Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #16

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:30.000 Hey guys, that was a song that we have the rights to because it's Ryan's.

00:00:40.000 Yep, Ryan made a goth song for our new favorite guy, Nate Ober.

00:00:50.000 And we're allowed to use it.

00:00:51.000 YouTube can't stop us.

00:00:55.000 That's right.

00:00:59.000 We're like the SNL cast cracking up at our own joke.

00:01:03.000 Yeah, I kind of Jimmy Foul on that one.

00:01:05.000 You're going to have to forgive me, but I'm a little nervous.

00:01:08.000 So hopefully you can forgive me.

00:01:12.000 But, of course, I'm sporting the...

00:01:17.000 Yeah.

00:01:19.000 These are spiky steampunk goggles.

00:01:23.000 And they're coming metallic silver and black, but these are the black ones.

00:01:29.000 Why does he always say my name Gavin?

00:01:32.000 Like a super villain or something?

00:01:35.000 Yeah, like it's like he's saying skeletor.

00:01:38.000 Like, I'm not scared of you.

00:01:41.000 Yeah.

00:01:41.000 We were going to get Nate on the show today, but I think he's at the hospital.

00:01:46.000 Gotting medicated, and they want to put him in a mental institution.

00:01:49.000 Yeah, the doctors, they prescribe me something for seizures.

00:01:53.000 I don't have seizures.

00:01:55.000 So you can follow all that on this YouTube, Nate Ober.

00:01:59.000 Your camera angle's all fucked up, and it's way too close, and it's showing too much of me.

00:02:03.000 We can change it.

00:02:06.000 We should show people who Nate Ober is.

00:02:08.000 1-1.

00:02:09.000 Okay.

00:02:09.000 See, we have codes now.

00:02:11.000 I copied this from Robin Quivers.

00:02:14.000 There's Nate talking about the goggles that we purchased after we saw his show, where he just looks at goth stuff and describes it.

00:02:23.000 Yeah, apparently this was a cable access television show.

00:02:27.000 It's like an opening thing, but you're not opening it.

00:02:30.000 He's just showing a picture of it.

00:02:32.000 There he is.

00:02:33.000 There's Nate.

00:02:34.000 He's much better at makeup than you, by the way.

00:02:36.000 Thanks.

00:02:38.000 Next, we have black or silver ABS spiked steampunk goggles that come with an extra set of colored lenses that you can insert for only $14.

00:02:50.000 Wait, mine didn't come with those?

00:02:53.000 Yeah, I didn't get the color inserts.

00:02:55.000 The medication he's on looks like it feels really good.

00:02:59.000 You know, because he's kind of got an opioid kind of a vibe.

00:03:04.000 His face was a little loose.

00:03:05.000 It's pretty good.

00:03:08.000 Is he on uppers?

00:03:10.000 I think we saw an old video of him, and it was from years ago, and he was like, hey guys, what's going on?

00:03:15.000 And he sounded like a normal gay.

00:03:18.000 And not the sort of like floppy.

00:03:18.000 Yes.

00:03:22.000 He's not gay.

00:03:25.000 I didn't say he was gay.

00:03:27.000 Oh.

00:03:28.000 Maybe the tone should have, I should have changed it.

00:03:31.000 And in the old video, he looked like a normal gay.

00:03:34.000 No.

00:03:34.000 He looked like a normal gay.

00:03:36.000 Normal gay.

00:03:37.000 A normal gay.

00:03:38.000 Normal gate.

00:03:40.000 There are a lot of videos.

00:03:42.000 I feel like our viewers aren't as excited about Nate Ober as we are.

00:03:45.000 They don't get obsessed.

00:03:47.000 Well, they will be.

00:03:48.000 But another lunatic I'm obsessed with is, remember the woman who broke into the zoo last week to talk to a lion?

00:03:56.000 And not just a lion.

00:03:58.000 She went in there with the giraffes because she literally, this is her words, I literally have the same diet as a giraffe.

00:04:07.000 So everyone gets this wrong, by the way, this whole story.

00:04:11.000 This is how bad journalists are.

00:04:13.000 She's high.

00:04:14.000 She's a marijuana addict.

00:04:16.000 And in this day and age, to do marijuana is like being an LSD addict.

00:04:20.000 So she's rotted her mind.

00:04:22.000 Her crazy brain is fried on marijuana.

00:04:26.000 Should it be legal?

00:04:27.000 Yes.

00:04:28.000 And the other factor they didn't get on this is she did this for the Graham.

00:04:33.000 She did this for Instagram.

00:04:35.000 Just like that young man who died trying to find that untouched tribe off the coast of India.

00:04:41.000 Yeah.

00:04:42.000 The Centennial tribe.

00:04:43.000 What are they called?

00:04:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:44.000 Good memory.

00:04:45.000 It's something like Sentinel.

00:04:47.000 Sentinel.

00:04:49.000 LOL.

00:04:50.000 You know what he does in emails to me?

00:04:52.000 He writes as LOL.

00:04:56.000 So he'd be like, we should do something together.

00:04:58.000 LOL.

00:05:02.000 Anyway, I give my personal number.

00:05:03.000 She did this for the Graham.

00:05:04.000 So we'll just update you.

00:05:06.000 This is a great place to get yesterday's news.

00:05:08.000 We're now going back like two weeks.

00:05:16.000 Someone's mad at her because they go, if that lion attacked you, you would have got the lion killed.

00:05:19.000 I don't give a shit about animals.

00:05:22.000 Like, I don't want a lion to die, but that's more...

00:05:24.000 A human's more important than an animal.

00:05:26.000 How do we have to...

00:05:36.000 Especially Americans.

00:05:37.000 We love animals more than humans.

00:05:40.000 Yeah, but if they bite a kid, you have to hit it with a hammer until it almost dies.

00:05:45.000 You know that those animals you love, you eat all the time, unless you literally have the same diet as a giraffe.

00:05:51.000 Anyway, so I looked up her Instagram.

00:05:53.000 She's a black Hebrew Israelite, which is a racist organization that hates white people.

00:05:59.000 BHI.

00:06:00.000 Sometimes they're pretty cool.

00:06:02.000 Like in New York, they just yell at people, and in D.C., they're violent.

00:06:06.000 That was the Covington Catholic School kids when they got in that shit with the Indian pounding the drum in their face.

00:06:12.000 They had just been accosted by black Hebrew Israelites calling them faggots.

00:06:15.000 And that didn't go anywhere.

00:06:16.000 That story.

00:06:18.000 But standing your ground was aggressive.

00:06:20.000 Anyway, she's one of those.

00:06:22.000 I don't think they can marry white people.

00:06:24.000 I think it's illegal.

00:06:28.000 And they laugh at the Holocaust, By the way, did you know that?

00:06:31.000 Yeah, that's not the real Holocaust or something.

00:06:33.000 Yeah, those weren't the real Jews.

00:06:36.000 They're the real Jews.

00:06:37.000 So the Holocaust, I think, was like an accident.

00:06:40.000 Like they got the wrong guys or something.

00:06:42.000 It's bizarre.

00:06:43.000 It's hard to mistake the two.

00:06:46.000 I saw a white guy filming them once dressed as a black Hebrew Israelite.

00:06:51.000 They say proud boys are racist, but blacks join them.

00:06:55.000 No, that's not the case, but whites will join a racist organization that hates them.

00:06:59.000 Can you flip the monitor here?

00:07:02.000 All right, so anyway, she calls herself Queen Empress.

00:07:07.000 No, what's her name?

00:07:09.000 Look up her Instagram.

00:07:11.000 13.

00:07:12.000 Don.

00:07:13.000 Queen Empress Maya Larie.

00:07:18.000 Yeah, Maya Larie Israelite.

00:07:19.000 Queen Empress Maya Larie Israelite.

00:07:23.000 And she's a very aggressive young woman.

00:07:26.000 I think she's on the lamb.

00:07:27.000 I think there's a warrant out for her arrest for this thing, and she's not going...

00:07:35.000 So the normal one, like do that one on the top left.

00:07:37.000 This is her most normal video.

00:07:43.000 Ain't no days off.

00:07:46.000 She looks like the Hodge twins in this.

00:07:47.000 You know, those.

00:07:48.000 Fucking days off, nigga.

00:07:51.000 I'm out here chogging in the rain, folks.

00:07:58.000 Who looking for Big Maya?

00:08:01.000 The police.

00:08:02.000 Big Maya in shape.

00:08:04.000 Big Maya ain't getting in shape.

00:08:06.000 Mentally, physically, and spiritually.

00:08:08.000 In case somebody try to do some funny shit.

00:08:08.000 Yeah.

00:08:12.000 Yo, Queen Sheba, we here.

00:08:14.000 Okay, so that's her being normal.

00:08:16.000 But go down, go down a little bit to where she's...

00:08:23.000 That one's pretty good.

00:08:23.000 Yeah.

00:08:24.000 Okay, please.

00:08:26.000 And she posts.

00:08:26.000 I'm addicted.

00:08:28.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:31.000 Oh, that's terrifying.

00:08:33.000 Yeah, she can really bug out her eyes.

00:08:36.000 That's a talent.

00:08:38.000 Best used in comedy.

00:08:40.000 She's eating what giraffes eat.

00:08:42.000 She literally has the same diet as a giraffe.

00:08:44.000 Look at her.

00:08:47.000 It's an apple.

00:08:49.000 An apple with like cauliflower on it or something.

00:08:52.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:08:54.000 You know what she looks like?

00:08:55.000 Who?

00:08:56.000 She looks like the monster that you have to defeat at the end of Mortal Kombat.

00:09:00.000 I don't play video games.

00:09:01.000 What are my 10?

00:09:02.000 Gordo or something?

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00:10:55.000 So we're having fun with Nate Ober and Queen Empress.

00:10:58.000 Yeah.

00:10:59.000 And it brings up the subject, where's the line with this kind of stuff?

00:11:06.000 Like, when are you mocking the mentally ill?

00:11:09.000 We were laughing at Terrence Howard's Teriology the other day, where he believes that he's discovered a loophole in mathematics, where one times one equals two.

00:11:21.000 And we're laughing and laughing and laughing.

00:11:24.000 And it doesn't feel like punching down, probably because he's rich and famous and dropped dead gorgeous.

00:11:29.000 But is that ethical?

00:11:32.000 Are we wrong to laugh at Nate Ober?

00:11:34.000 Oh, yeah, look at this.

00:11:36.000 I live in a Beodin thinking about symbos.

00:11:41.000 That's Joe Gagan.

00:11:43.000 Oh, my God.

00:11:44.000 Thanks, Joe.

00:11:45.000 Please send me a bunch of people.

00:11:46.000 You got to kind of go with your gut.

00:11:47.000 Like, Queen Empress, I would like to get her on the show.

00:11:51.000 Absolutely.

00:11:52.000 But isn't that morally wrong?

00:11:55.000 No.

00:11:56.000 No?

00:11:56.000 She's been in Mortal Kombat before, so.

00:11:58.000 Let me see.

00:11:59.000 Okay.

00:12:02.000 It's more than I thought it was.

00:12:04.000 It's more of a likeness than I thought.

00:12:08.000 I don't know.

00:12:09.000 It feels...

00:12:15.000 Okay?

00:12:16.000 1-4.

00:12:17.000 Boy, this new number system is really.

00:12:19.000 I love it.

00:12:19.000 This rocks.

00:12:20.000 Thank you, Robin.

00:12:21.000 Thank you, Robin.

00:12:24.000 Hey now.

00:12:25.000 In my heart is the love to perform.

00:12:27.000 The love to touch the souls of others.

00:12:29.000 To exhilarate.

00:12:31.000 Oh.

00:12:32.000 I thought it did so well right there.

00:12:34.000 Probably into it.

00:12:38.000 This is clearly mentally ill.

00:12:42.000 He has Asperger's.

00:12:43.000 To exhilarate, to exultate, to exult in what it is to be human, to be the smallest.

00:12:50.000 Did you know in Korea, they judge people by their foreheads?

00:12:53.000 Wow.

00:12:54.000 Yeah, I met this.

00:12:55.000 I was dating this Korean girl once named Min, and we had met wasted, and she didn't really remember it.

00:12:59.000 So the Second date, she was nervous.

00:13:01.000 She couldn't really remember what I looked like.

00:13:03.000 And she said, Yeah, I was really worried that you'd have a small forehead.

00:13:07.000 Wow.

00:13:08.000 Yeah, apparently, there's some legitimacy to this prejudice.

00:13:15.000 So go back to him.

00:13:18.000 Until you can let it out, if we were to express you on this show, what was it?

00:13:24.000 Like, this was on cringe credit, and I'm watching, and I'm not cringing.

00:13:28.000 I feel bad for the kid.

00:13:29.000 He's as bad as that guy we used to talk about.

00:13:33.000 Playboy Ghost, Daniel Wakeford.

00:13:35.000 That's right.

00:13:36.000 He's probably the same Asperger, same mental disorder.

00:13:39.000 You know, a fan bumped into him and was really starstruck?

00:13:42.000 Oh, really?

00:13:43.000 She only found out about him through us.

00:13:43.000 After listening.

00:13:45.000 That's funny.

00:13:46.000 I'm Neil Goldstein.

00:13:47.000 She's got a picture of him with him.

00:13:48.000 How old are you?

00:13:49.000 I'm 19, actually.

00:13:50.000 I know I look a little older.

00:13:52.000 Like, this guy, they're going, what's his problem?

00:13:56.000 His problem is his brain doesn't work correctly.

00:13:58.000 Now he's looking at them like, wait, did I?

00:14:01.000 Well, he's probably used to this.

00:14:02.000 He's probably like, uh-oh, I'm freaking people out like I tend to do.

00:14:06.000 Oh, man.

00:14:07.000 It's not funny.

00:14:07.000 I know.

00:14:08.000 No.

00:14:09.000 It's not.

00:14:10.000 You want to be a singer?

00:14:10.000 Keep going.

00:14:12.000 Well, I think I am a singer.

00:14:12.000 Absolutely.

00:14:13.000 I want to be a singer on the stage you guys can provide.

00:14:16.000 Oh.

00:14:17.000 Yeah.

00:14:18.000 Okay, and what are you going to sing?

00:14:18.000 Yeah.

00:14:20.000 I'm going to sing Rock and Roll Dreams Come True by Meatloaf.

00:14:23.000 Okay, thank you.

00:14:24.000 Okay.

00:14:29.000 Remember everything that I told you.

00:14:33.000 And then he forgets.

00:14:36.000 That's ironic.

00:14:39.000 That's kind of funny.

00:14:42.000 That was equipment for a mentally suitable person, though.

00:14:45.000 So that's way overkill.

00:14:46.000 Well, like, they should have a screening at American Idol where they don't let mentally ill people come in.

00:14:53.000 Why are you frozen like that?

00:14:55.000 Oh, that's the camera.

00:14:56.000 It gets like that.

00:14:57.000 When you talk, I like to have the split shot here, but we'll go back to him.

00:15:04.000 Okay, look at him laughing.

00:15:05.000 Take your time.

00:15:06.000 Take your time.

00:15:07.000 All right, so the woman are kind and benevolent.

00:15:09.000 The man's laughing.

00:15:10.000 That maybe wasn't the best example, and it's kind of weird to jump into watching videos.

00:15:14.000 So assume we haven't spoken to you cheapskates in a week because you don't watch the show every day.

00:15:18.000 But here's a much better example.

00:15:20.000 This is actually, this girl inspired me to start going, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:15:24.000 Maybe because she's Scottish.

00:15:26.000 Why are we mocking the mentally ill and laughing at them?

00:15:29.000 Now, the laughing in this is so obscene, it's right out of Slum Dog Millionaire.

00:15:34.000 Like thousands of people are laughing at this Asperger's Spectrum-y OCD Scottish girl.

00:15:42.000 She's not bad at twirling the baton.

00:15:44.000 She can't twirl the baton.

00:15:46.000 So it's like right out of the 1800s.

00:15:48.000 Like step right up, see the simple girl, make a fool of herself.

00:15:52.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:15:53.000 You're retarded.

00:15:54.000 It looks like one of those nightmare sequences, like in a movie where everybody's going, ha ha.

00:15:58.000 That's precisely what I'm getting at.

00:16:00.000 Macabre, you said when you first saw it, remember?

00:16:04.000 Yeah, it's macabre.

00:16:09.000 Like, there should be a guy with a little pin called the mentally ill.

00:16:14.000 Well, you can't call him that because they'll know.

00:16:16.000 But they should just go, yeah, no.

00:16:18.000 Like, would they do this to someone with Down syndrome?

00:16:21.000 Look at her.

00:16:22.000 Tell me what you're going to be doing today.

00:16:23.000 Bat and Prolim.

00:16:24.000 I thought so.

00:16:26.000 Bit of a clue.

00:16:27.000 Yeah.

00:16:28.000 I can't hear her.

00:16:28.000 How long have you been doing that?

00:16:30.000 Eleven years and eight long.

00:16:32.000 Eleven?

00:16:33.000 That's a long time.

00:16:34.000 Wow, so you must be great.

00:16:35.000 No eye contact.

00:16:36.000 No eye contact?

00:16:37.000 That's a big Asperger's thing.

00:16:39.000 Yes.

00:16:41.000 Oh my god, she gets bullied by all the kids in her school.

00:16:46.000 There's me, Jennifer.

00:16:48.000 She's a bampot.

00:16:49.000 Look at that.

00:16:50.000 You're a stupid cunt.

00:16:51.000 So you are.

00:16:52.000 You can't eat twaddle it, Jenny.

00:16:55.000 I forgot what name I gave her.

00:16:57.000 You can't eat twaddle it.

00:16:59.000 You're useless.

00:17:00.000 You know how Jimmy's every guy in Scotland?

00:17:03.000 Jenny's not every guy.

00:17:03.000 Yeah.

00:17:04.000 Oh, okay.

00:17:04.000 But okay, now you can skip ahead to her doing the actual thing on stage.

00:17:10.000 Yeah.

00:17:11.000 So you've seen the patent for a while.

00:17:18.000 And does it normally go quite well?

00:17:19.000 Are you just going to do that?

00:17:20.000 Scottish people.

00:17:20.000 Just pause.

00:17:21.000 Oh, that's funny that the X's are the Scottish flag.

00:17:23.000 Scottish people can't pronounce names.

00:17:25.000 Sarah is Sira.

00:17:27.000 And you know how they pronounce Hugh?

00:17:29.000 Shug.

00:17:31.000 Where do they get the SH from?

00:17:34.000 Yoda Shug.

00:17:36.000 So you've seen the twirlers on the show before?

00:17:36.000 Yeah.

00:17:38.000 Yes.

00:17:39.000 Are you better than them, do you think?

00:17:40.000 Yes.

00:17:41.000 You're quite confident.

00:17:42.000 Yeah, because you've never seen anything apart from yet.

00:17:44.000 No.

00:17:46.000 That's pretty good.

00:17:47.000 All right, off you go.

00:17:50.000 Now, watch how terrible this is.

00:17:53.000 I wonder if YouTube will find us for this song.

00:17:57.000 Hmm, maybe.

00:17:58.000 So they're rooting for it.

00:18:00.000 This is 11 years she's been doing this.

00:18:03.000 She's terrible.

00:18:09.000 Look, and she drops it.

00:18:10.000 A lot of pressure, though.

00:18:11.000 Okay, that's the proper reaction.

00:18:13.000 Is, oh my God.

00:18:14.000 Yeah.

00:18:14.000 And now we have, and this is also really disturbing.

00:18:17.000 The fact that this beautiful woman who's a movie star is laughing at this special girl.

00:18:23.000 Have we not made any cultural advances in the past 500 years?

00:18:27.000 We have beautiful people laughing at ugly retards.

00:18:30.000 When was this released?

00:18:31.000 I don't know.

00:18:32.000 I mean, because there's an argument to be.

00:18:33.000 It's not 500 years old.

00:18:38.000 2009.

00:18:39.000 Okay.

00:18:39.000 Okay, look at her.

00:18:41.000 Oh, God, you suck, ugly person.

00:18:43.000 I'm gorgeous and rich.

00:18:48.000 Sarah, the worst bat and twirler we have ever had on this show.

00:18:55.000 If bat and twirling is dropping a stick in the middle of Bonnie Tyler, yes, I could do that.

00:19:03.000 Simon, I like to see you have a go at.

00:19:05.000 Yeah.

00:19:06.000 I like the fire there.

00:19:08.000 Yeah, it's mental disability.

00:19:09.000 It's like you just insulted my being.

00:19:11.000 She's simple.

00:19:12.000 She should be working like darning socks or something with a loving caretaker.

00:19:12.000 Yeah.

00:19:18.000 Not being ridiculed on national television.

00:19:22.000 By elite adults.

00:19:24.000 By millionaires.

00:19:24.000 Yeah.

00:19:26.000 By attractive millionaires.

00:19:28.000 That is so.

00:19:29.000 Like, it's the monarchy.

00:19:31.000 We've got the court jester, the king, and he's literally on a throne.

00:19:34.000 The king is laughing at the simpleton in the court jester's hall.

00:19:38.000 Even ancient Roman, like the Colosseum, where just people are dying.

00:19:46.000 Have we not made any advances in the past thousand years?

00:19:50.000 Flair.

00:19:51.000 Rehearsal.

00:19:52.000 I was going to say.

00:19:54.000 Also, Sarah, you know, in my experience of baton twirling, you've got to actually smile throughout.

00:19:59.000 Even at competitions, I've never smiled.

00:20:01.000 Is that your thing?

00:20:03.000 Oh, fair enough.

00:20:04.000 You're like the posh spice of baton twirling, are you?

00:20:08.000 Problem is, if you're a bitch.

00:20:09.000 You like that part.

00:20:10.000 Yeah.

00:20:11.000 Just those people laughing and leaning back their heads.

00:20:14.000 Or it just has an IQ of 80.

00:20:16.000 That's so much dumber than me.

00:20:19.000 Sorry to drag out this long video so early in the show.

00:20:26.000 Problemies.

00:20:27.000 There.

00:20:28.000 Doesn't that look like something out of Slum Dog Millionaire?

00:20:30.000 It's like theatrically cruel.

00:20:34.000 Yeah, it's over the time.

00:20:35.000 Keep going.

00:20:35.000 They keep laughing at her.

00:20:38.000 Do you normally drop it?

00:20:39.000 Yeah.

00:20:41.000 There.

00:20:43.000 It's a no.

00:20:43.000 It's creepy.

00:20:44.000 Amanda?

00:20:45.000 No, Sarah.

00:20:46.000 Three no's.

00:20:47.000 Sorry, Sarah.

00:20:47.000 I think they're realizing she's special there.

00:20:50.000 A little late.

00:20:50.000 But yeah, that part, that one little molecule is what I dragged you all here for.

00:20:55.000 Was that do you always drop it?

00:20:58.000 Yeah.

00:20:59.000 I do.

00:20:59.000 I always drop it and I don't smile.

00:21:00.000 That's my thing.

00:21:01.000 You used to come up here and do it.

00:21:02.000 I've been doing this 11 years.

00:21:04.000 I'm normal.

00:21:06.000 I'm no special.

00:21:06.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

00:21:10.000 She's probably poor, too.

00:21:15.000 Wow.

00:21:16.000 That was dark.

00:21:18.000 Yeah.

00:21:18.000 Darker than this.

00:21:20.000 I didn't mean color, by the way.

00:21:22.000 I'm talking about how evil it looks.

00:21:27.000 All right.

00:21:27.000 So that was weird of us to do.

00:21:29.000 To go.

00:21:30.000 By the way, speaking of thousand AD, my wife was just in Santa Fe.

00:21:35.000 It's kind of cool being married.

00:21:37.000 You wouldn't understand this as a non-married person.

00:21:39.000 When your wife goes somewhere, it's like you were there.

00:21:44.000 So say like there is a funeral.

00:21:46.000 You could just, one of us can go and then the McInneses were there.

00:21:50.000 Or when she goes to this Santa Fe thing, I'm just like, I was in Santa Fe.

00:21:55.000 I've experienced it as a unit because you're just one.

00:21:57.000 Now it also sucks.

00:21:58.000 Like say you get sued, then one of you gets sued, you're both sued.

00:22:02.000 Or even one of you gets cancer, then you have cancer and you're sitting by the bed.

00:22:06.000 It's probably worse for the person who's actually getting chemo.

00:22:09.000 But anyway, she went to this thing called Meow Wolf in Santa Fe.

00:22:14.000 This guy is...

00:22:18.000 Can he hear you?

00:22:19.000 Oh, sorry.

00:22:20.000 This guy is Blochzzo.

00:22:22.000 See him.

00:22:23.000 He's like a cool rat.

00:22:26.000 And it's a really interesting concept where Santa Fe is all rich old people, right?

00:22:35.000 And they've got a million Indian museums.

00:22:37.000 They're big on the Indian.

00:22:38.000 Oh, yeah, I didn't finish what I was saying.

00:22:39.000 She sent me a picture of the Pueblo Indian community.

00:22:45.000 And she goes, this community, these mud huts are a thousand years old.

00:22:51.000 And I'm looking at them and I'm like, they suck.

00:22:55.000 I didn't say this.

00:22:57.000 But 1000 AD, that's the Dark Ages for us.

00:23:01.000 We had Tudor homes.

00:23:02.000 Tudor homes are from 1,000 AD.

00:23:04.000 You know those white homes with the slats?

00:23:06.000 You want to see a Scottish castle from 1,000 AD with a moat around it?

00:23:11.000 They're fucking breathtaking.

00:23:14.000 But you know, Scottish people are so cheap, there's not a lot of castles in Scotland.

00:23:18.000 Because they took them apart for the stones.

00:23:21.000 Holy shit.

00:23:22.000 But anyway, so Santa Fe's all rich people and sort of kowtowing to Indians and trying to make them feel better.

00:23:29.000 And it's like a white guilt millionaire place.

00:23:32.000 And that means shitty art for the most part, right?

00:23:34.000 Because old people have terrible tastes.

00:23:37.000 Old people, they were the greatest generation, but now that they're boomers, because they used to be the greatest generation, right?

00:23:43.000 Those are all dead.

00:23:44.000 So now 70-year-olds are baby boomers.

00:23:46.000 They're annoying.

00:23:47.000 They have shitty taste.

00:23:48.000 And they grew up poor.

00:23:49.000 And now that they're rich, they don't know how to do anything.

00:23:51.000 You ever see a baby boomer eat?

00:23:55.000 Like, they attack the food.

00:23:58.000 Anyway, so good artists and weird artists are totally ostracized there.

00:24:04.000 They can't sell their weird shit.

00:24:06.000 Like, what rich old person is going to buy that dangerously cool rat, right?

00:24:11.000 A rat rebel.

00:24:12.000 That's not going to be in an old lady's house.

00:24:15.000 So they built this cool house place here.

00:24:20.000 Show some of the pictures that my old lady took.

00:24:23.000 It's like Pee Wee's Playhouse.

00:24:28.000 There she is in a you'll do something like there's a fridge, you open the fridge, you go inside the fridge, then you're in another room, another world.

00:24:36.000 Or you look in some tiny hole and there's like a mini world in there.

00:24:40.000 Looks like my room.

00:24:42.000 Big dude.

00:24:43.000 It's Nate Oberheaven.

00:24:44.000 Yeah.

00:24:45.000 These pictures aren't really doing it justice.

00:24:47.000 Go to that 1.6.

00:24:49.000 1.6.

00:24:50.000 All right.

00:24:51.000 Our new system is so effective.

00:24:53.000 It's amazing.

00:24:55.000 Here we go.

00:24:56.000 1.6 coming right up.

00:25:02.000 This better not lag.

00:25:04.000 I haven't seen this.

00:25:05.000 So this is the origin of the thing I'm talking about in Santa Fe.

00:25:09.000 Doesn't look like much right now.

00:25:11.000 As you walk down the hallway, you'll turn the corner.

00:25:14.000 Eventually, you'll open up the refrigerator and you'll wind up in another world.

00:25:21.000 That's awesome.

00:25:23.000 Yeah, you go into that fridge.

00:25:25.000 That's the front door.

00:25:27.000 They built a house.

00:25:28.000 Neov is a venue for artists who built like they were on the outside of the art market in Santa Fe looking in.

00:25:35.000 The scene for artists who are trying to do something different or weird just didn't really exist.

00:25:40.000 We were Santa Fe's orphans of neglect.

00:25:42.000 Orphans of neglect.

00:25:44.000 It's a bunch of marketing bulls.

00:25:46.000 It's time for us to just be an agitator.

00:25:49.000 The art world needs to get shaken up a little bit.

00:25:53.000 That Bowie?

00:25:55.000 We didn't want rules.

00:25:56.000 We didn't want hierarchy.

00:26:00.000 We had no money.

00:26:01.000 We started like pulling stuff out of dumpsters.

00:26:04.000 I was tying trash together and fixing it to the wall.

00:26:07.000 What kind of people is this going to draw?

00:26:09.000 All the types of weirdos.

00:26:10.000 All the good and bad weirdos.

00:26:12.000 For us, it was just this creative explosion.

00:26:16.000 Are we creating something that people are actually going to like?

00:26:21.000 Pretty cool.

00:26:22.000 Really?

00:26:22.000 I think this episode is sucking so far.

00:26:25.000 Why?

00:26:25.000 I don't know.

00:26:26.000 We're just watching a bunch of videos.

00:26:28.000 Yeah, but I've never heard of any of this stuff before.

00:26:30.000 Nate Ober got us on the wrong foot.

00:26:32.000 I don't think so.

00:26:33.000 I think people like you and the show, and right now you're using it as a vessel to show them the world.

00:26:38.000 I had to show all these videos because we had to explain why you're dressed like that.

00:26:41.000 But then that got us into this whole what is mental illness discussion where we're watching videos.

00:26:45.000 I thought it was good.

00:26:46.000 And now we're talking about sane weirdos.

00:26:49.000 Yeah, that was sort of the theme this week was mental illness.

00:26:52.000 I mean, we started it talking about this bum who killed four other bums with a giant metal pipe.

00:26:59.000 And de Blasio's wife was questioned.

00:27:03.000 Because I think de Blasio gave her something like, you should look this up.

00:27:07.000 It's called Thrive.

00:27:09.000 And the budget for it is in the billions.

00:27:11.000 I want to say $8 billion, but that sounds insane.

00:27:16.000 Like, how much, you could just buy New York for $8 billion.

00:27:20.000 Not billion.

00:27:20.000 $850 million.

00:27:22.000 No, it's more than that.

00:27:23.000 No?

00:27:23.000 Oh, really?

00:27:24.000 Yeah.

00:27:27.000 So that's the first wave was $850 million.

00:27:30.000 So they went up to the mayor's wife and they go, hey, mental illness seems all over the place here.

00:27:35.000 Can't we use like that island, Roosevelt Island, that one where they used to put the lepers?

00:27:40.000 It's just abandoned now.

00:27:41.000 Can't you make that a loony bin?

00:27:43.000 And we put people there?

00:27:45.000 By the way, a little side note.

00:27:47.000 I was reading about this 19-year-old girl who was assaulted at this homeless shelter.

00:27:53.000 And it's more this fucking everyone's the same crap where young girls think that they can work in the most dangerous place on earth.

00:28:01.000 I would say homeless shelters are more dangerous than jails because every single person there is nuts.

00:28:08.000 With jail, some of the guys are sane.

00:28:12.000 So why I keep reading about young girls or women being attacked at homeless shelters.

00:28:17.000 No woman should work at a homeless shelter.

00:28:19.000 It should be six foot tall, beefy, huge cops that are ready to brawl.

00:28:23.000 And even then, those cops are in danger.

00:28:25.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:28:26.000 So there's a total lack of any kind of mental care in this entire country.

00:28:30.000 I link it to mass shootings.

00:28:31.000 I think that's why people hate the Joker movie because it addresses that.

00:28:35.000 And we're going to talk about Joker movie too soon.

00:28:38.000 Paul Joseph Watson did an incredible review of it.

00:28:42.000 And it's been getting worse and worse in socialist New York City where we have 65,000 homeless people wandering the streets.

00:28:51.000 65,000 is a good-sized little village.

00:28:54.000 They could have their own loony village.

00:28:56.000 Yeah.

00:28:56.000 Actually, that's what I was suggesting.

00:28:58.000 They can't arrest them, too, by the way.

00:29:00.000 Now, one time I got stabbed near Penn Station, I pointed out the guy to the cops, and they were like, if that's him, we can't take him in.

00:29:07.000 Because the DA is like, you can't take in homeless people because he doesn't seem of sound mind.

00:29:11.000 Wait, are you telling the truth?

00:29:13.000 Yep.

00:29:13.000 You were stabbed?

00:29:14.000 Yeah.

00:29:15.000 Are you Nate Ober or Ryan Katsu Rivera doing a Nate Ober imitation?

00:29:19.000 I'm Ryan Katsu Rivera doing a Nate Ober.

00:29:22.000 Was Ryan or Nate stabbed?

00:29:23.000 Ryan.

00:29:24.000 You were stabbed?

00:29:25.000 How come we've never talked about this?

00:29:27.000 I don't know.

00:29:28.000 Who cares?

00:29:28.000 New York.

00:29:30.000 Well, what kind of knife was it?

00:29:33.000 I think it was a screwdriver or something blunt, because I had one sweater on, and it bled a little bit, but it didn't penetrate my skin.

00:29:42.000 But I was knocked over, and I had...

00:29:47.000 Well, I didn't like it.

00:29:47.000 Blood is on the inside.

00:29:48.000 It didn't like go in me.

00:29:51.000 What?

00:29:51.000 Blood comes from the...

00:29:56.000 Air is on the outside.

00:29:58.000 It was a superficial wound.

00:29:59.000 If air feels.

00:30:00.000 If air gets in contact with blood, that means there was a hole made.

00:30:03.000 Yeah.

00:30:04.000 It was a superficial wound that broke the skin, but didn't insert itself more than like a quarter of an inch.

00:30:10.000 And why was he stabbing you?

00:30:11.000 Well, this is my theory.

00:30:12.000 I was late for the train, so I was running from Compound Media to Penn Station.

00:30:16.000 So I have my guitar case in one hand, and I have my case of beer, like a six-pack.

00:30:23.000 And I just start running for the train because I'm late.

00:30:26.000 And this guy, I saw putting something in his pocket, so maybe he thought that I was like running to go tell the police on him or something.

00:30:31.000 So he starts chasing me.

00:30:32.000 I don't know he's chasing me until I feel that, and then I get knocked over, and my guitar falls, and beer falls on the floor.

00:30:39.000 And I get up, and I turn around, and he's running away, and I'm just looking at him.

00:30:44.000 And then he starts running back to me.

00:30:46.000 So I run in the opposite direction and crank my head on a pole, and he grabs a beer and then runs off.

00:30:52.000 So he's like, rob me for a beer.

00:30:54.000 You tell me the most boring stories in the world.

00:30:56.000 Like, I went to White Castle yesterday, and I have two extra.

00:31:01.000 You talk like Nate Ober.

00:31:02.000 I have two extra burgers.

00:31:03.000 That's what he told me this morning.

00:31:05.000 Last night, I went to White Castle, and I had two burgers I brought to the studio.

00:31:09.000 So I'm really looking forward to those.

00:31:11.000 That's a typical Ryan story.

00:31:13.000 And then he keeps stories like, I was stabbed by a homeless man.

00:31:18.000 Yeah, I didn't participate in that.

00:31:19.000 I couldn't help it from happening, so it's not really interesting.

00:31:22.000 Yes, it's very interesting.

00:31:24.000 Anyway, so de Blasio, the fucking eight-foot-tall, Socialist giant.

00:31:33.000 green the jolly green new deal giant uh who turned her out i mean it's not easy to turn a lesbian but she's not a lesbian anymore apparently unless their relationship is just completely for show and she still eats muff but anyway so they go hey uh uh oh there it is 1.8 billion yeah so people go up to to charlene mcrae and say lady what's going on now don't didn't we give you like a billion dollars to stop homeless people and deal with mental health and

00:32:03.000 we just had a bum kill four people and there's 65 000 homeless people and you know what she does she goes actually this is working what because look we're you and i are having a conversation about mental illness five years ago no one was talking about mental illness now everyone's talking about it yeah because you increased it because you put it everywhere yeah man that's a genius plan you make it such a problem that it's unignorable yeah it's genius it's like if you Want the streets cleaned up?

00:32:31.000 Just start littering and throw shit everywhere, empty garbage everywhere, all over Times Square.

00:32:36.000 And then people go, What's all this garbage?

00:32:38.000 And then Charlene goes, See, I told you there's a garbage problem in New York.

00:32:41.000 Squeaky, we all got degrees.

00:32:43.000 Let's deal with the rat problem by importing rats.

00:32:47.000 Let's start breeding rats and releasing them so we can at least talk and have a conversation.

00:32:51.000 I don't want a conversation.

00:32:52.000 We need loony bins.

00:32:52.000 I know the problem.

00:32:55.000 It looks like a nice couple.

00:32:56.000 Doesn't look like a pictures of him.

00:33:00.000 You're like, that guy would probably really fuck up New York.

00:33:03.000 Yeah, he looks like a picture.

00:33:04.000 He looked like a lazy pothead, shit-stained socialist who's really boring at parties.

00:33:10.000 And if you were given New York, you would flush it down the toilet.

00:33:13.000 He looks like you would fuck up pitching for the Mets playoffs.

00:33:16.000 Doesn't he look like a Mets player?

00:33:18.000 Kenny Powers?

00:33:19.000 Yeah.

00:33:19.000 Oh, I was thinking yesterday, my son is such a baseball player.

00:33:22.000 He would love Kenny Powers.

00:33:23.000 I know, but it's got...

00:33:27.000 But isn't there like fucking and stuff?

00:33:29.000 Drugs and all sorts of things.

00:33:30.000 Wait till he's like.

00:33:31.000 I've been keeping him away from 80s Mets.

00:33:34.000 He wants to read Lenny Dykstra's book.

00:33:37.000 And I'm like, ah, no, there's a little too many horrors in cocaine.

00:33:40.000 He's like a boogeyman in there.

00:33:43.000 All right, we're going to go inside a woman's brain today.

00:33:46.000 That'll be fun.

00:33:48.000 And that'll be the green screen.

00:33:49.000 We're going to be taking calls shortly.

00:33:52.000 You're going to miss that, though, because you don't pay.

00:33:54.000 And I'm also just going to briefly talk about Blue Chew, if I may.

00:33:59.000 BlueChew.com.

00:34:01.000 That's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.

00:34:05.000 Again, promo code Gavin to try it for free.

00:34:11.000 It's insurance.

00:34:13.000 If you don't have a problem with erectile dysfunction, then that's great.

00:34:17.000 But you should have Blue Chew available to you just in case there is an issue.

00:34:23.000 What if it's the one?

00:34:25.000 What if that plus-size model chick I was talking about this week breaks up with her, oh, gets divorced, she's married, and then you're at a party and she's lonely.

00:34:36.000 Best time to pick up chicks, by the way, guys, is right after they're dumped.

00:34:39.000 Kawa, Kawa!

00:34:41.000 The eagle seeks his prey.

00:34:43.000 That's how I met my wife.

00:34:44.000 She just broken up with her boyfriend and she was drowning her sorrows at the bar.

00:34:48.000 Kawa, Ko-wa!

00:34:52.000 So you just have this in your wallet in case there's a problem.

00:34:55.000 Because you take home the one and you can't get it up, she's not going to call you again.

00:35:00.000 And then you'll be known as the impotent guy, and she's going to tell her friends.

00:35:03.000 You have to understand, every time you fornicate, you're leaving a calling card inside a woman's vagina.

00:35:09.000 And she'll tell two friends, they'll tell two friends.

00:35:11.000 You have to do a great job.

00:35:13.000 You can only afford to be lame or to not get it up maybe after 10 lays.

00:35:18.000 And they better be out of the park.

00:35:22.000 So it's exactly this.

00:35:25.000 I have to be very careful here because of the FDA.

00:35:27.000 It has all the vital ingredients that Cialis and Viagra have, but for a fraction of the cost.

00:35:37.000 It brings you the first chewable with the same FDA-approved active ingredients as Viagra Sala just said that.

00:35:41.000 You can take them anytime, day or night, even on a full stomach.

00:35:44.000 And since they're chewable, they work up to twice as fast as a pill.

00:35:48.000 So you can be ready whenever an opportunity arises.

00:35:51.000 No, this isn't just for guys who can't perform.

00:35:53.000 It's for any guy who wants extra function to enhance their performance in the bedroom.

00:36:01.000 Reminds me of a cop I was talking to who he said, I know who you are.

00:36:09.000 We met on the street on 6th Avenue.

00:36:13.000 And I go, oh, and he goes, those proud boys, they're getting really fucked over with that trial.

00:36:17.000 That's crazy shit.

00:36:17.000 That's so unfair.

00:36:19.000 And I go, yeah, it's crazy.

00:36:20.000 And I go, so you support Trump?

00:36:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:23.000 But I got to be in the closet here because the whole MIPD is going full Muslim, full jihad.

00:36:29.000 He told me about this woman, we talked for a while, who went to investigate terrorists.

00:36:34.000 She spoke Sufi or Hindu or whatever Arabic language.

00:36:39.000 And she ended up radicalized over there.

00:36:42.000 She got high on her own supply.

00:36:44.000 And came back and they didn't fire her.

00:36:47.000 What?

00:36:48.000 Not fired.

00:36:49.000 Just don't do that.

00:36:50.000 Don't do any of that jihad stuff.

00:36:52.000 And he goes, yeah, it's getting crazy there.

00:36:54.000 It's care, C-A-I-R.

00:36:58.000 And he goes, I can't say I like Trump.

00:37:00.000 But then he's, and I said, so you like Proud Boys?

00:37:02.000 And he goes, oh, no, not at all.

00:37:04.000 I mean, I like you guys politically, but my problem with that club is the cocaine.

00:37:09.000 I fucking hate drugs.

00:37:10.000 Those guys are always doing cocaine.

00:37:12.000 They're very open about it.

00:37:14.000 And it's not good.

00:37:17.000 It's not good for America.

00:37:18.000 It's not a good look.

00:37:20.000 And I was like, nah, I think they should be legalized.

00:37:25.000 And then, oh, that reminds me of another.

00:37:27.000 I got a text from Roger Stone today.

00:37:32.000 And guess what he said?

00:37:34.000 Well, I spoke to a cop the other day who was on the Manhattan DA's quote-unquote get Gavin squad.

00:37:43.000 He told me a wild tale and how you came much closer to being put away for 15 years than you think.

00:37:50.000 You personally?

00:37:51.000 Yes, me personally.

00:37:52.000 Prison.

00:37:53.000 Wow.

00:37:54.000 Not jail, prison.

00:37:55.000 What the hell?

00:37:56.000 It kind of makes me feel dizzy.

00:37:57.000 Like, oh, I'm going to faint.

00:38:00.000 Yeah, apparently after the October 12th fight, Cuomo said, get something on this guy.

00:38:05.000 So they had to sit and watch hundreds of hours of my show.

00:38:08.000 Wow.

00:38:09.000 Trying to find something.

00:38:12.000 Thank God you're likable.

00:38:14.000 I think the Stockholm Syndrome something probably happened.

00:38:17.000 Actually, I'm so vain that that did occur to me.

00:38:19.000 No, it probably did.

00:38:20.000 That there must have been times when they were watching and they're like.

00:38:22.000 They laugh their ass.

00:38:23.000 Yeah, that's realistic.

00:38:23.000 Plus, they must hear me talk about how great cops are in the show.

00:38:26.000 No, yeah, you're good.

00:38:28.000 Isn't that weird?

00:38:28.000 You happen to not be either.

00:38:30.000 That the governor can say, get this cop lover, and the cops will have to go, sorry, dude.

00:38:34.000 Clink, clink.

00:38:35.000 Yeah.

00:38:36.000 Take him away.

00:38:37.000 But that segues into deep state shit I've been thinking about.

00:38:43.000 All right, this is a tangent now.

00:38:44.000 Hold on to your hats.

00:38:46.000 Is this for the YouTube?

00:38:47.000 Because we're at 38 minutes.

00:38:48.000 So I don't want to be a bummer and cut people off, but should we save this for the paywall?

00:38:55.000 So I'm watching Hong Kong.

00:38:57.000 This is 1-7.

00:38:58.000 I'm watching Hong Kong videos, and I've been watching them all week.

00:39:01.000 And I would like to apologize to compassionate people who care about the non-Western world.

00:39:06.000 And Hong Kong is kind of the West, by the way, so I should care about what's going on over there.

00:39:14.000 It's not there.

00:39:16.000 I'm digging inside, I'm looking all around, trying to find a care.

00:39:21.000 I feel nothing.

00:39:22.000 I'm sorry.

00:39:23.000 And I support what you guys are doing.

00:39:25.000 You're revolutionaries.

00:39:27.000 Get those off my ass.

00:39:29.000 You're revolutionaries.

00:39:30.000 You're fighting against communism.

00:39:32.000 Those are all awesome things.

00:39:33.000 I see them with Pepe, the American flag.

00:39:35.000 They even have Make America Great Again hats on, right up my alley.

00:39:39.000 But I just don't give a shit about the non-Western world.

00:39:43.000 I can't care.

00:39:44.000 I feel terrible.

00:39:46.000 But it's almost like going to a planet gay and saying, all right, well, you can't be straight anymore.

00:39:51.000 And I'm like, okay, let me try.

00:39:53.000 Sorry, dude.

00:39:54.000 I just, no boner.

00:39:55.000 I'm not, I'm not into dicks.

00:39:59.000 But show that footage.

00:40:01.000 What are you doing wandering all over the place?

00:40:04.000 This is very intense.

00:40:05.000 This should interest you.

00:40:08.000 Oh, they beat a cop.

00:40:11.000 Like, even beating a cop there.

00:40:13.000 Normally I would support the police, right?

00:40:15.000 But I know cops in China.

00:40:16.000 I lived in China.

00:40:18.000 They beat a journalist to death once for writing about police brutality.

00:40:23.000 If you write about censorship, you will get censored.

00:40:27.000 If you write about how they kidnap people and send them to jails for re-education camp, you will be kidnapped and sent to jail to a re-education camp.

00:40:35.000 So, like, I don't have the energy to give a shit about that disgusting, tyrannical shithole.

00:40:40.000 They're murdering Muslims.

00:40:42.000 Just willy-nilly.

00:40:43.000 And stealing their organs.

00:40:46.000 Like, I don't have room on my plate to give a shit about somewhere like that.

00:40:50.000 Go a little farther ahead.

00:40:52.000 And it is exactly like the trailer.

00:40:55.000 Yeah, this.

00:40:56.000 Isn't that a movie?

00:40:57.000 Wow.

00:40:58.000 This is like that movie where you have one night to kick the purge.

00:41:02.000 Yeah.

00:41:05.000 How long can you be Nate Ober for?

00:41:08.000 I did it one time, like, all day, and people on the phone with me were getting pretty upset.

00:41:14.000 Doesn't it hurt your mouth?

00:41:15.000 I find if I do a Scottish accent for too long, it starts to hurt my throat and my mouth.

00:41:19.000 No, the thing about him is you don't have to try very hard.

00:41:22.000 Your mouth doesn't have to really do anything.

00:41:24.000 Oh, so maybe it's even like more relaxing.

00:41:26.000 Yeah, you just relax.

00:41:28.000 Now, I do care when China affects the Western world, America.

00:41:32.000 And this is ancient news.

00:41:34.000 We should call our news segments ancient news.

00:41:37.000 Ancient Chinese news.

00:41:38.000 So I'm just going to go through these quickly because you're probably familiar with them.

00:41:41.000 And for the record, if you want bona fide, interesting news, just watch Tucker Carlson.

00:41:47.000 Not only does he explain everything that's going on, he adds a solution to it.

00:41:52.000 And there's all kinds of free candy on that show.

00:41:55.000 For example, I don't know how the fuck they do this.

00:41:57.000 He must have a staff of 15 people just watching left-wing TV.

00:42:01.000 But he'll have these compilations.

00:42:03.000 Like he had one last night on the word stonewalling.

00:42:07.000 And he said, these guys get their DNC talking points, emailed them to them every day, and then they all just parrot it like robots.

00:42:15.000 And then he proceeds to do a montage of honestly 15 different talking heads on the left saying that Trump is stonewalling this impeachment using that word stonewalling, which is proof that they're not coming up with this concept organically.

00:42:31.000 And he's got a whole series of those, like the word collusion.

00:42:36.000 They'll come up with some weird word like double secret probation and then a million people will say it.

00:42:42.000 So I can't compete with that.

00:42:44.000 I don't have a team watching MSNBC.

00:42:46.000 I have zero people watching MSNBC.

00:42:48.000 I watch it myself sometimes and it's torture.

00:42:50.000 But anyway, let's just get this out of the way as an example of why we hate dictatorships and why I don't fucking care about Hong Kong.

00:42:59.000 Sorry.

00:43:00.000 So you remember that Cheng Ning Wai?

00:43:04.000 This is 19.

00:43:05.000 He said his name is Hong Kong Hearthstone and for some gamer conference, he gave a shout out to Hong Kong protesters, banned from the thing.

00:43:17.000 NBA coach said, hey, go, go, Hong Kong.

00:43:23.000 You guys are awesome as they wave American flags.

00:43:25.000 No, you can't do that because China is obsessed with basketball.

00:43:29.000 You're one behind me, dude.

00:43:30.000 I'm up to 2-0 now.

00:43:34.000 No, don't show your fucking email to everyone.

00:43:37.000 Oops.

00:43:37.000 Tarred pants.

00:43:39.000 And you're zoomed in too much, so we can't see.

00:43:41.000 La, blah, blah.

00:43:43.000 Isn't it funny, by the way?

00:43:45.000 China is a great market for the NBA, especially marketing, like Nike shoes and all that, Nies.

00:43:51.000 And they could never have basketball the way we do.

00:43:54.000 They could never have this sort of glamorous sport with all this marketing behind it and all this value and all this merch.

00:44:01.000 That's not their culture.

00:44:02.000 So they're sort of staring at us, admiring our capitalism and our gumption and our glamour and our excitement.

00:44:09.000 And then when we criticize them, we start apologizing.

00:44:12.000 Isn't that fucked up?

00:44:14.000 It's like Taylor Swift apologizing to a fan that she's offended her.

00:44:17.000 Oh, I guess she kind of does do that.

00:44:19.000 And then finally, South Park was making fun of the president because he hates Winnie the Pooh because someone said he looks like Winnie the Pooh.

00:44:25.000 So he banned Winnie the Pooh.

00:44:27.000 And South Park's, they were told, Matt and Trey were told, you have to apologize, just like the gamer company and just like the NBA.

00:44:36.000 And of course, Matt and Trey are the best dudes in the world.

00:44:39.000 And they said, fuck you.

00:44:40.000 And now they're scrubbed from China.

00:44:42.000 Scrubbed.

00:44:44.000 Just like Tiananmen Square.

00:44:46.000 If you Google image Tiananmen Square in China, just tourism comes up and some nice flower pots.

00:44:52.000 No pictures of the tank.

00:44:53.000 Nothing happened.

00:44:54.000 So that's the times I care.

00:44:58.000 And that's the time I care about China.

00:44:59.000 But the reason I brought that up was to talk about the deep state.

00:45:03.000 Because that text about the cops trying to find a reason to throw me in prison got me thinking about the deep state.

00:45:10.000 And it reminded me of Lyndon LaRouche and how similar we are.

00:45:16.000 And how similar the whole LaRouche scandal was.

00:45:19.000 Now that's going to get pretty long.

00:45:22.000 But let me go back 10 steps.

00:45:24.000 Do you remember on the show a while ago, I was talking about Jonathan Swift?

00:45:30.000 Do you remember that?

00:45:31.000 I was talking about that Swedish scientist, and I said that fucking.

00:45:40.000 Oh, the thing about eating people, cannibalism?

00:45:43.000 Did I not put that in the notes?

00:45:43.000 Yeah.

00:45:44.000 You did.

00:45:45.000 It's number one.

00:45:46.000 2-2.

00:45:47.000 2-1.

00:45:48.000 Sorry.

00:45:50.000 So, 2-1, episode 21.

00:45:52.000 If you go to 27 minutes, 29 seconds, and you can see that I was saying that that Swedish scientist saying we need to eat ourselves to save the planet is pure Jonathan Swift.

00:46:04.000 Right?

00:46:04.000 The planet.

00:46:06.000 Look at him.

00:46:08.000 Can you believe this?

00:46:09.000 This is literally the definition of satire.

00:46:13.000 Jonathan Swift, when you think of satire, you think of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.

00:46:19.000 In fact, when I had a satirical column at Tachymag, which we'll get to in a second, it was called A Modest Proposal.

00:46:28.000 So that essay, I don't know when it's from, is so seminal.

00:46:34.000 I predicted this.

00:46:35.000 I said, you guys are so fucking nuts here in Clown World.

00:46:40.000 You can buy these shirts on free speech.tv.

00:46:43.000 That you're becoming the definition of satire.

00:46:47.000 And the most seminal satirical essay ever written was Jonathan Swiss's A Modest Proposal, where he suggested the problem with the Irish and the poor is that they're overpopulating.

00:46:57.000 So if you want to be, if you're hungry and you have too many kids, start eating the babies.

00:47:02.000 And it was just a great example of a misdirect.

00:47:04.000 Like my 10 Things I Hate About the Jews is the same kind of thing.

00:47:08.000 It's satire with a misdirect.

00:47:12.000 Like I wrote an article called Divorce Your Wife, where I said, if your marriage is going badly, end it in your head and then recourt your wife from scratch.

00:47:20.000 You don't even have to tell her that you mentally divorced her and you're recourting a new girl, but it's just her.

00:47:25.000 Reinvent your marriage was what I was really saying, but that doesn't as catchy as divorce your wife.

00:47:30.000 You'll notice no one had a problem with divorce your wife.

00:47:33.000 That's cool in modern pop culture.

00:47:38.000 And the beauty of a modest proposal is it sort of illuminates the truth behind all of this mass environmentalism, which is eugenics.

00:47:50.000 And I remembered that the Lyndon LaRouche PAC said that eugenics is, sorry, this Green New Deal is just eugenics for dummies.

00:48:00.000 They want the world less populated.

00:48:02.000 And when they say less populated, they don't mean themselves.

00:48:03.000 They don't mean the elites.

00:48:04.000 The elites are doing great.

00:48:06.000 They have one kid at the most.

00:48:07.000 They mean the scum, the Irish, the trash, the third world.

00:48:11.000 They need to stop.

00:48:12.000 We need less of them.

00:48:13.000 Let's kill them all.

00:48:14.000 Let's eat them all.

00:48:17.000 And so just let me just pause here because this is all so intertwangled.

00:48:23.000 It's getting confusing.

00:48:24.000 Lyndon LaRouche is a guy.

00:48:25.000 I don't know that much about him, but I heard he was a Marxist.

00:48:29.000 They called him an anti-Semite.

00:48:30.000 They called him alt-left and alt-right.

00:48:34.000 But the more I look into him, the more decent he seems.

00:48:39.000 And he said, here, go to that link I have.

00:48:46.000 It's a 2-3.

00:48:50.000 He was massacred by the deep state.

00:48:56.000 Just play this.

00:48:59.000 As FBI agents approached LaRouche's estate in Leesburg, Virginia, as FBI agents stormed the LaRouche estate, does that ring any bells?

00:49:09.000 Roger Stone.

00:49:10.000 Roger fucking stone.

00:49:13.000 Exactly the same story.

00:49:14.000 And the whole Russia thing.

00:49:15.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:16.000 Oh, it gets better.

00:49:17.000 Yeah.

00:49:18.000 Keep going.

00:49:18.000 From Washington, police lined up outside.

00:49:21.000 We have an out-of-control justice department, in my view.

00:49:25.000 Just pause.

00:49:28.000 Proud boys looking at 15 years in prison for defending themselves in an Antifa attack.

00:49:32.000 I apparently was looking at 15 years in prison for inciting violence, according to the alt-left.

00:49:42.000 Neither of these people deserve any jail time, but keep going.

00:49:46.000 In the appointees as much as it is in the permanent bureaucracy.

00:49:51.000 We have a permanent sickness in the permanent bureaucracy of part of our government.

00:49:56.000 Good evening.

00:49:58.000 When the time came that somebody wanted me out of the way, they were able to rely upon that permanent injustice in the permanent bureaucracy of government to do the job.

00:50:08.000 Always, there's that agency inside the Justice Department which works for contract like a hipster.

00:50:13.000 Just pause.

00:50:15.000 Yes.

00:50:16.000 This is so prescient.

00:50:17.000 And look who just appeared on our screen.

00:50:19.000 Mueller.

00:50:20.000 That's the guy who put LaRouche away.

00:50:22.000 Yeah.

00:50:23.000 And it's the guy that they had attacking Trump.

00:50:26.000 Lyndon LaRouche was known as a complete nutbag 30 years ago.

00:50:29.000 All his predictions have come true.

00:50:32.000 He talked about a deep state.

00:50:34.000 He talked about a corrupt justice system.

00:50:36.000 All true.

00:50:39.000 Keep going.

00:50:40.000 When somebody with the right credentials and passwords walks in and says, we want to get this group of people or we want to get this person.

00:50:49.000 My case may be as Ramsey described it, Ramsey Clark described it, the most extensive and the highest level of these cases in terms of the duration and scope of the operation.

00:51:00.000 And that until we remove from our system of government a rotten, permanent bureaucracy which acts like contract assassins using the authority of the justice system to perpetrate assassination, this country is not free, nor anyone in it.

00:51:18.000 Jail him.

00:51:19.000 And he was jailed.

00:51:20.000 Now remember in my little village in Westchester, the LaRouche Pact set up a big sign and it said, Trump is innocent or something like that.

00:51:28.000 Defend Trump.

00:51:30.000 And their point was, he's being pilloried for Russian collusion that never happened.

00:51:34.000 LaRouche was pilloried for Russian collusion that never happened.

00:51:37.000 It's the same cycle.

00:51:38.000 If we can't get you on the Nazi thing, we'll get you on the Russian thing.

00:51:42.000 It's just a false allegation that seems to get legs.

00:51:46.000 And of course, all the local liberals, old ladies were going up to them and saying, fuck you.

00:51:52.000 85-year-old women.

00:51:53.000 But anyway.

00:51:55.000 I thought I had footage of that But I don't It's still I sound like Lyndon LaRouche.

00:52:03.000 I don't know everything about this guy.

00:52:04.000 So, if he was some weird Holocaust denier or something, I'm not vouching for that, obviously.

00:52:10.000 But the little bit I've looked into, he seems like a good dude who was crucified by the deep state.

00:52:18.000 But remember when I predicted that I said that Jonathan Swift is, these people have become a satirical essay by Jonathan Swift?

00:52:26.000 Coincidentally, that was what the LaRouche PAC did to AOC.

00:52:30.000 Fringe Group, they call them.

00:52:31.000 You got to always wonder when someone says far right or fringe, I'm always dubious of that, having been called that myself.

00:52:37.000 Fringe Group claims it planned to eat the babies stunt.

00:52:41.000 It planned to eat the baby stunt at AOC.

00:52:43.000 Now go down.

00:52:44.000 You can see the actual event where she gets up and she says, we need to start eating the babies to save the environment.

00:52:50.000 That's not going to play.

00:52:52.000 Oh, yeah, well, okay.

00:52:55.000 Don't go full screen.

00:52:56.000 Climate crisis.

00:52:58.000 We only have a few months left.

00:53:00.000 I love that you support the Green Deal, but it's not getting rid of fossil fuel.

00:53:06.000 It's not going to solve the problem fast enough.

00:53:08.000 A Swedish professor is saying we can eat dead people, but that's not fast enough.

00:53:14.000 So I think your next campaign slogan has to be this.

00:53:17.000 We got to start eating babies.

00:53:19.000 We don't have enough time.

00:53:21.000 There's too much CO2.

00:53:23.000 All of you, you're a pollutant.

00:53:26.000 Too much CO2.

00:53:28.000 We have to start now.

00:53:29.000 Please.

00:53:30.000 He was always against global warming.

00:53:32.000 He said it's faker than your girlfriend's or guessing.

00:53:34.000 It's not enough.

00:53:35.000 LaRussa, though.

00:53:36.000 Yeah, but in Russia, we still have too many people, too much pollution.

00:53:41.000 So we have to get rid of the babies.

00:53:44.000 That's a big problem.

00:53:46.000 Just stopping having babies that start or not.

00:53:48.000 We need to eat the babies.

00:53:50.000 You think it's a great Trojan horse, the fact that she's not American?

00:53:58.000 Oh, maybe.

00:53:58.000 Where did they get all this money from?

00:54:00.000 The LaRouche pack.

00:54:01.000 Linda LaRouche is dead, by the way.

00:54:03.000 Yeah.

00:54:03.000 I don't know.

00:54:04.000 They had a lot of paperwork.

00:54:05.000 I remember, you know, I don't know if I can take Nate Ober for an entire two-hour show.

00:54:12.000 Speaking of which, we're going to cut you off, non-payers, and I'm going to get into this deep state thing.

00:54:17.000 Because you know what's strange about these people?

00:54:22.000 They seem to have a disproportionate number of lesbians.

00:54:25.000 All these prosecutors, these cop haters, these what he calls the deep state bureaucratic assassins in that clip I just showed, a lot of them seem to be lesbians.

00:54:34.000 And Hillary is closely tied to these lesbians.

00:54:36.000 I think Hillary might be a lesbian.

00:54:38.000 Remember she said to that Benghazi dad, the father of one of the guys who died in Benghazi, she said, we're going to get this guy who did the Muhammad video and we're going to throw him in jail.

00:54:48.000 And the father goes, for what crime?

00:54:51.000 And she just smiled.

00:54:53.000 And he was obviously destroyed.

00:54:56.000 He was obviously bereft.

00:54:57.000 He was obviously mourning his son.

00:54:59.000 But that doesn't give you the right to just randomly say, you're going to arrest this guy on my son's behalf.

00:55:05.000 So the Marine's dad came out and said, she guaranteed me an arrest before she knew the crime.

00:55:11.000 And then she dug up a crime.

00:55:12.000 You know what his crime was, the Mohammed Video Guy?

00:55:15.000 He uses a fake name.

00:55:18.000 And because he had a problem with identity theft many years ago, part of his parole, his probation was you can never use a fake name.

00:55:24.000 And he had a fake name in the credits.

00:55:25.000 So they said, all right, that's a probation violation.

00:55:27.000 You're in prison.

00:55:28.000 And then he came out going, I'd like to say that Barack Obama works very hard.

00:55:33.000 And I feel terrible about wasting everyone's time with that terrible video.

00:55:38.000 Like Stalinism.

00:55:39.000 He was brainwashed.

00:55:41.000 And by the way, the guy who made that video, the Muhammad video, he's a Coptic Christian.

00:55:45.000 They're literally being crucified in Egypt right now.

00:55:49.000 And you're not allowed to make an anti-Islamic video when Islamic jihadists are murdering your people?

00:55:56.000 Fucking 60 minutes did a whole thing on Coptic Christians.

00:55:59.000 Didn't mention that once.

00:56:01.000 That there's an ethnic, a religious genocide going on over there.

00:56:05.000 Now I'm getting mad.

00:56:06.000 I think they...

00:56:11.000 Isn't there...

00:56:12.000 I think there's Coptic Christians speak Armaic English.

00:56:19.000 Whoa.

00:56:20.000 Or maybe that's in Israel.

00:56:22.000 Anyway, there's some people who still speak the same language Jesus spoke.

00:56:27.000 But they do it in rap.

00:56:32.000 All right, so I'm going to get into the deep state.

00:56:34.000 And we did a video recorded earlier where we get into a woman's brain.

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00:57:50.000 What are you doing?

00:57:52.000 What?

00:57:53.000 Why are you getting up?

00:57:54.000 You got up to get water three times.

00:57:56.000 I'm really thirsty.

00:57:57.000 I feel like this makeup's drying me out.

00:57:59.000 What?

00:58:00.000 It's dry.

00:58:01.000 You know what they say at my gym?

00:58:03.000 Water's for winners.

00:58:05.000 Good fighters don't need water.

00:58:07.000 Bad fighters don't deserve it.

00:58:08.000 Oh, by the way, you know how I hate when they say good when I punch them in the face?

00:58:12.000 I can't get anyone to stop doing that.

00:58:12.000 Yeah.

00:58:14.000 So now you know what I do?

00:58:16.000 I say good.

00:58:18.000 Now I'm at your level.

00:58:21.000 So when you punch me, I go, good, good.

00:58:23.000 It's a mind head fuck, which is 80% unboxing anyway.

00:58:28.000 All right.

00:58:29.000 So we're going to Get into a woman's brain.

00:58:32.000 We're going to talk more about the deep state and the strange preponderance of lesbian lawyers who are behind these bureaucratic assassinations that is putting my friends in prison and apparently almost got me put in prison.

00:58:46.000 Fuck, that would have sucked.

00:58:49.000 Wait a minute.

00:58:50.000 I don't think I'd live.

00:58:52.000 I'm almost 50.

00:58:52.000 Right?

00:58:53.000 I'd be at the age of 65.

00:58:56.000 No, I'd want to be dead.

00:58:59.000 I might just kill myself.

00:59:01.000 That's the assassination right there.

00:59:03.000 But we're now going to go behind the paywall, and we'll be taking calls.

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00:59:27.000 The next episode, we have Candace Owens and Cornell West will be discussing slavery, Jim Crow, and if America is racist today or not.

00:59:37.000 I think it isn't.

00:59:39.000 I don't know where Cornell West stands.

00:59:42.000 I know he's still mad about Jim Crow.

00:59:44.000 I think it might be time to get over that.

00:59:48.000 Goodbye to you cheapskates and freespeech.tv people.

00:59:51.000 Stay on the line.

00:59:52.000 Music.

01:00:02.000 you you You are broadcasting this live on Freespeech.tv, right?

01:00:02.000 Oh!

01:00:08.000 Yeah.

01:00:09.000 Because wasn't there some problems with the live button?

01:00:12.000 Yeah, like the button that lets people know that we're live isn't there, so you just have to go in the live tab.

01:00:18.000 Can you just go to a Nate Ober video just so people can see who we're talking about?

01:00:22.000 We've only showed a few seconds of him.

01:00:24.000 Okay.

01:00:24.000 I like when he just eats a sandwich.

01:00:27.000 You want to watch me eat a donut?

01:00:29.000 Yeah.

01:00:29.000 Yeah, he's great.

01:00:33.000 I really do like him a lot.

01:00:34.000 I hope he calls me, but he's not answering.

01:00:34.000 I gave him my number.

01:00:36.000 Well, he's at a loony bin today.

01:00:38.000 I know.

01:00:39.000 I hope that he's doing all right.

01:00:41.000 And by the way, I didn't answer my question, my own question in the opening.

01:00:44.000 What is exploitation?

01:00:46.000 And what is whack pack?

01:00:49.000 Like, for example, Howard Stern has Leslie the, she was called Leslie the Retard, and now she's Leslie the Slow Adult.

01:00:57.000 I'm not sure that's her name, Leslie, actually.

01:00:59.000 And I thought, a good way to do sort of a litmus test is, if my sister had Down syndrome, would I want her on Howard Stern?

01:01:06.000 And the answer is no.

01:01:08.000 But if my sister had Down syndrome, I would want her to do How's Your News with Arthur Bradford.

01:01:14.000 Right.

01:01:15.000 It's all how you are you glorifying them or exploiting them?

01:01:18.000 Basically.

01:01:20.000 My wife called.

01:01:23.000 I don't usually, I obviously don't answer calls.

01:01:27.000 I can hear you in my creation.

01:01:30.000 Hi, I'm recording a show live.

01:01:36.000 Yeah, I really don't know.

01:01:39.000 They'll go, oh, there's cheese all over that.

01:01:40.000 I gotta let it steep.

01:01:42.000 I'm gonna let the pan, the cheese pan, sit there for like 12 hours.

01:01:45.000 That's why I did it home.

01:01:46.000 I'm just saying, he's tied up in some stuff.

01:01:49.000 No, he's not.

01:01:50.000 You can tell my wife is not really into my career or my show.

01:01:54.000 I could have an affair.

01:01:55.000 I could have a naked lady here fingering her the whole show, and my wife would never know.

01:02:03.000 I muted the mic for that.

01:02:06.000 Somebody gave me props, too, because one time one of your kids called and I muted the mic because I'm super smart.

01:02:13.000 And I was like, that's a private conversation, and I'm not going to let it air.

01:02:18.000 In my life, every time my wife calls, I shit my pants.

01:02:20.000 I don't know if someone's attacked her or the house or Antifa's there or she's seen something that's making her cry in the news or relatives are calling her.

01:02:31.000 And it's funny because I had that woman approach me.

01:02:34.000 I found out her name is Ruth.

01:02:35.000 Remember I told you the other episode where she's attacked me at the bar and started saying, that's why everyone hates you.

01:02:42.000 And I thought, I didn't mention this on that episode, but if you want to look at any kind of violence or any kind of danger, because a lot of these people say, I feel unsafe with you and my community, I'm the only one who's received any kind of tangible assault.

01:02:56.000 I'm the one with signs on my lawn.

01:02:58.000 I'm the one who had my car vandalized.

01:03:00.000 I'm the one who got doxxed.

01:03:01.000 I'm the one where they were planning vigils in front of my house.

01:03:04.000 I'm the one where they posted the street that goes to my kids' school.

01:03:06.000 I'm the one that had the giant flag on the highway at my exit from my town calling me a fascist.

01:03:13.000 What the fuck are you doing?

01:03:16.000 You scared me.

01:03:16.000 Every time you bring something up that I know that we are live.

01:03:20.000 Your problem is you're worried about live.

01:03:21.000 My problem is I'm worried about my family being killed.

01:03:24.000 I'm worried about live.

01:03:25.000 You're worried about your lives.

01:03:28.000 Can I dance a Wumpscut?

01:03:29.000 Can I show you what I was programmed to do?

01:03:31.000 Yeah.

01:03:41.000 Yeah, he does a little path.

01:03:46.000 You made your eyes too red, dude.

01:03:48.000 You look like an ache up.

01:03:53.000 He only has a little bit of red.

01:03:55.000 That was.

01:03:55.000 You gotta admit, through all the shit, he is good at goth.

01:03:58.000 Yeah, dude, he rules.

01:03:59.000 Like, his makeup is authentic.

01:04:02.000 And what are you trying to say?

01:04:03.000 That mine is not?

01:04:04.000 Yours sucks.

01:04:05.000 Come on, man.

01:04:07.000 That was inspired by this video.

01:04:12.000 Bing Tons of traffic, thank you, Gave and McInnes.

01:04:21.000 McGuinness.

01:04:24.000 How did I um...

01:04:28.000 I uh...

01:04:30.000 Alright, that's enough.

01:04:31.000 I can tell the fans hate him.

01:04:33.000 No, they don't.

01:04:33.000 I don't know.

01:04:35.000 This isn't your show, fans.

01:04:36.000 It's mine.

01:04:38.000 Oh, my God.

01:04:39.000 I forgot the arms.

01:04:41.000 He kind of moves like Stockbauer.

01:04:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:04:44.000 Yeah.

01:04:45.000 He's got a Stockbauer size to him, too.

01:04:48.000 Yeah, maybe that's how tall people have to dance.

01:04:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:51.000 They're fighting gravity up there.

01:04:53.000 Dude, you're doing it really good.

01:04:57.000 That's exactly what he's doing.

01:04:59.000 *laughs*

01:05:04.000 That's really good.

01:05:06.000 All right, let me get back to this.

01:05:07.000 2-7.

01:05:09.000 Remember, I said Hillary guaranteed an arrest, and it goes with what Lyndon LaRouche was saying.

01:05:12.000 God, I hope that guy isn't some weird Nazi and I'm sitting here kissing his ass.

01:05:17.000 Who Ober?

01:05:17.000 LaRouche.

01:05:18.000 Oh.

01:05:19.000 All we need now is a picture of LaRouche in a Klansman costume, and I'm fucked.

01:05:28.000 You gotta be suspicious when someone uses the word Nazis.

01:05:31.000 It doesn't, it's never about what it's about.

01:05:34.000 You know what I mean?

01:05:35.000 I've never seen them go after bona fide Nazis.

01:05:37.000 Just like the hate thing.

01:05:39.000 If they really cared about hate, they'd mention ISIS and gays being thrown off buildings once.

01:05:45.000 Like, if you look at hate in the Western world, there's all of this stuff from Islam.

01:05:51.000 And then there's just this much from the white nationalists.

01:05:55.000 But all their energy is focused on this little guy.

01:05:58.000 It's sort of like mass shootings.

01:06:01.000 They're so worried about guns and mass shootings and deaths.

01:06:05.000 And they talk about when it's a white male, yet they don't talk about the, I believe we're up to 19 black males are murdered by guns every fucking day.

01:06:18.000 19 a day.

01:06:23.000 And that's dead.

01:06:24.000 We're not counting all the major injuries, all the paralyzed black men.

01:06:29.000 But you said Black Lives Matter.

01:06:31.000 It's never about what it's about in this culture.

01:06:34.000 So anyway, go back to Hillary's tweet.

01:06:40.000 She said, do you want to sue the Nazis with me?

01:06:43.000 And I said, absolutely.

01:06:45.000 So inspired by the dream team of Amy Spolatnik, Kaplan Robbie, and Karen, who are taking on the structures.

01:06:54.000 See, it's all these academic terms.

01:06:56.000 Structures of resurgent white supremacy with Mighty for USA.

01:07:00.000 So click on the link and you see these girls and they go, we're Jewish and we're going to fight these Nazis and they hate us because we're Jews.

01:07:10.000 And I don't see Jews when I look at those three.

01:07:14.000 I see lesbians.

01:07:16.000 They're clearly lesbians.

01:07:18.000 Yeah.

01:07:22.000 Well, let's all go as Miss Doubtfire.

01:07:23.000 Like three guys.

01:07:25.000 Let's go.

01:07:25.000 These women are taking, just like that cop told me that Muslims are taking over the NYPD.

01:07:31.000 Lesbian lawyers are taking over the prosecution.

01:07:34.000 That's why Proud Boys are so fucked in court.

01:07:37.000 Because these lesbians seem to have a deep-seated hatred for men, especially white men.

01:07:43.000 And she says, when I met Kaplan for the first time and asked about the threat, she also smiles.

01:07:46.000 This is the reporter for that article.

01:07:49.000 She gets it, how much these men despise her.

01:07:52.000 She's talking about Nazis, but I don't think they really are.

01:07:55.000 She's a woman who happens to be both a lesbian and Jewish.

01:07:58.000 Since the 2016 presidential election, she has worn a small Star of David around her neck.

01:08:03.000 Oh, that must piss off Trump.

01:08:05.000 He must hate that.

01:08:07.000 He must.

01:08:08.000 He's the most pro-Jewish president in the history of presidents.

01:08:12.000 A personal reminder to keep the fight against hate in all its nefarious forms.

01:08:17.000 Really?

01:08:17.000 Okay, so I presume you're spending a lot of time on Islam.

01:08:21.000 No, zero seconds on Islam.

01:08:24.000 And it reminds me of that chick.

01:08:27.000 This is now number 28.

01:08:29.000 Deborah Lolai.

01:08:31.000 Now, she works in the Bronx defending people.

01:08:35.000 Oh yeah, that's a separate thing.

01:08:37.000 This was this purports to be about breast cancer awareness.

01:08:43.000 I've always called bullshit on this pink shit.

01:08:46.000 They do it at baseball games, like that's where you want to get women.

01:08:50.000 That's really the core audience for women is a baseball game.

01:08:54.000 But they dress them up in pink.

01:08:55.000 It's about demasculinizing them.

01:08:58.000 This war on hate isn't really about hate.

01:09:00.000 It's a war on men.

01:09:01.000 She says these men despise her.

01:09:04.000 It's basically lesbian revenge.

01:09:07.000 And some men get caught up in it.

01:09:09.000 A lot of gay men.

01:09:10.000 But there's this, like, like men give a shit about lesbians too.

01:09:14.000 Like, I don't understand why these lesbians hate men so much.

01:09:17.000 We don't think about you lesbians.

01:09:19.000 We may watch you in a porno, but those lesbians aren't even serious.

01:09:22.000 The ugly ones who look like dudes.

01:09:25.000 And you don't see, you see a little bit of sexism from gay men towards women, but not like this deep-seated animosity where you want to defeminize them.

01:09:34.000 No, it's a lesbian thing.

01:09:35.000 Anyway, go back to those badges.

01:09:39.000 Doesn't that just look wrong to you?

01:09:41.000 Isn't that a fuck you?

01:09:43.000 These guys walking around with big, big pink badges on their hearts?

01:09:47.000 It looks like edible.

01:09:50.000 Like it's some candy.

01:09:51.000 Like the actual material looks cheap.

01:09:54.000 Yeah.

01:09:55.000 Anyway, Deborah Lolai is another example of this.

01:09:59.000 This would be 2.9.

01:10:02.000 She, after that cop was killed, what was his name again?

01:10:07.000 Brian Mulkeen.

01:10:09.000 After that cop was killed, this lesbian lawyer, Deborah Lolai, said, tweeted out this joke that another one, I don't know if Andine is a lesbian, but a friend of hers tweeted out.

01:10:21.000 So Deborah said, And Dean suggested a much better headline.

01:10:25.000 NYPD murders another black man than one of their own.

01:10:30.000 Now have a look at Deborah Lolai.

01:10:32.000 There she is.

01:10:33.000 That's her in the blue shirt.

01:10:35.000 That's a woman.

01:10:37.000 Oh.

01:10:38.000 And her job is she's part of a group called the Bronx Defenders.

01:10:42.000 And this is just one tiny example, but it's not anecdotal evidence.

01:10:45.000 This is indicative of a pattern.

01:10:47.000 And I'm seeing this again and again all over the country, especially in DC and New York, but up in Canada too.

01:10:54.000 These lesbians with an axe to grind.

01:10:57.000 And what's shocking about her laughing while the body of Brian Mulkeen is still warm, her laughing at his dead body is how public she could make that statement.

01:11:08.000 She made it a tweet.

01:11:10.000 So it would be one thing if I heard her mumble this in a bar and I go, you bitch, you fucking hate cops, don't you?

01:11:16.000 You hate white men.

01:11:16.000 You hate men.

01:11:17.000 And you think white men hate you.

01:11:18.000 White men don't care about you.

01:11:20.000 They're not homophobic.

01:11:21.000 They're homo could care less.

01:11:23.000 And she goes, fuck them all.

01:11:24.000 I'll help they die.

01:11:24.000 That would be one thing.

01:11:25.000 And I go, well, that was a weird barroom conversation.

01:11:27.000 No, she just makes it a public thing on Twitter because that kind of hate is mainstream.

01:11:32.000 You'll notice, as rapper Karis once said, the ones screaming, keep it real the loudest, are the ones the most full of shit.

01:11:39.000 And when people are screaming about hate all the time and putting hate has no home here signs on their lawn, they are seething with hate.

01:11:46.000 They hate Republicans.

01:11:48.000 They hate Trump supporters.

01:11:49.000 And Deb Lolai, I posit, hates men.

01:11:55.000 That is my, again, I can't read her mind, but everything is looking like Shakespeare.

01:12:00.000 And you know what the Bronx defenders, they get tens of millions of dollars from New York City taxpayers to fight on behalf of gays and lesbians and oppressed minorities, like that Moira Meltzer-Cohen, who got that criminal Caleb Perkins out of jail for punching a fucking cop in the face.

01:12:23.000 He's also one of the Antifa guys who did the fight the night the Prowboys were arrested.

01:12:28.000 Lawyers like this, these frumpy, grumpy feminists, they show up and they're just totally devoted to non-male things or non-white male things or non-white things.

01:12:40.000 And I don't understand why the Bronx defenders exist.

01:12:43.000 Like, I'd understand if it was Jim Crow and they'd say, we need extra money, but like, you need a free, gays need a free lawyer?

01:12:50.000 Why?

01:12:51.000 Because gays are oppressed in New York City?

01:12:53.000 Are you fucking kidding me?

01:12:55.000 You want to see oppressed?

01:12:56.000 Check out Proud Boys.

01:12:59.000 Speaking of Proud Boys.

01:13:04.000 Shit, we got to still have a fuckload of stuff to cover.

01:13:08.000 John Kingsman, kinsman, looking at 15 years for being a member of a hate group and getting into a fight, is one of the only people I know married to a black woman that has kids.

01:13:18.000 It's pretty rare with black kids.

01:13:20.000 It's pretty rare in this day and age.

01:13:22.000 But for some reason, that's a lot of these women's deepest fantasy.

01:13:26.000 And I think this is a good segue from the lesbian lawyers to talk about women's brains and how they operate.

01:13:34.000 So join me if you wish.

01:13:36.000 Wait, what's that?

01:13:38.000 I have to find it.

01:13:39.000 What do you mean?

01:13:42.000 You have no idea where it is?

01:13:44.000 You also need the card up.

01:13:46.000 I can keep talking.

01:13:48.000 I might have to pivot real quick.

01:13:51.000 I don't know what happened.

01:13:52.000 What's going on, dude?

01:13:54.000 You have no idea where it exported?

01:13:56.000 This is pre-taped, by the way.

01:13:58.000 And when we come back, I want to talk about Paul Joseph Watson's review of...

01:14:08.000 I thought you said it was already exported.

01:14:11.000 I thought it was.

01:14:11.000 It was not.

01:14:12.000 So you didn't export it?

01:14:14.000 It's doing real fast, though.

01:14:14.000 No.

01:14:16.000 But why didn't you export it?

01:14:17.000 Well, I put it in the queue, and then I forgot to press play on it.

01:14:23.000 Another fuck up.

01:14:27.000 By Ryan.

01:14:28.000 Well, let's go to 3-2 then while we wait.

01:14:31.000 If I could, I would just play this entire fucking video that Paul Joseph Watson did.

01:14:36.000 It's definitely his best work yet.

01:14:39.000 And he talks about why the Joker is unpopular.

01:14:42.000 Steven Crowder was talking about this too.

01:14:45.000 And basically, because it's woke.

01:14:47.000 And this is linked to the video I'm trying to show you that Ryan didn't export.

01:14:51.000 Because the Joker's girlfriend is black in it, but that's not good enough.

01:14:56.000 Sorry.

01:14:56.000 Just like John facing 15 years.

01:14:59.000 Loving black women isn't enough.

01:15:01.000 You're still evil.

01:15:03.000 So we'll just play some of it just so I force you to watch it because it just sort of summarizes the thing.

01:15:08.000 I said on Parlor, I said if someone just came out of a coma and I had to explain to them what's going on in the world, I wouldn't show the movie Joker.

01:15:15.000 I'd show this.

01:15:16.000 Because it just perfectly summarizes the shit we're in right now.

01:15:22.000 Joker was undoubtedly one of the most authentic, watershed cultural moments of the last 10 years.

01:15:28.000 Which, given how saturated, invapid, banality our culture has become, those moments are few and far between.

01:15:36.000 There are very few movies that stay with you, but Joker's claustrophobic nihilism clings on like nothing else.

01:15:43.000 But how do we know for sure that it was so good?

01:15:46.000 Because all the right people hated it.

01:15:48.000 The Guardian Slate, The Wall Street Journal.

01:15:51.000 This Guardian Easter implored people to ditch Joker and instead see a movie that was literally about how to become an incel.

01:15:58.000 Before the movie's release, we were bombarded with relentless hysteria about how it was going to cause mass shootings, how it was irresponsible, how we needed cops at theaters to keep us safe.

01:16:10.000 Why was the establishment so afraid of this movie?

01:16:14.000 Why did they try to actively discourage people from seeing it?

01:16:17.000 Because Joker points a finger at the true reason why our society produces the diseased minds responsible for mass shootings.

01:16:25.000 Because our entire culture is bathed in atomizing consumerist celebrity at all costs nihilism.

01:16:32.000 Because the way we've been brainwashed.

01:16:34.000 Maybe the reason that these lesbians have such power is because in a world where masculinity is evil, then the opposite of masculinity, which is not really femininity, but lesbians, they're dogmatic about it.

01:16:48.000 True women, not that lesbians aren't real women, but true femininity likes masculinity.

01:16:54.000 It complements it.

01:16:56.000 Lesbians don't like masculinity.

01:16:58.000 And that's why Hillary Clinton is so popular.

01:17:01.000 That's why these lesbians have so much power.

01:17:03.000 And that's why The Joker is such a horrible movie to them.

01:17:07.000 Because The Joker says, why are you shitting on masculinity all the time?

01:17:12.000 You know, this might seem kind of a weird segue, but Andrew Morantz is this writer for The New Yorker.

01:17:18.000 Or maybe it's, yeah, The New Yorker.

01:17:19.000 This is 33.

01:17:21.000 And he's a cuck and a pussy.

01:17:24.000 I met him once.

01:17:26.000 He wrote this article, Free Speech is Killing Us.

01:17:30.000 Noxious Language Online is creating right-wing violence.

01:17:35.000 Again, a whole article about hate and how it's getting out of control in America.

01:17:40.000 And totally ignores Islam.

01:17:43.000 I think he's Jewish, Morantz.

01:17:45.000 Shouldn't you be concerned about a religion that wants your religion dead?

01:17:49.000 They want Israel to be obliterated.

01:17:52.000 But your biggest concern is Pepe the fucking frog.

01:17:56.000 You know this guy who wrote this?

01:17:58.000 It's part of like self-hatred and demasculinization.

01:18:02.000 There's the lesbians and the feminists pushing all this shit.

01:18:05.000 But then there's also these cuck pussies who go, yeah, yeah, I agree with you.

01:18:09.000 It's masculinity.

01:18:10.000 That's the problem.

01:18:11.000 It's hate.

01:18:12.000 To have a penis is to hate.

01:18:14.000 I hate it too.

01:18:15.000 Ooh, self-flagellation.

01:18:17.000 I suck.

01:18:19.000 When I met him at this party, it was a Gateway Pundit party, and I knew something was up.

01:18:24.000 And they said, oh, this is a guy.

01:18:25.000 He's a liberal, but he's one of the good ones.

01:18:26.000 I go, no, he's not.

01:18:28.000 I can tell this guy is here to get dirt.

01:18:30.000 You guys are naive for inviting him here.

01:18:32.000 You think he wants to hang out with James O'Keefe and me?

01:18:35.000 And he did the article.

01:18:36.000 And you know what the article was about?

01:18:38.000 It was about the black DJ at the party and how uncomfortable she felt.

01:18:43.000 And you know why she felt uncomfortable?

01:18:46.000 Because he went out there and he said, you know, these are all Trump supporters.

01:18:49.000 And Trump supporters are known to be linked to white nationalists.

01:18:52.000 And these people are, they're pretty much Nazis.

01:18:55.000 And she goes, really?

01:18:56.000 Oh, that's weird.

01:18:57.000 That was the entire article.

01:19:01.000 And then James O'Keefe and I had a dance off.

01:19:03.000 And James is very good at 80s dancing.

01:19:06.000 And I think it was an 80s themed party.

01:19:11.000 So he made that, tried to make that look like it was serious.

01:19:15.000 And I was humiliated in my dance off with James O'Keefe.

01:19:18.000 Like, they willfully ignore true hate and even jokes and fun and everything that makes America great in order to crowbar in this bizarre, negative, shitty, horrific view of the world where everyone is racist and sexist and horrible.

01:19:35.000 And people are mortified by the thought of a black woman marrying a white guy.

01:19:40.000 It's just not true.

01:19:41.000 It's just fashion.

01:19:43.000 It's not real.

01:19:44.000 They don't really care about truth.

01:19:45.000 They really care about what's hot this month.

01:19:48.000 And what's hot this month is shitting on people and pretending we're racist.

01:19:53.000 Anyway, let's have a better look at the female brain to truly understand.

01:19:57.000 *Music*

01:20:04.000 Want to get inside a woman's brain?

01:20:06.000 Look at a commercial.

01:20:07.000 Most commercials are directed to women because they do all the buying in the house.

01:20:11.000 They buy the car.

01:20:12.000 Shit, they choose the house.

01:20:13.000 They choose the vacation.

01:20:15.000 They do all the shopping for food, computers, everything.

01:20:17.000 Us guys are too busy.

01:20:19.000 I haven't, I got this shirt for free.

01:20:21.000 These glasses I bought like 10 years ago.

01:20:24.000 I've repaired them with crazy glue.

01:20:25.000 We're not big on buying shit.

01:20:28.000 And when you watch commercials, you can learn a lot about women.

01:20:31.000 One thing I've learned, and we did a separate video about this, is cuck commercials, where women seem to have a lot of animosity towards their husbands, and men are total, stupid, fucking losers in commercials where the woman is the brains, the badass.

01:20:47.000 Remember that one commercial where she goes, women can still wear the pants in the family.

01:20:52.000 Yoga pants or pants.

01:20:53.000 Remember that one?

01:20:54.000 Where she runs it up the gut?

01:20:56.000 And he's like, shouldn't we park back there?

01:20:59.000 She's driving.

01:21:00.000 Yeah, right.

01:21:01.000 Anyway, another fun thing that goes on with commercials is this compulsion for diversity.

01:21:08.000 And they have to be a mixed-race couple.

01:21:10.000 And women, white women, whites are what, 75% of the population, depending how you classify Hispanic whites.

01:21:17.000 So it's directed to white women.

01:21:20.000 Black women are only 7% of the population.

01:21:22.000 Asians are maybe 2%.

01:21:24.000 They're going for the big dollars.

01:21:26.000 And the big dollars are white women, middle-class white women.

01:21:28.000 And these middle-class white women, they don't want to see white and white.

01:21:32.000 They want diversity.

01:21:33.000 Now, what kind of diversity?

01:21:34.000 Well, it can't be Asian because there's too few Asians.

01:21:37.000 That's not good for business.

01:21:39.000 It can't be a black guy and a white woman.

01:21:41.000 I guess that's too porny for them.

01:21:44.000 It conjures up too many penile images.

01:21:47.000 So it has to be a black woman and a white guy with a mixed race kid.

01:21:52.000 There has to be a mixed race kid in the mix with kind of kinky hair.

01:21:55.000 And I've noticed this again and again in commercials.

01:21:58.000 You don't see it in real life.

01:22:00.000 Like the New York Times loves this concept, but barely 3% of people marry outside their race.

01:22:05.000 I'm one of the 3%.

01:22:06.000 And the only time I've seen a black woman with a white guy married with kids would be that proud boy John Kinsman who's facing 15 years for being in a hate group.

01:22:15.000 That's the reality of it.

01:22:17.000 But it's not about reality.

01:22:18.000 It's about fashion.

01:22:19.000 So let's just have a brief look at some of these commercials.

01:22:22.000 Yeah, this is a typical one.

01:22:24.000 She's black, he's white.

01:22:25.000 And this is one of the few times you see a man, a white male in a commercial who's not bumping his head on shit and going, what the fuck?

01:22:33.000 Can't we park back there?

01:22:35.000 They're cool.

01:22:37.000 And babe.

01:22:38.000 And today we're talking about mobile plans the real way.

01:22:41.000 I'm at the coffee shop on my Walmart Family Mobile Unlimited plan.

01:22:45.000 What percentage of the population is.

01:22:47.000 We could do this all day.

01:22:48.000 Middle-class black women married to white men.

01:22:50.000 There's probably like a thousand.

01:22:53.000 That contradicts my Asian thing where I said they don't do Asians because they're not big enough apart.

01:22:53.000 Wait a minute.

01:22:57.000 See, this isn't really, this obviously isn't marketing to this couple.

01:23:01.000 It's sort of like Barack Obama.

01:23:02.000 Barack Obama wasn't marketed towards black people.

01:23:06.000 He was marketed to woke white people.

01:23:08.000 And they go, I voted for a black president.

01:23:13.000 So when they do this Walmart plan, they're like, I like commercials with black people in them.

01:23:17.000 I'm so woke.

01:23:20.000 Let's do another one.

01:23:26.000 Uh-oh.

01:23:29.000 Oh, yeah, you know, the white guy taking the black girl to prom with the grumpy black dad who's really worried about them.

01:23:36.000 How many times has this happened?

01:23:37.000 Why is this a woman's fantasy?

01:23:40.000 I don't quite get it.

01:23:42.000 Because the woman that this is marketed to is going to marry a white guy.

01:23:47.000 Again, barely 3% of people marry outside their race.

01:23:50.000 So this is just a fantasy of hers.

01:23:52.000 But my contention is it's not really a fantasy.

01:23:55.000 It's the fashion of the time and women like being fashionable.

01:23:58.000 So this has nothing to do with truth.

01:24:00.000 It's all about fashion.

01:24:01.000 And is there anything less truthful than fashion?

01:24:05.000 I mean, it's fiction by nature.

01:24:06.000 All right, let's watch one more, just so.

01:24:12.000 My favorite is the last one.

01:24:14.000 United Arab Emirates.

01:24:16.000 Oh, yeah, this one.

01:24:17.000 Yeah, look, it's so incongruous to me to see a cool dad who's good with his kid.

01:24:24.000 Look, they play and they have a little handshake and, whoa, I'm feeding you and you're not a moron And you're cool when you blow stuff up.

01:24:35.000 It's kind of pandering, too.

01:24:36.000 And isn't it funny how these women are more partial to light-skinned black women?

01:24:43.000 Like they never have Beyoncé hair, but they're always Cosby black.

01:24:47.000 They're always Octoroons or mulattoes or something.

01:24:50.000 They don't want you to out-black them.

01:24:52.000 Okay, so this United Arab Emirates is my favorite one because it perfectly sums up this bizarre compulsion they have where they need white men married to black women.

01:25:03.000 As a family, we always like Emirates.

01:25:06.000 Mom and dad are always saying, I love the breakfast.

01:25:09.000 It's the lunch for me.

01:25:10.000 We always like this last one.

01:25:12.000 Lucky he's not an asshole.

01:25:13.000 Hey, if I have to marry a black woman and not be a complete idiot asshole, then I'm all for it.

01:25:19.000 Is this all we had to do, ladies?

01:25:20.000 To get your support?

01:25:21.000 Oh, Asian.

01:25:23.000 That's rare.

01:25:25.000 Don't think women like that.

01:25:33.000 What a stupid commercial.

01:25:35.000 Speaking of truth, slavery was recently outlawed in Oman, 1970, Qatar, 1952, Saudi Arabia, and Yemen both in 1962.

01:25:48.000 So these woke moms love the United Arab Emirates.

01:25:52.000 They love Dubai.

01:25:53.000 Meanwhile, these people have only very recently outlawed slavery.

01:25:58.000 That's the truth.

01:26:00.000 That's the truth you don't care about, is that the Arab world is still to this day steeped in slavery.

01:26:05.000 There's more slaves today than ever before at any time in history.

01:26:10.000 But you don't care about that.

01:26:11.000 You don't care about genuine equality.

01:26:14.000 You just like the look of things.

01:26:15.000 So if we really get into a woman's brain, what do we see?

01:26:18.000 They like the look of things.

01:26:27.000 How did you make those drum sounds?

01:26:30.000 GarageBand.

01:26:31.000 Everything there is GarageBand sounds.

01:26:33.000 It was a free program.

01:26:37.000 Another thing that is behind those commercials is they think Trump supporters are racist.

01:26:42.000 So having a mixed-race couple is a fuck you to these racist Republicans.

01:26:48.000 But they're wrong.

01:26:49.000 It's almost like when they have gay characters, they think it's a haha.

01:26:53.000 What do you think now, homophobe?

01:26:55.000 And you're like, I don't know.

01:26:56.000 I'm not offended.

01:26:57.000 Or when you see like a white girl walking down the street with a black guy and she gives this look like, you got a problem with this?

01:27:02.000 I bet you do.

01:27:03.000 And you go, I don't know what?

01:27:04.000 This is revolutionary?

01:27:06.000 You fucking someone you're into?

01:27:07.000 Wow.

01:27:10.000 But I should show you two things.

01:27:12.000 So I was talking about Proud Boys.

01:27:14.000 That's the guy I was talking about, John Kinsman, looking at 15 years in prison for being in a hate group that she suggested he joined, by the way.

01:27:24.000 She looked up Proud Boys and go, these guys seem really Christian and pro-American.

01:27:27.000 You should join.

01:27:28.000 Then he got ambushed and he fought back.

01:27:31.000 And the charges fought back too much.

01:27:34.000 Never heard that charge.

01:27:36.000 I guess the victims got really fucked up and they were in the hospital.

01:27:39.000 The victims are gone.

01:27:40.000 They told the cops to fuck off.

01:27:42.000 Oh, so it's literally a victimless crime.

01:27:45.000 That's never heard of that before.

01:27:48.000 And here's the commercial I was talking about, the cuck commercial.

01:27:51.000 Totally different part of a woman's brain, but it's worth showing after I discussed it.

01:27:56.000 Look at this guy.

01:27:58.000 Turn it up.

01:27:59.000 We should park back there, babe.

01:28:01.000 Great idea.

01:28:02.000 Hadn't thought of that.

01:28:03.000 Let's just park back in our driveway.

01:28:07.000 Or we could, I don't know, run it right up the gut.

01:28:12.000 Lady, don't park on the spawn pants in this family.

01:28:16.000 Yoga pants or pants.

01:28:20.000 He's right.

01:28:22.000 What a shitty thing to do.

01:28:23.000 How'd the park's grass get all fucked up?

01:28:26.000 Some cunt was driving all over it because she didn't want to walk for one minute.

01:28:30.000 If you let your wife drive and you're not drunk out of your mind, actually, you shouldn't get drunk out of your mind if your family has to be driven anywhere.

01:28:39.000 But letting your wife drive is a sign of a cuck.

01:28:43.000 Also, when she doesn't take your name, you're a fucking loser too.

01:28:48.000 Like Bill de Blasio.

01:28:50.000 Her name is not de Blasio.

01:28:51.000 Oh, wow.

01:28:52.000 Actually, his name isn't even de Blasio.

01:28:55.000 That's like his stepfather's name or something because he didn't like his original dad, something like that.

01:28:55.000 Oh, that's right.

01:29:04.000 You sure know how to pick him, New York.

01:29:06.000 I guess we wanted to punish ourselves after Juliani fixed the city.

01:29:11.000 Okay, I basically covered everything I wanted to.

01:29:15.000 I'm glad we got that Deborah lolion.

01:29:19.000 You have zero chance of getting a fair trial in New York City these days.

01:29:24.000 I mean, the jury hates cops.

01:29:26.000 They hate Trump.

01:29:27.000 They hate.

01:29:28.000 You know how many people in Manhattan voted for Trump?

01:29:30.000 1%.

01:29:33.000 That's worse than D.C. And D.C.'s bad.

01:29:36.000 DC I think was 5%.

01:29:37.000 That means a lot of And that makes sense because he's against the deep state, getting everyone fired.

01:29:48.000 Steve Bannon.

01:29:49.000 Steve Bannon is funny because he says that, remember he said, you think they're going to give it up without a fight?

01:29:54.000 And I thought that was kind of a profound thing to say.

01:29:56.000 But I'm realizing now that Steve Bannon is the deep state.

01:30:02.000 He's the one behind this crucifixion of Roger Stone.

01:30:08.000 And I should have known something was up when I saw his fucking shirts.

01:30:11.000 Anyone who wears three dress shirts, three collared dress shirts, collar, collar, collar.

01:30:17.000 What the fuck are you doing?

01:30:18.000 Are you trying to pretend you're not fat by having extra clothing on?

01:30:22.000 Because you're still fat, you fat pig.

01:30:24.000 Steve Bannon.

01:30:26.000 Steve Bannon.

01:30:27.000 He's now spreading mega across Europe.

01:30:29.000 No, he's not.

01:30:30.000 He's wasting Raheem Kassan's time.

01:30:34.000 Oh, look, someone's done a jokey picture of him with tons of colors.

01:30:39.000 Someone noticed it, too.

01:30:41.000 He's the only person in the world I've ever seen with two-collared shirts on.

01:30:45.000 That's nihilistic.

01:30:47.000 What is that?

01:30:48.000 Satanic.

01:30:49.000 What are you doing?

01:30:50.000 It's not comfortable.

01:30:51.000 And plus, you know, those dress shirts are cut to fit.

01:30:56.000 So that means you'd have to have a snug one and then a loose one.

01:30:59.000 It's not easy to wear two dress shirts.

01:31:02.000 He has to go buy a medium and a large.

01:31:04.000 Or a large and extra-large.

01:31:04.000 Yeah.

01:31:05.000 Well, when he does three, he's got to have three different sizes on.

01:31:08.000 What the fuck are you doing, Steve?

01:31:11.000 You pussy.

01:31:13.000 He flipped on Trump, too.

01:31:16.000 What a cunt.

01:31:17.000 What A zombie.

01:31:18.000 Cunt.

01:31:19.000 Dickhead.

01:31:21.000 Alright.

01:31:21.000 Do we have any callers?

01:31:24.000 Or are we not popular enough?

01:31:25.000 No, we do.

01:31:26.000 We've got three on the line right now.

01:31:30.000 Okay.

01:31:34.000 Mark.

01:31:36.000 Oh, yeah.

01:31:38.000 I was calling about accents, about I also had a statement, but no, my first thing was, I'm from Chicago, and you keep watching like SNL and stuff like that.

01:31:52.000 And why do they always go like, oh, it's like from Chicago?

01:31:55.000 And I've been here for 40 years in Chicago.

01:31:59.000 And no one talks like that.

01:32:01.000 Like a complete idiot.

01:32:03.000 And it's like when you watch like a cooking show and somebody's like, oh, I'm an avi.

01:32:07.000 Give me a, can I have a pepperoni pizza with some matzo?

01:32:12.000 And they use these ridiculous accents.

01:32:15.000 And like same thing with like a taco and stuff like that.

01:32:17.000 I know I've been in Minnesota and I've actually heard people go, kick it a taco.

01:32:22.000 So you're calling to tell us that Chicago doesn't have a pronounced accent.

01:32:28.000 I'm sorry?

01:32:29.000 You're calling to tell us that Chicago does not have a pronounced accent.

01:32:32.000 Well, not that I know not that I've heard.

01:32:36.000 I pick up a little something there, sir.

01:32:38.000 Every part of Chicago, I can't say anything.

01:32:39.000 Every part of Chicago.

01:32:41.000 Yeah, you have an accent, my friend.

01:32:43.000 Every part of Chicago.

01:32:45.000 Yeah, I could hear the accent a little bit.

01:32:46.000 All right.

01:32:47.000 Well, thanks for calling.

01:32:49.000 Are you serious?

01:32:50.000 Can I say one more thing?

01:32:50.000 All right.

01:32:52.000 Bye.

01:32:52.000 Thanks for calling.

01:32:52.000 No.

01:32:54.000 All right.

01:32:56.000 You don't get two things.

01:32:58.000 But the New York accent is real, but it's dying.

01:33:01.000 Yeah.

01:33:01.000 Nick DiPaolo's got it.

01:33:03.000 Nick DiPaolo.

01:33:04.000 You hear it occasionally in South Brooklyn.

01:33:06.000 A lot of cops still have it.

01:33:08.000 You hear it in Breezy Point, where I'm banned.

01:33:11.000 But it definitely is dying.

01:33:12.000 Keith the cop has one for sure.

01:33:14.000 Yeah.

01:33:15.000 Long Island going strong on that.

01:33:17.000 Long Island going strong.

01:33:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:19.000 Yoshi?

01:33:20.000 Yeah.

01:33:21.000 No, dude, he does, though.

01:33:23.000 Next call.

01:33:23.000 All right.

01:33:25.000 We got Chris.

01:33:31.000 Hello?

01:33:33.000 Yeah.

01:33:34.000 Uh, am I on the- Yes.

01:33:34.000 What's up?

01:33:41.000 Let's go.

01:33:44.000 I'm on my 14th day of no nut and I feel like I'm going to die and I want to, I But I also feel the need to bust because there's no girl that I like on an emotional level.

01:33:44.000 Okay.

01:34:05.000 And I don't know what to do.

01:34:07.000 Can't you just get a beach or something?

01:34:09.000 I would say you got to fuck some fatties.

01:34:12.000 You shouldn't go 14 days.

01:34:13.000 When we say no wanks, we don't mean no sex or no ejaculation.

01:34:17.000 We just say got to get out there.

01:34:19.000 Get something under your belt.

01:34:20.000 You should have emotionless, meaningless sex.

01:34:24.000 Or at least get into it for the night or something.

01:34:27.000 And then the other good thing about no wanks, too, is you go, well, this sucks.

01:34:31.000 14 days.

01:34:32.000 I want an emotional relationship.

01:34:34.000 And it gets you off the couch to go find that woman that you can be emotional with.

01:34:38.000 When you jerk off to porn, you don't have that same inclination.

01:34:41.000 And you go, I could go another year without having sex.

01:34:45.000 It's weird, too.

01:34:46.000 I talk to people and go, when did you last get laid?

01:34:48.000 You hear it on Howard Stern all the time.

01:34:50.000 He'll say to celebrities, when did you last have sex?

01:34:51.000 And it's always like a year ago, eight months ago.

01:34:56.000 My wife was gone for four days and I noticed I was getting really depressed.

01:34:59.000 And then we boned when she got back.

01:35:02.000 And the universe felt normal again.

01:35:04.000 And I went, oh, that's why I was depressed.

01:35:06.000 Because I hadn't had any lovemaking.

01:35:09.000 We got Christian online, Christian.

01:35:12.000 What's up, Christian?

01:35:14.000 Yo, what's up?

01:35:15.000 So my brother is dating a Swedish au pair.

01:35:20.000 And your theory about Swedish people is absolutely correct.

01:35:24.000 I started talking to her about Geretta Thornberg saying why would you get a retard to go around preaching climate change nonsense and why not just get a scientist?

01:35:37.000 And back to like exposing retarded people, she was perfectly cool with it, using this retard to push an agenda.

01:35:48.000 Yeah.

01:35:49.000 And what is the agenda?

01:35:51.000 Like the agenda is that we have to spend more money on environmentalism.

01:35:55.000 Just like I was saying with hate, why don't they give a shit about Islam?

01:35:58.000 If you really care about pollution, why aren't you 99% focused on India and China?

01:36:05.000 Like Canadians are obsessed with wind, power, and solar.

01:36:08.000 They're responsible for 1.5% of the carbon footprint in the world.

01:36:11.000 Yet they're bending over backwards to get that down to what?

01:36:14.000 1.2.8%?

01:36:16.000 It doesn't make any sense.

01:36:18.000 It's not about logic.

01:36:19.000 It's about fashion.

01:36:20.000 And it's fashionable right now to appease a crying girl who's mentally ill.

01:36:25.000 So we do it.

01:36:26.000 And I don't like it because it's dishonest.

01:36:28.000 Everyone's fucking lying all the time.

01:36:31.000 Next.

01:36:33.000 Kyle, you're online.

01:36:38.000 So, Ryan, you sound like a diet John Benjamin.

01:36:42.000 And I was wondering if, Gavin, you could give like a symposium on the rat tail hairstyle, like the difference between 80s and 90s, because I really respect your fashion outlook.

01:36:54.000 And I just love the rat tail hairstyle.

01:36:57.000 Thank you for calling.

01:36:59.000 I fully advocate the rat tail.

01:37:01.000 I think the rat tail culture and those hats that have the flaps on the back and the wraparound sunglasses and the mullet and the non-ironic mustache, it really was a time when we had fun.

01:37:15.000 Again, when we say make America great again, we mean Reagan-era America.

01:37:20.000 We mean the 80s.

01:37:21.000 Minus that stupid war on drugs with all the fucking anti-crack shit that Nancy Reagan was pushing.

01:37:27.000 But my son had a rat tail for a while When we lived in the city, and then when we moved to the burbs, you know, he wanted to conform, I guess, and he fucking cut it off.

01:37:37.000 Broke my heart.

01:37:39.000 Your webcam just died, and we have to tell everyone all about it.

01:37:42.000 But yeah, 80s was great style.

01:37:44.000 Fucking chicks, too.

01:37:46.000 You know, the accelerator girls, the ZZ Top Video legs?

01:37:49.000 That was when women were at their peak fashion.

01:37:52.000 Those little lace, fingerless gloves.

01:37:55.000 And socks with heels.

01:37:55.000 Oh, my God.

01:37:57.000 That was big in the 80s.

01:37:59.000 Oh, fuck.

01:38:00.000 See if you can dig up the video for legs as we take calls.

01:38:04.000 Who's next?

01:38:06.000 Jacob.

01:38:09.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:38:09.000 Can you hear me?

01:38:10.000 Yeah, I can hear you.

01:38:11.000 What's up, dude?

01:38:12.000 Hey, hey, do you think you reacted so emotionally to the little Scottish girl?

01:38:16.000 Because on a subconscious level, you know that's what your show is?

01:38:24.000 We're a bad baton thrower.

01:38:28.000 That's a burn.

01:38:30.000 That hurt.

01:38:32.000 Oh, my fucking Lord.

01:38:38.000 Gee, I'm sorry.

01:38:39.000 That's okay.

01:38:40.000 Anytime.

01:38:40.000 Oops.

01:38:41.000 What's your dress?

01:38:42.000 Why, what's this?

01:38:47.000 Keep going.

01:38:51.000 You're bullying a woman?

01:38:52.000 What?

01:38:53.000 And why?

01:38:54.000 Because she has glasses on?

01:38:56.000 Hey, four eyes.

01:38:58.000 You're a stupid bitch.

01:39:03.000 They're sub-Nickelodeon.

01:39:05.000 Like this.

01:39:06.000 That's below the shows my little kids watch.

01:39:10.000 So then the fancy bitches show up and they say, stop bullying her.

01:39:14.000 And they make her into us.

01:39:15.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:39:16.000 Yeah, they're big on her.

01:39:17.000 Freaking little hats.

01:39:18.000 This is how my wife dressed when I met her.

01:39:19.000 She'd have a hat on.

01:39:25.000 Oh, isht.

01:39:28.000 You know what's good news?

01:39:30.000 Women are wearing high-heel shoes again in New York City.

01:39:33.000 I'm seeing it everywhere.

01:39:34.000 And young girls, too.

01:39:36.000 Like in the 90s, that was a real low point for them.

01:39:39.000 And I talked to Kennedy about this Fox business, Kennedy.

01:39:42.000 And I go, you used to, you're so much hotter now, and you're 20 years older.

01:39:47.000 And she goes, back then wearing high-heel shoes, you'd look like a dupe.

01:39:52.000 You'd look like a loser.

01:39:53.000 We all wore Dr. Martin shoes and big frumpy shirts.

01:39:57.000 And it was seen as like empowering.

01:39:59.000 It wasn't sexy back then.

01:40:00.000 And I go, well, it's sexy now.

01:40:04.000 And now it's back.

01:40:05.000 It's no more Doc Martin shoes.

01:40:07.000 Now they're wearing fucking stilettos.

01:40:08.000 And I have a coconut smasher and I didn't even need blue chew for it.

01:40:12.000 High Hill Shoes, a poor man's blue chew.

01:40:15.000 Next call.

01:40:16.000 We got Ryan Comedy.

01:40:20.000 Hey, guys.

01:40:21.000 Gavin, you're always saying, get fired, get in trouble.

01:40:25.000 I was wondering if that applies to comedy as well.

01:40:28.000 I'm trying to get into comedy, but I don't want to come out as right wing like I'm coming out as a fag.

01:40:38.000 Appreciate it.

01:40:39.000 Okay.

01:40:39.000 Yeah, you should come out as right wing on stage and bomb and have them boo you.

01:40:44.000 Make sure you're funny, of course.

01:40:46.000 But that's a perfect example of what I mean by get fired.

01:40:49.000 I obviously don't mean when you've got a good job and things are going well, you have to go slap the boss in the face or something stupid.

01:40:56.000 What I'm saying is stop living in fear and being anonymous all the time.

01:41:00.000 And this whole like, look, I'd love to come out of the closet.

01:41:02.000 Even that cop who told me he can't be pro-Trump.

01:41:06.000 Then get fired.

01:41:08.000 Get kicked out of the NYPD.

01:41:10.000 Lose your fucking pension.

01:41:12.000 Die with your boots on.

01:41:15.000 I'm not saying I want cops to die, obviously.

01:41:18.000 Thomas, you're on the show.

01:41:22.000 Hi.

01:41:26.000 So you ask questions about the show all the time.

01:41:29.000 Like, what length of show we prefer.

01:41:32.000 I think the two-hour show is better, like, when you go longer.

01:41:35.000 And then you also ask about guests.

01:41:37.000 I like it better with no guests.

01:41:40.000 The show flows so much better.

01:41:41.000 There's no interruptions.

01:41:43.000 And then finally, why don't you do every show live?

01:41:46.000 Why not every single show live?

01:41:50.000 Why not every single show live?

01:41:52.000 Well, you want to take that one?

01:41:54.000 Because I think there's a lot of cool production things we could add in there and make things perfect.

01:41:59.000 Because at the end of the day, live happens once.

01:42:02.000 It's a one-shot.

01:42:03.000 But when we have an archive of hundreds of episodes and they're picture perfect and we make them into this sculpted perfect thing, then the format is like something that is more watchable forever.

01:42:15.000 Yeah, we probably should go live, though.

01:42:17.000 He's right.

01:42:18.000 Okay.

01:42:19.000 I mean, today we had a pre-taped thing with the woman's brain.

01:42:24.000 But two hours, I don't know.

01:42:26.000 Seems long.

01:42:26.000 But I get what you're saying about guests.

01:42:29.000 And maybe I'm good at interviews with a sit-down.

01:42:32.000 Like, I'm really proud of the interview that's on the CRTV archives where I sat down with a retired cop for about an hour.

01:42:38.000 I'm good at those Joe Rogany type things, but just like, hey, how you doing?

01:42:41.000 So you were arrested yesterday?

01:42:42.000 Yeah.

01:42:43.000 Liberals are so stupid, right?

01:42:44.000 Yeah, they totally are.

01:42:45.000 All right, we're living in clown world.

01:42:46.000 Clown world.

01:42:47.000 Yeah, okay.

01:42:47.000 Bye.

01:42:48.000 Thanks for coming on the show.

01:42:49.000 Although we did have a breakthrough with The Angry Foreigner where I said whites just hate themselves.

01:42:53.000 And he goes, no, it's not whites.

01:42:55.000 Polish people, Hungarians don't hate themselves.

01:42:57.000 It's people who didn't suffer enough in the war.

01:43:00.000 Hmm.

01:43:01.000 Changed my mind.

01:43:04.000 God, you had to struggle to go get that.

01:43:06.000 Devin.

01:43:08.000 Devin.

01:43:10.000 Yeah, man.

01:43:11.000 Just to reiterate your great point.

01:43:13.000 Your wife should never drive unless she's driving you to the hospital because you can't see.

01:43:20.000 So when you're letting her drive, you're basically letting her protect you from point A to point B. Thank you.

01:43:26.000 And it's like, what are you doing when she's driving?

01:43:29.000 Are you playing on your phone like a woman?

01:43:33.000 Thank you.

01:43:34.000 Jesus, you just renewed my faith in humanity.

01:43:36.000 Another thing I hate about it, too, is she's always in the fast lane.

01:43:41.000 Now, if you're driving and someone passes you in the slow lane, you're supposed to feel shame.

01:43:46.000 That's the slow shame.

01:43:48.000 It's supposed to feel the second someone passes you in the slow lane, you should be going, oh, fuck, what am I doing?

01:43:53.000 Sorry, everyone.

01:43:54.000 Sorry.

01:43:54.000 And then you get over, dick-dun, tick-doon, into the slow lane, get out of people's way.

01:43:58.000 But women will just be in the fast Lane with cars going around them, around them, around them, and they're oblivious.

01:44:03.000 And the few times I've been in the passenger seat, I'll say, You don't see this as an issue here?

01:44:08.000 You just had three people pass you in the slow lane.

01:44:10.000 Move over.

01:44:12.000 Move over.

01:44:14.000 I swear to God, I'm becoming a Muslim.

01:44:16.000 I'm becoming a jihadist.

01:44:18.000 I want women, I want hot women out of my face because I get too horny and I get in a bad mood.

01:44:23.000 Sometimes I'll find myself, like I'll be talking to some fucking smoke show in New York City and I'll be writing on my, with my finger on my hand, on my arm, I'll be writing fucking smoke show.

01:44:34.000 Like F-U-C-K.

01:44:36.000 Or on my leg, I'll write, holy shit, just to sort of like not drool.

01:44:41.000 So we'll put them in fucking burqas.

01:44:44.000 And then another great thing about Islam is women can't drive at all.

01:44:49.000 They need permission.

01:44:52.000 And let's be honest, a lot of gays could do with being thrown off a building.

01:44:56.000 Oh, no.

01:44:57.000 Just kidding.

01:44:59.000 Oh.

01:44:59.000 You see, he uses humor to get his hate across.

01:45:02.000 It's disingenuous.

01:45:04.000 He pretends it's all an act.

01:45:05.000 Fuck off.

01:45:07.000 By the way, a lot of people say my name when they're watching a certain comedian and they're like flabbergasted by him.

01:45:13.000 They're like, oh, Burr.

01:45:16.000 He's like, ah, dude, it's just a joke.

01:45:19.000 Peyton, you're in line.

01:45:25.000 I love having you.

01:45:26.000 I'm not even even close to get that shitty joke.

01:45:28.000 Thanks for letting us visit.

01:45:30.000 Go ahead again.

01:45:31.000 Sorry?

01:45:33.000 I have a theory about Terrence Howard and Jesse Smollett.

01:45:37.000 Okay.

01:45:38.000 I think they both got into too much acid or some kind of psychedelic, and that's when all this stuff started.

01:45:46.000 And there's also a YouTube video called Nothing to Lose where they sing to each other.

01:45:50.000 I think you should check it out.

01:45:52.000 Okay, thanks for that.

01:45:53.000 But the problem, I think that's a good theory because he's talking exactly like the way meth heads talk.

01:45:58.000 And meth heads love mathematics.

01:46:02.000 But I've done meth before, and I was talking crazy shit for three days without sleep.

01:46:06.000 But then I came to after it all and went, whoa, that was mental.

01:46:13.000 What the fuck was I talking about?

01:46:16.000 Terrence is doing it.

01:46:19.000 He's doing it sober.

01:46:21.000 We don't know.

01:46:24.000 Actually, that's conceivable.

01:46:25.000 He could be on anything.

01:46:27.000 You know, Lemmy was never not on speed.

01:46:29.000 Wow.

01:46:30.000 I knew a guy who went on tour with Motorhead, like open for them, bad wizard, Curtis Brown.

01:46:34.000 And he said that Lemmy would have a plate of speed and a switchblade, and he would lick it, touch the knife to the pile of powder, which was the speed, and then lick it again.

01:46:47.000 So he was micro-dosing speed all the time.

01:46:50.000 And you'll notice Motorhead got faster and faster as their albums continued.

01:46:56.000 So what is this?

01:47:04.000 Oh, he can actually play a third.

01:47:05.000 He's actually playing.

01:47:07.000 It's like sky facing and some crazy attention.

01:47:11.000 Got it back away.

01:47:14.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang.

01:47:17.000 Sounds like Len.

01:47:19.000 Is that juicy smooth?

01:47:21.000 Yep.

01:47:22.000 Gotta throw a little country in and whoop the trick.

01:47:28.000 What the hell?

01:47:29.000 Sometimes you only get one try.

01:47:35.000 You gotta give it all you got.

01:47:37.000 Gotta give it all you got.

01:47:38.000 You gotta give it all you got.

01:47:39.000 That's good.

01:47:44.000 You know what?

01:47:46.000 We have two musicians here.

01:47:48.000 One times one equals two.

01:47:51.000 I'm seeing it right now.

01:47:52.000 But wait, Terryology does two times...

01:48:02.000 You know what?

01:48:05.000 Another reason that might be true is a gay told me that that strip in Chicago where Juicy was getting his subway is actually where a lot of young twinks go to get money for drugs.

01:48:20.000 They'll blow an old rich fag and then he'll pay them in drugs or in money.

01:48:26.000 So if you don't have money for Coke or Speed or Meth or Special K, go there, give a few handies and you'll leave with drugs and money.

01:48:36.000 They're close.

01:48:40.000 What?

01:48:40.000 Are they fucking?

01:48:46.000 What?

01:48:47.000 I never watched that show, but it looks like it really sucks.

01:48:52.000 Like really sucks.

01:48:54.000 That's the first time we knew that was a lie, right?

01:48:56.000 Where they go, these rednecks go, hey, you're that gay empire nigga.

01:49:01.000 You know, as they do.

01:49:03.000 It was the shittiest lie ever.

01:49:06.000 No wonder Sean King can thrive in America.

01:49:08.000 We're the biggest wimps when it comes to bullshit.

01:49:12.000 52.

01:49:13.000 Want to talk about wise driving?

01:49:15.000 You're online.

01:49:18.000 Go ahead.

01:49:19.000 Hey, Gab.

01:49:19.000 Hey, man.

01:49:21.000 Kind of disagree with you.

01:49:23.000 I'm about the same age as you.

01:49:25.000 Well, I'll be 50 in December.

01:49:28.000 Been married 27 years, and I always let the wife drive on short trips.

01:49:33.000 Not long trips, vacation I drive, but short trips, let her drive.

01:49:38.000 How do you justify that?

01:49:40.000 Cease.

01:49:42.000 Well, if we decide to stop and eat, and I decide to have a few beers, she doesn't drink at all, then she has the wheel.

01:49:52.000 The other thing is, if I'm driving and I do something, then she starts snagging, complaining, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:50:01.000 Hey, I don't have to deal with that.

01:50:02.000 You just drive and I just sit here and make fun of your driving.

01:50:06.000 No, sorry.

01:50:07.000 Answer is no.

01:50:08.000 You can't.

01:50:09.000 You shouldn't be drinking at all when your family's on a trip.

01:50:13.000 That's just unacceptable.

01:50:15.000 The first caller was correct.

01:50:17.000 It's sort of like, say you're building a house, your dream house, and you had all the major decisions like where the kitchen's going to be and where the living room will be and how many floors And blah, blah, blah.

01:50:31.000 What kind of insulation?

01:50:32.000 It's like you let your wife do that.

01:50:33.000 No.

01:50:34.000 A marriage is a ship.

01:50:35.000 You're driving the ship.

01:50:36.000 If you got divorced, it's your fault, man.

01:50:39.000 Even if she cheated on you, it's your fault.

01:50:42.000 Because you let the ship go awry.

01:50:45.000 You let it hit a rock.

01:50:46.000 And that metaphor rings true when it's driving.

01:50:50.000 Because you're in control of the marriage.

01:50:52.000 You have to be in control of the trips.

01:50:53.000 And as far as drinking goes, you can only drink when you know you're not going to drive.

01:50:58.000 If I'm at a bar and I look at my watch and I go, oh, fuck, my daughter has guitar tonight.

01:51:04.000 I have to stop so I can sober up.

01:51:09.000 We'll have John.

01:51:14.000 Hey, John.

01:51:16.000 Hey, Gabon.

01:51:17.000 Hi.

01:51:20.000 I'm...

01:51:21.000 How's it going?

01:51:25.000 You're not a tits guy.

01:51:26.000 What?

01:51:28.000 Why are you not a tits guy?

01:51:29.000 So you like ass?

01:51:31.000 Yeah.

01:51:32.000 Over tits.

01:51:33.000 Obviously, we like both, but you prefer tits more than ass.

01:51:37.000 You got to back.

01:51:38.000 Prefer ass over tits.

01:51:39.000 I'm sorry.

01:51:40.000 Yeah.

01:51:40.000 I mean, an ass, you can do stuff to.

01:51:44.000 I'm sorry.

01:51:44.000 I just have to explain something.

01:51:46.000 Okay.

01:51:47.000 So, like, what's the difference then, like, if you just cut the woman and the man off from, like, the waist down, like, what's the difference then?

01:51:54.000 Like, for me, a tit, I don't like fake tits.

01:51:57.000 I think they are shit.

01:51:59.000 I hate them.

01:52:00.000 I like a little character.

01:52:01.000 I like a little personality to the tit.

01:52:02.000 As long as it's not a pizza slice, like you say.

01:52:05.000 I want something there.

01:52:06.000 Like, God, something distinct about that.

01:52:08.000 I don't give a shit.

01:52:10.000 But, like, I need to have something there because it's distinct from another dude.

01:52:15.000 Like, an ass.

01:52:16.000 The difference between a bad pair, like a bad pair of tits and a bad pair of ass is an ass, it's for all you need to do if it's flat is you go to the gym three times a week for 40 bucks.

01:52:27.000 Yeah, well, I find Asian girls, especially Chinese girls, they just have zero ass forever for infinity.

01:52:35.000 Yeah.

01:52:36.000 Well, I mean, even like women's legs, if you were a leg guy, guys have legs, but they're totally different.

01:52:43.000 Female butts are different than guys' butts.

01:52:46.000 I get what you're saying, though, Carler, if we're talking about 0.00% tits, like just flat as a board.

01:52:53.000 That might make your brain think of a 12-year-old or something.

01:52:57.000 The question comes down to decide, is flat tits, nice ass.

01:53:02.000 Flat ass, nice tits.

01:53:03.000 And you can make the tits however you want or make the ass however you want.

01:53:07.000 I just pick tits over ass every single time.

01:53:10.000 If you gave me that ultimatum, I would go ask no questions asked right away.

01:53:15.000 Now, I don't like zero tits, but that's very, very rare.

01:53:19.000 So if a tit is this big and up from this to like fucking my nana's tits, I'm in.

01:53:28.000 But I just, I would never like.

01:53:29.000 Oh, thank God.

01:53:30.000 I'm just seeing it now.

01:53:33.000 Oh, I've almost had a heart attack.

01:53:35.000 Look at those.

01:53:37.000 Oh, you're watching the show.

01:53:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:53:39.000 It's pretty ridiculous.

01:53:40.000 Yeah, no.

01:53:41.000 I'm not a tick guy either, but.

01:53:43.000 To be totally honest, Caller, I don't quite get it myself.

01:53:46.000 It's just like China and my dog.

01:53:49.000 I look inside for something to care, and I just go.

01:53:56.000 Go ahead.

01:53:57.000 Have small ticks.

01:53:59.000 All right.

01:54:00.000 Thanks for calling.

01:54:01.000 Later.

01:54:03.000 I couldn't imagine dumping a girl because she didn't have big enough.

01:54:06.000 That's the thing.

01:54:06.000 That doesn't compute.

01:54:08.000 By being an ass man, all you're saying is it's a make or break.

01:54:12.000 And I love the smell of an ass.

01:54:13.000 My buddy Dan called it a poor man's Viagra.

01:54:16.000 Wow.

01:54:16.000 I like this, that it's kind of pooey.

01:54:19.000 Yeah.

01:54:21.000 Wow, I'm ew.

01:54:23.000 Watching Slow-Mo lactating.

01:54:24.000 I don't know how the hell.

01:54:26.000 A stupid epiphany.

01:54:27.000 You're online.

01:54:31.000 I want to have seven things to bring up here.

01:54:35.000 The first one is, no, I'm just joking.

01:54:36.000 So I had one of those epiphanies that you mentioned before.

01:54:39.000 I don't know what years ago.

01:54:40.000 It was just like seven and seven is a rich person or something like that, right?

01:54:45.000 What was that one?

01:54:47.000 Didn't you have some sort of epiphany when you were sleeping that seven and seven is it was the funniest thing you ever told me?

01:54:54.000 Oh, I said how many people want money?

01:54:56.000 And then the answer was eight.

01:54:58.000 And I dreamt that, and I thought it was the funniest thing that's ever been said because everyone wants money.

01:55:04.000 And then I woke up and I went, that's not remotely funny.

01:55:08.000 Actually, that's got a little periology to it, but I had an epiphany the other night.

01:55:11.000 I was having this dream where I was at a dinner party and I said the most profound thing ever, that people's knees were actually wobbling.

01:55:18.000 And we were arguing about outer space.

01:55:20.000 And I said, how can we go to outer space if we're in outer space?

01:55:23.000 And I thought it was the most profound thing I've ever said or ever heard in my life.

01:55:27.000 And I just wanted to pass that along that there's fellow retards out there for you guys.

01:55:32.000 Thanks, sir.

01:55:34.000 That's good to know.

01:55:35.000 It's amazing how convinced you are, too.

01:55:36.000 Like, I thought that eight thing was going to make me rich.

01:55:40.000 Like, it would be bumper stickers, and it would be like when they first discovered rock and roll.

01:55:48.000 Weird.

01:55:48.000 Like a new type of comedy.

01:55:50.000 Yeah.

01:55:51.000 Me and my kids call it stupid thoughts.

01:55:53.000 Like I was watching TV once and they said, you can tell a cat is happy because it purrs.

01:55:58.000 And I thought to myself, oh, that's sad.

01:56:00.000 My dog never purrs.

01:56:02.000 I guess he's not happy.

01:56:03.000 And then I go, wow, that's one of the dumbest things I've ever thought in my life.

01:56:06.000 And now my kids and I tell each other when we have stupid thoughts.

01:56:09.000 Pretty good.

01:56:10.000 We got Ken.

01:56:11.000 Go ahead, Ken.

01:56:13.000 Hey, guys.

01:56:14.000 Even though it was a month ago, I want to thank you for your 9-11 episode because I think you made the most important point, and that is that we have forgotten who our enemy is and what we're doing.

01:56:24.000 So I really appreciate your message on that.

01:56:27.000 Yeah.

01:56:29.000 I want to talk real quick because you kind of really briefly talked about steel and how jet fuel can soften it, the steel, right?

01:56:40.000 But that's not really the argument.

01:56:41.000 The argument is whether or not it can melt it.

01:56:44.000 I don't know if you Googled molten steel in 9-11, but there's tons of pictures and videos of actual melted steel pouring out of the buildings.

01:56:55.000 And even there's some videos of firefighters talking about how there was a river of molten steel that they say looked like lava.

01:57:01.000 Have you guys looked at any of those videos before?

01:57:03.000 Oh, no, I haven't.

01:57:04.000 That's interesting.

01:57:05.000 I met a truther recently at my gym that I respect, and his thing wasn't like it was explosives and it was fake, although it might be a bit of that.

01:57:14.000 His thing was that George W. Bush knew that there was going to be a terrorist attack and turned the other cheek.

01:57:20.000 Now, I hate the government so much that I'm open to something like that.

01:57:25.000 I just hate all this, like George Bush did it and started getting good at it, if you will, by sneaking in explosives, like in briefcase.

01:57:36.000 I don't know how you get all that, all that, whatever they call that stuff that explodes.

01:57:40.000 Thermite thermite.

01:57:41.000 How do you get all that thermite in the building?

01:57:45.000 But yeah.

01:57:46.000 That's the problem.

01:57:48.000 I wouldn't say that I'm a truther either, but I mean, those buildings did come straight down.

01:57:53.000 You know, I mean, it does look pretty damn suspicious.

01:57:55.000 I don't know what happened.

01:57:56.000 I don't know how it happened or why it happened, but it just I know that the government is lying to us because they're liars.

01:58:02.000 And so I'm with you on that one.

01:58:04.000 I don't know.

01:58:04.000 But you do think that it was the planes that started the fire and melted the steel, right?

01:58:10.000 Well, planes definitely went into the towers.

01:58:12.000 There's no question about that.

01:58:13.000 But whether or not the buildings came down as a result, I mean, those planes were built specifically to withstand the impact of an airplane.

01:58:21.000 I mean, they built them with those exact parameters, and no building has ever collapsed because of an airplane before, except for these ones.

01:58:28.000 So I don't know.

01:58:29.000 It's fishy.

01:58:30.000 I don't know what it was.

01:58:31.000 But take a second and look at the molten steel.

01:58:34.000 Just Google Molten Steel.

01:58:35.000 But that's not 9-11.

01:58:36.000 The truthers say the steel didn't melt.

01:58:40.000 Well, no, something did, because there's actual video.

01:58:45.000 I mean, you can see it before the towers collapsed.

01:58:47.000 There's actual molten steel just pouring out of the windows, out of the building.

01:58:53.000 There's video of it.

01:58:54.000 And there were some of the first responders, the firefighters, they're just talking about what they saw.

01:59:01.000 They're like, yeah, we lifted up this huge beam, and underneath it was just this river of molten steel.

01:59:07.000 It looked like lava just flowing.

01:59:10.000 And there's pictures of it everywhere.

01:59:11.000 Yeah, there is.

01:59:12.000 Thanks, Jacob.

01:59:13.000 Hey, there's a new theory, by the way.

01:59:16.000 This is, when was this published?

01:59:19.000 All right, this is a little while ago.

01:59:23.000 Ryan, don't interject with something you read one second ago and have only read maybe two sentences of.

01:59:29.000 Well, I mean, you just kind of conceded to a theory you just heard yourself.

01:59:33.000 No, I didn't.

01:59:34.000 You did.

01:59:34.000 You were like, oh, that makes sense.

01:59:36.000 Recently presented his theory at the San Diego Technology Conference that the buildings collapsed due to explosions caused by the chemical and physical reactions of the plane's aluminum hulls had with water from the building sprinkler systems.

01:59:47.000 And then the science breaks it down, and it's boring.

01:59:50.000 But look at that.

01:59:50.000 Show people the link rather than just show a picture of me listening.

01:59:54.000 Go to the top.

01:59:56.000 Okay, go to the top.

01:59:57.000 Now people can look that up on their own.

01:59:59.000 Metal liner.

02:00:00.000 We're out of time.

02:00:02.000 But speaking of breast milk, can I just we end with a stupid video?

02:00:07.000 It's 3-5.

02:00:11.000 I think this sums up our decadence and where we are as a nation of this gross, literally gross self-indulgence.

02:00:21.000 So this is some woman.

02:00:22.000 I think she's a new mom and she must be drunk.

02:00:27.000 She's looking pretty drunk or stoned.

02:00:29.000 Now, I'm sort of spoiler alert giving it away, but if you're capable of doing this, you shouldn't be drunk.

02:00:41.000 She looks like that Chelsea handler.

02:00:47.000 God, I hate liberals.

02:00:50.000 I hate the way they dress.

02:00:52.000 Why do they have rubber boots on?

02:00:55.000 What's that poof in the pants?

02:00:57.000 Oh, there's a button.

02:01:00.000 Is that a dude?

02:01:02.000 Oh, wowie.

02:01:03.000 Is that a dude with a dick?

02:01:05.000 No, it is that nipple milk.

02:01:07.000 Oh, that, yeah.

02:01:09.000 And then they start drinking it.

02:01:10.000 What the holy moly.

02:01:13.000 I think I might take a little sip.

02:01:17.000 This is America.

02:01:18.000 This is why Trump won.

02:01:21.000 It's like that meme where they go, and then for no reason at all, Hitler was elected in power.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 11, 2019

GOML LIVE #16 - THE FEMALE BRAIN

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