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00:06:37.000So Sky News and I think Virgin has banned us in certain places like New Zealand and parts of Britain where people have paid their money.
00:06:48.000To be, to watch a private show, this, nobody's beeswax.
00:06:51.000These guys can watch the most disgusting porn on earth.
00:06:55.000They can watch snuff films, they can watch people eating live mice, they can watch ISIS videos, ISIS beheadings, they can subscribe to jihadist networks, but you cannot watch censored.tv.
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00:07:25.000I'll tell you what, if I was... Because I remember in the 90s when we started Vice, we were into the craziest shit.
00:07:31.000In fact, I was in a band called Leatherass Buttfuck, and we got that name from we were in Amsterdam, and we went up to one of these porn shops, and we're like, what's your worst, craziest thing?
00:07:44.000They're like, well, we have this, it's got woman being spankin' schlampin' and funchin' and then there's a lady going pee.
00:07:51.000And we're like, I want like, you could get fired for telling me about this.
00:07:58.000And the guy was like, all right, I do have something, but it's $15, which when you're, when you're a 24 year old is paying $15 for a magazine is the craziest thing you've ever heard.
00:08:41.000So we open it up, and the mag- the magazine, all one word, leather-ass buttfuck.
00:08:47.000And so it's a gay mag, with a bunch of dudes, just like leather, all wearing leather, spanking each other and fornicating and... Just a leather gay mag.
00:09:05.000But so if I was like, because this is back in the early 90s, there was a thing called hate literature, and it wasn't racist or anti-semitic.
00:09:12.000It was just like serial killer trading cards.
00:09:15.000Jim Gold was sort of the president of this type of literature.
00:09:19.000Answer Me was his magazine, but there was a magazine called FUKT.
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00:17:03.00089 years old, and you don't understand that www.
00:17:06.000just automatically does it when you type it in a URL, Vincent.
00:18:29.000Like, if you lived in Manhattan in the East Village and someone offered you an apartment the size of the generator for his house, you'd go, yes!
00:20:32.000If it's a tick, we have to prevent anybody from getting hurt.
00:20:38.000Anyway, so all I can think of who has a pifty is Laura Loomer, Enrique Tarrio, Alex Jones.
00:20:45.000And it's kind of hard to ask people because some people, like Roger Stone, I don't know if he's tried to have a YouTube channel.
00:20:53.000So luckily I know most of these people.
00:20:55.000I'm going to be texting them over the course of the next week or so, the weekend, and say, are you banned from YouTube or you just don't have a YouTube?
00:22:11.000Not because they punch you, but because the only way you could not get punched by a beast is to just be constantly punching him.
00:22:20.000So it's the most exhausting thing imaginable.
00:22:24.000Like I told you I bring a Home Depot bucket full of ice and I put water in it to dip my head in because I can't handle these temperatures.
00:22:32.000But fighting someone, like the big guys, what they do is they just, they wear you out and they block all the punches and wait for the one time to give you the big Deontay Wilder super punch.
00:27:54.000So everyone is, all these white people are paranoid about someone going back in their past and finding a dumb joke that will be taken out of context.
00:28:00.000Because they see someone like Tina Fey, who mocked blackface, getting a shit for even having blackface existing.
00:28:36.000was taken from her family on the Indian Reunification Act, whatever it's called, because she was 1.2% Native American and to move her to this family would make that particular family like 1.6, because there was another 1.1 there.
00:30:08.000So this woman is basically giving up her content farm and I promise you no one will pick up the slack and it'll just be less farming on YouTube.
00:32:04.000Alright, so we're going to get more into Black Lives Matter and the mob and how dangerous they can be and what went on in Brixton last night where they attacked the police and then got mad at the police for not coming back when they were stabbing each other.
00:32:22.000I imagine this will only be behind the paint wall, and I won't have to differentiate.
00:32:27.000But in the post-roll giveaway, meaning after we cut the cord here, we will be having some pretty insane giveaways involving JohnnyAppleCBD.
00:32:38.000I want to give a shout out to JohnnyAppleCBD, by the way.
00:32:42.000They were there for us from the very beginning.
00:33:05.000And tonight, the first four listeners to email an ExpressVPN signup confirmation form
00:33:15.000And that's at ExpressVPN forward slash Gavin.
00:33:19.000The first four listeners to sign up for ExpressVPN and send proof of their confirmation, I guess that could be just be called confirmation, to mailbag at censored.tv get a loot crate and a box of meat sticks.
00:33:36.000Obviously this only pertains to subscribers.
00:33:40.000So I shouldn't have said that until we were behind the paywall.
00:34:57.000But then he said, some woman's coming over and she wants to talk cause she's worried about a Dylan Roof type shooting if I'm a fascist or something.
00:35:06.000And then he said, this is all by the way in a week.
00:35:08.000And then he goes, Oh, my wife, Jen is, um, getting kicked out of her book club cause we're MAGA.
00:35:17.000And I said to him, what I say to everyone when this kind of shit happens, I think our biggest problem is we put our brains in their brains and we go, no, no, that's not what happened.
00:35:29.000And we assume like they're like us and they're looking for logic and truth and reasoning.
00:35:34.000No, you're, you're talking to a piece of shit.
00:35:38.000Don't waste your time talking to human garbage.
00:35:41.000And I know this sounds classist, like I'm rich and smart and they're poor and dumb.
00:35:45.000Some of my best friends are poor and dumb.
00:35:48.000And I'm a fucking loser when it comes to a million things, like cars and guns and that kind of knowledge.
00:35:55.000When I say piece of shit, I just mean someone who is dishonest and doesn't want
00:36:02.000for everyone to figure it out, to get better.
00:36:06.000These people are just shit, like the gremlins, like Jared Holt, who report on us and try to sabotage our lives and send this quote to this person out of context.
00:36:16.000You can't sit there and go, no, no, no, that quote's out of context.
00:39:23.000And then after a while you could wash dishes, and you'd get enough money to maybe get a roommate, right?
00:39:30.000You wash up and stuff, cut your hair with your dishes money, and then answer an ad on Craigslist for a roommate, maybe 600 bucks a month, 700 bucks a month, then you could maybe start adding, that could add up, maybe you could have your own apartment eventually, and I'm like, I'm just making me the bum!
00:40:35.000They say Andy Ngo provides kill lists for Atomwaffen.
00:40:40.000Like that sounds like Chinese to you, and it should, because it's fly talk.
00:40:44.000This is all how, this is all bzzz, this is how flies talk.
00:40:49.000So Atomwaffen is this esoteric white power group of a bunch of little kids that has had zero impact on society, and they've had like three deaths associated with them, and two of them have been them getting killed by people, Muslims and shit.
00:41:04.000And the idea that Atomwaffen is looking for people to kill,
00:43:05.000Uh, he was kicked off of Twitter for violating the copyright of a toddler video, which was a black boy and a white boy running towards another.
00:43:15.000And that was a major symbol that shocks the world because it's unfathomable to us that a black kid and a white kid could be friends.
00:45:13.000You'll notice this too, by the way, when you see mixed race couples that are black and white, especially if it's a black woman and another.
00:45:19.000They walk down the street holding hands, looking at you like, well, what do you think of this?
00:45:23.000And you're like, I don't fucking care that you're sucking the dick of someone you love.
00:47:09.000It's like a relative of mine said, after Obama was elected, he goes, it's kind of a surprise, you know, a country this racist would elect a black president.
00:49:28.000Carpe says, on parlor, he parlayed, I've retained Ron Coleman as my attorney, and in regards to legal matters, he will accept any and all service on my behalf, so let it be written, let it be done.
00:50:30.000She was working for Facebook as a senior human resource business partner, and over there, US Tech Solutions is the name of the contractor she was working through.
00:50:41.000I spoke to their CEO, a man named Minaj Agarwal, CEO, and he told me he cannot talk about his clients, his NDAs, but he did tell me on the phone when I spoke to him that it was the decision of the client to do this.
00:50:56.000So apparently it was Facebook's decision.
00:52:29.000So if the boss, the affirmative action hire, Minhaj, had any gumption or honor or character or anything, he'd say, she was saying an unfortunate truth, but that's the way it is.
00:52:41.000It's very easy to fire white men, but it's very difficult to fire gays or anyone else.
00:54:45.000I want Dinesh D'Souza to jump around in a swamp nude and say he's a toad.
00:54:51.000Actually, I said to my wife, she's like, okay, so we could do this and then we could go to that place and then we could have a boat, we could rent a boat or something.
00:54:59.000And then we could even go to Scotland or the travel ban.
00:55:02.000And I was like, do you want me to be honest?
00:55:06.000I would like to rent my local dive bar, free booze for everyone, have like 40 of my male friends, no woman allowed, and just four girls in bikinis and high heel shoes walking around with sausage rolls.
00:56:03.000Did I tell you one time my buddy went to a bachelor party in Bushwick, and it was all black dudes, and they were lining up, they were in a lineup of maybe 12 guys, and there was a big fat black woman lying back on the tile floor, and there was just, I think she may have had a towel underneath her, I'm not sure, and there were just guys lining up, fucking her, and then moving on, fucking her, moving on, fucking her, moving on.
00:56:27.000Lining up like they were there to get a thawed out milkshake.
00:59:22.000Didn't he have, I met a girl once who, Kenny of Kenny versus Spenny, Kenny Hotts, his wife is a very young model and one of her fellow models was dating Al Sharpton a few years ago.
01:01:12.000Trump was on the chopping block for quid pro quo, where he was accused of saying, I'm not going to fund you guys unless you investigate Joe Biden.
01:01:24.000Here is Joe Biden talking about the same fucking country, Ukraine, and saying, drop this investigation or you're not going to get money.
01:04:38.000By the way, people were covered in soot back then because they didn't have catalytic converters and there was just dust and garbage and coal everywhere.
01:04:48.000And chimney sweeps would just be black with coal.
01:04:53.000It was a brutal time of incredibly hard work.
01:05:08.000You know what's messed up at Genius is the people that are protesting against the system, but it's never the system that gets the brunt of it.
01:05:16.000It's always just the people that had no choice, but that was just how people spoke when they said Negro or whatever.
01:05:22.000Yeah, even with Jimmy Fallon, not that I don't want him to get fucked, Jimmy Fallon was just doing what his contract said.
01:05:29.000Someone wrote a sketch for him, and he does a good Chris Rock, so they dressed him up.
01:05:33.000And he had to sit there in the makeup chair.
01:05:56.000They assumed it was based on a garage pull, but I don't think it was.
01:06:01.000Now I'm getting this news from the gym, so...
01:06:05.000But yeah, I think he just made up a story, totally lazy like Juicy Small A. They saw the garage pull and thought, let's just say it's that.
01:06:50.000We're going to be late for calls, but... Whatever.
01:06:53.0001-6, I think this shows you that these people ultimately, with the rioters and the radicals and the Antifa and the BLM, they just want to be heard in a world that isn't listening.
01:07:04.000And I think they make that so clear when they do what we call direct action.
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01:11:56.000Um, the history of these names along with the blah blah blah with the names will not be welcomed.
01:12:07.000Number two, make the Harrisonburg JMA police accountable for any actions towards students and will no longer be dismissive of asservations?
01:13:35.000Be conscious of where JMU is housing incoming black students along with students of color, as well as who they are randomly, quote unquote, because we know you put us with Nazi skinheads chosen to live with.
01:13:57.000Allow students of color to participate in the making of any new policies and the revision of older policies.
01:14:01.000So this reminds me of, um, when NYU went on strike and one of their demands was free tuition to Palestinian students, which is code for, I want to have a Palestinian friend.
01:21:16.000Uh, this cartoonist played by, cartoonist, played by Brendan Fraser, uh, like gets knocked out, he's in a coma, and then he goes to like a purgatory thing where all of his creations are there.
01:22:03.000Hello, I'm Sergeant Constable Detective Officer Peter Pisspot from Twat Valley Police.
01:22:09.000Many of you will be aware that 22 of my fellow officers were injured during a largely peaceful Black Lives Matter musical gathering in Brixton last night.
01:22:18.000Police were called to the scene by Brixton residents complaining about noise and violence.
01:22:24.000The substantial gathering of revellers was asked by officers to disperse and leave, which they respectfully declined to do.
01:22:32.000Very quickly, more officers arrived at the scene to assist with doing absolutely nothing.
01:22:38.000Several officers were pelted with bottles, although it is not clear whether that was a malicious act or whether revelers were simply trying to share their beverages with police due to the hot weather.
01:22:51.000A number of officers were chased down the street by a spirited mob of partygoers shouting, run them out!
01:24:30.000You know, that's some more gossip I heard at the gym today.
01:24:32.000I heard there's a high-ranking official in the NYPD, a captain or something, who was told, hey, we're gonna need you to, at this conference here, we're gonna need you to get on your knees and kneel to George Floyd.
01:24:46.000It would look good for everyone involved.
01:24:48.000And he said, uh, yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
01:24:50.000And they go, well, actually, you have to do that.
01:24:53.000I mean, he goes, 27 years on the force, and I'm taking this moment to say fuck you!
01:25:06.00027 years, you can't not get your pension, but it's amazing that after all these years on the force, all these ups and downs, I assume David Dinkins, Ed Koch, Bloomberg, Giuliani, 9-11, all of this shit, and he's like, you know what?
01:29:19.000So you said, uh, uh, in, in, uh, in communist, the main thing is basically, this is the cornerstone from each according to his ability to each.
01:29:32.000I made a mistake during a political quiz and I fell for communist rhetoric that sounded good, but was actually a bunch of Marxist bullshit.
01:29:45.000No, because this is the definition of exploitation.
01:29:48.000I mean, you never fulfill your, your ability.
01:31:06.000And don't, when you talk to people, don't lay traps.
01:31:09.000That's a British thing I've noticed too.
01:31:11.000When you're in a pub, they'll be like, they try to lure you in, you know, like, yeah, so don't you think that murdering people unjustly the way the English did to the Scots was wrong?
01:33:43.000Anyway, I was just calling because I'm a music producer from Australia.
01:33:46.000I just wanted to say I think it's hilarious that I have to completely hide the fact that I watch any kind of news media or video content by an author such as yourself.
01:33:55.000Um, it seems that there isn't a single person I've met in the music industry that doesn't have a really like firm leftist view and tries to weave that into nearly every fucking conversation.
01:34:04.000And it's just mind-numbing at this point.
01:34:08.000You know, when I was your age, when I was your age, that wasn't a thing.
01:34:13.000Like we didn't know what someone else's, and even if it was like, Ron Reagan was the worst thing in the world.
01:34:43.000I mean, I was reading a book and I was trying to ask you, I was going to ask you if you would run into any of that kind of thing in New York back in the early 2000s.
01:34:50.000And, you know, if people were constantly propping up feminism and like immigration rights and all that bullshit.
01:34:58.000And like, if you went against that, they might not want to work with you anymore.
01:36:03.000I'd love to know if you copped any shit as a result of passing out on, I think it was the Strokes stage mid-set or the Kinks stage mid-set in your book?
01:36:39.000No, like, did you have to deal with any employers or people thinking that you're a fucking shitbag after passing out on their stage in the middle of their performance?
01:36:49.000No, no one found out, really, about my shitbag behavior.
01:36:54.000NME asked me for my article, and I didn't really have anything ready, so I just kind of made up a whole fucking story that was complete horseshit, and they were happy.
01:37:07.000The strokes were not nuts about my made-up story where I talked about getting wasted with them and all kinds of stuff that was absolutely not true.
01:37:15.000But I never really paid the piper for that crime.
01:38:39.000I would like to just go over with you the when, how, how, who, why, and what of the why of how I came to come across you seeing that video.
01:38:50.000First of all, the when, it was last Friday, the day after Thursday, and the how was my agent showed it to me.
01:39:01.000And the who is I had to ask, who are you?
01:39:30.000Why do you feel the need to not try and end it?
01:39:33.000It seems like you're trying to have a dialogue with a monologue.
01:39:36.000Yeah, I feel like you're getting to a point where you need to know things that you believe, that you think that we should not necessarily believe, but understand to be believed.
01:43:45.000I've been dreaming about your thicc hog Meet me out back, back Let's fuck till some black flag I know you don't like it diva, yeah But you know I fucking need ya Fuck those little soy boys I'm a man who's employed So let me make you proud boy
01:47:55.000I mean, I drove us to the hospital with blood shooting out of my nose and he was so wasted and he was such an asshole that he was just like sitting like, this sucks.
01:48:05.000Actually, Shane wanted to go to the clubs in Hull.
01:48:08.000He was like, this isn't such a big deal.
01:48:10.000But, um... Yeah, he was just... I don't even remember if he was at the hospital.
01:48:15.000I think he may have just taken a cab home.
01:48:17.000No, actually, I'm pretty sure he stayed there the whole time, in retrospect.
01:48:47.000If you had to do the laundry and your house was like really hot and you could have been nude but like a painter was coming by to do some touch-ups on your office, would you stay nude or would you have like sweatpants nearby in case you like, you know, you had to answer the door in the nude?
01:49:19.000Yeah, I just wanted to say, Gavin, I think you... I watch your show all the time, and I just found out I'm gay, and I can only watch your show in five-second increments, because I will ruin my boxers if I watch it for any longer.
01:50:24.000And after, when they get the prank calls, the guy's like, all right, well, it just seems like some people aren't mature enough to handle a Swap Shop show, so we're just going to cut the line.
01:50:33.000So I hope that person's proud of himself.
01:50:50.000I just moved out here not too long ago to Texas, and I hit up the mall with my wife and kids, and we're walking through, and a typical SJW-looking white bitch passed by and looked at me crazy, you know?
01:51:07.000And I asked my wife, I'm like, is she looking at me?
01:56:10.000Yeah, we did a show in a parking lot once and we just did like, you know, it was really, we, we did, you know, uh, we did Cro-Mags and, and Minor Threat and stuff.
02:00:03.000Isn't it crazy how this is, you know, I remember having friends who lived in Moscow in the nineties and they would, they'd always have weird shit like this.
02:01:11.000Soon is what I heard for TheDonald.Win thing.
02:01:14.000But people can join the Riot right now.
02:01:17.000Well, it makes sense that we would have to do all this encryption and hiding.
02:01:20.000I mean, we are trafficking in the adrenochrome of young startled babies and having bizarre, elaborate satanic ceremonies on a regular basis.