people.
00:27:02.000 And he has to be that way because nowadays you can get vilified for just being a patriot and liking America at all.
00:27:12.000 So he has to be very strong and bold against, you know, everybody in the media, everybody that hates him, Antifa, goes from the bottom to the top.
00:27:22.000 This is big, folks.
00:27:24.000 Well, what can we do if we want to defend these people that have been vilified in this era of anti-Americanism?
00:27:30.000 Where can we go to defend, say, Roger Stone?
00:27:32.000 Go to StoneDefenseFund.com.
00:27:37.000 That's again, StoneDefenseFund.com.
00:27:41.000 You know, it's a great fund, and there's a lot of people that are funding things, but frankly, I think this is one of the great things that you could fund.
00:27:46.000 That was terrible.
00:27:51.000 It's too long.
00:27:51.000 Way too long.
00:27:53.000 Way too long.
00:27:54.000 Way too long!
00:27:56.000 We gotta do a short version of that.
00:27:57.000 We did, but it'll- You're cramming way too much stuff in there, too.
00:28:00.000 That was our first- our first run at it.
00:28:03.000 I showed the folks at home my screaming text message, in all caps, about how to tell you things nine billion times, and in that video, you wrote 80s Trump, instead of Trump 1980.
00:28:14.000 Trump 1980 matches with Trump 2020.
00:28:17.000 It's a double entendre.
00:28:18.000 Right.
00:28:21.000 You also said Trump 19, 2019.
00:28:24.000 Yes, I did in the audio.
00:28:25.000 It's riddled with mistakes.
00:28:26.000 But as I explained to you yesterday while we were working on it, that Trump 2020 is an important thing to write because it also implies that he'll be winning the election.
00:28:34.000 Yes.
00:28:35.000 Well, the finished version that'll go to Roger Stone and on YouTube... We're reshooting for the one going to Roger Stone.
00:28:41.000 It's gonna be good dope, but that's all we have right now.
00:28:42.000 Yeah.
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00:29:22.000 I think I'm just gonna pay the pay-per-view.
00:29:24.000 I don't give a shit if it's 70 bucks.
00:29:26.000 You know why?
00:29:27.000 Why?
00:29:28.000 Because a babysitter ends up being $100.
00:29:30.000 You're getting down there.
00:29:33.000 The Uber back is like $80.
00:29:36.000 You end up spending $80 on drinks, because it's super expensive there.
00:29:41.000 And you go out before and after.
00:29:43.000 And unless you have two rows back, unless you're getting hit with Vaseline from their faces, you end up just looking at it on the giant monitor.
00:29:51.000 I think I'm done with major fights.
00:29:54.000 I love seeing small town fights in a little area, like MSG has that little room, it's called like the Hulu room or something.
00:30:01.000 I love watching fights there.
00:30:03.000 Here's my new rule, I just made this up right now.
00:30:05.000 If it's not easy for you to throw a tennis ball and hit one of the boxers, I don't mean like fuckin' yeah!
00:30:13.000 I mean just like fuckin' pew!
00:30:17.000 That's the Ottawa Valley thing, we throw fuck into everything.
00:30:20.000 Playing Frisbee we go mmm fuck.
00:30:23.000 Mmm fuck.
00:30:25.000 Fuck.
00:30:26.000 He'll even say it in stuff like discussions, arguments about love.
00:30:31.000 I love you, fuck.
00:30:33.000 I wanted to be there for anniversary, fuck.
00:30:37.000 Even if you're in a surgeon's office, in ER, and you got your face cut open, he'll be sewing it, and even though he's obviously a professional making really good money, he'll go, fuck.
00:30:53.000 I think it's spelled FK.
00:30:57.000 It's sort of like the way when they censor words.
00:31:01.000 Like the N word.
00:31:01.000 They'll go N asterix asterix asterix A. We go F asterix K. You really do use it a lot.
00:31:09.000 It's like a thing.
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00:31:55.000 It's Errol Spence Jr.
00:31:57.000 and Sean Porter.
00:31:59.000 I believe they're welterweights.
00:32:00.000 What's that, like 145 pounds?
00:32:04.000 Errol Spence in that picture is the guy with the cornrows, I guess?
00:32:06.000 Yeah.
00:32:08.000 And Sean Porter's a bigger guy.
00:32:10.000 Sean Porter's a quiet man.
00:32:12.000 Very proud of himself.
00:32:13.000 Very successful fighter.
00:32:15.000 I'm on Errol Spence Jr.
00:32:17.000 If I was a betting man, which I am and I will be, I will be betting on Errol Spence Jr.
00:32:23.000 and I'll be watching it from my home.
00:32:26.000 Errol Spence Jr.
00:32:26.000 is a brawler.
00:32:28.000 There's boxers and there's fighters.
00:32:29.000 Sean Porter's a boxer.
00:32:31.000 Spence is a fighter.
00:32:33.000 He's kind of like Tyson.
00:32:34.000 He looks like him too.
00:32:36.000 Yeah, Little B's got some Tyson in there, yeah.
00:32:38.000 It's also got some 50 Cent.
00:32:40.000 50 Cent!
00:32:42.000 I'm gonna start dressing like a rich black guy.
00:32:45.000 You already do sometimes.
00:32:47.000 Remember Nikki Glaser said you look like a nine-year-old who just found $8,000?
00:32:51.000 Yeah.
00:32:53.000 By the way, she's done.
00:32:54.000 We're dumping Nikki Glaser.
00:32:56.000 We don't love her anymore.
00:32:57.000 She's trash.
00:32:58.000 We were so in love with her, and we were so happy with that roast.
00:33:03.000 Did you see in the notes there, she talked about the ones she couldn't use on Stern?
00:33:07.000 Yeah, there's this one right here, yep.
00:33:11.000 Frankly, very disappointed.
00:33:13.000 Caitlyn Jenner, what a beautiful woman you killed with your car four years ago.
00:33:18.000 I love that you're one woman who can't menstruate but still manages to have blood on her hands.
00:33:26.000 I didn't write that one.
00:33:27.000 A man did, and you can tell because it implies that women, when they have their periods, they just have their blood all over their hands, which is so funny to me.
00:33:36.000 I know a lot about menstruation.
00:33:40.000 I called her a bad parent.
00:33:42.000 I said Stevie Wonder sees his kids more than you do.
00:33:45.000 The Hills is streaming on MTV right now if you want to go watch Brody grow up.
00:33:49.000 I know you missed that the first time.
00:33:52.000 I know.
00:33:53.000 You're a genre and a- Isn't it funny too how we live in a society that is so politically correct that you can't say things lest you might offend a person of color or a gay person blah blah blah blah blah but
00:34:08.000 You can't, but someone who murdered a woman gets full protection.
00:34:14.000 No, no, no, no.
00:34:15.000 Don't say anything mean to someone who, and it's not because she's trans.
00:34:19.000 It's because Caitlyn Jenner is a celebrity and she went, I'm calling her she, she went to this roast and Nikki Glaser was told, no, you can't talk about the woman you murdered.
00:34:29.000 We're so protective of murderers.
00:34:31.000 What is that?
00:34:32.000 Murders and pedos.
00:34:34.000 Yeah.
00:34:35.000 Don't embarrass our pedophiles.
00:34:36.000 Like Tommy Robinson went to jail twice for offending pedophiles.
00:34:41.000 Sorry about that.
00:34:42.000 Won't happen again.
00:34:43.000 I forgot they're a protected class.
00:34:44.000 Whoa!
00:34:57.000 I haven't seen her in a while.
00:34:59.000 Yeah.
00:34:59.000 She's shocking looking.
00:35:01.000 Well, she's probably 65 years old, dude.
00:35:03.000 No, but I- the hair color.
00:35:04.000 Do you know what you're gonna look like when you're 65?
00:35:06.000 You're gonna look like a weird Asian cashew.
00:35:08.000 Yeah, but I'm not gonna dye my hair to look like a- like a floating- You won't have hair.
00:35:12.000 She looks like a- like a found corpse.
00:35:14.000 She's a grandma.
00:35:15.000 Okay.
00:35:15.000 I'm sorry, Granny.
00:35:16.000 Found corpse.
00:35:17.000 Alec, you're so East Coast.
00:35:18.000 I love it.
00:35:19.000 As a New Yorker, I just appreciate that about you.
00:35:22.000 In the Big Apple, we have a saying that it's not spring until you see Alec Baldwin handcuffed in cargo shorts.
00:35:28.000 That one wasn't great.
00:35:29.000 We should have cut it off earlier.
00:35:30.000 Anyway, she said that Shane Gillis should have been fired.
00:35:34.000 Because he said all kinds of racist shit.
00:35:36.000 We covered this last week, right?
00:35:37.000 We showed his magic video where he predicted all this.
00:35:41.000 He was a fireman where he got fired for being a Trump supporter even though he saved his family.
00:35:45.000 Very spooky.
00:35:46.000 It included the firehouse that did get closed down for being politically incorrect.
00:35:52.000 Totally coincidentally.
00:35:54.000 But yeah, again, what was the racist thing he said?
00:35:58.000 He said they were joking
00:36:01.000 Big detail about Chinatown and how they seem to just appear out of nowhere.
00:36:05.000 And then people are like, why is all these weird Shanghai looking houses?
00:36:08.000 And then Shane goes, what are all these chinks doing here?
00:36:10.000 No, he said people are like, what are all these chinks doing here?
00:36:13.000 So he was lampooning racism, but no, can't work in this town again.
00:36:17.000 Anyway, some cunt.
00:36:20.000 Um, what's his name?
00:36:22.000 Seth.
00:36:24.000 Abramson or something?
00:36:26.000 Seth Abramovich.
00:36:27.000 Abramovich at the Hollywood Reporter.
00:36:30.000 The Hollywood Reporter
00:36:32.000 The name should be a joke.
00:36:34.000 You should laugh when you hear Hollywood Reporter.
00:36:37.000 But here in clown world, that's like, oh, someone from the Hollywood Reporter is here.
00:36:42.000 Oh, I give a shit.
00:36:43.000 And you look at their articles, they'll have a political article, they'll have an article about free speech, and then their other seven articles are about like Kim Kardashian's ass.
00:36:50.000 So it's not like they have a serious division.
00:36:52.000 No, they just have all clown world and occasionally will accidentally touch on something that involves serious shit, like our personal freedoms.
00:37:01.000 And...
00:37:02.000 Women mostly.
00:37:04.000 Take them seriously.
00:37:05.000 The left takes them seriously.
00:37:07.000 The left cares what the fucking Hollywood reporter has to say.
00:37:10.000 For the first time in history, Hollywood is not a joke to these people because we are living in a mentally obese era of incuriosity.
00:37:20.000 Anyway, this clown
00:37:22.000 Talks about how the Shane Gillis firing exposed a growing rift in stand-up.
00:37:28.000 Yeah, basically pussies and people who don't like being pushed around.
00:37:35.000 People who want to stand their ground.
00:37:36.000 And the ones who don't want to be pushed around in comedy realize that the pussies are killing their entire genre, their entire profession, their entire vocation.
00:37:45.000 If you don't have freedom in comedy, you don't have comedy.
00:37:49.000 You don't have Louis C.K., which we don't anymore.
00:37:51.000 You won't have Dave Chappelle.
00:37:53.000 You won't have Bill Burr.
00:37:55.000 Do I seem kind of dark?
00:37:57.000 I don't mean personality-wise.
00:37:59.000 Tone-wise?
00:37:59.000 I mean the set.
00:38:00.000 Like this World War II helmet looks like it's goth.
00:38:04.000 It does.
00:38:05.000 Have you moved anything?
00:38:06.000 No?
00:38:08.000 Weird.
00:38:09.000 Anyway, let me read you some of this.
00:38:11.000 If the pro-Gillis faction has a rebel base, it would be Gas Digital, a subscription streaming network, charges $8.50 a month.
00:38:17.000 We charge $10 a month, but there's way more content.
00:38:21.000 And because we don't have a huge group like Gas Digital, I get to keep all the money.
00:38:25.000 So we'd encourage you to go with freespeech.tv, $100 a year, save two months, and not
00:38:32.000 Gas Digital.
00:38:33.000 No, you can afford both.
00:38:35.000 Based in New York's East Village and catering to alt-right sensibilities.
00:38:39.000 That's right.
00:38:40.000 Legion of Skanks caters to alt-right sensibilities.
00:38:44.000 What are you talking about?
00:38:47.000 Or what others see as envelope-pushing.
00:38:48.000 So, others see it as envelope-pushing, but I am the author and I know what's really going on and they're alt-right.
00:38:54.000 These comedians, Dave Smith, Louis J Gomez, Big Jay Oakerson, they appeal to alt-right sensibilities.
00:39:00.000 So I guess they appeal to white nationalism and anti-semitism, is what Seth is getting at here.
00:39:07.000 What a fucking clown.
00:39:11.000 Anything goes comedy in the vein of Lenny Bruce or Sam Kinison.
00:39:13.000 Yeah, they throw that in right so you can't pillory them for using alt-right.
00:39:17.000 Gillis, I guess Lenny Bruce and Sam Kinison are alt-right in this case.
00:39:20.000 Gillis was a regular on its airwaves.
00:39:24.000 It's where he cracked his angry Andrew Yang jokes as well as another in which he referred to Judd Apatow and actor Chris Gethardt as white faggot comics.
00:39:34.000 I did not know that he said that.
00:39:36.000 That's a very bad word.
00:39:37.000 Judd Apatow.
00:39:38.000 Judd Apatow, who tweeted a picture of me and Tucker joking about how many chicks we fucked, and wrote, This is us at our worst.
00:39:48.000 That's Chris Gethgard.
00:39:50.000 And then Chris Gethard, who did a whole special on how, I'm depressed!
00:39:54.000 Just like Nick Brennan.
00:39:55.000 I have, I have a disease called depression.
00:39:58.000 Or fucking Greg Goldman, the Great Depressed.
00:40:00.000 At least Greg Goldman was genuinely depressed.
00:40:02.000 Gethard and fucking the other dude, the Dave Chappelle guy, Neil Brennan, they're just pretending.
00:40:09.000 It's a disease.
00:40:10.000 Anyway, there's so much cuckage going on here, I have trouble focusing.
00:40:16.000 Louis J Gomez said, it's funny because when you said one side is very tolerant and inclusive, I was like, yeah, that's the side I'm on.
00:40:22.000 Gomez, who co-hosts the series about Legion of Skanks, half a million downloads per episode, insists any characterization of his network as alt-right is wildly off base.
00:40:35.000 Yeah, because it is, Seth.
00:40:37.000 We're on the side of funny, he says.
00:40:39.000 We're just trying to create freely.
00:40:40.000 I think when you get off Twitter and Reddit and YouTube, you find people who aren't super sensitive about jokes.
00:40:44.000 That's true.
00:40:45.000 Like you go to a Dave Smith night at the standup or something and you see everyone's laughing.
00:40:49.000 Multicultural, multiracial, just like my talk at the Manhattan Republican Club.
00:40:54.000 The Antifa outside were the rich white kids, the humorless rich white kids.
00:40:58.000 And inside was a much more multicultural, gay, Jewish, old, young crowd than outside.
00:41:06.000 Anyway, so he keeps talking about how Gomez distances himself from the Alt-Right label.
00:41:11.000 There's two paragraphs about that.
00:41:13.000 Maybe you're wrong about Alt-Right.
00:41:18.000 But here's proof he's alt-right.
00:41:20.000 He had Milo Yiannopoulos on the Skanks podcast, which led to a firestorm of protests.
00:41:28.000 So they had to do it in a different room.
00:41:29.000 And then he says, Yiannopoulos, who's infamous for singing America the Beautiful to a room full of Sieg Heiling Nazis.
00:41:40.000 First of all, let me just, I know this is tedious for me to explain all these allegations, but it's worth it just so you know how baseless they are, that I just focus on them once in a while and tell you the truth.
00:41:49.000 Three people Zieg heiled at a karaoke party he was at.
00:41:53.000 He did not know them.
00:41:54.000 They were assholes, okay?
00:41:57.000 It was not a room full of people Zieg heiling.
00:41:59.000 They were fucking with him because they're dicks, and also, Milo's blind as a fucking bat.
00:42:05.000 If you ever see him read, he wears Mr. Magoo glasses this big.
00:42:09.000 You can go like this to him and he'll go, hey, peace to you too, man.
00:42:12.000 And it's getting worse.
00:42:13.000 He has a degenerative eye disease.
00:42:15.000 So he couldn't see those people.
00:42:17.000 He was not serenading them, as Seth implies here.
00:42:22.000 And then he says,
00:42:24.000 He led a vicious Twitter attack on SNL's Leslie Jones.
00:42:28.000 No, he didn't.
00:42:29.000 He joked about her being ugly at once.
00:42:31.000 Then a hacker went on Leslie Jones's Twitter feed and said, I hate faggots or something like that and directed it at Milo.
00:42:41.000 Leslie goes, I didn't write that.
00:42:42.000 I've been hacked.
00:42:44.000 So Jack's response is, don't worry Leslie, we'll ban Milo forever because you were hacked.
00:42:49.000 That's how logic works.
00:42:52.000 So believe it or not, Milo was the victim in this quote-unquote vicious attack.
00:42:59.000 And then he also says that, what does he say here?
00:43:04.000 Gomez is also engaged in a freewheeling podcast talk with Gavin McInnes, the Vice Media co-founder turned right-wing leader of the neo-fascist Proud Boys.
00:43:12.000 Jesus Christ.
00:43:15.000 Neo-fascist.
00:43:17.000 We're at 43 minutes, by the way, for all the freebie folks.
00:43:20.000 Well, I want to talk about Fun the West and Tommy before we cut everyone off.
00:43:25.000 This episode's going by surprisingly fast.
00:43:27.000 I also want to talk about Terrence Howard and how insane he is.
00:43:30.000 He's been pushing for a movement that says one times one equals two, and he has proof.
00:43:35.000 I don't know.
00:43:37.000 What do you mean?
00:43:37.000 I like the guy, but I can't really follow him on that whole thing.
00:43:40.000 Well, you're wrong.
00:43:41.000 He can prove it!
00:43:42.000 Anyway, you'll miss out on that, non-payers.
00:43:44.000 What else would they miss out on?
00:43:47.000 What does it say about Million Dollar Extreme?
00:43:48.000 A sketch comedy show with alt-right leanings.
00:43:51.000 Says who?
00:43:53.000 There's no evidence of anything.
00:43:54.000 You just say it.
00:43:56.000 You support alt-right sensibilities.
00:43:58.000 Alt-right is anti-semitic.
00:44:00.000 You don't support Israel.
00:44:01.000 You don't like Jews.
00:44:03.000 You're also a racist.
00:44:05.000 You think whites should be separate from other people.
00:44:07.000 You think whites are superior.
00:44:09.000 If you find someone who believes those two things, you should go buy a lottery ticket because it's
00:44:14.000 It's fucking rare.
00:44:16.000 It's very, very unusual.
00:44:19.000 And to have a show on Adult Swim or a successful podcast that gets half a million downloads?
00:44:24.000 Not happening.
00:44:25.000 Not happening.
00:44:26.000 These people do exist.
00:44:27.000 We found them last week.
00:44:28.000 Remember that Nationalist Socialist 88 site where they showed eight people zygiling?
00:44:34.000 You don't get to just bandy that word around.
00:44:36.000 And as for neo-fascist, you're an illiterate fuckface.
00:44:40.000 Fascism is mostly an economic model.
00:44:43.000 It's when a despot and a dictator says, all right, I'm going to have my czar of education, my czar of energy, so I'll have a bunch of mini-dictatorships within my blanket dictatorship.
00:44:55.000 That's what fascism is.
00:44:57.000 It also doesn't allow for freedom of speech.
00:44:59.000 So you wouldn't have a freespeech.tv platform if you were a fascist.
00:45:03.000 Now Hitler took it into anti-semitism and white identity politics.
00:45:08.000 That was him.
00:45:09.000 Japan, not big on the anti-semitism, but big on the we're better, but it was the Japanese who were better.
00:45:14.000 And then Italy, same thing but the Italians are better.
00:45:16.000 Not big on the anti-semitism.
00:45:18.000 So, your definition of fascism is fucking pathetic.
00:45:21.000 And then to add Neo in there, what does that mean?
00:45:24.000 New fascism?
00:45:25.000 You're the one getting people fired, douche.
00:45:28.000 You're the one advocating for Shane Gillis being punished for a fucking joke.
00:45:34.000 Or, distorting the words of Milo and depersoning him and pretending he did things he didn't do.
00:45:39.000 And here's the clincher.
00:45:40.000 Seth Abramson, is that it?
00:45:44.000 Seth Abramovich.
00:45:45.000 He was fired from Gawker for using the n-word.
00:45:50.000 Kanye West came out with this clothing line called Donda, which is named after his mother who passed away in a horrific liposuction accident, I believe.
00:46:01.000 And Seth declared that Donda is an acronym for Original Niggas Dresses Aight.
00:46:10.000 So this is what I want to say about this fucker.
00:46:13.000 The only thing worse than a piece of shit following this bullshit agenda of pretending people are neo-fascist and cancelling people and enjoying them getting fired and being a cunt like Nicky who says no he should have been fired.
00:46:28.000 The only thing worse than that is when you've been a victim of it too.
00:46:32.000 That is especially
00:46:34.000 Filthy.
00:46:35.000 That's especially nauseating when you've been fucked over for a dumb joke and then you join the witch hunt and advocate for it by making up stupid terms like neo-fascist and throwing alt-right at everyone.
00:46:50.000 That's worse!
00:46:51.000 I mean, think about it.
00:46:52.000 A witch comes out of the water.
00:46:54.000 They go, oh, you're not a witch.
00:46:55.000 You're alive.
00:46:56.000 You almost drowned.
00:46:57.000 And then that same person goes, let's go on a witch hunt.
00:47:01.000 I want to join the fucking mob.
00:47:04.000 Disgusting.
00:47:06.000 All right.
00:47:07.000 Speaking of disgusting and being pilloried, before I cut you off, Tommy Trigger's being sentenced, um, Monday.
00:47:15.000 He's looking at, I'd say, five years in prison.
00:47:18.000 Now, I sent you this as a separate email.
00:47:20.000 This is a guy.
00:47:21.000 They called a neo-fascist back in, I think, Portland.
00:47:26.000 This is about five, six years ago now.
00:47:27.000 So he moved.
00:47:28.000 Fine.
00:47:28.000 I gotta get away from these lunatics.
00:47:30.000 Show his face, please.
00:47:33.000 I gotta get away from these Antifa lunatics.
00:47:35.000 By the way, the Fun in the West, take that away because that's for a different thing.
00:47:40.000 And so he goes to Chicago.
00:47:41.000 They find him in Chicago and at one point he's walking down the street, some guy in one of those little, what's it called?
00:47:48.000 Ho Chi Minh Trail?
00:47:49.000 Rickshaw thing?
00:47:50.000 Says, that guy's a fascist!
00:47:52.000 Attacks, puts down his rickshaw and attacks Tommy.
00:47:54.000 Another time he's playing pool with that chick you just showed.
00:47:57.000 They start beating him with pool cues in the pool hall.
00:48:01.000 And he gets 14 stitches, staples in the back of his head.
00:48:05.000 There's his head.
00:48:08.000 So, and then they keep taunting him, saying, you want to go play pool, Tommy?
00:48:12.000 And putting up posters in the neighborhood.
00:48:14.000 So he's always on guard, right?
00:48:15.000 He goes to this show.
00:48:17.000 This is now about a year ago.
00:48:19.000 And I think it was Dropkick Murphy's.
00:48:21.000 And they see him.
00:48:22.000 And they go, there he is.
00:48:23.000 And he goes, oh, fuck.
00:48:23.000 Here we go again.
00:48:24.000 I'm getting my head opened up.
00:48:25.000 So he tries to leave.
00:48:27.000 They corner him, these guys with skinhead tattooed on their hands, corner him, get him in a corner, then they all start rushing him like they're going to beat the living shit out of him, like they do many times.
00:48:36.000 And he goes, guys, guys, come on, step back, step back, I don't want any trouble.
00:48:40.000 And they go, you're getting in trouble.
00:48:41.000 I need to be the guy that beat up Tommy Trigger.
00:48:43.000 So he pulls out a knife.
00:48:46.000 And he goes, just please get back, get back.
00:48:49.000 Now, when you pull out a knife, everyone's supposed to go, whoa, whoa, sane people go, whoa, whoa, whoa, calm down.
00:48:56.000 They don't even hesitate.
00:48:58.000 They keep rushing him.
00:48:59.000 One of the dudes, the main guy who's rushing him has 40 pounds on Tommy.
00:49:02.000 This towering Hulk comes at him and Tommy just goes fucking stabs both of them.
00:49:07.000 Not like, but like swipe, swipe.
00:49:12.000 So he's looking at attempted murder.
00:49:15.000 In fact, the judge said, you're lucky this isn't a murder charge.
00:49:18.000 You're lucky they lived.
00:49:19.000 What?
00:49:20.000 It is a crystal clear case of self-defense.
00:49:25.000 The sentencing is happening Monday, so there's nothing we can do.
00:49:28.000 That's why there's no more fund for him.
00:49:31.000 But these three guys...
00:49:39.000 Dave hasn't started his trial yet.
00:49:41.000 Is that Dave or D- Dave?
00:49:44.000 What?
00:49:44.000 It was Doug or Dave?
00:49:46.000 Dave.
00:49:46.000 Okay.
00:49:47.000 David Curiacose.
00:49:50.000 An Indian gentleman, a brown gentleman.
00:49:52.000 He's part of this multi-racial white supremacy.
00:49:54.000 Then there's John, whose wife and kids are black.
00:49:57.000 He just had another black baby.
00:49:59.000 Then there's Max, who is white.
00:50:00.000 You got one white guy in the group, or at least one non-race-mixing white guy.
00:50:04.000 Although his last girlfriend- It was Latina.
00:50:06.000 Latina.
00:50:06.000 Latina.
00:50:08.000 We're raising money for them for their appeal because they are looking at, well, technically 15 years, but the lawyers I talk to, and I'm not just talking about lawyers involved in the case, say it's looking like nine.
00:50:23.000 Nine fucking years.
00:50:24.000 Now, I've already done a video on this, you could maybe pull up, where I talk about a massive Antifa fight that night that was very neo-fascist.
00:50:33.000 They beat the shit out of a journalist and took his equipment.
00:50:35.000 Kai Russo, Caleb Perkins, and Finbar Slonim, who also goes by the names Solange and Sorin.
00:50:43.000 Slonim, that's a guy.
00:50:47.000 And those three, well, just play a bit of the tape.
00:50:49.000 You remember this from my previous thing.
00:50:52.000 No media attention.
00:50:53.000 No reputations tarnished.
00:50:56.000 No criminal records.
00:50:58.000 Zero punishment for this hate crime.
00:51:02.000 They beat him up because they assumed that he was a Trump supporter and they robbed him.
00:51:08.000 Those are felonies.
00:51:10.000 When you beat the crap out of someone in a mob and take their stuff, especially a journalist, that's a felony.
00:51:16.000 Zero charges.
00:51:17.000 Conversely, at the end of the night, Antifa were dispersed.
00:51:21.000 They went around the block.
00:51:22.000 Six individuals circled the block and came 82nd Street, Lex to Park, to try to intercept the group.
00:51:29.000 They formed a human wall.
00:51:31.000 They whipped a bottle of piss at Proud Boys.
00:51:35.000 One of them, Max Hare, ran up, took off his mask.
00:51:37.000 They de-masked them all.
00:51:38.000 You can see what they look like here.
00:51:40.000 And the police showed up and said, do you want to press charges?
00:51:43.000 The Antifa, who had just been beaten up for attacking them, said, fuck you, pig.
00:51:49.000 Alrighty then.
00:51:50.000 There's nothing to do here.
00:51:50.000 There's no victims.
00:51:52.000 When you have an assault charge, you're supposed to have hospital records and police reports.
00:51:57.000 No victims, no crime.
00:51:58.000 They said get lost, pig.
00:51:59.000 We're fine.
00:51:59.000 So go to fundthewest.org and buy a little rubber bracelet thingy.
00:52:04.000 That's the only way we can raise money for these guys without it getting shut down.
00:52:08.000 We have to buy a thing.
00:52:10.000 I've seen assholes going, where's my fucking rubber bracelet thing?
00:52:15.000 You'll get it.
00:52:16.000 That's not really that important.
00:52:17.000 What's important is getting money to them.
00:52:19.000 I raised $6,000 recently, but that's still $2,200 for the three of them.
00:52:23.000 And lawyers are $400 an hour, so it's what?
00:52:27.000 Fuckin' two, four, like eight hours of stuff?
00:52:32.000 One, two, three, four.
00:52:34.000 No, 12 hours.
00:52:34.000 12 hours.
00:52:36.000 12, 13, 14 hours of lawyer work, which is nothing!
00:52:38.000 At an appeal.
00:52:39.000 And nine fucking years in prison for winning a fight.
00:52:43.000 We're sorry.
00:52:44.000 I'll officially apologize right now.
00:52:46.000 Proud Boys are sorry they won the fight after they were ambushed.
00:52:49.000 They're very, very sorry.
00:52:50.000 They promised not to win any more fights after people jumped them.
00:52:53.000 They promise now to just lie on the ground and get kicked in the head.
00:52:57.000 Again and again and again.
00:52:58.000 Is that what you want?
00:53:00.000 Alright, we're going to cut these people off soon.
00:53:02.000 I want to talk to Jack Posobiec, though, about this Trump scoop.
00:53:07.000 So the story is that Trump called Ukraine.
00:53:14.000 And here's the truth.
00:53:16.000 He said, can you look into Joe Biden's son, Hunter?
00:53:19.000 There's some weird shit going on there.
00:53:20.000 I think what happened was he did some deal with a consultancy firm and Biden pushed for it to go through.
00:53:27.000 And I think Hunter was making like $50K a month.
00:53:30.000 I think he made $3 million from the deal.
00:53:33.000 And here's what else is really fishy, you guys.
00:53:37.000 I think they use the government to facilitate this hustle.
00:53:40.000 At one point, Joe Biden said, we have a billion dollars allocated to Ukraine for military support.
00:53:48.000 I don't know why.
00:53:49.000 We're withholding that unless you stop investigating this corruption with my son.
00:53:53.000 That seems to me to be pretty corrupt.
00:53:55.000 That's the truth.
00:53:56.000 All right.
00:53:56.000 And have you got Biden bragging about it?
00:53:59.000 Oh, yeah, he says it.
00:54:00.000 So Biden brags.
00:54:02.000 That yeah, I said to them, uh, fire this fucking prosecutor, you're not getting your billion bucks.
00:54:08.000 And son of a bitch.
00:54:09.000 Son of a bitch.
00:54:10.000 He's so senile, and this is a while ago, that he brags about his own corruption.
00:54:18.000 Convincing us that we should be providing for loan guarantees.
00:54:18.000 I'm not bragging.
00:54:22.000 And I went over, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kiev, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion dollar loan guarantee.
00:54:33.000 And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.
00:54:42.000 He's bragging about what they're accusing Trump of.
00:55:08.000 Got fired.
00:55:09.000 And they put in place someone who was solid.
00:55:12.000 Can you do that as Tony Soprano, please?
00:55:15.000 As someone who's not, oh.
00:55:17.000 So I went over there, I got all this fucking money, you know.
00:55:21.000 And I said, I want this guy fired.
00:55:23.000 And they're like, well, it's not that simple.
00:55:25.000 There's a lot of mathematics involved.
00:55:27.000 It's a very difficult business.
00:55:29.000 So I took the money and I said, I got a flight.
00:55:32.000 It's like six hours.
00:55:33.000 Plus, I'm kind of hungry.
00:55:35.000 So if I leave here and that guy's not fired, you're not gonna get the fucking money.
00:55:39.000 I'm just gonna leave.
00:55:41.000 That's exactly, I mean, that's not even a joke.
00:55:46.000 So the left's takeaway from this is, no, what happened was Trump called Ukraine and said, fuck with Joe Biden or you're dead, or I'm gonna fuck with you.
00:55:56.000 It's a threat.
00:55:57.000 It's blackmail.
00:55:58.000 Which is what Joe Biden did.
00:55:59.000 We're not blackmailing, so.
00:56:01.000 So Joe Biden said, stop the investigation or you're fucked, and we're withholding aid.
00:56:06.000 Trump said, you guys should look into that, right?
00:56:09.000 So they go, impeach, impeach, impeach.
00:56:11.000 Front page, the New York Post, impeach.
00:56:13.000 And then Trump releases the transcripts.
00:56:15.000 So Adam Schiff gets up there and he goes, look, I know the transcripts don't sound like what we said he said, but there was a Mafia Tony Soprano subtext in there where he's basically saying, look, it's a very difficult situation.
00:56:33.000 Did I send you that, Link?
00:56:34.000 I'm looking for it right now.
00:56:36.000 Yeah, it's there.
00:56:37.000 Make them an offer they can't refuse.
00:56:39.000 OK.
00:56:40.000 Here I go.
00:56:44.000 There we go.
00:56:44.000 Uh oh.
00:56:45.000 And that's the Guardian.
00:56:49.000 This is the Guardian.
00:56:50.000 This is left-wing papers playing this and saying, see, Adam Schiff showed you.
00:56:55.000 You just got to read between the lines and see that it's a mafioso thing.
00:56:58.000 So he invents a conversation where he says, with a Tony Soprano voice, where he says, look, I've done a lot of favors for you.
00:57:07.000 My fucking Tony Soprano sucks.
00:57:09.000 Can you play that?
00:57:11.000 Yeah.
00:57:13.000 Notes of the call reflect a conversation far more damning than I or many others had imagined.
00:57:20.000 It is shocking at another level that the White House would release these notes and felt that somehow this would help the President's case or cause.
00:57:31.000 Because what those notes reflect is a classic mafia-like shakedown of a foreign leader.
00:57:39.000 Reflect a Ukrainian president who was desperate for US support.
00:57:44.000 Yeah.
00:57:44.000 Military support to help that country in a hot war with Putin's Russia.
00:57:51.000 A country that is still occupied by irregular Russian forces.
00:57:56.000 So don't tell them to investigate any corruption.
00:57:58.000 They're desperate.
00:58:02.000 It's to his Ukrainian counterpart that the United States has done a lot for Ukraine.
00:58:09.000 We've done an awful lot for Ukraine.
00:58:10.000 This is all made up.
00:58:11.000 More than the Europeans or anyone else has done for Ukraine.
00:58:14.000 But there's not much reciprocity here.
00:58:16.000 This is how a mafia boss talks.
00:58:18.000 But just pause.
00:58:19.000 What have you done for us?
00:58:19.000 He didn't say that.
00:58:21.000 So Schiff is paraphrasing it, adding a layer of Tony Soprano, and then saying, can you believe this shit?
00:58:28.000 Anyway, let's get Jack on the line, because he's been all over this story since the beginning.
00:58:33.000 But, before we do, I'm going to cut off this video.
00:58:36.000 I don't want them to get the calls.
00:58:38.000 I'm going to leave them wanting more.
00:58:39.000 I want them to have gavitis.
00:58:41.000 Go to freespeech.tv.
00:58:43.000 $100 a year, $10 a month.
00:58:45.000 We are at, what, 12,900 subscribers.
00:58:47.000 We need to break 13 in order for me to buy Rolex.
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