This week, Ryan and Ryan discuss the theft of a song by Jeff Beck and the song by Vanilla Ice, Ding, Ding, Dang! from the Replacements album, Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash.
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00:00:37.000So we've been talking all week on the show, the show on free speech.tv, not the podcast, about people ripping off other people.
00:00:46.000Because I discovered a song by Jeff Beck that was definitely the impetus for a song on the Replacements album, Sorry Ma Forgot to Take Out the Trash.
00:00:55.000And then we sort of went off on a tangent doing each show with songs that are stolen.
00:01:01.000And that was sent by a viewer who said, hey, man, check out John Mayer.
00:06:04.000No, they have to do that because it'll ramp up and it'll go from fucking to banging to see you and then a shove and then the whole place is in disarray.
00:06:12.000So you have to keep Glaswegians on a very short leash.
00:07:59.000Played by a ferocious cast of non-actors that dead-end adolescent rebels in kids are like a wolf pack of baby sociopaths leaping from one solipsistic sensation to the next.
00:10:25.000You know what I love about the left, too, with this hijab shit, is they have Wear a Hijab Day, where they encourage everyone to show their love of Muslims.
00:10:34.000Muslims don't want you to wear a hijab, like real Muslims.
00:11:47.000There's the one who praises terrorists, and she blocked a bill recently that was meant to prevent terrorists profiting from their terrorism, like writing a book about it or something.
00:14:07.000But they're alleging, how should I phrase this so I don't get in more trouble?
00:14:15.000It is possible that they will use my show where I'm like, Chochotranny, as proof that this is a violent group that condones violence.
00:14:23.000Now, I never said Choka Tranny, like walk down the street and just start strangling a transsexual.
00:14:28.000I was talking about the trannies who were attacking that black MAGA kid or when I said that Sal should punch a punk rocker, I meant if you're at a rally and they come up to you, they're clearly not there for friendship.
00:14:42.000And what no one seems to get about this is during that time, and it's still going now, there was incredible violence from the left.
00:16:47.000Fighting for free speech, fighting to get these guys exonerated, fighting to stop big tech censorship is the exact same as sparring in the ring.
00:16:54.000Same emotions, same adrenaline, same danger.
00:16:58.000Actually, no, it's not the same danger.
00:17:00.000The worst that happens in the ring is you get knocked out.
00:17:02.000The worst that happens out here in the real world is you're in prison, your marriage is over, your life is decimated, etc.
00:17:09.000So when you're at the bar, the bartender has to talk to you.
00:17:17.000And that's one of the reasons I thought I always wanted a bar.
00:25:12.000I'm sitting here today with the enormously talented Linda Carnellini, who stars in the new film Daddy's Home, opposite Will Farrow and Mark Wahlberg.
00:26:13.000How does this movie compare to your home life?
00:26:16.000Or if he talked about himself a little bit, like, yeah, I am hungover, then that opens, it makes it like she's talking to a person and not just like a robot who's, you know.
00:30:02.000And Adam McKay, his producing partner, I was in a movie that they produced called Welcome to Me with Kristen Waig.
00:30:08.000And we were out one day and they were talking about this film and Jessica Elbaum, one of the producers, and they really were excited about me doing the film based on, I guess, something they saw in the other movie.
00:30:20.000So it ended up working out, which is great.
00:32:18.000He sizes up a fight and he can see like the weight of the guy and the foot there and then there's a spoon over there and he knows exactly what's going to happen in the fight.
00:32:27.000Or he can tell like a woman has a blue stain on her lip and that's because she drank Gatorade.
00:32:37.000You notice that my lips are blue and I drank something blue.
00:32:41.000Anyway, here's what happened with that interview: he would watch Freaks and Geeks when she was much younger, probably like 25, and he would masturbate to it.
00:32:56.000Now, it got really bad when he would do this because he wouldn't just be like, oh, she's kind of hot.
00:33:14.000And one of the only videos of Freaks and Geeks and her is this scene where she was listening to The Grateful Dead, who suck, by the way.
00:33:26.000So you're just going to hear The Grateful Dead, but the folks who have paid for the show will see her dancing around her room and lying on her bed, discovering how awesome the Grateful Dead are.
00:34:59.000Another one was like, he just, he was shocked to hear it himself, but he said, girlfriend.
00:35:05.000Oh, he would actually say girlfriend while.
00:35:08.000Yeah, because he was thinking, he's imagining a world where it's this girlfriend, and he involuntarily, in the heat of the moment, the crime of Patch, in the heat of the moment, say, girlfriend, love you.
00:35:18.000And then towards the end, he just said, love.
00:35:23.000And he was so ashamed of that, which you should be.
00:35:46.000And then he sees she's in a movie and he starts, the nervous starts right there.
00:35:50.000And then he went to his boss and he said, hey, while we're doing interviews, I think this Linda Kevin Jelly, whatever her name is, she's doing a thing for some movie Daddy's Home.
00:37:05.000And he feels, you know how people have pheromones and stuff?
00:37:08.000I think women and men can tell instantly, like, I probably would fuck you if you were single.
00:37:13.000And I think sometimes you have conversations with your eyes.
00:37:16.000And this could all be in my head, but I feel like I've talked to some woman where they're like, if I wasn't married and you weren't married, we'd probably fuck.
00:37:23.000And we both sort of acknowledge that, like, anyway, so do you know how to get up to the 95?
00:37:29.000And probably in the first millisecond, he realized, what the fuck am I thinking?
00:37:33.000She couldn't be farther out of my league.
00:37:35.000And I can smell how disgusted she is by me.
00:39:09.000I'm sitting here today with the enormously talented Linda Carzellini, who stars in the new film Daddy's Home, opposite Will Farrow and Mark Wahlberg.
00:39:18.000Linda, thank you for being with us, and I appreciate it.
00:39:54.000I'm just down to like thinking about tits and asses maybe 30 times a day.
00:40:00.000And my wife, every time I see my wife, you can tell she seems like prey.
00:40:07.000Like say a lion was friends with a hedgehog.
00:40:11.000The hedgehog would always be sort of like, yeah, you okay?
00:40:14.000Because sometimes the lion will stare at the hedgehog and the hedgehog is like, I'm just going to go over here, especially if the lion hasn't eaten in a few days.
00:44:16.000And he sees his Puerto Rican sisters and his Puerto Rican mothers reading celebrity magazines and putting up celebrity pictures on the wall.
00:44:24.000He also takes on other female traits like getting manny petties.
00:44:27.000It's totally normal to see a Puerto Rican man getting a pedicure and getting a haircut every few days.
00:44:33.000So they develop this like me, me, me thing, which a man usually slaps out of his son, but when there's no dad around, it doesn't get slapped out.
00:44:41.000So Ryan yesterday, for example, heard a rumor that Aaron Berg mentioned him on his show.
00:53:04.000Grows up there in L.A. And as she becomes like a teenager, there's a big heroin scene in L.A., which my theory is the problem with L.A. is so many people are in the movie industry.
00:53:17.000And with the movie industry, you work your ass off 12 hours a day for eight weeks, and then you don't do shit for three weeks.
00:55:56.000A man loses his attraction when the woman makes more money.
00:55:59.000Like, you're not going to tell me a stay-at-home dad ever gets blown.
00:56:03.000Like, a woman is an executive with Merrill Lynch, making $3 million a year, and she comes home after a hard day's work, kicks off her heels, and he's there in a bathroom going, wouldn't mind a beach.
01:01:31.000Yeah, I've gotten that phone call a hundred times, whether it's being fired or banned or a show being canceled or something, a summer rental getting canceled.
01:01:39.000And they always have this big preamble.
01:01:41.000And you think, if there's nothing I can do to appeal it, then just let's just get it over with here.
01:01:45.000Why are we wasting our time discussing anything?
01:01:57.000They've already made the decision when they called you.
01:01:59.000And I don't watch beauty pageants, but when you were doing that thing, was there that thing where they ask you questions about starving children and recycling or whatever?
01:02:10.000So Miss World, the organization, is actually pretty new in the U.S. In recent years, they only appointed people from the U.S. to compete in other countries.
01:02:18.000It's the oldest pageant in the world, actually, so it's very popular in other countries.
01:02:22.000But this time around, they did the application through online, and we had to do a video submission.
01:02:30.000We had to give them a resume, volunteer hours, and an interview.
01:02:35.000So there wasn't a really question part, but that would have been in the nationals where I wasn't able to compete in.
01:02:43.000I mean, I can sort of see their arguments.
01:02:45.000Say they make you Miss Michigan, you're representing Michigan, and you said something like Somalians need to all go back to where they came from.
01:02:56.000Now that pageant is representing that thing.
01:03:00.000It's sort of like if a sports star starts doing crack and they go, kids are looking up to you.
01:03:06.000You're now making the MLB look like we advocate crack.
01:03:10.000But your transgressions were talking about black-on-black crime, right?
01:03:16.000Yeah, so actually I told them that my official statement as the Miss Michigan would be to advocate for free speech, advocate for empowerment of women's voices, no matter if they're on the left or the right.
01:03:28.000So it's kind of ironic how they, you know, stripped me of my title for saying that.
01:03:33.000And the thing I'm always confused by that black on black thing is why are we not allowed to talk about that?
01:03:42.000It's up to almost 20 a day murdered with illegal guns over this stupid drug war.
01:03:50.000I don't know how you feel about the drug war, but all of these issues, I think it's pretty left-wing to be against the drug war and the incarceration and the 20 dead black men a day.
01:04:01.000Why would you rather talk about the one controversial shooting with Trayvon or something and not the 20 that happened that very same day?
01:04:10.000And they completely also took out my tweet on context because I was actually replying to another person.
01:04:16.000And this person that day on her profile, she was tweeting a lot about how cops kill black people, how they're so, you know, all of them are innocent that they killed, and that cops are pigs.
01:04:27.000And I got frustrated and I quoted one of her tweets and I said, hey, you know, the majority of black on black violence is caused by, I mean, the majority of black deaths are caused by other blacks.
01:04:36.000And apparently that's racist, even though it's statistics.
01:04:48.000And you know what drives me nuts about the whole cop thing, too, is you're depicting an America where cops are just hunting blacks for sport.
01:06:03.000So, you know, for me to see that and for me to be called a racist for trying to bring a statistic out from the FBS website to light, and it's just, I feel hurt because they're not even letting me talk about this.
01:06:15.000It's funny that their narrative puts more black people in danger.
01:06:19.000We promote free speech so we can counter the narrative and say, no, actually, cops are not hunting black people.
01:06:24.000Don't go shooting at them if you're involved in a crime.
01:06:27.000And let's get into this 20 dead a day.
01:07:16.000And the problem with the left is that because these statistics are, I guess, racist, they think that we're just trying to say this because, you know, to benefit white people, which is completely wrong.
01:07:29.000They think that just because a statistic is too sensitive to talk about, because it is a sensitive subject, you know, the deaths of black people, it is really sensitive.
01:07:41.000But if this was happening to the white community or the Asian community or the Hispanic community, I'll still say the exact same thing.
01:07:46.000I would still say, hey, we should probably fix this ongoing problem that we have within our own communities before we talk about the other problems that, you know, based on just statistics, there's no correlation between black deaths, white deaths, and the police.
01:08:15.000That would be embarrassing if you weren't, and I said that.
01:08:20.000If your great-great-great-great-grandfather came over here as a coolie or something, and you're like fifth generation American, hey, you must be from China, right, Katha Zoo?
01:08:29.000You must have just got in off the boat, right?
01:09:01.000We have to advocate for women's voices.
01:09:03.000But then as soon as we say something that they disagree or they don't like or it's too inflammatory or, you know, sensitive, then we're not allowed to talk about it.
01:09:12.000If we don't talk about the sensitive subjects right now, when are we going to ever talk about it?
01:09:22.000Maybe they thought you were getting homesick and they wanted to give you a little dose of communist oppression.
01:09:29.000I'm glad you mentioned feminism because your other tweet was criticizing the hijab and saying that it oppresses women.
01:09:37.000And the usual Muslim defense for that is that they choose to.
01:09:41.000But the obvious retort to that retort is, well, what happens when they choose not to?
01:09:46.000Like, what happens to Ilhan Omar when she lets her freak flag fly and just has her hair all out all over the place?
01:09:52.000How does her community respond to that?
01:09:55.000See, the problem for me is that I don't even have a problem with this Islam or Muslim community.
01:10:01.000The problem I have is that we're so focused on the Muslims in Western society that we completely diminish and devalue the Muslims who are actually being oppressed in Muslim countries by the government.
01:10:12.000So, I mean, two years ago in Saudi Arabia, women were just allowed to drive.
01:10:17.000Do we not mention that at all just because we're fine in the U.S.?
01:10:22.000Like, I'm so glad that the U.S. is able to have freedom of religion, freedom of speech, and this is why people are allowed to have whatever religion they want to.
01:10:29.000But let's talk about the actual problems in other countries, too.
01:11:17.000Because, you know, this tweet was actually in relation to how I was basically asked to try on a hijab for World Hijab Day, whatever that is, at my old university in Florida.
01:11:54.000If I'm, you know, in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, where I just moved from, the Hasidic Jews will have this big fur hat and they wear like stockings and stuff and have the paus with the belt with the strings.
01:12:05.000I think if I put that on, I would get attacked.
01:12:08.000I mean, aren't you blaspheming the religion when you put on its accoutrements?
01:12:14.000I mean, for example, like, you don't see like try on a Catholic Rosary Day at my school.
01:12:18.000Like, why is it just that, you know, Islam gets the attention and then Christians and Catholics get criticized every time they say something Christian related?
01:12:28.000I thought it was cultural appropriation.
01:13:14.000I gave you, I gave them all of my Twitter handles, my Instagram handles, my social media handles, and somehow they didn't look through it before they crowned me.
01:13:22.000And then somehow a day later, you took away my crown because you saw something on my Twitter account, which is a year old.
01:13:27.000It's like, I don't even know what's happening.
01:13:30.000They got bombarded by someone with money and definitely time who didn't want you making Mega look good because that's bad for them for Trump in 2020.
01:14:57.000To my knowledge, I feel like someone emailed them who already followed me maybe, who despised me and wanted me to not be successful in anything.
01:15:06.000I mean, this happened for me about four months ago where I got kicked out of my sorority because I was a conservative.
01:15:15.000And they were saying your tweets are so bad and you're racist, you're Islamophobic, same thing.
01:15:54.000Well, the good news is if this keeps going and keeps getting worse and we get more socialism, more communism, more tyranny, more censorship, you can always go back to China and be free.
01:16:25.000And I'm so glad that I got the support from everyone.
01:16:27.000And this, you know, it was a negative thing at first for me, but then now it's changed into a really positive thing where I'm now more empowered to raise my voice and to talk about conservatism.
01:21:03.000I'm already mumbling up my words and forgetting what I'm talking about.
01:21:07.000Should we try taking some calls on what we like to call the worst talk show on earth?
01:21:12.000Welcome back to the worst talk show on earth, where we screw up calls, have horrible delays, and can't speak to the people who are trying to speak to us.
01:22:51.000So the Commissioner of Education, our very first one, wrote a book called The Philosophy of Education, and he writes that the public school system must alienate children from their own natures,
01:23:08.000from their parents, from their cultures, from their religion, by directly indoctrinating inexperienced young minds under the total control of royal hirelings called school teachers and to psychologically conditioned students to give unquestioning obedience to politicians alone.
01:23:26.000He was inspired by Johann Ficht, which was the philosopher who made the Prussian model.
01:23:31.000So basically, create drones who make good soldiers.
01:23:36.000And one generation of that turns you into kamikaze bombers, literally.
01:23:45.000So one point before I get off here also, I wanted to mention that we didn't start slavery.
01:24:40.000That's fascinating that the man who started our public education in America was all about indoctrination, but I don't think that kind of an initial plan would have the longevity to last till now.
01:24:53.000No matter what he set out for, there's going to be something else organically that happens that would obliterate his immediate intentions.
01:25:02.000I think the reason that they are so left-wing is because the teachers' unions are the most powerful unions in the country, more power, and they have more influence on the right and the left than any other lobby in Capitol Hill.
01:25:16.000And when you have an omnipotent union like that that just keeps getting paid, and these teachers get great salaries despite what they tell you, and the unions are skimming a little off of every single teacher, you can't not be in the union, which is communism.
01:27:03.000And nothing gives you information, modern information like interning.
01:27:08.000You could take a course to do Ryan's job at some dumb tech college where all their equipment is old and they haven't used it and no one in the real world uses it anymore, but they can't throw it away because it's too valuable.
01:27:19.000The system changes too fast for college these days.
01:27:23.000Like you go to, say you went into film school to learn horror movies two years ago and you were making monsters.
01:27:37.000And then the next year, they're doing even more high-tech stuff and so on and so on.
01:27:41.000You'd only work, you'd only learn this interning at a movie place.
01:27:45.000So, to answer your question, sir, I'm disgusted that the guy said that about indoctrination, but I blame the modern unions for ruining the schools.
01:27:53.000And I think charter schools, anti-union charter schools, are the only hope for our kids.
01:27:58.000And as far as secondary education, I say abolish it.
01:34:50.000I would much rather be with the ugly chick.
01:34:53.000The thing you have to understand about all of these is it's going to haunt you forever.
01:34:58.000Like we used to have this thing, how much would you have to be paid to be raped by a homeless man?
01:35:03.000I brought that up at a big dinner with Ann Coulter, by the way, once.
01:35:05.000She was really mad at me because, you know, I was with all her classy smart friends, and I'm presenting that whole thing to the table and then not stopping to talk about it.
01:35:16.000But say it's like the way I work it out, it was like $13 million and you give seven to charity.
01:35:23.000But when you're swimming in your indoor pool in your $7 million mansion, people, your friends come over and they go, this place is awesome.
01:35:30.000You got that from your stupid vidcast thing?
01:35:33.000And you go, no, I had sex with a homeless man.
01:35:41.000You wouldn't be down with like a good looking, like say like you wouldn't eat, you would rather fuck a gross, dirty woman than like eat out Milo's ass.
01:37:03.000He refused to acknowledge what was in it.
01:37:05.000And he obviously wants to stay out of jail.
01:37:07.000But one of the most fascinating takeaways for me of many was that he refused to deny that they leaked the information to CNN.
01:37:19.000The fact that that story died on the vine and was not pursued is a perfect example of how journalism is dead.
01:37:26.000CNN had a crew, a news crew, in front of Roger Stone's house, one hour before the FBI, the CIA, the SWAT all showed up to take him out, bin Laden style.
01:40:50.000Mr. McInnes, how can you purport to be a proponent of freedom of speech that is a human right, yet you charge an exorbitant amount for your website?
01:42:29.000Greens from NYC here from upstate New York visiting free weekend.
01:42:33.000Gavin, I wanted to know, if you read the book Meet Me in the Bathroom at all, because I know you need to hang out with those guys with the Strokes, Interpol, Yeah, yeah, yeah, all those bands.
01:42:42.000I was just wondering if you read that book and your two cents on it.
01:50:15.000When you're talking about the shooter, that Antifa douchebag that ended up getting shot trying to blow up that ICE facility, you got to call them magazines.
01:50:32.000Somebody that's into somebody that's into firearms and somebody that knows about firearms, they get kind of grimace when they hear you say that.
01:51:38.000Yeah, he would have killed a lot of people.
01:51:40.000Meanwhile, Antifa keeps talking about how he's a wonderful person and he was only there to hurt a car, the car they used to transport illegals.
01:51:48.000But you don't need 180 bullets to hurt a car.
01:52:36.000We appealed the paperwork, and we waited for the election to go first before we read the appeal, because apparently liberal means conservative down there, conservative means liberal.
01:52:46.000And you have a liberal guy now, which means a conservative, which means paperwork's more likely to go through.
01:54:39.000So I'm building a new set, a bar set, and I'm going to sit down with people in After Hours, and I'll talk to a boxer, a plumber, an ex-corrections officer, a retired cop, stuff like that.