Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 20, 2019


GOML LIVE #26 - CONSPIRACY THEORIES


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 7 minutes

Words per Minute

163.08754

Word Count

11,022

Sentence Count

1,123

Misogynist Sentences

21

Hate Speech Sentences

42


Summary

On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn: Conspiracy Theories, we have a special guest on the show, Owen Schroyer, who was recently arrested for interrupting the impeachment hearings. We talk about conspiracy theories about the 9/11 terrorist attacks and the possible link between them, and we give you a little Christmas cheer.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with David McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn with David McInnes.
00:00:32.000 I think I'm becoming a barbecue chips guy more than salt and vinegar.
00:00:38.000 I think I may be abandoning my lifelong pattern that goes even into my parents of being a salt and vinegar chip person, which probably comes from being British.
00:00:49.000 But I don't know.
00:00:51.000 There's like you get those fancy salt and vinegar chips that are really thick that you get at Trader Joe's, and it's just so intense.
00:00:59.000 It's like biting into salt wafers or something, like the body of Christ dipped in sea salt.
00:01:07.000 It's big chunks of sea salt.
00:01:09.000 Why are they trying to reinvent it?
00:01:10.000 So then you go, all right, stop it.
00:01:12.000 You guys are getting too ambitious.
00:01:14.000 I'll just have Lays.
00:01:16.000 Yeah, those are the ones I'm talking about.
00:01:17.000 They've got like a Hawaiian vibe.
00:01:20.000 It's a Hawaiian vibe.
00:01:23.000 Way too much.
00:01:24.000 And then you get the Lays, cheap ones, but they just sort of vanish on your tongue.
00:01:30.000 And you feel kind of gross after.
00:01:32.000 They're so cheap and shitty.
00:01:34.000 Now, but then Lay's barbecue, I don't know, you get a nice little dose of flavor, you get your salt fix.
00:01:42.000 I had a theory for a while that alcoholics like salty food because they like to make themselves thirsty.
00:01:50.000 Because subliminally, they've noticed they get more beer when they get more salt.
00:01:54.000 So the same way bartenders will put out salty snacks, drunks will put out salty snacks for themselves.
00:02:00.000 Interesting.
00:02:00.000 What are they falling for?
00:02:02.000 Anyway, this is going to be the conspiracy theory show.
00:02:07.000 We got InfoWars coming in, Infowars.com.
00:02:10.000 We're going to talk to Owen Schroyer, who was recently arrested for interrupting the impeachment hearings.
00:02:15.000 That's about all we're going to say about the impeachment hearings.
00:02:18.000 I'm sorry if you guys are coming here expecting me to say stuff about it.
00:02:22.000 I couldn't give less of a shit.
00:02:24.000 All the impeachment means is that the DNC hates Trump.
00:02:27.000 Yeah, so do the Republicans.
00:02:30.000 Who didn't know that?
00:02:32.000 But because we got Owen on, I think it's fun to talk about conspiracy theories because I'm getting more radical in my old age.
00:02:39.000 And things I used to laugh off, I now consider.
00:02:42.000 Like truthers, I don't think that there was explosives in the I-beams and blah, blah, blah.
00:02:51.000 Two planes went trains.
00:02:53.000 Two planes, trains, and automobiles went into the World Trade Center.
00:02:56.000 That's why they collapsed.
00:02:57.000 And it was jihadi terrorists.
00:02:59.000 I'm not wavering on that.
00:03:01.000 But I'm kind of open to the possibility that Bush was kind of aware and thought it might have been a good move for him to allow it to happen.
00:03:13.000 I don't know.
00:03:13.000 Me no, no.
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00:04:35.000 Is it?
00:04:36.000 It's super funny.
00:04:37.000 It's not quite as funny as that clip we showed where he says, when my wife's friends come up to talk to me, I just say, fuck off.
00:04:42.000 Is he Carlos Mencia now?
00:04:44.000 Like, what the fuck was that?
00:04:46.000 That's terrible.
00:04:48.000 That was the worst Chinese accent.
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00:06:34.000 I have not.
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00:06:46.000 So, yeah, this is the conspiracy theory episode.
00:06:50.000 Not too sweet.
00:06:51.000 I like that about a cookie.
00:06:57.000 I wanted to start out.
00:06:59.000 Shoot.
00:07:00.000 Did I not even send you my notes yet?
00:07:02.000 I think you did, yeah.
00:07:04.000 Starts out with Toka?
00:07:06.000 Yep.
00:07:07.000 Did I print them out?
00:07:08.000 Can you grab those for me again?
00:07:11.000 I numbered them.
00:07:12.000 No, I didn't number them all.
00:07:14.000 Sorry.
00:07:16.000 What a shit show.
00:07:17.000 God dude, it's proof.
00:07:19.000 I can't believe Bill Bird didn't call in for your show.
00:07:22.000 So for your 100th show.
00:07:23.000 Maybe he'll call in today.
00:07:24.000 That'd be cool.
00:07:26.000 I mean.
00:07:27.000 Tony Soprano would have been cool, too.
00:07:28.000 Yeah.
00:07:29.000 Who else didn't call?
00:07:30.000 But he all did and shit.
00:07:33.000 Buzz Lightyear was waiting in the wings.
00:07:35.000 Could get to him.
00:07:36.000 I didn't think you'd be happy about that.
00:07:38.000 We had Caesar from 90 Day Fiancé.
00:07:42.000 We had Joe Rogan.
00:07:45.000 John Lithgow.
00:07:48.000 Louis C.K., he didn't call in.
00:07:49.000 Bill Schultz didn't call in.
00:07:51.000 John Taffer of today and regularly on the show.
00:07:55.000 Gordon Ramsey.
00:07:56.000 I love all those guys.
00:07:57.000 I love all those guests.
00:08:00.000 All right, so this was funny the other night.
00:08:02.000 And this show is going to be a little less funny than our usual shows.
00:08:09.000 But this was an absolutely savage.
00:08:13.000 I can't say that word without thinking of that band BBQT, who barbecutie, who were kicked off their label for having a song called Savage, because that might be offensive to First Nations in Canada.
00:08:28.000 Hey, you know what else I just heard the other day?
00:08:30.000 Oh, this maybe should have gone in our special 19 Most Clown World Moments of 2019.
00:08:37.000 Two drywall guys, which is a trade that doesn't pay very well, but is really hard to do.
00:08:44.000 I'm always impressed when I see good drywall.
00:08:48.000 Or what do they call it here in America?
00:08:50.000 Speckleboard.
00:08:52.000 What do you call drywall in America?
00:08:54.000 Drywall.
00:08:55.000 Really?
00:08:56.000 To my knowledge?
00:08:56.000 Yeah, I've always heard drywall.
00:08:58.000 Maybe we call it something different in Canada.
00:09:01.000 They're on a plane, and they were having a private conversation, and they were overheard using the word Eskimo.
00:09:10.000 Which is barely a bad word.
00:09:12.000 I guess you're supposed to say Inuit, but it's no N-word.
00:09:16.000 In fact, you look at any old cartoon and it's Eskimo.
00:09:19.000 A lot of people have no idea it's bad.
00:09:21.000 Like Wiley, the rapper, he calls himself an Eskimo boy, an Eskimo girl.
00:09:25.000 I make Eskibitz.
00:09:27.000 Remember that?
00:09:27.000 Eskibitz, yeah.
00:09:30.000 Fired for saying Eskimo in a private conversation.
00:09:32.000 I thought Eskimo was fine.
00:09:34.000 Nope.
00:09:35.000 It's evil.
00:09:37.000 I didn't know it was evil.
00:09:38.000 And savage, yes, it has been used in a negative connotation, but so has a lot of words.
00:09:45.000 So is the word dick.
00:09:46.000 Dick sometimes is someone's name, and sometimes it means jerk.
00:09:50.000 If you're singing about a guy named Richard, it's fine to say the word dick.
00:09:54.000 If you're singing, calling yourself a savage and not mention Indians anywhere in the song, that's all my kids say.
00:10:01.000 You're a noob.
00:10:02.000 One will say you're a noob, the other say, no, I'm a savage.
00:10:05.000 You're a noob.
00:10:06.000 Back and forth, back and forth.
00:10:07.000 And they're Indians.
00:10:10.000 All right.
00:10:10.000 Check out this fry.
00:10:12.000 This deep fry of Joe Scarborough that Tucker did this week.
00:10:19.000 You know what they say about cockroaches applies just as consistently to democratic talking points.
00:10:25.000 Can you flip it or something weird?
00:10:28.000 Woo-hoo!
00:10:31.000 Maybe even keep it at a slight angle.
00:10:33.000 Okay.
00:10:36.000 Oh, the hoops we have to jump.
00:10:39.000 No, that's not.
00:10:40.000 I don't think that.
00:10:40.000 I meant like distort.
00:10:43.000 Yeah, like that.
00:10:44.000 Let's try that.
00:10:45.000 It's actually kind of fun.
00:10:48.000 Never just one.
00:10:50.000 This is like the Terminator.
00:10:51.000 We're at war with computers.
00:10:52.000 We're trying to fool the computers that we're not there.
00:10:55.000 Shh.
00:10:56.000 Always ducking under some laser tripwire or something.
00:10:59.000 Consistently to Democratic talking points.
00:11:01.000 There's never just one.
00:11:03.000 When you hear a Democrat use a particular line of attack, you're going to be absolutely certain his colleagues will be in.
00:11:09.000 It was timestamped, shit lips.
00:11:11.000 Not the one that I got.
00:11:16.000 You sure?
00:11:17.000 No, yeah.
00:11:17.000 Positive.
00:11:18.000 Oh, fuck.
00:11:20.000 All right.
00:11:20.000 Go into the middle.
00:11:22.000 Okay.
00:11:22.000 No, that's right.
00:11:24.000 But you want to wait till you see the founding fathers.
00:11:26.000 Yeah, somewhere on there.
00:11:27.000 So why are Democrats suddenly telling you the opposite of that?
00:11:31.000 Well, because that's what the left does.
00:11:32.000 They don't simply lie, they invert the truth.
00:11:35.000 Whatever they claim you did is exactly what they themselves are doing.
00:11:40.000 This is true.
00:11:41.000 We can think of a few examples, but here's one.
00:11:43.000 Do you remember the hysteria over, quote, family separation?
00:11:47.000 People on cable news were deeply upset about it at the time.
00:11:51.000 His calculated cruel separation of young children from their parents at the Mexico border?
00:11:58.000 Ripping babies from mother's arms at the border.
00:12:02.000 That only makes evangelicals love him even more.
00:12:05.000 It's too late.
00:12:06.000 It's yours.
00:12:07.000 You've done it.
00:12:08.000 And there are babies who are hurting right now, and that won't end.
00:12:12.000 Did he just say that Trump separating families makes evangelicals love him more?
00:12:17.000 Yeah, that's quite the claim.
00:12:18.000 That's pretty rich.
00:12:20.000 We're looking for the kind of president that separates families.
00:12:23.000 That's where we are with our Christianity.
00:12:25.000 That's how Christian we are.
00:12:26.000 We're an offshoot of the black Hebrew Israelites.
00:12:30.000 And there's one evangelical family out there that's like, hmm, he knows.
00:12:33.000 He's right.
00:12:34.000 And that trauma is permanent.
00:12:36.000 For these parents that are separated from their children, this is a humanitarian crisis.
00:12:41.000 His administration's very hideous and unpopular policy to separate migrant families from their children at the southern border.
00:12:52.000 Man, you could just feel the passion there.
00:12:54.000 If there's one thing Joe Scarborough won't count, it's not a judging man, but if there's one thing, politics aside, That Joe considers just totally immoral and wrong, it's separating families.
00:13:04.000 We call them old-fashioned, but Joe just doesn't believe in that.
00:13:07.000 It's not how he was raised.
00:13:08.000 Breaking up that sacred unit, two parents, husband and wife, raising their kids together.
00:13:12.000 Anyone who would do that, and Joe, again, doesn't want to be judgmental here, but sometimes it's hard not to be.
00:13:16.000 That's how passionate he feels about it.
00:13:18.000 Anyone who would break up and separate a family, says Joe Scarborough, is beneath contempt.
00:13:24.000 The lowest of the low.
00:13:25.000 Disgusting.
00:13:26.000 As Joe's third wife put it so aptly, family separation is simply calculated and cruel.
00:13:31.000 It's just not something decent people do.
00:13:34.000 Just so you know.
00:13:35.000 That's great.
00:13:36.000 Victor David.
00:13:37.000 And you know what's great about that too is all these people who get divorced are so oblivious to what they've done and to their kids.
00:13:45.000 Like Andy Richter, I don't know why he sticks in my cross so much, but he's always talking about the babies at the border.
00:13:52.000 And you think, you just got divorced.
00:13:53.000 Your kids were young.
00:13:55.000 Your divorce tells your kids that love isn't real.
00:13:58.000 And then all he talks about now is his dogs.
00:14:01.000 Like so much love for the doggies.
00:14:03.000 And you'll notice, too, when people get divorced, they always talk about how, well, it's better now.
00:14:07.000 I mean, I can hang out with my friends more and I have time to myself.
00:14:10.000 And we divide it up and me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
00:14:12.000 It's never the kids.
00:14:15.000 By the way, you want to know what my Fortune cookie said?
00:14:17.000 A person who is not wise simply becomes...
00:14:21.000 A person is not...
00:14:24.000 A person is not wise simply because one talks a lot.
00:14:27.000 Hey!
00:14:28.000 I did not.
00:14:29.000 That's hilarious.
00:14:32.000 That's kind of a dick movie.
00:14:34.000 Do you think I wrote that in there?
00:14:35.000 Yeah, I do.
00:14:37.000 I'm not on the committee for cookie writing.
00:14:40.000 Well, if Asians aren't writing them, who's writing them?
00:14:44.000 Conspiracy.
00:14:46.000 Oh, it's the conspiracy theory episode.
00:14:48.000 Ancient Chinese conspiracy.
00:14:50.000 They're making the frogs gay.
00:14:51.000 They're making the fortune cookies wrong and insulting.
00:14:55.000 Alex Jones is so nuts that he thinks that women taking birth control is adding a lot of estrogen to the water supply, especially in certain areas.
00:15:03.000 And that's affecting amphibians because they're very sensitive to estrogen in the water supply.
00:15:07.000 And it's making more female amphibians, including frogs.
00:15:11.000 Okay.
00:15:12.000 Now I've heard everything.
00:15:15.000 Woo, woo, woo.
00:15:18.000 Don't.
00:15:18.000 Don't do that.
00:15:20.000 Oh, you are going to do that for that.
00:15:21.000 Okay.
00:15:24.000 So I was looking up Joe Scarborough after that.
00:15:27.000 Did you know his intern died mysteriously?
00:15:30.000 Now, these are all rumors, but it's the conspiracy theory episode.
00:15:33.000 This is our InfoWars episode.
00:15:36.000 And he had an intern.
00:15:39.000 What was her name here?
00:15:41.000 Laurie Clausudis.
00:15:44.000 Is that her name?
00:15:45.000 Clausudis.
00:15:46.000 Is she a Clausodus homosexual?
00:15:50.000 Laurie Claucidus is dead now.
00:15:55.000 It's not really clear how she died.
00:15:58.000 Joe has been accused of having a sexual relationship with this woman, although he was married to, I assume, his first wife.
00:16:07.000 And she mysteriously died, just dropped dead on her desk.
00:16:11.000 On her desk at work?
00:16:13.000 Yep.
00:16:14.000 What?
00:16:15.000 Kind of like I do every time you fuck up.
00:16:17.000 Well, she must have been old.
00:16:18.000 Yeah.
00:16:19.000 She was an old 20-year, in her late, late 20s.
00:16:24.000 What was Trump saying?
00:16:25.000 Is this...
00:16:30.000 So now that Matt Lauer is gone, when will fake news practitioners at NBC be terminating the contract of Phil Griffin?
00:16:36.000 And will they terminate low ratings Joe Scarborough based on the unsolved mystery in quotation marks?
00:16:42.000 That's pretty big that took place in Florida years ago?
00:16:46.000 Investigate.
00:16:47.000 Usually when someone like Trump says something like that, they have some extra dirt.
00:16:52.000 So this story gets weirder and weirder.
00:16:54.000 She had some weird sort of arrhythmic heart thing, and then she died when her head hit the table.
00:17:00.000 What was her table made of?
00:17:01.000 A bed of nails?
00:17:04.000 Was her table just a giant vat of boiling butric acid?
00:17:09.000 Anyway, go down.
00:17:10.000 That'd be a terrible table.
00:17:12.000 Yeah, I don't want that table.
00:17:13.000 If you're thinking of sending me any of the tables, anything like the tables she had, please don't.
00:17:18.000 Or ottomans or chairs or anything?
00:17:20.000 Nothing like that.
00:17:20.000 No.
00:17:21.000 It's regular furniture.
00:17:23.000 Cardiac arrhythmia causing her to fall and hit her head on a desk leading to her death.
00:17:28.000 It's a hell of a tumble.
00:17:30.000 Leading to her death.
00:17:31.000 That's a Jeffrey Epstein-level tumble.
00:17:34.000 Okay, keep going down.
00:17:36.000 So this gets weirder and weirder.
00:17:38.000 Keep scrolling.
00:17:38.000 It's a list of five.
00:17:40.000 Two, she was active in her faith.
00:17:42.000 Wait, no, no.
00:17:43.000 Well, once worked for Young Republicans group.
00:17:46.000 Okay, that's normal.
00:17:47.000 Three, the assistant medical examiner was found to have stored hundreds of body parts in a storage unit years later.
00:17:54.000 So this was the guy on the case who said, oh, she just hit her head.
00:17:58.000 And now we find out he's some sort of sociopath, Jeffrey Dahmer type, who stores body parts?
00:18:04.000 They don't keep very well, do they?
00:18:07.000 You put like a finger in some vinegar and just have that in a storage warehouse?
00:18:12.000 Storage wars, world star.
00:18:16.000 Her husband held a job.
00:18:17.000 You notice heavy.com doesn't really always choose the five most important things.
00:18:22.000 Klaus had several pairs of shoes.
00:18:25.000 That's more important.
00:18:27.000 That's more important than the body part.
00:18:29.000 Her husband worked with the Air Force.
00:18:30.000 Yeah, I figured.
00:18:31.000 What?
00:18:31.000 She's in Washington?
00:18:33.000 that's pretty normal.
00:18:34.000 Katrina Emerson was banned from appearing on the, So Joe Scarborough, unbeknownst to radical rightists like me, I see him as a lefty, but I guess he's considered a Republican.
00:18:45.000 And so he got attacked by the Daily Coast dude, Marco Metzamutzalazios.
00:18:50.000 That's in that article.
00:18:51.000 You don't have to go Google it.
00:18:52.000 I was going to look at his face.
00:18:54.000 Really ugly guy.
00:18:55.000 And yeah, he started talking about the scandal of this girl.
00:19:00.000 And then Scarborough said, you're calling me a murderer.
00:19:04.000 You're extending your credibility to someone who regularly suggests that I'm a murderer.
00:19:10.000 Well, let's just look into it.
00:19:11.000 Can we look into stuff, please?
00:19:15.000 You know what I mean?
00:19:17.000 It's like what Trump's accusation with the impeachment was.
00:19:20.000 He said, Joe Biden, huh?
00:19:23.000 So his son got, what, 50 grand a month for some mining deal, this is like the least kind of attractive face you can have for a woman.
00:19:37.000 Like, this is, if women had to tell you the least kind of attractive person, it's this kind of a face.
00:19:43.000 Oh, I see.
00:19:44.000 I thought you were saying he kind of looks like a kind of a trans woman.
00:19:47.000 He kind of does, though.
00:19:48.000 Like, there is some trans in there, and that's part of why women find him so attractive, unattractive.
00:19:54.000 Looks like a wormy man.
00:19:56.000 That's all.
00:19:57.000 Look at that.
00:19:58.000 He just exudes beta.
00:19:59.000 Look at his skinny little arms.
00:20:02.000 Anyway, he was on this case.
00:20:04.000 And yes, sorry, get back to Trump.
00:20:06.000 So part of the impeachment scandal was him being accused of saying to Ukraine, I'm going to hold back on some money unless you investigate Joe Biden's son and this strange mining deal that involved him getting tons of money.
00:20:20.000 What's the hell's the matter with that?
00:20:22.000 And also, the money that he was going to give to Ukraine would be used for military weapons.
00:20:28.000 Arming to Ukraine is a giant fuck you to Russia.
00:20:31.000 Why are we poking that bear again?
00:20:33.000 Why are we just shoving Russia around?
00:20:35.000 What you going to do, bitch?
00:20:37.000 I just gave your neighbor a gun, bitch.
00:20:42.000 Ow, that hurt my finger.
00:20:43.000 That sounded painful.
00:20:47.000 And I have some more gossip, some more conspiracy theories.
00:20:51.000 Apparently, like John Kerry's son, stepson, and Hunter Biden both were part of this massive multi-billion dollar hedge fund, where if you were getting your normal dividends as a member of the hedge fund, it would totally dwarf like by 20 times this whole $50,000 a month that Biden was getting from the mining thing.
00:21:18.000 So yeah, Ukraine, do examine this more.
00:21:21.000 We think there's a lot more under the rocks.
00:21:23.000 Where are all the journalists?
00:21:24.000 I'm not a journalist.
00:21:25.000 I'm retired.
00:21:27.000 I come into the studio.
00:21:28.000 I like to go to my local pub in Midtown and we just barf this out, rapping about the news.
00:21:34.000 Hang out with my little underling.
00:21:36.000 I like to go to my loco pub because it's crazy and Mexican as hell.
00:21:43.000 Hello?
00:21:47.000 But, you know, you young people out there, you should be getting on a plane, finding out about this.
00:21:52.000 You should be as good as David Shortel, who shows up at Roger Stone's house 15 minutes before the SWAT team show up based on a hunch.
00:22:01.000 There's no in-between with these journalists, right?
00:22:03.000 They're either totally useless or the greatest king of stakeouts in the history of stakeouts.
00:22:11.000 Although Owen Troyer, who we'll have on the show soon, is a good example of someone who's out there doing stuff, getting involved, screaming at Congress.
00:22:20.000 I think that's his charge.
00:22:22.000 His actual charge is like interrupting Congress or something like that.
00:22:28.000 Me and my notes, my crumpled up pieces of paper here.
00:22:33.000 Where did I write it down?
00:22:34.000 I think he says it here.
00:22:35.000 Thank you.
00:22:36.000 Don't bother.
00:22:38.000 Okay, okay.
00:22:41.000 And by the way, Joe Biden told a whole audience that he was withholding money from Ukraine until they dropped an investigation, I believe involving his son.
00:22:53.000 So this Quid Pro Crow thing was cool when Hunter Biden did it.
00:22:56.000 I mean, when Joe Biden did it, not when Trump did it.
00:22:59.000 Anyway, journalists, get off your ass.
00:23:02.000 Tell me more.
00:23:03.000 Whatever happened to Vegas, too?
00:23:05.000 That story's just gone.
00:23:07.000 500 people die or 500 people get shot and we don't know what the hell happened there?
00:23:13.000 That is the weirdest story of the year.
00:23:16.000 Or here's another weird one that's been bugging me all week and we've been getting some angry emails.
00:23:21.000 So the black Hebrew Israelites shot up a store.
00:23:25.000 Yes, I think that's true.
00:23:27.000 I'm not denying that.
00:23:28.000 I'm not saying it's a false flag or anything like that.
00:23:30.000 But the part I cannot get through my head is that on the way to a hate crime, they shot and killed a detective in a cemetery.
00:23:40.000 Like that's right out of an action movie.
00:23:43.000 And you hear, I have a New York Times login.
00:23:47.000 You don't?
00:23:48.000 Maybe you should have maybe handled this at some point.
00:23:51.000 I did, but I ran out.
00:23:53.000 No, I have a login.
00:23:55.000 Oh.
00:23:57.000 Anyway, it is so weird that someone on their way to a hate crime would have a totally unrelated shooting where they shoot a detective.
00:24:08.000 And here's the other weird thing about that.
00:24:10.000 In the New York Times, it just sort of treated as, it just gets a little paragraph, a sliver of a paragraph.
00:24:16.000 That's your story.
00:24:18.000 Hey, for the first time ever, on the way to a mass shooting, there was a cop killed.
00:24:24.000 Totally unrelated.
00:24:26.000 What?
00:24:27.000 It's sort of like Proud Boys when they would say, they'd say, oh, it's a white supremacist group.
00:24:32.000 Really?
00:24:32.000 What about the black members?
00:24:33.000 Oh, they have internalized self-hatred and they are sabotaging themselves.
00:24:39.000 They want to be destroyed.
00:24:40.000 And to that, I go, well, that's your story.
00:24:44.000 Like, go talk to this black guy who goes to these things where he is where he's now you're distracting me because you're not on fucking the New York Times.
00:24:56.000 If you're not paying your bills with your email, why the fuck do you not have a subscription to a newspaper we talk about on a daily basis?
00:25:07.000 I did.
00:25:09.000 No, you didn't.
00:25:10.000 You got a stupid trial.
00:25:12.000 You fucking blow money on a gold chain and then not get things you need for work.
00:25:17.000 It was $20 and it was silver, coated in fake gold.
00:25:23.000 All right.
00:25:25.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:25:25.000 Three crime scenes and six dead.
00:25:27.000 Three crime scenes?
00:25:28.000 That's what I want to know more about.
00:25:29.000 I'm not saying it wasn't a hate crime.
00:25:31.000 I'm not saying the black Hebrewites are not anti-Semitic.
00:25:35.000 I'm not saying they didn't target this Kosha Delhi.
00:25:39.000 But shouldn't the story be about for the first time ever we have a mass shooting that has a killing on the way to the mass shooting?
00:25:47.000 Anyway, that should be investigated more.
00:25:50.000 And then speaking of conspiracy theories that I'm getting dug deep into, I've been reading that our CIA director, our ex-CIA director Brennan converted to Islam.
00:26:06.000 Isn't that relevant?
00:26:07.000 Why isn't anyone talking about that?
00:26:09.000 This would be 1-7.
00:26:11.000 So you look it up on Snopes, which is left-wing and would.
00:26:15.000 Unsubstantiated rumor claims former CIA director John Brennan is a Muslim who converted to Islam while stationed in Saudi Arabia.
00:26:22.000 Right?
00:26:22.000 But you scroll down and they say unproven, which is their way of saying yes, because they don't want it to be true.
00:26:31.000 But why isn't anyone talking about that?
00:26:35.000 Again, this is all pretty conspiratorial, and I don't have hard evidence.
00:26:42.000 But oh, look, Beck is pretty reliable.
00:26:45.000 It is plausible.
00:26:46.000 Questions now have been raised about Obama's CIA nominee by an ex-FBI agent who claims that the nominee for the CIA, John Brennan, is an Islamic convert with decades-old connections to the most anti-American variant of the religion.
00:27:04.000 I will tell you, I don't know if this is true or not.
00:27:06.000 I will tell you that there is so much in John Brennan's background that should be questioned, that this is plausible.
00:27:18.000 Now, here's why, but here's what the problem is.
00:27:21.000 But this is what, this is like Alex Jones gets shit for being a conspiracy theorist.
00:27:26.000 Like, it's bad.
00:27:27.000 I want people conjecturing.
00:27:28.000 I don't want them saying rumors are facts.
00:27:32.000 I don't know if John Brennan is a Muslim.
00:27:34.000 I don't know what John Scarborough had anything to do with his intern.
00:27:38.000 I don't know why there was someone killed at a cemetery.
00:27:40.000 I don't know what happened in the Vegas shooting.
00:27:42.000 I like questions, though.
00:27:43.000 I like people being curious, trying to figure shit out.
00:27:48.000 Anyway, I'm off of a tangent.
00:27:50.000 Let's get to Owen Schroyer here.
00:27:52.000 What's the subhead?
00:27:52.000 What does it say?
00:27:54.000 The conspiracy site.
00:27:55.000 Oh yeah, this was fascinating.
00:27:56.000 The conspiracy site is largely banned from Twitter, but the host still managed to broadcast video of his stunt on his verified account.
00:28:02.000 Now, Owen was arrested for quote-unquote disrupting Congress.
00:28:06.000 He went to jail.
00:28:07.000 He's got a court date coming up.
00:28:09.000 And it's because he started screaming at Congress during this impeachment hearing, saying, you don't represent America.
00:28:18.000 I was actually very impressed with his adrenaline control.
00:28:23.000 I recently got kicked out of a courthouse in Colonial Williamsburg that was a recreation of this patriot who was being arrested for dealing with other patriots and promoting the revolution.
00:28:35.000 And I said, I'm not going to sit here.
00:28:37.000 I did the Animal House speech and was kicked out.
00:28:40.000 And my heart was pounding right before I did that.
00:28:42.000 My kids were there.
00:28:43.000 I didn't want to screw it up.
00:28:44.000 But his adrenaline control is really good.
00:28:48.000 Like, listen to what he says here.
00:28:51.000 We will hear 30-minute priest opening arguments from counsels for the majority and the minority.
00:28:56.000 Gary Nadler and the Democrat Party are committing treason against this country.
00:29:00.000 And you can gavel.
00:29:02.000 But he's the one committing crimes.
00:29:03.000 You are, Gary Nadler.
00:29:05.000 You're the one committing treason.
00:29:07.000 America's done with this.
00:29:08.000 America's sick of the treason committed by the Democrat Party.
00:29:12.000 Pretty eloquent, huh?
00:29:13.000 Mini room.
00:29:15.000 We're going to remove our vote.
00:29:16.000 We voted for Donald Trump, and they're going to remove it because they don't have it.
00:29:20.000 We'll never get the city to repeat this man.
00:29:23.000 We're seeking to Democrat treason.
00:29:25.000 We know we're committed to crime and only Trump.
00:29:28.000 Trump believes it.
00:29:31.000 I'm impressed.
00:29:32.000 Yeah.
00:29:34.000 So let's talk to Owen.
00:29:35.000 Oh, no, wait, wait.
00:29:36.000 Before we talk to Owen, though, isn't it interesting the way the New York Times, their first priority is to thwart the competition and make it about the fact that go to the New York Times thing.
00:29:50.000 InfoWars, the website founded by Alex Jones, that traffics in conspiracy theories has been largely banned by Apple, Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube.
00:30:03.000 So you guys have already banned a lot of them.
00:30:05.000 Just ban Owen.
00:30:06.000 Get rid of him.
00:30:08.000 These are journalists, and their first priority is get rid of the competition.
00:30:13.000 But one of the site's personalities still managed to disrupt the House impeachment hearing on Monday using his verified Twitter, like verified.
00:30:23.000 You get what they're saying there?
00:30:25.000 Verified Twitter account to carry out a publicity stunt.
00:30:30.000 Yet Mr. Schroyer remains active.
00:30:32.000 They keep repeating it.
00:30:33.000 He remains active on Twitter where he has more than 120,000 followers.
00:30:39.000 The subtext there is that we got to get rid of him because he's too influential with his horrible lies.
00:30:44.000 You ban the other guys, ban him.
00:30:46.000 You can see these little code words like with Tommy Robinson, when they call him by his real name, that means I'm an activist and I secretly hate this guy and want him shut down.
00:30:56.000 When they call Antifa anti-fascist protesters, you know where their agenda is.
00:31:01.000 And when they talk about verified 120,000 followers previously banned, you know what they're really saying is remove this guy.
00:31:09.000 I don't like him.
00:31:13.000 So transparent.
00:31:14.000 Mark Dice had a good tweet about it where he said, of course, the New York Times' first priority is not information.
00:31:21.000 This is in the notes.
00:31:23.000 Oh, it doesn't have a time code on it.
00:31:29.000 Of course, instead of just reporting on Owen Schroer's protest, the impeachment hearing, the NT Times, I think his typo there, is calling for him to be banned from social media.
00:31:39.000 It's even in their tweet.
00:31:42.000 Like they make the call to have him banned, verified Twitter account, largely banned, is in their tweet.
00:31:52.000 In other words, Jack, get rid of this guy.
00:31:55.000 Anyway, we don't want you to get rid of this guy.
00:31:57.000 Let's get this guy on.
00:31:58.000 Let's get this guy on.
00:32:08.000 Owen, are you there, sir?
00:32:10.000 Gavin, is that Gavin McGinnis?
00:32:13.000 Breaking news, breaking news.
00:32:16.000 How did I end up here?
00:32:17.000 We're just talking about the New York Times.
00:32:20.000 An Infowars host disrupted the House impeachment hearing on Monday, streaming the stunt live using his verified Twitter account, even though the conspiracy site has been largely banned from the platform.
00:32:34.000 You can hear the activism in the way they write.
00:32:38.000 They don't.
00:32:38.000 If you want to call it that, I call it fascism.
00:32:41.000 Yeah, well, they're tattletales, right?
00:32:43.000 They want you banned.
00:32:44.000 Isn't that how Alex got...
00:32:48.000 Was Oliver Darcy?
00:32:50.000 Well, that's what they claimed in the Rogan podcast.
00:32:53.000 If you take their word for it, quite frankly, I don't.
00:32:56.000 I think they just don't like our politics, and they just used that as their excuse.
00:33:01.000 Yeah, because it's such a flimsy excuse.
00:33:03.000 Because of Twitter, Alex is able to harass Oliver Darcy.
00:33:07.000 I don't understand how the two are related.
00:33:10.000 No, it doesn't really add up.
00:33:11.000 And since when, I mean, Oliver Darcy's a grown man, I mean, he can't stand up for himself.
00:33:16.000 The mommy and daddy at Twitter have to say, oh, Alex Jones bad.
00:33:20.000 We'll put him in timeout.
00:33:21.000 Shame, shame.
00:33:22.000 I think that's really what's going on here.
00:33:24.000 Like when the Tommy Robinson trial was going on, Ezra Levant filmed him in the stairway because everyone could see him in the window and were screaming and yelling 5,000 people.
00:33:33.000 Sorry, 500 people.
00:33:35.000 And all the BBC would talk about is how that's technically contempt of court because you're using your phone in the court premises.
00:33:44.000 So they're trying to restrict information in the interests of thwarting the enemy, Ezra Levant.
00:33:50.000 Truth is secondary to revenge.
00:33:52.000 That's what you're getting here.
00:33:54.000 Well, and I think they may try to implement that here in the United States too, that whole not being allowed to even have a phone in these government hearings.
00:34:04.000 Now, it used to be you couldn't take a picture or record.
00:34:06.000 Now they just might say you can't have it because they know people are going to disobey that rule with the upcoming wave of activism that I think we're all sensing.
00:34:15.000 But it really just shows you how, and I was thinking about this earlier, Gavin.
00:34:19.000 Social media is obviously very important.
00:34:22.000 The internet's very important.
00:34:23.000 But really, it's important in the frame of perception.
00:34:27.000 And it's really all about perception on the internet.
00:34:30.000 Well, that still doesn't really equal reality.
00:34:32.000 There's still a bunch of people that will never be on Twitter in their life.
00:34:35.000 There's still a bunch of people that don't even get on the internet every day, as normal as it might be for the average American.
00:34:40.000 So social media is still more perception than reality.
00:34:44.000 But they know if they can rig that perception, they can also get away with rigging reality.
00:34:51.000 And that seems to be their formula right now to steal the election from America to stop Trump from getting reelected or to remove him from office.
00:35:00.000 Yeah, I'll make a fake America that's totally racist and bigoted and run by this white supremacist in the White House that won't be verified every time someone walks out of their front door.
00:35:10.000 But hopefully they won't do too much fraternizing and they won't see that I've made a completely fictional kingdom of hate.
00:35:18.000 It's bizarre.
00:35:20.000 Well, and I don't know if you've been seeing them lately, but they're getting crazier out there, Gavin.
00:35:24.000 The leftist protesters.
00:35:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:35:27.000 Total and utter derangement syndrome.
00:35:30.000 Speaking of which, I was very impressed with your adrenaline control as you were being yanked out of that impeachment hearing.
00:35:37.000 Well, I'm pretty experienced at this point.
00:35:40.000 I guess you could call me a veteran of disrupting government activity if you want to say that.
00:35:45.000 But, you know, can I curse on your show?
00:35:47.000 Yes.
00:35:48.000 Fuck the government.
00:35:49.000 Yeah.
00:35:50.000 They can shove it up my ass.
00:35:52.000 I'm not going to sit down and let them destroy this country.
00:35:55.000 And you know what really angered me, Gavin, when you talk about the left creating this fiction of America, this fictional tale?
00:36:02.000 You know, that offends me to a certain level, but I can still stand here and represent the real America and correct the record.
00:36:07.000 But when Nancy Pelosi and these Democrats all of a sudden steal the American symbol today, claiming to be patriots, holding the Pledge of Allegiance now is something that they care about.
00:36:17.000 Oh, and now they're doing this all to get Trump.
00:36:19.000 That angers me to a whole nother level.
00:36:21.000 That's like a fan that talked trash on the team all year, sold their season tickets, said they're done, and then after they win the championship is the biggest fan in the world.
00:36:30.000 No, that's stealing the valor of the United States and stealing Patriots' message.
00:36:36.000 She also did that with Christianity, where she said, I'm a Catholic, I don't hate.
00:36:40.000 I sit and I pray for Trump every night.
00:36:43.000 So she's taking crosses and flags and hiding behind them when this whole thing is just about revenge, just like the verbiage verified Twitter account and largely banned.
00:36:54.000 I mean, all these things are dripping with the agenda.
00:36:58.000 And what is the problem with the New York Times and free speech here?
00:37:02.000 I mean, this is the free press.
00:37:03.000 I mean, and the New York Times is against it.
00:37:05.000 I mean, what does that tell you about the New York Times and how far it has fallen?
00:37:09.000 I think that should be a warning shot to all of America that they would get behind any censorship, no matter what they think of me.
00:37:15.000 But, you know, it's the New York Times that's causing violence in this country.
00:37:18.000 If anybody should be shut down, it's the New York Times.
00:37:21.000 They're the ones lying about America, lying about Trump, going along with this fake impeachment scam, lying about Trump supporters.
00:37:27.000 So they're the ones that are causing violence in this country.
00:37:30.000 And for them to project that onto us, again, it's dripping with agenda.
00:37:35.000 It's exactly what the Nazis did.
00:37:37.000 And I'm learning this too, Gavin.
00:37:38.000 When you start to aim the leftist chance back at them, like they used to do this, ah, auntie, auntie, fa-shi, sta.
00:37:47.000 Have you ever heard that one?
00:37:48.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:37:49.000 You haven't heard it lately because I gave it right back to them.
00:37:51.000 They don't do it anymore.
00:37:52.000 You notice that?
00:37:53.000 So I've decided I'm going to start bullhorning these people.
00:37:55.000 I'm going to say, you're Nazis.
00:37:56.000 Nazis go home.
00:37:57.000 Nazis go home.
00:37:58.000 And they'll quit using it because when we use it, it has truth to power.
00:38:03.000 So they love to steal our logos and steal our images and steal our likeness.
00:38:08.000 But we can steal their chance, use them against them, and then they actually work and shuts them down.
00:38:13.000 Yeah, and I've noticed they get apoplectic when it comes to doing that.
00:38:17.000 Like when you call them Nazis after they're calling you a Nazi.
00:38:20.000 And I think it's because they put all their eggs in the Nazi basket.
00:38:23.000 So everything revolves around the right is bigots and Nazis are bad.
00:38:27.000 And then when you go, no, actually, you're resembling a Nazi a lot more with your fascist thought control.
00:38:32.000 They just go, well, that can't be because all my money's on the swastika.
00:38:36.000 You put that on me, I'm broke.
00:38:38.000 Yeah, like we should just, I hate Nazis.
00:38:41.000 Like, I hate Nazis.
00:38:43.000 I hate Nazis.
00:38:44.000 They'll be like, what?
00:38:45.000 It'll be like major malfunction, like the fembots at the end of Austin Powers.
00:38:48.000 They'll be like tweaking out.
00:38:49.000 They're like, yes, down Nazi, down Nazi.
00:38:52.000 Like, oh, Nazi scum.
00:38:54.000 Oh, impeachment.
00:38:55.000 I've seen it happen.
00:38:57.000 So I noticed that you're in New York.
00:38:59.000 You're yelling at Different headquarters now.
00:39:01.000 Are you going to continue this with your armored vehicle driving around the country screaming at people?
00:39:07.000 Well, I mean, you know, it's a loud PA system.
00:39:10.000 I try to keep my voice at a decent volume, but you know, it does reverberate amongst the tall buildings.
00:39:16.000 Yeah, I think that the informally called the Infowars battle tank will be hauling a tyranny response team around the United States of America.
00:39:26.000 There's some other things we need to figure out and work on.
00:39:30.000 I won't release those plans just yet.
00:39:32.000 But, you know, it was so effective and really a lot of fun, too, that we absolutely got to take that thing on the road.
00:39:41.000 I mean, 2020 is going to be so important, and getting support for Trump out in the third dimension is going to be important because we know they're trying to stymie that in the internet dimension.
00:39:50.000 Yes, too true.
00:39:51.000 Well, that thing is badass, and we're very impressed with your screaming and your yelling.
00:39:56.000 And thanks for coming on the show.
00:39:58.000 Absolutely.
00:39:59.000 Hey, if we bring it back up to New York, will you get in it with me?
00:40:02.000 With beyond a shadow of a doubt.
00:40:05.000 Nice.
00:40:06.000 I like you more than a friend.
00:40:08.000 We'll see you in New York.
00:40:10.000 Bye.
00:40:16.000 We'll be right back.
00:40:21.000 Oh, that looked kind of De Niro's sexual.
00:40:23.000 Oh.
00:40:24.000 No, this is De Niro.
00:40:25.000 This is De Niro kicking the shit out of someone.
00:40:29.000 Have you seen their armored truck that he's talking about?
00:40:32.000 That they're driving all over the country?
00:40:34.000 Sexy as hell.
00:40:35.000 Screaming at people.
00:40:36.000 Ban him.
00:40:37.000 Ban this guy.
00:40:38.000 This is what I mean about the gray police.
00:40:40.000 They don't want color.
00:40:41.000 I want color.
00:40:44.000 What about Sandy Hook?
00:40:47.000 Seven years ago.
00:40:48.000 Yes, that was bad.
00:40:49.000 You got him.
00:40:50.000 What the hell was that behind them?
00:40:52.000 Launching into the air.
00:40:54.000 I didn't see anything.
00:40:55.000 To the top left?
00:40:56.000 Is that smoke or fuck?
00:41:01.000 What the hell?
00:41:03.000 That's pretty badass.
00:41:05.000 Isn't it cool?
00:41:06.000 Yeah.
00:41:07.000 I want one.
00:41:08.000 It's not very aerodynamic to have a flap that sticks up.
00:41:12.000 And that's another one!
00:41:14.000 A man of target is...
00:41:17.000 People don't get the humor in what Alex Jones does.
00:41:21.000 They don't see that he's fun.
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00:43:11.000 Yep.
00:43:12.000 Show the website.
00:43:13.000 We're on to the other roast now.
00:43:17.000 What roast are we on today?
00:43:18.000 The light roast.
00:43:19.000 Light roast?
00:43:20.000 Yeah.
00:43:20.000 Just a light roast where you say you have kind of a lot of spider veins on your ankles.
00:43:27.000 It's not the end of the world.
00:43:29.000 Do you covefe?com?
00:43:32.000 What's the URL?
00:43:34.000 Well, it's doyucofefe.com.
00:43:37.000 Do youcafefe.com?
00:43:39.000 C-O-V-F-E-F-E.
00:43:41.000 All right, so we want to give away this thing, but we should announce.
00:43:46.000 We should announce the callers.
00:43:48.000 Yes.
00:43:53.000 I hate alerts you get on your phone about the weather.
00:43:56.000 If it's not going to be a hurricane, then don't tell me it's going to rain soon.
00:44:01.000 I got one too.
00:44:02.000 Be aware of puddles.
00:44:04.000 Oh my gosh, it's going to snow for three hours.
00:44:07.000 It's over a centimeter.
00:44:10.000 We're canceling the schools.
00:44:12.000 Schools, all extracurricular activities are canceled because we don't want to get sued.
00:44:17.000 This is the problem with this day and age.
00:44:21.000 It's a pussy nation.
00:44:22.000 We've become totally pussified.
00:44:24.000 And when you see stuff from the 80s, the movies that we showed a clip the other day of Pee-Wee at an awards ceremony getting in a fight with RoboCop where he shot up into the sky and was hanging on the rafters of the venue.
00:44:36.000 That was the 80s.
00:44:38.000 It had balls.
00:44:40.000 Even punk rock wasn't all politically correct.
00:44:42.000 There was offensive bands there, too.
00:44:45.000 Okay.
00:44:46.000 Taking Collins.
00:44:51.000 Have you put this out on your stuff?
00:44:53.000 Nope.
00:44:54.000 Okay, this is my telegram.
00:44:57.000 It's kind of a weird thing.
00:44:59.000 But what's the number again?
00:45:00.000 718.
00:45:02.000 Yes, 718.
00:45:05.000 No need to be funny.
00:45:06.000 409.
00:45:07.000 400.
00:45:09.000 I have 499.
00:45:12.000 That's not right.
00:45:13.000 Well, that's what we listed in the free CBD thing.
00:45:18.000 Give them the wrong number, I guess.
00:45:20.000 What the hell?
00:45:21.000 I'm seeing 400.
00:45:23.000 Hold hold on a second.
00:45:24.000 No, no, it's not.
00:45:25.000 718-400-6959.
00:45:29.000 Huh, it's the wrong number.
00:45:31.000 Sure is.
00:45:32.000 Wonder who's responsible for that?
00:45:36.000 I think we know.
00:45:37.000 Alright, let's just say the first caller gets the box.
00:45:40.000 Okay.
00:45:40.000 Now how are you gonna contact me?
00:45:41.000 We have to give away two, actually.
00:45:43.000 Oh, okay.
00:45:43.000 First two callers.
00:45:46.000 Um so here I go.
00:45:48.000 Hold on.
00:45:50.000 So I'm sending that out on Telegram.
00:45:52.000 And then I go to my other Island of Misfit Toys social media and I put it on parlor.
00:46:00.000 By the way, I've already told you that we've had to change the name, right?
00:46:03.000 We're not free speech.tv anymore.
00:46:06.000 It's censored.tv.
00:46:10.000 Notice the bug.
00:46:11.000 Now, I don't know if you can do that if you can do that thing that Baba Booye does where you say stay on the line.
00:46:23.000 Oh, stealth Lloyd.
00:46:25.000 Lloyd.
00:46:29.000 We got two.
00:46:30.000 We got colors.
00:46:30.000 That's cool.
00:46:31.000 I mean, this might be our two right here.
00:46:34.000 Okay, let's see what we got.
00:46:38.000 Hello?
00:46:43.000 Can you hear me?
00:46:46.000 Yeah.
00:46:48.000 How are you?
00:46:51.000 Not too shabby.
00:46:52.000 How you doing?
00:46:53.000 Pretty good.
00:46:57.000 Calling in about the change of the name?
00:47:00.000 Uh-huh.
00:47:03.000 And I think you guys could have done a better job than censored TV.
00:47:09.000 Well, thank you very much for your input.
00:47:09.000 All right.
00:47:11.000 I appreciate the call.
00:47:13.000 Really looking for tips there.
00:47:17.000 You could have, instead of, you guys could have just changed it to freezepeach.tv.
00:47:26.000 That's a good idea.
00:47:29.000 Thank you for your call.
00:47:31.000 Ryan, I said thank you for your call.
00:47:33.000 Oh, we're not going to give it to him?
00:47:35.000 No, because he's a critic.
00:47:37.000 When I say thank you for your call, hang up the goddamn motherfucking phone.
00:47:40.000 Back page, any luck.
00:47:45.000 Back page, any luck.
00:47:48.000 Hello.
00:47:50.000 I'm talking about the general election.
00:47:54.000 We're just happy, very happy over here in the UK that Boris Samson won the election.
00:47:59.000 Yeah, why does everyone say that this is going to be the end of the NHS?
00:48:03.000 What are they talking about?
00:48:05.000 Fucking nonsense.
00:48:06.000 Fucking Jeremy Corbyn, the communist leader of the Labour Party, has convinced every retard in this country that the NHS has been sold to a bunch of pharmaceutical companies in the U.S. Just nonsense.
00:48:19.000 It's just a made-up thing?
00:48:22.000 100% made up.
00:48:23.000 So there was this negotiation, weather, talks going on between a bunch of bureaucrats, and the documents were leaked.
00:48:32.000 And one of the things that was negotiated or talked about, just to explore each other's positions, was the expense, something about patents, US patents or something, but it's all just talks.
00:48:46.000 Nothing about selling the NHS to anyone.
00:48:49.000 So it was a hypothetical scenario where they were saying, what if?
00:48:53.000 And Boris Johnson said, yeah, I guess that would be possible.
00:48:55.000 That's kind of like Mike Pence here in the States where they said...
00:49:00.000 Boris wasn't involved.
00:49:01.000 It was just trade talks between a bunch of people in the background.
00:49:05.000 So, you know, the, I don't know what you guys call them, the bureaucrats.
00:49:09.000 Right.
00:49:10.000 Yeah, here in the States, Mike Pence was asked, hey, so the state, each individual state should handle their own medical spending, right?
00:49:17.000 And he goes, yeah.
00:49:19.000 And they go, what about if you wanted to spend that money on telling AIDS patients to stop having so much sex?
00:49:23.000 And he goes, I guess, whatever that state does.
00:49:25.000 And they go, what about electrotherapy for gays?
00:49:28.000 He goes, let the state handle it.
00:49:29.000 And they go, oh, so you want gays to be electrocuted?
00:49:32.000 Huh.
00:49:33.000 Like, they'll take a hypothetical and make it part of your doctrine.
00:49:38.000 It's come to the point where it's just not worth engaging with them, to be honest.
00:49:43.000 We got 80 seats, majority.
00:49:43.000 Fuck them.
00:49:47.000 The biggest majority since Maggie Thatcher.
00:49:49.000 I don't like saying Maggie.
00:49:50.000 Margaret Thatcher, sorry.
00:49:52.000 Biggest majority since Margaret Thatcher.
00:49:54.000 And the Labour Party had the worst loss since 1935.
00:49:58.000 Oh, my God.
00:50:01.000 Yeah, it's tremendous news.
00:50:04.000 So Brexit is happening.
00:50:07.000 Well, that's hopefully, I mean, you never know with these things, but yeah, it's a very comfortable majority.
00:50:14.000 And, you know, we should be out by the 31st of January.
00:50:17.000 And we should be out by, like, for good, because there's a bunch of, you know, talks about the future relationship.
00:50:24.000 That's what it's called.
00:50:26.000 Yeah, that should be done by the end of the year.
00:50:28.000 So 2021, we should be out for good.
00:50:31.000 And we should have trade deals lined up with the U.S. and the rest of the world, like, you know, a normal sovereign country.
00:50:38.000 Yeah, that won two world wars.
00:50:43.000 Fucking ridiculous.
00:50:44.000 Dude, I have some good news.
00:50:46.000 You won the CBD giveaway.
00:50:48.000 We're going to be sending you cookies and tinctures and gummies and a stem.
00:50:52.000 Awesome.
00:50:53.000 So stay on the line.
00:50:55.000 Ryan's going to get your email or something.
00:50:57.000 I'm going to call him back after the show.
00:50:58.000 Oh, he's going to.
00:50:59.000 Oh, he has your number.
00:51:00.000 Now, do you know how to call Britain?
00:51:01.000 You've probably never done it before.
00:51:03.000 Oh, yeah, no, I actually don't see the number here.
00:51:05.000 I'm calling from Google Hangouts, so I don't have a phone number.
00:51:08.000 It's just, I think it's a private number or something.
00:51:10.000 All right, well, you stay on the line, and Ryan, you get his email, and then through email, you can get his address.
00:51:16.000 Got it?
00:51:16.000 Okay.
00:51:18.000 Okay.
00:51:19.000 Okay.
00:51:20.000 My email, frankly, is.
00:51:24.000 Wait, can't you just make it not on the air and then get his email privately?
00:51:30.000 Yeah.
00:51:31.000 What the fuck's the matter with you today?
00:51:34.000 It's called hard work.
00:51:35.000 We work hard during the holidays.
00:51:37.000 Great.
00:51:39.000 If I had more energy, I wish I had some.
00:51:42.000 Hey.
00:51:43.000 If I had more energy, I wish I had some.
00:51:46.000 Interesting hypothetical.
00:51:47.000 So what's your email?
00:51:52.000 God, seeing Puerto Ricans work hard, like they start melting down.
00:51:55.000 They're just, what's happening?
00:51:57.000 Mike.
00:52:00.000 It's like a robot low on batteries.
00:52:04.000 While he does that, though, how are we doing with our.
00:52:07.000 I think I overdid it with the sponsors here.
00:52:09.000 It's turning into an episode of idiocracy.
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00:53:37.000 You know that tattoos are only legal in New York since about 2002?
00:53:44.000 When I first moved here, you had to take a train way the fuck out to like Fire Island where Anthony Civarelli has Lotus Tattoo and get tattooed there.
00:53:53.000 It took like an hour and a half.
00:53:56.000 And if you tried to open one illegally in the city, the police would, well, if you did it, you know, like a speakeasy, the mob would eventually find out about it, and they'd just say, oh, we're taking this over now.
00:54:08.000 And then just take all your work.
00:54:09.000 Your whole shit would be gone.
00:54:14.000 Yeah, Brexit is exciting, and the left is handling it so badly.
00:54:18.000 I saw, we were just talking the other day about that soccer hooligan type who went in there with his microphone saying, why are you here?
00:54:26.000 Oh, because there was a Donald Trump protest in London and Trafalgar Square or something.
00:54:31.000 They said, why are you here?
00:54:32.000 And he said, oh, because Donald Trump is racist.
00:54:34.000 Name one thing he said that's racist.
00:54:36.000 Oh, I mean, there's so many.
00:54:38.000 Right, so just name one.
00:54:40.000 Not one person could name one racist thing he's ever said.
00:54:45.000 The surplus of racist things makes it harder to listen to.
00:54:47.000 Oh, my God.
00:54:48.000 It's hard to list one when there's too many.
00:54:48.000 There's so many.
00:54:50.000 So many.
00:54:51.000 You know, like when you try to order a sandwich and like the menu's just too big at a diner?
00:54:56.000 They don't dinner.
00:54:56.000 They don't even listen.
00:54:57.000 They're Bolsheviks.
00:54:58.000 They just want more power.
00:55:00.000 Boy, this show is getting very political for a show that's not supposed to be political.
00:55:04.000 You want to take more calls or nay?
00:55:05.000 Yeah.
00:55:06.000 Okay.
00:55:07.000 We got Jim says he's a homosexual coming out of the closet.
00:55:11.000 Ew.
00:55:15.000 Nah, dude.
00:55:17.000 I was calling because have you seen anything about the Virginia gun laws?
00:55:21.000 This shit's getting real down here.
00:55:23.000 Oh, I saw there was something where they said we're going to form a coalition and have sanctuary cities if you try to steal our guns.
00:55:32.000 It's getting worse than that.
00:55:35.000 I mean, I don't want to, you know, I don't want to, Oh, what's the word?
00:55:39.000 I don't want to over exaggerate things, but I think there's a potential for something to go really like violence to go like crazy.
00:55:48.000 Uh, because the, uh, I mean, I'm not one of those groipers.
00:55:55.000 I mean, I'm kind of, like, I am nationalist, but I'm not groiper white nationalist.
00:56:00.000 You know what I mean?
00:56:00.000 Yep.
00:56:02.000 Yeah, Boogaloo refers to the US.
00:56:04.000 I do believe.
00:56:06.000 Anyway, let me just get to the point.
00:56:07.000 So it started off, Virginia is now blue, Democrat state, and the blackface governor and the Democrats want to put forth gun laws, which essentially they want to go door-to-door and confiscate guns.
00:56:23.000 And they got bullied down because I think it was 80 out of the 95 counties in Virginia said we're now declaring these counties sanctuary counties to the Second Amendment.
00:56:36.000 And he came back saying, well, we're going to send in the National Guard.
00:56:40.000 People got a little outrage, not a little, there was a lot of outrage for that.
00:56:44.000 So then he backed down to saying, well, you can be grandfathered in, but you have to put it in a registry.
00:56:49.000 And people are still angry about that.
00:56:51.000 And now you're seeing sheriffs, there's videos of sheriffs in all these counties saying, we're going to start forming militias with the people along with the police to combat a potential scenario where the National Guard will come in.
00:57:06.000 So, I mean, it's getting really crazy.
00:57:09.000 Wow, that's huge.
00:57:10.000 You know, you remember with the Bundy Ranch that they eventually had a standoff and Obama said, all right, we're sending the National Guard.
00:57:17.000 You guys screwed up.
00:57:17.000 And they were all armed, the Bundy Ranch guys.
00:57:21.000 And Obama saw that they weren't fucking around and he went, okay, forget it.
00:57:26.000 And sent everyone home.
00:57:28.000 Yeah.
00:57:28.000 Guns change things.
00:57:30.000 Yeah, I mean, but the thing is, yeah, I mean, the thing is, though, it's worrying.
00:57:34.000 And again, this is where, like, you know, Milo does say in his video with, or his episode with Nick Fuentes, there is some points that he has.
00:57:44.000 And immigration's one.
00:57:46.000 Immigration into the state of Virginia has made it blue.
00:57:49.000 It has turned it Democrat for good, potentially.
00:57:52.000 Which is why they do it.
00:57:53.000 They just did that in New York with driver's licenses for illegal aliens, and they clearly didn't do it to make the roads safer.
00:57:59.000 They did it for votes.
00:58:01.000 Right, yeah.
00:58:01.000 And it works.
00:58:02.000 Yeah.
00:58:03.000 And it's crazy because you wonder, well, how long will it take before all these 80 counties, when it goes from 80 counties to 40?
00:58:10.000 You know what I mean?
00:58:11.000 How long will it become until 95 counties, there's a majority that support what the governor wants to do?
00:58:17.000 And so it's getting a little crazy.
00:58:18.000 And one last thing I want to say, I'm going down the plumber route.
00:58:23.000 I dropped out of law school.
00:58:25.000 I was in it for six weeks.
00:58:26.000 Yes.
00:58:27.000 And I'm going down and getting an apprenticeship for a plumber.
00:58:32.000 I appreciate you showing me the route.
00:58:33.000 There's way more money.
00:58:34.000 There's no debt.
00:58:35.000 I strongly encourage young men, go down the route of vocation.
00:58:40.000 This country's totally saturated with lawyers.
00:58:42.000 You won't make half decent money for 10 years.
00:58:45.000 If you are a smart kid, which you must be if you got into law school, you get your gas certification.
00:58:51.000 You start getting guys under you after you've worked, been registered for a few years, been licensed for a few years.
00:58:58.000 Next thing you know, you've got an army of plumbers.
00:59:00.000 You're fixing gas leaks and everything, and you're making 300, 400 grand a year.
00:59:07.000 All right, man.
00:59:08.000 Keep off the cookie.
00:59:09.000 Stay on the line.
00:59:09.000 You just won.
00:59:10.000 Yeah, you won the thing.
00:59:11.000 You won Johnny Apple CBD box of goodies, gummies, tincture, and a cookie.
00:59:18.000 Ryan's going to get your credentials.
00:59:20.000 Yep.
00:59:21.000 Hold on the line.
00:59:24.000 Stay on the line.
00:59:27.000 Even if you're a total, lazy, incompetent, we call them in Canada dog fuckers, people who sit around the house all day.
00:59:35.000 Is that you with the 443?
00:59:37.000 You will make $70K a year.
00:59:41.000 That's without your gas shit.
00:59:43.000 You can't hear me because you're talking.
00:59:44.000 Because I'm still talking to you.
00:59:44.000 Oh.
00:59:46.000 Oh, he hung up.
00:59:47.000 All right.
00:59:48.000 I think I got his number.
00:59:50.000 Unless it's some fake number, but I doubt it.
00:59:53.000 Wait, I thought you could talk to them without them hearing me.
00:59:56.000 No.
00:59:58.000 Okay.
00:59:59.000 That hurt.
00:59:59.000 Ow.
01:00:01.000 All right, so we're good.
01:00:02.000 So do you have his number?
01:00:03.000 Yep.
01:00:04.000 The only reason it didn't work with the other guys because it was the UK.
01:00:06.000 Right, right, right.
01:00:07.000 And he's doing that thing that smart British people do where they don't pay for their calls via Google Hangouts.
01:00:17.000 All right, let's take another call.
01:00:22.000 Hello, you're on the line?
01:00:25.000 Hey, Kevin, wondering if you could talk about your experience with being on Kenny versus Spenny, mainly how legitimate the show is.
01:00:32.000 I find it kind of hard to believe that Kenny could get a wife that hot.
01:00:38.000 No, that's his wife.
01:00:41.000 I've met her, hung out with her many times.
01:00:43.000 She's legit.
01:00:44.000 I think they have a kid.
01:00:46.000 You look, when you're famous, you eventually end up with an incredibly hot chick.
01:00:51.000 That's just the way it is.
01:00:51.000 Look at Howard Stern.
01:00:54.000 He looks like Joey Ramon, and he's got a supermodel.
01:00:57.000 Danny DeVito is probably dating a hot chick.
01:00:59.000 Kevin James has got a hot chick.
01:01:01.000 Nicholas Cage is torn through, but a million Asian nines.
01:01:04.000 That's just the way it is.
01:01:06.000 But Kenny versus Spenny is mostly fake.
01:01:09.000 And what did it for me and Johnny Knoxville, actually, at the same time, was this episode where he glued Spenny's hand to a night table.
01:01:18.000 Anyone who has been a big brother or a jerk has tried gluing someone to something, the worst it does is hurt your skin a little bit when you take your hand off.
01:01:27.000 It might rip some of your skin.
01:01:29.000 There's no hands stuck to a night table.
01:01:32.000 It's total bullshit.
01:01:34.000 You would need like caulking and all kinds of industrial shit, and even then you could just rip it off.
01:01:40.000 These aren't sticky things.
01:01:41.000 These are not paper.
01:01:43.000 So it's like all reality shows.
01:01:46.000 It's sort of, it takes a bit of a true premise.
01:01:49.000 Although I will say that Kenny's entire existence is antagonizing Spenny in real life.
01:01:56.000 And Spenny is a useless douche.
01:02:00.000 So that part's real.
01:02:01.000 But Kenny is a really cool guy, fun to hang out with, and I love drinking with him.
01:02:07.000 Kenny Hotz, really cruel and caustic guy.
01:02:10.000 I think because his dad died when he was young.
01:02:13.000 But doing that show was a lot of fun.
01:02:15.000 We got Nick.
01:02:17.000 Nick.
01:02:18.000 What's up, Nick?
01:02:20.000 Hi, David.
01:02:20.000 How are you doing?
01:02:21.000 Good.
01:02:24.000 So I have two quick questions for you.
01:02:26.000 Are you going to have Jim Goad on your podcast or on your show website?
01:02:31.000 I've asked this before, and you said yes, but I'm not sure if that's going through.
01:02:36.000 And my second question is, why does Jim Goad hate Milo Yiannopoulos so much?
01:02:42.000 I didn't know he hates Milo Yiannopoulos.
01:02:46.000 It's like, I'd say, so I listen to his podcast that comes out on Sunday every week.
01:02:51.000 And it's like, I would say a third of his podcasts, he mentions just how much he really hates Milo.
01:02:59.000 And then J.B. Beverly kind of reiterates that.
01:03:02.000 Well, I think Jim is really anti-Groiper, and he doesn't care about the white nationalism, the anti-Semitism stuff.
01:03:10.000 He just sees them as another fad, another cult, and they're all about infighting and calling everyone a boomer.
01:03:16.000 And he says really legitimate arguments, like, you're calling everyone a boomer.
01:03:21.000 Don't you get that most millennials are liberals?
01:03:25.000 If you want to look at liberals and toxic liberals across this country like Antifa, you're going to find millennials are the issue, not boomers.
01:03:32.000 Boomers tend to be more conservative.
01:03:34.000 Little details like that.
01:03:36.000 So maybe he resents that Milo is so friendly with Groipers.
01:03:42.000 But yeah.
01:03:45.000 He wouldn't even mention his name.
01:03:46.000 He'd just call him like the British faggot or something.
01:03:49.000 And everybody knew who he was talking about.
01:03:51.000 But he literally, now he at least mentioned his name, but I didn't know if there was more of a backstory behind that or whatnot.
01:03:58.000 Yeah, no gossip there.
01:04:00.000 Jim very rarely comes into New York.
01:04:02.000 I think the last time he was here was to play a skinhead in my movie that was promptly shelved.
01:04:06.000 Is that your two questions?
01:04:09.000 That's my two questions.
01:04:11.000 Okay, I like you more than a friend.
01:04:12.000 Thanks for calling.
01:04:14.000 Aaron.
01:04:18.000 Yo, Erro.
01:04:21.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm wondering if you think that Mother Nature is actually hella pissed or if you think that climate change is more likely to be a hoax.
01:04:29.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed.
01:04:32.000 I don't think Mother Nature's hella pissed at all.
01:04:35.000 I think she's totally fine with where we're at.
01:04:39.000 Things have been going great.
01:04:41.000 And we've had the earth has been hotter than this.
01:04:43.000 The earth has been colder than this.
01:04:45.000 It's been going up and down.
01:04:46.000 They used to grow grapes in Scotland.
01:04:48.000 Air has been getting progressively cleaner every year.
01:04:50.000 What would she be so hella pissed about?
01:04:52.000 A plastic bag in the ocean in China?
01:04:55.000 A turtle with a plastic straw up its stupid nose?
01:04:59.000 Who cares?
01:04:59.000 We don't give a damn.
01:05:03.000 This is exactly why I asked this question because I can't wait to show this part of the show to my feminist liberal sister.
01:05:12.000 Yeah, like we hear from Greta Thunbark that the earth is dying and entire ecosystems are failing, but that's just not true.
01:05:23.000 Lifespan's been going at 45 degrees.
01:05:25.000 You know, people dying from natural disasters has been going down at 45 degrees.
01:05:32.000 By every metric, the earth has been getting cleaner and safer and better to live in for hundreds of years.
01:05:40.000 Yet they say, no, there's pollution in the air.
01:05:43.000 You want to see pollution in the air?
01:05:44.000 Walk around London in 1930.
01:05:47.000 You'll be black.
01:05:48.000 I lived in Taiwan for a while.
01:05:50.000 They don't have catalytic inverters there.
01:05:51.000 I'd ride my bike somewhere.
01:05:53.000 I'd get to my destination.
01:05:54.000 I'd wash my hands and face.
01:05:55.000 I'd look at the towel and there'd be my exact face with my two hands on it, like a blackface print.
01:06:02.000 So it's all just fucking stupid fashion.
01:06:07.000 Yeah, and what boggles my mind is that people are acting like this is the number one issue that we should be focusing on.
01:06:13.000 Well, it's sort of like white supremacy.
01:06:15.000 Like we have this threat of Islam, yet CISIS in Canada, the CIA, the FBI, the police in Scotland Yard, whatever you call them in Britain, they're totally focused on the threat of white nationalism to the point where if you tackle a jihadist and grab his knives and cut your hands to shreds, we put you into re-education camp in order to de-radicalize you in case you become a white nationalist.
01:06:43.000 All right.
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01:06:46.000 Let's wrap it up, but don't hang up.
01:06:51.000 Ready?
01:06:52.000 Don't hang up?
01:06:53.000 No, because we can add these calls.
01:06:55.000 Okay.
01:06:55.000 We'll just keep saving them.
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