On this week's episode, the boys talk about the impending trial of the Proud Boys, and how they should have handled it differently. They also talk about a few other things, including the fact that it's Justin Trudeau's birthday, and that's a good thing.
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00:03:05.000But my first sentence was going to be, and make this the title of the show.
00:03:11.000I was awoken by the police this morning.
00:03:15.000The district attorney came by my house with two detectives, woke me up at 8.
00:03:20.000I hadn't even put my outfit together yet and shown off my new Louis Vuitton belt.
00:03:25.000When I was in D.C. doing the free speech thing, Milo, he said, you cannot wear that belt because I just have a cheap, shitty belt because I'm a man and we're cheap.
00:03:33.000And he gave me this Louis Vuitton belt.
00:04:18.000They wanted to talk about this imminent trial of the Proud Boys.
00:04:21.000I got to be tread really lightly here because I don't want to jeopardize their judgment by saying anything bad about the prosecution.
00:04:31.000But suffice to say, I think this is ridiculous that there was 10 of them.
00:04:38.000And I think about seven got away with community service.
00:04:41.000And they're really hammering hard on these last three who refuse to take a deal and want to go to trial because they're innocent because they were ambushed.
00:04:49.000And I think that one of the charges is like felony riot with several years in prison for beating up someone who ambushed you.
00:05:34.000The police made them hide in the venue so they didn't get attacked.
00:05:37.000People reporting on the homosexuals were beaten up.
00:05:40.000And then these homos, eventually the crowd was dispersed so the homosexuals could go home.
00:05:45.000And on the way home, these homos who were being escorted by cops, a group of homophobes had circled the block and then threw, they were throwing bottles of urine at the gays.
00:05:57.000And then they threw a bottle of urine at these, this group of gays.
00:05:59.000And the gays finally fought back and won.
00:06:02.000And when they went up to the homophobes, the police said, do you want to press charges on these gay guys?
00:06:08.000And they said, fuck you, pig, to the police, and then left.
00:06:14.000Should these gay men spend three years in prison?
00:06:18.000There would be t-shirts of them if they were gay.
00:06:21.000But of course, I didn't say anything to the DA because though I love cops, I'm not going to make it easy for someone who is trying to hurt my friends or me.
00:06:32.000So if any cop ever comes to your house, God bless his cotton socks, but you're not talking to him, don't talk to him.
00:07:20.000I would understand someone going to the cops if there was a dangerous person in their neighborhood because they don't want that person to hurt them or their family.
00:10:48.000Well, the problem is they keep updating these politically correct terms, and then someone spent a bunch of money building a brand with some old acronym, and it's like, I'm sticking with colored people.
00:12:16.000He'll destroy some myth that's in the mainstream news, and it gets so decimated, and the myth is so wrong that I just fear for the incurious majority that they won't be looking this up.
00:12:33.000Like he did this one on the pink tax, where some body waxing company who waxes women, they pretend to be feminists, right?
00:12:42.000It's run by dudes, and they say women are spending $1,431 more on the same shit than men every year.
00:15:50.000It's sort of like when you listen to Howard Stern and you go, I wonder what this person looks like.
00:15:54.000And then you Google them and you see the voice, the face of the voice you were just listening to and you go, yeah, that's about what I figured they look like.
00:17:18.000I remember I had some Russian car driver taking me from Fox News one day and he's like, we work so hard it's impossible to make money here.
00:17:26.000You know, they slave drive us here and I am working 12 hour shift, 13 hour shift.
00:17:32.000And I'm thinking, wait a minute, this, I know how much Fox News gets charged for this, and it's really expensive.
00:17:57.000Please, everyone on earth, watch 100% of his stuff.
00:18:01.000And hasn't been higher than 6.5% in the last 25 years.
00:18:06.000And according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, out of a workforce of roughly 150 million, only 316,000 workers in the United States have two full-time jobs.
00:18:37.000The vast majority of working Americans hold a single job, so talking about people working two and three jobs isn't going to connect with 95% of the workforce.
00:18:48.000Some Democrats want a marginal income.
00:20:31.000Women look so good when they just have a shirt on and nothing else, and they look ridiculous when they have jeans and no shirt.
00:20:38.000Conversely, men look ridiculous with just a shirt, but they look pretty good with like when they're a Florida man on the show Cops and he just has jeans on.
00:21:23.000Well, it sounds good on paper, I guess.
00:21:28.000It's like if you're trying to say that the economy is doing terrible and everybody has to have three jobs and work 80, 100 hours a week, then some people are going to fall for that and go, yeah, this economy is terrible.
00:21:43.000There's people out there that are working three jobs.
00:23:47.000It's bizarre to me that the president of the United States, who has all of this, he has access to government statistics and people who are experts in the field.
00:24:00.000And he's still saying, oh yeah, women don't, they make less than men, like by a lot.
00:24:06.000And then he goes, and you know, I don't know why Michelle has to pay, you know, more to dry clean a shirt than I do.
00:26:14.000And I remember when I first had kids, I saw a dad picking up his two girls from figure skating, and he's got all their frilly tutus with them and stuff.
00:26:23.000And I realized, wait a minute, men love their daughters.
00:26:46.000The guy who handed him the money is the guy who wrote the bit, by the way.
00:26:50.000Sorry to, my questions are really just me talking on a soapbox, but I wanted to ask you if we'll ever figure out what the motive is.
00:27:00.000When Obama said that, the Eco Bag app, did he know he was wrong and was knowingly saying an untruth because it's popular and it gets some votes?
00:27:11.000Or is he an imbecile who doesn't do any research?
00:27:15.000A little bit of A, a little bit of B. Really?
00:27:18.000Like, like AOC, does she really think that most Americans have three jobs?
00:27:30.000You know, when she goes to Jackson Heights or she goes to the Bronx and she sees all of these illegal immigrants who are working two and three jobs, probably not full-time jobs anyway.
00:27:44.000And they're working hard to A, feed their gigantic families and B, to send money back to their home countries.
00:27:52.000Of course, they need to make a lot of money.
00:27:54.000Of course, they're going to be working two and three jobs.
00:27:59.000But statistically, I guess that kind of falls under the gig economy if you're not paying taxes and you're not officially supposed to be here.
00:28:13.000But I guess my point is that she talks to people here in probably poor neighborhoods who are driving an Uber in a poor neighborhood and complaining that they're not making a lot of money.
00:28:26.000On the other hand, when I went to San Francisco back in October, all I did was ride Lyft and Uber and I kept asking, I said, how are you guys doing?
00:29:14.000I think that she I don't know if she's ignorant or not.
00:29:19.000I think that she, it's part of her bubble and also part of the talking points that like the Justice Democrats give her, like say this, do this.
00:29:26.000It might be one of those things that you just let yourself believe in, but you don't believe in it, like astrology.
00:29:32.000Women seem to love astrology, but I have a feeling if you did heroin with them or something was really important, like your son's going to be really sick if you follow this stupid thing.
00:29:42.000She'll go, oh yeah, yeah, that was bullshit.
00:29:44.000Or on heroin, she'd be like, oh, I don't really believe it.
00:30:04.000Well, I mean, Trump said at his rally last night that these four, the squad or the four horsewomen of the apocalypse, whatever you want to call them, that they don't have anything nice to say.
00:34:30.000I'm sure you feel the same way about eating pussy.
00:34:33.000But this poor bastard swallows his pride, and New Jersey Presbyterian minister accused of using oral sex to suck out men's evil during ritual exorcisms.
00:45:49.000I saw this video yesterday that was talking about a tattoo studio that discovered they had a proud boy working there, and they immediately fired him.
00:45:58.000And he said, I didn't know he was a proud boy.
00:50:43.000And what they do is for the greater good, they tell lies like people have three jobs or women make less than men for the same work or there's a pink tax.
00:50:56.000Women have to pay more for things that men get.
00:50:59.000The exact same thing will be blue and pink and the blue one's cheaper.
00:51:50.000It's like a suburb of Montreal, but it's all English, which is as weird as having a French suburb in your town.
00:51:56.000It's one of the last enclaves where you could be unilingual English in a totally French province where it's actually illegal to have English signs.
00:52:49.000So she goes there to prove a myth is false, and she gets abducted, is likely being raped right now, and will likely be killed because she wanted to prove a lie.
00:53:19.000She's so convinced that the Middle East is safe, Turkey, I think specifically, that she wears a wedding dress and hitchhikes to Turkey to show everyone, see, look, I'm not harmed.
00:53:34.000Not only did she get raped, but they burned her body and dismembered her, I believe.
00:53:41.000So when they discover her, they find remnants of the wedding dress.
00:53:43.000They find a singed torso that had been raped.
00:53:47.000Peppa Becca, you once say, and liberals always do this, they end up proving the exact thing they're trying to disprove.
00:54:54.000So sometimes these people come out of this experience more steadfast in their crazy beliefs if they don't get raped and killed first.
00:55:03.000There was a study done a couple years ago that said when people are confronted with data that contradicts their beliefs, they become more steadfast in their beliefs.
00:55:14.000Sort of like these death cults that say the world's going to end on August 29th.
00:55:48.000So your agenda involves concentration camps, ethnic cleansing.
00:55:53.000So half the country wants to have these giant factories where trans people are just like lining up and then falling off an assembly line into a vat of lava, like a Pink Floyd video.
00:56:05.000And she goes farther, I don't want to give you a platform and justify you.
00:56:09.000Why don't you first figure out if your theory is true or not?
00:56:48.000Lara Logan sees Muslims in Egypt, and she thinks that everyone's the same, and there's no such thing as a shithole, and the West is not the best.
00:56:56.000She doesn't want to get fired by being a Western chauvinist.
00:57:00.000So she goes to this riot, and these boomer journalists, when they see a riot, they think of like the flower going in the gun.
00:57:09.000They think, oh, these are my fellow revolutionaries fighting for justice and freedom.
00:57:13.000It hasn't occurred to her that Muslim culture is totally different.
00:57:18.000And I heard an interesting theory once that said when they see blondes, these guys who are used to seeing women in burqas, the only time they've seen a blonde is in porn, which they consume on a minutely basis.
00:57:28.000So they go, oh, here's this horror that I was just watching on TV.
00:57:32.000They love getting slapped around and raped and abused because I saw it on porn.
00:57:37.000But when you have your blonde hair there, porn or no porn, it sends a message to these guys that you're up for it.
00:57:44.000Like Pippa Becca with her wedding dress going, hi.
00:57:48.000The Muslims that she met went, oh, you're into being raped and killed?
01:00:23.000Hey, 60 Minutes employees, watch 60 Minutes occasionally and see what happens.
01:00:27.000There's some good information on that.
01:00:30.000Might want to get high on the old supply.
01:00:31.000So now you say, well, what are you saying, Gavin, that you shouldn't report on things?
01:00:35.000You shouldn't go to a refugee camp in Sweden.
01:00:38.000Well, you can if you're Tommy Robinson.
01:00:40.000Tommy Robinson heard about this tent city in Italy where they had just taken over a huge portion of the town and they were defecating on the ground and getting violent and mugging people and the police had just made it a no-go zone.
01:00:50.000They just handed it over to the refugees.
01:00:52.000So Tommy Robinson went to check it out and he got attacked.
01:00:55.000Now, Tommy Robinson can handle himself, as you'll see in this clip.
01:03:56.000You see interviews with him when he came out and he keeps talking about he's bitching about the Taliban and the extreme ignorance and stupidity of our captors and how they don't represent Islam, still defending Islam.
01:04:47.000In the beginning, his kidnappers just wanted money, he said, believing the U.S. government would pay quickly, especially because his American wife, Caitlin, was pregnant.
01:04:56.000The very first time that they came in to interrogate me and they said, Who do we contact that will pay for you?
01:06:04.000Let his immune system build up a little bit.
01:06:08.000Later, the captors used his family as political leverage, making demands, moving them 23 times between huts, dungeons, and abandoned hoses on both sides of the Afghan-Pakistan border.
01:06:21.000And as he revealed on Friday, exacting their brutal will.
01:06:25.000The stupidity and evil of author authorizing the murder of my infant daughter, Martyr Boyle.
01:06:33.000and the stupidity and evil of the subsequent rape of my wife.
01:09:58.000Kayla and Rachel are different categories.
01:10:02.000They didn't go there to prove that people are good.
01:10:04.000They went there to fight and they're not equipped.
01:10:07.000So Rachel Corey, it shouldn't matter how you feel about Israel to be angered by this story.
01:10:12.000She goes there because I guess in the settlements, the Jews in Israel were taking over Palestinian territory or what the Palestinians believed was their territory.
01:11:01.000You literally jumped into the middle of a war with some scarves on and cargo shorts and your Teva hiking boots and said, I will not tolerate this.
01:11:13.000She had the same kind of verbiage as this Kayla Mueller.
01:12:11.000Don't go there to report if you're not fully equipped.
01:12:14.000This is yet again another pretty little blonde girl, and she gets kidnapped, and they have to fly in, what was it, Navy SEALs, green berets?
01:12:23.000They fly over Somalia and jump from the plane and then go rescue her.
01:15:00.000And if you show up late to a job interview or you puke or you faint or you use a racial epithet, you're not getting the job.
01:15:09.000So similarly, if you show up and she's ready to go on a first date, which happens, especially in these slutty times, you don't want to blow it.
01:23:19.000I heard a beeping sound, but I don't hear anything.
01:23:21.000He hears a beeping sound, but he doesn't hear anything because you didn't test it before we went live because you were totally confident that it would rock.
01:24:31.000But we had a Skype that our audio was going to another human being, and now these human beings are on the same platform, but they cannot hear us, and nothing has changed.
01:25:27.000I want you to be paralyzed for the rest of your life and have to have some government program, because you don't have any money, come here and wipe your butt and use wet wipes to clean your sores.
01:26:07.000They come in bean form, so we had to buy one of those grinders.
01:26:10.000Before we had that grinder, Ryan would take a table leg and just manually crunch the beans in a piece of paper because he's a cave person.
01:26:19.000And I said, these things, these coffee grinders are $10, dude.
01:26:23.000He didn't know that, so I had to buy a coffee grinder.
01:26:26.000But we do, and we drink this delicious coffee.
01:26:28.000You'll notice that it's gone because we consume it the second we get to work.
01:26:32.000It also, if you have too much of it and you don't have lunch and you're in a hot studio, it can make you a little bit angry.
01:26:39.000So make sure you eat a nice breakfast with it and you're in a normal temperature zone.
01:26:43.000If you're in an unfortunate situation where you had tons of coffee, you didn't eat lunch, the studio that you're in is maybe 90 degrees, and you're ensconced in incompetence where some arrogant millennial refuses to try something because he's so confident, and then exactly what you predicted would happen happens.
01:27:03.000If you're in a situation like that, I'd understand you having fantasies about permanently crippling the person.
01:27:09.000I'd understand you punching your desk so hard that you break your hand.
01:27:13.000All of that would be perfectly reasonable.
01:27:42.000Why don't I tell you the story about how I discovered Tom Green?
01:27:44.000We were just watching Tom Green tell a story about being on the Celebrity Apprentice.
01:27:50.000And I remembered that I discovered him.
01:27:52.000Now, I had nothing to do with his success.
01:27:54.000You know, when you come up with an idea and someone else does it, you still invented that thing.
01:27:59.000It's just someone else did it too and better.
01:28:02.000So I must have been about 19, 1989, and I was in my car listening to the local college radio station, CKCU, which, by the way, was created by Dan Aykroyd.
01:28:36.000Now with the future technology, we have call-in shows that don't work because someone doesn't feel the need to test them out and is confident they're going to totally rock.
01:28:47.000That person also has to reboot his computer twice now.
01:28:50.000That is what we get for not having Fios.
01:33:15.000And the thing that drives me nuts, too, is the top brass seems to totally abuse the grunts and throw them under the bus at the slightest risk of embarrassment.
01:33:24.000And you go, I understand that if it's like America's got talent and it's not very important what they're doing and you want the best singers and the spice girls or whatever.
01:33:33.000But we're talking about guys that you're telling to go die.
01:33:37.000So you want this guy to die for your command.
01:33:39.000Yet if you need anything from him, you're just like, man, fuck you.
01:34:00.000I saw someone subreddit that they were talking about Rogan part three, and I don't know if that's going to happen or not, but if not, do you hold it against them?
01:37:28.000And now with this Me Too Thing where you know Aziz Ansari has sex that a woman decides wasn't fun weeks later, now that's rape.
01:37:37.000I mean, they've totally diluted the word rape to nothing, so they ruined sex, they ruined music.
01:37:43.000Now, if you think it's okay that Trump rounds up criminals, remember like that gang dream machine, that band dream machine, they lost their entire career because the immigrant keyboardist said, yeah, I'm kind of glad he's rounding up MS-13.
01:40:02.000I've heard this new Graves guy's politics are pretty cool, and he likes Trump, so I'd probably like him better than Danzig, who here is a complete dick.
01:40:54.000Like when you think of punk, American punk, and there's very little of it, by the way, you think of the dead Kennedys, maybe the dead boys, and then the rest, bad brains and all that.
01:44:14.000Hello, I've been a long time listener to your show and watching your new site.
01:44:17.000Last episode, where you were talking about the clip of that woman freaking out because her boyfriend had wasted her time really made me feel some type of way, especially listening to Ryan being stupid.
01:44:27.000Listening to Ryan talk about that made me more furious than I've been in a while, which is saying a lot.
01:44:34.000Perhaps it's because I'm pregnant right now and everything makes me angry, but how dense can you be?
01:44:40.000If you're older than 25, why are you dating someone you can't see yourself marrying?
01:44:47.000In my opinion, if you date someone for a couple of months and you don't see it going anywhere and she's over 25, get the fuck out and don't waste her time or yours, especially if you know that she ultimately wants to get married and have kids.
01:45:00.000Also, who cares about the description on that video?
01:45:04.000Oh, she has serious mental health issues?
01:45:07.000Well, pal, those don't just pop out of nowhere.
01:45:12.000I'd imagine that if that is true, then any serious mental illness would be one she's dealt with for some time.
01:45:19.000And I'd imagine it wasn't just some surprise that he'd be dating her for 11 months and suddenly she's fucking crazy.
01:45:25.000Listening to Ryan try to defend this made me roll my eyes so far into the back of my skull.
01:45:30.000That dude sucks for wasting her time, especially since he admits that they've been having serious talks of marriage.
01:45:37.000Being pregnant now and being married, I fucking thank my lucky stars every day that I found someone to start a family with.
01:45:44.000Because when I think about being in this woman's position, I cannot imagine the soul-crushing sadness and rage I'd feel knowing I wasted the prime of my adulthood on some douchebag who decided after talking about getting married that he didn't want to anymore because, well, you gave me an ultimatum.
01:46:00.000I normally love you both, but Ryan sucked this episode and made me mad.
01:46:05.000And you should throw something at him for being the worst.
01:50:59.000I could be wearing a snowmobile suit in July, sweating my ass off, drinking hot vodka, and just with those gloves with the finger that you could use your iPhone with.
01:52:11.000Now, you go to a wedding, and the dance floor has high-heeled shoes on it for maybe a third of one song.
01:52:19.000And then it's just bare toes everywhere.
01:52:23.000And it looks so stupid to have this beautiful Academy Awards dress, and then just their toes are on the dance floor all twisting, and then they get black dirt on the bottom.
01:52:32.000Remember that we saw that woman at the train station the other day?
01:52:35.000And she takes two steps, she gets out of her Uber, comes down the stairs, and then stops and takes off her shoes.
01:52:41.000And they weren't even normal high heels.
01:52:49.000But you always see them, too, drunk, not just leaving a wedding, but walking around in bars with their shoes in their hand, their dirty feet, walking in the dog shit and syringes and glass.
01:54:51.000Yeah, he had the grand poop of the KKK, he had him, gave him a bunch of cards, and they said like Eskimo, black person, gay, Jew, and he had to order them in levels of disgustingness.
01:55:05.000So like gays were above mulattoes, I think.
01:55:08.000And he had a whole, and it was a great way to lampoon the idiocy of racism.
01:55:31.000You know what he said about Alex Jones?
01:55:33.000He goes, well, free speech doesn't include hate speech and it doesn't include no consequences.
01:55:38.000And he threw Alex Jones under the bus.
01:55:39.000This is a guy who had been fined by the FCC probably to the tune of millions.
01:55:44.000He was regularly paying $100,000, $200,000 fines for the things he said.
01:55:49.000And then because Alex Jones had an unfortunate guest, made a dumb mistake seven years ago about Sandy Hook, he should not have a platform is what Howard Stern said.
01:56:02.000You know, the only thing worse than things going to shit is seeing people stand by and watch it all go to shit and going, good, hey, better you than me.
01:56:11.000Fuck you, Howard Stern, you pussy cuck hypocrite.
01:56:52.000You know, early on, you guys, you know, I was pretty much red pilled by Gavin a few years back, but now the left is so radical that we can kind of just kick back in our lazy boys a little bit and let the left red pill everybody with their radical ideologies.
01:57:32.000You know, I'm reminded of Johnny Rotten from the Sex Pistols.
01:57:35.000He was talking about Princess Diana, and he said, everything we did to mock the monarchy with God bless the queen and all that, God save the queen, he goes, Princess Diana did so much better at smashing the monarchy than we did.
01:57:49.000And I feel the same way with these four horsewomen of the apocalypse.
01:57:52.000They're doing such a good job of destroying the DNC.
01:58:21.000I also kicked him out for being inappropriate with a masseuse, which isn't mentioned.
01:58:26.000And so I know that people are seeing that and believing it.
01:58:28.000So they've resorted to total and utter lies.
01:58:31.000And I just don't like that, especially with women, I'm afraid to say, they catch like this whole lie that he said, these immigrant congresswomen need to go back where they came from.
02:01:56.000And the most of the suffering will happen when you're asleep.
02:01:58.000You'll probably wake up with the hires, the horrors, the terrors, and you'll think all these horrible things.
02:02:04.000You'll see your family members dying and you'll think about getting sued to death and being arrested and going to prison for something you didn't do.
02:03:02.000Yeah, and basically, oh, because I was studying there and I really liked it.
02:03:07.000Because if you are basically not a retard, like you don't become friends with people, you wouldn't be friends in your country, then everything is fine.
02:03:16.000Where in the Middle East are we talking?