Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 15, 2020


GOML LIVE #47 - KAREN DICTATORSHIP


Episode Stats

Length

31 minutes

Words per Minute

147.27272

Word Count

4,590

Sentence Count

467

Misogynist Sentences

86

Hate Speech Sentences

93


Summary

The Sex Pistols were a rock and roll band from the late 60s and early 70s. They were known for their punk rock glory days in the early days of punk rock, and they were one of the most important bands in rock history. But they were also a bunch of assholes. And they were not only assholes, they were assholes in a bad way.


Transcript

00:00:28.000 That was a challenge.
00:00:30.000 Had enough of that song.
00:00:33.000 You wanted to trip me up?
00:00:34.000 No, I didn't want to trip you up, Brian.
00:00:36.000 I had enough of that song.
00:00:38.000 I was raped to that song.
00:00:41.000 Did you know that?
00:00:42.000 I'm sorry.
00:00:43.000 No, I didn't.
00:00:44.000 I never mentioned that before.
00:00:46.000 You know why?
00:00:46.000 My bad.
00:00:47.000 Because I'm not a Me Too whiner.
00:00:51.000 70% of my rapes have been secrets.
00:00:54.000 It's terrible.
00:00:55.000 Well, I'm here to, if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here.
00:00:58.000 Do you like my new glasses?
00:00:59.000 Are these glasses too big?
00:01:00.000 I just got new glasses.
00:01:01.000 Cool.
00:01:05.000 The original Wayfarers are much more intense, much more Buddy Holly than the modern ones.
00:01:13.000 I like just like Buddy Holly.
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00:02:00.000 Why not have an insurance policy for your boners?
00:02:05.000 Things can go wrong.
00:02:08.000 And for us married guys, it's nice to remember what it was like when you were 14, when you literally had a piece of wood down there.
00:02:17.000 So if you're married, it's good to relive your adolescence.
00:02:21.000 And if you're single and in your, you know, late teens, early 20s, it's nice to have an insurance policy in case you get Eva Mendez home and you've been doing Coke and drinking all night and you're wasted.
00:02:34.000 By the way, did you make me my fucking You Have Hurt Me Today thing?
00:02:37.000 No.
00:02:38.000 Why not?
00:02:41.000 That has hurt you.
00:02:43.000 Why are you so incapable?
00:02:45.000 Why do I have to tell you things 10 times, literally 10 times?
00:02:49.000 Why didn't you make it?
00:02:52.000 Because it felt like it's going to be more of a, instead of a cut and clip thing, because the music, I want to delete the music from it.
00:02:58.000 There's a way to do it.
00:03:00.000 That was your shitty excuse last time.
00:03:00.000 You said that last time.
00:03:02.000 You have the shittiest excuses in the world.
00:03:08.000 Hey, man, why didn't you get that thing?
00:03:09.000 Oh, because I was trying to wait for a day where it was going to rain.
00:03:13.000 So it would be like rainy out.
00:03:16.000 That's not a bad thing.
00:03:17.000 Make it right now.
00:03:18.000 I can do that.
00:03:20.000 Why did you do that?
00:03:22.000 We can't show it, though, right?
00:03:24.000 Oh, yeah, we can't.
00:03:25.000 We're limited.
00:03:26.000 You have hurt me today.
00:03:30.000 We're avoiding COVID-19 talk.
00:03:33.000 I think it's boring.
00:03:35.000 You guys have been watching it all day.
00:03:37.000 Every single other place where you get your information from is doing it.
00:03:43.000 I would like to talk about this book I was looking at.
00:03:45.000 My wife just bought this book.
00:03:47.000 Beautiful cover.
00:03:48.000 Fun little glittery cover.
00:03:50.000 Sex pistols.
00:03:53.000 This is one of the shittiest books I've ever had my wife waste my money on.
00:04:00.000 It is so fucking terrible.
00:04:03.000 It reminds me of these guys who happen to be around in the late 70s who have dumb shit like access to some sex pistols tickets.
00:04:14.000 What?
00:04:15.000 And then they just print them here.
00:04:16.000 Yeah.
00:04:17.000 Can I buy this?
00:04:18.000 These are probably 200 bucks online.
00:04:21.000 Look at this shit.
00:04:22.000 And then the coffee table book is just a contact sheet from a concert.
00:04:30.000 There's Steve Jones.
00:04:31.000 There's Johnny Roton.
00:04:33.000 There's Sid Vicious.
00:04:35.000 Got it?
00:04:36.000 You get it?
00:04:37.000 They show the contact sheet and then they show the shit.
00:04:42.000 Now here's what's particularly frustrating about this.
00:04:46.000 This gig, it's called Sex Pistols The End is Near, 25, 12, 77, the 25th of December.
00:04:54.000 They played on Christmas Day in Huddersfield, which is in West Yorkshire.
00:05:00.000 It's near Manchester, Northern England, a forgotten town.
00:05:04.000 No one gives a shit about Huddersfield.
00:05:06.000 It's a working-class town.
00:05:09.000 And none of this is captured in the book.
00:05:12.000 This book is just pictures of their gig.
00:05:16.000 There's like 90 of these.
00:05:19.000 Johnny Rotten singing.
00:05:21.000 90 of these.
00:05:22.000 What the fuck is this shit?
00:05:25.000 Huddersfield was an incredible event in rock and roll history.
00:05:30.000 So the Sex Pistols were a punk band.
00:05:35.000 And there was the Clash, there was the Dam, there was tons of punk bands.
00:05:38.000 That's not interesting.
00:05:40.000 There was the Stranglers.
00:05:41.000 I like when your buttons come through your jacket.
00:05:46.000 But the Sex Pistols were on Bill Grundy.
00:05:50.000 And instead of focusing on the Valentine's clip for right now, maybe find the Sex Pistols on Bill Grundy, which we probably can't show.
00:05:58.000 Although, who's suing us?
00:06:01.000 I was thinking about that.
00:06:02.000 Like, what if we had Girl Talk as the intro song?
00:06:05.000 Who's going to prevent us from playing mashups?
00:06:09.000 The individual artists?
00:06:11.000 Anyway, we all know the story, right?
00:06:13.000 We should probably make a censored.tv t-shirt about it.
00:06:16.000 But they were on Bill Grundy, and he was drunk.
00:06:19.000 Bill was, as I am now.
00:06:22.000 And he was flirting with the women, including Susie Sue of Susie and the Banshees.
00:06:27.000 She hadn't created that.
00:06:28.000 They were with a group called the Bromley Contingent.
00:06:31.000 and they're from Bromley, which is like the Westchester of New York, like a rich middle-class suburb.
00:06:36.000 There's Glenn Matlock, pre-sidious.
00:06:39.000 Anyway, they were annoyed that Bill was flirting with the girls he was with.
00:06:45.000 And Steve Jones said, You dirty.
00:06:47.000 Look at that swastika, by the way.
00:06:49.000 Can you imagine how unacceptable that is today?
00:06:51.000 How do we become more uptight since 1977?
00:06:55.000 So Steve Jones goes, you dirty old man, you dirty fucking raw.
00:07:01.000 So he said fuck on TV, which had never been done before in the history of the world.
00:07:06.000 And the swastika wasn't a big deal, but the fuck was a huge deal.
00:07:10.000 What about that shirt where he's wearing a tit shirt?
00:07:12.000 That was not a big deal.
00:07:13.000 Really?
00:07:14.000 Jim Goad's theory is he goes, he criticizes me.
00:07:17.000 He says, Gavin, you think that we've been getting more uptight?
00:07:19.000 The uptight has just changed.
00:07:21.000 So swastika and boobies was okay, but fuck was bad.
00:07:25.000 Now fuck is okay, and swastika and boobies are bad.
00:07:29.000 It's a valid theory.
00:07:30.000 Valid theory.
00:07:33.000 What were you saying?
00:07:34.000 Go back?
00:07:35.000 What is it really?
00:07:36.000 You tried to get it.
00:07:36.000 Good heavens.
00:07:38.000 What about you girls behind?
00:07:41.000 Are you uh your granddad?
00:07:44.000 Are you worried or are you just enjoying yourself?
00:07:46.000 Enjoying myself.
00:07:47.000 Yeah.
00:07:47.000 Are you?
00:07:48.000 That's what I thought you would do.
00:07:49.000 That's Susie Sue.
00:07:50.000 Did you really?
00:07:52.000 Before she was Susie Sue.
00:07:54.000 And you said, oh, maybe we'll meet after.
00:07:56.000 We'll meet afterwards shall we?
00:07:58.000 You dirty son.
00:08:00.000 You dirty son.
00:08:02.000 Steve Company.
00:08:03.000 You dirty old man.
00:08:05.000 He was talking to a drunk.
00:08:07.000 As you would a drunk in a pub.
00:08:09.000 Exactly.
00:08:10.000 And he just topped him.
00:08:12.000 Fucking go, Joey.
00:08:13.000 Johnny Rutten is the most sincere person in the history of pub culture.
00:08:17.000 That's exactly what it is.
00:08:19.000 And every time I talk about Anne Culture, people say, does she mean what she says or is she just saying that for shock value?
00:08:27.000 Like, 100% of the time.
00:08:29.000 And I say, no, she just talks in public on TV in interviews the way we all talk in pubs.
00:08:37.000 And that's what the sex whistles were doing there.
00:08:39.000 Anyway, that was a major turning point in the band's history.
00:08:43.000 And they became pariahs after that.
00:08:46.000 Just like me and that talk I did on October 12th, I did a comedy show at Manhattan's Republican Club on October 12th, 2018 now.
00:08:59.000 And that was converted into this like, und van eye, Jean van Schneuve, Hitler speech.
00:09:06.000 And the fight that ensued after that, which was Antifa picking a fight and Proud Boy saying, yes, please, mutual combat, became like this, the media turned it into this, the beginning of World War IV.
00:09:22.000 And the judge himself at the trial said, this reminds me of Europe in the 1930s.
00:09:28.000 So the narrative can become so powerful that people don't question it.
00:09:34.000 And that's what the SPLC has been feeding on since 1968, 1972, since I was born, basically.
00:09:44.000 And they did that with this exposure.
00:09:46.000 So they said after that day, they were like a normal rock and roll punk band.
00:09:51.000 There's a new kind of rock and roll called punk.
00:09:53.000 But after that Bill Grundy thing, the establishment, the media, Bill Grundy was a well-established show.
00:10:00.000 It was like 60 Minutes.
00:10:01.000 So they decided, all right, these guys are persona non grata starting today.
00:10:05.000 And then they became absolute fucking monsters.
00:10:10.000 And I talked to, I left England when I was five.
00:10:15.000 But I know guys who were there two years later in 77, right?
00:10:22.000 And we would talk about it.
00:10:24.000 And like the Clash were a band.
00:10:27.000 Other bands were bands.
00:10:28.000 The Damned were a band.
00:10:30.000 Kids in Britain were scared of the Sex Pistols.
00:10:33.000 They were going to come and kill you in your sleep.
00:10:36.000 Johnny Rotten was like the boogeyman.
00:10:41.000 And they had brainwashed Britain into thinking these guys are evil.
00:10:45.000 So when the Sex Pistols announced a tour, as they did in 77, no one would have them.
00:10:51.000 And they were canceled left and right, just like I was canceled from Australia, just like I was canceled from Berkeley, a million different gigs, just like Ann Coulter's canceled on a regular basis.
00:11:07.000 But in this shit town, and I don't mean to shit on it, you know, it's like saying a dive bar.
00:11:14.000 Yeah, it's a dive, but you love it there.
00:11:16.000 Huddersfield is a shit town, but it's a beautiful shit town that I love.
00:11:20.000 So when Huddersfield, Huddersfield had a strike, the firemen there were on strike and they went broke.
00:11:31.000 And Huddersfield said, hey, we need a band to do a benefit for us.
00:11:36.000 And we have this venue on Christmas Day.
00:11:39.000 And everyone said, go fuck yourself.
00:11:40.000 I'm not going to go there.
00:11:42.000 The Sex Pistols said, we'll do it.
00:11:44.000 No one likes us.
00:11:45.000 Will you take us?
00:11:46.000 And they said, yeah.
00:11:49.000 So the Sex Pistols did a show, a benefit for the firemen of Huddersfield on December 25th on Christmas Day.
00:11:58.000 And in this working-class town, they had two concerts.
00:12:02.000 They did one at lunch where kids got free cake and got to have fun.
00:12:08.000 And the Sex Pistols did a set where they took the swear words out of their songs.
00:12:14.000 Another consultant say, F this and F that, F it all the Fing, Fing Black.
00:12:26.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:12:28.000 So they did two shows.
00:12:29.000 They had one show for kids, and then they did a night show where they played to punks.
00:12:37.000 And you weren't really punk back then.
00:12:38.000 In 1977, punk was like wearing your pajamas in the day.
00:12:44.000 Having a top hat on and no shirt was punk.
00:12:48.000 None of this is in this shitty book, by the way, Kevin Cummins.
00:12:53.000 All you did was publish a contact sheet.
00:12:56.000 I'm sick of this shit.
00:12:59.000 I Was there.
00:13:01.000 I did a coffee table book of my shoes.
00:13:04.000 You can see them.
00:13:06.000 Fuck off.
00:13:07.000 Show was the kids.
00:13:09.000 Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten were partying with little kids.
00:13:14.000 They were feeding them cake.
00:13:17.000 And then the kids started messing with Sid, smushing his face with cake and smushing Johnny Roton's face with cake.
00:13:25.000 And they were laughing their heads off.
00:13:27.000 These guys were made up to be the biggest villains in the world, the most serious ogres.
00:13:32.000 They're going to kill you in your sleep.
00:13:34.000 Some ballsy kid in Huddersfield says, oh, we're going to do a benefit with them.
00:13:38.000 And they show up.
00:13:39.000 They show up with the kids.
00:13:41.000 Go to that clip you had earlier.
00:13:43.000 Because that clip, that shitty, grainy BBC special, has everything that should be in it.
00:13:51.000 So that's the night.
00:13:54.000 That was what, Catwoman?
00:13:56.000 But if you go back earlier, you can see the day.
00:14:02.000 What are you doing?
00:14:09.000 Find the clip I sent you.
00:14:10.000 Peewee Herman bring.
00:14:13.000 Everyone was in such a great mood.
00:14:14.000 There we go.
00:14:17.000 None of this is in this coffee table book my wife spent probably 30 bucks on.
00:14:21.000 I didn't really know rock stars, but I thought they might turn up and disappear.
00:14:25.000 But it was stunning.
00:14:27.000 That's the guy who set it up.
00:14:28.000 His hat was passed around.
00:14:29.000 This looked his straw hat.
00:14:31.000 Sid was outstanding.
00:14:33.000 He came up to me and asked me a couple of questions.
00:14:35.000 One of the things he wanted a handkerchief.
00:14:37.000 These handkerchiefs that were being dished out were part of the free Ganachi handkerchief.
00:14:40.000 I've still got mine.
00:14:41.000 I had a couple, and he said, can I have one of these handkers?
00:14:44.000 You know, go and get one because they won't give me one.
00:14:46.000 So I gave him the handkerchief.
00:14:49.000 They were all talking to people and really getting involved in the whole thing.
00:14:56.000 Oh, stop!
00:14:58.000 Go back.
00:15:00.000 Guess who that fucking is?
00:15:01.000 They were all talking to people.
00:15:04.000 Keep going.
00:15:06.000 A little bit more.
00:15:08.000 There.
00:15:09.000 Guess who that is?
00:15:12.000 I'll blow you.
00:15:14.000 I'll go back to your house that you call the fag zone, and I will blow you in the fag zone if you can name who that is.
00:15:19.000 That's not called the fag zone, but I will guess.
00:15:22.000 Not because I want the prize, just because I want the accolades.
00:15:30.000 The one with the head.
00:15:31.000 Oh, no, she's from the girl.
00:15:31.000 Hilda Radner?
00:15:32.000 She's gay.
00:15:33.000 In the background, I'm talking about.
00:15:34.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:15:34.000 Not in the foreground.
00:15:36.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:15:37.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:38.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:15:38.000 You're so gay.
00:15:39.000 Oh, gee.
00:15:40.000 Oh, God, no.
00:15:42.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:15:43.000 Is he an American?
00:15:44.000 Okay, you lost.
00:15:45.000 Johnny Ramon.
00:15:46.000 Chrissy Hind from The Pretenders.
00:15:48.000 Chrissy Hind was living in London at the time.
00:15:50.000 She taught Sid Vicious to play bass.
00:15:53.000 And you know, the middle of the road.
00:15:58.000 She was there.
00:15:59.000 She was at that concert.
00:16:02.000 Sucks when you go.
00:16:03.000 Oh, there she is.
00:16:04.000 Chrissy Hind and Sid Vicious were almost married.
00:16:07.000 Oh, I never knew that.
00:16:09.000 Okay, go back to the video, though.
00:16:11.000 Like, how did this shithead photographer miss out on all of this?
00:16:16.000 Where's Johnny Rotten getting a cake rubbed in his face?
00:16:19.000 There's a lot of stuff there.
00:16:21.000 Flags and pistols, memorabilia, and stuff.
00:16:23.000 Little kids.
00:16:24.000 There was a sex pistol skateboard.
00:16:27.000 Kids riding around on them.
00:16:28.000 They're kids at the time.
00:16:32.000 No Christmas, nothing.
00:16:33.000 So we put all that on.
00:16:35.000 Flooded the place with cake.
00:16:36.000 Look at that little kid.
00:16:38.000 He's eating a sex pistol skate.
00:16:40.000 The cake was something I'll never forget.
00:16:42.000 It was massive.
00:16:42.000 John came out and cut it and was dishing out place to people.
00:16:45.000 And you know what I love about this concert, this benefit, on Christmas Day, is that it was working-class people in a small town rejecting the narrative of the country.
00:16:55.000 They were saying, fuck you to London.
00:16:58.000 This is the thing, too, like with the Confederate flag in upstate New York.
00:17:01.000 People go, oh, you advocate slavery?
00:17:03.000 No, when you see a Confederate flag in upstate New York, it means I don't like Manhattan.
00:17:07.000 I don't listen to New York City.
00:17:08.000 Fuck New York City.
00:17:09.000 I'm a New York State resident.
00:17:11.000 I'm not a New York City resident.
00:17:13.000 So it was a...
00:17:13.000 That's the guy.
00:17:20.000 I see it as a real...
00:17:20.000 I don't know.
00:17:23.000 I see it as a real important event in pop culture history.
00:17:27.000 I was just buzzing.
00:17:28.000 I had all this stuff, everything from badges to a skateboard.
00:17:31.000 how i got a skateboarder sex business giga i will never know but i came back with a skateboard I've been asked from the day I joined the Pistols onwards to write a Christmas song.
00:17:49.000 And every year somebody comes.
00:17:51.000 I knew the guy from the Buzzcocks that dumped me because I told him he couldn't bring his pit bulls to kill my kid.
00:17:58.000 The fuck's his name?
00:18:00.000 Tony Buzzcock.
00:18:01.000 From the Buzzcocks?
00:18:03.000 Tony.
00:18:04.000 Tony Buzzcock.
00:18:05.000 I said, What is with Johnny Rotten always talking like a sexy squirrel?
00:18:12.000 Hello?
00:18:13.000 What are you doing?
00:18:15.000 Hmm.
00:18:17.000 Well, the councils, they ban our concerts and they take our money.
00:18:23.000 I'm like, does that get tiring?
00:18:24.000 And he goes, that's who he is, mate.
00:18:26.000 Like, you'll be at his house and he'll say, hello, having a cup of tea, are we?
00:18:32.000 Would you like a sugar with that?
00:18:36.000 That's who he is.
00:18:37.000 We're not allowed to do it.
00:18:39.000 They are the main differences between...
00:18:41.000 Anything is revolution.
00:18:43.000 You know what's great about Johnny Rotten?
00:18:45.000 He didn't get stuck in punk.
00:18:48.000 He created a new thing and started a new life.
00:18:51.000 I don't need you.
00:18:53.000 How did those crazy years?
00:18:56.000 That was kind of my goal after Vice.
00:18:58.000 I didn't want to be the Vice guy after I left.
00:19:01.000 And I'm not.
00:19:03.000 I'm a Nazi.
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00:19:51.000 There's so much to talk about.
00:19:52.000 I almost want to be like the anti-things to talk about guy and focus on silly things like a sex pistols concert in 1977.
00:20:03.000 I guess after the paywall, we can get into it, maybe with our callers.
00:20:06.000 But ObamaGate is fascinating to me that no one is talking about it.
00:20:10.000 The media is avoiding it.
00:20:11.000 Every morning I say, hey, Alexa, what's up in my kitchen?
00:20:15.000 And she is a fucking cunt.
00:20:20.000 You have hurt me today.
00:20:22.000 There you go.
00:20:22.000 What do you mean you want to get rid of the music?
00:20:24.000 That's such a shitty lie.
00:20:27.000 Ryan.
00:20:29.000 Your dad's thing, where he goes, nothing wrong with that.
00:20:32.000 Sounds like it happened in a riot.
00:20:35.000 Nothing wrong with that.
00:20:36.000 It's her stupid laughing.
00:20:40.000 Um.
00:20:43.000 I don't really know what I want to talk about.
00:20:46.000 I have 9,000 notes.
00:20:50.000 Okay, here's one thing that's kind of controversial I want to talk about.
00:20:53.000 Are you ready for this?
00:20:54.000 Yep.
00:20:56.000 James McCarthy.
00:21:01.000 Paul McCartney's son.
00:21:02.000 Did I say McCarthy?
00:21:05.000 I don't remember, but it's not.
00:21:06.000 Oh, that's one thing.
00:21:06.000 That's another thing I want to talk about was that we live in a Karen dictatorship.
00:21:11.000 But we'll get to that in a second.
00:21:13.000 First, I want to talk about James McCarthy.
00:21:15.000 McCartney.
00:21:16.000 So he is Paul McCartney's son.
00:21:18.000 Maybe you can dig up the sort of compilation of him.
00:21:23.000 I never heard of him before.
00:21:24.000 I didn't know Paul McCartney had a son.
00:21:27.000 But apparently, he is Paul McCartney's schizophrenic son.
00:21:32.000 He's mentally ill.
00:21:35.000 And when he does interviews, he's obviously heavily medicated.
00:21:38.000 So he doesn't start speaking about UFOs and jumping off the couch.
00:21:42.000 But the McCartney modus operandi for dealing with James is to deny everything.
00:21:49.000 They've denied it to themselves.
00:21:51.000 So they see him as a regular dude, just a normal guy.
00:21:54.000 Have you got it yet?
00:21:56.000 The compilation where he sucks, I don't have, but was it a decision that you had to consider quite carefully about whether to go into music, considering that you come from this musical heritage?
00:22:10.000 I thought of it like that.
00:22:11.000 I thought kind of, you know, I'm not going to be oppressed by certain things, so I'm just going to carry on and just do my own thing.
00:22:18.000 And so now you've, I mean, you've released music before, haven't you?
00:22:18.000 Yeah.
00:22:22.000 You released an e-book before.
00:22:24.000 This is your first full album.
00:22:26.000 Tell us about the process of making it.
00:22:29.000 How long does it taken you?
00:22:31.000 What did you play so much on it?
00:22:34.000 Yeah, maybe a couple of years.
00:22:37.000 Going into different studios, you know, spending time writing the lyrics and writing the music, you know, just enjoying the moment and stuff.
00:22:47.000 Besides Hank Williams, has there ever been a son of a famous musician that hasn't sucked?
00:22:52.000 Like a Bob Dylan son?
00:22:54.000 No, it's the rarest talent in the universe.
00:22:56.000 Sean, Sean Lennon.
00:22:58.000 Sean Lennon's cool, but it's the rarest writing songs like we were talking about yesterday with Rancid.
00:23:03.000 It's the rarest gift in the universe.
00:23:08.000 So for it to pass on to your son is just not going to happen.
00:23:11.000 It's not happening.
00:23:12.000 To see the heritage there.
00:23:13.000 Your dad, of course, is Paul McCartney.
00:23:16.000 There's somebody on the credit list credited with vocals, guitar, and drums called Paul McCartney.
00:23:21.000 Is he?
00:23:22.000 Oh, he's my father.
00:23:25.000 It's so nice to have you here, James.
00:23:27.000 Thanks so much.
00:23:28.000 You like the combo of your mom and dad.
00:23:30.000 I'm not blonde, but I look like my dad.
00:23:33.000 You sound a little bit like dad, too.
00:23:34.000 Oh, yeah, I guess a little bit.
00:23:36.000 I've got a little bit of a liver poem inflection there sometimes.
00:23:40.000 You got to understand when someone is schizophrenic and they're on tons of pills, they seem chill.
00:23:47.000 But they're just like, they're talking like someone who's in a dentist's office.
00:23:51.000 But keep going.
00:23:52.000 To somebody that you know, have us have a quick look at this.
00:23:55.000 Okay.
00:23:56.000 Hey, Changy.
00:23:57.000 Rock it, man.
00:23:59.000 I know you will.
00:24:04.000 What is this?
00:24:05.000 I think it's kissing an asshole.
00:24:06.000 Swipe power?
00:24:07.000 You're kissing a racist asshole?
00:24:10.000 But okay, here's my incredibly offensive theory.
00:24:13.000 I can't believe I'm putting on the paywall.
00:24:15.000 Is it possible that Paul McCartney fucked up his talented genes by marrying a gimp?
00:24:23.000 This is probably going to get me kicked off YouTube.
00:24:25.000 But Linda McCartney had a peg leg, right?
00:24:28.000 I don't know if that's the medical term for it, yes, but yes.
00:24:31.000 She brought her peg leg to your fag zone?
00:24:34.000 Why did she have a peg leg?
00:24:36.000 What happened there?
00:24:37.000 I could look into it.
00:24:39.000 You'll see.
00:24:40.000 Now, in Central America, in Central America, they don't like their handicapped children and they put them in the basement because God clearly doesn't love you if you are handicapped.
00:24:55.000 He made you shitty.
00:24:56.000 So that means he doesn't like your entire family.
00:25:00.000 If your kid is crippled, then he hates the whole McInnis clan.
00:25:04.000 So what you do is you hide your handicapped kid in the basement.
00:25:10.000 Oh, in a road accident.
00:25:13.000 Oh, that changes my whole thing.
00:25:16.000 Yeah.
00:25:17.000 I was going to say she was handicapped.
00:25:19.000 It was nurture, not nature.
00:25:20.000 That's pretty nurture.
00:25:22.000 Yes.
00:25:23.000 So what's his problem?
00:25:24.000 Well, that derails my whole theory drastically.
00:25:26.000 Why does he have a pig brain?
00:25:29.000 Yeah, that's a pretty bad accident when your kid comes out retarded.
00:25:37.000 I'm sorry, man.
00:25:39.000 I'm sorry, James.
00:25:40.000 Terrible.
00:25:42.000 But it just seems so, I guess what I was doing, and I was wrong, we just clearly found out it was a car accident.
00:25:49.000 It just seems like I think we naturally search for some sort of reason to it.
00:25:55.000 Like the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away.
00:25:58.000 Paul McCartney, unbelievably talented.
00:26:02.000 And then you see his wish-wash son who's just like disoriented by life.
00:26:09.000 And you think, oh, is that because your wife was a gimp?
00:26:12.000 I don't know.
00:26:13.000 You want an answer to these questions.
00:26:17.000 Oh, anyway.
00:26:21.000 He looks like a failed clone of Paul McCartney.
00:26:24.000 Well, let me just tell you what my horrible, it's almost like racist rant was going to be.
00:26:29.000 I assumed his wife was crippled, not from a car accident.
00:26:33.000 And I was going to say that maybe cripples are shittier than us.
00:26:37.000 Not a very popular theory, popular in Central America, but there is some credence to it.
00:26:44.000 Like deaf high schools, right?
00:26:47.000 They have a terrible graduation rate.
00:26:49.000 And you think, wait, the media's told me that deaf people are just me, but deaf.
00:26:53.000 So they sign and they read and they should be just as smart as me.
00:26:56.000 But why do they have such a terrible graduation rate?
00:26:58.000 Because deaf people tend to have like 90 other problems.
00:27:03.000 And I remember this when I was hanging out with the Hauser News retards.
00:27:07.000 I'd say, what's going on with what's going on with Jen?
00:27:13.000 And their handler would say, oh, yeah, she has spina bifida, cerebral palsy, muscular dystrophy, and 37 other things.
00:27:20.000 And you're like, whenever you see someone special, it's never just like one thing.
00:27:26.000 It's always a laundry list of problems.
00:27:28.000 Like that weird Antifa gimp who got me kicked out of CPAC.
00:27:32.000 Yeah.
00:27:33.000 Now that guy had a cane and he's waddling around and he picked a fight with me and I said, let's do this.
00:27:38.000 And then he ran to get security and got me kicked out of CPAC.
00:27:41.000 He looks like he has AIDS.
00:27:44.000 I mean, his eyes, unpopular.
00:27:46.000 What was the show?
00:27:48.000 Offensive?
00:27:50.000 Slightly offensive?
00:27:51.000 Slightly offensive interviewed him.
00:27:53.000 And you look at him and you think, I think that's fairly informed with ELED.
00:27:57.000 No.
00:27:58.000 You're right.
00:27:58.000 Oh, no.
00:27:58.000 Oh, no.
00:27:58.000 You're right.
00:27:59.000 Slightly offensive.
00:28:01.000 Find that if you can.
00:28:03.000 Just slightly offensive, Antifa.
00:28:05.000 You look at him and you go, meh, your shitty legs aren't your only problem.
00:28:09.000 You are like, you have a shitty soul.
00:28:15.000 From the inside out.
00:28:18.000 So maybe Central Americans are right, and maybe crippled people are shitty, and blind people aren't just us without eyes, and deaf people are not just us without ears.
00:28:26.000 Maybe there's other intrinsic shittiness because God hates them.
00:28:30.000 Which is a great intro to.
00:28:34.000 Did you find it?
00:28:37.000 It should be pretty recent.
00:28:38.000 Yeah.
00:28:42.000 I don't like fun thumbnails.
00:28:44.000 Yeah, there he is.
00:28:45.000 Look at that guy.
00:28:47.000 So his eyes are literally assholes.
00:28:52.000 No, but it doesn't.
00:28:53.000 And he has three buttons on a dress shirt.
00:28:56.000 Is that guy's crippled leg his only problem?
00:29:00.000 Is he just you who's been kneecapped?
00:29:02.000 Or is he just shittier?
00:29:05.000 Even his shirt's retarded.
00:29:07.000 Anyway, the impetus for this theory has been disproven by Linda McCartney's car accident, so don't give it too much credence.
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00:30:30.000 Let's get behind the paywall.
00:30:57.000 I got kind of a disturbing text while we were on here.
00:31:01.000 I was looking up my James McCartney info and I was talking to a guy about it.
00:31:07.000 And I said, it's weird how, you know, the Lord giveth Paul McCartney a talent and the Lord taketh away with his son.
00:31:17.000 And then he said, yeah, it's kind of weird how mental illness can make you so laid back.
00:31:22.000 Maybe I need some of that.
00:31:24.000 And I was like, yeah, there is some of that.
00:31:26.000 It's called America Bourbon, my friend.
00:31:29.000 And I showed him a picture of it because I was drinking it at the time.
00:31:34.000 And then he said, you were no fun when we met.
00:31:36.000 Are you drinking again?
00:31:39.000 Oh, whoa.
00:31:40.000 When we met, this guy, I thought it went great.
00:31:44.000 Oops.
00:31:45.000 I thought we had the night of a lifetime.
00:31:48.000 I thought it was a great date.
00:31:51.000 I went with him and his girlfriend to that French restaurant in the West Village.
00:31:56.000 What the fuck is it called?
00:31:57.000 Lucky Strike?
00:31:58.000 Just doing the thing?
00:32:00.000 Yeah, that was me that night.
00:32:01.000 And I was like, this is a great night.
00:32:03.000 We're best friends now.
00:32:05.000 He was like, you were no fun.
00:32:10.000 That was too much of indecence.
00:32:12.000 What were you doing?
00:32:12.000 Wow.
00:32:14.000 I don't know.
00:32:15.000 I was trying to encourage them to get married and have babies like I always do when I'm drunk.
00:32:18.000 What's wrong with that?
00:32:19.000 Maybe they weren't drunk enough.
00:32:22.000 Way to text me that while I'm doing a live show and fucking throw me off my fucking money.
00:32:27.000 You have hurt me today.
00:32:28.000 See why you needed that clip?
00:32:30.000 It's good.
00:32:31.000 You have hurt me today.
00:32:34.000 You know, before I was persona non-grata, I did an improv show with her and Amy Poehler at UCB East, and I told a funny story, and then they reenacted like 10 skits based on characters in the story I just told.
00:32:53.000 It's not online.
00:32:55.000 But I remember thinking, improv is fucking gay, but that was kind of impressive.
00:33:03.000 Where should I put this?
00:33:05.000 Doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle.
00:33:07.000 So yeah, here's something I want to talk about.
00:33:08.000 I want to talk about this Karen dictatorship we are living in.
00:33:12.000 I talked about it during the week, but it's becoming more solidified in my head like a cold turd.
00:33:19.000 And I'm just so angry that I sent you these links, by the way, Ryan.
00:33:29.000 Big Brother says, I want you to film everything that happens.
00:33:33.000 And if there's any conflict or any problems that arise, call me.
00:33:37.000 Call the authorities.
00:33:38.000 And you go, well, that's a pretty intense fascist dictatorship.
00:33:43.000 And then you see it's happening.
00:33:45.000 I don't know.
00:33:46.000 I think I might blame feminism.
00:33:50.000 Show that clip.
00:33:54.000 My dog showed her that she didn't like her energy.
00:33:58.000 And as an adult dog, told that puppy she did not like her energy.
00:34:04.000 Okay, and then what happened when she, you know, asked for your number?
00:34:07.000 Because it seems like your dog really hurt me.
00:34:09.000 I was on a phone call.
00:34:10.000 Do you see that I have earbuds in?
00:34:13.000 I was on a phone call to my nephew, who is in a tragic case right now and is home crying because he is in a situation.
00:34:24.000 So I was on the phone with him at home.
00:34:26.000 If her dog has a problem.
00:34:28.000 By the way, if I'm ever in these situations, I can't help antagonize it and make it much worse.
00:34:33.000 What was the situation?
00:34:34.000 It couldn't have been that bad.
00:34:36.000 Hasn't your nephew fucked up before?
00:34:39.000 In a tragic case.
00:34:40.000 It's so fun to just sort of goad them.
00:34:44.000 So why are you walking your dogs if it's so bad?
00:34:47.000 Nothing.
00:34:48.000 It was nothing's wrong.
00:34:49.000 Her dog didn't have a problem until years attacked it.
00:34:51.000 You want to be recorded?
00:34:52.000 Here.
00:34:53.000 See, that's what I'm talking about right there.
00:34:55.000 So you want to be recorded?
00:34:56.000 So she's recording her, and then she retaliates by recording.
00:35:00.000 They both call the police immediately.
00:35:02.000 We are in a state of self-imposed tyranny.
00:35:08.000 Like in China and North Korea and Soviet Russia, they have all this shitty culture, but they don't fuck over themselves.
00:35:15.000 I guess in the Soviet Union they do.
00:35:18.000 But at least in North Korea, people aren't filming each other going, you smoked a cigarette.
00:35:24.000 That's verboten.
00:35:25.000 But here we are doing exactly that.
00:35:28.000 Filming each other's every transgression and sending it to the authorities immediately.
00:35:35.000 You know, there's an argument for modern America being worse than Soviet Russia.
00:35:43.000 I think we're more monitored and we're more likely to call the authorities than Eastern European countries.
00:35:51.000 We have little brother here.
00:35:54.000 Okay, go ahead and set a big brother.
00:35:57.000 It was nothing's wrong.
00:35:58.000 Her dog didn't have a problem until yours attacked it.
00:36:01.000 You want to be recorded?
00:36:02.000 Here.
00:36:03.000 Like, fuck the dogs.
00:36:04.000 I don't care about the dogs.
00:36:05.000 I'll eat them right now at a Korean restaurant.
00:36:07.000 You tell me what fucking happened.
00:36:08.000 Here, I'll record you.
00:36:10.000 How do you like that?
00:36:10.000 It's fine.
00:36:11.000 Okay, you tell me what happened.
00:36:12.000 All that happened was a dog.
00:36:14.000 I'm wearing a mask.
00:36:16.000 The dogs had an altercation.
00:36:19.000 Yeah, because we're fucking six feet apart, ladies.
00:36:23.000 We're out in public, and I think that by the way, Dr. Fauci, who's a pussy, said don't wear a mask.
00:36:32.000 Huh.
00:36:33.000 He said it's ridiculous at this point.
00:36:34.000 I think maybe I should be wearing a mask.
00:36:36.000 I know it's like a stressful situation, and now you're upset, and I understand that, but it's like one dog.
00:36:41.000 What's the other one?
00:36:42.000 The other video?
00:36:45.000 I can't help but think feminism is somehow guilty.
00:36:53.000 So this kid was being snarky.
00:36:56.000 I don't think he should be arrested.
00:36:59.000 Unless you're raping someone on the beach.
00:37:01.000 Leave people alone.
00:37:03.000 But they decided reckless endangerment, whatever the fuck he was doing.
00:37:08.000 So the mom starts going nuts.
00:37:10.000 What?
00:37:10.000 This is unconstitutional!
00:37:12.000 This is unconstitutional!
00:37:14.000 This is unconstitutional.
00:37:15.000 I'm not saying she's not right, by the way.
00:37:16.000 It's the filming.
00:37:18.000 He violates the order.
00:37:19.000 We tried to talk to him.
00:37:21.000 That is against the law.
00:37:21.000 That's not the right thing.
00:37:24.000 That is against the law.
00:37:25.000 And what you did is not against the law.
00:37:25.000 No, it's not.
00:37:27.000 That's my point here.
00:37:28.000 I don't want to get sidetracked.
00:37:30.000 If the police are doing something unconstitutional, yeah, film them.
00:37:33.000 Get it on tape.
00:37:34.000 But it's this knee-jerk reaction where everyone films everyone else.
00:37:38.000 They all get it.
00:37:38.000 They call the police.
00:37:39.000 Like that black woman clearly called the police on that boy.
00:37:43.000 And now the mother is filming it, and the black woman is filming her.
00:37:48.000 You fucking ride them all up.
00:37:50.000 And that, and that, and that, and all these kids, and all everybody that's been sitting on this beach.
00:37:55.000 We were getting there.
00:37:55.000 You do that.
00:37:56.000 You do that.
00:37:57.000 We were getting there.
00:37:58.000 That's bullshit.
00:38:01.000 That's bullshit.
00:38:02.000 We were speech confederates.
00:38:05.000 Caribbean.
00:38:06.000 Is that not Hawaii?
00:38:09.000 I'm holding you accountable.
00:38:10.000 Hold me accountable.
00:38:12.000 That's being holding.
00:38:13.000 This is an unjust.
00:38:15.000 This is an unconstitutional arrest.
00:38:19.000 This is an unconstitutional arrest.
00:38:21.000 Yeah, it's probably Hawaii with all that volcanic rock.
00:38:25.000 This is unconstitutional.
00:38:27.000 What are you doing right now?
00:38:28.000 Give me the car keys.
00:38:29.000 Give me the car keys.
00:38:31.000 Can I remove the car keys?
00:38:33.000 This is unconstitutional.
00:38:36.000 And you went directly for him.
00:38:37.000 You walked up after all these people and you went directly for my son.
00:38:40.000 It's weird.
00:38:41.000 Just pause.
00:38:42.000 Hawaiians are kind of like American Indians.
00:38:45.000 And even though they're 8 billion miles from us, they'll still have that fucking accent.
00:38:50.000 Hey, okay, we just have to arrest you.
00:38:52.000 That Canadian accent, that Midwestern accent?
00:38:55.000 There's something Japanese about it, too.
00:38:56.000 David Cho has got it, too.
00:38:58.000 Yeah, David Cho has it.
00:38:59.000 Just fucking leave your job.
00:39:01.000 Be an artist.
00:39:07.000 Like, my wife has chinky eyes.
00:39:09.000 She has no leg hair.
00:39:10.000 But they just have the same sort of mouth structure when it comes to saying words.
00:39:17.000 Yeah.
00:39:19.000 Why do their words come out like that?
00:39:21.000 And they all love nature.
00:39:23.000 They love nature and they love to over-enunciate.
00:39:26.000 And then Mexicans, even when they're like totally white and their mother is just a little bit Mexican, they sort of garble the words and say, we're going to go do the thing that we're doing on Friday.
00:39:37.000 But American Indians and Asians both have to get all those syllables out.
00:39:42.000 No problem.
00:39:44.000 I feel like I'm a toad.
00:39:47.000 And I guess Dinesh is sort of a strange combination of Caucasians and Asians in that he's from the Caucasus Mountains as an Indian.
00:39:58.000 Remember that Indian comedian?
00:40:02.000 What the fuck was his name?
00:40:04.000 American Indian comedian?
00:40:05.000 There's only like one.
00:40:08.000 Look him up.
00:40:10.000 He's like, a lot of you people think that we're mean, but we're not too nuts about you either.
00:40:19.000 He's still alive, I think, but he's big in his 70s.
00:40:23.000 Please.
00:40:25.000 What's your fucking Google there?
00:40:26.000 Native American comedian.
00:40:27.000 Charlie Hill?
00:40:28.000 Charlie Hill, fuck.
00:40:30.000 Look at vintage Charlie Hill.
00:40:30.000 Oh, yeah.
00:40:32.000 No, he's pretty bad now.
00:40:34.000 But look at like 70s Charlie Hill.
00:40:39.000 Hey, what are you guys doing?
00:40:42.000 Just go 70s Charlie's Hill, please.
00:40:46.000 70S.
00:40:50.000 Hey.
00:40:54.000 Yeah, there he is.
00:40:54.000 He's 83.
00:40:57.000 He doesn't even want the Beach Boys around, man.
00:40:59.000 That's amazing, you know.
00:41:02.000 The Beach Boys.
00:41:03.000 These guys are like 45 years old.
00:41:04.000 Do you read that?
00:41:04.000 They want to get him in the White House and they didn't want him.
00:41:07.000 Reagan's from California.
00:41:08.000 We want the Beach Boys, okay?
00:41:08.000 Hey, man.
00:41:11.000 Reagan, of course, that haircut.
00:41:13.000 You look like a haircut.
00:41:14.000 Do you ever see that mascot in front of big boy hamburgers?
00:41:19.000 Nothing moves, a goddamn thing.
00:41:23.000 So I'm getting off airplane once and all the Secret Servicemen around them.
00:41:26.000 The wind's blowing at the airport.
00:41:28.000 All the ties are hanging out of their hats and everything.
00:41:30.000 Here's Ron, not one here, another place.
00:41:32.000 Waving at the cameras.
00:41:34.000 His neck was flapping.
00:41:36.000 I don't know if you noticed that.
00:41:41.000 You know what Indians do in emails?
00:41:43.000 After they tell a joke, they write, I-I-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.
00:41:51.000 And then we'll have maybe like an emoji of a turtle.
00:41:55.000 The hell?
00:41:56.000 I think it's the equivalent of, you know, in comic strips where the guy's falling out of the frame with his feet in the air?
00:42:02.000 It's like the American Indian version of that.
00:42:04.000 Anyway, that's weird.
00:42:06.000 Total tangent.
00:42:07.000 The turtle is the spirit of the Joker.
00:42:10.000 No, that's the crow, my friend.
00:42:12.000 Oh, the crow laughs when the sun.
00:42:13.000 The crow is the charlatan.
00:42:19.000 What do you got now?
00:42:20.000 I was hoping this would explain the sound to my American idea.
00:42:25.000 But yeah, these Karens are ruining America.
00:42:30.000 They're destroying our culture.
00:42:32.000 And you pussy husbands are allowing your bitch wife to do this shit and film everyone and report on everyone and say, I'm going to call the cops are on their way.
00:42:43.000 That's the new thing.
00:42:44.000 Oh, yeah?
00:42:45.000 Okay.
00:42:46.000 Well, I'm going to get you on camera.
00:42:47.000 And the cops are on their way.
00:42:50.000 And they both say it like it's smoking gun.
00:42:52.000 And then the other half will go, you can't film me.
00:42:55.000 I will sue you.
00:42:56.000 You do not have permission to film me.
00:42:58.000 That's illegal.
00:42:59.000 It's not illegal.
00:43:02.000 And they just keep doing it.
00:43:03.000 And it's never landscape.
00:43:06.000 Look at this, Karen.
00:43:10.000 That picture you had up earlier.
00:43:12.000 This really sums them up.
00:43:14.000 Men, now that it's advised to wear a quote-unquote mask when going in public, please have some self-awareness.
00:43:19.000 Women have enough to worry about right now.
00:43:22.000 And always, for that matter, don't be fucking creepy.
00:43:26.000 What does that mean?
00:43:28.000 And why aren't I included in this clip?
00:43:33.000 Two, white people.
00:43:35.000 You will be seeing people who are not white wearing masks.
00:43:41.000 Some masks may be medical.
00:43:43.000 Some may look like mine.
00:43:44.000 If your first instinct is to follow, harass, and or call the cops on what's by POC?
00:43:52.000 By on any people of color, by is that like bisexual people of color?
00:44:02.000 In a mask, living their life, please go back inside your house and never come out.
00:44:08.000 We don't need or want you in society.
00:44:10.000 Meanwhile, she's obviously childless and she's not in society.
00:44:14.000 She's not participating in society.
00:44:18.000 B-I-P-O-C.
00:44:20.000 All right, there's too many other subjects I want to get to.
00:44:22.000 I want to get to ObamaGate and break that apart.
00:44:24.000 The unmasking of Flynn.
00:44:26.000 I don't know if we have enough time.
00:44:29.000 Boy, that TriCaster is really huffing and puffing, huh?
00:44:32.000 Yeah.
00:44:33.000 He's freaking out.
00:44:34.000 Let's do a little brief mailbag and then we'll take some calls.
00:44:37.000 What do you think of that?
00:44:40.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
00:44:45.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:44:51.000 Let me touch it.
00:44:53.000 Holy crap.
00:44:54.000 We have a problem here.
00:44:56.000 What's that?
00:44:57.000 With these...
00:45:05.000 So we're getting them every seven minutes and there's no way we can catch up.
00:45:10.000 We have to come up with a solution.
00:45:13.000 Like, well, comments on the site would be a good solution.
00:45:16.000 Heck yeah.
00:45:18.000 The sensor TV subreddit still exists for anybody who wants to.
00:45:21.000 Or maybe we could just send them all to the res and have various tribes, like the Navajo, they could relay all the letters to the various video recording devices, and then they could try to answer them on their own.
00:45:39.000 And the Chalpacadoois could store the messages for the money.
00:45:42.000 Major Longclaus is pregnant.
00:45:44.000 What is that from?
00:45:45.000 It's just been my go-to Indian thing my whole life.
00:45:50.000 Uhuru, I saw you mentioning BH salespeople the other day, and I wondered what you'd think of my situation and what you would do, especially since you've ran several businesses before.
00:46:02.000 This is from a guy named Laurent Walks on Water.
00:46:06.000 I left NYC right when coronavirus hit after living there seven years.
00:46:11.000 And when I got to my brother's place, it was nearing his son's birthday.
00:46:15.000 This sounds like an omen.
00:46:17.000 And if you see any owls on your property, you should be wary.
00:46:21.000 I was having an argument with my wife the other day.
00:46:23.000 She goes, yeah, but my mother doesn't think that that makes sense right now.
00:46:27.000 And I go, your mother is scared of owls.
00:46:32.000 That's pretty good thwart.
00:46:33.000 Because the Ho-Chunks think if you see an owl on your property, it's like it means someone's going to die soon.
00:46:39.000 So if an owl lands near my mother-in-law, she has a fucking heart attack.
00:46:46.000 He wanted to buy, and I'm not disparaging my mother-in-law.
00:46:49.000 Scottish people have silly superstitions.
00:46:51.000 Every culture has their hang-ups.
00:46:54.000 Just saying.
00:46:56.000 He wanted to buy him a Nintendo Switch.
00:46:59.000 So I told him, hey, I've spent over $12,000 at B ⁇ H. There's an awesome store.
00:47:05.000 They're an awesome store in NYC.
00:47:07.000 You should get it there.
00:47:09.000 Who's this retard, by the way, sending me this letter?
00:47:12.000 Why am I hearing this story?
00:47:14.000 So he orders one, and the day before my nephew's birthday, we get the package, and it's an empty box.
00:47:21.000 So I tell B ⁇ H and they tell me they investigated and they sent it there so there would be no refund.
00:47:28.000 So do I, I do my own investigation and I get FedEx to show me record of weighing the package empty after it left their facility.
00:47:35.000 I show B ⁇ H this evidence and they still won't refund.
00:47:39.000 I submitted a claim to the BBB, Better Business Bureau, and the FTC and get a popular streamer to tweet about it.
00:47:47.000 I'm pissed.
00:47:48.000 So now I just want to destroy these people for ruining my nephew's birthday, eh?
00:47:53.000 What do you think about B ⁇ H and what would you do?
00:47:56.000 What other creative things can I do to destroy them, Gavin?
00:48:00.000 Heels sunglasses.
00:48:00.000 Thank you.
00:48:02.000 Proud of your boy, Mike.
00:48:04.000 That's his name.
00:48:05.000 Heels sunglasses.
00:48:08.000 I should start giving Indian names.
00:48:10.000 I love it.
00:48:13.000 I found out what Buy POC is.
00:48:15.000 It's Black, Indigenous, and People of Color.
00:48:18.000 Oh, shh.
00:48:19.000 Oh, it's funny that he's an Indogene, as Penny Rimbaugh would say.
00:48:24.000 How much is a Nintendo Switch?
00:48:26.000 Like $300.
00:48:28.000 They're $300?
00:48:29.000 I believe.
00:48:30.000 That's an expensive game thing to buy.
00:48:34.000 Correct.
00:48:35.000 I'm slowly drifting into Jesse Ventura.
00:48:38.000 That's an intense thing to go off the grid.
00:48:40.000 If you bought one of these for $500 and your kid throws it down the fucking staircase, good luck to you, buddy.
00:48:48.000 You're right.
00:48:48.000 They're $500.
00:48:51.000 That's an expensive device.
00:48:53.000 My son has one.
00:48:54.000 He never uses it.
00:48:55.000 It's made of thermite paint.
00:48:58.000 Oh, I thought they were $300.
00:48:59.000 Wowee, $500 freaking bucks.
00:49:02.000 Hey, G-Wagon, I'm a huge Queen fan.
00:49:03.000 Appreciate you doing the Brian May story.
00:49:05.000 That's two Queen members who have had their asses torn up.
00:49:10.000 You wrote that?
00:49:12.000 Yes, that's not me.
00:49:12.000 He wrote that.
00:49:13.000 That's a guy named David.
00:49:15.000 But I thought I'd mention that after decades of being an overpraised multi-millionaire, he is a liberal vegan asshole.
00:49:22.000 For years, he's been advocating no culling of animals in Britain, but secretly had animals culling his own property so they wouldn't destroy his garden.
00:49:29.000 Isn't that always the fucking way?
00:49:33.000 Virtue signaling for me, not for thee.
00:49:38.000 This is from Arbella.
00:49:40.000 He who does one thing and says another.
00:49:42.000 He who lets us all down.
00:49:44.000 We have a letter from a guy named Oded, but let's talk to Arbella.
00:49:49.000 We seem to have a lot of foreigners trying to get a hold of us today.
00:49:54.000 Arbella, man slams pickup through hotel lobby.
00:49:59.000 Why didn't you ever play this?
00:50:01.000 My co-worker went to college in Oklahoma, and she's in the green shirt in this vid.
00:50:08.000 I sent it when you played those car ramming vids.
00:50:12.000 Why didn't you show it, eh?
00:50:14.000 Fucking sender.
00:50:15.000 Oh, I'm so sorry, Arbella.
00:50:17.000 I neglected to play your viral video.
00:50:20.000 He could have killed somebody.
00:50:23.000 Look, I like how they're trying to get out of there.
00:50:28.000 Is he drunk?
00:50:31.000 Anyway, I gotta go.
00:50:36.000 Oh, my.
00:50:38.000 Wow.
00:50:38.000 Shit.
00:50:40.000 I love how they put their hands on.
00:50:41.000 Okay, we're sorry.
00:50:43.000 That's a woman thing.
00:50:45.000 So her friend is the one in the green shirt?
00:50:46.000 You mean the one that almost got crushed?
00:50:48.000 Yeah, people always say that.
00:50:49.000 I've noticed on Reddit, they'll go, this is a guy from my old high school.
00:50:54.000 I don't believe you.
00:50:55.000 That's not too much of a brag.
00:50:57.000 I know, but there's always a connection to the video.
00:51:00.000 Yeah.
00:51:01.000 This guy looks like he could be Indian.
00:51:03.000 That guy's me, actually.
00:51:04.000 That's me.
00:51:05.000 What is going on?
00:51:08.000 Indians don't go bald.
00:51:11.000 All right, let's see this letter from Oded.
00:51:11.000 Huh.
00:51:14.000 Gavin, the corona panic and the financial crisis it will create for the next three decades is the result of the radical left idea of a safe space for a vulnerable population.
00:51:27.000 These safe spaces, in our case, used to be called hospitals.
00:51:32.000 But the idea is, of course, I love how I'm reading a letter from a 20-year-old who's talking to me like I climbed a mountain to find my yogi and there he is just meditating with a four-foot long beard like you finally made it to me.
00:51:47.000 People are looking for a safe space.
00:51:49.000 That safe space used to be hospitals.
00:51:52.000 Thanks, children.
00:51:55.000 Spoiler generation creates a crisis where there is none, blaming the healthy rich whites, blah, blah, Blah, blah, fucking blah.
00:52:01.000 Like, why do people send me these essays?
00:52:04.000 Can't you make a video about it or something?
00:52:06.000 You seem to have done a lot of homework.
00:52:08.000 This thing goes on forever.
00:52:10.000 All right.
00:52:10.000 I haven't found the Native American laughing, but in Thai, LOL is 555.
00:52:17.000 Japanese, WWW.
00:52:19.000 Mandarin.
00:52:20.000 Oh, in Gavin, it's C-A-R-E.
00:52:23.000 You're saying you don't care.
00:52:26.000 Jonathan Bradshaw, there's no manly cars left.
00:52:28.000 Was watching an episode about no manly cars.
00:52:30.000 Problem is, you're letting your Grover arms do the thinking.
00:52:32.000 Stop looking at European cars.
00:52:34.000 And then he shows a Jeep.
00:52:38.000 And it's true.
00:52:39.000 Jeeps do seem to retain right angles.
00:52:42.000 They're probably the only car that has those right angles.
00:52:47.000 You're right, sir.
00:52:48.000 There's just a little, they're a little cheap for me.
00:52:52.000 Hi, Gavin and Ryan.
00:52:53.000 Here's the meme it came with.
00:52:53.000 I know you're looking for this.
00:52:55.000 Pennsylvania's top doc, Rachel, formerly Richard Levine, who mutilated himself by cutting off his ding-a-ling, is providing all of Pennsylvania's citizens' mental health advice during this pandemic.
00:53:09.000 Can I go down in the history books as the first guy to call Tranny's mentally ill gaze and got in big fucking trouble for it?
00:53:19.000 In fact, I can list it all.
00:53:23.000 Oh, look, someone's sending us live stuff.
00:53:26.000 Linda McCartney, mother of James, never had a peg leg.
00:53:29.000 It was Heather Mills, the woman Paul married after Linda, died.
00:53:32.000 Ryan even just showed in the news article with Heather Mills in the headline, but now there you notice.
00:53:36.000 Jesus, guys, come on.
00:53:37.000 I noticed.
00:53:38.000 That's why I kept gay.
00:53:39.000 Well, we said it wasn't the greatest theory of all time.
00:53:43.000 Please leave us alone.
00:53:45.000 But yeah, did you know that when I said that shit about training is being mentally ill-gays, someone from the White House, an employee of the White House, cited that article as an example of evidence that we shouldn't take these trans people so seriously?
00:54:05.000 The White House was banned from Wikipedia after that.
00:54:10.000 If you had an ISP that was from the White House, you could not edit Wikipedia articles because someone from that establishment had supported what I said about trainees, and that cannot happen.
00:54:27.000 We're seeing, Glenn Beck talks about that a lot these days, about how we're seeing this sort of control of information.
00:54:33.000 Google is saying we can only take authorized truth.
00:54:38.000 The fuck is authorized truth?
00:54:41.000 What the fuck is truth?
00:54:45.000 Something that has to be filtered through.
00:54:46.000 Can you not find that article?
00:54:48.000 What are you doing?
00:54:49.000 Oh, about the White House?
00:54:50.000 No.
00:54:50.000 Yeah, look up White House ISP, Gavin McInnes, eh?
00:54:55.000 And that's before Proud Boys or anything.
00:54:58.000 I've been censored for a long time.
00:55:01.000 Christian.
00:55:02.000 This guy's name is Christian.
00:55:04.000 I don't like Christians.
00:55:05.000 They came to my land and they tried to make me worship Jesus.
00:55:10.000 And now we have the Church of Native Americans.
00:55:14.000 The Native American Church.
00:55:17.000 Evening, fellas.
00:55:17.000 Gavin, if you had to do a fuck, kill, or marry between Makersmark, Buffalo Tracer, Woodford Reserve, what would be your lineup?
00:55:25.000 Ryan, I recently followed you on Instagram and noticed you post a lot of pics slash vids with cigars.
00:55:32.000 Have you tried Monte Cristo or Davidoff?
00:55:35.000 I highly recommend.
00:55:36.000 I've had both.
00:55:37.000 They're pretty good to my remembrance.
00:55:40.000 You like those?
00:55:41.000 Those are good.
00:55:43.000 I want to love you with my heels on.
00:55:45.000 I fuck you more than a friend.
00:55:47.000 Mary, fuck, kill.
00:55:49.000 Obviously, Mary made this park.
00:55:54.000 I would fuck Buffalo Trace and I would kill Woodford Reserve, even though it's delicious, and I have a bottle of it waiting for me at home.
00:56:02.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:56:05.000 Let's switch to calls, shall we?
00:56:08.000 And I'm going to go get some paper to do one of my drawings because we're going to start auctioning off my incredibly talented art and use it to raise money for justiceforliberty.com.
00:56:21.000 But last week, I made a giant poster that I'm afraid is going to have to go in the garbage because it says, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, stop fighting.
00:56:35.000 Notice that.
00:56:36.000 That's not that impressive there, guy.
00:56:39.000 Stop fighting.
00:56:42.000 We've got calls.
00:56:54.000 I'm gonna have to write this separately It's funny that we use this episode to advertise the show, and I'm always drunk in it and never have notes.
00:57:08.000 So it's actually the worst show of the week.
00:57:10.000 The worst half hour of the week is what we use to advertise the show.
00:57:14.000 I don't like advertising, though.
00:57:17.000 We got Ian.
00:57:19.000 What's up, Ian response?
00:57:21.000 Oh, get fired.
00:57:22.000 Get in trouble.
00:57:23.000 Be brave.
00:57:25.000 What the hell was that?
00:57:28.000 Alright, let's go to the Discord.
00:57:33.000 What was that recording?
00:57:34.000 Was that the Skype?
00:57:35.000 Yeah, the.
00:57:38.000 Are we going to take in some actual calls first, or are we going to do Discord?
00:57:43.000 I heard you guys chatting.
00:57:47.000 What's up, guys?
00:57:47.000 All right, Lukeze, you're up first.
00:57:49.000 What's your question?
00:57:50.000 My question is about mass incarceration.
00:57:54.000 That's a heavy question.
00:57:55.000 Oh, shit.
00:57:56.000 I know.
00:57:56.000 Am I live?
00:57:57.000 Oh, sorry.
00:57:57.000 I forgot.
00:57:58.000 Oops.
00:58:00.000 Yeah, again.
00:58:02.000 My question is about mass incarceration.
00:58:05.000 I think it works.
00:58:06.000 We're just not locking up the right people.
00:58:10.000 You know, you tweeted about today on your Telegram about how the left is discouraging doctors from using hydroxychloroquine.
00:58:17.000 And that just set me over the edge.
00:58:19.000 I've been flirting with this idea for a while.
00:58:21.000 I think these leftists, the Marxist college professors, these hardcore Antifa members, Black Panthers, journalists, journalists specifically, these smear merchants like Jared Holt and Will Sommer, these people belong in jail.
00:58:37.000 These people should be jailed for lying, for being anti-American, for all these, you know, inciting, basically inciting race wars, you know, like those two police officers who got shot in New York in their patrol car.
00:58:50.000 This is caused by journalists.
00:58:51.000 These people belong in prison.
00:58:55.000 Yeah, I know what you're saying, but now you're getting into freedom of speech, and now it's starting to sound like someone who says something offensive should be jailed.
00:59:04.000 It doesn't smell very good.
00:59:08.000 I think if you burn the flag, you should go to jail or be deported.
00:59:11.000 I think there should be some pretty big limits to free speech.
00:59:15.000 Well, I disagree.
00:59:17.000 Damn.
00:59:18.000 No.
00:59:19.000 I mean, think about it.
00:59:20.000 These people are not going to hesitate to arrest us.
00:59:23.000 I mean, you saw what happened in John Kingsman.
00:59:25.000 These people are becoming judges, prosecutors.
00:59:29.000 They're on the jury.
00:59:31.000 Like, they're not going to hesitate to arrest us.
00:59:33.000 So why should we hesitate to put them in jail?
00:59:36.000 Well, that's the problem with this whole conflict is that we fight fair and they fight dirty.
00:59:42.000 Yeah, we're the gracious losers.
00:59:44.000 We are gracious losers.
00:59:46.000 Yep.
00:59:47.000 And you see it in the house.
00:59:48.000 We're going to be setting back.
00:59:49.000 At least we fought the right way.
00:59:52.000 You know, when we lose.
00:59:54.000 Yeah.
00:59:55.000 And I don't like the let's not stoop to their level.
00:59:58.000 Like Jacob Wall is stooping to their level and I advocate for that.
01:00:01.000 And, you know, when Antifa were fighting us, I said, let's fight back.
01:00:05.000 And that was seen as violence, even though we were ensconced in violence at the time.
01:00:10.000 We still are.
01:00:11.000 And I was saying, if Trump supporters get fucked with, fuck with them back.
01:00:15.000 But as far as jailing people, no, we should never pay people for what they say ever.
01:00:23.000 I think it would pay for itself.
01:00:25.000 I mean, we'd use, you know, how did China get up to the second most powerful economy in the world?
01:00:30.000 They used, you know, sweat labor.
01:00:31.000 So imagine Jared Holt, right, sitting in his maximum security prison, making little McDonald's toys or stitching like JCPenney socks or underwear.
01:00:41.000 Like this, it would pay for itself.
01:00:43.000 And we could build more jails to put more leftists in.
01:00:46.000 Yeah.
01:00:47.000 Now I'm starting to worry that you're a troll trying to trick me into saying something bad.
01:00:54.000 No, I'm not, Gavin.
01:00:55.000 Big fan, dude.
01:00:55.000 I'm a big fan.
01:00:56.000 Big fan.
01:00:57.000 Huge fan.
01:00:57.000 Yeah, same.
01:00:59.000 Massive fan.
01:00:59.000 Huge fan.
01:01:02.000 But yeah, thanks for calling.
01:01:06.000 I do think, though, you should be able to fight these people.
01:01:08.000 Was that a fake lith or a real lith, do you think?
01:01:11.000 Like when Jared, when Jake, what's his name?
01:01:17.000 Jared Holt gets someone fired.
01:01:20.000 He just does it with impunity and no one beats him up.
01:01:23.000 And in my day, the Stranglers would get a bad record review and they'd go beat the guy up.
01:01:28.000 I don't want them imprisoned, but if you get a guy fired, you fucked with his ability to pay for his children's food, to put food in their mouths.
01:01:38.000 And then you just get away with it, and then you show up at CPAC like it ain't no thank.
01:01:43.000 That's what pisses me off.
01:01:44.000 Mutual combat is a noble way to solve problems.
01:01:49.000 Ian, call back if you can.
01:01:50.000 Sorry about that.
01:01:51.000 We dropped his call.
01:01:52.000 We got Big Dad.
01:01:55.000 Yo.
01:01:56.000 Hello.
01:01:59.000 Can you hear me?
01:02:00.000 Yes.
01:02:02.000 Yeah, my question is, a lot of times when I eat chicks, they will ask me, how many chicks have you slept with?
01:02:09.000 Or when I first started dating them, they're like, how many chicks have you slept with?
01:02:12.000 And that's a no-win situation.
01:02:15.000 How do you answer that question?
01:02:17.000 You say 15.
01:02:20.000 But I'm at like 88.
01:02:21.000 I know.
01:02:22.000 You lie.
01:02:23.000 All is fair in love and war.
01:02:25.000 Never tell women the truth.
01:02:27.000 Ever.
01:02:28.000 Not even after you're married.
01:02:29.000 But yeah, what if...
01:02:35.000 Yeah.
01:02:36.000 If you're married and you piss your pants, you better hide those pants.
01:02:43.000 Yeah.
01:02:44.000 I pissed the couch the other night.
01:02:46.000 And so I woke up and I went upstairs.
01:02:50.000 I changed out of my jeans that I had just pissed.
01:02:52.000 I found some PJs and I put them on.
01:02:55.000 And then I thought, uh-oh, I gotta fucking absorb that piss.
01:03:00.000 Now, when I do it in my own bed, it's not a problem because we have a plastic thing at the bottom of all our other sheets.
01:03:07.000 And if I put enough towels down, it eventually absorbs it.
01:03:11.000 But that doesn't really work with a couch.
01:03:13.000 And this couch, she got this.
01:03:16.000 Hold on, she got this fancy couch that doesn't have, you can't take the pillows out.
01:03:21.000 They're stitched into the couch.
01:03:23.000 So what it is is I laid there with my pajamas on and newspapers, absorbing it.
01:03:28.000 And then she comes downstairs in the morning and she goes, was I snoring again?
01:03:33.000 And I was like, yeah.
01:03:35.000 And I didn't break her balls because she wasn't snoring.
01:03:40.000 And then that next day, I sat in that piss stain, absorbing it with my pants and with newspapers, pretending I was reading the paper until like noon.
01:03:53.000 And no one knows that I pissed the couch.
01:03:57.000 And that's what marriage and courting is all about.
01:04:00.000 You're never not courting, boys.
01:04:03.000 But you don't think some girls are more deserving of the truth than others?
01:04:07.000 Nope.
01:04:07.000 Never be honest with the woman.
01:04:09.000 It's for losers.
01:04:12.000 Well, can't argue with that.
01:04:14.000 All right.
01:04:14.000 Thanks for calling.
01:04:15.000 Okay.
01:04:16.000 Love you by.
01:04:18.000 Every pair of pants you wear are PJs.
01:04:21.000 I'm wearing jeans.
01:04:22.000 You know what's funny?
01:04:23.000 The jeans I'm wearing tonight are the same jeans from that same piss, and I never washed them.
01:04:28.000 Oh, my God.
01:04:29.000 I gave a huge sniff.
01:04:30.000 I couldn't detect any piss, and I thought it was probably water by then.
01:04:35.000 We got George Carlin.
01:04:38.000 Oh, I thought he died.
01:04:39.000 I knew his brother.
01:04:41.000 Hey.
01:04:44.000 I grew up in the 80s or 70s and 80s.
01:04:46.000 I'm about your age, Gavin.
01:04:50.000 He was always one of those guys that I really enjoyed.
01:04:53.000 I didn't agree with everything a man had, his point of view on things.
01:04:58.000 But I mean, we don't have comedians like that anymore.
01:05:01.000 Probably never will.
01:05:02.000 That's part of the reason why I listen to you.
01:05:05.000 Yeah, you know, people ask me, they go, What do your old punk friends think about how you feel today?
01:05:11.000 And I say, We didn't really, we weren't political like that back then.
01:05:15.000 Like, we just saw the sexmaster wearing a swastika.
01:05:19.000 It wasn't really like, oh my god, you have sinned.
01:05:22.000 But today, if the bassist likes Trump, that band is dead in the water.
01:05:28.000 You know, Johnny Ramon hated communism.
01:05:30.000 He liked Ronald Reagan.
01:05:31.000 No one really cared.
01:05:32.000 They thought it was kind of cool and weird.
01:05:35.000 Yeah.
01:05:36.000 Yeah, it's a different world.
01:05:38.000 I really hate it myself.
01:05:41.000 But that's good for everybody.
01:05:44.000 All right.
01:05:44.000 Well, thanks for calling.
01:05:45.000 I like you more than a friend.
01:05:47.000 Hey, Big Daddy.
01:05:52.000 Didn't he win?
01:05:54.000 I forgot all that winning stuff.
01:05:54.000 Oh, shit.
01:05:57.000 Hey, Big Daddy P-Pants, call back in.
01:06:01.000 No, look, we fucked up.
01:06:02.000 Let's just do the next two callers.
01:06:04.000 Sorry, guy.
01:06:06.000 All right.
01:06:07.000 We'll take one from the Discord and take one from the call queue.
01:06:12.000 Let's catch up with Ian because we dropped him.
01:06:17.000 Ian, you're on the line.
01:06:22.000 Hello?
01:06:22.000 Hello?
01:06:23.000 Oh, this is Nean.
01:06:27.000 I'm beyond angry.
01:06:31.000 Gavin, you've been pontificating this week about why people are behaving the way that they are about the Ahmed shooting and wanting to see non-white people in commercials.
01:06:40.000 And I have a hypothesis that guilt and shame are like very elemental emotions in human beings.
01:06:47.000 And those are normally expressed through religion.
01:06:49.000 So Stephen King would talk about how we're awarded for channeling positive emotions, but just, you know, for every positive emotion, there's a darker, more sinister emotion that's just as natural.
01:07:00.000 But, you know, for years, religion has served as the vessel for all these horrible human tendencies like guilt, shame, public humiliation, so cancel culture, authoritarianism, and all these traits that you see in the left.
01:07:13.000 So it's like when you throw religion in the garbage, the liberal orthodoxy becomes, you could see white privilege as a modern version of original sin.
01:07:22.000 And I think, you know, especially when you loosen like all the sexual restrictions and taboos, you're all encouraged to be sexually liberal, but we just find another way of sublimating that guilt, and that's into race.
01:07:32.000 So I think, you know, when you're looking at all these examples that you're talking about, it really is a religious manifestation.
01:07:39.000 Yeah, I think you're right.
01:07:40.000 I think liberalism has become a new religion.
01:07:45.000 And isn't it funny how people like Joe Rogan will come up with like Sober October, which synthesizes Lent, and they'll come up with meditation, which is really just talking to a priest, or therapy, which is talking to a priest.
01:07:58.000 But what I don't get is why are whites the only people that have this tendency?
01:08:03.000 Like, you couldn't imagine a Japanese person exaggerating the Ahmed Arbery shooting to blame Japanese people, or a Mexican, or a black, or no other group would be so eager to blame themselves.
01:08:21.000 Why is that?
01:08:22.000 You could see it tying into our religious history, though.
01:08:25.000 You know, like, for example, white people on the right, they actually practice genuine religion, like Catholicism or whatever, where it's actually backed by something that's in principle, like the golden rule.
01:08:38.000 But you can see, like, even environmentalists, it's like a mutation of paganism.
01:08:43.000 You know, it's like nature worship, ritualistic behaviors, like carrying fucking water bottles in your purse and like not wanting to upset the air.
01:08:50.000 So you could see the distinct history of Puritanism and, you know, just the really stringent religious practices that we've had in the West.
01:09:04.000 Potentially that could be inflecting the way that white people behave when it comes to now the liberal Orthodoxy.
01:09:10.000 Okay, so now what you're saying is it's possible that it's a genetic trait that whites just have this, for some bizarre reason, whites are the only race that have this strange culpability where they have to take the blame for everything.
01:09:26.000 Yeah, it was so evident when you talked about that, the cut video, and there was that woman who just literally read it, like wrote as if it was a robotic.
01:09:35.000 You know, it was almost like doing a hymn or some kind of religious text.
01:09:41.000 It was just clearly, you can almost see it in her eyes.
01:09:44.000 There's just, yeah, it's, I do think it's a genetic trait.
01:09:48.000 And Japanese people have plenty of shit to feel guilty about.
01:09:52.000 You know?
01:09:53.000 The rape of Manking, the way they treated Taiwan, they got a lot of skeletons in their closet, but they don't tend to fucking self-flagellate the way we do.
01:10:06.000 Yeah, all the history of the world is just carnage and tribalism and taking over.
01:10:11.000 I mean, that's just everyone.
01:10:12.000 So to act like this is specific to one group and we're uniquely responsible is just ahistorical.
01:10:19.000 All right, buddy.
01:10:20.000 Thanks for calling.
01:10:21.000 It's a weird thing.
01:10:22.000 I still can't figure out.
01:10:27.000 So you forgot to tell him that he won, but I'm going to call him.
01:10:32.000 I forgot about him too, eh?
01:10:34.000 Yeah, call him back.
01:10:35.000 No, no, no.
01:10:36.000 You don't get to call back.
01:10:37.000 It's now a new guy.
01:10:39.000 Okay.
01:10:40.000 Now we're going to.
01:10:40.000 All right.
01:10:41.000 So we haven't started bourbon and socks yet.
01:10:43.000 Okay.
01:10:44.000 Now we're going to Ian.
01:10:45.000 Ian was the first caller, to be fair.
01:10:47.000 So Ian, you won.
01:10:49.000 Hey, Gavin.
01:10:49.000 Yeah.
01:10:50.000 Hey, Ryan.
01:10:50.000 Hello.
01:10:51.000 Hey, man.
01:10:51.000 You just won Bourbon in Socks.
01:10:54.000 Hell yeah, that's awesome.
01:10:55.000 How old are you?
01:10:57.000 What year were you born?
01:10:59.000 32.
01:10:59.000 I was born in 87.
01:11:00.000 Okay.
01:11:01.000 Wait, you were born in 1932?
01:11:03.000 Holy shit.
01:11:04.000 Yeah, 1932.
01:11:06.000 You're our oldest person.
01:11:10.000 I love the show, guys.
01:11:14.000 My girlfriend and I watch it every night.
01:11:15.000 It's like our ritual.
01:11:16.000 And when you guys were kicked off Blaze TV, I instantly renounced my membership.
01:11:24.000 And so it was nice to see when you came back and had your own show.
01:11:28.000 So we were in Gavin withdrawal there for a little while.
01:11:32.000 Thank you.
01:11:34.000 But I wanted to ask you if you had any advice on red-tilling my mom.
01:11:39.000 I got into a knockdown drag out fight with her the other night about, and it all stemmed from this coronavirus shit and me being skeptical of it and her not believing anything that I was saying.
01:11:52.000 And I brought up Stephen Crowder's bit where he was talking about how they were counting flu deaths as corona deaths and they didn't have to actually test and verify.
01:12:05.000 And she was like, why are you such a skeptic?
01:12:07.000 and I got into this huge argument.
01:12:09.000 And I was just wondering if you had...
01:12:09.000 What's wrong with that?
01:12:13.000 Like, scientists are by their very nature constantly skeptical, and they're lauded as heroes.
01:12:20.000 What's the matter with being a skeptic?
01:12:24.000 It sounds like someone's saying, why are you such a blasphemer?
01:12:24.000 I don't know.
01:12:31.000 Well, we got into a huge argument about it, and she was talking about CNN and, you know, all the reports that they were putting out there.
01:12:38.000 And I was talking about how, yeah, well, CNN also hosts Chris Cuomo, who said he had coronavirus, but then verbally accosted a bicyclist who saw him out of his house and with a group of people and how they couldn't be trusted.
01:12:53.000 And yeah, it's anytime I bring up a conservative talking point, she always agrees with me when we talk about all this transgender nonsense and everything else.
01:13:03.000 And anytime I bring up a conservative point, she agrees with me.
01:13:06.000 But I can't get her to watch an episode of Tucker Carlson.
01:13:09.000 I can't get her to watch an episode of Ben Shapiro or Steven Crowder.
01:13:12.000 So just any advice.
01:13:14.000 I'm in the same boat with my wife.
01:13:16.000 I want her to watch that Dinesh D'Souza doc about Hillary.
01:13:20.000 And she goes, I'm not going to let you brainwash me.
01:13:23.000 I said, what?
01:13:24.000 It's just watching a thing.
01:13:26.000 You're not going to be under hypnosis.
01:13:30.000 I get this question a lot.
01:13:31.000 And my advice is always to keep things interrogative.
01:13:37.000 Like, don't you think that blah, blah, blah would be blah, blah, blah if they were blah, blah, blah?
01:13:42.000 As opposed to, you know, this dogmatic definition of the truth.
01:13:49.000 And things like, but isn't the survival rate of COVID-19 like 99?
01:13:55.000 In every country, it's over 99%.
01:13:57.000 Some countries, it's up to 99.9%.
01:14:00.000 Why are we focusing on the deaths when we have deaths from 120 opioid deaths every single day?
01:14:10.000 130, sorry.
01:14:11.000 250 Christians are killed every day by radical Muslims.
01:14:18.000 Why are we focusing on this?
01:14:19.000 What's the, I don't get it.
01:14:21.000 That's what I would just keep saying to her.
01:14:23.000 I don't get it.
01:14:24.000 As opposed to like, you don't get it.
01:14:26.000 You know, women especially get confrontational.
01:14:30.000 She started leaning a little bit more towards my direction and hearing my points of view when I got her to get a pistol permit.
01:14:37.000 So we live in upstate New York where guns are impossible to get.
01:14:41.000 And because Syracuse area.
01:14:45.000 Okay.
01:14:47.000 So I ended up getting a concealed carry permit, and I was able to convince her to get a pistol permit.
01:14:54.000 And it wasn't until she started taking some courses from different defense companies around here, one of them, Rochester Personal Defense, and hearing other people, well-educated people's other sides of the story.
01:15:10.000 And yeah, then she would start to come around on certain issues.
01:15:14.000 And guns was one of the biggest for her because she really had her eyes opened and was able to see that she had been lied to for so long about that.
01:15:25.000 Yeah, it's funny because the leftists have spooked themselves so much that they want guns now.
01:15:31.000 They want a Glock because Trump's America is a war zone.
01:15:34.000 And then they start getting into gun culture, and the next thing you know, they're libertarians.
01:15:39.000 Speak in.
01:15:42.000 All right, thanks for calling, buddy.
01:15:44.000 You know, I spent a year and a half trying to get David Cross to criticize immigration.
01:15:50.000 And eventually, I got him over to my side by saying it hurts blacks.
01:15:54.000 I said it only makes whites richer in both countries, Mexican whites and American whites.
01:16:01.000 Rich white males do better with open borders.
01:16:04.000 And eventually I got him.
01:16:05.000 He was like, you know what?
01:16:06.000 I think you might have changed my mind on this.
01:16:08.000 And that was a year and a half with constant badgering.
01:16:11.000 And then a few months go by and I lost him again.
01:16:14.000 And now he's back to hating Trump, hating the wall.
01:16:17.000 This was pre-Trump, but you know what I mean.
01:16:20.000 So then I just started thinking, is it worth it?
01:16:23.000 I mean, do we really change people's minds?
01:16:28.000 Is it possible to change someone's mind?
01:16:32.000 And then when it comes down to your mother, I would say, maybe just like not jeopardize your relationship with her and lie.
01:16:42.000 Just lie.
01:16:43.000 Say, you're right, mom.
01:16:44.000 Trump is a rapist Nazi.
01:16:47.000 By the way, speaking of Trump, I was thinking about this today.
01:16:51.000 If I'm on the subway and I'm wearing this t-shirt, right?
01:16:54.000 And you can't see my Rolex or my Gucci shoes, and I look at a woman like, wow, she won't even react.
01:17:00.000 Like, she might dry heave, but she might just go, Jesus.
01:17:04.000 But if I'm in the back of a car, like I'm getting driven somewhere in Manhattan, and especially if back when I was doing Fox News, I was always getting driven, picked up and dropped off by their limo service.
01:17:17.000 So I'd be in the back of a large, not a limo, but like a Cadillac, whatever.
01:17:21.000 And I'd have a suit on because I was about to do the Fox News.
01:17:24.000 And I'd have my window down and I would see some hot chick on like 35th.
01:17:27.000 And I would go, wow, or something like that.
01:17:30.000 And they would always go like, hello, and do like a little reaction like, yeah, you wish, and enjoy it.
01:17:41.000 And that's because they thought I was rich.
01:17:44.000 They thought I was a millionaire.
01:17:46.000 That's why they live in New York to meet a rich guy and never have to work again.
01:17:50.000 And Trump's whole thing of they let you do it, grab you by the pussy.
01:17:55.000 If you're rich and powerful, which when they saw me in the back of the limo, they thought I was like Jeff Bezos, they get turned on.
01:18:03.000 And the exact same ugly face can be on my motorcycle and be like, hello.
01:18:07.000 And they just go, oh, Jesus, what the fuck?
01:18:10.000 Same face.
01:18:12.000 Two totally different reactions.
01:18:16.000 Now we got the Discord.
01:18:18.000 Okay.
01:18:19.000 Hey, guys.
01:18:19.000 All right.
01:18:20.000 What's up?
01:18:21.000 Hey, what's going on, Gavin?
01:18:22.000 How you doing?
01:18:23.000 Good.
01:18:25.000 Long time listener, first time caller.
01:18:27.000 I want to talk about how feminism has saved my life.
01:18:30.000 Oh, good.
01:18:31.000 Let's hear all about it.
01:18:33.000 Okay.
01:18:33.000 So back in 2015, five years.
01:18:36.000 No, this happened.
01:18:37.000 This is probably like eight years ago.
01:18:39.000 I used to go to music school, hang out with a bunch of liberals, play classical music all the time.
01:18:44.000 Didn't have that much fun.
01:18:46.000 And thanks to feminism, I got really drunk one night and was walking home with a girl who is a friend of mine and who liked me.
01:18:53.000 And I grabbed her ass and we're, you know, making out on the street corner.
01:18:57.000 And then she's saying, come back to my place.
01:18:59.000 I say, she wasn't that high.
01:19:00.000 She was like a six, maybe a six.
01:19:02.000 That's right.
01:19:02.000 My bread and butter, dude.
01:19:03.000 And I was really drunk and high.
01:19:06.000 And so I tell her to, I don't want to do it.
01:19:10.000 I send her home.
01:19:10.000 I'm too drunk.
01:19:11.000 I get up the next day.
01:19:12.000 It turns out she's reported me for sexual assault.
01:19:15.000 So long story short, I get thrown out of school thanks to feminism.
01:19:19.000 Ostracized from the music community.
01:19:20.000 There's like five people that will play classical music with me in Cleveland.
01:19:24.000 I dared to be brave and stand up for myself, stand up for being a man.
01:19:29.000 So I did that.
01:19:30.000 Thank God.
01:19:30.000 And, you know, I found you in 2015.
01:19:32.000 And if it wasn't for you, I honestly might have killed myself because I felt so alone.
01:19:36.000 I didn't have anyone.
01:19:37.000 I found your videos and I said, oh, God, there are people out there who are getting fucked over by this.
01:19:42.000 You know, I'm not just the only guy.
01:19:43.000 I'm not some rapist because I honestly did at one point feel like a rapist.
01:19:48.000 Well, after a while, you have all these people screaming that at you and you must start to think, maybe it's true.
01:19:53.000 Like when everyone called me a racist, I started thinking, maybe I am and I don't know it.
01:19:59.000 Yeah.
01:20:02.000 So the crazy thing about that was she calls me, I get kicked out of school.
01:20:08.000 This is how feminism saved my life.
01:20:10.000 I was going to go to music school for like another four years.
01:20:13.000 It's cost me $30,000 for one year of school.
01:20:18.000 So I was going to be $120,000 in debt.
01:20:20.000 I leave.
01:20:21.000 I get kicked out, whatever.
01:20:22.000 I'm banned from Indiana University campus for life.
01:20:26.000 Sent me a nice email.
01:20:27.000 If I ever walk on campus, they can arrest me and take me to jail.
01:20:30.000 So instead, now I went to bartend.
01:20:32.000 I busted my ass for three years, worked 60 hours a week, lived with my dad, paid off all my debt, had 60 grand in the bank, bought a house.
01:20:40.000 You know, I would still be in music school today if it wasn't for feminism and this stupid girl who thought I raped her because I grabbed her ass on the street and kissed her a few times.
01:20:52.000 That is home with her.
01:20:55.000 And imagine how shitty your life would have been if you had a relationship with her.
01:21:00.000 I was such a loser back then.
01:21:02.000 I just played music all the time.
01:21:02.000 I didn't work out.
01:21:04.000 At one point, I contemplated voting for Bernie Sanders because I thought that I was like a victim of society as a musician and that I deserved like more money.
01:21:13.000 They don't appreciate what they appreciated for.
01:21:15.000 Yeah, that's right.
01:21:16.000 Well, now I rehab houses with my brother.
01:21:18.000 I just got paid two grand the other day to rip out this dude's windows, sand them down to the wood, throw some primer on it, paint them, you know, replace some of the glass panels because nobody knows how to be a man anymore and work with their hands.
01:21:30.000 And got paid two grand cash.
01:21:34.000 It comes through $1,200.
01:21:36.000 Yeah.
01:21:37.000 Wow.
01:21:38.000 The dude who was with Mattress Girl, like, I don't think he recovered.
01:21:46.000 And Kale Hartman is still like in the middle of nowhere watching the show right now.
01:21:50.000 We want you to do a show with us, Kale.
01:21:53.000 Still totally devastated by that Kantu ruined his life.
01:21:57.000 You're fucking lucky, dude, that you came out of this on top.
01:22:01.000 And also lucky because you won socks and burbs.
01:22:03.000 Oh, yeah, you won socks and bourbon.
01:22:06.000 I wear socks when I have sex.
01:22:07.000 I shit you not for my entire life.
01:22:10.000 About 80% of women mention it.
01:22:12.000 I say I always wear socks.
01:22:14.000 So getting these socks is actually like life-changing.
01:22:16.000 I can't wait to talk to some loser girl on Tinder who's going to show up at my doorstep and have sex with me for nothing and wear these socks while doing it.
01:22:24.000 Why do you wear socks during sex?
01:22:27.000 It keeps my, my feet get cold.
01:22:29.000 I love it.
01:22:29.000 It's like my feet are warm and I'm having sex.
01:22:33.000 Okay.
01:22:34.000 I never take them off.
01:22:35.000 And sometimes I feel guilty.
01:22:36.000 Like, you know, you're getting in bed.
01:22:38.000 And I mean, most of the girls I have sex with, I have sex with one time now, too.
01:22:42.000 So thanks to feminism for that too.
01:22:43.000 I mean, they just, they give it away.
01:22:45.000 I mean, these girls, I mean, I don't know if Ryan does this, but I literally swipe through girls on Tinder.
01:22:51.000 I put up a bio that I found online, like how to get girls on Tinder, what women want to hear, copy pasted that to my profile.
01:22:58.000 Wow.
01:22:58.000 These girls, I try and offer them a good time.
01:23:00.000 I said, you want to go out?
01:23:01.000 Let's go to dinner.
01:23:02.000 Maybe we can hang out.
01:23:03.000 And they say, you know what?
01:23:05.000 I'll just come to your house.
01:23:05.000 No, I'm fine.
01:23:06.000 I say, wait, what do you mean?
01:23:08.000 You don't want to like go on a date?
01:23:09.000 Maybe we get a bottle of wine, some dinner?
01:23:11.000 It's like, no, I'll just come to your house.
01:23:12.000 I say, okay, yeah, we can like watch Netflix or something.
01:23:15.000 I mean, they sit down on the couch.
01:23:17.000 Within an hour, they want to have sex with you.
01:23:19.000 They don't even spend the night.
01:23:20.000 They get up and leave.
01:23:22.000 They come to your house and they leave and you don't pay for it.
01:23:25.000 That's as fucked as millennial generation is, as fucked as the world is, I found the silver lining and it is Tinder and it is women giving it up for nothing.
01:23:36.000 And I don't have to get married until I'm at least 35 and I'm mentally mature because I'm 26 and half retarded right now.
01:23:42.000 I have no business having kids or getting married.
01:23:44.000 But thanks to feminism, I can sit here and still have fun.
01:23:47.000 And I don't even have to go to the bar and buy a girl a drink.
01:23:51.000 You got bourbons.
01:23:52.000 What an incredible story.
01:23:53.000 Yeah, you got to email me your info, Ryan at email Ryan your info and we'll get you stuff.
01:23:59.000 Thanks for your call.
01:24:01.000 Nice.
01:24:02.000 That's what I did a video like that where I was this like gross sexist pervert who said he loves feminism because he gets everything he wants.
01:24:15.000 Speaking of skeptical, half of these calls, I'm wondering if they're pranks.
01:24:20.000 Because the sound of their voices?
01:24:23.000 Like that guy sounded true and I agree with what he has to say, but I'm dubes.
01:24:23.000 I don't know.
01:24:31.000 Dubious.
01:24:33.000 We got another koala here, Gay Bantanas.
01:24:37.000 Go ahead, Gay Bandanas.
01:24:40.000 Did Tom Tom walk with Crow?
01:24:40.000 How?
01:24:43.000 How?
01:24:46.000 Hello?
01:24:48.000 Hello.
01:24:48.000 How are you?
01:24:50.000 Oh, very good.
01:24:51.000 I walk with Crow and speak with Coyote.
01:24:55.000 Hey?
01:24:56.000 So bad.
01:24:57.000 That sucks.
01:24:59.000 Have you ever met an Indian before?
01:25:02.000 Namaste.
01:25:03.000 Namaste.
01:25:04.000 Yes, many times.
01:25:05.000 No, that's the wrong continent.
01:25:10.000 C, see, very good.
01:25:13.000 I'm sorry for people that are driving.
01:25:14.000 That probably did scare the shit out of them.
01:25:16.000 What's going on, man?
01:25:17.000 No, well, I thought I'd give you a little insight from the front line here in Pennsylvania as far as the working COVID world goes.
01:25:29.000 It's an odd place because basically it's no different, but everybody walks around with gay bandanas around their necks.
01:25:38.000 It's like everybody's in the 1980s.
01:25:41.000 It's very fashionable.
01:25:43.000 It's an odd world.
01:25:44.000 I thought I'd let you know about that.
01:25:46.000 Well, that's everywhere.
01:25:47.000 I mean, that's New York City even.
01:25:50.000 But no, this is like a job work site.
01:25:53.000 I mean, this is like grizzled old painters and electricians that have to walk around with, I mean, they don't actually wear them.
01:26:00.000 They just wear them around their necks.
01:26:01.000 And then just in case anybody actually walks in who's an authority figure.
01:26:07.000 It's an odd place.
01:26:08.000 Huh, that's weird.
01:26:11.000 Yeah.
01:26:11.000 All right.
01:26:12.000 Thanks for the update.
01:26:14.000 Okay.
01:26:15.000 I guess that's it then.
01:26:16.000 Well, you don't seem to have anything else to say.
01:26:20.000 Oh, I got many things.
01:26:21.000 What else do you need to know?
01:26:26.000 Bye.
01:26:27.000 That's it.
01:26:28.000 All right.
01:26:28.000 Audio, you're not a guest on the show.
01:26:31.000 What else you got?
01:26:32.000 Rub my belly.
01:26:33.000 I'll Buddha something up for you.
01:26:36.000 That's pretty funny.
01:26:38.000 Next, we got New York City in Copa.
01:26:42.000 What?
01:26:44.000 699.
01:26:45.000 You're on the line line line.
01:26:48.000 Oh, is that me?
01:26:49.000 Yeah, that's yeah.
01:26:51.000 Oh, hi.
01:26:52.000 Hi, Gavin.
01:26:54.000 Hi.
01:26:55.000 So basically, I had a really wild Zoom call with my work today.
01:27:04.000 I work in New York City, and I am home, and it sucks.
01:27:09.000 And basically, going back on what that guy said about everybody just wearing masks and stuff.
01:27:15.000 But everybody is just, everybody I'm speaking with, I should say, is just like so brainwashed and they're just regurgitating what they see on social media, what they see on the news.
01:27:25.000 And what I'm thinking is that when it comes time for the election cycle and in November, what do you think the state of New York is going to be like if we win?
01:27:36.000 Is it going to be riots in the street?
01:27:38.000 Are people going to, I just, I don't know.
01:27:41.000 Because of all the bullshit that's going on right now, I can't predict what's going to happen.
01:27:48.000 Inarguably be riots in the streets, no doubt.
01:27:51.000 When Obama was elected, when was that, 2004?
01:27:56.000 I was in Williamsburg, Brooklyn on Bedford Avenue.
01:27:59.000 People were climbing up street poles, screaming their fucking heads off like the Messiah had come.
01:28:07.000 So those same people are about to get a rude awakening when Trump wins with the landslide in 2020, and they're not going to be able to handle it.
01:28:17.000 They're going to go fucking nuts.
01:28:18.000 And the DNC's plan to make it impossible to vote by anything but mail-ins is retarded because when there's low voter turnout, which there will be if you have a mail-in, oh, sorry, when there's mail-ins, you tend to do well because you can commit fraud.
01:28:39.000 But as far as having a low voter turnout by there being a quarantine, the GOP tends to do much better.
01:28:49.000 So they're not going to get a mail-in because they're going to try to push that starting like October and say, hey, we have to do a mail-in.
01:28:54.000 It's going to be too late to push the mail-in.
01:28:56.000 So they'll just have lower voter turnout.
01:28:58.000 When you have lower voter turnout, the GOP always wins because you can't bus in like 10,000 Mexicans.
01:29:04.000 So they're doomed.
01:29:06.000 Exactly.
01:29:06.000 They're going to lose.
01:29:08.000 And it's going to be absolute fucking chaos.
01:29:12.000 I hate seeing all these people say, too, they're like, well, Governor Cuomo said on Thursday, it's like hearing people quote these fucking bureaucrats like they're the king.
01:29:26.000 Imagine you were in high school and someone says, actually, the principal said that we should not go out on Thursday because we should be getting ready for the dance.
01:29:35.000 Like it would make you nauseous.
01:29:38.000 Yeah.
01:29:39.000 It's revolting.
01:29:41.000 I'm just like, I'm wondering if I should just like take off that week just to see what's going on.
01:29:47.000 Well, definitely don't let anyone know how you feel politically in your office.
01:29:53.000 I'm the complete opposite of everybody.
01:29:53.000 Oh, everybody.
01:29:56.000 So do they know?
01:29:57.000 Be quiet.
01:29:59.000 No, well, I just, if it comes up in conversation, I just say, oh, I don't talk politics.
01:30:03.000 And they just quiet down, you know?
01:30:06.000 Yeah.
01:30:07.000 I mean.
01:30:08.000 Oh, anyway.
01:30:09.000 Or you could just tell them the truth and you could get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:30:15.000 Want to a motherfucker face?
01:30:17.000 But thanks.
01:30:18.000 You guys are like my little refuge of happiness every day.
01:30:21.000 Well, we like you more than a friend.
01:30:22.000 Have fun.
01:30:26.000 All right.
01:30:27.000 Now we're going to go back over to Discord real quick.
01:30:31.000 My people.
01:30:33.000 All right.
01:30:37.000 Guys, we're back with you.
01:30:40.000 All right.
01:30:40.000 Next up, we got Jank.
01:30:42.000 What are you?
01:30:44.000 I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still.
01:30:48.000 My people.
01:30:50.000 The deer run run.
01:30:52.000 All right.
01:30:53.000 Hey, real quick note on Johnny Rotten, by the way.
01:30:56.000 First one to call out Jeremy Savile.
01:30:59.000 And everyone fucking laughed at him and called him a piece of shit.
01:31:03.000 He predicted that in what, like 1979.
01:31:03.000 Yeah, good point.
01:31:07.000 He said this guy's a powerful attack.
01:31:08.000 These libertarian types are good people.
01:31:12.000 What'd you say?
01:31:14.000 Well, it turns out that libertarian kind of attitude comes from somewhere, I fucking think.
01:31:22.000 I mean, he was the first one to say anything.
01:31:24.000 Well, if you have a libertarian attitude, you don't want any power.
01:31:28.000 You're not asking to be a leader.
01:31:30.000 You're not asking.
01:31:31.000 I saw this really disturbing tweet that was from like 20, I don't know, 12 or something.
01:31:36.000 And it was a crowd scene that Obama was in.
01:31:39.000 You could see him in the middle.
01:31:40.000 And it said, it was, Obama tweeted it out and he said, I spy with my little eye, someone who is the president of the United States.
01:31:50.000 And I just thought that's just such a non-libertarian view of the world to be like, I got chosen because I'm special.
01:32:02.000 Fucking disgusting.
01:32:04.000 My question was about, well, Little Richard died last weekend.
01:32:10.000 Yes, he did.
01:32:11.000 And I got on this like 50s pop fucking rock shit.
01:32:16.000 It like makes me feel, like, think of like a better fucking time before I was even, I mean, like, before I was swimming to my dad, like, a long fucking time ago.
01:32:27.000 But definitely a better time like Fats of Domino, Little Richard, the Crystals, the Cadillacs, that kind of shit.
01:32:35.000 And I know, I think I remember you have a thing on Censor TV about your record collection where you have a section of just that.
01:32:46.000 So I was thinking about like maybe recommendations.
01:32:50.000 Very difficult recommendations.
01:32:52.000 I don't know.
01:32:53.000 The Sonics are my favorite old-timey band.
01:32:55.000 That was more the 60s and the 50s.
01:32:57.000 But yeah, I mean, we just got out of a global war.
01:33:05.000 So it was pretty hard not to be happy about stuff.
01:33:09.000 But yeah, it just seemed like a great time.
01:33:12.000 And I hate how, you know, my daughter's homework assignment is to talk about how terrible it was and how these people are all evil.
01:33:21.000 But thanks for your call.
01:33:23.000 It's a good trip to go on, especially girl groups.
01:33:26.000 I really love girl groups.
01:33:28.000 Why am I getting calls at this time?
01:33:30.000 Three calls from California.
01:33:32.000 Fuck off, dude.
01:33:33.000 I don't know who you are.
01:33:35.000 All right.
01:33:36.000 We got another one from the Disc Cool.
01:33:38.000 Go ahead now.
01:33:40.000 NDI, you're up next.
01:33:40.000 All right.
01:33:42.000 Hello.
01:33:43.000 Hello.
01:33:44.000 I would like to attack you because I realized the secret that you hold, which is, you know, I understand why you call animals morons.
01:33:55.000 I get it.
01:33:56.000 And I think it's because you're secretly a sentient beaver.
01:34:02.000 The symbols.
01:34:06.000 There's no other way.
01:34:07.000 You look like the Lorax, man.
01:34:10.000 Ryan, hang up on this call right now.
01:34:11.000 You have hurt me today.
01:34:13.000 Hang up on this call right now.
01:34:15.000 He's gone.
01:34:16.000 He'll never hurt me.
01:34:17.000 When you edit this to put it on the site, take that out.
01:34:21.000 There's no way people can know that.
01:34:22.000 Stop Googling the Lorax as well.
01:34:24.000 Don't Google the Lorax.
01:34:25.000 Okay.
01:34:25.000 That's fine.
01:34:26.000 I'm here for you and I'm here to protect you.
01:34:28.000 So let's just pretend that didn't happen.
01:34:29.000 Let's move forward.
01:34:30.000 Not a problem.
01:34:31.000 You know what?
01:34:32.000 We're going to step away from the Discord for a second.
01:34:34.000 Okay?
01:34:36.000 We're going to go back to the regular calls.
01:34:38.000 I think it's a better zone.
01:34:42.000 Okay.
01:34:43.000 I'm really churning them out.
01:34:44.000 That's three drawings.
01:34:47.000 Lame ass California, says Caller.
01:34:50.000 That, that, and that.
01:34:53.000 Damn.
01:34:56.000 Hello.
01:34:57.000 Hello.
01:34:59.000 Hey, yeah, man, I'm from California, man.
01:35:02.000 I was kind of like, I was probably one of the only guys from the state that watches your show.
01:35:07.000 And I asked you, man, do you think this PC shit's ever going to turn around, especially in this state?
01:35:14.000 Yeah, that's a good question.
01:35:16.000 You know, the PC thing started in the early 90s.
01:35:20.000 It was esoteric back then, and it was for radical feminists who had purple hair.
01:35:25.000 And having purple hair was crazy.
01:35:27.000 You had to order it online from Manic Panic, and it was hard to get.
01:35:32.000 And then I single-handedly beat it back with Vice magazine from the mid-90s all the way till 2005 when I started losing my footing at that institution.
01:35:47.000 And it was just waiting, lurking.
01:35:50.000 And as soon as I put my finger off the, got my finger off the button, it came pouring back.
01:35:56.000 The question really is, is political correctness natural?
01:36:01.000 Is it our natural state?
01:36:03.000 I mean, we were talking earlier that self-guilt, white guilt, seems to be a genetic trait.
01:36:09.000 So maybe political correctness is like where the majority of us are meant to be.
01:36:14.000 Maybe we've lost our testosterone.
01:36:18.000 And one theory with that is birth control.
01:36:21.000 It's made us all into pussies.
01:36:23.000 Because birth control makes you synthesize your first trimester.
01:36:27.000 And when a woman is in her first trimester, she doesn't want any alpha males around because she's already got a baby.
01:36:32.000 She wants brothers around, someone that she can get along with that she can trust to keep her safe and not fuck her.
01:36:39.000 So we raised a generation of brothers who are just like, hi, I want to be your friend.
01:36:44.000 I'm racist.
01:36:45.000 I apologize.
01:36:48.000 And it's turned an entire generation into pussies.
01:36:51.000 I don't know.
01:36:51.000 Is that revocable?
01:36:54.000 Like, I don't know, man.
01:36:55.000 What I always thought is like, it's always the girls that seem to push the PC, and it's like the guys trying to fuck these girls that just goes along with it.
01:37:04.000 And it's really bad here because how you said the purple hair out here, it's turquoise here.
01:37:08.000 And about like every other fucking girl you walk by has it.
01:37:11.000 And it just drives me fucking crazy.
01:37:14.000 Should I just move out of this state?
01:37:17.000 Yes.
01:37:18.000 I don't know how old you are, but go north.
01:37:20.000 Northern California is awesome.
01:37:23.000 Oh, I'm 30.
01:37:23.000 Big sir.
01:37:26.000 Well, I'll just let you go.
01:37:28.000 I don't want to keep you up, man.
01:37:29.000 All right, thanks for watching.
01:37:31.000 Eric Los Angeles.
01:37:35.000 Okay.
01:37:36.000 Charles.
01:37:38.000 And then we'll go back to the what's it called?
01:37:41.000 Charles.
01:37:42.000 Hey.
01:37:44.000 Hello.
01:37:45.000 Hey, I'm through.
01:37:46.000 Did I win the bourbon?
01:37:48.000 You did not win the bourbon.
01:37:49.000 I'm sorry.
01:37:50.000 Sorry.
01:37:51.000 Oh, God.
01:37:52.000 You were one who came late.
01:37:53.000 You were way too late.
01:37:55.000 Loser of the bourbon.
01:37:57.000 Chief, way too late.
01:37:58.000 It's okay, you know.
01:37:59.000 It's good to talk to you guys.
01:38:01.000 I'll make it short.
01:38:02.000 Got two questions.
01:38:03.000 First, I want to say thank you for showing my piece of shit brother last week.
01:38:06.000 He's the guy that looks like Copper Cap.
01:38:08.000 He was really pissed because he hates the both of you.
01:38:10.000 He's a liberal who thinks he knows everything.
01:38:13.000 So when we're watching you guys, he'll just wait like a hawk when you say something.
01:38:17.000 He'll go, that's not fucking true.
01:38:19.000 This guy doesn't fuck know anything.
01:38:20.000 But then he'll laugh when you say jokes because you make him laugh even though, which is good to know.
01:38:26.000 But first question I got.
01:38:29.000 What's not true?
01:38:31.000 Every time I hear that, I go, what particular quote was inaccurate?
01:38:37.000 Because I want to correct it if it's not true.
01:38:41.000 Damn it.
01:38:42.000 I can't think of anything, but he doesn't like your faith.
01:38:45.000 I don't know what it is because he's like one of those cool liberals who thinks that there's no funny guys on the right.
01:38:50.000 Like he hates Crowder, which I like Crowder, but for me, like the last caller who was talking about CRTV and everything, I was crushed when I was like, okay, where's Gavin at?
01:39:00.000 Because you were that show or that station for me.
01:39:03.000 And then when I saw you got your own, I had to jump on.
01:39:05.000 But he just doesn't think anybody can be cool on the right.
01:39:08.000 And he's not religious.
01:39:09.000 Like, I'm Christian.
01:39:11.000 He is atheist.
01:39:12.000 I think he's agnostic now, but he won't agree.
01:39:15.000 But he's starting to lean because he sees how crazy things are getting.
01:39:19.000 But I'm telling him, you got to watch this guy.
01:39:21.000 This guy makes everything good.
01:39:23.000 And you just sit there.
01:39:24.000 In his world, is Patton Oswald a cool person?
01:39:29.000 Oh, yeah.
01:39:30.000 Yeah.
01:39:31.000 He's cool because he gets all the chicks.
01:39:33.000 I don't know if he does, but he's in Hollywood and he's a lefty.
01:39:36.000 He kills all the chicks.
01:39:37.000 And he cares about the environment.
01:39:39.000 So he killed all the chicks.
01:39:42.000 I forgot someone died.
01:39:42.000 Oh, yeah.
01:39:44.000 Didn't his wife die or something?
01:39:46.000 Yeah, he's all about how cool prescription pills are.
01:39:50.000 And then his wife dies of prescription pills.
01:39:53.000 And, of course, because he's a lefty, there's no controversy there.
01:39:57.000 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
01:39:59.000 I'd like to say a lot of things about those scumbags from Hollywood.
01:40:02.000 I know you can't really say on air that Spielberg's a pedophile, even though he is.
01:40:06.000 Who?
01:40:07.000 But I'll keep it quick.
01:40:09.000 Wait, who can I say is a pedophile?
01:40:12.000 What was that?
01:40:13.000 Who can't I say is a pedophile?
01:40:16.000 Well, just because I don't want someone to sue you, you know, Spielberg, you know, back to the future.
01:40:20.000 That's why Kristen Glover left.
01:40:21.000 Allegedly.
01:40:22.000 He saw that shit going on.
01:40:23.000 They didn't want him coming back to the second.
01:40:24.000 Wait, who's Silver?
01:40:25.000 What are you talking about?
01:40:26.000 Spielberg.
01:40:26.000 Oh, Spielberg.
01:40:27.000 No, no, I call Steven Spielberg a pedophile all the fucking time.
01:40:31.000 In fact, Brian and I are going to watch E.T. frame by frame and explain why he's a pedophile and why E.T. is a perfect example of his pedophile soul.
01:40:44.000 Filmified.
01:40:46.000 And it makes sense touching tips that light up, you know, when your tip gets hot and you touch it to something else to heal it.
01:40:54.000 That kind of seems ridiculous right there.
01:40:56.000 Yeah, well, how about two young boys smelling their dad's shirt because they miss him so much?
01:41:03.000 You know how you and your brother would smell your dad's dirty laundry when you hadn't seen him in a while?
01:41:09.000 You know how all boys do that?
01:41:12.000 What?
01:41:13.000 Yeah, that's a normal thing.
01:41:14.000 I'm like painting a man and Hook.
01:41:16.000 And I guess Hook was a Robin Williams supposed to be like Michael Jackson originally.
01:41:21.000 Peter pansexual, all that crazy shit going on.
01:41:24.000 I just thought you guys kind of hinted about the Indiana Jones with Marion, the girl you think that's like the hottest girl in the world.
01:41:30.000 Yeah.
01:41:31.000 She was like 12 or something.
01:41:32.000 Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
01:41:34.000 Yeah, there's tons of examples once you start diving deep on it when they would have just, and they brought that up with Spielberg when he was writing the script.
01:41:43.000 They go, hey, man, I'm just going through this.
01:41:45.000 I couldn't help but notice on page 13, he would have been fucking her when she was 11 if he was his teacher.
01:41:54.000 And Spielberg was like, so?
01:41:55.000 I like that.
01:41:57.000 Yeah, it makes it edgy or something, you said.
01:41:57.000 Yeah.
01:41:59.000 Yeah, let's keep it in.
01:42:01.000 So what's your question?
01:42:03.000 Those guys are all whack, but I was going to say about pandemic.
01:42:07.000 I watched the video and then I'm hoping because I listened to all the conservative guys.
01:42:11.000 I listened to Shapiro.
01:42:13.000 I haven't listened to Shapiro that much because he just talks about the virus every day and rips on Trump a lot, just like little things.
01:42:18.000 But I listen to Michael Knowles probably the most and Claven because they kind of laugh about it.
01:42:22.000 But no one really talks about that documentary and it just came out the weekend.
01:42:26.000 It got censored.
01:42:27.000 I was wondering if you had any views on it.
01:42:28.000 Because I know Fauci sucks because he's connected to Gates and they want the vaccines and population control.
01:42:34.000 But what are your thoughts on that shit?
01:42:36.000 Which documentary?
01:42:38.000 Plandemic.
01:42:39.000 Oh, I haven't watched it yet.
01:42:41.000 Oh, dude.
01:42:42.000 You got to do like a video like you did on that Armand Robbery guy.
01:42:46.000 I forgot that guy's name.
01:42:47.000 Arbery with the Timberlands jogging.
01:42:50.000 Okay.
01:42:51.000 Yeah, my mom sent it to me, and she's usually pretty level-headed.
01:42:57.000 Yeah, it's just weird with the doctors and everything.
01:43:00.000 But yeah, I don't want to keep in too many of your time.
01:43:02.000 Thanks for showing my brother.
01:43:03.000 His name is Eric Watstraw.
01:43:04.000 He's gay.
01:43:05.000 He's going to see this, and he's going to get even more pissed.
01:43:08.000 But I love you guys.
01:43:09.000 Keep it up, and hopefully, California survives after all this.
01:43:12.000 All right.
01:43:13.000 Keep getting good at it, if you will.
01:43:15.000 Yes.
01:43:17.000 We've coming back to the Discord.
01:43:18.000 Fedders, are you there?
01:43:20.000 Discord, guys?
01:43:21.000 Hey.
01:43:22.000 What's up, guys?
01:43:22.000 Yeah.
01:43:23.000 All right.
01:43:24.000 Jack, you are up.
01:43:27.000 Hey, how's it going, eh?
01:43:30.000 I mean, it's going okay.
01:43:31.000 Hey, what about you, fuck?
01:43:33.000 Well, tonight we've got a question here about crypto.
01:43:37.000 Oh, you may.
01:43:38.000 Cryptocurrency.
01:43:39.000 That's the veganism of the right.
01:43:43.000 Actually, I'm asking on behalf of another Discord member who they had some problems last week.
01:43:49.000 They live in some bum fuck town.
01:43:54.000 Okay.
01:43:56.000 So I think that we're going to see the greatest transfer of wealth in our lifetime, The change of the monetary system from fiat money to cryptocurrency.
01:44:05.000 We have the U.S. Treasury Secretary Stephen Mnunchin appointed Brian Brooks to oversee the new banking system.
01:44:13.000 So he's the chief operating officer of our currency.
01:44:16.000 And Brian Brooks was the chief legal officer for Coinbase, which I believe is America's number one or two cryptocurrency exchange.
01:44:25.000 And former executive of Deutsche Bank, one of the biggest banks of Europe, was appointed as the new CEO of Binance.
01:44:33.000 Binance is probably the leading trader in crypto in the world.
01:44:37.000 Bilderberg has been non-stop talking about cryptocurrency for the last three or more years.
01:44:43.000 Even during the G7 conferences, they dropped hints of adopting cryptocurrency when talking about Agenda 2030, which is odd.
01:44:52.000 And then finally, you have India, China, Venezuela, which are testing grounds for most anything new that change to using digital ways of exchanging money only, as well as using crypto.
01:45:04.000 So basically, they're rolling onto the blockchain indefinitely.
01:45:07.000 The exchanges are trading USDT, which is a good thing.
01:45:15.000 Is this good or bad?
01:45:18.000 All right.
01:45:19.000 You want another call?
01:45:21.000 Sure.
01:45:22.000 Next up, we got Colin.
01:45:22.000 All right.
01:45:25.000 Yeah, what's up, Kevin?
01:45:26.000 Hey, man.
01:45:27.000 You turn around.
01:45:28.000 Let me ask you this.
01:45:30.000 Is it me or do these never-Trumpers seem like they love getting that ass obliterated?
01:45:38.000 It seems like all they do is lose.
01:45:41.000 The only time I can think an example of when they've won anything is when they won the House of Representatives.
01:45:50.000 Yeah, I think that's what they've got that.
01:45:52.000 I don't think they like losing, though.
01:45:54.000 I think what happened was nerds were given too much power and no one had questioned them for a while.
01:46:01.000 And under Obama's reign, nerds could roam free.
01:46:05.000 And then someone said, yeah, you actually suck.
01:46:17.000 And I don't like that.
01:46:18.000 And I think we should do something about that.
01:46:21.000 Well, we should.
01:46:22.000 It's called wedgies.
01:46:25.000 We've come up with this run across this problem before.
01:46:29.000 We need to start wedging nerds again.
01:46:32.000 A wedgie is more of a wake-up call than a punch in the face.
01:46:36.000 Especially when you hang a nerd on a basketball hoop by his underwear and he has to sort of stay there suspended for like three hours and go, hey, can someone get me down?
01:46:46.000 And someone has to get a ladder.
01:46:50.000 I want to give a nerd a wedgie so fucking hard he never looks anybody in the eye again.
01:46:55.000 If you don't get at a waistband and make it an atomic wedgie, you haven't wedgied.
01:47:04.000 Oh, man.
01:47:05.000 All right.
01:47:05.000 Thanks for calling.
01:47:07.000 Yeah, guys, when you're wedging, you want to get your fist underneath it.
01:47:11.000 The waistband should be here in your hand.
01:47:14.000 So this is all cotton on top.
01:47:16.000 And you get it under, and then you pump up.
01:47:20.000 And you should start feeling like now, obviously, it's much harder with boxers because they're polyester.
01:47:28.000 But if you don't remove the entire waistband, you're really just putting cotton into a man's butt crack, which is gay.
01:47:37.000 All right.
01:47:38.000 Next up, we got Vesh.
01:47:41.000 Big Evan A. Ryan.
01:47:43.000 Hey, Bon.
01:47:45.000 We were speaking of nerds.
01:47:47.000 We were at DEFCON and this is this ACLU reporter was kind of shitting on our group.
01:47:52.000 And why what's your group ran out of our.
01:48:08.000 And he was kind of really shitting on us.
01:48:12.000 And we got kind of riled up and ran out of our suite all the way down the stairs.
01:48:16.000 And we got to the doors to where the guy was.
01:48:21.000 I think his name was Chris Segoyne, Soggy.
01:48:24.000 And we stopped midstream realizing how bad it would look if about five or six government guys kicked the shit out of an ACLU reporter.
01:48:34.000 Yeah, but so what?
01:48:35.000 It's mutual combat.
01:48:37.000 Like, you know, that viral video that went nuts recently with the Jeff Goldblum looking dude?
01:48:42.000 They solved their problem.
01:48:43.000 Everything was fine.
01:48:45.000 Those guys are fucking with you.
01:48:46.000 They're picking a fight with you.
01:48:48.000 And you wanted to resolve it without getting the government involved.
01:48:52.000 What's the matter with that?
01:48:53.000 Yeah, they're.
01:48:55.000 But I had a question, but the nerd thing got me started.
01:48:59.000 So when you are doing production of a show, like a multi-segment show that you have disparate units spread across maybe the U.S. or the world, and each one is kind of submitting their own set of content, what's the most difficult thing you encounter with trying to assemble an actual show from five to seven minute segments like that from different people?
01:49:24.000 Is it the production?
01:49:25.000 Is it the direction?
01:49:26.000 Is it making sure everybody's audio and camera things are the same?
01:49:30.000 No, I mean, we've had trouble with Jacob Wall recently because his computer's fucked up and in this pandemic, it's hard to get him help.
01:49:37.000 So his past two videos have just been audio.
01:49:40.000 Those are all minor details that you can easily throw money at and they instantly get solved.
01:49:44.000 The biggest problem with this show and this network in general is big tech fucking with us.
01:49:51.000 I mean, we've been sued to the point where we can't use the name free speech.tv.
01:49:57.000 We've had you can't DM people censored.tv.
01:50:02.000 We've been banned from various, what do you call them, network providers in New Zealand and England.
01:50:10.000 So the real problem is it's just like justiceforliberty.com.
01:50:16.000 It's the technology, the fuckers, the big tech censoring us.
01:50:21.000 Censorship is the biggest problem with censored.tv.
01:50:26.000 But thanks for calling, and let's go to the next one.
01:50:29.000 Yeah, guys, we'll take one more from you guys and go back to the calls.
01:50:32.000 Yeah, we got to go back to the calls.
01:50:34.000 Look at this production here.
01:50:37.000 Boom.
01:50:38.000 One.
01:50:41.000 All right.
01:50:42.000 Screen face.
01:50:42.000 Can you hear me?
01:50:43.000 Yeah.
01:50:44.000 All right.
01:50:44.000 You're on.
01:50:46.000 Hey, guys.
01:50:47.000 Hey.
01:50:49.000 My question is in two parts.
01:50:52.000 I'm just kidding.
01:50:53.000 Gavin, about a year ago, you read my mailbag and I told you to read the book, Deschooling Society.
01:50:59.000 I really think you should read it.
01:51:00.000 And I think it lines up pretty succinctly with your views on education.
01:51:05.000 I mean, it talks about the myth of self-perpetuating progress, about how we're in these institutions just to justify them existing.
01:51:15.000 We get these pieces of paper.
01:51:16.000 We get these degrees and things just to keep the system going.
01:51:21.000 I mean, it talks about schools as false public utilities.
01:51:26.000 And it's also got like ideas for moving forward, like learning webs.
01:51:30.000 Like, you know, you can go to these centers where you want to learn skills and stuff.
01:51:33.000 And it's not mandatory.
01:51:35.000 But it was written in the 70s.
01:51:37.000 It's really short, I think, that you would...
01:51:40.000 Yeah.
01:51:40.000 What's it called again?
01:51:42.000 It's called Deschooling Society by Ivan Illich.
01:51:45.000 It was written in the 70s.
01:51:48.000 You've contacted me many times about this book.
01:51:51.000 Yeah, dude, you really need to fucking read it.
01:51:52.000 It's short.
01:51:53.000 Okay, I know it's hard.
01:51:55.000 We're on to you, Ivan.
01:51:59.000 It's him, dude.
01:52:00.000 This is the guy who wrote it.
01:52:02.000 No, he's probably dead.
01:52:04.000 My fucking psycho, psycho, my psycho philosophy teacher gave it to me when I was like 19.
01:52:11.000 He was crazy, but no, it's a great book, man.
01:52:14.000 And I don't know.
01:52:15.000 All right, thank you for your recommendation.
01:52:16.000 I appreciate it.
01:52:17.000 That's very nice.
01:52:18.000 The one who recommends.
01:52:21.000 He who recommends a book.
01:52:23.000 If I read books, I would read it.
01:52:28.000 Killbane Mary or something.
01:52:32.000 Hey there, fuck.
01:52:33.000 Fuck.
01:52:34.000 How you doing?
01:52:35.000 Not bad.
01:52:37.000 So I have a question.
01:52:39.000 So in a game of Kill Bang Mary, would you Kill Bang Mary, Tarana Burke, Gabby Giffords, or Blair White?
01:52:55.000 Giffords?
01:52:56.000 Oh, that's Gabby Giffords.
01:52:59.000 The one that was shot.
01:53:02.000 Of course, this is post-shooting Gabby Giffords.
01:53:05.000 Oh, shit.
01:53:06.000 That's tough, man.
01:53:08.000 It's fucking hard.
01:53:09.000 I asked Jim Goad it.
01:53:13.000 This ain't easy, man.
01:53:15.000 This is a homework assignment.
01:53:16.000 So you obviously don't want to be...
01:53:23.000 Gay.
01:53:24.000 You're with a dude.
01:53:25.000 So I'm not marrying her.
01:53:26.000 I like her, though.
01:53:28.000 So I'm going to fuck her.
01:53:29.000 Oh.
01:53:30.000 I'm going to kill Tarana Burke just because she shouldn't ever have been born.
01:53:37.000 Oh, my God.
01:53:39.000 And then I'm going to marry Cabby Giffords and just like face fuck her when I'm bored and not really listen to her when she starts, you know, slurring out some retarded sentence.
01:53:50.000 And she was shot?
01:53:52.000 Ryan has never heard of her.
01:53:54.000 No.
01:53:57.000 She was shot in the head, and she talks like a retard now.
01:54:00.000 And they give her a script, and she's like, I think guns are so bad.
01:54:09.000 It's terrible.
01:54:10.000 But I'm going to marry her because those are my options.
01:54:14.000 Next call.
01:54:15.000 I'm running out of patience here.
01:54:16.000 These shows are fucking long.
01:54:18.000 Jerry Taylor, what?
01:54:22.000 619, you're on the lines.
01:54:25.000 Hey, I just wanted to thank you for suggesting Jerry Taylor's Haved with Good Intentions.
01:54:31.000 Do you know what the working title of that book was?
01:54:34.000 No, no, I have no idea.
01:54:37.000 Black Failure, White Guilt.
01:54:40.000 Wow, wow.
01:54:42.000 For a book that was written in 1992, it's still relevant today.
01:54:47.000 And it got nothing but great reviews when it came out from the Wall Street Journal, from National Review, from Washington Examiner.
01:54:57.000 Everyone loved it.
01:54:58.000 And now, you know, he can't walk down the street without bodyguards.
01:55:01.000 Same guy.
01:55:02.000 He hasn't changed.
01:55:05.000 Well, now that you mention it, you know, you mentioned Washington Post and that got bought out by Jeff Bezos.
01:55:10.000 No, Washington Times or Washington Examiner.
01:55:15.000 Gotcha, gotcha.
01:55:17.000 But I guess a question for me is, I live in Southern California.
01:55:22.000 I live in San Diego along the border by Tijuana.
01:55:26.000 And I'm over here on these dating apps and all I'm getting are, you know, these sevens and eights across the border.
01:55:36.000 And I'm worried it's going to be a 90-day fiancé situation.
01:55:40.000 So?
01:55:41.000 Fuck them.
01:55:42.000 And yeah, what do I do?
01:55:44.000 You put your penis in them and you go in and out and in and out and then you jizz on their belly.
01:55:53.000 And when they say, will you marry me?
01:55:55.000 If you don't like them, you say no.
01:55:58.000 Oh, I think you don't.
01:55:59.000 It is the Washington Post.
01:56:02.000 Thanks for your call.
01:56:03.000 Pardon me, Ryan?
01:56:04.000 Yeah, I appreciate it.
01:56:05.000 Bezos owns the Washington Post?
01:56:07.000 Oh, did you hear that, everyone at home?
01:56:09.000 Ryan Rivera has been doing some fact-checking, and Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.
01:56:15.000 So thank you for that, sir.
01:56:17.000 By the way, I've been drinking all day and all evening, and Ryan Rivera is sober as a judge.
01:56:23.000 And his two cents is that Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.
01:56:27.000 Yes.
01:56:28.000 Yes.
01:56:31.000 That last call we had was me saying that when Jared Taylor's controversial book came out in 1992, it got great reviews from the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Examiner, National Review.
01:56:47.000 The caller called in and said, well, you mentioned the Washington Post.
01:56:50.000 It's owned by Jeff Bezos.
01:56:51.000 And then I said, no, I said the Washington Examiner.
01:56:56.000 You then look up the Washington Post to see if it's owned by Jeff Bezos.
01:57:01.000 About three people don't know that Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.
01:57:05.000 Nobody in your industry, as someone in media, doesn't fucking know that Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.
01:57:14.000 That is the most baseline knowledge you should have as someone in fucking media.
01:57:21.000 Jesus H. Christ.
01:57:25.000 Wow.
01:57:26.000 Jeff Bezos actually does own the Washington Post, Gavin.
01:57:33.000 Wait, why'd you just crumple that?
01:57:35.000 That's not good.
01:57:36.000 No.
01:57:38.000 Lori the pickup artist.
01:57:41.000 Hey, so I've been a bartender since 2004, so I've seen a lot of this pickup artist stuff over the years.
01:57:48.000 I have some notes from the field.
01:57:50.000 Do people fucking want me to start out?
01:57:53.000 No, no, it never works.
01:57:55.000 Did you notice the guy that had the beard in the videos?
01:57:59.000 His beard is fake, I think.
01:58:01.000 What?
01:58:02.000 Yeah, it does seem to have come out of nowhere.
01:58:04.000 Or it's like glued onto his face.
01:58:06.000 Like when you look at videos of him, and you're speaking, of course, of Arash de Bazar, it's like, no beard, no beard, no beard, giant long beard.
01:58:16.000 And he also has a very strong chin, so it doesn't make sense that he would grow a beard like that.
01:58:21.000 Well, he's got a super round head.
01:58:25.000 So anyways, the first thing that it all comes from that book, The Game that Neil Strauss wrote.
01:58:32.000 So the first thing they write in that book is if you're really nervous, that you're supposed to just talk to dudes and just ask innocuous questions.
01:58:41.000 So a thing that has happened to me more than tenfold is, like, say, I'll be working the door at a bar checking IDs, and like a little nerdy guy will come up to you and just ask, say, like, what's the busiest night of the week here?
01:58:56.000 Is it Tuesday or Friday?
01:58:59.000 And you just instantly know that they've been reading this book or whatever.
01:59:02.000 Oh, that's so sad.
01:59:05.000 Oh, it's, and I, when they're at that stage, I do tend to break their balls about it.
01:59:10.000 But when they actually get to the point where you're supposed to do like palm reading or carrying around a deck of cards or ruse.
01:59:19.000 Oh, my God.
01:59:21.000 So they will walk into a bar and they'll start doing it, but it won't work on the first, say, group or pairing of girls.
01:59:31.000 And then they'll just keep moving on.
01:59:33.000 And you're supposed to do that neg thing.
01:59:36.000 So you say, oh, your hair is a nice color.
01:59:39.000 Is it real?
01:59:40.000 You know, like shit like that.
01:59:42.000 And then you're ultimately supposed to try to get them to buy you a drink, and it never works.
01:59:48.000 100% of the time, it does not work.
01:59:50.000 It's the saddest thing.
01:59:52.000 You know, we should have this.
01:59:54.000 We should have a seminar next to a Rash and De Bazaars seminar where it's me and Ryan, and you pay $100 for a ticket.
02:00:03.000 And we come in, hi, everyone.
02:00:05.000 Sit down.
02:00:06.000 Welcome.
02:00:07.000 Under your chair, you will see a small bag of cocaine.
02:00:11.000 Pick that up, put it in your pocket, and we're done here.
02:00:15.000 Enjoy your imminent pussy.
02:00:17.000 That's why it was a $60 ticket.
02:00:20.000 The whole movement, I think, it only worked in the pre-social media era.
02:00:26.000 And the fact that they're in Hollywood says a lot because you can dress like a clown and people, you know, like there's guys walking around Hollywood dressed as Spider-Man day in and day out.
02:00:36.000 It's not unusual there.
02:00:38.000 But if you do it in, like, I'm in Boston, if you do it in a major city like this, it's not going to happen.
02:00:38.000 Right.
02:00:43.000 Like, you can't dress like you're going to a, you know, a Marilyn Manson sideshow or whatever and expect a normal person to reciprocate.
02:00:52.000 Do you remember that guy?
02:00:54.000 What was his name with the furry top hat?
02:00:57.000 Mystical or something?
02:00:58.000 Mystery.
02:00:59.000 Mystery Canadian.
02:01:01.000 So that's another thing.
02:01:02.000 Like, I think it works better in countries that aren't necessarily cool, like Canada or Australia.
02:01:08.000 You know?
02:01:11.000 Well, thank you for your call, sir.
02:01:11.000 Okay.
02:01:14.000 Let's look up.
02:01:15.000 There he is.
02:01:16.000 Mystery.
02:01:17.000 Look at his fucking outfits.
02:01:19.000 Wait, James Franco's going to play him?
02:01:21.000 I don't know when that article was.
02:01:23.000 Let me see.
02:01:26.000 James Franco will make the world as pickup artists.
02:01:29.000 Mystery.
02:01:30.000 That was 2016.
02:01:32.000 That didn't pan out.
02:01:32.000 I guess that didn't go anywhere.
02:01:34.000 But let's see Mystery's tips.
02:01:40.000 I thought I knew women.
02:01:42.000 If a woman I know fucked one of Mystery, I'd go, are you okay?
02:01:47.000 You have opened the set.
02:01:49.000 You have demonstrated higher value to the woman in her group in such a way that it doesn't seem like bragging.
02:02:01.000 And you have negged her to state something that will disqualify you from being considered a potential suitor just long enough so that you can demonstrate high enough value to hit those attraction circuits that exist in her head so that you start getting indicators of interest.
02:02:21.000 Have you ever been laid, mystery?
02:02:24.000 Look at his Grover arms.
02:02:26.000 I think his sexual preference indicators of interest from her.
02:02:29.000 Shouldn't you have tattoos if you're going to be that fucking naked armed?
02:02:32.000 And here's this next level of the video game, where now the challenge is to make her feel like you're not yet attracted to her, but it's growing.
02:02:41.000 Jamiroqueer Women who fuck I think the punishment is that they fucked him.
02:02:50.000 Women who fuck him should have to fuck him.
02:02:54.000 That should be the punishment.
02:02:57.000 Mike, we got a Mike on the fucking call, man.
02:02:59.000 Mikey.
02:03:00.000 Mikey!
02:03:01.000 Hey, Gabby.
02:03:02.000 Mikey!
02:03:04.000 Proud of your boy.
02:03:05.000 Proud of your boy.
02:03:07.000 What's up, Mike?
02:03:10.000 Listen to sound drops.
02:03:11.000 It was me, bro.
02:03:12.000 All right.
02:03:14.000 I'm basically like the same guy as the first guy that called in.
02:03:17.000 I was born in 32, no, 87.
02:03:20.000 I'm 32.
02:03:21.000 I live in upstate New York.
02:03:22.000 I've watched you since Compound Media.
02:03:25.000 And I actually subscribed to you at CRTV four hours before they kicked you off and hated them ever since and unsubscribed immediately.
02:03:40.000 And then I had this ex-girlfriend who is a super liberal, and we would have our little ritual of watching you every night, too.
02:03:47.000 Is there a Proud Boys chapter up by Syracuse?
02:03:53.000 Oh, I have no idea.
02:03:54.000 I'm not there.
02:03:55.000 I'm in Buffalo.
02:03:57.000 Well, you should find out.
02:04:02.000 So, the only difference, though, between me and that guy is that I ended up breaking up with that girl and leaving New York City, and I asked her why, and she was like, oh, you watch Gavin every night.
02:04:13.000 I don't like that.
02:04:15.000 Oh, I apologize.
02:04:18.000 Sorry.
02:04:19.000 But I go by another name, which is Laurent Walks on Watery.
02:04:25.000 I go by another name.
02:04:27.000 It's called Care.
02:04:30.000 Hello?
02:04:30.000 Well, he called me a retard.
02:04:35.000 All right, thank you for calling.
02:04:36.000 We had a good run, and that was fun.
02:04:38.000 Come on, man.
02:04:44.000 You know what I started watching tonight is the wrong Missy on Netflix.
02:04:50.000 It's fucking great.
02:04:52.000 And I could kind of tell it was going to be good by the terrible reviews it got.
02:04:56.000 That's a new way to know if something's good.
02:05:00.000 The last season of Kirby Enthusiasm got bad reviews.
02:05:04.000 The ISIS episode of Kirby Enthusiasm got bad reviews.
02:05:10.000 And I thought, I bet it's fucking good.
02:05:11.000 And it was.
02:05:13.000 This is stupid goof humor.
02:05:15.000 This is Adam Sandler, Happy Madison at its best.
02:05:18.000 And Rob Schneider.
02:05:20.000 Rob Schneider's even good in it.
02:05:22.000 I love Rob Schneider.
02:05:24.000 He, uh.
02:05:25.000 What?
02:05:26.000 Oh, boy.
02:05:30.000 How's that for a wake-up call?
02:05:32.000 Hmm?
02:05:32.000 Me like Rant.
02:05:33.000 Is that a spoiler?
02:05:34.000 What are you doing?
02:05:36.000 Yeah, it is a spoiler.
02:05:38.000 Yes.
02:05:39.000 Sorry.
02:05:40.000 Sorry about that.
02:05:41.000 You know, there's a new Nanette in town called Wallace.
02:05:45.000 Oh, Lord.
02:05:46.000 Oof.
02:05:47.000 The trailer looks...
02:05:50.000 Kiss Gary on the lips for 10 seconds?
02:05:54.000 Okay, that, that.
02:05:55.000 Or watch Nanette.
02:05:58.000 I'd rather drink a period from a guy.
02:06:02.000 I'd rather drink a guy's menstrual cycle.
02:06:05.000 Dude, it looks bad.
02:06:07.000 So is it on Netflix?
02:06:08.000 What is her name again?
02:06:10.000 Wait, what are you looking up?
02:06:11.000 Nanette.
02:06:12.000 What is her name again?
02:06:13.000 Anna Gatsby.
02:06:15.000 Why do you want the trailer?
02:06:18.000 Everyone paid probably like $40 a ticket is sitting in this giant stadium going, do I laugh?
02:06:26.000 So are we.
02:06:27.000 We're being raped right now.
02:06:29.000 Hey, look, she's had a fucking nose job.
02:06:31.000 Dude, she's got a body job.
02:06:32.000 Are you led to be a feminist and have a nose job?
02:06:35.000 You thought, look at that Chris Farley fucking suit.
02:06:42.000 Why?
02:06:44.000 For Calibru?
02:06:45.000 Had I known just how wildly popular trauma was going to be in the context of comedy, I might have budgeted my shit a bit better.
02:06:55.000 She says she's Foghorn Leghorn.
02:06:58.000 She's a chicken.
02:06:59.000 You know when you're nervous and you're talking like this?
02:07:03.000 That's like her whole thing.
02:07:05.000 But I went and put all my trauma eggs into one basket like a fucking idiot.
02:07:10.000 And now here we are.
02:07:12.000 Doesn't that look like a parody?
02:07:14.000 Like they're making fun of her?
02:07:15.000 Yeah, totally.
02:07:16.000 It really is.
02:07:16.000 It's like a family guy is doing Nanette.
02:07:20.000 Listen to the music and everything.
02:07:21.000 It's all inspirational.
02:07:23.000 To which I responded, fuck off.
02:07:26.000 Look at her nose.
02:07:27.000 She's had a nose job.
02:07:31.000 When women have no nostrils, it's because they've had a nose job.
02:07:35.000 You can flirt it.
02:07:37.000 Aluminum.
02:07:38.000 Dude, she's wearing the sneakers you love.
02:07:40.000 No.
02:07:41.000 Those aren't them?
02:07:42.000 No, there's a dark swoosh.
02:07:44.000 I just say aluminum when you can flirt it.
02:07:47.000 Aluminum.
02:07:48.000 Stop it, America.
02:07:51.000 And y'all?
02:07:53.000 I'm taking y'all.
02:07:55.000 I love y'all.
02:07:56.000 Because y'all is the best movie.
02:08:00.000 Most inclusive second-person plural pronoun in the English-speaking world.
02:08:08.000 You like y'all.
02:08:10.000 That's so funny.
02:08:12.000 That's what people always say about Whoopi Goldberg.
02:08:15.000 She's a well-known comic who's never made a joke.
02:08:18.000 Nanette, you never made a joke.
02:08:21.000 What's a joke?
02:08:23.000 Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
02:08:25.000 That's a joke.
02:08:26.000 There has to be set up in a punchline.
02:08:29.000 Ugh.
02:08:30.000 Become a bull?
02:08:32.000 I fucking hate her.
02:08:34.000 All right.
02:08:35.000 Get fired.
02:08:35.000 Get in trouble.
02:08:36.000 Be brave.