Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #32

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!

00:00:28.000 Now I just plunge my finger into the hole.

00:00:30.000 Yeah.

00:00:31.000 Which is great, because as a married man you don't really get to finger anymore.

00:00:34.000 A little blast from the past!

00:00:39.000 Although I have fingered Ryan once in a while.

00:00:41.000 Excuse me?

00:00:42.000 As a friend.

00:00:44.000 I don't remember that at all.

00:00:45.000 You can do things that are seemingly sexual, but if you do them with your friends, they're not, like, jerking a buddy off or whatever.

00:00:53.000 A bro job?

00:00:54.000 A bro job while you're reading a magazine, like, meh.

00:00:58.000 That's not gay.

00:00:59.000 That's how you would do it?

00:01:00.000 Yeah, just like, meh.

00:01:02.000 Is that how you like it?

00:01:03.000 I don't even care.

00:01:04.000 I didn't even notice I was doing it.

00:01:07.000 I'd pass.

00:01:08.000 I got a buddy beej.

00:01:10.000 You ever do a BBJ?

00:01:11.000 Nope.

00:01:12.000 A buddy blowjob?

00:01:13.000 I guess it's not gay, but I thought it was.

00:01:16.000 No!

00:01:17.000 But now that I know it's not gay, maybe.

00:01:18.000 No, it's gay if you moan.

00:01:20.000 I would never moan.

00:01:21.000 I would never moan.

00:01:23.000 Speaking of gay, I know you're busy and you're controlling the soundboard and the telecaster and all the various grapple grommets, but could you be a peach and put on what you had on earlier today?

00:01:37.000 Clothing-wise?

00:01:38.000 Yeah.

00:01:39.000 Oh.

00:01:41.000 That's the hardest I've ever laughed in years.

00:01:45.000 Don't want to.

00:01:46.000 Make sure that you get the t-shirt right, too.

00:01:49.000 Oh, I haven't styled my hair since the gym where I had several large men beat me.

00:01:56.000 I'm getting worse at boxing.

00:01:59.000 My only hope is the Meteor, the overhand right.

00:02:04.000 And then I get that, no, no, the white t-shirt.

00:02:08.000 That was crucial.

00:02:14.000 Ryan was so disturbed by my spit.

00:02:18.000 I did a spit take when I saw this outfit that he changed into whatever he had at the studio, which was a free shirt.

00:02:24.000 No, no, no.

00:02:25.000 You got to do bare body.

00:02:27.000 Yeah, everything is crucial here.

00:02:32.000 You were looking for what?

00:02:33.000 The openings to the shirt before you took off your other shirt?

00:02:38.000 That's crucial.

00:02:39.000 The fact that you did it is crucial.

00:02:43.000 Like what?

00:02:45.000 You might as well.

00:02:46.000 I wore a turtleneck last week as a joke.

00:02:49.000 This is the exact same level of humor.

00:02:52.000 Okay, folks, you know, why don't you get a little over, just shuffle up and get the colors right.

00:03:01.000 So this is, no, no, no, it was flat.

00:03:03.000 It was flat.

00:03:04.000 But you, you went, yeah, I'm just going to go out and get a BLT.

00:03:09.000 Oh my God.

00:03:11.000 And, and it was like 23 degrees today.

00:03:15.000 And you've got your jean jacket rolled up.

00:03:19.000 You look like you're in a Jack and Diane video.

00:03:26.000 You look like a really cool karaoke video from 1989.

00:03:33.000 The Japanese Big Karaoke video?

00:03:37.000 Yes!

00:03:38.000 I gotta put my Johnny Apple shirt on.

00:03:41.000 Yeah, you look like an Asian dude in a karaoke John Cougar Mellencamp video who's sort of like, oh yeah, I'm so laid back and cool.

00:03:52.000 But the thing that shocks me about it is you went, this is a pretty good look.

00:03:56.000 I'm going to fucking rock this.

00:03:57.000 Go get a belt.

00:03:59.000 There are all sorts of freaks in the city.

00:04:01.000 I figured I'd blend right in.

00:04:03.000 You probably would, but that's not a good thing in New York.

00:04:06.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:04:08.000 If you're blending in with the general populace of New York City, you have a problem.

00:04:12.000 Speaking of which.

00:04:13.000 Tomorrow, I'll probably blend in a little.

00:04:15.000 We've got some fun stuff.

00:04:17.000 Ryan went to the Trump rally in Wildwood, New Jersey, where he's from.

00:04:22.000 No, I'm not from there.

00:04:24.000 You know what a guy at the gym said to me today?

00:04:25.000 What?

00:04:26.000 He goes, uh, fucking Wildwood.

00:04:29.000 You ever been down there?

00:04:30.000 I go, no.

00:04:31.000 And he goes, that's where white trash were invented.

00:04:34.000 Wow.

00:04:35.000 He said that.

00:04:36.000 And he's white trash.

00:04:38.000 That's where people from Philly go to feel, uh, upper class.

00:04:42.000 Like, to feel like, you know.

00:04:43.000 I'd like to get some hoogies at some point.

00:04:43.000 Hell yeah.

00:04:47.000 But before we start the show, we should talk briefly about Johnny Apple CBD.

00:04:52.000 I use Johnny Apple CBD every day.

00:04:53.000 It helps me recover from all my boxing workouts.

00:04:56.000 You rub that in.

00:04:57.000 You know when you do a leg day and your thighs, you're walking up the stairs like Robert De Niro and the Irishman?

00:05:04.000 With your little Tyrannosaurus Rex arms?

00:05:07.000 If you find that when you beat the shit out of someone that was rude to your daughter and you have T-Rex arms, you need Johnny Apple CBD.

00:05:18.000 It gives me the best sleep of my life, too.

00:05:21.000 The gummies.

00:05:22.000 I told everyone at my gym about how well Johnny Apple works for me, and now everyone is using it.

00:05:27.000 If you want to feel as great as I do, go to JACBD.com, use promo code Gavin, and get 20% off all orders, plus free chipping.

00:05:37.000 Now, free chipping is when we send it to you free, but also include one or two... Oh, wow, it's on YouTube?

00:05:44.000 Look at him!

00:05:44.000 What is... What is with his little hand?

00:05:50.000 Looks like he's in a cast.

00:05:51.000 Well, this is getting us booted from the tube.

00:05:54.000 I'm kind of done with worrying about YouTube.

00:05:57.000 I was watching our last live YouTube and we just live in fear.

00:06:00.000 Just fear.

00:06:01.000 Fuck it.

00:06:02.000 Yeah.

00:06:04.000 It's only a matter of seconds before we're banned anyway.

00:06:07.000 So yeah, use promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders and free shipping.

00:06:12.000 Johnny Apple is made from USA grown hemp, American hemp.

00:06:14.000 You will not get high!

00:06:18.000 That should be their sample that they use.

00:06:19.000 You will not get high!

00:06:21.000 I was wondering what... That was the T-Rex.

00:06:27.000 But you will feel as great as I do every day, and you will have the best sleep of your life.

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00:06:44.000 Look at that.

00:06:46.000 Look at that.

00:06:47.000 Are we supposed to promote Covfefe today?

00:06:49.000 I don't know.

00:06:50.000 I think this is my weak, weak weakness.

00:06:53.000 My weak, weak weakness.

00:06:54.000 Your weakly weakness.

00:06:56.000 At Vice, I had Shane do all the marketing.

00:06:59.000 At Rooster, Sebastian handled all the marketing.

00:07:02.000 Marketing is not my forte.

00:07:04.000 I'm ungifted in that field.

00:07:07.000 So, um, I found out what we need to do, what we need to talk about, uh, exactly one minute before we started the show.

00:07:15.000 I do love Johnny Ethel and Bette DSI, but I'm not great at selling shit.

00:07:22.000 Alright, so this is funny.

00:07:25.000 Tomorrow, if you're watching this on YouTube, you're probably a week behind.

00:07:29.000 But tomorrow, a project that made me dress in this silly costume called Decolonize... what are they called?

00:07:40.000 Decolonize Europe or decolonize New York?

00:07:43.000 Decolonize this place.

00:07:45.000 What place?

00:07:46.000 Earth?

00:07:48.000 Okay.

00:07:49.000 And I've had arguments with my wife's relatives about this.

00:07:52.000 Okay.

00:07:54.000 Because one of them said, I wish you never came here, meaning white men.

00:07:57.000 I go, OK.

00:07:59.000 What's your scenario?

00:08:01.000 So no Columbus.

00:08:03.000 That means no plague.

00:08:04.000 That's kind of good, because probably there'd be a lot more Indians in North America if there wasn't that plague that Columbus accidentally brought with the Europeans, which was really what killed the Indians.

00:08:15.000 They say it was colonization.

00:08:17.000 It was their own bubonic plague that came up from the Caribbean, up the West Coast, and slowly spread east.

00:08:23.000 They were dying in droves when we got here, but anyway.

00:08:27.000 So no pilgrims, no British, no English.

00:08:34.000 They're not British.

00:08:36.000 Um, no Canada.

00:08:39.000 Okay.

00:08:39.000 How long does that last?

00:08:41.000 And would you have a giant wall, like a Trump wall that just blows up boats, Spanish armadas, you just can't get in.

00:08:49.000 Okay.

00:08:50.000 So you do that.

00:08:51.000 That's absurd, by the way.

00:08:53.000 Totally fucking ridiculous.

00:08:54.000 We just burn it down.

00:08:55.000 But anyway.

00:08:57.000 Let's say that works for a while.

00:08:58.000 Now you want to do trade.

00:09:00.000 What are you trading?

00:09:01.000 Do you have skyscrapers?

00:09:03.000 Do your buildings look like our buildings?

00:09:05.000 Because I've seen Indian buildings, and believe me, I've made several Indians from scratch.

00:09:10.000 I have a lot of respect for them.

00:09:11.000 But the idea that they live in this perfectly preserved teepee communion with nature, and the rest of us all live in the Industrial Revolution, is just fucking ridiculous.

00:09:24.000 Yeah, basically, a lot of people say that it would have just happened.

00:09:28.000 Exactly.

00:09:28.000 It's an inevitability.

00:09:30.000 It was inevitable, yes.

00:09:31.000 It happened across the world.

00:09:32.000 Japan had the Ainu there before the Japanese came.

00:09:35.000 Taiwan had the Taiwanese aboriginals.

00:09:38.000 New Zealand had the Maoris.

00:09:41.000 Tell me your version of events.

00:09:44.000 So the fact that that is still going now, decolonize this place, it gets crazier though.

00:09:50.000 So what they're going to do tomorrow is, well, let me go back a step.

00:09:57.000 De Blasio has realized he wrecked New York City.

00:09:59.000 He fucked up.

00:10:00.000 And he came up with brilliant rules like you can piss wherever the fuck you want, you can do any kind of crimes that are, you know,

00:10:09.000 Not major felonies.

00:10:11.000 Conversely, if you're white and you love Trump, and you're in the Proud Boys, well, you get four years in prison for fighting Antifa.

00:10:17.000 But Antifa, they can beat the shi- So I shouldn't say white.

00:10:20.000 If you're right- If you're not left-wing.

00:10:23.000 Uh, Antifa can go beat up journalists, take all their shit, they're fine.

00:10:27.000 Slap on the wrist.

00:10:29.000 But he's realized he's turned New York back into, not even Ed Koch New York, but David Dinkins New York.

00:10:37.000 It fucking sucks here now.

00:10:39.000 He's ruined it.

00:10:40.000 There's piss everywhere.

00:10:41.000 You don't, there's no bail anymore.

00:10:43.000 We had a guy rob a bank four times.

00:10:48.000 He was arrested, threw him in jail.

00:10:50.000 He came out.

00:10:52.000 Because there was no bail.

00:10:54.000 Robbed bank again.

00:10:56.000 Fifth time.

00:10:57.000 They arrested him.

00:10:58.000 Went back in jail.

00:11:00.000 He robbed a bank a sixth time.

00:11:04.000 And it's not a felony because he doesn't use a gun.

00:11:06.000 I shouldn't have been holding my pen like this.

00:11:08.000 He just hands a note.

00:11:10.000 So, anyway, de Blasio goes, uh, I'm fucked, what should we do?

00:11:13.000 And they go, he goes, what did Giuliani do, by the way?

00:11:16.000 That seemed to work out great.

00:11:18.000 He made Times Square turn from a brothel into Disneyland.

00:11:22.000 What should, can I do that?

00:11:23.000 And they go, well, sir, he did a lot of stop and frisk.

00:11:27.000 That sounds racist.

00:11:28.000 Well, actually, it stopped whites less than they occur in the crime stats.

00:11:33.000 So it was actually racist towards whites, if anything.

00:11:36.000 Sorry, stopped whites more than they appeared in the crime stats.

00:11:40.000 Yeah, I just don't like the idea of black people being stopped all the time.

00:11:43.000 Okay, well you're not gonna like my number two.

00:11:45.000 Because, uh, I just went poo on the piece of paper where you asked for ideas.

00:11:52.000 Get it?

00:11:53.000 Yes.

00:11:56.000 Oh!

00:11:57.000 Oh!

00:11:58.000 That's so disgusting!

00:11:59.000 Look how long we take to deliver jokes.

00:12:02.000 Welcome to jokes in slow motion!

00:12:05.000 Uh, no, my number two was not poo.

00:12:09.000 My number two is, all right, well this one really works well.

00:12:13.000 We stopped turnstile jumpers.

00:12:16.000 Turnstile jumpers seems like an innocent crime, sorry I don't have change, but we found that when we did that, this is all true, that a gun would fall out or they'd be a heroin dealer and it just, I don't like it as an anarchist personally, me Gavin, but something about

00:12:33.000 Nabbing those jaywalkers in New York City led to us catching real bonafide criminals.

00:12:40.000 We'd find heroin on them, all kinds of stuff.

00:12:43.000 So that's a really great way.

00:12:45.000 And plus, it's cheap and easy and all you have to do is beef up the MTA security.

00:12:50.000 So de Blasio goes, all right, let's do that.

00:12:54.000 Fuck that.

00:12:56.000 And so because doing that tends to stop people of color more than white people, because the reason that more black people get stopped jumping turnstiles is more black people jump turnstiles.

00:13:12.000 Sorry.

00:13:13.000 But the way the left works now is, what's the result?

00:13:16.000 Like say you said, uh, fucking whipping knives from your car is illegal.

00:13:23.000 And it led to a bunch of black people getting arrested.

00:13:24.000 They call it a racist law.

00:13:27.000 The Fields Medal is racist.

00:13:30.000 Anyway, so white people have gone absolutely nuts trying to stop this racist law.

00:13:38.000 And if you remember, there was a massive demonstration in Brooklyn where my favorite sign of all time, I'm sorry, we should have had this ready, but they stormed the streets, all white people, stormed the streets screaming about racism and beefing up MTA security as racist.

00:13:57.000 Which, beefing up, it's sort of like the wall.

00:14:00.000 Like, why do you care if my door has ten deadbolts?

00:14:04.000 Am I overdoing the law?

00:14:06.000 Okay.

00:14:07.000 I'm still, it's still the law, you know what I mean?

00:14:11.000 And by the way, aren't you all socialists?

00:14:14.000 Public transit is what socialists want.

00:14:16.000 They don't want cars, they want the subway.

00:14:19.000 And it already is a socialist utopia.

00:14:22.000 The subway in New York costs about $2.75.

00:14:24.000 It costs about five bucks to run.

00:14:28.000 So the taxpayers are already footing half the bill, but they want the whole bill covered.

00:14:33.000 Anyway, a few weeks ago, they had this big demonstration, and there was one girl, I hope you can find it, Ryan, I'm sorry to put the pressure on, but she made a cardboard sign that said, oink, oink, you monsters!

00:14:49.000 And then it was this big.

00:14:51.000 And she was holding it, crying.

00:14:55.000 And that was her way of saying, I don't support more fucking cops in the streets.

00:15:01.000 Have you got it?

00:15:03.000 Maybe if you typed in Oink Oink, you monsters.

00:15:05.000 I did try to Google it.

00:15:06.000 Nothing came up so far.

00:15:08.000 It's on my phone, which is charging.

00:15:10.000 Would you say it was last year?

00:15:11.000 No, it was a few months ago.

00:15:14.000 Alright, we'll dig that up.

00:15:15.000 I promise you we'll dig that up.

00:15:16.000 And it's something you want to screen grab and make a t-shirt of.

00:15:19.000 I actually have it on my phone, saved it in my favorites.

00:15:21.000 And I show it to cops whenever I can.

00:15:24.000 And I've never gotten a good response.

00:15:27.000 Maybe it's the cop.

00:15:28.000 Cops are kind of like doctors.

00:15:30.000 Like, they don't laugh the way I do at shit.

00:15:32.000 So, when I show them, I go, I explain the story I just explained to you, and I go, can you fucking believe this?

00:15:38.000 And I want them to go, what the fuck?

00:15:40.000 That is so hilarious!

00:15:42.000 And they always just say the same thing.

00:15:44.000 They go, well, if that makes her better, and that helps her get through her day, whatever.

00:15:48.000 It's perfectly legal.

00:15:50.000 Yeah, I know it's perfectly legal, dude.

00:15:52.000 I'm trying to have a laugh with you.

00:15:55.000 All right.

00:15:56.000 So they've made a video here announcing the massive vandalism that's going to go on tomorrow because the subway being paid 50% by taxpayers is insufficient.

00:16:08.000 We want free subways, you know, like there is in nowhere.

00:16:12.000 I think I found a place in Estonia

00:16:19.000 Which was totally destitute, bankrupt, and then they hired some punk guy who took over the country.

00:16:27.000 He said all his cabinet have to watch an entire, sorry, every single episode of The Wire.

00:16:32.000 And then he built a new parliament, and I guess they have a town that has a free subway.

00:16:36.000 That's it.

00:16:37.000 No one has a free fucking subway.

00:16:40.000 What?

00:16:42.000 Anyway, play the video.

00:16:52.000 Just pause.

00:16:53.000 We know this was written by two rich white academics who were in their late 30s early 40s.

00:17:03.000 Bald white male who wears shirts that say white supremacy is terrorism and chunky grumpy feminist who is childless and heading towards menopause like a fucking freight train.

00:17:16.000 And then they have their pet blacks come out and dress up in scarves and read their script, which reads like Marxist Claptrap from someone's Ph.D.

00:17:30.000 Fuck the Police 3 is coming, J31, right here in New York City.

00:17:33.000 We encourage you to link up with your friends.

00:17:35.000 Is that a chick?

00:17:37.000 It is, right?

00:17:38.000 It has tits.

00:17:40.000 By the way, you can see what she sounds like if you just put that in Premiere Pro and then pitch correct, like change the pitch.

00:17:46.000 ...and think of the ways you can move in infinity to build and fuck shit up on J31.

00:17:51.000 Move in affinity?

00:17:55.000 What?

00:17:56.000 Is that like welfare healthcare?

00:17:59.000 My affinity plan?

00:18:00.000 Classic thug talk.

00:18:03.000 Pay attention to our social media where we're gonna post the meetup location so that we can converge and move together.

00:18:09.000 The mood for J31 is simple.

00:18:09.000 Fuck your 275.

00:18:21.000 Yeah.

00:18:21.000 By the way, we're also going to be having another rally at McDonald's called Fuck Your Fucking $1.89 Big Macs.

00:18:29.000 Big Macs are free.

00:18:30.000 Everything at McDonald's should be free.

00:18:32.000 The government has enough money.

00:18:34.000 Why can't they get some of these billionaires like Warren Buffett and Bill Gates to pay for our Big Macs and our subway rides and our movies?

00:18:42.000 I had to pay for the movies the other day.

00:18:44.000 You know how much that cost?

00:18:45.000 Just looking for some entertainment.

00:18:47.000 God!

00:18:48.000 No cops in the MTA.

00:18:50.000 Free transit.

00:18:51.000 No harassment.

00:18:53.000 Period.

00:18:54.000 And full accessibility.

00:18:56.000 Just pause.

00:18:57.000 Wait a minute.

00:18:58.000 Wait a minute.

00:18:59.000 Wait a minute.

00:18:59.000 Full accessibility.

00:19:01.000 So is he talking about wheelchair access?

00:19:04.000 Like, they really cast a wide net, don't they, these guys?

00:19:09.000 Yo, I don't like the people having to pay $2.75.

00:19:13.000 We also have to decolonize everywhere in the world.

00:19:17.000 And also, more wheelchair ramps.

00:19:21.000 Anything else?

00:19:22.000 Balloon animals.

00:19:23.000 Also, if you're bald, you can get sunburned, so there should be free suntan lotion stations throughout the summer in public places.

00:19:34.000 Or some type of head covers.

00:19:36.000 Or a hat.

00:19:37.000 Free hats.

00:19:40.000 Free hats that say decolonize.

00:19:42.000 Move with us on J31.

00:19:43.000 Fuck the police.

00:19:44.000 Fuck the police.

00:19:48.000 Yeah, that's a woman.

00:19:49.000 Yeah.

00:19:50.000 Yes.

00:19:53.000 It's almost like Caligula or something.

00:19:55.000 Some rich white man has a black woman perform for him.

00:20:01.000 Just say all of this, would you?

00:20:03.000 It's like Robert De Niro.

00:20:05.000 It's Robert De Niro at an Oscars after party with his black servants dancing around.

00:20:13.000 The evolution of puppet puppetry.

00:20:16.000 Puppet puppetry?

00:20:17.000 Puppet puppetry.

00:20:27.000 How much should it be?

00:20:29.000 Two bucks?

00:20:31.000 Fifty?

00:20:31.000 No, free!

00:20:33.000 Should anything else be free?

00:20:34.000 You should give me a dollar when I walk through.

00:20:37.000 What if they accepted EBT, not trying to sound like an asshole?

00:20:40.000 Like, legitimately, if they accepted EBT cards, do you think this would be true?

00:20:42.000 Well, that's the thing.

00:20:43.000 This is what you have to understand.

00:20:45.000 This goes back to the impeachment trial.

00:20:47.000 It's not about the logic or the goal or the philosophy or anything being legitimate.

00:20:52.000 It's just about eyeballs.

00:20:54.000 So, say I do a thing like, uh, why is Ryan a pedophile?

00:20:58.000 And it's, it's a debate we have for two weeks.

00:21:01.000 People are hearing Ryan pedophile, Ryan pedophile, Ryan pedophile.

00:21:04.000 That's it.

00:21:05.000 That's just as good as him being a pedophile.

00:21:07.000 And during that whole two weeks, I'm getting money for the Save the Babies Fund.

00:21:13.000 I don't really like that analogy, but I love it.

00:21:15.000 It's great.

00:21:18.000 I'm beyond angry!

00:21:21.000 So, and the SPLC is like this.

00:21:23.000 ADL is like this.

00:21:24.000 They don't really care about Nazis.

00:21:26.000 They know Nazis aren't a thing, but it pays the bills.

00:21:29.000 It's like climate change.

00:21:31.000 You go, when you ask for grants, if you say things are peachy, you don't get any money.

00:21:36.000 So this is all a lie.

00:21:38.000 And the dummies out there protesting, they are doing it for fashion.

00:21:43.000 Because it's the hot thing that week.

00:21:45.000 Alright, maybe my phone is charged enough for me to find you this much.

00:21:52.000 Oh, do we want to go to Wildwood?

00:21:54.000 Yeah.

00:21:56.000 Alright.

00:21:59.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:22:03.000 Wait?

00:22:04.000 Yeah.

00:22:08.000 By the way, we're kind of sloppy how we do things here.

00:22:10.000 That's because we're punks.

00:22:12.000 Do you mind if it's emailed?

00:22:14.000 Because the Wi-Fi might... I don't mind at all.

00:22:17.000 Okay.

00:22:20.000 Oh no.

00:22:23.000 I'm not seeing it, dude.

00:22:25.000 You're not seeing it?

00:22:26.000 I'm not seeing it.

00:22:27.000 Typical.

00:22:28.000 I knew it.

00:22:28.000 It's not in my favorites.

00:22:30.000 How is it not in my favorites?

00:22:32.000 I mean, I'm scrolling through a lot of stuff here.

00:22:34.000 What am I, retarded?

00:22:37.000 That's very disappointing, Gavin.

00:22:40.000 Now on a live show.

00:22:41.000 Okay, you know what we'll do?

00:22:43.000 We'll all scroll through my stupid fucking phone when we show this.

00:22:48.000 So anyway, in other news, Trump.

00:22:53.000 I'm talking about impeachment there.

00:22:54.000 Trump.

00:22:58.000 He's on trial now for saying to Ukraine, you should investigate the Bidens.

00:23:08.000 Now, if the Bidens are innocent, that's not a big deal.

00:23:11.000 But that is using your money to make another country thwart your presidential opponent.

00:23:22.000 I disagree.

00:23:25.000 First of all, I'm fine with quid pro quo.

00:23:28.000 So I'll give you this money, but you have to do this.

00:23:30.000 Secondly, if you're asking someone to investigate someone and they're guilty of the kind of crimes Biden's committed, yeah.

00:23:39.000 If he's going to be president, I want him investigated.

00:23:43.000 In fact, that's what everyone does before they get behind a presidential candidate.

00:23:47.000 They talk to someone who's really in the know, and they say, hey man, is there something I don't know about like Ted Cruz?

00:23:55.000 Did he rape a girl in high school or something?

00:23:57.000 Because I don't want to put all my eggs in his basket and then get them smashed.

00:24:02.000 So it's perfectly normal to ask to investigate Joe Biden.

00:24:06.000 And thirdly, Joe Biden did this.

00:24:09.000 He bragged on TV at a conference and said, I told him, drop the investigation.

00:24:15.000 I said, you're not getting any money if you don't.

00:24:17.000 I said, I'm getting on a plane.

00:24:18.000 I'll land in six hours.

00:24:19.000 When I land, this whole thing better be OV.

00:24:24.000 That's the exact same case.

00:24:25.000 Anyway, Alan Dershowitz made this point.

00:24:28.000 This is one, two now.

00:24:31.000 And, uh, the general consensus from all these amateur fucking Hollywood people, actors, and

00:24:40.000 Retarded comedians who are somehow political experts.

00:24:44.000 This is the first... Before Trump, you didn't really get comedians talking about the minutiae of the political realm the way you do now.

00:24:53.000 And calling major attorneys, major First Amendment attorneys like Alan Dershowitz, who's written tomes, books upon books.

00:25:04.000 And you have Mike Brabiglia, who has Down syndrome.

00:25:10.000 Uh, telling people, I've been told by many people that Alan Dershowitz is very, very, very, very smart, and I've been willing to believe these people, starts the sentence with and, uh, until now.

00:25:20.000 This argument is stupid.

00:25:21.000 And by the way, be wary of two words when you hear people talking.

00:25:25.000 Folks.

00:25:27.000 If someone says folks, they're an asshole.

00:25:29.000 And two, stupid.

00:25:31.000 If someone keeps talking about how everyone is stupid, um,

00:25:36.000 They're probably stupid.

00:25:37.000 Now, if they say someone has Down Syndrome, they're probably pretty cool.

00:25:40.000 Because they're avoiding the term stupid.

00:25:43.000 But look at this clip that is so stupid.

00:25:46.000 Yesterday I had the privilege of attending the rolling out of a peace plan by the President of the United States regarding the Israel-Palestine conflict.

00:25:56.000 Just pause.

00:25:58.000 I would just like to make it perfectly clear that there is zero chance of that happening.

00:26:03.000 Bill Clinton went to Camp David, he sat down, he gave Israel the shittiest deal they've ever had, and he showed Yasser Arafat and he said, here, look, I fucked them.

00:26:14.000 And in any other negotiation, yes sir, if I could run home and go, guys, I nailed it.

00:26:22.000 But he walked out of the meeting because the Palestinians can't have a solution.

00:26:27.000 That's not their role.

00:26:28.000 They're like the Gremlins post-water and sun.

00:26:33.000 They need conflict to justify their existence.

00:26:36.000 So if Yasser Arafat had gone back with that thing and said, I found an agreement, you guys, we're good, he would have been assassinated.

00:26:46.000 You don't think Saudi Arabia has enough money to house Palestinians?

00:26:50.000 You don't think they have miles of air-conditioned tents everyone could live?

00:26:54.000 No.

00:26:55.000 They need them there with the rocks.

00:26:56.000 They need the photo op of the rocks.

00:26:58.000 The guy in the wheelchair throwing the rock.

00:27:02.000 But yeah, go ahead and try.

00:27:04.000 It's cute.

00:27:06.000 Anyway, sorry, that's a tangent.

00:27:07.000 Hypothetical the other day.

00:27:09.000 What if a Democratic president were to be elected and Congress were to authorize much money to either Israel or the Palestinians, and the Democratic president were to say to Israel, no!

00:27:23.000 I'm going to withhold this money unless you stop all settlement growth.

00:27:29.000 Or to the Palestinians, I will withhold the money Congress authorized to you unless you stop paying terrorists.

00:27:36.000 And the President said, quid pro quo.

00:27:40.000 If you don't do it, you don't get the money.

00:27:43.000 If you do it,

00:27:45.000 You get the money.

00:27:46.000 There's no one in this chamber that would regard that as in any way unlawful.

00:27:53.000 The only thing that would make a quid pro quo unlawful is if the quo were in some way illegal.

00:28:00.000 Now we talked about motive.

00:28:02.000 There are three possible motives that

00:28:06.000 Isn't he stupid?

00:28:07.000 What a stupid idiot.

00:28:36.000 Like, that is a sound, solid argument, but when you hate Trump, everything else is noise.

00:28:44.000 Anyway, that was my segue to get into our new segment, Ryan on the Street, wherein he goes to various events.

00:28:55.000 So Ryan went to Wildwood, New Jersey to check out the Trump rally there.

00:29:01.000 I did.

00:29:01.000 What'd you think before we look at it?

00:29:03.000 Oh, um, I had a lot of fun.

00:29:05.000 I love that.

00:29:06.000 I can't see.

00:29:06.000 I love that dang town.

00:29:08.000 Well, I gotta put my seat up.

00:29:10.000 Why do you love Wildwood, New Jersey?

00:29:12.000 We go there every, um...

00:29:14.000 Every summer.

00:29:15.000 Is it a Puerto Rican thing?

00:29:18.000 No, I don't think so.

00:29:20.000 I don't see too many Puerto Ricans out there.

00:29:23.000 It's kind of like a mixed group.

00:29:24.000 I don't know.

00:29:24.000 It's just like, it's like the Florida.

00:29:26.000 You gotta adjust your bangs every single time we have a conversation on this show.

00:29:29.000 Until my hair is as long as it was when you were asking me to cut it, I'm not happy.

00:29:33.000 No, you were doing it when your bangs were long, too.

00:29:36.000 Yeah, but I was happy when I did it.

00:29:38.000 Now I'm sad.

00:29:38.000 Okay, we're not talking about your happiness level.

00:29:41.000 We're talking about how annoying it is to see a guy like

00:29:44.000 I know.

00:29:45.000 Every time he talks.

00:29:46.000 I'm just sad about it.

00:29:48.000 But anyway, it was fun.

00:29:49.000 It was a lot of fun.

00:29:50.000 Me and my buddy Hodge went down there.

00:29:53.000 Talked to the folks.

00:29:55.000 Oh, you're a dick.

00:29:55.000 Barely any... You're a dick.

00:29:58.000 You said folks.

00:30:01.000 Alright, let's start it.

00:30:02.000 Okay.

00:30:10.000 Ryan Katzu Rivera here.

00:30:11.000 We're at the Trump Rally in Wildwood, New Jersey.

00:30:13.000 Very exciting.

00:30:14.000 A lot of energy here.

00:30:14.000 A lot of Trump supporters.

00:30:16.000 I don't see any protesters at all, but I do see a really long line.

00:30:20.000 The convention center holds 7,000 people and there's 100,000 tickets that were requested.

00:30:24.000 People are already lining up.

00:30:25.000 Let's talk to them and see what they say.

00:30:32.000 Hey, we're here with Jim.

00:30:34.000 He's riding around on a cooler.

00:30:35.000 I've never seen anything like this before.

00:30:36.000 Are you selling beverages?

00:30:38.000 I am not.

00:30:39.000 No, that's a good way to get locked up.

00:30:41.000 Gotcha.

00:30:41.000 So that's all for you?

00:30:43.000 No, there's nothing in here.

00:30:44.000 We're just taking it all in.

00:30:45.000 Are you interested in attending the rally or just kind of seeing the festivities?

00:30:49.000 He's going to land across the street from the house, so we're just down to see him land.

00:30:53.000 That's pretty awesome.

00:30:54.000 Yeah.

00:30:54.000 You live locally here in the summer, do you get like pro-Trump vibes, anti-Trump vibes?

00:30:59.000 I don't think anybody talks politics down here at all.

00:31:01.000 I mean, it's kind of like when you're in a bar, the rules are you're on vacation, you don't talk about politics.

00:31:06.000 So, I would say it's a Philly crowd, so you would think it would be more Democrat, but believe it or not, there's a decent break of Republican and Democrat.

00:31:17.000 Right, but generally Trump supporters are fun, they ride on coolers.

00:31:21.000 This is true.

00:31:22.000 Okay.

00:31:23.000 Very cool.

00:31:23.000 Thanks, Jim.

00:31:24.000 Good to meet you.

00:31:24.000 You too.

00:31:25.000 What is your most favorite thing about you, sir?

00:31:28.000 That I'm an American.

00:31:31.000 Promises made?

00:31:32.000 Promises kept, sir.

00:31:33.000 Keep America great.

00:31:34.000 You're a good, fine young man.

00:31:35.000 Thank you, sir.

00:31:38.000 Sir, how you doing?

00:31:39.000 Oh.

00:31:40.000 I just wanted to ask you— Just pause.

00:31:43.000 So that guy was just riding a cooler around for fun?

00:31:46.000 Yes.

00:31:47.000 And he had sliders on.

00:31:50.000 I don't understand.

00:31:50.000 So he made a cooler mobile.

00:31:52.000 Yes.

00:31:53.000 And then after a while he started thinking, I don't need to carry beer, this is just a really cool way to get around.

00:31:57.000 Maybe he was lying.

00:31:59.000 What's his motive?

00:32:00.000 Detective Shady Strikes Again.

00:32:00.000 He might have had some liquor in there.

00:32:03.000 Liquor?

00:32:03.000 Yeah.

00:32:04.000 I want to drive around with some liquor.

00:32:06.000 Yeah.

00:32:07.000 Instead of a flask in my pocket, I'm going to put it in a giant cooler.

00:32:10.000 He might be doing a little delivery.

00:32:13.000 A delivery of what?

00:32:14.000 Like 10 bottles of booze?

00:32:15.000 A de-lickery.

00:32:17.000 Wow, your theories suck so much shit.

00:32:20.000 Am I to resume?

00:32:22.000 Yes.

00:32:22.000 What do you think about Trump?

00:32:25.000 Everything.

00:32:25.000 Look at our comedy.

00:32:28.000 It's true.

00:32:31.000 Are you a fan of the American flag?

00:32:33.000 Are you a fan of this?

00:32:35.000 Yeah, we're getting to that.

00:32:36.000 How you doing, sir?

00:32:39.000 He's a nice guy.

00:32:40.000 He's nice to him.

00:32:41.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

00:32:43.000 I don't hate anybody.

00:32:44.000 My name's Ryan.

00:32:45.000 Nice to meet you.

00:32:46.000 Joe, nice to meet you.

00:32:47.000 What do you think is the worst thing about Trump?

00:32:52.000 Unmuted?

00:32:53.000 Go ahead.

00:32:53.000 Yeah, just keep it unmuted.

00:32:55.000 Okay.

00:32:56.000 So, go back.

00:32:59.000 What is this?

00:33:01.000 Remember who you're supporting.

00:33:03.000 By the way, can you go to a Black Lives Matter rally and say, remember what you're saying, that cops are racist, cops, black cops are killed, blah, blah, blah.

00:33:13.000 Like, if you had a sign like that at any other rally, you'd be dead.

00:33:18.000 You went to an Antifa rally?

00:33:20.000 Remember, Trump has helped anarchy more than any of you.

00:33:23.000 Surrounded by... He's draining the swamp.

00:33:26.000 That's what anarchists do.

00:33:27.000 You'd be fucking stabbed.

00:33:29.000 So, the fact that this guy can sit there and tell us all to fuck off shows how wonderful we are and how kind.

00:33:35.000 But anyway, let's look at his stupid fucking sign for a second.

00:33:39.000 I think it's the worst thing about Trump.

00:33:41.000 Stop.

00:33:41.000 No, just keep it as a frozen thing.

00:33:43.000 Thinks the wheel was invented in America.

00:33:45.000 You know what that's from?

00:33:47.000 Make me a little square.

00:33:49.000 There we go.

00:33:51.000 He was talking about Steve Jobs and Apple and stuff, and he said, we have to cherish our inventors.

00:33:58.000 You know, these people are very important.

00:33:59.000 People invent things.

00:34:01.000 Thomas Edison, the light bulb, the wheel.

00:34:03.000 These things matter.

00:34:04.000 We got to cherish this.

00:34:06.000 Now, that became, according to the fucking disgruntled virgins at the Daily Beast, that became, he thinks the wheel was invented.

00:34:16.000 No, he's speaking generally about inventors.

00:34:19.000 Yes, the wheel was invented a gazillion years ago in fucking Mesopotamia, in Iraq or something, in the Middle East, in the Fertile Crescent.

00:34:28.000 We all know it goes way back.

00:34:31.000 How would anyone think the wheel was invented in America?

00:34:36.000 America's 200 years old.

00:34:39.000 Jesus H Christ.

00:34:40.000 So that's just a ridiculous misunderstanding.

00:34:42.000 And again, they, they go through his, his dialogue with a fine tooth comb and they go up.

00:34:49.000 That, if I take that joke out of context, that could be retarded.

00:34:53.000 Or if I say, um, he was talking about Thomas Edison and then he said the wheel.

00:34:58.000 So he thinks Thomas Edison was, and the wheel were around the same kind of time zone.

00:35:04.000 And this is one of his three points.

00:35:05.000 This is a third of his message.

00:35:08.000 Well, it's a whiteboard so he can scrub in two hundreds of thousands.

00:35:11.000 Is it really?

00:35:11.000 It's a whiteboard.

00:35:12.000 It looks like a Bristol board to me.

00:35:14.000 No, it's like a, it's a cardboard, but it's functional as a whiteboard.

00:35:18.000 How do you know?

00:35:18.000 He told me.

00:35:19.000 I think he says it in this.

00:35:20.000 Okay.

00:35:21.000 Okay, so that's three.

00:35:22.000 Number two, called neo-Nazis very fine people.

00:35:25.000 No, he fucking didn't.

00:35:27.000 He was talking about Charlottesville, where there was two things going on.

00:35:32.000 One was a protest about Confederate statues being taken down.

00:35:38.000 And then one was the Antifa versus the Nazis.

00:35:42.000 He was talking about the first one when he said, there's very fine people on both sides.

00:35:45.000 Meaning, there's very fine people who want the statues taken down and very fine people who don't want the statues taken down.

00:35:51.000 And by the way, saying that it's not us versus them basically prevented a fucking civil war.

00:35:58.000 So that was a really good move on his part to sort of dilute the equation a little bit.

00:36:07.000 And now number one said, grab woman by the pussy.

00:36:10.000 Well, anyone watching me knows, you know, that's, that's the problem with this show really is when I explain things like my video, 10 things I hate about the goddamn motherfucking Jews.

00:36:19.000 Everyone who knows me knows that it was satirical and an homage to Israel.

00:36:24.000 So I can't convince them.

00:36:25.000 And then the ones who don't want to be convinced, they don't care.

00:36:28.000 They just want to use it as a tool.

00:36:30.000 This goes back to the Ryan pedophile analogy.

00:36:33.000 Which I don't like.

00:36:34.000 They don't care about the truth.

00:36:35.000 They just want this.

00:36:36.000 They want to keep saying it because they want to win.

00:36:39.000 That's why they call you racist.

00:36:40.000 They don't think you're racist.

00:36:42.000 They just notice that that seems to stick.

00:36:45.000 So yeah, when you're rich and powerful, beautiful women are attracted to you.

00:36:49.000 They let you kiss them.

00:36:51.000 Sometimes they let you grab them by the pussy.

00:36:53.000 It's crazy.

00:36:54.000 Pussy.

00:36:58.000 I did hear that a little bit, but... Pussy.

00:37:01.000 I want to grab your pussy.

00:37:02.000 What was the Trump thing that he recovered from?

00:37:05.000 Criminololololololololololololololol

00:37:24.000 Play it out.

00:37:26.000 They say this in AA.

00:37:27.000 I just want to have one beer.

00:37:28.000 Play it out.

00:37:29.000 You're going to have two beers.

00:37:31.000 Then you're going to have three.

00:37:32.000 Then you're going to hit some coke.

00:37:33.000 Then you're going to do shots.

00:37:35.000 Then you're going to do heroin.

00:37:36.000 Then you're going to OD.

00:37:38.000 So play it out.

00:37:39.000 You really think a human male said, you know what you can do?

00:37:44.000 You can go up to chicks and grab their cunts.

00:37:49.000 Of my cement, I hugged a rabbit to death.

00:37:53.000 No, he said the truth, which is when you're fucking famous, women will let you grab them by the pussy and they like it.

00:38:01.000 Not all women, but women who are attracted to you and your fame and your fucking money.

00:38:07.000 Maybe you're not rich and famous and haven't tried it out.

00:38:10.000 Talk to Johnny Knoxville about women and having their pussies grabbed.

00:38:16.000 Go ahead.

00:38:19.000 I was telling my friend here, who's a Trump supporter, it's the... I could forgive some of the minor transgressions if you weren't so ignorant about the world.

00:38:29.000 He's holding a sign of minor transgressions.

00:38:35.000 I could forgive my entire whiteboard, but I won't.

00:38:38.000 I don't care about minor transgressions, which is why I'm holding them on my tits.

00:38:45.000 And the issues that the world is facing, um... Why do some people not pronounce G's like Bill Schultz?

00:38:55.000 Facing... I was sleepy, dad.

00:38:58.000 What is sleeping?

00:39:02.000 He has no understanding and it's the imbecilic comments.

00:39:06.000 That's an imbecilic comment.

00:39:31.000 Well, to be fair, he didn't finish his sentence.

00:39:36.000 Why are you wearing a Shaquille O'Neal's jacket?

00:39:41.000 It's a large jacket.

00:39:42.000 You look like a little baby going for a job interview.

00:39:45.000 Look.

00:39:45.000 First day of school.

00:39:46.000 You look like a foreign exchange student.

00:39:49.000 I bought that at a Ross's discount clothing.

00:39:53.000 Why?

00:39:53.000 It was $20 and it was warm.

00:39:56.000 And I wanted to wear something between shoots, but then it became so like, hey, just keep it on.

00:40:01.000 It was cold.

00:40:02.000 I wanted to wear it between shoots, but then it became so, hey, just keep it on.

00:40:06.000 You talk like him.

00:40:09.000 That's why we leveled off so well.

00:40:11.000 By the way, what do you think of that guy sitting there with the black hoodie on the phone?

00:40:16.000 He's dope.

00:40:18.000 Possibly Antifa.

00:40:20.000 Sure, what the fuck are they gonna do?

00:40:21.000 He was just there on the phone like relaying stuff.

00:40:23.000 I don't know, we got sketched out.

00:40:25.000 I got sketched out.

00:40:25.000 And Hodge was like, what are you talking about?

00:40:26.000 Sketch it up.

00:40:28.000 It's the imbecilic comments, right?

00:40:30.000 It's like, what an embarrassment.

00:40:33.000 Do you feel contempt towards Trump supporters or just Trump?

00:40:37.000 Justin Trump.

00:40:37.000 So I'm here.

00:40:38.000 I want to politely remind folks.

00:40:43.000 Folks.

00:40:45.000 Oh, folks.

00:40:46.000 Told ya.

00:40:47.000 Douche word.

00:40:47.000 Anyone who says folks is a good douche.

00:40:50.000 It's like saying I'm one of the people.

00:40:52.000 It makes you sound like you have overalls on.

00:40:56.000 I'm just here with my folks.

00:40:57.000 That's as practical as saying my kin.

00:40:59.000 We're just like non-racist folks just trying to help people of color folks make their way through life.

00:41:05.000 You know Obama like made that

00:41:07.000 Everybody started using folks.

00:41:09.000 There's a lot of folks out there.

00:41:12.000 Folks?

00:41:14.000 Hitler used folks.

00:41:16.000 Yeah, Volkswagen was a folks wagon.

00:41:20.000 That was a Nazi car.

00:41:24.000 About what Trump has said and done in his time as president.

00:41:29.000 Have you gotten any... Have you felt threatened being around all these Trump supporters?

00:41:32.000 No, I think folks have been very friendly.

00:41:34.000 Yes, certainly some laugh and boo.

00:41:37.000 Sure, but that's to be expected.

00:41:38.000 I mean... But it's all in good fun, generally.

00:41:40.000 Yeah, and that's one guy made the comment too.

00:41:42.000 It makes the country...

00:41:45.000 One of the nice things about the country, right?

00:41:46.000 We can do this and be polite about it, you know, be friendly.

00:41:50.000 So, uh, yeah, it just makes the country, you know, one of the nice things about the country and his, his beef with Trump is that he's not articulate enough.

00:41:59.000 Maybe if you had the language at your disposal, you could talk about how illiterate people are.

00:42:07.000 Maybe a polite reminder to folks about some of these things this gentleman has done.

00:42:13.000 And maybe some of the folks with a reasonable mind might go, alright, maybe I need to question why I support him.

00:42:21.000 Well, it was nice talking to you.

00:42:23.000 It's good to get another perspective.

00:42:24.000 You suck.

00:42:24.000 And your hat has bat wings on it.

00:42:28.000 I think it's a black pussy hat.

00:42:29.000 Is it not?

00:42:31.000 Don't touch my black pussy.

00:42:32.000 How's that for co-opting someone else's culture?

00:42:35.000 You're not gonna touch my pussy.

00:42:37.000 I'm a black woman.

00:42:38.000 I have Leslie Jones's pussy.

00:42:42.000 Try it, motherfucker.

00:42:44.000 Just try it.

00:42:45.000 I'm a black woman.

00:42:47.000 No one's touching my black pussy.

00:42:56.000 USA!

00:42:58.000 Wait, can you pause?

00:43:00.000 We've got a lot of footage here.

00:43:01.000 I knew this show would go by fast.

00:43:04.000 I've sent you the Oink Oink thing, but before we show it, I would love you to go to betdsi.com slash Gavin.

00:43:12.000 Why choose BetDSI?

00:43:13.000 Because I choose BetDSI.

00:43:14.000 I win and I love it.

00:43:16.000 And we've got the Super Bowl coming up this Sunday where the Kansas City Chiefs are going to win 18 to 9.

00:43:23.000 That's what you think, huh?

00:43:24.000 In an incredible game.

00:43:26.000 A spine-tingling game with only one major injury.

00:43:29.000 We're going to have Shakira come out there and sing that her hips don't lie.

00:43:33.000 And Jennifer Lopez.

00:43:35.000 You notice they're trying to get Hispanic women or something?

00:43:38.000 They're trying to pull in other demographics to football.

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00:45:23.000 Alright, do you have the picture?

00:45:25.000 I do.

00:45:28.000 This is it, folks.

00:45:29.000 Now, first of all, all that other stuff is funny, right?

00:45:34.000 Make the MTA free.

00:45:35.000 Who's making it free?

00:45:37.000 Go to the top there.

00:45:38.000 And racist police brutality.

00:45:40.000 No cops on the MTA.

00:45:41.000 You know, the South Side of Chicago was successful in making sure no cops go there because cops are racist and they hurt people.

00:45:48.000 And the South Side of Chicago is up to a murder a day, which is New York, even though Chicago's much smaller.

00:45:55.000 What is it?

00:45:56.000 I think it's about a third the size.

00:45:58.000 No, maybe half the size?

00:45:59.000 Baltimore is a third the size.

00:46:00.000 And they have a murder a day in their cop-free zones.

00:46:03.000 But anyway, that's not why we're here, folks.

00:46:06.000 Why we're here is my favorite picture of 2019.

00:46:08.000 Not that one.

00:46:10.000 Nope.

00:46:12.000 This.

00:46:13.000 This is my favorite thing.

00:46:16.000 I actually don't like... When I make a new t-shirt, I want to make sure is not a crime, is nowhere near it.

00:46:23.000 Crop that out as much as possible.

00:46:27.000 Oink, oink.

00:46:29.000 So she did that with Whiteout, right?

00:46:32.000 She got a piece of cardboard with some scissors.

00:46:35.000 It's adorable.

00:46:39.000 It's so small.

00:46:42.000 It's four inches by four inches.

00:46:45.000 Oink, oink, you monster, she holds.

00:46:48.000 Big statement, little piece of paper.

00:46:49.000 Balling her fucking eyes out.

00:46:52.000 And the idea that a cop is going to see that and be like,

00:46:58.000 That stings.

00:47:00.000 Not gonna lie.

00:47:01.000 That fucking stings.

00:47:03.000 You're basically calling me a pig because I got assigned to Turnstile Jumpers against my will.

00:47:09.000 I don't give a fuck about Turnstile Jumpers.

00:47:12.000 I'm here to catch bank robbers and racists, but whatever, I gotta do my job.

00:47:16.000 Oink, oink, you monster.

00:47:21.000 Should we make it a shirt that just says, oink, oink, you monster?

00:47:25.000 Yeah.

00:47:26.000 No, because then some cops might go, that's a weird fucking anti-cop shirt.

00:47:30.000 But what if you put it on the pocket?

00:47:33.000 No, the only way you can make this shirt, sorry to interrupt you, is to have that chick and cartoon tears coming out of her eyes like crazy.

00:47:41.000 Uh-huh.

00:47:42.000 You know, rich white girl.

00:47:43.000 That's clearly the joke.

00:47:44.000 Yeah, that could be a good pocket image.

00:47:48.000 Oink, oink, you monster.

00:47:51.000 World's most ineffective gesture.

00:47:54.000 World's most fruitless gesture in the history of fucking protests.

00:47:58.000 Alright, let's get back to fun people protesting.

00:48:02.000 Oh, this would be the Jersey video from Wildwood.

00:48:05.000 Yes, it would.

00:48:07.000 In which I go to the rally of Trump.

00:48:09.000 Now, do these people live there?

00:48:10.000 Are those their party vacation homes?

00:48:13.000 Some of them, you know what, most of them have homes but they just, you know, visit there during the summer because during the winter it's like dead.

00:48:21.000 Okay, just let me rewind.

00:48:22.000 I said, do people live there or is it their vacation homes?

00:48:25.000 And then he says, no, most people have other homes and then they're just there when it's fun because in the winter it's like dead.

00:48:32.000 So the answer is vacation homes.

00:48:34.000 That's a vacation home.

00:48:34.000 Okay.

00:48:35.000 That's much shorter than just repeating my question in the affirmative.

00:48:38.000 I don't know if it's the majority because there's tons of hotels too, frankly.

00:48:43.000 There's a lot of hotels too.

00:48:45.000 It might be 50-50.

00:48:46.000 Who knows?

00:48:47.000 No, that doesn't mean the homes aren't vacation homes.

00:48:50.000 Oh, the homes?

00:48:51.000 Yeah, the majority.

00:48:52.000 I would say.

00:48:54.000 Alrighty.

00:49:00.000 It seems like we have the most fun.

00:49:02.000 You know, there's a cookout, there's food going on, there's music.

00:49:04.000 That's why I'm back here, I just have to say.

00:49:07.000 We met a protester there, like an anti-Trump guy, and I asked him, I was like, do you feel threatened?

00:49:12.000 And he's like, not at all.

00:49:13.000 He's had some good conversations with folks.

00:49:16.000 Oops.

00:49:16.000 Why are you cutting to me?

00:49:17.000 I said folks.

00:49:19.000 Oh, that's, you're a douche.

00:49:20.000 Yes.

00:49:20.000 But I'm still right.

00:49:21.000 I said people who say folks are douches.

00:49:24.000 So you're saying... She's aging well, isn't she?

00:49:26.000 She's probably 48.

00:49:27.000 Wow.

00:49:27.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:49:30.000 She looks fantastic.

00:49:32.000 Do you feel like we're generally less hateful and nicer people than people that hate Trump?

00:49:37.000 I think everybody has been very nice.

00:49:40.000 You go to these big things that there's hate and everything else.

00:49:43.000 There has been none of that.

00:49:46.000 Very comfortable.

00:49:47.000 Everybody has become friends.

00:49:49.000 It was wonderful.

00:49:51.000 Everybody's having a great time.

00:49:53.000 Promises made?

00:49:54.000 Yes.

00:49:55.000 Promises kept.

00:49:56.000 Yes.

00:49:58.000 I usually say, you say promises kept?

00:49:59.000 I don't know, am I supposed to say?

00:50:01.000 I say promises made and you say promises kept.

00:50:03.000 That's one of the things I say.

00:50:05.000 Promises made.

00:50:06.000 Promises kept.

00:50:07.000 Donald Trump is the man because he's the only president that's going to be able to broker a deal with the peace between Palestine and the Israelis.

00:50:15.000 He's doing it today.

00:50:16.000 Just pause.

00:50:17.000 Let's just give up on that, shall we?

00:50:19.000 The solution to Israel and Palestine is a wall.

00:50:22.000 And it's going smashingly.

00:50:24.000 It's time to agree to disagree.

00:50:26.000 It's going to be historic.

00:50:30.000 It's going to be a historical thing.

00:50:32.000 It's going to be the greatest thing they ever pulled off.

00:50:36.000 And he's the man.

00:50:38.000 I feel very safe with President Trump.

00:50:41.000 I feel very safe.

00:50:42.000 I feel like our country will be very safe.

00:50:44.000 I think the economy's just fantastic.

00:50:47.000 He's helped more people get out of poverty and move ahead and give them opportunities than ever before.

00:50:52.000 Just pause.

00:50:53.000 You see, this is what Americans really care about.

00:50:57.000 Everyone talks about trans and these fucking HuffPo bloggers are lost in their white supremacy witch hunts.

00:51:04.000 Americans know that that's not a thing.

00:51:06.000 Americans know that jobs are all that matters.

00:51:10.000 And so, when you provide jobs, you win.

00:51:14.000 I hope they have room on Mount Rushmore for him.

00:51:18.000 The reason why he's so popular, I think he relates to middle America, to the average Joes, you know.

00:51:24.000 He comes down to our level, he knows what we want, he knows, like, you know, what we're all about, and I feel that he

00:51:30.000 He truly believes and loves America and loves us.

00:51:36.000 Loves us.

00:51:39.000 I truly believe that.

00:51:40.000 That's why I think he's so popular and people love him.

00:51:44.000 Are you from Philly?

00:51:45.000 Yeah, I am.

00:51:45.000 What's in the glass?

00:51:48.000 Is it water?

00:51:49.000 Is there any water in there?

00:51:51.000 It's trunk wine.

00:51:54.000 We're gonna go have a hoagie.

00:51:55.000 We'll be right back.

00:51:58.000 Promises made?

00:51:58.000 Huh?

00:52:00.000 Promises made?

00:52:00.000 Promises kept!

00:52:03.000 So Chaz, you're here, you're seeing a lot... That guy looks awesome, by the way.

00:52:06.000 Yeah, he kinda does.

00:52:06.000 But why would you assume people would get your promises made, promises kept thing?

00:52:10.000 Oh, if you watch any of his things, he says that a lot.

00:52:14.000 Really?

00:52:14.000 Yeah, it's like on t-shirts and all that.

00:52:16.000 And by the way... Trump wine.

00:52:19.000 Oh, let's have some Trump wine.

00:52:20.000 Trump wine.

00:52:22.000 That's a bottle of Trump.

00:52:26.000 Trump Chardonnay.

00:52:29.000 Why would I want anything on the menu less good?

00:52:32.000 Why would I want something less good?

00:52:34.000 Oh, you want to showcase a new imitation?

00:52:37.000 So, uh, we had a lot going on this week, folks.

00:52:40.000 You don't pay for this, so you don't know that we had Larry Barnes, welterweight champion, uh, Olympic, uh, hopeful, um, state champion many times over come in and go through his most consequential fight with Felix Trinidad, and he broke down where he zigged where he should have zagged, and he actually went through the temple punch that disoriented him.

00:53:01.000 We've also had Matty O'Dell.

00:53:03.000 He was a Hell's Angel president who spent 10 years in prison and actually ended up, totally coincidentally, in Jeffrey Epstein's cell.

00:53:12.000 This is, of course, like years and years before Jeffrey Epstein was there, so he tells us about the cell and everything.

00:53:17.000 That was fun.

00:53:17.000 We did an instructional video on what to do when naked crackheads jump on your car.

00:53:23.000 It's been a lot of fun stuff, but the beauty of Ryan's incredible mimicry, which by the way is the only reason he has a job obviously, so I would do the imitations as much as possible because it's why you're here.

00:53:34.000 What is the imitation?

00:53:36.000 What is the tation?

00:53:37.000 In this industry, it's imitationers for talking.

00:53:40.000 Oh, what's the tation?

00:53:42.000 All tations, you should keep doing tations.

00:53:44.000 You're like a super hot chick with huge tits that's a fucking idiot.

00:53:49.000 I guess, in other words, you're a fucking idiot.

00:53:52.000 But your huge tits are your imitations.

00:53:55.000 So you should be cramming Bill Burr into every sentence, dude.

00:53:59.000 It pays your bills.

00:54:01.000 There we go.

00:54:02.000 Trump wine.

00:54:04.000 What, we're sharing a glass?

00:54:06.000 I'll get the other glass.

00:54:08.000 I don't approve of men... Oh, this is plastic?

00:54:11.000 I don't approve of men drinking wine if it's not dinner.

00:54:16.000 Something about holding a stem is very emasculating.

00:54:19.000 Plastic stem is worse.

00:54:21.000 If you must drink wine, because you're out of booze, have it in a glass like they do in France.

00:54:27.000 Of course, Ryan, having his first job, the only other glass he has is Waterford Crystal.

00:54:33.000 Which is weird.

00:54:34.000 Why do you have the most expensive fucking glasses in the world?

00:54:37.000 Well, it's because I wanted to take my whiskey drinking seriously back when I was drinking more.

00:54:43.000 And I have a decanter still.

00:54:47.000 And I thought it would be a nice touch, because you're always drinking whiskey, but you never use it.

00:54:53.000 All right.

00:54:54.000 Go ahead.

00:54:56.000 With the drinking?

00:54:57.000 Yeah, go ahead and have a sip like I give a fuck if you were drinking cyanide.

00:55:01.000 Wait, what was the new impression that I was doing?

00:55:05.000 Oh, sorry.

00:55:06.000 I totally forgot.

00:55:07.000 Matty O'Dell.

00:55:09.000 I don't think I have a Matty O'Dell impression.

00:55:11.000 Yes, you do.

00:55:14.000 I don't want to go there.

00:55:15.000 Why?

00:55:15.000 He's going to kill you?

00:55:16.000 He watches every show.

00:55:17.000 He's a funny guy.

00:55:18.000 Yes, he is, but... What's he going to do, you fucking pussy?

00:55:22.000 Why don't you grow at least one ball?

00:55:24.000 As my father would say, would you like me to sew them back on?

00:55:29.000 Uh, what is it?

00:55:30.000 Um... You know, Jeffery Epstein-Stell and, uh, you know, he was there.

00:55:35.000 He was a pretty good guy, but, uh, you know.

00:55:38.000 Was that it?

00:55:39.000 That was terrible.

00:55:40.000 I don't remember.

00:55:41.000 Were we watching it?

00:55:42.000 His voice is higher than that.

00:55:44.000 As you were editing it, you were doing... I did this whole setup about how you get good at imitations.

00:55:48.000 And good.

00:55:49.000 Or-tations, if you will.

00:55:50.000 Right.

00:55:51.000 Um, because you sit with these things for hours editing them.

00:55:54.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:55:56.000 Yeah, but it's out of me.

00:55:59.000 Clearly.

00:55:59.000 I gotta watch Matty O'Dell again.

00:56:02.000 Which I would, because it's a good episode.

00:56:04.000 Censored.tv.

00:56:05.000 Wow, that flopped.

00:56:07.000 I didn't know what you were even setting me up for.

00:56:09.000 I was like, uh oh.

00:56:11.000 So we got this guy.

00:56:12.000 Why would he beat you up for imitating his voice?

00:56:14.000 I don't know how things work over there.

00:56:16.000 Unless you're like, Hi, I'm Matty O'Dell.

00:56:19.000 I just spit wine everywhere.

00:56:23.000 Alright.

00:56:25.000 Look at this guy.

00:56:25.000 It's funny how this guy doesn't give a shit.

00:56:27.000 Fuck the world.

00:56:29.000 And I spent about an hour and a half on my hair.

00:56:32.000 Trump supporters here.

00:56:33.000 How do you feel about this whole deal?

00:56:40.000 Speechless, no words?

00:56:41.000 Just the rally?

00:56:43.000 Yeah, what are your feelings about President Trump?

00:56:45.000 Well, I mean, we are one of those blue states, but... Look at the guy in the background.

00:56:50.000 He has a swastika on his jacket that's crossed out because he doesn't like Nazis.

00:56:58.000 Way to think outside the box.

00:57:01.000 How is that for brave?

00:57:03.000 Are you also anti-rape?

00:57:06.000 You know what?

00:57:06.000 If there was a bunch of fucking Nazis trying to take over Europe, I would want America to go in there and kill them all.

00:57:12.000 That's how much I hate Nazis.

00:57:15.000 I'd even work with Stalin.

00:57:16.000 Blue states, but Cape May County is a red county in a blue state, so it makes sense that he would do it here.

00:57:23.000 So you're a Trump supporter?

00:57:24.000 No.

00:57:25.000 Okay, you don't like the guy?

00:57:26.000 No.

00:57:27.000 What do you think about his supporters, though?

00:57:29.000 Overall, it's been pretty quiet and pretty peaceful, right?

00:57:33.000 Yeah, for the most part.

00:57:34.000 Do you have any contempt against the... You know why these guys hate Trump, right?

00:57:39.000 Because he said, nerds are fucking nerds, and losers are losers, and fat pigs are fat pigs.

00:57:44.000 And we had hidden that.

00:57:46.000 Indie rock, shoegazing music, had taken away the jocks and the in crowd.

00:57:51.000 And now the nerds were cool.

00:57:53.000 It started with Square Pegs, starring Sex and the City's Sarah Jessica Parker.

00:57:58.000 And all of a sudden, the quarterback and the cheerleader were not the in crowd.

00:58:01.000 It was the freaks.

00:58:03.000 And then we let the freaks run the show and they started ruining everything and then Trump came along and went, it was, it's never really been the freaks, we've just been saying that.

00:58:10.000 It's actually us.

00:58:11.000 The jocks.

00:58:12.000 The guys with the fucking blonde mullets and the wraparound sunglasses and the jet skis and you're a fat pig who stuck a bunch of shit in his face and spent an hour and a half on his fucking hair.

00:58:23.000 Fuck that.

00:58:25.000 I'm a badass.

00:58:26.000 No.

00:58:27.000 You're a fat ass.

00:58:29.000 From supporters or anything?

00:58:31.000 No, they're people.

00:58:33.000 We're all people.

00:58:35.000 I have Trump supporters in my family.

00:58:36.000 Oh man, uh... The thing that I dislike about him the most?

00:58:46.000 I think he's making our country look bad.

00:58:48.000 Dude, I appreciate you talking to us.

00:58:50.000 Thank you.

00:58:50.000 Yeah, Ryan.

00:58:51.000 It sounded kind of threatening.

00:58:54.000 It was a little antagonistic, but, you know, whatever.

00:58:55.000 You know, I don't like that Trump's making us look bad in front of wonderful places like Northern Europe, Belgium, Denmark, Scandinavia, Sweden, Norway.

00:59:08.000 You've done such a great job with refugees and improving your country.

00:59:12.000 I'd hate to be embarrassed around you.

00:59:14.000 Canada, I'd hate to be embarrassed in front of Justin Trudeau and everything he's done for that country.

00:59:20.000 The fucking billions of dollars he's pouring into media to make sure they give him a good story.

00:59:25.000 Fucking, uh, Ezra Levant wrote a book about Justin Trudeau, how much he sucks.

00:59:31.000 And, um, the police came, the police called him in.

00:59:37.000 Do you have this?

00:59:38.000 Can we go off on a tangent here?

00:59:39.000 Is that, uh, oh, where is it now?

00:59:45.000 Yeah, it's one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen.

00:59:47.000 He wrote a book called, uh, The Libranos.

00:59:50.000 Like a play on the Sopranos.

00:59:52.000 And, next thing you know, Canada's CIA has called him in to discuss it.

00:59:58.000 Where did I put this?

00:59:59.000 Did I put it in Racism?

01:00:00.000 Levant.

01:00:01.000 Maybe one minute... Levant?

01:00:03.000 No?

01:00:04.000 I see, uh, Ezra's son.

01:00:07.000 Yeah, it should be above that.

01:00:08.000 Gotcha.

01:00:11.000 How about that band Better Than Ezra?

01:00:13.000 What's that about?

01:00:14.000 They suck.

01:00:15.000 The King of Getting Fired, Getting in Trouble?

01:00:16.000 Yeah.

01:00:18.000 Go to the very beginning.

01:00:19.000 Cut me out.

01:00:30.000 And I'm just asking you to confirm that not a single other loving book of Trudeau is being investigated.

01:00:39.000 No, because I'm not a censor like you.

01:00:43.000 I'm not a bully and a censor.

01:00:46.000 I'm not a bureaucrat looking to justify my budget like you.

01:00:49.000 I go out and earn my living every day, fella.

01:00:55.000 You call in authors to grill them about a book criticizing your boss.

01:00:59.000 Think about who you are.

01:01:01.000 We call the director of Rebel News Network Limited.

01:01:05.000 Yeah, who happens to be the author of the book.

01:01:08.000 I look like he was hit by that.

01:01:10.000 They told him he can't record in there, by the way, because it's a government building.

01:01:13.000 But he recorded it anyway.

01:01:15.000 Because he's the king of get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:01:20.000 Huge inspiration to me.

01:01:21.000 Never stop fighting.

01:01:22.000 I mean, but you are a bureaucrat.

01:01:24.000 I go out there and I earn my living.

01:01:26.000 Okay, fella?

01:01:27.000 Didn't it seem like he actually hurt his feelings right there?

01:01:29.000 Like the guy was like, fuck.

01:01:30.000 We've had some arguments in the past where he'll end an email chain with, go fuck yourself, shithead.

01:01:38.000 Yeah, like I signed a contract with him that I would only do Miles for Rebel, and then I did it on Crowder's show, and he just goes, uh, I thought we had a contract, and I go, no, no, that's for Rebel, I'm gonna put on Rebel, and he goes, go fuck yourself, shithead.

01:01:51.000 And part of me is, the Scottish part of me is like, I'm never speaking to you again.

01:01:56.000 But with Ezra, you like, I don't know, you work it out.

01:01:58.000 You kind of want him to be rude to you.

01:02:00.000 I can't explain it, it's like a pitbull.

01:02:01.000 Like you let it, it bites you and you go, fuck!

01:02:04.000 I think you got it back, because when he went to- Bad Ezra!

01:02:06.000 You did the interview with him, as he was coming in he had his, uh, his briefcase on him and everything.

01:02:10.000 You're like, well Ezra, I see you're still a nerd.

01:02:13.000 And it was the most cutting, mean thing.

01:02:15.000 There's gonna be a chapter about you two fellas in the next edition.

01:02:25.000 These are cops who got desk jobs.

01:02:28.000 And they're regretting it right now.

01:02:30.000 They're like, I don't know what to say to this guy.

01:02:36.000 We want more?

01:02:37.000 No, you get the idea.

01:02:38.000 It's really awesome.

01:02:40.000 25 minute video.

01:02:40.000 What's it called?

01:02:41.000 25 minute video.

01:02:42.000 It's called Hidden Camera.

01:02:44.000 Police interrogated me about my Justin Trudeau book.

01:02:46.000 I didn't, they didn't know.

01:02:47.000 I wouldn't want to be embarrassed in front of Justin Trudeau, who sends the police to investigate authors who write bad things about him.

01:02:54.000 I have something to debut.

01:02:56.000 We're going way over time here.

01:02:57.000 Ezra's seven-year-old son taught me a magic trick.

01:03:01.000 Is it a time code?

01:03:03.000 No, here's what I want you to do.

01:03:04.000 You have your phone?

01:03:06.000 Okay, I'm gonna look away.

01:03:09.000 And you choose a number between 1 and 100, and you cube it.

01:03:13.000 Are you smart enough to know what that means?

01:03:14.000 Yes.

01:03:15.000 You, uh, times it by itself.

01:03:18.000 And then again.

01:03:18.000 Oh.

01:03:22.000 Times it by itself?

01:03:22.000 Yeah.

01:03:22.000 Squared is by itself.

01:03:24.000 That's why there's a 2 for squared.

01:03:25.000 Oh, cubed is 3rd.

01:03:26.000 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:27.000 So, 2 cubed is 2 times 2 is 4 times 2 is 8.

01:03:31.000 Right, right, right.

01:03:32.000 Okay?

01:03:33.000 Yeah.

01:03:33.000 So, go to this camera.

01:03:38.000 With your phone.

01:03:40.000 Okay, go to the camera with the phone.

01:03:41.000 This camera with your phone.

01:03:43.000 Put in a number.

01:03:45.000 Don't let me see the number.

01:03:47.000 So it has to be between 1 and 100.

01:03:49.000 Okay, so whatever number you chose, say it's 31.

01:03:55.000 You go 31 times 31.

01:03:55.000 And then that, whatever that number is, times 31.

01:04:10.000 This is great for parties.

01:04:14.000 If you're with losers and nerds.

01:04:18.000 The cube root?

01:04:18.000 You just gave me the number.

01:04:19.000 Wait, is that the number?

01:04:20.000 64?

01:04:20.000 Choose a number between 1 and 100.

01:04:22.000 Any number.

01:04:22.000 99, 1, 36.

01:04:22.000 Any number.

01:04:41.000 Multiply it by itself and then by that number again.

01:04:43.000 So say it's 31.

01:04:44.000 31 times 31, which would give you like 93, times 31.

01:04:46.000 Are you showing them the original number?

01:04:47.000 It'll autofocus.

01:04:59.000 This is a huge number and I don't know how you're going to get it.

01:05:03.000 It's 300,763.

01:05:04.000 Wait, did you show them the original number?

01:05:05.000 Um, no.

01:05:05.000 Do it again and show them the original number.

01:05:20.000 Jesus Christ, why is this so fucking complicated?

01:05:23.000 So show them the number, say it's 31.

01:05:25.000 You let the camera focus on the 31.

01:05:27.000 And then you go 31 times 31 times 31.

01:05:29.000 Alright, so this is a new one here.

01:05:30.000 200,074.

01:05:30.000 Alright.

01:05:30.000 625.

01:05:30.000 Wait.

01:05:30.000 And I showed the number.

01:05:31.000 Okay, so 274625?

01:05:31.000 Yes.

01:05:31.000 274625.

01:05:33.000 Wow, that's a tough one.

01:05:34.000 Yes.

01:05:34.000 Okay.

01:05:34.000 Ready for this?

01:05:35.000 Yes.

01:05:50.000 And then kill those two, seven, four, sixty-five.

01:05:56.000 Wow.

01:05:57.000 That's correct.

01:05:59.000 That's very strange.

01:06:01.000 Look at the smile.

01:06:03.000 That really is fun, huh?

01:06:05.000 Yeah.

01:06:05.000 Here's the key, folks.

01:06:07.000 Show them that video.

01:06:14.000 The last number

01:06:16.000 Oh yeah, they couldn't hear you from the mics.

01:06:31.000 It's a fun party trick.

01:06:33.000 We want, we have an hour, we're an hour seven minutes.

01:06:35.000 I know.

01:06:36.000 And you look so smart when you see a crazy number like 200,000, 274,625 and you just sit there at the bar.

01:06:45.000 It should be at a bar.

01:06:46.000 And you're like, 65.

01:06:46.000 In this video I'm going to teach you how you can calculate cube roots in your head.

01:06:55.000 Why would you ever want to do this?

01:06:58.000 Skip ahead.

01:07:08.000 Remember the last digit.

01:07:09.000 And you don't have to remember the, you don't have to do the cubes, you don't have to memorize them, you just go in your head, like, say it was 342, you go 6 times 6 is 36, times 6 is gonna be like 6, about 180, 100, maybe 200, and then you know that's gonna be less than 343. 39,304.

01:07:32.000 The first thing I want you to do is look at the last digit.

01:07:36.000 The last digit of 39,304 is 4, which we're going to put in a box.

01:07:42.000 So we look up 4 in the last digit, and that corresponds to the number 4.

01:07:48.000 So we write down the number 4.

01:07:51.000 The next step is we ignore the last three digits of our number.

01:07:55.000 So in 39,304, we're going to just ignore the 304.

01:08:02.000 And now we want to find the closest cube without going over.

01:08:06.000 So 39 is between 27 and 64.

01:08:09.000 So it's 3.

01:08:10.000 So it's actually closest to 27 without going over, which means it's closest to the cube of 3.

01:08:18.000 And that gives us the other part of our answer, which is 3.

01:08:21.000 Anyway.

01:08:22.000 So here we have a... That's just evidence that Ezra's a wonderful dad.

01:08:25.000 Because this fucking kid is that smart.

01:08:28.000 Um...

01:08:30.000 I don't know if it's good for a kid to be that smart.

01:08:33.000 Like, if a kid looks at $274,625 and goes $65,000, some crazy Haitian voodoo woman is going to go... It's good for a guy wearing a suit in a bar.

01:08:49.000 Alright, sorry, let's get back to your video.

01:08:52.000 Our video.

01:08:55.000 What do you like most about Trump?

01:08:57.000 You know, I appreciate

01:09:16.000 I appreciate what he has to say in terms of being like this sort of counterculture sort of deal.

01:09:21.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:09:22.000 I like the anti-political correctness sort of stance he's been taking because I just can't stand that nowadays.

01:09:28.000 That's basically it though.

01:09:30.000 Do you have a lot of friends?

01:09:31.000 Ladies, marry this man.

01:09:35.000 We found you a man, single ladies.

01:09:38.000 Like, no bullshit, bare bones, I'm not gonna lie to you and pretend I understand foreign policy, but I think that politics is downstream from the culture, and he's done with political correctness, and I feel like that's gonna benefit us more than most things.

01:09:54.000 That guy can fix a car.

01:09:58.000 That don't like Trump?

01:10:00.000 I have a lot of friends within a mixed area.

01:10:01.000 A lot of my friends originally began big Trump guys.

01:10:05.000 Back in 2016, we were big, big, big Trump guys.

01:10:07.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:08.000 So, like, little on later on in life...

01:10:10.000 A few years go on by, even myself, I'm not the biggest Trump guy, granted I'm wearing a shirt, but I'm not the biggest Trump guy in the world.

01:10:16.000 I'm really, really not.

01:10:17.000 Especially when it comes to the bump stock ban and whatnot like that.

01:10:21.000 But even knowing that though, I still have to say with the other competitors that are going on right now, the other candidates, I still have to stand with Trump, man.

01:10:29.000 I still have to.

01:10:29.000 What could you expect more out of Trump that he's not doing?

01:10:34.000 You know, I'll tell you this right now.

01:10:36.000 I just want to try and protect American rights.

01:10:38.000 That's what I want to say at least.

01:10:39.000 At the very least, protect American rights.

01:10:41.000 That's it.

01:10:41.000 Constitution.

01:10:42.000 Yeah, really.

01:10:43.000 Uphold to the Constitution.

01:10:44.000 That's the basic thing I could possibly say as of right now.

01:10:46.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:48.000 Foreign relations is very difficult.

01:10:49.000 It's a very muddled down situation.

01:10:51.000 It's very, very difficult.

01:10:52.000 But just right now, let's stay the bare bones.

01:10:54.000 Just protect American rights, man.

01:10:55.000 That's all I got to say as of right now.

01:10:56.000 This is a real deal nigga.

01:10:58.000 You think he's Scottish?

01:11:00.000 No, I think his ethnicity is probably English Protestant, but he's probably been here.

01:11:05.000 I smell like four generations.

01:11:07.000 Because that accent, it's like, it sounds Chicago-y, but it also sounds kind of like a Scottish.

01:11:14.000 Do you call a Scottish accent a brogue?

01:11:16.000 Shut up, Detective Shitty.

01:11:17.000 Move forward.

01:11:18.000 Thank you very much.

01:11:19.000 Enjoy your day.

01:11:20.000 No problem.

01:11:28.000 Nice B-Roll.

01:11:29.000 Huh?

01:11:30.000 Nice B-Roll.

01:11:31.000 Thanks.

01:11:31.000 You're in BTK.

01:11:32.000 Do you want to keep this behind the paywall?

01:11:34.000 I want people at YouTube to be angry at me for saying, let's not give them everything.

01:11:38.000 But I think we should give them everything.

01:11:39.000 Oh, that's a fun idea.

01:11:40.000 Yeah.

01:11:40.000 Yeah, we usually go to calls.

01:11:42.000 Alright, let's end this show.

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01:12:18.000 We're about to take some calls.

01:12:20.000 We're going to finish watching Ryan's footage, and we're also going to encourage you to, as we saw with Ezra Levant taping the police, get fired.

01:12:33.000 Get in trouble.

01:12:35.000 Be brave.

01:12:37.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 01, 2020

GOML LIVE #32 | TRUMP RALLY

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