Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #22

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00:00:27.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!

00:00:30.000 What are you doing?

00:00:40.000 What happened there, failure, McInnes?

00:00:42.000 Um... You're like me, but a failure.

00:00:43.000 I don't know why you do it so quick.

00:00:46.000 That doesn't matter!

00:00:47.000 I have to do... This is my new problem with millennials!

00:00:49.000 Here, watch what I do.

00:00:50.000 I'm gonna take the cam.

00:00:52.000 I'll do the intro.

00:00:54.000 I'll tech the whole intro.

00:00:55.000 This is my new problem with millennials.

00:00:56.000 They cannot take criticism, and that means they cannot take in new information.

00:01:01.000 So you'll say, hey, you're doing that wrong, and they'll go, I actually know a lot of people do it this way.

00:01:05.000 And you'll go, all right.

00:01:08.000 I'll go, you were what, like five seconds off on the stop of the music, and you go, yeah, well, you pushed it too fast.

00:01:13.000 You did?

00:01:14.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:01:15.000 I pushed it too fast.

00:01:16.000 It's not your fault.

00:01:17.000 I said give it a second right before we went live.

00:01:20.000 No, you mumbled something.

00:01:21.000 I couldn't even hear you.

00:01:23.000 You never press it that quick.

00:01:25.000 I don't know.

00:01:25.000 I press it that quick all the time.

00:01:27.000 Not true.

00:01:28.000 I press it that quick when it's your music because it sucks.

00:01:31.000 That is true.

00:01:32.000 Oh, okay.

00:01:35.000 And I press it when it's that our theme song that everyone's heard a million times and it's not relevant to the show.

00:01:42.000 But this is the thing.

00:01:43.000 I had a buddy a long time ago, Derek Beckles, and we were talking about

00:01:49.000 Bob Geldof from the Boomtown Rats, you know?

00:01:57.000 That was so good that I wouldn't be surprised if YouTube doxxed us a copyright from the Boomtown Rats, because the computers assumed that was the song.

00:02:06.000 Hey computers, that was me singing.

00:02:10.000 Oh, but nobody's gonna go to school today.

00:02:13.000 He's gonna make her stay at home, little girl.

00:02:17.000 Sweet sixteen.

00:02:18.000 Whoa, I can do an incredible- That's my new karaoke jam.

00:02:22.000 I Don't Like Mondays.

00:02:24.000 Do you know that song?

00:02:25.000 I was gonna look it up, but we cannot play it, huh?

00:02:27.000 Do you know- You don't know that song, though?

00:02:29.000 Mmm, not off- You know what?

00:02:30.000 No.

00:02:31.000 Big hit.

00:02:32.000 Big hit.

00:02:32.000 If I didn't know it by you singing it, I don't think I would know it by playing it.

00:02:35.000 I don't like Mondays, I wanna shoo.

00:02:42.000 That's, uh, it was a song about a mass school shooting.

00:02:45.000 Sheesh.

00:02:47.000 Believe it or not, they have been happening since before this year.

00:02:51.000 This was back in the 80s.

00:02:52.000 And when they asked her why she did it, she just went, I don't like Mondays.

00:02:58.000 Pretty, if you're, pretty stylish way to end a school shooting.

00:03:03.000 Um, anyway, I was saying, why, uh,

00:03:07.000 Why does he have so much money?

00:03:09.000 The Boomtown Rats really just had that as their one hit.

00:03:12.000 And that, I heard from Sting, a big hit like Every Breath You Take, lands you about $700,000 a year.

00:03:20.000 So he's making $700,000.

00:03:20.000 He seems like he's doing better than that, though.

00:03:24.000 And my buddy goes, oh, it's because he's a sir.

00:03:29.000 You know, like Sir Elton John, Sir Paul McCartney, all the sirs, they get money from the monarchy.

00:03:33.000 I thought, hmm, that doesn't sound right.

00:03:37.000 But let's look it up.

00:03:38.000 I'm curious.

00:03:39.000 So we look it up and it turns out that Bob Geldof got involved in sort of reality TV and new media way back in the 80s, early 90s.

00:03:49.000 So he pioneered basically the MTV real world type crap.

00:03:55.000 That's why he has money.

00:03:56.000 And then my buddy goes, uh, no, I, I still think that, uh, that it's cause he's a sir.

00:04:04.000 And I go, we just looked it up.

00:04:06.000 We just discovered the answer here, right now, live.

00:04:10.000 And I realized, that's why you can't get smarter.

00:04:13.000 Because you're not a sponge, you're a stone.

00:04:16.000 And when the facts hit you, they bounce off.

00:04:18.000 Ryan's the same way.

00:04:19.000 Millennials are the same way.

00:04:20.000 Like Steve at Compound.

00:04:22.000 I just texted him, and I was listening to Milo's show, and I go, I can hear the clothes rustling on the mic.

00:04:28.000 And he goes, yeah, that's because his card was hitting it, and his hand was hitting it.

00:04:33.000 There's nothing I can do about that.

00:04:35.000 Ergo, I have nothing to learn from this situation.

00:04:38.000 There's nowhere to grow.

00:04:40.000 Nowhere to go but down.

00:04:41.000 I don't agree with his, the way he ended it with, there's nothing I can do about that, but we did an extensive mic thing and he didn't... Okay, but when the show's going, you listen to it and you go...

00:04:51.000 I can hear... He doesn't want a show interrupted with stuff.

00:04:54.000 He wants to show... I'm telling you as the boss, he's getting the show interrupted with stuff.

00:04:58.000 Okay.

00:04:59.000 If there's mic noise, then the show doesn't fucking exist.

00:05:03.000 Yeah, so what he did was, he has a backup plan.

00:05:05.000 He put a room mic in there.

00:05:07.000 Yes.

00:05:07.000 Which picks up and then he switches it off.

00:05:08.000 And it sounds very good.

00:05:09.000 It sounds fine.

00:05:10.000 Yeah.

00:05:11.000 But that's not my point.

00:05:12.000 But it took a second.

00:05:12.000 My point is the attitude of this like, nah, nothing I can do about it.

00:05:15.000 Like Paul!

00:05:17.000 He goes and he shoots a thing in New York that was great.

00:05:21.000 I wish we could have used it.

00:05:22.000 He went up to people in New York City and he had to ask them about aliens.

00:05:26.000 And he said, look, I got to shoot this thing for, I forget what network he said, but it's about, there's apparently an alien sighting here and I can't find anyone who saw it.

00:05:39.000 And I'd lose my job if you don't say that you saw something.

00:05:43.000 So could you just say that you saw some,

00:05:46.000 Aliens?

00:05:47.000 So he got all these people to lie.

00:05:49.000 Young Puerto Rican kids, old white dudes, tourists, people in fat, like everyone from any demographic on the entire economic spectrum all going, yeah it was crazy man, had lights on and shit.

00:06:02.000 And so I go, this is awesome, let me listen.

00:06:04.000 And it's like, and I go, Paul, this is unusable.

00:06:11.000 You couldn't even get a directional mic aimed at them or hold a microphone to them?

00:06:15.000 I got mics.

00:06:17.000 I'll give you a mic.

00:06:18.000 And he goes, no, there's nothing you can do about that, actually.

00:06:21.000 New York City.

00:06:22.000 New York City is loud.

00:06:25.000 Oh, well.

00:06:27.000 There's no such thing as a recording outside in New York.

00:06:30.000 I didn't do 10 million men on the streets for CRTV.

00:06:34.000 See, so Paul will never get better because he can't accept criticism.

00:06:40.000 Speaking of which, I highly recommend, and you gotta timestamp these, Ryan, for the sponsors.

00:06:45.000 Oh, okay.

00:06:45.000 Did I not tell you that earlier?

00:06:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:48.000 But had you forgotten?

00:06:49.000 Nope.

00:06:49.000 Okay.

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00:07:10.000 Everyone uses it at my gym for emollients.

00:07:14.000 Why don't we try some right now?

00:07:15.000 Have you got the gummies?

00:07:17.000 No, we got the pens, and then we got the tincture, which I use.

00:07:21.000 A lot.

00:07:23.000 Tincture.

00:07:24.000 I don't want to take it now if I'm gonna be tired.

00:07:26.000 No, it doesn't make you tired.

00:07:27.000 We don't have any gummies?

00:07:28.000 Mm-mm.

00:07:29.000 What, you just pop it in your mouth right now?

00:07:31.000 You gotta hold it under your tongue for about a minute.

00:07:33.000 And then what happens?

00:07:34.000 You swallow it.

00:07:35.000 Let me try it now.

00:07:38.000 Does it taste bad?

00:07:41.000 I've had the, uh, the, uh, ointment before.

00:07:45.000 And I had it to myself, I can't swallow.

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00:08:45.000 Let me wash down my CBD tincture.

00:08:48.000 Not a huge fan of the word tincture.

00:08:51.000 It's like the word thwart.

00:08:54.000 I saw some asshole use the word whom.

00:08:57.000 I think it was daily collar, maybe daily wire.

00:09:01.000 And the headline was, uh, Cuomo, uh, tells employers they can decide which pro-lifer, no, uh, can tell pro-lifers whom they can hire.

00:09:14.000 Let me just say something off the record here.

00:09:16.000 Whom is for assholes.

00:09:18.000 The word is dead.

00:09:20.000 Don't say the word whom anymore in any context.

00:09:23.000 There is no correct usage for whom.

00:09:26.000 It's for dishrags.

00:09:28.000 That's my other word for douchebags.

00:09:29.000 Don't try to make that racial.

00:09:33.000 It's like when people say atrocious.

00:09:36.000 Stop it, Joe Rogan.

00:09:38.000 Stop it, everyone I know.

00:09:40.000 You say that.

00:09:41.000 You know what else Ryan says?

00:09:43.000 Abominable.

00:09:44.000 Oh yeah, yeah, they played this guitar so it was abominable.

00:09:48.000 Don't use a word that isn't normal for your mouth.

00:09:51.000 It sounds like an affectation.

00:09:55.000 And the bigger picture here is, when someone says something, a criticism, anything, go, huh.

00:10:03.000 I read criticisms all day.

00:10:05.000 Some of them are valid, some of them are not.

00:10:06.000 You gotta let it go like water off a duck's back.

00:10:09.000 If it hurts your feelings, that's too bad.

00:10:11.000 But the only way you learn is to be a sponge and assume that everyone's criticism is valid.

00:10:18.000 Or else you're Ricky Gervais.

00:10:20.000 Can you find that?

00:10:21.000 In, uh, in the office when he's doing the training seminar, the UK one.

00:10:26.000 And, uh, he goes, there's been a rape.

00:10:30.000 And the guy says, what room was it in?

00:10:33.000 Room 363.

00:10:33.000 Do you remember that one?

00:10:36.000 Oh, we're using DuckDuckGo now.

00:10:38.000 It's real good.

00:10:39.000 Off of the Brave Browser.

00:10:40.000 Off the Brave Browser.

00:10:41.000 Thank you to the viewer... Just pause.

00:10:43.000 Thank you to the viewer who told us to switch from Chrome to Brave Browser by Brendan Eich.

00:10:50.000 That's his name, right?

00:10:51.000 I hope I'm not... The problem with those kind of names is you're saying some famous Nazi.

00:10:55.000 We thank you to Joseph Goebbels for that fantastic software you designed.

00:11:00.000 Goebbel.com.

00:11:02.000 Go to Goebbel.com right now for his new browser.

00:11:04.000 He's alive.

00:11:05.000 Yeah, Goebbel it.

00:11:07.000 Goblet.

00:11:08.000 Goblet.

00:11:11.000 So we tried that and you know Daily Mail is idiocracy levels of commercials.

00:11:15.000 You go to Chrome and you look at Daily Mail and it's almost like looking at something in a thunderstorm of banners.

00:11:21.000 But you go to Brave and you look at Daily Mail.

00:11:24.000 Go to Daily Mail on Brave right now.

00:11:26.000 You can show your screen.

00:11:27.000 Look how cool it is too.

00:11:28.000 It shows you how many ads it's blocked.

00:11:31.000 You and I should compete.

00:11:33.000 I'm at 350 by the way.

00:11:35.000 How many ads we can have blocked?

00:11:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:36.000 Let's do it.

00:11:38.000 So, I'm better than you.

00:11:40.000 As of right now.

00:11:42.000 You understand?

00:11:43.000 Right.

00:11:43.000 Not as far as mic control, though.

00:11:46.000 I'm at 452, dude.

00:11:48.000 That means I'm more curious than you.

00:11:50.000 And I'm on the internet more.

00:11:51.000 So, look up Daily Mail.

00:11:54.000 Okay, Daily Mail.

00:11:56.000 That was your original assignment.

00:11:58.000 There was something about... Oh, yeah.

00:11:59.000 You can import all of your stuff from Google.

00:12:02.000 So, it's really painless.

00:12:03.000 So, go to Daily Mail, please, sir.

00:12:06.000 It's a really painless switcheroo.

00:12:07.000 There, look at this.

00:12:08.000 Zero ads!

00:12:10.000 Block.

00:12:12.000 It's just a normal... It's like the storm is gone.

00:12:16.000 It's as friendly as a magazine now.

00:12:17.000 I know this is ancient news to most of you youngsters, but we've just discovered the magic.

00:12:22.000 I had the Brave thing when it came out, but I just didn't use it for whatever reason.

00:12:29.000 It takes a bit of discipline to switch browsers.

00:12:33.000 So yeah, find that Ricky Gervais thing.

00:12:34.000 We're probably not allowed to show that, but whatever.

00:12:37.000 By the way, folks!

00:12:38.000 December 10th is coming.

00:12:40.000 There is no way in Hades that this site, this YouTube page is going to survive the grand conservative purge of December 10th.

00:12:47.000 So please, steal all of my YouTube content.

00:12:51.000 Don't go to freespeech.tv and steal that content, or I'll catch ya.

00:12:55.000 Although, if it's a short clip, I don't really care.

00:12:57.000 I'm only gonna pursue anything over maybe 10 minutes.

00:13:02.000 But yeah, steal all of this YouTube content, including this.

00:13:06.000 Because our days are numbered.

00:13:07.000 The end is nigh.

00:13:13.000 I'd like to make a complaint, please.

00:13:14.000 I don't care.

00:13:16.000 Well, I am staying at the hotel.

00:13:18.000 I don't care.

00:13:18.000 It's not my shift.

00:13:20.000 Well, you're an ambassador for the hotel.

00:13:21.000 I don't care.

00:13:22.000 I think you'll care when I tell you what the complaint is.

00:13:24.000 I don't care!

00:13:24.000 I think there's been a rape up there!

00:13:28.000 That's not the one.

00:13:30.000 Really?

00:13:30.000 Yeah, but it's after that.

00:13:33.000 You're in the right embassy.

00:13:35.000 I got his attention.

00:13:36.000 Get their attention.

00:13:40.000 The other one, no, the one I was looking for was from that same episode where he goes, what room was it in?

00:13:45.000 And he said, the 363.

00:13:46.000 There is no 363.

00:13:48.000 Some complaints will be lies.

00:13:53.000 That should be a video clip for us.

00:13:56.000 By the way, for those of you who don't

00:14:00.000 Maybe I should play the hotel manager, cos I'm used to that.

00:14:04.000 I phased you.

00:14:05.000 But you have a go.

00:14:06.000 See if you can phase me, OK?

00:14:08.000 Yeah, right.

00:14:08.000 OK.

00:14:09.000 Erm... Hello.

00:14:12.000 I wish to make a complaint.

00:14:13.000 Not interested.

00:14:14.000 My room is an absolute disgrace.

00:14:16.000 The bathroom doesn't appear to have been cleaned.

00:14:18.000 What room are you in?

00:14:18.000 362.

00:14:19.000 There is no 362 in this hotel.

00:14:23.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:14:26.000 That's not how I remember it.

00:14:27.000 Why is there previews on that?

00:14:31.000 I've been saying that quote for years, and every time I say it, I go, some complaints will be lies.

00:14:36.000 We were talking about this earlier this week, how we misremember things.

00:14:40.000 Like, for example, every time we do Tony Soprano, we go, it's a very difficult situation.

00:14:45.000 He never said that.

00:14:46.000 Nope.

00:14:46.000 He said, it's a delicate situation.

00:14:50.000 Yeah, the tone he's spouting in my head is like, his lips are crumpled into a ball.

00:14:55.000 It's a very difficult situation!

00:14:57.000 Yeah, it's cartoonish.

00:14:58.000 And then you hear him, and he goes, he has a slight squeak to his voice.

00:15:01.000 Or, in Rushmore, when that kid is painting a jellyfish, and my wife and I always say, ah!

00:15:08.000 Because Bill Murray says, what is that?

00:15:09.000 And the little kid goes, ah!

00:15:12.000 It's a jellyfish!

00:15:14.000 And then you watch it and the kid goes, it's a jellyfish.

00:15:17.000 What?

00:15:18.000 That's not what I've been doing.

00:15:20.000 Somebody on Twitter found it for us.

00:15:23.000 It's a jellyfish!

00:15:27.000 It's close.

00:15:32.000 Let me hear you say it.

00:15:33.000 It's a delicate situation.

00:15:35.000 Why don't you explain to the folks at home and maybe cut to a wide.

00:15:40.000 Wide.

00:15:43.000 The difference between Tony Soprano in your mind and Tony Soprano on TV?

00:15:47.000 Well, Tony Soprano on TV is... Yeah, me and Carmelo, we went to this thing, and, uh... Turned out it was pretty good.

00:15:54.000 But when you do it, that's not fun.

00:15:56.000 You gotta go, oh, we get, we get, we get, we... You know, to get people's attention.

00:16:01.000 You gotta ham it up.

00:16:02.000 Why are you showing the back of your head to the camera?

00:16:05.000 Camera?

00:16:05.000 Yeah, the camera.

00:16:06.000 Oh.

00:16:06.000 I suppose I could turn around.

00:16:09.000 Well, what about your camera, your little side camera there?

00:16:11.000 It doesn't work anymore?

00:16:12.000 It's bupkis.

00:16:14.000 Once I get it to work, you won't be talking to me anymore.

00:16:16.000 Why?

00:16:17.000 Because that's usually how it goes.

00:16:18.000 It's just... Alright, there we go.

00:16:20.000 Hello!

00:16:22.000 We should mention that we have the cheapest studio in the world because I'm a cheap ass.

00:16:26.000 I want to see what's going on with this show, this network, the first year, and I want a buffer.

00:16:30.000 I am prepared to get sued.

00:16:32.000 I'm prepared to go to court.

00:16:34.000 I'm prepared to go to jail.

00:16:36.000 We can't be starting extravagant.

00:16:38.000 If you're opening up, you want to open a chain of muffin shops, you start with one muffin cart and you sell a few muffins and you see how that goes.

00:16:47.000 Do people like my muffins?

00:16:48.000 And then you expand.

00:16:50.000 So we have it.

00:16:51.000 How much was that camera?

00:16:52.000 Your personal webcam?

00:16:54.000 How much is your idiotic hair?

00:16:56.000 Free.

00:16:57.000 Look at yourself, Ryan.

00:16:59.000 I love it.

00:17:00.000 You look like a cartoon.

00:17:02.000 You look like a Cosby kid that never made it to the cartoon.

00:17:07.000 This rules.

00:17:07.000 But you can't see.

00:17:08.000 I can see just fine.

00:17:10.000 It's like sunglasses.

00:17:12.000 It's like a one-way mirror.

00:17:12.000 No, it's nothing like sunglasses.

00:17:14.000 Sunglasses are transparent.

00:17:15.000 Hair is opaque.

00:17:17.000 I can see you're fine.

00:17:19.000 Do you know how embarrassing you look?

00:17:20.000 Oh, I don't care what you guys have to look at.

00:17:23.000 I like it.

00:17:23.000 It feels good.

00:17:24.000 It feels like rock and roll.

00:17:26.000 Rock and roll?

00:17:28.000 You feel like rock and roll right now?

00:17:29.000 American rock and roll.

00:17:32.000 Can you imagine that?

00:17:33.000 I mean, I did stupid shit like that, but I think I was about 13.

00:17:36.000 That's not what that Street Magic video said.

00:17:41.000 I didn't have hair in my eyes!

00:17:43.000 No, you had it all sorts of ways.

00:17:45.000 You looked like Egon from Ghostbusters.

00:17:46.000 Yeah, I had longer hair, but it was still not in my face, like I'm from fucking Fraggle Rock.

00:17:52.000 Anyway, it's my perog.

00:17:55.000 My perogative.

00:17:56.000 Yeah, my point is, generally folks, that you have to be curious, you have to be open-minded, and we were living in a time, an epoch,

00:18:06.000 Where that is averted at all costs.

00:18:07.000 And Tucker Carlson blames social media.

00:18:10.000 And I think he's correct.

00:18:13.000 Because what do you do?

00:18:14.000 On Twitter, you block everyone who disagrees with you.

00:18:17.000 On Facebook, you do the same.

00:18:19.000 So you get more and more into this little bubble of Trump is getting impeached.

00:18:23.000 Actually, the impeachment is a good example of this phenomenon.

00:18:27.000 Everyone on the right goes, wow, that was a nothing burger.

00:18:29.000 You guys must be so embarrassed right now.

00:18:32.000 As Sebastian Maniscalco would say, aren't you embarrassed?

00:18:38.000 Conversely, the left is like, we nailed it.

00:18:42.000 That Sandaloso guy, whatever his name is, he threw Trump under the bus.

00:18:46.000 Trump's done.

00:18:47.000 Have fun in jail, pig.

00:18:49.000 You fucked yourself.

00:18:51.000 That's where we're at right now.

00:18:52.000 There's no debating back and forth.

00:18:54.000 And my site, freespeech.tv, is about the opposite.

00:18:58.000 It's about getting together, seeing what we have in common.

00:19:01.000 This weekend we got Michael Hemshermer.

00:19:07.000 Michael Shermer, the guy who founded Skeptic Magazine.

00:19:10.000 Very accomplished writer, teacher, professor, and atheist.

00:19:16.000 And then we have Dinesh D'Souza.

00:19:18.000 Basically the same, but believes in God.

00:19:23.000 You know, when I was hanging out with them, when I was mediating the debate, I couldn't help but feel like I was Rob Dreidick.

00:19:32.000 Oh, and they were big.

00:19:33.000 And they're big.

00:19:34.000 Rob Drydek wanted a black friend.

00:19:36.000 So he hired a black security guard and said, you're my best friend.

00:19:39.000 Here's some money.

00:19:41.000 And then he had a cool black friend.

00:19:43.000 And I was like, I hung out with two of the nation's top intellectuals and literally pushed myself into the middle of the picture, the video.

00:19:55.000 And they just stood there like the three top intellectuals in America, because I had paid them.

00:20:02.000 That's embarrassing.

00:20:03.000 Anyway, the real question is, and this disturbs me, I don't know if America wants the back and forth anymore.

00:20:08.000 I think they like polarization.

00:20:10.000 I remember I was with Ann Coulter at Keene's Steakhouse, and Lawrence O'Donnell was there.

00:20:15.000 And I think she knows Lawrence O'Donnell from college or something.

00:20:17.000 They go way back.

00:20:19.000 I believe he was a Harvard alumni, so I'm not sure how that works out, but anyway.

00:20:23.000 She says, you got to get me on your show.

00:20:26.000 And he goes, it doesn't pay.

00:20:28.000 The audience doesn't like it.

00:20:30.000 They want to see people they agree with.

00:20:32.000 What are you doing over there?

00:20:34.000 Listening to you.

00:20:36.000 They want to see people they agree with.

00:20:37.000 They don't like- Why are you adjusting your hair again?

00:20:39.000 It's my prerogative.

00:20:41.000 Do you know how insecure you look?

00:20:43.000 No, I'm loving it.

00:20:46.000 Can you help me out folks at home?

00:20:48.000 Show the camera your new hairdo.

00:20:50.000 After you did all that thing with the bangs, you've changed your mind.

00:20:53.000 It feels good to put it back like that.

00:20:55.000 Now my eyes are open.

00:20:58.000 Debatably.

00:21:00.000 You know what you act like?

00:21:01.000 You act like someone who did weird drugs and is in a holding cell at the local jail and doesn't really acknowledge that he's there.

00:21:10.000 And he's talking to the cops and asking them stupid questions and changing his hair.

00:21:14.000 And they're like, dude, you're in a holding cell.

00:21:17.000 Yeah, I do exist in some thick level of bliss, but I was just thinking about this, uh, walking to get food, that, uh, I used to be able to picture my thoughts, where they're going, in a train of thought, and it just, now there's just this kind of, like, wall I hit.

00:21:29.000 Like, I think it's Lyme disease.

00:21:31.000 It's got, I think it has to be.

00:21:32.000 There's a lot of cognitive issues when it comes to that, and, like... No, it's not.

00:21:36.000 No, well, I remember... It's your phone!

00:21:37.000 I remember how I was thinking before.

00:21:39.000 I know, and it's your phone!

00:21:40.000 Your phone is ruining your mind!

00:21:42.000 You don't know how often I'm on my phone.

00:21:44.000 I'm not on my phone.

00:21:45.000 You're constantly on your phone!

00:21:46.000 I know, I listen to podcasts and I play guitar.

00:21:48.000 That's on your phone!

00:21:49.000 That's on your phone!

00:21:50.000 Yeah, but not looking at the phone.

00:21:51.000 That doesn't matter!

00:21:52.000 You're constantly using your phone.

00:21:54.000 I listen to music.

00:21:54.000 And that prevents you from having your own original thoughts.

00:21:57.000 You, if you take a shit, you've got your podcast on, you have it when you're taking a shower, it's always, you're never not listening to something.

00:22:06.000 That's not good for your mind.

00:22:08.000 You need to be sitting like this.

00:22:09.000 And this is what we talked about earlier in the week, this study where they had a class called, uh,

00:22:15.000 Unplugging now or something and they told the kids they couldn't touch a phone for a week And they all they were all having panic attacks after the phones were taken away one of the kids was actually shaking and then a week later They go I feel refreshed, and then they said okay, you can have your phones back and the kids aren't It's not as addictive as heroin once you get past the initial thing you don't want it back But I think it's really bad for us, and I'm as guilty as anyone by the way I

00:22:43.000 That's the worst part.

00:22:44.000 I keep yelling at my kids to get off their phones and then I'm on them.

00:22:49.000 Alright, should we get down to the news?

00:22:52.000 Yes.

00:22:54.000 Jussie Smollett has decided that he was maliciously prosecuted.

00:22:59.000 He's speaking specifically of the fine that the Chicago Police Department has given him for, I think, $120,000.

00:23:06.000 He's paid $10,000 of that and he's like, that's enough.

00:23:11.000 I'm not paying anymore.

00:23:13.000 I saw a great meme where they said, Jussie Smollett goes, I was beaten up by MAGA guys.

00:23:19.000 And then the cat, you know the cat who's sitting behind the table, goes, no you weren't.

00:23:23.000 And then Jussie Smollett goes, you weren't there!

00:23:26.000 And the cat goes, neither were you!

00:23:30.000 You know Chadwick told me that that's a big gay spot for druggies?

00:23:34.000 Where you go and you blow an old rich dude and you get some meth or something?

00:23:39.000 That's what that area is known for.

00:23:40.000 It's not known for its Subway Deli.

00:23:43.000 Is Subway even open at that time of night?

00:23:45.000 He said it was 4 a.m.

00:23:46.000 Yeah, I doubt it.

00:23:48.000 They can't do a lot of business.

00:23:49.000 I don't think he's eating fresh.

00:23:51.000 Although I guess you get drunk and you want to have a sandwich.

00:23:55.000 So, Jussie Smollett has filed a counterclaim against the city of Chicago.

00:23:59.000 Several Chicago Police Department officers and brothers Abimbola Osundaro and Olabinjo Osundaro.

00:24:09.000 God, it must be hard living in Africa saying all these names to everyone.

00:24:13.000 You know, when I was a tree planter, we received an application from an African because we'd have a lot of these job programs where they'd come from another country and just work and go back.

00:24:22.000 And one of the guy's names was Bum Bum Booba.

00:24:26.000 His first name was Bum Bum.

00:24:30.000 He's lucky he didn't come here as a kindergartner.

00:24:33.000 His life would have been living hell.

00:24:36.000 Claiming that he was the victim of a malicious prosecution that caused him humiliation, mental anguish, and extreme emotional distress.

00:24:45.000 Do you have that link up?

00:24:46.000 1-1?

00:24:48.000 Uh, but, Juicy, you lied about being- you did a hate crime hoax.

00:24:53.000 Now you get to sue people?

00:24:56.000 You sent detectives all over the city trying to find the guys who had the balaclavas and the mag hats.

00:25:01.000 It was the worst hate crime hoax in the world, and the rope you had them by.

00:25:06.000 Was a clothing line.

00:25:08.000 That's not a noose rope.

00:25:10.000 It looked like a bolo tie around your neck that you kept on the whole time.

00:25:14.000 What an absolute fucking loser.

00:25:16.000 What did you stand to gain from that, by the way?

00:25:19.000 The guy had a career.

00:25:21.000 Things were going well.

00:25:22.000 I think he was on drugs.

00:25:22.000 That's my personal theory.

00:25:24.000 That he got high and he was maybe

00:25:29.000 And there was this old, white, rich man who was staying at his house.

00:25:33.000 Or maybe he was staying at that guy's house.

00:25:34.000 I'm making this all up.

00:25:35.000 This is all a theory.

00:25:37.000 And they were talking and they were doing coke or something and he said, I'm going to go get more.

00:25:41.000 And then the white guy was saying things like, you know, what you have had to go through as a gay black man, it must be so hard.

00:25:47.000 I don't even know if the white guy really believed what he was saying.

00:25:49.000 He was just trying to get in his pants.

00:25:51.000 And then Juicy was so high that he was like, I'm really enjoying this attention as the persecuted one.

00:25:58.000 And then when he went out to get the stuff, he goes,

00:26:00.000 Oh wait, no, that theory doesn't work because it was premeditated.

00:26:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:04.000 They had already got all this stuff.

00:26:06.000 He was doing what Charles Manson was trying to do.

00:26:09.000 What was that?

00:26:10.000 Kill Roland Swansky's pregnant wife?

00:26:12.000 No.

00:26:13.000 Ignite a race war.

00:26:15.000 He was trying to ignite a race war.

00:26:16.000 Yeah.

00:26:17.000 That doesn't sound very beneficial for anyone.

00:26:20.000 What I don't get about these globalists like Soros, who wants riots in the streets and to cripple the economy and burn America to the ground.

00:26:28.000 That's not good for someone with money.

00:26:30.000 I mean, you can't be an entrepreneur in Venezuela right now.

00:26:35.000 Why do you want America to become Venezuela?

00:26:37.000 I don't quite get the physics of it.

00:26:40.000 He took a lot of acid.

00:26:42.000 He took a lot of ass, more like.

00:26:48.000 I wanted to show you this clip it's going around one two and it's the head of some Chicago Republicans thing but it goes back to everything I've been saying about adrenaline control and how fighting solves everything and no I'm not advocating for violence but self-defense justified violence fighting back being a normal person like of course you don't go up to someone at McDonald's and punch them in the face but what if you're at McDonald's and some

00:27:16.000 Pregnant 17 year old girl is getting smashed in the face by her boyfriend.

00:27:20.000 What do you do?

00:27:22.000 That's really what's happening in America right now.

00:27:25.000 My old school ways, I'm an 80s guy, are you jump in, you get him off of her, you punch him in the face, you get him off, you make sure you can't hurt her anymore.

00:27:33.000 The new philosophy is call the police.

00:27:37.000 Oh the police, they'll be there.

00:27:39.000 They're magic.

00:27:40.000 Yeah, put a bat signal in the sky and say, super policeman, come here, appear here in it's going to take them five minutes.

00:27:47.000 Best case scenario.

00:27:48.000 Do you know how much damage he's going to do to a pregnant woman in five fucking minutes?

00:27:53.000 Believe me, boxing for a three minute round at my gym feels like 1 million years.

00:28:00.000 And that's with everyone playing by the rules.

00:28:04.000 So, the solution is, as far as I'm concerned, is to get involved.

00:28:09.000 If it's for the greater good, if you're protecting her, then get involved.

00:28:13.000 You should be used to conflict and you should be play fighting with your friends.

00:28:18.000 Violence shouldn't seem like this unfathomable subject.

00:28:22.000 And I know I'm on dangerous ground because two men are in prison right now for four years.

00:28:27.000 And the big gist of the trial was that I encouraged it by encouraging violence.

00:28:31.000 I'm not encouraging random violence, but I am saying the motto at my gym and every boxing gym across the country is fighting solves everything.

00:28:38.000 That came up in court too, by the way.

00:28:40.000 And it's a colloquialism.

00:28:41.000 Go look it up.

00:28:42.000 It's t-shirts.

00:28:42.000 It's everything.

00:28:43.000 It's a saying.

00:28:45.000 And what it means is stand up for yourself.

00:28:48.000 And that's logical.

00:28:50.000 Like...

00:28:52.000 Do you really think someone sits there and goes, hey, if you see a tranny in the street, just fucking go up and punch him in the face.

00:29:01.000 Or if you see like someone that's a liberal, just kick him in the head.

00:29:07.000 But people will take those clips where I say, for example, I did say choke a tranny once, but the reaction came from a video where these Antifa kids were horking in the face.

00:29:19.000 of Trump supporters big greener hanging off your mustache and then they'd go you can't hit me I'm a woman I identify as a woman don't hit a woman so the guys would just go police with phlegm hanging off their beards police like jizz police police in a huge mob the police can't even get to you dude so in that context I said choke a tranny

00:29:42.000 But I clearly didn't mean, walk down the street, you see one of those fuckers, fuckin' choke him.

00:29:48.000 Choke him out!

00:29:48.000 That's... true.

00:29:50.000 It's the same as the, uh, 10 things I hate about the Jews.

00:29:54.000 It didn't occur to you that that was satire?

00:29:57.000 That, uh, a Jew named Ezra Levant flies me to Israel, I do about 15 videos, and then I go, hey Ezra, I wanna do an anti-semitic one.

00:30:07.000 And Ezra goes, yeah, they're kinda getting on my nerves too.

00:30:09.000 Do it, dude.

00:30:11.000 What?

00:30:12.000 Who flies to Israel to do anti-semitic videos?

00:30:16.000 Do the math.

00:30:16.000 But they don't do the math because they want their narrative satiated.

00:30:26.000 So anyway, this new mentality of police, police, it's just like giving our autonomy to the state and it's saying I can't handle my business.

00:30:35.000 And I, they say it to my kids too.

00:30:37.000 I said to my, this is way back when they were in public school in Brooklyn.

00:30:40.000 And I said, uh, to, to my son, my middle son, I said, what would happen if your sister was getting beaten by someone in the school?

00:30:48.000 What are you supposed to do?

00:30:49.000 And he said, Oh, we're told not to do anything, but to go and get a teacher.

00:30:54.000 And I said, uh, no, that's a lie.

00:30:59.000 If someone is beating on your sister, jump on them.

00:31:02.000 Tackle them.

00:31:03.000 Get them off of your sister.

00:31:04.000 Don't start filling out paperwork.

00:31:07.000 My sister is having her face smashed against the pavement right now.

00:31:11.000 She's definitely going to lose her teeth.

00:31:12.000 But the real question is, will there be serious permanent damage?

00:31:17.000 And obviously, will she be disfigured?

00:31:21.000 This is her brother, and I'm feeling... No!

00:31:24.000 Police!

00:31:25.000 Police don't want that too.

00:31:26.000 That's not what they signed up for.

00:31:28.000 What was that thing we were looking at the other day?

00:31:30.000 Where someone wanted the cops because they lost something?

00:31:33.000 Oh yeah!

00:31:33.000 Someone stole a MAGA hat.

00:31:35.000 At a rally.

00:31:36.000 And they go, POLICE!

00:31:37.000 POLICE!

00:31:40.000 Take your hat back.

00:31:41.000 This is why you sign up for the police force?

00:31:42.000 I want to make sure people keep their hats.

00:31:45.000 We will walk your dog.

00:31:46.000 I'm a hat cop.

00:31:48.000 Hat cop!

00:31:49.000 If you lose your pen or your hat or you can't tie your shoes, we're there for you!

00:31:55.000 Anyway, it's a tricky subject because especially when half of the country is trying to make it sound like I want random violence on the streets I don't want random violence on the streets and actually this long intro to this clip Kind of helps and this is sort of this is turning into the theme of the whole show.

00:32:10.000 It's like handle your business DIY do-it-yourself Anyway, you'll see what I mean in this clip 1.2 million views turn it way up

00:32:23.000 He thinks that's brave, by the way.

00:32:39.000 Call the police.

00:32:40.000 And then he puts his hands in his pockets like, yep, I said it.

00:32:43.000 We're going to court.

00:32:45.000 Do you not have a sister in your house, by the way?

00:32:47.000 Now, obviously, I'm not saying punch her fucking out, dude.

00:32:52.000 The proper response for that is to laugh.

00:32:56.000 If some lunatic lesbian, or lug, sorry, she's a lug, lesbian until graduation, that skirt could be really cute in the right context.

00:33:08.000 Yeah, on a different human?

00:33:09.000 On a different human.

00:33:10.000 Actually, her body's fine.

00:33:12.000 Legs are a little chunky, but with like small socks and high heels and that dress and some mesh gloves.

00:33:19.000 When we say Make America Great Again, we don't mean 1842.

00:33:22.000 We mean 1982.

00:33:24.000 We mean the accelerator girls on ZZ Top videos.

00:33:27.000 We mean bobby socks, high heel shoes, mesh gloves, hairspray, mullets, wraparound sunglasses, jet skis, Reagan.

00:33:36.000 That's what we're going for.

00:33:37.000 Rock!

00:33:40.000 Rock rules.

00:33:41.000 Coke?

00:33:42.000 Yeah.

00:33:43.000 Speaking of Coke, you hear about Hunter Biden?

00:33:46.000 No.

00:33:48.000 He impregnated a woman while he was dating his dead brother's wife.

00:33:55.000 That's gotta be Coke, right?

00:33:57.000 Cocaine is a hell of a drug!

00:33:59.000 This is 2-1.

00:34:01.000 First of all, it's pretty insane to date your brother's widow.

00:34:07.000 Isn't that nuts?

00:34:09.000 Like say my whole family was dead and my brother was married and I found his wife attractive, but it would be in a very, I just do it in a very clinical way like that.

00:34:17.000 My brother's dating an attractive woman.

00:34:19.000 I would never have desires.

00:34:21.000 And then my brother dies and I'm just like making out with the mouth that used to kiss my brother.

00:34:30.000 Having sex with someone who my brother used to have sex with and then he's dead?

00:34:34.000 Maybe just sort of floating just above the bed going, uh, what the fuck are you doing?

00:34:38.000 Are you kidding me?

00:34:39.000 Are you fucking kidding me?

00:34:43.000 What was that dolomite thing?

00:34:45.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:34:47.000 Yeah.

00:34:52.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:34:54.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:34:56.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:34:58.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:34:59.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:35:02.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:35:04.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:35:06.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:35:07.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:35:09.000 That is very musical.

00:35:10.000 That sounds like an African dance song.

00:35:12.000 Bitch, are you for real?

00:35:14.000 Shoot the ball!

00:35:15.000 Shoot to kill?

00:35:17.000 Yeah, anyway, Hunter Biden, sorry, go back to that.

00:35:21.000 This is the guy, by the way, the whole impeachment thing was Trump called up Ukraine and allegedly said you should look into Joe Biden.

00:35:29.000 Now, that's horrible because Joe Biden is potentially his political opponent.

00:35:33.000 So what if Joe Biden was a pedophile, which he sure looks like with his...

00:35:38.000 Mmm.

00:35:39.000 Oh, God.

00:35:40.000 Your daughter smells so good.

00:35:43.000 Ah, gross.

00:35:44.000 This microphone reeks, by the way.

00:35:45.000 Ew, really?

00:35:46.000 I just inhaled, like, 700 hours of my own spit.

00:35:50.000 That's grody.

00:35:52.000 Um, but yeah, I don't care if he's your political opponent.

00:35:55.000 If he did a crime, then investigate him.

00:35:57.000 And he did do a crime.

00:35:59.000 He admitted it on tape, on video, on TV.

00:36:02.000 He said, yeah, we were going to give, uh, Ukraine 600 million.

00:36:06.000 And I said, drop this investigation.

00:36:08.000 And then I got on a plane and when the plane landed, the investigation was dropped.

00:36:15.000 Pretty cool, huh?

00:36:16.000 What do you think dudes?

00:36:17.000 Badass or badass?

00:36:21.000 He did that.

00:36:22.000 Yeah.

00:36:23.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:36:23.000 Braggadocio.

00:36:24.000 This is exactly what they're accusing Trump of.

00:36:29.000 Don't investigate me and the fact that I did a massive, was it a uranium deal?

00:36:34.000 Some massive deal through Ukraine where my son gets, I don't know, 400 grand a month or something?

00:36:39.000 Go to the Joe part where he incriminates.

00:36:41.000 Because he has this whole thing about when the plane landed.

00:36:44.000 Six hours later.

00:36:59.000 Right, I guess the 12th, 13th time to Kiev, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion dollar loan guarantee.

00:37:08.000 And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.

00:37:18.000 So they said, they were walking out to the press conference, and I said, we're not going to give you the billion dollars.

00:37:24.000 They said, you have no authority, you're not the president.

00:37:27.000 The president said, I said, call him.

00:37:30.000 I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting a billion dollars.

00:37:32.000 I said, you're not getting a billion.

00:37:34.000 I'm going to be leaving here, and I think it was, what, six hours?

00:37:36.000 I looked, I said, I'm leaving in six hours.

00:37:38.000 If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.

00:37:41.000 Oh, son of a bitch.

00:37:44.000 They fired him.

00:37:45.000 Quid pro quo.

00:37:47.000 We know what quid pro quo means, right?

00:37:49.000 If you do this, then you get this.

00:37:52.000 If you blow me, then you'll get a promotion.

00:37:54.000 That's quid pro quo, 50% of sexual harassment cases.

00:37:58.000 In this case, quid pro quo means, I will give you the charity money if you drop the investigation.

00:38:04.000 That's him doing it right there.

00:38:06.000 And to be honest, I don't got a big problem with it.

00:38:09.000 I do in the first example where bosses are encouraging fellatio, but in the second example, yeah.

00:38:17.000 Don't give another country a billion dollars without some caveats.

00:38:22.000 Or in my case, if I was president, I'd call them gaveats.

00:38:26.000 And I would say, I will give you a billion dollars, Ukraine, if you change the days of the week to Gavin-themed names.

00:38:33.000 Like, Monday is Gav Day, Tuesday is Gav Day, Wednesday would become Gav Day, Thursday... You got where it's going.

00:38:40.000 It would be confusing, but that's literally the price you pay.

00:38:43.000 Gavtober.

00:38:46.000 If I was a toad... Well, if I was a toad, and I showed up at your lake, would you kick me out or would you let me sit on your toad couch?

00:38:54.000 I love Dinesh D'Souza, I'm not disparaging him.

00:38:56.000 Me neither.

00:38:57.000 His accent sounds exactly like perfect English.

00:39:01.000 It doesn't sound like a normal English.

00:39:03.000 It's 4% Indian.

00:39:05.000 If I were to be a toad and you were, and you were not to be a toad, he sounds like you were designing a computer and the AI generated an English that was the best English on earth.

00:39:20.000 Yeah.

00:39:20.000 Hello.

00:39:21.000 I am speaking perfect English.

00:39:23.000 Not unlike a toad.

00:39:28.000 Wait, so go back to the all lives matter guy.

00:39:32.000 I can't believe a pussy like me who has never won I've won maybe two fights while sparring but 99% of the 99% of the fights I'm in at the gym I lose people still say good when I punch them in the face they also say breathe I've never I've never fought a guy at my gym where he's had said all right I can't do it anymore all right so this is how you be a man so sorry just pause

00:40:02.000 Uh, so a pussy like me, who can barely fight, who doesn't know how to change the oil, who's never really fixed a motorcycle, I can't do many of the basics, and I'm telling you how to be a man?

00:40:12.000 That should disturb you.

00:40:14.000 That's a major problem when I'm Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino.

00:40:18.000 Because I'm not, I'm a faggot.

00:40:20.000 I'm basically Jeremy Scott.

00:40:23.000 Sorry, YouTube, I meant that in a jokey way, don't kill my account right away.

00:40:27.000 Alright, so, first of all, your sign sucks.

00:40:31.000 All Lives Matter, you just wrote that.

00:40:33.000 He's the head of the College Republicans apparently at this Chicago school.

00:40:36.000 Have some foam core in your office.

00:40:40.000 Have some, what do you call that?

00:40:41.000 Is it foam core?

00:40:42.000 Yeah.

00:40:43.000 Have that sitting around.

00:40:44.000 Have some big markers.

00:40:45.000 I'll pay for it.

00:40:46.000 I'll pay for it.

00:40:47.000 All Lives Matter, you go out there, you hold it.

00:40:49.000 Ideally it's a wood sign.

00:40:51.000 That would have been much funnier.

00:40:52.000 And you could have held it so high she can't get to it.

00:40:55.000 Again, this woman is unhinged.

00:40:57.000 So you should

00:41:00.000 Use that to your advantage.

00:41:01.000 You know like jiu-jitsu?

00:41:02.000 Where someone comes at you and you roll with it?

00:41:05.000 He should use her lunacy to his advantage.

00:41:13.000 So she's mad.

00:41:13.000 His adrenaline's pumping.

00:41:15.000 But he's never experienced conflict.

00:41:16.000 Look how shocked he is.

00:41:18.000 And then this part.

00:41:18.000 What the hell?

00:41:20.000 I think this might be the first conflict he's ever experienced.

00:41:24.000 And then he thinks it's badass that he said call the police.

00:41:28.000 Meanwhile, she's freaking out because am I gonna get charged for hitting a man with a piece of paper?

00:41:34.000 He should be ashamed too, if that ever became a charge.

00:41:38.000 Like if you're a cop and you take in a perp for smoking pot, everyone at the station makes fun of you.

00:41:44.000 If you're a cop and you only ever get DUIs, they mock you at the force.

00:41:48.000 Okay, he's not so bad here.

00:41:51.000 But dude, you gotta develop a sense of humor when you're dealing with these unhinged lunatics.

00:41:54.000 Which reminds me of... Ann Coulter went to Berkeley to finally do her speech.

00:42:03.000 Young Americans for Freedom had her in 2017.

00:42:06.000 Then they booted her at the 11th hour.

00:42:09.000 I went there with her speech printed out.

00:42:11.000 It was very controversial, by the way.

00:42:13.000 It was way more right-wing than me.

00:42:15.000 It was all this...

00:42:16.000 Anti-immigration stuff, but like, close the borders?

00:42:20.000 100% no legal nothing?

00:42:22.000 No British people?

00:42:24.000 And she had me reading it.

00:42:26.000 So I read her speech in 2017, and now she's re-invited.

00:42:29.000 Young Americans for Freedom have nothing to do with it, but the way these babies behave.

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00:44:28.000 Wait, who's fighting Deontay Wilder this Saturday?

00:44:30.000 Luis Ortiz.

00:44:31.000 Luis Ortiz?

00:44:32.000 Luis Ortiz.

00:44:33.000 Is that the guy who had the sneakers bar on his Twitter page?

00:44:37.000 He was the guy who beat up that really sexy Amir Khan, whatever his name was.

00:44:43.000 I have no idea.

00:44:44.000 The British guy, he's really built, and Ortiz beat him up, and then Ortiz just has like, he's a big fat pig.

00:44:53.000 Who doesn't train that hard.

00:44:55.000 Oh.

00:44:55.000 And his Twitter page, the top banner is a Snickers bar.

00:44:59.000 Snickers wanted to endorse him, and he's like, man, I don't think so.

00:45:02.000 I don't know if that's him.

00:45:03.000 It looks like this Dominican guy.

00:45:05.000 Oh, really?

00:45:06.000 Shit, sorry.

00:45:07.000 Yeah, because that's Wilder O.T.

00:45:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:09.000 Maybe don't, just look up Boxer Snickers.

00:45:16.000 Boxer Snickers.

00:45:17.000 Hi, welcome back to Boxer Snickers, where we get stoned with the top boxers in the country and try to make them laugh.

00:45:24.000 Andy Ruiz, sorry, don't come to me for sports info, folks.

00:45:28.000 Andy Ruiz was the guy who knocked out that sexy Muslim from London, I think his name's Amir Khan, and he didn't, he's a fatso.

00:45:37.000 And everyone was joking, I think I'm done working on my core.

00:45:40.000 Because you build muscles here, so when you get nailed in the ribs it doesn't go like peanut brittle and ruin your... Having your ribs cracked is hell on earth.

00:45:50.000 Every sneeze, every laugh, even getting out of bed, all of those kill.

00:45:55.000 And when you feel a sneeze coming, it's like you're in prison and someone's coming at you with a shank.

00:46:00.000 You're just going, oh no, oh no, oh no!

00:46:03.000 Achoo!

00:46:07.000 Sometimes it's like you see stars from the sneeze.

00:46:10.000 It's so fucking painful.

00:46:12.000 It's actually made me a better boxer because I'm so petrified of having to fear sneezes for I'd say 40 days.

00:46:21.000 It's 40 days.

00:46:23.000 Anyway, we're running out of time here.

00:46:25.000 So let's look at the way these fucking losers protest Ann Coulter.

00:46:31.000 A thin woman, middle-aged woman, is coming to your school to say words and that makes you apoplectic.

00:46:43.000 Now I would understand if she was like a torture trainer and she brought in an illegal alien

00:46:51.000 And he was on a cart, and she was going to waterboard him to show people how to waterboard.

00:46:55.000 And this was a major problem.

00:46:56.000 They were waterboarding illegals all over the country.

00:46:59.000 I'd go, yeah, you should probably protest that.

00:47:01.000 That's not right.

00:47:02.000 That's dangerous.

00:47:04.000 She's teaching people how to torture.

00:47:07.000 But just coming up with ideas, this is how you react to ideas.

00:47:10.000 Let's hear some audio there.

00:47:11.000 Many police officers who've been keeping the protesters at bay, Ann Coulter just should be wrapping up her speech as we speak.

00:47:20.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:47:22.000 That you're that scared of words?

00:47:24.000 You hear that?

00:47:25.000 She's yelling, you are a racist!

00:47:31.000 You are a fucking Nazi!

00:47:37.000 Okay, so she hates racists.

00:47:38.000 So I assume she's heavily involved in the race wars in South Central where Mexican gangs are killing black people for no reason.

00:47:46.000 I assume she's heavily invested in the trouble with the Aryan Brotherhood and other white nationalist biker gangs.

00:47:53.000 She must be involved in the task force to report them, I guess?

00:47:57.000 What's that guy saying?

00:48:00.000 Wait a minute.

00:48:00.000 What?

00:48:00.000 He just said, she has a right to come here and speak, but that's as far as free speech goes.

00:48:05.000 He tries to kill immigrants?

00:48:05.000 I'm out.

00:48:06.000 Agreed.

00:48:06.000 The second she starts slitting throats, we're going to intervene.

00:48:08.000 Now if she were to step on a toad... I swear, if she kills any animal, even a toad,

00:48:30.000 Look at this!

00:48:32.000 Like, that should be the turnout for a rape.

00:48:40.000 Yeah.

00:48:40.000 If there's a child molester in prison, like the guy that judge let go after three months.

00:48:45.000 Yeah, wait, what?

00:48:46.000 At Epstein's trial, was there like a huge riot outside?

00:48:49.000 At Harvey Weinstein's trial?

00:48:51.000 What about the Muslim rape gangs?

00:48:53.000 In Britain, do they get this many people?

00:48:55.000 What's he saying?

00:48:59.000 Yeah, that's a great point, Ryan.

00:49:02.000 Pedophiles don't get this kind of turnout.

00:49:04.000 So, the modern left, especially young people, see pedophiles as less dangerous than someone with conservative views.

00:49:12.000 And again, read any of Anne's books.

00:49:14.000 She's not radical.

00:49:17.000 Everyone always says, you know what, Colter?

00:49:18.000 How much of what she does is just for shock value, and how much is real?

00:49:24.000 And I always say to that boring question, what sentence in what book do you have a problem with?

00:49:30.000 There's a little bit of a turnout.

00:49:32.000 Children of people, not pervs, property.

00:49:34.000 True.

00:49:35.000 Okay, but that's like a little organization.

00:49:37.000 What is this?

00:49:38.000 I don't know what that is.

00:49:38.000 That's good.

00:49:39.000 Good.

00:49:40.000 That wasn't there, I don't think.

00:49:41.000 Neither was that.

00:49:42.000 Whatever.

00:49:43.000 Justice for Liquid.

00:49:43.000 Yeah, no.

00:49:44.000 Show up to pedophiles.

00:49:45.000 That was Tommy Robinson's charge.

00:49:46.000 That's the closest.

00:49:47.000 Was showing up.

00:49:47.000 Tommy Robinson's charge was that.

00:49:49.000 Doing what they were doing.

00:49:50.000 It was going to a pedophile's trial and protesting.

00:49:53.000 Or even just saying, yo Roy, you got your prison bag?

00:49:56.000 Go to 1-4.

00:49:58.000 I saw this great sign on CNN.

00:50:02.000 They're protesting free speech.

00:50:05.000 Oh yeah, that was...

00:50:08.000 It might be in a different one.

00:50:09.000 This might be 15, actually.

00:50:10.000 14.

00:50:10.000 Okay, go back to 14.

00:50:12.000 That's relevant, too, though.

00:50:14.000 So I went and I did Anne's talk after she was banned, and then we're walking back and I'm going Uhuru right there in that picture.

00:50:22.000 I'm saying ooh of Uhuru, which is a joke where we make fun of that Ghazi Kadzo lunatic on YouTube.

00:50:29.000 That could be the end of Uhuru, too, to be fair.

00:50:31.000 Okay, it could be the ooh of the second Uhuru.

00:50:34.000 It's a joke we do from a viral video.

00:50:37.000 And the SPLC used that to talk about hate.

00:50:40.000 Fomenting hate in America.

00:50:42.000 And they always show that particular picture.

00:50:45.000 After I had done a banned speech.

00:50:47.000 How ironic is that?

00:50:50.000 Anyway, go to 1-5.

00:50:50.000 Because the sign they're holding up... Silence is siding with the oppressor.

00:50:59.000 Get it?

00:51:01.000 They're against free speech.

00:51:03.000 They don't, and they don't know how to spell oppressor, by the way.

00:51:05.000 You got two Ps there, Mr. PP.

00:51:08.000 Uh, they don't want Anne to talk under the guise of silence being bad.

00:51:15.000 What?

00:51:19.000 They're anti-silence as they want to prevent people from hearing Anne's speech.

00:51:25.000 No, I'm not exaggerating.

00:51:26.000 No, that's not a kooky twist.

00:51:33.000 And they kept saying, go home.

00:51:35.000 That was a biggie.

00:51:36.000 Go home!

00:51:38.000 Go home!

00:51:39.000 Go home!

00:51:39.000 I don't want to go home.

00:51:40.000 They want everyone to be in their homes.

00:51:42.000 Like you do when there's a major storm coming or a lunatic roaming the streets.

00:51:48.000 Like they have curfews in Jamaica and Soviet Russia.

00:51:53.000 Look, that guy's trying to get in.

00:51:55.000 And then he keeps, there's that 14-year-old girl, that little tiny girl, she's probably not 14, but she looks like a 14-year-old girl, and she's screaming at him for hurting her while she gets in his path!

00:52:06.000 It's the same as the Silence song!

00:52:09.000 He's not allowed to go listen.

00:52:11.000 Alright, we're running out of time.

00:52:13.000 Let's, uh, I know subscribers hate this, so I'm not gonna sit and replay major parts of the week, but I, forgive me if I want to show the people who don't pay for this show just a couple highlights.

00:52:25.000 And I'll talk through them, so we're not gonna like peace out and show you shit you've already seen.

00:52:29.000 But yesterday's show, we showcased this bizarre video that encouraging children to touch themselves under the auspices of like being open about your sexuality, but it was a children's video and it seemed to be about masturbation?

00:52:46.000 I'm not even sure we can show this on YouTube.

00:52:47.000 I bet my YouTube will get penalized from this, which I believe I got off YouTube.

00:52:53.000 But what does she say?

00:52:56.000 I just wanna play by myself now.

00:52:59.000 She just wanna play by herself now!

00:53:01.000 Who's this for?

00:53:02.000 I respect that!

00:53:05.000 That's right!

00:53:07.000 Who doesn't respect... Okay, that black guy is a vagina, and then she, the two girls want to see where they came from, so they go between his legs into a fourth dimension that is the beauty of a vagina, which is kind of what the conservative right is saying.

00:53:21.000 That, you know, Ann Coulter said this herself, said women are celestial, meaning they're magic, meaning they can create life.

00:53:28.000 Sentient, sorry.

00:53:29.000 Sentient.

00:53:30.000 Celestial.

00:53:32.000 Play a little bit more of that?

00:53:34.000 It's so bizarre.

00:53:41.000 I'd kill myself.

00:53:42.000 This is where you come from, honey.

00:53:44.000 It's a magical place.

00:53:47.000 Would you like to come in?

00:53:48.000 Really?

00:53:49.000 Heaven, yes!

00:53:51.000 Sure!

00:53:52.000 It is a magical place.

00:53:53.000 Why do you let abortion doctors stick tongs in there and massacre what's inside?

00:53:58.000 Alright, that was Wednesday's show.

00:54:00.000 See how quick we're going through this?

00:54:02.000 Tuesday's show we talked about, there was two great elements on Tuesday's show.

00:54:05.000 There was, we talked about the Conservative Civil War going on, which is like, the mainstream Conservatives

00:54:11.000 Ben Shapiro, you know, all the Daily Caller guys, Charlie Kirk, and then what are considered by many to be the, well they call them alt-right too, I call them trad-right, but the more nationalist conservatives.

00:54:24.000 So it's really, I call it trad-right versus new-right, and I broke down the difference between the two, and just like my 10 things I hate about the Jews video, I was calling for unity, and saying, a lot of these guys, like the guys in the top, top left there with the beard, I think he's bad news.

00:54:39.000 But a lot of these people, Buchanan, Malkin, Tucker, Ann, Paul Joseph Watson, Lauren Chen, Alex Jones, Cassandra Fairbanks, the black dude at the bottom.

00:54:50.000 What's his name?

00:54:51.000 Lucas.

00:54:51.000 The Amazing Lucas.

00:54:52.000 The Amazing Lucas.

00:54:53.000 Owen Schroer, that blonde chick that you like, the redhead.

00:54:57.000 What's her name?

00:54:58.000 Stephanie Hudson.

00:54:59.000 You have to marry her, by the way.

00:55:01.000 Today?

00:55:02.000 I will officiate the wedding.

00:55:04.000 Cassandra Fairbanks.

00:55:05.000 Yeah, she's a catch, dude.

00:55:06.000 And she has a brain.

00:55:07.000 Nobody says that she's interested in me.

00:55:10.000 Really?

00:55:11.000 Well, you know her.

00:55:12.000 That's all it takes.

00:55:13.000 We hung out in D.C.

00:55:14.000 This is how you get a girl.

00:55:15.000 We don't know.

00:55:16.000 Talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, talking, laughing, fucking.

00:55:19.000 Oh.

00:55:20.000 You just keep going.

00:55:21.000 You keep selling.

00:55:23.000 Always marketing.

00:55:24.000 You're getting Ryan out there.

00:55:27.000 You're a used car salesman.

00:55:28.000 So you can just play that anywhere, I guess.

00:55:31.000 That used to be America, remember?

00:55:33.000 I don't agree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to say it.

00:55:36.000 That used to define Western culture, and now it's like, don't be seen in a photo with him.

00:55:41.000 He's evil.

00:55:42.000 Okay, so that was that.

00:55:44.000 By the way, it's disturbing how often I get calls about Kruipers and Fuentes, Nick Fuentes, and how I have to get in bed with him.

00:55:50.000 It's starting to smell federal, like feds are involved.

00:55:53.000 I had the same thing with Charlottesville.

00:55:54.000 Hey, I hear you don't like statues being taken down.

00:55:56.000 Yeah, I think it's weird.

00:55:57.000 Come to Charlottesville.

00:55:58.000 You really gotta come to Charlottesville.

00:55:59.000 It's gonna be great.

00:55:59.000 It's gonna be all about statues.

00:56:01.000 Uh, no.

00:56:02.000 Why not?

00:56:02.000 Please, please, please?

00:56:04.000 Why are you, why, why aren't you just dropping it?

00:56:06.000 I get invited to do talks all the time, when I say no, they go, oh well, and drop it.

00:56:09.000 They wouldn't drop Charlottesville, and they won't drop Gripers.

00:56:11.000 Maybe it's just a coincidence, I don't know.

00:56:13.000 But leave me the fuck alone.

00:56:15.000 Um, and then we interviewed a black guy, based solely on that.

00:56:21.000 No really.

00:56:22.000 He said that the thing I don't get about a lot of black Americans is they were raised by their grandparents and their grandparents are from a bonafide racist America.

00:56:31.000 So they talk about all this the Klan and all this shit all the time and it gets in your poor little modern head as a kid and then now you think 2019 is 1950.

00:56:42.000 And it was a good argument for this massive disconnect because people sound like they're talking about the 50s when they talk about how racist America is.

00:56:50.000 Yeah, that was the earliest nightmare I can remember having was about the Ku Klux Klan chasing me in the pickup truck.

00:57:04.000 Sorry to laugh but, you know, white America is the same way.

00:57:08.000 Remember a couple years ago we had that woman on campus who complained that there was a Klan rally in one of the classrooms on her campus and of course the school freaked the fuck out and they looked into it and it was a dust cover on a microscope.

00:57:21.000 It had a pointy top to it.

00:57:23.000 Or the other day I'm at a bar and I said you know Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC and they go to these rallies and they fuck up Trump supporters and then the guy next to me was a liberal and he said well Trump has that too and I said what who and he goes the KKK

00:57:39.000 Like the KKK are galloping up to a Trump rally and beating people.

00:57:43.000 I like how I'm showcasing an interview I did with someone and just featured myself the entire time.

00:57:47.000 You had a great point.

00:57:49.000 The Gavin Show!

00:57:50.000 I pay intellectuals to hang out with me and then sit and talk at black people to show how open-minded and un-racist I am.

00:57:58.000 Listen to me say this, young man.

00:58:00.000 And then, what else?

00:58:03.000 Oh yeah, and then on Monday's show, we stole this from Anthony Cumia, but one of his guests had dug up this tape of Trump talking about how he was rumored to be fucking his penthouse pet and she's super fat and he would never fuck her.

00:58:14.000 And the reason that we love this clip is because the way he says fucking is the way we say fucking.

00:58:27.000 Maybe we have to explain that.

00:58:40.000 So she was saying that she, uh, she's a Playboy model, penthouse model.

00:58:44.000 And she goes, yeah, Donald Trump wants me to model for this new project he's doing.

00:58:47.000 And he's like, who the fuck?

00:58:50.000 We use models for that.

00:58:51.000 I'm not going to use some penthouse pet.

00:58:52.000 Right.

00:58:54.000 Who the fuck is... She looks like a fucking... Yeah, yeah, that was another fucking he had.

00:58:58.000 She looks like a fucking... It's Canadian, actually.

00:59:01.000 He uses the F-word like we do in the Ottawa Valley.

00:59:04.000 And I think you only get that comfortable with the F-word when you say it 1,100 times a day.

00:59:09.000 Yeah.

00:59:10.000 He's got a real potty mouth.

00:59:12.000 All right, that's enough of that.

00:59:13.000 All right.

00:59:14.000 And then there was Milo's show on Friday, had Denise McAllister.

00:59:18.000 She wrote that book, What Men Want.

00:59:21.000 To say to a woman, but can't.

00:59:23.000 Now she was, pull up the article from her, that was USA Today, she was fired for her homophobic tweets.

00:59:32.000 And you know, in the old days you'd hear that and you'd go, oh shit, she must hate gays, that's weird, one of those God hate fags, Fred Phelps kind of chicks.

00:59:38.000 But now when you hear that you go, yeah, let me see, let me see what she said.

00:59:43.000 And what she said was, scroll down, she tweeted out.

00:59:47.000 Oh, I've exited out.

00:59:48.000 Okay, there we go.

00:59:50.000 She tweeted out that her man was watching the game and she went and got him a beer.

00:59:55.000 And then when she came back with the beer, he grabbed her and deep kissed her.

00:59:58.000 And then Yashir Ali, I think his name is, gay dude, said, I'm a little worried you might be being abused.

01:00:05.000 And then she says, so go down to the first one, trying to talk to my husband, blah, blah, blah, deep kisses.

01:00:11.000 Patience and timing, ladies, that's the lesson, right?

01:00:13.000 So she's really traditional.

01:00:15.000 Keep going.

01:00:16.000 Yeah, deep kiss, keep going.

01:00:20.000 And then, so Yashir Ali says, I guess Denise is not happy that I'm worried about how her husband treats her.

01:00:27.000 And then she says to Yashar, a gay man commenting on a heterosexual relationship is just sad.

01:00:35.000 Pathetic, really.

01:00:36.000 That sounds pretty valid to me.

01:00:38.000 Yeah.

01:00:39.000 Like, imagine I was commenting on a gay relationship and they said, a straight person commenting on a gay relationship is sad.

01:00:44.000 Can you imagine that gay then being fired?

01:00:46.000 Yeah.

01:00:47.000 It's unfathomable.

01:00:49.000 But she was fired for that and she talked about it on the show.

01:00:52.000 Do we have that clip?

01:01:00.000 Take that down there.

01:01:02.000 There's you, big Joe.

01:01:05.000 I should have apologized, yeah, for being ugly in the way I said it.

01:01:09.000 I shouldn't have.

01:01:09.000 I know, I know, I learned.

01:01:11.000 One thing you're not is ugly.

01:01:13.000 And you should never apologize to ugly people.

01:01:17.000 Here's a life lesson that I've learned.

01:01:19.000 If you're beautiful, you're always right.

01:01:25.000 And then finally, last thing we'll do on this update is the Joe Biggs show where, I did not know about this, but the rampant opioid use within the military is hair whitening.

01:01:39.000 Maybe that's why Biggs has white hair.

01:01:43.000 No, but it really is sick.

01:01:45.000 And I'm worried that the government kind of likes it because they go, I don't know, they get withdrawal symptoms when they leave us.

01:01:54.000 And when they're at war, they're fearless and happy.

01:01:57.000 I kind of liked it.

01:01:58.000 They're addicted to opioids on the battlefield.

01:02:00.000 Yeah, sure.

01:02:01.000 They kill themselves in the OD when they go home, but I'm already done with them by then.

01:02:07.000 So play it.

01:02:09.000 Yes, I've changed, but it's all this anxiety.

01:02:12.000 I should be with my boys right now.

01:02:14.000 My friends need me over there.

01:02:15.000 Stop nagging.

01:02:16.000 Stop nagging.

01:02:17.000 So the narrative here is he's doing the mind of a soldier who is back amongst civilians after being overseas.

01:02:24.000 Nagging.

01:02:25.000 All right.

01:02:25.000 Wait, you've got what?

01:02:26.000 It'll help numb the pain.

01:02:27.000 All right.

01:02:28.000 Give me those.

01:02:29.000 Oh, let's go to the bar.

01:02:30.000 Yeah.

01:02:31.000 So the more and more you nag and the more and more you

01:02:35.000 Uh, attack that soldier.

01:02:36.000 And I'm saying attack because that's how we feel.

01:02:39.000 I'm going to say things that you're not going to like, but that's what we feel like.

01:02:42.000 You're attacking us.

01:02:43.000 You are becoming an enemy to us.

01:02:45.000 And that's when we will begin to shut down and not want to speak to you.

01:02:49.000 All right, that's enough.

01:02:51.000 I can't do it justice with a short clip.

01:02:54.000 Um, all right.

01:02:55.000 I think we're done the free stuff, right?

01:02:58.000 Yeah.

01:02:58.000 You want to get these schmucks out of here?

01:02:59.000 Could have been funnier.

01:03:02.000 We could have had a funnier episode.

01:03:03.000 Yeah, well... Maybe we should watch a funny video.

01:03:07.000 Should we do that?

01:03:07.000 Sure, sure.

01:03:08.000 Before we leave these freebies?

01:03:10.000 The Freebie Kids.

01:03:12.000 I kind of wanted to go through all these stupid movies with badass bitches.

01:03:16.000 Like, they tend to have, what's her name, Fatso, in them.

01:03:20.000 The Kitchen, about women taking over the Westies in Hell's Kitchen.

01:03:24.000 Melissa McCarthy.

01:03:25.000 And Ghostbusters 2.

01:03:27.000 And Tiffany Haddish.

01:03:28.000 Where women are, who are scared of spiders, usually, has been my experience, have no problem with fighting ghosts.

01:03:34.000 And in Ghostbusters 2, the special effects are so good that it's really more like they're fighting hell.

01:03:39.000 It's like a portal has opened up into hell, and they're fighting the most petrifying demons imaginable, and if they lose this battle, I assume the Earth is over, and civilization as we know it.

01:03:51.000 And they're just like, fucking... Die, bitch!

01:03:56.000 Yeah, right.

01:03:58.000 Terry Shappert and Joe Biggs would be pooping in their pants if they were doing that, and they're the bravest men in the country.

01:04:06.000 And then Charlie's Angels, the new reboot, flopped.

01:04:08.000 But then I thought, that's kind of a weak premise because Charlie's Angels, the other reboot with Lucy Liu and all that, that destroyed.

01:04:17.000 So sometimes... Because it wasn't done with spite and vengeance of like, girls can kick it.

01:04:23.000 It was just like, we're rebooting a thing.

01:04:26.000 These are chicks.

01:04:27.000 Yeah, I gotta work on this, because it's not as simple as, like, CHICKS RUIN MOVIES!

01:04:32.000 It might be the shape of the agenda when chicks are in movies.

01:04:35.000 Exactly.

01:04:35.000 I think it's the tone.

01:04:37.000 But in Charlie's Angels, the Lucy Liu one, weren't they kicking the living shit out of guys they could never beat up in a million years?

01:04:42.000 Yeah, but it wasn't because it was trying to say, hey, fuck you, look at these chicks doing awesome shit.

01:04:48.000 It was just the nature of that kind of movie.

01:04:49.000 Were they gonna be losers?

01:04:51.000 So...

01:04:52.000 All right, let's end on a high note and subscribers stick around because we're going to take calls.

01:05:00.000 This is a couple of hosers stealing a car, a bait car.

01:05:03.000 I'm not sure how I feel about bait cars.

01:05:06.000 It feels like entrapment.

01:05:08.000 Yeah.

01:05:09.000 It's sort of like, um, to catch a predator, which obviously it's good that they're catching these disgusting creeps, but it's also a dude going online, pretending to be a 14 year old and saying disgusting sexual things that a 14 year old would never say.

01:05:23.000 So are you really getting pedophiles off the street or are you sort of creating pedophiles where there were none in the first place?

01:05:29.000 I'm not saying there's no pedophiles.

01:05:30.000 You know what I mean?

01:05:31.000 It's a tough subject to go near.

01:05:33.000 But with this one, like say you parked five Ferraris in the hood with keys in them.

01:05:40.000 And a bunch of kids jumped in them and started taking them.

01:05:42.000 Have you prevented five car thieves that were going to steal Ferraris anyway?

01:05:46.000 Or did you create a car thief?

01:05:48.000 I think you're fishing for people with criminal capacity.

01:05:50.000 Yeah, it's literally like fishing.

01:05:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:05:53.000 You're putting bait there that wasn't normally there.

01:05:55.000 I mean, it's called bait.

01:05:57.000 Bait is tricking fish.

01:05:59.000 You're not feeding fish.

01:06:00.000 You're pretending to be food and then killing the fish.

01:06:03.000 That fish would have been minding his own business.

01:06:06.000 Anyway, these stupid hosers.

01:06:09.000 I don't get stealing a car, by the way.

01:06:11.000 It must just be 100% the thrill, because you're not just going to get it and then just take it and drive it to work every day, park in your garage.

01:06:19.000 So what are you doing with it?

01:06:21.000 You're looking at seven years for what?

01:06:24.000 A fast ride in a car?

01:06:26.000 Why don't you rent a car and crash it?

01:06:28.000 That's the same thrill.

01:06:31.000 You lose a point on your license and you won't go to prison.

01:06:35.000 Anyway.

01:06:35.000 How do they bait?

01:06:37.000 How do they use the bait?

01:06:39.000 Because I think he did smash the steering column.

01:06:43.000 Because she talks about crazy gluing it back.

01:06:48.000 What?

01:07:07.000 Is that the IBM laptop?

01:07:10.000 Now, a brand new PowerBook to sell.

01:07:14.000 People are worried about it being traced and all that.

01:07:16.000 I bet you couldn't get 200 bucks for it, right?

01:07:18.000 Definitely not.

01:07:20.000 Now an IBM laptop?

01:07:23.000 What are you gonna get for that?

01:07:25.000 Full gas!

01:07:26.000 Fucking right.

01:07:27.000 That's how I knew she was Canadian.

01:07:28.000 Trying to get their mug shots here.

01:07:29.000 Fucking right.

01:07:30.000 Fucking... Check it out, eh?

01:07:33.000 Full tank of gas.

01:07:34.000 IBM laptop.

01:07:35.000 We can get at least 15 bucks for that.

01:07:37.000 The high beams are off, baby.

01:07:39.000 Baby.

01:07:40.000 Baby.

01:07:41.000 Baby.

01:07:48.000 Wanna get some super glue from my car to fix that?

01:07:51.000 She's talking about the steering column that it gets you smashed to hotwire it.

01:07:55.000 Why is stealing a car still a thing?

01:07:56.000 I could understand back in the 70s when it was hard to find the car.

01:08:02.000 But now?

01:08:04.000 How can you benefit?

01:08:05.000 It must suck to be a thief now.

01:08:06.000 Like you break into a house, what are you gonna get?

01:08:08.000 A big stack of money?

01:08:09.000 And a big pile of gold and diamond jewelry?

01:08:14.000 Diamond jewels.

01:08:15.000 Diamonds.

01:08:16.000 The FBI planted the car there.

01:08:19.000 It was bait.

01:08:21.000 It's basically entrapment.

01:08:22.000 The government's trying to get us to do bad things.

01:08:25.000 It's not just a laptop.

01:08:26.000 It's a laptop and a laptop bag.

01:08:28.000 But no charger.

01:08:29.000 Those go for at least five bucks.

01:08:31.000 Now we're up to $21.

01:08:34.000 And then of course the cops go.

01:08:35.000 Turn it up.

01:08:38.000 We're done.

01:08:39.000 We're done.

01:08:40.000 We're done.

01:08:40.000 We're getting pulled over.

01:08:42.000 For what?

01:08:43.000 For what?

01:08:45.000 He's like, for what?

01:08:47.000 I don't know, stealing the car you're in?

01:08:49.000 Just pause.

01:08:49.000 This is kind of an interesting look at men and women's brains.

01:09:01.000 The woman is able, maybe this is because of childbirth, they can take big things either out of their vaginas or into their brains.

01:09:09.000 And she's like, we're fucked.

01:09:11.000 She totally realizes the gravity of the situation.

01:09:14.000 Men, and I'm guilty of this too, just go, we're good.

01:09:16.000 We're good.

01:09:17.000 It's not, I don't know.

01:09:17.000 It's just a siren.

01:09:19.000 Uh, he's probably just a random check.

01:09:20.000 He's like, for what?

01:09:21.000 Cause logically there has to be a reason why we're fucked.

01:09:25.000 She's just skipping right to the, we're fucked.

01:09:27.000 Yeah.

01:09:28.000 Actually, I usually say the opposite.

01:09:29.000 I usually say men are better at taking bad news than women.

01:09:35.000 Maybe this is demasculinization?

01:09:38.000 He's acting like a woman?

01:09:39.000 I think he's acknowledging that we're fucked, but he's saying what's the cause though?

01:09:42.000 No, no, he's in total denial.

01:09:44.000 Really?

01:09:44.000 Yeah, he said we didn't do anything wrong.

01:09:46.000 Look, he just said, see, it's okay.

01:09:48.000 It's fine, but he's doing the guy thing.

01:09:50.000 Coincidentally, four seconds after we stole a car, and this goes back to you, Ryan, rejecting facts.

01:09:57.000 Well, it goes back to you on the airplane telling your wife it's gonna be okay, but you know that you're fucked.

01:10:02.000 Remember that?

01:10:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:03.000 Where you're trying to make her calm down.

01:10:05.000 I thought we were gonna crash in this Cessna thing, and as my pants filled with diarrhea, metaphorically, she was shaking and holding my hand.

01:10:13.000 I go, it's just a bus in the sky.

01:10:14.000 We're gonna be fine.

01:10:16.000 Meanwhile, I was

01:10:17.000 Fucking scared.

01:10:18.000 Yeah.

01:10:18.000 Because it was in Costa Rica where they don't have two prop planes.

01:10:21.000 It's one prop.

01:10:23.000 So if the engine dies, you die.

01:10:26.000 Yeah.

01:10:30.000 Alright, go ahead.

01:10:36.000 I like when God's gonna intervene.

01:10:39.000 Don't worry about it, hosers.

01:10:41.000 Plug in rights.

01:10:43.000 You're just gonna fly away, eh?

01:10:46.000 Those fingers are not crossed.

01:10:47.000 Our fingers are crossed!

01:10:48.000 Not enough.

01:10:49.000 Come on, don't be the thing that I know it is.

01:10:53.000 Is this Trevor and Corey from Trailer Park Boys?

01:10:57.000 Fuckin' Trevor and Corey stole the car.

01:11:01.000 So what- I bet she gets off scot-free.

01:11:03.000 What do you think he's gonna get?

01:11:05.000 Yeah, I looked it up, this is from last winter.

01:11:08.000 So, I should be able to find more info, but I did, could not.

01:11:14.000 I think- my gut just says two years.

01:11:17.000 I'll look at what he does there.

01:11:20.000 What's going on?

01:11:27.000 Don't move, keep your hands up.

01:11:30.000 He just took off and he can morph his molecules so he got out of the car without even opening the door.

01:11:38.000 I'm pregnant with the other guy's baby.

01:11:40.000 He's magic.

01:11:41.000 I got her pregnant.

01:11:42.000 Don't hurt me either.

01:11:43.000 This invisible guy just stole the car.

01:11:45.000 He's sitting here right now laughing at you.

01:11:48.000 Just throw flour on him or any kind of a powder.

01:11:50.000 You'll see.

01:11:51.000 We hate him.

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01:13:09.000 We're gonna go behind the paywall anew, which you can get to at freespeech.tv, and we're gonna take calls.

01:13:16.000 We do that once a week.

01:13:18.000 Tomorrow night we got Milo and Biggs is coming up and we'll have that Michael Schirmer and Dinesh D'Souza hopefully up by Saturday and all!

01:13:28.000 Right, see yous people!

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 22, 2019

GOML LIVE #22 | CALL THE POLICE

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