Gavin McInnes and Ryan Henderson are in a hotel not far from CPAC in Washington, D.C. and it's not a good one. It's a dumpster fire of a place, and the smell in the lobby is strong enough to make you feel like you're in a drug-dealing, pot-smashing movie. Gavin and Ryan talk about it all, and how they're going to make it to CPAC without getting high. They also talk about the worst hotel they've ever stayed in, and Ryan tries to get a selfie with a fan who wants to take one with him. It doesn't go as planned, but it doesn't have to be a bad one. Subscribe to the podcast Get Off My Lawn! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts Subscribe on iTunes Subscribe on Podchaser Subscribe on Stitcher Learn more about your ad choices. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and also consider leaving us a five star rating and a review on iTunes and helping us spread the word about what we're doing it! You can also become a supporter of the podcast by texting GAVIN to 741741 and we'll give you 20% off your first month with discount code "GAVIN" at linktr.ee/getoffmylawn. Thanks for listening and sharing the podcast! Thank you so much for listening, Gavin, you're a rockstar! and we really appreciate it. Timestamps: 5 stars! 5 stars is much appreciated! 6 stars is a big thank you're listening to this podcast and a big thanks to you're supporting me, I really appreciate you, and I appreciate you. I'm looking forward to hear about this podcast, I'll be back next week! XOXO, bye. XO, Sarah and I'll see you next week, bye, bye xo, Sarah and I'm coming back soon. xoxo, Caitie, Sarah & I'll get back to you, Gavin' and I love you, Caitlyn, Sarah, too, next week. <3 - - Tom and Yippin' out. - Evan and I will be back soon - Sarah - Yippie, - P. & Zippy - Rachel - Thank you, XO - EJ & JACOBY
Transcript
Transcripts from "Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes" are sourced from the Knowledge Fight Interactive Search Tool. You can also explore and interact with the transcripts here.
00:02:39.000The hallways smell strongly of marijuana.
00:02:42.000And as a lover of true African-American culture, unlike the heroes of color like Jordan Peele and these other guys, I feel thoroughly at home here.
00:03:15.000That's what the camera's propped up on right now.
00:03:18.000In case you haven't noticed, I'm cheap.
00:03:21.000I drove down here to save money because the train was like $400 and gas is $40.
00:03:28.000Alright, so let's get you up to date now that we've promoted JACBD.com.
00:03:34.000Again, cookies, tincture, ointments, topical, basically everything you would ever need from the plant hemp, the beauty of hemp without the getting high part.
00:03:46.000And if you want to get high, you should come to my hotel and just walk up and down the hallway going, and you'll be baked in about 30 seconds.
00:03:56.000I said to the guy who helped set this up, can you not book hotels from unbelievablydepressing.com anymore?
00:06:11.000And then some dude from like the Montgomery Register, like small-town, left-wing, basically Antifa sympathizers, they're allowed in, no problem.
00:06:20.000Jacob Wall can't even go in as a guest.
00:08:18.000A lot of people who watch the show will be very familiar with all the points and have heard the stories a million times, but it was to people who weren't familiar with it.
00:08:25.000It's amazing how few people have heard of censored.tv.
00:08:56.000And it says, in conclusion, and then I do this boring thing and I say, I'm really nervous.
00:09:00.000And then Ryan comes out and gives me a beer and cocaine.
00:09:04.000But the beauty of cocaine is it's so small that you don't need a fake prop to make fake cocaine.
00:09:09.000You just hand a guy nothing and he picks up nothing and then the podium is shaped such that I could do lines and you couldn't see that there was no cocaine there.
00:09:16.000It's just a dumb joke and then I speak very confidently and I'm on after the coke.
00:11:10.000And he's, in true Roger Stone fashion, he's going to go to the CPAC thing, which he can't get into, sneak into the lobby, and then hand out this.
00:12:30.000And these documents that Jacob released are signed, so you should go to jail for this.
00:12:38.000At the very least, we obviously need a retrial.
00:12:40.000So that was exciting, but I was pissed off to see Mediaite there and Will Sommer and Jared Holt and these tattletales, right-wing watch, watching you.
00:12:52.000And I was also annoyed at Conservative Inc.
00:12:54.000for being so forthcoming, like so eager to please these liberal media tattletales.
00:13:01.000So I saw Will Sommer and I said, hey Will, you little tattletale, look at you, you ugly bitch!
00:13:26.000Oh, and then I said, Jacob Wall says you're a Fed.
00:13:28.000I think that would be the only interesting thing about you if you're a Fed.
00:13:33.000And again, the Wall scoop is that he discovered some article that Will Sommer wrote from Morocco about foreign policy in Morocco on some blog.
00:13:46.000This is like a day after he got out of Georgetown, which is famous for having spooks.
00:13:51.000And no, I don't mean African Americans.
00:14:24.000Mediaite was there, and he is an adderalled up beta male nerd with these pencil arms and pencil legs, and he sees me yelling at Jared Holt.
00:14:35.000So he comes over and he stands in front of Jared.
00:14:47.000He was the guy who got fired from the Daily Beast, I believe, or the Daily Dot, for saying that Jacob Wall's partner Jack, his business partner, has sex personalities and they all fuck women all over the country.
00:15:02.000It was just like this ridiculous made-up story with no proof whatsoever.
00:15:17.000And then there's this weird cripple who comes up and he goes, Hey, saw you last night.
00:15:22.000Do you have anything to say about the cocaine you were using?
00:15:26.000Now, these are people that ConInk invites.
00:15:29.000So we have a conservative conference and CPAC, ConInk, these milquetoast pussy conservatives invite in not just New York Times or someone who's going to be slightly left of center, but these radical leftist activist reporters to antagonize people.
00:15:48.000And conservatives are such fucking pussies
00:17:11.000So they did this press conference, which we'll also show, and they said, you know, what I just told you, that the jurors were obviously biased.
00:20:20.000Someone later brought up, do you think sometimes cripples, they have such a high tolerance of pain if they have cerebral palsy or something.
00:20:26.000Some of them have a fetish of being beat up and like to provoke people.
00:20:30.000And then you start thinking, maybe that's why you're crippled in the first place.
00:20:32.000Because you kept goading people into kicking the shit out of you.
00:20:46.000Shortly after that, so he may have been the tattletale more than Jared Holt and Will Summer.
00:20:49.000I don't know which one of those rats, or the mediaite guy, Zach, I don't know which one of those rats snitched, but I find it shockingly ironic that I called that group of journalists tattletales, and that someone from that group, or that entire group, tattletaled.
00:21:37.000And then he goes, and you just threatened to beat the shit out of me.
00:21:40.000I guess he was taking the chest nudge to, he was translating it into English, and the English translation is, I'm going to beat the shit out of you.
00:22:20.000Because that's the kind of thing you keep making it bigger and bigger, and then you just have another ring, and another ring, and another ring.
00:22:34.000Yeah, so we finish the interview and then we're talking and laughing and everyone's having fun and our side is the fun side and their side is the snitchy little, I'm taking my ball home side.
00:22:45.000And African-American gentleman approaches me and he goes, we'd like to have a talk with you.
00:28:49.000We—the moderate right is scared of the far right.
00:28:53.000And I would also criticize Nick Fuentes, America First, even my friends Milo, Jacob—not Jacob, I guess—Milo and all the—Cernovich and all the people shitting on Never Trumpers.
00:29:15.000You know, when punk was big in the early 80s, we had the sharpskins hated the Nazi skins, the bootboys hated the Chelseas, the peace punks hated the skate punks.
00:29:26.000You know, when I was a kid, BMXers hated skateboarders.
00:29:33.000We don't have the luxury of hate right now.
00:29:35.000We need to stick together, get Trump to win, reduce the government, increase freedoms, get free speech back in the forefront of American thought, get the Second Amendment back in the forefront of American thought.
00:29:49.000Once all that is established again, and we stop hearing about fathers who can't see their kid because they don't believe in gender reassignment surgery, as soon as we can flush that shit down the toilet,
00:30:04.000But there's no time, there's no room to be a catty little bitch right now.
00:30:09.000And there's this civil war on the right where the far, far right, which I'm not a part of, I'm new right, the far, far right is saying, fuck these pussies.
00:30:45.000So we have Jeff Foxworthy, we have David Cross, we have Louis C.K., we have blue-collar comedy, we have liberal comedy, we have all the whole spectrum.
00:30:56.000If you want comedy, you come to Comedy Central.
00:31:53.000You dared to question one of the liberal gadflies that we invited here to swarm around and pester everyone.
00:32:00.000Like that media-eyed guy, Zach, every question he gave to Jacob Wall was about some other bullshit felony case that's still in the courts, about insider trading or some crap, or some other relationship, or didn't you drive drunk?
00:32:58.000And now, the no government people, the less government people, are seen as radical right-wing extremists that even conservatives are scared of.
00:33:08.000Well, fuck you if you can't take a joke.
00:33:18.000Within every joke is a tiny revolution, as George Orwell said.
00:33:21.000And these people, the moderate right, a lot of the mainstream conservatives, obviously liberals, obviously radical liberals, they're just…
00:34:28.000Anyway, so we're going to go to AFPAC tomorrow, interview Nick Fuentes and Michelle Malkin.
00:34:34.000We have tons of great footage to show you of our interview with Jacob Wall and everything I've been talking about, including getting kicked out.
00:34:41.000We have all that on tape, so we'll put together a CPAC super reel.
00:34:45.000And we'll put that up, I'm not sure when.
00:34:48.000I wanted to give you a podcast so the people who listen to free podcasts can have something.
00:36:03.000So when I sit here and complain about CPAC, I'm not talking about Fleckus and Jacob and Milo, or even Ben Shapiro and Nick Fuentes and all those people.
00:36:12.000Those people are interesting, stimulating human beings, and I've had a great time talking to them.
00:36:16.000But the top brass, the actual establishment people who control who gets a pass and who doesn't, those people are ruining
00:36:26.000I don't even want to say the conservative movement.
00:36:28.000They're ruining everything that's not liberal.
00:36:30.000They're ruining the rebellion against this tyranny of the left.
00:36:38.000The people who have been assigned to taking down the tyranny of the left are dropping the ball.
00:36:44.000We've got plenty of great guys down here that want to help, that are doing the right thing, like Roger Stone, like Proud Boys, and they're getting abandoned.
00:36:53.000And so that's annoying, because you're hanging out all day with all this talent, and then you look at the people at the top and they're just feckless cunts.
00:37:04.000Which brings us to Johnny Appleseed, J-A-C-B-D dot com.
00:37:11.000I'd like you to go there right now, use the promo code GAVIN, get edibles, get topicals, get the tincture.
00:37:20.000You drink too much coffee, like Ryan is right now, you're feeling sketched out, you take the tincture, it takes the edge off.
00:37:27.000So if you need a treat in the middle of the day, like, oh the cookies, yep, and you need to get a coffee, well that's weird, but okay, do that, but make sure you take the tincture to take the zing off.
00:37:39.000That's really the problem with cocaine.
00:38:24.000This is the Thursday episode of Get Off My Lawn.
00:38:27.000And forthcoming on Censored.tv, we'll have my speech last night, everything I just talked about, the Jacob Press Conference with Roger Stone's jurors' questionnaires being released, these pissy little
00:38:44.000Cunt is an underused word, especially when it comes to these right-wing watchdogs.
00:38:59.000Who seem to avoid the Aryan Brotherhood and bonafide white nationalist gangs.
00:39:05.000They seem more focused on injecting white nationalism into non-racists.
00:39:10.000But the actual racist people, they don't seem to have the courage to confront or
00:39:15.000If they're looking at hate, they seem to avoid the black Hebrew Israelites murdering Jews in New Jersey, or the jihadists that want Israel to cease to exist.
00:39:27.000They seem more determined to find a Trump supporter saying an unfortunate joke ten years ago.
00:39:34.000At any rate, I like you more than a friend, and I want you
00:39:42.000To not get fired on purpose, but if getting fired is holding you back from saying what you feel and being yourself, then you should get fired.