My kid s babysitter wants to get into journalism, and I thought I d sit down with her for an hour to explain all the different routes you could take. And then I realized, well, I don t personally have a babysitter. I can do whatever I want.
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00:02:33.000So basically, he was trying to pitch me us going to Skank Fest, which is like $750 in tickets and then another $750 for playing in hotel, even though it's sold out.
00:02:45.000So I'd have to kiss their ass to get something.
00:02:47.000And I go, I don't really get what's in it for us.
00:04:11.000It's taking me about 30 seconds to get out of bed these days.
00:04:14.000This is what it's like boxing as a 49-year-old.
00:04:17.000I'm skipping rope on, ow, I'm skipping rope on Monday to warm up as one does.
00:04:23.000And then I just get shot in the back with a tranquilizer dart and have to stumble to a chair, just like someone had knocked the window on me.
00:06:52.000You know what the weirdest part I thought was?
00:06:54.000When you're making a clitoris, the way you just carve away the head, like every when they cut the bag and they take the balls out, you can kind of, like, that makes sense to me, right?
00:07:07.000That's, that seems like an awesome thing to do.
00:07:09.000But the way they carve the edge of the bell end just off, there's no rhyme or reason to it.
00:07:15.000Like, even I'm against circumcision, but even when you see it done, you go, oh, I get it.
00:07:40.000We made fun of animals again because they're losers.
00:07:45.000And we had Copper Cab on, losing his temper, freaking out, as is his wont.
00:07:49.000Copper Cab's show, by the way, episode three just came out this week, where he's just constantly eating, and there's always like a weird dildo in the background.
00:07:57.000We're not sure what's going on with him, but we know he likes to stuff his face.
00:08:01.000That's all he lives for, which is why when he arrived here for the fight, he called me and said, hey, man, no one was here to pick us up.
00:09:11.000Yeah, anything Gary, Gary video letter, whatever.
00:09:16.000But some guy called, videoed in and said, can you tell that fucking millionaire who gets paid to talk that it's anthropomorphize, not anthropomorphizize?
00:09:29.000And so Gary and I went back and forth and I was like, oh, I get it now.
00:10:35.000I really like the Ghostface Killer song, Daytona 500.
00:10:38.000doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo meow doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo meow Oh, But when you look at the lyrics, you go, do these guys really believe what they're saying?
00:10:57.000I once had the cartoonist Mark Bell draw a comic of it because it was so unbelievable.
00:13:15.000Mention Bubba and Hanks giveaway on the big show and tell audience that one value subscriber is getting a buttload of FDA meats from Bubba and Hanks because that's a Gavin certified beef.
00:13:26.000Yeah, why does he have the mid-rolls Bet DSI and we don't get to mention Bubba and Hanks?
00:13:30.000Oh, we talk about Bubba and Hanks after the paywall.
00:13:34.000So don't you people who are watching this for free go to Bubba and Hanks and check out their delicious beef.
00:16:03.000She also deals with some abuse because my youngest boy, I think he has a strong alpha gene, and he sees her not just as his girlfriend, but as his bitch.
00:16:16.000So he doesn't like when other people talk to her.
00:16:44.000You may know him from How to Fight a Baby.
00:16:48.000He said to me in the car today coming back from boxing, he goes, he said, hey, dad, I heard that video I'm in has more likes than guava juice.
00:17:00.000Because they all have their little YouTubers, right?
00:18:05.000It's always said in this sort of ostentatious way, like, oh, you have a problem with brown people?
00:18:11.000I find myself using it just to speak their language, like that proud boy who got away because the DA couldn't use the white power narrative.
00:18:18.000I often say, yeah, they didn't like it because he was brown.
00:19:23.000You're not even, it's not even like I took, I have a BA in English for some stupid reason, Even though I already spoke it when I went in.
00:19:32.000But they give you this syllabus of Charles Dickens and Emily Bronte and all this crap, boring soap opera shit from the turn of the century.
00:19:40.000And then a teacher tells you how to interpret it.
00:19:44.000So now you're experiencing the books less than you would on your own.
00:19:47.000They're telling you how to think, how to enjoy a piece of art.
00:19:51.000Now you're getting less out of the art.
00:19:52.000You have to go through their fucking eyeballs.
00:19:55.000Anyway, you don't need to go a quarter of a million dollars in debt for that.
00:19:59.000And with journalism school, it's not like the 50s where they teach you the five W's, right?
00:21:18.000I'll never forget this black girl who was an intern for us at Vice.
00:21:23.000And I was giving her the normal shitty jobs I give everyone.
00:21:26.000And these interns, these millennials, they have this hubris where they want to start just writing a cover story and then being a photographer too.
00:21:34.000And I want to design uniforms for the revolution.
00:21:37.000So I gave her shitty jobs and she quits after three days.
00:21:41.000And I found a crumpled up note inside the intern desk.
00:21:44.000And it said, why do they keep giving, it was all written on a post-it note that had been crumpled up.
00:23:03.000There was one out, one crack in the pavement, and that was these make work programs.
00:23:09.000So you would act like you had Down syndrome or something, and you'd cross your eyes and you'd go to the welfare place, write out the forms with your left hand, get on welfare, and then there'd be a program to get you off welfare, right?
00:23:24.000And this off-welfare thing was a magazine called Image, no, a company called Image Interculturelle, which was a big welfare hodgepodge scam system where Haitians were ripping people off, pretending they cared about diversity.
00:23:38.000Meanwhile, if you're a Haitian and you're living in Montreal at the time, you were rich enough to get out of that shithole country.
00:26:01.000If you have a good point, you should be able to hone it down to 800, maybe 1,000.
00:26:06.000And then you have your conclusion at the end: bing, bang, boom.
00:26:09.000Men tend to be better at that kind of writing than women because it's mathematical.
00:26:17.000It's the same reason men make better directors.
00:26:20.000When you're directing a movie, you have to remember we need the scene from this angle, this angle, this angle.
00:26:25.000We have to make sure this is explained.
00:26:28.000If this scene isn't working, I have to cut it.
00:26:30.000We were just looking at Charlie's Angels today with Elizabeth Banks, who wrote and directed and produced.
00:26:35.000And God, she's just, she did a terrible job.
00:26:39.000She made a movie to show how much girls rock, and it showed how much girls suck, including the scene at the beginning where Christian Stewart is standing on a helicopter going, bye.
00:26:50.000And you think that, any normal man would have said, well, that scene didn't work.
00:26:54.000It looks like it was done by Ryan Ketsu Rivera.
00:28:35.000Now, a perfect example of women being inept when it comes to writing, and I'm sorry to spend so much time on this, Jen, is find that article, was it in Slate about the Bible that bleeds oil?
00:28:47.000This is the perfect example of women who shouldn't write.
00:28:50.000Someone who probably would have been much happier at home.
00:28:53.000So she finds out, what's her name now?
00:29:01.000Ruth Graham discovers that in the second most uneducated town in America, the least degrees, so a working class, sad, derelict town, a small town in Georgia, she discovers that some senior citizens down there are convinced a Bible bleeds oil.
00:29:22.000Well, let me get down there to debunk that myth and show these 87-year-olds that they're, look at him.
00:29:29.000She must have been there for two weeks.
00:29:31.000She flies down there to tell these people, do tons of research.
00:29:34.000She discovers, of course, that the Bible that bleeds oil, the oil was actually coming from a tractor supply store and the guy with the magic Bible was cheating.
00:32:41.000And these guys, that's fun, and they're irreverent and they have a sense of humor, but some sort of overall point.
00:32:46.000You know, you have to squeeze that hypothesis, supporting paragraphs and conclusion all in that little hundred-word blip, but really nail it.
00:32:56.000And then they'll go, huh, that was kind of weird and funny and smart.
00:34:15.000My whole point is flashing down the toilet.
00:34:18.000Photography is different than writing.
00:34:19.000With writing, they don't want a huge pile of words.
00:34:23.000When someone asks you for 800 and you give 3,000 or you write that fucking diatribe about the oily Bible, now someone has to sort through that and it's really, really hard to make 10,000 words, 3,000 words.
00:34:35.000It's not hard to make this many pictures, this many pictures.
00:34:39.000In fact, it's fun because it's like swiping.
00:34:41.000You're just like, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no, no, no, no, yes.
00:34:44.000So that's why it's not a contradiction.
00:35:07.000And then after we're done this, behind the paywall, we're going to talk about people I care about.
00:35:15.000And that's a much bigger question, Jen.
00:35:18.000Because do you want to be the Huff Poe Daily Beast kind of a journalist like Jared Holt and Andy Campbell and Christopher Matthias and these hate watch tattletales who are tattling on someone who's not actually who they think they are?
00:35:33.000So they're basically, they write fiction for a living.
00:37:04.000There is the topical for your sore joints.
00:37:10.000You know, I was thinking this morning when I got out of bed in slow motion, sore joints is things that working class people have when they work in factories.
00:37:18.000I've synthesized this by going to a gym and abusing myself and sparring and stuff and getting beaten up.
00:37:25.000It's like I feel guilty about not being the same blue collar my dad was as a young man and all my ancestors are.
00:41:48.000So, Jen, if you are fairly interested in journalism, but, you know, you're not like an all-nighter type gal who's going to be researching and ordering a pizza and going through all these things.
00:42:03.000Wait a minute, this is the same guy who was in Syria four years ago.
00:43:56.000It's a really interesting profession if that's what you want to do.
00:43:59.000If you're serious about this and you want to, say, cover the Roger Stone trial, if you're worth a grain of salt, you'd have to notice that the jurors are biased and the judge was just choosing jurors who look like her.
00:44:14.000It was all Chardonnay and Latte and zero Budweiser on that jury.
00:44:20.000That's something that you could cover.
00:44:22.000And you know what's cool about that kind of real actual journalist?
00:44:25.000Not a Tattletale journalist, but a real journalist?
00:44:32.000And when you've been doing it for, say, 10 years and you say sources say that the White House is a blah, blah, blah, you're not talking, you're not making shit up like they do with these celebrity magazines.
00:44:44.000You have real sources who call you and give you scoops.
00:44:47.000In fact, you become a conduit for them, those who can't speak.
00:44:52.000So I can't tell you how much money they lost in Iraq.
00:44:56.000I can't complain to my boss and say, you guys lost a pallet of $3 billion in Iraq of just raw cash.
00:45:04.000That's frustrating, but you can't say that.
00:46:48.000And that's how science is and that's how journalism should be.
00:46:52.000You should have things that blow up in your face.
00:46:57.000But these Vox HuffPo types, I mean, they fucking fart and they make sure that it's written down.
00:47:02.000And they get paid their $20 a column for it.
00:47:07.000I don't, I mean, I feel like I know you pretty well, Jen, but I can't really tell if you're someone who wants to really pursue this or you just think it's a fun job.
00:47:19.000And by the way, I'm not criticizing you for either of those.
00:47:23.000It could be fun to just be a silly daily beast type that writes like, why Charlie's Angels flopped kind of a thing.
00:49:45.000So I want to juxtapose those two and show you that you're being lied to and blacks are not being hunted for sport, yet cops are being dehumanized to the point where they no longer feel like heroes and that's why they chose that job, to catch the bad guy.
00:49:58.000But when they're the bad guy, their whole identity is gone.
00:50:00.000And when you take away a man's identity, he doesn't have anything to live for anymore.
00:50:04.000And he hangs himself, which is why so many divorced dads hang themselves because they're no longer the provider.
00:51:27.000Even when I go on vacation, I have my notes on my phone of all the different things and I email myself stories because I'm constantly feeling this compulsion to document and to figure stuff out and to tell people this is what's really going on.
00:51:40.000Like that pool in Australia we talked about this week where Australia was prevented from naming it after the swimmer Hockton or something, who mocked Sun Yang.
00:51:52.000Sun Yang was an Olympic swimmer who was doping.
00:51:56.000And this Australian swimmer, Hockton, said, you're fucking doping.
00:51:59.000I'm not standing with You on the stands.
00:52:01.000So later they wanted to name an Australian swimming pool after him.
00:52:04.000China said that would be offensive to us because he was mean to Sun Yang.
00:52:07.000And Australia went, Okay, we wouldn't want to offend you.
00:52:21.000Even today, at the gym, I talked to this other boxer and he's talking about how, you know, as a fireman, you make, you make, well, I won't say what he makes, but I'd say he makes $100 after tax.
00:55:18.000But you think when young people are approaching adolescence and they're starting their sexuality, that's like the most normal way to do it, like at the same age, at the same pace.
00:56:43.000So in case you're not the first caller tonight, which we'll get to in a matter of minutes, then go to BubbaandHanks.com, promo code GAVIN15, and you get 15% off all purchases.
00:58:29.000He's like, I bought a lot of beef, and now I don't have joint pain.
00:58:33.000Here's my final piece of advice for you, my dear.
00:58:37.000If you have this compulsion to report stories and write, then you're probably not privy to major scandals right now so you could have a blog and just write silly stories to sort of practice right to hone it you know you you're not a writer until you can hit your keyboard without looking at it um and then i would recommend interning at one of these stupid places like huffington post then if you're if you're starting to feel real and
00:59:06.000this is what's for you, then quickly drop those because they're going to look really bad on your resume.
01:00:07.000One last thing I'd like to say before we start taking calls.
01:00:10.000The news is all about Chuck Schumer saying to the Supreme Court judges, you will not, if you keep going this way, you're in for a fight and you will not know what hit you.
01:00:23.000And everyone on the right is talking about how that's a threat.
01:00:44.000And when Chuck Schumer said that about the Supreme Court judge, Kavanaugh and all that, he didn't mean that we're going to go beat them up.
01:00:51.000Can we not be the same gigantic pussies the left is, please?
01:01:24.000The insinuation, we don't need to hear that anymore, is that, um, excuse me, the insinuation is that, uh, they're preventing crime by committing this genocide.
01:01:36.000But the truth is the real, the women you see at the Women's March defending abortion, they're really sluts who made a mistake.
01:04:45.000the chinese foot binding and the british uh the british uh outlawed it and there's still women today that will who are in their 80s and 90s that will trip and fall because they can barely walk because their feet are so deformed from it.
01:08:52.000Even love the free speech that you used to do, Gavin, with the two people debating back and forth at the bar.
01:08:58.000Also, love the deep dive that you did on the Central Park 5 with, well, it was more of an and cultures report, but you really talked about, you know, that whole deal.
01:09:09.000So I worked in New York City, and a while back I was out with a couple of my coworkers, you know, post-work having some drinks, and 2008 economic collapse came up, and they started saying that that was all pretty much part of, it was the fault of like the capitalists, the bankers, and they said that the bailout was a government bailout and that it was good policy because the government stepped in and that the socialist policy.
01:09:38.000And I just didn't really have a comeback for that.
01:09:40.000And that's kind of one of those issues where, I mean, I just wanted to get your thoughts on it, you know, and if you would have anything, I guess, to rebuttal that when people say that.
01:10:24.000But this whole notion that, and we talked about this, Ryan and I watched the movie Hustlers, where the crux of the movie is that the 2008 collapse was the result of Greedy Wall Street guys.
01:11:13.000It was government intervention, telling the banks to give mortgages to everyone.
01:11:19.000And then, after that happened, the money was just sitting on the floor and Wall Street said, well, shit, look at all these bundled mortgages.
01:11:39.000And if you want to see that myth in Overdrive, check out Hustlers, the movie.
01:11:44.000They pretend that they robbed all these guys as some sort of like Robin Hood thing, even though when they got the money, all they did was go fucking shopping.
01:15:18.000And he just seems at the start of all the standing up for yourself against liberal douchebags.
01:15:24.000And I was wondering if Gavin could talk about just kind of him personally, what kind of guy he was, and like a little bit about his, I don't know, business, his deaths, and all that stuff.
01:15:33.000Because there's not much out there on him himself.
01:15:36.000He was one of the most endearing and fun guys.
01:16:19.000I first met him, I guess, in, fuck, I don't know, 2007 or something.
01:16:27.000I can't remember when, but you just sort of felt like you were with George Washington and America hadn't been formed yet.
01:16:34.000And the other amazing thing I loved about Breitbart is he was, he never went, he was so unpredictable.
01:16:42.000Like we were talking on Fox News once, and I forget what the question was, but it was like Andy, what's his name, who would do the halftime on Red Eye.
01:16:53.000And, you know, it was a lot of the Fox News stuff is set up.
01:16:56.000Roger Ale's thing is, I want there to be a jock, a cheerleader, a nerd, a dumb guy, a smart guy.
01:17:02.000Like, he had his characters laid out, just like the movie The Breakfast Club.
01:17:07.000So Andrew Breitbart would, there'd be some question like, can you believe that liberals this year think that school should be free or something?
01:17:15.000And then they go, what do you think about that, Andrew?
01:17:16.000And then he's supposed to say, well, there's no way it could be free.
01:17:41.000Or the other cool thing he said once when we were on a show is we were talking about this guy, Donald Trump.
01:17:47.000I don't know if you've heard of him, but he wanted to host the debates between, I think it was Romney and Obama who were running at the time.
01:18:48.000You made a billion dollars or three billion dollars busting your ass in New York City.
01:18:53.000I'd much rather have a presidential debate there than it's some brainwashed socialist network like MSNBC or CNN that is already bought and paid for by someone else that has an agenda.
01:19:05.000If there's going to be someone with an agenda, I'd rather it was an entrepreneur showing off that he made a lot of money.
01:19:12.000So after he died, I made these t-shirts that said so with a question mark and raised a bunch of money for his family.
01:19:22.000It's just, you know, when you're at a party and you don't know anyone and you're talking to some people and then your best friend shows up and all of a sudden the party's fun?
01:20:58.000I remember one time he went to some DNC thing to harass people coming in and out, which, by the way, would lose you, your Twitter, and all your social media today, right?
01:21:08.000That's how Alex Jones was kicked out for daring to question Oscar, what's his name?
01:22:38.000The problem with the African-American community, especially in the Bronx, is that they're not big on diversity of opinion.
01:22:46.000And I think you should come at it from the sort of chance the rapper angle where he says, just because you're black doesn't mean you have to vote Democrat.
01:22:56.000So instead of coming out full MAGA with the hat and everything, I would make it more like questioning things.
01:23:27.000But it's, yeah, you don't want to, if you're in the hood, you don't want to come out swinging.
01:23:36.000And I know I say get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting, but I don't want you to lose all your friends and get stabbed overnight.
01:26:51.000Well, there's this obsession out here with pit bulls.
01:26:55.000I think it's mainly from all the strays, from all the dogfighting, because we're so close to Mexico.
01:26:59.000So there's just like all these pit bulls.
01:27:01.000And there's all these 100-pound hipster girls walking around with these 80-pound pit bulls.
01:27:07.000And they get returned to the shelters constantly for being violent.
01:27:11.000And back in November, this pit bulls got returned for the second time to this shelter and attacked this woman in a little like a holding cell room, mauled her for five minutes straight, severed an artery under her artery.
01:27:23.000It had her under the armpit, severed the artery.
01:27:26.000Another woman came in from the office area, tried to help her, didn't do shit.
01:27:31.000Finally, my buddy, who's a dog catcher, came in.
01:27:34.000They got a syringe of the shit they put them down with, stuck him in its neck.
01:27:38.000They had to pry its jaws off of her after it died.
01:28:20.000So the second, that woman could have been a workaholic, but the second she risks the reputation of the place, shoom, they fucking dump her.
01:28:27.000Yeah, we have the same problem in New York.
01:28:29.000These girls, they think they're down and they get a pit bull because we have dog fights too, but it's black people in East New York.
01:28:36.000And they get these pit bulls and they pretend that they're fine.
01:28:39.000Lesbians really like them too for some reason.
01:30:30.000I'm looking for a little bit of advice.
01:30:32.000I want to know if you had any idea when Coke becomes too much.
01:30:38.000I've been doing just a few girthy lines when I get off work with my first couple of drinks of the evening and go on to cook dinner for cook dinner and do my other chores and shit for the evening.
01:30:52.000I've been taking these functional skiing trips nightly for about three weeks.
01:30:57.000I'm only asking because last night I was going about my evening watching the show, got to the point of the cock inversion, and actually puked on my desk.
01:31:10.000And is this bad for me because my nose doesn't look like Artie Lang's yet?
01:31:19.000Like, was it the Coke or was it because you put out that insane visual of the training surgery?
01:34:05.000Not only Coke, but like when I was doing Vicodin or whatever, you never want to do something at home.
01:34:11.000And especially the reason why is because you don't want to heighten your area of comfort or whatever to a level that, you know, like, oh, I remember being high here and now I'm not high here.
01:36:38.000You're supposed to be a fuck up at 17.
01:36:40.000But to do Coke and do chores around the house and cook instead of, if you talk to a buddy or something, go to a bar, get out of your damn house.
01:36:47.000Well, then now it's affecting his life detrimentally.
01:38:36.000And like, I could be gone tomorrow, right?
01:38:39.000And I just wonder if it's multiple channels or maybe you got some advice, one, on the big accounts, and two, for the smaller guys that, you know, are barely staying alive by, you know, the videos they're choosing to put up.
01:38:51.000And I'm looking for someone to back up my channel.
01:38:54.000I can't believe there's not a service for this.
01:39:46.000But with Twitter and someone else's social media, especially if you're a mega guy, you have to be prepared for it all to be flushed down the toilet, which is why we built this pirate ship that we're still fighting to defend.
01:39:58.000I mean, Virgin in Australia has completely blocked us.
01:40:02.000So we have subscribers in Australia who will go to censor.tv when they're at the gym or at a pub, and it works fine, right?
01:40:26.000But, you know, I don't have great advice for you outside of BitChute and downloading all your videos, but you have to be prepared to lose everything in this day and age.
01:41:51.000So basically, the guy went into his account settings for his either browser or Wi-Fi or whatever for the Virgin thing, the thing that he was...
01:42:04.000But he goes into his account, and then you got to tick off virus, like safe virus.
01:42:55.000You know, can I give you some advice, sir?
01:42:56.000When you're doing Would You Rathers, don't pull parents into it because then you lose your relationship with your father or your daughter or your wife or your mother, and that has no monetary value.
01:44:49.000He's like, I can't remember what his exact quote was, but he's like, I'm going to have to go with no or I can't defer to that or something like that.
01:44:59.000And then I just texted, we'll make you say yes.
01:45:04.000And I realized he didn't know who Mikey was.
01:45:06.000So I was talking like her our whole debate without the context of the inside joke.
01:47:24.000So sorry, while talking about how wonderful I am in this story, I forgot the point.
01:47:29.000The point is that he sees it like this silly old man, and then he starts dropping science about boxing, and you realize, this guy is fucking intelligent.
01:49:30.000Oh, no, before you get to that, can you guys tell me the Venmo or the address for the dude that's going to double any match on the Proud Boys?
01:51:14.000Dude, to be honest with you, when we were doing that, I couldn't watch the video, so I was just skipping ahead, and I had to wait for Gavin to say stop because I was not watching it.
01:55:23.000They're always crapping on about how civilized they are.
01:55:26.000And they're very not civilized in a mob, you know, like they're, you know, they're always spitting everywhere and they're always like throwing their food shit everywhere and smoking everywhere.
01:55:40.000If they're so civilized, why is the bathroom four holes in the floor with shit piled all around the hole and guys squatting down there smoking a cigarette talking to you in Cantonese?
01:55:53.000Their toilet habits are some of the most fucking bizarre things I've ever seen.
01:55:57.000I remember I worked at a school in Beijing and we had like students from all over the country.
01:56:02.000They're like 19, 20 year olds going to study in the US and Australia or whatever.
01:56:06.000And like you'd walk into the bathroom and they have stalls, like we have stalls, but there are no doors on the stall.