Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 17, 2020


GOML LIVE #43 | CAR SHOW


Episode Stats

Length

37 minutes

Words per Minute

169.85878

Word Count

6,415

Sentence Count

600

Misogynist Sentences

22

Hate Speech Sentences

23


Summary

On this episode of Get Off My Lawn, the boys talk about the recent beef between Ice T and Danny DiDiablo of The Trapped, and what it means for the future of the band. They also talk about their first live show in New York City, and the craziness that is GML Live in the Big Apple. And of course, they talk about some other stuff too. Get off my lawn! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. Please do not use this music in any way without permission. We do not own the rights to any music used on this episode. This episode was produced and edited by Riley Bray. The opinions expressed are our own and do not necessarily those of our record labels, labels, record labels or record labels. If you have a dilemma, please reach out to one of the hosts at gimlet@whatiwatchedtonight.co/getoffmylawn and we'll try our best to solve it. Thank you for listening and supporting the podcast. Got a question or suggestion? Call us on 1-800-273-8255 and we ll get back to you in the next episode. Thank you! Thanks for listening, bye! -Jon! Jon & Matt Mike & Matt. Cheers, Kristy - Evan & Ryan Evan & Gavin Jon Tim Chad Jake Ben Jack Andrew Michael Daniel James Adam Brian Patrick Brett Joe Chris John Sam Matthew Brad David Tom Will Julian Justin Jordan Shane Kevin Peter Alex Sarah Christian Jared Dylan Matt Mike Conor Jacob Dan Can Josh Thanks to: Chet Nick Is it? Brandon Paul Keddy Johnny , Austin Jeff and & Mark Thank You BOB And Cody ( ) We hope you like it!


Transcript

00:00:32.000 Yo, what's up?
00:00:33.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:00:39.000 Before we start the show, I just want to give a shout out to DMS, Danny Diablo.
00:00:45.000 I just read on the way up the stairs that some dude from The Trapped, not the Ottawa punk band, but some other metalcore band, has just started beef with Danny Diablo of DMS.
00:01:00.000 That's fucking dumb.
00:01:05.000 This is what's so funny about Twitter.
00:01:06.000 You're just shitting on Ryan, shitting on Gavin, then you shit on Danny fucking Diablo.
00:01:11.000 Who, I'm nervous right now saying that he's not someone to fuck with.
00:01:16.000 It's sort of like Chuck Zito.
00:01:18.000 Like everyone who respects him, you go, Chuck Zito, you... Hey, do you respect Chuck Zito?
00:01:22.000 And people go, yeah, yeah, I do.
00:01:25.000 I don't want any trouble.
00:01:28.000 You fucking dummies.
00:01:30.000 You picked a fight with him?
00:01:32.000 Honestly, the dude from The Trapped should just leave the country.
00:01:35.000 That's what I would do.
00:01:36.000 If you start a war with Danny Diablo, I think it's smart just to get a passport, move to like Turkey, and teach English.
00:01:45.000 Everyone needs an English teacher.
00:01:47.000 Everyone, I mean, in this shithole country.
00:01:49.000 Alright, before we get started, Bubba and Hank's 100% veteran owned and operated Wagyu Beef Farm.
00:01:58.000 They shipped me a crate of stuff two weeks ago.
00:02:00.000 I'm slowly making my way through it.
00:02:02.000 It's unbelievable.
00:02:04.000 It's so good.
00:02:05.000 Wagyu fillet, wagyu T-bone, wagyu chuck, wagyu ribeye, wagyu ground beef.
00:02:10.000 The ground beef I made into burgers and it changed my entire family's life.
00:02:14.000 We can't have normal burgers again.
00:02:16.000 And what we're gonna do after we go behind the paywall in half an hour, we're going to be giving away $50 of stuff.
00:02:25.000 Tonight I'm giving callers one and two each.
00:02:27.000 Oh, I didn't even know this.
00:02:29.000 Free $50 gift cards to Bubba and Hanks.
00:02:31.000 And it arrives in this styrofoam thing, frozen.
00:02:34.000 You thaw it out in the fridge.
00:02:36.000 Don't just thaw it out, you know, on the counter or do something stupid like thaw it out in the microwave.
00:02:40.000 Thaw it out in the fridge slowly.
00:02:42.000 Throw it on and proceed to die.
00:02:45.000 You'll die a death more sweet than the cows.
00:02:48.000 Cows.
00:02:49.000 Um... So support veteran-owned business.
00:02:54.000 Alright, uh...
00:02:57.000 This is what, day four of Party Week?
00:03:00.000 Monday we did it back in the burbs, and then we moved our offices back to Manhattan.
00:03:05.000 We moved the TriCaster and all the lighting and everything, the soundboard, back to Manhattan on Tuesday.
00:03:11.000 Tuesday we did the show, and this is our first GML Live in Manhattan.
00:03:18.000 And I gotta say, a little bit different than the day.
00:03:20.000 We've been shooting in the day, and there's no parking still.
00:03:24.000 Which is weird.
00:03:25.000 Park in a parking garage, but I got parking tonight.
00:03:27.000 And dude, I drove by Penn Station trying to get those beers.
00:03:30.000 God, every time I say beers, I turn into a Canadian.
00:03:34.000 Beers?
00:03:34.000 Beers.
00:03:35.000 These fucking beers.
00:03:38.000 And Penn Station is unique.
00:03:41.000 Maybe because some people are still coming in from Grand Central, I guess, from like Long Island.
00:03:47.000 And no, Long Island is Penn Station.
00:03:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:50.000 Oh, I know why.
00:03:50.000 Because the only people in town are construction people.
00:03:52.000 And they leave at 3 PM.
00:03:55.000 So Penn Station is Dawn of the Dead.
00:03:59.000 I dare you to go there right now and just wander around.
00:04:04.000 You will get AIDS on your eyeballs.
00:04:07.000 What is the Danny Diablo trapped thing?
00:04:09.000 T-R-A-P-T?
00:04:10.000 And why are you looking at our own site and not looking up that?
00:04:15.000 I'm gonna count your... the things you do weird.
00:04:18.000 Not wrong, because you're no longer wrong.
00:04:22.000 Trap tries to take on Danny Diablo after he sides with Ice-T and Twitter Beef.
00:04:26.000 Look at the guys on the right, and look at the guy on the left.
00:04:30.000 What are you thinking, dudes?
00:04:32.000 I remember there was this guy, David, who spelled his name D-V-I-D.
00:04:36.000 David without the A. And he just kept fucking with Danny, Lord Ezak, again and again and again, and I don't want to incriminate anyone legally, but it ended up real bad.
00:04:48.000 Real bad.
00:04:50.000 Any his, um... Yeah, I got, uh...
00:04:57.000 We don't talk about coronavirus on this show anymore.
00:05:00.000 I don't know anything about it.
00:05:01.000 We've given up.
00:05:02.000 We don't wear masks.
00:05:03.000 We hang around.
00:05:04.000 We've officially thrown in the towel.
00:05:07.000 I think this thing has a shelf life, and it doesn't really matter what you do.
00:05:12.000 40 days from the beginning, it peaks.
00:05:14.000 70 days after, it's done.
00:05:14.000 I did your little game.
00:05:17.000 I stayed at home.
00:05:18.000 I'm done.
00:05:19.000 My wife still won't let the kids have playdates, but I'll convince her soon enough.
00:05:26.000 I don't believe it.
00:05:27.000 I wear the mask for everybody else to not look at me like I'm a butthole.
00:05:31.000 Well, it's funny, because when I was getting the beer, the guy at the beer store said, uh, sir, do you have to wear a mask?
00:05:37.000 And I was like, OK, next time.
00:05:38.000 But then when I was outside, everyone had a mask, the three people there.
00:05:43.000 And I thought, what if some dude was like, hey, man, where's your mask?
00:05:46.000 Now, my first instinct with that kind of thing is, fuck you.
00:05:49.000 And if it was like I was on a bicycle, and the guy said, where's your helmet?
00:05:52.000 I'd go, thanks, dad.
00:05:54.000 Safety first, or something like that.
00:05:56.000 But this is different.
00:05:58.000 You cannot shop here.
00:06:00.000 It's almost religious.
00:06:01.000 It's almost like, okay, I'm an atheist when it comes to Corona, but you believe in it.
00:06:06.000 Here we are talking about Corona.
00:06:07.000 Okay, more important things.
00:06:08.000 Today is the cars episode.
00:06:10.000 I am in the market for a new car, which I don't think I am anymore because the prices are going up on a regular basis.
00:06:17.000 I am never going to financially recover from this.
00:06:20.000 And he never did.
00:06:22.000 But I'm so frustrated by the way they look.
00:06:25.000 Look up any car right now.
00:06:27.000 Look up 2020 Jaguar, which Jaguar used to be the most beautiful car in the world.
00:06:33.000 In fact, I remember when I was a kid, my dad would always say, no, uh, marketing's very effective, effective.
00:06:39.000 You know, I don't believe in cars.
00:06:40.000 I don't, I don't, I couldn't care less about a car, but I want a Jaguar.
00:06:44.000 And he was saying this by the way, when I was a kid.
00:06:46.000 So like 1980, they were beautiful back then, but look at these.
00:06:49.000 Okay.
00:06:50.000 Of course.
00:06:51.000 Yeah.
00:06:53.000 That looks pretty cool, actually.
00:06:54.000 Yeah, the rear of it looks cool, but then the front of it looks like a frickin' Hyundai.
00:06:57.000 Keep going, keep going.
00:07:00.000 Okay, those look pretty nice.
00:07:01.000 It's like a stiletto.
00:07:02.000 They seem to have fixed the problem.
00:07:04.000 Yeah, but the front of this is a little too... well, it's Porsche.
00:07:08.000 It's still kind of nice.
00:07:09.000 Porsche?
00:07:10.000 Wow, those look really beautiful.
00:07:11.000 This is not helping my point.
00:07:13.000 It's still pretty sick, but... The last time I looked up Jaguars, they were... Yeah, there we go.
00:07:17.000 Look at that blue one.
00:07:18.000 Yeah, that's a piece of... That's a Jaguar!
00:07:20.000 Like, when you dump your wife because you won the lottery, which is why all people fall out of love, and you get a trophy wife, you can't be seen in that blue fucking secretary car.
00:07:30.000 You don't like a car that has the front of a Volvo and the body of a Subaru?
00:07:33.000 What is that?
00:07:35.000 I can't even tell.
00:07:36.000 When I'm on the highway and I see a Porsche SUV, which should be an oxymoron, you see a Porsche SUV and you go, well, this must be the coolest looking SUV ever.
00:07:44.000 No.
00:07:44.000 It looks like every other, it looks like a minivan.
00:07:48.000 There, now we're getting stinky.
00:07:49.000 All right, that's pretty cool.
00:07:51.000 This is not helping my point.
00:07:53.000 From now on, I'm going to research and make sure I have the fake news visuals.
00:07:57.000 OK, look up the Porsche SUV.
00:08:01.000 And don't name the year, because it appears that everyone's been listening to me ranting for the past two years.
00:08:06.000 Yeah, that's a Porsche?
00:08:09.000 You're driving in a Porsche?
00:08:10.000 Go down a bit.
00:08:13.000 Cars are especially bad when they're blue.
00:08:16.000 Like light blue.
00:08:17.000 I have a light blue car.
00:08:20.000 Fuck you.
00:08:21.000 Blue shoes piss me off, but I see the blue car.
00:08:24.000 I hate those blue shoes that are like dress shoes, but they'll be blue suede with a white sole It's like these are not your grandfather's dress shoes Yeah, I'm reinventing the wheel with this shit bitch.
00:08:38.000 So anyway we have
00:08:40.000 Chris Stevens from Eurotech Classics.
00:08:42.000 You may remember him from the show Garage Rehab.
00:08:48.000 I'm really into car shows and I don't know anything about cars but there's like two genres and there's the Richard, what's his name, Stevenson something?
00:08:57.000 And he doesn't dress so bad.
00:08:59.000 And he does, he does, he's monkey garage and the more normal shows.
00:09:03.000 But then there's these other shows like car rehab and fucking, uh, uh, I can't remember them now.
00:09:11.000 Well, garage rehab is, is, was Chris's show.
00:09:14.000 Yes, but there's counting cars with this dude like Horny Mike who has horns on his bandana and they have these beards that come down to here with like a ponytail on it.
00:09:24.000 We should do a whole, let's have Chris as a regular guest and do a whole show on what the fuck are you dressed as?
00:09:31.000 And when you think of mechanics from coast to coast, top to bottom, how many of them have a balding mohawk?
00:09:40.000 Look at that thing.
00:09:41.000 That thing has five receding hairlines.
00:09:43.000 The pug was invented as a way of saying, you're not allowed to be into this after 22.
00:09:48.000 It's for the youth.
00:09:50.000 And we put in certain stop gaps, such as you can't have a Mohawk if you're balding, but not car guys in LA and Nevada.
00:09:58.000 They're like, oh yeah, check this out.
00:10:01.000 Oh, their facial hair were like, zoop, zoop, zoop.
00:10:05.000 What are you doing?
00:10:06.000 That's just like, um, 15 comb-overs standing straight up.
00:10:10.000 What does the car guy in Wisconsin, northern Wisconsin, think when he sees these shows?
00:10:17.000 Anyway, so we'll talk to Chris about the death of cars.
00:10:20.000 I blame women, of course.
00:10:21.000 Like, I blame, uh, I blame them for everything.
00:10:25.000 Um, but I also think environmentalism might be a factor.
00:10:29.000 Where they go, make it look like shit and it's better for the environment.
00:10:32.000 Or make it look like shit so it crumples like aluminum foil.
00:10:36.000 Or make it, it doesn't have to be fast.
00:10:38.000 There he is, looking particularly greasy.
00:10:43.000 So we'll get to him in about 10 minutes.
00:10:46.000 Can you get him ready?
00:10:48.000 I'm waiting on Skype, but not right this second because he's not going to stay on hold.
00:10:53.000 Yeah, we've been messaging.
00:10:54.000 Sure, sure.
00:10:55.000 Sound, sound, sound.
00:10:58.000 Also in the news, when I left the house this evening and went to pick up Ryan, who's dressed as what, a caretaker?
00:11:07.000 Like Q from James Bond.
00:11:10.000 After James Bond died and you're arranging his funeral?
00:11:15.000 You look like you're in that HBO show Six Feet Under.
00:11:17.000 Except Asians died.
00:11:22.000 I wish you worked at a funeral home, but as a client.
00:11:29.000 Oh, speaking of, okay, so we'll get to that.
00:11:31.000 So, Forrest Gump, I was just watching that as I was, you know, grabbing my glasses and heading, grabbing my car keys.
00:11:39.000 That movie, I forgot, I haven't seen it in years.
00:11:42.000 The very beginning of the movie, Forrest Gump can't get into school because he's retarded, so his mother offers to fuck the principal.
00:11:50.000 The principal obliges, and then Forrest sits on the porch as he hears, uh, uh, uh, uh, as the principal fucks his mom.
00:12:02.000 And my kids are there.
00:12:03.000 I forgot that it's a porn.
00:12:06.000 And then as the principal walks away, he goes, boy, your mommy sure wants you to get into this school, Forrest.
00:12:12.000 And then as he walks away, Forrest goes, who's retarded, goes, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
00:12:18.000 I mean, the guy just gives him, like, a mean look.
00:12:20.000 Like, he gives the kid a gross look as if he's the dirtbag.
00:12:23.000 And also, you know exactly what you're gonna get with the box of chocolates?
00:12:27.000 Because there's a fucking chart in the box!
00:12:30.000 It says cherry surprise!
00:12:33.000 No surprise is the cherry surprise!
00:12:36.000 It says nougat!
00:12:39.000 It has everything listed!
00:12:41.000 And you lost the piece of paper?
00:12:43.000 Okay.
00:12:44.000 You have a very unusual box of chocolates.
00:12:47.000 People tend to not lose.
00:12:51.000 I'm turning into that fucking guy we were cringing at earlier.
00:12:54.000 Oh.
00:12:54.000 Can I tell you something?
00:12:56.000 That's too good.
00:12:59.000 You don't lose the piece of paper when you get a box of chocolates.
00:13:05.000 Let's see here.
00:13:07.000 Oh yeah, so dinosaurs come in different sizes.
00:13:12.000 There's really big ones, and there's smaller ones.
00:13:17.000 There's also medium sizes.
00:13:19.000 I gotta get a beer, I'm gonna throw up.
00:13:22.000 Excuse me, can you and your friend stop laughing at me?
00:13:26.000 I'm trying to do a presentation here.
00:13:31.000 Anyways, so, yeah.
00:13:34.000 There's also herbivores, where they only eat vegetables.
00:13:39.000 And there's carnivores, where they only eat meat.
00:13:43.000 Check out the other one.
00:13:46.000 Check out the other one.
00:13:47.000 It's even more painful because he includes his toes.
00:13:52.000 I'm becoming like a cringe.
00:13:55.000 I'm becoming the Lemmy of cringe.
00:13:57.000 Like I want it turned up to 11.
00:14:02.000 Oh, hi there.
00:14:06.000 My name's Charmander and I recently learned a new trick.
00:14:13.000 Toes and the growling?
00:14:17.000 I can turn myself into a wolf.
00:14:20.000 Can I show you?
00:14:21.000 I don't know what's happening.
00:14:24.000 Yay!
00:14:25.000 Oh my god!
00:14:26.000 Where is his father?
00:14:28.000 Or should I say wolf with me here?
00:14:30.000 Or his brother!
00:14:32.000 Or even his sister!
00:14:32.000 Okay, one second.
00:14:33.000 Your sister should beat you up for this.
00:14:41.000 That's a wolf.
00:14:43.000 That's... I feel like Liam Neeson at the end of that movie.
00:14:47.000 Taken?
00:14:49.000 Yeah, Ryan.
00:14:50.000 Taken.
00:14:50.000 Not the movie where he's being chased by wolves the entire time.
00:14:56.000 Like do his friends like this?
00:14:58.000 Andrew Curtis.
00:15:04.000 How about that, eh?
00:15:06.000 You know when you work out, and then you have a shower, but you're still kind of buzzing after the shower, and you're almost sweating after the- Yes.
00:15:13.000 Even though you watched- That's how I feel after that.
00:15:16.000 I think he's inspired by Kingdom Hearts or something.
00:15:19.000 I don't know what that is.
00:15:20.000 But whatever that is, it's for two-year-olds.
00:15:23.000 I guess.
00:15:23.000 Like, that's Teletubby level.
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00:15:31.000 Teletubby?
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00:16:49.000 Okay, we're not even getting close to the news here.
00:16:55.000 I had a
00:16:57.000 Brilliant idea for an invention.
00:16:59.000 And again, we've had entire episodes dedicated to inventions.
00:17:02.000 They're all free.
00:17:03.000 Go nuts.
00:17:05.000 But how about this idea?
00:17:06.000 You ready for this?
00:17:08.000 You know how you go... With Don Draper on Mad Men, I remember he was drinking bourbon and he goes, cut me off after two.
00:17:16.000 You really just want two, maybe three drinks, right?
00:17:19.000 And you shouldn't start drinking bourbon until maybe eight o'clock at night.
00:17:23.000 Maybe seven.
00:17:25.000 If you can stick to beer,
00:17:28.000 Then, uh, you know, you can have fucking a hundred beers.
00:17:30.000 They don't do anything.
00:17:32.000 But the problem with bourbon is the next day is polluted.
00:17:34.000 You know, when we partied Saturday night, you know, when I fully recovered?
00:17:39.000 When?
00:17:39.000 It was Sunday night.
00:17:41.000 Sunday night.
00:17:41.000 Sorry.
00:17:42.000 Thursday.
00:17:43.000 That's today.
00:17:43.000 Monday was AIDS.
00:17:45.000 Tuesday was hell.
00:17:48.000 Wednesday was just being 150 years old.
00:17:51.000 And then this morning I woke up and I was kind of a human.
00:17:55.000 Oh, and you know what I did today?
00:17:56.000 I tried my wife's Peloton.
00:17:58.000 How's that for gay?
00:18:01.000 I felt ugly.
00:18:01.000 I felt gay.
00:18:04.000 Dude, it is brutal.
00:18:06.000 It's really, really hard.
00:18:09.000 And you feel like, at one point my heart was going so fast I was worried about my safety.
00:18:13.000 I was worried I was going to have a heart attack and die.
00:18:14.000 My kids would have no father.
00:18:16.000 I was fantasizing about jumping off and lying on the ground most of the time.
00:18:20.000 And even the, there's an arm workout section with my little, my wife's little girly weights where you're going like this and doing this stuff.
00:18:27.000 Even that's pretty grueling.
00:18:29.000 And the thing is, I did 45 minutes straight.
00:18:32.000 The thing about boxing is you get little breaks and you can cheat.
00:18:36.000 This, you cannot go below, I think, 50 miles an hour or whatever the, I don't know exactly what the, the number 50.
00:18:43.000 It feels like 50 miles an hour.
00:18:45.000 But, and you have to wear these horribly gay little shoes where I felt ugly.
00:18:49.000 I felt stupid.
00:18:51.000 I felt gay.
00:18:53.000 But, uh, I felt ugly.
00:18:54.000 I felt gay.
00:18:58.000 I'm going to stick with it because I want to be able to have enough gas in the tank, as we say in boxing, to be alert for four rounds.
00:19:10.000 Oh, buying the shoes is the worst.
00:19:13.000 It takes you three times, you gotta get these stupid clips.
00:19:16.000 It's like this Xbox I bought for the kids.
00:19:18.000 I thought, alright, let's get the kids playing vid- and they're gonna play video games, inevitably, right?
00:19:22.000 You can't change that.
00:19:23.000 So, I actually don't mind if my sons, or any combination of my kids, are playing the same video game.
00:19:30.000 I mean, for a couple hours or something, but at least they're bonding, they're talking to each other.
00:19:34.000 That's not a problem.
00:19:36.000 So I got the- we have an Xbox 360.
00:19:37.000 Uh, all the games are super corny, like you're jumping up and down on a raft.
00:19:42.000 So, uh, I got rid of that.
00:19:44.000 Got the Xbox 360.
00:19:46.000 No, no, the Xbox X. Xbox One S. Xbox One S. It comes with two controllers.
00:19:53.000 And so I get, uh, Dance Dance, Just Dance 2020, and, uh, FIFA.
00:19:58.000 Alright.
00:20:00.000 Comes in the mail.
00:20:01.000 It doesn't have a sensor, that's a separate thing you have to buy.
00:20:05.000 I'm so sick of things not coming with the stuff.
00:20:10.000 And they, oh you can use your phone, yeah sure you can use your phone.
00:20:12.000 So then I gotta go buy that, and then an extension.
00:20:16.000 I think I'm already getting drunk.
00:20:19.000 And then I go, all right, I'll just do the FIFA thing.
00:20:22.000 Now, I'm from the 80s, where you had Atari, and you just plugged it in, and it was Joust, and there you were.
00:20:28.000 You didn't have to watch the intro.
00:20:30.000 This fucking thing is so infuriating.
00:20:33.000 You have to set up these Microsoft accounts.
00:20:36.000 You have to tell them your credit card, all that.
00:20:39.000 That, I was working on this for an hour, setting it up.
00:20:44.000 Like, shouldn't it just be you unplug your old VCR and you put in your new DVD player?
00:20:49.000 This is you unplug your old Xbox and you start a company.
00:20:53.000 I basically registered an LLC.
00:20:55.000 I'm not really exaggerating.
00:20:58.000 But I think eventually I'll get to this, and my son, one boy can be red and the other boy can be white.
00:21:03.000 Alright, sounds good.
00:21:05.000 Get in there.
00:21:06.000 Aren't they a combo of both?
00:21:07.000 After I, after I get there,
00:21:11.000 I, uh, I finally get it in.
00:21:13.000 I finally set up all the accounts, all the passwords.
00:21:15.000 I'll never remember any of them.
00:21:17.000 I won't even remember the usernames, because everything's taken, right?
00:21:20.000 Because too many fucking adults are playing these goddamn things.
00:21:23.000 And I finally set it up, and it's like, choose your player!
00:21:25.000 And I'm just like, I don't know, him.
00:21:27.000 Like, okay, what kind of hair?
00:21:29.000 Yeah.
00:21:30.000 And the shorts?
00:21:31.000 Would you like the shorts?
00:21:32.000 I don't give a fuck about the fucking shorts!
00:21:35.000 I was getting so fucking mad.
00:21:38.000 And then I make his name John, because that's my youngest boy's name.
00:21:41.000 It says there's a word with profanity in the name.
00:21:46.000 John.
00:21:46.000 No.
00:21:47.000 I changed everything else, and it didn't work until I changed the name John to JB.
00:21:52.000 What?
00:21:54.000 Do you think that means dick, you fucking idiots at whoever makes this shit?
00:21:59.000 That's crazy.
00:22:00.000 I know you can't use Trump or MAGA.
00:22:03.000 So I'm at an hour in, maybe more, maybe an hour and twenty minutes.
00:22:07.000 Still nowhere near two people playing.
00:22:10.000 I have no idea how to set up two players.
00:22:12.000 It's not a button.
00:22:13.000 I think it's two profiles you have to set up.
00:22:16.000 And then I finally get started and I'm in some ghetto alleyway gymnasium.
00:22:24.000 Where I guess I'm not good enough to go.
00:22:26.000 I don't want to start a whole soccer player's fucking career.
00:22:29.000 Why don't you just have me come out of the womb and I'll breastfeed for a little while and eventually I'll become interested in soccer because my cousins play it.
00:22:38.000 Or you don't get into soccer.
00:22:39.000 I don't get into soccer.
00:22:40.000 I just end up becoming a drug dealer.
00:22:42.000 And now I'm playing Grand Theft Auto in FIFA.
00:22:46.000 Or you're playing video games in the video game because you're just slacking on your... We're not far from that.
00:22:51.000 We're not far from a Grand Theft Auto where the guy would rather play soccer and he ends up playing like a shitty FIFA.
00:22:57.000 I had to be a baby in my game.
00:22:59.000 I was raised by a man and taught how to shoot an arrow.
00:23:03.000 Oh, in your little girl game that you play, where you go and get fancy rocks?
00:23:09.000 What's that game called?
00:23:10.000 Horizon Zero Dawn, and it rules.
00:23:11.000 Horizon Zero Dawn, where Ryan looks like fucking, uh, Moldy Lox from Antifa.
00:23:18.000 That's not true.
00:23:18.000 And he jumps through the forest with a perfect ass, and a little, like, raccoon-skin dress.
00:23:24.000 She is not...
00:23:25.000 She's not even that sexy!
00:23:27.000 This is Ryan's defense.
00:23:28.000 No, she doesn't reveal herself.
00:23:29.000 She's totally butch!
00:23:31.000 The chick that I become is like a badass tomboy, dude.
00:23:35.000 Look at her, man.
00:23:36.000 She's dressed dignified.
00:23:37.000 Yeah, she's cool.
00:23:38.000 No, the woman you are is a cool woman.
00:23:41.000 Interesting defense.
00:23:42.000 The woman I am is a badass!
00:23:45.000 I think she's just a guy with long hair, boobs, and a vagina.
00:23:48.000 And tits and a vagina, that's all!
00:23:50.000 Still basically a dude anyway.
00:23:51.000 Basically!
00:23:53.000 Tomboys are basically- I'm a tomboy, I guess.
00:23:56.000 I'm just a tomboy with a penis.
00:23:57.000 Look at these robot fights.
00:23:58.000 Yeah, oh, badass, man.
00:24:00.000 You're almost like a dude, you're so badass.
00:24:02.000 I didn't have to do any stupid paperwork to get started.
00:24:05.000 And get good at it, if you will.
00:24:08.000 There's a human element.
00:24:11.000 Okay, before we get to Chris, is he on the line yet?
00:24:13.000 Yeah, he's waiting for us.
00:24:15.000 Why don't we interview Chris, ask him why cars suck,
00:24:19.000 Then we'll do the last read.
00:24:20.000 Then we'll go behind the paywall.
00:24:22.000 And then he'll take us through his shop and show us all his cool shit.
00:24:25.000 Cool.
00:24:26.000 But before we get to any of that, I still haven't told you my invention.
00:24:29.000 Alright.
00:24:31.000 So it's a safe.
00:24:33.000 Right?
00:24:34.000 It's this big.
00:24:35.000 And the maker's bottle goes in it upside down.
00:24:38.000 Shit, you'd have to have it customized for your... No, you wouldn't.
00:24:42.000 Anyway, the neck comes out the bottom.
00:24:44.000 And you know when you go to bars and they have that one ounce thing?
00:24:48.000 So you set your ounce.
00:24:49.000 An ounce is too little for me, so maybe it's two ounces, right?
00:24:53.000 So you have your drink, you put it there.
00:24:55.000 In the safe, it's locked.
00:24:56.000 The bottle's locked.
00:24:58.000 You go, whatever your setting is.
00:25:02.000 Let's say it's three ounces.
00:25:04.000 And then you take it out, right?
00:25:06.000 You can chug it.
00:25:08.000 Now you go back, doesn't work.
00:25:10.000 It doesn't work for two hours.
00:25:12.000 Just like a passcode on an iPhone, when you do it too many times, you gotta wait ten minutes.
00:25:16.000 So if you have a drink at eight, you can't have another drink until ten.
00:25:21.000 Now, you can break the thing, of course.
00:25:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:24.000 But as you're breaking it, you should probably realize you've got a pretty serious problem.
00:25:30.000 Um... How much would this be?
00:25:31.000 What's the price point?
00:25:32.000 Holy shit, I may or may not have just found some pills underneath that.
00:25:36.000 Oh, wow.
00:25:36.000 Can.
00:25:38.000 Um... The symbols!
00:25:40.000 Wait, what's the question?
00:25:41.000 How much, what's the price point for this item?
00:25:43.000 We'll get to that.
00:25:44.000 Now you go, well, how do I replace it?
00:25:47.000 The sensors don't open until the bottle's empty.
00:25:50.000 And then, ka-chunk, it just opens.
00:25:52.000 Mmm.
00:25:53.000 Mmm, yeah.
00:25:55.000 Mmm.
00:25:56.000 That's a good idea.
00:25:57.000 So if you have your first drink at 8, you'll probably get another one in at 10.
00:26:00.000 I don't know if you're gonna go to 12.
00:26:03.000 You're definitely not going till 2.
00:26:05.000 So the worst case scenario, in giant air quotes, is 8, 10, 12.
00:26:10.000 I don't think that's going to be a hangover.
00:26:11.000 See what I'm saying?
00:26:15.000 Hey, if there are any billionaire industrial designers out there who can just make me that personally, you can keep the invention.
00:26:23.000 I don't have time to deal with that shit.
00:26:26.000 All right.
00:26:27.000 You know what we've just gotten through, by the way?
00:26:29.000 None of my actual notes.
00:26:31.000 We just got through my last minute scribbles.
00:26:34.000 Of shit I forgot to mention after we printed out my notes.
00:26:38.000 Isn't that fun?
00:26:39.000 That's bizarre, dawg.
00:26:41.000 Alright, let's get to, uh, fuckin', uh, Chris Stevens.
00:26:55.000 Chris, are you there, sir?
00:26:57.000 Yeah, man, I'm here.
00:26:59.000 Chris is at, uh, that's your brother's shop, right?
00:27:01.000 Eurotech Classics?
00:27:03.000 No, it's my shop too.
00:27:04.000 We're co-owners.
00:27:05.000 Split it 50-50.
00:27:07.000 Sorry, I meant to say that's you and your brother's shop.
00:27:10.000 And you deal with beautiful European cars, BMWs, any motorbikes in there?
00:27:18.000 Yeah.
00:27:18.000 Yeah.
00:27:18.000 I got like a vintage early nineties Honda VFR behind me there.
00:27:23.000 So like, um, it's actually, we're doing a really cool deal with the, well, it used to be a British company, but remember the company Royal Enfield?
00:27:31.000 Oh yeah.
00:27:31.000 Beautiful.
00:27:32.000 So I just got a phone call from them yesterday and they chose five people around the world to do a custom bike build.
00:27:39.000 And I'm the North American.
00:27:41.000 Oh, nice.
00:27:42.000 Is it a competition?
00:27:43.000 What is it?
00:27:44.000 Yeah, I haven't got the details yet.
00:27:47.000 Basically what it is, it's supposed to be a build where it won't be like these TV shows where it's like ridiculous builds using crazy equipment that nobody can afford or do on their own.
00:27:56.000 It's supposed to influence you, like if you were to buy a new motorcycle, how can I put my own flair on it under a certain budget?
00:28:02.000 So I'll be getting a budget and a brand new motorcycle.
00:28:05.000 Doing some bolt-ons, and I'll add some of my own flare and a little bit of fab work, but I won't make it stupid to ride like a little chopper with a little teeny bar.
00:28:14.000 I'm not doing anything like that.
00:28:15.000 It'll be a completely rideable, if not just as good as stock, or better is what I'm aiming for.
00:28:21.000 Well, most of these rehab shows, I look at the final product and go, I couldn't have that in my driveway.
00:28:26.000 I'd be too embarrassed.
00:28:27.000 I don't want a DJ booth in the trunk.
00:28:30.000 Well, yeah, that would be like the TV shows like 15 years ago.
00:28:33.000 But yeah, I get what you're saying.
00:28:35.000 They make the cars so ridiculous that they're on air ride.
00:28:38.000 They're too low.
00:28:39.000 But even now, I showed you that D. Schneider electric car he had redone.
00:28:44.000 It looked like Iron Man's secretary's car.
00:28:48.000 Dude, I don't get it, man.
00:28:49.000 Like, I can't watch those shows because it just makes my skin crawl, man.
00:28:53.000 Yeah, they make cars that are embarrassing.
00:28:55.000 But the reason I wanted to call you is because I'm in the market for a new car.
00:28:58.000 I was looking at the 2020 Range Rovers and Range Rover has gone from a pretty decent car, even as late as the 90s.
00:29:06.000 And when I say decent, I'm purely talking as a homo who doesn't know anything about the insides.
00:29:11.000 I just like the outsides and I like right angles.
00:29:15.000 And I look at the
00:29:17.000 Even up to 2000, you look at Range Rovers and you go, those look pretty good.
00:29:20.000 And now you see the new Range Rover, like that one, the convertible looks like a kid's toy.
00:29:25.000 Well, yeah, because, I don't know, I mean, men aren't buying them anymore?
00:29:32.000 That's what I suspected.
00:29:33.000 The housewives are buying the family cars, and they, but that's the other question.
00:29:39.000 Do women hate right angles?
00:29:41.000 Women don't like the look of a 2000 Range Rover?
00:29:44.000 Yes, you are correct on that.
00:29:45.000 They do not like straight angles.
00:29:47.000 They don't like sharp edges.
00:29:48.000 They want things to be round and smooth and kind of monochromatic.
00:29:52.000 They don't want fancy colors, anything like that.
00:29:55.000 British racing green is out of the question now.
00:29:57.000 They need blacks, grays, white, and silvers.
00:30:02.000 Is it also something to do with aerodynamics and saving the planet?
00:30:07.000 I mean, I guess it's an added bonus, but does it really matter?
00:30:10.000 No.
00:30:11.000 I mean, remember the SUV kind of came from the whole military background with trucks where things were assembled so they can be disassembled.
00:30:19.000 So like a fender can come off.
00:30:21.000 Well, it's not going to be round.
00:30:22.000 It's going to be a nice square angle like a Jeep would be or an old Range Rover Classic or Land Rover Defender.
00:30:28.000 So it's supposed to be fully rebuildable, repairable and replaceable.
00:30:33.000 Nowadays, everything's meant to be thrown away after a certain, you know, once the warranty's up, that's it.
00:30:38.000 You know, it goes to the second and third party sellers.
00:30:40.000 Well, even once you're in an accident, uh, every time I've been in an accident, they're like, this is garbage.
00:30:45.000 Just fucking might as well get a new one.
00:30:47.000 We're done.
00:30:48.000 Yeah and SUVs also used to have like towing capacity too so you could actually tow an RV or a boat with it back in the day and now they realize well the guys with the boats and the RVs are just buying the big pickup trucks so like I got this beautiful BMW X3 that just came in and I usually wasn't an X3 fan but aesthetically speaking it looked good it was navy blue with brown leather sports seats
00:31:11.000 I'm thinking like, this might be a good car for my chick at home.
00:31:11.000 And I was loving it.
00:31:14.000 Well, I popped the hood and it has this little teeny four-cylinder turbo motor.
00:31:20.000 And then I was turned off.
00:31:21.000 I mean, there's so much space in between it.
00:31:23.000 And what it is, is just a throwaway motor.
00:31:25.000 It was cheap to manufacture.
00:31:27.000 They could slap it in.
00:31:28.000 They put it in the same three series that they did on the X-Drive X3.
00:31:32.000 So I just think it's ridiculous what they're doing now.
00:31:34.000 I'd like a V8, eight miles to the gallon, Range Rover Classic.
00:31:37.000 That'll do just fine.
00:31:39.000 I'm still trying to give them the benefit of the doubt.
00:31:41.000 So I guess the one thing they say is aerodynamic.
00:31:43.000 Now we had those muscle cars like the Mustang whatever in the 70s and the sort of, what's that called?
00:31:49.000 The Chevy Nova and all that stuff.
00:31:52.000 And they seem to have brought them back for a little while there.
00:31:55.000 And I assume they have all the souped up environmentally friendly engines.
00:31:58.000 So those cars would be less good on gas because of the lack of aerodynamics.
00:32:04.000 But what are we talking annually here?
00:32:06.000 Like $7 in gas?
00:32:09.000 Well, yeah, that's always the debate.
00:32:11.000 You know, if you buy an electric car and you add up the cost, you know, for the electricity and the cost to own it, how long does it take for your return on that investment versus just an old car that you're not, you know, basically you're recycling, right?
00:32:25.000 You take an old car and you keep it on the road.
00:32:27.000 You're actually more green than the person that bought a brand new car because it saved it from going to the junkyard and, you know, everything else.
00:32:34.000 I mean, you're basically reducing your carbon footprint by restoring an old car and keeping it on the road.
00:32:39.000 Oh, I never thought of that.
00:32:41.000 Okay, last question with these horrible, disgusting, shitty cars that are being stuffed in our throats, where a Jag and a Porsche, they all look like Honda Civics, they all look like little cough drops.
00:32:51.000 Is another reason for it so they crumple better?
00:32:54.000 Because we were watching a video the other day of this car chase, and this guy goes sideways, the back of the entire car is cut off by a tree like it was aluminum foil, which I assume is safer than a Ford Galaxy from 1959 just going bang!
00:33:09.000 Into it.
00:33:11.000 Yeah, I don't, I don't think the way they look is for safety.
00:33:14.000 I mean, I think they could still look cool and have all the safety devices.
00:33:17.000 I mean, airbags, that was a great invention.
00:33:19.000 And same thing with like seatbelts when Volvo started putting those in the production vehicles.
00:33:23.000 Those are great things.
00:33:24.000 You know, I'm all for safety, especially if you have a family, but there's no reason for it to look so dinky.
00:33:30.000 You know, it doesn't.
00:33:31.000 Thank you for not saying gay, by the way.
00:33:33.000 I appreciate that.
00:33:36.000 I'm gonna start using Dinky.
00:33:37.000 I mean, I guess, like, I don't know.
00:33:40.000 They're not really considered, like, gay-looking.
00:33:43.000 I don't know what gay-looking would be with a car.
00:33:45.000 Uh-oh.
00:33:46.000 Yeah.
00:33:47.000 Well, I like a lot of gay-looking things that you'd consider gay in a car, like the old Mercs, a 1980s Merc.
00:33:55.000 All right, let's put this in front of the paywall, and we'll make this free on YouTube.
00:34:00.000 And then, now, let's go back behind the paywall and see some of your, see what you got in there.
00:34:06.000 What you got behind the green door?
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00:35:01.000 Oh my!
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00:35:05.000 Sort of like getting punched in the ribs.
00:35:06.000 Yes, I was just about to say that.
00:35:08.000 When he knocked me in the ribs, it was really interesting getting out of bed for like two weeks.
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00:35:33.000 Right?
00:35:35.000 Sorry folks.
00:35:35.000 I thought it was Bubba Hanks.
00:35:36.000 Yeah, that's Bubba Hanks.
00:35:38.000 You want to cut off these fools?
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00:36:09.000 So, yes, I have been fired from every job I've ever had.
00:36:13.000 Yes, I've been censored.
00:36:15.000 Yes, I've been banned from Instagram and PayPal.
00:36:20.000 I noticed, by the way, a lot of these lefties will say, if you're censored, how can I hear you right now?
00:36:26.000 If you're suffering from a violation of free speech, why do you have your own network?
00:36:31.000 Free speech does exist.
00:36:33.000 In other words, if you still have a tongue, then you can't complain about the First Amendment.
00:36:38.000 We had to build this site from scratch twice after we got sued for the first name.
00:36:44.000 We have to have 50 levels of encryption on the payment system because that gets shut down.
00:36:49.000 Even our charity for a black baby, Liberty, justiceforliberty.com, has been hacked and has to have 50 layers of content.
00:36:58.000 I mean, sorry, protection on the payment system.
00:37:01.000 Yes, I'm still on YouTube after being kicked off twice.
00:37:05.000 And I was demonetized like a year ago.
00:37:08.000 I'm so banned that Ryan can't have his own personal Facebook because he works for me.
00:37:15.000 So it's possible that there are gradations of censored.
00:37:19.000 And yes, I can still speak English.
00:37:21.000 I still have a head.
00:37:22.000 But the idea that you can't talk about censorship if you still have a peep left
00:37:29.000 is a fascist.
00:37:31.000 Do you understand?
00:37:32.000 You assholes are tyrannical if you don't get it.
00:37:36.000 And if you do get it, you understand that it's about getting fired, getting in trouble, being brave, and never stop fighting.
00:37:45.000 Never stopping fighting?