Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #18

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 *music*

00:00:30.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:00:30.000 Hello, folks.

00:00:33.000 Oh, I just got a notification that GOML Live is starting now, according to free speech.tv.

00:00:42.000 That's just generic music we had playing because this is not going to last, this YouTube channel.

00:00:50.000 It's only a matter of time.

00:00:52.000 Right?

00:00:54.000 Well, yeah, if we really believe that, why not just go play like Stairway to Heaven, though?

00:00:59.000 I don't know.

00:01:00.000 Should we go into Blaze of Glory?

00:01:01.000 Hell yeah.

00:01:02.000 I already was kicked off, and they cited all these copyright violations, and then I noticed they were all Vans commercials that Vance had asked me to put up.

00:01:10.000 So I contacted Vans, or the company that was handling it, and they said, we didn't do that.

00:01:17.000 So I said to YouTube's legal team, you said they said they didn't do that.

00:01:23.000 And they said, no, we'll contact them, Vans said.

00:01:25.000 We'll contact them and we'll fix it.

00:01:29.000 And they did.

00:01:30.000 I guess censoring a Trump supporter is not quite as important as keeping your clients happy.

00:01:39.000 Vans was bankrupt.

00:01:40.000 Did you know that?

00:01:41.000 I didn't.

00:01:42.000 Vans, there's only one van at Vans, and he does the promotion stuff, and I think he just gets paid a salary.

00:01:48.000 But all the original owners broke.

00:01:52.000 And then the hit song, I got my vans on, but they look like sneakers, came out.

00:01:58.000 Oh, I can't even put that on.

00:01:59.000 I was looking for it.

00:02:00.000 Because African American people of color determine youth culture, which I'm not saying is a bad thing.

00:02:06.000 That became the thing.

00:02:08.000 I think that song single-handedly destroyed the whole sneaker pimp shit.

00:02:12.000 Although that's back now.

00:02:14.000 But there was a while when that song came out where all kids just wore Chucks and Vans eras.

00:02:20.000 And those are 40 bucks each.

00:02:22.000 Yeah, sneaker, sneaker reviews, that really did just blow up in the past like five years, I think.

00:02:27.000 Well, it was huge when I was in my 20s.

00:02:30.000 In fact, there was a band called Sneaker Pimps.

00:02:32.000 And they were the guys that was their job.

00:02:34.000 I always thought that was so lame.

00:02:37.000 It is lame.

00:02:38.000 You're one of those people.

00:02:39.000 No.

00:02:40.000 Yes, you got waterproof Air Force Ones in the studio right now.

00:02:44.000 Yeah, I got those.

00:02:45.000 I got waterproof fans.

00:02:46.000 You watch those reviews.

00:02:48.000 Sometimes.

00:02:49.000 When I'm buying a pair of shoes, yeah, sure.

00:02:51.000 Okay, so you are part of that scene.

00:02:53.000 Well, no, I'm talking about the resellers and the people that collect every Air Jordan 1.

00:02:58.000 I only have one pair of Air Jordan 1s.

00:03:00.000 sacrilege if I was a real sneaker pimp.

00:03:02.000 I have the Jordan 11's Concord, Jordan 11's Space Jam, and then some other Since you're $12,000 in debt, you can't afford it.

00:03:08.000 If you won the lottery, this whole studio and your whole apartment and everywhere else would be wall-to-wall, stupid shoes.

00:03:17.000 No, now I'm getting into LARPing as a white-collar.

00:03:21.000 That's why I'm wearing this.

00:03:24.000 And these are my new shoes.

00:03:26.000 Pardon me, Roy.

00:03:27.000 Is that the cat who chewed your new shoes?

00:03:31.000 Why are you dressing like that?

00:03:33.000 I'm LARPing as white-collar.

00:03:36.000 So you get on the train, you come to the studio.

00:03:39.000 People think you have a real job.

00:03:42.000 I was doing the blue-collar Stolen Valor for a while because I have.

00:03:44.000 You got to show your face when people are talking to you.

00:03:47.000 It's getting to be like that show where the guy lives the next door neighbors like you.

00:03:52.000 You're becoming Wilson.

00:03:54.000 Yes.

00:03:55.000 Yeah, no, I just felt that I was LARPing as a blue-collar for too long because I hadn't had a blue-collar job since maybe the greenhouse that I worked at.

00:04:06.000 So we'll take calls in an hour or so.

00:04:10.000 This will be free.

00:04:11.000 This will be also the audio podcast you can get on iTunes or everywhere else for now.

00:04:18.000 And then we'll go offline when we take calls, and that'll be behind the paywall.

00:04:22.000 This show is out every day, Monday to Thursday.

00:04:28.000 Milo does this show Fridays.

00:04:30.000 We also have free speech where we have a righty and lefty sit together.

00:04:33.000 The most recent one was Candace Owens and Cornell West.

00:04:37.000 Very interesting.

00:04:38.000 It's funny how when I spoke to Ann Coulter and Gina Belafonte, after we were done, Ann goes, why didn't we talk about sex?

00:04:47.000 And, you know, Ann's got very traditional views on sex.

00:04:50.000 I mean, she thinks feminism has ruined it.

00:04:52.000 And then Gina's got a daughter who's 23, so she's right in the eye of the storm.

00:04:56.000 And I didn't ask them.

00:04:58.000 And I was punching the steering wheel for two days after that going, you asshole, Kevin, you asshole.

00:05:03.000 Shit.

00:05:04.000 And then I thought, oh, let's bring it up with Cornell and Candace.

00:05:08.000 They're probably sick of talking about Martin Luther King and slavery.

00:05:10.000 And I said, blah, blah, blah.

00:05:11.000 We have these stalwarts in the discussion about slavery and racism, both black, one conservative, one.

00:05:18.000 Let's talk about what we're really here for, sex.

00:05:21.000 And they both went.

00:05:26.000 It wasn't going to happen.

00:05:27.000 Luckily, we switched it to trans and everything went okay.

00:05:31.000 Yeah, I'm still reeling from Max and John's arrest, putting together a fundraiser for their appeal.

00:05:38.000 Their appeal has to be outside of Manhattan.

00:05:41.000 It's tricky, though, because you're dealing, obviously, with a very delicate situation.

00:05:44.000 And there's Max's parents.

00:05:48.000 There's John's parents.

00:05:49.000 There's John's mother.

00:05:50.000 I have John's wife and his three kids, his beautiful newborn daughter, Liberty.

00:05:57.000 And you think, I got to get permission from all these people before I move forward.

00:06:01.000 You know what I mean?

00:06:02.000 It's one of those things where it's kind of all or nothing.

00:06:06.000 Like either I handle this and fire lawyers or hire lawyers, or I just stand back and let you do it.

00:06:13.000 But at the end of the day, no one can refuse money.

00:06:17.000 So are we just throwing money at the problem, though?

00:06:22.000 What if they get a retrial and the sentencing is worse?

00:06:27.000 That is possible?

00:06:28.000 I don't know.

00:06:29.000 I don't know.

00:06:30.000 What if they get a retrial and it's 15 years this time?

00:06:33.000 I don't think anybody agrees with this decision here.

00:06:36.000 Well, even the prosecutor Steinglass wanted five years.

00:06:40.000 So I assume that's the worst case, five years.

00:06:45.000 Getting hate off the streets.

00:06:47.000 It's so funny, too, reading all these articles about their arrests saying far-right group who attacked counter-protesters.

00:06:53.000 You just gave away your bias there.

00:06:56.000 You'd either say protesters and counter-protesters, or you'd say far-right group versus far-left group.

00:07:02.000 But if you say far-right group and counter-protesters, we know where you stand.

00:07:06.000 You're not a journalist.

00:07:08.000 You're an activist.

00:07:10.000 When you say black-clad like Colin Moynihan at the New York Times, when you say black-clad protesters, we know you're full of shit.

00:07:18.000 Black clad.

00:07:19.000 Oh, they have.

00:07:19.000 I'm black clad.

00:07:20.000 I'm a black-clad TV host.

00:07:22.000 Yeah.

00:07:23.000 Black and yellow clad would be the Proud Boys.

00:07:26.000 Yeah.

00:07:27.000 Black and yellow, black and yellow.

00:07:29.000 Are we allowed to sing songs on YouTube without getting copyright strikes?

00:07:33.000 Well, you, like when you do the Jimi Hendrix All Along the Watchtower.

00:07:36.000 We obviously can't do All Along the Watchtower.

00:07:37.000 Yeah.

00:07:38.000 Because no computer would even know that that was a human.

00:07:41.000 You mimic the waveform.

00:07:43.000 I mimic the waveform.

00:07:44.000 If you were to take a picture of the waveform and put it next to All Along the Watchtower, it'd be indecipherable.

00:07:52.000 I know.

00:07:52.000 I've done it.

00:07:54.000 Watch this.

00:07:55.000 I'll just prove it.

00:07:56.000 I'll get a copyright strike right now.

00:07:57.000 Mm-hmm.

00:07:57.000 You ready?

00:08:10.000 Oh, we just got a notification for you.

00:08:11.000 Did we just get a notification?

00:08:12.000 We just did.

00:08:14.000 Spooky.

00:08:18.000 Oh, man.

00:08:21.000 Shit.

00:08:22.000 That was pretty fast.

00:08:27.000 I'm working on it.

00:08:28.000 We're making our own, you realize.

00:08:30.000 Because that person who put up that YouTube video rewound it a bit.

00:08:34.000 Yeah.

00:08:35.000 So the original is probably spooky.

00:08:38.000 Doesn't do that.

00:08:39.000 But when you rewind it, it becomes spooky.

00:08:41.000 Spook him.

00:08:43.000 We get a little at the end.

00:08:45.000 Kind of fun.

00:08:47.000 Johnny Apple CBD.

00:08:48.000 It's a pun on Johnny Apple seed.

00:08:50.000 Get it?

00:08:51.000 Is jacbd.com.

00:08:53.000 That's ja like Johnny Apple.

00:08:56.000 And then CBD.

00:08:58.000 Johnny Apple CBD.

00:09:00.000 JACBD.com.

00:09:02.000 That's where you go to indulge in the most trusted brand in CBD since 2015.

00:09:07.000 These are American-made products with third-party lab testing using U.S.-grown hemp.

00:09:11.000 Johnny Apple CBD will give you the greatest sleep of your life, help alleviate your anxiety, reduce your stress, and it's great for athletic recovery.

00:09:18.000 And we've had it here.

00:09:20.000 It sent us a bunch.

00:09:21.000 We use it, and it does take the jitters out of the coffee.

00:09:23.000 You still get the caffeine, but you lose that sort of anxiety that coffee gives you.

00:09:29.000 It's also a great anti-inflammatory.

00:09:31.000 All the guys at my gym use it.

00:09:32.000 By the way, a guy in my gym today, he drove his motorbike in, and he got a flat.

00:09:38.000 So he was waiting for the guys to come tow it.

00:09:41.000 So he wasn't getting dressed in his gym gear.

00:09:43.000 And then they were taking so long, he thought, oh, I'll just put some wraps on and hit the speed bag.

00:09:48.000 And then they were taking so long, he goes, I might as well step into the gym.

00:09:52.000 And he's there in the ring in his jeans.

00:09:55.000 I go, dude, you can't do that.

00:09:58.000 And he goes, why the fuck not?

00:10:00.000 And I go, you look like an orphan.

00:10:05.000 You look like somebody who moved out of their house at 12 because he was in an abusive room.

00:10:13.000 His parents were abusive.

00:10:14.000 And then he got foster parents, but they were even worse.

00:10:18.000 So now he just lives on the street.

00:10:20.000 Sometimes he's allowed to sleep at the gym if he does some sweeping up and stuff and gets to use the shower.

00:10:25.000 And when he's not there, he's out selling underwear and various little street hustles, street vendor stuff.

00:10:30.000 He cut his own hair.

00:10:32.000 He cuts his own hair.

00:10:33.000 He buys like a thing of pencils, like a big box of pencils, and he goes to these offices and sells them each for a dollar.

00:10:38.000 That's one hustle he's got.

00:10:40.000 He sells Gatorade to people in traffic jams.

00:10:43.000 He dresses like a greeter for Walmart just to get some human interaction.

00:10:46.000 Yeah.

00:10:46.000 He's a great guy, but you got to watch when he's eating.

00:10:50.000 Don't go near him because he's used to having to guard his food.

00:10:52.000 He's almost feral.

00:10:53.000 KG feral.

00:10:55.000 He's a feral child.

00:10:57.000 Who wears jeans?

00:10:59.000 It's such a weird thing to see.

00:11:01.000 Plus, you think of like your sweating and your legs getting all wet.

00:11:04.000 That's why I hate the South.

00:11:06.000 I love Southerners, but having wet legs is not tolerable for me.

00:11:11.000 I'm against it.

00:11:12.000 You can't wear jeans to the gym.

00:11:13.000 You definitely can't wear a regular wife beater undershirt in public.

00:11:18.000 I'm kind of over jeans.

00:11:20.000 I remember this kid, Dominic, in Britain, this mod dude, he said, you're not allowed to wear a blue denim between the ages of 20 and 50.

00:11:28.000 And I told him to go fuck himself.

00:11:31.000 But, you know, the truth, lies run sprints and the truth runs marathons.

00:11:36.000 Oh, it's a thing?

00:11:37.000 Yeah.

00:11:38.000 You know what?

00:11:39.000 Look at that guy.

00:11:40.000 I've been out before and I bought a pair of shorts or just, I just didn't go to the gym, but I was like, man, it's right there.

00:11:46.000 I want to go to the gym.

00:11:48.000 It's such a bad thing.

00:11:48.000 I can't wear jeans.

00:11:50.000 It's not.

00:11:51.000 Anyway, it's trash.

00:11:53.000 It's super fast, discreet, and free shipping across the U.S. I'm still talking about jacbd.com.

00:11:58.000 They got potent tinctures, fast-absorbing gummies, soothing ointments, natural supplements, simple used vape products, and much more.

00:12:05.000 Use the code GAVIN at checkout for 20% off.

00:12:08.000 Support free speech businesses.

00:12:10.000 Support the show.

00:12:16.000 We've got a lot to discuss.

00:12:18.000 I had a great idea at the gym this morning.

00:12:21.000 You go to these rich suburbs outside of New York, like Scarsdale, and the women there are bored shitless.

00:12:27.000 That's why they're busybodies.

00:12:29.000 That's why they get involved in Trump and Hillary.

00:12:32.000 We're having a dinner at our house to talk about refugees and what we can do for the refugees.

00:12:38.000 They're never taking any refugees in.

00:12:40.000 The funniest prank you could do would be to bring a bunch of Mexican guys and say, you're not Mexican, you're Arabic.

00:12:45.000 Put them in weird clothing with Arabic writing or something.

00:12:48.000 And then say, Muhammad here is looking for a place to stay.

00:12:51.000 Could he maybe stay at your house?

00:12:52.000 Could he stay here?

00:12:54.000 And watch them shit themselves.

00:12:55.000 Or even just show up with a clipboard and say, okay, I'm signing up people for refugee Status, they would stay at your house for six months and then we'll shift them around.

00:13:04.000 Can I put you down on the list?

00:13:06.000 Or do you say that?

00:13:07.000 They'd have to physically be there because they probably would put their name down on the list and then say, Oh, wait, I can't.

00:13:12.000 Yeah.

00:13:13.000 Or make them think they're signing something completely different.

00:13:15.000 This is for the support of refugees.

00:13:17.000 And they're like, Oh, of course I'll sign it.

00:13:18.000 I'd be like, Great.

00:13:19.000 Okay, so he'll be here on Thursday.

00:13:21.000 You just let him, he's staying at your house for six months.

00:13:23.000 Oh, he, who's he?

00:13:24.000 So anyway, this is what you do if you're a trainer.

00:13:26.000 You go to these suburbs and your logo is a boxing glove that says, resist.

00:13:35.000 And it says, want to let off steam in the age of Trump?

00:13:39.000 Come down and learn how to fight or get in shape, lose weight.

00:13:44.000 Those things that women care about.

00:13:46.000 Because that's the only job, these rich women, is not to be fat.

00:13:50.000 The au pair does the driving and the loving, the nanny does the cooking and cleaning and the loving.

00:13:57.000 The maid does all the cleaning.

00:14:00.000 So you've got nothing to do.

00:14:01.000 You drop off the kids, you have brunch.

00:14:02.000 They go to Equinox, but they hate Equinox now because the guy who runs it funded Trump.

00:14:08.000 So they had a massive, I love that though.

00:14:11.000 They had a massive boycott of Equinox.

00:14:13.000 So guess who suffers?

00:14:14.000 Trainers and the, what's it called?

00:14:19.000 Soul cycle dudes.

00:14:20.000 Soul cycle dudes are mostly gays, but some women, a couple blacks and Hispanics, trainers tend to be predominantly black and Hispanic.

00:14:28.000 So you punished gays, women, blacks, and Hispanics in the name of Trump.

00:14:32.000 Yes.

00:14:34.000 We threw John Kinsman in jail, took him away from his three black kids to stop hate.

00:14:39.000 Good work.

00:14:40.000 That's going to turn out great for those three black kids.

00:14:44.000 I saw one comment on the New York Times article about them where they said, Antifa has to be there to stand in their way.

00:14:50.000 If they weren't there that night, those guys probably would have gone out and beat up a homeless man.

00:14:54.000 What the hell?

00:14:56.000 I was talking to a cop about this.

00:14:57.000 He goes, imagine your brain seeing the world like that.

00:15:02.000 Thinking that there's Nazis everywhere who want to kill people and hurt trans people.

00:15:09.000 Oh, that brings me to my first story.

00:15:11.000 So we did a, I'll catch you up for you cheapskates who don't pay for this show.

00:15:17.000 We did a thing, we were talking about the myth of radicalization online and this assumption that people will listen to someone like Paul Joseph Watson, Ann Coulter, Candace Owens, any of these people, and it's not harmless.

00:15:30.000 No.

00:15:31.000 They'll listen to these people and they will become radicalized.

00:15:35.000 And what these radical people will do then is go and do a mass shooting or something.

00:15:41.000 So what we did was we went over the past 10 years.

00:15:43.000 I've lost my notes on this.

00:15:46.000 That's poopy.

00:15:49.000 We went through the past 10 years.

00:15:52.000 Ryan spelled white supremacy wrong, which was shocking.

00:15:57.000 Because I'm so unfamiliar with it.

00:15:59.000 Because you're not white.

00:16:00.000 You're not good enough to spell it.

00:16:01.000 I can spell white.

00:16:03.000 Yeah.

00:16:04.000 You have to be supreme to be able to spell it.

00:16:06.000 I guess you're right.

00:16:08.000 I have a supreme speech.

00:16:09.000 So we went through the past 14, and where's my stats on that?

00:16:13.000 God damn it.

00:16:14.000 I think I tossed them in the garbage.

00:16:16.000 In the garbage?

00:16:18.000 Okay, I can remember it.

00:16:19.000 So we went through them all.

00:16:22.000 I just put that there one second ago, genie ars.

00:16:25.000 We went through them all, and there was, I think, two white supremacist shootings.

00:16:31.000 There was the Pittsburgh Synagogue, and there was the Dylan Roof thing.

00:16:36.000 There was one Antifa shooting that was in Ohio.

00:16:40.000 That was 10 dead, right?

00:16:42.000 Dayton, Ohio.

00:16:43.000 He was an Antifa guy.

00:16:46.000 The rest were radical Islam and mental illness.

00:16:50.000 Radical Islam was about four different shooting.

00:16:54.000 The one thing that wasn't a shooting was the truck attack on the West Side Highway.

00:16:57.000 That was eight dead.

00:16:59.000 So four shootings, I think about 85 people dead.

00:17:02.000 And then mental illness was about five shootings and about 130 people dead.

00:17:07.000 Six shootings, 137.

00:17:09.000 137 with mental illness.

00:17:12.000 And I included things that, like the FBI will take the Las Vegas shooting and make it, oh, he was a nationalist, and then they'll make it white supremacy.

00:17:20.000 No.

00:17:22.000 Or they'll also take, they'll take something like Fort Hood and they'll call it workplace violence.

00:17:28.000 That was, I think, the first one we did, because that was 10 years ago.

00:17:31.000 So, yeah, go back to that.

00:17:32.000 I think that's an interesting little chart.

00:17:34.000 Three shootings, 42 dead with Nazis.

00:17:37.000 One shooting, 10 dead with Antifa.

00:17:39.000 Radicalism's got four shootings.

00:17:41.000 And then mental illness has six shootings.

00:17:43.000 And just under half, I mean, twice as much as radicalism.

00:17:48.000 But here's the spooky thing.

00:17:50.000 Muslims are 1% of the population in America.

00:17:54.000 That's 3.6 million people.

00:17:58.000 Mentally ill, well, more than half of Americans have undergone some sort of mental health care.

00:18:04.000 So that's 170 million Americans.

00:18:07.000 So why is a group that constitutes 170 million competing with a group that constitutes 3.5 million?

00:18:15.000 This is a word the left has a lot of trouble with.

00:18:18.000 Disproportionate.

00:18:20.000 A disproportionate number of Muslims are responsible for mass killings.

00:18:25.000 That's what I did when I was in a rap battle with proportionate.

00:18:28.000 I had to disproportionate.

00:18:30.000 Do you purposely not show your face when you have these terrible jokes?

00:18:33.000 You can.

00:18:35.000 How is it spooky?

00:18:36.000 No, the stats.

00:18:40.000 Blue Chew is a pill that I can get you for free.

00:18:46.000 You just pay to play.

00:18:48.000 You just pay the $5 shipping at bluechew.com.

00:18:51.000 You enter the promo code GAVIN and they give you a free sample.

00:18:56.000 Now, Blue Chew is indistinguishable from Viagra and Cialis.

00:19:01.000 Same active ingredients.

00:19:03.000 And you can take them anytime, day or night, even on a full stomach.

00:19:05.000 And since they're chewable, they work up to twice as fast as a pill.

00:19:08.000 So you can be ready whenever an opportunity arises.

00:19:10.000 It's insurance, dudes.

00:19:13.000 You know, if you don't need it, that's great.

00:19:15.000 Just carry it around, especially in the winter now that we have pockets.

00:19:18.000 You're not walking around those stupid basketball shorts with a wife beater on.

00:19:23.000 God, I hate that look.

00:19:24.000 Guys, when you have big shorts and a small shirt, you look like a bell.

00:19:28.000 Stop it.

00:19:29.000 Your shirt Has to be bigger than your shorts.

00:19:31.000 Or else you go like this.

00:19:33.000 This is you.

00:19:34.000 That's you with the tight shirt and big shorts.

00:19:37.000 But yeah, why not have it in your jacket?

00:19:39.000 You have a flashlight in your car.

00:19:41.000 You need this as a backup plan in case, God forbid, something severs your relationship with your big brain and your little brain.

00:19:48.000 And I've been there many times.

00:19:50.000 Actually, not since I was married, but I remember the rage I would feel if I couldn't get it up.

00:19:59.000 Because your penis is sort of like your brother.

00:20:02.000 And you trust your brother to have your back.

00:20:06.000 And it was sort of like getting beat up by guys and then looking over at my brother and he's just going, what?

00:20:13.000 I'm like, dude, help me, help me.

00:20:15.000 And actually, it's worse than that because the line's cut off so you can't even feel your dick.

00:20:19.000 It's just like it's been severed.

00:20:21.000 There's zero communication whatsoever.

00:20:23.000 So it's more like you're getting beat up and you look up at your brother and he's just going in a trance.

00:20:28.000 Blue Chew activates your brother.

00:20:32.000 Power Twin, Super Alert.

00:20:34.000 He comes over.

00:20:36.000 Do these people choose their icons for their review?

00:20:40.000 Probably not.

00:20:41.000 That's kind of weird, though, to think of your penis as your brother.

00:20:45.000 It's always an ancestral threesome you're having.

00:20:48.000 Yeah, yeah, that's weird.

00:20:49.000 Well, Sarah Silverman brought that up about sexy twins.

00:20:53.000 Like when they have, like in the Budweiser ad, it'll have two girls.

00:20:57.000 They don't really do this anymore now that the war on men is in full swing, but they used to have two sexy, hot, identical twins.

00:21:03.000 Yeah.

00:21:04.000 And twins.

00:21:05.000 Yeah, twins wearing a Budweiser bikini.

00:21:08.000 So you get to go to bed with those hot two twins.

00:21:12.000 That's twice the chick.

00:21:14.000 And Sarah goes, yeah, I want to go to bed with two male twins.

00:21:18.000 I want to be nude with these two brothers and their dinks hanging out.

00:21:25.000 So it's two things.

00:21:27.000 It's insurance if nothing happens, but it's also great to enhance the normal time.

00:21:34.000 You get a more severe erection.

00:21:37.000 And when you're at my age, 49, it's not exactly a coconut smasher.

00:21:41.000 Unless Monica Lewinsky was to walk in wearing high-heeled shoes.

00:21:45.000 She can't get a date to save her life.

00:21:48.000 She is hotter today than she's ever been.

00:21:51.000 She's in my top 10 starting today.

00:21:54.000 B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com, promo code GAVIN.

00:21:59.000 It's prescribed online, shipped straight to your door in a discrete package.

00:22:02.000 So no in-person doctor's visit, no waiting in the pharmacy, and best of all, no more awkwardness.

00:22:08.000 Can you pull up a picture of Monica Lewinsky?

00:22:12.000 She's looking good.

00:22:17.000 You have a Latino lust for her?

00:22:19.000 Oh, wow.

00:22:20.000 Yeah, doesn't she look fantastic?

00:22:22.000 Those bright eyes.

00:22:23.000 I like laugh lines.

00:22:26.000 Yeah.

00:22:26.000 Like her compared to Cassie Griffin.

00:22:30.000 Are they both Jewish?

00:22:32.000 Lewinsky.

00:22:33.000 Lewinsky's kind of Eastern European, I guess.

00:22:37.000 Whatever race that is, they age great.

00:22:39.000 What is Griffin?

00:22:42.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:43.000 Griffin is like the gargoyle dragon.

00:22:46.000 I think that must be Scotch-Irish.

00:22:50.000 That's her when she's 20.

00:22:51.000 No, thanks.

00:22:52.000 Yeah, weird, huh?

00:22:53.000 She looks like Rose O'Donnell.

00:22:54.000 Yeah.

00:22:55.000 She looks like an imbecile.

00:22:56.000 Now look at her.

00:22:57.000 Now look at her.

00:22:57.000 You know who is it?

00:22:58.000 A woman in control of her destiny.

00:23:00.000 Susan Sarandon aged very well.

00:23:01.000 So did Sigourney Weaver.

00:23:03.000 Like those were called Benjamin Buttons babes.

00:23:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:06.000 That's funny.

00:23:07.000 Kennedy.

00:23:09.000 Who's the other chick from Fox that saw me wiping my ass by accident?

00:23:15.000 She walked into the bathroom because the door didn't lock properly and I just had a severe accident.

00:23:19.000 She's dating Donald Trump Jr.

00:23:21.000 I'm drawing a blank here.

00:23:24.000 Let me see.

00:23:25.000 How come you don't?

00:23:26.000 Oh, oh, Kimberly Gilfwell.

00:23:28.000 Kimberly Gilfwell.

00:23:29.000 She looks hotter now than she did when she was young.

00:23:33.000 Plus, you know, sexually, when you're with someone like that, they're going to have more moves.

00:23:39.000 You know what I mean?

00:23:40.000 They're going to have their own thing that they like to do.

00:23:42.000 Yeah.

00:23:42.000 You're going, oh, okay, let me try to get my leg up there.

00:23:44.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:23:46.000 Ow, ow.

00:23:47.000 So meme.

00:23:48.000 I'm not going to, okay.

00:23:50.000 So meme of like an older MILF, and it said she doesn't give hand jobs, she gives hand careers.

00:24:00.000 It's so good.

00:24:02.000 That's quality.

00:24:03.000 Quality.

00:24:05.000 So yeah, that's all yesterday's stuff.

00:24:08.000 Yesterday's news.

00:24:11.000 So while we were doing all that stuff, talking about the radicalization online, we cut to a clip of this woman.

00:24:16.000 Let me see Susan Sarandon.

00:24:19.000 Old versus young.

00:24:20.000 Okay, so I see young with her little kid there, very 70s.

00:24:20.000 Okay.

00:24:23.000 She was super hot in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

00:24:26.000 Remember?

00:24:27.000 Damn it, Janet.

00:24:28.000 Oh, she was Janet, sure.

00:24:30.000 Yeah.

00:24:31.000 I'm not sure this is a Benjamin Buttons babe, my friend.

00:24:34.000 She's an attractive older lady.

00:24:35.000 Yeah, she is attracted.

00:24:37.000 She was insane when she was young.

00:24:39.000 Sigourney Weaver.

00:24:40.000 Sigourney Weaver?

00:24:40.000 Young.

00:24:42.000 Are you a homo?

00:24:42.000 No, I don't like Sigourny.

00:24:44.000 She's one of the grossest chicks in the world.

00:24:46.000 She's so masculine.

00:24:48.000 She's grody, but older, it's less bad.

00:24:53.000 And I was impressed.

00:24:54.000 I was like, good for you.

00:24:56.000 Less bad.

00:24:57.000 Yeah, whatever.

00:24:58.000 You're ruining this show.

00:24:58.000 Less bad.

00:25:01.000 I like when I just have hot chicks on, and then people think of my show, and they have a Pavlovian response.

00:25:06.000 They think of hot chicks.

00:25:07.000 You just brought up the skag from Ghostbusters.

00:25:12.000 Blech.

00:25:15.000 Skag.

00:25:16.000 Anyway, while we were talking about the myth of online radicalization and how really the only problems with mass shootings and mass killings is radical Islam and mental illness to any great degree, 1.4 mass killings a year for the past 14 years.

00:25:33.000 10 years, sorry, 10 years.

00:25:34.000 There's been 14.

00:25:38.000 But this narrative that what's really going on here, and this is why we have to fight Trump, is people like me and this microphone.

00:25:45.000 This microphone's a machine gun and it's getting people killed because I spread hate.

00:25:51.000 And we talked about this woman on it who was, what the hell was her name?

00:25:58.000 Joanna Schroeder.

00:26:00.000 This is 1.6.

00:26:02.000 And she, they go, Miss Schroeder is look at that.

00:26:04.000 Miss Schroeder is a writer.

00:26:08.000 What the fuck?

00:26:10.000 What is that?

00:26:11.000 Yeah, I figured she wrote the article, didn't she?

00:26:14.000 So it says, racists are recruiting.

00:26:16.000 Watch your white son.

00:26:17.000 So this was on CNN.

00:26:18.000 And she sat down there and she said that there's all these secret messages that white supremacists are putting into games in order to recruit your kids and make them into mass shooters.

00:26:31.000 An easily debunked set of myths.

00:26:33.000 But it's amazing who she is.

00:26:35.000 So I'm reading it going, who is this bitch?

00:26:37.000 So go to 1.7.

00:26:39.000 There's a thing called Babel, and it's like medium, right, for moms, which is just anyone can write there.

00:26:45.000 So this writer is really just someone who writes in her diary online.

00:26:50.000 That's what Babel is.

00:26:51.000 It's Babel.

00:26:53.000 And you look at her articles.

00:26:54.000 What do we got here?

00:26:56.000 I had no idea postpartum shingles.

00:26:58.000 Okay, an introductory guide.

00:27:00.000 Five things kids should know with food allergies.

00:27:02.000 Okay, keep going.

00:27:03.000 Like just garbage, right?

00:27:05.000 Six ways we accidentally teach our kids rape culture.

00:27:08.000 What?

00:27:10.000 Nice authority.

00:27:13.000 Mom wins petition to end school sexist uniforms because yes, girls wear pants too.

00:27:18.000 Wow.

00:27:19.000 You better not wear pants.

00:27:20.000 You, every time I see a woman wearing pants on the street, I just go, you.

00:27:27.000 Oh, wait, I didn't finish my resist thing.

00:27:30.000 All right, we got to stop.

00:27:31.000 Stop the show.

00:27:33.000 So it says resist, get revenge in the age of Trump, right?

00:27:36.000 The boxing gloves?

00:27:37.000 Yeah.

00:27:38.000 And then they go into my gym.

00:27:40.000 I can't be there, so I'll tell the trainers the hours I'm not there.

00:27:44.000 And what you do is you take them into the, we have this separate training room.

00:27:48.000 You take them into that room for most of the time, and you just do stupid exercises, whatever.

00:27:53.000 Push-ups, planks.

00:27:55.000 High knees, girls, high knees.

00:27:57.000 And they just get a normal workout that they get anywhere else, right?

00:28:01.000 That's really basic.

00:28:03.000 But they have their boxing gloves in their bag, and they walk through the gym, and there's black guys there, and it's kind of smelly.

00:28:11.000 And they're like, I'm standing up against Trump.

00:28:14.000 I'm learning how to fight in the age of Trump.

00:28:17.000 So 90% of it is just high-needs garbage, right?

00:28:19.000 In some silly room, throwing a medicine ball back and forth.

00:28:22.000 But then at the end of the class, you take them over to the heavy bags and you wrap, you give them their wraps.

00:28:28.000 I've got my wraps on.

00:28:28.000 Oh, my wrap.

00:28:30.000 And then their gloves, which are brand new.

00:28:32.000 You tape them up.

00:28:33.000 You get all real sort of boxing about it.

00:28:35.000 And then you just have them hit the heavy bags for like fucking two minutes, right?

00:28:40.000 And you kiss their ass.

00:28:41.000 You go, whoa, Donna, that is some power.

00:28:44.000 She goes, I'm just, I hate Trump.

00:28:46.000 Maybe you put Trump, oh my God, you guys.

00:28:49.000 You could print out pictures of Trump and put them on the bag and they get to punch it.

00:28:54.000 And then, all right, ladies, wrap it up.

00:28:56.000 You take the Trump pictures, throw them in the garbage, whatever.

00:29:00.000 And you charge them each, not a lot, like 20 bucks for an hour sesh.

00:29:05.000 You could probably condense it to 40 minutes.

00:29:08.000 You get 10 chicks.

00:29:10.000 That's 20 bucks for 40 minutes work.

00:29:12.000 I mean, 200 bucks for 40 minutes work.

00:29:16.000 Oh, that is clean.

00:29:17.000 I thought there was a prank at the end of this.

00:29:18.000 No.

00:29:19.000 I want the guy to make money.

00:29:19.000 I don't know.

00:29:20.000 I don't give a shit about these bitches.

00:29:23.000 It was so empowering.

00:29:25.000 They probably bring their own Trump things.

00:29:27.000 They're like, can I put this on the...

00:29:30.000 They're made of vinyl so you don't shred them.

00:29:32.000 Yeah.

00:29:33.000 You can just see their boxing gloves too, like lying in the front room.

00:29:36.000 Oh, whoops.

00:29:37.000 I got to put these away.

00:29:38.000 I just want to go boxing.

00:29:39.000 They leave them there.

00:29:40.000 Kind of a badass.

00:29:43.000 And then the husband, too, would brag.

00:29:45.000 Yeah, she's a feisty one.

00:29:47.000 If she's not at the boxing gym, you know who was like that a lot?

00:29:52.000 Anthony Bourdain.

00:29:53.000 Oh, really?

00:29:54.000 Yep.

00:29:54.000 Met him a couple times because I had a failed show.

00:29:58.000 And God, it was so irritating.

00:30:01.000 He goes, actually, my wife is a triple black belt taekwondo, so she could probably beat the shit out of both of you with her hands tied behind her back.

00:30:08.000 So if I don't wash the dishes, she's not your average wife.

00:30:08.000 Yeah.

00:30:13.000 Like she could murder Conor McGregor with her baby toe.

00:30:16.000 So, I mean, it wasn't that annoying, but it was that kind of stuff.

00:30:19.000 And I was just like, stop talking.

00:30:21.000 That's as gay as talking about your wife's tits or something.

00:30:24.000 Like, we had this thing Saul back in Vice days, and we were all talking about chicks at lunch, which is a healthy endeavor for men, right?

00:30:34.000 And we're like, yeah, I'm not like nipples and the, oh, you're titman, ass man.

00:30:40.000 Oh, cankles aren't a deal breaker.

00:30:41.000 Thinning hair is, all that normal stuff.

00:30:43.000 And then we're talking about asses and the types of asses there are and two little buddies hanging out is the ideal.

00:30:50.000 And then Saul goes, oh, my, well, my wife's half Brazilian.

00:30:54.000 So she's got like a normal body, but then this big fat ass, it's fucking perfect.

00:31:02.000 And we all went, dude, you don't bring your wife into a conversation about chicks.

00:31:08.000 Now we're all violating her.

00:31:10.000 Yeah.

00:31:11.000 You just, why don't you show us nudes of her, too?

00:31:13.000 Why don't you show us a video of you guys horsing around?

00:31:15.000 What you can do is talk about exes, though, be like.

00:31:18.000 Of course, exes are off the table.

00:31:20.000 On the table.

00:31:20.000 Yeah.

00:31:21.000 On the table.

00:31:22.000 Yeah.

00:31:23.000 What's next?

00:31:23.000 On the beds.

00:31:24.000 Your daughter's great legs?

00:31:27.000 That's a great band.

00:31:28.000 So my daughter's going to be half Brazilian, which means her ass is going to be awesome too.

00:31:32.000 And I assume my granddaughter will also have a perfect ass.

00:31:36.000 I can just see it now coming out of her womb.

00:31:39.000 Just a family of great buns.

00:31:41.000 My granddaughter was born.

00:31:43.000 I could tell she had a perfect ass from the day she was born.

00:31:46.000 You could just tell.

00:31:47.000 That's our leg assy.

00:31:49.000 I remember one time Terry Richardson, when he was shooting for us in Vice Days, I said, let's do a photo shoot of sexy babies.

00:31:57.000 So you have babies, like newborns, with fishnets on and will make little high-heel shoes and tons of lipstick and then long wigs.

00:32:05.000 And I go, it's like, obviously that's depraved if it's like a four-year-old or a five-year-old not, right?

00:32:11.000 But it's a baby.

00:32:12.000 So it's so absurd that it's, and his assistant Seth Goldfarb, who's still a friend of mine, was getting really pissed off.

00:32:20.000 It wasn't a great idea.

00:32:22.000 Sometimes not everything, we're spitballing.

00:32:24.000 Not every idea is a great idea.

00:32:26.000 And I go, it's funny because it can't be linked to pedophilia because no one Fucks babies.

00:32:31.000 And he just goes, he bangs his hand on the table and he goes, people fuck babies, Gavin.

00:32:37.000 Dogs don't have knives.

00:32:38.000 It was exactly like dogs don't have knives.

00:32:41.000 Holy shit, was he mad?

00:32:43.000 That's crazy, man.

00:32:44.000 I was like, consider that idea dropped.

00:32:46.000 Gold farb.

00:32:47.000 That'd be very lucrative, though, because baby shoes and clothes are so cheap.

00:32:52.000 They do have high-heel shoes for babies.

00:32:54.000 No.

00:32:54.000 Yes, they're hilarious.

00:32:56.000 It's a little shoe, and then the high heel is like a little like you can flick it.

00:33:02.000 Oh, it's not strong.

00:33:04.000 No.

00:33:05.000 Okay.

00:33:05.000 It's like a little rubber heel.

00:33:07.000 And no one wants children sexualized.

00:33:09.000 Obviously, that's a huge problem at this stage.

00:33:12.000 That looks ridiculous.

00:33:13.000 But it looks so ridiculous.

00:33:14.000 That's hilarious.

00:33:15.000 That's not sexual, right?

00:33:17.000 No.

00:33:18.000 I mean, usually on this show, we vehemently criticize anyone remotely sexualizing children, but this is just ridiculous.

00:33:25.000 It's a parody.

00:33:30.000 Anyway, so let's get back to Joanna Schroeder, who's just an SJW mom who babbles on babble, but the New York Times goes, oh, Nazis.

00:33:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:39.000 No, no, no, no.

00:33:39.000 You can write an article for us.

00:33:41.000 Come on in, mom.

00:33:43.000 And then CNN has her on.

00:33:44.000 Remember, in the video we showed yesterday, she's talking about words that white supremacists sneak into your children's brain via video games.

00:33:52.000 What?

00:33:53.000 And the words included triggered, snowflake.

00:34:00.000 Again, these two lefties don't seem to understand that just because a Nazi does do it, and Nazis do do this.

00:34:06.000 I just said do-do.

00:34:07.000 Nazis do do this.

00:34:07.000 Yes, you did.

00:34:09.000 But so does everyone who hates liberals and politically correct culture.

00:34:13.000 Hitler used toilet paper.

00:34:15.000 If you use toilet paper, you're not Hitler.

00:34:18.000 But one of the terms that she listed as, there she is, one of the terms she listed as dangerous and used to brainwash your children is, you ready for the most crippling avalanche of irony you've ever experienced?

00:34:34.000 Too sensitive.

00:34:35.000 Of course.

00:34:36.000 Too sensitive.

00:34:38.000 This woman is being too sensitive in a discussion wherein she brings an example of a Nazi insult as the words too sensitive.

00:34:51.000 This is like when I was in China and local police in Beijing beat a journalist to death for writing an article about police brutality.

00:35:01.000 Like the myopic, total inability to see yourself, the lack of self-awareness is gobsmacking.

00:35:12.000 If someone says you're too sensitive, they're a Nazi.

00:35:17.000 That's actually, it's sort of like when you have a couple and she's like that, what's his name, Gorgeous?

00:35:24.000 Gigi Gorgeous is in a relationship with a lesbian because she's a lesbian, but she's a he who has a penis and the guy that she's dating has a vagina.

00:35:36.000 So they're just a heterosexual couple having sex at the end of the day.

00:35:41.000 They've gone so crazy that they're normal.

00:35:44.000 But they can't have a kid.

00:35:46.000 So the one with the penis went to a gynecologist to check what's going on with her ovaries.

00:35:51.000 And the woman, the gynecologist, was very rude to her and made her feel not like a woman at all.

00:35:58.000 No, I'm not fucking kidding.

00:36:02.000 And secondly, Gigi Gorgeous, if you're watching, use the penis thing that you didn't cut off, put it into your husband's vagina, and it'll work.

00:36:11.000 Unfortunately, you won't be the one getting the baby bump.

00:36:15.000 He will be.

00:36:18.000 Do you think that lesbian blows her?

00:36:21.000 Do you think the lesbian blows Gigi Gorgeous?

00:36:24.000 I think so.

00:36:25.000 Because it's so efficient.

00:36:26.000 Why not?

00:36:27.000 I mean, sexually, they must do this.

00:36:30.000 Right?

00:36:31.000 Yeah.

00:36:32.000 It's just too efficient.

00:36:34.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:36:36.000 That's like, I'm a donut.

00:36:38.000 You're a cop.

00:36:39.000 What should we do?

00:36:41.000 If Gigi starts playing with the nipple or butt area of her trans guy, would the guy be like, hey, is he masculine?

00:36:52.000 Like, that's kind of gay.

00:36:54.000 Hey, that's gay.

00:36:55.000 That would be hilarious.

00:36:57.000 I'm not a queer.

00:36:58.000 You think I am a fag?

00:36:59.000 Don't fucking touch me there.

00:37:03.000 And then Gigi doesn't consider himself a gay.

00:37:06.000 No.

00:37:06.000 He's a lesbian.

00:37:07.000 He's a lesbian.

00:37:08.000 So he wouldn't say that's offensive.

00:37:10.000 Just be like, no, I don't think you're gay, dude.

00:37:13.000 Like, well, don't, some people would be offended by that word because it pertains to them.

00:37:16.000 However, I think, like, that could be the only sex I would watch where it wouldn't be sexual to me.

00:37:21.000 I'd just be going.

00:37:24.000 Oh, geez.

00:37:25.000 Okay, I get that.

00:37:26.000 Oh, I see what's going on.

00:37:27.000 YouTube, don't kill this channel.

00:37:29.000 We haven't passed any judgment, you'll notice.

00:37:31.000 Yes.

00:37:31.000 We're just confused.

00:37:33.000 And I think that's relatively normal.

00:37:35.000 To be confused by a scenario.

00:37:38.000 No.

00:37:39.000 Tony, it's not a very difficult situation.

00:37:42.000 So, sorry, go back to this article.

00:37:43.000 100% 100% of this article is about white supremacy.

00:37:55.000 Zero mention of radical Islam.

00:37:57.000 Zero mention of mental illness.

00:37:59.000 Zero mention of Antifa.

00:38:01.000 And here's the question I always ask with these kind of things.

00:38:04.000 Heather Heyer, catastrophe, horrific disaster.

00:38:09.000 Always mentioned in these articles.

00:38:10.000 What about the victims of the West Side Highway?

00:38:12.000 Why did they not make it?

00:38:14.000 That man was radicalized.

00:38:18.000 But of course, it's not just that we want to prevent our sons from becoming perpetrators of mass shootings.

00:38:25.000 I got to be honest, when I did that video yesterday, I thought, is this a stretch that I'm saying that red pill pundits like myself lead to mass shootings, that that's the accusation?

00:38:36.000 But it is the Matt.

00:38:38.000 It is the accusation.

00:38:39.000 I just said it.

00:38:39.000 But of course, it's not just that we want to prevent our sons from becoming perpetrators of mass shootings.

00:38:46.000 Go back to that chart, Ryan.

00:38:49.000 Mass shooters are basically two main groups.

00:38:54.000 Radical Islamists, 84 dead, and mentally Ill people.

00:39:01.000 137 dead.

00:39:03.000 When I listed these people as mentally ill, I did not include them if they had a political agenda.

00:39:10.000 For example, up at the top there, white supremacy, Dylan Roof.

00:39:14.000 Let's cut the shit.

00:39:15.000 This guy is not an activist in the alt-right community.

00:39:18.000 He does not have books that he's written about his views.

00:39:22.000 I don't think he's written anything besides that insane manifesto.

00:39:25.000 So I was inclined to put him in mentally ill, but I didn't because he listed a political agenda.

00:39:30.000 And terrorism is when someone does violence for political gains.

00:39:34.000 So I put him up in white supremacy.

00:39:36.000 Three shootings in 10 years.

00:39:39.000 Radical Islam.

00:39:40.000 Four shootings, but twice the death toll.

00:39:46.000 So if this woman really cared about mass killings, she would have mentioned all four of these groups.

00:39:51.000 But no, it's all about people who are too sensitive.

00:39:56.000 We replace, oh, yeah, we replace, we want to raise them to be the kind of men who would never march with the neo-Nazis who chanted Jews will not replace us in Charlottesville before one of them killed counter-protester Heather Heyer.

00:40:10.000 Beyond that, we want to keep them from supporters, from becoming supporters of the racism, anti-Semitism, Islamophobia, and gender or sexuality-based hatred that is on the rise.

00:40:22.000 That's just a fact.

00:40:23.000 It's on the rise.

00:40:24.000 You know what's on the rise is people questioning trans tyranny.

00:40:30.000 And that includes this guy in Texas who had his children taken away because he refused to call his son a girl.

00:40:39.000 Oh, by the way, I read an interesting thing by Matt Walsh where he said this boy, when he was asked what his trans name is, he said Starfire because he got it from, I think, Teen Titans.

00:40:51.000 I think there's a character on Teen Titans called Starfire who's female.

00:40:55.000 And the mother goes, I think Luna.

00:41:00.000 Luna's your name.

00:41:02.000 Yeah, that was fast, Ryan.

00:41:04.000 I'm impressed.

00:41:05.000 So the mother made the name Luna.

00:41:05.000 Yeah.

00:41:08.000 And Matt Walsh goes, that's huge.

00:41:11.000 That is fucking huge.

00:41:12.000 Because she doesn't think her son is mature enough to choose his own name.

00:41:17.000 Whoa.

00:41:18.000 Because if you're a kid and you're asked what your name is, Superman, you're going to say Pirate Poop Butt, I think was the example he put in.

00:41:25.000 No way, really.

00:41:26.000 My son, my youngest boy, has an Indian middle name.

00:41:30.000 And I go, what's your middle name?

00:41:32.000 And he goes, my full name is Johnny Eats Worms Innes.

00:41:39.000 Pirate Poop Butt.

00:41:43.000 Yeah, so he changes it.

00:41:44.000 She makes it Luna because he's not old enough to make his own decisions.

00:41:47.000 But he is old enough to get hormone treatment, hormone therapy, estrogen.

00:41:52.000 And that will make him infertile, I believe.

00:41:58.000 Can he pick what he wants?

00:41:59.000 You understand what these hormones do.

00:41:59.000 You know what?

00:42:01.000 They prevent puberty, so you don't go grow pubes.

00:42:04.000 And it stunts your growth, too.

00:42:06.000 There's all kinds of serious permanent effects.

00:42:08.000 Hormonal imbalances are the things that make people shoot things up and kill themselves.

00:42:13.000 Isn't that what PMS is?

00:42:15.000 You're having a hormone.

00:42:16.000 Or it's definitely what menopause is.

00:42:18.000 You're having a hormone fluctuation.

00:42:19.000 Yeah, hormones determine a lot of behavior.

00:42:22.000 So that's dangerous.

00:42:24.000 Dangies.

00:42:25.000 And also, they probably aren't picking what they eat for dinner.

00:42:29.000 I'll have to say that wanted to be a different gender, I'd say, cool, gotcha.

00:42:34.000 Let's wait till we're 18.

00:42:36.000 Try being gay.

00:42:37.000 See what fits.

00:42:39.000 We're not going to do anything drastic.

00:42:40.000 You can't have a tattoo till you're 18.

00:42:43.000 You can't permanently alter your sexuality when you're fucking seven.

00:42:48.000 How old was that kid?

00:42:49.000 Seven?

00:42:50.000 Seven.

00:42:51.000 Jesus Christ.

00:42:53.000 That really is a lot of fun.

00:42:57.000 Folks at home, viewers, tell us what you think of this new invention we have where it's video sound bites.

00:43:03.000 Why are you gay?

00:43:06.000 Actually, I don't care.

00:43:07.000 I like them.

00:43:08.000 Just doing the thing.

00:43:11.000 Action, Orson.

00:43:12.000 Orson.

00:43:13.000 Action.

00:43:14.000 Ah, the front.

00:43:17.000 That's my thing.

00:43:19.000 The French champagne is brutal in the finest excellence.

00:43:23.000 On wine.

00:43:24.000 You're really good at that, man.

00:43:27.000 He sounds like he's falling out of a plane.

00:43:29.000 The French champagne is brutal and finest excellence.

00:43:32.000 He's a fat tub, and he's clearly drunk on wine.

00:43:36.000 So you must have had like 10 bottles.

00:43:39.000 I'm normal size, and I can handle a bottle of wine.

00:43:42.000 Zero problem.

00:43:44.000 Action Olsen.

00:43:46.000 He looks drunk.

00:43:47.000 He's making me feel drunk.

00:43:49.000 Action Olsen, please.

00:43:51.000 It doesn't do anything?

00:43:54.000 You're rolling.

00:43:56.000 $10 a minute.

00:43:58.000 Ah, the French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence.

00:44:06.000 There's a California champagne by Paul Masson.

00:44:11.000 Inspired by that same French excellence.

00:44:16.000 It's fermented in the bottle, and like the best French champagne, it's vintage-dated.

00:44:22.000 Wait, he's drunk on champagne.

00:44:25.000 Yeah.

00:44:25.000 Was he belching up a thunderstorm?

00:44:28.000 He might have pre-gamed.

00:44:29.000 He might have been drinking his own stash.

00:44:33.000 It's not a champagne drunk.

00:44:34.000 No, no, it's not.

00:44:36.000 It would take two bottles of champagne.

00:44:37.000 If you had two bottles of champagne, you'd be burping people bald.

00:44:41.000 It would be like a Maxell tape ad.

00:44:44.000 Maybe her hair was in her face when they started that commercial.

00:44:49.000 That guy's tie would just be.

00:44:50.000 Yeah, he was goth.

00:44:51.000 He had his bangs in his eyes, and then Arsenal was just like, I apologize.

00:44:58.000 I've had too much problem.

00:45:00.000 That's on.

00:45:02.000 Champagne brood in the finest excellence.

00:45:05.000 Man, he was drunk, huh?

00:45:08.000 Use your sports knowledge to make some extra cash this week.

00:45:11.000 Bet DSI offers online wagering that's been paying winners for 20 years.

00:45:14.000 Use this link to deposit with credit card or Bitcoin and get 100% bonus.

00:45:18.000 New members get 100% bonus match using promo code Gavin.

00:45:21.000 So, to be clear, you got to put in money to get money back.

00:45:25.000 You go to betdsi.com, you use the promo code GAVIN, and then they will match what you put in.

00:45:31.000 You'll automatically be granted a free $25 wager.

00:45:35.000 Use your sports knowledge to make some extra cash.

00:45:37.000 Bet DSI offers betting options for everyone.

00:45:40.000 Bet on fighting, NBA, March Madness, NFL, NHL, NCAA football, and all other major sports, politics, reality, TV, esports, virtually everything.

00:45:48.000 Bet DSI is a very friendly user face and mobile site.

00:45:51.000 It's been paying what has for 20 years.

00:45:54.000 And it's one of the top-rated betting sites.

00:45:58.000 And you can bet on pretty much anything there.

00:46:01.000 It's weird, though.

00:46:02.000 There's so many different rules for different states.

00:46:05.000 New York is the worst when it comes to betting.

00:46:08.000 You know, we got tattoos legal in like 2005 or something?

00:46:13.000 Yeah.

00:46:13.000 What?

00:46:14.000 No way.

00:46:14.000 Yes, it was illegal.

00:46:16.000 When I moved here in the 90s, it was illegal to get a tattoo.

00:46:19.000 All my tattoos were from way out near Fire Island.

00:46:23.000 That sounded gay.

00:46:26.000 Contemporary tattoo in the Civarelli.

00:46:28.000 Lotus Studios are way the fuck out.

00:46:31.000 Oh, shit.

00:46:32.000 Joe Biggs just texted me.

00:46:33.000 He says he wears jeans at the gym.

00:46:36.000 What do we do?

00:46:37.000 Just text Pexer.

00:46:38.000 Pixar, it didn't happen.

00:46:40.000 Pixar didn't happen.

00:46:41.000 Pexer, it didn't happen.

00:46:42.000 Well, he's watching.

00:46:42.000 I don't know if I have to text that.

00:46:44.000 Well, you know, he can get away with it.

00:46:45.000 I mean, what are you going to get?

00:46:46.000 No, Joe Biggs cannot.

00:46:48.000 In fact, Joe Biggs is a war hero.

00:46:50.000 So when he wears jeans to the gym, he's not just shaming himself.

00:46:53.000 He's shaming the country and the founding fathers.

00:46:56.000 He's going to kick your ass.

00:46:57.000 He's shaming the flag.

00:46:59.000 I got a lot of hubris when I'm several thousand miles away from Joe.

00:47:03.000 Absolutely.

00:47:04.000 Joe, car accident, Biggs.

00:47:06.000 He's going to beat you up with jeans on.

00:47:09.000 No, jeans are good for beating up.

00:47:10.000 The only thing better than beating up someone with jeans on is with a cigarette in your mouth.

00:47:14.000 That's pretty fun.

00:47:15.000 Of course, I have to watch all talk like that now that people are getting thrown in prison for four years at a time.

00:47:19.000 Somebody fights with a cigarette in your mouth.

00:47:20.000 They're listening to me.

00:47:21.000 They're like, yeah.

00:47:23.000 How about the judge saying, I'm sick of people like Gavin jumping up and down on a podium and then having their soldiers do their dirty work?

00:47:31.000 Referring to my speech that he hadn't heard.

00:47:34.000 They really don't get what the hell anything is.

00:47:37.000 I'm sick of that speech I haven't heard leading to all this death and destruction.

00:47:40.000 Right.

00:47:41.000 The one that, yeah.

00:47:42.000 It reminds me of Europe in the 30s.

00:47:46.000 So yeah, betdsi.com, promo code Gavin.

00:47:50.000 Wonderful place to place your bets.

00:47:52.000 Please support our sponsors, Blue Chew, J-A-C-B-D.com and betdsi.com.

00:47:58.000 That's B-E-T-D-S-I dot com.

00:48:02.000 Oh, we're at 48 minutes.

00:48:03.000 Do we...

00:48:06.000 We don't sign off.

00:48:07.000 Okay.

00:48:08.000 We sign off at 3.

00:48:11.000 And then we take calls for the subscribers.

00:48:13.000 Cool.

00:48:14.000 But some news items.

00:48:16.000 Everyone is talking about McCamey Manor.

00:48:18.000 By the way, Ryan knows nothing.

00:48:21.000 I don't.

00:48:22.000 So he's like, every time I show him something that's huge, Detective Shitty goes, how'd you find out about this?

00:48:28.000 I don't know.

00:48:28.000 It's trending on Twitter.

00:48:29.000 It's trending on the New York Post's homepage, CNN's homepage.

00:48:34.000 You know, it's what's happening right now.

00:48:37.000 Look at the.

00:48:38.000 Plausible.

00:48:39.000 Proceed with confidence.

00:48:40.000 When I told him he spelled white supremacy wrong yesterday, it took him 13 hours to get to it.

00:48:46.000 I didn't see that email.

00:48:48.000 I didn't see the email.

00:48:49.000 Oh, this is one that we just got.

00:48:50.000 Dude, if you drew this, if you're watching the show, I want you to know you suck at drawing.

00:48:54.000 That is terrible.

00:48:55.000 So mean.

00:48:56.000 You're not good.

00:48:56.000 I appreciate him.

00:48:57.000 You're a terrible artist.

00:48:59.000 You suck.

00:49:00.000 You don't suck as a person.

00:49:01.000 Don't kill yourself.

00:49:03.000 But as an artist, you're not good at your job.

00:49:05.000 That is terrible.

00:49:06.000 You've got a long ways to go.

00:49:08.000 You shouldn't show that to people.

00:49:09.000 His name is Tonno Clay.

00:49:12.000 Okay, Tonneau, get back to work.

00:49:14.000 You need to practice a lot more.

00:49:16.000 You know what I would suggest you do, Tonneau?

00:49:18.000 Invest in a light board.

00:49:21.000 Okay?

00:49:21.000 Here's a tip for all you talentless artists out there.

00:49:26.000 Invest in a light board.

00:49:27.000 They're nothing, right?

00:49:28.000 And it's a big square box with lights in it.

00:49:31.000 Now take a comic that you like.

00:49:34.000 Maybe an artist, Peter Bagg, Dan Klowse, someone a little more subtle.

00:49:42.000 And put that down.

00:49:43.000 Comics are great to learn to draw with because it's nine pictures per page.

00:49:47.000 So you may have to photocopy and print it out because if you put a comic book page on a light table, it shines through the back and you get too many images.

00:49:55.000 But if you print it out, you're obviously just going to have one side piece of paper.

00:49:58.000 So put that down on the lightboard.

00:50:00.000 Now put a blank piece of paper on top of the lightboard.

00:50:04.000 I guess you could skip the whole thing with tracing paper.

00:50:07.000 Perhaps, yeah.

00:50:09.000 Tape, tape, tape, tape.

00:50:11.000 Then get a nice marker like this.

00:50:17.000 When you're seeing through or you're using really thick paper, just try turning the lights off.

00:50:23.000 I know you'll all say that's obvious, but honestly, for me, I spent days with it.

00:50:30.000 He said he's so amazed at that camera.

00:50:31.000 And then just trace the...

00:50:39.000 Hicksville.

00:50:40.000 Yeah.

00:50:41.000 Then you just, you, you sit there, you have the face there.

00:50:44.000 Trace the nose, the mouth, eye, eye, ear, ear.

00:50:49.000 Right?

00:50:50.000 You're doing that.

00:50:51.000 You're training, tracing the shirt, the tie, right?

00:51:00.000 Yeah.

00:51:01.000 As you sit and trace this...

00:51:08.000 Oh, that's cool.

00:51:10.000 You will start developing a pictorial vocabulary, and it'll go into your subconscious.

00:51:17.000 And the next thing you know, when you go to draw a dog or you go to draw a plaid shirt or a lighthouse or clouds, your brain will remember that you copied this from Dylan Horrocks.

00:51:30.000 And now you have a vocabulary.

00:51:32.000 Now you can start doing your own thing.

00:51:33.000 But, you know, the Beatles started copying bands, the Rolling Stones started copying bands, and then they started writing their own songs.

00:51:40.000 So just copy till you get good.

00:51:41.000 The artist that just showed that picture, you could tell, was putting the cart before the horse.

00:51:48.000 And he hadn't paid his dues.

00:51:49.000 And that's why that image sucks so much.

00:51:52.000 And by the way, people at home that were mad at me for criticizing that guy with cerebral palsy and getting mad at me for getting mad at Ryan for defending himself.

00:51:59.000 It's called Tough Love, guys.

00:52:01.000 That guy was a cripple who was obsessed with all his incredible accomplishments, and it was under the auspices of showing people that you can do it, and I should be an inspiration to you.

00:52:14.000 That's megalomania, and it's crippling.

00:52:19.000 So, what I was trying to do was show that guy that he's not his disability.

00:52:24.000 Just go do your thing.

00:52:25.000 You know hockey, write about hockey.

00:52:27.000 We'll talk about the fact that you're in a wheelchair some other time.

00:52:30.000 But don't become wheelchair guy.

00:52:32.000 That's basically identity politics.

00:52:34.000 And that's fucking lame.

00:52:36.000 Why are you gay?

00:52:39.000 I'm not gay.

00:52:42.000 Someone told me that entire interview is heaven.

00:52:45.000 Yeah, yeah, I didn't get to see the whole thing.

00:52:46.000 It's sort of like Terrence, what's his name?

00:52:48.000 Yeah, we need to finish this.

00:52:49.000 We watch the whole thing because it keeps getting better and better and better.

00:52:54.000 The thing I love about people like that is you go to them, well, why are we being denied this information?

00:53:00.000 Like, they say there's machines that can just harbor the energy of the universe just from the air, but the oil companies and Con Ed won't let us use them because they'll go bankrupt.

00:53:10.000 That's retarded, but I get your point.

00:53:12.000 At least it's logical.

00:53:14.000 But when you say to flat earthers, why are we being prevented from knowing that the earth is flat?

00:53:21.000 And they go, well, they don't want us traveling and discovering.

00:53:24.000 And I go, we just travel and discover the living shit out of this country.

00:53:29.000 It's everywhere.

00:53:30.000 Well, they don't want us moving around.

00:53:32.000 Yes, they do.

00:53:34.000 They want our population down, don't they?

00:53:37.000 Oh, yeah, that reminds me, by the way, the other thing that woman was talking about was white genocide, Joanna Schroeder.

00:53:43.000 White genocide is a thing that white supremacists are really mad at.

00:53:48.000 White supremacists represent a minute sliver of the political spectrum.

00:53:53.000 You and I will probably never see one in our entire life.

00:53:56.000 A bona fide anti-Semite who wants blacks to go back to Africa, they exist.

00:54:01.000 You won't bump into them.

00:54:02.000 They are as common and prevalent as albino skateboarders.

00:54:06.000 Not a thing.

00:54:08.000 Those guys are concerned that whites will be a minority in like 30 years.

00:54:13.000 I've never met anyone that has brought this up or thinks it's an issue.

00:54:16.000 Yet, they're so sure that it's a thing that they say to me, I married an American Indian and made three American Indian kids.

00:54:24.000 I'm clearly not concerned about the distribution of my race.

00:54:28.000 I'm clearly not concerned about race mixing.

00:54:29.000 Yet, in that Netflix video, the guy who plays me slash Alex Jones brainwashes an incel who goes and kills a mixed race couple.

00:54:39.000 What?

00:54:40.000 And when that giraffe neck professor, the guy who was on Tucker, who is fired for saying he likes killing cops, he doxed my phone number and he said, tell Gavin McInnes that you love white genocide.

00:54:53.000 So I got 50,000 messages, texts.

00:54:58.000 It drained my phone battery.

00:54:59.000 I had to turn my phone off because if I turn it on, it's just going, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl, bl.

00:55:04.000 And besides the obvious death threats and everything else, it was like, I love white genocide.

00:55:08.000 Okay.

00:55:09.000 No one asked us if that's a thing, as conservatives, as new rights, as normal, socially liberal libertarians for closed borders.

00:55:20.000 No one asked us that.

00:55:21.000 It's like fake tits.

00:55:22.000 White genocide is the fake tits of the left.

00:55:26.000 No one asks us if we want fake tits.

00:55:28.000 We don't want fake tits.

00:55:31.000 We're not concerned with white genocide.

00:55:34.000 It's not a thing.

00:55:34.000 It doesn't come up.

00:55:36.000 And again, as Jim Goad said on Tuesday's show, if white supremacy and anti-Semitism were so prevalent, then why is it if you were to bring up such abhorrent thoughts at, say, a dinner party, everyone at the dinner party would leave and be mortified?

00:55:53.000 Why is it you will lose sponsors at NASCAR if your dad used the N-word 30 years ago?

00:55:59.000 Clearly, it's not a mainstream thing.

00:56:01.000 Clearly, it's not accepted in our society.

00:56:04.000 And I'm not pushing for it to be accepted, obviously.

00:56:07.000 Jesus Christ.

00:56:09.000 All right.

00:56:10.000 Last story before we go.

00:56:14.000 McCamey Manor.

00:56:17.000 So this is this crazy place.

00:56:20.000 It's done by a theater major.

00:56:23.000 I don't know, graduate.

00:56:24.000 He's an old dude.

00:56:26.000 And he takes you through a haunted house.

00:56:28.000 No one's ever finished it.

00:56:29.000 The price to get in is dog food.

00:56:32.000 There's a waiting list of 27,000 people.

00:56:35.000 This is one of the weirdest stories in the country.

00:56:39.000 Enter the haunted house.

00:56:40.000 It seems like I could actually make a ghost out of its visitors.

00:56:42.000 McCame Manners is the extreme haunt that is so extreme that potential visitors must apply to enter, sign a 40-page waiver, create a safe word.

00:56:52.000 Mine would be boogaloo.

00:56:53.000 What's yours?

00:56:54.000 Mine would be.

00:56:57.000 Just in case I make that noise.

00:56:58.000 My safe word would be, I'm not scared.

00:57:00.000 I want to continue.

00:57:02.000 Do not stop.

00:57:04.000 My safe word would be, is that all you got, pussy?

00:57:07.000 More intense.

00:57:08.000 That's my safe word.

00:57:08.000 No, no, no.

00:57:09.000 Is that all you got, pussy?

00:57:12.000 No, no, no, stop.

00:57:14.000 This is lame.

00:57:15.000 This is lame.

00:57:16.000 Weakest haunted house ever is my safety word.

00:57:21.000 You think that's scary is my safety word.

00:57:23.000 Anyway.

00:57:25.000 All it costs to get in is some dog food.

00:57:28.000 Okay.

00:57:29.000 And anyone who makes it all the way through the entire eight-hour atrocity exhibition gets $20,000.

00:57:35.000 But to date, Nomi's made it all the way through.

00:57:36.000 Can we not get some green berets?

00:57:38.000 Terry Shapert must be able to survive a spooky house.

00:57:42.000 What's that guy saying?

00:57:45.000 He assured me that everything's going to be okay.

00:57:49.000 He's going to try to, you know, he's going to be there with me.

00:57:54.000 He's going to keep me safe and everything.

00:57:56.000 But I don't know.

00:58:00.000 I'm very nervous.

00:58:01.000 Yeah, you look nervous.

00:58:02.000 You're kind of moist.

00:58:06.000 What the fuck is on his face, literally?

00:58:12.000 I think a lot of pussies are attracted to this because they're masochists.

00:58:16.000 They want to be hurt.

00:58:16.000 Yeah.

00:58:17.000 It's like BDSM, basically.

00:58:19.000 Sort of.

00:58:20.000 But then they can't take it.

00:58:21.000 Because there's tons of women going to this.

00:58:24.000 Young, small, frail women.

00:58:26.000 So what he does is it looks like it's more just a torture chamber.

00:58:31.000 It's not like a bunch of people go boo and you have to make it to the end without running away.

00:58:36.000 They bury you in mud.

00:58:38.000 They temporarily drown you.

00:58:40.000 They blindfold you.

00:58:41.000 They fold you.

00:58:42.000 Temporarily drown.

00:58:44.000 Yeah.

00:58:44.000 It makes it sound okay.

00:58:46.000 And people tried to sue him.

00:58:47.000 People have called the cops on him.

00:58:48.000 But he has a 40-page wager and he videotapes everything.

00:58:48.000 Wow.

00:58:52.000 So I don't understand what's in it for this guy.

00:58:54.000 Dog food?

00:58:55.000 Man, you sure love dog food.

00:58:56.000 I'll get you some dog food.

00:58:57.000 He likes torturing.

00:58:58.000 How much is it?

00:58:59.000 Eight bucks?

00:59:00.000 I got that on me.

00:59:01.000 That's the ending, yeah.

00:59:08.000 Someone has a phone off the hook?

00:59:08.000 Oh my God.

00:59:11.000 I can't sleep.

00:59:13.000 I think they feed you barf at one point.

00:59:15.000 No.

00:59:16.000 Yeah.

00:59:16.000 They put barf in your mouth.

00:59:19.000 They drown you like waterboard torture.

00:59:22.000 And they also bury you alive and pour mud all over your face.

00:59:26.000 This is the guy at the beginning explaining it all.

00:59:28.000 A typical haunted house delivers its thrills and chills, blah, blah, blah.

00:59:36.000 Confine you with spiders and cockroaches into a rather convincing impression of trying to drown you.

00:59:39.000 According to the Guardian, some past guests have called the authorities to complain about the treatment, but owner Russ McCamey tapes every scare, and the footage has never quite matched up with anyone's accusations.

00:59:50.000 I wonder what's his endgame here?

00:59:52.000 Is he going to use the footage for some sort of horror movie or something?

00:59:56.000 So here he is filming himself, introducing it with some sort of bizarre back brace personal handicam instead of like a selfie stick.

01:00:05.000 What is he doing?

01:00:06.000 I guess he uses that in the haunted house.

01:00:08.000 Turn it up.

01:00:10.000 It's called Mind Over Manner.

01:00:10.000 What is it called?

01:00:16.000 Depending upon when you're watching this, it may or may not be.

01:00:18.000 Those dogs, I speak dog.

01:00:20.000 And those dogs are saying, stop your fucking chatter and get us more food, bitch.

01:00:24.000 And it's a short movie for you folks with, you know, short attention spans, right?

01:00:29.000 Which I understand.

01:00:31.000 And then there's another movie called, which is released right now.

01:00:36.000 It's two hours.

01:00:37.000 It's called Pro Haunter.

01:00:39.000 Now that's a thing.

01:00:40.000 It's a two-hour video that he makes you watch before you go.

01:00:43.000 It's a 30-minute movie.

01:00:44.000 I don't think.

01:00:46.000 They get 20,000 to eat a bunch of barf and have mud poured on your face.

01:00:48.000 So just jump in the middle of it and you can see the kind of stuff they have to do.

01:00:54.000 They all seem like pussies, too.

01:00:55.000 I'm not saying that I could easily glide through this.

01:00:57.000 I just assume if it's 20 grand, everyone entering would be a War vet.

01:01:03.000 Right.

01:01:04.000 McKinney and Manor kick my ass and I quit.

01:01:09.000 Like her.

01:01:11.000 Why did she decide she could go up against something no one's ever finished because it's too painful and intense?

01:01:20.000 See, look, the baby bit.

01:01:22.000 Does that imply masochism?

01:01:26.000 I'm Jeffrey Questenberry.

01:01:29.000 I came all the way from Grand Rapids, Michigan.

01:01:32.000 I traveled through Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Georgia, Tennessee.

01:01:47.000 Just to come here and get laughed at.

01:01:51.000 Tell Russ at the honor.

01:01:54.000 Ate my lunch, took time elk, honey, kicked my butt.

01:01:58.000 I quit.

01:02:00.000 You don't want to do this.

01:02:01.000 I quit right.

01:02:02.000 Okay, we're in.

01:02:05.000 All right, that's enough.

01:02:06.000 I have a mean carod.

01:02:07.000 All right, let's turn on the phones, switch off the free, and answer some questions.

01:02:34.000 All right.

01:02:35.000 We're back.

01:02:36.000 All right, we're back.

01:02:37.000 Okay, what's up?

01:02:39.000 Why are you being weird?

01:02:41.000 I'm just getting some stuff ready.

01:02:41.000 Nothing much.

01:02:43.000 We tested this before, right?

01:02:43.000 Oh, okay.

01:02:45.000 What else do we have in the news?

01:02:46.000 Oh, check out this new Vin Diesel movie.

01:02:48.000 Can you simultaneously show us shit while you set up the phones?

01:02:51.000 Um, no, but which one?

01:02:54.000 We could do this first.

01:02:55.000 It's uh 1-1.

01:02:57.000 Okay.

01:02:58.000 By the way, can I just tell you something?

01:03:00.000 Stop.

01:03:01.000 You can stop right there.

01:03:03.000 I did How to Be a Man with a group called Fox Digital.

01:03:06.000 That's a division of 20th Century Fox.

01:03:08.000 They also did my other movie, You're Stupid, spelled wrong, that we can't get released now because I'm bad.

01:03:16.000 So the powers would be have killed an entire movie.

01:03:19.000 There's an entire movie at 20th Century Fox that's from my book, Death of Cool, that is dead and will never see the light of day.

01:03:26.000 That's so weird to me.

01:03:28.000 It's like that Jerry Lewis movie, The Day the Clown Cried or whatever.

01:03:35.000 But Vin Diesel also did a movie with them.

01:03:38.000 This is back before his career was what it is today.

01:03:41.000 Sort of Fast and Furious hadn't really taken off back then.

01:03:45.000 And the people, one of the guys who worked there goes, did you know that Vin Diesel thinks he's in a movie?

01:03:51.000 And I said, pardon me.

01:03:53.000 And he goes, the dude that is in the movies that you see, like, you know how Daniel Day-Lewis will be, like when he did My Left Foot and he was a cripple, he actually was a cripple the entire movie.

01:04:06.000 Like he'd go home a cripple and cripple himself to bed and just be crippled all the time.

01:04:11.000 Crippled at the hotel, which is a pain in the ass for all the PAs and the people who work on the film because they're going to carry this non-invalid invalid up and downstairs and stuff and feed him.

01:04:21.000 And he's like, Vin Diesel is similar, but he doesn't know it.

01:04:27.000 So he has brainwashed himself into thinking that he's one of these characters.

01:04:33.000 And that's how he acts 24 hours a day.

01:04:36.000 So he would come to Fox Digital, which is on the Fox lot, like, with a posse of like seven other guys that were either the funniest dudes in the world or also stupid assholes.

01:04:47.000 And he'd drive up, take off his helmet, throw it at someone who would catch it.

01:04:53.000 And then he'd walk in and then everyone else would follow him in like this and stand in the office.

01:04:59.000 And then he would sit down and he'd grab a toothpick, print in his mouth, and put his feet up on the desk.

01:05:04.000 And he'd go, I'm here for my check.

01:05:07.000 Meanwhile, Vin, we just wire you the money.

01:05:10.000 Like you, we mail out the checks.

01:05:12.000 You don't, this isn't the 50s anymore.

01:05:14.000 You don't have to show up for your check.

01:05:16.000 So they go, I guess we could print one out and then just cancel the wire.

01:05:20.000 So they give him a check and then he'd go, flick it, put in his leather jacket.

01:05:25.000 And then he'd say to his friends, he's the Fawns, basically.

01:05:28.000 He'd say to his friends, let's ride.

01:05:30.000 And then the hot chick would give him his motorbike, his helmet back on, and he'd kick down and then just be like, let's go, like, let's go to the fucking Rusty Cove or whatever.

01:05:40.000 And then that's how he acts.

01:05:45.000 Like, if it's a saloon door, he pushes it open and looks around the room.

01:05:49.000 He's a fucking douche.

01:05:52.000 He fancies himself a Lothario, too.

01:05:55.000 You see that interview where he's like trying to hit on that chick?

01:05:58.000 Yeah.

01:05:59.000 And it was not going well?

01:06:00.000 He might be one of the worst people in America.

01:06:04.000 Anyway, here he's getting his face blown off.

01:06:08.000 And initiate sequence.

01:06:12.000 This movie looks awesome.

01:06:15.000 Tina, I'm hoping.

01:06:18.000 You know what?

01:06:18.000 I just realized.

01:06:19.000 Can you just pause it for a sec?

01:06:21.000 One thing I miss about being single, I used to only watch movies to hate watch them with my buddy Derek Beckles.

01:06:28.000 90% of my joy was watching terrible stuff, terrible TV shows, horrible interviews, and terrible movies.

01:06:36.000 You don't really do that with your wife because you guys have such limited time that when she does get time, she doesn't want to see things ironically.

01:06:43.000 She just wants to watch a good movie.

01:06:45.000 So this is one of the only times I've lamented marriage.

01:06:53.000 Because back in the day, I would be in the theaters the day this came out and stoned out of my mind.

01:06:59.000 And we would be laughing our heads off the entire time.

01:07:03.000 RST.

01:07:07.000 Where do people like Guy Pierce manage to bring back?

01:07:09.000 I interviewed him once.

01:07:11.000 He's childless.

01:07:14.000 Probably do.

01:07:18.000 They will heal you instantly.

01:07:19.000 Or they should.

01:07:21.000 Now tell me, do you remember anything?

01:07:25.000 Chin house.

01:07:28.000 So they keep tricking him into thinking someone killed his wife, and he goes and kills a guy, but it's just a giant hit list of guys.

01:07:35.000 What a waste of money.

01:07:37.000 Why did my wife kill him?

01:07:38.000 CIA?

01:07:39.000 How much did you spend on the Vin Diesel program to make these cells that can rebuild?

01:07:45.000 Like, how much is that?

01:07:46.000 This is why I hate robots.

01:07:47.000 That Bionic man is probably worth, what, would you say a billion dollars with total research, R ⁇ D, and everything?

01:07:55.000 Do you know the kind of fucking weapon you can make?

01:07:58.000 The biological weapon?

01:08:01.000 People are human fodder.

01:08:02.000 We just threw Do you know how easy it is to get someone to go kill someone?

01:08:11.000 I don't know.

01:08:12.000 Ex-cons do it for 500 bucks.

01:08:14.000 Why would the government spend billions making a super dude?

01:08:18.000 And then who's this clown?

01:08:20.000 Spider arms.

01:08:22.000 Sometimes I turn it up.

01:08:27.000 What?

01:08:28.000 You just initiated the shit out of that sequence.

01:08:34.000 Spider arms.

01:08:35.000 spider arms you can't control me forever Revenge is what it means of a man like you.

01:08:49.000 You told that already.

01:08:50.000 Bloods and crypts have people killed for dimes.

01:08:54.000 For a hundred bucks.

01:08:57.000 And we're spending billions and billions to get this guy.

01:09:00.000 He's just killing regular folks?

01:09:01.000 Why would you invest in humans?

01:09:03.000 You'd invest in some sort of F-14 super fighter jet with heat-seeking missiles.

01:09:08.000 That's cheap.

01:09:10.000 That's only like 17 million.

01:09:11.000 Maybe they're just boredom.

01:09:13.000 They're just bored.

01:09:16.000 Bored.

01:09:17.000 What the heck?

01:09:17.000 Hold on, I keep getting kicked out here.

01:09:20.000 I thought you tested it before we started the show.

01:09:22.000 I did.

01:09:23.000 I did that, Charles.

01:09:27.000 Oh, did we run out of money or something?

01:09:32.000 Well, this isn't a good time to be discovering that we found our money on our account.

01:09:43.000 All right, guy.

01:09:45.000 What are we going to do about me?

01:09:48.000 What a boob.

01:09:53.000 Also in the news, there was.

01:09:57.000 Edward Snowden was on Joe Rogan.

01:09:59.000 I highly recommend checking it out.

01:10:00.000 I don't know.

01:10:01.000 How do you quantify Edward Snowden's damage?

01:10:04.000 I love the idea of transparency.

01:10:06.000 I don't love the idea of our people who do translation for us being murdered by ISIS because we gave them up.

01:10:12.000 That was the rumor with Julian Assange, although I'm told, no, there was no translators killed because of Julian Assange.

01:10:19.000 And every time you hear about the damage Edward Snowden has done and how our enemies have more fodder, it's coming from the deep state.

01:10:27.000 It's coming from the elites, the Soros types, the people who don't want, oh no, sorry, I shouldn't say Soros.

01:10:33.000 The people who don't want the truth to get out.

01:10:36.000 So I don't trust them.

01:10:39.000 So Snowden talks a lot in this Joe Rogan interview about how the government's supposed to work for us, and now we're working for the government.

01:10:49.000 It's like talking to a chick.

01:10:49.000 It's all rhetoric.

01:10:51.000 We need to love each other.

01:10:52.000 It's like Cornell West all over again.

01:10:54.000 We need to have an open conversation.

01:10:56.000 We need to be good people.

01:10:58.000 Yeah, I agree.

01:11:04.000 And then his enemies say that he's full of shit.

01:11:06.000 He's got a new book coming out where he explains his side, but I predict a lot of rhetoric within the book.

01:11:14.000 I think this is one of the first ones that they would via Skype or whatever, right?

01:11:19.000 Yeah.

01:11:20.000 Because he can't obviously go there.

01:11:22.000 He's in Moscow in hiding.

01:11:24.000 But I think what they do is he records it and then he sends Joe the file.

01:11:29.000 Oh, because otherwise they would get his IP or whatever.

01:11:32.000 No, No, they'll be able to search him.

01:11:34.000 Or maybe it's Skype Live.

01:11:35.000 I don't know.

01:11:36.000 It's just so sharp.

01:11:40.000 They would be able to track him down maybe if they did it live.

01:11:43.000 They're on social media forever, and they can be judged horribly by something they did when they were 13.

01:11:50.000 It's exactly that.

01:11:52.000 Joe's got a powder that skull of his.

01:11:54.000 Our worst mistakes, our deepest shames, were forgotten.

01:12:00.000 They were lost.

01:12:01.000 They were ephemeral.

01:12:02.000 Even the things we did get caught for, they were known for a time.

01:12:06.000 Maybe they're still remembered by people who are closest to us, whether we like them or dislike them.

01:12:11.000 But they were people who were coming to us now.

01:12:14.000 Yeah, we're full.

01:12:15.000 Not a very likable person.

01:12:17.000 We're way naked before power.

01:12:19.000 Whether we're talking about Facebook, whether we're talking about Google, whether we're talking about the government of any country, they know everything about us, or much about us, rather.

01:12:32.000 And we know very little about them.

01:12:34.000 And we're not allowed to know more.

01:12:35.000 Everything that we do now.

01:12:38.000 Not because we want.

01:12:39.000 Of course we agree with them.

01:12:40.000 Of course we do.

01:12:42.000 But I need more concrete shit than that.

01:12:45.000 All right.

01:12:46.000 Do we got calls?

01:12:46.000 What's going on?

01:12:47.000 Yep.

01:12:50.000 We're going to take a lot of calls.

01:12:54.000 Oh, there we go.

01:13:00.000 I'm going to call back Joe.

01:13:02.000 You're calling back someone?

01:13:06.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

01:13:07.000 Your incompetence is becoming impossible to ignore.

01:13:09.000 I believe we have Joe on the left.

01:13:13.000 Is it Joe Biggs?

01:13:14.000 Hey.

01:13:15.000 Hey.

01:13:19.000 Hey, what's going on?

01:13:20.000 How's it going?

01:13:22.000 Good.

01:13:22.000 Going.

01:13:25.000 So you wear jeans to the gym?

01:13:28.000 Am I what?

01:13:30.000 You wear denim to the gym?

01:13:33.000 Yeah.

01:13:34.000 Every day?

01:13:37.000 Not every day, but you know, think about this.

01:13:39.000 When you join the military, one of the things they tell you is you train how you fight.

01:13:43.000 You're not going to go into combat wearing fucking tactical pants and like a cool polo and one of those hats with a patch on it.

01:13:50.000 No, you're going to have all this gear or whatever.

01:13:52.000 So think about the same mindset.

01:13:54.000 When you're out, you know, you're over at your chip's house or whatever, she needs you to pick up something heavy.

01:13:59.000 What are you going to be wearing?

01:14:00.000 More than likely, like jeans, your boots, and a shirt.

01:14:03.000 So you need to learn how to pick up heavy shit and move shit around while you're wearing pants like that.

01:14:07.000 And more than likely, you're going to get into a fight.

01:14:10.000 You can't go, hold on, dude.

01:14:11.000 I got to get my gym shit on real quick.

01:14:12.000 You can't punch me right now.

01:14:14.000 You know, so you need to learn how to be comfortable in the shit that's kind of uncomfortable, which makes you more adaptable and easier.

01:14:20.000 You know, it's easier to overcome those situations.

01:14:25.000 Okay, by those rights, you should be wearing combat boots and khaki camo when you work out.

01:14:32.000 I do.

01:14:33.000 Sometimes at the gym, I will wear stuff like that.

01:14:34.000 I'll even wear my Kevlar vest.

01:14:37.000 Okay, that's reasonable.

01:14:38.000 That makes sense.

01:14:39.000 That's different, though.

01:14:40.000 Now this is military training.

01:14:42.000 And also, I don't lift stuff at the gym.

01:14:44.000 I'm not in combat anymore, so I don't really need to train for that type of fight.

01:14:47.000 Now my fight is in the streets wearing my normal civilian clothing.

01:14:51.000 So you should then, you know, therefore, train in that type of clothing for your environment.

01:14:56.000 That's a great point.

01:14:57.000 I don't know.

01:15:00.000 When you spar in the ring, you wear a mouth guard, a headpiece, you wear the belt, all because you want to be able to spar tomorrow and not have broken ribs and fucked up teeth.

01:15:10.000 If you just bare knuckle boxed every day in the gym, your face would be all fucked up.

01:15:15.000 One hard, badass.

01:15:18.000 He might look like an NFL player at the end of the day, but hey, you're going to have more respect.

01:15:18.000 What?

01:15:24.000 I'm starting to worry, Joe, that you might be mentally ill.

01:15:26.000 Ha ha ha!

01:15:32.000 Yeah, probably.

01:15:35.000 Really glad you're in Florida and can't get here.

01:15:39.000 Thanks for the call, dude.

01:15:40.000 Thanks, Joe.

01:15:44.000 That's a great point, though.

01:15:45.000 No, it's not.

01:15:46.000 He said you have to work out, you lift stuff, but when you're at home lifting stuff, you're wearing jeans.

01:15:51.000 I don't lift stuff at the gym to train myself to lift a box at home.

01:15:55.000 But what do you wear at home?

01:15:56.000 I lift stuff at the gym to get ripped.

01:15:58.000 Okay, so now that you're ripped, right?

01:15:59.000 What about when you're boxing like this?

01:16:02.000 Yes?

01:16:02.000 Boxing gloves exist.

01:16:04.000 Sure.

01:16:05.000 So you can live to fight another day.

01:16:07.000 Well, not the gloves, but like the pants.

01:16:08.000 Well, the gloves are 100% of this argument.

01:16:10.000 You wear boxing gloves so you can punch someone and not fuck them up and have your knuckles all fucked up.

01:16:17.000 People have brain damage from sparring, by the way, even with all this shit on.

01:16:21.000 What do you wear pants-wise?

01:16:23.000 Just curious.

01:16:24.000 Shorts?

01:16:25.000 When I go to the gym.

01:16:26.000 Do you wear shorts?

01:16:26.000 I wear leotards.

01:16:29.000 We got Michael from Los Angeles.

01:16:29.000 All right.

01:16:32.000 What are you, a leotard?

01:16:34.000 Michael, you're on the line.

01:16:37.000 Hey, how you doing, Gavin?

01:16:38.000 What's up, Ryan?

01:16:39.000 Hey, hey, man.

01:16:42.000 Yeah, I know you had, Gavin, I know you had Ghazi Kazo on your show a while back.

01:16:47.000 Yeah.

01:16:49.000 I just wanted to get your take or for you guys to react to.

01:16:52.000 I don't know if you saw him on Jesse B. Peterson's Fallen State, and he pulled a stunt, mentioned a lot of personal things.

01:16:59.000 I just wanted to get to your reaction on that.

01:17:03.000 What did he do?

01:17:04.000 What did he do?

01:17:07.000 I guess Jesse flew him out to get on the show.

01:17:11.000 And midway, maybe like 10 minutes in, he had to cut off.

01:17:16.000 And Ghazi posted up a video of him talking about his son and his mom abandoned him.

01:17:22.000 And they had to escort him out of the building.

01:17:25.000 So Ghazi.

01:17:26.000 Ghazi said his mother abandoned him and put up a video of his son?

01:17:29.000 Or he was talking about Jesse's son?

01:17:33.000 He was talking about Jesse's son not taking his name and talking about Jesse's mom and Jesse just, you know, he got real personal with him and acted like a real bitch, you know, and they had to escort him out of the building.

01:17:45.000 There's a video up.

01:17:46.000 It's only like seven minutes long.

01:17:48.000 Oh, check it out.

01:17:49.000 Thanks for calling.

01:17:50.000 Yeah, that's the problem with these lefties, though.

01:17:53.000 I remember talking about Greg Gutfeld back in Red Eye days.

01:17:57.000 He'd say, I got Glenn Danzig.

01:18:00.000 I got Andrew W.K. Louis C.K. came in, but he was shooting a movie, and he wanted to do a scene where he pretended he was on Fox News.

01:18:09.000 But he said, if I start getting into like David Cross, Sam Seder areas, then I have to understand that they could just push the microphones off the table and fuck up the whole venue.

01:18:22.000 Yeah, like you're saying, hey, I fucked up.

01:18:24.000 I ruined a show.

01:18:26.000 And then you kick them out, and now you don't have a guest.

01:18:28.000 And it's antifa on a show.

01:18:31.000 They're going to come and blow up the place.

01:18:33.000 And no matter what your reaction, it's their show.

01:18:36.000 Unless they completely embarrass themselves.

01:18:38.000 That is the beauty of Skype.

01:18:40.000 That is why I love Skype.

01:18:42.000 Everybody, I'm here.

01:18:43.000 Aquava Y'all.

01:18:44.000 Zla Power.

01:18:47.000 Yes, you guys.

01:18:48.000 I'm just here.

01:18:49.000 Stell out ass niggas.

01:18:50.000 So I'm just going to talk to him real quick.

01:18:52.000 Make sure to view his page.

01:18:54.000 Be right back.

01:18:56.000 All right.

01:18:57.000 Zach Power, you want, oh, hey, Gigi.

01:18:59.000 Aquava Y'all.

01:19:00.000 11 minutes later.

01:19:02.000 I'm supposed to interview with you.

01:19:03.000 You need to calm down.

01:19:04.000 I'm very calm.

01:19:05.000 No, you're not.

01:19:06.000 I'm very calm.

01:19:07.000 I think you're not calm because I talked about your son not wanting anything to do with you.

01:19:10.000 You're acting like a little human.

01:19:12.000 I'm acting like somebody that if I had a child, they'd want my last name, unlike your child that doesn't want your last name.

01:19:17.000 How does that feel?

01:19:18.000 Is that why you attack African and colonized people?

01:19:21.000 Is it because your mother and father didn't want anything to do with you and they left you with your mother in Alabama, a lynching state, while she went to Chicago and started another family and didn't want nothing to do with you until she found out she can get a welfare check on your ass and that's what brought you back to Chicago?

01:19:37.000 Get him out.

01:19:38.000 Get him out.

01:19:38.000 Y'all kicking me out now.

01:19:40.000 It's over.

01:19:41.000 Peace out.

01:19:42.000 So you can talk shit about black people, black men, black women, black transport.

01:19:46.000 He's about to get dragged out now.

01:19:47.000 But when it's time for me to say the things about you, the truth about you, let's talk about money laundering.

01:19:53.000 Let's talk about you.

01:19:54.000 You want to talk about people you can find juicy.

01:19:56.000 But you use grants.

01:19:59.000 You use people's grants.

01:20:00.000 Don't touch me.

01:20:01.000 I'm right here.

01:20:03.000 Don't touch me.

01:20:04.000 Don't touch me.

01:20:05.000 Are they going to touch me, DP?

01:20:06.000 Are they going to touch me, DP?

01:20:08.000 No.

01:20:09.000 I'm going to let them have the mic.

01:20:11.000 They call it the police now.

01:20:13.000 This man is retarded.

01:20:15.000 You are so mad because your son does not want anything to do with you, unlike me.

01:20:19.000 Barrel-chested Jesse would squash this little dude.

01:20:22.000 Because your son was not to do with you.

01:20:24.000 I didn't realize how barrel-chested he was.

01:20:26.000 Every day on this show that is paid for by grant money.

01:20:29.000 Thank you.

01:20:31.000 This is a very interesting segment because my whole point with free speech is let's bring the left and the right together.

01:20:36.000 But this segment is clearly saying they can't be put together.

01:20:39.000 Well, this is not.

01:20:40.000 He's not the left.

01:20:41.000 He's outer space.

01:20:43.000 This Godzy.

01:20:44.000 Well, Jesse's can be pretty eccentric, too.

01:20:47.000 Right, right.

01:20:52.000 Push the book, bitch.

01:20:54.000 Push the book, bitch.

01:20:55.000 See, he's self-sabotaging because he can't hang.

01:20:57.000 You know what I mean?

01:20:59.000 He's creating a new arena which he could possibly.

01:21:02.000 I think Gazzi got kicked out of the Uhuru movement for being gay.

01:21:04.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:21:06.000 And it's funny, too, because every time the SPLC will have something about us, it'll say hate group, and it'll have me like this, walking with a bunch of Proud Boys.

01:21:16.000 And they're like, that must be white power, clearly.

01:21:18.000 I'm going Uhuru because of Gazzi Kanzo.

01:21:22.000 It's a fucking inside meme joke.

01:21:25.000 Based on Aladdin, the Proud Boys.

01:21:27.000 It's a joke.

01:21:28.000 It's sort of like that kid who came out to me on the train.

01:21:30.000 He goes, I heard you hate Jews.

01:21:31.000 I go, whoever told you that is taking a joke out of context.

01:21:34.000 So they're depriving you of a joke.

01:21:36.000 So go to wherever you got that from and say, hey, you robbed me of a joke.

01:21:40.000 That's what these people are doing to you.

01:21:43.000 It's like taking food out of someone's mouth.

01:21:46.000 You're depriving them of humor.

01:21:48.000 All right, next call.

01:21:52.000 Okay, we got Mark.

01:21:55.000 Mark, you're on the line.

01:21:56.000 Hello.

01:21:58.000 Yeah, I'm not going to go through all the bullshit of can you hear me?

01:22:01.000 Because I know you could fucking hear me.

01:22:04.000 It's the people who are like, oh, can you hear me?

01:22:07.000 Yeah, clearly you could hear me.

01:22:10.000 I don't stutter and you're not deaf.

01:22:12.000 That's longer than what they say, though.

01:22:16.000 I'm sorry?

01:22:17.000 That's longer than what they say.

01:22:19.000 That's longer than what they say when they said, can you hear me?

01:22:22.000 But go ahead.

01:22:23.000 An hour, yeah, yeah.

01:22:24.000 Yeah, seriously, when they go, oh, can you hear me?

01:22:27.000 Can you hear me?

01:22:28.000 Who gives a shit?

01:22:29.000 Who the fuck are you?

01:22:30.000 Anyways, here's my thing for Kevin.

01:22:37.000 All right, I grew up, I was born in 19, I'm not going to, believe me, this is going to be a really short thing.

01:22:45.000 Yeah, no, I was born in 1979.

01:22:49.000 And I immediately grew up, the first punk band I ever heard was Death Kennedys.

01:22:56.000 And then you fast forward to 2004, and I got to play with the Death Kennedys, Sam's Jellebiafra.

01:23:06.000 And, oh, God, East Bay Ray was a complete cock soccer.

01:23:11.000 I mean, he was like the biggest dick.

01:23:13.000 Everyone else in the band was really nice, weirdly enough.

01:23:17.000 And then I, you know, I went on and I was like, all right, that's cool.

01:23:21.000 Thanks for calling.

01:23:22.000 We're straight here in front of you.

01:23:23.000 That was a fun call.

01:23:25.000 I'm sorry.

01:23:26.000 I didn't mean to interrupt you.

01:23:27.000 No, no, I was just saying thanks for calling.

01:23:30.000 Let's get to the next call.

01:23:33.000 It was kind of all over the place.

01:23:34.000 And, you know, interesting call.

01:23:39.000 I think we called into the Mark Show.

01:23:42.000 My name is Brian from the Bay.

01:23:44.000 Calling about FreeSpeech TV.

01:23:47.000 Hey, Ryan, I have some thoughts on the FreeSpeech.tv app.

01:23:51.000 It's a hot little app.

01:23:52.000 The guy at the Apple store said I look good with that app.

01:23:55.000 Nice.

01:23:56.000 But frankly, while I'm driving to work and it's playing in the background, it's not just using up megabytes, it's using up gigabytes.

01:24:02.000 Many gigabytes.

01:24:03.000 Plenty of gigabytes.

01:24:05.000 Many gigabytes.

01:24:06.000 Plenty of gigabytes.

01:24:06.000 My question is, if you can program the app, please, to download only the audio for driving.

01:24:14.000 Thanks, Carl.

01:24:15.000 Great, Carl.

01:24:16.000 First of all, it's been too long.

01:24:18.000 We've been promising it for a long time, but we're really working on some things.

01:24:22.000 It's going to blow your mind.

01:24:23.000 Really, great things.

01:24:24.000 We're going to have background play, which we already have.

01:24:27.000 We have the background play.

01:24:28.000 We said we were going to get background play.

01:24:30.000 Now we have it.

01:24:31.000 And the media's going to say, oh, but we're still working on that.

01:24:36.000 And then also changing the quality.

01:24:38.000 You can do that now.

01:24:38.000 You can change the quality.

01:24:39.000 You have to understand that free speech.tv has been under siege.

01:24:42.000 I know I overused that term since we began.

01:24:45.000 So everything shut down.

01:24:47.000 Four months ago, four months, we've been shut down.

01:24:50.000 We've had this video player leave.

01:24:52.000 We'd have this payment process shut down.

01:24:54.000 So we have to build this sort of tank, this XM1 tank to move forward here.

01:25:02.000 So every time we want to make a change, it's incredibly complicated.

01:25:05.000 But we're on it, and I sympathize with you, sir, because I'd like to do the same thing for driving.

01:25:10.000 Yeah.

01:25:11.000 All right.

01:25:13.000 Hey, my name is Marcus.

01:25:14.000 Curious about Gavin thinks about girls.

01:25:18.000 And the professional sports?

01:25:19.000 Yeah.

01:25:19.000 So what I meant to say is chicks that are into professional sports.

01:25:23.000 Chicks that watch professional sports, for some reason I find it a big turnoff.

01:25:26.000 Just curious on your take on that.

01:25:28.000 Oh, that's interesting.

01:25:30.000 So when you're like watching the game with a girl and she knows more players than you and stuff and says his batting average is 320 and it's gone way down and one of the problems is that he was working with Mickey Calloway last year and Brandon Owen and they start name-dropping all these people.

01:25:49.000 Yeah, I find that emasculating and I don't know a lot about sports.

01:25:53.000 So I think it is weird.

01:25:55.000 But I also knew a girl at Fox News who wouldn't date men that weren't into sports because she grew up every Sunday watching football with her family.

01:26:05.000 And if you look up the male-female ratio of football fans, it's actually about 50-50.

01:26:11.000 Wow.

01:26:13.000 So, and my wife likes baseball more than I do.

01:26:17.000 I totally understand, sir, that you find it to be a turnoff when they know too much because it's ultimately about math.

01:26:24.000 And math is a male thing predominantly.

01:26:26.000 Testosterone is a concentration drug, and men tend to be better at math because they're better at concentrating.

01:26:31.000 When women are good at concentrating and can remember stats and scores, it's a masculine trait.

01:26:37.000 I find it.

01:26:38.000 I don't mind if they got their face painted and they're cheering.

01:26:41.000 That's called a cheerleader.

01:26:42.000 But yeah, I agree with you, dude.

01:26:44.000 It is weird when they know too much.

01:26:45.000 Yeah.

01:26:45.000 They always have...

01:26:47.000 Brian, we don't need you going...

01:26:49.000 No, but they always have...

01:26:51.000 They always have great thighs, though.

01:26:54.000 Really?

01:26:54.000 Sports girl.

01:26:55.000 I think Mets fans, female Mets fans are harder than female Yankees fans.

01:26:59.000 Maybe.

01:26:59.000 Harder?

01:27:00.000 Hotter.

01:27:01.000 Oh, hotter.

01:27:02.000 Yeah, man.

01:27:02.000 Harder.

01:27:02.000 What do you mean?

01:27:03.000 Like, tougher?

01:27:04.000 Yeah.

01:27:05.000 Yes.

01:27:06.000 Why are you wearing a fucking tie?

01:27:08.000 Because I'm a worker.

01:27:09.000 I'm a man of the piece.

01:27:10.000 I'm a worker.

01:27:11.000 I'm LARPing.

01:27:12.000 Jason, issues with the app?

01:27:14.000 Go ahead.

01:27:15.000 Go ahead, boy.

01:27:19.000 Just getting beeps.

01:27:20.000 You know what?

01:27:21.000 I think he's on a different line.

01:27:22.000 Here we go.

01:27:24.000 Same call.

01:27:25.000 All right, Jason.

01:27:27.000 Jason, problems with the app.

01:27:28.000 Hello.

01:27:29.000 Hey, guys.

01:27:31.000 Yeah, well, basically, same issue as the other guy.

01:27:34.000 You know, lots of gigs when I'm using data.

01:27:37.000 But also, I had a list written at home.

01:27:39.000 I'm just out driving now.

01:27:41.000 So when you pause it, like when you're watching the video, it'll just start over when you play it again, which drives me nuts because then I got to find my place.

01:27:52.000 And yeah.

01:27:53.000 Is that Android?

01:27:55.000 Is that Android?

01:27:57.000 Go ahead.

01:27:58.000 Is that Android?

01:27:59.000 It's an Android, yep.

01:28:01.000 Okay, yeah, I don't notice that with the iPhone, but yeah, no, that...

01:28:08.000 But go to Reddit Gavin.

01:28:11.000 I know our tech guy obsessively combs through that.

01:28:14.000 I don't have time.

01:28:15.000 But when you put complaints...

01:28:18.000 Well, it did not...

01:28:22.000 When you put complaints there, they go straight to him.

01:28:27.000 Okay.

01:28:28.000 Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.

01:28:30.000 And he's watching this show, obviously.

01:28:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:28:32.000 It's funny because I actually had a question to do with my relationship.

01:28:37.000 But you know what?

01:28:37.000 I took the opportunity to bring this up because I did pay $100 for the year.

01:28:41.000 And I'm like, man, if I can't figure this out, because I use it at work and I use data a lot at work, right?

01:28:46.000 I'm sure a lot of people do that as well.

01:28:49.000 All right, let's do the relationship question, too.

01:28:51.000 We'll work on that.

01:28:52.000 I've noticed that with a few different shows, not just free speech.

01:28:56.000 But what's your relationship question?

01:28:57.000 By the way, Ray just said it'll be fixed in the next release.

01:29:02.000 My relationship question.

01:29:04.000 Well, okay, so it's pretty complicated.

01:29:06.000 Her and I have been together for, well, on and off for about 12 years.

01:29:09.000 Like we went to school in different cities.

01:29:11.000 How old are you?

01:29:12.000 We actually, Gavin and I went to the same high school.

01:29:15.000 We went to Earl of March.

01:29:16.000 Oh, cool.

01:29:16.000 To Earl.

01:29:18.000 So, yeah, we went to Earl.

01:29:21.000 And it's funny because I found that out listening to you, which I found pretty funny.

01:29:26.000 But anyway, yeah, so we've been together on and off since 2007.

01:29:30.000 We both live out west now.

01:29:33.000 And we both want to have kids, but she's really concerned about, well, first of all, my job takes me away from home for like anywhere from 24 to 30, 32 hours at a time.

01:29:45.000 And we're all alone out here.

01:29:46.000 We don't know anybody, really, and we don't have family to support.

01:29:50.000 So she wants to move back to Ottawa, but I can't really find any work in Ottawa.

01:29:55.000 And my job out here pays me anywhere from, well, I make decent money out here, and I wouldn't be able to support anything back in Ottawa.

01:30:04.000 Yeah, she's just got to be able to.

01:30:05.000 How old is she?

01:30:13.000 Oh, she's 29, and I'm 32.

01:30:16.000 All right.

01:30:17.000 Easy peas.

01:30:18.000 You can't move back to Ottawa.

01:30:19.000 So it's not conducive to your career.

01:30:22.000 And your career is all that matters right now because it's paying the bills.

01:30:25.000 She can be a stay-at-home mom.

01:30:28.000 I live in a community that hates me.

01:30:30.000 And I still have a posse, and I've got my hangouts and my buddies, and my wife has her little scene.

01:30:35.000 So you figure it out eventually.

01:30:37.000 You go to the local dive bar, you meet your friends.

01:30:39.000 That's easy.

01:30:40.000 If you're charming and sociable, you'll make friends.

01:30:43.000 I know it sucks not having your in-laws there to rely on, but c'est la vie, that's life now for everyone after the boomers.

01:30:51.000 You just have to sort of smile and say, yes, I understand your fear, and then just plow forward.

01:30:57.000 Remember, a marriage is you driving the boat.

01:30:59.000 So if you get divorced, the boat crashed, the captain is.

01:31:03.000 Here's the issue, though.

01:31:04.000 Like, if we do have kids, like, say we have one kid, and then, you know, because I want to do the Irish twin thing, I want to have three.

01:31:11.000 I don't want to be like, you know, bang, bang, bang, get the hard parts all out of the way at once.

01:31:16.000 And, uh, are you there?

01:31:17.000 Yep.

01:31:20.000 I'm here.

01:31:21.000 Oh, I thought I lost you there.

01:31:23.000 Yeah, so I'm just scared of her being like, you know what?

01:31:26.000 I can't do this, and I'm moving back to Ottawa.

01:31:28.000 I'm taking the kid, put the check in the mail kind of thing, right?

01:31:31.000 No, no, that's not going to happen, dude.

01:31:32.000 That's not going to happen.

01:31:33.000 That's basically my fear, really.

01:31:34.000 No, that's crazy talk.

01:31:35.000 Grow some balls.

01:31:36.000 Make the baby.

01:31:37.000 Once a woman sees a baby, and once she sees you holding that baby and smelling his hair, she's going to realize how lucky she is.

01:31:45.000 And, you know, when she says, I'm having trouble, I'm thinking about going back to Ottawa, you just say no.

01:31:50.000 You got to be a benevolent dictator in a marriage.

01:31:53.000 There's too much democracy going on.

01:31:55.000 Thanks for the call, sir.

01:31:57.000 Why'd you hang up on him?

01:31:59.000 Oh, you wanted to keep going?

01:32:01.000 Yeah, you don't decide when calls end.

01:32:03.000 Oh, that sounded like a final thing.

01:32:05.000 What is he going to say?

01:32:06.000 No, wait till I say thanks for the call.

01:32:06.000 Yes?

01:32:09.000 Okay.

01:32:10.000 What if he's like, well, I'm going to kill myself?

01:32:13.000 Sorry, Ryan hung up on you.

01:32:15.000 Well, hopefully he wouldn't.

01:32:18.000 More updates on tech.

01:32:20.000 This is good stuff.

01:32:22.000 Okay.

01:32:23.000 Fix up.

01:32:24.000 Downloads are ready.

01:32:25.000 They're just being tested and reviewed by App Stores.

01:32:27.000 Tell people to email support at free speech.tv and he'll get it and fix it.

01:32:31.000 Next call.

01:32:32.000 So the tech guy is watching this show now.

01:32:34.000 And he just responded.

01:32:34.000 Yeah.

01:32:36.000 Jim, talking about Vin D's.

01:32:40.000 Hey, Desaro.

01:32:42.000 Have you guys seen Vin Diesel's pictures that he makes of himself on Facebook?

01:32:47.000 Oh, my God.

01:32:48.000 Can I just say something?

01:32:50.000 Thank you.

01:32:51.000 I did not know such a thing exists.

01:32:53.000 You just enriched my life.

01:32:55.000 I don't even have to see them to know how awesome they are.

01:32:58.000 So he sits and Photoshops his own face into different things.

01:33:03.000 Yeah, and he writes things like, liking someone is great, but loving someone is amazing.

01:33:08.000 Are you sure he's not just like reposting someone else's fan picture?

01:33:14.000 No, he makes them.

01:33:15.000 They're all like the same type of picture.

01:33:18.000 Just type it in on Google.

01:33:19.000 Type Finn Diesel.

01:33:20.000 Dude, I'm becoming obsessed with this guy.

01:33:24.000 Thanks for calling.

01:33:26.000 Yeah, let's cut to that.

01:33:27.000 He's with our boy.

01:33:29.000 Who?

01:33:29.000 Robert Deaney Jr.

01:33:30.000 Oh, Robert Downey Jr.

01:33:34.000 I think Finn Diesel just went into my top spot.

01:33:37.000 Let's see his picks.

01:33:39.000 I want to see his pics, his inspirational messages.

01:33:42.000 Let me guess.

01:33:42.000 Hate is bad.

01:33:43.000 Love is good.

01:33:45.000 You don't know what you got till it's gone.

01:33:47.000 A stitch in time saves nine.

01:33:51.000 Love the people around you.

01:33:53.000 Those are mobile uploads.

01:33:57.000 All right.

01:33:57.000 Not seeing anyone with like text.

01:33:59.000 Oh, you know what?

01:34:00.000 Well, he said he puts them on Facebook.

01:34:00.000 Maybe.

01:34:02.000 They wouldn't be in mobile uploads, would it?

01:34:04.000 Is he Groot?

01:34:06.000 I don't know how that makes sense because Groot's like a little kid.

01:34:09.000 Why did you waste money having Vin Diesel be Groot?

01:34:13.000 You could have just had a PA go, I am Groot.

01:34:16.000 Oh, this caption's pretty bad.

01:34:17.000 It says, the journey continues.

01:34:20.000 Yeah, we know, Vin.

01:34:20.000 Okay.

01:34:22.000 Everyone's journey can.

01:34:23.000 Blessed to have a career of so many iconic characters.

01:34:26.000 However, with the fast mythology, every frame is a little more sacred.

01:34:32.000 Always.

01:34:33.000 Yeah, this is Finn Diesel.

01:34:35.000 Smile.

01:34:38.000 Is this what the caller was talking?

01:34:39.000 No, no.

01:34:39.000 The caller was talking about Photoshop things.

01:34:41.000 Yeah, I'm trying to see here.

01:34:43.000 Oh, my God.

01:34:44.000 He's the best.

01:34:45.000 Let's see his albums.

01:34:47.000 I heard you were talking shit about me, McKinnis.

01:34:49.000 You better apologize, or we're going to have a problem.

01:34:53.000 I'm going to ride over to your house with my motorbike, and I'm going to throw my motorcycle helmet at some hot chick.

01:34:58.000 She'll catch it.

01:34:59.000 I'll beat the shit out of you.

01:35:01.000 Then I'll light a cigarette.

01:35:02.000 And then she'll throw me my helmet back.

01:35:04.000 And I'll jump back on my bike and we'll all do wheelies.

01:35:07.000 So that wasn't an exaggeration before?

01:35:10.000 Oh, I wasn't kidding.

01:35:11.000 Did you think I was kidding?

01:35:12.000 I thought that was an exaggeration.

01:35:13.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:35:14.000 I'm sorry.

01:35:15.000 That was a 100% verbatim.

01:35:17.000 Threw the helmet.

01:35:18.000 Somebody caught it.

01:35:19.000 Yes.

01:35:20.000 No.

01:35:21.000 That's crazy.

01:35:22.000 And the people at Fox Digital would just be like, why does he keep coming here for his check?

01:35:26.000 We send the check.

01:35:27.000 Oh, wait, let's see what he has to say.

01:35:31.000 Crime want.

01:35:34.000 He looks like something from Ice Age.

01:35:36.000 Like the cartoon.

01:35:37.000 My partner in crime want to say a message to Venezuela from Dom and Letty.

01:35:45.000 What is that?

01:35:46.000 We are with you.

01:35:48.000 Always.

01:35:49.000 Y Polante Confé.

01:35:51.000 Okay, that was really creepy.

01:35:53.000 And I think that was Satanic.

01:35:54.000 We should move on.

01:35:56.000 Yeah, I don't see any Photoshop things, dude.

01:35:58.000 Anyway, we'll look that up.

01:36:00.000 And send them to us.

01:36:01.000 Send them to the mailbag.

01:36:03.000 Oh.

01:36:03.000 I think I got one.

01:36:04.000 Happy Creative Sunday.

01:36:06.000 Okay.

01:36:06.000 That's really creative, fancy.

01:36:10.000 You click some filters.

01:36:12.000 The Paint Daubs Photoshop effect.

01:36:14.000 I'm feeling creative.

01:36:15.000 I think I'll click, click, and click.

01:36:18.000 Black and white, grayscale, contrast.

01:36:21.000 Oh.

01:36:22.000 Oh, my God.

01:36:23.000 Imagine his conversations with his hot girlfriend with Trump.

01:36:26.000 Look at Robert Douchebang Jr.

01:36:31.000 Stop, stop.

01:36:32.000 Stop, stop.

01:36:33.000 Is it too much?

01:36:35.000 Wait, before?

01:36:36.000 Stop.

01:36:37.000 Before I can hear him talk, I have to take in this fucking outfit.

01:36:42.000 I have to take on the wool condom he has on his head, the fucking claw game sunglasses that the machine dispensed, the ridiculous pink t-shirt, and then this pajama top blazer he threw on at the end with his weird dying mustache.

01:36:58.000 Well, he has a fusion core in his chest.

01:37:00.000 I hope maybe that makes my outfit maybe a little more cool.

01:37:06.000 What does Thor wear?

01:37:07.000 Metal armbands?

01:37:08.000 What is that about?

01:37:09.000 God, he's the worst.

01:37:11.000 Jarvis, dress me like a child with downs and do.

01:37:15.000 Man, what a privilege it is in conjunction.

01:37:18.000 The way he says man, just get a little bit.

01:37:21.000 Man, what a privilege it is in conjunction with Charity Buzz to be doing this on behalf of the Rohat Association auctioning Vin Diesel's one-of-a-kind group jacket that he wore just part of the red carpet picture.

01:37:36.000 I want you to know that when rich and famous people are involved in charity, it's a douchebag move that gets them more money and has nothing to do with sincerity.

01:37:44.000 It's all about showboarding, it's all about promoting, it's all about them making more money.

01:37:48.000 Fuck them.

01:37:49.000 Turns to the premiere of Infinity War.

01:37:52.000 Man, it's Groot.

01:37:55.000 I didn't know that.

01:37:56.000 I guess he's Groot.

01:37:59.000 And listen, we're going to auction it off.

01:38:02.000 I think it's autographed by every Avenger that wasn't too tipsy to handle a Sharpie.

01:38:09.000 And you have until June 14th.

01:38:12.000 I'm going to be bidding on this myself.

01:38:13.000 I need this.

01:38:14.000 See if you can outbid me, huh?

01:38:16.000 And here's the four words I've been dying to say all day.

01:38:19.000 Quick.

01:38:20.000 Click my link.

01:38:24.000 Okay, wait, first of all.

01:38:25.000 Was that a shot?

01:38:26.000 Look at your face.

01:38:27.000 Wait, go back to that face.

01:38:29.000 Look at that face.

01:38:30.000 Was that like a shot at because he's sober?

01:38:33.000 And then maybe like he felt left out at parties when everybody else is drinking and having fun?

01:38:37.000 No, he's trying to make Avengers seem like super cool, crazy partiers to get totally hammered.

01:38:41.000 Oh.

01:38:41.000 Look at that fucking face.

01:38:44.000 Wow, does he suck?

01:38:45.000 Yeah, he's bad.

01:38:47.000 Wow.

01:38:47.000 It feels like we haven't spent enough time on that, but we should probably move on.

01:38:52.000 Yeah.

01:38:52.000 Okay.

01:38:53.000 You know, everyone says people that are conservative, their worst nightmare is their daughter coming on with a black guy or something like that.

01:39:00.000 If my daughter was his age and she came home, she goes, Dad, I have a boyfriend and he's fucking low-dead and really fun and he's kind of like you.

01:39:07.000 Like he's funny and he's weird.

01:39:09.000 Okay, and he's in Hollywood.

01:39:10.000 You'll recognize him when you meet him.

01:39:12.000 Okay, cool.

01:39:13.000 And then she shows up and it's either Vin Diesel or Robert Denny Jr.

01:39:16.000 I would just go.

01:39:18.000 I would take a knife and he'd say, calm down, Mr. McInnis.

01:39:20.000 And I'd say, it's okay, Robert.

01:39:22.000 This isn't about you.

01:39:24.000 Ha ha ha ha.

01:39:25.000 Yeah.

01:39:28.000 Just bleed out in some Italian restaurant.

01:39:32.000 That was a bit dramatic.

01:39:34.000 Should we go?

01:39:35.000 Okay, he's dying.

01:39:38.000 A lot of sauce.

01:39:40.000 All right, it says, all right, Morpheus in the Red Hill.

01:39:44.000 That's crazy.

01:39:46.000 Sir.

01:39:48.000 You're on.

01:39:48.000 Hey, how's it going?

01:39:51.000 Hello.

01:39:52.000 Miss, I just wanted to talk about how close you are to being actually red pill.

01:39:52.000 How you doing?

01:40:01.000 Okay.

01:40:02.000 Let me guess.

01:40:02.000 We've got some anti-Semitism on the horizon.

01:40:06.000 No, no, no, no.

01:40:07.000 No, no, no, no.

01:40:08.000 That's not what I'm talking about at all.

01:40:09.000 Red pill, meaning you are awake to the real world.

01:40:15.000 I can't wait.

01:40:16.000 Tell me what I'm missing.

01:40:18.000 Well, right now you're getting close to Mr. Biggs level.

01:40:22.000 Then you'll be at SOAP level, and then you'll be at my level.

01:40:26.000 Right now, you're seeing 5% of the world.

01:40:29.000 Okay.

01:40:30.000 Then the other 95% is the deep web.

01:40:30.000 That doesn't seem to be the same.

01:40:33.000 It's like the deep web where WWW, the World Wide Web, is only 5% of everything that's on the Internet.

01:40:40.000 Okay.

01:40:41.000 So would you say that my love of Zionism and Jews is thwarting my awareness?

01:40:49.000 No, I don't care about Jews.

01:40:53.000 I'm a staunch individualist.

01:40:56.000 I look at everybody as an individual.

01:40:58.000 And when you take the red pill, that's eventually what you end up on.

01:41:03.000 So what am I missing?

01:41:04.000 Race and IQ?

01:41:05.000 I should think less of African Americans?

01:41:09.000 IQ is different because IQ measures how well you can process abstract as well as retention.

01:41:20.000 So there are other aspects to human life like creativity and everything like that.

01:41:24.000 That's why white people are really good at, they have IQs because they have developed the ability to process abstract thought, but that's not everything.

01:41:35.000 Right, little puzzles and stuff.

01:41:38.000 So can you give me an example?

01:41:39.000 We don't have a lot of time for you to explain to me the other 95% of the things I don't know, but could you give me an anecdotal example of the kind of thing I don't know or embrace or understand that's preventing me from being fully woke?

01:41:52.000 Oh, okay.

01:41:53.000 Look up Fabian Socialist.

01:41:57.000 Can you just tell me, please, rather than give me a homework assignment?

01:42:02.000 Tell me an example of a piece of evidence that I don't like.

01:42:05.000 For example, if I was talking to someone who knew nothing, I'd say more guns, less crime is a woke thing that you probably don't think.

01:42:13.000 Not you, but this person, the Gavin equivalent in this analogy, the super dumb loser.

01:42:19.000 I would say, hey, look it up.

01:42:20.000 More guns, less crime.

01:42:21.000 You'd be surprised.

01:42:22.000 Then explain that.

01:42:23.000 Why don't you do that to me based on all the shit I don't know?

01:42:25.000 Oh, yeah.

01:42:27.000 Okay.

01:42:28.000 So look up master.

01:42:30.000 No, no, don't give me a fucking homework assignment.

01:42:34.000 You use your incredible brain and your deft wokeness to explain to me one concept that I don't seem to understand.

01:42:45.000 That there's no such thing as left and right.

01:42:47.000 This is all a shell game.

01:42:49.000 There we go.

01:42:50.000 Nice.

01:42:51.000 The way to control you is education and money.

01:42:54.000 If you eliminate those things, then you are truly free.

01:42:57.000 And by eliminate, I mean decentralized money.

01:43:00.000 So cryptocurrencies is one way to do that.

01:43:00.000 Okay.

01:43:04.000 Don't acknowledge the paper that you have in your wallet right now.

01:43:08.000 Don't acknowledge that as currency.

01:43:10.000 It has zero value.

01:43:11.000 What about going to get a beer today after the show?

01:43:15.000 How do I buy beer?

01:43:19.000 Well, that's the problem.

01:43:21.000 That's the crux of it is we need more people to know they need to be red-pilled and everybody at the same time.

01:43:29.000 I know it sounds crazy.

01:43:30.000 I know it sounds impossible.

01:43:31.000 But everybody or a massive amount of people need to acknowledge that the money that they have in their wallet right now is not real.

01:43:38.000 But I want a beer today.

01:43:39.000 I want to go drink a beer after this show.

01:43:44.000 Say that one more time.

01:43:45.000 I want to drink a beer after this show.

01:43:47.000 Should my bar have a crypto card where they can accept cryptocurrency?

01:43:51.000 Is that what we're going for?

01:43:53.000 Yeah, that'd be great.

01:43:55.000 But they don't even take credit cards.

01:44:00.000 Well, they don't need it.

01:44:01.000 What about gold?

01:44:02.000 What about silver?

01:44:03.000 All right.

01:44:03.000 Thank you for calling.

01:44:04.000 Caller.

01:44:05.000 This was very edifying, and it's good to know that I can't have a beer if I go your way.

01:44:10.000 Well, I think it's that it would need to start somewhere, I guess.

01:44:13.000 Yeah.

01:44:13.000 If there's a point to it.

01:44:14.000 I don't know.

01:44:15.000 That's right.

01:44:15.000 I'm just saying it.

01:44:18.000 You know what?

01:44:18.000 Don't get a tie.

01:44:19.000 Get a haircut.

01:44:20.000 You want to LARP as a working person with a real life?

01:44:24.000 Don't have a fucking bird's nest on your head.

01:44:27.000 You look like you're wearing an Azakstanian hat.

01:44:30.000 I look like an Indian tech guy.

01:44:32.000 No, you look like some weird Mongolian who hunts for food.

01:44:36.000 Savage Sam-based AAA trying to fucking Mongol, northern China.

01:44:41.000 You look like a guy who lives in a ute.

01:44:45.000 That's Mandarin.

01:44:46.000 I don't think they speak that in Mongol.

01:44:49.000 You look like Attila the Hun abortion.

01:44:52.000 Attila the Huni.

01:44:55.000 You should have said hunk, you fucking moron.

01:44:57.000 Fudge.

01:44:58.000 Savage Sam Bass, AAA, and I'm trying to help the pee-pee dot.

01:45:01.000 That's literally what it says.

01:45:03.000 Okay, what's up, peepee dot?

01:45:06.000 Hey, um, no, the thing was translated, but it's heading up.

01:45:11.000 I, on what you said, just the cerebral palsy guy, I have cerebral palsy as well, and I do agree with you.

01:45:24.000 Sounds like your phone has cerebral palsy, dude.

01:45:31.000 Sir, thanks for calling.

01:45:32.000 You're going to have to call back.

01:45:33.000 We'll try to move you to the front of the line.

01:45:35.000 But I can kind of.

01:45:36.000 Yeah, apparently it's contagious, and your phone got it.

01:45:40.000 Thanks.

01:45:41.000 No, we get it.

01:45:42.000 No, he's saying he agrees with you.

01:45:44.000 I did make that out.

01:45:45.000 You think I got cerebral palsy?

01:45:47.000 Like, ah, ah.

01:45:49.000 That's my favorite Red Man line.

01:45:50.000 And when I met him, I made sure we did a sketch about that where I pretended I had cerebral palsy, and I liked that line.

01:45:55.000 It's actually so fucking brilliant.

01:45:58.000 Because all raps rhyme, and then Red Man makes a sound, and he has cerebral palsy in the lyrics.

01:46:05.000 So he's like, you think I got cerebral palsy?

01:46:07.000 Like, ah, nice.

01:46:10.000 He's good.

01:46:11.000 He's good.

01:46:11.000 Method Man and Red Man are very fun rappers.

01:46:13.000 So is Buster rappers.

01:46:15.000 Okay, Ryan, you don't need to contribute to 100% of the show, okay?

01:46:18.000 Keith, get a little more Jamie on my ass.

01:46:22.000 Keith?

01:46:24.000 Hi, Keith.

01:46:25.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:46:25.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:46:26.000 Hey, previous caller, not the terrible falls you got the previous one.

01:46:30.000 Please just don't kill Gavin and Ryan today.

01:46:34.000 You were pretty creepy.

01:46:35.000 But hey, I called you guys last week thanking you for the sex position tip and how it appeared to have worked to get my wife pregnant, et cetera.

01:46:44.000 And it kind of got me thinking.

01:46:46.000 And actually, I'm glad that one of the other previous callers called in with a relationship question.

01:46:51.000 Over the years, I've heard you give great relationship advice on how to get women, men, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

01:46:56.000 If you ever wanted to break up the monotony of political talk, would you be open to the idea of a dedicated relationship segment, kind of a do's and don'ts, if you may?

01:47:06.000 Like, for instance, take Ryan, for example.

01:47:07.000 He's a nice guy, great personality, funny, but he's just kind of just missing that it factor.

01:47:13.000 Sorry, Ryan.

01:47:14.000 And I know if he had a few pointers from you, I think he could be a real lady killer.

01:47:19.000 And trust me when I say this, trust me, there are plenty of Ryans out there.

01:47:23.000 Again, sorry, Ryan.

01:47:24.000 That's right there.

01:47:26.000 Ryan dick hits a lot of pussy, by the way.

01:47:28.000 Much to my chagrin.

01:47:28.000 Thanks.

01:47:31.000 He does really well.

01:47:32.000 Thanks.

01:47:33.000 I would like him to do much better.

01:47:36.000 I'm picky.

01:47:38.000 He's kind of just missing that one little thing, but I think you could help him out.

01:47:44.000 I'm missing a sword to fight these hoes off, no?

01:47:47.000 All right.

01:47:48.000 Thanks for calling.

01:47:49.000 Yeah, let's make this.

01:47:50.000 Thanks, guys.

01:47:51.000 Look, to answer your question, we'll happily make this the relations portion of the show, relationship portion of the show.

01:47:58.000 Ryan does well.

01:48:00.000 My arm hurts.

01:48:02.000 He lives right above a bar.

01:48:06.000 Can you what?

01:48:10.000 Ryan, okay.

01:48:13.000 All right, this is gonna be cool.

01:48:14.000 Um, Katrina, you're on the line?

01:48:21.000 With Gavin?

01:48:22.000 Hey, Katrina, how are you?

01:48:24.000 Hey, guys.

01:48:25.000 How are you good?

01:48:25.000 How are you?

01:48:26.000 How are you guys doing?

01:48:27.000 Not bad.

01:48:27.000 Where are you from?

01:48:30.000 I'm from Arkansas.

01:48:31.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:48:32.000 What's your question?

01:48:34.000 Well, actually, it's not a question.

01:48:36.000 I was just calling because my husband and I have a podcast.

01:48:40.000 And the last time we went live on YouTube, my husband knows that I love you, Gavin, with all my heart.

01:48:48.000 And so he was joking around about getting in a fight with you in the boxing.

01:48:54.000 It would take two seconds.

01:48:55.000 It'll be over.

01:48:57.000 Oh, yeah?

01:48:58.000 Ryan.

01:48:59.000 I dare you, buddy.

01:49:00.000 Ryan, I sent you.

01:49:05.000 Ryan, on your Facebook account, I sent you guys the video with the time stamp.

01:49:12.000 Okay, he'll pull it up right now.

01:49:15.000 How long has your husband been boxing for?

01:49:18.000 He's never boxed in his life.

01:49:21.000 Wow.

01:49:23.000 Dude, I train every day.

01:49:26.000 I would crush your husband.

01:49:30.000 Gavin, I have about six inches and 40 pounds on you.

01:49:32.000 I would embarrass you in front of you and all your friends.

01:49:35.000 Dude, I've got six inches in you, homo.

01:49:41.000 Typical Gavin.

01:49:42.000 I've got seven and a half in you.

01:49:43.000 Now what?

01:49:43.000 What?

01:49:44.000 Yeah, all right.

01:49:45.000 All day, seven and a half.

01:49:46.000 All right, so you want to box me?

01:49:48.000 That's that's yeah.

01:49:50.000 I'm Gavin.

01:49:51.000 Gavin, listen.

01:49:53.000 I would, listen.

01:49:54.000 I know you're not really going to do it because this is all like lip service, but trust me on this, your beard's not going to save you, dude.

01:50:01.000 All right.

01:50:02.000 Well, I'll look.

01:50:03.000 I'll try to train harder.

01:50:04.000 And thanks for the call.

01:50:06.000 And by the way, this wasn't Gavin.

01:50:07.000 Ha ha, you just got pranked.

01:50:09.000 It's running.

01:50:12.000 I knew that did not sound like Gavin.

01:50:14.000 What the fuck, man?

01:50:15.000 Yeah, and wanting to fight me, by the way.

01:50:17.000 Now this is really Gavin back on the show.

01:50:19.000 Wanting to fight me is kind of gay.

01:50:20.000 Thank you.

01:50:22.000 That's kind of homo.

01:50:23.000 Like you want to get in a physical altercation with a 49-year-old man because your wife appreciates some of the things he says.

01:50:31.000 Do you want to suck me off to it?

01:50:34.000 First of all, you're being kind of homo now because I actually really enjoy your content too.

01:50:38.000 It was playful, but now I really will hurt you.

01:50:41.000 Oh, no. 28 minutes.

01:50:45.000 What am I looking for here?

01:50:47.000 Well, we'll check out your link.

01:50:48.000 Oh, I like your wife.

01:50:48.000 Thank you.

01:50:49.000 Are we good there?

01:50:50.000 She's nice and plump.

01:50:51.000 Are we?

01:50:52.000 Yeah.

01:50:52.000 Oh, Kevin, thank you so much.

01:50:54.000 I want you to rape me.

01:51:00.000 Guys want to fight me.

01:51:01.000 Their girls want to rape me.

01:51:03.000 That's a t-shirt.

01:51:04.000 Yeah.

01:51:05.000 Women want me to rape them.

01:51:07.000 And guys want to box me.

01:51:09.000 You know wonder why he wants to box you.

01:51:10.000 Wow.

01:51:11.000 That's some stuff right there, boy.

01:51:14.000 Let me see here.

01:51:15.000 You don't really want that on July 5th during a heat wave, but from September to, what, June?

01:51:22.000 It's ideal.

01:51:23.000 I learned a lot.

01:51:25.000 You learned how to roll.

01:51:28.000 I learned how to come home all tired and pissed off.

01:51:32.000 Sleep with the title.

01:51:33.000 That's enough.

01:51:34.000 Yeah, yes, young men who are well trained in jiu-jitsu.

01:51:39.000 Yes, you may be able to beat up a 49-year-old man.

01:51:43.000 And congratulations.

01:51:46.000 You're just weird.

01:51:47.000 This assumption that I'm Conor McGregor just pouring through these different opponents.

01:51:51.000 And I might finally find one who can take me, that's not my job.

01:51:51.000 Right, right.

01:51:54.000 Yeah, you're like that haunted house.

01:51:56.000 You know why I box every morning?

01:51:57.000 To not go insane.

01:51:59.000 I have so much fucking rage at these assholes putting my friends in prison, getting people fired, destroying lives, lying, doing ridiculous articles like, the term too sensitive is white supremacists trying to brainwash your children into becoming mass shooters.

01:52:16.000 That kind of shit triggers me, and I'm a snowflake.

01:52:20.000 So, in order to not lose my shit, I go and I beat up men and bags and double-ended bags and there's some footage of people after they've boxed you.

01:52:32.000 There's a long line.

01:52:34.000 There's some of the testimonials.

01:52:35.000 You after you try to fuck with me.

01:52:38.000 Zero.

01:52:39.000 I'm with the brotherhood of zero.

01:52:42.000 Do you even remember fighting that guy?

01:52:44.000 No, I don't remember fighting him.

01:52:46.000 Why does everyone I fight cover their eyes?

01:52:48.000 Am I that ugly?

01:52:50.000 By the way, that woman yelling, thank you, Gavin, I want you to rape me.

01:52:54.000 She's clearly trying to rile up her husband.

01:52:56.000 I'm never going to meet either of these people.

01:52:58.000 So why is she trying to rile up her husband?

01:52:59.000 Because he's not rough enough.

01:53:01.000 Oh, snap.

01:53:02.000 She's trying to get him crazy.

01:53:04.000 I think she said raped, by the way.

01:53:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:08.000 That's much less funny.

01:53:11.000 My name is Ryan.

01:53:12.000 I'm calling about the Canadian election.

01:53:15.000 Hey there, fucker.

01:53:17.000 Or whatever.

01:53:19.000 Huru, bro.

01:53:20.000 How are you guys?

01:53:22.000 Good.

01:53:22.000 How are you?

01:53:25.000 I'm good.

01:53:26.000 I'm from Pittsburgh.

01:53:27.000 But man, I see what happened in Canada.

01:53:30.000 I mean, holy shit.

01:53:32.000 That is something, huh?

01:53:34.000 Poor people up there.

01:53:36.000 Yeah, you can wear blackface on a regular basis, and there's zero controversy.

01:53:41.000 Exactly.

01:53:41.000 The first black prime minister.

01:53:44.000 Incredible, huh?

01:53:45.000 Yeah.

01:53:46.000 I really like that Max Bernier guy, Mad Max, even though he could barely speak English.

01:53:51.000 Yeah.

01:53:52.000 Yeah.

01:53:53.000 And from America, my view of Canada is just trailer park boys.

01:53:57.000 That's all I think about Canada.

01:53:59.000 Well, that's a large contingent of working class.

01:54:03.000 And I think there's some truth to you radicalizing some youth.

01:54:07.000 I'm in Chicago with some friends, and these kind of French accent-speaking people come up to me, and they ask me for directions.

01:54:15.000 So, of course, if I never watched your videos, I would have gave them the right directions, but I don't know.

01:54:20.000 I sent them wherever I wanted.

01:54:24.000 Yeah, French Canadians give English people wrong directions.

01:54:27.000 So if you ever see a French Canadian in your town, lie to him and call him a Pepsi while you're at it.

01:54:37.000 Hey, you guys have a good one.

01:54:38.000 Thanks for calling.

01:54:38.000 All right.

01:54:41.000 That call had nothing to it.

01:54:44.000 That felt.

01:54:44.000 How about that, eh?

01:54:45.000 He must have been on hold for an hour.

01:54:48.000 And he just goes, how about that, huh?

01:54:50.000 I thought that was a setup to prank.

01:54:51.000 Hey, how about that thunderstorm we had there on Thursday?

01:54:54.000 It was like battering down.

01:54:56.000 I heard some of the people had their basements flooded.

01:55:00.000 Were we stuck in an elevator with that guy just now?

01:55:03.000 You wait an hour to talk to someone.

01:55:05.000 They're like, hey, man, I noticed your shirt's got pockets.

01:55:08.000 Yeah?

01:55:09.000 You can put a pencil in there, whatever you want.

01:55:12.000 A receipt.

01:55:13.000 Whatever you want.

01:55:14.000 Yeah, fucking.

01:55:15.000 Not an orange, obviously.

01:55:16.000 They're not big enough, but maybe a granola bar, maybe a snack.

01:55:20.000 Anyway, bye.

01:55:21.000 Love the show.

01:55:22.000 He calls back.

01:55:22.000 You can cut the orange up.

01:55:25.000 You could have a powdered orange drink.

01:55:28.000 Yeah.

01:55:29.000 But I don't see fruit in front pockets.

01:55:31.000 It looks too much like teenage tits.

01:55:34.000 All right.

01:55:35.000 Anyway, bye.

01:55:36.000 Ray from Florida.

01:55:38.000 Fiancé won't take his last name.

01:55:40.000 Oh, dude.

01:55:41.000 Damn.

01:55:42.000 Hey, guys.

01:55:43.000 What's up?

01:55:44.000 Hey, man.

01:55:46.000 So, yeah, we're engaged, and she said she won't take my last name until we're married for five years.

01:55:55.000 And she said when we do get married, that she'll change it on Facebook, but she won't legally change it until we're married for five years.

01:56:03.000 Yeah, she's full of shit.

01:56:05.000 This is bullshit.

01:56:06.000 This is a bluff.

01:56:07.000 She's just sort of making sure you're the right guy.

01:56:10.000 You're going to get married.

01:56:11.000 You're going to fill out the paperwork.

01:56:12.000 You're going to put her new name there, by the way.

01:56:14.000 You handle this.

01:56:15.000 And you just change your name.

01:56:17.000 And you say, yeah, yeah, I understand.

01:56:19.000 Oh, it's just Facebook.

01:56:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:56:21.000 Just string her along.

01:56:23.000 This isn't happening.

01:56:24.000 This isn't real.

01:56:25.000 This is like women.

01:56:26.000 I was like this.

01:56:27.000 When I met my wife, I said, I don't want kids that's fucked up.

01:56:29.000 I'm not a kid guy.

01:56:31.000 And she was sort of went, yeah, yeah, whatever.

01:56:32.000 Just come and me.

01:56:33.000 And then kids started coming out and I went, wow, these are cute.

01:56:36.000 Like, sometimes you just have to take over the conversation.

01:56:39.000 She's taking your name, dude.

01:56:41.000 This is not a democracy.

01:56:42.000 Doesn't she have to doesn't she have to like sign, like change her name legally herself?

01:56:49.000 You know, I can't exactly remember how it went, but I just remember like after you're married, you're just signing shit and yeah, yeah, yeah, and bank accounts.

01:56:58.000 And there's just so much shit to do.

01:57:00.000 There's so much signing and going to City Hall and stuff that it'll just be part of the paperwork.

01:57:07.000 All right.

01:57:08.000 I hope that's how it works out.

01:57:09.000 Yeah.

01:57:10.000 Don't Definitely don't not marry her because of this shit.

01:57:12.000 Women have crazy notions sometimes.

01:57:15.000 I'm going to wear a top hat and a corset every day of our marriage.

01:57:18.000 Yeah, yeah, okay, fine.

01:57:20.000 After one day, she's like, this is like.

01:57:21.000 What if we get married and do the paperwork and she doesn't change her name?

01:57:29.000 Callback.

01:57:31.000 Yeah, callback.

01:57:32.000 But I don't see it happening.

01:57:37.000 Okay, bye.

01:57:38.000 All right.

01:57:38.000 Okay.

01:57:39.000 Yeah, we know her pretty well.

01:57:41.000 That's not something she would say for sure.

01:57:43.000 It's something women say because her sister told them to say that.

01:57:46.000 Then they have their old stupid name and they feel weird.

01:57:51.000 But it does look really bad on a dude.

01:57:52.000 Like Bill de Blasio is the mayor of New York.

01:57:55.000 He's like seven feet tall, this big giant.

01:57:57.000 I'm the king of New York.

01:57:59.000 But my wife prefers Charlene McRae, which is like, isn't that a slave name?

01:58:03.000 Isn't that just randomly attributed to her from a Scottish slave guy?

01:58:08.000 Holy smokes.

01:58:09.000 And now you're like, I'm not a de Blasio.

01:58:11.000 I'm a McRae.

01:58:12.000 I have my own thing going on, like a $1 billion fund called Thrive that does nothing.

01:58:20.000 This is Haley.

01:58:21.000 We came to talk about Gavin and his book.

01:58:25.000 Hey, girl name?

01:58:28.000 No, yo, it's Hazy.

01:58:29.000 Oh, my bad, dog.

01:58:32.000 It's alright, man.

01:58:34.000 All right, real quick.

01:58:35.000 Gavin, Small Soldiers, perfect movie for the kids.

01:58:39.000 Second thing, what's the difference between Death of Cool and How to Piss in Public?

01:58:44.000 And the last thing is, it just, it sounds wrong to say that John's kinsman's wife pushed him to join the Proud Boys.

01:58:52.000 It's almost like you're shifting the blame on her.

01:58:55.000 I'm not a Proud Boy, but it just sounds bad.

01:58:57.000 I love you guys.

01:58:58.000 Peace.

01:58:59.000 All right.

01:58:59.000 Thanks for calling.

01:59:00.000 Yeah, I guess you're right.

01:59:02.000 But I wasn't trying to say, oh, John's wife is the one who started this mess.

01:59:08.000 I was trying to say that this guy, John Kidsman, is being depicted as a racist.

01:59:14.000 And so you go, oh, he has a black wife.

01:59:15.000 And I saw Michael Ian Black on Twitter say, well, lots of slave owners had black mistresses that they would love, even though they thought blacks were garbage.

01:59:24.000 So it's possible that a racist could love a black person.

01:59:27.000 Twisted, bizarre logic that they have to go back hundreds of years to find an example of.

01:59:33.000 However, it's relevant to mention that in John's thing because what we're trying to say is, I won't say her name, but John's wife isn't some dumb little pawn who's like, oh, my husband's a Nazi.

01:59:46.000 I guess I'll sit here and cook and clean like a slave.

01:59:49.000 She is the matriarch, and she goes, this is a good group.

01:59:52.000 You should join this group.

01:59:54.000 I talk to her every day.

01:59:56.000 She's in control.

01:59:57.000 She's not a victim in this scenario.

01:59:58.000 So that is the message that we're going for, but maybe that's getting lost and people are turning it into.

02:00:05.000 She started it.

02:00:07.000 Maybe.

02:00:08.000 I don't know.

02:00:09.000 That's a good call, though.

02:00:09.000 And by the way, Small Soldiers is a really good.

02:00:11.000 Have you seen that?

02:00:12.000 David Cross is in it.

02:00:14.000 Yeah, he is.

02:00:14.000 That's right.

02:00:15.000 You know what he told me about Tommy Lee Jones Jones?

02:00:17.000 He was a drunken idiot back when he got this gig, and he didn't take movies seriously and didn't realize that this would be his future.

02:00:26.000 And he was more interested in booze.

02:00:28.000 So he didn't show up on time.

02:00:30.000 He was a total asshole.

02:00:32.000 And there's one scene in it where he went out and he got super sunburned during the filming.

02:00:42.000 So all of a sudden, he's just red.

02:00:44.000 No weapon scenes.

02:00:46.000 And he said, there's another scene where I broke my ankle partying.

02:00:49.000 I got so wasted I tripped.

02:00:51.000 And I said, I can't stand on my ankle.

02:00:53.000 And they go, well, you have to walk across this office in this scene.

02:00:58.000 And he said, I can't.

02:01:00.000 I have a cast on.

02:01:01.000 They go, you have to.

02:01:02.000 So there's a scene, and we're not going to sit here and sift through it where he walks like 12 feet on a broken ankle, just going, no way.

02:01:11.000 Yeah.

02:01:12.000 Could it be that?

02:01:13.000 I wonder.

02:01:14.000 He said I was walking across a room.

02:01:15.000 Oh, dude, he's absolutely...

02:01:20.000 I know, but he's doing his nerd character.

02:01:22.000 Are you sure?

02:01:24.000 Clamped?

02:01:25.000 Maybe you're right.

02:01:25.000 He said he was walking across a room in it.

02:01:28.000 Oh, that looks painful.

02:01:30.000 All right, next call.

02:01:31.000 All right.

02:01:35.000 Topher.

02:01:36.000 Topher?

02:01:39.000 Hey, guys.

02:01:40.000 Hello.

02:01:42.000 Hey, congratulations on Limes, Ryan.

02:01:45.000 Thanks, sir.

02:01:46.000 That's Lime.

02:01:50.000 About that plump gal that called that her husband wanted to buy you.

02:01:54.000 She did sound like she said, oh, Kevin, please rape me.

02:01:58.000 But I could be wrong.

02:02:00.000 And it sounded like, please rate me.

02:02:02.000 And the reason my brain automatically went to rate was because when I was in junior high, a popular thing for the gals to do is have their friend call a guy to see what they thought.

02:02:13.000 Say, can you rate 10 girls for me?

02:02:16.000 Well, I was late to the game and my friends were around.

02:02:19.000 And when I got that phone call, I'm sure I'll rate 10 girls.

02:02:23.000 And I took a lot of shit for that for many years.

02:02:26.000 So I think it could be rate instead of rape.

02:02:30.000 But I don't know.

02:02:31.000 Maybe that's just my brain from all the shit I took.

02:02:34.000 Thanks for calling, sir.

02:02:35.000 And in this day and age, rape and raid are basically considered the same things.

02:02:39.000 All right, we're into overtime here.

02:02:40.000 Yeah.

02:02:41.000 We got three more calls.

02:02:43.000 Okay, let's do them.

02:02:46.000 Vin Diesel, this is Devin, right?

02:02:50.000 Yeah.

02:02:51.000 So, I hope I'm not telling you any old news because I didn't catch the very beginning of this, but I thought the guy that told you about Vin Diesel's Facebook wasn't too fruitful, but you got to check out his fucking Instagram.

02:03:08.000 He forces these people to stand behind him and all he's talking all this crazy positive vibe shit.

02:03:14.000 And they're just standing there.

02:03:16.000 They could not be more uncomfortable.

02:03:19.000 But check out the Vendies and John Cena video.

02:03:25.000 Yes, please.

02:03:26.000 All right, thanks for calling, sir.

02:03:27.000 We have a new fave.

02:03:30.000 Let me see that.

02:03:33.000 All right, everyone see that.

02:03:34.000 Come on, get around.

02:03:35.000 Gather around.

02:03:36.000 He looks like he's fed up.

02:03:36.000 He's like, come on, you guys.

02:03:38.000 We're doing a fucking video.

02:03:40.000 Let's do this.

02:03:41.000 Come on.

02:03:42.000 Yeah, you super fed up.

02:03:44.000 It's a charity for breast cancer and self-awareness.

02:03:46.000 You are what you make.

02:03:48.000 You have to work hard every day.

02:03:50.000 Put in 110%.

02:03:52.000 Right, everyone?

02:03:53.000 Yeah, Vin.

02:03:53.000 Yeah.

02:03:55.000 Knew it.

02:03:56.000 Peace.

02:03:56.000 Wait, that wasn't good.

02:03:57.000 But one more.

02:03:57.000 That wasn't good.

02:03:58.000 Yeah, let's do one more.

02:03:59.000 Hold on.

02:04:02.000 Week 16, Fast 9.

02:04:05.000 And it truly is, as Jordana says, a bittersweet moment because someone who I've had the great pleasure of working with, John Cena, is finally filming his last day.

02:04:21.000 And I have to tell you, world, when you see him in this movie, when you see his character come to life, you will be blown.

02:04:30.000 This is very uncomfortable.

02:04:32.000 You are going to be ecstatic about what he's contributing.

02:04:36.000 He's so uncomfortable.

02:04:37.000 You know what?

02:04:38.000 Can you just pause it for a second?

02:04:40.000 There is a saying on the set where they call it a Venn moment.

02:04:43.000 Really?

02:04:44.000 And I just made this up, but I bet you.

02:04:46.000 And so they go, John, where do you get your Venn moment?

02:04:50.000 And he's like, I don't know what you mean.

02:04:51.000 They go, oh, you'll know.

02:04:53.000 You'll know.

02:04:53.000 And then he just went back to the lunchroom where they have the buffet.

02:04:58.000 And he's getting his chili and putting it on a paper plate.

02:05:00.000 And he goes, I just had my Venn moment.

02:05:04.000 And then they go, what'd you think?

02:05:04.000 And then they're like, what?

02:05:06.000 He goes, uh, it sucks.

02:05:16.000 Venn moment alert.

02:05:18.000 That's perfect.

02:05:20.000 I think it's a good thing.

02:05:20.000 He's got his hands in his coat pocket.

02:05:22.000 He's not even kind of amused.

02:05:25.000 All right, Finn, let's wrap it up.

02:05:26.000 That's what it was.

02:05:27.000 I can't even put it in the words.

02:05:31.000 John Cena's last day.

02:05:34.000 Oh, this just restarted.

02:05:35.000 He looks like a white version of my dad, John Cena.

02:05:39.000 Okay.

02:05:39.000 Legitimately.

02:05:40.000 I'll show you one day.

02:05:41.000 He's got more.

02:05:43.000 Should we get through these callers?

02:05:44.000 Look more diesel?

02:05:47.000 I want to see him with a celebrity in the background.

02:05:52.000 Let me see.

02:05:53.000 Maybe he takes steroids and it's rotting his brain.

02:05:57.000 Remember, I told you that there was going to be a really intense scene?

02:06:01.000 Yeah.

02:06:04.000 So I'm in the middle of the scene.

02:06:06.000 Remember, I told you that there was going to be a really intense scene?

02:06:09.000 Uh-huh.

02:06:10.000 It's a different take on a tuna party.

02:06:13.000 This is past nine.

02:06:15.000 What?

02:06:15.000 We're at the end of week 10.

02:06:19.000 And this is a unique European take on an opulent version of a tuna party.

02:06:28.000 And you know, this is like nothing you've ever seen.

02:06:31.000 Wait.

02:06:32.000 That's nice.

02:06:35.000 Yeah, he means like a sausage party, but chicks.

02:06:38.000 I think they're not smart enough to make fun of NDPs.

02:06:40.000 No, I knew that.

02:06:41.000 But is that like Me Too shit?

02:06:43.000 You can't say tuna party.

02:06:45.000 Shut up, Brian.

02:06:46.000 Week 10.

02:06:48.000 I was in the gym all morning listening to this song by French Montana and A1 they sent to me that they want me to do a verse on, so I got this song on my head.

02:06:59.000 We're on set here in Fast 9, and it is another amazing location.

02:07:04.000 The locations in this movie have been incredible from Thailand to LA, all through Europe.

02:07:11.000 I'm doing an intense scene today with John Cena, who is so bad, and he will not take the bait.

02:07:22.000 Did you ever see him in Triple X where he jumps off?

02:07:26.000 He wants the local village children to be able to watch the world soccer match, but the state won't allow them.

02:07:34.000 So he climbs up a radio tower, gets the game somehow, like the tower, like a radio tower just has a game in a box, and it's got nothing to do with electrowaves broadcasting it.

02:07:47.000 So he grabs it, and then he jumps into the forest.

02:07:52.000 You're going to die, Vin.

02:07:54.000 No.

02:07:55.000 He lands or he has skis on him somehow.

02:07:58.000 And then he's skiing down the mountain wearing cargo shorts and Timberland boots.

02:08:06.000 And then he somehow switches from the skis to a longboard.

02:08:12.000 And then he's going down the mountain on a longboard.

02:08:17.000 No, that's not even close, dude.

02:08:23.000 Yeah, just look at Vin Diesel skiing in jungle triple X. I think he just kickfliped the car.

02:08:34.000 Yeah, that's it.

02:08:35.000 Jungle skiing scene.

02:08:37.000 Jungle skiing.

02:08:40.000 Miguan go a jungle ski.

02:08:43.000 Mikuana go a jungle ski.

02:08:45.000 Here they leg and rock out your god.

02:08:47.000 Koof.

02:08:48.000 Oh, it's DEF CON 1.

02:08:49.000 So, but he's not skiing anymore.

02:08:52.000 Hey, you can have my skateboard, Mr. Diesel.

02:08:54.000 Thanks, dude.

02:08:55.000 Let's go.

02:08:57.000 Yay, we love you.

02:08:59.000 You're the best.

02:09:03.000 We can do anything.

02:09:05.000 Skateboard, ski.

02:09:10.000 Yay!

02:09:11.000 This is the beginning of the movie, and it shows you how he was hiding out in like Costa Rica or something, and is instantly the coolest guy in town, getting all the kids' soccer games by breaking the law and fucking up the state.

02:09:22.000 What a long tangent that was.

02:09:22.000 Anyway, sorry.

02:09:24.000 That's our new favorite guy, Vin Diesel.

02:09:26.000 His tattoos are depressing.

02:09:28.000 I think that's the word.

02:09:29.000 All right.

02:09:33.000 All right, more people started calling.

02:09:35.000 So, um.

02:09:36.000 What do we do here?

02:09:37.000 Oh, we got Nick.

02:09:39.000 Should we just take those three that we're going to take?

02:09:41.000 Yep.

02:09:42.000 All right.

02:09:43.000 Nick.

02:09:45.000 What feedline would you want?

02:09:49.000 Shout out to Zoe.

02:09:50.000 What's up, Gavin?

02:09:51.000 I don't know if you're going to remember this, but a while back on the Gavin McKinnon show, you had Malice on, and I think there was a caller, and Michael was like, oh, you got to hang up, or I'm going to leave.

02:10:04.000 I always wondered, like, what that was about.

02:10:06.000 Oh, the grandpa.

02:10:07.000 I don't know if you remember or not.

02:10:08.000 Yeah, I think it was his grandfather, and they have a bad relationship and they don't speak.

02:10:12.000 And the grandfather wants Michael back in his life.

02:10:16.000 And Michael will probably never speak to me again because I'm just saying this.

02:10:20.000 Wow.

02:10:21.000 But yeah, that was very unusual.

02:10:26.000 Yeah, I just always like, what the hell happened there?

02:10:30.000 But yeah, it's not as exciting as I thought.

02:10:32.000 Yeah, sorry.

02:10:34.000 Yeah, you think that's the thing.

02:10:35.000 Occam's razor means it's always the most boring thing.

02:10:39.000 Brian, don't bother trying to find it.

02:10:44.000 It's sort of like when I left Vice, everyone thought there was this incredible gossip, but it was more just like, man, we don't like each other anymore.

02:10:52.000 Next call.

02:10:54.000 All right, Brandon, electrician.

02:10:59.000 Hey, guys.

02:11:00.000 Hello.

02:11:02.000 Hey, so Gavin, I just want to call you and tell you, a couple months ago, you referenced becoming an electrician as a trade.

02:11:10.000 And I was working at a gym when you said it, and it got me thinking, I started doing research.

02:11:16.000 So I ended up taking a test, and I became an electrician apprentice, and I just got in.

02:11:22.000 So now I'm making more money than I ever have.

02:11:24.000 I have great benefits.

02:11:26.000 And honestly, I probably wouldn't have done it if it wasn't for your show.

02:11:29.000 So thank you.

02:11:30.000 That's the best call we had all day.

02:11:30.000 Wow.

02:11:33.000 What great news.

02:11:34.000 Thanks for calling.

02:11:35.000 That's awesome.

02:11:36.000 Sick.

02:11:37.000 He's going to be making tons of money.

02:11:39.000 His kid's going to have an ATV.

02:11:42.000 Benefits.

02:11:43.000 Benefits.

02:11:44.000 Country House.

02:11:46.000 Go to Breezy Point.

02:11:47.000 You'll get in, unlike me.

02:11:48.000 The dopest vacays.

02:11:52.000 It's basically just down to plumber and electrician.

02:11:54.000 I hear Welder's good too, but those are your top things.

02:11:59.000 Or you could spend a quarter million dollars getting a degree at NYU in speech pathology that pays $0 a year.

02:12:05.000 Your call.

02:12:06.000 My passion's photography.

02:12:09.000 Marcel.

02:12:14.000 Hey, man.

02:12:14.000 Hello.

02:12:16.000 Hello?

02:12:17.000 Hello.

02:12:18.000 Hey, what's up?

02:12:20.000 What's up with you?

02:12:23.000 It's all good, man.

02:12:24.000 Hey, I don't know if you know, but you do have a following in Brazil, Ryan.

02:12:29.000 And Gavin.

02:12:30.000 Oh.

02:12:31.000 What was that?

02:12:32.000 Someone dressed up as me in Brazil for Halloween?

02:12:37.000 Yeah, you got the accent wrong, man.

02:12:39.000 You got to practice a little more.

02:12:41.000 No, you have to practice a little more, man.

02:12:44.000 What is you saying?

02:12:45.000 That someone dressed as me in Brazil for Halloween?

02:12:51.000 You have a following.

02:12:52.000 Oh, yeah, I know that.

02:12:53.000 I've been on my show there in Brazil.

02:12:55.000 Brazil is one of the last bastions of masculinity in the Western world.

02:12:59.000 You got Bolsonaro.

02:13:01.000 And then what else is there?

02:13:02.000 There's Hungary, there's Poland, there's Italy.

02:13:05.000 There's hope for the West.

02:13:08.000 Yeah, you should come down sometime.

02:13:11.000 I'd love to.

02:13:12.000 That's awesome.

02:13:12.000 Thanks, sir.

02:13:13.000 Thanks for calling, gorgeous.

02:13:15.000 Did you have anything on Mugabe, by the way?

02:13:18.000 Anything on him?

02:13:21.000 Mugabe, yeah.

02:13:22.000 I don't know if you had any comments.

02:13:24.000 I love him.

02:13:26.000 Yeah, he's my favorite dictator of all time.

02:13:28.000 I love that he...

02:13:32.000 Like, I want to have a Mugabe shirt.

02:13:35.000 I love that it.

02:13:36.000 But you know, he died.

02:13:37.000 Yes, he died.

02:13:39.000 But he had already stopped running Zimbabwe.

02:13:43.000 He gave it to his mistress, his secretary, which caused riots in the streets, obviously.

02:13:49.000 But I like when he turned, whatever it was, 90, he had, for dinner, he had a lion, a 400-year-old turtle, like all of these endangered species that he's just munching away on.

02:14:03.000 He has a fucking Hitler mustache.

02:14:10.000 Yeah, he's great.

02:14:11.000 He's like the Vin Diesel of Africa.

02:14:13.000 Anyway, thanks for calling, dude.

02:14:15.000 All right, we got to wrap this up here.

02:14:16.000 This is going...

02:14:21.000 Mugabe.

02:14:22.000 I love you, Mugabe.

02:14:23.000 We love you.

02:14:24.000 I do, too.

02:14:29.000 All right, this is the last call.

02:14:31.000 Oh, wait.

02:14:32.000 I dropped them.

02:14:33.000 Oh, you dropped the ball.

02:14:34.000 Yeah.

02:14:34.000 Well, that was the last call.

02:14:35.000 That was the last three that were.

02:14:36.000 Get fired.

02:14:36.000 Get in trouble.

02:14:37.000 Be brave and never stop.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 25, 2019

GOML LIVE #18 - VIN DIESEL CRINGE

Episode Stats

Length

Words per Minute

Word Count

Sentence Count

Misogynist Sentences

Hate Speech Sentences

Summary

Transcript