Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 13, 2019


GOML LIVE #25 - R.E.M.E.


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 14 minutes

Words per Minute

160.77496

Word Count

21,576

Sentence Count

2,305

Misogynist Sentences

77

Hate Speech Sentences

164


Summary

David McInnes talks about a woman who thinks she's a "slut" and a group of white supremacists who think she should be killed for being a "sissy." Also, we talk about the new face of the Proud Boys.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with David McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Oh, wow.
00:00:30.000 Whew.
00:00:33.000 Guten Dog, Schlaventi Gutman, Chaimenzie Zusa, Wagoan, Nihalma, Kihal Chalaya, Yori Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.
00:00:46.000 This is the weekly free episode.
00:00:50.000 It's the buy fortnightly free episode, and will be free for an hour.
00:00:57.000 And then we're going to cut you off.
00:00:59.000 Cut you.
00:01:00.000 I'm going to fucking cut you.
00:01:03.000 That's a good threat.
00:01:04.000 I'm going to cut you.
00:01:05.000 People don't say that enough.
00:01:06.000 I will cut you.
00:01:08.000 I'm going to cut you?
00:01:10.000 You will say I'll kick your ass.
00:01:12.000 All right.
00:01:13.000 You're going to use your shoe on the softest, cushiest part of my entire body?
00:01:18.000 I've never had a sore ass in my life.
00:01:21.000 I've had broken ribs.
00:01:22.000 That sucks.
00:01:24.000 But I'll kick your ass.
00:01:25.000 Go bananas.
00:01:26.000 Don't cut me, though.
00:01:27.000 I'll cut you.
00:01:29.000 We're going to be talking about violence a lot on today's show.
00:01:33.000 We're going to dedicate the whole show to this hate spree because it's white supremacy.
00:01:40.000 This is white supremacy.
00:01:41.000 No, I'm not exaggerating.
00:01:45.000 So I wanted to just make this a dumbass episode where we talk about farts.
00:01:49.000 Talking about farts.
00:01:50.000 Hi, welcome back to Fart Talk.
00:01:51.000 But I got to...
00:01:53.000 There was an article in the Times by this chick, Ali Watkins, who...
00:02:01.000 You can call people whatever you'd like, allegedly a slut.
00:02:04.000 Well, it's sort of like that girl, Sandra Fluck, where she said, I want this Catholic school to pay for my birth control.
00:02:12.000 And Rush Limbaugh said, isn't that the definition of a slut according to Catholicism and her school's belief system?
00:02:20.000 And he got in big shit for that.
00:02:23.000 This is when I knew I wasn't a conservative.
00:02:25.000 I wasn't right-wing.
00:02:27.000 It's when I saw everyone at Fox News going, that's messed up, man.
00:02:32.000 We don't stoop to their level.
00:02:34.000 I go, what?
00:02:35.000 Using the word slut?
00:02:36.000 What?
00:02:37.000 You guys are pussies.
00:02:38.000 You guys are squares.
00:02:39.000 The right is full of squares.
00:02:41.000 I'm constantly referred to as far right because I don't want 15,000 fucking genters.
00:02:47.000 That's where you are right now.
00:02:48.000 Far right.
00:02:50.000 Yeah, Proud Boys are a far right group.
00:02:53.000 And I'm a far right speaker because what?
00:02:56.000 I don't give a shit about gay marriage or homosexuals.
00:02:59.000 I want normal borders like we had in the 2000s, maybe.
00:03:04.000 I have the same views on immigration that Hillary and Obama had in 2004.
00:03:10.000 What else?
00:03:11.000 I think Islam has a lot of trouble with its compatibility with the West.
00:03:18.000 Kind of notice that.
00:03:20.000 Feminism has become a shit show.
00:03:23.000 It was a reasonable idea right up until the 70s.
00:03:26.000 And then when women started becoming successful, it was time to throw in the towel, boys.
00:03:31.000 Same with racism and all your other stupid crusades.
00:03:33.000 You're done.
00:03:34.000 Sorry.
00:03:36.000 I want to live in a world where cops aren't hunting black people.
00:03:41.000 I want to live in a world where women make the same amount as men for the same work and the same hours and the same everything.
00:03:52.000 I want in a world where trans people aren't being randomly murdered just because they're different.
00:03:59.000 They're getting murdered by their ex-lovers, by drug dealers.
00:04:03.000 It's not a bunch of hillbilly yee-hows in the street.
00:04:07.000 There's another trans.
00:04:09.000 I love hunting trans in Manhattan.
00:04:11.000 I'm a Manhattan redneck.
00:04:13.000 That's a thing that we're going to talk about today.
00:04:16.000 The Manhattan Yee-Haw redneck skinhead Nazis.
00:04:21.000 That was in an episode of Ray Donovan.
00:04:22.000 Ray Donovan just had a...
00:04:27.000 They're called the Knights of Manhattan, where they all meet.
00:04:30.000 And I stand at a podium.
00:04:32.000 I'm bald in it, which was disappointing.
00:04:34.000 And we talk about Mexicans.
00:04:37.000 It's the only part that got right.
00:04:38.000 Thank God.
00:04:40.000 I will admit, Ray Donovan, that when it's raining out, there are certain drops that feel extra cold.
00:04:48.000 That's how you know you're going bald, when you feel like those little ice drops.
00:04:53.000 But it's like Proud Boys meetings, I don't go anymore.
00:04:56.000 I've been banned by the FBI.
00:04:58.000 What is that?
00:05:00.000 A skill budget?
00:05:01.000 No.
00:05:01.000 Freedom to congregate?
00:05:04.000 Right to assembly.
00:05:05.000 Right to assemble or whatever it is.
00:05:07.000 Can't do that anymore.
00:05:08.000 It's against the law.
00:05:09.000 People go to jail when I hang out with my friends.
00:05:12.000 But like this is their depiction of Proud Boy meetings.
00:05:15.000 Claiming our right as men.
00:05:19.000 How far that was from the truth.
00:05:20.000 We have a new face here tonight.
00:05:22.000 Brendan Donovan.
00:05:24.000 A man.
00:05:25.000 Fred Perry in the background.
00:05:26.000 Hell, this is going to get taken off of YouTube now.
00:05:28.000 That's enough.
00:05:29.000 How long are we allowed?
00:05:31.000 Like, people ask us what that opening song was, and that's music we had commissioned, we had made.
00:05:36.000 And then we're allowed to have some things up for X amount of time to discuss them.
00:05:41.000 Yeah, Ray Donovan.
00:05:43.000 We're trying to capitalize on your show.
00:05:46.000 We're trying to make money off of you.
00:05:48.000 I don't watch Ray Donovan.
00:05:49.000 I just watch when Gavin mentions it for three seconds on his show.
00:05:54.000 Anyway, that's what I'm going to be getting at today is Knights of Manhattan.
00:06:02.000 This is white supremacy.
00:06:03.000 And really, the whole show comes down to this one article.
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00:07:21.000 Like that Chris, what's his name from David Letterman, who had that show Eagle Heart?
00:07:25.000 Chris or Crisps?
00:07:27.000 No, in one of the episodes, he says, they go, what's your name?
00:07:31.000 And he's an undercover guy.
00:07:33.000 His name's Chris.
00:07:34.000 And he goes, my name's Chris.
00:07:35.000 And then he realizes I'm giving away my real name.
00:07:37.000 So he goes, my name's Chris.
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00:07:45.000 There's these senior citizens on that episode going, come on, Crisp.
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00:07:50.000 Oh, my God, is this show hilarious?
00:07:52.000 We can't show it.
00:07:53.000 That show, Strangers with Candy, that one we were talking about the other day on Netflix, You Have to Leave.
00:08:00.000 Harry and Paul, Mr. Show, of course.
00:08:04.000 It's like there's this level of quality with those shows, and then nothing even comes close.
00:08:09.000 It's not like a gradation with Sketch Community.
00:08:12.000 There's a good one called.
00:08:13.000 You either nailed it.
00:08:14.000 This is going to suck.
00:08:15.000 Neon Joe.
00:08:17.000 I don't believe you.
00:08:18.000 He's hunting.
00:08:19.000 He's a werewolf hunter.
00:08:20.000 Dude, it's great.
00:08:21.000 Oh, that's John Glazer.
00:08:23.000 Really?
00:08:23.000 Okay, dude.
00:08:24.000 I love Neon Joe.
00:08:26.000 Well, you're not allowed to like Neon Joe because John Glazer dumped me for liking Trump.
00:08:30.000 Wait, is this...
00:08:42.000 Oh, that's him?
00:08:43.000 Oh, I met that guy.
00:08:45.000 The guy on the left?
00:08:45.000 Yeah, he was the Russian and delocated.
00:08:49.000 Yes.
00:08:50.000 Met that bald guy, too?
00:08:51.000 Do I have to close my bar?
00:08:53.000 What about my market?
00:08:55.000 Yes!
00:08:56.000 When Leon Joe comes in.
00:08:57.000 Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:09:01.000 *laughs*
00:09:04.000 Neon Joe.
00:09:06.000 Over here.
00:09:09.000 He's awesome, but he's the same guy.
00:09:11.000 He's that character in everything.
00:09:13.000 He's a badass.
00:09:14.000 Who's not a badass?
00:09:18.000 Anyway, boy, that was a hell of a tangent.
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00:09:51.000 De Blasio and Cuomo have started a task force to investigate these calls.
00:09:55.000 Task crisps.
00:09:58.000 I put up on YouTube my speech that I did of Otoy Yamaguchi that the judge, Mark Dwyer, said he sits there on his pulpit spouting hate.
00:10:11.000 And then his soldiers have to go out and get arrested.
00:10:14.000 What the fuck are you looking up, Brian?
00:10:16.000 Your speech?
00:10:21.000 And she goes, oh, so you imagine that scene they just showed in Ray Donovan, right?
00:10:26.000 This was the speech.
00:10:27.000 It's ugly.
00:10:28.000 And I'm like, dude, shh, shh.
00:10:32.000 My only problem with this wall is that it's not riddled with pocket pussies.
00:10:38.000 Because I'm in love.
00:10:41.000 That's me talking about the wall in Israel.
00:10:43.000 And the assassination of you was also hilarious at the beginning.
00:10:48.000 Hilarious.
00:10:49.000 It's hilarious.
00:10:51.000 I'm going to get someone pregnant.
00:10:53.000 What do New Yorkers want to say?
00:10:57.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:58.000 Well, you're a socialist.
00:10:59.000 Oh.
00:10:59.000 Hysterical.
00:11:00.000 Hysterical.
00:11:01.000 This was hysterical.
00:11:02.000 Oh, my God.
00:11:03.000 That was hysterical when you came out there.
00:11:06.000 And right when it was all silent, he fought it.
00:11:08.000 It was hysterical, bro.
00:11:09.000 We were laughing.
00:11:11.000 Oh, my God, Gavin.
00:11:14.000 New Yorkers always yell my name.
00:11:16.000 Gavin, it was fucking hysterical.
00:11:18.000 McKinnis.
00:11:18.000 Yo, Gavin.
00:11:20.000 I'm right here, dude.
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00:11:45.000 One of the guys at the gym, Tommy, huge beast, different guy than the Italian guy.
00:11:49.000 He said, I'm doing 33 rounds for my birthday.
00:11:51.000 You want to come by?
00:11:52.000 Like, yeah.
00:11:54.000 He's a beast who always beats the crap out of me.
00:11:56.000 He's 260 pounds.
00:11:58.000 And I would love to fight you after you've done 30 rounds.
00:12:01.000 Yeah.
00:12:03.000 Just an inflatable round 31.
00:12:06.000 Yeah, I'll beat the shit out of you.
00:12:08.000 No problem.
00:12:09.000 Wham, wham.
00:12:10.000 I'll try out new moves.
00:12:12.000 Oh, let me try the old talking left hook.
00:12:15.000 But he goes, no, no, no.
00:12:16.000 I'm just doing like, I'm not sparring for 33 rounds.
00:12:19.000 I'm doing 33 rounds at the gym.
00:12:20.000 Oh.
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00:12:22.000 Gay?
00:12:22.000 I don't want to watch you do that.
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00:12:32.000 I wish you had something else in me.
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00:15:31.000 So this article came out this morning, driving me besonkers.
00:15:37.000 So keep in mind, right?
00:15:40.000 Two days after a massive hate crime where black Jewish supremacists murder white Jews that they don't think are real Jews.
00:15:52.000 They keep saying these guys have nothing to do with Judaism.
00:15:55.000 To be clear, the black Hebrew Israelites think Jews have nothing to do with Judaism, and they're the real Jews.
00:16:02.000 They say you can find pictures of black Jesus.
00:16:04.000 It's a whole thing.
00:16:05.000 It's very involved.
00:16:07.000 I've even argued with these guys in Brooklyn on the street.
00:16:10.000 They've been in all the neighborhoods I've lived in since I moved to New York in the 90s.
00:16:15.000 And I said, so what about the Holocaust?
00:16:16.000 Is that a joke?
00:16:17.000 Yes, they said it is a joke.
00:16:18.000 They laugh at the Holocaust.
00:16:20.000 You know why?
00:16:21.000 Because Hitler killed a bunch of random white people that have nothing to do with Jews.
00:16:25.000 They got the wrong guys, in their opinion.
00:16:29.000 So what you're seeing here is a religion that hates what we know as Jews.
00:16:34.000 They claim that you got the wrong guys, right?
00:16:36.000 There's also a lot of anti-whiteness that we're going to get to in a second, where you can tell that when they saw the kosher thing in their neighborhood, they didn't like that those Jews are in their neighborhood.
00:16:46.000 But I think a part of it too was like white people.
00:16:49.000 I think a lot of the people in this neighborhood see Jews as like a particularly pernicious type of white person.
00:16:57.000 That's just my theory.
00:16:59.000 Anyway, this woman, Allie Watkins, who I saw her name on this article and I thought, Allie Watkins, wasn't that slut who was like blowing all her informants, like all her, wherever she got the information from?
00:17:15.000 What's that called?
00:17:16.000 Her sources.
00:17:17.000 Dang.
00:17:17.000 Isn't that the chick who blows her sources?
00:17:19.000 And after you get caught doing that, isn't that the end of your career?
00:17:23.000 Nope.
00:17:24.000 Not at the New York Times.
00:17:26.000 Especially if you're furthering the narrative that this is black, is white supremacy.
00:17:29.000 That's a thing we talked about yesterday.
00:17:31.000 This chick, Carolyn Orr, another Allie Watkins, although I don't think she exchanges sex for information, said that the black Hebrew Israelites are a Christian fringe group.
00:17:41.000 Sorry, someone else called them a Christian fringe group, but Carolyn Orr said they're a group that espouses, mirrors the ideology of white supremacy.
00:17:51.000 What?
00:17:54.000 So if black people kill Jews, if black anti-Semites kill Jews, it's another example of white supremacy.
00:18:00.000 That's not unique.
00:18:02.000 Rashid Talib of the Goon Squad said when she found out about this shooting, this is way after, this is 1-1.
00:18:11.000 This is way after everyone knew what happened.
00:18:13.000 And everyone knew it was the black Hebrew Israelites.
00:18:16.000 You know, the ones that were calling the Catholic schoolboys, the Covington Catholic schoolboys, the, what is it, the incest, something like the results of incest or something?
00:18:28.000 Calling them all homosexuals and pedophiles.
00:18:30.000 So she knows who did it, and she blames white supremacy.
00:18:34.000 When she says, of the shooting, she says, white supremacy kills.
00:18:39.000 You know what's sick about all this?
00:18:41.000 I bet when they first heard about it, they're going, please be MAGA, please be MAGA, please be MAGA.
00:18:46.000 Similarly, I bet when Heather Heyer was killed, they went, I'm sorry, but yes, yes.
00:18:54.000 I got to stop being so effusive.
00:18:56.000 My pocket squares scared of me.
00:18:59.000 Come on, buddy.
00:19:00.000 Grow some balls.
00:19:03.000 All right.
00:19:04.000 So this article, Ali Watkins published today.
00:19:08.000 I mean, let the bodies go cold before you start blaming dead Jews on white supremacists when they were killed by black people.
00:19:18.000 What's the headline?
00:19:19.000 With the rise of far-right extremists, NYPD creates special unit threats from far-right and neo-Nazi organization, including groups like the Prowboys.
00:19:28.000 You see the way she does that Gilpy Association?
00:19:30.000 The Prowboys.
00:19:31.000 wow.
00:19:31.000 Yeah.
00:19:32.000 Huh.
00:19:33.000 Like, say there could be a new thing that's against big, huge, muscle-bound men who beat their wives.
00:19:42.000 So you'd say, we are catching all kinds of people who beat their wives, many of whom have tons of muscles.
00:19:49.000 Like the rock.
00:19:50.000 Like the rock.
00:19:52.000 And then you show a picture of bodybuilders.
00:19:54.000 That's fucking one of my worst analogies I've ever done.
00:19:57.000 I used to be the analogy king.
00:20:00.000 Well, how the mighty have fallen.
00:20:03.000 Yeah.
00:20:04.000 Well, I thought it wasn't that bad.
00:20:06.000 I picked up where you're putting down.
00:20:07.000 All cats are mammals.
00:20:08.000 All dogs are mammals.
00:20:09.000 All cats are not dogs.
00:20:10.000 There's a dog.
00:20:12.000 Anyway, go through that article.
00:20:14.000 So go back to the article.
00:20:16.000 So de Blasio Cuomo have set up a task force, and the task force is about pretending that Islam is not a threat and the Westside Highway never happened.
00:20:28.000 And the real threat in fucking Manhattan is Nazis.
00:20:32.000 Do you have any idea how tired you would be if you were a homophobe or an anti-Semite or a racist in Manhattan?
00:20:41.000 You'd be a busy boy.
00:20:43.000 I don't think you'd make it downstairs in your building.
00:20:47.000 You'd seethe yourself to death.
00:20:50.000 Anyway, she says, go back to the opening paragraph.
00:20:53.000 So this new group, which is really about seizing power, taking away conservatives' free speech, they're going to use this to terrorize Trump supporters under the auspices of stopping hate.
00:21:04.000 This is what they're doing on social media.
00:21:06.000 This is what they're doing with YouTube and the purge.
00:21:09.000 God, I have no idea why I'm still there.
00:21:11.000 But Twitter, they pretend they're stopping hate, but they're really using it to stifle conservatives and thwart Trump in 2020.
00:21:17.000 It's journalism as activism.
00:21:18.000 That's what Ali's doing here.
00:21:20.000 But in social media, it's platform providers as activists taking away your voice because they're fucking Bolsheviks at the end of the day and all they care about is power.
00:21:29.000 That's why you see these Jewish liberals saying, yeah, fuck Israel.
00:21:32.000 I don't care.
00:21:33.000 I just need to win.
00:21:35.000 I'll be totally pro, what's it called?
00:21:37.000 BDS, that boycotting Israel thing.
00:21:40.000 I'll be pro that, they say.
00:21:42.000 As long as I win.
00:21:43.000 Trump tries to help thwart.
00:21:45.000 I got to stop saying thwart.
00:21:46.000 Tries to help discourage BDS.
00:21:51.000 And they go, they make that into anti-Semitism.
00:21:55.000 Anyway, police officials say they have formed a new unit within the Department's Intelligence Bureau known as the Racially and Ethnically Motivated Extremism, R-E-M-E, or REAM.
00:22:07.000 Okay, so I assume this is your best conceivable example of REAM, is it not?
00:22:12.000 Or the West Side Highway.
00:22:14.000 That was ethnically motivated extremism, was it not?
00:22:18.000 How about Antifa beating the shit out of Trump supporters at my talk on October 12th and getting away with it?
00:22:25.000 And then picking a fight with Proud Boys are on their way home, losing the fight, and being rewarded with four years in prison to their opponents.
00:22:36.000 That will be primarily dedicated to investigating terror threats from far-right and neo-Nazi organizations, including groups like the Ant Atomwaffen Division and the Proud Boys.
00:22:48.000 What the hell is that?
00:22:49.000 Touching.
00:22:50.000 Look, they're touching.
00:22:52.000 What the fuck is the Atomwaffen?
00:22:55.000 I'm going to look this up.
00:22:56.000 How do you spell that?
00:22:58.000 See?
00:22:59.000 How do you not know how to spell that?
00:23:01.000 Atomwaffen?
00:23:02.000 Yeah.
00:23:04.000 The Atomwaffen.
00:23:06.000 Adam Waffen Division is a neo-Nazi terrorist network, blah, blah, blah, based in the southern United States.
00:23:11.000 It has since expanded across the United States.
00:23:14.000 Who the fuck are these guys?
00:23:18.000 Interesting.
00:23:19.000 Yeah, they're full-on swastika, Ziegheiling Nazis.
00:23:24.000 No ands or buts about it.
00:23:28.000 And then they're lumped in with proud boys who are multiracial, pro-Israel.
00:23:32.000 There's an Israeli chapter, tons of black dudes, tons of gay dudes.
00:23:38.000 I said that to this gay guy who was giving me shit about them.
00:23:41.000 And I said, okay, so it's a homophobic group.
00:23:44.000 What about the gay proud boys?
00:23:46.000 And he goes, they have internalized homophobia.
00:23:51.000 Well, then how do I know they're gay?
00:23:53.000 Wouldn't they be in the closet?
00:23:55.000 Hi, I'm gay, but I fucking hate gays.
00:23:59.000 Holy veh.
00:24:01.000 John Miller, the commissioner of the intelligence division, said the farward extremist groups are not that different in nature from Islamic extremist groups like al-Qaeda.
00:24:08.000 So Proud Boys fighting Antifa in the Upper West Side is the same as the terrorists on the West Side Highway killing, what, eight people?
00:24:18.000 Or the bombs that went off in Manhattan last year, the ones that went off, the ones that we stopped from going off, the countless attacks that have happened in Times Square that our hardworking policemen have stopped, prevented from happening.
00:24:34.000 Or how about a little thing called 9-11?
00:24:37.000 Isn't that sort of making you a little bit nervous?
00:24:39.000 Some things happened that day.
00:24:41.000 Some people did some things.
00:24:42.000 No, it's all the same.
00:24:44.000 There's no different recipe, except our offenders are likely to be on the ground here, he said in an interview.
00:24:49.000 So proud boys are ISIS.
00:24:51.000 Mayor Bill de Blasio announced the unit's creation on Wednesday at City Hall, just a day after a gun battle in Jersey City, during which...
00:25:01.000 She doesn't mention anything about black Hebrew Israelites.
00:25:04.000 So if you're just reading this from outer space, you go, just a day after a gun battle in Jersey City, during which two people with guns.
00:25:13.000 What the hell?
00:25:14.000 You have to really try hard to do that.
00:25:17.000 I'm impressed.
00:25:18.000 Who are these?
00:25:19.000 Hate Spree.
00:25:20.000 Two people with guns.
00:25:22.000 It's the same as the 9-11 thing where she goes, some people did some things.
00:25:26.000 Two people with guns opened fire at two different locations, including a kosher supermarket, killing three bystanders and a Jersey City detective.
00:25:33.000 So you'd read that and you'd go, oh my God, white supremacists are in Manhattan killing Jews.
00:25:40.000 All right, it's at this point where we jump ahead and see what happened.
00:25:45.000 This was 1-8.
00:25:48.000 Sometimes you have to go to Israeli news sources to find out what's happening here because secular liberal Jews in New York are such Bolsheviks that they jeopardize the safety Of Jews.
00:26:01.000 So you have to go to Orthodox Jews, Hasidic Jews, to see the Jewish, to see, to find out when Jews are under siege.
00:26:09.000 They're the only ones who recognize it.
00:26:12.000 Shocking.
00:26:12.000 Yes.
00:26:13.000 Thank you.
00:26:14.000 Shocking.
00:26:15.000 Onlookers at the scene of JC Terror Attack blame the Jews.
00:26:19.000 Why isn't this anywhere but Israeli media?
00:26:24.000 Explain that to me, please.
00:26:26.000 A woman couldn't be heard saying, I blame the Jews.
00:26:29.000 We never had a shooting like this until they came.
00:26:31.000 This is like, this isn't a year after the shooting.
00:26:34.000 Wow.
00:26:35.000 This is while they're cleaning up.
00:26:37.000 And this is at the scene.
00:26:38.000 What?
00:26:39.000 And they said because of Jewish shenanigans.
00:26:41.000 Jewish shenanigans.
00:26:42.000 But you can hear her say this.
00:26:43.000 Scroll down.
00:26:44.000 They have it on video.
00:26:45.000 Wow.
00:26:47.000 Where's the New York Times?
00:26:50.000 We have like this esoteric Israeli group going down and doing interviews because our journalists are activists and this doesn't fit their narrative.
00:26:58.000 That sounds crazy, but that's exactly what's going on.
00:27:01.000 Hey, baby!
00:27:07.000 I blame the Jews.
00:27:11.000 Just pause.
00:27:12.000 Do you get her logic here?
00:27:14.000 That the Jews brought on this shooting and that stray bullets were going and jeopardizing other people.
00:27:22.000 It's sort of like when Pamela Geller had that Muhammad thing and two terrorists came to kill her and they got killed by security and the headline was, Pamela Geller puts on art show that leaves two men dead.
00:27:35.000 Well, sort of.
00:27:38.000 If that victim never murderer's dead.
00:27:41.000 Because victims exist, we have rape.
00:27:45.000 Go ahead with this.
00:27:53.000 They'd be killing us.
00:27:54.000 What?
00:27:56.000 Just pause.
00:27:58.000 If this had been the other way around, they'd be killing us.
00:27:59.000 So does that mean if it was Nazi skinheads coming to kill two black people in a white neighborhood, wait, who would they be killing?
00:28:09.000 The other way around.
00:28:10.000 What's the other way around?
00:28:11.000 Who's who in your reverse scenario?
00:28:14.000 Jewish people?
00:28:15.000 Well, black Hebrew Israelites do consider themselves Jews.
00:28:19.000 The other way around.
00:28:19.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:28:20.000 Other way around.
00:28:21.000 Look how black people act.
00:28:22.000 We can't do it to them.
00:28:24.000 We can't do it to them?
00:28:26.000 I mean, why can't we kill Jews?
00:28:28.000 A civilian got hit.
00:28:30.000 Oh, that's one of the freakiest parts I thought.
00:28:34.000 Civilian, what is this?
00:28:35.000 Is your child stuck at school?
00:28:36.000 Yes.
00:28:37.000 Yeah, my child's just as Jews made me kill them.
00:28:41.000 I understand that you're frustrated.
00:28:43.000 I would be too.
00:28:44.000 Hey, who's the problem?
00:28:45.000 Because if they come to save the city, this shit would never go wrong.
00:28:48.000 Wait, is she talking about the black Israelite Jews?
00:28:50.000 No, she's talking about the kosher Jews who run the grocery store.
00:28:54.000 Those aren't actual Jews, though.
00:28:55.000 The black people are Jews.
00:28:57.000 Maybe she's like, no, not Joshua.
00:28:59.000 Isn't that term civilian disturbing?
00:29:01.000 Yeah.
00:29:02.000 So people with yarmulcas are not civilians.
00:29:05.000 They're public.
00:29:06.000 There's black people, there's white people, and then there's, I don't know what are they, military?
00:29:10.000 Now they're in the Israeli army now if they have a yarmulka?
00:29:13.000 They're private citizens?
00:29:15.000 They're not civilians.
00:29:15.000 I don't.
00:29:21.000 These kids are stuck at school just because someone made me shoot them.
00:29:25.000 Take that shit somewhere else.
00:29:26.000 What shit?
00:29:26.000 It's a kosher grocery store.
00:29:34.000 I'm not from here.
00:29:35.000 If they was there, they got shot dead.
00:29:35.000 That's great.
00:29:38.000 That's great.
00:29:40.000 Can you imagine if this was MAGA?
00:29:43.000 Can you imagine if this was Trump people with MAGA hats saying any of this?
00:29:48.000 Holy shit.
00:29:50.000 we'd all be arrested.
00:29:52.000 Seems like there's...
00:29:57.000 Anti-Semitism is on the rise if you include Islam and other groups.
00:30:03.000 That's been my experience.
00:30:05.000 But it's still, like, it's still Proud Boys are getting the front, front, are in the header of the New York Times.
00:30:14.000 Oh, and then she goes on in this article to talk about the Anti-Defamation League that said there were 50 deaths in 2018 from mass shootings, and they were all right-wing extremism.
00:30:27.000 Now, we're at the point now where this narrative, where people say things, and all you have to do is sit down in your living room and go, no, that doesn't make sense.
00:30:39.000 I'm thinking of the past 10 years.
00:30:40.000 There was San Bernardino.
00:30:42.000 There's, I won't count 9-11 if that makes you feel better.
00:30:46.000 There was the Paul Sorlando shooting.
00:30:51.000 There was the synagogue in Pittsburgh.
00:30:53.000 That was horrific.
00:30:54.000 That was one.
00:30:56.000 But the pattern seems to be mental illness and Islam.
00:31:00.000 Seems to be the predominant one.
00:31:01.000 But 50 shootings?
00:31:04.000 I mean, 50 people dead from shootings in 2018?
00:31:06.000 That was all Nazis?
00:31:09.000 There was Dylan Roof.
00:31:12.000 So I just took a cursory glance at the ADL link, right?
00:31:18.000 And the crowbarring and pretzeling they have to do to get to this number is downright bizarre.
00:31:26.000 50 deaths, all right-wing extremists.
00:31:28.000 And they say, my favorite is this line.
00:31:31.000 Every perpetrator had ties to at least one right-wing extremist movement, although one had recently begun supporting Islamist extremism.
00:31:39.000 So the Orlando shooting was a right-wing extremist because he's a homophobe.
00:31:46.000 That's right-wing.
00:31:47.000 And he is technically within Islam.
00:31:49.000 He's considered a conservative.
00:31:51.000 He's definitely not a liberal Muslim, right?
00:31:53.000 So it's right-wing violence.
00:31:56.000 Okay?
00:31:57.000 Told you I didn't like right-wingers.
00:32:00.000 And then they have another one.
00:32:01.000 The perpetrator of a deadly shooting spree in a yoga studio in Tallahassee was connected to the misogynistic incel manosphere movement in the wake of this attack and similarly motivated spata murders in Toronto.
00:32:13.000 So incels, these guys, these virgins who are getting so unlaid that they lose their minds, they're right-wing white supremacist extremists now.
00:32:24.000 Or this guy, the Waffle House guy, he's one of those, remember this Waffle House shooting?
00:32:30.000 that's number one three.
00:32:33.000 They mentioned that too as another example.
00:32:35.000 This is the guy who was nude at a mass shooting, yeah.
00:32:42.000 Sovereign citizen, sovereign citizens are not right-wing, they're no-wing, and this guy was clearly an absolute lunatic.
00:32:53.000 All right, before we get it, so so what we did here at Get Off My Lawn headquarters is we decided to go back.
00:33:02.000 We did this in a previous episode, but I'm going to revisit it here.
00:33:05.000 We decided to go back over the past 10 years because even my wife was saying, come on, you have to admit that there's been a lot of Nazi shootings in the past few years.
00:33:13.000 They go, no, that's not the pattern.
00:33:17.000 That's the pattern in the media.
00:33:20.000 They look at Pittsburgh synagogue shooting and New Zealand mosque shooting, and they go, Dylan Roof, right-wingers are on the loose.
00:33:28.000 We need to suppress them.
00:33:30.000 What they're really saying is, I want to suppress the right or anyone who likes Trump or anyone who doesn't follow my crazy goon squad agenda.
00:33:37.000 So I'm just going to kind of pretend they're Nazis.
00:33:40.000 I'll make incels Nazis.
00:33:41.000 I'll make sovereign citizens Nazis.
00:33:43.000 And I'll make lunatics Nazis.
00:33:45.000 There, I got my numbers up.
00:33:47.000 Now 50 people dead.
00:33:49.000 Now, you want to know who's dead from mass shootings?
00:33:52.000 And even the New York Times admits this.
00:33:56.000 17.
00:33:58.000 Blacks.
00:34:01.000 But what took place at 6101 Prentice Street on August 21st may say more about the nature of gun violence in the United States.
00:34:08.000 What are you doing, Ryan?
00:34:09.000 17.
00:34:11.000 Oh, this is the second email, right?
00:34:13.000 Nope.
00:34:14.000 Okay.
00:34:15.000 It's in the notes.
00:34:16.000 Continue on.
00:34:17.000 I'll have it up.
00:34:19.000 Nature of gun violence in the United States.
00:34:22.000 Let me start again.
00:34:23.000 This shooting may say more about the nature of gun violence in the United States than any of those far more famous rampages.
00:34:30.000 It is a snapshot of a different sort of mass violence.
00:34:33.000 Stay on that picture.
00:34:34.000 That's mass shooting in America.
00:34:38.000 One that erupts with such anesthetic regularity that it is rendered almost invisible.
00:34:44.000 No, it's not because it erupts with anesthetic regularity.
00:34:48.000 It's because journalists are activists and this doesn't fit the narrative.
00:34:53.000 So they ignore the dead people that were at that bar.
00:34:59.000 Except to the mostly black victims, survivors, and attackers.
00:35:05.000 Again, this is the New York Times.
00:35:07.000 Show the link again.
00:35:09.000 Go to the top.
00:35:11.000 The New York Times.
00:35:13.000 Mass shooters and victims of mass shooters are black.
00:35:17.000 But that's just four or more.
00:35:19.000 I decided to go back over the past 10 years and look at all the doozies.
00:35:23.000 Now, do you have this?
00:35:24.000 You have this email, right?
00:35:26.000 So, first of all, let me just, before we start, New Zealand, I'm not including, obviously.
00:35:35.000 This is just America.
00:35:37.000 Because if you want to look into New Zealand, then you're looking into the world.
00:35:42.000 If you want to look at the world, 90,000 Christians are murdered a year.
00:35:47.000 That's something like 230 a day, 250 a day or something.
00:35:52.000 Every single day, those Christians.
00:35:54.000 Coptic Christians murdered all over Egypt.
00:35:57.000 Children being crucified in northern Iraq.
00:36:01.000 Churches, Christian churches just going in and getting shot to shreds, like the walls are collapsing.
00:36:08.000 Ezra Levant has a Bible from a Christian church in northern Iraq that was shot right clean through with a bullet, a jihadist bullet.
00:36:18.000 And I'm very ashamed to admit that I wanted it as some sort of like art piece that I would have like in plexiglass in my living room.
00:36:28.000 So their horror just became like a little accoutrement next to my like rare Indian axe or something.
00:36:35.000 That's how shitty I can be sometimes.
00:36:37.000 I'm not proud of that.
00:36:38.000 All right.
00:36:39.000 So shall we go through this briefly?
00:36:41.000 Just to give you some perspective and to show you what a complete hack Allie Watkins is and how easy it is for de Blasio and Cuomo to just invent bullshit like racially and ethnically motivated extremism or REAM will be primarily dedicated to investigating terror threats from far right.
00:37:01.000 Even this, me saying this, they're going to say, far-right extremist Gavin McInnes starts having a meltdown after he finds out that the police will be watching him.
00:37:12.000 Police haven't not been watching me since Trump.
00:37:15.000 In fact, when I talk to my friends on my phone, I speak to the police because I know they're reading my texts.
00:37:20.000 And I say, come on, guys, you have to admit that one was funny.
00:37:23.000 All right, number one, Fort Hood, 13 dead, November 5th, 2009.
00:37:29.000 Nadal Hassan was radicalized in the military.
00:37:31.000 He kept pushing Islam on his fellow soldiers.
00:37:33.000 They didn't report it because they didn't want to appear as xenophobic.
00:37:36.000 So the motive of number one, which is Fort Hood, I'm starting in 2009.
00:37:41.000 I'm going back 10 years, radical Islam.
00:37:43.000 Got it?
00:37:45.000 San Bernardino, 14 dead.
00:37:48.000 December 2nd, 2015.
00:37:50.000 Big jump there, six years.
00:37:52.000 Jihadist couples Syed Rizwan Farouk and Tashfin Malik slaughtered a bunch of innocent people because they're infidels.
00:38:01.000 Motive to radical Islam.
00:38:04.000 I'm not going through this telling you radical Islamic shootings.
00:38:08.000 I'm going through the biggest shootings, basically 10 or more, but some of them are eight here.
00:38:13.000 The biggest shootings of the past 10 years and telling you the pattern.
00:38:16.000 It's just a coincidence that the first two have been radical Islam.
00:38:19.000 Because good news, New York Times.
00:38:20.000 Number three is white supremacy.
00:38:22.000 Charleston, nine dead, June 17th, 2015.
00:38:26.000 Dylan Roof did this.
00:38:28.000 This is everything that the left is saying.
00:38:31.000 This shooting was just as horrific.
00:38:35.000 This is radical, white supremacists, horrible, terrible.
00:38:38.000 You got it.
00:38:39.000 Good work.
00:38:40.000 Number three.
00:38:42.000 Number four, uh-oh.
00:38:43.000 The narrative is abandoned in just one shooting.
00:38:46.000 This was shortly after that.
00:38:50.000 No, sorry, about a year after that, June 12, 2016.
00:38:52.000 Radical Muslims who hated homosexuals shot up the Pulse nightclub.
00:38:57.000 A radical Muslim, I should say.
00:38:59.000 I went there with Milo.
00:39:00.000 We made out in front of that nightclub.
00:39:05.000 By the way, why didn't I get any whoop-de-dos for that?
00:39:08.000 I saw these gays later kissing in their living room, and there was a hashtag like, in your face, homophobes who shot up Pulse.
00:39:17.000 Dude, I was at Pulse.
00:39:18.000 We had bodyguards.
00:39:19.000 We were looking for snipers on the roof.
00:39:20.000 I was there the next day making out with a man.
00:39:24.000 You know how gross that is when you're straight?
00:39:28.000 It's for the victims.
00:39:32.000 We got zero press about that because it didn't fit the narrative because we're far right.
00:39:37.000 So we're there defending gays.
00:39:39.000 Anyway, 49 dead.
00:39:42.000 Motive radical Islam.
00:39:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:39:47.000 Remember that guy who was so mad about the shooting in Orlando that he decided to twerk?
00:39:53.000 It's called Twerk for Peace.
00:39:55.000 And he was so outraged that gays were killed in Orlando.
00:39:58.000 Same page.
00:39:59.000 We're together.
00:40:00.000 That he goes to Mike Pence's house and shakes his ass.
00:40:04.000 Mike Pence?
00:40:04.000 Huh?
00:40:06.000 Okay.
00:40:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:40:08.000 Mike Pence said, America, fuck yeah, after the Pulse shooting.
00:40:12.000 And he said, in your face, bitches.
00:40:15.000 He said it was the club got shut up because of a bunch of gay shenanigans.
00:40:20.000 All right, number five, Las Vegas, 58 dead.
00:40:24.000 Why don't we know more about this, by the way?
00:40:26.000 This is one of the weirdest things in American history.
00:40:29.000 58 people dead.
00:40:32.000 And we have no idea what the fuck was going on.
00:40:34.000 I've heard a lot of Muslim rumors.
00:40:36.000 I've heard crazy shit like, and I hope this doesn't get me killed.
00:40:40.000 I'm not remotely suicidal, by the way.
00:40:42.000 I've heard crazy shit like it was an arms deal where the FBI was selling weapons to ISIS in order to catch them, but ISIS sussed it out, killed everyone, then smashed the windows and from two separate locations, like two separate windows, shot all those people and then hightailed it out of there.
00:40:59.000 And the FBI has kept it under wraps because it's so fucking embarrassing.
00:41:04.000 I'll take that.
00:41:05.000 We got nothing.
00:41:07.000 Holy shit, I look exactly like a used car salesman.
00:41:12.000 This is the Ford Taurus.
00:41:14.000 Ford Taurus is a reliable vehicle.
00:41:17.000 Some people call it a boat.
00:41:18.000 A lot of people don't want to buy the Toyota Corolla.
00:41:20.000 They say, oh, I want to buy American.
00:41:22.000 Half of these cars are more American than Ford.
00:41:24.000 What do you think Toyota is made?
00:41:26.000 If you don't go leather, you don't go clear coat, you don't get those extended rims, you're going to be regretting it.
00:41:33.000 Well, how much were those guys really pilfering?
00:41:36.000 Were they getting like 10% more than the car's worth?
00:41:39.000 And were they making like $200,000 and doing Coke and fucking horns all night?
00:41:44.000 Those guys got a really bad rap.
00:41:45.000 Car salesman, yeah.
00:41:46.000 Yeah.
00:41:47.000 Because if you put it over a certain amount, then they can't help them with financing, so then it makes them not want to buy it or something like that.
00:41:52.000 I just heard a lot about this recently, and I'm like, oh.
00:41:54.000 To this day.
00:41:55.000 They rip you off too quickly.
00:41:56.000 It's embarrassing to be a salesman.
00:41:58.000 Advice, I never would have made any money at Vice if it wasn't for Shane Smith, the sales guy.
00:42:02.000 I never would have made any money at Rooster if it wasn't for Sebastian Eldridge, the sales guy.
00:42:06.000 Sebastian.
00:42:07.000 I didn't have a salesman at Street Carnage.
00:42:09.000 We made $0.
00:42:10.000 I didn't have a salesman at my restaurant.
00:42:13.000 We made $0.
00:42:14.000 I had a salesman at Swarm.
00:42:15.000 We sold it for a mint.
00:42:18.000 You need a hipster, a hacker, and a hustler.
00:42:20.000 The hustler is the salesman.
00:42:23.000 Thanks a lot, used car salesman.
00:42:25.000 So that's Las Vegas.
00:42:25.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:42:26.000 That's number five.
00:42:27.000 Number six, Westside Highway, eight dead.
00:42:31.000 Oh, by the way, sorry, for the motive, because I don't have anything, I'm just, I put mental illness.
00:42:36.000 Number six, Westside Highway, eight dead.
00:42:38.000 Jihadis Saifulo Habibulavich Saipov murdered eight people because they're infidels, motive radical Islam.
00:42:46.000 Number seven, Sutherland Springs.
00:42:48.000 That's 26 dead.
00:42:49.000 November 5th, 2017.
00:42:51.000 Worst shooting in Texas in Siolamo.
00:42:53.000 He hit his mother-in-law.
00:42:54.000 This was a family feud, mental illness.
00:42:57.000 26 dead.
00:43:00.000 By the way, so the ADL is getting paid to research hate.
00:43:03.000 This took me like an hour.
00:43:05.000 And I have totally different results from them.
00:43:07.000 So they're sitting there ignoring shit like 26 dead in Sutherland Springs and just saying, let's kind of make it 2018.
00:43:15.000 And then we'll make the incel a Nazi, the naked guy, the Waffle House guy, we'll make him a Nazi, the sovereign citizen, and then we can get our numbers up.
00:43:24.000 And then we can say, it's fucking Proud Boys killing everyone.
00:43:28.000 Number eight, Pittsburgh Synagogue.
00:43:31.000 This is like the Dylan Roof thing is everything the left said it is.
00:43:34.000 They are correct.
00:43:36.000 Robert Gregory Bowers is as evil as everyone says.
00:43:39.000 You're not being lied to about this shooting.
00:43:41.000 That was white supremacy.
00:43:43.000 Number nine, Parkland shooting, 17 deaths.
00:43:46.000 Nicholas Cruz.
00:43:47.000 I've heard the right try to make him into a Muslim because he said Allah Akbar on his Instagram.
00:43:54.000 I've heard the left say that he's a Nazi and he had swastikas on his gun.
00:44:00.000 It's undeniable the guy was a complete fucking lunatic.
00:44:03.000 Nicholas Cruz, the Hispanic man, is not a white supremacist.
00:44:08.000 So we're putting that under white supremacy.
00:44:11.000 Number 10, Santa Fe High, 10 dead.
00:44:14.000 Another weird team named Demetrios Pagurtzis.
00:44:19.000 Just an absolute nut bar.
00:44:19.000 No.
00:44:24.000 Then we have number 11, Thousand Oaks shooting, 13 dead.
00:44:27.000 That was November 7th, 2018.
00:44:29.000 He himself said, I had no reason to do it.
00:44:31.000 That's mental illness.
00:44:33.000 Number 12, Virginia Beach shooting, 13 dead.
00:44:38.000 That's May 31st, 2019.
00:44:39.000 Disgruntled employee, they fired him for being nuts.
00:44:42.000 He couldn't take it because he is nuts.
00:44:43.000 Way to prove to your employers that they were wrong to fire you for being nuts, by the way.
00:44:48.000 I'm not crazy.
00:44:48.000 Look at this.
00:44:49.000 You think I'm crazy?
00:44:51.000 Let a crazy person do that?
00:44:54.000 Mental illness.
00:44:55.000 El Paso, 22 dead.
00:44:57.000 The guy appeared to have a big problem with immigrants.
00:44:59.000 I'll make this white supremacy, but why is it a given that anti-Semites are white supremacists or that someone who's anti-immigration is a white supremacist?
00:45:11.000 Immigration isn't a race.
00:45:14.000 And the Sardov brothers shouldn't have come here.
00:45:17.000 I'm anti-Sarnev brothers coming here.
00:45:19.000 They're white.
00:45:22.000 It was a white guy that killed people on the West Side Highway, a white Muslim.
00:45:26.000 Is that white supremacy?
00:45:28.000 If a blood kills a crypt, does he hate black People?
00:45:31.000 Yeah.
00:45:31.000 So Virginia Beach shooting, that was mental illness.
00:45:34.000 El Paso, 22 dead.
00:45:36.000 We'll give it to you, though.
00:45:37.000 White supremacy, fine.
00:45:38.000 Dayton shooting, 10 deaths.
00:45:41.000 Connor Stephen Betts was an alt-left radical and Antifa member.
00:45:45.000 The media has totally glazed over this fact in their reporting and focus on guns.
00:45:48.000 That was Antifa.
00:45:50.000 So let's just go back here.
00:45:52.000 Do you want to pull this up on the screen?
00:45:54.000 What's up?
00:45:55.000 White supremacy death count in the past 10 years.
00:46:00.000 11, 22, and 9.
00:46:04.000 That's three shootings with 42 dead.
00:46:09.000 Antifa, one shooting, 10 dead.
00:46:12.000 Now, I can tell you reams of other Antifa-related deaths, life's ruined, suicides, jail sentences.
00:46:21.000 I'll do a whole video on the carnage that Antifa has wrought.
00:46:24.000 Yet, Ali Watkins calls them anti-fascist activists.
00:46:29.000 Yeah, that's what they are.
00:46:31.000 Radical Islam, 13, 14, 49, 8.
00:46:36.000 That's four shootings slash attacks, 84 dead.
00:46:40.000 Now, I'll admit the Westside Highway was not a shooting.
00:46:42.000 That was a truck.
00:46:44.000 It's not easy to get a gun in Manhattan, so I'm including this on the list.
00:46:47.000 I don't think that's egregious.
00:46:50.000 So white supremacy is 42 dead.
00:46:53.000 Radicalism is 84 dead.
00:46:55.000 Radical Muslims are male.
00:46:58.000 They're 1% of the population in America.
00:47:00.000 So that's 0.5%.
00:47:02.000 You're telling me that everyone who voted for Trump is a Nazi or white supremacist, right?
00:47:06.000 We have a white supremacist in the White House.
00:47:08.000 So let's say it's about half the population.
00:47:11.000 That's three, so 360, so 130.
00:47:14.000 So 70 million are male.
00:47:16.000 So 70 million people are committing half the murders that radical Islamists are.
00:47:25.000 And they are a fraction of 1%.
00:47:27.000 You see the problem with disproportionate?
00:47:30.000 Yet, de Blasio is focused on the Manhattan Nazi Club.
00:47:36.000 And then, of course, the winner is mental illness.
00:47:39.000 58, 26, 17, 10, 13, 13.
00:47:42.000 That's six shootings, 137 dead.
00:47:47.000 That's 1.4 shootings a year over 10 years.
00:47:50.000 We clearly have two major problems here, radical Islam and mental illness.
00:47:54.000 Considering Muslims, blah, blah, blah, and I just said all that.
00:47:56.000 So the risk coming from Muslim Islam in America, 3.2 million Muslims are as much of a threat as 173 million Americans.
00:48:04.000 That's including males and females together.
00:48:06.000 You have that if you just use male.
00:48:08.000 And there's a bunch I didn't include, like the STEM School Highlands Ranch, one dead, eight injured.
00:48:15.000 But that was only one dead.
00:48:17.000 So this whole notion of radicalization online is a myth.
00:48:21.000 And this whole idea of white supremacy taking over is a myth.
00:48:26.000 But I think it's worth looking in to the journalist, this activist journalist who is telling us why we're in danger, what's dangerous about society, and why this is a great example of white supremacy.
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00:50:18.000 So who is telling us what's happening in the world?
00:50:21.000 And I'm realizing now that everyone's just turned into a bunch of women.
00:50:24.000 This is women nation, especially the left, especially the New York Times.
00:50:28.000 And they're emotional.
00:50:29.000 They're more emotional.
00:50:30.000 So they don't give a shit about facts.
00:50:32.000 They just go, oh, right-wing extremists, proud boys, there was a shooting, anti-Semitism.
00:50:39.000 There, I'm done.
00:50:41.000 That guy with the dog is there to stop the Nazi skinheads that are taking over Manhattan.
00:50:46.000 I saw a Nazi skinhead about a month ago.
00:50:50.000 I was in Maryland.
00:50:52.000 It's a name like Aberdeen.
00:50:54.000 I forget the name of it, but it's where there's a big baseball tournament thing.
00:50:57.000 And at the shitty little small motel, I walked by a skinhead and I recognized, I think he had the white power crosshairs thing on his forearm.
00:51:06.000 And I could tell by his mutton chops and everything, this was it.
00:51:09.000 And I was sort of like gobsmacked because I went, you're the guy.
00:51:14.000 You're like the Grinch.
00:51:15.000 You're the thing we keep hearing about, the boogeyman.
00:51:18.000 It's like seeing Slender Man.
00:51:20.000 Oh my God, the thing everyone's talking about all day, every day, dominating news cycles.
00:51:26.000 There he is.
00:51:28.000 I didn't say anything.
00:51:29.000 I just laughed like Chris Rock.
00:51:31.000 How did he laugh?
00:51:34.000 I just fucked it up.
00:51:35.000 Why?
00:51:37.000 Do his laugh.
00:51:39.000 I don't know if I can.
00:51:40.000 A lot of racial shit.
00:51:42.000 Lot of racist shit.
00:51:44.000 Yeah.
00:51:45.000 I love Waffle House.
00:51:46.000 I can't do it anymore.
00:51:49.000 I love Waffle House.
00:51:52.000 He talks like someone that has a gun to his head and say, be Chris Rock.
00:51:55.000 Now.
00:51:56.000 Okay, I'm Chris Rock.
00:52:00.000 I love Wava House.
00:52:03.000 Chris, you talk like a person has a gun to their head trying to be you.
00:52:08.000 You're you.
00:52:08.000 It's okay.
00:52:10.000 All right.
00:52:11.000 So, who is Allie Watkins?
00:52:12.000 Who is she?
00:52:14.000 She's a chick who got caught having sex with her sources.
00:52:19.000 New York Times reporter who slept with Senate Intel Leaker has a problem with jaw-dropping tweets from the past.
00:52:24.000 So this article, I kind of have to pull it up on my own here.
00:52:27.000 This article isn't so much about her sex life, which isn't that such a lame way to start your career?
00:52:38.000 I mean, you're a woman.
00:52:39.000 You want to prove that you can make it with the big boys.
00:52:43.000 And you just, you do, you use your sex.
00:52:47.000 You use your body.
00:52:48.000 Use that one thing, the most sacred thing a woman has.
00:52:51.000 That's why men pay so much for it, her chastity.
00:52:54.000 The secret power.
00:52:55.000 Why don't I just blow my chastity?
00:52:56.000 It's sort of like God gives you savings as a woman and goes, here's your chastity.
00:53:00.000 It's worth infinity dollars, but don't dip into it unless you really need to.
00:53:04.000 Like get married and then you can spend it on him.
00:53:07.000 She's like, okay.
00:53:12.000 So right out of journalism school, wherever she went, she's an intern for like an hour and a half, and then she's right down to sex for information.
00:53:21.000 Right out of the gate.
00:53:22.000 I've noticed this too with big dudes.
00:53:25.000 If you ever get an argument with someone that's like 6'5?
00:53:27.000 Because that's their power.
00:53:28.000 And you'll go, that's bullshit, Jerry.
00:53:28.000 Yeah.
00:53:31.000 And he'll go, oh, it is, is it?
00:53:32.000 Is it bullshit?
00:53:33.000 And then he's all on your grill, and you go, what?
00:53:36.000 Now your argument is that you're tall.
00:53:36.000 I don't get it.
00:53:38.000 Right.
00:53:39.000 And he's threatening you in the fight.
00:53:41.000 He's using his power, his thing.
00:53:44.000 I'm angry.
00:53:47.000 That's what I say when that happens to me.
00:53:49.000 I'm gon' angry.
00:53:54.000 So she's having sex with this dude, Michael.
00:53:58.000 No, who was it?
00:53:59.000 Senate Intelligence Committee James A. Wolf, right?
00:54:02.000 She's a child, basically, at this point, 20-something.
00:54:06.000 And so she's getting these leaks, and she has the audacity to say that the Intel Committee was frustrated by a constant dribble of leaks.
00:54:17.000 Wow, someone is getting a bunch of leaks they don't deserve.
00:54:21.000 Wonder who it could be.
00:54:22.000 Apparently, the Intel Committee is really pissed.
00:54:26.000 Then she says maybe it's President Donald Trump's lawyers.
00:54:30.000 Trumpster lawyers will leak info about upcoming appearances, blame the committee, and then use...
00:54:39.000 And then use a pretext not to cooperate.
00:54:42.000 Yeah.
00:54:42.000 So she's accusing Trump's lawyers doing exactly what she's literally doing, but with conjecture.
00:54:48.000 Like, talk about the balls.
00:54:50.000 Is this woman trans?
00:54:52.000 According to the indictment, Wolf began dating Watkins, who previously worked at BuzzFeed.
00:54:57.000 You don't say.
00:54:58.000 Politico in 2013 when she was an undergrad student working as a news intern.
00:55:04.000 Even more stunning that the tweets above are two in 2013 of Watkins coming on the Zoe Barnes character House of Cards.
00:55:11.000 Oh yeah, so I guess I don't watch House of Cards, but I guess there's some disgusting slut whore character on it who fucks everything that moves in order to further her career.
00:55:22.000 And what does Ali Watkins say?
00:55:24.000 I want it to be Zoe Barnes until episode four.
00:55:27.000 Sleeping with your source, especially a vindictive congressman?
00:55:31.000 Bad life choice.
00:55:33.000 You mean what you're doing?
00:55:35.000 So she's admitting that what she was doing was a bad life choice.
00:55:40.000 Then her tweet pretty much admits that like, hey, I'm just kidding, but what if I did exactly what that chick did?
00:55:46.000 Yeah, she even crowdsourced the idea in a second tweet, including a totally kidding hashtag.
00:55:51.000 So on a scale of one to ethical, how does everyone feel about pulling a real Zoe Barnes for story ideas?
00:55:58.000 And she goes, ah, totally kidding.
00:56:00.000 House of cards.
00:56:02.000 Wolf initially denied that he had a relationship with Watkins, identified in court papers as reported to, until confronted with photos of them together.
00:56:10.000 I'll pull Larry Barnes for story ideas.
00:56:14.000 I'll have sex with you if you'll do a better job.
00:56:16.000 That's how desperate I am.
00:56:20.000 Peter, get your shit together.
00:56:22.000 And then you go, all right, well, that's some radical right-wing fake news site.
00:56:27.000 No, the New York Times itself, 1-6, reported on Ali Watkins' shenanigans.
00:56:35.000 That's becoming my new favorite word.
00:56:37.000 How an affair between the reports, I love the way, so the New York Times is doing, this is basically a PR firm now.
00:56:43.000 Like they were purchased by Carlos Slim, rescued from bankruptcy, and then soon after started doing fawning pieces on how wonderful this Mexican billionaire is who's made money tapping illegals who make calls home and send money home.
00:56:58.000 That's how he made his fortune.
00:57:00.000 I think he's worth $60 billion.
00:57:04.000 And then they just wrote about how awesome Carlos Slim is, how great it is to wire money home, et cetera.
00:57:09.000 They became a PR firm.
00:57:10.000 So now they're a PR firm for their own corrupt journalists.
00:57:14.000 How does she still have a job at the New York Times?
00:57:17.000 So listen to the tone here.
00:57:19.000 How an affair between a reporter and a security aide has rattled Washington media.
00:57:24.000 It's just an affair.
00:57:25.000 Why are you guys so rattled?
00:57:28.000 You guys are rattled over an affair.
00:57:30.000 Dollar petty.
00:57:33.000 Mr. Wolf, again, Wolf is the Senate Intelligence Committee aide.
00:57:40.000 It's so weird that the president has aides, right?
00:57:44.000 This is written, by the way, like a love novel.
00:57:48.000 The pearl bracelet arrived in May 2014.
00:57:48.000 Yeah.
00:57:51.000 They always have like three people working on a story.
00:57:54.000 Can't do a story by yourself?
00:57:56.000 You need Emily Flitter's help?
00:57:58.000 Scott, the pearl bracelet arrived in...
00:58:02.000 Arrived in May 2014 in the spring of Ali Watkins' senior year in college, a graduation gift from a man many years her senior.
00:58:09.000 It was the sort of bauble that might imply something more deeply felt than friendship.
00:58:14.000 But then again, might not.
00:58:16.000 Anyway, Mr. Wolf57 was arrested on June 7th and charged with lying to investigators about his contacts with Miss Watkins and three other journalists.
00:58:23.000 Miss Watkins, a Washington-based reporter for the New York Times, had her email and phone records seized by federal prosecutors.
00:58:30.000 Yet, she's the one you ask about hate in New York.
00:58:34.000 The revelation of Miss Watkins' affair with Mr. Wolf stunned many journalists who had watched her ascent from college-age intern to rising star in the sensitive field of security reporting.
00:58:45.000 Hmm, she had just been a college-age intern and was all of a sudden a major go-to journalist for security reporting, some of the hardest reporting there is.
00:58:58.000 If I was a pokritudinous young lady with a healthy libido and a penchant for sexual techniques, how would I go from loser intern that no one paid attention to to one of the top most well-informed security journalists, security reporters in the country?
00:59:18.000 Just got to open that mouth.
00:59:19.000 I, if it was me and I was her, I would blow my way to the top.
00:59:24.000 I'm not accusing her of doing that.
00:59:26.000 Their relationship played out in the insular world of Washington where young, ambitious journalists compete for scoops while navigating relationships with powerful, older sources.
00:59:35.000 If only there was a way to skip ahead when you're dealing with disgusting old creeps.
00:59:42.000 So if there's only a way to get their attention, if there was only a thing that they could touch, or a pair of things that they could touch, and perhaps decorate with, say, a pearl necklace instead of a pearl bracelet.
00:59:57.000 Maybe the pearl bracelet was that too.
00:59:58.000 That's a hint.
00:59:59.000 Wink.
01:00:00.000 Yeah.
01:00:00.000 It says wink on the beach.
01:00:01.000 She received a pearl bracelet from her informant and quickly washed it off with an old t-shirt.
01:00:07.000 Was it a pearl bracelet at the beginning?
01:00:09.000 I don't know.
01:00:10.000 Yeah, yeah, it was.
01:00:11.000 Mr. Wolf, who is married, but whose wife now lives in Connecticut, retired quietly in December shortly after investigators questioned him about possible leaks.
01:00:25.000 How do these, how do these, is it, we're so desperate for female journalists that will take any Tom Dickens slutty who walks in the door?
01:00:33.000 They're having a fun time.
01:00:34.000 Like, what's their angle of this?
01:00:36.000 It was love.
01:00:39.000 They had, he wasn't giving her leaks.
01:00:44.000 Okay, he was, but, but that was just a coincidence.
01:00:47.000 How do you possibly defend that?
01:00:49.000 What did the New York Times headline say?
01:00:51.000 It was like, shook Washington to its core.
01:00:54.000 Yeah, how a sexually libidinous woman shocked Washington because they weren't ready for that kind of hotness.
01:01:01.000 That's rotten.
01:01:03.000 Sizzle, sizzle.
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01:03:31.000 But this is a meme.
01:03:34.000 This is Don Lamon, 2-0, talking about a meme and inadvertently becoming a meme himself.
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01:03:56.000 Caesar is, yeah, the guy who sent 40,000 to Ukraine, the 90-day fiancé.
01:04:00.000 But check out Don Lamond's reaction to a pretty amusing quip, a funny little joke.
01:04:06.000 In addition to all the lies and all the blustering at tonight's rally.
01:04:12.000 What's wrong with blustering at a rally?
01:04:13.000 Isn't that where you're supposed to bluster?
01:04:14.000 What's wrong with his eyes?
01:04:15.000 War Room posted a meme on Twitter today showing Trump as a supervillain Thanos from the Marvel Just pause.
01:04:23.000 You have to see Don as a woman.
01:04:26.000 I do.
01:04:26.000 It's incongruous the way he talks.
01:04:28.000 And then you imagine him with like long hair and going, you are about to witness amongst the lies and the blustering, like imagine him with the purse.
01:04:37.000 Yeah.
01:04:38.000 He's like in your face.
01:04:40.000 Not an overly feminine woman.
01:04:41.000 No, no, no, not a feminine woman at all.
01:04:43.000 Just a regular woman.
01:04:44.000 He's like, what's her name?
01:04:45.000 The girl that was in that movie with the mole here.
01:04:48.000 Tiffany Hadish.
01:04:50.000 He's like Tiffany Hadish.
01:04:52.000 Showing Trump as a supervillain Thanos.
01:04:52.000 Yeah.
01:04:54.000 Oh, pop.
01:04:56.000 That's my other favorite part.
01:04:58.000 That we live In an illiterate society where we treat superheroes like they're worth a piece of shit.
01:05:07.000 Like it's the new Bible, basically.
01:05:09.000 It's the new Bible.
01:05:10.000 And the way you can tell this is when people pronounce Thanos or whatever his fucking name is, they pronounce it like Muhammad or Jesus.
01:05:18.000 Oh my God, you're right.
01:05:19.000 Ew.
01:05:19.000 So he's like making sure he has the perfect pronunciation of Thanos.
01:05:24.000 It's like Nicaragua.
01:05:25.000 You don't want to be disrespectful to the...
01:05:29.000 You're right.
01:05:29.000 Oh my God.
01:05:31.000 I don't want to shit on their religion.
01:05:32.000 That is such a gross revelation.
01:05:34.000 So they took the Greek god Thanos.
01:05:37.000 Play it again.
01:05:38.000 I got to hear it.
01:05:38.000 From the Marvel Avengers movies.
01:05:41.000 Showing Trump as a supervillain Thanos.
01:05:43.000 Thanos.
01:05:44.000 From the Marvel Avengers movies.
01:05:46.000 Dispatching his Democratic enemies.
01:05:50.000 Take a look at this.
01:05:52.000 Take a look at this joke.
01:05:53.000 See, just pause again.
01:05:55.000 Sorry.
01:05:55.000 They're fucking Puritans.
01:05:57.000 Like this whole Ally Watkins article calling a jokey men's club Atomwaffen.
01:06:04.000 They're against fun.
01:06:05.000 They're against jokes.
01:06:06.000 Calling Antifa anti-fascist activists.
01:06:09.000 They are fucking Puritans.
01:06:12.000 Militant Puritans.
01:06:14.000 This is a very amusing throwaway joke.
01:06:18.000 I noticed on Twitter, everyone kept talking about it, that's actually right before Thanos Thanos does.
01:06:24.000 Like, anyone gives a shit what the plot of that stupid superhero movie is.
01:06:28.000 It's just a funny little quip, like Grab Her by the Pussy.
01:06:32.000 It's not a political doctrine.
01:06:34.000 It's not a dictum.
01:06:35.000 I am inevitable.
01:06:35.000 It's not a tenet.
01:06:45.000 On the solemn day, I recall that the first rule of business to members of Congress.
01:06:53.000 And this isn't Trump.
01:06:54.000 This is a Trump war room.
01:06:59.000 Cadbury Egg is not amused.
01:07:01.000 Eggbury.
01:07:02.000 What do we eat?
01:07:03.000 In junior high school?
01:07:04.000 Egg LeMan.
01:07:05.000 What the hell?
01:07:06.000 What is this?
01:07:07.000 You mean it's a joke, you dweeb?
01:07:10.000 Get your ear pierced on live television.
01:07:13.000 That's supposed to be an exciting.
01:07:15.000 What are you in high school?
01:07:16.000 Isn't he the guy that's on TV shit-faced on New Year's Eve?
01:07:20.000 That's it.
01:07:20.000 Babbling?
01:07:21.000 Yeah.
01:07:21.000 Blustering?
01:07:23.000 We're supposed to take you seriously?
01:07:24.000 Look at him.
01:07:26.000 I am not amused.
01:07:27.000 He's got deflated balloon eyes.
01:07:30.000 Well, he's old, dude.
01:07:31.000 We're old.
01:07:32.000 What?
01:07:33.000 It's a joke.
01:07:35.000 Joe.
01:07:36.000 Joe.
01:07:36.000 Joke.
01:07:38.000 I cannot believe that I'm even having to report this on the news.
01:07:45.000 You're a meme.
01:07:46.000 You just became a meme.
01:07:48.000 This is crazy.
01:07:50.000 He's something so crazy.
01:07:52.000 This is something so crazy.
01:07:54.000 Crayon.
01:07:55.000 He says something so crazy.
01:07:57.000 He has a meme.
01:07:58.000 He's so crazy.
01:07:59.000 Pepper, man.
01:08:00.000 He's sounding weird.
01:08:01.000 Sunsing.
01:08:02.000 There's nothing wrong with that.
01:08:04.000 Crazy.
01:08:05.000 Are you people insane?
01:08:06.000 Sure.
01:08:07.000 Yes.
01:08:08.000 I'm insane, Lamon.
01:08:13.000 Did he just see 9-11?
01:08:15.000 Is he talking to the Taliban right now?
01:08:18.000 He's under the impression that Disney and Pixar both collaborated to do that for Trump personally.
01:08:23.000 Did he just find out how many Yazidi women are raped by jihadist terrorists?
01:08:28.000 Did he just find out that 90,000 Christians are killed every year?
01:08:34.000 Yeah.
01:08:36.000 Are you insane?
01:08:37.000 Did you just hear about the white farmers in South Africa?
01:08:40.000 Kill, shoot the ball.
01:08:42.000 Go ahead.
01:08:43.000 Shoot, kill.
01:08:44.000 Democrats on Twitter do this.
01:08:47.000 Stupid, silly.
01:08:48.000 Yes.
01:08:49.000 You know what?
01:08:50.000 Shit.
01:08:51.000 You're against stupid, silly shit?
01:08:54.000 The word you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.
01:08:56.000 When Trump said shit, shithole was all over their banner and everything.
01:09:00.000 They were saying shithole openly on CNN.
01:09:02.000 You could say shit.
01:09:03.000 Play this.
01:09:04.000 What about Je Niro?
01:09:06.000 Fuck Trump.
01:09:07.000 Juvenile meme game.
01:09:09.000 Yeah.
01:09:10.000 I will.
01:09:11.000 And put it on your show.
01:09:13.000 This wasn't written into law.
01:09:15.000 You could have not covered this too, by the way.
01:09:17.000 Yeah, this isn't the new tax code.
01:09:19.000 It's a meme.
01:09:20.000 You never heard of a meme?
01:09:22.000 You say the left can't meme.
01:09:23.000 Now the left can't handle memes.
01:09:25.000 Right.
01:09:25.000 They don't comprehend.
01:09:28.000 Why'd you say hend like that?
01:09:30.000 Because that won't record this.
01:09:32.000 You know, Thanos can see you right now.
01:09:37.000 Stupid crap.
01:09:39.000 Is he talking to CNA?
01:09:40.000 History will record this.
01:09:42.000 And Slam Dunk.
01:09:42.000 Why are we covering this?
01:09:44.000 Is that the Slam Dunk?
01:09:46.000 Seriousness of what is happening.
01:09:49.000 Like, today is the day that the House of Representatives in the United States of America introduced articles of impeachment against President Donald J. Trump, the President of the United States of America.
01:10:04.000 You just Thanosed us.
01:10:05.000 Thanos?
01:10:06.000 Thanos.
01:10:07.000 High Crimes and Misdemeanors.
01:10:09.000 Whoa.
01:10:12.000 I like how he drops the mic at the end.
01:10:14.000 High crimes and misdemeanors.
01:10:16.000 Great movie.
01:10:17.000 All right, let's take some calls.
01:10:19.000 Cut to a thing so we have a nice clip.
01:10:21.000 Yeah, let's then let's take some kisses.
01:10:22.000 Do you want to tell people to get fired or whatever?
01:10:25.000 Yeah.
01:10:26.000 Let's end the show.
01:10:29.000 I use air quotes recklessly now.
01:10:34.000 Get fired.
01:10:35.000 Be brave.
01:10:35.000 Get in trouble.
01:10:36.000 Never stop fighting.
01:10:50.000 Thought we'd never get rid of them.
01:10:52.000 Real losers.
01:10:54.000 Jamais array de guerrs.
01:10:56.000 No, de guerr means war.
01:10:59.000 What's fighting?
01:11:00.000 Bat?
01:11:01.000 That I don't know.
01:11:02.000 Jamais arred des bat?
01:11:04.000 How do you say never stop fighting in French?
01:11:08.000 All right, let's take some calls.
01:11:10.000 Let's look up how we say the show's motto.
01:11:17.000 And then we can say it in French.
01:11:19.000 Get fired.
01:11:22.000 Et.
01:11:24.000 I don't know what fired means.
01:11:26.000 Google Translate.
01:11:28.000 Fuego.
01:11:29.000 No, that's Spanish, you boob.
01:11:31.000 Feur is fired.
01:11:34.000 Du feures.
01:11:36.000 English, Spanish, Arabic.
01:11:37.000 Isn't that even Google being weird?
01:11:41.000 Like, why would it be French, English, Spanish?
01:11:43.000 Why is Arabic the first option?
01:11:45.000 So English is get fired.
01:11:48.000 Fired.
01:11:50.000 Etre vire.
01:11:52.000 Etre vire.
01:11:53.000 Vire.
01:11:55.000 Etre just means to be.
01:11:57.000 Etre levent.
01:11:58.000 So fired is vire.
01:12:00.000 That's my name and then get in trouble is avoir des ennui.
01:12:07.000 Ennui means boring.
01:12:10.000 Become bored?
01:12:12.000 That's our idea of trouble?
01:12:13.000 This is my kind of language.
01:12:15.000 I like these people.
01:12:16.000 Get fired, get in trouble.
01:12:18.000 Be brave.
01:12:20.000 Soi brave.
01:12:21.000 Same word.
01:12:22.000 Soi brave.
01:12:25.000 I'd rather not.
01:12:26.000 I'm sure Rav needs a suave, but can't do it.
01:12:30.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.
01:12:35.000 Et ne sicé jamais de vaux vous batre.
01:12:39.000 That's a good example of how to speak French.
01:12:44.000 It's just fancy English.
01:12:47.000 You know how that translates?
01:12:52.000 In English?
01:12:53.000 Batre.
01:12:55.000 And never cease your battles.
01:13:00.000 They just talk like knights.
01:13:02.000 Never cease your battles.
01:13:04.000 Like I told you, a long time ago, I was in Montreal, and there was some fight at the little public pool where we used to go to get in shape.
01:13:12.000 And these kids got kicked out, but I couldn't see what they had done.
01:13:16.000 So I said to the sort of security guy, that means the crust, the crustaceans.
01:13:24.000 I was insulting children.
01:13:25.000 They were like teenagers.
01:13:27.000 And he said, ah, espagrav, c'est ne ferro jeune.
01:13:31.000 No, no.
01:13:32.000 He said, ah, tis not grave.
01:13:35.000 'Tis an affair of the young.
01:13:38.000 Ew.
01:13:40.000 Sounds like a fucking weird, fancy pedophile.
01:13:45.000 I'm having an affair with the young.
01:13:46.000 What are you doing?
01:13:48.000 Just in case you know that we have to use that sometimes.
01:13:52.000 So I'm putting it closer to you.
01:13:55.000 We've had all day to test the mics for the call-ins.
01:13:59.000 There's no testing that can be done.
01:14:01.000 It has a life of its own.
01:14:05.000 All right, let's agree to this then.
01:14:07.000 We'll take the very first call no matter what it is.
01:14:10.000 And by the way, stop reading the bullshit.
01:14:12.000 I don't give a shit about what the computer says they think they said.
01:14:14.000 Just the name.
01:14:16.000 At best.
01:14:17.000 Okay.
01:14:18.000 And if this first call is echo, we reboot Skype.
01:14:21.000 Does that mean we lose all those calls?
01:14:24.000 No.
01:14:26.000 But restarting the computer usually is the thing that gets it going.
01:14:29.000 Restarting Skype does nothing.
01:14:32.000 It re-establishes your connection.
01:14:34.000 Hi, I was attacked by a chimp, and I got a new face.
01:14:39.000 I'm pretty happy with it.
01:14:41.000 It works.
01:14:41.000 I can talk.
01:14:42.000 It's not great.
01:14:42.000 looks bizarre.
01:14:43.000 Are we allowed to...
01:14:51.000 Is that what you're going to ask?
01:14:52.000 No, that's the answer.
01:14:53.000 Oh, man.
01:14:54.000 So who's winning this bundle?
01:14:58.000 That's the question?
01:15:00.000 Yeah.
01:15:00.000 Oh, it's the fifth caller.
01:15:02.000 Fifth caller.
01:15:02.000 Okay.
01:15:03.000 So what I have to do afterward, just to let you know and everybody, after I'm done taking your call and you've been declared the winner, I have to privately talk to you and just get your address.
01:15:16.000 How are you going to do that?
01:15:18.000 I have ways.
01:15:19.000 You can just give them your company email and they can email you that they won or then someone might cheat.
01:15:24.000 Well, what I would do is, yeah, exactly.
01:15:26.000 So what I would do is just unplug them from there so you won't be able to hear it, but you'll hear me ask.
01:15:30.000 All right, whatever.
01:15:31.000 Call number one.
01:15:31.000 All right.
01:15:32.000 Martin Kari.
01:15:35.000 Hello, Martin.
01:15:42.000 He's been waiting for a while.
01:15:43.000 Is he super quiet as a guy?
01:15:46.000 Or does his machines not work?
01:15:48.000 Martin?
01:15:53.000 Martin?
01:15:57.000 Is he going to lose his place?
01:16:00.000 I think he hung up.
01:16:01.000 Yeah, he did.
01:16:02.000 Miss Texas.
01:16:06.000 Hi, I was calling him about dick size.
01:16:08.000 Dick size.
01:16:11.000 Yes, sir.
01:16:12.000 Okay, what about his eyes?
01:16:15.000 So you know how they're always talking about public shootings and they always say, well, you know, if you carry a gun, you're just worried because you have a small dick?
01:16:23.000 Are people literally worried that somebody with a huge dick is going to rape them?
01:16:27.000 And that's literally preventing shootings?
01:16:30.000 Like, does a school shooter walk into a school and say, well, you know what?
01:16:34.000 I would shoot this up, but I'm really worried that I'm going to get raped by a guy with a big dick?
01:16:39.000 Like, is that what we're worried about now?
01:16:41.000 Well, I don't think that's the insult with the small dick.
01:16:44.000 The insult with a small dick is that you're unable to please a woman and no one wants to fuck you.
01:16:50.000 Well, that's true, but how would that help with, you know, they say, well, you carry a gun because you have a small dick.
01:16:55.000 You know what I mean?
01:16:57.000 Yeah, no, I think you're missing the point of the analogy.
01:17:02.000 The psychosis, the sort of Freudian justification for that is you have a little dick, so you don't feel strong, but then you carry a big gun, and it's a phallic symbol.
01:17:12.000 You could also say, like, say, the guy who built the Empire State Building after the Chrysler Building had a small dick, and he was compensating.
01:17:20.000 Now, he's not going to use the building to beat up guys with big dicks.
01:17:23.000 It's just like, I want a bigger phallic symbol that has power, so I chose a gun.
01:17:28.000 What they're really just trying to do is hope that they found your weak spot and hurt you in it.
01:17:34.000 It's like when people call Trump supporters fags or something, and they say, oh, you're gay.
01:17:40.000 You're secretly gay.
01:17:41.000 Because they're hoping we'll go, gross.
01:17:45.000 They don't hate gays, obviously, but they think we do.
01:17:50.000 So it's just a petty, stupid insult.
01:17:52.000 And it's funny, too, because you think of like, they always say that about motorbikes, too.
01:17:56.000 Oh, you've just got a small dick, you got to compensate.
01:17:59.000 Yeah, Hell's Angels Have a bunch of tiny dicks.
01:18:01.000 Or with the gun thing.
01:18:02.000 Yeah, the Bloods in the Crypts have the tiniest dicks in town.
01:18:06.000 That's why they have fucking guns.
01:18:08.000 Thanks for calling.
01:18:08.000 Go tell them that.
01:18:10.000 All right.
01:18:12.000 We got Eric, the actor.
01:18:16.000 I don't believe so.
01:18:17.000 Hi, Eric.
01:18:20.000 Hey, am I on?
01:18:21.000 Yep, yep.
01:18:21.000 Can you hear me?
01:18:24.000 All right.
01:18:25.000 First of all, love you guys.
01:18:26.000 You guys are great.
01:18:27.000 I've been listening to Daily Wire and Crowder for a very long time.
01:18:31.000 None of them got a dollar out of me, so congratulations.
01:18:34.000 Oh, appreciate it.
01:18:34.000 I'm here.
01:18:39.000 It's crazy.
01:18:40.000 I'm actually calling you from a very small town in Ontario, Canada.
01:18:44.000 What's the town?
01:18:45.000 It's between Guelph and Orangeville.
01:18:47.000 It's called Erin.
01:18:49.000 I doubt you've heard of it, but I really appreciate all of your Canadian references.
01:18:54.000 It hits home.
01:18:56.000 What's it called?
01:18:59.000 Erin.
01:19:00.000 Erin, as the outsiders call it, but the old farmers call it Erin.
01:19:00.000 How do you spell it?
01:19:04.000 How do you spell that?
01:19:06.000 E-R-I-N, Irish.
01:19:10.000 Because I know rural Ontario very well because we used to tree plant there.
01:19:15.000 But if you're near Guelph, then you're too far south for us to have ever tree planted there.
01:19:22.000 Yeah, man.
01:19:23.000 Small world, really crazy.
01:19:25.000 So all your references, that's good shit.
01:19:28.000 Anyway, I just wanted to bring up Abbeville, South Carolina.
01:19:32.000 In your last episode, you mentioned it, and I found a clip of your show, $0 a Day, when you're there.
01:19:38.000 And did you ever go into the Belmont Inn, which is kind of in the corner by the opera house?
01:19:43.000 And did they tell you to fuck off if you went in there?
01:19:46.000 No, they were super cool.
01:19:47.000 Yeah, that was a great place.
01:19:48.000 You know what I did notice, though?
01:19:50.000 I was hanging out with some dudes that were normal middle-class guys with kids and stuff.
01:19:54.000 And that was their one night a month where they could party.
01:19:57.000 I think they were on Meth.
01:19:59.000 Yeah.
01:19:59.000 I think Meth in the South is like Coke in the Northeast.
01:20:04.000 Because at 2 in the morning, I was like, dudes, we've been partying pretty hard today.
01:20:10.000 And I saw them at their tables like, boy, where are you going, man?
01:20:16.000 Yeah, buddy.
01:20:17.000 That's all there is to do down there.
01:20:18.000 It's funny.
01:20:20.000 You go to one of the most impoverished towns in America to try and do your little show and make money.
01:20:26.000 Good move, man.
01:20:28.000 It was a beautiful town.
01:20:29.000 How do you know about Abbyville, South Carolina?
01:20:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:33.000 So that's why it's so crazy.
01:20:35.000 I went down there for the first time in August 2009 to learn how to fly because in the basement there, there was that bar and whatever.
01:20:45.000 Then there was another room, and my friend's flight school was being run out of it.
01:20:50.000 And shortly after that, a couple years later in 2011, we closed it down to the public, and that was our private residence.
01:20:58.000 Wow, that's cool.
01:21:01.000 What are the odds?
01:21:02.000 Yeah, what a small world.
01:21:03.000 Yeah, from Ontario and then ending up in Abbeville.
01:21:07.000 Like, nobody's heard of that.
01:21:09.000 So, super cool.
01:21:11.000 Well, thanks for calling.
01:21:11.000 All right.
01:21:12.000 I like you more than a friend.
01:21:14.000 I just realized I love my son alone in the house with the stove on.
01:21:19.000 Let's make sure he's still alive.
01:21:20.000 Hello?
01:21:28.000 Hey, did you turn the stove off?
01:21:33.000 So everything's safe?
01:21:36.000 Is Johnny asleep?
01:21:38.000 All right.
01:21:39.000 See ya.
01:21:43.000 Cute kids.
01:21:44.000 Nice.
01:21:45.000 Hey, Mike from Boston.
01:21:49.000 Hey, this is Mike from Boston.
01:21:51.000 Ryan, you trimmed a bush on the top of your head, and Gavin hasn't acknowledged it for us.
01:21:56.000 I'm a little surprised by that.
01:21:58.000 You look like a polished turd.
01:22:00.000 It's a beautiful thing to see.
01:22:01.000 I love you, babe.
01:22:02.000 Thank you, babe.
01:22:03.000 Appreciate you.
01:22:04.000 The guy on that video who's like, bro, bro.
01:22:07.000 That's Boston, right?
01:22:08.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:22:10.000 You guys all sound the same to me.
01:22:12.000 Is that racist?
01:22:14.000 I'm hamming it up for you so you can fucking, you know, make fun of the Boston thing now, get off the phone.
01:22:19.000 But Cofete, Cofete stands for Communications Over Various Speeds Electronically for Engagement Act.
01:22:28.000 I don't know what the fuck that means, but that's what it stands for.
01:22:33.000 Look up Cofete Act.
01:22:36.000 Yeah.
01:22:37.000 So fucking sent that up.
01:22:40.000 It's a really difficult thing to look up because the Trump story takes up the first 9 million pages of DuckDuckGo.
01:22:47.000 We don't see Google anymore.
01:22:49.000 So I have a lot of trouble.
01:22:50.000 The only place I can find them talking about the actual word is Snopes, and of course we know what they are.
01:22:56.000 But yeah, I heard that it's a real word.
01:23:01.000 Yeah, fucking, don't use DuckDuckGo or Ask Jeeves or whatever the fuck you use them.
01:23:06.000 Just type in Cocefe Act.
01:23:08.000 Get to it, Ryan.
01:23:09.000 Pull it up.
01:23:10.000 It's done already.
01:23:13.000 It'll show you.
01:23:14.000 But apparently it's just so that they can fucking save the president's tweets or something, some fucking bullshit.
01:23:20.000 So we're going to need some right-wing conspiracy theorists to get to the bottom of that.
01:23:27.000 So it's possible that that came out after he said Covefe?
01:23:33.000 So he said this long prior to this act coming out.
01:23:33.000 Yes.
01:23:39.000 I don't know what the fuck the significance of it is or what have you, but yeah.
01:23:46.000 Everybody went shit show, and it ended up being this act that got implemented.
01:23:51.000 I don't know.
01:23:53.000 But I'm sorry to be pedantic here, but if the act came out after he used that word, then it doesn't mean that it's a real term.
01:24:03.000 No, no, it's acronym.
01:24:08.000 And it was an acronym before he said that.
01:24:13.000 No, but it was being drafted when he said it.
01:24:15.000 So he knows about it.
01:24:16.000 Ah.
01:24:17.000 He knew about it when he let that fly.
01:24:20.000 Oh, well.
01:24:21.000 He's fucking trolling people.
01:24:22.000 He knows.
01:24:23.000 He's let this shit fly.
01:24:24.000 Everybody's going to think he's saying coffee.
01:24:26.000 People freak the fuck out because the fucking media is ridiculous.
01:24:31.000 That's amazing.
01:24:33.000 And you know what's really important?
01:24:33.000 Wow.
01:24:34.000 Jim Gold was saying this to me the other day.
01:24:36.000 99% of the populace doesn't care about facts.
01:24:39.000 So the fact that Covefe is a word and he didn't fuck up, Jimmy Kimmel's tweet is still out there, Jimmy Fallon's tweet, Zach Brath's tweet, those guys will always have more authority to the masses than the actual truth.
01:24:54.000 So much of what we hear about him is bullshit.
01:24:56.000 It's amazing.
01:24:57.000 All right, thanks for your calling.
01:25:00.000 I thought he just sent that thing out on the shutter one morning and didn't know he was typing.
01:25:04.000 But I just learned what it was, and yeah, it's a thing.
01:25:08.000 That's crazy.
01:25:10.000 All right, thanks for calling.
01:25:11.000 We like you more than a friend.
01:25:12.000 That's cool.
01:25:13.000 I like knowing stuff.
01:25:17.000 What?
01:25:19.000 That's cool.
01:25:20.000 Listen, Burb Talker.
01:25:20.000 I like knowing stuff.
01:25:23.000 No, that's how I pronounce what.
01:25:24.000 Oh.
01:25:25.000 You think I'm sitting here drinking beers during a show?
01:25:28.000 Hello, James.
01:25:31.000 Hello, my brothers.
01:25:33.000 I like knowing stuff.
01:25:34.000 That's beautiful.
01:25:35.000 The sound is better.
01:25:36.000 Gavin doesn't sound so far off, and I hear no echoes.
01:25:39.000 So thank God.
01:25:40.000 Thank you.
01:25:41.000 Right on.
01:25:42.000 Otherwise, I'd like to back and forth with you guys, but the audio setup lately doesn't lend itself easily to that.
01:25:50.000 So I tend to just roll.
01:25:51.000 I sent you an email this week, bro.
01:25:54.000 Duck, duck, go.
01:25:55.000 I'm with you on that.
01:25:56.000 Ryan, you're looking good.
01:25:57.000 That's very white of you.
01:25:59.000 Thank you.
01:26:00.000 Haircut.
01:26:01.000 I'm also calling from Ontario, southwestern Ontario, St. Catharines, the Michigan side of Port DeLuzzi in the Niagara Region, to be specific.
01:26:12.000 Gavin, when you bring the kids on in any capacity, I get why you wouldn't want to do that, but I fucking love it, man.
01:26:20.000 And you're also my first.
01:26:21.000 I never paid.
01:26:22.000 And please, 10 things.
01:26:24.000 You jerked me off this week.
01:26:26.000 You put this 10 things I love about Juice, but where's the original?
01:26:30.000 I need the original.
01:26:31.000 Put the original footage back up and stop prematurely ejaculating by screwing with the broadcast time so close to showtime.
01:26:42.000 You're going up against Crowder.
01:26:43.000 Don't make me choose.
01:26:44.000 I don't mug club.
01:26:46.000 Don't fuck with my freeloading Crowder time.
01:26:50.000 Gabby, 9 o'clock is cool.
01:26:51.000 I'm down with it.
01:26:52.000 Actually, tonight, I had a few drinks.
01:26:55.000 Feeling pretty good.
01:26:56.000 But I just want to say I love you guys and thank you for all the entertainment.
01:27:00.000 And thank you for getting the sound right, Ryan.
01:27:03.000 You're the man.
01:27:04.000 God bless you, sir.
01:27:05.000 Right on, eh?
01:27:06.000 Thanks for calling, Todd.
01:27:08.000 Like you more than a friend, eh?
01:27:10.000 Toodles.
01:27:12.000 By the way, the previous car said I haven't commented on Ryan's hair.
01:27:15.000 I did comment on his hair the day he got the haircut, and I said, you ripped off your viewers.
01:27:19.000 You did not stand.
01:27:20.000 You're not a man who stands by his word.
01:27:22.000 You said, cut it all off.
01:27:26.000 This is all for me.
01:27:27.000 No, cut it all off is the largest clipper size available to man.
01:27:31.000 I don't want to do that.
01:27:33.000 Well, then don't offer it on social media.
01:27:35.000 Okay.
01:27:36.000 So that way.
01:27:37.000 Hey, man, enough people call.
01:27:38.000 I'm going to drink this water with the goldfish in it.
01:27:42.000 Then they all call.
01:27:43.000 I'll drink the water.
01:27:44.000 A goldfish, that's gross.
01:27:46.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:27:49.000 So, this is caller number five.
01:27:51.000 They're going to get the Christmas package from Johnny Apple CBD.
01:27:55.000 Oh, nice.
01:27:56.000 You win.
01:27:58.000 Winner.
01:27:59.000 Winner of the tinctures.
01:28:01.000 Winner of the gummies.
01:28:02.000 Winner of the Eat Me CBD cookies.
01:28:04.000 You deserve to treat yourself, caller.
01:28:07.000 We know there are other ways to use CBD, but we don't think there's any way that's more delicious than this.
01:28:11.000 You're getting the cookies.
01:28:17.000 Hello, winner.
01:28:18.000 Yes.
01:28:22.000 James?
01:28:23.000 Yes.
01:28:25.000 Oh, all right.
01:28:26.000 Hey.
01:28:28.000 I was calling.
01:28:29.000 I wanted to call about.
01:28:31.000 Thank you.
01:28:32.000 Thank you.
01:28:32.000 But I wanted to call about the sexualizing of the board games they're doing these days.
01:28:37.000 I don't know if you've noticed the Miss Monopoly and the Mr. Monopoly.
01:28:43.000 No, but caller, before we address this trend that I'm not familiar with, you realize that you just won.
01:28:50.000 You're our fifth caller.
01:28:51.000 You are the winner of the show.
01:28:53.000 Yeah, I met quite.
01:28:55.000 I wasn't even sure if it was me.
01:28:56.000 You guys didn't say my name, so I'm sitting here looking like an idiot.
01:29:00.000 And my fiancé's like, do, you stupid ass.
01:29:04.000 Just say wife.
01:29:05.000 Yeah, that's cool.
01:29:07.000 I'm excited.
01:29:08.000 Thank you.
01:29:09.000 You're welcome.
01:29:10.000 Hey, so when we're done with the call, stay on the line.
01:29:13.000 Okay, and then I'll get your info.
01:29:16.000 Okay?
01:29:17.000 Right.
01:29:17.000 All right.
01:29:18.000 And then, so ask your question.
01:29:21.000 He's saying, have you seen how sexual they're making Monopoly and shit?
01:29:26.000 Yeah, they've got the Miss Monopoly, and they advertise, you know, without girls, we wouldn't have Wi-Fi.
01:29:34.000 And all this, it's made for girls.
01:29:36.000 And then you've got Mr. Monopoly where you got to ask Mr. Monopoly for all this shit.
01:29:42.000 And I'm thinking, like, what happened to just regular old Monopoly where you went around and made people cry by buying all the property?
01:29:51.000 And it's just, I think it's ridiculous.
01:29:53.000 I just wanted to see what your thoughts are on that.
01:29:56.000 Yeah, I was just talking about that actually at McDonald's with my boxing dad buddy.
01:30:03.000 We were looking at McDonald's right now.
01:30:05.000 There's this Star Wars ad, and it has that Ridley Scott chick with her samurai sword, her fucking ninja Jedi lightsaber, just going.
01:30:16.000 And he has a daughter, my daughter's age.
01:30:18.000 I have a 13-year-old.
01:30:20.000 They don't want that.
01:30:22.000 They don't see that and go, badass.
01:30:24.000 I wish I had a sword that was so electrified that I could just cut a man in half.
01:30:29.000 No girl wants that.
01:30:31.000 Boys want that.
01:30:33.000 You'll get caught.
01:30:35.000 Lenore Skinesi had a book called Free Range Kids, and she talks about this father who was called into school when they were covering pirates.
01:30:42.000 And the little boy, maybe 10 years old, had drawn all these pirates decapitating these British monarchs and British naval guys.
01:30:51.000 And their heads were there in the pirates' hands, and there's blood everywhere.
01:30:54.000 And she goes, we're really concerned about this drawing.
01:30:56.000 And the father goes, the pirates were doing that.
01:30:59.000 It's pretty history.
01:31:00.000 And their costumes are all totally accurate.
01:31:03.000 What's the problem with this drawing?
01:31:06.000 Boys like to cut people in half, girls don't.
01:31:09.000 And this Miss Monopoly shit about how women changed the economy.
01:31:13.000 No, women created all the cool guys you see, like who invented electricity and kept the union after the Civil War, those were all made by women.
01:31:23.000 So women are already at the top as far as the heroes list.
01:31:26.000 But no, no, we have to ignore that, trivialize that, and say they fucking invented Morse code.
01:31:31.000 It's like Black History Month all over again.
01:31:37.000 All right, stay on the line, buddy.
01:31:39.000 All right, thank you.
01:31:41.000 So you just want to talk to the people real quick?
01:31:44.000 Yeah, I'll talk to the people.
01:31:45.000 All right, that's for slips.
01:31:46.000 All the little kids with the pumped up.
01:31:50.000 That whole concept of we need women in tech and you've got to see to be it is a common mantra with these people.
01:32:00.000 Are you talking to them?
01:32:03.000 Can you hear me?
01:32:05.000 Oh, my God.
01:32:06.000 All right.
01:32:07.000 Just do me a favor.
01:32:09.000 Give me your address or maybe an email.
01:32:11.000 It's a huge push of the left to make sure that they have these people that they can identify with.
01:32:18.000 And I don't think there's any studies done that prove the validity of this.
01:32:21.000 You kind of break it up a little bit.
01:32:22.000 To see it to be a shit is horrible.
01:32:25.000 Like you see this with, I remember Mariah Carey was saying that this half black girl came up to her and said, you're the first person like me to make it.
01:32:34.000 Or they'll say like, they'll have some kid in a wheelchair who's a superhero and some stupid.
01:32:38.000 For some reason, you're breaking up.
01:32:44.000 Okay, one more time?
01:32:47.000 I was right.
01:32:48.000 I said, just give them your email.
01:32:50.000 Three.
01:32:51.000 Okay.
01:32:55.000 You can repeat their address?
01:32:58.000 Anyway, this whole like, and that was the first time I saw someone like me on the air.
01:33:02.000 Okay.
01:33:03.000 When I came to Canada, I had a British accent.
01:33:06.000 There was no one like me around.
01:33:08.000 And that's worrying me.
01:33:08.000 It never came up.
01:33:09.000 It wasn't a thing.
01:33:11.000 I watch Canadian television and there's no little British kids.
01:33:14.000 It really is.
01:33:16.000 I got a better idea.
01:33:18.000 What the fuck are you doing, Ryan?
01:33:20.000 Don't even worry about it.
01:33:20.000 I got a great idea.
01:33:24.000 What's your great idea?
01:33:26.000 You have their number?
01:33:27.000 Yeah.
01:33:28.000 Well, you should have thought of that before.
01:33:30.000 Ga-duh, it's a base.
01:33:34.000 Like, if you just keep bombarding women with female Jedi and videos of them being scientists, then they'll become scientists and badasses.
01:33:42.000 I get the science thing, sort of, but why do you want women to be badasses?
01:33:46.000 Why do you want your 13-year-old girl to want to chop men in half?
01:33:49.000 I honestly don't get it.
01:33:52.000 I don't get it.
01:33:56.000 Reminds me of a letter we got today that was said, this guy met the perfect girl.
01:34:01.000 He's madly in love.
01:34:02.000 She's conservative and a genius, but she wants to become a brain surgeon.
01:34:07.000 And that means my kids won't have a stay-at-home mom.
01:34:10.000 I'm sure all the feminists think that right now they might as well be listening to Mein Kampf.
01:34:15.000 But I heard that.
01:34:16.000 I thought, I kind of see your point, dude.
01:34:19.000 Because if she's smart enough to be a brain surgeon, she should be.
01:34:23.000 She shouldn't be in the kitchen.
01:34:26.000 Because that's like 0.0001% of the population.
01:34:29.000 So you've been gifted this magic skill with your high IQ.
01:34:33.000 But I understand him saying, he said, the reason I had such a great life is because I had a stay-at-home mom fulfilling the home, making the home a beautiful place to be.
01:34:43.000 And I want that for my kids.
01:34:45.000 I understand his conundrum.
01:34:47.000 Feminists do not.
01:34:49.000 We got Soli settle racism.
01:34:53.000 Let's settle racism tonight.
01:34:57.000 Hey, Soli, are you there?
01:35:00.000 First off, I wanted to give a shout out to the sub in the Gavin McGinnis Discord.
01:35:06.000 Great communities and great people.
01:35:09.000 But my question is, I wanted to ask you what you thought, what some people are calling subtle racism or nuanced racism.
01:35:18.000 I guess it's more of an internet culture thing, but I've noticed that there's been this increased bravado from people that are Nick Fuentez fans that are kind of talking about the race mixing and anti-immigration.
01:35:33.000 Do you think subtle racism is even a thing?
01:35:38.000 Do I think subtle racism is even a thing?
01:35:43.000 Yeah, you know, because people will just mention like despite or 13%, that kind of thing.
01:35:50.000 Yeah.
01:35:52.000 So you're saying that the concept of despite blacks being 14% of the population, they make up 50% of the violent crime.
01:36:01.000 So is mentioning that or alluding to it an example of subtle racism?
01:36:06.000 Exactly.
01:36:08.000 Yeah, I think the very word subtle racism is kind of an oxymoron because it implies it's sort of like microaggression.
01:36:17.000 So if this thing is subtle, then why do you give a shit?
01:36:22.000 Like as a conservative or even a non-liberal in New York City, I am constantly offended, constantly triggered.
01:36:29.000 I'm a huge Trump supporter.
01:36:31.000 Everywhere I go, people are shitting on him.
01:36:34.000 My kids' teachers are shitting on my president to their faces.
01:36:38.000 I live with your subtle bigotry on a daily basis and I survive.
01:36:43.000 I feel your pain and I survive.
01:36:46.000 So yeah, get over it.
01:36:47.000 Although I am annoyed with the Groupers and their sort of imminent civil war within the right, where at a time when we need to be most unified, they're bitching about stupid shit like banning porn, race mixing.
01:36:59.000 They're being anti-Semitic.
01:37:00.000 They won't shut the fuck up about Israel.
01:37:03.000 And they're ostracizing the majority of the mainstream left.
01:37:06.000 So they're sort of like the goon squad, Alexandria Orquezio-Cortez's of the right.
01:37:13.000 And they go, no, it's not like that.
01:37:15.000 We're not racist.
01:37:16.000 We just prefer to be with our own.
01:37:19.000 And we just think Israel has too much influence.
01:37:22.000 And we just think that traditional marriage is the best marriage.
01:37:26.000 Yeah, you're not doing any of this, dude.
01:37:28.000 You're 19.
01:37:29.000 You're just trying to be a rebel within the conservative scene, which is fine.
01:37:34.000 Yeah, they're all Zoomers that are doing it.
01:37:38.000 Acting edgy.
01:37:40.000 Yeah.
01:37:41.000 We have baked Alaska telling Jim Goad he's going to hell.
01:37:44.000 Yeah, that's productive.
01:37:47.000 Nick Fuente is talking about race mixing.
01:37:48.000 Try mixing first.
01:37:52.000 Yeah.
01:37:53.000 Try getting growing up to be 25 at least.
01:37:57.000 Get some life experience, bud.
01:37:59.000 Yeah.
01:38:00.000 Thanks for calling, by the way.
01:38:01.000 I like you more than a friend.
01:38:02.000 It reminds me of the I just bought a free speech.tv shirt, and I noticed that you just changed your website, man.
01:38:09.000 Am I irrelevant now?
01:38:11.000 No.
01:38:12.000 No, if you're advertising that, I think it might bounce to censored TV, but now you have a rare collector's item.
01:38:18.000 That's right.
01:38:19.000 All right.
01:38:20.000 Thanks for calling.
01:38:20.000 That's what I was thinking.
01:38:21.000 Yeah.
01:38:22.000 Bye.
01:38:22.000 Later.
01:38:23.000 Ryan, when I say thanks for calling, hang up.
01:38:27.000 All right.
01:38:29.000 How many times do you have to be told the same fucking thing?
01:38:31.000 You're the one who told me.
01:38:32.000 I was fading him down.
01:38:32.000 You're the one who said, go ahead.
01:38:34.000 Well, you left him on.
01:38:36.000 The point was made.
01:38:38.000 Death of Cool.
01:38:40.000 Yes, Death of Cool.
01:38:42.000 Oh, oh, my God.
01:38:46.000 I'm the fifth caller.
01:38:47.000 I won.
01:38:48.000 No, no, sir.
01:38:48.000 You're.
01:38:49.000 Sweet.
01:38:50.000 No.
01:38:51.000 Just like so close.
01:38:52.000 I was like, I never win anything.
01:38:54.000 So it's awesome.
01:38:56.000 You've lost.
01:38:57.000 You don't win.
01:38:58.000 You actually lost everything.
01:38:59.000 You owe us a prize.
01:39:01.000 We need tinctures.
01:39:02.000 Ah, shit.
01:39:07.000 Anyways, I'm three-quarters of the way through your book, Death of Cool.
01:39:12.000 Awesome book, man.
01:39:13.000 Really entertaining.
01:39:14.000 Thank you.
01:39:14.000 Oh, great.
01:39:17.000 I was going to ask you, you're talking about the you were talking a long time ago about a movie that never worked out.
01:39:26.000 Is that ever going to be a thing?
01:39:27.000 Because I really want it to be a movie.
01:39:30.000 It is a movie.
01:39:31.000 It's a movie that was created by 20th Century Fox, their digital division.
01:39:37.000 So it's called Fox Digital.
01:39:39.000 I did my first movie with them, How to Be a Man, huge hit in the indie circuit, award-winning film.
01:39:47.000 But Vice didn't like the fact that I was associating myself with them.
01:39:52.000 So they tried desperately to shut it down.
01:39:56.000 And then I think this last wave of shit smearing has really put the nail in the coffin.
01:40:02.000 I asked them to buy it myself.
01:40:04.000 They suggested I give them $650,000.
01:40:08.000 No?
01:40:09.000 It costs like a million two to make.
01:40:12.000 So no.
01:40:13.000 I'm not doing that.
01:40:15.000 So I think it'll just sit on a shelf forever.
01:40:18.000 You know, we did two versions, too.
01:40:20.000 We did one that included all the Vice chapters.
01:40:22.000 And then we thought, okay, Vice is messing with this.
01:40:27.000 Vice tried to stop me legally from doing it, but there's no law said.
01:40:30.000 And if you had a problem, why didn't you sue me for the book?
01:40:32.000 So then they contacted a distributor, which I think was called Black Pill, a French thing that was going to compete with Netflix, but be more X-rated.
01:40:41.000 I didn't have the heart to tell them.
01:40:42.000 Black Pill means like super right-wing.
01:40:45.000 That's like Pepe the Frog, like more than Groupers.
01:40:50.000 And then I think Weiss said, we won't do business with you if you put out that film.
01:40:53.000 So they said, all right, fuck it.
01:40:54.000 And then whoever paid for it, the distributor wants their money back, but they can't put it out.
01:41:00.000 And now with my new reputation as Satan, literally Hitler, I don't know if the people involved even want their names on it.
01:41:07.000 So it's just sitting.
01:41:08.000 So sorry, there's two versions sitting rotting on a shelf.
01:41:11.000 One has no vice in it, and it's just me talking to a bartender, that's it, about my life story, but with zero vice.
01:41:18.000 And then there's another one that has the vice story in it.
01:41:20.000 Anthony Kumia plays Richard Sawinski.
01:41:23.000 They got invested in vice.
01:41:24.000 I've got these really romantic stories about meeting my wife that I would love to just have one copy of.
01:41:30.000 But every time I get a copy from them, it has the email, because I had a few investors that were interested.
01:41:36.000 It has the email across the middle, like huge.
01:41:40.000 So I don't want to watch it like that, and I'm not sure I want it like that.
01:41:43.000 So that's where we're at.
01:41:45.000 And I'm not the only one.
01:41:46.000 There's a lot of movies and shows that just sit rotting on shelves, covered in dust, never to see the light of day.
01:41:54.000 that is a shame, my friend, because the book is amazing and you've got some crazy stories.
01:41:59.000 Um, uh, I wish maybe, I wish you could just do like maybe just like a maybe like YouTube shows of stories that aren't, I guess, licensed with them or something like that.
01:42:15.000 Maybe, because I mean, you have a thousand stories.
01:42:19.000 There's got to be something you can do because they're so entertaining, man.
01:42:23.000 Thank you very much.
01:42:24.000 I appreciate it.
01:42:25.000 But we don't have the time or the money.
01:42:26.000 This is the closest we'll get to YouTube stories.
01:42:29.000 But thanks for calling, and I like you more than a friend.
01:42:32.000 What's the next call?
01:42:34.000 Next call is UK election.
01:42:37.000 Okay.
01:42:38.000 UK election, you're on the line.
01:42:41.000 Hello.
01:42:41.000 Hello, UK election.
01:42:42.000 Brian, how are you?
01:42:43.000 Hey.
01:42:44.000 Good.
01:42:47.000 I don't know if you've had a look at the UK election.
01:42:50.000 It seems that Boris Johnson has made an overwhelming majority.
01:42:55.000 He's got 86 up against the far-left socialist Jeremy Corbyn.
01:43:01.000 And I think it just goes to show that socialism isn't going to be accepted in the UK.
01:43:07.000 And I think it will probably go over to the 2020 election.
01:43:11.000 I think you're right.
01:43:13.000 And I think that Jeremy Corbyn's anti-Semitism and all this fucking constantly coddling of Hamas really fucked him.
01:43:20.000 I think the middle class in Britain, the upper classes too, don't realize that there's a lot of fucking yobs.
01:43:26.000 There's a lot of working class people in Britain and lower middle class and even middle class people who are not excited about these fucking open borders.
01:43:35.000 And they see what's happening in Germany.
01:43:36.000 They see what's happening in Copenhagen.
01:43:38.000 They see what Merkel is doing.
01:43:39.000 And they say, we don't want this.
01:43:41.000 We don't want to become another Sweden.
01:43:43.000 We've seen your refugee programs and it's a fucking shit show.
01:43:46.000 Plus they're exposing Birmingham and Luton to what's going on.
01:43:49.000 So I think what's going to happen is we've got Boris Johnson for a long time.
01:43:52.000 It's the closest we're going to get to Brexit.
01:43:54.000 They are going to shut it down.
01:43:55.000 They are going to separate Britain from the rest of Europe.
01:43:58.000 But I think you're going to see a lot of the Liberals in Scotland trying to separate and trying to shatter the UK up.
01:44:04.000 I think people are now concerned with now that Britain is unified.
01:44:07.000 I think the left has given up on Corbyn and they're going to start sabotaging the entire Union and trying to get Scotland to go independent.
01:44:17.000 I think that's pretty fair.
01:44:18.000 To be fair, they've won 55 out of the 58 seats in Scotland, if the polls are correct.
01:44:23.000 So, yeah, I think you're probably right.
01:44:26.000 Yeah.
01:44:27.000 But, you know, it's good news for now.
01:44:29.000 It's good news for Tommy.
01:44:30.000 It's good news for Britain.
01:44:31.000 I've always had a lot of hope for Britain.
01:44:33.000 Even when things were at their worst, I drive around sort of like the MI5, that sort of big circle that goes around London.
01:44:41.000 And when you do it the westerly way, heading to Essex, sorry, the easterly way, you see a lot of these little towns, and you see Dr. Martin's and Harrington's and pubs.
01:44:51.000 Sure, what do you call them that?
01:44:53.000 Wordsmiths, W.H. Smiths, the chain?
01:44:57.000 WH Smiths, yeah.
01:44:59.000 And you go, all right, it's a chain.
01:45:00.000 It's a Walmart of pubs, but it's still a fucking pub.
01:45:02.000 And it's still full of British people that are happy to be there.
01:45:06.000 So this is a great move forward for Britain.
01:45:08.000 How do you feel about it?
01:45:09.000 Are you happy?
01:45:12.000 I'm pretty happy, yeah.
01:45:13.000 I mean, I'm definitely conservative.
01:45:15.000 I voted conservative today.
01:45:17.000 But yeah, all these celebrities like Hugh Grant, and it was Steve Coogan yesterday basically saying that people who voted for Doris Johnson and voted for Leave were, I think he thinks it was wrong or I think he said stupid, actually.
01:45:32.000 I know it's that looking down on the working class is, yeah, like you say, that is what is going to be their demise.
01:45:42.000 And I don't know if they must be smart enough to notice that, but they're going to carry on doing it, which I guess I'm not going to complain about because that's going to keep us winning.
01:45:51.000 Yeah, it's funny how you have these Oxford-educated, erudite, posh actors like Hugh Grant.
01:46:01.000 And they think that when they disagree with something that Britain gives a fuck.
01:46:06.000 It's the same here with like Alyssa Milano and Bette Midler and Barbara Streisand thinking that when they go, the wind changes.
01:46:15.000 No, it's the opposite.
01:46:18.000 When these pompous rich assholes tell the rest of the country how to think, the rest of the country goes, fuck you.
01:46:25.000 War.
01:46:28.000 All right, thanks for calling.
01:46:29.000 I like you more than a friend, and congratulations on getting your country back.
01:46:33.000 Let's hope Tommy Robinson's fate is equally beneficial.
01:46:37.000 Oi.
01:46:39.000 Michael.
01:46:42.000 This is our buddy Michael from LA.
01:46:44.000 What's up, Vato?
01:46:45.000 Hey, guys.
01:46:47.000 What's up, homie?
01:46:48.000 Hey, I was out in Texas in Fort Worth maybe a couple years back.
01:46:53.000 I lived there, maybe like two, three years.
01:46:56.000 Oh, yeah, you were there for two or three years.
01:46:57.000 That was a long time, man.
01:47:00.000 It is a long time, homie.
01:47:02.000 Listen, fool.
01:47:03.000 State your claim.
01:47:06.000 State your claim, fool.
01:47:06.000 What's that?
01:47:10.000 Oh, I can't say it on air.
01:47:15.000 So anyways, I moved down there, and I noticed a big difference.
01:47:24.000 Like three years ago?
01:47:25.000 Gavin, the last time?
01:47:26.000 When was I where?
01:47:29.000 When were you on Joe Rogan's podcast the last time?
01:47:31.000 Like two, three years ago?
01:47:32.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
01:47:34.000 Okay, like that's around the time I got like red pills, I guess, because I was at a different mentality, right?
01:47:40.000 Yeah.
01:47:41.000 And when I was out there, we worked in a warehouse in Fort Worth and a dental warehouse.
01:47:46.000 And it was different because there was actually white guys in the warehouse, like my age, you know, and it was mixed, Hispanic, white.
01:47:53.000 And I was having a break, one of my breaks, and a couple of white dudes out there, and then a couple, a lot of people from LA out there.
01:48:01.000 And we were just talking, and I think I said, or one of my friends, I don't remember clearly, something like kind of like, like, oh, what are you going to do, white boy, like joking around, right, with them?
01:48:10.000 Like, because we did away with that shit out here in LA.
01:48:13.000 And I remember the guy was like a cowboy, you know, and he said something real clever and kind of racial back, like some Archie Bunker type of stuff that you always talk about.
01:48:22.000 And I was, I was shocked, you know, and I, and I, after the break, I told my Hispanic friend that was from Texas, I was like, dude, what the fuck was that?
01:48:30.000 That was like kind of racist.
01:48:32.000 He's like, oh, no, no, no.
01:48:33.000 The white boys out here, they're not, you know, peons like in L.A. So that got me thinking.
01:48:38.000 It made things a lot easier.
01:48:40.000 You could joke around.
01:48:41.000 You could, you know, everyone stood as a man, you know, and not like out here.
01:48:45.000 So I started noticing what you were saying about that whole Archie bunker time.
01:48:51.000 And those white dudes from the South are the main people that I kind of look up to a little bit, you know, that stand up for themselves.
01:49:00.000 Because growing up out here, it's out of 20 white dudes, you're not making one.
01:49:06.000 You know, it's just, it's real different.
01:49:08.000 And I think that culture is something that if everyone can just joke around and be open, that changes a lot of things.
01:49:15.000 You know, not this victim mentality and, you know, white boy this and that.
01:49:19.000 So I wanted to get your take on that.
01:49:21.000 If you've noticed in different regions of the U.S., a different type of, you know, race relation.
01:49:27.000 Well, it's basically people who are around other races are cooler.
01:49:30.000 This whole like cuck thing where you could bully white dudes in LA is because they're not really around Mexicans and they don't want to be racist.
01:49:38.000 You know, it's sort of like in the suburbs of New York where the less black people there are, the more they cherish them.
01:49:44.000 Oh, hello, Negro.
01:49:45.000 What would you like?
01:49:46.000 Go get me a beer, bitch.
01:49:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:49:48.000 We'll get you a beer.
01:49:49.000 But then if you go to like my boxing gym, these people are blue-collar.
01:49:53.000 They work with black people every day at work.
01:49:56.000 So the racial jokes are back and forth and calling the black guy a not a moulignan, but a fugatz.
01:50:04.000 And the black guys are saying that, and then the Italian guy is calling him a moulignan.
01:50:08.000 Or like I was saying to Larry Burns the other day, I will slap the fucking black right out of you.
01:50:14.000 Or other guys are saying, you know, to some other black coach, you're the only black guy here right now, my friend.
01:50:19.000 You're surrounded.
01:50:20.000 And you'd never hear that anywhere else.
01:50:22.000 But because the gym is like 45% black and probably 40% Hispanic, we all joke together And we're all much closer than these fucking uptight cunts who are so concerned about offending people.
01:50:37.000 And at the end of the day, it's a much more relaxed environment.
01:50:40.000 It's what testosterone and being a dude is all about: fucking with each other.
01:50:47.000 True, true.
01:50:48.000 All right, guys.
01:50:48.000 Thanks, man.
01:50:49.000 Viva La Raza.
01:50:50.000 La Raza.
01:50:51.000 Viva La Raza.
01:50:52.000 Fucking Raza.
01:50:53.000 That guy knows what's wrong.
01:50:54.000 La Raza.
01:50:56.000 This is my headband.
01:50:57.000 La Raza.
01:50:59.000 Have a headband if you want one.
01:51:00.000 I feel your pain and I survive.
01:51:04.000 Yeah, give me a headband, man.
01:51:06.000 You take this cone.
01:51:08.000 I'm sick of fucking around, man.
01:51:10.000 You're in the line, Fokker.
01:51:12.000 You're next, Foker.
01:51:14.000 Yeah, what do you want, man?
01:51:17.000 Why aren't you fronting with me, man?
01:51:21.000 You're toads.
01:51:24.000 What's up?
01:51:25.000 You're toads.
01:51:27.000 What are you talking about?
01:51:28.000 Yeah.
01:51:30.000 You guys are toads.
01:51:32.000 Yeah, you're a toad.
01:51:33.000 I bet if I was a toad, you would see me hopping around and you'd say, crazy, Gavin.
01:51:38.000 He thinks he's a toad and he's in the swamp meshing around, getting leaves on him.
01:51:45.000 You guys are crazy.
01:51:47.000 Hey, I have a desk of cool question as well.
01:51:51.000 Okay.
01:51:53.000 Do you have a possible future in writing a sequel to your book?
01:51:59.000 Because obviously your life has not stopped since then.
01:52:03.000 And it's, I mean, just as, you know, entertaining, I feel like, right now.
01:52:08.000 I mean, you've got tons of stuff to be writing about.
01:52:11.000 Yeah, why don't I write a story about how Ryan said, I have a bandana for you and then brings me this.
01:52:17.000 I didn't know which one I brought today.
01:52:18.000 I'm sorry.
01:52:19.000 I would read it.
01:52:20.000 This is a bandana.
01:52:22.000 Yeah, I will write a book.
01:52:23.000 I want to write a book about Proud Boys and this crazy year and the year of censorship and all that stuff.
01:52:29.000 It's just that the money's so shit and they take so much work.
01:52:33.000 Like this show, you know, it's a couple thousand bucks an app, but a book is like 80 grand, my status of writing, like 80 grand maybe, but it takes two years.
01:52:44.000 That's 40 grand a year.
01:52:45.000 It's 80,000 words.
01:52:48.000 3,000 words is the most you could possibly write in a day and you're fucking beat by the end of that.
01:52:53.000 So we got, what, 20, 20 is 60.
01:52:58.000 So we got like a month minimum of not like 30 days non-stop writing to get a book done.
01:53:04.000 And then what do you, you don't make any money.
01:53:06.000 Not that I'm in it for the money, but it's a good metric on how valuable your work is.
01:53:11.000 You know what I mean?
01:53:12.000 Dode.
01:53:14.000 Yeah, I guess it's selfish to want that from you, but I love everything you do.
01:53:18.000 I saw your movie, too, and I'm sure it's kind of hard to, you know, you were just saying earlier about the movie business being tough to kind of figure that out, especially right now.
01:53:28.000 Yeah, and I'll tell you what, I hate making movies.
01:53:31.000 I hate acting.
01:53:33.000 You sit on your ass for 12 hours to do maybe six minutes of work.
01:53:40.000 It's the least productive, it's the least efficient, that's the word I'm looking for, job I've ever had.
01:53:46.000 Like writing, you bust your ass for six hours, you have like a magazine cover story done, researched, verified.
01:53:55.000 You do that in a movie, you might have 30 seconds of content.
01:54:00.000 And you can't talk or do fun shit because it's quiet on the set.
01:54:04.000 So you're just staring at your phone for hours and hours and hours.
01:54:08.000 Ugh.
01:54:09.000 All right.
01:54:10.000 Thanks for calling, and I like you more than a friend.
01:54:13.000 Maybe I could get a petition.
01:54:17.000 That's a great idea, David.
01:54:18.000 GoFundMe.
01:54:19.000 And then you could release the movie.
01:54:19.000 Yeah.
01:54:21.000 And then I could say everyone who donated gets a code, then they can see the movie.
01:54:27.000 Right.
01:54:27.000 Right.
01:54:28.000 That's a good idea, man.
01:54:30.000 And they don't lose the money unless you meet the goal.
01:54:33.000 Yeah, I'll call the guy.
01:54:34.000 The guy who I did it with, David Worthen, is a pretty cool guy.
01:54:38.000 So I'll call him and say, what if I raise X amount of dollars, and then we'll give everyone who donated this secret code that no one else can use.
01:54:46.000 Secret toad.
01:54:47.000 A secret toad.
01:54:48.000 If you were to say I was a secret code, you'd say, oh, there's Gavin running around with an algorithm like he's made up of binary and he's part of some computer systems data code.
01:55:02.000 Data code toad.
01:55:05.000 What if I was a code?
01:55:06.000 What if I was a dupe?
01:55:09.000 Zach?
01:55:12.000 I was wondering if you saw the New York Times story from today about the new NYPD unit for investigating hate crimes.
01:55:20.000 It mentions the Crown Boys right next to Adam Waffen.
01:55:23.000 Yes.
01:55:24.000 No way.
01:55:25.000 Right next to Adam Waffen?
01:55:26.000 Wait, wait, Adam Waffen.
01:55:27.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
01:55:28.000 Wow, that's intense.
01:55:30.000 And Ari Watkins wrote it?
01:55:34.000 Al E. Watkins.
01:55:35.000 I'm looking right at it.
01:55:36.000 Holy shit.
01:55:36.000 I can email it to you.
01:55:37.000 You know what I should do?
01:55:38.000 I should devote the entire first half of this show to that article.
01:55:43.000 What do you think of that?
01:55:46.000 That sounds like a good idea.
01:55:47.000 I think they're lining up.
01:55:48.000 I think you don't want to just leave the city.
01:55:49.000 The whole place is turning to shit.
01:55:51.000 So they have a fucking target on you.
01:55:53.000 And you should probably listen to this show.
01:55:56.000 I've been talking about that article for an hour and a half now.
01:56:01.000 Sorry.
01:56:03.000 Do you listen to it?
01:56:04.000 Do you subscribe?
01:56:06.000 No, yeah, I did.
01:56:07.000 I just saw it at 9 o'clock.
01:56:08.000 It was going live.
01:56:09.000 I normally catch it on the archive.
01:56:12.000 Oh, okay.
01:56:13.000 Yeah.
01:56:13.000 Well, this is a very good episode.
01:56:15.000 I'm very proud of it.
01:56:16.000 And not only did we go through all the mistakes in that article, but we also talked about the author, Allie Watkins, sleeping with her sources and somehow maintaining the reputation of being a credible journalist.
01:56:29.000 It's bizarre.
01:56:30.000 There's such a double standard with women.
01:56:32.000 You know, the woman who cut off John Bobbitt's dick got 30 days in a mental institution.
01:56:37.000 As Anthony Cumia said, what did she get 30 days for littering?
01:56:40.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.
01:56:41.000 I like you more than a friend.
01:56:43.000 That's so funny.
01:56:46.000 Although sometimes chicks get sentences they don't deserve.
01:56:50.000 Like that chick who pretended she was a Russian billionaire.
01:56:54.000 She was a Rockefeller or something.
01:56:56.000 Yeah, I tried looking.
01:56:56.000 Oh, the Russian.
01:56:58.000 She got like four years or something, and I don't Even know what she did wrong.
01:57:01.000 Well, she told the bank that she was a Rockefeller and then tried to get a $20 million loan.
01:57:06.000 Okay.
01:57:06.000 Okay, that's lying.
01:57:08.000 So then just don't give her the loan.
01:57:09.000 Yeah, what kind of bank can you just walk in and go, hey, I'm uh The Rock.
01:57:16.000 You don't look like The Rock.
01:57:18.000 That's because I let my beard grow in.
01:57:20.000 Could I get like 20 million?
01:57:21.000 I'm doing a new Hollywood movie called Rockin' Out at this Show.
01:57:26.000 And I'm doing it with Jack Black.
01:57:29.000 Chillo.
01:57:30.000 It's Jamanji 3.
01:57:32.000 Oh, dude, we have to put that on the board.
01:57:33.000 Ethan.
01:57:36.000 Ethan Keithan.
01:57:40.000 Can you hear me?
01:57:41.000 Yep.
01:57:43.000 Oh, okay.
01:57:44.000 Hey, I couldn't help but think about you the other day.
01:57:48.000 Is it normal?
01:57:49.000 No homo.
01:57:50.000 Yeah, of course.
01:57:53.000 My wife and I had flown out to Philly for my friend's wedding, and on the trip out here from Texas and the trip back from Philly, we were just looking around, and everywhere we were in the airport, I just saw all these people with their fucking dogs with them.
01:58:11.000 You know, not like your service blind dogs or anything like that, just like little fucking Chihuahuas and Pomeranians.
01:58:17.000 And in Philadelphia, there's these areas that they have now where you could actually take your dog to shit and piss right next to your turbine.
01:58:26.000 I've seen those, and that's like a fake fire hydrant and fake grass, like astro turf, like just tucked away.
01:58:31.000 Where does the disco?
01:58:35.000 I'm assuming they probably had some person to clean that up.
01:58:39.000 You know, when I had an apartment building, when I lived in an apartment, on our little back patio, we had a fake grass thing that the dog would piss in, and it had a fake fire hydrant, and the dog would piss on it.
01:58:52.000 I'd have to clean it out like every few weeks.
01:58:55.000 It was so fucking disgusting.
01:58:58.000 It was like acid.
01:58:59.000 Like if you got one drop on your shoe that you'd have to throw your shoes out.
01:59:04.000 It was so hard to dispose of.
01:59:05.000 I couldn't just throw it off the side of the balcony.
01:59:07.000 I'd kill someone.
01:59:09.000 So some poor bastard at that airport has to deal with that molten lava super piss of like 600 fucking dogs.
01:59:18.000 I know, it drives me insane.
01:59:19.000 It's within the past year.
01:59:21.000 Within the past year, we've been inundated with these people bringing their dogs, not blind seeing eye dogs, just their own fucking dog.
01:59:28.000 Because you just can't be away from your doggy for more than two days.
01:59:35.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:59:36.000 And then on top of that, we go to our terminal and I just, you know, like you like, I remember you saying in the past, just all these people in their pajamas, this dude waiting for our flight next to me, took his fucking shoes off and just was like all curled up in his little chair and like trying to get a little nappy in before we fly.
01:59:55.000 And I'm just like, what the fuck is going on around here, man?
01:59:58.000 It's like Sebastian Manascalco says, aren't you embarrassed?
02:00:02.000 Aren't you embarrassed?
02:00:05.000 I got a problem with you.
02:00:06.000 Aren't you embarrassed?
02:00:07.000 You just did a curtsy during a punchline.
02:00:10.000 My brother showed me a picture of he was taking the train in Canada and a guy had brought a mattress.
02:00:16.000 No.
02:00:16.000 Like not the kind of mattress you have in your house, but it was a long, long, flat pillow that was about a foot and a half, two feet wide, and about five feet long.
02:00:25.000 Jesus.
02:00:27.000 Like, why do you got to be so fucking comfy all the time?
02:00:31.000 A cop right now is just standing on a street corner for hours and hours and hours in the cold.
02:00:38.000 And you need your little fucking pillow with your doggy on your lap, wearing your goddamn motherfucking PJs?
02:00:45.000 Like denim is, denim is a cotton twill.
02:00:49.000 Denim is supposed to be what you change into out of your suit when you're like, you want to unwind.
02:00:55.000 No, not good enough.
02:00:56.000 It's got to be pajamas, sliders, fucking ankle socks, a doggy, a sweatshirt that's all sort of sheepskin on the inside.
02:01:06.000 Fuck you!
02:01:10.000 War.
02:01:11.000 Wow.
02:01:12.000 I'm on the same page.
02:01:14.000 But yeah, I just thought I'd share you with that.
02:01:16.000 It was just driving us nuts.
02:01:17.000 We were just both sitting back, scratching our heads as to like, what the fuck is going on these days?
02:01:22.000 Dude, I have some good news.
02:01:23.000 We're going to be super old soon.
02:01:26.000 And as soon as you're like, as soon as you have, as soon as you have white hair, but basically 65 or white hair, we can just start going up to these people and going, what are you doing?
02:01:34.000 Yeah.
02:01:35.000 Like the Larry David years.
02:01:36.000 We're just going to be able to confront them all.
02:01:38.000 You're sleeping at the gate?
02:01:40.000 Anyway, thanks for calling.
02:01:41.000 I like you more than a friend.
02:01:42.000 But fuck, it's really flying.
02:01:44.000 It's getting out of control.
02:01:45.000 It's now the norm to have a dog.
02:01:47.000 Yeah.
02:01:48.000 You know, so many people are pro-dog and pro-animal, and not a lot of people speak out against them.
02:01:52.000 I think you're providing literally all the balance.
02:01:54.000 Because you won't hear anybody talking shit on animals.
02:01:57.000 Why are you bringing your dog?
02:01:58.000 I think it's kind of necessary.
02:01:59.000 Fuck your dog.
02:02:00.000 Your dog's an idiot.
02:02:01.000 And it's not even a natural dog.
02:02:03.000 You've made this disgusting perversion of Pomeranians.
02:02:06.000 He's a cuck wolf.
02:02:07.000 God feels the same way about Pomeranians as he does about plastic flowers.
02:02:11.000 They are a fuck you to him.
02:02:14.000 And we know God now.
02:02:15.000 We've had him on the show.
02:02:17.000 Oh, that's right.
02:02:17.000 The last show.
02:02:18.000 Clint Howard, Stern.
02:02:22.000 Hey, guys.
02:02:24.000 Hey, Gavin.
02:02:24.000 Hey.
02:02:26.000 Yo.
02:02:27.000 Hi.
02:02:29.000 I know you're a regular Stern show listener, Gavin.
02:02:34.000 And I am too.
02:02:35.000 Have been for many years.
02:02:37.000 But I was wondering if you listened to the Hillary interview last week.
02:02:42.000 How could I not?
02:02:43.000 He's been replaying it every goddamn day.
02:02:46.000 Oh, shit.
02:02:49.000 Yeah, that was a low point in the show's history, in my opinion.
02:02:54.000 You know, the funny thing about Stern and with his interviews is they're 100% ass-kissing.
02:02:59.000 You've never had a more obsequious interviewer than Howard Stern.
02:03:04.000 Like, 60 minutes at least will say, hey, by the way, I mean, we have to address the fact that you raped your daughter.
02:03:10.000 But Stern is just like, at one point he said in that interview, he goes, I wish you would.
02:03:14.000 I really do.
02:03:15.000 I wish you would have won.
02:03:16.000 And she goes, me too.
02:03:19.000 Hey, Hillary, I realize this was a tough interview to get, but I think I would be remiss if I didn't ask the deaths.
02:03:27.000 I mean, Bill Clinton's translator, Your chef drowned.
02:03:35.000 The guy who wrote the book about how you shouldn't be in office committed suicide on a mountaintop.
02:03:40.000 Seth Rich, the Watergate guy, Vince Foster.
02:03:46.000 Vince Foster.
02:03:48.000 I'm just, like, if there was one or two, I'd just ignore it.
02:03:51.000 I'm sure everyone famous has one or two.
02:03:53.000 But I have here Baba Bowie here sent me a list of 37 strange deaths.
02:04:01.000 Like, you'll never get that on Howard Stern.
02:04:03.000 I'm sorry, that's the first page.
02:04:05.000 This is the three-page preference.
02:04:06.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
02:04:07.000 37 is just page one.
02:04:09.000 I didn't see the scope.
02:04:10.000 This keeps going.
02:04:12.000 At least how about the...
02:04:12.000 You just hear papers.
02:04:15.000 Well, I guess you...
02:04:17.000 How about the affair?
02:04:18.000 And it's funny how she's on that, and in that interview, she keeps talking about how I thought this guy was cute, and I was the head of the Fabian Fan Club because we thought he was gorgeous.
02:04:27.000 I'm not a lesbian.
02:04:28.000 I'm not a lesbian.
02:04:29.000 And I felt like going, that's not why we don't like you, bitch.
02:04:32.000 We don't give a fuck if you eat, what's her name?
02:04:35.000 Hussein's pussy?
02:04:36.000 Uma Aberdeen.
02:04:37.000 Uma Aberdeen's pussy.
02:04:38.000 I would, in fact, give you a high five if you ate her out.
02:04:41.000 Our problem is the corruption, the Bill Clinton and the uranium, the Ukrainian mining shit.
02:04:48.000 Our problem is the bizarre murders, you letting people die at the American Embassy in Benghazi.
02:04:56.000 I mean, the list goes on of your disgusting corruption and the fucking Hillary Foundation, the Clinton Foundation, and the corruption behind that.
02:05:04.000 The fact that someone said you're a muff diver, not a high priority for us.
02:05:10.000 He sucks.
02:05:11.000 You know, too, it's like, I guarantee she talks to women with way more edge than he is.
02:05:17.000 Like, that's the most pussy person she has around her, I'm sure.
02:05:21.000 She's around.
02:05:22.000 He has two questions.
02:05:24.000 He's got all this sort of Jewish animosity in him that he, I don't know if he got from his parents.
02:05:29.000 Doesn't make you jealous.
02:05:30.000 You know, it's like when other people have money, don't you want to just kill them?
02:05:35.000 Doesn't that just eat you up at night that someone has more money?
02:05:38.000 Not that that's a Jewish trait per se, but he claims that he has this deep-seated Jewish guilt and Jewish anxiety and Jewish animosity.
02:05:45.000 And it's like, not a lot of people relate to that, dude.
02:05:48.000 Like, when you're around Robert De Niro, you must be so intimidated.
02:05:53.000 Like, no, I've been famous since I was 11 years old.
02:05:55.000 Yeah.
02:05:55.000 He's a dude.
02:05:57.000 He has an insane grudge against Mel Gibson after like 15 years.
02:06:02.000 Dude, he has an insane grudge against Germany.
02:06:05.000 If the word Germany is said on his show, he starts seething.
02:06:08.000 Really?
02:06:09.000 And to that, I say, okay, I was a mile from the towers in 9-11.
02:06:14.000 Can I have some deep-seated animosity towards Islam?
02:06:17.000 Mic drop.
02:06:18.000 That's a fucking mic drop.
02:06:20.000 All right, thanks for calling.
02:06:22.000 I like you more than a friend.
02:06:23.000 We should probably wrap this up.
02:06:24.000 We have to wrap it up soon.
02:06:25.000 We have what?
02:06:26.000 We have to wrap it up.
02:06:27.000 We have to wrap it up, Robin.
02:06:29.000 Robin.
02:06:30.000 College, Will.
02:06:32.000 What's up, College, Will?
02:06:33.000 Hey, guys.
02:06:34.000 How are you?
02:06:35.000 Good.
02:06:36.000 I'm sure it's a real animal house over there.
02:06:36.000 How are you?
02:06:40.000 Yeah, bro.
02:06:41.000 Come play life, man.
02:06:42.000 It's all about it, dude.
02:06:43.000 I don't know how many 10 videos y'all have listened to your show, but I hear a lot of rumors talk about the importance of a college education and all that bullshit.
02:06:54.000 And I've been listening to your show for a long, for pretty long, five years now, since I was in high school.
02:06:59.000 And I just wanted to tell you some fucking bullshit that I had to go through.
02:07:05.000 I had to take a Spanish course.
02:07:08.000 And this fucking teacher made me attend.
02:07:11.000 In order to pass the class, you had to attend this fucking white supremacy meeting.
02:07:17.000 It was a meeting about white supremacy.
02:07:19.000 And a Spanish teacher required that we had to fucking go to it.
02:07:23.000 And what's that?
02:07:24.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:07:26.000 You had to take this learning about white supremacy, white privilege class in order to what?
02:07:31.000 In order to go to what class?
02:07:34.000 In order to pass my Spanish class.
02:07:36.000 Spanish?
02:07:39.000 What the fuck has that got to do with learning Latin languages?
02:07:39.000 Yeah.
02:07:43.000 Wow.
02:07:45.000 That's what I thought.
02:07:46.000 That's what literally I fucking thought.
02:07:49.000 And literally, it was like 10 minutes to 8 out of 1984.
02:07:53.000 She just put this fucking latch on and go, oh, Trump this, Trump that, Trump fucking knocks.
02:07:57.000 I mean, you know how it is.
02:07:59.000 What a fucking waste of money.
02:08:01.000 Yeah, I knew.
02:08:04.000 So I don't know how many high schoolers and Gen Zers are listening to you.
02:08:08.000 Don't go to fucking college.
02:08:10.000 Go to trade school.
02:08:11.000 Be an entrepreneur.
02:08:12.000 There's plenty of other options.
02:08:14.000 I've wasted two years of this bullshit.
02:08:16.000 And the only reason I go is because I, you know, I don't really know why.
02:08:22.000 Yeah, don't go to fucking college.
02:08:24.000 Are your parents paying for this?
02:08:25.000 Or are you starting a debt that you'll never be able to pay off?
02:08:29.000 Well, I'm on, I'm actually in, I got contracted by the Army and they pay for my school, but I'm still considering dropping out because it's still fucking stupid, man.
02:08:40.000 Yeah, it's like SNM at this point.
02:08:42.000 You're paying people to abuse you.
02:08:44.000 Wow.
02:08:46.000 Hey, man, can you email me the details on that?
02:08:48.000 I promise I won't show your identity.
02:08:50.000 You can even try to email me anonymously.
02:08:52.000 But I'd love to see some sort of documentation of that because that's a great story right there.
02:08:59.000 Yeah, I actually have pictures.
02:09:01.000 I was going to email you before, but I really, you know, I mean, you know how doxing works.
02:09:05.000 I'm not, I mean, I'm officially working for the government.
02:09:08.000 I'm not trying to lose my security clearance because people have lost it for much less.
02:09:12.000 But I'm willing to send you some pictures and stuff like that.
02:09:14.000 Yeah, that would be great.
02:09:15.000 But be careful.
02:09:16.000 We just had a guy fired from the Department of Homeland Security for Googling Proud Boys.
02:09:23.000 Yeah, I've been watching that story, too.
02:09:26.000 I've heard some crazy things.
02:09:27.000 I got some friends who are applying for the CIA and stuff, and they found even liked pictures on Reddit or something like that about memes that were quote-unquote offensive.
02:09:38.000 And they didn't allow them to get the security clearance because they think that they're these fault, whatever, crazy people, and they're just normal guys who have a sense of humor.
02:09:47.000 And I 100% guarantee you that the people who were looking up jihadist memes and Takiya and reading the Quran and showing sympathy for Anjem Chowdhury or someone like that, no problems.
02:10:00.000 No fucking problems.
02:10:02.000 What a clown world.
02:10:03.000 I like you more than a friend.
02:10:03.000 Thanks for calling.
02:10:05.000 Would love to get that email.
02:10:07.000 Although we get so many letters here, I could get lost in the wind.
02:10:10.000 Maybe like put some asterisks on it or something.
02:10:15.000 Or we spoke caller from, you know.
02:10:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:10:19.000 White supremacy class.
02:10:19.000 Caller.
02:10:21.000 How insane is that?
02:10:22.000 Before you can graduate with a degree in Spanish, so before we've decided that you are fluent in the Latin language of Spanish, which is similar to French, you should first, like Spanish, Spain, Spaniards are white.
02:10:44.000 You should sit down.
02:10:46.000 No, you have to sit down and be berated for your white privilege.
02:10:54.000 What the fuck?
02:10:56.000 How insane is that?
02:10:58.000 Like, that is racism to the civil rights Jim Crow era.
02:11:02.000 All right, Negroes, we're about to let you graduate.
02:11:06.000 And I'm sorry for doing a southern accent every time I do this, but it's easy.
02:11:12.000 Before we let you Negroes graduate, what we're essentially doing here with this education is we're giving you a gun.
02:11:17.000 We're giving you the power to make money in society.
02:11:20.000 And before we do that, we need you to remember deep down in your bones that you're a Negro.
02:11:27.000 And you always will be.
02:11:29.000 Look in the mirror, Negroes.
02:11:31.000 Look at that.
02:11:32.000 Who's that?
02:11:33.000 This is a white guy.
02:11:34.000 Don't look at me.
02:11:35.000 That's you in that mirror.
02:11:36.000 You're a Negro.
02:11:37.000 All right.
02:11:38.000 So before we can graduate you from this class in accounting, you need to take a Negro awareness class.
02:11:44.000 And we're going to talk to you about your inferiority and all the horrible things you did, your problems in crime and all this other shit.
02:11:52.000 So you fuckers realize that you're low as ever.
02:11:54.000 You'll only ever be a Negro.
02:11:56.000 All right?
02:11:58.000 And if you don't do it, you're not getting a degree.
02:12:01.000 That's the way it works here.
02:12:02.000 In the year 1938.
02:12:09.000 And then they get done.
02:12:10.000 Congratulations.
02:12:11.000 You are now a graduate of home economics.
02:12:14.000 Here's for making pillars.
02:12:16.000 You're now a CPA.
02:12:16.000 Here's your degree in accounting.
02:12:19.000 Well, unless, you know, politics shaped the way language is, I could understand that.
02:12:24.000 If Spanish completely changed the language because of white people or white supremacy.
02:12:28.000 That makes sense.
02:12:29.000 And these people who have hijacked Spanish and turned it into, I don't know, being black, no one talked to Spanish people.
02:12:34.000 You know what percent of Spanish-speaking people accept and support the term Latinx?
02:12:42.000 Oh, I'm sure not.
02:12:43.000 2%.
02:12:44.000 I guarantee that your grandparents and everyone around them, your uncle, all those Vietnam vet Puerto Ricans, I bet none of them even know the term Latinx.
02:12:44.000 Yeah.
02:12:55.000 No, I guarantee they don't.
02:12:56.000 And another thing, too, is we had a gay uncle.
02:13:00.000 We've both had gay uncles.
02:13:01.000 Yes.
02:13:02.000 We called him Mr. Belvedere.
02:13:03.000 This is really funny.
02:13:04.000 He's a nice guy.
02:13:06.000 He's a nice guy.
02:13:07.000 And being around that and stuff like that, it's just like, it's not a big deal.
02:13:10.000 He doesn't need an X in his name.
02:13:12.000 That would be fun.
02:13:13.000 That's not what it means, dude.
02:13:14.000 It would be weirder if he had an X in his name.
02:13:15.000 Oh, gays use it.
02:13:17.000 It's a way of speaking Latin without making it gender-based.
02:13:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:13:21.000 Latina, Latino.
02:13:22.000 But you're right.
02:13:23.000 The gays do call them.
02:13:24.000 Anyway, we're off in a fucking clown world tangent.
02:13:29.000 That's all we have time for in the show.
02:13:30.000 Sorry, callers.
02:13:31.000 I'll try to do more calls.
02:13:32.000 We've got a Christmas vacation coming up, but don't worry.
02:13:35.000 We've been doing pre-tapes, so you will not have to be Gav-free.
02:13:39.000 Ryan and I are going on vacation together.
02:13:42.000 Yes.
02:13:42.000 Which is gay.
02:13:43.000 Taking him skiing with the family.
02:13:45.000 The concept isn't gay, but what we will do when we're on vacation is gay, if you will.
02:13:50.000 Yeah.
02:13:50.000 Well, the fact that after my wife goes to bed, we're going to fuck each other in the butt feels gay to me.
02:13:55.000 That's not the gay part.
02:13:56.000 I think skiing is.
02:14:01.000 Get fired.
02:14:02.000 You like this little mustache thing?
02:14:05.000 I love these things.
02:14:05.000 They sell them on the wall of barbershops.
02:14:09.000 Get fired.
02:14:10.000 Get in trouble.
02:14:11.000 Be brave.