Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 01, 2020


GOML LIVE #27 | BOXING DAY (Part 1)


Episode Stats

Length

36 minutes

Words per Minute

161.65895

Word Count

5,879

Sentence Count

615

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

18


Summary

It's the day after Christmas and the boys talk about their favorite Christmas gifts they got from each other and their family. They also talk about what they are thankful for and what they would do with $1,000 if they had it. Also, the boys discuss their favorite and least favorite Christmas movies, their favorite holiday songs, and the most ancient meme they have ever seen. And of course, they answer your mail! Thanks to our sponsor, JACBD, for sponsoring this episode. Use the promo code GAVIN20 for 20% off all orders and get 20% all orders all orders when you use promo code GAVIN20 when you place your order there. Thank you so much to everyone who sent in their Christmas and New Years gifts, we appreciate it so much. Happy Holidays and Happy New Year! XOXO, EJ & Gavins xoxo - The EJ's and Gavin's Show Notes: 1. What's your favorite present you got this year? 2. What was your favorite Christmas gift you got? 3. What is your favorite holiday movie? 4. What are you looking forward to in 2020? 5. What would you like to see in the new year's resolution? 6. What do you hope for in 2020 7. How do you plan on spending it? 8. Do you have a good New Year's Day? 9. What santa? 10. 11. Who are you would like to have in the best present you ve been given to you? 12. 13. Who would you reeeeep? 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. What kind of thing you re looking for in the next episode of the new season? 19? 21. 22. What you re you re going to get in 2020?? 24. 25. 26. Who s going to be the best holiday movie you re not getting in the movie that you re getting a new episode? or what s your favorite part of the movie you veeeeelllllllll? 27. or do you re gonna be the most important part of your new year s or ? ? 26. What veeeeeeee 27? 28. 30. 29. 32. Is it a good one?


Transcript

00:00:31.000 What's up, dudes?
00:00:32.000 Why does the boombox always do that?
00:00:35.000 Is it because it's a tape?
00:00:36.000 When you press the stop button, it's still spinning?
00:00:38.000 Yeah.
00:00:40.000 Oh.
00:00:41.000 That's why.
00:00:42.000 That's not your generation.
00:00:43.000 When you stop a cassette, it has to wind down.
00:00:46.000 I grew up with cassettes.
00:00:48.000 Oh, you did?
00:00:49.000 Did you have a Sony Walkman?
00:00:49.000 Yeah.
00:00:51.000 Yeah.
00:00:52.000 Or some sort of Walkman.
00:00:53.000 Yeah, there was a bunch of different crappy ones.
00:00:54.000 I'm throwing away the Johnny Apples CBD Christmas giveaway.
00:00:58.000 It's Boxing Day, as we call it in Canada, where you box up your presents, I guess.
00:01:04.000 I don't know what the etymology is.
00:01:05.000 In England, too, right?
00:01:07.000 Yeah.
00:01:07.000 Is that why it's called Boxing Day?
00:01:09.000 Because you put your shit in boxes?
00:01:11.000 Maybe.
00:01:12.000 Look that up.
00:01:14.000 Look that up, Jamie.
00:01:15.000 Wow.
00:01:16.000 Wow, man.
00:01:18.000 Wow, that's crazy, man.
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00:01:51.000 Calms you doon.
00:01:53.000 That's Scottish for down.
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00:02:04.000 That's J-A-C-B-D.com.
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00:02:09.000 Show the sponsors some love, but more importantly, show yourself some love and feel great.
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00:02:15.000 Treat yourself.
00:02:16.000 Thank you, Johnny Appleseed.
00:02:20.000 So today isn't a real show.
00:02:23.000 We just don't want to rip you off, so we came in and did a pre-tape.
00:02:27.000 We have some pre-taped calls coming in later on, some interesting stuff.
00:02:31.000 Of course, the Groypers have a lot to talk about.
00:02:36.000 But I wanted to take advantage of this.
00:02:38.000 We don't have a lot of time, but I wanted to talk about all the letters we got.
00:02:47.000 You know?
00:02:47.000 Let's try to catch up on the mail.
00:02:50.000 I see.
00:02:50.000 We're so far behind.
00:02:53.000 Hundreds of letters.
00:02:53.000 Wait, wait, before we do that, do you have anything important to say?
00:02:58.000 Well, it's after Christmas now.
00:02:59.000 What was your favorite Christmas present?
00:03:03.000 Oh, well, I would have to say it is the $1,000 bonus that you have given to me.
00:03:11.000 Okay.
00:03:11.000 I wasn't asking for you to say that.
00:03:13.000 No, it really is.
00:03:14.000 That's all I got so far.
00:03:15.000 I mean, I can't predict.
00:03:17.000 Well, part of the joke would be you would guess.
00:03:19.000 Oh, probably.
00:03:20.000 Well, between the jet ski, the moped, I'd probably use the moped more, but the jet ski is a lot of fun.
00:03:25.000 Well, you can store the jet ski.
00:03:26.000 I haven't thought about that.
00:03:27.000 I have a neighbor who's got like lakefront property.
00:03:31.000 Okay.
00:03:31.000 So I might just let him borrow it until, like, I don't know, we gotta work it out.
00:03:34.000 But I'm very grateful for it.
00:03:36.000 Yeah.
00:03:36.000 I'm glad for my little cousin to work up all that money to get me that.
00:03:40.000 That's amazing.
00:03:40.000 Remember in Eastbound and Down, where he goes, Get off that!
00:03:44.000 And he goes, It's not a toy!
00:03:48.000 And then his brother goes, Yeah, that's exactly what it is.
00:03:51.000 Yeah.
00:03:52.000 I love that show.
00:03:54.000 Oh, it's so good.
00:03:55.000 I don't like how my wife likes it, though.
00:03:56.000 I think she sees me as him.
00:03:59.000 Ouch.
00:03:59.000 Yeah, it's not very flattering.
00:04:03.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:04:07.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:04:13.000 Let me touch it.
00:04:15.000 Don't F with my mother effing president.
00:04:19.000 And I get this a lot.
00:04:20.000 People send me these ancient memes.
00:04:22.000 I've seen a million times.
00:04:32.000 You wanna see that?
00:04:33.000 Yeah, sure.
00:04:33.000 This is the most ancient meme on Earth, dude.
00:04:36.000 Thank you for sending that to me.
00:04:38.000 Ancient meme?
00:04:39.000 What takes you so long?
00:04:39.000 Just double-click on it!
00:04:41.000 No, it doesn't work.
00:04:44.000 Promise.
00:04:47.000 Now I'm just gonna tell you motherfuckin' niggas straight out the dump.
00:04:51.000 Don't fuck with my motherfuckin' president!
00:04:54.000 Do you understand me?
00:04:56.000 Nigga, we ridin' with Donald Trump over here, nigga.
00:04:59.000 Draco, we ain't playin' with you motherfuckin' niggas.
00:05:03.000 You understand me?
00:05:03.000 Keep our motherfuckin' president... Okay, enough, enough, enough.
00:05:07.000 Ancient news.
00:05:08.000 All right, this is from Nicholas.
00:05:12.000 Suspiciously BBC article.
00:05:14.000 See if you can join the dots vis-a-vis the names, then look at how it's reported.
00:05:19.000 It's like they hate that they have to report this.
00:05:21.000 It's like they're talking through bare teeth.
00:05:23.000 Yeah, I saw this story the other day, and I saw this inbred looking Muslim is a cop and also a child rapist.
00:05:31.000 And I thought, imagine being so politically correct that you have inbred pedophiles on your force just to make people happy.
00:05:38.000 And then the BBC News goes, shit, this ticks off all of Tommy Robinson's boxes.
00:05:44.000 So this is how they write it.
00:05:46.000 Police officer Amjad Deeta, in group, charged with sex offences.
00:05:49.000 16 men, including... men, just men, not Pakistani Muslim men.
00:05:54.000 16 men, including a police officer, have been charged with historical... historical sex offences against children.
00:06:00.000 West Yorkshire PC Amjad Deeta, also known as Amjad Hussain, 35, has been charged with sexual touching.
00:06:06.000 He and 15 other men are charged with offences against three girls in the Halifax area dating from 2006.
00:06:11.000 It includes Mr. Data, who was attached to West Yorkshire's Police Protective Services operations.
00:06:17.000 Oh, minor detail.
00:06:19.000 See, he's the one protecting these innocent people from harm.
00:06:24.000 Was a serving officer at the time of the offense he has been accused of.
00:06:28.000 He has been suspended from duty, the force said.
00:06:30.000 The 16 men, all from Halifax, will appear at blah blah blah blah blah.
00:06:33.000 And then they list all the charges in a very bully bullet point way.
00:06:37.000 And notice there's no author's name with this too.
00:06:40.000 That's kind of a British thing, though.
00:06:42.000 Okay, that was fun.
00:06:44.000 Good letter, Nick.
00:06:45.000 I hate the BBC so much.
00:06:48.000 He ends this letter in all caps with, I hate the BBC.
00:06:53.000 Gavin, please learn when not to use the word less when fewer should be used.
00:07:00.000 You make this mistake again and again and it's making me want to kill you.
00:07:05.000 You claim you love the English language and want to preserve it, yet you massacre it on a daily basis, worse than two Cantonese women trying to sing rap songs.
00:07:17.000 I made up that part.
00:07:18.000 Half of that letter I'm saying.
00:07:21.000 Example, Ryan has less male influence.
00:07:25.000 Influence being something that's not countable.
00:07:27.000 Because he had fewer parents.
00:07:30.000 Parents being countable.
00:07:32.000 Not the best example, but you get the idea.
00:07:34.000 Love the show, Tom.
00:07:36.000 All right, Tom.
00:07:37.000 I did not know that, actually.
00:07:39.000 And from now on, we'll be more ardent about maintaining the validity of less and fewer.
00:07:45.000 Aren't we glad we're catching up on these letters?
00:07:47.000 It's so entertaining.
00:07:52.000 Knowledge is power.
00:07:53.000 Knowledge is power, and power is boring, dode.
00:07:57.000 If you were a dode, let's say I was flipping and flopping around like a dode,
00:08:06.000 This one is from Shixpikixi.
00:08:11.000 Witch versus space wizard on Sky News talking about trans kids.
00:08:16.000 This is the UK under a conservative government.
00:08:20.000 And a tranny complains to the police because a pornographer won't fuck it because it still has a penis.
00:08:26.000 I remember that one, that story was big.
00:08:29.000 And then it has Jamie Windust
00:08:32.000 Who's sitting there.
00:08:33.000 Will you fucking pull this up already?
00:08:37.000 Holy shit, you're torpid.
00:08:45.000 Waiting, waiting.
00:08:48.000 Well, I don't think we should be providing this treatment to children at all.
00:08:51.000 I think it's irresponsible and inappropriate.
00:08:55.000 It's an untested, uncontrolled experiment on these young people.
00:08:58.000 Young people are coming out in numbers as they've never come out before.
00:09:02.000 We need to ask why.
00:09:04.000 The demographic is very different.
00:09:05.000 Traditionally, transsexualism has been male to female.
00:09:10.000 Suddenly, most of these are girls.
00:09:12.000 None of these questions are answered.
00:09:13.000 Instead, a process seems to happen by which promises are made to these young children, and they're not delivered.
00:09:20.000 And then we're wondering why we have a mental health crisis amongst them.
00:09:23.000 But on the subject of mental health, Debbie, for a child who identifies as trans, what impact does going through puberty have on their mental health?
00:09:34.000 Well, it's what puberty is.
00:09:36.000 Puberty is part of our natural development as human beings.
00:09:39.000 Can you zoom out a bit so we can see the crayon?
00:09:40.000 I went through puberty.
00:09:42.000 But we're saying to these children, you have a choice about going through puberty.
00:09:46.000 You can go through puberty or not.
00:09:47.000 Never before in history have we ever played... Keep me in it or we're going to lose it because of the YouTube laws.
00:09:54.000 So just zoom out within that window.
00:09:55.000 There you go.
00:10:00.000 We're still missing.
00:10:01.000 Is Sky London gonna shut us down?
00:10:03.000 I don't think so.
00:10:04.000 So wait, what does this say?
00:10:06.000 35 psychologists have... Get rid of me.
00:10:09.000 35 psychologists have resigned from children's gender identity service in the last three years.
00:10:17.000 Isn't it funny how that weirdo trans guy with a penis and tits is the voice of reason?
00:10:25.000 Why do they never talk about anything else like math and weather?
00:10:28.000 It's always about their balls and their tits.
00:10:31.000 Jamie Windust is here to defend teen sex changes.
00:10:35.000 But first, let's hear from the voice of reason, my drunk uncle, Johnny Winters.
00:10:41.000 On such young people.
00:10:43.000 These are adult decisions which we're asking children to make.
00:10:46.000 We would never give these children the chance to have a tattoo and make those decisions.
00:10:51.000 That's the lead singer of Tange.
00:10:52.000 These are my exact points.
00:10:54.000 Jamie, it's too much too soon.
00:10:56.000 I think what is really important is to know the context.
00:10:58.000 Just pause.
00:11:12.000 Why, what happened?
00:11:13.000 Can we take in that face, please?
00:11:16.000 What face?
00:11:17.000 Can we take in what the fuck we're looking at right now?
00:11:19.000 The other lady?
00:11:21.000 No.
00:11:21.000 Should I rewind?
00:11:22.000 Nope.
00:11:23.000 Jamie Windust.
00:11:24.000 Jamie Windust.
00:11:25.000 Allow me to just eat a giant Jamie Windust cupcake.
00:11:30.000 I don't think I'm picking up what you're putting down.
00:11:31.000 What do you see?
00:11:32.000 The glasses are ridiculous.
00:11:34.000 You're right.
00:11:35.000 This is like when Larry Barnes calls me the mayor of Cupcakeville.
00:11:39.000 That's the mayor of Cupcakeville.
00:11:41.000 Where's the top hat, mayor?
00:11:43.000 I gotta get a picture of that.
00:11:45.000 Your honor.
00:11:49.000 That looks like Nate over his dream girl.
00:11:51.000 Oh my God.
00:11:52.000 I bet he takes the train home too and people are like, you're fucking kidding me all you might.
00:11:56.000 He goes, and then he gets home and he cries and he makes a video about harassment.
00:12:02.000 I was just attacked on the train, ridiculed.
00:12:06.000 I felt very unsafe.
00:12:08.000 Yeah.
00:12:08.000 Cause you dressed up in the funniest costume I've ever seen, including all my 49 Halloweens.
00:12:16.000 My sexual preference is space alien.
00:12:18.000 Jamie, wind dust!
00:12:21.000 How?
00:12:23.000 And by the way, it's not wind dust.
00:12:25.000 It's wind dust.
00:12:26.000 Like when you win, and it's dusty.
00:12:29.000 What a fucking prat.
00:12:32.000 When I was playing blackjack, I had a real bad losing streak, so I had to put some wind dust on me.
00:12:37.000 To win more.
00:12:38.000 Jesus Christ.
00:12:39.000 That's my girlfriend.
00:12:40.000 She's, um, clearly she doesn't make a lot of money.
00:12:44.000 Whatever happened to him, huh?
00:12:45.000 Yeah, we lost him.
00:12:46.000 He stopped communicating with us, didn't he?
00:12:48.000 I'm sad about it.
00:12:49.000 All right, let's hear what Jamie Windus, and let me just tell you what Jamie Windus has to say.
00:12:54.000 Obviously, there are complications with having puberty blockers and medication, but we are dealing with a crisis at hand.
00:13:02.000 We are dealing with an alarming suicide rate, and if we don't do something and try to help these children, then it'll be much worse off for them.
00:13:11.000 So we're trying to help people,
00:13:14.000 Become okay with their identity.
00:13:16.000 That's really what we're about here, is helping people to be okay.
00:13:20.000 And I don't think that's a crime.
00:13:23.000 with these situations.
00:13:24.000 Puberty blockers are not supplied to young people before they enter puberty.
00:13:29.000 You still have to be 16.
00:13:30.000 You still need parental or guardian consent.
00:13:33.000 So there's still a lot of- Just pause.
00:13:35.000 I don't think that's true.
00:13:37.000 Why would you take a puberty blocker when you're 16?
00:13:41.000 When you're a third of the way or whatever it is done.
00:13:43.000 I've read that it starts pre-pubescence.
00:13:50.000 It's like 10, 11, 12 year olds.
00:13:51.000 It's how you block something, isn't it?
00:13:52.000 It's blocking puberty.
00:13:54.000 Oh, that's why they call it that.
00:13:56.000 Is this a thing that they do where they just lie?
00:13:58.000 Maybe.
00:13:59.000 ...of assessment from the GIDS on these services.
00:14:03.000 Is he going to work like this?
00:14:04.000 This is work.
00:14:05.000 The puberty block has not prescribed at an earlier point to stop puberty, and then the hormones prescribed at the age of 16.
00:14:11.000 So through that process, for example, with the Tardis Stop Centre, they assess based on your personal experience.
00:14:18.000 I think what tends to happen in these circumstances is that a transition, for example, is seen as one path that is blanket for everyone, and there are so many different ways
00:14:28.000 To be trans, you don't even have to medically transition and you can still be trans.
00:14:32.000 So I think this kind of... Just pause.
00:14:34.000 See, he just reversed it.
00:14:35.000 He said, oh, they're not given until you're a teen.
00:14:38.000 Well, no, that's the hormones.
00:14:40.000 The puberty blockers block puberty.
00:14:42.000 So they start before that.
00:14:44.000 I think there's so many different areas you can do.
00:14:47.000 Some people don't use medication at all.
00:14:50.000 Yeah, we're not talking about them, clearly.
00:14:52.000 God, these fucking aliens suck at logic.
00:14:55.000 How did you make it to Earth?
00:14:57.000 How'd you control your spaceship?
00:14:58.000 I'm surprised you know how to drive a spaceship.
00:15:00.000 It doesn't run on logic, it runs on mechanical stuff.
00:15:03.000 Were you a stowaway on your spacecraft?
00:15:05.000 I don't think your other aliens would be very impressed knowing that you were on TV speaking to Earthlings.
00:15:05.000 No.
00:15:10.000 You're ignorant.
00:15:12.000 Get policy that all trans young people are going through this journey.
00:15:17.000 No one's saying that.
00:15:18.000 My transition is from boy to boy, George.
00:15:20.000 It's not correct.
00:15:22.000 It's not what's actually happening.
00:15:24.000 Oh.
00:15:27.000 Oh, that was a great defense.
00:15:29.000 So we say it's wrong to give kids puberty blockers.
00:15:32.000 And they said, no, all kids are getting puberty blockers.
00:15:35.000 Yeah.
00:15:36.000 Murder is wrong.
00:15:37.000 Not all people are being murdered.
00:15:38.000 The fuck are you talking about?
00:15:42.000 Um, all right, let's do the next letter.
00:15:44.000 That was fun, by the way.
00:15:45.000 Thank you for that.
00:15:47.000 Youngest transgender, this model is 25, became the youngest transgender person at 15, claimed she's a victim of transphobia after a pornographer refused to have her sex with her because she has a penis.
00:15:57.000 Yeah, that's ancient news.
00:15:58.000 That's from back in October.
00:15:59.000 That's why I didn't cover that.
00:16:00.000 Who dat?
00:16:04.000 Okay, this is a very hurtful one.
00:16:07.000 Okay, I'm ready.
00:16:10.000 It says the direction we're going in is wrong, basically.
00:16:13.000 What direction?
00:16:14.000 Well, we have been doing, for the holidays, we've been doing a lot of video coverage, viral videos.
00:16:18.000 In fact, the January 2nd one is all, well, no, it's not all.
00:16:22.000 It's about the 19 most clowniest moments.
00:16:25.000 It was written by Fag, by the way.
00:16:27.000 Sure.
00:16:27.000 Gavin, for the love of God, please stop playing all the shitty clips you make fun of for way, way longer than needed.
00:16:37.000 Like the stupid comedian librarian on your 100th show
00:16:40.000 Why did we have to watch the entire thing?
00:16:43.000 Even five seconds of that dumb cunt was enough to make my blood boil.
00:16:47.000 We get it.
00:16:48.000 These people are morons and they suck.
00:16:50.000 So make fun of them quickly and get them off the screen.
00:16:52.000 You're making me fast forward through that shit and I miss out on your witty banter.
00:16:57.000 Be better.
00:16:58.000 Be better.
00:16:59.000 Be better.
00:16:59.000 Okay, that sounds like a valid criticism.
00:17:04.000 And I did sense that I was going really long on her, but that was kind of the vibe with that one.
00:17:10.000 Like, remember the Iron Man episode?
00:17:12.000 Iron Man.
00:17:12.000 That sucked.
00:17:14.000 But in retrospect, I'm glad it's there.
00:17:15.000 Right.
00:17:16.000 Like, sometimes we go through videos, and then sometimes we just want to watch that shit show.
00:17:20.000 And by the way, we should have watched the entire thing, because at the end, she ties in my boyfriend Alex Jones in Shark Tank, and she does a whole weird, totally unfunny, poem
00:17:34.000 About, like, getting raped by Mark Cuban and Alex Jones, and it's live on Shark Tank, and they're all drooling and throwing money everywhere, and it was just, like, a really bizarre, sexually sadistic poem.
00:17:47.000 It's worth watching.
00:17:48.000 Poem.
00:17:50.000 Did I do my... I did my first sponsor read, right?
00:17:52.000 Yeah.
00:17:52.000 Yes, absolutely.
00:17:54.000 All right.
00:17:54.000 We're running out of time here.
00:17:55.000 We've got to take some calls.
00:17:56.000 Let's talk to Mike for a second.
00:17:58.000 Glitter Bomb 2.
00:18:00.000 They actually made a Glitter Bomb 2 video right in time for the holidays, and it's even more fake than the last.
00:18:05.000 I'm drunk.
00:18:06.000 Check it out.
00:18:07.000 Now, as you recall, there was a guy who built a glitter bomb to catch thieves, and it was clearly... Stop, stop, stop.
00:18:17.000 Amazon trying to discourage package stealing, and I purport that they are paying this guy to pretend that he makes suicide.
00:18:30.000 Suicide.
00:18:31.000 Glitter bombs.
00:18:32.000 Suicide belts.
00:18:32.000 What the fuck?
00:18:33.000 It blows up when you steal his shit.
00:18:36.000 It's just way too expensive, way too much technology, way too well funded.
00:18:41.000 This is not a guy fooling around.
00:18:42.000 So I caught him the first time and I said Glitterbomb is fake and I proved it and he's here for round two.
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00:19:07.000 But to understand how we got to this point, we need to go back one and a half years.
00:19:13.000 When we caught you lying?
00:19:15.000 You're a liar, dude.
00:19:16.000 And the police wouldn't do anything about it, even with the video footage, which made me sad.
00:19:21.000 What were they supposed to do?
00:19:24.000 Go track her down?
00:19:26.000 It's all coming back to me now.
00:19:27.000 Remember the way we solved it was the batteries.
00:19:37.000 There's no way that the batteries would last long enough.
00:19:41.000 And they had this really bad actor, this black woman that was like, Oh my God, that's so crazy.
00:19:46.000 There's glitter in my car.
00:19:47.000 Woo.
00:19:48.000 It stinks real bad.
00:19:50.000 There's a fart spray.
00:19:51.000 P.U.
00:19:51.000 I don't like fart sprays.
00:19:52.000 I'm never stealing again.
00:19:54.000 Wow.
00:19:54.000 This is well, this is well done.
00:19:56.000 Two thumbs way down on stealing.
00:19:58.000 I'm done.
00:20:00.000 And then I noticed in a new update, they had cut her out, or him out.
00:20:05.000 And then he released a statement saying, it's come to my attention that some of the people in my video were being less than, what?
00:20:15.000 Some of them were actors and some of them were thieves?
00:20:16.000 What?
00:20:18.000 Oh, you mean all of them were actors and you're a fucking liar.
00:20:22.000 Boy, this thing is long, 20 minutes.
00:20:25.000 1.7 million packages are either stolen or go missing every day.
00:20:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:31.000 Hello?
00:20:31.000 Oh wow, we got Macaulay Culkin.
00:20:33.000 Macaulay Culkin?
00:20:34.000 Wow, Amazon's got a great budget.
00:20:37.000 Um, go ahead to see the reactions of these guys.
00:20:40.000 These fake reactions.
00:20:44.000 I bet every one of these thieves is on IMDB.
00:20:48.000 Operation Butt Trumpet initiated.
00:20:50.000 Oh, you f***ing... Alright, alright, we f***ing... Alright, alright, we f***ing get it.
00:21:00.000 Okay.
00:21:01.000 Smells like f***ing sh** in here.
00:21:05.000 And in the middle of all this, something happened that I still can't wrap my head around.
00:21:09.000 One of the volunteers we sent a package to, who obviously knows my channel and follows me on social media, who I even interviewed to make sure he seemed legit, decided it would be a good idea to steal my package from me and never had any intention of either putting it out on his porch or sending it back to us.
00:21:26.000 After a week of us being really nice and trying to work with him, he effectively admitted as such and then blocked and ghosted me.
00:21:33.000 And it's just like, bro, if you're gonna steal- Oh my god.
00:21:39.000 I hate you and your stupid experiment.
00:21:43.000 And someone fuck with you and you're trying to make that part of the video?
00:21:46.000 Right.
00:21:46.000 No, that just didn't work out.
00:21:48.000 This is fake.
00:21:48.000 Drop it.
00:21:49.000 ...from someone.
00:21:51.000 Don't pick the dude who just spent a year and a half of his life avenging the theft of a $5 Amazon package.
00:21:58.000 If I'm willing to get that petty over something I could easily reorder, what do you think I'm gonna do to the guy... I can't take this anymore.
00:22:04.000 Have we got any more reactions?
00:22:06.000 Or is it all this for just one?
00:22:08.000 Go to 1448.
00:22:08.000 Okay, go back.
00:22:08.000 Let's see how fake this is.
00:22:17.000 Can I just interrupt this whole video, by the way?
00:22:19.000 How are we doing for time?
00:22:22.000 Well, we have about 26 minutes.
00:22:26.000 Okay.
00:22:29.000 I don't get stealing Amazon packages.
00:22:32.000 I don't think so.
00:22:48.000 We're good to go.
00:23:11.000 And you stole that from my house and sold it.
00:23:14.000 It's like a $12 tool, but very few people want this tool.
00:23:18.000 I'll likely never use it again until I die.
00:23:21.000 I could throw it out.
00:23:22.000 It was a one-time use.
00:23:23.000 I've never seen a screw like that before.
00:23:26.000 It's like a cog with a little pin in the middle.
00:23:33.000 So you steal that from me?
00:23:34.000 Or like during Christmas you steal a toy for my son?
00:23:38.000 My son's six.
00:23:39.000 He has very specific tastes.
00:23:41.000 How are you going to find someone with a kid that same age with those same tastes?
00:23:46.000 And then clothes, I mean, you don't have to worry about your suitcase getting stolen at the airport because the thief isn't going to have your size.
00:23:55.000 So I don't, it's like stealing shoes.
00:23:57.000 They're not going to fit.
00:23:59.000 You know what I mean?
00:24:00.000 Yeah.
00:24:01.000 It's not like people are ordering gold bars.
00:24:04.000 Okay, I'm losing my ability to speak.
00:24:08.000 Didn't make the call.
00:24:10.000 Surprise, motherf***er!
00:24:19.000 Wow, he landed right in that chair, perfectly.
00:24:21.000 Keep the change, you filthy animal!
00:24:29.000 What the f***?
00:24:33.000 Damn, I was just about to like try and find this dude too.
00:24:49.000 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:24:57.000 So what do you think?
00:25:03.000 They get paid like three grand and they have to sign a waiver saying they won't tell anyone about this?
00:25:08.000 Maybe somebody will.
00:25:21.000 So, it's police chatter.
00:25:22.000 Fart spray.
00:25:24.000 So boring.
00:25:25.000 God, it's boring being lied to, isn't it?
00:25:27.000 Do you think there's actual cops?
00:25:29.000 In this fake thing?
00:25:30.000 You know, the cops come out of the box.
00:25:32.000 You just add water.
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