In this episode of Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes, we talk about Trump's press conference, a new song about the Indians, and the weirdest thing I've ever done in a sweat lodge.
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00:03:05.000And you go like that, and you do that for 45 seconds, then push-ups for 45 seconds, then plank for 45 seconds, and the kettlebell for 45 seconds, and then slam the medicine ball for 45 seconds.
00:03:14.000So I know what's coming up, and I know we do that three times, and it takes about half an hour.
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00:09:14.000I'm boiling already, and I don't have a shirt on.
00:10:06.000And we had guys in Ireland, pre-Celtics, pre-the Scottish soccer team, who had little grass huts and they had, there we go, and they had mud huts and they had those huts that are just grass.
00:10:20.000It sort of looks like Africa today, basically.
00:10:23.000I guess I'm implying that some countries are a thousand years behind others.
00:10:42.000And we had this bizarre celebration called Samhane, wherein I guess there's a sort of an opaque wall between the dead and the living, and it fluctuates over time according to the sun.
00:10:52.000The pagans are all about the sun, right?
00:10:54.000So on October 31st, the day of the harvest, the line between dead and alive is at its most thin.
00:11:00.000And sometimes some ghosts can come through the barrier and plop onto your front doorstep.
00:11:07.000So there's many things you can do to thwart that.
00:11:10.000You can put food in the front of your house.
00:14:58.000And then the Irish brought it to, so it became a European thing.
00:15:03.000The Spanish brought it to Mexico, which is why they do Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead thing with their skull masks, which look really cool, by the way.
00:15:11.000And then the Irish and the Scots brought it to America during the potato famine 1850s.
00:15:16.000And they brought their silly little customs like playing pranks and getting wasted and vandalizing people's homes.
00:15:28.000And that went on for almost 100 years.
00:15:31.000And like in the 1930s, Halloween in America was sort of like the purge.
00:15:36.000You were dead if you were caught walking in the streets.
00:16:17.000But then the German Protestants wund van come to town and the Germans like order.
00:16:23.000So after World War II, when we had some prosperity, the Germans decided that, or I shouldn't say the Germans, the people of Germanic descent, they were no longer very proud of being German.
00:17:44.000When you say intersectionality and shit like that, you bore the shit out of people.
00:17:48.000When you talk about how everyone is a Nazi and how if you're talking about football, you got to talk about the Redskins and how their name is racist.
00:17:57.000Or if you're talking about football, you got to talk about Colin Kaepernick kneeling down.
00:18:00.000Or if you talk about soccer, you have to talk about the fascists at games and how Antifa is fighting the good fight.
00:18:05.000Or if you talk about women's soccer, you have to talk about how they're getting paid less than men.
00:18:09.000It might have something to do with the fact that they suck.
00:18:11.000Or if you're talking about cyclists, you got to talk about this wonderful trans cyclist who is totally kicking ass and dominating at female sports and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:18:21.000When you do that, you go broke because people can't relate to you because it's only interesting to the select few who took these crazy classes in high school.
00:18:30.000Like Philosophy of Self was one when I was in school.
00:19:57.000If you're a flat earther and you work at NASA and they said you either could agree that the Earth is a sphere or you're fired, say, fuck you.
00:20:09.000See, when I say stand up for yourself, I'm including people who are wrong.
00:20:14.000And I still think it's relatively healthy.
00:20:16.000I think they will realize that they were wrong and that it wasn't hardcore as hell and that they were pushing for their boss to go bankrupt.
00:20:27.000My grandfather, Johnny McInnes, was the head of the Communist Party in Glasgow.
00:20:33.000He was head of the union at his paper mill, and they kept pushing up the workers' wages until not just that paper mill went under, that newspaper, but the entire newspaper industry.
00:20:42.000Glasgow used to be where all tabloids came from.
00:20:45.000They invented the concept of the tabloid, the New York Post, that's Goswegian.
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00:23:07.000I wonder if you, can you bet on celebrities dying?
00:23:11.000Who's the next celebrity that's going to die?
00:24:58.000So someone, and I cannot say this word clearly enough, clearly photoshopped a picture of the dog receiving the Congressional Medal of Honor, right?
00:25:15.000And the New York Times' headline is, that's not real.
00:25:20.000This is like, I love that Greg Guttfeld called Brian Stettler a turgid tattletale.
00:25:24.000And Ezra Levance said, I go to report on Tommy Robinson and I pull my phone out.
00:25:28.000And everyone's talking about how I broke the law of journalism, because journalists are allowed to have their phone in the old bill, the old Bailey or whatever it's called in London.
00:28:23.000And the only thing I had there of value is this documentary I made with Penny Rimbaud of the anarcho-punk band Crass.
00:28:30.000And he's talking about what inspired Crass and argued the anarcho-punk movement and unfortunately Antifa was his friend Wally Hope was this sort of revolutionary hippie back in the 60s.
00:28:40.000And he started the whole, let's go to Stonehenge and have parties around Stonehenge.
00:30:00.000Rouche V can't wonder if women would be a lot more careful about who they brought home if you weren't allowed to press rape charges after someone was invited into a home.
00:34:26.000As long as the Proud Boys fight that got two men in prison for four years.
00:34:31.000And I just thought, fuck, fuck capitalism.
00:34:35.000Like, you compare that free market setup that UPS has to the post office, where I'm told they don't even pay tax because they were around before the government.
00:34:45.000So they got some deal where there's no tax.
00:34:47.000They definitely don't pay as much tax as UPS and FedEx.
00:34:50.000I thought, you compare the torture chamber that is the post office.
00:34:55.000Going to the post office in America is like getting in a time space portal and being zapped to Czechoslovakia or Stalingrad or some shit or Venezuela.
00:35:10.000Even their shirts are kind of dirty and they have like things, their sleeves are coming out of the bottom of their things and they go back and they're gone for an hour back there finding the thing.
00:35:19.000And they're always like, that'll be $140, please.
00:41:48.000And she created, I think invented this word, autoandrophobia.
00:41:54.000Now, autoandrophilia is the sexual turn-on you get, or very, very, very tiny number of people get, from the paraphilic tendency of a biological female to be sexually aroused by the thought of becoming a male.
00:42:13.000It's weird seeing a 14-year-old talk about sexual arousal, but whatever.
00:42:18.000And I guess in this metaphor, she's an auto-androphobe because she's phobic of the normalization of this tendency.
00:42:26.000But it's a pretty interesting video because she acknowledges that gender dysphoria exists.
00:42:42.000And her contention appears to be in this video that it's not unlike a body integrity dysphoria, which is analogy I've always used, where I believe it exists, but genuinely exists.
00:46:15.000I was myself a few times by injecting medical-grade alcohol into the limb, but there was intense pain.
00:46:24.000More pain than I anticipated because you could actually feel the alcohol drying up the muscles.
00:46:29.000There was a sense of feeling of success.
00:46:32.000You couldn't move it, but after eight hours, it was fine.
00:46:38.000I've also been in contact with a man who was regarded as what's called a gatekeeper, and he knows names of surgeons who are willing to do an amputation for a set fee.
00:46:50.000And what they would do then is they would give you documentation to say it was an accident.
00:47:55.000I'm fucking nervous about my wife's family wanting to kill me.
00:48:00.000We should get to the epiphany of the week, which was I had Tommy Sotomayer on the show.
00:48:07.000Basically, he took up the entire show.
00:48:09.000And we were talking about how politics is downstream from culture, but we're realizing now that justice is downstream from culture.
00:48:18.000And judges, when there's a popular case and it's in the news, they now have to go by narratives, not evidence.
00:48:26.000And I think I have to be very careful here because I don't want to disparage the judge.
00:48:29.000But when it came time for the judge to sentence those Proud Boys, the only narrative that was in the press was hate group roaming the streets, beating up random people for no reason.
00:48:40.000Probably some old Jewish gay woman, trans, getting her groceries.
00:48:45.000And she was just like, oh, I almost dropped that orange.
00:49:18.000And so at the end, if you're the judge and you say, I'm freeing these guys, this is bullshit.
00:49:25.000Then the narrative is judge allows hate group to continue their wanton, reckless abuse of anyone who doesn't agree with them in the age of Trump.
00:49:36.000You always have to say in the age of Trump at the end.
00:49:38.000So that's why it's important to get out there.
00:49:41.000Like, I wish his wife, John Kinsman's black wife, had done a million interviews.
00:49:45.000So then when the judge is there and he says, I'm letting them free, it's not as simple as letting hate group free.
00:49:51.000It can be like, obviously, this guy's not a hate monger.
00:49:57.000Anyway, I may have just given away, but this is Tommy and I discovering that in our conversation and realizing that's why we have to keep blabbing.
00:50:03.000That's why we need free speech to obfuscate their narratives.
00:50:07.000Because when we're silenced, they do things like take the cameras away when John's wife shows up.
00:50:17.000Well, you know, there's two things amazing going on here.
00:50:19.000One, I want to go back to what you said earlier where you go, imagine this was 20 years ago.
00:50:26.000We found out that there was this guy on our block who thought his son was a girl and had been feeding her these estrogen pills to prevent puberty or feeding him these estrogen.
00:52:06.000And also, to be clear, with the judge we were talking about at the beginning, there was that trans judge case where they said this woman said, It was big last week that this woman said, I want to keep my daughter away from you because you won't let her admit that she's a girl.
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00:55:38.000So eventually we wrapped it in a towel, brought it out to the front porch, untoweled it, and it just, like birds, it was able to regain its consciousness and flew away back into the night.
00:59:21.000Just, you know, an easy way to You could be driving 45 miles an hour perfect day, and then just a goose just shits right where you're supposed to be looking.
01:04:22.000Hey, David, you hit the nail on the head about two or three episodes ago about these beta ass males sitting in their vehicles on their phones, whatever the hell they're looking at.
01:04:36.000Their wives are out there pumping the gas, opening doors, even in bad neighborhoods where you don't really want to get gas or let your wife out of the vehicle.
01:04:46.000They're while their wives are going in and out of the store, out of the gas station.
01:05:28.000I heard about a scam in rural Alabama where they'll put down a giant log on a dirt road so you have to stop and then people jump out of the bushes.
01:05:44.000But I guarantee you, that asshole that's sitting over there in the pastor seat will let his wife get out of the vehicle and go move it and take a chance on the whole family dying.
01:06:20.000Yeah, so, you know, the previous episodes, I think, have focused a lot on race.
01:06:27.000And I think it would be interesting if he changed it up a little and did an episode about the topic of abortion.
01:06:34.000And the guy I think you should get for that is Dave Smith, because I don't know if you know this, but after his daughter was born, he became super pro-life.
01:06:45.000And I think it'd be interesting if you had an abortion conversation with him, you know, coming from the libertarian perspective against abortion.
01:07:23.000Hey, I don't know if you've noticed the drama between Nick Flintheads and Turning Point recently.
01:07:30.000I don't know if you've seen that stream at Ohio State, but I think you'd be great to debate Candace maybe since Candace is real big at the Turning Point.
01:07:38.000I should probably get Candace on free speech.
01:10:02.000And can get a couple Pelt pads maybe for that microphone base so when you slide it across the table, we don't get the rumble jumble in the jungle.
01:13:45.000You touched on it yesterday about how white, I think you said white males are pretty sissified now with their political views.
01:13:52.000Just wanted to give you some opinions on why are we so scared to be politically out there and they're afraid to lose friends, afraid to lose Facebook followers.
01:14:12.000I mean, it is pretty harrowing when my friends are in prison.
01:14:14.000And it's not just John and Max that are in prison.
01:14:17.000Jeff Young is in Rikers every weekend for the foreseeable future.
01:14:21.000And Trigger Tommy over in Chicago is facing five years for pulling out a knife fed when Antifa jumped him and stabbing two of them.
01:14:30.000So not to mention my children being attacked and my home being attacked and all that other shit, getting fired constantly.
01:14:37.000It's harrowing, but I think I remember a quote from some guy said, man should do everything he can to promote freedom short of ending his marriage, losing, going bankrupt, or ending up in prison.
01:14:49.000Now, sometimes I push those envelopes.
01:14:51.000You know, a lot of people we know are in prison.
01:14:53.000A lot of people, Roger Stone has gone bankrupt.
01:16:07.000I've talked to some long-term drunks who stuff like a t-shirt down the front of their pants when they go to bed.
01:16:14.000It's interesting that I've never done it when I've had any kind of precaution set up.
01:16:19.000But if you've been really hitting the liquor hard and you know what's going to happen, sleep in a leather chair or sleep on the floor, something that can be easily fixed.
01:16:29.000However, on my bed, I have this really thin, it doesn't feel like plastic, but it's like three sheets down and it's this sort of impermeable membrane that prevents anything from going into the tempurpedic.
01:16:44.000I even tried this thing where like I would I would get up in the night when I wasn't drunk and say, I have to pee.
01:17:18.000The door to your bedroom is locked until you can fill up the sensor, the door lock, with peat.
01:17:25.000And unless you fill it up with your P and it knows your P, it's almost like when you blow in a car to drive it when you get the DUI, you have to blow into the thing.
01:17:34.000That's ridiculous and would cost about $80,000 to invent.
01:17:48.000So to get into your own bedroom, you have to go peep, beep, boop, boop, beep, beep, beep, boop, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, boop, boop, boop.
01:17:54.000And a guy who pisses his bed is not going to remember 11 numbers.
01:18:05.000Oh, another tip, sir, if you're still listening, is I've been sort of telling myself you're not allowed to have makers, Mark, unless you've earned them, and the way you earn them is three beers.
01:18:15.000So you have a maker's, and then you have three beers.
01:18:18.000And while you're having those three beers, uh-oh, while you're having those three beers, the maker's has time to settle.
01:18:25.000Because the problem with hard liquor is it really sneaks up on you.
01:18:28.000So you have like four in an hour, and you go, wow, I'm not drunk.
01:18:31.000By the time you get home, you're like, whoa.
01:18:53.000But I'm the Hispanic from Los Angeles, and the media out here makes it seem like blacks and Hispanics are real united.
01:19:03.000I had an idea for free speech TV for you to get just a regular guy, or it could be a former gang member, black and Hispanic from LA, and with security.
01:19:17.000And then some pretty calm guys, I guess, reformed or whatever.
01:19:21.000And to expose that, because on the media, it makes it seem like we're all united and there's a lot of racism that happens between the two groups.
01:19:30.000Well, I heard on Cinco de Mayo in schools that are about the same population of black and Hispanic, black kids don't even go that day because there's going to be major brawls if the Hispanics feel slightly disrespected.
01:19:45.000Yeah, I went to school out there in the Compton area.
01:19:48.000I don't know if you're familiar with Cinco de Mayo.
01:20:09.000And Hispanics are cleaning out entire parts of South Central with Molotov cocktails and murder because they don't want blacks in those neighborhoods.
01:20:19.000Yeah, they tag Hispanic gangs tag on the wall, NK, and that doesn't stand for Nubian Kings.
01:21:48.000And nobody ever talks about it either.
01:21:50.000You know, so I just thought if you free speech TV, if you get two regular guys on there from out here, I'm pretty sure they'll tell the truth about it.
01:21:58.000And it's not anywhere, it's not the white man's fault at all.
01:22:01.000You know, like there's no white people out here in L.A. Right, right.
01:22:31.000The word that I can't stand is the word proverbial.
01:22:35.000Anytime that there's a use for the word proverbial, it's already implied.
01:22:40.000Whenever somebody says, oh, yeah, well, they're talking about the proverbial mother, you know, when they make a yo mama joke, that sounds very similar to ending that with going by going, if you will, or so I'm saying.
01:24:13.000Okay, Devin, talking about episode 77.
01:24:19.000Hey, so at the end of episode 77, when we showed the two store clerks shooting it out with a robber, I just thought that's a Perfect example of people that complain: you didn't have to shoot that guy, or you didn't have to shoot that guy that many times.
01:24:38.000The fact that he comes back in the store after he's already been shot, and the fact that he's been shot and he just keeps coming, you really don't know what it's like to be in that situation.
01:24:51.000And you don't know how many times it takes getting shot with a small caliber handgun before you actually go down.
01:24:59.000I just thought it was a good example of, you know, people have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to.
01:25:04.000Right, unless you get him in the heart or in the brain, which is not easy to do.
01:25:09.000And if they're little 22 bullets, I was told never to shoot a bear with a handgun that has 22 bullets in it because it just makes them mad.
01:25:20.000Well, I mean, even in assault rifle rounds, people really shouldn't use for deer hunting, you know, like unless it's pretty close because the size of the round really matters a lot.
01:25:34.000And a guy can get shot with a 38 or a 380 or a 9mm or 22mm several times before he goes down.
01:25:42.000And speaking of women driving, why do you have in what appears to be a bad neighborhood two women running the store?