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00:05:52.000If you feel like you're going to get blackout drunk and you're worried about yourself, how far you're going to go, you don't want your hangover to be AIDS.
00:06:00.000I've been having hangovers recently that are so bad that I go like this.
00:06:06.000So, you know, when someone's been crying a lot?
00:06:38.000Anyway, this shirt enables you to get blackout drunk.
00:06:44.000And you're like, if someone says, is thinking of giving you a shot and you're like, well, so bad, they will go, oh shit, he's not supposed to do shots.
00:07:03.000A Haynes beefy tea that's very high quality.
00:07:08.000Toots Magoots are so hard to resist that if you were in the White House when Obama was going to deliver his inauguration speech and you jumped out of like a little enclave that was in the hallway and you were like, hey man, what the hell?
00:07:29.000You want to do a little toots me goots?
00:09:57.000And a raccoon would just go and slice you open.
00:10:01.000And in the Caribbean, in Central America, in that near the equator, any cut, I don't care if you stub your toe, I don't care if you have a hangnail, it gets infected because there's bacteria and life.
00:10:16.000In fact, it only became fun to go there after we got a chlorinated pool because you'd go into that chemical and it would burn all your cuts.
00:20:40.000And on the train, when we come into the city here, we'll see them, and they, especially curly-haired girls, when their hair is wet because they just had a shower.
00:24:00.000And then he goes, I'm going to have cops deliver the pizzas.
00:24:03.000And I just, I was so happy to have this guest on my show because I'm like, this is entrepreneurs, not bureaucrats, not de Blasio's retarded gremlin wife who's blown $800 million on her Thrive campaign that has achieved zilch.
00:24:21.000This is an entrepreneur coming up with an idea that not only shows cops that there's people out there who care about them, but also shows the poor there's people out there that care about them.
00:24:33.000And then thirdly, brings cops to these poor areas.
00:26:02.000So, no more pizzas for cops, and no more cops delivering pizzas to low-income outside because of an interview because of a few Antifa emails.
00:26:11.000This is what pisses me off more than anything.
00:26:13.000I don't give a fuck about radicals emailing people, I don't care about the mob mentality.
00:29:32.000Yeah, it's, and once again, this is the chief of police.
00:29:36.000You know, it's too bad because I had several police officers come in tonight and, you know, they're pissed, you know, because they, you know, they're all in with me, you know?
00:29:50.000And yeah, and here we have the boss, you know.
00:30:18.000And that's why I'm doing something is because I'm so tired of, you know, waiting on something to happen.
00:30:27.000You know, I don't want to be the guy that, you know, opens his mouth and then I have a bunch of people that don't like me because I did so.
00:30:33.000But it got to a point where I am literally willing to lose my pizza place, lose my Tesla.
00:30:38.000If I lose business over this, I don't care.
00:30:41.000As long as I got my guitars, I'm good.
00:30:43.000I'll just become a music, like, make a lot of music and I'll just chase that dream.
00:32:03.000So that implies there's a new Nazi party.
00:32:06.000And that implies that this group of evil races are going to band together and, I don't know, have an autonomous no-go zone where they burn down things.
00:35:55.000Hey, Gavin, I never said why religious people with acutely analytical minds don't apply that same logical thinking to God, the most important question about their perception of reality.
00:36:05.000In a previous episode, you mentioned how you came to God, blah, blah, blah, your newborn child.
00:36:14.000Complexity in the universe as evidence of God is similar to saying black overrepresentation in crime statistics must mean systemic racism.
00:36:21.000The mere existence of something doesn't justify your emotional conclusion.
00:36:27.000If there is no reasonable evidence to believe something, why believe it then?
00:36:31.000I grew up in Catholic, like there's no evidence?
00:36:44.000That's proof that something fishy is going on here.
00:36:49.000I grew up in Catholic schools, but because they preserved certain values, they were the only schools that discussed philosophy and ruminated on ethics, I discovered early on there's no good reason to believe in God.
00:39:14.000A sort of secular Christianity is probably the best way to maintain reason while invigorating the values and cohesion that established the West.
00:41:37.000I'll be a woman, and we'll get three attractive girls, and then we'll match them up with conservatives and see if they can start finding love.
00:43:02.000I'm not lamenting the lack of penises in my life as a closeted gay man.
00:43:08.000I am saying fucking cock to Chief Jeff Ramsey, who shut down a charitable program that unites his police force and the black community that want his police force dead.
00:43:23.000He shut it down because radical leftists think I'm a white supremacist and the man who makes the pizzas spoke to me.
00:44:14.000They're sacrificing their pensions worth millions of dollars, by the way.
00:44:19.000If you're making a lot of the New York cops I know that busted their ass towards the end and really got their numbers up before they retired, they pay you like 80% of what you made in your best year, your last year.
00:44:30.000So they just, they don't see their families and they go into overtime dementia and they earn like 170 grand their last year.
00:44:42.000So they get paid 100 grand or 110 grand, whatever, for the rest of their lives.
00:45:07.000Some cop, I couldn't find evidence of this, but some cop told me that in Dallas, they're pushing for it to be felony murder if you shoot someone who attacks you with a knife.
00:45:22.000And I'm like, every cop has to be fucking Bruce Lee?
00:45:26.000I would say 5% of cops box and take MMA and that kind of thing.
00:45:42.000And especially when they get older, when they're about to retire, now I gotta fucking do some crab McGraw ninja moves every time someone has a every time some 20-year-old on meth has a knife.
00:47:13.000I'm like my fifth shower after leaving the Seattle Autonomous Zone.
00:47:17.000And I'm telling you, I still have the stench of despair on me.
00:47:21.000I don't want to be judgmental, and I don't want this to hurt your feelings, but I've never been able to smell someone through Skype, but I can smell body odor and foreskin and puke through the Skype.
00:48:22.000Yeah, so what's crazy is like, they tried to do one of these up in Portland, right?
00:48:26.000So the weekend I was there, Portland Antifa drove up.
00:48:31.000It's just a couple hours south from Seattle.
00:48:32.000So they drove up, saw what was what, and then they went back to Portland and tried to set up their own last night right outside of the mayor's house.
00:48:39.000And the mayor, Ted Wheeler, and I got to give him credit, he was like, no.
00:48:44.000They busted the entire thing up while everybody was asleep at their parents' house.
00:48:48.000But in Seattle, you've got a situation where the mayor has been playing footsies with these guys and the governor doesn't want to do anything.
00:48:58.000So she's sort of like, it reminds me of when I covered the Freddie Gray riots in 2015.
00:49:03.000And the mayor said, well, I just want to give them space to be heard.
00:49:06.000And then they, you know, they burn down the city.
00:49:12.000So there's this weird back and forth going on where during the daytime, it's actually kind of chill for the most part, unless you come in as like a Christian street preacher or if you're carrying something divisive, you know, like carrying an American flag or something more.
00:49:27.000Something divisive and fascist, like an American flag.
00:49:30.000But then at night is when it gets really crazy.
00:50:07.000Someone said they got followed into a parking garage by and then they jumped into their car before they could, you know, before they could do anything.
00:50:27.000But they don't want to get involved in any of this craziness.
00:50:31.000And so it's going to be kind of like the Occupy movement, I think, which most of those lasted for about a month before the local residents, the actual taxpayers and the business owners of the area were just fed up and had enough and they finally cleared them all out.
00:50:45.000I think this is going to follow something along the similar timeline.
00:50:49.000Well, that movement ended in feces and rape, and it's looking like this is headed in the same direction.
00:51:03.000Well, they're militant now, and that's the problem, right?
00:51:05.000We had one of these John Brown gun club guys who go around manning the checkpoints, making sure there's no conservatives who get in or anything.
00:51:16.000And one of the guys, they're so incredibly irresponsible with their guns.
00:51:20.000One of the guys lost his gun and his kit.
00:51:23.000He said he was, oh, I was staying out, and I woke up and it was gone.
00:51:26.000And then they launched a GoFundMe to try to buy some new rifles for him.
00:51:30.000I'm like, this doesn't sound like it's very good.
00:52:38.000Like you see somebody filming him for too long, and that's actually what happened.
00:52:41.000So there was a journalist from Scriber News who's sitting next to me and what they call the conversation couch.
00:52:47.000So we were sitting on the conversation couch, and it's like two in the morning after the break-in, and they're holding this thief at gunpoint.
00:52:56.000And he goes to film Raz and the posse to kind of show, hey, this is what goes on at night here.
00:53:01.000This isn't like the kumbaya and everybody's scratching each other's backs and doing drugs during the day.
00:53:06.000This is some gang stuff going on here.
00:53:07.000So he goes to film Raz, and then Raz is kind of like looking over and then looking over.
00:53:13.000And then he sends one of his enforcers over, and that guy just starts wailing on the journalist.
00:53:19.000And finally, I got enough people over and we just broke it all up.
00:53:24.000But Raz, at the same time, walks away.
00:58:20.000And I always now get a beer and a maker's.
00:58:23.000Because if I just have makers all night, I'm going to wet to bed and have AIDS the next day.
00:58:29.000So the beer is like a Way to slow down the makers.
00:58:33.000And I thought it would be a great invention for brutal alcoholics like myself to give us.
00:58:41.000We've talked about this on the show in the past, so I'm sorry to bore you, but a safe where your booze is locked in the safe, you can fill it up two ounces, and then it won't work for another two hours.
00:58:57.000Why go to AA when you can have technology discipline you?
00:59:38.000When you're hungover the next morning and you have explosive diarrhea, it smells like Halloween candy in the bathroom for some strange reason.
01:02:58.000Yeah, well, I heard you say about makers, and I lose makers, but I'm a manager in the grocery store, and a police officer came through, and I went and like, he went and was putting his grocery stuff up, and I paid for his bill.
01:03:13.000And the person with him was apparently someone in our corporate headquarters.
01:03:17.000And the cashier, he's this SGW girl who never taking police orders.
01:03:23.000I did not understand one word you just said.
01:03:25.000You sound like you're flanging in and out.
01:03:27.000I don't know what you're talking about.
01:09:10.000And by the way, people on the Discord, in the 18 plus porn section of the Discord, can we stop it with the women that are in unbelievable shape?
01:09:54.000If you want to see my actual penis, look at the video where I'm running on the beach, and it's basically a boa constrictor bouncing off each leg.
01:12:57.000Jennifer Tennis, we're in the same boat.
01:13:00.000And the other weird part, too, is like even my wife, who doesn't watch the show, I'll say like, I was getting good and getting good at it, if you will.
01:13:09.000And then she'll not know what I'm talking about.
01:13:11.000So she'll just see me go, getting good at it, if you will.
01:13:15.000And it's like a tree fell in the woods.
01:14:15.000Okay, so if you said the sentence, Milo works with Ryan and I. So the I is a nominative pronoun, which means it goes at the beginning of a sentence.
01:15:14.000And sometimes, you know, even in the middle of a sentence, you can always check it by checking out, you know, the number of people in the sentence is irrelevant.
01:15:48.000And it's funny because Whitdail and I is written by a very educated man.
01:15:55.000I think the problem here is that this was sort of a given for many years, the 70s, the 80s, into the 90s, that it was blah, blah, blah and I. Yes.
01:16:09.000And then we realized that was wrong pretty recently.
01:18:32.000But anyway, my question was, I don't know if, I mean, I know you're talking about ass and all this stuff, but I want to talk about your corporate days when you were at Vice and Rooster.
01:18:42.000You were kind of involved with advertising.
01:18:45.000And I don't know, in your book, The Death of the Cool, it said you left Vice in 2008 after Vice was getting involved with MTV.
01:18:55.000The company culture was kind of changing.
01:18:58.000So I wanted to ask you, what were red flags?
01:20:41.000And when Vice got their own corporate office, which by the way, I wasn't invited to, I went, wait a minute, we're abandoning the floor plan here.
01:20:59.000My desk was like, I didn't really have a desk.
01:21:01.000I was like sanctioned towards the bathroom.
01:21:03.000So I was there when someone would have a really stinky shit, which, you know, what's funny?
01:21:08.000My dad at his company, prior data sciences as an engineer, he was the vice president of the company, but he had caused so much trouble and was so ostracized that he was also by the bathroom.
01:21:22.000And that's why when my kids are struggling, I say, the McInnes's don't quit.
01:23:55.000The red flag was the corporate office at Vice, but at Rooster, there's no red flag.
01:24:01.000And that's what's amazing about Rooster is we see all of this political correctness and racism and you farted on Martin Luther King's birthday and all this shit.
01:24:15.000And what corporations are doing now is they're using this as a cloak to do bad.
01:24:46.000Right-wing people are taking advantage of this now.
01:24:50.000And I've talked to people in finance and the companies who are firing all their affirmative action, fake hires and their crazy old Jewish woman that were going to sue them.
01:25:01.000They're firing them now because they won't have a case in court.
01:25:07.000So a lot of companies are throwing out their dead weight right now and dumping people that would sue them normally.
01:25:18.000So it's a bizarre scenario we're in because in many ways this COVID thing was kind of good for companies because they're like, let's get rid of all the lesbians.
01:25:29.000Yeah, like with COVID and the right, there's like no laws now.
01:25:32.000So you can basically get away with, like, I recommend you get away with anything and like no one's going to stop you.
01:25:38.000And you could, like, it's also, I think, like, in a weird way, it's a good time to start a business because who's going to like regulate you now?
01:25:46.000Yeah, I was talking to a guy in a finance company recently, and he said to me, off the record, obviously, he said, my boss told me not to hire any woman.
01:25:59.000So we're actually, in a weird way, going back to the 60s, because all of this HR and suing and affirmative action has made people scared of visible minorities and women.
01:26:18.000Phyllis Schlafly, the greatest woman that ever lived.
01:26:21.000No one wants her because they might get sued.
01:26:26.000I haven't heard that, but I wouldn't doubt it.
01:26:28.000Like the companies were getting so stacked full of broads and it's just like a prime, like prime ground for like sexual harassment, lawsuits, and just a lot of bullshit.
01:27:37.000Like, I want you to respect me because we work together and we built this company and I want you to think that I'm in control because I am and that we're doing a good thing.
01:27:48.000But like the neighbor, like the guy on 52nd Street where we buy our falafels, like I don't want him to be like, thank you so much for buying this falafel.
01:28:00.000Like if he thought I was a loser, I'd go, all right, well, just don't spit or shit or piss in the falafel and we're good.
01:29:00.000Alright, I'll find it on my own time, but it seems like every one of these media is about overpopulation and how we have to kill half the world.
01:29:08.000Like the Avengers with Thanos and that movie where they're just killing people all the time.
01:29:13.000That robot wanted to kill humans because we're evil.
01:29:40.000So what I think is, so I used to, like between adderal prescriptions, my neighbor used to call fentanyl, so I'd be like, oh, fuck it.
01:29:50.000Because I go through my prescription in like two weeks, and the next two weeks would be like, damn, so I would just buy fentanyl.
01:29:55.000And so I know the whole fentanyl thing.
01:29:57.000So basically, your heart's not an organ, it's like a bicep.
01:30:03.000So your muscles get so relaxed, aka your heart, when you take fentanyl, that if you fall asleep, and this is for heroin addicts as well, if you fall asleep, that's how you overdose is because your heart stops because you're so relaxed that you literally have to stay awake and force yourself to breathe or you die.
01:30:22.000Your lungs forget to operate because you fall into such a deep sleep.
01:30:29.000Well, hence, yeah, you think your heart, yeah, your heart slows down so much that when you fall asleep, yeah.
01:30:35.000So my theory is that George Floyd, because like it's like when I was taking it, you have to sit up and he's like, oh, shit, I'm falling asleep now.
01:30:45.000And so, yeah, you forget to stop breathing.
01:30:48.000So I think that he got in a comfortable position of laying down position.
01:30:52.000Like, if I lay down, five seconds later, I'm asleep with asterisk fentanyl because I'm like, oh, shit, like, I'm going to die.
01:31:23.000You can't lay down or you literally fall asleep.
01:31:26.000You know what's crazy about your theory is it implies that while that cop who's facing murder charges had his knee on his neck, George was blissfully going into the abyss of like in the best, in the most restful state ever.
01:32:26.000Tommy Robinson's friends, the soccer hooligans, you know where they're going to be around, like I talked about the silent apartheid, how we're all separating now.
01:32:36.000Guess where Englishmen are going to get away from Muslims and to have British culture and pubs and stuff?
01:33:46.000Anyway, I fucking, dude, I saw this Instagram page called Blackpilled.
01:33:53.000And they had like these, they had these Antifa fags wearing Proud Boy gear.
01:33:59.000And it's not the first time I've seen this happen, like either at Chaz or these other gay riots that are happening.
01:34:08.000And I wanted to know, like, I know that you're telling the Proud Boys to back off, but do you think that this is like another group starting some shit?
01:40:04.000And, you know, even calling yourself chauvinist, nobody knows what a chauvinist is.
01:40:11.000But a chauvinist has a very negative connotation because in the 70s, they said Archie Bunker was a chauvinistic pig, and that meant he was against women.
01:40:21.000So that's a negative word, whether it's not the correct definition.
01:40:25.000You're going on the moral high ground, but nobody understands it.
01:43:29.000But Butthole Surfers did a great cover of it.
01:43:32.000And I was getting a girl named Georgie in San Francisco, and she worked at a used clothing store, and we were playing Hurdy Gurdy Man.
01:43:44.000And she walked in the store, and she heard it, and she went, oh, buttholes.
01:43:50.000And she was happy to hear the buttholes.
01:43:53.000But people who don't know the butthole surfers are women insurance and they see a woman, they don't even know she works there, walk in and go, oh, buttholes.
01:44:05.000So anyway, David, I got a serious question for you.
01:44:08.000But first, you beat me to the punch on the Joke Pizza Scoop.
01:51:08.000So, I would say with those parameters where all she has to do is go like that, it is totally fair for a 27-year-old to expect mutual ejaculation once every two days.
01:51:43.000So, if I look back over the course of the last two weeks and I've gotten, you know, like 10 orgasms in, I should be good at quit worrying about it.
01:53:11.000Like, when I'm on my deathbed, I want someone to whisper in my ear, 20-somethings are still getting married and fucking, and they're making babies.
01:53:39.000I was going to piggyback on the George Floyd fentanyl shit.
01:53:45.000I thought something you should also take into account is like when you're coming down from meth, that's like a fucking downer in itself right there.
01:56:16.000I was working 16-hour shifts, two eight-hour shifts in a row.
01:56:20.000I was like, in an overnight at this hostel where it's basically you're babysitting, almost homeless people that they're staying at this hostel because like $25 a night and they live there.
01:56:30.000And then come in like, yo, motherfucker, hot water, towels.
01:56:33.000And you're like, you're just babysitting.
01:57:31.000But what would you say to some of us, like, trying to call that fucking chief guy and trying to practice a little bit of the less bullshit and, I don't know, letting him hear our voice?
01:59:59.000But when I'm voting for Trump and when I'm subscribing to Censored.tv, and when I'm protecting Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin with the Proud Boys, I'm like, fuck off.
02:00:54.000No, that's a different, yeah, there was a different time, not Berkeley, there was a different talk Milo was doing, and these Antifa were harassing everyone in the lineup, attacking them.
02:01:06.000And one of the persons in the lineup had a gun.
02:01:09.000And so when they got attacked, they shot back.
02:01:14.000But yeah, there was a shooting because of these lunatics attacking Milo's free speech.
02:01:20.000The people that are shooting themselves in self-defense because of this whole Black Lives Matter, the protest riot combo thing going on, they're getting off.
02:02:09.000Yo, so I got this theory, unpopular opinion I thought of today, that straight edge hardcore was the original incel movement, or at least the modern day equivalent.