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00:01:24.000And then I was saying to you, only because you're rushing, your plan has to include the possibility that you'll be in a rush once in a while.
00:01:31.000Not for an intro that we usually have figured out, but every week I forget that you hate our song or something.
00:01:43.000It's like, I don't mind when things fuck up, but it's when I predict that there's an issue and you go, no, it's fine, and then it falls, and then... I'm pretty sure last week I said, can you at least give it a second before you press the button?
00:02:03.000The point is, the Merry Christmas I said is gonna be an issue, and you said no, and then when I say, hey, I was right, you make up some crazy fucking excuse.
00:02:53.000We're kind of nervous because if anything racist happens, it's out there in the cosmos or anything involving hate or anything that we shouldn't say, it's out there and our days are numbered here at YouTube.
00:06:22.000What, they're getting kicked off YouTube?
00:06:23.000No, there's a thing where you can check out your favorite podcasts and a couple of people said, like, I only listen to your podcast, basically, and you don't pop up on my top five.
00:08:04.000I couldn't give less of a shit about football, but speaking of baseball, the Mets have some eccentric KED Fund billionaire who's going to buy them and get rid of these, what are they called?
00:09:48.000I'm not going to replay it because the bitches who subscribe get all pissy.
00:09:53.000We became fascinated by him, and we didn't know that we were really late on the whole thing, and people have been talking about him for months.
00:10:01.000But this is not a breaking news show, and we'll probably get YouTube strikes for showing this, but let's show the first appearance that he had.
00:10:12.000I talked about him for half the show and we really marveled at the fact that he was holding up like a message from her how much he paid her and he goes like this for a second and the cameraman decides to unfocus from the phone and focus on his eyes and it's just a fantastic moment.
00:10:28.000I hadn't done my hair because we just got back from Thanksgiving.
00:10:37.000So this producer obviously cares about this poor bastard and says things like, how do you know she's not sending these hey baby things to other men?
00:10:47.000And he pauses for a second and goes, and it's clear he's never thought of that.
00:10:52.000And then she says, hello, I love you, my husband.
00:10:55.000And she goes, does she ever say your name?
00:12:10.000And then he, as he was packing the bags, we discovered, well, Ryan claims he saw a whip, which I think may have just been a champagne bottle.
00:17:03.000Talking about censorship and defending it, which is weird, but I do want to say something about censorship that will probably ruin our brand and end this entire network.
00:18:13.000But isn't it funny how they switched the races up?
00:18:17.000Because it would... I don't think America, especially liberal SNL fans, could handle a black guy alone who was there for a date that doesn't exist.
00:22:42.000All right, so now we've covered, so that was the highlight of this week, was making fun of Caesar, the nail technician who spent $40,000 trying on his girlfriend who doesn't exist.
00:22:55.000Well, she exists, but it's not his girlfriend.
00:22:57.000And then we discovered that SNL had covered it, but switched the races to make it more palatable.
00:23:02.000And now I haven't seen this, but it's interesting to me because I wanted to talk about this.
00:23:10.000Davids I've loved over the years, old and new, talking about censorship and why it's good.
00:23:17.000from like Facebook and Twitter and all the platforms and people were like well he is pretty crazy so I think it's cool he got banned I knew like three people who worked for anti-war.com who were just hardcore anti-war activists not conspiracy theorists at all and they all got banned too and it's almost like when they make this big thing
00:23:36.000Well, no, they had nothing to do with Infowars.
00:23:38.000It was just in the sweep of, hey, we're banning crazy people.
00:23:42.000Also, these people who have been, like, against the wars through Bush, Obama, and Trump, they got kicked off, too.
00:23:51.000And here's the thing I noticed about the Alex Jones thing.
00:23:54.000They go, and even Howard Stern said this.
00:23:57.000Howard Stern said, well, you know, free speech doesn't mean, uh, he actually used that stupid analogy, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater.
00:24:09.000Yeah, and he says that that is based on when they were trying to take away protesters' rights when they were, in World War I, they were, you know, people were anti-war and they came up with that whole precedent then.
00:25:21.000But more importantly, that controversy, which I don't think he's apologized for, but says he's changed his mind about, that was seven years ago.
00:25:32.000And he was banned post-Trump right in the recent sweeps that happened when I was banned, when Laura Loomer was banned, when everyone else was getting thrown off.
00:25:42.000So it's a lie that it was about Sandy Hook.
00:25:45.000It's really about the fact that they are scared that social media and non-MSM media got Trump elected.
00:25:54.000So Google has gone from do no evil to we can't let him get re-elected and we will ban everyone
00:28:36.000Was the Ohio mass shooting an Antifa terror attack?
00:28:38.000What about that Hispanic dude who shot up the Christian Family Resource Center based on the SPLC calling them a hate group?
00:28:50.000He went there, he had brought 20 Chick-fil-A sandwiches because he was going to murder 20 people at this family research council, I think it's called, and then put Chick-fil-A sandwiches in their hand because they're hateful homophobes.
00:29:02.000There, I want you to die with a homophobic sandwich in your hand.
00:29:08.000Um, this was because he saw them on the SPLC list.
00:29:12.000So if we're going to start banning all speech that might lead to a lunatic murdering people, you're going to see a lot of left-wing media, such as the SPLC and the ADL, get completely shut down.
00:29:29.000What about the Antifa lie that that Patriot rally in Philadelphia was just a bunch of, was going to be a celebration of the synagogue shooting, and it was going to be in front of the Jewish Museum?
00:31:28.000We can only do the American one, because we start using the one in New Zealand.
00:31:31.000We have to include the world, and if we include the world, well, that's 90,000 Christians murdered a year, and you're going to end up with whatever that is, 225 Christians a day.
00:31:41.000So I would stay away from the world if you want to push your left-wing arguments.
00:31:48.000We had much more mentally ill shootings and much more Islamic-based shootings, mass murders, with a smattering, maybe three or four, that could possibly be linked to right-wing.
00:32:25.000We're failing and people are getting hurt.
00:32:29.000Look, if you say someone could say this thing and then someone goes and kills some people, didn't that Hinckley guy shoot Reagan over Jodie Foster or something like that?
00:32:38.000He didn't look anything up on the internet.
00:32:41.000I'm saying, like, you could... Look, if you want to say, oh, we should censor lies, well, that begs the question, not the logical term, just it leads to the question, who decides what lies are and what the truth are?
00:33:17.000Scientists don't take anything for granted.
00:33:24.000I think put it out there, and by the way, it's the job of us, if we're talking about the job of political satire, if someone puts out something about how they don't believe, like, whatever, Sandy Hook, kids died there, it's our job to make fun of that person until everyone goes, that guy's ridiculous.
00:33:43.000And that's especially true of Holocaust denial.
00:34:00.000He had a really good quote where he said, I'd rather deal with the consequences of freedom than the consequences of censorship or something like that.
00:35:23.000And then these people, because of their influence, and nobody's checked them because everybody has the right to say whatever they want, there's no censorship, and now you're out of a job?
00:35:33.000No, there's libel and slander and you get to defend yourself, and if you're innocent, that's not true.
00:36:10.000By the way, this situation David's describing is the situation of any Trump supporter under this present system, where they take things we say out of context, they take jokes and make them serious.
00:36:24.000That's why I find it so strange when comedians defend this sort of tyranny.
00:36:28.000Anyone who wants to be funny should be wary of jokes being taken out of context again and again and again.
00:36:35.000And the whole, you want to talk about someone getting fired based on a rumor?
00:36:38.000Look, I can give you the names of 36 Proud Boys who have been slandered, accused of being in a hate group because the SPLC said so.
00:36:47.000The same SPLC that almost got people killed at the Family Research Council.
00:36:51.000Based on rumors, based on made-up lies, which is why I am suing them.
00:36:55.000And if someone accuses you of being a pedophile and you lose your job, you should sue them.
00:37:02.000And this is a wonderful talk on comedy satire, but I want to hear, so your life is ruined, maybe to the point to where you're suicidal, because your girlfriend or wife leaves you, your family disowns you, all based on lies because
00:38:07.000This is one thing, though, I wanted to add to that.
00:38:09.000So I guess when I say sue them, if they call you a pedophile and you lose your job, you should sue them.
00:38:14.000I think that stays within the boundaries of the law.
00:38:19.000You can't sue one if they call you a jerk.
00:38:21.000I remember when they first started throwing this word Nazi around, I would send a legal letter every time saying, what the fuck you talking about?
00:42:03.000And this might be because of censorship.
00:42:06.000This might be because no one else had that open forum.
00:42:09.000So these sort of mentally ill alt-right Nazi dudes would get in there and they'd make everything the Jews and the Holocaust and they would make fun of blacks.
00:42:19.000Not as much and not very much Hispanic stuff.
00:42:24.000But they'd call black people dindus, as in didn't do nothing.
00:42:53.000That would discourage other people from getting on and commenting, and they might argue with them for a bit, and it would go back and forth, and they were never rational.
00:43:00.000They were never like, well, my contention is that Judeo values blah blah blah the Torah says.
00:43:06.000It was always like, I can't even say it.
00:43:09.000And so those people wouldn't, like, go to their house and beat them up.
00:43:13.000They would just go, well, I'm not going there.
00:43:15.000And it would poison the well until it was just those guys.
00:43:20.000And so those three out of a hundred would become the only ones there, so they'd become 90% of the conversation, but it would be three guys posting 700 times.
00:43:30.000They're fat and they have nothing going on.
00:43:33.000And that would kill the conversation and ruin the whole comments board, and it wouldn't be about the article.
00:43:37.000I wanted people to discuss the article, because comments in a perfect world say, you got the date wrong.
00:43:43.000And then you can put a correction in there.
00:43:45.000I love the way the New York Times and stuff, they'll just sort of change the headline organically and not say that they change it anymore.
00:43:51.000It used to be you'd show a crossed out sentence and then you'd have the new sentence and then it would say, this was updated on this date to reflect that this actually happened in Williamsburg, Virginia.
00:44:06.000They don't do that anymore, they just change it.
00:44:09.000And I've noticed this as someone who would tell, you know, newspapers that you called this group or me or someone a Nazi, a white nationalist, whatever, white supremacist, you're wrong, anti-Semite, you're wrong, fix that.
00:44:20.000And so the more I would argue with them and get lawyer letters, the more I would see it like,
00:44:27.000It was like the pictures in Back to the Future.
00:44:30.000They would never say, correction made.
00:44:34.000And the beauty of doing that, too, is you get to have some incendiary false headline, and then when you say, change that headline, it's false.
00:44:44.000Everyone's already read the first version, and it's usually stuck in the URL.
00:44:48.000You used to say edited and you can see the original, right?
00:44:52.000Yeah, well, as I said, it was crossed out.
00:45:54.000So with Proud Boys, we said if you're anti-semitic, or you're a racist, or you have a problem with Jews or blacks being part of this group, you're not part of the group.
00:46:04.000I don't think that's violating your free speech.
00:46:08.000Because the Knights of Columbus say, if you're pro-choice, or you're not Catholic, you're not in the Knights of Columbus.
00:46:14.000Or the Hells Angels say, if you're not driving a motorcycle that's more than 750cc or over, you're not a Hells Angel.
00:46:20.000There's no mopeds in the Hells Angels.
00:47:47.000Where you have a lawyer help you with something really complex, and then the next thing you know, you're calling him and going, hey, I was gonna mow my lawn, should I do that, or?
00:48:33.000We'll have like a genocide day where we'll talk about genocide.
00:48:37.000But the anti-Semites just, they keep, and they ruin conversations.
00:48:40.000So, here's where it gets really contentious, and the trad right wants to kill me for saying shit like this.
00:48:47.000As my attorney Ron Coleman points out, about five years ago, about 2014, Twitter was a pretty uncomfortable place to be.
00:48:58.000And I think they were right to boot out a lot of these rabid anti-Semites with the Holocaust and the Jew cartoon every post.
00:49:08.000Not because someone made one joke or someone had a bizarre theory about history and genocide, but because these people are mentally ill for the most part.
00:49:20.000And they just keep, they infect conversations.
00:49:23.000And I noticed with Shriek Carnage, the comments improved a thousand percent.
00:49:28.000When I did, when I cut out those freaks.
00:49:31.000And Twitter did, here's the worst part of this whole show, and it's the most unfreespeechy thing I'll ever say.
00:49:37.000Twitter did improve with the initial purge of rabid antisemites.
00:49:45.000Now, if those guys want to have a discussion, rent a hall, and say all that shit, I'm all for it.
00:49:57.000If pedophiles want to present, if Nambla wants to have a parade and then have a large seminar about why babies are sexy and no children are involved.
00:50:09.000Look, I'm not bananas about it, and I do want to murder them all, one by one, slowly, in front of all their friends and relatives.
00:50:18.000But, in a free society, you gotta take the crunchy with the smooth, I suppose.
00:50:23.000And they should get police escorts, and they should be able to say that shit.
00:50:56.000But it's about the things that make you uncomfortable.
00:50:57.000However, that doesn't mean that when you have an individual group, you can't cut some
00:51:05.000Someone that is just poisoning the well.
00:51:07.000Now, what has happened with social media is they've taken that one reasonable premise like you can block a stalker because he's terrorizing you because he sexually molested you and he won't leave you alone.
00:53:14.000I'm not sure I want to comb through history and see the darkest shit imaginable.
00:53:18.000I think if you're in heaven, you're just okay with everything.
00:53:22.000You could see gore and you're just like, yeah.
00:53:23.000So let me make sure I'm done my point here.
00:53:28.000Yeah, they took that premise and they started throwing Nazi at everyone.
00:53:33.000And now, as Dave Smith points out, you have anti-war groups getting shut down because they don't agree with the sort of neocon, mainstream media view of wars.
00:53:46.000Or remember when Trump pulls out of Syria and they go, what about the Kurds?
00:53:58.000So, I guess the crime I'm committing right now is admitting that the initial impetus for censorship did have some merit, and that merit was, within individual clubs, getting rid of the freaks benefits the club.
00:54:18.000However, they have taken that reasonable premise and used it to mean all conversations, all groups, basically all of society,
00:54:28.000And they've marred innocent people just like David Cross was saying.
00:54:32.000It's ironic that his analogy actually affects the right much more than the left.
00:54:37.000They tar and feather these random people with this allegation that was based in a reasonable premise.
00:54:47.000And then another thing about more not censorship is somebody slanders you then you have the
00:56:34.000And he was talking about billionaires!
00:56:41.000And how we talk about how this program will be a problem and this green plan I have and fossil fuels and all these programs and student debt.
00:58:05.000And he says, you gave orders, pour a cup of tea, close your eyes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:58:08.000Open your mind and realize that the billionaires, ooh, I hate billionaires, and their tax-dodging companies have trained and numbed you to accepting austerity and its attendant, stress and misery.
00:59:46.000I took a step back and I said, all right, let's try to crowbar some sort of a point into just this random, like, yeah, there's rich people.
01:01:36.000Let's estimate AOC's Green New Deal in America.
01:01:39.000Now, I'm not doing the Rob thing where I'm taking billionaires from all over the world and trying to pay for my country.
01:01:43.000I'm saying American billionaires, the top eight, have to pay for AOC's wonderful plan, the Green New Deal.
01:01:52.000A trillion is $1,000 billion, so we're talking about $93,000 billion.
01:01:56.000Okay, let's go back to the top richest men in America.
01:02:02.000We have Jeff Bezos at $114 billion, Bill Gates at $106 billion, Warren Buffett has $80 billion, Zuckerberg has $70 billion, Larry Ellison has $65 billion.
01:02:12.000Larry Ellison is like one of those hedge fund, like Bloomberg kind of guys that comes up with a system for stock trading.
01:02:19.000We've got Larry Page at 55, Sergey Brin, he's the, is he the Yahoo guy or the Google guy?
01:03:14.000The billionaires ain't gonna save you, dumbass!
01:03:34.000Alright, let's get back to Rob Delaney's tweet, because I'm going to even take his absurd scenario and see how it pans out.
01:03:40.000He had these random eight dudes, and I assume he wants to pay, let's just say he only wants to pay for UK healthcare.
01:03:47.000So let's take his maniacal fucking crazy concept and say we're going to amass these eight guys, click on the
01:03:57.000Click on the picture or the other text.
01:03:59.000We're going to take these eight guys, and they, for some reason or the goodness of their hearts, are going to completely empty their wealth, drain their bank accounts to zero, to pay for UK health care.
01:04:08.000So we have a lot of these are repeats from the top American ones.
01:04:36.000So the eight men you see before you, if we amass all their wealth, they have $668 billion.
01:04:40.000UK healthcare is only $200 billion a year.
01:04:46.000That means that if we randomly plucked the top eight billionaires in the world, we could handle the government's bizarre, mad, hatter spending for three fucking years.
01:04:59.000These guys, and then you kill all those companies, all that wealth, all those jobs, all the functions that these companies provide, the luxury brands, they're all gone.
01:06:15.000Because my, one of my most fundamental beliefs is that we don't disagree.
01:06:20.000I always talk about when at Fox News, that engineer dude came up to me, black guy, and he said, yo man, look, I appreciate, I don't appreciate, I don't agree with everything you say, but I like that you got the balls to say it or something like that.
01:06:40.000Because tell me the facts and maybe I'm wrong.
01:06:44.000But like when I say, outside of art and stuff, like saying this band is the best band, that's obviously just opinion.
01:06:50.000But something like, you know, there were arguably more white slaves brought here than black slaves, especially when you include indentured servitude.
01:07:13.000Something like, I think, 4 million went to Brazil.
01:07:17.000Shouldn't South America be taking the brunt of this criticism?
01:07:22.000And didn't we end it with the Civil War?
01:07:23.000Anyway, those are things like, those are my opinions about slavery.
01:07:30.000But if you're like, no, Gavin, it was, uh, they didn't have, uh, they didn't take bums off the streets in London, blah, blah, blah, and you've got evidence, then I'm wrong about that.
01:07:41.000But anyway, David and I did like an eight ball of Coke and drank like a million beers.
01:07:47.000And my argument was free, free lunches are bullshit.
01:07:51.000A lunch costs $1.25, and if you can't get $1.25 together, the kid can drink water from the fountain.
01:07:58.000You just need a bologna sandwich, and you've got all the nutrients you need.
01:08:02.000He's like, no, we need these free lunches for the poor kids.
01:08:06.000And I go, I understand that poor people need some stuff, but this isn't included.
01:08:10.000And I had done some research on the free lunch program and what a debacle it is, and how people who don't need it just take advantage of it.
01:09:29.000I don't know a conservative that believes that, especially people who are informed about the case.
01:09:33.000Michelle Malkin's totally informed about the case.
01:09:36.000You know what the problem with this episode might be?
01:09:39.000I took my kids boxing tonight, and whenever I do that I'm with a fellow boxing dad, and we always talk about serious shit like free speech and stuff, and even though he's a funny guy,
01:09:51.000We get in this kind of talk about Google changing the algorithms and it's how it's digital book burning and that sort of sets my tone.
01:09:58.000You know the people you can get like the funniest with you could probably get the most real with too at the same time.
01:10:15.000But when someone's on the other side and you see like guys your age who don't have kids, just as my friend Tommy said, get your shit together.
01:10:27.000I didn't finish my original thought there.
01:10:29.000So my boxing dad buddy gets me in these zones, but um...
01:10:34.000When Michelle said that to me I thought if I could lock me and Colter and Michelle Malkin in a room, a library with tons of internet access and law books and of course I hate where your mind goes, I'm very disappointed in you by the way.
01:10:50.000I feel like we would all walk out of that room going, and be on the exact same page.
01:10:54.000Because Michelle would show Anne their testimonials, and Anne would point out that they said, I took her Walkman, that was it.
01:11:01.000And the cops didn't even know there was a Walkman.
01:11:12.000Anyway, the reason I disrobed was A, to show you how fucking fat I'm getting.
01:11:19.000I've been taking these drugs, chlorophyll or something, and it encourages your balls to make more testosterone, because I'm sick of working out and not getting ripped.
01:11:27.000I don't want to take testosterone or steroids or anything.
01:11:31.000I think it might be affecting my brain a little bit, but I seem to be getting way fatter.
01:11:35.000My wife says it's because I drink 200 beers a night.
01:14:04.000I'm sitting here like this all day, and if I did that to any part of my body, if you take a white piece of cotton and you just go on your shoulder blade for like eight hours, you're gonna have a big dirty neck.
01:14:18.000How come my dry cleaner didn't tell me that?
01:14:20.000I asked her and she's like, oh, Mr. Gavin, I don't know.
01:17:24.000Like female sports fans, like they're out there.
01:17:27.000Oh yeah, but the thing about female sports fans is they grew up watching the football with their dad and their brothers and stuff and it became a big family event.
01:17:35.000I get that, but what were you watching?
01:21:10.000And we'll just illuminate, uh, elucidate to the audience what is going on here.
01:21:15.000There's a quarter century prank called the Perry Project, wherein a douche named Scary Perry, Perry Caravello, was a dick to a comedian named Simply Don Barris in the early 90s.
01:21:28.000And Don decided to fuck with him for the rest of his life.
01:21:32.000So they would tell him he's in this, and he's in that, and he wasn't.
01:21:37.000And eventually this culminated in a movie produced by Jimmy Kimmel that was called Windy City Heat, which I think is definitely in the top five greatest movies of all time.
01:24:06.000These pranks are getting big with people, so they want to have, they say, to tease the movie, let's make it like, pretend the whole thing was a prank, like jackass.
01:24:17.000And Johnny Knoxville, I got him involved in the whole Perry Project, and there was a, oh my god, this is almost a thing.
01:24:23.000Now I'm getting back into the spider hole.
01:24:25.000They were going to have Johnny Knoxville play Scary Perry in Windy City Heat 2, and then for Revenge, Perry Caravello was going to play Johnny Knoxville in Jackass whatever it was going to be then, 3 or something?
01:24:37.000Which meant that they were going to do shit.
01:25:30.000So, they say we have to make it like a prank.
01:25:33.000So, they sit down with the contract and then Mole grabs the contract and he goes, wait a minute, I'm the star of the show, so let's say the whole thing is a prank on me.
01:30:34.000I felt like if I raised my hand, you'd be like, dude, if I go into the man in the plaid shirt, man in the plaid shirt, anybody else, anybody else is going back.
01:30:44.000I abuse Ryan because I love him and want to make him better and his mistakes are frustrating because they're easily solved.
01:30:50.000I'm mostly trying to get him to listen to me.
01:30:53.000Like when I said the Merry Christmas thing isn't going to work out, he's like, yes, it will.
01:30:56.000And then it falls and he goes, well, that's because I had to rush.
01:31:00.000Now, what I'm trying to do there is make him understand that he made a mistake, and not to make an excuse after, but to go, maybe when Gavin says that's not going to work, he's right.
01:31:09.000Especially when it comes to relationships with women.
01:31:33.000Yeah, me too, man One of my favorite stories is actually not a negative thing
01:31:40.000I've told this a million times so feel free to go get a sandwich if you've heard this but I had a place in Costa Rica that was just a party town and it was called Montezuma, Costa Rica.
01:31:49.000It was nicknamed Montezuma, Costa Rica.
01:31:52.000Coast Guard was chasing these drug dealers in the water and they throwing all their coke overboard and the coke is wrapped in bag and a bag and a bag and a bag duct tape goes off the side.
01:32:01.000It's floating along this big sort of a square.
01:32:05.000And some Costa Rican fishermen... Costa Ricans are pretty useless.
01:32:08.000We call them Ticos, and they don't really have food.
01:32:11.000Like, there's no such thing as Costa Rican cuisine.
01:32:15.000They just fish and sit in the sun all day.
01:32:17.000I mean, if that's what you're into, that's great, but there's no such thing as Costa Rican culture, I'm afraid.
01:32:24.000And this whole thing about, like, environmentalist Costa Rica and virotourism, that was created by Europeans.
01:32:31.000They just chose Costa Rica, and I think the CIA chose it as a good place to retire.
01:33:23.000I had a house there for 10 years and I never brought my kids once because I didn't want, there's so much vermin around there and getting stung by a scorpion,
01:33:32.000It feels like someone took a poker out of the fire and just went psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
01:33:47.000I mean, before, like, the dinosaurs, we had scorpions that were the size of this building, just whipping around, grabbing shit.
01:33:58.000Anyway, um, so he starts selling these bags, and the 20 bag there was usually pretty stepped on, shitty, whatever, you'd do a couple bumps, and you had to put it on a plate in the microwave to dry it out, because it's so humid down there that it would just be sludge.
01:34:15.000I'm a young man at the time and uh we put in the microwave or you put it on a plate on a stove and make this plate hot and then it goes back to dry and uh you would do it and go to bed.
01:37:39.000So me and Dale and his son can go drink some beers and I'm with a guy that was my best pal when I was eight and now I'm with his son and we're all the same age.
01:38:56.000A question I had about was your buddy Owen.
01:38:58.000Are you still in contact with him and do you really think he thinks the earth is like flat and you've never been to space and space isn't real and shit.
01:39:14.000Questioning stuff, so it does sound fucking mental to me to think the earth is flat and we haven't been to space but a lot of things sounded mental to me and Then I looked them up and they turned out to be true I think it I thought it was mental that Hillary Clinton has had people killed.
01:39:31.000I believe she has I thought it was mental that George Bush George W Bush may have known that the planes were gonna hit the World Trade Center now I don't think that's so crazy so
01:39:44.000It's healthy to have people like Owen around.
01:39:46.000And if they want to go off at what appears to me to be a tangent, then let them.
01:39:53.000But, uh, yeah, he's, you know, that guy has been fucking terrorized, chased out of everywhere he goes, and physically chased across the country.
01:40:13.000But when someone has a feeling about a theory about the shape of the fucking Earth,
01:40:20.000Now his anti-semitic stuff, I can't vouch for.
01:40:22.000I haven't listened to every single thing he said about Jews, so I don't want to start saying everything he's ever said is perfectly defendable.
01:40:31.000So we'd have to do that case by case, but you know.
01:42:16.000Okay, so when we say, my buddy, like the Halifax Five, the Proud Boys who all got fired for daring to question treason on Canada Day, do I say there was four guys, they were... Servicemen.
01:43:48.000I've noticed from young men more and more, and this goes back to the early 90s, I've been dealing with, you know, young men approaching Vice and bands or whatever, but one thing I've noticed in the past five to ten years more than ever is young men with absolutely no direction whatsoever.
01:44:10.000And their dad is not around, their mom was barely around.
01:44:14.000And when I say something silly, like you can only cry at Clint Eastwood movies and you shouldn't wear flip-flops, they gobble it up.
01:44:22.000Not because they're looking for a leader or they want to be a follower, but just because they've never heard any parameters before.
01:44:30.000It's almost like they've never, you know, celebrated a holiday like Christmas or Halloween or something and you say, oh, this is Halloween.
01:44:37.000You dress up like a monster and you get candy.
01:45:12.000It was based on our producer, Ben Ratner, being a 24-year-old virgin and not remotely worried about it.
01:45:18.000And we started coming up with these ideas to help him get laid, besides going to Disneyland with female friends and not trying to fuck them.
01:45:25.000And the state threw us in prison for eight years.
01:50:22.000I feel like I could lift nine billion weights, and the next day, if you're sore, it's not really that bad, but when you do leg stuff, and you're walking down the stairs like Robert De Niro and the Irishman, oh, oh, oh, basically Jerry Stiller, oh, oh, oh, oh, even- Like the Grape Lady.
01:50:38.000Even sitting on the, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:50:42.000Oh, I gotta write that down in my favorite videos of all time.
01:50:45.000We're gonna have a special show where we get through our best videos, favorite videos of all time, but anyway.
01:51:55.000And I just want to make a note, we're having a special here with BETDSI.
01:51:59.000I'm not trying to brag, I'm not bragging or nothing, but we got Johnny Applescript, Johnny Apples CBD, not Johnny Applescript, that's the script for Johnny Appleseed.
01:52:07.000We got, I'm just going to scratch it out so I don't make that mistake again, and we got BETDSI, BETDSI.com.
01:52:20.000I like when I hear Howard Stern making fun of Alex Jones, and he's like,
01:52:25.000They call it super male vitality and all this bullshit pills and all this shit you eat and all this dumb crap and what a dick Alex Jones is.
01:52:32.000And then Howard Stern goes, so I was having my gluten-free parmesan shrimp and I scrape off the parmesan because I don't eat meat or cheese products because I think they're unethical and bad for you.
01:52:45.000And you're like, you're making fun of what they put in their bodies and you are 10 times weirder.
01:53:50.000And he said, Roger Stone would not shut the fuck up about Steve Bannon.
01:53:57.000And you keep poking at a guy, calling him a piece of shit, calling him out, and then when he gets a chance to fry you, he's gonna fry you.
01:54:05.000And I said, that's a valid point, but what if frying you, getting back at the guy who's been fucking with you and calling you a piece of shit, helps the enemy?
01:54:29.000So I think both of those combined, I love Roger Stone and I'm not a fan of Steve Bannon, at least not his shitting on Trump and testifying against Roger Stone, but those are pretty good excuses, aren't they?
01:54:43.000Yeah, I mean, since he's been out of the White House, he's been going around seemingly supporting Trump, so it's weird that he'd be throwing the other guys under the bus.
01:55:58.000Like you're way more exhausted than anything, and you're scared shitless, so that's also draining you.
01:56:03.000But if I don't spar, two rounds heavy, sorry, three rounds heavy bag, three rounds slip rope, three rounds double-ended bag, three rounds headhunter, whatever you call it.
01:56:14.000It's this floating bag that's like where a human head would be.
01:56:29.000Actually sometimes when I spar I feel like I'm gonna puke and or have a panic attack or faint because not only are you more exhausted than you've ever been in your life you got a big stupid thing in your mouth you have this headgear on that's so hot and leather and wet and you have like a nosebleed and then you can't take anything off because you got your gloves on
01:56:48.000And see, and it's not the kind of gloves you can rip off.
01:56:51.000They're sparring gloves, so they're bigger and they lace up, or they have Velcro, so you're like, ah!
01:56:56.000And you have to run to a coach and go, get this shit off me!
01:57:18.000Yeah, I wanted to point out, I have some Colombian friends, and I talked with their grandpa around Thanksgiving time, and I was asking him about the differences.
01:57:28.000He went through that time of Bogota, Medellin, I think Escobar's time, and I was asking him, you know, what are the main differences that he's seen with the Mexican cartel and the Colombian cartel?
01:57:39.000And he was saying that the Colombian cartel was, they wanted to be based off of the Italian mob, you know, more classy.
01:57:47.000I was asking, well, how does that compare?
01:57:49.000Well, he was saying that it was an effort by the powers that be in Colombia to promote that 90-94 soccer team in the World Cup to not give the country a bad image.
01:58:00.000And the thing that you see now in Mexico is kids are not looking up to soccer players.
01:58:44.000Each other one another to take down a family in Colombia was almost impossible at the time.
01:58:50.000Well, remember they had that no kidnapping clause that they all agreed upon amongst themselves, where you'd never fuck with the Colombian's family.
01:58:59.000But in Mexico, human life with these cartels means absolutely nothing.
01:59:04.000And beheading people and arranging heads in fancy ways and shooting up police stations means nothing.
01:59:10.000But I will throw one thing out to you.
01:59:13.000When you talk to an old man about his country,
01:59:16.000No matter where it is, no matter how much of a shithole it is, it's always like, oh, that was a long time ago.
01:59:20.000Like, when I talk to Glaswegians about, um, Paul, uh, sorry, uh, the Gorbals, which is nothing close to what you're talking about as far as danger goes.
01:59:28.000But, uh, they'd always say, oh, no, that's all exaggerated.
02:00:05.000I don't think that that's the point of, um, I see what you're saying that everybody's going to, you know, they have their nationalism for their country, but as just as me, just looking at it, they were a lot more, um,
02:00:45.000Seven million Americans are doing cocaine right now.
02:00:48.000Regularly users right now now as far as who's ever done it tried it once in their life I'm sure the numbers are in closer to a hundred million and we're how many people are in jail For this stupid fucking drug like no one really ODs on it.
02:01:03.000Maybe a couple of people a year it's not like fentanyl or a real drug that's killing everyone we know and
02:01:09.000And the cartels in Mexico are using children as weapons.
02:02:18.000Yeah, I don't know what that means, but I gotta say, Gavin, your fucking Perry impression is probably better than any impression that Ryan can do.
02:04:08.000Do you think you'll ever venture over to these public interest groups to try to stop people being hung up on?
02:04:16.000Is that something you would want to do as a human rights activist?
02:04:18.000You click the button, it takes a second to do it, so he happened to get in one more thing and you happened to say, okay, and I was like, this is going to be just too late.
02:07:13.000See, our caller fucks with Ashley Graham.
02:07:17.000Victoria's Secret plus size I put in and there's one I want you to look at and you tell me what her rating is and featured its first plus size model her name is Allie Tate Cutler so are you near a computer sir?
02:13:59.000Now the bad guys are in there, and now they start going, uh, that's Dinesh D'Souza.
02:14:03.000He, uh, paid campaign contributions, but then encouraged someone else to pay for the same campaign contribution, and in that sense, he kind of doubled his campaign contribution.
02:14:36.000Call it Felony Gang Assault and say it reminds you of 1930s Europe.
02:14:41.000So what initially may have made a little bit of sense has become a tyrannical tool to reinforce a modern Salem witch trial.
02:14:48.000And now we have innocent people being burned at the fucking stake, getting fired, having their entire careers decimated, being imprisoned!
02:14:58.000being depersoned and in some cases being killed based on the bullshit lie that there is this looming Hitler this World War 3 that you need to prevent.
02:15:11.000Well you are being manipulated and fascism has arrived but it's come in the name of anti-fascism which has been predicted we are
02:15:24.000We are carrying out the revelations of the prophets and...
02:15:30.000The real question is how to move forward from this.
02:15:33.000And I think that one of the ways to move forward is freespeech.tv to have our own platforms where we can provide this content.
02:15:41.000And in a sense, it's a form of hibernation.
02:15:44.000I mean, I've got access to 15,000 subscribers now.
02:15:47.000My YouTube videos were in the millions, but we will hibernate.
02:15:50.000We will hide out and we will come back stronger than ever.
02:15:55.000Because we have a fighting attitude and that's the only thing that lasts.