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00:00:59.000And then sometimes I'll just not do the character.
00:01:04.000How do I find that video you're referencing?
00:01:06.000Uh, I'm just making up stupid shit, but I'm kind of reminding myself of, uh, uh, who's the guy from Ghostbusters who vanished when his, when his wife died?
00:02:23.000Yeah, I don't want to say anything that could be construed as hate because I know my days are numbered on YouTube and this goes on YouTube.
00:06:22.000Martin Short, the way Martin Short looked like a complete imbecile with this character is, and I read this in his autobiography, he blackened the bottom half of his two front teeth to make his teeth look shorter.
00:06:51.000You know why SCTV was so funny in a high production, by the way?
00:07:02.000Canada's full of grants, it's communist, and this improv troupe, I think it was Second City obviously, they get told they can have their own show over in Winnipeg, which is so fucking cold that when you meet people from Winnipeg it's like seeing a Pearl Harbor vet and you just go like...
00:07:47.000So they have like sets and green screens and fucking soap opera sets and a subway train and prosthetics and makeup and everything they need.
00:08:00.000It's kind of a once in a... I'm not even going to say lifetime.
00:08:04.000It's a once in a culture's history moment where some fantastically equipped TV studio gives a random bunch of clowns a studio and they make an incredible show.
00:11:02.000When he came out to his dad in the South, his dad went...
00:11:08.000And then he did what 99.9% of American dads would do, which is, you're bummed, not for years, you're bummed for a normal amount of time, like maybe a minute, and then you go, and then he said, well, I guess I'll tell you what I told your sister, which is, if anyone fucks you over, breaks your heart, I'll kick the shit out of them.
00:13:15.000And then the next Thanksgiving, he has tits, and a blonde wig, and his name's Clarice, and he's dating... I don't know, do they... I always get confused with, like, their sexual preference.
00:14:51.000Let me say something in the gay defense.
00:14:55.000If your daughter moved to China and started speaking Chinese, and you're only going to see her once a year, because the flight is so expensive, and she had Chinese kids and everything, and spoke Chinese and read Chinese newspapers, you'd be bummed, right?
00:15:33.000Eugene Levy, Dan Levy, and his dad, and I'm just like, my son is not just a person who has a strange sexual proclivity, his entire personality is his sexuality, and it's different from mine, and he talks differently than me.
00:15:55.000Where if you're super Korean and then your kids sound American, you're like... Well here's the crazy thing about gays, Chinese gays are like... Like why?
00:16:19.000Where I said, I said, like, because I was based on my dad, who, when I was a kid, would get shit-faced, and he'd pull up his blazer, and he'd be like, Oh, the true to grapevine.
00:21:57.000He's probably saying, like, I know we're supposed to feel bad when our, you know, post-slavery girlfriends hook up with a white guy, a blue-eyed man, but I'm happy here where I am, I don't need them, something like that, right?
00:23:23.000Oh no, the best one is this is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.
00:23:26.000Are we gonna get in shit for this too?
00:23:28.000By the way, the GQ thing I mentioned earlier, a Navy SEAL went through like American Sniper and all these different military movies and the movies took up the whole screen and it was on YouTube.
00:23:40.000Yeah, Jocko Willinks, was that the guy doing it?
00:24:47.000When you find a stranger in the Alps, you say, you assume they speak English because Scandinavian countries are great with English, and you say, are you okay?
00:28:46.000So you want to think about your dreams for a bit.
00:28:48.000There's a butthole surfer song called 22 going on 23 where this woman calls into a show and they turn it into a song and she goes, I have these dreams and I try to turn out a winner, but I just can't do it.
00:29:02.000And it's based on a true psychiatric thing where if you're in your dream and you're like getting beat up by people or something, and you're getting semi-coherent, um,
00:30:35.000who did a big campaign about 10 years ago about reading where he said, stop thinking you have to read everything perfectly from the first page to the last page and answer questions.
00:30:45.000That's bullshit we got brainwashed with from school.
00:32:01.000I now pronounce you man... and with a... I pronounce it weird.
00:32:09.000Uh... Oh, I discovered a new thing at the gym today.
00:32:14.000You can kind of tell what the coach is doing with certain fighters, like with their regimen after they warm up, and they'll do like four stairs for heavy bag or whatever, right?
00:32:25.000So you hit the heavy bag for one round, and then for one round you run up and down the stairs.
00:32:30.000So uh you can predict after three rounds of stairs they're gonna have to do another one and then it'll probably be just like the double-ended bag push-ups and and crunches.
00:32:41.000So I've been going up to fighters who are professionals and just being like
00:32:45.000Okay, I think that's one more round of stairs, and then we're good to go.
00:32:50.000Just abs, push-ups, double in the bag.
00:32:53.000Actually, let's do stairs, double in bag, and then push-ups and abs, and you're good to go, my friend.
00:35:15.000Now you claim you have a stultifying piece of evidence that is going to prove to me that he's kidding and I'm an idiot for insisting that he was not kidding.
00:39:19.000Which is basically all the heterosexual trailers on kink.com.
00:39:25.000And if I don't send them $5,000 in Bitcoin, they will contact all of my contacts, which they've also hacked into, and show them not just me looking at these things, but what I do when I look at these things.
00:39:40.000And they're holding that... They're holding you hostage, basically.
00:39:43.000Well, it took me like three hours to figure out how to get Bitcoin.
00:39:49.000I finally got that and sent it to them.
00:39:52.000And then I got four other emails right after that asking for another $5,000.
00:39:57.000So I spent like $40,000 in a day, and I spent the whole day on the computer trying to avoid the fact that I may have occasionally looked at some boobs.
00:42:35.000And I read that as a 19 year old and I was like, that's fucking basically true.
00:42:42.000So I went over to my dad, as a 19-year-old does.
00:42:44.000Every time a 19-year-old has a thought that's slightly outside the box, they go to their dad and they're like, I know you think I'm stupid, and I haven't contributed anything to society yet, and you're smarter than me, but what about this idea?
00:42:56.000And then you blow their mind with something like, smoking is actually good for you.
00:43:00.000So I blew my dad's mind with that one.
00:43:03.000I go, so rape is basically assault, and the stigma around sexuality is what makes it so fucked up.
00:44:45.000She became part of the Miramax Circle, attending events and dinners.
00:44:48.000In the winter of 93-94, she was at a dinner with Weinstein and Irish Restaurant, and he offered to drive her back to her apartment in Gramercy Park.
00:46:22.000Anyway, the end of this, it says, in 1997, she appeared in the Miramax movie Copland, but prosecutors said she didn't realize it was a Weinstein project.
00:52:24.000On July 10th, 2006, Weinstein invited her to his Soho apartment where she alleges that he pushed her into a bedroom and forced oral sex on her.
00:54:26.000Okay, so she accepted a free plane ticket from Weinstein to visit a friend in LA.
00:54:30.000When she returned, she met up with Weinstein, this time inside his Tribeca hotel room, where the producer bullied her to have sex with him.
00:54:42.000And, uh, you said he raped you, and then you accepted a plane ticket, and then you went to his Tribeca hotel room?
00:54:50.000She continued to communicate with him until 2017.
00:54:56.000This is, uh, I know there's no perfect victims, but I think we're dealing with some of the most imperfect victims in the history of imperfect victims.
00:55:24.000I personally believe, if we're talking about people being litigious, that he's one of these fat immigrants who comes here and just bitches.
00:55:36.000He comes here and he bitches about homophobia in Iran.
00:55:39.000He bitches about homophobia in America and how horrible both countries are, even though we rescued him from a fucking Muslim shithole.
00:55:48.000And brought him here, and I would just, I think a more reasonable stance would just be limitless thank yous.
00:55:55.000But, I think a lot of immigrants come here, and they see us all shitting on our own country, so they want to assimilate, so they go, oh yeah yeah, fuck America.
00:56:11.000Um, there's, what's her name, the new InfoWars chick who, uh, became famous at her prom when she posed with a gun, which I think is awesome.
00:56:27.000This guy who, who continually impersonates all kinds of people.
00:56:32.000In fact, I think on Martin Luther King Day, he posed as the FBI.
00:56:35.000And when I say pose, I mean, he maintains his, his, uh,
00:56:40.000His alias, like his name, Jaboukie, or whatever it is, and then he'll have, he'll change his name to FBI that day, and then have an FBI logo.
00:56:49.000And he says something about Martin Luther King, like, we love and respect him, except when we're killing him.
00:56:54.000Anyway, he, he trolled Caitlyn Bennett one day, where, um, now I sent this to you separately, because it was hard to find, where, uh, he used her picture, and her name, and said, uh,
01:02:18.000The 11 year old one, this is the one that you didn't know about, but he, like he, there was like a talk and then he was like, how old are you, honey?
01:03:05.000I'm not taking low hanging fruit anymore.
01:03:09.000So if, if their side may, before we do the last, uh, before we bid adieu to the free part on YouTube, um, I want to read some letters and maybe even take some calls.
01:05:23.000And I don't think these pants go well with this blazer, but what I was actually talking about was, um, I said if you want to make a girl, first of all, if you want to have a baby, quit porn, stop beating off.
01:09:47.000Anyway, but they go to a women for change rally and apparently there's been some heated Twitter exchanges with the head feminist and apparently it was the men's group who were stalking her to restaurants.
01:09:59.000Do you think this relates to the Proud Boys or is this another famous men's group?
01:10:59.000You know what I think might be going on here?
01:11:01.000I think I'm one of the only interesting people in modern pop culture besides like Milo and stuff.
01:11:08.000So I keep making my way into their stories and they're so overwhelmed by my interestingness, there I am, that they have to exaggerate even further to sort of like, I don't know, nullify me and make me, I don't know, irrelevant or not serious.
01:12:09.000These so-called feminists are nothing but a bunch of lesbonese man-haters and the reason they're always screaming about their reproductive rights is to distract us from their real plot, which is getting rid of the male species.
01:20:38.000I just wanted, I don't think, I don't know about your viewers, I think it's about half and half are like religious people, the other half aren't.
01:20:45.000But I was just kind of eager to hear like your story of coming from like an atheist and a famous, kind of a famous person coming from fame into the Catholic Church.
01:20:55.000I've always been kind of interested to hear that story.
01:21:26.000When she was sleeping one night, when she was a baby, and I just thought that everything works here, and I was so overwhelmed by the magnificence of it all.
01:21:34.000And I've heard a lot of, I've heard this from a lot of atheists who have kids, where they realize, wow, I'm looking up into the sky and that's infinite, that's unfathomable, and I just ignore that and take it for granted, yet I sit here on Earth, and I look at the infinite universe that created this planet,
01:21:52.000And I try to shrug that off too as like, well, sharks have fins so they can swim around the water better.
01:22:03.000I definitely don't purport to that whole Ricky Gervais thing where every religious person thinks that everyone who doesn't follow their exact guidelines is going to hell.