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00:05:19.000You know the I Like Your New Sunglasses junkie?
00:05:21.000Now this is a special show, it's free, so we tend to over-explain things, but a common refrain on the show is this junkie I knew trying to adjust his Hello Kitty coffee machine, and his junkie girlfriend comes back in and she puts on her sunglasses because she forgot them and they're going to get butter for their pancake party that we all went to that sucked.
00:05:44.000And as he's adjusting his Hello Kitty coffee maker, he goes, I like your new sunglasses!
00:06:09.000And he dumped this girl lying on a couch like this so she's sitting normal on the couch and then he's sitting parallel to the couch so his legs are going over her lap and he's just like
00:07:18.000I'll be screaming, because I don't want to get divorced, but if five females are watching, they're brunettes with slightly chubby butts,
00:07:28.000And they want to drive around my neighborhood in a black van, and when they find me, grab me, throw me into the van, and ravish me against my will as I scream and punch.
00:08:28.000Like if going to parties when I was younger, I would just sit and look cool somewhere with a drink and then just kind of lounge back and be like, this lap's open.
00:09:26.000These are the arms the Lord cursed me with.
00:09:28.000I actually blame the anarchist punk band Crass, because I became a vegetarian at 14 and didn't eat meat until I was 34, and this is what working out every day for the past two years, sparring in the gym, has gotten me.
00:12:17.000But that would be a good way to get a hand job from your wife, is just to have no arms and say, I mean I could do it with my feet if you're feeling cruel, or you could spend 20 seconds out of your day.
00:12:30.000So I go in there and I just say, yeah, it was weird, too, because there was this black woman, attractive lady, who sits me down first and she says,
00:13:15.000And then I realized while talking to the doctor how much bullshit I hear at the gym.
00:13:20.000Because I was like, I understand there's one that can, that you take testosterone but then you forget how to make testosterone, you can grow breasts and it can lead to baldness and prostate cancer.
00:13:28.000That must be so tedious to be a doctor and hear these assholes tell you about their job and self-medicate meanwhile they spent, you know, 12 years in medical school.
00:14:33.000So then he goes, now I am uncircumcised, and we get a bad rap, especially from Aaron Burr at comedy clubs, which is why after he did an entire set on how disgusting foreskins are, I got onto the stage for an open mic and pulled out my penis and said, it's not that bad, and I am now permanently banned from the stand and can never return.
00:19:03.000So, yeah, he gets right in there, and then he said, I sense a lot of congestion in there.
00:19:09.000Meanwhile, it's the middle of the day.
00:19:12.000By the time an alcoholic Scotsman is in the middle of the day, he's had 342 shits and the last two were just clear phlegm with one piece of lettuce.
00:19:20.000So there's no way there's anything in there at all.
00:19:22.000I could, you could put a hot dog up my ass and then eat it and it would probably taste better because it's so clean in there.
00:19:30.000You could clean your hot dog in my ass.
00:19:32.000I have an asshole that can clean a hot dog.
00:19:35.000Isn't that a Pharrell lyric from Nerd?
00:19:38.000I dare you to clean your hot dog in my butt.
00:19:42.000We were joking on a previous episode about the song Lap Dance, where Pharrell inadvertently includes a line, and I dare a motherfucker to come in my face, I'm an outlaw.
00:19:51.000You dare someone to come in your face?
00:19:57.000Charles Bronson, or who is the guy, Robert something, who said, it was a big commercial in the 70s where he said, I dare you to push this battery off my shoulder.
00:21:45.000I hope, because if it's just, if they just invented that whole concept, I dare you to push a battery off my shoulder, that is the most retarded thing I've ever heard of, ever.
00:21:55.000And that just shows you that everyone in the 80s was on coke.
00:21:58.000This is how you sold batteries in the 80s to threaten violence.
00:22:03.000Buy these batteries or I'll kick the shit out of you!
00:23:20.000We talked for a little bit longer, then I went and got my bloods done, where I stole these cups, and we'll find out in a day or so what I'm going to take, whether it's the gel or the pill or the injection.
00:23:31.000And it's not, I don't think it's testosterone.
00:24:52.000I mean, I hate everyone in LA, but when someone like Jonah Hill does a movie, you know it's gonna be good because that's the culture he grew up in.
00:25:00.000When anyone else does it, they don't even have a laugh.
00:28:11.000You know, Hollywood talks all this bullshit about Trump and anti-masculinity and how they hate guns, and at the end of the day, that pays their bills.
00:28:25.000So they're so disingenuous, like they sell patriotism while pretending that they hate it.
00:29:52.000You know what happened to my six-year-old was sitting next to me on the couch and I didn't realize I was doing this but in the scene I'm about to show you I went it was like Kevin James in King of Queens when you know the ice cream store is closed or something and I was going
00:30:08.000And I heard my six-year-old look at me and goes, Dad, what's going on with your face?
00:30:13.000And I had to laugh my head off because I didn't know what I was doing.
00:30:18.000Dude, you don't know who I'm about to show you?
00:32:22.000Reminds me of when my middle boy was young.
00:32:25.000He'd make up all these cool sayings like, the Bob Marley has begun.
00:32:29.000And doctors say when you read a book to love, you just fall apart.
00:32:34.000And if I was having like a salt and vinegar, a recipe I invented, which you can have, it's salt and vinegar chips and you dip them in sour cream.
00:34:06.000Also in the trailer news, we talked about how Kingsman is a Proud Boys movie and we got about 10 letters going, that's amazing that the people who did Kingsman put out a movie that's all about the Proud Boys two years before the Proud Boys existed.
00:34:50.000And I guess it is kind of a superhero movie, because Rasputin is magic in it, right?
00:34:56.000Oh, this is pre-World War I. I'm no history buff, but wasn't it all of World War I about some guy with a big mustache who got blowed up in his carriage?
00:36:59.000We know they sent a letter to my chief and accused me of being friendly with white supremacists and white nationalists and donating to a group that furthers their violent ways.
00:37:11.000We know their endgame is to get me fired.
00:37:14.000They called their buddies at the Associated Press and had them do an article on me.
00:37:18.000And then he's asking about my lawsuit with the SBOC.
00:37:20.000I'm gonna do a big, intensive look at this narrative myth that there's YouTubers or people on the internet out there radicalizing innocent young boys, incels, like the movie Cuck.
00:37:33.000There's a guy who, they always look like me, by the way, who's out there saying, we gotta take our country back!
00:40:31.000I assume if I go through all your other work, I'm going to see a litany of hate groups that are bonafide hate groups.
00:40:38.000I assume Islam will be peppered all over your resume.
00:40:41.000All of their homophobia and sexism and calling for the murder of Jews and calling for the end of Israel.
00:40:48.000I assume that will be all over your work.
00:40:49.000I assume you'll have all kinds of black groups that are racist like Melanin Nation who call for the murder of white cops or the black Hebrew Israelites who literally laugh at the Holocaust because apparently the Nazis got the wrong group.
00:41:16.000I'm looking through my emails, yeah, from everything that you sent me.
00:41:19.000Well, this isn't a very efficient... Is it a forwarded message?
00:41:22.000No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:26.000Ladies and gentlemen, tune in to the show where we... Here, I'm going to send it to you right now because it's very relevant to this equation.
00:41:36.000I know we're not making good television right now, folks, but this just shows you how live it is.
00:44:12.000This is the guy, and isn't it funny how they attack cops and firemen?
00:44:16.000Like, these guys are dedicated to saving your life when you're in trouble, and these cucks, these beta males, these pussies, are shutting them down and preventing them from saving your life.
00:45:41.000Like the derb said many years ago, it's never about what it's about.
00:45:46.000So these guys are out there sabotaging cops careers in order to make it look like there are these harbingers of justice who wipe out hate wherever they find it.
00:45:56.000But when you check the resume, you see a bunch of ugly fat broads who are mad at men for being men and
00:46:03.000You see the true political agenda, which is taking advantage monetarily of the massive demand the DNC has for getting Hispanics to vote.
00:46:12.000Because they know without that Hispanic vote, they lose.
00:46:14.000And that is why they pry the borders open.
00:51:12.000Getting checks from the DNC who need more votes and they say, can you fight any kind of immigration restriction, especially when it comes to voting?
00:51:19.000You know what they're doing in California now?
00:52:10.000And again, use the promo code GAVIN for this.
00:52:15.000They've got the gummies, they've got the topicals, they've got the cartridges, they've got the supplements, they've got the waxes, they've got the tinctures.
00:53:16.000Another thing that I notice vets don't like is you go, every time I see these Pearl Harbor vets congregate, you know, to acknowledge, I wouldn't say celebrate, an anniversary of that attack, none of them are hot.
00:53:30.000And I've never had a vet laugh at that joke.
00:53:32.000In fact, we had Terry Shepard go, uh, I can't laugh at that joke.
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