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00:05:10.000You know, I was at the closing of CBGB's, and they had a bunch of punk bands, including Conflict and Peter and the Test Tube Babies.
00:05:18.000A bunch of British bands flew in, which was kind of suspicious, isn't it?
00:05:23.000So you're leaving here because you can't afford the rent anymore, but you flew in Conflict and Peter and the Test Tube Babies and the Business and Blitz and all these British punk bands?
00:07:56.000But anyway, I want to make it clear that we have a position here on the show, and that is this is all total and utter bullshit, and we could not care less about coronavirus.
00:20:41.000Like there's one or two buildings that have really cool technology, but there's also dirt roads and some shitty vendors with like pieces of bamboo and a pot hanging on the edge.
00:21:24.000But by the way, speaking of Ben Shapiro, there's obviously this funny split on the right with the, I would call them paleoconservatives, like Michelle Malkin and Nick Fuentes and the Groipers, and then the more sort of progressive conservatives like Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk and all that.
00:21:53.000But Michelle dug up this quote of his where he's talking about us taking in 50 million immigrants.
00:22:00.000Maybe he's changed his mind since he said this, but what did he say?
00:22:03.000I don't think, by the way, and I know this sounds like a silly argument.
00:22:07.000I encourage all of you to fly nonstop from New York to San Francisco with your window open, you're not allowed to sleep, and tell me that we'd have too many people in this country.
00:23:08.000When you walk the streets in New York and you really feel the spirit and you feel the energy and you see the shops and you see the entrepreneurs, that's the market at best.
00:23:37.000A country should always act in its rational self-interest.
00:23:40.000So if you have more people that are all going to bring money with them, or even better, bring skills with them, the country will only get wealthier, the country will only get more productive, and the country will only get more.
00:23:50.000But the Michelle Malkin thing is different from that.
00:24:56.000Two-thirds of them would love to come to America.
00:24:59.000And the term refugee, now we have economic refugees, where if you're just sort of poor and your life sucks, then you want to come over here.
00:25:07.000Okay, so 4 billion people would like to come here?
00:25:12.000Like if we really opened the floodgates, how many billions of people would like to come here?
00:26:54.000I like that he's out there in schools mocking political correctness, but his immigration stances, at least in the past, have been absolutely fucking ridiculous.
00:27:04.000We do not want 50 million people here.
00:27:09.000We start with bona fide refugees like the white farmers in South Africa and the Christians in northern Iraq that are getting killed.
00:27:17.000Remember Ezra Levant had that Bible from the church where Muslims had gone and just shot up the church and there was a Bible with a bullet hole?
00:27:25.000And I'm so vain and lame, the first thing I thought when he showed me that was, could I have that?
00:29:33.000I'm shocked that we were able to fit that meat in the freezer.
00:29:36.000Every drawer in my house, you can't open it because there's just crap coming out of it.
00:29:41.000We've had that same fight about packed drawers and overstuffed things since we met.
00:29:48.000Whatever fight you have with your wife in the first year, just cryogenically freeze that because you're going to be regurgitating it for the rest of your life.
00:29:57.000That exact same, exactly the same fight.
00:29:59.000I'll go to open a drawer and there'll be like some fucking pile of markers and I'll go, God damn it!
00:30:05.000I'll go, why is there so much shit in this drawer?
00:36:58.000Obviously, you can't do it at a busy bar, and you can't do it when young people are out there parting their asses off.
00:37:04.000But when it's just like a couple guys in the day at a bar, yeah, you'll hook up YouTube to your, you hook up your phone to the TV, find YouTube.
00:38:03.000Although, obviously, Kids in Peril makes you cry in a movie, but I was watching I Am Jazz, and I'm usually very sensitive to children, but I was just like, this is cool.
00:40:34.000Also televised the possibility of needing tissue expanders to stretch out his scrotum in preparation for castration and penile deconstruction.
00:44:07.000I know guys that have been circumcised as adults for whatever reason, probably because their doctors are shitty and said it's the only solution.
00:44:16.000I was told I had to be circumcised when I was 20.
00:44:19.000Some girl ripped my fresnellum, jerking me off too hard.
00:44:22.000And he said, no, we got to cut it off.
00:44:24.000And I went, no, I'm not, I'm not going.
00:44:32.000So that's probably what happened to these guys.
00:44:33.000But anyway, one of the guys was telling me that they cut his foreskin off when he was like 25.
00:44:39.000He made a suit that was two couch cushions on either hip with a belt.
00:44:46.000He found like a super fat person belt.
00:44:49.000And he would wear that so that his penis, you couldn't possibly bump it or touch it.
00:44:54.000Or even sleeping if you rolled over, it would still be within the cushion zone and nothing could touch it or hurt it because it fucking killed for like six weeks.
00:45:03.000Actually, I know of a baseball dad who was circumcised.
00:45:17.000To have a sex change is to cut open Gigi Allen's head, his chest, turn it all inside out, stuff it around, then pull it with threads, touch the Christmas tree for good luck.
00:45:44.000And I wish Tommy had just asked her this one question: How is what you're going through different from body dysmorphia, wherein people think that they should be paraplegics or they should have their leg amputated because they feel born to be a crippled person, so they cut their fucking leg off?
00:46:07.000Because her argument sounds good in this interview.
00:46:13.000Government agents standing outside bathrooms looking at people's birth certificates or asking for a physical inspection feels to me very intrusive and the opposite of what I would assume the conservatives would want.
00:46:23.000I really wanted to hold her accountable for some of the language she's used because I'm pretty sure you describe transgender people as drag queens or sexual predators trying to get closer to their victims.
00:46:32.000You know, and I want to talk about that.
00:46:35.000There are individuals, sick individuals, that are going to take advantage of someone and then they're going to use the guise of being transgender to do it.
00:46:46.000And by the way, that is a common thing where when people are confronted with the risk of sexual predators going into bathrooms, the people on the side of the bathroom thing always go, there has never been a recorded case of this happening.
00:47:05.000Target decided they were going to have trans bathrooms, and they had 10 cases this year of people doing making indecent proposals in the bathroom.
00:49:04.000When people publish retractions in the newspaper, you go, yeah, everyone's, 99% of the people who are ever going to see this article have already saw it.
00:49:20.000Mainstream media, the medical community, and even lawmakers are not only complicit with, but actually celebrating the psychological, physical, and sexual trauma being inflicted on children.
00:49:35.000Gifted with her after effects, is she?
00:50:17.000But jazz had been exploited long before that show was on the air.
00:50:22.000Barbara Walters interviewed jazz at 11 years of age, inadvertently revealing the destructive ideology that puts healthy children on a path of permanent sterilization and an irreversible medically induced disorder of sex development.
00:50:37.000This ideology teaches that girl brains can exist in male bodies and that a child can be born a boy but become a girl.
00:54:02.000Yeah, she lost her job for that transphobic comment.
00:54:05.000I wanted it to be like a one and done procedure, and I've had two surgeries already, and this is going to be the third, but I'm accepting that.
00:56:14.000Wait, have you not seen the episode where I break it down frame by frame?
00:56:19.000Yeah, I've seen that, but then I thought I was going to post the same video that you were showing, but the one I tried to post showed him actually cutting somebody's balls open and stuff.
01:00:47.000Like, what are you hoping to gain from Queen?
01:00:49.000And he goes, to be quite honest with you, my real goal is to bring opera to the masses.
01:00:55.000And Sid Vicious thought that was ridiculous.
01:00:57.000So when they were in the same studio, he went, oh, Queen are here.
01:01:01.000I'm going to go ask him about that opera shot.
01:01:04.000And so he went to see, he went to Queen's studio, you know, without being invited, and said, hey, Freddie, how's bringing opera to the masses coming along?
01:03:13.000We were best pals in high school and college.
01:03:17.000And those guys just, after we graduated college, we were bike messengers in Montreal because that's the only job you can do in Montreal if you don't speak perfect French.
01:03:27.000And I don't know, man, those guys just got so far into weed that they kind of drifted away from me, like we had less in common.
01:03:34.000And it became a permanent rift in our friendship.
01:03:38.000I don't think I could have possibly changed that in a million years.
01:03:42.000What if I held a gun to their head and said, you have to stop smoking weed because I can't relate to you anymore?
01:03:46.000So let me just re gauge my advice there.
01:06:45.000So it's just like that whole thing of like they have a scene where it's like the kid, the Hispanic kid that's from here has an A on his report card and he tells his dad and his dad ask him about his report card.
01:06:59.000He breaks out the tequila and he wants takis and hot Cheetos and he starts dancing and screaming Mexican screams.
01:07:06.000And it's just so cringe and it's fucking embarrassing.
01:07:09.000You guys just need to check it out if you want your daily cancer.
01:10:41.000I was at a steakhouse, and this Armenian guy came in screaming about people parking at his, he owns a mechanic's garage next to the restaurant.
01:11:06.000And then the waiters grabbed him, grabbed him by the neck, and he was knocking over stuff, and they ripped him out of there, and they threw him away.
01:11:42.000This is the problem with a lot of these immigrants we bring in here.
01:11:44.000They come from places where corruption and lies is normal, and then we just assume they're like us and they don't have fake panic attacks at restaurants to encourage valet parking.
01:13:14.000I'm going to move past this because what I really wanted to tell you about is your theory about trans being mentally ill gays is spot on, except you got to go one step further.
01:13:24.000I know this is kind of controversial, but you have to check out this book called My Genes Made Me Do It by, I think his name's Brian Whitehead.
01:13:34.000He's a New Zealand scientist, went through 10,000 different scholarly articles and studies on homosexuality and same-sex attraction.
01:13:41.000And he's basically determined that sexuality, or at least sexual orientation, is mostly based off of nurture rather than nature.
01:13:56.000And there's a huge, a lot of the big correlation is people who are either molested when they're young, had a traumatic divorce, had something kind of weird happen where their male role models got ruined, people who have fathers who die in some cases.
01:15:32.000I mean, I guess if you're going with that argument, but I mean, there's the aspect of another thing they talk about in the book is effeminacy is another pointer to people being more likely to be gay.
01:15:42.000But there's lots of people who are very effeminate and they've never been pushed into being gay.
01:15:46.000My wife actually went to college with somebody who had like the lisp.
01:15:50.000He wanted to be a hairdresser, but he was totally straight as an arrow.
01:16:04.000But I think the point is that there's a lot more that's not being explored currently.
01:16:10.000I mean, even there was like a Harvard study that found recently, like six months ago, that found that environmental factors have a much higher amount relating or causing same-sex attraction than we'd expected.
01:19:25.000It's really interesting just going on the notion of sexualizing children.
01:19:32.000It says safe, supported, and inclusive on the side.
01:19:37.000We thought that this was just more of like a California thing or an East Coast thing, but yeah.
01:19:43.000It kind of relates to that last caller in that he's taking business in college and business has changed on a yearly basis, so he's learning ancient Chinese secrets.
01:19:54.000But with sexuality, yes, gay kids did get bullied in the 50s and 60s and even the 70s.
01:20:04.000And it would be nice for one of those gay kids back in 1972 to be in a rainbow bus where he wasn't a loser for once and people didn't want to beat the shit out of him.
01:20:15.000However, in 2020, the pendulum has swung the other way and now it's uncool to be straight.
01:20:23.000So to have drag queen story hour and rainbow buses, they're all totally redundant.
01:20:28.000They're talking about an America that died decades ago.
01:20:34.000And it just goes on the notion of, you know, I definitely think some people are definitely born gay, but, you know, how much of our culture, our societal culture is influencing people's sexuality.
01:20:50.000I mean, we just watched Jazz Jennings crying her eyes out in a wheelchair with lopsided tits, heading back to the hospital again because the giant bullet hole, the giant war wound, the giant grenade in her crotch isn't healing properly.
01:21:10.000How do you think, just as a parent, I don't have, my husband and I don't have kids yet, but just as a parent, because these are things I worry about as a future mother, but how do you think that we can combat or counteract these kinds of things?
01:21:24.000Of course, we want to make our children feel safe, but we don't need to sexualize young kids getting on a school bus in kindergarten.
01:21:32.000Well, Michelle Malkin said to me today that that ship has sailed, and the only thing you can do is homeschool because the progressive left has taken over the educational world entirely and they're brainwashing our kids.
01:21:46.000I don't have time for that, and I think homeschooling might hurt my relationship with my kids.
01:21:50.000So what I do is I try to deprogram them when they get home and just sort of unwind all the shit that gets stuffed in there because it is relentless.
01:22:00.000But I think the important thing as a parent is just to always be there for your kids, explaining that, you know, at church today when they said that a gun killed Martin Luther King, they weren't telling you the whole story.
01:22:11.000Martin Luther King loved guns, blah, blah, blah.
01:22:13.000You know, constantly updating them on the truth.
01:25:07.000It feels like that little area kind of feels like a big house, a big outdoor house where each store is like its own little apartment because all the streets are all small.
01:25:15.000Yeah, it is a little, it's almost like it's the East Village.
01:25:20.000But I should also say, while I'm giving advice, I'm talking about me 20 years ago, and I did dip my toes back in the water, as I told you, and it was the most embarrassing thing you could imagine.
01:25:32.000How do you get an alligator to not bite you when you dip your toes in the water?
01:25:36.000So I'm just sort of telling, like, imagine a geriatric who was in the MLB, who's like 90 now, and was like, I was throwing a fastball at 90 miles an hour was a slow day.
01:26:32.000Hey, so anyway, you were talking last week at CPAC, and you wanted to know who the little troll was that was walking around the little beret.
01:32:17.000But dude, I posted you dancing around the other night, fat ass, all winded like you smoke a pack a day, and I called it, I'm gay for Gavin.
01:37:36.000That's like when you have a parking app and you leave and you go to where you're going and you go, I'll just set up the parking when I get to my location.
01:37:43.000And then 10 minutes into your location, you realize, I forgot to set up parking.
01:40:16.000They're not worried about HR coming down on you.
01:40:18.000You made a workplace unsafe for gays or you made a workplace unsafe for fatties or people deaf in one ear.
01:40:24.000So then other people in the workforce go, that guy's fucking incompetent, but he never gets shit because he's fat and deaf and has a gay boyfriend.
01:43:27.000And then there's the hair balls, but it also has no sensation.
01:43:32.000Like a vagina, for a woman, it feels good to be stimulated on the inside.
01:43:36.000For a fake vagina, it's just like someone going like that to your shoulder with a dick.
01:43:40.000You're just like, stop fucking my shoulder.
01:43:43.000And I've also heard that the penis going in has to be the perfect size.
01:43:49.000If it's one millimeter too small, it's a wiener in a hallway.
01:43:52.000And then if it's one millimeter too big, then it's stretching because there's no play with these vaginas.
01:44:01.000Well, then, so why wouldn't you just cut your dick and balls off, sew it up, get a tattoo of a vagina, and get fucked in the ass like a regular gay person?
01:44:11.000That ridiculous thing you just said is actually much more rational than that crazy video.
01:44:18.000But why not just have a dick and balls?
01:45:07.000Gavin, hey, Gavin, from earlier in the show, the bass player for Dawkin, Jeff Piltson, is a much hotter woman than Jazz's mom will ever be.
01:45:17.000You know, when I made that joke, I thought, I wonder what the bass player of Dawkin looks like.
01:48:56.000I sound like I'm being sarcastic, but that's a really interesting question to bring up with him next show.
01:49:04.000Because I know his manager was his trainer, and he was a dude who was trying to get in with the mob, and he totally fucked over Larry and took basically all of his money.
01:49:15.000So he's Larry's well aware of corruption in boxing, and I assume there must have been some people who threw fights.
01:52:05.000So do you ever think it'll ever get that bad or but more of a realistic view in society where, you know, maybe even, you know, conservatives aren't allowed or even where there's complete segregation to places and, you know, even like signs out in places where conservatives aren't allowed to be there.
01:53:00.000But I think that after Trump's election, and he's definitely winning for another four years, the left is going to come back with a vengeance and they're going to want revenge.
01:53:09.000We've seen that the Bernie bros want to have gulags in re-education camps.
01:53:13.000So we better have an arc ready after Trump gets out because there's going to be a rain that comes down hard.
01:53:22.000And we better have something like censored.tv where we're not relying on their approval.
01:53:27.000Because even censored.tv has been banned in Britain by Virgin as far as providers go and in Australia and New Zealand.
01:56:42.000I like what you said a few weeks ago, too, when you were saying, I don't know what you were saying, but just basically saying gay people are boring.
01:56:52.000And then you said something that I've been saying ever since I came out, which is, you know, my sexuality and my personality are two separate things.
02:02:30.000And when you move into a house, obviously there's tons and tons of cardboard because you're unpacking all the furniture and all the IKEA cutlery and all that crap.
02:04:41.000I just want to let you know, dogs totally suck.
02:04:44.000You talked about this before, but I like to go out to the beach here, and every fucking time I do, there's some dog who just runs up on my shit, and then their person right behind them just yelling, oh my God, oh my God, I'm sorry.
02:10:35.000Well, I think the style he had, like, you know, the retro sunglasses retro glasses and the like Finch's clothing, that was like pre, you know, even before the Stokes came along and all that stuff.
02:12:02.000Let's call the report them to the Sharia hotline, get their license plate, and say, this woman was out driving without permission, and she was driving like a bitch, and I hereby give you permission to beat her with a stick no bigger than your thumb.
02:13:21.000I never had to use it, but I was reserving it for something huge, like running out into traffic or trying to drown your sister or something.
02:13:29.000I never had to bring out that nuclear weapon.
02:13:31.000But again, I don't have a problem with it politically or anything.
02:15:57.000And the Play Brothers just made it even that much more special.
02:16:00.000You know, I don't think that many of the scenes would have been able to be executed with the person that I had just met or was a little bit acquainted with.
02:16:07.000You know, there was a lot of unnecessary fighting that kind of bled into real life.
02:16:40.000There was definitely some aggressive moments on set.
02:16:42.000Yeah, I remember them like running lines with each other and they would just start fighting and I would be like, yo, Ed Berl, the cameraman.
02:18:11.000But they are acting really aggressive.
02:18:14.000Tucker was talking the other night about how them saying, we make 97% of your antibiotics.
02:18:20.000We could just withhold them if things get out of control.
02:18:23.000I mean, I think at the very least, we're learning that China is just as corrupt as we thought it was, and major political figures can talk like daily beast writers on a public forum.
02:18:40.000Yeah, and say he then said, we wish a few officials in the U.S. would at this time concentrate their energy on responding to the virus and promoting cooperation and not shifting the blame to China, right?
02:18:56.000Well, they're saying that we're, quote, immoral and irresponsible for worsening the pandemic.
02:19:03.000And there's one more thing where it's another veil threat.
02:19:08.000Like the communist newspaper, it's not communist newspaper, you know what it's called, whatever the newspaper is, it's the Communist Party backs.
02:19:14.000So they did that kind of veiled threat to us.