Devin McInnis is a comedian, writer, podcaster, and podcaster from New York City. He's also the host of the podcast Get Off My Lawn, and hosts a podcast called The End Is Nigh. In this episode, Devin talks about the impending end of the internet, and how we should prepare for it.
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00:02:30.000On December 10th, the YouTubes begin the great purge of all the right and the wrong dominates the cybersphere.
00:02:44.000We will be banished to the tundra, forced underground, like the little hamster mammals after dinosaurs who burrowed and furrowed and ate, I guess, little dirt beans for millennia until they were able to emerge again, perhaps after the great leader's second term and could breathe again.
00:03:12.000But I'm warning you right before the purge that we will be sent underground beneath the snow.
00:03:31.000Why will the right be sent to darkness?
00:03:36.000Because very recently, after being banished to only the computer medias, we still maintained influence using the truth, using free speech, open forums, using discussions, using our memes.
00:12:05.000So in an interview with Toronto radio station News Talk 1010, Cherry said he could have stayed on, but he won't take back his comments about New Canadians.
00:13:17.000I think it struck a nerve because I'm told he's a Canadian icon and he's a symbol of the great sport of hockey, which is the sport that unites us across this country.
00:13:27.000And that narrative is the one that strikes a nerve with me because I don't.
00:14:24.000And maybe it's because of where I grew up, but there's a, and going to a couple different universities, there's a certain type of person in my mind, in my experience, who does.
00:14:32.000And they all tended to be white boys who weren't.
00:14:37.000She grew up in Canada, and she noticed there was a certain type of boy, a white boy.
00:15:32.000I hadn't watched this that closely before.
00:15:35.000Yes, hockey equipment's expensive, but hockey is so ingrained in Canadian culture that there's swap meets and there's a million ways to get it for cheap.
00:16:33.000Hockey fans are a bunch of white boys who haven't traveled, and they should have used that money that their parents spent on their equipment to go and see the world.
00:16:42.000That's why she went on her little Europe trip so she could brag about Vienna.
00:16:49.000Never got the Vienna sausage, and now she's mad.
00:16:52.000Don Cherry is the walking and talking representative of that type.
00:16:56.000And he's a type of person that now people want to like, and I know he's done some good things, but at the same time, when someone good is also able to make fun of people who believe in climate science, who's also able to be like, he's able to make fun of people that believe in climate science.
00:17:16.000You shouldn't be able to make fun of them.
00:17:23.000Please sign up for free speech.tv because we are going underground like those little mammals after the ice age who are the reason we're here.
00:21:54.000Now, Archie Bunker was a show from the 70s, I believe, that was created in reaction to what Norman Lear saw was an impending right-wing movement that sought to recreate Nazi Germany.
00:22:08.000There was a radio announcer that he heard at the time, I believe it was popular in New York, who was anti-Semitic, anti-immigration, very right-wing.
00:22:16.000I actually think, was that the guy who was shot?
00:22:42.000So anyway, you could say Archie Bunker was born when Norman Lear first heard that radio show, that offensive radio show, or maybe he was born like in the second season.
00:22:55.000Because in the first season, Norman Lear said, I'm going to make this guy evil.
00:26:58.000There's the N-word in the post below because you have such a low IQ and you're so myopic when it comes to yourself that you go, oh, picture of me, put it up.
00:33:55.000When he was tearing up there, I thought, I don't want you to cry because I don't like when men cry, especially on TV, but it's good for the brand.
00:35:37.000But previously, there was a video that was up on GQ for 100 years, and it was all about Stone's rules for style.
00:35:45.000And it was Roger Stone talking about what tie to wear, with what pocket square, and when you wear a tan suit, and when it's too cold for, too late in the season for a tan suit.
00:38:36.000Also, recently I've been wanting to find a tactical combat course for civilians, and I wondered if you knew of any with a good rep. You know, and I'll send that guy a message on that as well.
00:42:06.000When he was talking about, I think in his third episode, he mentioned that the Russians had these opiates, these non-labeled or non-brand opiates that they would just have access to.
00:42:17.000And they're just, just take them and then use it.
00:42:19.000So was the state administering them or were they stealing them?
00:42:22.000No, it was just kind of not spoken about.
00:42:24.000Like you said, Just like the heroin addicts in Vietnam.
00:49:51.000But Ryan claims there's a problem with this investment.
00:49:54.000Wait, let me finish it before you poo-poo it.
00:49:57.000So there's a Gangs of New York tour on your phone.
00:50:00.000And you look at a topographical map, and you can see like where the Know-Nothings were, where the Bowery boys were, what the various TERFs were.
00:50:10.000And then you can go to the spot where this guy died or this battle was.
00:50:13.000And then there's a separate one for jazz.
00:50:16.000And you have a topographical map, and it shows you where Louis Armstrong got in a fistfight with Clarence Clements.
00:50:23.000I don't know anything about jazz, nor should anyone.
00:50:26.000And all the photography, whatever you want.
00:50:29.000There's different apps for different things.
00:52:10.000But since that episode aired, I have invented something.
00:52:13.000So I walk around with my son on my back sometimes, my youngest boy, and I just carry his feet.
00:52:18.000And, you know, I was thinking at places like Disneyland where you don't want a stroller and stuff, it'd be cool if you just had a very sturdy belt, not a normal belt.
00:52:29.000Although there could be a version that attaches to your normal belt.
00:52:34.000Then you can just put them in your backpack.
00:54:53.000And the cheap one I'm talking about is just your belt with two little things on that could just be flopping around like the Orthodox Jews with those little strings that hang down.
00:59:01.000Oh, something I want to say about that previous clip, Slingshot.
00:59:04.000So I said, you heard me quipping that we'll use this video to summarize the two races forever, right?
00:59:12.000And then I thought, that joke maybe wasn't obvious enough.
00:59:15.000And in this world of thought policing, you have to overstate all your satire.
00:59:20.000So I said anecdotal evidence just to make it clear.
00:59:23.000And I guarantee you that someone will say, or someone could easily say, McInnes declares a video of a black man fainting summarizes the black race.
00:59:35.000And that's the kind of language that was in Max and John's transcripts in the trial, where they'll say this horribly outrageous thing, and you'll go, no, no, no, that was a joke that was lampooning racism.
00:59:47.000Like, obviously, that clip about the slingshot is mocking the concept that you take two people and summarize two entire races from that thing.
00:59:56.000But the way they operate now is they're willfully ignorant.
00:59:59.000They're purposely blind to jokes in order to further their shit.
01:00:05.000You look like you have the wrong timing on this.
01:00:16.000Okay, but wait, wait, before we show that.
01:00:19.000Imagine if you just say, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was being racist.
01:00:22.000So long story short, before I started the Prowboys, the comedian Dante Nero and I had a competition to see who could not beat off for the longest.
01:00:32.000And we first said 10 days, then we said 30.
01:00:34.000And then we went through this crazy shit where we were singing in the shower, dancing in the streets.
01:00:39.000We had a different attitude to people.
01:00:57.000Beating off is bad for you and porn is bad for you.
01:01:00.000And then I discovered the documentary, Your Brain on Porn, and the whole no-fap movement that had long been established.
01:01:07.000And then I learned about how erectile dysfunction in young men has increased like a thousand percent since pornography became normalized and all the terrible things that porn has done to our culture.
01:01:18.000But the Daily Show learned that Nazis also felt this way.
01:01:22.000So if Hitler used toilet paper and you used toilet paper, then you're a Nazi.
01:01:27.000And in this Daily Show segment, they said that the alt-right, which they're throwing me into, even though the alt-right wants to kill me, is forcing men not to masturbate in order to control them.
01:01:43.000Because if you can make a man not masturbate, you can make him do anything.
01:01:49.000Doctor is clearly against masturbation.
01:01:52.000I can see you thinking that anti-masturbation laws are draconian if someone chopped your hand off for beating off.
01:02:01.000Can we hear the background of this, please?
01:02:03.000Did someone get mad that you touched yourself too much?
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01:05:30.000Again, we want it to be like the 70s where you could die if you went outside.
01:05:35.000I want lead paint toys, MSG Chinese food.
01:05:38.000My friends had go-karts when I was a kid.
01:05:40.000My parents were Scottish and way too cheap, but it wasn't unusual just to see an 11-year-old kid go, meow with like a lawnmower engine and some steel frame that his welder friend had made and a wheel that goes flying off.
01:05:55.000And then he'd go wipe out no helmet for miles.
01:05:58.000Remember how many, well, you're too young, but when I was a kid, everyone had a cast.
01:06:02.000If you hadn't had a cast in your life.
01:09:04.000What these people do when they talk about the boogeyman of the alt-right is they make it appealing.
01:09:10.000And when you say half of the country is racist, Donald Trump is a white nationalist, when they keep repeating again and again, it has the reverse effect.
01:09:18.000And people go, oh, I thought white nationalists were dicks.
01:14:11.000Ladies, if you're going to go up against something as big as Islam, you better have some pretty big cohonets and almost be a little fucked in the head.
01:14:19.000Like Milo and I are fucked in the head.
01:15:41.000Last week it got worse since you were stopped in Yipburg by two Moroccans in a car who said that we're going to cut your throat slowly soon.
01:15:53.000And we'll let you bleed to death because you continue to fight Islam.
01:19:53.000But it was like, you know, you're whatever it was, 20 years old, living with a bunch of lesbian, anarchists, feminists, roommates, and I had it there, and I was just like, whatever.
01:20:39.000After 10 pages, you get into the beat, and then you get into the groove.
01:20:45.000But Dr. John, so he's talking about a story in this book where I was with one of my employees as a tree planter was a genius who taught at MIT but had lost his mind.
01:20:58.000And his mind had fractured into himself, Dr. John, Snuggles the dog, and the Nietzschean Ãœbermensch.
01:21:06.000And the Ãœbermensch and Snuggles would have these huge fights where the Ubermensch would yell, you are a bear and you eat in the garbage.
01:21:14.000And Snuggles would say, no, no, please, please.
01:21:17.000And the Ubermensch would murder him, I guess, a lot.
01:21:20.000And people often ask me, what happened to Dr. John?
01:21:23.000I was told that John is a homeless man in Toronto now, freezing his ass off.
01:21:29.000His family have tried again and again, kidnapping him, making him take his drugs.
01:21:34.000When he takes his schizophrenia drugs, he's normal.
01:21:37.000But what I hear from these drugs is it's sort of like anvils for shoes, and you're just sort of slogging along.
01:21:44.000But when you embrace the craziness, you're alive again.
01:25:36.000And yes, I'm aware the commissary gets stolen.
01:25:38.000And the way the phones work in upstate New York prisons is you pay for an account with the phone company, and then when they call, it comes out of your account.
01:25:50.000So I put 50 bucks into my personal phone number, and now when they call me, it comes out of that 50 bucks.
01:30:02.000I am dating a new girl that I'm quite interested in and been holding my farts in around her.
01:30:12.000And I'm at the point right now where I'm having to go into the kitchen and start washing dishes and just make loud noises so that way I can fucking fart and shit.
01:30:24.000Why don't you just go to the bathroom?
01:30:25.000Is it true that you really have not farted around your wife?
01:30:30.000I'm really trying to court my gal for as long as I can, which would be as long as possible because the goal is to marry and make babies.
01:30:40.000So do I have to really hold my farts in?
01:30:43.000Well, you don't have to hold your farts.
01:30:57.000Now, of course, there's times where I think I'm safe, and I let one go in the kitchen, and then she walks into the kitchen and goes, oh, Jesus.
01:31:30.000If she's asleep or falling asleep and you figure you can get one out, and usually the ones at the end of the night aren't that bad, open up your anal lips like this and just blow it out so she doesn't hear it.
01:31:47.000And it might smell, but it won't smell bad enough to wake her up.
01:31:50.000But yes, I was not lying when I said you should never fart around your significant other.
01:34:29.000But it's the reaction I get from regular people in the buildings, you know, white, upper class.
01:34:37.000And they just, just the vibe that I get from them, it's despicable because they look at me like, you know, I'm some fucking lower class, some bullshit.
01:34:48.000But here I am probably, you know, installing their entire fucking building.
01:34:58.000And as far as what you're contributing to society, if you can't turn on the air conditioner in July, you don't have an office and nothing is being produced.
01:35:07.000You're crucial to the economy's survival.
01:35:14.000They're dealing with the complaint where someone said shit fart at a meeting and they're wondering if that is grounds for some sort of a pink ticket.
01:35:22.000Like they're not actually creating anything.
01:35:24.000If they didn't come to work that day, for many of them, the world would be better off.
01:35:29.000They're not helping society and yet they have that shitty attitude.
01:35:32.000And you know where else I see that shitty attitude?
01:35:34.000When you see liberals like Will Summer, when we were checking into this courtroom in D.C. with Roger Stone, I mentioned this earlier.
01:35:42.000The black dudes who check your keys and take you through security, we'd obviously joke with them.
01:37:40.000Yeah, the other day I was sitting around and I was trying to think, everybody has a word, you know, the N-word with black folks, F-word, I'm being nice with gay folks.
01:38:04.000The way you can gauge the word, the word's offensiveness, is the way it's said.
01:38:09.000Like people don't say, and I'm about to say a bad word, people don't say, yeah, well, I was on the boat Thursday, there's about four niggers there, there was two white people, and there was a, like, when people say it, it's they're screaming at Popeyes, like, yeah, you would do that, you fucking.
01:42:29.000I think that Charlottesville was a false flag, whatever the fuck that means.
01:42:35.000I think it was promoted by globalists to sink these people.
01:42:41.000Charlottesville was a trick to make these people die in the same sinking boat that these people are in.
01:42:49.000And I've got a lot of evidence for that, but none of it is enough to take to court.
01:42:53.000It's just, there's a preponderance of, what do you call it, circumstantial evidence?
01:43:00.000So as you can see here, I'm not that far from Nick.
01:43:04.000And I understand the hedonism thing, but as I said on the other show, the whole like, oh, we need more traditionalism and you guys are hedonists and everything.
01:43:21.000And then my other big problem with that group and then the anti-Semitism is it just anti-Semitism is a curse and it starts explaining everything in your life and it just gets so fucking tedious.
01:43:34.000I don't know if they, so I've been written, somebody, like a lot of people wrote to me about it, and apparently it's a little more nuanced and they don't really talk about it all that.
01:43:42.000It doesn't consume them, but they're willing to talk about it.
01:43:44.000Nick was saying, please stop talking about it.
01:43:46.000We're getting known as the Israeli dudes.
01:44:34.000You know what the weird thing about that, too, is the reason why schism might be addressed by anybody is that I feel like the left, anything that the right does on any spectrum of the right is now, that's the whole thing.
01:44:46.000So if one person on the superfar right does something, that speaks for everybody on the right.
01:44:50.000But the left has the power, like they have the ability to exist in nuance with context and stuff.
01:44:56.000They can have forgiveness if one of theirs does something bad.
01:44:59.000We get no forgiveness when one of us does something weird or whatever.
01:45:09.000He said some pretty odious and unforgivable shit in the past.
01:45:13.000And you're allowed to in the world of free speech.
01:45:15.000But you can't also be surprised that you don't have mainstream acceptance when you, didn't he retweet a meme about how a cookie to be baked would take this much oven, and there's no way six million cookies could have enough ovens to be baked?
01:49:54.000Yeah, I just called a few weeks back talking about the black and Hispanic relations in L.A. And something that surprised me when this Mormon American family was killed in Mexico was on Facebook.
01:50:08.000And I was seeing a lot of posts and comments from, you know, my Hispanic friends that I grew up with.
01:50:14.000And it was the type of comments like, I stand with the cartel.
01:50:18.000You know, it's like a complete allegiance to a country they're not even from.
01:50:23.000And I think that could be, it's scary, you know, to think of that.
01:50:28.000You know, you have people that this country fed and their allegiances to the cartel.
01:50:33.000You know, I had one of my friends say, and I know he wasn't born here, and he had said, I don't want no foreigners in my country, even if they're trying to help me.
01:50:57.000Hey, person, if you're still listening, I saw you commented on the Instagram page and said, I'm the caller who talked about the black people and the Hispanics.
01:51:04.000Then there was a black guy who commented on that.
01:51:06.000I want to fly both of you to New York and sit you two down.
01:52:36.000I bet you that their parents, those Mexican parents, were much more patriotic and happy to hold the American flag than their own children are.
01:52:46.000Now, separately, what the fuck are those Mormons doing down there?
01:52:50.000Like I just saw in the paper today, some woman got killed in the Dominican Republic trying to help the poor and promote Christianity.
01:52:58.000Why don't you go to the south side of Chicago?
01:55:31.000Anyways, I woke up the next morning, and what was on my mind was When Antifa Comes Around, because I'd heard about your, you know, Maxwell Hare and John Kinsman and all that bullshit.
01:55:43.000So I thought, last couple of weeks or so put together, a little song called When Antifa Comes Around.
01:55:49.000Put it up on YouTube on Saturday last week.
01:55:52.000I just thought I'd throw it up there and say, hey, if you want to use it, use it.
01:55:56.000I mean, I'm not trying to get, you know, rich and famous.
01:57:25.000And the black teenagers were calling him the N-word, pushing around, shoving him because he had a MAGA hat on, and he got in a fight with them.
01:58:14.000And then some big billionaire Indian mogul comes in and has a reopening of the restaurant, which is the parents of Antifa.
01:58:26.000And then third, you show Jesse Peterson, the guy we just learned from The Daily Show, is a leader of the alt-right who is making kids stop masturbating.
01:59:04.000Yeah, what's that show that you guys showed a skit of?
01:59:07.000It was something about Wednesday, something about Sundays, where the guy and the girl are talking, and they're like, oh, yeah, a lot of retards are faggots, or a lot of faggots are retarded.
02:00:53.000So they use these numbers, they amplify them with every fear to play on people's emotions, lower your vibrational state, and then you're more susceptible to propaganda.
02:01:36.000No, this is Jeff not the University of Michigan.
02:01:39.000I had a question about pissing the bed.
02:01:43.000If you're with a woman within the first year, you piss your own bed with her in it twice, and you really care about the girl, even though you notice she's irrational.
02:01:57.000But if you really care about her, regardless of all that irrational bullshit she might have, if she stays with you after you piss in the bed twice, do you put a ring on it?
02:02:31.000But after 20 years, it gets to the point where, no, and I would like to announce on the show right now, I am permanently quitting not just Maker's Mark, but all hard liquor.
02:03:38.000Yeah, you're also producer shitty because you messed that comment up.
02:03:41.000But anyways, part of a requirement class, I'm a freshman at the University of Michigan, is a class called Reading the Quran.
02:03:50.000And we had a guest speaker from Oxford on Monday tell us that the oppression in the West of women is actually worse than the oppression of women in the Middle East.
02:04:03.000Furthermore, these professors are so insecure about attendance for their class that I lost an essay grade's worth of points on Wednesday for an engineering exam, to which the professor asked, why didn't I reschedule the exam?
02:04:25.000I caught everything, and that is fucking outrageous that they would lie like that and say that women in the West are treated worse.
02:04:32.000Although that's that, I have heard that argument.
02:04:34.000What the Islamists say is that we're putting them in a bag to maintain their chastity so we don't see them as sex objects.
02:04:41.000Okay, if that's true, why isn't it soft white cotton?
02:04:45.000Why is it black polyester in the Middle Eastern sun?
02:04:49.000But let me ask you, is it conceivable that there would be a class at your school called Understanding the Bible?
02:04:58.000I mean, maybe in the religious schools department, but not to the same rigor.
02:05:03.000And when I told him, because this guest speaker was, you know, one of these traditional Oxford gays, like he definitely spoke like one.
02:05:11.000I said that, well, you know, in the Middle East, they also throw gays off buildings.
02:05:14.000He goes, well, I've been to gay clubs in Jordan, and they don't do that.
02:05:17.000And I said, well, clearly I'm not talking about Jordan, dude.
02:05:20.000I'm talking about Iran, Iraq, Syria, those places.
02:05:24.000So if you've been to a place that doesn't throw gays off buildings and you're in the Middle East, then they don't throw gays off buildings in the Middle East.
02:07:08.000Hey, like you, my colon, my colin, my repton, anus, beehole, asshole is absolutely destroyed.
02:07:18.000So I wipe front to back, back to front, side to side, tucked it in, go in circles, use a wet towel, and eventually have to end up in the shower if I'm at home.
02:07:28.000I can't shit in public because it takes me an hour to wipe.
02:07:31.000Since you claim you like asses, yesterday you said you'd put your face on Gene Simmons' daughter's butt cheek.
02:07:37.000I'm just curious if you think girls also might have this problem like you and I do because nobody has a cleaner asshole than I do.
02:08:04.000So I have the exact same problems with you.
02:08:07.000If I'm wiping, first of all, I went to biffy.com, free sponsorship here, free plug, B-I-F-F-Y.com, and I have a Biffy in every room in my house.
02:08:20.000And so my morning shits, of which there's about three, and that's usually all there is.
02:08:24.000Sometimes it's like four or five if I'm hungover.
02:08:53.000So I'll fold it up and make a man pond and just wedge it in there and walk around with toilet paper in between my fucking butt cheeks, which I'll take out three hours later, and it'll have, it looked like a woman with brown lipstick was like, oh, dabbing it.
02:13:21.000I think we need to switch these calls.
02:13:25.000I was going to tell Gavin he should hook up like a catheter or something, but no problems in that regard.
02:13:34.000I have been arrested and, of course, you know, have had the occasional DUI.
02:13:40.000But as far as, yeah, my wife still loves me and everything's good in that respect.
02:13:46.000Is it possible that you could not drive?
02:13:48.000Like, do you have a bar within walking distance?
02:13:55.000I will occasionally walk to a bar, but it's like two miles away.
02:13:58.000So that's, you know, I'd rather drive.
02:14:00.000Okay, so the real problem here is not that you're an alcoholic, because I don't think I'd call someone an alcoholic if it doesn't affect their life and if they're still fully functional and not slurring and not sleeping on the couch and, you know, not waking up hungover.
02:14:14.000The problem is that these dumb laws with DOIs consider you a danger on the road.
02:14:21.000I would say that you could try sticking to beer or try Ubering or try getting a bicycle.
02:14:28.000I don't know where you live if it's too cold, but you definitely got to avoid drunk driving, especially if you already have one under your belt.
02:14:36.000So if you want to live in a world where you're not getting arrested for drunk driving, I would try Bud Lights.
02:14:41.000Otherwise, wait till you get home and just drink the vodka at home.
02:14:45.000It sounds like you got everything under control, my friend.
02:14:48.000Besides the DUIs, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
02:15:37.000There's also a million lies floating out there about how I'm a Nazi and I'm fucking calling Obama a monkey and trying to get people to kill each other.
02:15:47.000Sometimes I see it and go, I said choke a tranny?